Fat Chance Podcast - He's Everywhere! Ep.179

Episode Date: October 2, 2025

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I'm good. Yeah, I'm finally good now. You're on a tight schedule today? Well, we are on a tight schedule. We got, uh, we're doing this later in the week than normal, so. Oh, yeah. This is, uh, this doesn't affect you whatsoever. This only affects me.

Yeah, but I like to be courteous because I'm not an asshole. You're the one that suggested this day. Okay. All right. Okay. It's like you had other things going on recently. I know, the Packers tie, and I get frazzled. I was.

How upset were you? I think my heart rate was at like 155 for a good, like, hour, and I was so frustrated. I was like, what happened to the team, I know? Like, it's, I don't care how good our offense looked, the fact that our defense looked that that bad, I was like, this sucks. Like, it was, I almost would have rather lost than the tie, because, you were in like limbo i just didn't know how my body should feel grown men should not tie they should not tie so i think there's a lot of different like it's just the worst of

i was so upset that i stayed up that long you know like i had to stay up that long and you don't even finish like uh you don't even get an emotion you're just like what the fuck yeah that's dude that's the best part about the mountain time here though um is like games start and i hour earlier and it's such a huge difference it is such a huge difference like when you're done with the first slate of games and it's only like two o'clock the late game ends at nine if it goes quick and you just you can still do so like i could go put on a tv show afterwards i mean i sound old that i don't want to stay up that late but it's uh it's definitely it's nice having that extra extra hour If I was in college, though, and I had a game day at 10 a.m., couldn't do that.

Yeah, I mean, it's like, it's still so funny that you also just want it, you just want it to end. And in your favorite, you're like, at least I would have been fine if the other team would have won. You know, I would have been fine if the Cowboys would have won. Because at least there was some sort of finale. There was some sort of end to it, you know? And I think this is, so this is the dumbest thing. The dumbest thing that they do is both teams get a chance in overtime. Then why is there a time?

No, I agree with you. I think it's dumb. I think it's... That is... Like, start the timer after both teams have the ball then. Honestly, yeah. I mean, the only thing that, like, it does... Because, well, how much time...

Is it a full extra quarter or is it only 10 minutes? It's only 10 minutes. And if one team takes up all 10 minutes, they win. Like, it doesn't make sense. If you're having both teams get the ball, why does one team get a shorter time than the other? I don't get it. I just, the idea that grown men at the highest level of a sport can tie

is ridiculous to me. Yeah, you're not wrong. You're not wrong. That doesn't happen in any other sport, in any other sport. in any other sport in baseball there's like you know what it would almost make more sense if baseball had ties just because there's so many games

and it's like but there's so few games that it's like just yeah there should be no ties and you know come now that it's it's gonna there's gonna be some stupid fiasco with this tie now come playoff season

oh for sure for sure and there's a tie in my Fantasy Football League, even worse. And now it's just like... I got fucked in fantasy football in both leagues this week. I guess for people who don't know, me and Michael are in a fantasy football league, and I whooped his ass.

You did not whoop my ass. If I would have played one other person, I would have won. I believe the poet Vincent Diesel once said, it doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. And also family. so yeah no i if i wouldn't have a late late game scratch for the six 30 a m game in ireland sorry i wasn't up that time to to switch that out yeah i mean that sounds like a new problem it's it's it's definitely a me problem and then the packers all of a sudden become the worst

defense in the world and then in my other league i lost by three points three points because Getsu decided to do the, I don't know, like just turn his leg into a laughy-taffy. Oh, Tyree Kill went down. Yeah, in one week I lost Mike Evans and Tyree Kill and my season. Yeah, I lost neighbors. I mean, in ours, I lost neighbors and Lamb, so, I mean, and I still want. But Lamb will come back, yeah.

Yeah, no, it's, at this point, this is about when every year I go. go, it's over. It's over. It's done with. We don't care anymore. We should do this side bet for the pod. And, like, a loser had to show their feet or something. You know what?

I lost, and you got big clunky boots today. I came straight. I literally got home set up, and called me right when I sat down. I was like, all right, you're getting work wear, Michael. I changed my hat. That's about it. What a man. Yeah.

And it was kind of, man. We also had two fun things happen this week. Our friend Evan got to run in the MS 50 miles, which is for MS, and we got to support that. He runs with a Fat Chance shirt and a Fat Chance hat, which is very cool in Door County. He gets to run, walk, 50 miles, but, yeah, a two-day thing. It's very fun. Yeah, it was very nice to him. his way of supporting us

because we help support the MS Society with our golf outing. I finally got all the pictures back from the golf outing so we'll actually make a post about it this week or tomorrow. Look at that. Yeah, I got it back like three days ago. And I was like, well, maybe we should do a thank you for everyone who came four weeks ago to this event. Hey, do you guys remember this?

Half of you don't. Guess what? We're already planning next year because that's how long it takes. Yeah. Also, and then I saw, I mean, I text to you this, I saw a fat chance golf t-shirt in the wild just running on a path, which was very cool to me. And it was an original one. It was like your one. The OG 2023.

Yeah. Yeah. Some guy running with his dog. And I was like, I don't know who the hell that is, but that's super cool. Yeah, it's nice to see them in the wild. It's nice to see. I've seen a few people. People send me pictures of them wearing the hat.

hats out, which they're sweet hats. As you can see, Judd decided not to rock his again today, but you know what? Nine episodes in a row probably get, I have one of each, basically, so I can cycle through them. You're rotating them through. Yeah, I think this is my favorite one. But I've gotten a few compliments on these. The other comics here is, they're like, I like that. I was like, yeah, it's good.

I don't have any more to sell you, but. Yeah, that's what we should do. We should get more. sell some more and maybe maybe start a little online shop for fat chance hats yeah i have a i got a list of my phone of people who want them i just need to the reminder of the million things i have to do to pull the trigger and actually buy them and have them stitched up again yeah for sure well cool man um we'll keep this funny short but i have i do have a game for this week well i do a game for this week i can keep a short are we get we're in no rush for anything

thing, really. I mean, I don't have stand-up tonight, so it's this workout. No stand-up tonight. Yeah, it was like, comedy works last night. How'd that go? It was okay. It's, um, I thought it was, I've

done the similar bit on stage there, the first time I went on and crushed, and this time it was, I'd give it like a B, um, but that's something we could talk about off-camera, uh, some gripes I have about. some things but let's move on let's go to the game

fair enough I got a movie game it's called a five point movie game okay so I'm going to give you a bunch of characters actors and you're going to tell me if you're not to say the name of the movie

okay but I'm going to go down the line and I'm going to tell you the fifth ranked character Oh, we've done this before. I like this one. Yes. But if you get it before I get to the end, that's how many points you get.

So the first one will be five, the second one be four. Okay. All right. Yeah. No one ended up. All right. We've done this before we do this,

that reminded me. Monday, I went to this show called Thick Skin and Comedy Works. I know what Jack will look like at the age of 45. He ends longer hair. It was they have a worst tattoo competition. I mean, it was scary. The guy got turned bright red, clearly was into drinking.

And his tattoo that he was fine to get removed if he won was a tattoo that said Living it up. And it was a tramp stamp. That's 100% of Jack tattoo. But he looked, no, he looked like Jack, exactly like

him, just longer. I'm like, and you know what, Jack? You age well, dude. You age well. Jack is a is a strapping young lad. and he will age very well, and his gator tattoo will just keep getting better and better. All right, hit me with the movies. Maybe I should flip my camera twice, just in case.

Yeah, give it a good flip. I think you're only like eight minutes in, but we'll give it a flip. This is going to be a short one, isn't it? Yeah, why not? Let's get a fun one in. All right. For five points, you have to tell me the movie.

The actor, the fifth ranked, is Clancy Brown. I don't know who that is. Move to the next movie. Actor, actress, yeah. William Sadler. Don't know who that is either. Keep going. Yeah, you probably would.

Bob Gunton. Keep going. Are these movies from the 2000s? Morgan Freeman. Okay. Okay. Wow. Evan Almighty.

Incorrect. Tim Robbins. Tim Robbins. Morgan Freeman? Man, this has to be recent, right? I don't know. No. I don't know.

Who is it? Or what is it? It is Shawshank Redemption. Shawshank. I should have. Why didn't I at least throw that out there? Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yep.

Yep, for sure. For sure. All right. Next movie. Yeah. Morgan Freeman. Now you see me. Incorrect.

Okay. Gary Oldman. Keep going. Heath Leisure. Oh, Batman. The Dark Knight. That is correct for three points. Wait, hold on, hold on.

If Heath Ledger's three, who's one and two? Christian Bail and who? It would have been Michael Kane, they put number two, which I thought was wild. Yeah, Heath Ledger's got to be two there, and Michael Kane can be three. Yeah, I know. I should have flipped them, but yeah,

they put Michael Kane there, which is a lot. We're on the same page, cool. Um Here we go Next one is Kevin Spacey These are all movies These are all movies Horrible bosses

Incorrect John C. McGinley Keep going Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth Paltrow Goop camera or candles Iron Man?

No, he's not an Iron Man. Incorrect. Number two. Morgan Freeman. God damn. Is Morgan Freeman in all these? Gwyneth Paltrow, Morgan Freeman? I don't know.

Keep going. Last one. Brad Pitt. Fight Club? Incorrect. that is would you have got it if I would have said what's in the box what is it in the box

what is that movie called seven you know I would not have gotten that I've never seen it oh you never seen it oh well it's a great movie you know that's the famous line from yeah what's in the box okay all right then the next one next one I'll give you seven characters

so this one's for seven points is this the magnificent seven all these actors are are pretty big. So this one is number seven. Morgan Freeman. Is this now you see me? That is correct.

That is a seven point. Look at that. That made up for the last two. I was so hopeful because the next one is Michael Cain. Then it's Dave Franco. Yeah. I would have gotten it there. Yeah.

Azale Fisher. Woody Heraldson, Mark Ruflo, and Jesse Eichenberg. Also, it's Eila Fisher. Oh, yeah, her too. She's in there as well. Yeah. So that's good. All right.

Next one, this is back to five. John Michael Higgins. Keep going. John Goodman. Keep going. Okay. Lauren Graham. Okay, I know who that is.

Keep going. Morgan Freeman. Yeah, of course. Oh, this is Evan Almighty. That is correct. Yeah. And Steve Carell is number one. Yeah.

You probably got it. All right. The next one is Steve Carell. Okay. Is Morgan Freeman next? No. Is it date night? Incorrect

Philip Baker Hall Anchorman Incorrect Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Aniston Um Oh

Keep going Morgan Freeman Yeah just keep going Oh, isn't the movie that is like, it's kind of like we're the Millers, but it's not. Do you want to give you the number one actor? Yeah. Jim Carrey. Jim Carrey, Morgan Freeman.

Jennifer Aniston. What? Oh. Was it yes, man? Incorrect. What is this? Bruce Almighty. Bruce Almighty.

God damn it, Michael, you're an idiot. I need to just, I'm, the fact that I'm, yeah, all right. And that's how you play five Morgan Freivans. Yeah, fuck me. In my head, we already did one Almighty, we can't do another one. I was going to do all, like, when I first thought of. this game I was like oh let's just try to trip them up and do like all the now you see me and and then all the dark nights and all the Evan Almighty's yeah it's the reason I think I

had I had Evan Almighty stuck in my head is I just saw I think maybe today or yesterday just like when I'm scrolling I saw a clip of Evan Almighty and I was like oh and I was like all right this got to be in my head yeah I've only seen Bruce Almighty that's a fun fact I've never seen Bruce Almighty is better It's definitely better But Evan Almighty Not a bad

Not a bad one Okay Yeah It's an interesting I don't know Jim Carrey He's just He's great

He's absolutely phenomenal I've seen Lauren Graham Basically every day Since fall started It's fall season Which means If you have a lady at home It's Gilmore girl season

and at least that's the kind of lady I got is it's Gilmore Girl season. I didn't really know that was a thing until I started dating Rachel and it's now our comfort show which you know what I've kind of gotten into it she bounces around so I've never actually seen like more than eight episodes in a row

so one day one person's 20 the next day they're 12. I mix up Gilmore Girls and the golden girls all the time. When people say they're like super, when people say they're like super into Gilmore girls, I instantly think of like Betty White. Yeah.

I'm like, all right, that's a good show. So there when you said like, I were watching Lauren, Lauren grandma's like, she's in the Golden Girls? Yeah, absolutely not. No, she, I mean, it's like a cult following. I did not.

I had never really heard of Gilmar girls or like understood it. To me, Gilmore Girls sits in the realm of like gossip girl and one tree hill and whatever that, like, 90210 or whatever it's called. Like, I honestly thought all those shows are just the exact same thing. Yeah. But Gilmore Girls is, it's a cult following. I mean, it's insane. There's a really famous podcast called The Gilmore Guys.

And they go through every Gilmore Girls. episode but they bring on comedians and they watch one episode and it's very it's very funny um so if you like that then that might be right of your own called the gilmore guys like what do they do they make fun of it or well they go well i think they actually enjoy it but then they bring on a comedian who's you know a lot of these people have never seen it or you know so they're jumping in season four episode three where something you know some boyfriend breaks up but somebody you know it's like, so it's funny and but I think they actually like

enjoy the show. It's one of those things like I've watched enough now and then I'll look at Malady and I go oh my you like a lot of your personality like we're shaped by a lot of the shows we watch growing up absolutely like we wanted to be

a Power Ranger or we wanted to be a Ninja Turtle or and then as you get older like I want to be this cool or I could guarantee you there are millions of women out there who one wanted a relationship with their mother like Lorelai and Rory I'm deep in now and two their entire personalities are shaped by this show I look at Rachel I'm like holy like they'll do stuff in the show I go

that's you like a hundred and ten percent I think it's majority of the white girl population but that's just that's just me just saying I'm a fan I'm a fan I'm a fan I did it at Luke Steiner. So I guess that's a good question. What show, besides Gilmore Girls, could you do an episode-by-episode podcast about and be like super into it? We'll be your show then. Oh, my, that 70 show. That 70 show?

Yeah, I think that would, I mean, it'd be easy for me. It's in Wisconsin. I've seen it a million times. Like, I've seen that show probably five, six times through, which I've said on here a million times. But that would probably be the easiest one. Yeah, I mean, I don't, what about you? If we're going, like, sitcom-y,

I would go to, like, some niche ones because I feel like everyone does the office or the parks and, you know, the Parks and Racks sort of thing. I would do, like, this show called Trial and Air. That would be a fun one. to do um it it was like a two-season show and then uh it could cancel but it was very funny had a lot of jokes in it and it was kind of like superstore that would be another one i'd do which i really liked um but if we're going like drama i would love to do a sherlock podcast

called uh sherlocked in and it's just about just watching just okay just watching and it's like it's just before sherlock yeah yeah and just like uh just all the nonsense of like shock that's very funny i i don't think in reality or in truth i could sit down and break down a show like a sitcom i don't like i don't want to dive into it that much i get yeah the like the sitcom he shows i put those on the first time through because i enjoy it and it's very relaxing it's you're like mind numbing all kind of and then when you put it on again it's like It's background noise. It loves you to wind down.

I don't need to go watch a podcast and be like, well, you see the symmetry here in the episode and the symbolism. But it's all the kind of fun. Have you ever heard, I think you should, no, how did this get made? It's a, it's, how did this get made? Is a podcast with Jason Manzoukis, Paul Shear, and Julianne, Diane Rayfield. and they watch terrible movies and they're like

how did this get made you know and it's they bring on guests they do it live and it's like but they tell the live audience what the movie is

so they show a screening before they get out there of the movie so it's like and it's a terrible movie and some of the movies are the movies that I've seen and I was like yeah

that is so crazy that this movie and they go through all these like why did this happen And, yeah. So I would love to do that. That's different if it's just, if it's a movie.

It's, but episode by episode. Fair enough. Because a lot of these are like, they really, there's a formula that these episodes go by. Should we watch one movie and come back and just review it? Sure. Go through it. Absolutely. Absolutely.

You know, and I'll give you this. If someone wants to comment a movie, it's going to be that Rob guy. We'll watch it. We'll put it. We'll watch. We'll watch one movie. It has to be on streaming. If I have to pay for it, I'm not watching it.

I'll spark note it. And then you'll know, you'll know I didn't watch it. I don't care if it's 99 cents. Has to be on streaming. No paying for it. And we'll watch it. Let's start with this. Let's just give them a service that we both have.

Do you have HBO Max? Yeah, I have HBO Max. I have Netflix. HBO Max. Let's do that. Hulu. I have. One of the typical ones. I don't have Netflix anymore

We got kicked out of my mom's account I'm not paying for that HBO HBO Max Yeah And we go watch a movie That'd be good Yeah and then we'll review it

That'll be fun I watched the new Superman recently Very interesting I think I'm over superhero movies Yeah I was never got on board of superhero movies besides I think Batman, but that's only because he's not a superhero. And Morgan

Freeman's in it. And Morgan Freeman's in it. Exactly. All right, that's a good way to end it. Morgan Freeman, if you're listening to the podcast, please be a guest. We'll play some more Morgan Freeman games and it'll be fun. And everyone, we're not going to tell you why, but

just write congratulations, Judd, in the comments. It'll make his day. So on three, type out congratulations, and we'll clap each other out. Three, two. Type out the movie.