Fat Chance Podcast - Mistakes Happen Ep. 175

Episode Date: July 24, 2025

Join Us For the 3rd Annual Fat Chance Classic on August 23rd!https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScLUPibx5HjIkU_kKZwgvYnqWdAsWu_zH7n0Hd74gMEVR2uVw/viewform?usp=share_link&ouid=107974729027762570319NEVER have a hangover again w/ Booze Better Supplements!Seriously, we can't recommend this enough!Use the link below to start drinking better and recovering faster!https://www.supplementsolutions.us/?ref=67FwapSjNHdTKoWe have fallen in love with COMFRT Hoodies and it's time for you to do the same! Use our code for 15% off the best anxiety sweatshirt on the market!https://www.comfrt.com/MICHAEL52440PATREON!!!! patreon.com/fatchancestudiosCHECK OUT THE NEW FAT CHANCE SHORTS CHANNEL!!! @FatChanceShorts https://youtube.com/@FatChanceShorts?si=wCjiBc0ddHEYk_bsGet your Chewzie TODAY! @TheChewzie https://www.thechewzie.comCheck Out The Crew:Michael - @michaelcuske on everythingJudd Reminger - @juddremingerscomedy7298 @juddreminger on all othersDiego Avila - @trashpimp (talent & photography)

Hi, welcome to fat chance. My name is Michael Kuski And I'm Jack Sarasoli and I am Josh Smith and I Are you supposed to Eric Smith? Come on. He's got a good. I just keep everyone but you yeah Obviously we didn't have it we didn't have an episode last week because Michael and his HR lady was at a Coldplay concert yes last week so he was busy we were at a concert last week yeah oh yeah I know we saw you on the Jumbotron. Yeah. Yeah, no, HR's not too happy about that one.

Dude, that is so funny. I would say HR was very happy. Well, part HR was. Did you see that guy's response? That was fake. That was a fake response. He didn't put out anything. He didn't put out anything?

No. Whoever wrote that response was like if it was like a real response He's like, you know, this isn't my fault Yeah, that's all to you guys, which is incredible Yeah, that was if that was a fake response, which I wish it was real. I wish it was real. That's Glad you even for me now. That's that's not real. I That's that's not real. I uh That's that's wild. I think I Think every

Every concert now every big name concert. You should it should just be instead of a kiss cam anymore It's just like the the side chick cam like see if we can find the most guilty looking couple Out there also though. You know there's a cam there you and you see it going off Get off each other I think there's a lot of people that like Are I mean that just just naive? I mean if you're if you're already doing This nefarious thing you're just naive to it and you don't think of others so why would you think of other

people around you you know because you're already not thinking about the people closest to you. So it's like yeah. You got too comfortable in that affair there. I mean I feel like if you're in a affair, you gotta be on edge at all times. Also, I mean. Head on a swivel, head on a swivel. I saw some, I saw some TikTok too. I don't know what it was. And again, I don't know if it's real or not,

but it was like the daughter of the CEO made like a video, it was like. That's awful. Is that really? Yeah, she doesn't yeah, she doesn't have I think they have boys there's no daughters in there and their kids are a lot younger What I saw though was like a guy reacting to this video And you see part of it where it was like finally coming to terms with reality after my dad's affair

And he's like what have we come to that we? my dad's affair and he's like what have we come to that we people are viewing their like quote-unquote trauma as like this is financial opportunity. Oh that's how that girl did that. It's obviously it's absurd though. The little things we're calling trauma too now like no you just had a bad day. Everyone's everyone's latching on to to it and I think I mean the jokes are are Overused now like there's so much like everyone had the same joke like Pretty much the same joke that everyone was on Twitter or or any social media or that day was I? Think I'd be more embarrassed going to a Coldplay concert than yeah, you know that was just the same joke

I like seeing all the AI Versions of like two different people and the same thing. I think those are fun suplex her and stuff No, or it's just like instead of like the CEO and the HR lady. It's like Walter White and like Jessie's girlfriend. Just different weird affairs from TV shows I thought would be like. Yeah, that's funny.

Michael and Pam from The Office. I think those are great. There's a lot of promotion, like bands where they're like, hey, we don't have a kiss cam at our concert, come out and bring your mistress to the table like a lot of people it Did you have any shows this weekend? Is where you like made some jokes about it or anything? No I I don't yeah, so like doing that kind of stuff from like well the joke is so limited

Yeah, it's so limited and it's like you can't use like I you can't use it next weekend because it's already people are over it You know so it's so like short time. So if you write one, it's you have to understand that This is a throwaway Don't spend too much time in it if it comes to you and it's original or you think it's original at least at least do Something with it, you know so My the one thing I said on my show I said

Nothing brings America together Like like taking down a CEO nothing like we love it whether it's a submarine or Mario's brother is going crazy or This guy's shitty music and in and taste, you know And then I said also it's it's very funny because you know that he had a conversation with his wife before going goes Babe, you have nothing to worry about HR will be there. Okay Yeah, it's I actually saw a post. It was like each summer we like summer sacrifices a CEO on the world's We like summer sacrifices a CEO on the world's behalf That's fine. Oh, and it was this submersible It was the we geez Reverend and there was like some whale one, but I didn't get that one. That's maybe too far

Yeah, it's very funny who who what would you what's next year's CEO? What's the scandal if you had to pick? What's gonna happen? next year's CEO I think there it's gonna be like it's gonna be like a rich accident again I think we're gonna go back like you know like the submersible is a rich accident We're getting another submersible, but like yeah like he's like couldn't do like a rich activity and and die You know like maybe Bezos trying to do another space visit or something like that like the Katy Perry Bezos trying to do another space visit or something like that. Like the Katy Perry blockhead. Yeah. Bezos is gone. Yeah, that's I like that. Just every three years, it's.

It's like billionaire activities that just shouldn't have been done. Yeah, because they're all in. They put themselves in harm's way because they need to feel something, you know, because they've I saw another post yesterday or they were interviewing one of the guys who helped build that submersible and he's like I told him I would never get in this oh yeah guy asked me to pilot it and he's like I would never get in this thing yeah there's a doctor like all about the things that he did wrong.

Yeah. And they told him he was doing it and he goes, like he made quotes that were like insane. He goes like, safety has never been on the side of greatness or legends or something like that. Yeah, but you're not, how many times, it's not a submersible. There's a difference. Like if there's a boat and you're above the water, it's a lot easier to find you than you imploding at however many feet below the water. Yeah, it's crazy. It's crazy that that was a thing to go see another boat that sank.

Like they're like, oh, let's bring a boat down to where the other boat killed a bunch of people it's very stupid it's like rich people problems like I would never want to do that. I honestly am amazed how long we looked for them like that's how you know they had money is like we spent way too long looking like you they also they also knew that it was yeah they also knew it was imploded as well. They heard the pop on the system. Yeah, so what were you looking for? Yeah, well I guess you didn't exactly know it was a pop. You kind of have to still find the wreckage, I guess.

You have to, you know? What wreckage? I feel like at that Like depth it is things just disintegrate Yeah, I'm there still there's still some some pieces of it because it just like did they think it's like a Yeah, and isn't it like a it's like a pressurized tube. It's cool. So it's like like Yeah So it's like like Yeah, it's a big ocean expert big big ocean experts we're here with But yeah, we didn't have an episode out last week and we're very sorry and

And to make up for it. We're gonna do it normal episode normal length and do nothing different So literally nothing different I'm not even gonna apologize. It's a Yeah, I got I was excited. I was gonna do an in-person one and then it just Things didn't work out things didn't work out and I was like fuck it. I'm not going to try and scramble to get it done. It was interesting. We went out on a Monday last week and I went out yesterday too. Things are getting a little out of hand over here.

Yesterday was Monday. Yeah. Well last Monday I went out. Oh okay. And then we went to the Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. And then went to the air church concert. Great show. Yesterday, um, I'm doing some, some part-time work for this, this golfing

company and they sent me to a Tito's golf tournament. They're like, just go play in it. Have some fun. I was like, all right, so I'll go Monday. I was able to bring someone I Brought my buddy Garrett who I met here, and it was the second annual Tito's like barefoot brawl So it was just a par three nine holes bring a couple clubs Barefoot and I mean Tito's is doing pretty well. I think and

so It was just unlimited Tito's drinks just transfusions left and right get there two hours early have a bloody They had blue pan pizza for us all these goodies and whatnot and then next thing I know it's like three o'clock in the afternoon on a Monday. I was like whole fuck and Yeah, it was a good time and we're going to a comedy show last night afterwards I was like I'm in a great mood. It's a good time and I'm going to a comedy show last night afterwards. I was like I'm in a great mood It's a good time. There's that's fun. It's a liberating experience knowing like hey it like when we started drinking it was like 1045 Monday morning Something about this is wrong

But something about this is so right like it was such a service industry outing It's just all people who like sell Tito's at their establishment They're like come on. Yeah, go. It's gotta. Yeah, who's got a you know who's off on a Monday? You know? Yeah, I look that whole hecklers there, too. That's fun. I I golfed a black wolf run on Sunday Which is a very nice Kohler. Have you ever golfed there? I have not, no. It's Whistling Straits little sister. It's all connected like that's all like the same people. So it's like the same staff and everything. And they had like massage tables at the range and stuff

with masseuses and stuff. So yeah, I got a massage before before the round and everything and like a bunch of just like you grab like I could have all these tea free teas and bag markers and all and you just fill your pockets fill and you free hot dogs and things like that the turn it's like oh this is great every once in a while you want to golf and feel like hey i could do whatever i want here i'm the free stuff golfing it's already expensive to be there i'm taking advantage of all but if i'm at a course and they give you free tees you best believe i'm grabbing all mine and my partners if he doesn't use them the nicest golf cart i've ever been in if he doesn't use them. The nicest golf cart I've ever been in,

it was also speakers up in there, and had this screen that was playing the PGA course, or the PGA round at the open, so you could click home and see the scorecard of what they're doing and everything, which was dope and stuff, yeah. That's nice. Did you golf well? Yes and no, I did just dope and stuff. Yeah. That's nice. Did you all fall?

Yes and no, I did and I didn't. It's like, you know, none of the greens were, like you go up and down and up and down. Yeah, very undulated. You hit the green, you still gotta work to get even close, you know? And then I had a couple shots where I was like, all right, this might be the aiming point,

but you're blind, you can't see it. So it's like, I think this is aiming point, and then I look at the card and like, okay, that should be it, and I hit it, and I'm like, oh, that's way too far, like that's, because you couldn't even like, gun it or anything so yeah it was a couple couple OB shots that got me but I I was still under a hundred for

the for the run which is always good and those really really nice courses so that's what you gotta ask for I had the other weekend I shot an 83 which is really nice that felt good and then I then I'll be at another tournament this Friday and next Monday, get some golfing at these courses. The courses I've seen since working for some of these golf companies are incredible. I mean, when you guys, eventually I know you guys come out here, visit Wogolf,

I have five or six courses now that I'm like, we have to go here. We have to go here. Yeah, we have to go here It's there was one. I mean just it looks like you're in red rocks on One hole and I was like, oh my god. This is this is incredible. I don't even care if I don't play well I was looking at like red rocks like who's playing at red rocks and and because that's still an all-time like concert venue for me to go to But there was no one that the person I wanted to see was was already sold out something. I have to Who do you wanna see?

Gregory Allen Isikoff Say that I just had a stroke Gregory Allen Isikoff is who I wanted to see. what is he is this like a magician or a musician? Magician he's a magician. He's like really good. He's like if Chris angel met like David Blaine now he's like I would say a Folk cowboy Western artists, I would say just like very chill. It's what I put on when I when I cook, you know, it's very very Uh low-key music. So Um, but yeah, he's great

Uh, but come to our golf outing which is on august 23rd Yeah Yeah, come to our outing Um, I have reached the point in planning this outing that I want it over with Yeah, you always get to that point, but yeah You kind of plateau on excitement and then you want to get the outing over with I just want to get there. Just get me to the day where I have paid our deposit and I have the set number of people locked in because now I'm in the like limbo with like nine teams being like are you gonna play or

not it's like well you better figure it out soon because you have you have actually a week and a half to figure out whether or not you are playing yeah third annual fat chance classic 2025 you want to be a part of the Buddy Golf Club? Show up. If not, I don't show up. I'm excited for it, but like I've reached my burnout with logistics for sure. That's fair. I mean, I, you totally understand, like, just, I I mean planning it and we got we got a lot of teams Already signed up, but we of course want as many as we can so there's definitely a We will window we're gonna we've I've Determined our cap for the year, so we have I think there's six spots available left six or seven spots available

Yeah, so get those teams in six spots six seven spots left We'll have a lot of fun. But you know, I'm excited. I'm excited for it the whole weekend is gonna be good So do you have a game for this week? It's my do you know really you want to get to that? Let's do that Okay, I feel like I need some energy right now. I'm a little tired today Okay flip your camera we did a Okay. I feel like I need some energy right now. I'm a little tired today. Okay, flip your camera. We did a uh, Rachel has a friend in town and they do like a family trip each year. I guess this year they decided to go to Colorado Springs and they're here through tomorrow afternoon. So uh today Rachel head off. We decided we were gonna go to Golden, Colorado and we did some some tubing some like two brafting not really like a slow float but like you're

going through like mini rapids and stuff like that fun a lot of fun but you spent a day in the Sun and in the water like you're you're tired that's a special gets it tired yes like it it's a tired or like you know what a nap actually sounds good and I wouldn't feel guilty about it. Well today's game it's gonna be pretty pretty fun. I I went on a little little deep dive and I like facts and things like that, but I found a bunch of products that were created on accident, which I think is great. Okay.

So I have 15 things, and you have to tell me if it was created on accident or not. Okay. Okay. Are you gonna tell me what the accident was, if it was? Yes, yes. If it was on accident, I will tell you how it was on accident.

If it wasn't on accident, then I won't, because obviously it's, they were just trying to make that. It was an accident, I will tell you how it was on accident. If it wasn't on accident, then I won't. Because obviously, they were just trying to make that. I was just trying to make that. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So, first one, potato chips. Accident.

That is correct. In 1853, George Crumb, what a nameidentally created created the potato chip because the customer repeatedly complained about thick cut fries So he sliced the potatoes so thin and fried them to a crisp and it became a hit Isn't that well, yeah, I like that Just just someone was someone was just kept sending the fries back back and he got so pissed that he just made him so thin How thick of a fry Do you think cuz like now people love potato wedges? Yeah, like were you just giving him half a potato?

But I guess yeah that right there was an angry angry on he goes. Oh, yeah, you want it then Yeah, all right was. Was this on accident? Posted notes. I'm gonna say no. That is incorrect. It was on accident. The 3M chemist, you know, 3M company, Spencer Silver was trying to create the super strong adhesive to like a super glue and ended up making a weak reusable one that later called the

Post-it Note. Yeah I'm curious like how that works and like I would love this is one of your watch show how it's made yeah, I would like to see how a post-it note is made. I really would like is are they doing just like a giant sheet of paper and they cut it up into small sections or They making them individual every time my favorite thing is like you you've got to imagine the guy be like all right I got this really strong glue, and then obviously it just doesn't work doesn't work. You're like, damn it, but it does stick. It does work, it does work. All right, was this an accident? Funyuns.

No, this can't be an accident. This has to be on purpose. I believe it's on purpose, because I love Funyuns. That is correct, Funyuns were on purpose. Yeah, and you know what, for everyone who says, oh, you're weird if you like Funions No Funions are absolutely delicious and I think the creator of the Funion

Yeah, I haven't had a Funion since I was 10 years old probably they're so good I'll have to try one the microwave oven I I'll have to try one. The microwave oven. I feel like it's on accident, but they were trying to create something pretty damn similar. Well, you are correct, in 1945, Percy Spencer was experimenting with a magnetron and noticed that the chocolate bar in his pocket was melting Which led to him to develop a microwave oven? That means his nuts were cooking. Oh, dude. He's not what does he have kids are they all there? There's no more Spencer's

All right was was this an accident? Pop Rocks. Oh, that's interesting. Cause I can definitely see that being an accident. That is incorrect. It was not an accident. I know!

I'd love a good Pop Rock. I'd love a good Pop Rock. Really? Are you kidding me? It's such a fun kid. When you're a kid, like my dad showed me pop rocks like the first time. I was like no way they actually pop in your mouth. You put them in, you just do that slight little uh. Just a second and you're like, your dad's like alright just do a little. And you're like yeah but what would it sound like if I did the whole package and then you got the whole package pop right? I need to do two packages at once. You're like damn

Double package you're wild and I'm twisting chocolate chip cookies Again, I think I went accident That is correct. It was made an accident in 1930 Ruth Wakefield owner of toll house in Was trying to make a cookie That ran out of Baker's chocolate so they're trying to make like just a chocolate cookie and Substitute Nestle chocolate bar and expecting them to melt, but they didn't contained her shape. So therefore the chocolate chip cookie was created

Interesting interesting Yeah, you're trying to make a cookie you were trying to make a cookie They were trying to make a cookie, but they were trying to make a chocolate chip cookie They were trying they were hoping it would like like a bar like a yeah like a swirl. Okay No, that makes sense and tollhouse look at that. Yeah, so house every day Was this on accident corn flakes? No, I think that was on purpose

That is incorrect. That was an accident Keith Kellogg will Keith Kellogg three names apparently Who was trying to find a wholesome vegetarian food to feed patients? When will accidentally left boiled wheat sitting out one day So it went stale and flaky and without throwing it away He baked it instead and it yielded a satisfied crunch, which is now corn flakes See that's interesting that's a ball. I was like I left food out So long that it like if you left something out and turned flaky you're like I'm tossing this Yeah, his mind was like bake it. You got to appreciate those minds. You have to like there's always like

like a Guarantee you've had this with someone you're like who do you think discovered milk for the first time? I was like you know what let's drink the white liquid that comes out of cows It's it's there is just a game changer of a guy who just risking it all All right was this an accident scented candles I'm gonna say no. That is correct. No. Yeah.

Was this an accident? Ice cube trays? Yes. Incorrect. That was on purpose. Interesting. Yeah. Yeah, I get it.

Because was it... I guess you don't have the reason but I'd say like the reason like they're done chipping off from a giant ice block and they're like let's just just make this smaller and easier to use yeah exactly yeah it was just it just probably just came down to a smaller function of it you know yeah um was this on accident the sl Yes, Slinky was an accident. That is correct. During World War II, an engineer named Richard James wanted to help the troops by inventing

a spring that could stabilize important instruments on a naval ship. During the times of rough sea, while working on the spring, one was knocked off the table and it walked all the way down to the floor And it recoiled itself and stood upright after showing his wife this She determined that it should be a toy for children called the slinky Wow, I Love I love between this guy and the and the post-it note guy got to get together and be like listen We're actually not that smart smart we're just really fucking lucky yeah they're a good

class half full cut type of guy you know yeah I love also the fact that this is supposed to be a military grade spring to support heavy machinery and then you watch this flimsy like you had to pick that thing up and just been like this isn't it like this is obviously this can't be it And they're like, you know, no, this is this is what I tested then it just walked. He probably made millions He probably is rich full slinky Was this on accident the first Jackson Pollock painting No

It was a painting But you know what the Jackson Pollock paintings are, right? I sometimes had to do a fecal Jackson Pollock. Yeah, where you do the splatter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a Jackson Pollock painting, and now you're correct. They are not accents that are made specifically. I feel like you couldn't say any piece of art is on accident like you deliberately did that That's is it an accident. It's as famous as it is Maybe but no no art can be yeah an accident

Okay, that's fair. That's a good way of looking at it Yeah, a lot of people say that he got lucky with his paint You know he gets lucky just sprays a bunch of paint on it and doesn't, you know, care about it. But yeah, there you go. Was this an accident? Viagra. Yes. That is correct. Viagra was originally developed to treat Inega, which I don't know what Inega is. What? A-N-G-I-N-A It's just a heart condition that consists in the vessels and that supplies the heart with blood. But during the drug trials, the pills that were taken were insufficient.

But however, it did yield another result, increased blood flow to the male patients. That they got well endowed boners this guy all right we're at three of four on the mount rushmore of my invention didn't actually work but made me millions dude we have viagra slinky and what was it posted notes i mean those those three and i would say if i had to be one of those three i'd want to be mr viagra because that one's gotta be worth millions. Unreal just like be like alright does this help your heart? No but Doc I'm real excited to be here. Doc I can't wait to get home. Was this an accident? tie-dye shirts

No, I Think it's too easy to be an accident. It's got to be on purpose that is correct sound purpose the same thing with with the art That's what they were trying to go after yeah, that's art. Yeah, yeah Was this an accident? WD-40. Yes. This guy probably wanted to get some cooking oil. And was like, wow, this really helps me lube up the gears. So this one, I think, is you can go either way. I would say it's not an accident because the chemists

of this rocket chemical company was working on rust prevention for missiles, which WD-40 is technically rust prevention. However, this is the 40th formula that worked, which is why it's called water displacement 40th. WD-40. Interesting. Yeah. So no, I wouldn't call that an accident then yeah

but I think a lot of people use WD 40 as like lubricant rather than rust prevention and That makes sense Yeah, pretty well and then here's your last one was this an accident your brother Andrew No, he was on purpose I was actually the accident Yeah, my my mom calls me her wanted mistake there you go, they wanted me just a year later Okay, so yeah, that's why I'm so young at heart me her wanted mistake. There you go. They wanted me just a year later. OK. So.

There you go. That's why I'm so young and hard. OK. Fair enough. Yeah. And there's, was it an accident? Was it an accident? That's interesting.

We got to find the fourth of the Mount Rushmore of, I'm actually not that smart. I'm just lucky. Put it in the comments. Yeah. That would be a comments. Yeah, who is? That would be a great. It'd be awesome if people actually commented more stuff other than like, holy shit, I just, to your feet.

And yeah, if you could give me a, you know what, if you want to make that comment, make that comment, but also include. You also have to give us a happy accent. Otherwise, we'll delete your comment. We'll just delete it. Yeah. That's some good community management right there Just all interaction we

Yeah, yeah, that was good There's a bunch of there's a bunch from that like is like You can tell like silly Putty was an accident. They were trying to make a rubber, like a rubber for tires, and Silly Putty got invented instead. Silly Putty, Silly Putty is a good one. I wonder, what about like, Play-Doh? Play-Doh has to be like a...

Play-Doh was one I saw on a list that was an accident It was an accident really yep, that's gotta silly silly play-doh or like cousins. They gotta be like the same yeah those were too easy I don't want to bro. Yeah, those are Play-dohs do you ever do were you ever a play-doh or silly putty guy? No, I don't think so. I don't really remember what kind of toys I played with when I was a kid which I don't think so. I don't really remember what kind of toys I played with when I was a kid, which I don't know I mean I was very Sport heavy so a lot of like whatever sports I was into I played

I was I played with stuff like that. What about this? This could have been an accident shrinkie dings remember those That was a shrink II dink you don't know where the Shrinky Dink is no. It's your penis alright, so we are leaving It's yeah, I'm just kidding no Shrinky Dink is You just color something and then you put in the oven then it shrinks up and do Like a you can make it into like a keychain Okay, hell yeah, yeah, I mean we'll end it at penis I don't want to go on this Shrinky Dink Shrinky Dink now that you say it enough times it sounds sexual it does it was it was your name in high school

I believe it was Shrinky Dink No, I didn't even shrink. I just shorty dorky or something like that is was me We can end on this The passing of Ozzy Osbourne happened today Yeah, does that affect you at all? No most things don't affect me Yeah, like peace let's all get out there and eat a bat uh... uh... yes like peace

let's all get out there and eat a bat well it is twenty twenty five well it is this it is now the Sabbath you know tankers in black Sabbath suddenly and should work today and i was just having and i think no one should work today to honor the Sabbath you know uh... well get out there, eat a bat,

rest in peace, Ozzy Ozzy, come to our golf hunting, come to the golf hunting, drink booze better, and go get yourselves some Shrinky Dinks. Shrinky Dinks! Three, two, Music