Fat Chance Podcast - Insane Gambling & Big Putts Ep.143

Episode Date: November 7, 2024

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That's my favorite thing. This is going to be a problem. Hi and welcome. Yeah. I just kept it down. I want to keep it up because I feel like I'm... What kind of car is this I For Mustang for Mustang. Yeah, you know

This is like the car that every villain used to drive in you know lobster. Yeah Yeah, the big one that was too big for the entire car you ever watch Kirby's fully loaded Herbie's fully loaded is there Kirby or herbie herbie herbie? Yeah, yeah, is it one of these cars kind of it's a bug it's a VW bug but there's other cars like it in that you lived your entire life thinking it's Kirby's fully loaded no I just Kirby I've said more than herbie hi and welcome to fat chance we're here at Big Putz in Greenfield. Because Jack won't let us use his basement anymore. Well, yeah, Jack kicked us out. He left the pod.

It's Gee's birthday, so happy birthday Gee. Happy birthday Gee. We also voted for her today in the Brotherhood of Joy. Oh. But no, there's a cool little space that we're in. Do you want to describe it? Yeah, have you ever had a fever dream on LSD and then wanted to go mini-golfing? That would be big putz.

And this is my first time here. You came here for your birthday. Yeah, I came here for my birthday. And this place looks incredible. We're definitely golfing after this, aren't we? Yeah, I already paid for golfing, so we're gonna golf after this. You might see some videos on the socials. This is incredible. Yeah, it's gonna for golfing, so we're gonna golf after this. You might see some videos on social. This is incredible

Yeah, it's gonna be a lot of fun I mean it's also we watched today and I don't know about you and you were in high school But like a perfect date spot. Oh my god. Yes, it's because it's enough distraction of Just all the absurdness here that you don't really have to talk to your date You could you could just golf and be like, do you see the dinosaur? And she's like, yeah, oh my God, he is kinda weird. Well, it's also, I don't know,

I mean, some of these probably are skilled to it, but mini golf is a game of you just hit it, and you don't care if it goes in. This also isn't good for me. I'm very much a distracted person, and I'm looking at it. I'm looking at arcade lights right now There a bar here no they can't they can't know why not Takes a little bit for you to get a liquor license. Yes. He I was already thinking like this like an adult

like this could be a time for People like me and Judd Well, it's gonna be a time for people like me and Judd. We're having a good time. Yeah, I know. Well, it's gonna be a fun time. We're missing Jack, who we'd put in the small sort of. We would have loved for him to be here. I was thinking maybe there's a Jeep behind you guys,

the camera, there's a dinosaur you guys can see behind Judd, which is phenomenal. And I don't know if they can see I like big putts And I can't I think they can on mine. Yeah, I might not be right, but that's that's over the place I mean who doesn't like big putts who can I love big putts? I mean? I'm a putz guy. I'm a putz guy. Yeah, I'm a putz guy. You I call you putz all the time. Yeah Don't like to tee it up I'm a putz guy. I call you a putz all the time. Yeah. Don't like to tee it up. I'm a putz guy.

Okay, all right. How many mini Go puns can we put into this episode? That's it, that's all I got. That's all you got? I don't think I have anymore. Really? Yeah, maybe four more. Well, I mean, right now you are the driver.

Oh, you're real out of bounds for that one. Wow, I got a few more, I guess. Oh, you're real out of bounds for that one. Wow, I got a few more, I guess. Okay, all right, let's, I don't even know how to start an episode now. Well, we can start in our normal thing, because I do have something exciting. I do have something very exciting. What?

So, I had to text Jack, because he needed to get his football picks in, and going through a football pick, something that never happened ever before, that we thought wouldn't ever happen, happened. So. Oh, did Jack go 14-0? I know I did pretty well

because I also have something I want to explain afterwards. So I did my first sports bet this weekend. Yeah. Well. Now explain it to you yeah Going in last place at eight and seven Judd Oh that sucks It's a rough one for the Judd stir But you're still above five which is great in second place Jack at nine and six that's incredible in first place with 14 and

in first place with 14 and Oh one yeah, I last game of the night Monday night, right Michael Koski minus Michael Koski lost on Monday night football but Technically the Buccaneers covered. Yes. So let me explain I My brother introduced me. this isn't an ad, obviously, but my brother introduced me to this new sports betting app called Flif, you ever heard of it? No. So, I don't know.

Sounds like you do to your, like. I didn't think it was a real app either. It's a real app and I love it already. They give you one free dollar when you start. And they give you like, you can fake bet on this app just to practice, you know, for your recovering addicts. And so they gave me a free dollar. I was like, you know what?

Because you guys wouldn't do the bets with me. I'm like, I'm gonna put my own bet down. And you can only do 12 at a time. So I do a 12, I did a 12 leg parlay for this. And I picked the games I was most confident in. So I did 12 games. Well, the first 11, I was like, all right, I got it. And then I looked at the end,

and I didn't do Moneyline for the last one. I was like, oh shit. And so, as the games go on, I'm like, all right, I got Thursday night, and I'm like, I already know I'm off to a good start because you guys didn't pick the Jets. And then, go, go, go. And then, Sunday night, I go to bed

before the Vikings game ends, and I'm like, oh, I hope they win, and I got one more, they win. I'm like, holy shit. And then I look, and instead of taking Moneyline Bucks, I took Bucks plus nine. That is great. And then I went to comedy, I went to Bremen last night, and came home, and I was like, oh shit, the game's on,

and I saw Chiefs had the ball with two minutes left, and they were up seven. I go, oh, I'm gonna lose it because they're gonna kick a field goal and then Baker's gonna throw an interception and then they tie it up and I'm on FaceTime with Rachel and I go. You win.

I win. Like, if it goes to overtime, great. But no one's gonna score nine points in two minutes. And I was like, I was like. Can I ask how much money you won? On a $1 bet, I won 135. That you want? On a $1 bet, I won 135. That's insane. Yeah, $1 bet, I won 135.

And I texted my brother, because my brother had great fantasy. Why don't I play for mini golf? Yeah, he had great fantasy, like, or not fantasy, like betting luck as well. So my brother netted 400 over the weekend on sports betting. I'm addicted now.

This is scratchy. Yeah, that's bad. That is bad. Yeah, this isn't good. Like my one bet, and I used a free dollar. And so I won 135 bucks, but it was great. My brother texts me, he goes, congrats. Imagine if you put 10 down.

I was like, yeah, it would have been like 1300 bucks. Yeah, isn't that wild? Yeah. That's how it happens. Yeah, and so now in my head. This is Michael math I have 135 free dollars. That's true. I also have 135 more heads you also do Yeah, but I have 135 more bets to place cuz you know, I'm not policing more than a dollar on everything But I felt so confident in these pictures like no these guys are gonna win and then I looked at him this week already

I go now. I'm not as confident. I'm like, no, these guys are gonna win. And then I looked at them this week already, I go, no, I'm not as confident. I'm not as confident. Also, I have to be coming back now. I've had two weeks where I've only had one loss. I don't know, I mean, I can add it up for you, but let's get to these picks right now. Okay, Jack gave you your picks? Jack gave me his picks.

Do you wanna look up the schedule, and then I'll tell you Jack's picks, or do you want me to go back and forth? You want me to look up the lineup of games? Oh here, I can just do it. Sincy at Baltimore. This is a tough one. I'm a big Cincinnati fan but you know what, I'm going to go bold.

I'm going to say Cincinnati wins this one. I'm going to pick the Ravens. Yeah, I know. Jack is also picking the Ravens. I know. Okay. I know. Okay. I don't do well on Monday or Thursday. The G-Men, the Giants at Carolina. Ooh. It's a crazy game. It's gonna be a wild game and Carolina just snuck that one out. I was sweating that one for a bit. Even though I know I didn't have it on my bet,

but I had it for you guys. Uh, Carolina and G-Men. G-Men did not play well. I'm going Giants. Yeah, I think I'm gonna go Giants too. I like how now you've made one bad news all corrected and now you're like, mm, I don't know. Usually you're like right away, just out of this team. Well, in my head I think a lot.

I just don't voice it out loud. Who are you going, G-Men? I'm gonna go G-Men, yeah. Jack is going Panthers. Okay. We are. Good pick, Jack, good pick. New England at Chicago. Ooh, oh fuck.

I hate Chicago. I'm gonna say New England wins this one. Okay. I'm gonna do Chicago. They can't get any worse, that's what I think. Do you think this is good for the car if I found a screw already? I'm gonna tell you a lot of things are good for the car.

Yeah. Eee, eee. I'm gonna tell you a lot of things are good for the car. Yeah. I'm gonna tell you right now, this car does not work. But I'm gonna go with the Bears. Jack is also going with the Bears. Okay, that's fine. I'm shaping up to go 14-1 and then one in 14. I think. Buffalo at Indianapolis.

Buffalo. I'm gonna go Buffalo as well. Jack's going Buffalo. Denver at Kansas City. Kansas City. Do you think they're going to go 9-0? I do, yeah. I'm going to go Kansas City as well. Jack's going to Kansas City. He wants to not go Kansas City like I do and I've learned my lesson. Atlanta at New Orleans. Atlanta. I'm going to go Atlanta as well even though Derek Hart is back. He killed Chris Olavi. Jack's also going to Falcons. Okay. We're going to San Fran at the Buccaneers. Oh I really like the Buccaneers but they're so injured. That's

the problem. At home. If Mike Evans or Godwin was back I'm going Buccaneers but I think I'm gonna take San Francisco okay all right I'm gonna go Buccaneers then yeah just so I can be different Jack is also taking the 49ers yeah we're gonna go Pittsburgh at Washington newly acquired Preston Smith yeah how do you feel about that one? It's a salary dump. Yeah, I'm not really worried about it. I'm actually worried about our edge rush.

It's pathetic. Yeah, well we just lost one. Yeah, well, he wasn't doing anything. Yeah. So, I mean, Van Ness is just a giant teddy bear at this point. Also, he probably shouldn't talk shit about our home team. I think he's also dating... I don't give a shit who he's dating. Cool. Good for you, dude. I'm gonna say Washington squeezes this one out. I'm gonna go... ooh, Pittsburgh. I think

they're gonna throw a wrench in that... the rookies rookies a little little MVP run. He's also Jack's also going Steelers Alright, we have Minnesota at Jacksonville, Minnesota at Jacksonville Jacksonville. Oh Minnesota Minnesota Jackson Jack has the Vikings. I think Minnesota is starting to get figured out Tennessee at LA Chargers. Chargers. I wanna go Chargers as well. Jack is going Chargers.

And then we have the Jets at Arizona. Jets. I'm gonna go Arizona. No Jets, baby. Jack ETS. Jets, Jets, Jets, Jets. Jack is also going Jets. We have the Detroit at Houston.

Detroit. Detroit looks so good. I'm gonna go Detroit as well. Philly at Dallas. I think Jack's going to Detroit. Philly at Dallas. Philly? Yeah. Yeah, I'm going Philly as well. Cooper Rush time though. Yeah, I think they should start trey lance Why not the guy was like the second overall pick or something like that? Yeah, and it's barely had any chance to play He snapped his ankle. I think he's Sucks yeah. Yeah, probably

He's like a Zion like he's there at practice every day like they can't be like are they doing 36. Yeah, they're gonna come back All right, so the next one is Miami at the Rams Rams, okay I'm gonna go Miami. I'm gonna go Miami just be fun and then Jack will also take The dolphins cool. All right. There we go. There's our picks for the week. There's our picks for the week. Hopefully, Cusky can go 15 and 0.

That would be crazy. I knew I was close. I knew I was close. Well, it's also with an asterisk, because you did pick against the Packers, which is illegal in this state. Yeah. I wasn't happy about it.

Well, you weren't happy. I wasn't happy. You were at the game. Yeah. By the way, I have never been more happy knowing everyone else was at the game. And I was, well, because I was sick. I got sick on Thursday.

And I just, I was like, you know, we got to sell them. Because I'm like, if I go, we get a show this weekend. I don't want to feel like dog shit for the show. I don't want to sound like this all time or being the sniffles guy. And I went to my mom's to watch the games, make some food, and I was sitting there, sweatpants, nice sweatshirt.

It was just like, it was rainy out there. I was so comfortable. Me and my brother just placing bets. I placed one, and he was winning, and I'm just munching on food, and I'm looking at the rain come down, and I was like, thank God, thank God I'm not there. Yeah, so I had some shows in Minneapolis,

and I drove from, from Milwaukee to Minneapolis on Thursday, and then I was there the whole time, and then from Sunday morning, I drove from Minneapolis to Green Bay. What was that like a four-hour drive? I like like four and a half. That's disgusting and then To it rained the entire way so I knew it wasn't gonna stop so I just came from it. You're coming with it

Yeah, yeah, so so then I get there and coming with it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So so then I get there and me my dad and everything was fine. And my dad does this thing where he's very an impulse person and wants to like me too. So we are walking there and he sees like one of the like the scope ladies selling like a Jordan love jersey. They have Jordan love jerseys outside not like in Lambeau. Yeah. Like on the streets. They're all fake jerseys outside, not like in Lambeau. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like on the streets. They're all fake jerseys. Yeah. They don't have any NFL logo. You don't need it.

They don't have the Nike sign or anything like that. And he sees it and it's for $55. And he goes, I want to get one. And he goes and runs pretty much goes. And I was like, Dad, are you sure? And before I could say, are you sure? He already hands his card to look like. I don't know. He's just like a thumb. He's like a big big guy. He's like a true farmer. Oh, yeah, you always showed me

Yeah, I'd love to see my dad which is very funny. I either picture him as like bald or a redhead for some reason He's bald he is bald Facial hair no facial hair no facial hair just alright. This is a picture my dad Before the game because I stopped it my parents, which is on the way. He was ready in his camel pants, but you couldn't see his legs. It looks like one of those Christmas or the Halloween costumes.

Yep, that was like option three of what I thought your dad might look like. He... You can't see his legs, which is so funny. Fun fact, one, yeah, you can't see his legs. They weirdly blend into that couch. And two, I think my family had a couch with a very similar pattern growing up. Oh, for sure.

It was our basement furniture. Yeah. It was our upstairs, then we moved into the basement. Yeah. Everything he owns is either in camo, orange, orange. It's like the couch that the arm lost all its padding, so it's just like the metal frame and you still lay on it you're like this is this is what I know it wasn't a comfortable couch. Yeah that's not a comfortable couch either but it's like it's supposed to be good for

lumbar support and he had it yeah so but yeah. I guess those couches that are good for like back support if they're not comfortable for, that means you're already fucked up. Well, it's like getting a new couch is just a huge thing. Oh yeah. Especially if you get a firm one. Well, that's the problem. I don't order coaches online anymore. I can't do it.

Yeah, you gotta feel it out. Okay, you say that you order a couch online once a month. Like I just, I gotta stop. I've gone through like 10 of them this year. Well, I mean, you got that like you order a couch every online once a month. I guess I gotta stop I've gone through like ten of them this year. Well, I mean you got coach money now you I got futon money. Here's what I got No, I got food time money and a used food time what I use food time for 130 bucks Yeah, I mean I guess I mean depends you get one of those room essential ones for like 80 bucks You get a cheap one.

I get a cheap one, yeah. No one's getting a good futon. The one with the bar in the middle. Yeah, who's getting a good futon? You tell your buddy in college, yeah, I got a futon, you could sleep on it. He lays on it and it's just like, it's like right in the center of your back.

Oh yeah. You can't, you gotta pick one side or the other. And it just slouches down. Yeah, it's just terrible. But first of all, like, who's getting a good futon? What are we doing here? I don't know who's getting a good futon. Who's that for?

Have I told you the story of when I thought my freshman year roommate was supposed to bring a futon? I'm guessing how it ends. Yeah, well, did you have a random roommate? Yeah, I had a random roommate. So you had a random roommate, I went that route, and I'll just keep it short, didn't talk a whole lot, but we were like, hey, what are you bringing?

What am I bringing? Blah, blah, so we don't? What am I bringing? Bah bah bah. So we don't overlap and have too much shit there. And he goes, I got the couch. I go, are you sure? Like, I'm at Walmart right now. I have no problem getting a futon. He goes, no, no, no, don't worry about it.

I got the couch. I was like, okay, cool. And then I look back at the messages. I'm like, why does he keep saying couch? And I text him again. I'm like, hey, just wanna reiterate. Are you bringing the futon? He goes, yeah, don't worry.

I'm bringing the couch. I go, dude, you need to stop saying couch. Like, this is a college dorm. We need a futon. And I text him a third time, like, hey, I'm here. You still bringing the futon? He goes, yeah, I got the couch, don't worry, but I'll be there next week. I was like, okay, cool.

And then I get there and literally I know exactly, I go to the parking lot and I'm looking for him and I don't even see him get out of the car. I know which one is his. It's a truck with a full on couch in the back. That's awesome though. It's awesome until he tells you, hey we have to carry it up five flights of stairs.

Yeah, that's college. And it didn't fit. You walked in and it was just couch. But, oh yeah here we go. We got people putting. We got people putting. Purple ball coming back. So are you guys doing 36?

Oh, little bit to the right. Did you guys tie or are you guys going back? You guys doing 36, Oh, little bit to the right. Did you guys tie or you guys come back? You tied going back? Oh, how many 18s are there here? Oh, same 18? Oh, okay. Oh, fun.

Marathon golfers. Do you guys live here? Yeah. You live close? They got a cot up back on. That's where they live in. Oh, and he makes it. Who's winning this 18?

All right. A lot of cops. Lines it up. Custard. Oh, we got a lefty. He's not lefty. That's for sure. Oh.

Door swings both ways. One of those dyslexic golfers. And a putt. And maybe he should stick with the dominant hand. Oh, you definitely are right-handed. We found out three putts. You ever seen that golf video, pretty viral one, where the guy puts it and it hits the center,

pops right back out? Yeah. Yeah. Who is that? Is that real? I don't know. Payne Stewart? I say that's not Payne Stewart.

I think that's one of like top five most viral golf videos I've seen that and the edited version of Tiger Woods hitting a putt and then immediately walking off Yeah, but also the one that like had the Nike symbol like sit on the edge My my dad has sent me that video of the tiger hitting it and it's like a it's like a 20-foot putt Yeah, and then immediately he goes to this is insane. I go it's like a 20 foot putt. And then immediately he goes, dude, this is insane. I go, it's not real. It's hard to tell adults that things aren't real. I love how much my dad thinks is real. My mom just sent me a shirt that was a Green Bay hoodie. It was a Green Bay hoodie. And she was dad wants this for Christmas and it was just like a Nike swoosh and inside the Nike swoosh had like Green Bay and then

It's like just hate us or something like that and like on the side that said like just hate us and then in the back said Green Bay Packers. Yeah, and then I look at like send me the site. It was NFL USA dot orgers are dot like Something like this. Yeah, it wasn't like a legitorg or dot like something. Dot biz. Yeah, it wasn't like a legit site. Dot we're here to take your money. And my mom goes, yeah, they want me to pay in PayPal. What's that? And I'm like, this is not a legitimate business.

Yeah, I love those. If you're paying in PayPal. Well, I've said it on here before. The big thing you go off of is HTTPS. If there's not an S when you check out, don't buy from there, it's not secure. Yeah, or you can also go to the business review and just get the reviews,

because a lot of them, even if they have an S in there, maybe it's secure, but their customer service might be so dog shit. I love, I mean, marketing is great on TikToks and Instagram and all that stuff, because that stuff looks so good. And then you know when you buy, you know in the back of your head,

I'm like, oh, this is gonna be great. I'm like, eh, no, it's gonna be a shit product. Rachel's really big into Gilmore Girls, and there's this Gilmore Girl blanket that's all over my feet. I'm like, I'm gonna get this for Christmas. I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna do a quick little due diligence, and every, it's like one-star reviews, everything.

I'm like, the best way to do it is you go to review and look for the ones with pictures. You're like, hey, this is what it actually looks like. The five star reviews, love reading those. Best blanket I've ever had in my life. It saved my marriage. I'm like, this is a pot. It's always funny to just see a product get on Facebook

and you're like, yeah, I'm never gonna buy this in my life. Who would buy this? And then you just get a text from your mom, like, I should get this. Absolutely not. How do I teach old people buy this in my life who would buy this and then you just get a text from your mom like I should get this Absolutely not how do I teach how do I teach old people that you can't you can't you just have to tell them Don't put your credit card down without my permission. Yeah, they've got they've gotten scanned before yeah They put even on like Facebook marketplace they put up my sister's old trumpet

Kind of sell it so my sister doesn't trump trumpet anymore, she used to trumpet pretty well. She was first chair or something, I don't know, something like that. Anyways, they're trying to put it up, they put it up on Facebook Marketplace, and that's like local, it's not like. Yeah, you live in the middle, there's like three people who can buy in your town.

Yeah, so she probably put it in a range of like 40 miles. And then she's like, oh, someone in Florida wants to buy this, but they want me to send it to them, and then they'll pay. I have to send it first." I was like, no, that's not how that works. Hey, look at their Facebook profile. Is there one picture? Well, I was like, mom, also, how did someone in Florida know that you're selling a trumpet in Wisconsin?

Who's also driving 40 miles to get a trumpet? she got an email from the, like, it said Venmo, but it was spelled wrong. And I was like, please, please, your request to send so-and-so this much money or something like that. How would you scam someone? If you had to go about, because I get scam calls all the time at work. I would just buy scratch off tickets and just sell them. That's not bad. To one person. To one person.

Yeah, you have to, yeah me. Three dollars. I made three dollars. I don't know, I mean like. Because I've given advice to scammers. I sit on the phone, like if I'm working out during lunch, I'll go on the treadmill and someone will call. I got time.

I'll go through the, I've gone through three managements, three managers once in one phone call, and they're like, hey, we need your social security. I go, oh yeah, no problem. And I go, eight, six, seven, five, three, oh, nine. And they're like, there's not enough numbers. I go, oh yeah, sorry, zero, zero. And they're like, okay, where do you live?

And I'll give, I've given your name, I've given Brandon's name, I've given Jack's name. And then I'm like, hey, just some advice. This is how I would go about doing it. And they're like, what the fuck? And they get so mad. I've been cussed out by call centers. Yeah, you're going to.

Also, it's pathetic work that they're scamming people. And the elderly are the most acceptable. I've been trying to tell my parents, I've been trying to give them a crash course, don't make those copy and paste Facebook status. That's like, Facebook doesn't have my right to use my, and it's like. Yeah, it's just targeting yourself.

So then a scammer, all they need to do is type in that, because if you share it, then your posts can be up there. And that's just who's already, they know that you're obsessable to getting scammed. Because you'll trust everything. I just, I wanna create the perfect scam. I don't know if it's like having a bunch of my friends paint houses or.

Yeah, but it's already out there. I know, but. It's called insurance. It's called voting. No, I'm just kidding it is election day it is election day which this doesn't come on election day no so congratulations also I like it was hard because after the presidents of Mike I don't know who these people are in my district I just moved there I don't know these people this is a dumb question but if you don't fill out the entire thing does it still count what you do yeah that's what I thought you don't you don't know these people. This is a dumb question, but if you don't fill out the entire thing, does it still count what you do?

Yeah, that's what I thought. You don't have to do it all. They need to clarify some things on there. It took me a minute to realize, because they give you the bow, like it's double-sided. And then I was like, where the fuck is the first question? And it was top left. It's double-sided?

Yeah, it was double-sided. Mine wasn't double-sided. Well, maybe not in your area. That could be. It was double-sided for me. The first question, actually, I don't think I can say anything like that again. Yeah, I don double-sided. Mine wasn't double-sided. Well, maybe not in your area. That could be. It was double-sided for me. Mine, the first question. Actually, I don't think I can say anything like that again. Yeah, I don't think you can.

Yeah, we can't. This is... Well, the first idea that Koski wanted is to go to... He wanted to haze everyone voting. He wanted to go in and... Because the West Dallas Public Library... Yeah, I didn't say anyone was voting, and then Rachel told me it's illegal to do that. Yeah, nothing about the West Dallas people. I'm sure they're very nice.

But you all smoke cigarettes and it was insane. You know, in your defense West Dallas, you guys are waiting outside in the rain. I don't know how you lit the cigarettes, but... Yeah, yeah. We went on a journey to find this place. I'm going to come here every time now. Then no one can, one of us can't film or we can't use it. We're coming to Big Putz. We're coming to Big Putz. We're coming to Big Putz. I'm so excited. Dude, it's, oh, first of all, what do you think, what's a, what's in, what's par here? Par has to be, it's, I mean, everything's a par three, right? I would, I would assume everything's a par two.

Oh yeah, everything is a par two. Right? Yeah, so par 36? Par 36, okay. Par 36? Yeah. Do we have a game today, by the way? We did, but we can't do it now. Okay.

What was it? It was, I'll save it. I'll save it for, for. It was a variation of the, of the game we played before, but it's a variation that I was going to give a chance to. Do you think you'd be willing to do a new segment of where, like I want to start doing it, I want to start reviewing YouTube video, or like Instagram video comment sections.

It's been my favorite thing I've been looking at recently. Wait, our own? No, no, no. I know what ours looks like. Yeah, it's just Diego. I mean like, yeah, have you ever? Michael looks hot today. No, but you find like, you scroll long enough on Instagram, you get one of those just like

out of pocket videos, like with like a Down Syndrome kit or something, and people are like throwing jokes left and right. And sorry, big butts. And then you look at the comment section and it's just ruthless but it's funny. There's there are some ruthless that are just like me. So this is the odd take but someone passed away that I knew. I worked with them at a serving job one time and they passed away and then so the other people that worked there started sharing like the the post is like oh

gone too soon and then Basically what happens the girl had a seizure and ran to a bus Yes, but so so you'd think the comment section be like, oh, yeah, you know You'd say like the comment section would be like, oh yeah, you know. Free tuition. But you'd say like the comment section would be like, oh, you know, sorry to put a bunch of wasps in there. I looked at someone's comment section and it said, why did you post this? You know the person that ran the stop sign is the one who got killed. I was like, what?

What? What made you post that? You know, some people are assholes, but... It's an insane thing to say to somebody. I'm not talking about that stuff, because there's a dark place on the internet. There's definitely a dark place. Like, I'm being honest, I just remembered I have an ex account, or a new one now, because you went through... You have your ex's account?

I have my ex's account, yeah. And I just... I didn't really... I never used it outside of what you dug up and And I don't remember even saying that stuff and so I'm on whatever the other night I'm just scrolling before I go to bed and you scroll long enough on that I watched like four people get murdered like I know there was a group of There was a group of guys sitting in like a living room and one of them, I'm not kidding, farted. And the other guy stood up on the couch, grabbed his AK-47, pointed at him, shot him in the chest. And I was like, I think I should go to bed now. Yeah, it's crazy. It's like but you can't look away

No piece of you is gone. No, I think I'm tougher now. I've seen murder I've seen a lot of people die on Instagram like Instagram for a while had like my feed was People getting shot to the end of the videos getting like they were getting shot at gas stations This is crazy watching the end of the video, but like because then it ruins your feet, okay But let's be honest if you saw a car driving like a hundred miles an hour, and you're like hey They're going right for a wall. Oh, yeah, you're gonna watch it hits the wall. I mean car chases are Everyone loves watching a car chase. Exactly, you're gonna watch till the end.

That's what the news puts them on. But they all end in some terrible thing. Yeah, don't get me wrong, if this gas station fight, all of a sudden they all start shaking hands, I'm not gonna watch till the end and they all get in their car. No, but like, when you see this come out, you're like, hooo, hooo, hooo. I should, but you're deer in headlights.

I'm like, someone's gonna die. I like the videos where they run away from the police and they get away. Oh, those are awesome. But also you know that they're definitely gonna be caught. Later on, my favorite is when they trick them driving and they kinda jump out of the car. I've seen people like perfectly parallel park, like Tokyo Drift Fast and Furious,

and then the cops go right past and they just sprint. I'm like, Nancy, kudos to you, man. My favorite is when someone has their hands behind their back and the cop just looks away for like two seconds and he's gone. And the cop is like, well, I'm not that fast. Yeah, but also there's a guy in handcuffs just out in public now.

Oh, yeah. There's gotta be someone be like, hey, man, what are you doing? And be like, hey, my kink went a little too far. There was a show that, it's no longer on, but it used to be, and it was like a take on cops, but basically of their cops for a different realm of the world, so they would like,

werewolves and vampires and all these, but they have to police them them and they're all like Just drunks and normal people but there were werewolves and the cops were just real people. So they had to arrest someone for a DUI and And it's called it's called Death Valley it was very funny and it was basically there's Valley. It was very funny. And it was basically there's this werewolf for a DUI and he's like, we've got to blow. He put like

super high numbers. We're going to take you into jail. And then he runs and the cop like takes like three steps and he looks at the camera and goes, when they run that fast, we just let them go. Holy shit. Where are we at? We're at 33 minutes. So we, I mean, I'm excited to just play golf. I'm so excited to play golf. We can keep this one short today

because I really want to golf. Yeah. It's been fun. Go drink booze better. I could have used some booze better this weekend. There was a brewery down the road from my buddy's house and every single beer tasted like, it was still not fermented. It was like, nothing was good,

but everything was 12% alcohol. Oh, they're like thick and creamy beers. I don't like those. So like, we had, you have two and you're like, you wake up in the morning and you're like, what just happened to me? Yeah, you feel from like here down just, it's gross, I don't like those.

I'm fine, like give me light beer. I'm the worst person to go to a craft brewery with. Like Rachel knows if we go somewhere, and I'm like, hey, can you give me one? She goes, I don't even, she doesn't even need to ask me. She's like, the lightest thing on the menu? I go, yeah, give me the lightest thing on the menu. And if I'm feeling frisky, give me like a,

something coffee flavored or lime. I'm like, yeah, sure. If I already had like five or six of them, I'm like, then give me a drop. I think I could expand your beer taste. Cause I think I can get you. It's just, I don't like being full. Dude, you like the cherry wheat from Hinterland,

which Hinterland sent us more. Yeah, they won't. But yeah, you like that? That's a great beer. Yeah, but I could do one of those. If I'm looking for beer, I want something I can have like six or seven of. Yeah, okay. All right, we have to.

Because when I drink, I want to drink. I don't. Sounds like someone has a problem. Yeah, like honestly, I would love one Sunday to just someone give me like a 12 pack and a bunch and 135 free dollars to go sports betting and I'm gonna have time. I'm gonna come out looking like a mess No sad. I'm gonna be when I lose Yeah, because the thing is you just did a 12-man parlay. Yeah

Hits once in a million years No, it's one for one for me. You're already at the peak, and you can only go some way. Yeah. I'm thank god they didn't let me do more than 12. Yeah, they're saving you from yourself. Yeah, it was just awesome. I would do a 27 one, just $1 turns it into $40 grand,

just to be like, and I knew it I have man it's gonna be title this video Michael has a gambling problem yeah it's like always Sonny with a game brought to you by DraftKings yeah yeah we're gonna put a go fund me up for Michael's Mike Gossky's I'm just fine yeah all right guys well we're gonna go big Blast if you guys are in Greenville area come check out big pots come mini golf. It's blast also There's a there's a tick tock channel that does Actual rounds here go watch that out there from there from Wisconsin. Yeah, they're from and if you see this video guys We want to play with you. We would love to play against you. Yeah, they're very good at golf

And I don't think you've got to sit in the car. Have you? All right guys