Fat Chance Podcast - IQ Tests, Halloween Classics & The Pooping Cat Ep.141

Episode Date: October 24, 2024

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I feel like we have respect for the fallout. Out of everyone here, you would be the least respectful. You could also say the jump in. You know what I mean? Respect for the fall in and the jump in. Or the slip in. Alright, now we're back. Now we're back. Now we're back.

You take some meth and you just jump out a window. One time. It's all anyone can talk about. Yeah. Now we're back. Was it meth? Yeah. I think it came with the toxicity of what's in the blood system.

It was a lot of like... Meth. Well, it was a mixture. It was a mixture. It was a mixture of met and booze better supplements It's why he jumped why it's only from the third story from the third story I Read that I was like wait. I thought I was leaving the third story. I hope it was a little bit three houses

So I have it's one of those um One of those like patios where the the basements kind of built into the ground Okay, we're like you can see it. You know like if you are you saying this are you just making this up? Or do you see a picture of the building? No, I didn't see it But like this is my guess like you know what I'm talking about? Where like you see two stories from the front of the house, but the back of the house you can see the exit of the basement. Yeah, that's the extra 30 feet.

So it's built into a hill? Yeah, it's a three-story basement. There's a 20-foot ceiling. Yeah. You know ceilings. You know, that could be. It could be that, yeah. That could be that. But it was a hotel, so.

Yeah, but it's a hotel he was at. Yeah, it could have been out of a cliff. If you ever go to The Trade, do you know what The Trade is? Down by the Pfizer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They built that with basketball players in mind so like the door frames are massive, like huge.

And then if you go to the presidential suite, it is technically three floors. So they don't hit their heads on the ceiling? Yeah, for the president, Paul President. What's the... And then there's like, basically for politicians when they come, but then there's an exit,

like only they can go in and out. Yeah, it's like an elevator. That and their mistresses? That came up. The miscarriages? They're mistresses. They're what, their mattresses? They're mattresses, they're mistresses that came on their mistresses See you have residents I just saw that that what a Trump's Like media things is he did an interview with the undertaker

from WWE. Oh, isn't that crazy? Like that's like a hard campaign out during the RNC. No, but first of all, he had these like WWE people and like, yeah, it's such a weird, like why is the undertaker interviewing anyone? I don't know. Is he an interviewer now? I guess he has a podcast along with everyone. Yeah, we got one way to dip into our viewership Mark works in finance. He's not doing it in his costume. It would be so funny if he was just in his costume just like every time he asked a question to Trump, he would just roll his eyes in the back of his head. This is such a weird, weird world we live in.

It's hard to like a lot of these, any type of politician that they get these interviews with these people, they can't know all of them. No. You can't keep up with all these people. So now you're doing an interview just because your team says you should do this interview. Right. And you're like all right. I guess I guess this is the most like influencer interviewish stuff I've seen. Yeah. Everyone has gotten Portnoy. I mean Trump's been on every podcast you can think of Should we have a month? But I don't think he'd really your dad would love it Your dad would probably love it. Well, my dad wouldn't my dad doesn't know what a podcast is

You think my dad doesn't understand my dad if I tell him you're turning on 60 minutes I don't know if you put minutes my dad watches 60 minutes if there's one or the other he's watching No, it's 60 minutes. My dad sports You have to have a politician sing the national anthem Which is usually on my dad's gonna see a politician or interviewed by Mark the under Yeah, that's pretty funny what's usually 60 minutes is usually what like a Sunday programming Yeah, that's pretty funny. What's you 16 minutes is usually what like a Sunday programming? Yeah, it's usually on CBS Right before a football game. No after for after a football game. Yeah. Yeah, so no, you know, he's seen he's seen at least 15 minutes

No, when he woke up after falling asleep for no, yeah So it's after the three o'clock games and my dad would be on the barn by then The three o'clock games my dad would milk around like four so he would tape three o'clock games he wouldn't watch them and Then he would then get home not answer any phone call from anyone or answer the phone and say hey haven't watched the pack game Don't let me score. That's we answer the phone and Then he would just fast forward through the commercials and then he watched the game and by that time the next game is on So literally the only thing that's on that TV at your house is sports. Yes unless he's milking you looking we have another TV in like

the like another room and my mom goes to watch like American Idol and stuff on there and She calls this the sports TV Is it the main TV. The show I was watching. Oh, that's the sports TV. Is it the main TV? Yeah, oh yeah. Of course. The biggest one. That's how it goes. That's where you watch the sports.

On the biggest TVs. Yeah. My dad only watches sports. He doesn't. Sports and others. Well, he'll, yes. That's my dad knows best. He doesn't know, like,

he only knows his channels. And so he'll go to like a hotel and like can't find the NFL Network. They don't have the same channels So he he like he's got like six thirty and maybe one other one if he's feeling spicy like ESPN two or deport days if he's like direct TV, so he likes this Sunday and full ticket But then he does the NFL now Which is 212 and the big 10 network is 660 So then he just switched he knows he can't find anything on those. He's like Going back to milking god, let's go find the cows three Let's go, let's end it whoa low energy in the house today. Yeah, very well. You had

a shitty drive here. Yeah. You've been I bet I haven't stopped working all day. It's been a long, long day. Well, how's work? It's been a long day. It's just a lot of a lot of stupid shit. But that's fair very That's right. I mean Yo, cuz you was on don't tell this weekend. I heard that. What do you do? All right, that's better than I thought he'd say he's not gonna say Who am I I have a trash pimp? What did he say to you he took shit to? I got off in trash because I would done better No, you need that in your life you can't have everyone talk you up or anything like that

You need someone to bring you down, but I Might punch him in the face once yeah, you need someone to at least bring you up at least yeah, yeah Punching him might bring you who is Who is bringing me up, though? It's not you two. I've not brought you down at all. No. But you haven't actively tried to bring me up. Well, when you wear your costume next week,

you're going to feel pretty good about yourself. Fuck. You're going to feel really nice. Oh, man. We have one slight idea for you. I'm not hitting the head with it, but I Don't think Judd's really bought into that when I just showed him, but I'm certainly bought it. I'm just picturing you in it I'm looking forward to that. I think it'd be fun. I like our

Rough idea for you, too. Good. I'm glad I Mean I haven't even put much thought no, I just started putting thought besides the podcast. What are you guys going for Halloween? To a wedding I Spooky spooky Brighton groom, I don't think I'm doing anything for Halloween I Bright and groom. I don't think I'm doing anything for Halloween Like with the there's a comic Halloween party Friday can't do that at a wedding and then the following weekend I Haven't been invited to any other parties, so

It'd be weird if I just dressed up and sat at home. You can't you can't party after Halloween. I feel no Why do you dress up and go trick or treating? I'd fit in. I think it would be just really funny to see how much candy you can get. Because you have longer legs than these kids. Yeah. You can systematically find the biggest candy bar houses.

I can see into the bowl so I could pick what I want. You can drive. I'm not doing one of these like, woo. You can drive. I could hit so many more houses Yeah That's a good point But there's something to be said like I kind of want to get one of those like red wagons and just like I look

Forward to the day it can wait, but I have a good solid neighborhood. Let's hope People neighbors around my age that like to have fun you get that little red wagon. It's filled with booze You let the kids run they come back and you're like, you know Daddy likes the Twix and then you have one kid that really likes you so he gives you all the Twix Yep and you're boozing and then you're good and you finish and you go home and you have a little after party and The kids are high on sugar. You don't give a shit cuz you're hammered and you call it a night You give them some pigs in a blanket that have like ketchup on it already exactly like this is the greatest day ever

Yeah, they're like why why are mom and dad always so fun at nighttime? Yeah, I'm boozed up a little bit, and I'm checking all your candy for razor blades. Yep every single Twix had it in it. Yeah You're lucky. You're lucky. I saved you from all these dangerous Twixes KitKats, I don't know. Doesn't that sound fun though. I feel like we all could kind of look forward to that Oh, I'm absolutely looking forward to that the lady and I have we have a you know our Little bucket for trick-or-treat. Yeah, do they trick-or-treating this or you this your first time? Yeah, so we're excited for it I'm hoping it's not a downer, but we're gonna probably just chill and watch like movies and

You know, yeah, that'd be fun. Whatever. Do you know what day they're supposed to trick-or-treating here? No, I'll just by the time we get the first doorbell ring. I'll be like, oh today's the day I feel like they usually put out a flyer But my my neighborhood was small growing up. Just it was a circle or a road right through it. That was it. And a roundabout. No roundabouts usually don't have a road right through it. Well I mean there's a circle. Yeah but I feel like a key piece of information was a road right through it. I'm still confused about what this place looked like. It's a cul-de-sac but it keeps going. It's two half circles but connected by a road in the middle.

So you could go, you enter the neighborhood, you could go right and around, left and around, or go right down the middle and then come back either way. Are there multiple like rings in this circle? One way in, one way out. Multiple rings in this circle though? So is it a cul-de-sac? No. Two ways in, two ways out. It's a dead end? One way in one way out multiple rings of this circle the cul-de-sac no Two ways in two ways in two ways out. It's a dead end you two ways in two ways out

No, I guess maybe no, it's not I go out the way you could come Yeah Well, if it's a road through it wouldn't you go through it and they going on you could go out this way or you could come Do I need to draw a picture? Yeah, let me rip some paint off the wall I'll draw for you later. Just drop a pin where you live Address 7792 You should just do a field trip one day to your old house Be like hey, can we? This is where I used to live. I think I've told you this but I used to coach a kid in lacrosse

Who moved into my old house? Yeah, he's like, cause I asked him, I was like, hey that stick looks really familiar, where'd you get it? He goes, oh my neighbor across the street gave it to me. I was like, really? And I looked at it, I'm like, this is my dad's old lacrosse stick.

I go, where do you live? And he listed off the address, he goes, you live in my house. He goes, what? I go, what room are you? In my room, I go. This is weird. I Leave stuff there. How do your dad's the cross? My dad gave it to the neighbors across the street and they were like we don't want this junk and then gave it right back

Because they saw those kids play lacrosse and then that kid invited me to his house for like Eighth grade graduation like we have a pool, you can come over. Amiko, if you watch this, I know you have. Thank you for the invite, but kind of weird to go back to my house. Yeah, I'm looking like, oh, look at all these places I come in. Yeah.

Like that's legitimately what you're doing. Mainly just my room. But. That's like so terrible because you're like, oh my God, they're like just operating in this house as if like I was never here. There's a lot of places where I was I know exactly where everything is but Yeah, I that was I thought that was interesting. I also met a guy So suddenly I went to help out at the ladies mom's

Halloween haunts thing on Friday. I was head pumpkin. Just put out a bunch of pumpkins and As I got out there's these two high schoolers look to me goes hey what do I know you I have no idea I'm gonna need a refresher he goes okay and then said nothing I go did you play lacrosse and he's like yeah yeah coach Kuski I was like okay cool I remember you and I like talked to him for a bit I go you still playing lacrosse. He goes no I go. Yeah, I knew that you you were gonna quit immediately. I Go good. I go no he was just not not good at all not committed You know some people just you got it. They don't have it in him He didn't have it in him and so I was like, oh, what do you guys what are you guys doing now?

I was like, oh, we're just we're just hanging out. I go get high How what are you guys doing now? He's like, oh, we're just hanging out. I go, how old are you? And he's like, we're just trying to get through our last year of high school. I'm like, one, I feel old, two. You're not just hanging out at the nature center. You're smoking apples. Yeah, you're smoking apples. And I go, what are you going to do?

He goes, we're just going to go for a walk. I go, just you two? You're like, yeah, no, just another dude. Two guys, they're definitely smoking apples. They're smoking apples. They're smoking apples. At one point, I go. Hey, what are you doing? I was like, oh high school. That's great What are you doing after and he goes? Oh, I'll probably get some food. I go after high school dipshit. He goes What are you talking about? I go. Oh my god. Like are you going to college? He goes, oh Maybe

I'm like I'm losing hope. I'm losing hope. You didn't set him on a path. No, I was a mean coach. I was a mean coach. Maybe if he had some semblance of talent. Smoking weed. I'm sorry. No, by eighth grade.

Are you kidding me? Some of those kids. Succeed. System quarterback. grade yeah are you kidding me some of those kids succeed no property system quarterback Jared goof also system quarterback several million dollars that they can use to fix him I can't fix stupid at the eighth grade level make a better man you know when

you forget all your equipment for an overnight tournament that stuff yeah I forgot my cleats one time to a JV football game yeah oh I forgot my clothes but I've never forgotten all of it to have to play anyone to be there that day I was like fuck this game I don't want to play JV sat there without shoes on oh take

pictures in full pads coach was pissed these kids used to forget their lacrosse sticks I go this little like though we could get away I'll put a bucket on your head for a helmet. You're saying it's like going to a basketball court I'm like I don't have a basketball like you need this to play you need at least one of them Yeah, you need one person to bring a basketball, and if everyone thinks everyone else is bringing the basketball then All right, I wish you the best of luck whatever your name is. This is an old this is an old game

So I don't think we're on the right one you're on the right channel Is that what I sound like to you a lot of time yeah Do we not get any we're not gonna get any sports right now. It's on ESPN go did Do you know what? There's two others two games that's what that one yeah Tuesday From an ESPN plus yeah, that's why does that mean we can't watch it on here. I don't have a ESPN plus We are No, it's on ESPN plus we are it's on ESPN plus exclusively we don't have it I don't know that one starts at eight told you he's gonna do some old man shit today

you know how my Bluetooth works little boy boy. That's more what he's hunting. The bucks are on ESPN. It doesn't say ESPN Plus. Hit refresh. Oh, there it is. Click it. It's live. Join live.

Dad strikes again. For the last time. Thank you, Judd. Thanks, Dad. What do we think about these guardian caps I think you know they're for safety but I also think it's stupid but yeah how much is that guardian cap really protecting you if they already said essentially the guardian cap is now in the helmet like know that i was just a little bit in the input in it but like a it's a newer

helmet this does the purpose of the guardian cap it's tough with those metallic helmets look at look at the right guard for for tabby right now this stupid cap all whites playing he looks so silly great look at that we could do you can see it so obviously different you look like they all look like bobbleheads.

Well, do you guys want to know how you did this last week? Probably not that good. Before we bore the viewers of us watching a game. This has been a great 20 minutes. We had to cut the first 15. I think we should just start from there. Ready for this? Cusky and Jack, no, Cusky and Judd tied at eight and five.

Wow, good job, guys. No, you got like 10, didn't you? And in last place. Fuck yes. Still awesome. Cusky and Judd tied at eight and five. Well, good job guys. No, you've got like ten didn't you and in last place Husky and Judd yeah Jack got 11 and two 11 are you okay? I'm proud of you not as good as 12 is more 12 more Yeah, but I'm so proud of you. Thanks, man. Appreciate it. Yes, sir Yes, you also did add it up at the show the other day and I didn't ask him. No I didn't, I looked at it and then we started

saying something else and I just stopped adding immediately. Math was not a strong point, but. Math is a strong point. You guys have to choose these games. I'm going with mental math, give me two numbers, go. We're not tied in the. Give me two numbers. Seven and six thirteen

times 42 ready for the games this week yeah I have to see that why not which you know what I think we should say this is brought to you by booze better right okay these these picks NFL Sunday picks but was brought to you by booze better, right? OK, these picks. NFL Sunday picks brought to you by booze better. Booze better. They're bringing our fancy football to life. They're bringing this to life. If you're not taking booze better by now. I don't know if you deserve booze better.

You're only boozing worse. I am taking several packets of booze better with me this weekend. Back to back wedding celebrations. Oh, yeah. Going to need it. Back to back wedding celebrations. Oh yeah. Gonna need it. Yeah. You should butt chug it.

I'm going to. I'm gonna have the lady bring an IV, dilute it a little bit and just slow drip it so I just feel good the whole day. I think that's a good idea. Yeah. Get a little colostomy bag that just kinda like sits with me. Colostomy bag, yeah.

Isn't that stuff that goes out? Yeah, but I'm gonna make it go in. I said it's like a colostomy bag. I just attach it here. Like a diabetic, but it's still it's still up your just said like three different medical conditions that do not coincide No at all tough one with the package for the Jakes next week So Minnesota plays the Rams on Thursday night football give me soda I'm gonna take Minnesota on Thursday Night Football. Give me soda. I'm gonna take Minnesota.

I'll also take Minnesota. Baltimore at Cleveland with the Jamis Winston. Quarterback bump. Yeah, I mean that's one way to fix your quarterback problem in Cleveland is just let them tear his Achilles. Also, what's with the Achilles tears? It's the turf. It's a lot of people in the last two years

tearing Achilles either. It's But I don't know if it just goes more big names that I recognize it But I feel like we haven't had that many Achilles tears in two years before every awesome crazy Achilles stuff He's got don't you see that's not good. I need a son of a bitch. I need Baker Mayfield Baltimore Baltimore Baltimore Baltimore Tennessee at Detroit Detroit Detroit Arizona at Miami Arizona I'm gonna take Arizona it's a good choice Jets at New England Jets New England I'm take the Jets Atlanta at Tampa Bay Tampa Tampa Tampa as well Green Bay at Jackson Green Bay Green Bay Green Bay

Indianapolis at Houston Houston Yeah, Houston Philadelphia at Cincinnati Cincinnati Philly Something different I know New Orleans at LA Chargers see you can't try and do it you gotta just say it Nolens Nolens Nolens at who? LA Chargers no

Chargers yeah, give me Chargers Chargers Buffalo at Seattle Seattle look good this week But with Amari Cooper now one week under his belt I'm gonna take Buffalo I'll take Seattle. I will take Seattle. Okay. Chicago at Washington.

Oooh. Is Jaden gonna play? No. He's not? I don't think so. What happened to him? Broke his ribs. Broke his ribs?

Okay, so he's gonna be out for 4-6? Something. I'm gonna say... Washington. Give me the Bears. Give me Washington as well. Carolina at Denver. Denver. Denver as well. Carolina somehow got worse. Kansas City at Las Vegas. Kansas City. Kansas City is going to lose one but I'm going to keep saying they're going to win until they lose so Kansas City. I'm gonna keep saying they're gonna win until they lose so can see I don't think it's a beauty city, but

Lots Vegas is gonna cover. I think they're 10 point underdogs. No wait. No is play. I want to go over We discussed a betting thing. I want to go over Dallas at San Fran I'm San Fran Everyone's injured at San Fran I'm gonna say San Fran I Everyone's injured at San Fran. I'm going to say San Fran. I'm going to say San Fran. Giants at Pittsburgh.

Russell Wilson. Pittsburgh. Ross is cooking. I want to do Pittsburgh as well. Pittsburgh. Alright. We're all pretty much the exact same. Yeah, I know.

This is going to be a close week. Yeah. That's good. That's good. So him and I were talking. He messaged me the week I went 12 and one. He goes, if I put what a one dollar, one dollar bet on all of them, I would have won $4,000. No, if you put a one dollar bet and got them all. Yeah. All right. I would have won $4,000 so I was thinking a parlay $1 at all the games so what if we did that every week now we put out our parlay of what we think it's a $1 bet worst-case scenario Michael loses a dollar right or Judd because he's going to probably have to place the bet. Best case scenario, we win four grand.

Sometimes even more than that. Okay, so why not let's do it. I mean this is the closest we are. I think after this we should decide all right who do we actually think is going to win instead of trying to be different, agree on something and we'll'll post it out, and you know what? We can rub it in people's faces when we go 14 and 0. All right. Let's do it. Okay.

Are you gonna do it? You want me down? Because you weren't too down when I brought it up to you. Why weren't you down over there? Why are you being a silly goose? I'm a really parlay guy. It's one dollar. It's fun to do a one dollar bet for that much payoff.

One, I'll give you the dollar. Okay. As long as it gives me one dollar. It's fun to do a one dollar bet for that much payoff one. I'll I'll give you the dollar You don't even put the bed in then work Before those dogs I would make you pay me I Would be so mad it'd be so funny. You just like keep scraping that dollar off the top you're like god It's just a cash cow So Yeah commercial that Travis Kelsey have a game. Yeah, you see the commercial that Travis Kelsey is a game show host now

For our advisor. Are you smarter than a celebrity? Oh Actually, gross. It's true. Yeah, he's actually a host. It's actually the host of it. He's it. It's gone really dark He's really dumb shot it during the summer obviously you know and they do the production But so they give me an idea we're gonna do are you smarter than a fifth grader which we've already done Yeah, there's gonna be different questions, and then after that we're doing are you smarter than a high schooler? Okay? Which are definitely questions that I think you guys are gonna get wrong. Yeah, can we be on the same team? Yes, okay cool So we can work through that yes, all right this also could look even worse if two brains can't kill Not listen here. We go

This is this the are you smarter than a fifth-grader portion of all right What does a paleontologist study? dinosaurs and bones dinosaur bones Uh, dinosaurs and bones. Dinosaur bones. Fossils? Fossils? Ancient life, yeah. The interior angles of a triangle always add up to?

180. 180 degrees. That's correct. How many countries are in North America? Three? Three. That. Three. That is correct. How many human ears are equal to one dog ear? Four?

Seven. Four, seven. Seven. Is it seven? Where did you get four from? I don't know. Where did you get four from? I've never had a dog.

I've only had cats. Seven. Seven. Is it seven? Yeah, it's seven. Maybe don't jump so quickly. If you've never had a dog ear. And don't say it like that.

Four? Four? If I say it as a question, it's to you. It sounded like you just teed off into another group. Four? Julius Caesar was the emperor of what empire? Roman. Yeah. That's correct. Fiefi Fulvum is from what fairy tale? Jack of the Meadstock. That is correct. The plural word of moose is Moose that was correct. Meese. I what she had to say it. I had to say it meese meese meese meese You're not used to say it say it meese What shape is a stop sign

Octagon or is it a hexagon? I think it's a one two three four octagon It's three on each side cuz it's flat so if it's flat on top and bottom it has to have two two Okay, I'll trust your judgment Final answer yeah, that's correct. Thank you. What is a a group of pros called a group of what crows crows? a murder I Think that's right. That's correct. Good job. What is the first day of the 20th century? the 20th why Isn't it like January 1st?

1990 January 1st, 1990? Wait, what? No. What is the first day of the 20th century? It is not January 1st, 1990. 1900. Yeah, also incorrect. Is it 1901?

That is correct. Oh, century. You said 1990? That didn't register with me at all What was the name of last Queen of France Who the hell what fifth-grader knows this let's just go Victoria Latifah Marie and an internet Oh Marie Antoinette Who invented the light bulb?

Edison that is correct an Antoinette. Who invented the light bulb? Edison. That is correct. An animal that only eats meat is called what? Carnivore. Carnivore. I learned that at my nature walk, they have these teeth. The most consumed beverage in the world after water is? Coffee. The most consumed beverage in the world after water is coffee

I'm gonna have to beep that out You're incorrect Michael was that close? Yes. T. Was it T? OK. From what country does RSVP come from? RSVP. From what country? Yep. What does RSVP mean again? It means that you're going to respond.

Respond soon, very please. Yeah, respond soon, very please. So I think we know with the way that English sounds. Canada. That's also what it sounds like in French. What is it today for? Really soon, very please. It's a French word.

Oh, recitpah, veri-pah-pah. Wait, was that close? Recitpah, veri-pah-pah. Cross-haw? Recep ha very ha ha wait was that close? What is the largest internal organ in the human body the what what is the largest Internal organ in the human body see intestine right one of them. Yeah, the larger the smaller small incorrect large Incorrect is it your your brain oh no lungs heart rum the veins the veins that was very Charlie Day it's always sunny the veins it is the way like your cells work too.

The largest internal organ in the body is the liver. That's false. You're so stupid. That's false. No way. Also, again, I had this gripe with the show when it was on and Jeff Foxworthy was running that show. But there's no way fifth graders know this.

I just learned cursive in fifth grade that's what public school does to you I was in a private school delivers the largest and true that's so fucking again that's false is that Google AI or is that my favorite thing is you just don't believe me after the skin the skin that's I meant to internal Oregon you dumb idiot we read the question is my guy you just call me smart guy you said double negative that makes me a positive buddy super smart guy you just call me that also we didn't even say the skin I thought it that's why I was the person the veins The veins

Where were the first fireworks invented China that's correct a hexagon has how many sides six that's correct The energy of moving an object is also called kinetic. That's correct. Good job. Good job. What is the closest planet to the Sun? It's Mercury or Venus, I'm gonna say Mercury say the other one so we get a right Teamwork all right, that's and that's are you smarter than a fifth grader? I would say pretty close. Yeah. Yeah, okay Do you think you're smarter than a fifth grader? I would say mark pretty close. Yeah. Yeah, okay, the vein Yes, you're smarter than a high schooler No, no

All right, yes, yes Realistically whatever bullshit questions you've been up No, I can definitely number the kids are gonna smoke smoke apples When did World War one begin for who that's important information that's a good question and if this was the ACTs, I'd write in, it was not worded correctly. Pass. Fuck, I don't even know. 19, I'll just say one, you say one. 1908.

No, that's not it. Go, go, go, go higher. 1932. Oh, neither of you are correct. 1914. Who invented the printing press? Alexander Graham Bell Washington telephone Alexander printer print out Francis Scott key The pre Alexander printer print out Francis Scott key

Atticus Finch Gutenberg ah yes Gutenberg. Oh goody the Cold War is a conflict between Who the Soviets and us the United States? Historical figure is not on is not on Mount Rushmore George Washington Alexander Hamilton Theodore Roosevelt Hamilton That's a play What is the power what is what is the powerhouse of the cell mitochondria That's correct. What is the largest continent in the world? Asia That's correct. What is the largest continent in the world? Asia

Yeah, I think so yeah, that's correct. What is the smallest planet in the solar system besides Pluto? I Think this one's mercury. Is it Mars or Mercury or Venus? Cuz Venus one of those three Venus is penis Venus's penis Whose penis one-third of the planets. I mean you're pretty good He does sound like that yeah, he does look at that stupid hat. I'm gonna say mercury. I'm gonna say Venus mercury is correct What year did Titanic sink?

1908 Actually 32 no because it was after World War two, isn't it? Let me be honest. I almost said December 7th 1941, but that's Pearl Harbor and That's an answer to one of your questions, right? No, damn it. What would it be? I don't know. When did it sink? Uh, I Don't think my parents were alive 56 48 48 final answer locking it in Bob 1912 god damn it how many protons are in a water molecule?

To to Ten Which body system did you go h2o and just say to me well I was trying to figure out where it is yeah whatever yeah um we do hydrogen oxygen I think is hydrogen helium lithium beryllium boron remember that yeah which body system help prevent illness immune system. That's great. How many bones are in an adult human body. It's like two hundred seventy six minus one. It's one minus one of them. Negative one. It's just all veins The veins feed the body how many one bone I care about that's the veins

I'm gonna lose in fantasy. What color stars wait, what was the answer? Oh 206 I Was close. I just put a seven between my was close to a minus one so we're closer which color star is the hottest? The brightest one white Where's it blue? It is blue? Shine bright like a dime. I don't like this one, but where do earthquakes most likely occur fault lines That's great, or I would accept it, tectonic plates. Yeah, borders. What connects muscles to bones?

Tissue. Dumb-aids. Tissue. Incorrect, incorrect. Protein. Muscles to bones, ligaments. Tendons. Tendons.

Tendons. Who wrote the book Pride and Prejudice? A woman. J.K. Rowling. Jane Austen. Told you. Close, start with a J. Who watches Over the People 1884 Jesus The Lord and Savior Jesus Santa it's big brother The Sue's can the Sue's Canal connects which body of water the Suez Canal Two big ones easy, it's a Suez Canal, okay Where is it? It connects two big bodies of water. What are those two bodies of water? The big one and the slightly bigger one. I'm going to say it's a canal.

So it's kind of like a roundabout. Trick question. Two highways. It's a circle with a color. What would it be? Suez is it was canal it sounds not why I Lost in fantasy just right there. What a nasty boy that big ends team He does is he happy you're sad right now Suez canal sounds

Not hot southern. I think southern to Spanish or the Spanish The cousins Spanish cousins cousins. I'm gonna say it connects the Atlanta and the Pacific Incorrect Mediterranean and the Red Sea cool. What's gonna get that what I was thinking that but I thought it was yeah Too niche for us to figure that one out What's the most or what's the world's largest desert? Sahara that's correct How many elements are on the periodic table? Oh

table oh 298 no 198 picture a periodic table a lot in there. I'd say 98 then hydrogen helium 106 It started again Hydrogen helium lithium beryllium boron and then there's K which is potassium But I don't think that's next and then there's gold gold, which is, I believe that's AG, right? Or AU. I think AU. And AG is silver.

I'm going to say, OK, across the top, it's like 4, 10, 10 rows. 5 rows. 98. 108. I wanted you to, like, over you guys talking, just put the sponge about 26 minutes later It's a 118 Okay, I was close you were close. You were close. How many notes are in a major scale?

What what is that eight? That is correct. What did he ask? I think it's a musical thing. I went, I went, wait, I go, what are our notes in a skit? I go, I think it maxes out at three 50. I think we did pretty good. I think it's considered. It sees get degrees. Yeah. We agreed. We agree. You might have graduated, but we're the guys that are like, oh yeah, college. Let's go for a walk in the park. Yeah, we went to $10 All You Can Drink Mug Club on Water

Street. Yeah. We're going to WCTC, but we're hanging out with our friends at Milwaukee. Because we don't have any friends that went to Madison. No, God no. God no. But we meet people through getting drunk with them at the bars. Yeah, like they came home for Thanksgiving Oh you go there We're in town visiting some other friends. We'll come for the game. We'll cover the game the game

Yeah, and then I'm visiting some other friends there We're gonna come to the game, but I'll try to meet up with you You just only go to their tailgate We go to the tailgate and then we don't have a place to stay cuz we actually don't have friends that my friends got Too drunk my way to try to stay with you guys sure and then it while they're asleep. We steal their mattresses They're too drunk they didn't fall asleep with a mattress they're on the couch or on the carpet they're on the toilet They're in the kitchen floor. Did you ever college? How many times you actually sleep in your bed? on the carpet, they're on the toilet, they're in the kitchen floor. Did you ever college? Yeah, dude.

How many times did you actually sleep in your bed? Not a lot. It was mostly in your mom's, but. Oh! She did go to college with Judd. With the same age. Mom? Who's my real dad?

Oh yeah, you'd have been taller. My mom's still short. Who's my real dad? My mom's still short also you're not that much taller than I What a nasty shit talk so what's our plan for for Halloween here next week? What are we gonna? Do are we gonna be are we gonna? We should give up candy. How are we going to do? We're missing the Monster Mash for an hour. That should be the episode we just sit there and try not to dance.

It's a Graveyard Smash. That'll be our title, Monster Mash, on repeat for 24 hours. I guarantee you it gets the most views we've ever got. With our feet up. With our feet up, yeah. It's just us going, It was a Monster Mash. The Monster Mash. Was a Graveyard Smash. We've ever with our feet up with our feet up. Yeah

You know we should only dress up our feet Each toes a different like it has to be like from a movie each toes a different character in that movie be the cast of Shrek What's something from the 60s that you'd feel like you're comfortable with so we can do all the James Bond James Bond so bond bond bond, but yeah This is money penny. I want to be all the colors of the Power Rangers Thinking out of toes well, then I'll do which would kill do Pokemon here Which one killed the guy? The orange oh yeah, I did powers you did kill someone wait really yeah Yeah, I don't know what color he was the evil Sorghans that attacked the world. I don't think it matters what color he was.

That's pretty rude. I feel like you're profiling right now. That was good. Shit, I get canceled now. No, you're canceled. Not beeping that one out. What color was he, probably white Power Ranger that killed the guy just gonna clip these all out of context yeah but anything we say and then we'll just cut to one of these yeah but what color was he just save those in a library oh he was the red wild force Ranger I'm glad we emphasize the wild force Rangers he only went to jail for three years for voluntary manslaughter of his roommate.

That's because it was voluntary. With a sword! With a sword? Were they LARPing? I wonder if they were. Can you imagine dying by sword? Now? That's suck now? It's dying by so I'm not afraid of needle so like it's like a big needle they argued over girlfriends They're you know I think needle to sword is no longer a big knee. It's just a sword If you guys there with a lightsaber, that's a big needle if I was high baby I'd get that you just said, but I don't understand what you just said yeah, can you repeat that one more time? He said so or he goes needle sword aren't even the same thing because it's a sword. Yeah it's too big. It's needles are bladed. Needles are just pointed. Yeah. So I think it's a little bit different. You dumb idiot. You know it's a Power Rangers sword. Yeah yeah. Like you took it from the movie.

You took it from the show. like what uh what's a Power Rangers sword did you watch Power Rangers growing up yeah there's Power Rangers my I thought it was only sports you were on a different TV weren't you oh I mean yeah I mean my dad wasn't watching constantly we need to fall asleep I would watch power my brother was obsessed with Power Rangers and the Lolo Ranger. Lolo Ranger? Lolo Ranger, yeah. I was green, but I never really watched Power Rangers.

The only reason why I would ever watch it was because of my uncle Danny. He would watch it. I liked Power Rangers. I liked turtles. That's what it felt like when I said I liked Power Rangers. You liked Power Rangers? Yeah. Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh! Star Wars and Pirates. Just give me Star Wars and Pirates. Star Wars and Pirates. That's what it felt like when I said I liked the Power Rangers. Like the Power Rangers? Yeah.

Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh. Star Wars and Pirates. Just give me Star Wars and Pirates. Star Wars and Pirates. I enjoyed Star Wars. I used to have lightsaber battles in the backyard with my friend. With swords, not our penises. That was weird, wasn't it?

That was like he was trying to say that he didn't. Yeah, but I did. You guys ever had sword fights? Like while you pee on a urinal? He was like trying to like say that he didn't. Yeah, but I did. You guys ever had sword fights? Like while you pee out a urinal? Do you ever cross-trained with another gentleman? Yeah. There was one time we were at the Salty Toad.

I'm sorry if I've said this story before. But I knew that's what you called your penis. At the Salty Toad, there is a thing where there's two urinals and a stall we're in line and there's a long line and we finally get up there and Me my buddy Dane Are sitting there and there's one urinal open and the stall is open and

There's one drunk guy that is closest to the to the stall And he's peeing so I go in the stall and my buddy Dane takes the urinal and I come on I get done. And now the drunk guy is leaning up against the stall peeing into my friend Danes. You know just just like long range shooting. And D is like what the hell? There's like pee coming over. You have to fight on command right there. But you have to finish peeing. You have to finish peeing first. You can't fight a man with his penis out. That's when he's least expecting a fight. You gotta pee on him first. I'm coming it's like that's tough that's a tough one do you do you do you come when you pee you know once I got asked on a

school bus and I stopped taking the bus But I had a senior in high school come up to me while the fresh me goes Do you can you get a boner while you're taking a shit? and I was like I don't think I belong on the public bus anymore and I started walking home I didn't walk home, but I called my dad. I was like, you need to pick me up. That's big for the program right there. I might not lose my fantasy line or match.

You're winning, right? You're going to win. Yeah. It's so annoying. Come on, another beer. That's fair. Have another beer With me

Should we end this feels like a weird episode I think we I think we've been going through it We've been just thinking about the salty toads Halloween costumes coming and peeing. Yeah, I'm coming Booze better come to a comedy show Go voting December 21st. There's a golf outing next year Yeah, come Jack's gonna plan the whole thing. It's all it's sponsored by Again I don't want to keep Beeps yeah, oh I'm getting better at it. Yeah better at it Yeah, do great the one or I beeped out her name was uh, I thought it was Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep How do I do this again? I just remembered I was like it's either that or we're saying too much Yeah, yeah, that's true

I'll end the episode with a funny story of so I've had a sick cat this week and This past week and it ate a string and it got in its intestines and wrapped around its feces So it couldn't poop it up. So this cat's in so much pain you know can't can't move and then I take it to the vet on Thursday night to go get an enema. We get to the vet and there's this dog screaming and just yelling and it's like it's crazy I was like oh man it's me and the cat just sitting there waiting for the vet and the vet goes and takes it back and gives the enema to the cat and

Then they're like, all right, we're gonna wait 15 minutes and we'll sit the cat in a little box and Let's do its business and then you should be good to go. You have to give it some vitamins, but you're fine So we wait and they come back in after 15 minutes They're like, hey your cat isn't liking it. And I'm simply like, yeah, because there's this dog screaming like I wouldn't. I can't go into that pressure. I guess there's wild. So, OK, well, take it home. And it will probably just like a litter box. So.

I put it I put it in my. It's all over the car. Yeah, I put it in. I put it in the in the thing and I put it in the passenger seat and probably as soon as we left, they just can't stop. It couldn't stop. There's nothing they could do. So now around nine o'clock at night, I have all the windows down. The cat is screaming because it wants to get out of

the car. I'm screaming just gripping the hand wheel. Well cat is just violently shooting. Could not stop going to the bathroom. That's so the cat's good right. The cat's great. That's awesome. But it was yeah it was quite the ordeal and then we get home and then I have to It's like obviously to have to wash everything Brand new car. Yeah, I'm be honest. Oh shit. That's right. I Don't know why I thought you were gonna go. Yeah, you can't shit cuz the dog screaming and I go So they put the dog down and then the cat shit Well, I'm glad your cat's okay. Congratulations. You're also a dumb cat. Why is he eating strength.

Well that's all right. Yeah. OK. Well see you guys. Thank you.