Fat Chance Podcast - Hospital Round Two Ep.162

Episode Date: April 3, 2025

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the best outfit I got and it hides my drink. Wait, is that the best outfit you got? Do you think if we poll the people that love you and care about you, do you think that is your best outfit? No, I don't want to sue. Okay, okay. Just saying. You're throwing up best out there. I Look like I'm like I'm trying to be stylishly casual That's right. That's a good. That's a good way to I don't look like a Complete bomb. It's like, you know, he cares enough to at least be comfortable and It looks like you put like you purposely put the comfortable clothes together, you know, it's not like they're like mismatched

They're from the same company. They match. It's almost like you put thought Yes, you put thought choice was made. It's not like because usually if I'm just comfy it is I'm picking a pair of shorts and whatever Yeah, whatever is closest is like laying there. Yeah, whatever is closest. Now, I can, I mean, just having, these are a baggier pair of sweatpants. I can hide the fact that I have a tube coming out of the bottom of my stomach,

going into a children's plastic grenade draining liquid. Yeah, how long do you have to do that for? Hopefully it comes out Wednesday this week and hopefully it stays out and doesn't have to come back. This is the second time, round two, you know, till doctors, hey, good practice round the first time, let's run it back. And we did that last week. You just loved it so much that you want to do it again.

I loved being uncomfortable. I loved being on antibiotics. I love not being able to work out and move. I loved being uncomfortable. I love being on antibiotics. I love not being able to work out and move. I'm just I'm that guy. I like just sitting here doing fucking nothing. Yeah. And I thank God for this golf outing because otherwise I'd be like what am I doing what am I doing with my day and it's driving me absolutely insane. And we got a lot done. me absolutely and we got a lot done it is official it is a event it is happening on August 23rd don't throw fake dates what it is August 23rd at Deertrek you don't think anybody's listening it as two minutes in to the episode. Yeah, they've already seen that, alright, Michael's in this position, he's got his sock,

let's wait until maybe his other position is up. So they fast forwarded, they're like, alright, we took our screenshots, they're jerking off to part of it already. They've passed it. Yeah, but I hope they're also like our voice as well, don't you think so? Or is it just still images there is no way my voice is doing it for anyone are you kidding me you think this is what's getting you oh desolate tones I don't I don't talk like that anyways yeah it's

just a low monotone welcome to fat I hate where I'm at welcome to fat chance Welcome to Fat Chance After Dark. Where we do the exact same thing, but it's dark outside. It's, we turn the lights off. Yeah, you just can't see it. Oh yeah, oh man. It's funny, but yeah, with the golf outing we've been getting a lot done for that. It's going to be a great event.-opens twenty third come on up please your track uh... com walk wisconsin get your four sums and

uh... from the blast it will be a blast if you don't get a minute this year because this is always been described as what matured and the discussion that that's my favorite thing about use uh... that you you hate how relaxed some people are in certain things.

Yeah. Like, that bothers you more than anything. You're like, just get to people, just get to me, just get to me. And some people are like, ah, you know, just dollygagging all around life. The thing is, I get both sides. I get both sides. Where it's like listen, hey, you don't have to, there isn't as much urgency to this event as let's say Bob the Sports puts on their golf outing that's going to sell out overnight or in a couple hours. So yeah, there isn't that sense of urgency yet, but I always want to challenge those people. Like listen, how about you do, you put this in my shoes or you sit in my shoes and you run this and

You need X amount of dollars to do so so That's why I'm getting on people. Yeah, it comes. I'm looking at you specifically you little Piece of shit. Yeah, you know talking to you you you and your little friends that keep saying oh, I'm gonna play the You're the big swing of dick of the group aren't you front the money just give me $500 I don't care if you show up yourself. I'm not gonna give you your other 375 back no cuz it's going to a good cause and you know what you just tax right off so guess what? Give us your money. We I think lost people with that pitch Just the pitch of give us your money. It's for a good cause is Gonna be yeah, it's like my number one thing. I hate about If I have to like sell a prize like listen you don't make it seem like you just want their money

You want to give them something in return and I'm doing exactly what I hate which we all know. It's kind of a bit but Yeah, come out support a good cause yeah, let's move on from the golf out, okay cool You've been you've been Rehospitalized yeah, rehospitalized so I assume you haven't been in the comedy scene, but I know we just had an episode with the Ski is easy guys skiing is easy Yeah My whole thing is get me some merch, baby.

Well, then message them. Whoa, what? That's what I did. I put in the legwork. What do you mean? I'm not just slinging out merch for other people. What do you mean? I was left out of it. I didn't even get a phone call. I didn't even get a FaceTime to be on the other side of it. Do you think I know how to do that? Yeah, no.

You know how to FaceTime. You know how to FaceTime. You know how to FaceTime. Absolutely. What are you talking about? We're in the same room. Yeah. You just are somehow on a bright blue wall that definitely looks like belongs in my apartment.

You could easily phone me in. But no, you wanted all the merch to yourself. It would have been a legit. Do you think I was expecting merch? No, no, no. I was not. I was not expecting much. They were two wonderful gentlemen

who dropped off a t-shirt and a hat for me, and it was great. They're hanging up on the wall. It's become part of a new idea I have, the Fat Chance wall. So when Garrett comes on, who I think is a mixture of you and AJ Grill, we'll get some Pallette City Comedy stuff here.

And you know, slowly start building the Denver network and then, you know, run off to success. Yeah, well, the game today is all about merch. So, that's what I wanted to say. I love just merch. Like, go to concerts. You like, you things. You just like things. You greedy bats. No, I like unique merch. Like, go to concerts. You like, you things. You just like things. You greedy bastard.

No, I like unique merch. Like things that are I haven't seen before. Or like a shirt that I'm like, oh that's a sweet design. Do you remember any concerts or shows you went to that you loved the merch? I don't know if I've loved it see I'm I'm in the same boat and I would love to have a memento for very like certain things like if I just go to I've been I've seen for example. I've seen Kenny Chesney three times I don't need a t-shirt every time I go first time I went big deal for me. My buddy bought me a shirt I have saved that shirt my entire life. I saw Midland at Red Rocks. I'm like, this is a big moment It's one of my favorite

Bands at a dream venue definitely getting a shirt. It's like it's like taking a picture for me. Yeah But at the same time I don't need to buy a t-shirt everywhere I go Yeah, that's that's true. And also like some shirts, I just went to an artist not too long ago and he's really cool and met him after the show and stuff and I was gonna get a shirt and his shirts were like the cowboy shirts where it has like a, they're white with like a blue collar and a blue thing and I was like, I can't wear that. Like it just doesn't fit my body. It's cool but yeah, if you're never going to wear it, I'm not just giving you. Might as well just give them $50.

Yeah, but I mean, I also like the support-cut artists. And I've been getting into signed posters, signed like tour posters. I do like those. So I have a couple of those. The tour posters are cool. Some of them are cool. But then it gets to a point.

See, I think you need to be selected all your pressure we're you're just yes so much space on your wall it not none of us have these giant houses with man caves are going to start putting everything we do up yet so yet don't know i'd love to be supportive i bought a record

for the guy who used to be my cleaner at my old job and he has a band and I bought a record to support Him and it's sitting here with our record player. Yes, but if I bought something every time I went Yeah, I I just I do have a gripe with record so so I I Hate that. I know this is the dumbest dumbest gripe to have I hate that you can't bounce around from song to song Like for me like I love just skipping like songs and like finding like I can't do a full record my ADHD Can't do it finding the same six songs you listen to every day, yeah. My thing with record is I think they're magic.

I don't understand how they work. So I know the grooves and the needle and the blow up, but like I don't understand how anything works. I really genuinely don't. How do these microphones work, who knows? But, go ahead, go ahead and say that. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, thought so. who knows but declared good i don't know dot so

i was there some crazy merge i i have twelve uh... crazy merge things that are very unique and then you have a tell me what band this was for their offer bands but they're all bands you're not throw it out i'm not i'm not i'm not these are all bands. You're not throwing something. I'm not I'm not I'm not these are all bands or artists that you should know Alright here we go on a first one is a fake mustache set as their merch who would be a fake mustache set

Fake mustache set kiss set fake mustache set kiss that is I don't think they have mustaches and kids they definitely don't it would be like a whiteface set but yeah you know um but the answer is Weezer Weezer yeah I wouldn't have got that yeah Weezer sing Beverly Hills they do that is true I think we're seeing Beverly Hills they do that is true Okay, all right, we're gonna cut that out neck that's not That's copy. That's copyright infringement. All right, this next merch was a casket

Casket this definitely has to be an emo band I'm gonna say Green Day. Oh, that's actually pretty good, but this is actually the band you just said kiss Yeah that a kiss casket and they changed the seat with a k do you know how much these items were selling for no i don't i don't have that i have what i have i have one of them that that is uh...

those worth how much is worth that i was fine just to you know there are super fans for everything yeah has every piece of merch that's ever been bought in their base you like you know what my dad really liked kiss like yeah how much goes check out our basement and it's just like a black and white imagine going to a funeral and you just have your uncle just in a kiss casket and there's themed, yeah. It's themed. And there's he really like kiss. Yeah, they're just playing, ah, want to rock and roll all night.

Imagine going to the funeral and they painted his face as kiss. He loved the band. And it's an open casket. And they have his tongue out. Yeah, you're just like, I didn't know he was a part of the band. He's not. Absolutely not. This was his request? This is what he wanted to do. a Two of them are not pants. Yeah, I know you. Two of them are. It's like Rachel telling me we have ingredients at the house and we definitely don't have

those ingredients at the house, but we then leave the grocery store thinking we have the ingredients at the house and then I go to make the recipe and we don't have those ingredients at the house and I don't like that. Well, two of these ingredients are movies. Okay. So, keep that in mind Leather briefs Oh to these are movies leather briefs broke back mountain

That's a good guess but the answer is the movie 300 Spartan briefs Okay You can look at King Leona is of all the things you could get as merch from the movie 300, spear maybe, crown, the leather metal chestplate. I'm going to go with leather briefs. Little questionable about your intentions to watching that movie. I think I would do it. Tonight we dine in hell. All right, back to the artists. Cat headphones. Merch is Garfield.

No. We're back to the artists. The pussycat dolls. That's a very good answer. I know. That's why I said it but dead mouse is the right answer, the DJ dead mouse you know what's funny, is like I don't listen to half these people

yeah I couldn't tell you a song by dead mouse I couldn't either is this the one with the marshmallow on his head? no he's the one with the mouse on his head that's Mickey it's Mickey it's Mickey who has stalker gloves?

stalker gloves what are stalker gloves? no clue but they're supposedly used for stalking people are they gloves or gloves? cause that would change my answer gloves stalker gloves, it's not MJ he doesn't stalk gloves

yeah he doesn't stalk, he attracts I think you're thinking of OJ well, those don't fit so that would be a terrible purchase just your merch is wrong fitting gloves well did you know that when what size are you?

well during that time, Isotonas grew, like their sales went skyrocketed during the OJ trial. Interesting. So, stocking gloves. You're not gonna get this one. I don't even know this band, but you've heard of them because they are featured on Ace Ventura pet detective

Cannibal Corpse Cannibal Corpse, okay. Yeah What the stocking gloves? What do they look like? Are they white? Are they black? I think they're black the black Yeah, that would make sense stocking. You got to be in the night This next one is barbecue branding iron you can iron your meat Barbecue branding this gotta be a country guy Real country guy real country probably Those are good guesses, but Ozzy Osbourne

You can brand your meat to have it say who does a good guess it but are the as for as you can ranger meet the head uh... the cn your meter the meet on the grill well on the grill and see a lot of weird shit is he alive yes i think so which is crazy to me a that he can't form sentences normally and then he's saying that's crazy to you the guy that

ate a bat live on stage and probably but he sings songs like he you know like you know what people have like stutters and then suddenly are just like so fun yeah it's just how that works he just one part of his brain works and then and vibrating broom a vibrating broom yes you are so I was so hoping you Harry Potter Harry Potter is correct it's a Nimbus 2000 it was a vibrating broom so imagine buying that the vibrating stick most people are like hmmm... and with the name Nimbus 2000? Bet you're going to be real nimble after using that thing. Next one is a cum rig. What band?

Oh I thought this was like South Park. In a way, yes. In a way, it's kind of like that. Yes, you're on a good train of thought. On a good train of thought, South Park. Not just South Park in general, just like that type of brand. I don't know. Did you say smashing pumpkins already? No.

But that's kind of say that. Yeah, you can say that. that is not the correct answer the correct answer is tenacious D Tenacious the set the one with Jack Black that is one with Jack Black. That's why I was like oh he sees like a comedian and Isn't he kung fu Panda? He is kung fu Panda. Yeah, and he is allowed to sell he also has a son I guess kung fu Panda. I think is a Dreamworks movie Yeah, they're not separate. I don't think definitely. Yeah, I think they're separate Yeah, definitely separate because Disney there's no way in your past you sold cum rex You're allowed to be fired man. Yeah, but I think they will I mean Robert Downey jr. Did some wild stuff

In his past I didn't go to jail All right next one is whiplash mascara whiplash? I know what mascara is but what's whiplash? It's a type of mascara maybe? Or what they call it? I do not know. Is it the one where you get the wings? Yeah I'll give you a hint for this one. It's someone who probably uses it every show. Whiplash mascara? Is it a male or female male? male Is it Adam Lambert? Oh?

I would say it's a precursor to Adam Lambert's Alice Cooper Alice Cooper Do you know who else Cooper is I do but I don't okay like give me a song school sounds full the summer I do but I don't okay like give me a song school sound full the summer Yeah cool Wouldn't have got that or how I'm gonna go over I think on this one maybe all right brick bundle

You can buy a brick From this from this person's childhood home It's a artist technically it's one person Banksy They did say Banksy might be the gorillas or they know of one another that's a that's a whole nother conspiracy theory Or they know of wanting one another that's a that's a whole nother conspiracy theory But no, it's not Banksy. It is Eminem. You could buy a brick from his childhood home I've seen the movie. That's not that big of a house. Didn't he live in a trailer too? Yeah It was I feel I assume it was like early on he like did that is it the four bricks that held up the trailer you can buy four bricks

probably Again who's buying Today's episode of who's buying this shit bricks yeah This next one came from, the reason that they had this is because his album was called Woods or In the Woods and it was a $3000 axe. You can buy a $3000 axe. And it's so funny. In the Woods? That's what the- Is it Justin Timberlake?

That is correct. Oh my god that was such a good guess. I'm like I think that's what the Justin Timberlake that is correct oh my god that was such a good guess I'm like I think that's a JT album imagine imagine just being like hey dad I'm gonna come chop my wood let me grab my Justin Timberlake axe real quick yeah I'm bringing sexy back all the way front I'm bringing choppy back oh did I cut you dad cry me a river no we can keep doing them all day baby all right and then the last one stop this feeling and then and then the last one is custom duct tape what band has custom duct tape oh shit isn't there one where they're like, um... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm the the route like band-aids, it's not some duck team material.

Yeah, it's very funny to me. Of all the things, of all the things, I feel like the duct tape was the most reasonable. Can you imagine though being a father with daughters or a son and you're going to Home Depot, you're like we need a few things, get some duct tape and you see a row of duct tape and you're with your kid and he throws or she or you know, whatever, throws a fit because you don't buy the One Direction duct tape.

I just love it of like just a dad at home doing group projects or like just something around the house. And he's like, hey, honey, grab me the One Direction tape. I need to tighten this down. Just in his garage. The sacrifices you got to make as a parent. Everything is One Directionction Miley Cyrus What are the other big I mean I mean you have to support your kids

I mean that's really what the what it all to what extent do you have to support your kids mom dad? Put us a comment what extent did you stop supporting me? Yeah, when did you stop supporting? Michael and Adventures I don't think they have they cared they care they've been worried I think they still do I think they still would support you they support my parents definitely care about me and they support me a lot yeah I think Rachel's reaching her limit having to play nurse way too often yeah at home and at work yeah she goes to work nurse comes back nurse second job nurse comes back nurse. Yeah It's a rough one. Yeah, I'm like hey you could just leave me in the hospital. Yeah, you can just take me to work

Just take me to work with you. It's like it's like daycare for the best place for them, you know No at this point. I could definitely handle everything that's going on with this thing, but it's just gross. I don't like looking at it. I was a big boy though. She changed the dressing and I looked at the tube going into my stomach and it didn't really gross me out as much as I thought. Well, it still grossed me out so quit talking about it. It's like, you ever seen a...

I want you to picture a cubicle I don't want to okay I want you I want you to picture a cubicle all right all right and then and then you're at your computer you drop your pen okay you drop your pen and you're like oh shit it's one of those moments where it drops you think it's gonna be there but now it's like way over there kind of thing so now you got to get down shit and you look at all these wires underneath the computer, and you see like one of those skinny white Computer wires okay going from somewhere underneath someone else's desk crap computer, okay? Yeah, Craig from accounting's actually been spying on you, but that white cord is actually what's coming out of my stomach.

Oh yeah that is weird that was quite the... It's just a skinny white tube and then it goes into you know what looks like a miniature version of a clear water slide where you go through the tube and then you go into that big bowl and it's just like a little grenade and there's all this little bacteria filled liquid just swishing and splashing and splashing around and right now my thankfully water park is going out of business because there's not a lot of stuff that's going in there. That's good news. Yeah the water waters being shut off that's good to step aside from that but I just read today actually on like the news thing that someone in like February was on an airplane and they passed away during the flight so they didn't know

what to do so they put the person who passed away up to up to the like front So but they had to put them next to it was a full flight so they had to see them next to people So they so this guy was in like seat 10 Died yeah had to have been peacefully yeah Also, and then they moved a dead body So they could means a flight it which means the flight attendant went up to a guy in the front Sir, do you mind switching seats with someone in ten? I'm like, yeah, do you know can I ask why he died and now you're in a middle seat ten rows back that?

That is that is my question for you Where are you putting the dead person if you are have to sit with a dead person? Where are you putting them in the row? Are you giving them a window seat or are you putting them in the aisle and have to pass them? We're going in the window you want to just like place and forget Lean him against like weekend at Bernie's whatever it is also

How do they know he died like this didn't seem like that big of a deal? He could have just like for me of like oh this guy's just knocked out for the flight That's what I yeah like put on some air pods on them Just like put on the big headphones and just have them sleep in the corner Yeah, and then let the flight attendant be like sir you need to get off the plane And then when he goes limp be like whoops, and then you're already gone What there's no way as a flight attendant. I am going to a guy in first class Front row back sir. Do you mind switching seats with the deceased? Isn't that so funny? No I am going to a guy in first class or front row and be like, sir, do you mind switching seats with the deceased?

Isn't that so funny? No. That is so funny to me. Absolutely. That is hysterical. I just love figuring out where they're going to put them or who they're going to put them with. Who should I put these people with?

Just put them with the other really elderly people. This could be you be thankful do you know this man? yeah same retirement home is that where you guys are going back to? no that's very interesting because usually

I guess if someone died does it depend on the type of death? like if someone dies is it an emergency landing if they're dead? how long until they stink?'s that's my whole thing They must have had like enough like it must have been a short flight like a shorter flight Left that like it would only make sense for them to emergency land at the next airport. You know I'm saying Yeah, realistically, I think what you do. There's got to be a body bag on that flight Put them in the body bag poke a hole few holes in case he actually did just take his annex It falls asleep, and then you put him in the back of the plane

Okay, put him back in plane and kind of like stand him up a little bit So if the flight attendants need to get back there like hey, I asked for another diet coke. I'd like it It's only in the back push them aside But I think you need the front of the plane for exiting purposes clean and then he's just the back Yeah, I just think that he had they have to get him off first I would assume Like everybody you where does he need to be like everyone's pot? You know those people that stand out when as soon as the plane Like those people are probably pissed. They're like oh now if the weight even more

Yeah, he's going to move real slow. Is it like another, is it a situation where like, hey, if your roommate dies in college, you're supposed to get a free flight? Yeah, I think everyone on that plane. Do we all get a free flight? Yeah, I think everyone on that plane definitely gets an A plus on their homework.

Yeah, like, hey, you get 200 extra bonus miles because Ken died. They all- Wow, thank you for giving us- They all are upgraded to boarding- Boarding groups A for sure, maybe a B. Yeah. Wow. Have you ever had a medical emergency on the plane?

What? You've been flying? No, I don't think so I i'm also In my own world when I fly I am Just put put some headphones in And don't talk to me. Don't look at me. I am in my own world. Don't like I am perfectly good flying to the point where at one time I was on a plane to la and there's uh, I'm in a window seat and there's two old Korean ladies to the right of me.

And I'm sitting there and I turn on the screen to see if they have any good movies and they didn't. And then I'm just like, all right, I'll just take a nap. So I kind of take a nap. But right before I took a nap, I see the Korean lady, like, she was like, oh, how do you, like, saw the MyScreens on and like, start punching the screen, like she's like oh How do you like saw the my screens on like start punching the screen like pushing at it?

And it's a flight from LAX to Milwaukee I get I get like the plane lands. I still see the Korean Black screen never screen black screen never I didn't know I was sleeping at the five-hour flight I was I thought you'd figure it out, but yeah, I was in my own world Yeah, I I'm indifferent sometimes I guess it depends on the flight if it's a short flight like you're doing a connecting one, Milwaukee to Chicago And it's one of those small small planes and someone like strikes up a little conversation with you It's a 20-minute flight. You're like, you know, whatever I'm be I'm in a good mood. I'm going somewhere fun

Okay, but if it is a returning flight or a longer flight and you got the guy next to you and he looks like like hey I'm gonna try and talk you're off this whole flight flight No, I do genuinely think when I'm at the airport I am either the happiest or most annoyed person I've ever been in my life Because I am such an efficiency person and if you do not obey what I think is the law at the airport I Hate you so absolutely hate you you should look it up. I don't there's certain air air lines that if you tell them you're going to a bachelor party Or going on something for a bachelor party. They'll give you a free drink Really? Yes Interesting this was also pre-covid when when I got it, but they it was like before COVID. I went to Austin for a bachelor party

and we said that and they all gave us free drinks. So one free drink. That's nice. One free drink, yeah. Were you with a group of people because how many start doing that just by myself? We got it. We got it.

So you're going to Kansas. We got it on the way there and on the way back. And on the way there was only two, on the way back it was three. Interesting. Interesting. Yeah. But. That's a fun little flight hack.

Yeah. I don't think I'll ever do it. I'll forget about it. I want to say it was United or Delta. One of the two. But who knows. I don't think United can afford it anymore. But maybe Delta.

I don't know. Yeah, who knows? Or maybe self-less who knows what it was but yeah really enjoyed it I'm sick of flying I haven't done in a while but I've taken enough flights in the last two and a half years we're okay for a little bit the only other thing I want to ask about is so I've been I put up some reels and I put up some reels and put some you know some things to feed the algorithm and things like that how much do you read comments of like people that think they're helping and like you know

giving out good stuff and they're just not like it's not what it is doing. I think for the Fat Chance stuff, like if we get comments and engagements, stuff like that, I like reading it. One, usually because they're absolutely wild, what people think or enjoy, and sometimes they're really nice. Sometimes they're, and I'll say it again, like hey, I dare you guys to give each other wedgies online. It's just not gonna happen. and And like hey man, this will help you joke out you kind of just got to ignore that I would say probably I

So one out of ten times you're gonna get someone that gives you you may be a good advice Yeah, but for like the fat chance as a brand like I'm trying to build a community So yeah, I do really want to see some of the comments for I had someone on my stand-up For me, I had someone on my stand-up, but man you are so close keep going bro. That is hysterical. That's incredible. It was unreal that that person's like I don't know trying to motivate me to do more stand-up or something I don't get or maybe better joke. I don't know That is like the nicest way to maybe say listen man

You're performing it sucks, but you're performing keep going. Maybe it won't suck any longer and then Very recently this happened today. I don't really put stuff on Facebook because I think it's for old people and people in small towns. And I put on my reel that I had on Instagram and TikTok and someone who I worked with probably 15 years ago just go, oh my God, you're doing it. That's all I didn't even I don't remember this guy even exist and like oh yeah I did know this person that means

the last time you had a conversation with this guy you told him your dreams that that means that that that that that that that that

that that that that Yeah That's also I it's it finds it funny I find it funny too that they're like because if he's like, oh my god, you're doing it. You're living your dream No, like they think just because it's online that this is incredible Like this is you online the amount of people that don't realize how easy it is to get Anything online? Oh, I think oh Before you like actually learn the, even putting a podcast out, before I learned how to do any of this,

I was like, oh my god, these guys got, they're on Spotify, they're doing like it, it's gotta be going well. And I go, and you learn like, oh, I could put, I could put 10 minutes of just me farting into a microphone on Spotify, and they'd be all right with it. I could, it'd be like the fart podcast,

and it's just me farting in 10 minutes. It is so much, it's so crazy, especially in the comedy world too, not even podcasts, but shows. People are like, yeah, I'm on this show, I'm on this many shows. I was like, yeah, I saw the lineup. That's gonna be awful for the audience and

my favorite thing is after a post show people usually take a picture with all the comedians and like tonight rock it was great and they have zero pictures of the audience you know yeah usually the dead giveaway that a it wasn't attended well and be he does probably a lot of people like what the hell yeah those i mean we all got to do shows but no i do you see a like this this might be a rough one yeah hey

twenty boxes twenty bucks and two free drink tickets get those free drinks maybe free drinks all man it's like working at a bar all over again just trying to drink for free on the weekend yeah that's it that's what we're all chasing man's ladies they them's what we're all chasing free drinks that's all we want free drinks on the weekend that's it free drinks on the weekends that should be everyone's life motto smile what are you doing this for free drinks on the weekend free drinks on the weekend honestly I'll have a free

drink on a weekday if you're for providing you know cheap day for drink on during the week it just it feels weird though it feels like you're doing something wrong during the weekday feels weird I can't drink for another 10 days what it's what's what's what's the first one you're gonna go for first drink yeah, can I guess I guess Okay, I know okay, what do you think my first drink I think the post-recovery I think your first drink is gonna be a I think you're gonna do a really let's not do some make-believe you're gonna go I mean you're gonna have a ice-cold Miller highlife Coors are you Denver boy now i've always like course i know you did highlight for probably my two

there's this beer called outlawed here you get twenty four for thirteen bucks at costco just restocked yesterday uh... so maybe i have one of those off of sheer convenience i could plan my return to and alcoholic beverage responsibly. I think it would be a margarita.

Oh, there we go. Yeah, I think it'd be a margarita. Margarita, hands down, my favorite cocktail. I think it is the best cocktail there is. That's, yeah, they're great. They're delicious. What's your favorite cocktail? Oh man, I don't drink cocktails.

Don't fucking say it. I do love an old-fashioned, and I'm not just saying that for the bit. I do love an old-fashioned. That is my wedding drink during cocktail hour. I'll double fist old-fashions. But yeah, I mean, I grew up in Wisconsin. So that's her but Man that drink that AJ made us I've been

Probably getting more than I like to admit it's is it the gin and tonic with olive juice. Yeah, I Gin and tonic I really like for a wedding with the ologies that one surprised me when he was the first Episode of that and I this was the drink I go we might actually have Because if people are getting this creative, you know, I loved it Yeah, and then Brandon came which we still have never released. Yeah, cuz the fire alarm was going off Fire alarms. Well, we also had issues with the whole place but fire alarms should have been going off in my head.

Maybe we should have figured out when the person who was with us who is supposed to work there doesn't know how to turn off an alarm. Yeah and that drink when he was like what's in the ingredients? And he's like, absinthe, whiskey, rum, tequila. Like, what are we making, a bomb? Yeah, but that one grew on you. I started to like it, but I think I was going numb. Yeah, I think you were getting crazy. Because also, he did the thing of like,

yeah, I've never tried it. I was like, oh god. But yeah. This is my favorite cocktail, really? No. No, I've never tried it. I was like, oh god. But yeah. This is my favorite cocktail. Really? No. No, I've never had it. But. I would love to put that.

I had fun during that one. I would love to put that out, but I can't. Yeah, we had, I mean we had fun during a lot of them. I think, I think a lot of it was just enjoying different people on the podcast. I love that, you know. I mean. Yeah. I love that. You know, I mean, you just, I miss the in person. Yeah. You just, you just had the, the skiing is easy guys. I knew like the energy of it and just like chilling, um, was, was probably even better.

It was a great hang, you know, which is, I think it's always a cool thing. And we talked about it afterwards. Like, Hey, instead of, this is our first time doing anything like that. I'm like, you almost want to have them back on again, because I got the repertoires there. It's like, it really is just hanging out then. Because everyone, like I talked about it on there, no matter what, you're going to feel like you're performing because the microphone's in your hand, especially the first time.

And then the next couple of times, it gets easier and easier and easier. And you're just hanging out, telling stories. And you find the right people who don't have to be as like, you know, they don't have to hold back and reserved and stuff like that. And that's why I like doing it with comedians is a lot of fun.

And I still really want you to keep doing that show in Wisconsin in a short form. Yeah, I would love to. But I mean, it'd be nice if you just fucking did something. Yeah, if I get a camera. We'll work it out, man. What are you using right now? A camera.

Yeah. What is this? And then we'll end it. What is this, if I get a camera? You keep saying this. If I get a camera. If I get a camera. What's holding you back?

Time. I don't know if you know it's about me Michael I have a I don't have that much time You're doing this for 45 minutes I have a lot of I have a lot of irons in the fire. You know I do a lot of different things and I have a lot Fire camp I camera I will i will i will buy a camera if you go to my uh... go fund me like to buy me a camera in this building

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Do I get a t-shirt? Yeah, I put it in the group chat, so we'll see if you get a t-shirt, but oh God if I don't get get a t-shirt, but Okay, yeah, I was rookie of the year hands down yeah It's been it's been tough sledding since uh since we our sponsor we can't but i think the fact that the spots went down uh... here at the top of that right no or okay all of all of those who have been at the next episode

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