Fat Chance Podcast - Hinge Dates & Hunting Season Ep.145

Episode Date: November 21, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 the tones with a little bit of metrosexual pop to it but it's the vibes like gay diner gay diner yeah which is probably a pretty good diner i bet you it's a great diner, great pie, great pie i bet they got good pies probably got good pies, probably make great omelettes i don't know why but i feel like the wrist movement they've got it down in
Starting point is 00:00:27 the gay diner yet everything to do is holding a trade no matter what the business that not right so there's no trainer hand on for you back tristin steamboat shandy here. It is so sweet. It's not what I anticipated. Yeah, it's a sweet sweet baby. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:00:54 Gay diner. It hit you in the mouth and you're like, this isn't what I thought it would be. In college it's way more fun. This isn't as fun. Want to get the fist myself yeah Fist me baby. Have you had this before? Yes, I I don't see it often cuz it's like very like rare and
Starting point is 00:01:14 The place I went they were like it's our last is the last one. Oh, so I was like Go I went to get her This is our last one honey. But where did you go. Burt's is Burt's just like a Burt's liquor. It's like you could you could get your normal but majority of it is not normal. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I would. That's what I see. That's exactly where I had to picture you shopping. I love that we just started today. We didn't. There was no we were on a mission. Yeah, we're on a mission It was going great until he said
Starting point is 00:01:49 I'm a little thrown. Yeah. Yeah, this is like a train wreck to me. Honestly, it's not what do you like these? Yeah, I like these honestly. I just didn't expect it to be so sweet There's something about it There's something about it. It's like a sun kiss but without any flavor. Not your father's sun kiss is what this is. I bet they have one of those. Not your father's orange juice. It's like you leave a soda out for a little bit.
Starting point is 00:02:17 It's a flat soda. That's what it is. That's exactly what it is. Speaking of flat, can we talk about the bear's kicking angle? Am I right? Yes, we can. I was so happy. Dude, I was on the couch, just like in a coffin,
Starting point is 00:02:36 just like watching. My back was hurting so bad. I did yard work all day the day before. Had a buddy over. We drank. We stayed up pretty late and then I woke up did more yard work was pissed that this game was going the way it was. Immediately the day was better. Immediately. Oh turn around to the day. My vibes was like it was a Friday
Starting point is 00:02:59 night but it was Sunday. Yeah. New Monday was coming and let me tell you today's Monday kicked me in the dick Yeah, I believe it didn't care. I I had a packer party that was planned for Sunday. We're all gonna get together I was like, oh, it's gonna be a blast. Were you invited then? then Sunday morning Both the guy and his wife got sick There is a bug going around. So so they're like hey don't want to get anyone sick sorry the packer party's canceled. So I watched it at my house or my place and I literally didn't move probably from the start of the game.
Starting point is 00:03:38 Like I was so nervous. Yeah I thought we were going to lose. And then once once they block the kick I jumped probably higher than anyone's jumped in the world and scared everyone in my apartment. Yeah, it was crazy. The energy shift was really I was taking off and putting back on my Jordan Love jersey over and over again out of spite. And I'm not a guy to do that does that. Yeah. And I was because my super hero was upstairs na napping and so I was like just trying to like find ways to get my frustration Out quietly so that was the way I was doing And then as soon as they blocked that kick I screamed so loud see baby girl did you wake up absolutely
Starting point is 00:04:19 Yeah, was she upset though. She was not upset, but she did make me go for a walk That's equally as bad. Yeah. Get out of the house. I was in North Carolina for that one, and we were golfing a par three course. It was like a triple date. And I was watching on my phone the whole time,
Starting point is 00:04:37 and I grabbed Rachel and go, you want to watch? You in a throuple? Yeah, I was in a throuple. Yeah, it was me and two other couples. One of the couples, it was their first date ever. They made out, met on hinge and she's like, you have a date tomorrow. And we're like, you know what you should do instead? Bring him golfing with us. That's such a bad day. That's such a bad day. We threw him to the dogs and you know what? He survived. He survived. Yeah. We don't
Starting point is 00:05:01 know if he's going to be like, I a pretty good. Yeah, he wasn't bad That's that's a good thing. Yeah, he held his own but I grabbed Rachel's like you want to watch the Packers lose real quick and there was a glare on the phone and I couldn't really tell and then I just hear he blocked it and I Almost jumped over the car. I was like if I hit a hole in one here, I'm never flying home It was it was so fun, but I remember Driving to whatever hole right before They kicked it and on my phone. It just says Mark Vegas goes live
Starting point is 00:05:37 Later and I literally I got so angry And then we blocked it and I immediately looked I go oh he ain't live anymore. I wish I was there for that reaction. I wish I had it because I remember seeing him going live and I was like this motherfucker god damn it. And then after that block I did the exact same thing you did. This live video is ended. I like just like comic sans period. I was like damn it. I wish I would have been able to catch that. I appreciate the energy because we're doing the exact same thing right now. But part of me I was like oh fuck. Yeah. You ever met a Bears fan. They're the loudest people. Always. Always. I know
Starting point is 00:06:16 Bears fans. I have friends that are Bears fans and they are the loudest. We're quiet until we win. No we're quiet until we lose. That's what I think it is. Yeah I don't know. I think we lose and we we point blank but it's a loud loud loud. When we win it's kind of the same thing we're doing right now. Like that was fun. Good win. Good win. Good win. Like we have a packers beat the Bears which has been 11 times in a row if anyone's counting at home. My my buddy as soon buddy as soon as they beat him he turns on the Chicago radio station because he listens to the fans calling into the radio station. That's so funny. I spent too much time today watching Bears fans react to the kick while
Starting point is 00:07:00 I was at work. It's also to the point where I see a lot of those, but they want kind of they want as much as they are a Bear Fan. The reason they're doing that is from the defeat. The wins. They don't get as much view. You want to know why? Cause they don't win that much. We haven't seen. We have not seen the amount of like studies. Half those content creators are going to lose their demographic completely if they have returned their franchise around. Yeah. They don't know football. They just bet. Yeah. Like the depressed Jets. It's no longer funny watching the Jets are in a dumpster too. It's a bad football podcast with the Jets. Yeah. Green Bay East is just as bad
Starting point is 00:07:39 as bad. I one time was at a 2015 Green Bay East. Excuse me. Sorry. I was I was one time at a at a at a bar for the national championship game against Duke when Wisconsin played basketball and we're like a huge group. We're all watching TV and somebody with like a minute left and we have the lead by like three and he goes and puts his phone up there to record all our reactions of cheering And we end up losing. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, there's never been a more depressed man. I've seen have to go Look at it quick This needs to die with me I
Starting point is 00:08:21 Also blame it on him. I blame it all on that guy. He can't count your chickens. That's I was the that was the national championship game correct. Yes. Yes. The one when we beat Kentucky to go to it. I got to be in Kentucky coming back from spring break at a Buffalo Wild Wings. It was me the three other people I went on break with and one other Wisconsin family Sea of blue. One of the greatest experience of my life from a sporting standpoint. So fun.
Starting point is 00:08:49 I wish I had that reaction recorded. It's fun when you win. Yeah. But I mean, just watching everyone else's, I mean, that game was back and forth the whole time. I mean, that's March Madness, it's so fun. But watching them lose their undefeated season And I was like I'm not supposed to be here to the Wisconsin badgers
Starting point is 00:09:11 There's a lot of tall white guys Incredible it was oh it was it was like a warm hug. Yeah, absolutely I remember when I was last last football season. I went to North Carolina for a work trip and I didn't have anything to do so I just went to North Carolina for a work trip and I didn't have anything to do so I just went to a local Buffalo Wild Wings for whatever reason this Buffalo Wild Wings was packed with Bears fans and it was when the Packers were playing the Bears and the Bears were up for a majority of the game then like Jordan Love like I ended up like looking like a quarterback because it didn't start happening until later in the season, but I remember just being by myself
Starting point is 00:09:47 eating wings sadly in a Packers jersey and Then suddenly becoming the most outrageous man in this bar watching this these families of Bears Just start arguing with their wives Can I get another round. Well more wings. So excited. Sports are fun. So after the Packers beat the Bears I was I went out for like a like a little bit and saw multiple Bears fans out and they were you could tell that I I'd never talked to him I did not say a word to them I could tell they were douche is because that jerseys with their own last name.
Starting point is 00:10:30 Oh no that's tough multiple you can't do that for any team. You especially can't do it for the Bears. The only person allowed to have a jersey with their last name on it is your mother. That's it. A gift. It's a green. Youree. And you're like, hey. And it says, like, mama whatever. Yeah. Yeah. That's the only person who's going to have a jersey
Starting point is 00:10:49 with their name on it. Is it because Mama Kuski is a Mama Kuski jersey? No. My mom would never wear a jersey. I don't think my mom's ever owned a jersey. Not until this Christmas. Yep. We're getting her a jersey.
Starting point is 00:11:00 Kuski. Number one. Not her last name. So. What? I guess Mama Kuski's last name isn't Mama Kuski. Just K last name. So. That's right. I guess Mama Cusky's last name isn't Mama Cusky. Just Cusky's mom.
Starting point is 00:11:08 That's all it is, just Cusky's mom. That's what it says in the back. We say Mama Cusky a lot. Yeah. I think I call her Mama Cusky to her face. Well, people ask me all the time, like, what do I call her? I'm like, just call her like Mama Michael. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:11:23 Mama Michael. Yeah. I don't like that. That's not your name. But I don't know. That's something as like, I don't know like mama Michael. Yeah, I don't like that Yeah, but I don't know that's something is like a kid. I don't know either because calling my mom all of a sudden miss Heibacher is Uncomfortable for me too. I mean I call her mom just call her mom. She'd be fine with that I'll call her mom or Christine. Nope Did you guys have friends growing up that called your parents by their first name because I was uncomfortable I had one neighbor kid who would always coming like hi Christine. Hi, David. I'm like dude. You're 12. You can't do that
Starting point is 00:11:53 No, yeah, I mean, yeah, well you want a farm my wife's dad went by his first name forever So like my wife calls her dad by his first name like almost all it she does say dad, too But it's just interchangeable But it was uncomfortable him by his first name and here's the the issue with my family is My mom got a nickname very easily Her first name is Mary last name her middle name is Patricia So everyone call her me or Patricia and then at a wedding or whatever my grandma heard my friends calling her that and she Scolded them and said no we named her Patricia so you can call her Mary Pat
Starting point is 00:12:34 And so now all my friends they don't say Mrs. O'Sullivan. They don't say Mary. She's just Mary Pat Okay, that makes sense. So they're told by an elder to call them this this kid would just go hi Christine I go Matt stop. Yeah, you can't do that. No My dad was also a big B. That was it. Yeah, they're fun nickname or it rolls off the tongue sure yeah, but yeah First names tough. It's tough. It's I think it's a respect I think I'm gonna it I don't but I don't lack of respect. If your kid started calling you, like he even called his own parents that. He was like, Paul and Cindy are doing this.
Starting point is 00:13:09 I'm like, he's going to know exactly who I'm talking about. Yeah, you're being so specific. That's what happened with Jen, though. Jen called her dad by first name, so everyone called him by his first name. He was first name. Didn't seem weird. It did not seem weird. And then eventually it was like, oh, no, everyone calls you this. It didn't seem weird. It did not seem weird.
Starting point is 00:13:25 And then eventually it was like, oh, no, everyone calls you this. It's definitely not weird. But then people coming into it go. I tried it once. They didn't like it. If they don't listen, they're like, mom, mom, mom, mom, or dad.
Starting point is 00:13:39 And I'm like, David. He goes, what? You call him? Like, now you listen. Yeah. Fuck. Now you listen. I have to get my ass beat. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:45 Yeah. All right. Well the thing is you don't have the you don't have the game on today because it's big time for me and Jack. Oh is it. Good on. If you if you look Jack is only down I think 11 points. Yes. If Nico goes off Nico Collins. Oh I thought you Tom. But I was like yeah I've given up on fantasy football. I'm in a six game losing streak. Yeah same. And he needs Nico Collins to go off tonight. Yeah. And he'll or you're me or the defense. Yeah. He's the defense is the defense. I would even just need a really high scoring game. Yeah. Going against Cooper Russian. Yeah. I am soup. I have no hope.
Starting point is 00:14:27 All right. So last week week 11 how do you guys think you did. I think it was 50 percent. I think I'm 50 percent too. I thought I was confident. Yeah. In last place per use Michael Koski five. Yeah. Well eight and five last last place. Yeah, we're not bad Judd Second week in a row second place with nine and four Jack second week in a row ten and three Yeah, yeah, we're doing good. We're football guys. We're shooting over 50% every single week Yeah, you're running away with first right now though, which is annoying but now I'm one step closer to Michael Yeah, I'm just gonna step on his neck now okay oh yeah yeah yeah watch this you get one more 14 one week yeah I'm good yeah you're fine but
Starting point is 00:15:13 I don't think you have any more in you really watch this wait if I get what. Only one loss. Well count it as I mean I three pitted on the one lot. That's pretty damn good. That's really good. Yeah. All right. Here we go. Pittsburgh at Cleveland Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh as well. Minnesota at Chicago Men Chicago I'm gonna go Minnesota. I'm gonna go Minnesota as well Detroit Detroit at Indianapolis Detroit you'll give me Detroit. Yeah Detroit. No one's beating them right now New England at Miami Miami Actually give me new England All right, I'm gonna to go Miami. Tampa at the G-Men.
Starting point is 00:16:09 Tampa. Davido's playing now, though. I'm going to say Tampa. I'm going to say Tampa, as well. The Gavagos. The third stringer that somehow a second stringer is playing is Tampa. Dallas at Washington. Washington.
Starting point is 00:16:24 I'll do Washington as well. City at Carolina Kansas City this is the high revenge game yeah KC it's got a chip on their shoulder Tennessee at Houston Houston well Denver at Las Vegas Denver Denver. Denver looked surprising. They were crazy good. Really good. Give me Las Vegas. I'll do Denver. San Fran at Green Bay. Green Bay. This is the one that Green Bay is winning 35-27.
Starting point is 00:16:55 Wait, why do you say like that? We've had this planned for a while. Because the draft APAP acrobatics show, they had O's the mentalist on. And he predicted this game 3527 Oh, that's it. This is gonna be a fun game then no yeah, no Okay, what we? After this oh he lied he did that to the Jets and was like all right you guys are in the Super Bowl against who?
Starting point is 00:17:19 Yeah, but like he had to give them hope Arizona at Seattle. This is tough, but I'm going to say Arizona. Right now it's a pick and game. I'm going to go for Seattle. I'm going to go Seattle as well. Go pick. I'll be at this game too, the 49ers Packers game.
Starting point is 00:17:36 Philadelphia at the Rams. Give me the Rams. Give me Philly I'll do Philly as well Baltimore at the charges That's actually such a fun Monday night game. Yeah, I'm gonna say Baltimore All the Chargers to go against you. Okay I'm gonna do two charges as well Is that it okay, all right Okay. I'm gonna do to charge us as well. They're playing good D. All right.
Starting point is 00:18:07 Is that it? That is it. All right. But either way, we have to, you have to watch the O's, the Mentalist, and the draft date. No, I know you've seen it. And then we just have to,
Starting point is 00:18:17 I think we bet on it. We bet on it? I think, Judd, you bet 500 of your own dollars. Yeah. Oh, Jesus. O's, the Mentalist says- You get to keep all the winnings. Yeah, well, no, not all of it. Well, like we like 500 back we would like 500 Have not won a single Can you do that you pick the exact score If you when you win you only have to
Starting point is 00:18:46 pay us what you bet. Yeah. But how much extra money you're gonna get. Exactly. Well I feel like that because because stuff. My favorite thing is the Mendoza's went to same guy went to the Jets last year and was like all right. Your Super Bowl picks your is going to be and he goes the Jets first San Fran. Well he might just be a he might be a year late on the Jets and Jets could be next year. Yeah well that was also before Aaron Rodgers went into the darkness for an entire week. Yeah that changes people. He was not. It was he couldn't see because it was dark in there. Oh, no. He went to Egypt That's the thing and the Pharaoh got in the hut King Tut's piss a air riders, and I would be too
Starting point is 00:19:32 I like King Tut seems like a nice guy if I was the King Tut I'd be pissed a rudders Why I've never seen him do the King Tut dance You know you make a good point you don't you don't can you do the King Tut dance for us real quick? Just so we're in good graces The walk like the Egyptian yeah, yeah, no you're right. I've never seen him do that either never done it Maybe he does it in the dark, and that's he's trying to do it, but you just can't see I don't I think he doesn't Get any more Yeah, that's true. We will erect a pyramid in this hunter
Starting point is 00:20:03 That's not the dog zone. I think he's a second ballot Hall of Famer now No, he's still first Just thought I would open up a dialogue. We ended that dialogue All right. Well, I want to get fisted for Christmas. Do you yeah this? This grows on you the first couple it is You told me it was stale soda, I was okay with it then, because it was bothering me. I could not put my finger on it.
Starting point is 00:20:31 It's just slightly sweet, clearly refreshing. I would say clearly sweet, slightly refreshing. Okay, you can flip that back, because I also agree with that, but it is refreshing, it is refreshing. I will give it that. I think this would be great on a boat. On a steamboat.
Starting point is 00:20:47 I view these like most people view country music. Good on a boat in the summer. And when you're horny. Exactly. Wait, wait. No, that's fist mess. Shit. When you're horny, you put on country music?
Starting point is 00:20:59 Yeah, sad, sad country songs. Yeah. What, you put sad country songs out when you're horny? Yeah. No. Save a horse, ride a cowboy? Boot scooting. Not put sad country songs out when you're horny? Yeah. No. Save a horse, ride a cowboy? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:08 Boot scooting. Not a sad country song. Boot scooting boogie? Well, I just put on country music. When you're horny? You put on country music normally. Yeah, when I work out I'll put on country music. That's a bad thing to do.
Starting point is 00:21:17 No, it's not. That's weird. Yeah, that's weird. Why is that weird? You keep crying. I've worked out to Christmas music. That's also weird, unless it's Mariah Carey on repeat No, I did just know I Christmas movie yesterday, which is by far way too early way too early
Starting point is 00:21:34 I didn't I didn't decide I don't even want to get into the Christmas top the wife the wife Founded on tik-tok. It is called I don't know. It's only two months Two months before Christmas? Way too fucking early for Christmas! It's, I forget what it's fucking called, but it's basically about this chick that wants to get tickets to a Pentatonix concert for Christmas. What? That's the whole premise.
Starting point is 00:21:56 And she meets this guy at the airport, she talks about Pentatonix, he goes, hey, if you break up with your boyfriend by Christmas, I will meet you at the pentatonix concert Something like the really really no there's pentatonix one of it No, there's Pentatonix one of it. I have tickets to Pentatonix. Dude, you might see her there. I might see her there.
Starting point is 00:22:26 I might see her there. Is it a good Christmas show? I don't know. It's going to be good. They're going to have good. They've got great Christmas songs. They made a whole movie about Pentatonix for their Christmas songs.
Starting point is 00:22:35 It is a whole movie. Was it good? I mean, for a Christmas movie, it was, um, it's not Santa Claus, not elf. I was going to say, if Santa Claus and elf are in nine something, what's this? This one, OK, so Santa Claus, not elf. I was gonna say, if Santa Claus and elf are in nine something, what's this? This one, okay so, Santa Claus, elf, um, Home Alone, all the classics. Jingle all the way.
Starting point is 00:22:52 Nine, to jingle all the way, go in nine, give me 8.8 to ten. That's where those are. Okay, fair. Alright, Hallmark movies, four. Yeah. Okay, they get, they scratch the itch, you go, come on. It's snowing in a lot. How many fucking lumberjacks that have a dead wife Oh love with this rich girl from the city that hates Christmas and the little yeah, no, it's like a card shop
Starting point is 00:23:13 Yeah, that kind of thing. Yeah, that's what that is. Okay. This is dead Slightly underneath the middle. It's like a four nine. No no middle of those two like a five eight Yeah, my six you're gonna go there go that was pretty good movie, and there were some good laughs It's like a four nine no no middle of those two like a five eight yeah You're gonna go there go. That was pretty good movie, and there were some good laughs. There were some good laughs Not hearty laughs, but I didn't go Like that and then immediately just went back to straight face I was like oh, then they hit me again. I go oh oh I was like, oh, and then they hit me again and go, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
Starting point is 00:23:46 I see what you're doing there. Yeah. I'm going to go get fist fist. Can you get me fisted too? When I. Would you like a fist? Yeah, give me a fist. When I did a show with a guy who was in a Hallmark movie,
Starting point is 00:23:57 he was flying out to. No, it wasn't a Hallmark one. It was a Netflix one. But it was a Christmas movie with Lindsay Lohan. Oh. I know that one. Well, no, it's coming out. Oh, it's coming out now? Coming out. Hallmark when I was in Netflix one but it was a Christmas movie with Lindsay Lohan Well, no it's coming out this Coming out this I don't know how much I can say about cuz I kind of know a little bit of the plot but Let me guess she falls in love. It well, I think I could say this
Starting point is 00:24:21 the guy played the boyfriend that she Breaks up with to so he's barely in the movie. No he's in the movie but he's like the bad guy. The bad guy. Yeah. Thanks for fisting me. Yeah. So I think I can say that. Oh shit. It's just the power to the whole podcast. Lindsay Lohan's on a Christmas movie tear right now. Is she she yeah her and the the mean girls lady Yeah, their comebacks her comeback is solely based off holiday cheer interesting So keep an eye on let's get off Christmas anyway
Starting point is 00:25:00 Thanksgiving it's hunting season I'm not going hunting again this year. Yeah, I am however Going to start purchasing my own arsenal to go hunting next year, okay? Okay, arsenal are we talking? Bow and arrow we talking gun so here's the thing is The wife has become super right-wing. I'm just kidding. So she has two concealed carries. So basically she wants me to start hunting so we have food that I have hunted. So I understand that. I also would like to go hunting. So
Starting point is 00:25:45 I want to get a shotgun and then I want to get a rifle. But then also she wants to be able to like practice with everything and then she wants a handgun. And this is like actually real. I also do want a handgun. I also want all of this. But yeah, I if she was like, Hey, probably not like no, but space out the purchases So I have to get my arsenal of those three and then I think after I do hunting for a little bit with like a Gun and actually get used to shooting a live thing That's something that kind of I think I'm a little bit nervous stuff because I have a bleeding heart Just like those bucks after I shoot. I think even oh Judd doesn't have a heart but it You take a life it yeah, oh Judd doesn't have a heart, but it, you take a life,
Starting point is 00:26:27 it, yeah, you're, when you shoot a deer do you shake afterwards a little bit? Dead inside. Only when he's coming. Dead inside, yeah. No, you realize what you did once you shot it for sure. I feel like the first one I go, ooh, I feel weird now. You're gonna feel weird for a few of them. Especially if you don't have a good shot. I have a good shot. OK. I don't have a good shot. I would. I've shot a gun once in my life. Good. And it was a sport shooting with my work. OK. You shot 50 clays. Yeah, who can I guess I guess how many yeah guess lower than you think? for to
Starting point is 00:27:13 But let me tell you let me tell you when I hit that one it felt like I won the Stanley Cup Everyone was spraying champagne on me on how long did it take you to hit that one? Cuz usually sometimes I might throw it like a semi broken one that just kind of breaks with vibration. No this. I definitely hit it. I know for a fact I hit it because I was like that's not how that looked this entire day. Well it's also like when you bowl like you just throw a gutter ball like right away a bunch of gutter balls. Then as soon as you hit a pin, everyone cheers for you. Like, yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's, it felt so good. And there was like, all right, I got three more of these.
Starting point is 00:27:49 I got three more of these. I can, I can, I can at least hit one on the next three mess. But again, I've never shot a gun before and it was low ammo season cause it was during COVID and they're like, Hey, we're not going to like get more ammo. Just like go and shoot. And you know how hard it is to be one, the guy that they call fashion boy at work And it could your fashion boy fashion boy Think about think about that. I've also i've also dulled back the button downs
Starting point is 00:28:15 Okay, so i'm fashion boy at work and I have missed 49 plays You know how not fun that workoutting is I don't think they respect you at all anymore 49 there yeah it's a lot it's over and over that's a lot of misses you know I'm probably forgetting one you just got to practice maybe not at a moving target to start well that's what I can You just gotta practice. Maybe not at a moving target to start. Well, that's what I was like, at least let me aim at a fucking tree. We're not taking you bird hunting.
Starting point is 00:28:50 No. Yeah. Deer's a little bit of a bigger target. Yeah, I'll hit some part of a deer. Yeah, see, that's the, no, we don't want that. Don't say that. You wanna hit it? I'm gonna aim for the vital organs. Where are those?
Starting point is 00:29:04 Right here. In the cage. You want to I'm gonna aim for the vital organs. Where are those? Brought to you by PETA all right John. How's your game? You go through the long? Yeah Right here you get extra points. Why are you guys laughing me? I think I'm 100% right you aim for this part We you are right. Why do you think we're not making any jokes? But why you guys laughing at me like that because you're cute. I talk about this We got to talk about this Judd stop sitting over there with your pickleball club hat act like you know I'm better than me even though you know I do why you laughing at me like that. Did you guys taste the fistmas? It's crazy how loud I get when Jen's not home.
Starting point is 00:29:45 It's like you're not afraid. Today's game is going to be pretty much what Michael's dad yells at the TV. It's called Mad Libs. Have you guys played Mad Libs before? Yeah. Are we saying what my dad yells at the tv and be a lot of he
Starting point is 00:30:12 ready are how many mad as a redoing whether funny i mean okay uh... by one of the books? No, I just did some printables. Oh, you did some printing. And some are, there's one that is a sexy time one.
Starting point is 00:30:33 We're going to do sexy time one. We're going to do sexy time. Yeah, we're doing sexy time for sure. No, it's like one is all of my, like, one is like how to turn on a man and stuff like that. So it's going to be. Yeah, let's do that one right now. OK. There's also turn on a man and stuff like that. So it's gonna be. Yeah, let's do that one right now.
Starting point is 00:30:47 Okay, there's also turn on a woman. Let's do that one next. Cause he doesn't know. Actually let's do turn on a woman. All right, here we go. How to turn on a man. Hold on, microphone. It's on now, sorry.
Starting point is 00:31:01 I'm so embarrassed. It's been like that the whole time. No, I turned it off when we got it. All right. Who wants to start first? I know sorry Like that the whole time Alright Who wants to start first who wants to be the first man over? Are we just taking turns? It's how to turn a man who wants to go first I'll start cuz all right give me a verb ending an ing Ejaculating that's such a fat fat it's this is the start of turning
Starting point is 00:31:27 a month yeah all right okay give me a no um nipples okay no no cuz he's gotta do it oh I thought we're going to roll back and no no no cuz then the spitting the water if you make someone spit then you get a point oh that's how the point system works oh we're going back and forth. No, no, no, because then the spitting the water, if you make someone spit, then you get a point. Oh. That's how the point system works. Oh, we're actually doing a spitting the water? I think it'd be fun if we both went back and forth and we had a little creative mind.
Starting point is 00:31:53 But all right, I guess I'll do the whole thing. Nipples. OK. OK. I think we got it. OK. All right, give me a clothing. A clothing?
Starting point is 00:32:03 A piece of clothing. Say nipples. Mm, banana hammock. Alright and a verb. Say nipples. Caress. Give me a body part. Arreola. Same thing as nipples. Uh, give me a body part. Areola. Same thing as nipples. Good job. I don't know how to spell areola.
Starting point is 00:32:30 Sound it out. E-O-L-A. E-O-L-A. E-O-L-A. Oh, that was spot on. It's alright, we're not reading it. Only you are. I think we probably should read it.
Starting point is 00:32:38 I think you should read it. I think, never mind, you're gonna read it. Uh, and then, number, a different one. Number one, number one, number two, number three, number four, number five, number six, number seven, number eight, number nine, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number ten, number I think we probably should read it. I think you should read it. Never mind, you're going to read it. Yeah, well.
Starting point is 00:32:47 And then number, adjective. Adjective? Where does it really describe things? Crunchy. And a noun? Person place or thing? Toothpick. Ooh, I like that.
Starting point is 00:33:07 Yeah, try to mix it up a little bit. And then a verb. Say nipples. Lick. And a body part? Do you want me to say nipples? No. No, I can't say nipples again.
Starting point is 00:33:24 I said too big. The weenus. That little skin on your elbow. Yeah, we know what that is. I don't know if it does. A noise. A noise? Yeah. Say nipples. How do you spell bug-ock? No, I didn't even have a G in it. I go, bukak. And then an adjective? Something that really describes things. Thank you for clarifying that. That really does do it. It really does describe it. An adjective.
Starting point is 00:33:59 I'm going to go refreshing. All right. Another adjective? I want to change my answer. Alright, another adjective? I want to change my answer. No, a noun. A noun? Yeah, a noun. Steamboat. It's a refreshing steamboat.
Starting point is 00:34:18 Alright, two adjectives. Two adjectives. Steamy and lethargic. This isn't gonna be great and a pet name pet name pookie All right. Am I reading this? Can you hand that over to Kuski?
Starting point is 00:34:45 All right. Can we get our water ready? Small steps. Can I take a creative liberty just a little bit to make a sentence make sense? All right. How to turn on a man. Turning on a man is as easy as ejaculating nipples.
Starting point is 00:35:11 Really, you barely need any help at all. Simply take off your banana hammock and caress it around right in front of his areola. By now, things are likely getting crunchy. Turn up the heat using a toothpick to lick his weenus. You know how much he likes it by the BAKA! he makes. If things get too refreshing, don't be afraid to use a steamboat to get him right where you want him. Normally he may be a steamy man, but tonight he is your lethargic pookie.
Starting point is 00:35:41 Alright, the ejaculating nipples thing really threw me off. Yeah, the punctuation is kind of hard to see so I don't know where to stop It is light is a little it's a little faint so I was like All right, I know I pick this one? Don't tell me what the content is. Yeah, that's actually a good idea. Okay. Additive. Buttery.
Starting point is 00:36:14 Ooh, silk is smooth. Salted or unsalted? Salted. Salted, that's fair. I'm a big salted fan. You don't need a number 12 Body part
Starting point is 00:36:32 Ankle Body part feet Now socks I'll get somebody. Noun. Socks. You're really catering to an audience here. Noise. Can I make the noise sound, or should I just say grunt? No, make the noise sound or should I just like say like grunt? No, make the noise sound.
Starting point is 00:37:07 Yeah. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Pump. Editive. Slender. That's a good word. Body part? Mouth. I'm going to guess this is how to turn on a woman. Pet name. I'm gonna guess this is how to turn on a woman pet name hmm steamboat shandy here we go, what do I need water? A little bit of sip of water.
Starting point is 00:38:09 All right. Let me know when you guys are ready. Oh, I just drank it. Oh, that's actually works out pretty good. All right. This is Sexy love by Jack I Have been dreaming about having buttery sex with you 12 times a day since the day I laid my ankle on you Staring at your feet makes you want to rip off your socks All I want to do is make you
Starting point is 00:38:47 As I pump you the only thing I think about during the day is your slender body up against my mouth Xoxo your steamboat shandy I'm be honest. That was like way too perfect. Yeah I think it's good that we're not thinking about it. Yeah Yeah You did a really good job spelling, errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Let's see. How's the fistness? It's pretty good. It's just a normal beer. But Santa's on it.
Starting point is 00:39:35 What a description. Red ale with ginger and orange peel. Yeah, you ever had a red ale before? Yeah. This is it. That's it. Alright, hit me with an adjective. Sucky.
Starting point is 00:39:51 Sorry, I have bad handwriting so I have to write slow so you can read it. Give me a noun please. Paper. Why are we making him read this? Cause it's funny. Give me another noun. Um, Ben Franklin. Alright.
Starting point is 00:40:20 He's saying all words he can read. Why would I say words that I can't read? I don't think he knows how to say Franklin when he's reading it. You think I say words that I can't read? Yeah, I think, no, I think you might. A word that ends in Ness. Like kindness. Lockness.
Starting point is 00:40:39 Oh, uh, that's good. That's too good. You gotta write that down. Fuck. I'm sure I thought of that. Do Lochness. I did Lochness. No. Okay. You got to. It's not gonna work. It's not gonna work but. Give him a backup. Kindness.
Starting point is 00:41:01 I just gave you kindness. Yeah. Weakness. Oh, oh, oh. Kindness I just gave you kind yeah, we have something oh Tardiness a sliness. I'm crossing out like this Give me body part. Get cock. Elbows. Adjective. Darkly. Darkly. Don't think that's a word.
Starting point is 00:41:41 Darkly. Darkly. Yeah, use that in a sentence. That's Charles Darkly. I'm just a word. Darkly? Darkly, yeah. Use that in a sentence. Charles Darkly. I'm just going to write. Darkly lit. I'm going to write darkly as an adjective in the context of the sentence. OK.
Starting point is 00:41:56 Animal. Cheetah. All right. So it's a black cheetah. Darkly cheetah. Big prefer to call them Panthers. Verb ends in E-D. Erectile dysfunction.
Starting point is 00:42:16 That's funny. Honestly, it's where my mind went right away. Um, tired. Different one. Tired's not a verb. What is it? It's an adjective. I am tired. You need...
Starting point is 00:42:34 An adjective that ends in an adjective. Like verb. Or verb. ED. A verb ends in ED. Like an action. Um... Like cummed.
Starting point is 00:42:44 Rammed. Ooh. Nice. like cummed rammed nice I like their trucks I just been dodged rammed thats why theres a lot of cross outs adjective
Starting point is 00:43:06 flaky Adjective. Flaky. Did I say that one right? Yeah, you did. Verb. Ran. Ran? Run? Yeah, run.
Starting point is 00:43:20 Did it work better? I thought you said ram again, so that's what I was asking. Body part. Shoulder. Oh, Jesus. But I thought you said ram again so as I was asking body part shoulder Number Four Verb ending an ing. Coughing. Okay, I like that.
Starting point is 00:43:49 Alright. And now our dyslexic friend reads... Wait, noun! Noun? Abraham Lincoln. Ben Franklin Abraham Lincoln. He's patriotic. Ben Franklin, Abraham Lincoln. He's patriotic.
Starting point is 00:44:09 I don't like that it tells you underneath the whole thing. It's like the underline, and then it has just underneath the underline, like the noun adjective. That's a nice pen. Don't lose that pen. OK. It's a good pen. Steal that pen.
Starting point is 00:44:19 Not going to steal that pen. It's a good pen. He knows where I live. All right, ready? Yeah. Your body is the thing. Or should I drink it? You have to probably say it's sexy.
Starting point is 00:44:34 You have the type of sucky body that can only be compared to the beauty of a paper, truly. I've never seen a Ben Franklin that could compete with your sliding elbows. It is the most darkly I've ever seen. I'm the luckiest cheetah that ever rammed to show you just how flaky you are to me. I'm going to run and shoulder you for four hours straight. There's nothing better than cuffing your body. So you a print till the Abraham Lincoln
Starting point is 00:45:44 Your pacing of a story is amazing. Okay, it's very well paced out. There's lots of good pauses. Yeah, that's what you have to do. It's like every sentence has a half time. You never know when it's going to be next. You never know. I went to the? I have been dreaming about having buttery sex with you 12 times a day since the day I actually almost lost it I couldn't look at you anymore
Starting point is 00:46:13 I have tears. That was good you did a good job. Thank you very much. Okay alright cut. Holy fuck. Alright go see your up. Okay. Let's do this. We do one more each. A place. A place. I don't like that my mind went to Auschwitz immediately. Say it. Don't. Alright. I don't want to spell that. A-U-S-C-H-W-I-T-Z. this boat it's right here we got a little too far body part um rectum verb penetrate Verb. Penetrate. Additive. Lucid.
Starting point is 00:47:17 Good night, clubbing, walking. I've been there too many times. Mood. Mood. Mood? Joyful. Body part. Esophagus. Esophagus.
Starting point is 00:47:40 How do you even spell that? O-P-H-A-G-U-S. Yeah, that was not how I was going to spell that. Oh Ph ag us You were gonna do an F no you were yeah, he was gonna do an effort no I wasn't I didn't I could be wrong too Verb past you didn't know it was a pH right past tense verb choked Yeah. Choked. Oh, you dirty bum. No, all right.
Starting point is 00:48:04 Adjective. Adjective. Show us your knuckles. Show him your knuckles. I have a gray and a blue one. I have a blue one and a gray one. Adjective. Words that really describe things.
Starting point is 00:48:20 Oh, thank you. Sticky. Sticky. Didn't he get adjective wrong or did he get verb wrong earlier? Words that really describe things. Oh, thank you sticky Sticky Didn't he get adjective wrong or he get verb wrong earlier? No, it was just that I think it was the tense of the word he used it was clothing clothing Mmm tube top If you don't know how to spell that. No, just.
Starting point is 00:48:46 You have to like. It's pH. No, you have to like. Noun. Noun. Drink Wisconsin. Wisconsin is brand-new old-fashioned. You should beep that.
Starting point is 00:48:54 I'm not going to, because I hope it's negative. I agree with you. I stopped. All right. I'm just going to. The box is not. Just put the box. I'm just going to.
Starting point is 00:49:02 I'm just going to. I'm just going to. I'm just going to. I'm just going to. I'm just going to. I'm just going to. I'm not going to cuz I hope it's negative I stopped all right. I'm just gonna there's the box is not just put DWOF drink Wisconsin only fans I Put Bo Bo brandy old-fashioned brandy old-fashioned, okay? What if I go you're gonna go BoF? Okay How would have gotten that wrong if I said body odor.
Starting point is 00:49:27 TW body odor. Ha ha ha. Oh, add shift. Two adjectives. Two adjectives. Lucky and titillating. Oh, I like that. It's a good word. and Titillating well like that Number 16 we're going low with our numbers. No one's saying anything outrageous. I
Starting point is 00:50:02 Feel like this 16 might be a high number Mile high club. Oh fuck. Wait. Hmm. Oh boy. Okay. This is the Mile High Club madlib. On our trip to Auschwitz, I couldn't take my rectum off of you. Even on the airplane, I just couldn't penetrate. You were driving me lucid.
Starting point is 00:50:32 Just as I was starting to get joyful, you grabbed my esophagus and choked. Despite it being a bit sticky, you ripped off my tube top and put it on my DW Brandy Old Fashioned. For safekeeping, we made lucky titillating love 16 miles above the ground That won't be a trip. We will ever forget That plane was crashing Oh What is the average height to be above the ground?
Starting point is 00:51:06 Oh, god. It's probably, I don't know, let's Google it. Probably 40, 50 miles. No, it's feet. Like 40,000 feet above the ground, which would be like 20 miles? 10, 15, 18 miles? I feel like 16 miles is actually a good number. How many miles up is the plane? Eye and a dipshit. Yeah, it's 5.9 to 7.2 miles. 16's really fucking high. 16 miles sounds so not high though.
Starting point is 00:51:39 That's because 16's a low number. What if I said you were what is a mile? Is it like 50? Is it 25 or 5200? It's one of those numbers above 2572 yeah, I guess the mile club would be a mile up, right? Yeah, I guess so We should put that in the head Every week I feel dumber and dumber like when we realize something. You're like oh god you're so stupid 16 is so low and it's like literally. Like the highest. You might as well be in a fucking rocket ship. Yeah you might as well be fucking Tom Cruise. So yeah five thousand two hundred eighty feet is a mile. That's crazy though 60 feet 60 miles doesn't sound that crazy.
Starting point is 00:52:31 I also, I don't think I could ever, I mean even just a hand job on an airplane. It'd be tough. It'd have to be like an empty flight. Empty flight and everyone has earplugs in. It has to be an empty- Cause I moan. during a hand job. Oh, your skin. What do you have? Now has an accent. No one has an accent. That's weird.
Starting point is 00:53:00 He said that I moan and then I was scared. I thought you were doing well you moaned Cusky moaned an accent cusky moans. What was that accent sushi roll accent? Oh Why did you not say the SH? Susie I saw a picture of it and it was just like an Asian guy at a booth and then there was a sign and it said H A R R O W is like the town name and it was like right next to him and someone just drew a bubble to what he would say. Harow. Harow. Harow walk into my conner booth. I Know
Starting point is 00:53:45 How do I walk into my corner bleep the bleep the whole thing? There's a house that bleep the whole time and now the bleep ends, okay? Nothing's any bliped your name's not on anything anymore Yeah, but I have a career. You're basically dead. Yeah, that's true. All right, Jack, adjective. Sexy.
Starting point is 00:54:15 And I know it. Verb ending in ing. Fisting. Sorry, fist misgot me now Mouth oh Shit I know a few people can do that. I got a picture on my phone actually Problem is it's hard to get it back out after you get it. I believe that body part Another one toes
Starting point is 00:54:46 Verb Another one. Toes. Verb. Punch. Adjective. One of them describe or words. Grimy. EY? Yeah, EY is fine. Pet name. you want yeah you I pet name butter nipples
Starting point is 00:55:11 your ankles crack and all yours do just constant cracking you noise yeah that's an N E U Y a H H a Niai location send me your. Mount Rushmore. A chore. Vacuum. Uh, adverb. No, they're sorry. Adverb. The fuck's an adverb? Uh, is it like here? What the fuck is an adverb? This is bad. Let's bleep this out. We'll leave the sushi egg roll in, but. Oh, how, when, where. Just quickly. It's basically an adjective, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:56:31 But for a verb. Adjective. Quickly. Wow, it's like an adjective verb. Sloppy. Body part. Cheeks. Which ones? Another body part.
Starting point is 00:56:55 Ear lobes. Do those have a special name? Lobes. Adjective, adjective, two adjectives. Um. Crunchy. Oh, so sweet. Wow. Flush on cookies. Sweet and crunchy. Crunchy is such a good word.
Starting point is 00:57:21 Alright. Everyone take a sip. Make it a big one. Why are you taking a sip? You're reading. I'm not going to hold it in my mouth. I'm just going to drink it. All right. How to turn on a woman. Turning on a woman can be a sexy challenge, similar to fisting a mouth. Look
Starting point is 00:57:50 right in her toes and punch her. If that seems too grimy, there is another way to make your buttery nipples. Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaájjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj It's simple walk into Mount Rushmore and vacuum for her she will quickly be able to resist you There is only one sloppy rule You must not break never put your cheeks into her earlobes in a sweet way If you follow this guide you are sure to turn on your crunchy Crunchy woman crunchy woman crunchy woman crunchy woman with STDs STDs crunchy woman stay away from me Look. Crunchy little walls. All right, just looking at the titles.
Starting point is 00:58:46 I've been compiling. Looking at the titles which one you want. Oh, okay. I've also been compiling a list of questions of AI questions and ones I've thought of that I would like to ask you guys eventually. Maybe we'll end with one. Yeah, see the one that's above the one that's right in front yeah that one
Starting point is 00:59:12 He's cheating Adjective slimy I like it already slimy I like it already Plural noun slippers Cool. No one has a point. I thought I got a point. I got a point for no one's been anything else. You two could barely hold it together. Yeah. Because you are so dumb. We got them. You're not dumb. The problem is you take a lot of pauses and then you say weird words after a. We might intellectually. Clothing. There.
Starting point is 01:00:06 Like a piece of clothing? Yeah. No. Trozers. Huh? Oh, he's showing his age. Might as well just say slacks, you fucking old man. Well, I like the good pair of slacks.
Starting point is 01:00:19 Noun. He carries a candle to bed. Noun and verb. That would've been a funny Halloween costume. Noun. to bed noun and verb Noun yeah noun and verb noun and a verb TV okay Verb would be Blinking We should have made him the old man from Charlie and the chocolate factory. Just like keep his legs up like that
Starting point is 01:00:42 Yeah, give him a golden ticket I'm also in a bed off camera Butterface or just not let you film with us. Just put like a gravestone. Oh great Now I'm just a gravestone and his face is in the middle of it. He just talks through it. Noun. Twin towers. Oh my god. Verb.
Starting point is 01:01:17 Crashing. No. Twice. Choking. I'm choking. Adjective. Roughly. Oh my god. This is good.
Starting point is 01:01:43 All right, noun and noun. Pick another terrorism. Computer. Backpack. All right, you're losing me. I was pretty bricked up. Now I'm losing it. I need to pee so bad. and I'm worried about you reading
Starting point is 01:02:11 Adjective and tip oh Colorfully. Oh. I was just colorful. Yeah, colorful. Yeah, we'll do that. Noise. Ugh. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 01:02:32 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 01:02:40 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. uh Verb verb body part adjective drinking penis Lumpy Do you like lumpy I don't but it still works and don't do it make some else
Starting point is 01:03:22 You better fill your fucking mouth You can't hold it in you fill it fill your mouth where You can't hold it in. You fill it. Fill your mouth. You can't hold the water in. If do we need to stare each other the whole time. Also it's also the handwriting a little slippers. I'd love to imagine you in only a trouser. It makes my TV blink. I dream about what is that word. You'll beg me to use my computer and backpack to pleasure you. It will make you so colorful, you will... What the fuck did that say? What does that even say? Oh.
Starting point is 01:04:30 Ah! To with desire, what do you say? Ha ha ha. I don't know what that word is. What the fuck what that word is. Oh will you let me drink your penis all night long. Lumpy please. First of all you ruined it. Let me let me see this and see if you're bad at reading or his handwriting is that bad. Some are great. Sometimes he loses me. Yeah. Drink does not look. D. No no I can see it but that's a Z right there and I know that if it's a Z if it's a Z this is what does
Starting point is 01:05:18 he looks like. Because I wrote no caps. He looks like. OK. We don't know that. You want to try the word buzz or rizzuto? OK, if I read this to Judd's defense, you fill my slimy fantasies with slippers. I love to imagine you in only a trouser. It makes my whatever T-U is. T-V. My T-V blank. Yeah, my T-V blank.
Starting point is 01:05:42 I dream about calling you butterface and throwing you against the twin towers as I choke you so roughly. You'll beg me to use computers and backpack to pleasure you. It will make you so colorful. You will. Oh, no, that's. Oh yeah, you're right. Okay. That makes sense. With desire. What do you say? Will you let me Pizzac your penis all night long? Lumpy place. That is Pizzac. My D D does a little P there. Yeah. Yeah. So okay. But that's only one word that you didn't know. Yeah. That wasn't that bad. No. And I guess because you said it too. You should know that is. Yeah. I just forget. Well we all lost. So what does that mean. I think we're all winners. I think that's probably what it's about because we're not the Bears.
Starting point is 01:06:28 Give it up to not being the Bears. Cheers, Cairo Santos. May you f***. Music

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