Fat Chance Podcast - Not Enough Billionaires Ep.169
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But yeah, no after that Saturday we kind of we checked out a coffee shop we wanted to
try called my buddy Connor over went tried out a brewery then it just rained the whole
time so came back we we went had a few beers went out and we're like we should we're kind
of over this right now we are back here just hanging out me Rach and Connor like 845 I was like oh my god
this is this is when people are starting to go out so now no that's that's true
that is true yo it's totally fine I was totally fine with it. And then Sunday, it's such a long weekend. Sunday was
farmers market and just chilling. Yesterday we did like a five mile hike and came home,
did some meal prep and passed out.
Yeah, there's, I mean the thing about, never got me was you could always go out at any point in time.
Like the people that you're going out with, you are there with, unless you're meeting
people out at a certain time, that's different.
But for the most part, they're like, oh, we have to wait until this time to go out.
No, just go out.
Come back early.
Who cares?
It's time doesn't make sense.
The way to go out is college. They were like, um
We're a bunch of single people. You're all like, you know what? Let's we're gonna go meet other single people
hopefully
Hopefully I get to talk to a lady. Yeah, I'm gonna need plenty of booze
So that's why it's we're going later in the night. So I have ample time to do so. Yeah, that's just
Later in the night, so I have ample time to do so yeah, that's just did it I did didn't want people to fully see you did single Michael talked a lot of ladies when they were out or what?
No single Michael just sat by the bar
Just like all right, I worked through a lot of
Cool. Yeah, just like all right. I work through a lot of
College like the back half of college. I just bartended and at least
Once or twice a weekend. I was at the bar. I mean put working. Yeah
Yeah, that that is a that is a thing that a lot of people you know in college don't do they don't work They you know just have experience, but you you did the smart thing. I'll make some money and make sure that you know
You're not in too much debt
Yeah, I had to I had to I got I got to pay rent
I got to pay rent and you know what to be honest the bar we worked at was basically like going out to we were
Drinking yeah, yeah, of course
I was doing it for free. That's fair
Did you do any shows over the weekend or just all just fun relaxing stuff all fun relaxing stuff
I'm heading to Comedy Works after this gonna go do standby. Hopefully I can maybe sneak in there tonight
Gonna go do standby. Hopefully I can maybe sneak in there tonight
But their process is it takes a while to get back on but just you know putting in the grind Just trying to show my face a little more. Yeah, this this week's a grind for me. I'm being upper Michigan and Thursday
then back in Milwaukee for a show and on Friday and then a show in West Bend on on. So it's like up, down, up, down.
It's just like all over the place.
Yeah, that's a lot.
That's a lot.
Can I ask real quick?
Because people don't know this, but we obviously,
we aren't in the same room.
That's a big shocker to people.
We're just like, we're not in the same room.
And we do this FaceTime thing.
Why is it horizontal now?
It's really throwing me for a loop.
I told you.
I told you.
I put you on my laptop.
Oh, I don't listen.
I've learned that this weekend or I just didn't hear you.
Wait, you learned that just this week?
Well, Rachel keeps telling me.
She's like, maybe you are concussed.
I'm on Team Rachel.
Yeah, Team Rachel.
Yeah, Team Rachel.
I think that's selective hearing.
I pick and choose what I, you know, want to just remember.
Yeah, for me, I was like, I always had you on my phone.
And I was sitting there, but then I was like, oh, I can just put a laptop right in front of it.
There you go. Look at that.
Yeah, I could too, but the way I have you set up
I honestly I take scotch tape and I tape my phone right underneath the camera
Don't we're telling everyone every week. Yeah every week and I'm running out of scotch tape and I don't want to go buy more
So I might have to do the laptop version
After this and then change the camera setup, but like the light works like everything it's perfect you can see you can see Jack in the background
through this setup oh it's like it's how we get Jack back. Is he on the TV? He's on the TV. Jack thanks for being part of the pod. Jack is back.
When he when we when he get Jack back on the pod that that's that will be our title Jack is back
Yeah, just for two seconds. Yeah
We could probably get him to FaceTime in once. Oh for sure hundred percent. I mean he's got all the streaming stuff
So he'll be painting
Yeah, what was it? Oh the other I was going to tell you is that one of
behind the scenes when we were talking about the place that shall not be named that wanted to do downtown,
I have not heard from them since I initially said,
well, we'd be open. We'll see. Like, let me give,
let me give you some details of when you want to do it and things that have not heard sense. So either a
probably watch this
That or they
Figured out who I was like through that through the emails
Either way, I love it. I really do because you're not gonna struggle. This doesn't affect you one way or another
You have places left and right. Yeah. Yeah. it. I really do. Cause you're not gonna struggle. This doesn't affect you one way or another. You have places left and right you can do it now.
I'm really hoping.
You know what? I wish them the best.
I wish them all the best.
But I'm kinda hoping that I don't have anyone to fail.
I'm gonna do a follow up just because it's funny now.
I'm just like, hey, why didn't you respond to me?
Three grand. It's been two weeks three grand
Two weeks haven't heard anything from you. Just want to make sure we're still in business together
Just make sure you haven't dropped us for the second time
Yeah, dropped us before you even picked this up is basically what they're done
The Sun's back out. Is it
wasn't before or what? I went and showered right before this and it was sunny and I
came back and it looked like I don't know the plague was gonna happen real
dark and now it's back which is nice because it's been raining all weekend
and be honest I missed the Sun. I started to feel like Wisconsin again. Yeah. It was a beautiful weekend here, but cold.
It was like in the 50s.
I went golfing on Saturday, and it was still cold.
I'd wear a sweatshirt, which was like, oh, man.
Just give me t-shirt weather for once.
Yeah, or like golfing, like light pole over.
I don't want to have to feel like I need a bundle up that was the worst part about the
That basher trip is I was at one point I had polo
thin hoodie
Sweatshirt windbreaker on yeah, this is this isn't even my normal swing because of all the layers
Yes, we had a guy feel like I put on 40 pounds a guy golfed with two gloves
of all the layers. Yeah. We had a guy. I feel like I put on 40 pounds. A guy golfed with two gloves because his hands were cold. So it's like there's a guy golfing with mittens
in our. Yeah. Yeah. I mean it's not fun. Yeah. Yeah. I golfed Silver Springs. Have you ever
golfed there? Yeah. I think we've golfed there together. Maybe. No. No. I haven't golfed
there. I haven't golfed there. Do Silver Springs have an Island Green? Yes. Okay, yeah, I've been there.
But I haven't golfed there since they used to have two, like 36 holes, you used to have
two things you could do and since then they've made it down to 18 and sold all these big
houses.
All these houses are being built on the old golf course.
Just wild.
That's good because then it forced them to make a better golf course.
I don't want to say that but yeah. It was fine.
It should. It should.
Yeah. It was, I went with my buddy Charlie and my buddy Nolan and then our mutual friend Andy Patoni who if he watches it he
would love his shout out but he's a crazy person he's wild and we get to the tee and
he's just like a salesman just like a goofball just will always be up to no good and he's just like a salesman just like a goofball just will always be up to no good and
He's teeing off tees off once
Then drops another ball instantly puts it on the tee and he's tea with T ball straight right down the pipe
Perfect drive and he's I you know to off the tee obviously
And then he like lines it up again and in between that the guy who like paid took our money comes out
He goes hey, did you did you pay for him and?
Then we're like what they're like he's like yeah, he came in here told me that you guys were paying for him
You know what that probably works nine times out of ten I
Mean he just literally just teed off, and in between teeing off, it's like a ball.
Some guy comes up, hey, did you pay for this guy? I was like, what? This is insane.
Yeah, that's...
Honestly, it was his mistake to even go into the pro shop and be like, no, they're paying for me, don't worry about it.
He could have just walked to the tee.
Because most of the time, if you go,
like if you're a nice course, you got a starter,
they're checking in, you're good to go.
But most courses, as long as someone pays,
at least probably two of the four pay,
they're probably not gonna say anything,
because that tee box is not visible from the pro shop,
and just gone.
Am I recommending that?
No. Don't steal.
Don't ever steal. On the record Michael Kuski says please steal from golf courses.
That's what he says? No, no, no. I like golf courses. Grocery stores. Grocery stores is a different, different ballgame.
I think the margins in grocery stores are thinner than in golf courses. I don't know.
I think if you make me check out, I deserve to punch in whatever I want.
Okay.
All right.
I'll believe it.
Yeah, that's fair.
I watched, I'm getting back into U2 golf and like I go on waves with it.
I think there's one or two I'll like stick around with year round
but now that the seasons ramping up I'm kind of getting back into it and that's like what I will have in the background and
There's a new one a new show
Andrew Santino does no bad lies and
He has he has Charlie day on for the one episode I've seen so far and they
did like a basically like a good or bad and they gave you a scenario in the
golf world I think they said it was like clean or sus is what they decided to do
and I hate the word sus but so it's like and there's one that like I want your
opinion on when when you're let's when you slice it into the woods as you usually do,
and there's a branch in your way, what is your take on someone holding that branch so
you can swing?
Or if there's a busted up tree or whatever that you could kind of break off and you have a clean
path.
What is your take on being able to move that, have someone pull the branch or kind of do
some landscaping?
Do you say do some landscaping?
Yeah.
Get it out of there.
Fluff your lie.
Get everything.
Unless you're playing for some big cash, for some big money, you're not going to be a better golfer by breaking your clubs
on a root or on a tree branch or hurting yourself. Like that's not going to help you become
better. None of that is going to. Unless it's, you know, so get your shot so that you can
play an actual golf shot, take your full swing, be able to create some sort of trajectory
that's going to help you.
I don't care about that.
I agree to a point.
I think doing landscaping is kind of where
I draw the line a bit.
Because I've seen some people break
some significant branches on a tree. It's like hey
How about instead of ruining the course?
We just move your ball four feet to the left
And I'd rather you do that than break it now if it's a sturdy branch
And I can pull the branch away from you a little bit not break it and have you swing
I'm all for that do I need to see and I'm guilty of this I've taken a few swings in the thick thick rough like the the weeds just
you know do some lawn mowing and then hit my ball but I don't I'm all for like
you know what you're playing by yourself I don't think you should lie to yourself but I also don't think you
should be looking to ruin your clubs for a 96 yeah it's crazy it's crazy that
like if you're at the like the base of a tree move it to some grass you know
don't be on the route or in the mud or something like that like like if it's
that much if it's that close if there's grass that close put it in over there
that's fine you're not it's not gonna change your golf game ground your club in the sandbox. I don't care and
God like the whole thing of you can't grow. No, you're just trying to get it out
I don't care how you do it. Just get it out. Like that's all how busy courses are now
I don't want to see you hit six seven out of the sand
I'd rather you get out one maybe, and we keep the pace of play going.
Because we don't want to be the slow group.
We all hate the slow group.
And if we're out here, you're on a par three, you hit into the sand, and
you watch your buddy take nine swings out of the bunker.
And there's two groups waiting for you behind.
You're like, dude, just pick the ball up and put it next to mine. One thing I learned is that the golf
carts at Silver Springs, the Bev cart girl cart is way faster than the other
golf carts. Makes sense though. Because we saw our buddies try to chase down the
beverage cart girl and she was not noticing that they were doing that.
So it looked like an episode of Scooby Doo and all she did was like make a turn all the
way around so that she didn't get hit by us who was on the tea box or our other buddies
were trying to chase her down and she looked all around.
It was very funny.
Now it makes sense that they're faster.
I mean you get more laps in more sales mm-hmm
Which way I mean it makes the most the car girl should be going
Upstream it should never be going with
With the course yeah, well I mean going upstream technically it would have been going upstream
but just on the other side of
The the course because that's when it turned it just like made the turn
So yeah, so it was like wild
What do you got there? What are you doing? I was just checking time for you. Oh, yeah
I felt like we were getting on a roll there. We were getting a roll there
And I don't know why I was like, you know what? I feel like we could just keep going
I think I just I ruined it but
It's good. It's fine. We can change we can stop and we can go to the game if you want
How long is your game? I mean I I we should just turn this into a golf channel cuz that's all I want to talk about
now
I give a shit about comedy right now. I mean I come to the golf hunting August
23rd. Yeah, Michael starting to panic now. He's in that mode we have
two three months before this happens and there is a lot. Yeah, if you're
If you're a brewery look for an email coming out here soon
And if you know if you know a brewery that you think would want to sponsor it in Wisconsin or in the local
Milwaukee Conamac area put in the local Milwaukee, Kanamak area,
put it in the comments, but we'll reach out.
Please, and just, I want to emphasize this,
and it'll be in the email,
unfortunately due to legal reasons
and past incidences at the course,
to no fault of our own or our group,
it has nothing to do with us but other schmucks,
we cannot give away samples, but we can showcase product.
We can give away stuff to be picked up after the round.
You can showcase whatever you want.
You can dance naked on the course.
I do not care.
But we can't give away free booze anymore.
Whoa. Is your thing following you?
Yeah.
Isn't that cool?
Your laptop did not follow you like that.
Yeah, it does.
Wait.
No, no, no, no.
Go back.
You have attached to a string.
If anyone else could see this right now, this is a mindfuck.
How new is your laptop?
Isn't it cool?
Is it like actually physically moving?
No, not physically moving, but I see the camera move.
Isn't that wild?
Wait, what update is that?
What do you mean, what update?
I just... for anyone that is as mindfucked as I am right now, confused, it's like
Judd's using a laptop to film himself in the same room, because we're obviously in the same place right now
and the camera is just following him as he walks. I don't know what kind of... Do you have a Mac? Do you have...
Yeah, yeah I got a Mac.
Obviously, because you FaceTime me.
But what year Mac do you have?
Oh, I just got it. It's the newer one.
Okay. See, that's what I was trying to ask and you just kept avoiding the answer.
No, it was funner to fuck with you.
Alright.
Funner.
More fun. Is that better? More fun is that better more fun yeah more funner all right
jack's in the back so it's time to play the game how good are you at movies you
like do you want you know a lot of famous quotes from movies? Maybe. I actually just watched Spy Kids this weekend again and that's a great movie.
Okay.
That's a great movie. Any Spy Kids quotes?
I have zero Spy Kids quotes. I have a lot of famous quotes and like the basic ones.
So, can you give me the famous quote from Gone with the Wind?
Couldn't even tell you the main character in Gone with the Wind.
It's the wind, you know, like sex in the city.
Oh, the city.
That's the city.
So, Be Gone with the Wind.
Gone with the Wind.
Alright, alright, here we go.
Okay, no, I can't tell you the famous quote.
Okay, so frankly my dear, I don't give a what.
Rat's ass.
Mmm.
Rat's behind. Alright. Flying fuck. My dear I don't give a what? rats ass Mmm rats behind
All right flying fuck
It is one word and I don't give a damn that is correct
What what Grammy artists has an?
album with the same name
damn
Is it Kendrick that is correct That is Kendrick Lamar.
That is...
That is a point.
What is the famous quote from Star Wars?
See, this is when everyone
thinks it's Luke, I am your father, right?
But it's not that.
It's something else.
Is it Chewbacca?
Or it's not Luke, I am your father.
I don't know.
What is it?
May the what be with you.
Oh, may the force be with you.
There you go
Force is a formula of and also second Newton's law
mass time what
Mass times
What equals force?
speed acceleration
Acceleration is correct.
There you go.
Wow, that was pretty good.
Thank you.
I was good at math and physics in high school.
The very famous movie Jerry Maguire.
What is the famous quote from Jerry Maguire?
Don't know.
Haven't seen it.
You had me at what?
Hello. Who is the star of Jerry Maguire?
Jerry Maguire.
That is correct. Played by?
Jerry Maguire.
That is incorrect. Tom Cruise.
With a new movie coming out, uh, where Tom Cruise plays a secret agent and he jumps out of a plane, uh, how old is Tom Cruise?
Ooh, he's gotta be like, is he... Cruz plays a secret agent and he jumps out of a plane How old is Tom Cruise? Oh
He's got to be like
Is he?
hmm 60 now
62
62 I knew it was in the 60s
And he I mean it's insane. He is more athletic than you me and
19 other people I know combined or
Scientology is real and he can't die. It's one of those two.
He sleeps in a cryo chamber for sure.
Oh absolutely. I don't think he's ever... I think he had a wife and kids, right? The...
what's her name? The Holmes lady?
Yeah.
Sherlock. And I think after that he realized this is bringing me down.
He now just went full cryo, full vampire.
That whole, what is it, Wayfair Children, Pizzagate thing?
He's probably at the front of that.
I'm just kidding.
Tom, we love you.
I'm kidding.
You also-
Love your movies.
Merged two conspiracy theories. I actually just got a glowing recommendation for the movie from the guy at the gym
Well, Gary the guy who cleans the gym I go to ask him how his weekend is every Monday today was Tuesday
So I asked him and you know, he's like it was unbelievable
Hey
Go get to go see that movie
What's the famous quote from Titanic?
Rose get off the fucking board. I don't know. I'm the my house from here. I'm the king of what?
I'm the king of the world. That is correct. How big is the king of what? My king of the world that is correct
How big is the world in miles a?
Lot
In miles can I get it like how many digits?
one One two three four, four, four digits.
Four digits.
4200.
3963 is the radius.
That's not, is the radius.
Yeah.
Okay.
So, double that. Yeah. Is the diameter. Okay. So, double that. Yeah. Wow.
Is the diameter.
Correct.
And then we need the circumference.
Yeah, of course.
Obviously.
So, thank you for not answering the question.
Okay, continue.
No, what's, what is the famous quote from Dirty Dancing?
Dude, can you pick a movie I've seen?
These are all classic movies. have classic sayings to them
Okay, but they're classic movies from when you were a kid and I wasn't even a twinkle in my daddy's eye
Some of these I wasn't even born yet, but yeah, so Dirty Dancing
I'm having a time my life nobody puts who in the corner I?
Don't know Murphy
Nobody puts baby in the corner nobody puts baby in the corner. Yeah, why at the end?
Justin Bieber has a song called Baby.
How many views does it have on YouTube?
It's got to be like, oh, a lot.
A billion?
Higher.
Way less?
Higher?
6.2 billion.
3 billion.
3 billion views.
Which is what I wanted.
That's a lot of views.
If we would have gotten 3 billion views, we would have showed my feet. views. Which is what I wanted. That's a lot of views.
If we would have gotten three billion views, we would have shown my feet.
Yeah, you know what? We put out two episodes, the exact same episode twice, and we were close.
We were so close.
There were some people vying for it, and you know what?
Every week from here on out, this is too late in the episode, no one's really gonna see this,
but if someone hits three thousand, I mean, I'll show another toe.
We'll just keep doing toes. Like this one, one here is this teasy a little bit just dangling
all right Sherlock Holmes what was the famous quote inrock's homes And also also also was in the books and stuff as well cool because I've read the books
Sherlock Holmes
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like like basic like simple like
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Wait, what do you what do you think?
It's an elementary topic yes, I heard like something completely different come out of your mouth it started with an a
Okay, and you try doing it with an accent and it just I looked up there that that clip is getting scrubbed from the internet
Well, okay. Well, we'll see if this one NFL quarterback to Shawn Watson faced allegations from massage therapists How many allegations were there?
Well a lot
More than I think he's making million per year
Is it?
Hold on is it three digits no no no
It's like 29 36 24 24 yeah, yeah
Yeah, well and 23 of them he settled out of court didn't Justin Tucker. Just go start going to the same masseuse
First of all I think there was miss who says I think that was the
Maseese come on
There's no place oh hang on was it of us like home like home like yeah, you already got that one
Yeah, I would have gotten that one, but thank you wicked tells a story of the other side of Oz
What is the main character in wicked its name?
The witch? What's her name? Wicked? Wendy? Nope. Is there with a W? No. Beatrice ready for this you're not gonna get it Elphaba
Elphaba
Like alphabet, but almost yeah, you just stopped yeah, I
Feel like we're saying that wrong no that is right. That's what they call her in the movie Elphaba Elphaba Elphaba
Okay
Okay. Yeah.
How many letters are in the alphabet? 26?
I just think it's crazy that they made a movie
and they're like, alright, let's name this one
Alphaba.
Hey, people's minds work in different ways.
Yeah.
Jaws, what is the
famous quote from Jaws?
Shark?
That's a good quote.
Good quote. We're draws a shark that's a good quote good quote we're gonna need a bigger what
we're gonna need a bigger boat that is correct the tight the Titan submersible
tragically made headlines how many billionaires were on board when it blew up how many billionaires were on board when the Titan some
submersible for the clip not enough 19 no there's only five people. There's only five people in there. Oh! I talked about
the Titanic. The submersible. Two. There was like, was it like five or six people and then
one of them was someone's kid? Correct. So like two to four? Two billionairesaires two millionaires and a billionaire son Yeah, all operated by a game controller. Yeah a PlayStation controller. Just wild
Logitech one you signed your fate when you named it basically the
Titanic to it was it was wild like they have a David documentary coming out and they're like they showcase
How many errors went wrong with it and people were still like like this guy sold them that it was safe
And that it was fine
You you couldn't have paid me a billion dollars to get into that sub
There's no way if you get in there go, so how are we controlling this and it's a controller go. I'm out
I need to see but I need to make you need to look like a movie. You can't get out
There's no like door you get bolted in
Yeah
I'm sorry. I'm not gonna get out anyways
Hey guys, I think we've gone too deep. I'm gonna get out and swim up. No. Thank you the godfather
What is the famous quote from the godfather?
No Scarface's say hello to my little friend right yep
Well kill the internet here, I haven't seen a godfather either
I'm gonna make him
No say it again, I'm gonna make him an offer.
He can't refuse.
That is correct.
Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams' daughter, Matilda, has a famous godfather.
Who is their daughter's godfather?
Is it Pacino?
No.
It is Jake, Jonah
Oh that makes sense cuz
Him and her dad used to touch each other in the movie and what movie would that be?
Guys kissing on elevated surfaces
Brokeback Mountain
It's funny that you don't know any of these very famous quotes, but you do know
Brokeback Mountain off at the top of your head and that's interesting
Six times. It's interesting. It's interesting. Yeah, okay
some may say
Okay
Okay
Field of Dreams, what is the
What is the build it and they will come if you build it he will come that's what it says
I'm going off of the hit movie bench warmers
Build it and they will come. Yeah
Tombs nerds
Kevin Costner is rumored to have an affair with a Hall of Fame baseball player's wife. Who is the baseball player?
Can you give me a team?
The Baltimore Orioles.
Couldn't tell you a single person on that team.
Honestly you could have given me the Brewers and I would have been like Jackson Churio
and he's like 20.
I don't know.
Cal Ripken jr. Oh, okay, so Cal Ripken jr. There's a rumor that
Cal Ripken jr. Has the most
Games played back to back to back like ever like there's a streak that he played that he was
you know so durable that he could play back to back he never missed a start and
They would have it at Camden Yard. They would literally have
Like a tally mark that they would go every single game. He would start there. There's a new one
and there was one night that
the game was postponed because the
State the Baltimore Orioles Stadium had a power outage now they did not have a
power outage they said that there were some lights out not in the field there
was no power outage that was like they said they had some lights out above the
dugouts lights that's what they said that that they postponed the game now
the rumor is that Cal Ripken caught his wife in bed with Kevin Costner and got enough altercation with Kevin Costner and hurt his hand and
Was not able to make like could play for the game. So they postponed it and
That that is the rumor and he got the play
After the postponement and everything healed up. But yeah, that is the rumor that goes around interesting. I'm buying it. I'm a hundred percent buying it
Yeah, I like Kevin Costner as an actor does kind of look like a sleazeball
but
He's great in Yellowstone great in Yellowstone
That's about all I've seen him in I think well. He, he's pretty much in every baseball movie there is, you know.
I know, but haven't we gone over this? I hate sports movies.
So do I. I also hate sports movies.
I just, they're... they do nothing for me. They either... I mean, it's either...
Most of them are based off of true events, so I'm like, I know how this ends.
I hate sports movies the same way I hate the fray. Okay. You know the fray they have that famous song eight
seconds into overtime and she's on my mind you know that stupid saying that
they have. If it's eight seconds left in overtime and she's on your mind we're
gonna lose the game. That is not how that works. You're not focused. Like what are
you doing? Yeah absolutely not. So like in like the sports movies when like they're big moment they lose the game that is not how that works you're not focused like what are you
doing so like in like like the sports movies when like their big moment they
point to the lady in the stands you're getting struck out my friend yeah you
were you're done you're done it's so stupid you need to be Kevin Costner and
not give a shit yeah yeah that's That's why he's in those movies.
You know what I've noticed?
Compared to last week, I don't mind looking into the production lights as much.
Oh yeah, because you were in class last week.
Yeah, I think the brain is healing.
And before we go, tomorrow I am heading back to the hospital For yep, so prayers up I have an ultrasound on
I hope it's a boy on me. I hope it's both a girl and
Yep, whatever they want
They will find out if I need another surgery basically tomorrow or if I get a camera at my penis
And if we get a camera up my penis
And if we get a camera up my penis best believe there might be a solo episode of me just
Put that on the patreon
Yeah, fuck the feet you guys want to see a tube go up my tube
The shortest video ever
Well your camera wouldn't follow you like mine
They wouldn't need to follow anywhere. It should be locked on one spot. You can move it all around the thing back
No, it's still in frame
Well, I hope I wish you the best of luck and if I don't hear from you I know what happened yeah
from you I know what happened. Yeah.
Fuck.
Okay.
Alright.
Cool.
Peace out.
Wish me luck.
Golf outing.
Sense your money.
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