Fat Chance Podcast - Goodbye Michael Ep.154

Episode Date: January 30, 2025

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I will just play. Shut the box or whatever. Nine. Shit the box. Eight. Seven. Six. Five.

Four. Four. Three. Two. One. Welcome to Fat Chance Podcast. My name is Judd Reminger. I'm your host.

And I'll throw it over to my co-host, Michael Kuski. I'm really close to getting this. God damn it. We could have started the podcast like a normal one, one time. I need a five. If I get a five, we're just ending this, and we'll never do an episode again.

Here we go. Nine. Thank you. Damn it. We'll get rid of a die. It's a five. We're done. See you, everybody.

Is that how we're going to end it? You're going to end it on just a roll of dice? My roll is seven. we're done Is that how are you gonna end it you're gonna end it on just a roll of? And just be like finally I don't have to do any more of this I'd be such a fun con how many episodes do you think we could get if we rolled? Three die every episode of my guard if it's this number. We're just done I Think we'd get we get two episodes. I think the second thing this no we just stop once like if I were all seven I would have like hey, we're done Eight oh

There's a there's a tick- a TikTok that this guy goes, all right, hi, welcome to day 37 of finding a song by Jason Derulo. And we'll stop it as soon as he says his name. Really? As soon as he starts a song, he goes, that's been today's episode. I like that. There's so many accounts on

tick tock or Instagram like day 100 of whatever or I'll do this for every follower I get Mike. Is it that easy. I got it. I will. I'll pluck a hair for every. I'll pluck one of Judd's arm hairs. He's got a lot of a high yeah. Follow where we get for every like we get from this video I will pluck one of Judd's hairs Honestly, I do it for followers. I do anything for you guys, you know, like you've seen some of our Like just messages in our comments. We should rock-paper-scissors for wedgies. We need to stop that one I'm not gonna give anyone a wedgie and I don't want a wedgie. Yeah, that's all that's interesting

There's some fun ones though. I think I The one that recently I saw that made me laugh he goes so the shoes stay on when company's over Yeah, that's a pretty good one. I like at this point now. I don't like having shoes on when I do this I'm so used to having them off, because we're in someone's house. Oh, should we? Yeah, should we? Like, this feels more comfortable. Should I take my shoes on?

No, we have company. We don't have company yet. Take them off. You don't see them anyways. Half the time, I'm just doing this. Yeah. My favorite one is says, you're the best, Judd. Who is that?

Thank you. That's you. Read the name of the account that you're in that I don't know the name of the account Why would I know it's not mine? This was my good one. I stumbled upon your podcast Accidentally, I watch this one and I'm hooked lots of funny content demands me to watch go through multiple episodes and subscribe Great great sounds like sounds like a normal dude. I'm also one of the few people, yeah.

Yeah. And then he gets, I'm also impressed by your socks. That's what he said. Which is very funny to be like, guys, not a funny content, you're doing great. I feel like. But I need to also mention your socks. Yeah, I need to, you know what, whatever.

If we have a little niche, that's fine. I do think, I think Colorado is pretty open-minded. I think maybe Colorado is where I find my panel of Kinks and fetishes and just put them on one episode. It's just Michael a furry What do you what are you gonna do you're gonna put up like a Cra's list? Yeah, okay. Are you into something weird? Here's my address Starts knocking our door. What the fuck is happening? Yeah Yeah, explain that explain that's your new roommate yeah I like I like how they're inclusive since it is 2025, please black socks, too

Which I think is a good you You have black socks today All of you guys have our handsome eye candy, but I love Judd He's showing his sexy sock souls you handsome men have to do a podcast with bare feet and show your souls You guys are incredible, especially Judd Again, what's the name of that? You know, this is great stuff absolutely not I ever found out one day that it was one of us doing some of these comments like I think we actually need to check you in that you feel like you need to make a

burn it's it's very funny when as soon as we get I get name dropped or jacket name dropped you go in the comments goes up on Judd's burner account. No just yours. Because in the beginning they're like we love Jack and Michael's socks. It was never you. Suddenly they started popping up. We're back on the judge trade. Oh man. Everyone get Jack's good looking dude. I get that one. Do you think out of the three of us do you think. Jack's the best looking one. Is he the best looking guest you had in your podcast? No. Me? Rachel. Oh okay. That's an easy one. That's a good answer. Good answer. We'll cut that. Good answer. Family view. Family view itself. That's very funny. I think, who was your least favorite guest on the podcast?

Say it and we'll bleep it. Say it and you'll have to bleep it. Yeah, I'll have to believe it. S**t. Was he bad? They were both terrible. Yeah? Yeah. Why was, well, I don't know. I didn't know the other one. I knew the second one, but I didn't know the. Yeah.

They were angry and bitter. And. Angry and bitter? He was like, but what? In the beginning, we're gonna have to cut all this out. Yeah, good. In the beginning, he, yeah, I'm cutting this out, so I'll just strip.

This isn't a good look for me already, like trying to get break into the scene a little bit, and like my first two choices are ripping on other people in the scene. I was like, I didn't need to, that didn't help. Not that I think anyone would watch that, but I was like, this, this doesn't look good. It's very funny, cuz also in looking back, and we're back by the way. Yeah.

But looking back, those two names you just said. Yeah. Blips on the radar in the scene. Yes. It was. I would say not even, I'd sayips on the radar in the scene. Yes. I would say not even, I'd say maybe on the outside of the scene. So people would probably agree with me. It's just, it was one of those, I don't know, it was a waste of time. Yeah.

But you know what, it helped me like ask other people to do it. But I, it was, I remember just sitting there, because it was when I was doing it it my mom's garage. I was like I want to kick you out. I just want to go upstairs. Like this is terrible What's up, so it's about just whining about the thing you? Chosen to do is wild to me It's like when people complain about playing the sports that they do is that you chose to you chose to play that sport. Don't complain about it. Try your best.

The other thing too is the comedy world or just any social media world, the minute you see someone has any sort of following, you don't know how they got that following or what it's actually going to do. And so when I asked people at the time, I had, the podcast had more followers than I think most comedians in Milwaukee.

I don't know how, but it did. And so people are like, oh, this is it. I'm like, this isn't it, no. This is minuscule amounts of people. They liked one video, because my dick was blurred out and shit like that. And no one understood in the beginning, this is supposed to be mutually beneficial They liked one video because my dick was blurred out and shit like that and No one understood in the beginning like this is supposed to be mutually beneficial to both of us like

I'm not really helping you. You're not really we're helping each other kind of thing, but people looked at it as like I could say Whatever or I can have low energy and it's just gonna benefit me. I'm like no I need you to Put an effort to this as well. Yeah, I think a lot of people just are disillusioned of how. This shit works. Well, how much effort goes into a lot of things. Even stand up, a lot of people go to comedy shows and who don't do stand up or haven't been, they just think, oh, this guy's just talking up there. And then they think, oh, well, I've

seen a video where the guy heckles, and then this comedian does this crazy thing. I'm like, yeah, but that's not helping the show. You're interrupting what the guy's planned, everything like that. You're not helping, and it's never going to be as funny as you think it is on that one reel that you saw.

Because that is one out of 30 times at that work. Also, when you see those reels those comedians are more professional than what you're seeing at your local dive bar for a comedy show so when you're shouting out at the guy who has five minutes it's like his first show probably of the year or his life like he this is his like someone's olive branch to that person to try and get them into doing shows and you are derailing them Yeah, I was at a bar show not too long ago and it's going it's going good and probably about 20 to 15 minutes in I was like I was talking about my adopted thing and some lady just took offense

That I'm making fun of being like I'm not making fun of being adopted. I'm just saying jokes about being adopted Yeah, and she goes you should be blessed to be adopted and I was like, oh I am like You don't think I'm joking up here. Like I'm just goofing off Yeah, but it's like playing like I'm not making fun like my parents have heard these jokes I I don't I'm not saying mean but like the person was so offended to the point where like after the show She's like I can't believe you would say that about being adopted and I was like, what did I say? Someone who didn't get accepted to adopt a child Yeah, but it's also but it's also someone who knew they were coming to a comedy show and then was like oh

But if they say one word about being adopted from the person who is adopted. Yeah Wild yeah, and then I asked if are you adopted or do you have a doctor? She said no being adopted from the person who is adopted. Yeah. Wild. Yeah. And then I asked, are you adopted or do you have adoption? She said no. That's just a pick me person. Yeah. Wants to be the hero. Was she white?

I said it was a upper, I didn't say it was an upper North Wisconsin bar show. So she was white. Yeah. She was very white. You can guess what. Yeah. White with a capital H. I also did say a joke about Nashville and had

this older group of ladies woo. And I was like, okay you guys from Nashville? And the group was like, no 40th! And I was like, oh, you're going to Nashville for your 40th? She goes, no, I went for my 40th. And I was like, oh, you're going to Nashville

for your 40th? She goes, no, I went for my 40th. And I was like, oh, it already happened? And it turns out that this lady went to Nashville on her 40th and didn't tell her husband until she got on the plane that she's going to Nashville with her girls. And she's like, it was the best time of my life best time I ever had and I was like

This woman definitely cheat on her You didn't tell like they don't have the healthy Yeah, if you're 40th birthday, you're married. You're like, I'm just not gonna tell my husband. I'm leaving the state Yeah, and then out and then after the show she apologized for wooing. And I was like, you're not sorry. You wanted that special time. Exactly, everyone wants that special time.

Everyone wants to feel like they caused the biggest laugh. Yeah, they want to have that. They're like, yeah, but that comedian wouldn't have been shit without my little banana joke looking like a penis. I paid $10 and I got the biggest laugh. Exactly. Someone did, when I was, it was last weekend, I started showing.

The guy, the stage is pretty much of like, kind of like Copper, like where people, how Copper used to be, where people were on the sides. Yes. So there's people like almost on the stage with where people you copper used to be where people are on the sides Yes, so there's people like almost on the stage with me and I have to go through a joke and I said the adoption Okay, and I was like so I'm adopted and I just hear that guy under his breath because he's so close He goes, huh? Imagine that

To me I couldn't no one else heard it cause he just said it under his breath. And it's not like I was already, like I already got the light. I had to get off stage in like five minutes so I can't like derail it and not have a closer here. You know, but I was like, man that is so funny that that guy was like watching me do comedy the whole time and then here's these adopters They all that's probably why he's like All right now I get it yeah, I Love I love that when people are like right next to the stage you feel like you got a buddy up there Or you have an enemy if they don't they don't laugh. Yeah, but it's all right. I look mean enough that

No one really yells at me. I like fucking with people so I like having people right there. It's nice. It's easy You don't have to like a reach for them. They're literally right. They're like built-in. Yeah. Yeah but you know that but everyone's just man, the the crowd sometimes are just Not ready for what they're what they're seeing and it can go not ready for what they're seeing. And it can go any which way. No, I was explaining that. My friends always ask about how comedy works and whatnot

when I go see them. And they're like, well, so are you head? I'm like, I'm not going, no. And what do you mean when you say you're performing? Are you doing? They're always like, how much time are you doing? What do you have so they all think? You have significantly less time than you actually do

So like are you like when you get up there you performing for or way more? Like are you doing like how much I was like I don't know it depends on the show like if it's I could do Five minutes if it's a guest and I get asked to do it like Last second or ten minutes all the way up to 20 and they're like holy shit That's like a really long time you have 20 minutes worth of stuff I go I have probably 40 but it depends on the show and they're like how like they're just amazed that you have I'm like just pick a story and you could have five minutes As long as you put it together, right or they're like so you like up there for like an hour and a half every time

You're up there like do you think shows are four hours long? Do you think everyone's doing an hour when I got no it's I mean also your comedy style is longer longer than normal like if If you have you say someone oh, they're gonna do 40 minutes, and they're just a short joke They have to do so many jokes in that in that 40 minutes just to keep going you know Yeah, I couldn't imagine like doing an Evan pack Chris Schmidt style set a punch set a punch set a punch I mean, that's like you could realistically get two to three jokes a minute. Yeah, I mean I just did that The minute thing and I think I got through 24 or 25 jokes

That's pretty good. And and yeah, it was like not it was going go go go go I had to like I knew you saw most of them, but I rewrote a lot of them to make them shorter Yeah, just cuz like a lot of them were long-winded. You weren't gonna get through all of them, but yeah, okay There's no way you could have gotten through 50. That's like one. No, and I had to set it up I just set up like I was I was dumb enough not Didn't I didn't watch anyone before and I can't believe we're all doing 50 jokes in one minute and Then I was there we go. And then Yeah, good. I'm glad that went well, too. Yeah, it was fun. It was a good time

but we have a fun little thing so Today we're gonna since we are this might be one of the last ones we are here at Natty Oaks Since we are, this might be one of the last ones we are here at Natty Oaks. No. No, but it might be the last time you could see me in person for a little bit. Well, unless Judd does what I ask him to do and do an interview at a bar here, but.

Unless I do that, but that's neither here nor there. Last time you see us two sitting next to each other. Fucking geez, Michael. It wouldn't be a potential final without me derailing everything you want to do. And it's just like an easy like as no. It's an easy layup. Like an easy layup and you're like, nope.

I've, since I was a little kid, I like to push buttons and I will derail whatever you got going on. All right, well, we have, I have 10 questions. Okay. That are deep thinking questions. Shit, okay. We're gonna get deep with you, Michael.

Okay. What is the meaning of life? To live. To live, do you wanna expand on that? No, but I think everyone has their own meaning everyone has their own purpose but ultimately Like a life you just live it so it just you got a different path Be excited about it. I weirdly watch I saved this video. Maybe I'll play it right now I weirdly watch I save this video. Maybe I'll play it right now

This is actually kind of cool. I just if it's if it's a dude slinging hot dogs down his throat I'm gonna laugh so hard no Jimmy Carr oh the comedian yeah me. Getting stuff is fun. It's not the pursuit of happiness. It's the happiness of the pursuit. It's just that thing and it's not like... Jimmy Carr. Known tax evader. I really like that today. It's not like... Live and go acquire.

Don't just have it. Go do stuff. Do get out of the ordinary like we talked about last week. That is life. I mean, there's a purpose to it. I don't wanna know, because then your whole life is gonna change. Like if someone, that question,

like if someone offered you the answers to everything, would you take it? My answer is no. Because then it changes your outlook. There is no like wonder anymore. I think everyone wants to be their inner child, because when you're a child, everything is no. Because then it changes your outlook. There is no wonder anymore. I think everyone wants to be their inner child because when you're a child, everything is new. It's all, it's like, what if, maybe, I could be.

And now when you're an adult, you're like, no, I'm just going to my nine to five job. I think you should just live, go have fun. That's the meaning of life. Okay. Does free will exist? Oh, shit. Yes. Okay. Wanna free will exist? Yes, okay, want to expand on that no, okay, what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object

Unstoppable force means an un immovable object. I Don't know I'll let you know when I get to that object. So you're an unstoppable force. Michael Koski, un-unstoppable force. Can you be a liar truthfully by saying I'm a liar? Can I be a liar? Oh my god, we've done this question before I think. Can I be a liar truthfully? And say you're a liar say you're a liar i think the question itself is worded incorrectly and i don't know why but i think it is can i be telling the truth and a liar at the same time can i be true if i say i'm a liar i'm telling the truth if i lie but if i say I'm a liar, I'm telling the truth if I lie, but if I say I'm a liar and I'm lying

I'm telling the truth Yes, I was think it's funny my favorite thing is like When a murder is like I'm like getting convicted and like in the court system and they're like your honor He said he didn't do it. I was like, oh you mean the guy who murdered people is pretty okay with just saying lying uh... what existed before the beginning of time okay you can go religious with this uh... or you can go michael's brain with this. Before the beginning of time if you're religious, I believe is the Holy Spirit.

Or God. And it's a very confusing question. But I think this question is why I don't think, I personally don't think once you die it's over. Because none of us can comprehend nothing. Like if I ask you to just comprehend literally nothing, you can't do it. You can't do it. Black is still something. Because you're in the black, you're in the void. Um, what was here before time?

I don't think there was a before, I think there always was. Okay. What's the best color? The best color. Wow. So my favorite color for the longest time is blue. Thank God you didn't say white. I'm becoming a green guy.

But the best color... I'm becoming a green guy. But the best color... I'm becoming a green guy, but the best color, I'm probably going to stick with blue. OK, that's fair. You've got the oceans, you've got the sky. Exactly. I'm blue.

OK. Who is the greatest person in history? I think it's yet to be seen. Wow, OK. What happens after death? We kind of already talked about that. I don't know, but I don't think it's nothing, because you can't comprehend it.

I think you get some answers. I think I don't even know how to put it. It would be What happens after you die You ever heard the theory that your life is actually like what you're living now is you actually reliving your life or something like that like because when you die you have your brain still functions for a while and it's apparently like a super high level of functioning And you're picturing all your like friends and family and like this is like you're picturing your greatest moments kind of thing So you're saying I'm dead. I'm saying I'm dead. We're both dead Yeah, it's crazy is you're dead and you're picturing me and I picture you which is a problem. Who do you think?

You you're 95. I don't know what that car is going to be. If you go back and change one event in history, what would it be? Nothing. Mike Wachowski, not saving the hot, not stopping 9-11, apparently. okay, so the reason I say nothing is I am a firm believer that Obviously I would I don't want 9-eleven happen. I don't want the Holocaust to happen

I don't want wars and stuff like that to happen But it's like if you break it down into more simple aspects, like if you could change one thing in your specific life, what would you? And I wouldn't. I think I'm very happy with who I am right now. I change anything. You might not be sitting here, it could be someone else. Or I'm not doing this at all or anything like that.

I like the path I'm on. I think I look forward to what's next. And I think you need to be happy with your decisions because in that moment, it's exactly what you wanted to do. That's true. That's true. What is the greatest podcast ever created? The greatest podcast?

I mean, the best of the biggest, it's Rogan. I was gonna say Fat Chance Podcast. That would be great how to end that, if you'd have said that. Is that the last question? That was the last question. But it would've been quite cooler if you would have said Fat Chance Podcast. No.

Instead you showed up Joe Rogan as if he invented podcasting. He didn't, but he's the biggest one. I don't even think he's the biggest one. Yeah, he is. No, there's bigger ones. No. Go to the biggest one. I don't even think he's the biggest one. Yeah, he is. No, there's bigger ones. No. Go to the top ones. I thought the Kelsey's one.

That's the biggest sports one. No, it overtook him on the top 10. And then he responded with, who are these people? As if like, yeah. It'd be cool if we, well, never. You can shoot for the stars, land on, or shoot for the moon, what is it? Shoot for something? No, I'm not gonna tell you. Shoot for something, land on something.

Shoot for the moon, land on the stars, shoot for the stars, land on the moon. The stars are not closer than the moon. Shoot for the stars, land on the moon. But the moon landing was fake, so like, I don't really know what you want me to say here Shoot for the Sun hit Venus Shoot for the moon land on the stars that wouldn't have happened. You know what shut up. It's I View this as more of a brand than just I think this is a fun podcast. It's not gonna be This is more of a brand than just, I think this is a fun podcast. It's not going to be Rogan, it's not going to be the Kelsey Rose.

For this to get huge, we need to be better. At what? Stand up. Oh, yeah. I mean, come see me this weekend. Yeah, dude, you know what we've never done is blog our own day. Yeah, because by the time this comes out, I'm already done. You're gone, yeah. I'm already done. You're gone, yeah.

I'm already done this stuff. So I mean, come see us in February. On either the 23rd or 27th of the Milwaukee Improv in Brookfield, Wisconsin. Yes, there you go. The most probably said joke on that stage has to be, oh, you mean the Milwaukee Improv in Brookfield? I got lost on the way here

I thought I was in the wrong. I've seen that of I probably seen five to eight shows Four of them I've heard someone make the Milwaukee improv not in the Milwaukee area How many times do you hear the oh, this is the best? County club in a parking garage I've never heard that one. Oh, really? Yeah, that's a fun one. I've never heard that one. Oh, really? Yeah.

That's a fun one. I've never heard that one. But it's kind of cool. I like that little area. It's nice. Yeah. It's probably fun. Come see us, 27th or the other date that he said.

It's either Thursday or Sunday. If you are going to come, maybe just comment real quick in the next couple of days, which one you'd rather do Thursday or Sunday, because I need to finalize that. Yeah. Or you know what? If all goes poorly or well, because I need to finalize that. Yeah. Or you know what? If all goes poorly or well, we might just push it to March. Ha ha ha.

But it's funny, because doing stand-up is something that I love to do. And doing this, like podcasting, I feel like are so different. They are, they're vastly different. But it's like two different me's though, I hope that makes sense. Yeah, I think you're more vulgar on this.

Yeah, I mean. I also think I'm more vulgar on this. Yeah. It is two different me's. I think this is less of a performance. It's more of a glimpse into a personality than anything. Cause it's literally everything. We're picking and choosing certain things for stand up versus this. Cause literally we're also playing games, we're doing weird shit. But I think this is more of an honest version of yourself than in stand-up is true

No, but I would also say like stand-up I don't perform for people that all know me Yeah, and like when when we're on a podcast, it's people of our friends like that already already have rapport We already have stories. We already know like we do things outside of. And so it's a little bit different because it's a hang. It's every, I mean, there's millions of podcasts. It's 99% of them are just friends hanging out. Did you see the Aaron Robert video where he, it's like a highlight clip of them doing a podcast.

And then at the end he goes, by the way, we haven't been recording this time. I just haven't seen you in a bit I just wanted to hang out with you and it's like that's so funny that this is how you can get people to hang out with you now. It's true because everyone wants their like 10 seconds of fame and I don't know if I was like lying to myself obviously I want this to do well and I've told you so many times obviously I want this to do it is done infinitely better than I've ever thought it could True, which is crazy But at the beginning I was like at the end of the day it is kind of cool that I have

over a hundred and fifty hours of me hanging out with my friends Minus those two people we talked about And all the times we were at two people we talked about earlier. And all the times we were at. Sh**. Where? Because I didn't hear that. You got that?

No, I'm thankful for even that. I mean, that's a good opportunity. It didn't work out as much as I get annoyed at the fact that certain people are incompetent in their ability to create partnerships with people that could, you know, foster great things. And then they go behind and do exactly what they said they'd do for us, for other people.

Yeah, that's my favorite thing. My favorite thing is they're sponsoring a golf outing and they wouldn't even sponsor ours after they said they would. I'm gonna get a giant check By the way, did you know that one of our Well, I don't know if we can probably cut this. I don't know if he wants it known but our guests

Last week or the other week won the 50-50 at the Bucks game. Oh we can say that 50 at the bucks game. Oh we can say that he texted me that. Oh yeah. They give him a big check. No fucking way. That's awesome. Also I was kind of disappointed. It was a lot less money. It was like a Tuesday. Yeah. Yeah. Way less of all days to win. That's also the most American thing ever. You're like I won. Fuck it's a Tuesday audience. It's only three grand or whatever it was. Four grand pre-tax split with someone else. You're like, damn. Imagine winning that on a Saturday. Someone like the birds games are like 15, 20 grand. Yeah.

Well, Brewer's Dam's got way more people than Pfizer. Yeah. Oh, can you imagine that? Just winning that, I would feel like a god. I would feel like a god. I feel like I could do whatever. I would also get so upset again then when they taxed it. I go, no, I won half this.

Do not take another half. That's the thing. Yeah. It's so funny because you win this money, but you don't really win that amount. Because the 50-50 raffle, obviously you get 50%. Then they take probably 40% off taxes, because it's a good chunk of money.

The other 50% that goes to the stadium, they're donating all of it. So they get $20,000 worth in write-offs. You actually get, I don't know, $12,000. It's way more beneficial for the stadium than it is you yeah, but you still giving you free money You're still getting free money, so but it is it is kind of funny. It's like no we get 20 grand you get 40 percent of the Which is incredible that's awesome for him. I was happy for him. Yeah good good

I don't know. What would you spend four grand on if I just gave it to you right now? I'm not giving you four grand right now What I spent on right now at this exact moment, I probably would get a new putter For four if you get that stupid I still want to go back and I want to try it again another day cuz maybe it was just I was just on that I will never golf with you again And I want to try it again another day because maybe it was just I was just on that I will never golf with you again It was to a point where it's like

My everyone would make fun of me if I got that putter what is it called again a lab putter? And it was like one of those yeah the long ones thick grip And it looks like a suit and looks like it no no not one of those they have those But it was like ones that look like a spaceship like yeah Also, where were you doing the putting? Gulf you mean where all the holes are like slanted. Yeah. Yeah, I was really good at this No, I think that's also the thing was I tried it against the Scotty We're just supposed to be the best putter or whatever and the Scotty wasn't making it like I wasn't laughing

I think they should do meridian putter. You should try a meridian putter. I Told you that last time. Yeah. Yeah, they're there. They I think they should do meridian putter. You should try meridian putter. I told you that last time. Yeah. Yeah, are they there? Yeah, there's meridian putters at Dick's. They're from Wisconsin. They were in like Golf Digest or something that is one of the best putters in the country.

Also, I didn't know Brandon won the driver from our golf outing. Yeah, he did. Did he get it? Once that golf outing's over, I shut my brain off. He has to reach out to the guy guy and I don't know if he has Probably not if it's Brandon. Yeah, also Brandon you owe me a microphone. Oh Yeah, you need to go get that. Yeah, we need to this is

Alarming that we already have to do this, but we need to figure out a golf course for this here already Not going back to deer track We could if we want to. For the sake of it being easy and me not being here it might be best to go there. I think yes because from the people that were um golfing

they liked the variety of holes and they liked that they could come like nines there, ones there, tens there. It's kind of like you could also like go pot around and do all that.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was good. I like the idea of making it different every time, but I think for the first year, me not being in the state, we're definitely going to have to probably go to the same and we got the whole course We can do 27 holes we want to we could do like a pre I don't know that is a long day We could do a pre nine and then Like hey, if you're registered come to nine. This is a conversation for after the party

Maybe you guys want to hear do you guys want to just sit down? Listen to I think just as long as we long as we show our feet, that's all they matter. We could literally turn these microphones off and just show the souls of our bare footsies and they would be on board. Yeah, I know. I just ask every time You want to smell them lick them suck them touch them fuck them what what do you want to do don't comment Please comment on that until and DM jud just say about me only only do not put Michael in there only put Jud That's all we need. Oh my burners will be hot in the press Only put you on that's all we need All my burners will be hot in the press

Yeah, how many you got now? I have at least eight burners just so I can get the numbers up, you know Yeah, all the likes yeah It's all about traction one less like in view now because I always liked and viewed it from my work computer But we're still subscribed under the West Alice anytime fitness But we're still subscribed under the West Ellis Anytime Fitness God. Do you have to beep that out now? I left stickers up in the office. Dude, that was fun quitting a job. That was so fun. My last week of work was a joke. Just like the other guy came in was training him and then just kind of messed around. It was a good time.

Yeah, fewer sales you just kinda messed around. It was a good time, it was a good time. Yeah, if you were sales you would just leave that day. They don't do any of that. Like there was a lady that just quit work and they're like, yeah, her last day was yesterday. I'm like, what? No, she quit today, but they'll just say that her last day is. Yeah, it's, I saw a video on that today too before I came here a lot of people are just quitting day of now Because a lot of companies are doing though. We don't have to honor your two-week bullshit, which I think is ridiculous

Hey, I'm giving you the courtesy of I guess it depends on the job if you're very Disposable, you know, I can't putting my two weeks, you're like, your effort's probably gonna go down, we don't need to pay you, we're just done. But you're also giving them the courtesy of like, hey, maybe you have two weeks to find a replacement, and then you offer to help train, and you leave on good terms. It's not a good thing if you're just cutting someone off

after two weeks. Yeah, for sure, but I also think you're disposable no matter what oh absolutely but there's like mine was less I'm like hey I'm giving you two weeks because if I just quit today you have no one at this facility for until you get someone in here and then you're probably hiring someone way too quickly that's gonna suck and you probably could have used the cash for moving because that's not a cheap thing. Not at all.

I still get like half a paycheck this Friday, which I'm like, sweet. I did get help, weird. I gotta help interview my replacements. The power I felt is incredible. Like the first interview, I don't work there anymore so So who cares but the first interview I

Wrote down a bunch of notes I'm like cuz I generally care about like the the place I helped build and whatnot I was like I want to leave in a good turn like good hands and My boss was like alright not bad. I'm like, okay, I like always the next guy. I'll give you my notes We got the next guy. I really like the next guy and my boss goes it's kind of a 50-50 toss I go no, it's not not at all. He goes order your notes for the first guy and I go Word for word full of himself full of bullshit Talks down to employee like just ripped this guy and knew I'm like we can't hire him. Okay. Why are the other guy?

I just ripped this guy in new, I'm like, we can't hire him. They're like, okay, we'll hire the other guy. I was like, sweet. That is awesome. But like, the one thing I didn't like, so have you had to hire anyone before? Yeah. Okay, when you interview them, and you ask, I think every interviewer asks this question,

and the question is, do you have any questions for us? What do you think of their first question to you being, when do I start? If you go, hey, do you have any questions? And they go, yeah, when do I start? That's weird. Oh my God. I get the confidence thing.

Immediately, you're at the bottom of the totem pole for it. I think for me, I interview a lot of people at MindJab, and the problem is there's other people that also get to interview this person. I think for me I interview a lot of people at my job and The problem is there's other people that also get to interview this person. Yeah, and I Remember us as a company hiring somebody that I knew was gonna be terrible at their job but they had these like That they brought their dog like they're like oh, what do you like to do, you know, just question and for fun.

And they're like, I like my dog, I like the pet. And they showed a picture of their dog. So like everyone was like, oh, what, just a great human and this and that. And I'm like, yeah, but they're gonna be terrible at their job. Yeah. Like, it's cute that they have their dog

and they care about all these other things, but the actual job is gonna be terrible, and they were terrible at their job. And then they're like, oh, we didn't think that they would be like this, hiring them, and I was like, no, I said that. You said they had a really cute dog. That was your thing.

That's it. You can really schmooze your way into certain jobs. Like, the one guy just talked, he didn't give a single answer to any question, just talked around it the whole time like how did you not? Notice that love that I'm like dude wrap it up We asked you like what's some struggle you faced and you started talking about your dog I'll be able to poop or something like that. I'm like struggle

Yeah, but I didn't I think you can ask the when do I start question after you've asked at least one or two questions I feel like you should have questions going into a job. You've never done. Yeah, but also be like be chill Like be normal just don't think that everything's okay quack and they all say it's so it's supposed to be confident they all say it like so reserved or like It's like crackling. Oh, yeah. When do I start And I'm like, oh, you're not even confident in saying that. Yeah, I wouldn't never say that. Like, just don't assume that it's yours. That it's yours and just show them that it should be yours.

Exactly. Yeah, but wow. Well, hope you guys ever get hired. So we're looking for a new term. You want to get hired by a fat chance. Since Michael's leaving us you'd be the host. If someone wants to do free work and we'll give you college credit. I will gladly gladly take you up on it. You can see our feet close up. No we don't want

love you. We don't want one of you here. We want someone who's looking to get into the media. I dead serious I would hire an intern. Yeah, if you want to be on a podcast edit podcast know all about it. Come on message us What you had it? Yeah if you Want to do this would be give you the reins to a lot of things and then we'll give you college credit We'll give you internship credit. We'll give you booze better packets Yeah, we have some Samsung No, some smear not headphones only if you're 21 and up we can give you some of those I'll give you some high-fives

If you know anyone who's looking to get in the media world this will get nowhere But although Connor you did say you listen to the end. So thanks if you wanted to help us, please. Who is Connor? Connor is probably the one person who's listened to every. Who's Connor who? One of my best friends who lives in Colorado. He listens to every episode through and through. Fucking Connor. Through and through.

Connor, you turn it off. What are you doing with your life, man? He's a big. You know what? Why would I just give all his details out right there? Yeah, he's at N74 379 Colorado Michael Frank Yeah, Connor message comment down below Your favorite moment in the podcast of mine, and that's not caskies. I

Don't think you're gonna like it We need more the dress I don't think you're going to like it. Yeah, he's like, we need to wear the dress. All right. Cool. Well, goodbye, Wisconsin. It's been fun. Everyone wave bye to Michael.

He's leaving us. I'm not really. It's just going to be virtual now. Bye. Bye. Say hi to your dad. Hope you find your dad. Music