Fat Chance Podcast - Ozempic Wedding Gifts Ep.119

Episode Date: May 16, 2024

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we got into the the hotel room and she's like find the shorts i just bought you last week and i was like so nervous like i was like i don't have a pair of shorts i have no idea what these are and she's like just coming down off like the wedding high like all the feels are happening she's like where are the pants i bought you they're the pants we got into like a screaming match 15 minutes after we got married wedding gift yeah kind of and he's in a group chat with g's brothers yeah and they just talk about grills and they apparently once they grill something they take a picture of it and put in in the group chat. It's like the dad version of sending your shit to your friends.

But Jack didn't do that when he grilled out the last time. He's like, hey, Jack, make sure you send my brother's picture of me. Can you imagine if I just sent them a picture of my penis? They'd be like, oh, he's not a bad guy after all. I see why he likes him. What a not intimidating penis. He's perfect for my sister. Star Wars Crocs.

Are those wedding gifts? Yeah, these are wedding gifts. And now that my feet are married, they will be staying in these. They also light up. That's why they'll stay in here. See, look at the desk. It lights up.

They definitely, when they made that size of crock that lit up, they're like, this is for a big, big child. The guy that buys these also has swords. That's like...

So, I guess, congratulations. Happy being married. Thank you. Thank you for trying So, I guess, congratulations. Happy being married. Thank you. Thank you for trying to make it. We tried. We tried so hard.

The flight just didn't work out, huh? It didn't. Because he's still in his shirt. Did he sleep at the airport? Honestly, I thought

the pool was closed. My favorite thing of that whole video was just so zoomed in on pool is close. The Delta lounge really stepped it up at the Milwaukee airport. Oh, God, that was good.

But how was the weather? We need to hear about it, man. We weren't there. It was good. I know you weren't. You were in the airport. It was good. We got there Tuesday and spent the first four days. I got kind of after it.

I got pretty darn after it. And woke up Friday, the day before the wedding, without a voice. And I was like, oh, shit. So all Friday, you just saw my head above the pool just not saying a word. Everyone thought I was so pissed off, really nervous for the wedding. They called it a discotheca. But it was honestly a room this big with a bar in it and a DJ at the resort. So we all just went down there and danced and just got shit canned.

And then I got really drunk, and I was talking to my family, and I'm really embarrassed about this, so I have to give an apology to my mom, Mary Pat. Sorry, Mary Pat. I got drunk, and I called her an idiot. Not meaning to call her an idiot, but I was just like, look at this idiot, and I was like, oh, shit, that's my mom. And then I just, I was like, I'm sorry, and I just ran away, and they didn't see me the rest of the night

because I was, like, really embarrassed. So sorry, Mary Pat, you're a real one. And then woke up Saturday, literally didn't have anything to do for the wedding because the girls were just getting ready. So I just went to the pool, had a beer, and then went into my buddy's room because Jen was getting ready in our room. And then just took a nap, got to the wedding, cried. I cried like a baby. Did you? Yeah. I think I saw maybe a little, got to the wedding, cried. I cried like a baby. Did you? Yeah.

I think I saw maybe a little clip of that, you tearing up. Yeah, I was having a rough go of it up there waiting for her. But I sweat through my suit. It was so fucking hot. Yeah. You went to Mexico. Yeah, my pants like were a different shade of like tan. And when we got done with pictures,en was like we're gonna go get you

a pair of shorts we're gonna go put you in some shorts and i was like all right fine and uh we got into the the hotel room and she's like find the shorts i just bought you last week and i was like so nervous like i was like i don't have a pair of shorts i have no idea what these are and she's like just coming down off like the wedding high like all the feels are happening she's like where are the pants I bought you? They're the pants. We had gotten to a screaming match 15 minutes after we got married. Because I was just like, I have no idea what you're talking about.

I do not remember you getting me these pants. And eventually we found them. And then I partied in those shorts the rest of the day. But everything turned out good. I had a great time. What was your first dance song? Our first dance was Next Thing You Know. You were very close.

You were very close. Next Thing You Know. Who was it by? I think Jordan Davis. Dixie Tix. Damn it. I was on the right path. You were doing really good.

I knew you told me. I was like, oh, is he going to say it? Is he going to say it? But yeah, you got close. Was he? No. No. You were not close.

It was definitely not Smooth Jams, dude. It was definitely not. Casey and JoJo, get it. No, dude. There's absolutely no way we would dance to that. But we had a nice little choreographed dance. Food was good. I didn't know that.

You had a choreographed dance? Yeah, we did like a little like, it was just like a basic two-step. Oh, that's fun. So we did that. And then, yeah, speeches were good. Had a good time with that. But yeah, it was a wedding. It was fun to see everyone.

We had like 50-something people there, a bunch of friends from high school and college. It was good to kind of get everyone together. How drunk did you get at the wedding? Wednesday and Thursday. At the wedding, I didn't get very drunk. I didn't drink until dinner. I probably only had a couple,

because my adrenaline, I was like also i just got to keep running yeah you go you have to talk to so many people yep and it's like you gotta go this do this do that and you're like oh i take pictures of that so it's like you don't have time to just slam some beers but it was it was really nice that we got to like hang out with everyone for like almost a full week that like people got there like periodically so we hung out with a group and then people would come and we'd hang out with them and so we got to see everyone like enough before the wedding when like wedding day came it wasn't like i have to go talk to everyone i still did but it wasn't like i have to catch up right now i can do it quick it was more just like hanging out with everyone but wednesday thursday i i went after it

so that was good i think that was good to get the demons out because by the time Saturday came around, I was like, I can't drink anymore. So, yeah, it was a good time. I'll show you guys some pictures. We'll have a slideshow up here when we put the TV up. Oh, yeah, I forgot. I dropped the TV off. You got to sit back there.

Oh, yeah. Here we're ready to go. I mean, hey, this yeah this first full married podcast your first full married podcast it feels like you've been married for weeks yeah some might say that some might

some might we wouldn't we would never say that uh but yeah I mean we got I mean we have a show coming up pretty soon

we do we do um we're gonna be at the Comedy Cabin May 31st. ComedyLaffs.com Cabin Laffs.

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So this will be the first time we'll be tasting it. I'm going to pop this open. And we're going to have that sweet sweet cork sound and they have their delicious brandy damn good brandy you know we've had plenty of that already

we've had a lot of that we have some of these ready to drink brandy old fashions and they will be at the comedy cabin giving out samples hanging out with us

yeah plus still a surprise Judd still doesn't know about yes you do oh my god you guys you found my parents I found we found his parents a surprise Judd still doesn't know about. Yes, you do. Oh, my God, you guys. You found my parents? We found his parents.

Oh, my God. I don't believe so. It's going to be real awkward getting to know you. We just bring on a jar. You have a surprise you don't even know about? No, we know about it. We all know about it. I don't know about it. I don't know about it.

I'm going to tell you one person knows, and that's not Jack. No, Jack does, because we did the surprise thing last time, and you go, you know about it. We all know about it. I don't know about it. I don't know about it. I'm going to tell you one person knows, and that's not Jack. No, Jack does, because we did the surprise thing last time, and you go, you know about this. I know about this? Oh, my God, yes. Is it that? He's a damn good actor. Yeah. I'm going to read that.

Yeah. Oh, okay. I do know about it. You know about it, too. You know about it, too. Oh, okay. You just haven't experienced it like we have. Oh, okay.

Yeah, there you go. It'll be fun. It'll be a first-time experience for literally everyone in that room. Yeah. Except for me and Kuski. Yeah. Except for me. Because we're more liked by Sarah.

Although, Sarah should get to know you more. That's good. That's a good one. Right, you start us off. That was rude. That was really rude. Wisconsin-free vodka, smooth, clean, small batch vodka, filtered and bottled

in the great state of Wisconsin. Also, no face, because guess what? It's that smooth. 100% gluten-free. Oh, good. For all you celiacs out there. Oh, no, it's a fun thing. In Mexico, at the resort gift shop, guess what they sold there?

Gluten? Tapeworms. Ozempic. Close enough. Very close. You're like warm, cold, warm. We were looking for, because everyone got some pretty explosive diarrhea Like everyone was like

Cause we were just drinking Eating just a bunch of like Just The water there is not great Water there is not great And we go in there looking for like Something to like Anti-diuretic

And she goes She just starts speaking Spanish And we're like And she goes Ozempic And Jen's like They, Ozempic? And Jen's like, they have Ozempic here?

Yeah, they have it everywhere. You can just buy it at the hotel. You can legitimately get a Christmas ornament that says Cancun on it and a pack of Ozempic. Honestly,

both are going to be great with your family. You're at the golf resort, they're like, hey, let's just go, let's go rent some clubs and by the way, let's all take some of that big on home one.

That'd be the nicest way to tell someone they need to lose weight. Like, I brought you back something from Mexico. That surgery you can't afford. That's actually pretty good. Cut that. It's pretty good vodka. I enjoyed it. Damn good vodka.

That's the way I should be saying Yes it's damn good vodka Got another fun noise On the way back I love a cork top I love Everything should be cork top I'll redeem myself next time

It's okay What's your favorite vodka drink? My favorite vodka drink You can't go wrong With a vodka crayon You can't go wrong With a vodka Red Bull Vodka sodas I love a good vodka soda drink. You can't go wrong with a vodka crayon. You can't go wrong with a vodka Red Bull.

Vodka sodas. Love a good vodka soda. Vodka soda with a lime, but if I'm feeling spicy, vodka sugar-free Red Bull. Vodka crayon. I was with that. As if I'm going to have a UTI. I love my good vodka crayon. You're such a sweet person, though. You love your sweets. He's really nice, yes.

I'm a nice person. You have a sweet tooth. He's a dickhead, you love your sweets it's really nice yes yeah nice person oh wait no you let you have a sweet tooth oh he's a dickhead but love your sweets a sweet tooth i do man mama kuski if you ever want to send more sweet packages mama kuski just bought a house so oh yeah i think she's not sending us anything for a little while let's move in yeah after that one episode where she was every answer i don't think think we're... No, she doesn't watch anymore. She's like, yeah, you guys are on a budget now.

It was 19 different gummies. Yeah. And then some. There was Band-Aids in there. There was little farm animals. Still have... Every time I go to the storage unit, that box of gummies

and fruit snacks is on top of all my stuff. So every time I go to my storage unit to get anything, I just, oh, got a fruit snack. There you go. It's a nice little treat. That is nice.

That is really nice. A hidden fruit snack. You should hide fruit snacks. I should. Oh, my God. That would be nice. I did finish the shark gummies. I'm close to finishing the dino ones.

I'm on the Welch's one. Not as fun, but Welch's came in the 48 pack, so there's no way I was going to finish those. The problem is there's not enough fruit snacks in a fruit snack pack they know what they're doing like you want multiple yeah and they only come in a box of six you're done with the fruit snacks and like i three packs of fruit snacks is a normal amount of fruit snacks three packs of fruit snacks is 21 fruit snacks that's like legitimately it's that small handful of fruit snacks it's not a lot handful because they're built for children exactly Exactly. Well, I kind of have a child's handful

but I just put them all in my hand and then it's just one bite. Like fruit snacks are a one bite food. Max two. Max two. Unless you like to pick out

like the special flavors. Like Scooby Doo fruit snacks, I eat all of them. Leave the Scoobies. You leave the blues? That blue, I don't even, it doesn't really taste that good

but god damn is that color. The color is so appealing. It's so appealing. It's really appetizing. By the way, just to piggyback off last week, we named our own cocktail drinks. What would you name yours?

The Spicy Sarasoli. The Spicy Sarasoli? Yep, it'd be a pineapple jalapeno margarita. You see, that one would sell. Who would you want to be a sponsor of? Who would you want to have your own line of?

Well, obviously Drink Wisconsin may have gotten to the tequila game, but if not, probably The Rock, Tiramana. Oh, yeah. I'd be on The Rock's cans, and then I've pitched this. Did you have Blood, Sweat, and Respect with us when we had it in the basement? No. No, yeah, I did. Yeah, that was me you and

brandon we got that was a lot all of dwayne the rock johnson's branded drinks and mixed them into a drink together and call the blood sweat and respect oh my god i'm sitting in target and i have to go pick up a few things and i just see a picture of the rock and i'm like i'm like what the fuck is he selling now it's like in the beauty product. I walked there. It's Dwayne The Rock Johnson shampoo and conditioner. Yeah, no hair. No facial hair. Literally, the baldest man is selling shampoo and conditioner.

I feel like baby wipes is more up his aisle. Baby wipes would be great. Aftershave would be great. It would be phenomenal. He does have tattoo balm. Lotion. Lotions. A little just would be great. It would be phenomenal. He does have tattoo balm. Lotion. Lotions. A little just like head oil.

It was wild to see. Sunscreen. Aloe. He doesn't need sunscreen. He's got the, what is it, the soul of the island in him. You know what I mean? The soul, which is Spanish for sun. I acknowledge my tribal chief, the final boss, Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

Also, just do a quick shout out here because we have a new follower, which is very surprising during one of the wedding speeches. The guys, my groomsmen brought up that I do this podcast. And so after the wedding, the photographer came up to me and said, I want to follow your podcast. And I go, and she speaks mostly Spanish. And I said, you do not want to hear this. I fart into the microphone. I say bad things. I talk about, talk about jizz. Um, but that's how I'll

give a great shout out to our photographer, Sylvia. All right. That's just quick. Just quick one. Cause if she, if she's watching, maybe, maybe she'll edit out the sweat in my pants from the, from the dude. I was so sweaty. You can see it. Cause the wind would blow on from the dude I was so sweaty you can see it because the wind would blow on my leg I was wondering if your outfit was shorts and a tucked in long sleeve all your pictures

like your first dance you were in shorts because I had to change pants because my pants were completely different really the asphalt was that bad it was the difference

between those two colors right there like the tan and then like the darker it was bad dude you got some nasty pee if that's that color it wasn't pee I didn't pee but like during the ceremony the wind would blow and my pants would stick to my leg and then the darker. It was bad. Dude, you got some nasty pee. That's not color. It wasn't pee.

I didn't pee. But during the ceremony, the wind would blow, and my pants would stick to my leg. And then the wind would blow back, and my pants would come off my leg. Showing your pee. But no, it would be a different color because it got stuck to my leg because they were so sweaty. It was so gross. So, Sylvie, if you're listening, please edit all that sweat out. I appreciate it.

Edit the sweat. Sweat. Speaking of sweat, I was in Floridaida this past week and our ac went out in our in our little airbnb which is not fun it was 85 to 88 every day first day i get there i mean it's bone chilling cold in there i'm like this is going to be phenomenal i cannot wait to come back and just take a couch nap in the cold after a long, hot day. Went out. Just went to go on, off, on, off. We messaged the Airbnb guy multiple times. Like, hey, man, come fucking fix this.

And his response was, would you like me to do it now or when you guys leave? What do you think? I don't know. How about right fucking now? He goes, do you care if I come over? I go, we want you to come over. What do you think we're asking you to do? You think we're just notifying you that we are miserable inside right now?

Hope you're having a good day, Sean. Hope you're having a good day, Sean. I'm sweating inside. The last day. Literally, they came and fixed it while we were out Saturday. So we finally cooled off until about 4 o'clock in the afternoon. Just little movements. We were so sick of this. I go, little movements little movements on the couch like let's go get dinner it cooled off outside came back it was

on so for the last six hours we had ac was the concert fun that was a completely different trip but yeah the concert was a great the concert was during wedding it was but i also so i did in the last 10 days i've been to north carolina andesta Key. I've seen three concerts and did a beach trip. So I did three days in North Carolina, came back, worked two days, and then had a little incident at work and then flew to Florida. Where do you fly to Florida? So Rachel and her friend like to do like a combined birthday trip. They try and do one because her friend's birthday was this past Saturday.

And she goes, you and your friends do one for your birthday and your buddy connor's birthday who ended up coming with us as well what do you think about going to florida together i'm like i guess that'd be fun so we just went to florida but the concerts were great i mean flew in saw post malone on friday stevie nicks the second day noah Khan Sunday. And I was like, wow, I'm doing nothing good with my life. I just met Noah Khan this past weekend. Really? He was at an Andrew Santino show, and he opened for Santino. Really?

Yeah. That's crazy. That's a wild decision by Santino. What? To have music open for you? No, no. My buddy was open for him, and all right i was like there's no way anderson you should go after a noah khan concert exactly what i thought was happening too i was

like that's an insane thing to do i've seen noah perform now he's so good i mean so fucking good and they had every one of my favorite songs ever i guess like or right now is dial drunk no con post malone every opportunity to do it first ever uh love and life music festival i kick this one off with a fucking bang nope did they do the song at all no they did the song but he didn't bring them out like i see all those like tiktoks all the time of no way morgan wallen brought out post malone for their new song. Was Post still there? I looked at all his dates.

He didn't have a date until June. It's like, dude, why don't you stay in? I don't give a shit. Do what I want to do, Post Malone. I also convinced Post Malone and I are going to be good friends one day. Do you want to be friends with us? Yeah. Okay.

I actually know someone who- Do you want to talk shit about me wanting to be friends with Post Malone? No. All right. You can be friends with us, too. But I thought the same thing. shit about me wanting to be friends with Post Malone because no alright you can be friends with us too but I want I thought the same thing

with Summerfest when they had The Lonely Island and T-Pain was on a few stages over and we're like

there's no way they both have a headlining set T-Pain's got done early and ran over and ran over and did

I'm on a boat with The Lonely Island that's so good that's amazing we listened to I'm on a boat with Lonely Island. That's so good. That's amazing. We listened to I'm on a boat while we were in Florida, and I forgot how much that song jazzes me up. I was ready to punch a hole through our AC. It's so good.

You didn't need to. There already is one. Maybe you would have fixed it. That's a more Aaron. You guys ready to play the game? Time to play the game. Now we're on the same page we got it alright

have you ever seen Doug Love's movies no so in Doug Love's movie he does like an IMB thing where he reads off

DB yeah I was just gonna ignore that IMDB yeah did I not say it right you said IMB

IMDB but he reads off basically the cast list The IMDB? Yeah. Did I not say it right? You said IMB. IMDB. But he reads off basically the cast list, and you have to guess which movie it is. Oh, I like this. Okay, I like this. All right. So this one is obviously I'm going to start at the bottom, and you guys can buzz in. Okay. And I'm going to start at the bottom.

This one's worth one, two, three, four, five, six, seven points if you can get it from the first name, and then if you get it from the top name, it's just worth one. Real quick, do me a favor. I need you to take a sip of either the DW Brandy or the DW Vodka because your voice is getting a little hoarse, and I want to make sure you can get through the game. Or the DW Beer works too.

Okay, yeah. So we're going to start with Ian McShane. I have no idea who that is. Next one. Sissy Speck. This has got to be like a school project. Is this a chemistry video? You guys have seen this one.

Danny McBride. Oh, okay. Tropic Thunder. Do I lose guesses? Can I stop you? You only get oneide. Oh, okay. Tropic Thunder. Do I lose guesses? Can I stop guessing? You only get one guess per guy. Oh, okay. Then I take that back.

Per guy. Okay. Oh, per guy? Yeah, per guy. Oh, so I can guess again on the next person? Yeah. They're all movies? You already said Tropic Thunder, so I'm going to say that's a no.

Land of the Lost. Incorrect. Oh, that's a good guess. Bill Hader. Oh. Land of the Lost. Incorrect. That's good, guys. Bill Hader. Also, this goes in from how they're casted, how they're listed. Okay, so of importance, basically. I got nothing. Jorm to Comb.

Oh, fuck. Really important guy right there. That's the villain. Eliza Fisher. Oh. Is this Borat? Nope. I don't know.

I think she's married to Borat. No, they just got divorced. Oh, yeah. R.I.P. Because of Rebel Wilson. Yeah. Oh, God. What is it?

Okay, go ahead. First one, Andy Samberg. Oh. Jack. Fuck. I know which one it is. Hot Rod? Hot Rod.

You didn't buzz. Fuck. I just saw the too legit to quit thing yesterday. Yeah. So I don't get that one? No, you didn't buzz. You didn't buzz. Fine. You idiot. Jack gets the buzz. You didn't buzz. Fine.

You idiot. Jack gets the point. You dumb, dumb idiot. All right. This one has one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine points. We're going to just say the top one. I don't know. I don't know.

All right. Are these all movies you think we've seen? Let's start with that. All movies you've seen. Cool. Morgan Freeman is the first name. Jack. Wanted. Incorrect all movies you've seen. Cool. Morgan Freeman is the first name. Jack. Wanted.

Incorrect. Now You See Me. Incorrect. Liam Neeson. Are you raising your hand or are you trying to buzz? Michael. Taken. Incorrect.

Charlie Day. Oh, shit. Horrible Bosses. Incorrect. That's a good one, too. He'd be up higher, though. Alison Brie. Next.

I don't know much about her. Nick Offerman. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Do you want me to keep going? Yeah. Will Arnett What the fuck is this? I have no idea All movies Will Arnett

Nick Offerman Is that the last person? Nope you have three more Check Movie 43 Incorrect You could just do that Elizabeth Banks Oh my god I have no clue Jack. Movie 43? Incorrect. Oh, that's a good guess. You could just do that right away.

Elizabeth Banks. Oh, my God. I have no clue. By the way, Movie 43 has one of my favorite bits of all time. Is it the ball section? No, the homeschooling one. Oh, the homeschooling one. With Lip? Yeah, with Lip.

Will Ferrell. What the fuck? Alisabrae. Is that the final fuck? Alisabre. Can you go? Is that the final one? There's one more. Oh, shit. How are we not getting a Will Ferrell one?

Morgan Freeman and Will Ferrell? Elf? Incorrect. Jack. Casino Night. Incorrect. Ready? Number one is Chris Pratt. Oh, Night. Incorrect. Ready? Number one is Chris Pratt.

Oh, Buzz. Lego Movie. That is correct. Oh! Yeah. Damn it! I saw that movie six times in theaters. I was like, if I put all these people, they're like, oh my God.

They're not going to think animated. That's the only thing. I was like, there's no way I've seen all these people. That makes so much more sense, yep. Oh. Damn it. All right. This one only has four.

Okay. Philip Baker Hall. Next. Let's just pretend like that guy's famous. Jennifer Aniston. Ooh, okay. Philip Baker Hall, Jennifer Aniston. I don't think I've seen a lot of them.

Road Trip? Incorrect. Okay, I got nothing. Morgan Freeman. God, what is with Morgan Freeman? Fuck you, Morgan. This is Lego Movie 2? Every time I get a buzz, it doesn't count.

We're the Millers. Oh, that's what I was thinking. Yeah, I knew that's what you were thinking. Incorrect. Go ahead. Number one, Jim Carrey. Jack. Is it Bruce Almighty?

That is correct. Is it Evan or Bruce? Evan is Steve Carell, right? Yes. Yeah. All right. All right. Morgan Freeman pays God in a lot of things doesn't he?

he's such a great voice also how old is he? 90? he's getting old he's gotta be up there but he's looked the same forever he's getting more spots he didn't start acting until he was like 50 something

really? yeah same with Samuel L. Jackson it's so funny when you see Morgan Freeman not acting and he's got an earring in. You're like, you don't have an earring. You're like, you're way too dignified for that. You're a nice guy.

There's six possible ones here. The first one's Ed Helms. Parts of the Caribbean. Incorrect. Hangover. Incorrect Katherine Hahn Parts of the Caribbean 2 Dead Man's Chest

Hangover 2 I'm starting to think you don't know who Ed Helms Alright Number 3 Nick Offerman Parts of the Caribbean 3 At Rolls End

Hangover 3 That's right They didn't make 3 of those Number 4 Nick Offerman. Parts of the Caribbean 3? At Rolls-Royce. Hangover 3. That's right, they didn't make three of those. Number four, Emma Roberts. I wish I was paying attention to the first three. I was too busy thinking about the bit and it wasn't even that good. Ed Helms and Emma Roberts. Jack.

Harry Potter and the Apple of Prince Incorrect I hope I got it now I don't know The Office Oh I'm thinking of a different Emma The next one You are The next one

Jason Sudeikis Horrible Bosses. Incorrect. What is the movie before? Don't tell me. Jason Sudeikis. It's the one where they fucking sell drugs. Oh, my God.

Oh, buzz. No, you can't say it. Damn it. Yeah. Give me a second. Give me a second. We're the Millers. That is correct.

Damn it. That's Give me a second. Give me a second. We're the Millers. Yeah, that is correct. Damn it. Jack, that is worth two points. Woo! Because number one is Jennifer Aniston. You have so many steps ahead of you, all you can do is hope to keep up. I got that in the first round, bitch. Jack is up 4-1. I only have one point?

Yeah, dude. You're usually one point. For a Lego movie, yeah. You better stick to Pirates. All right. David Koechner. Oh, hang on. This one's worth one, two, three, four, five, six.

I drink these too fast when I'm down here. David Koechner. Anchorman. Incorrect. I don't know who that is. That's Champ Kind from Anchorman. I just don't know what he looks like, so... Have you seen Drobo Taylor?

Oh. Yeah, that's probably this next. Drobo Taylor. Incorrect. Have you seen Drobo Taylor? Oh, that's such a good movie. All right, next one is Will Arnett. I can't.

Lego Movie 2. Incorrect. Casino Night. Incorrect. Moino Night. Incorrect. Moira Tyranny. Just move along. Yep. Keep going.

Andre Benjamin. Keep going. Woody Harrelson. Ooh. Jack. It's the zombie one, right? Zombieland. Zombieland Zombieland Well

I'm correct Do you want to Use yours Sure Woody Harrelson We have one left After Woody Zombieland 2

Nope Number one Will Ferrell Fuck That's not my guess. Will Arnett. Will Ferrell. Woody Harrelson.

Not that one. Can I phone a friend? Who? Me? No, Jack. Jack, what do you think it is? It's not Blades of Glory. I know that.

No. Try Eurovision. I didn't buzz in yet. I didn't buzz in yet I didn't buzz in either try Eurovision I've had to there's no way we don't see Eurovision you guys want a hint

yes alright if I change one of these names instead of Andre Benjamin it's Andre 3000 Jack semi-pro that is correct

there you go I wouldn't have got that one Coffee Black Baby Yeah Wait you've never seen the movie? No I have I just wouldn't have gotten it Have you guys ever seen Casa de Mi Padre?

No but I've heard of it It's the one where Yes It's like Spanglish I was like really hoping It was going to be so good And it Honestly the funniest part

Was just that like During like the car chase scene It was like a Hot Wheels car in a cardboard city. That was the only good part. It wasn't that good, which sucked. I bet Eurovision's like that. That's why I didn't watch it. We have two movies left.

I got to get them at the first guess. Yeah, you do. All right. First one, Michael Caine. Ooh. I guess at the same time. Rock, Paper, Scissors. Who goes first? Ty goes to the loser. Ooh. I guess at the same time. Rock, paper, scissors. Who goes first?

Ty goes to the loser. Batman. Oh, no. Incorrect. You're such an idiot. I totally wasn't going to guess that. Austin Powers. Incorrect.

I guess. Lizzie Kaplan. Keep going. Dave Franco. Oh. This is the end. Incorrect. 21 Jump Street.

Incorrect. Liza Fisher. It's Isla Fisher. Isla Fisher. Yep. Now You See Me. That is correct. That's a four-pointer.

Bitch. Damn it. Because you have Woody Harrelson, Mark Ruffalo, and Jesse Eichenberg. you see me. That is correct. That's a four-pointer. Bitch! Because you have Woody Harrelson, Mark Ruffalo, and Jesse Eikenberg. Oh, that's good. That's good for me. I'm coming back right there, aren't I? What are we at? Is it tied 5-5? It is now tied 5-5.

Alright, this guy takes some marbles. This is the last one. Here you go. This is what you guys came for. Not this shit, but this is what you came for. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen point. Okay, okay. I dig this. Ready?

Yep. Wait, can I guess right away? Yeah. Can we both get a guess right away? Yeah, okay. There's that many people in it. Yeah. So it's got to be pretty...

Or it's not. Or it's terrible, yeah. And he's just going to say, like, John, Jacob, I'm going to say this is the end. Incorrect.

I'm going to say Anchorman. Incorrect. Okay. Because they have a big fight scene. That's what I was going for. Oh, I should have used Anchorman. Josh Brolin. Oh. Avengers Endgame. That's what I was going for. Josh Brolin. Oh.

Avengers Endgame. That is correct. Woo! Jack wins by 16 points. He murdered you. So much. Wait, can we just

rewind the tape? It won't happen, but I think that was pretty close to a tie slap. I'm so good at everything. I don't know exactly

which one I won. I'm so good at everything. I'm going to have to change my pants. If you wouldn't have got that one, I'm going to have to go to the poachers. Bradley Cooper, Don Raybrough, Benedict Wong. It was like all these people. I don't know what's better.

If you would have just – I think if you said Bradley Cooper, we wouldn't have gotten endgame right away. Gwyneth Paltrow probably wouldn't have said endgame. I couldn't believe that Josh Brolin is so... It's because he's purple the whole time. He's Thanos, yeah. Well, yeah, but also like, how much is Thanos actually in the movie? He's also the reason it ended. Yeah, he's the reason for it. He's like,

technically, if you think about it, he's in every movie. Like, he's the reason for all the fights ever. No, not for the first couple. Well, yes, but he's not really brought in. When it starts to do with Infinity Stones, then yeah, you can consider just a thought of Thanos.

With Avengers, when the first one happened, he came in at the end, and then he really came in in Guardians of the Galaxy. Yeah. That's what happened. Damn, I'm upset about that. Of all the games, I had that one. What about me? I couldn't win.

I wonder why you were. You came back, though. Yeah, that was good. That was a nail-biter. My favorite thing is you said two. You both said a movie that was going to be played later. Yeah. And I'm like, oh, damn, that's good.

Actually, I did better than I thought. We ended up getting them. The Lego Movie one, I'm so pissed you got that one. That was good. I'm pissed you got the last one. I would be, too, except you're dry and I'm not now. Who's the real winner? It's like you're winning all over again.

It's reenacting. You want to fight 15 minutes later? We didn't fight. She was just getting frustrated because I didn't know what pants, but I totally packed them. Well, in your defense, she was telling you to get pants and you were looking for shorts. No, she said shorts, but I had a pair of shorts that I know I packed in my head,

and there was a pair of shorts she just bought for me that I completely forgot that she bought for me. And so she wanted me to put those shorts on, and I was putting on the wrong shorts. Do you trust her to buy you clothes? Yeah, because she's got a good enough taste, and she knows my size. But like bottoms.

Because bottoms I need to try on. I'm a larger 34. I guess being like a shorter gentleman, pants tend to fit kind of weird. Shirts, complete trust. Larger or 34. I guess being like a shorter gentleman. Pants tend to fit kind of weird. Shirts, complete trust in the lady. Complete trust. She found a sweet one at a thrift store recently.

I like it a lot. Nice. But pants, tough. Have you found her friend's hat yet? My friend's hat? Her friend's hat. No, my hat. Wasn't her friend's hat. Did you find that one yet?

Did you lose it? No, it's my hat. It's not her friend's hat did you find that one yet didn't you lose it no it's my hat it's not her friend's hat now it is what are you talking didn't you wear a friend's hat like one day and you lost it yeah didn't they comment hey that's my hat yeah oh that was her sister oh her sister and that was her sister's hat yeah did you find it no where is it i gave it back oh i didn't even lose it is what I was saying. Oh, I thought you lost it. Yeah, I just gave it right back to her. That whole day was a little bit of a haziness.

Yeah, that's why you got that nice new shirt behind you. Yeah, my buddy, who I said before was like, really likes you. He's like, dude, I can't believe you fucking traded away. That people are sure. Your sweatshirt. I'm like, you really do watch all these. If you really can't be like 20 minutes into a parade video there's a montage of us running what's your everything about the parade yeah it's almost like we were unprepared for that it's almost like we weren't really informed what was

going on no i had no idea what we kind of knew what that was but i was prepared up until like probably old-fashioned number four i thought we were were going to be in the truck the whole time. I didn't know we were running around. I was worried I was going to roll an ankle. I also thought their initial thought was, you should do a podcast in the back of it. I thought we were just going to hang out while they did the parade stuff, and we were going to get drunk.

Yeah. I didn't think that we were going to be in that type of van. I thought we were going to be in an open-top car. I thought we were doing a parade float. Yeah, that's what I thought. I thought we would just sit there with cameras and we'd be talking and then we'd throw a couple beads out, see some boobies, drink some beers. Also, how dumb would that be though

if we're like, let's do a podcast in a parade. No one can hear us, for one. No one gives a shit. Plus, no one would be able to hear us in the recording. If we did hook it up to speakers, that would have been pretty been pretty sick we're gonna have to figure that out come may 31st but how wild would that be like if it's like because that took us what 30 minutes to get through like what people heard in the beginning versus what people heard at the end of us drinking

that much would be drastically different i also think we got to the end where we're like hey we we figured out what we're doing yeah yeah like we were if we if you would have told us by the end they were creating shirts yeah people what they're you know yeah you would have been fine we figured it out the first 15 minutes we just gave away a bunch of koozies probably too quickly we gave away all of them in 15 feet yeah but i also think the beginning of it most of those people are like i'm ready to go home right away like i want to see it quickly. So they're not really there for the party. The people that are kind of

in the middle and closer to the bar, they're like, a lot more people on their coaches. People ready to drink. People on their own coaches. Lots of people saying, here, take a shot of my whiskey. By the time that happened, I was like, we're in trouble. Also, I love that we're doing the recap

two months later. If you haven't seen the episode, click the link up here. Did not do well. Kuski doesn't know how to do that. Just search Wee Crash. I'm going to keep giving Kuski things to edit in there. As you see this picture right here. What I do know how to edit is just like a little text bubble,

so I'll just have one saved. It just goes, don't know how to do that. Or he just goes back to the ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Which we haven't had one of those in a while, and I'm kind of bummed. I'm sorry. Do you want me to say something bad? Say outlandish things. No, I won't do that anymore.

I'm married. Yeah, he's a changed man. No, he's not. The only thing different about him, he's got Star Wars Crocs. Dude, yeah, show off the Crocs. Show off the Crocs. Give him your mom. Sick.

My officiants gave this to us. Well, me. Dude, officiants. Oh, I'm not the officiant anymore at my friend's wedding, but is that like common practice for officiants to give wedding gifts? No, that's just like our, that's our like family friend. So, one of my best men I knew him like since I was like

kindergarten before pre-k and then we stopped and so like we became friends with his family and then we stopped

hanging out when I went to different school and in high school we started hanging back out again and then while we stopped

hanging out my sweet baby girl was hanging out with him like from elementary maybe but they hung out for a while um and so she became really good friends with his parents and so then like after like when we started dating in high

school through college and like past we've always been over at their house or their cabins and stuff so we got really close to them so they're the ones that both of them um his mom and dad that's cool yeah it was cool it was good hanging out with them and slamming some brews what's your take on I don't know like the tradition

or whatever for weddings like bachelor parties and bachelor parties they all pull together and get the groom and bride

a specific gift like cause I've been in around bachelor parties like we all just pulled together. We got whoever was getting married, like the groom, a nice gift catered directly to him, not like the two of them.

And then the bachelor party, did your people do that? Or were they like, we'll just get you all our own separate gifts? Or do you expect people who are already in your party to get you gifts because they've already probably paid a lot to be in the place um go through like the bachelor party traveling to the wedding all the way the big thing that made like and also i don't i've never been part of a bachelor party where we did gifts i know like like the the groomsmen um every bachelor party i've been invited to i've literally just been there to be a vibe guy like i've never been part of the group they've always been just like jack's gonna come get drunk

and have a good time yeah so i never did gifts and i've seen like groomsmen got got one of my buddies um like a new driver yeah um because i'm thinking like my wife's getting married and i made um and so I didn't do gifts but that was because partially we were like also making people spend money to come to our wedding

um and so we really didn't do any gifts um and then during like the bachelor party like I know people just like brought random stuff

like that shotgunning thing someone brought to the bachelor party for me um actually the guy that got the driver um and so there was like

things like that but none of them didn't expect any gifts yeah we much do you get your groomsmen gifts yeah I got a matching watches with their names engraved on it and then I told them not to pack a belt and I just got him suspenders we all matched yeah it's nice and easy room a card and then we did like a care package so we gave everyone a bunch of like advil and liquid ivs and and like imaf and stuff you know just for like coming but that wasn't like super crazy too i mean realistically they came to mexico we probably should have done more yeah i mean for bachelor parties we usually just pay for the the due date be free the entire weekend you can do

whatever you want you know yeah and the bachelor party i did was just up up north so the only thing we really spent money on was we went and got food one day like someplace and i someone bought it for me i think and then we just got a bunch of food from costco and we grilled out and then we went to the casino and i was like i'm not gonna take anyone no one's gonna better give me money to go gamble so i gambled like 100 bucks yeah but yeah just i think everyone's kind of their own policy on gifts some people like i i think you've seen some weddings or we all been a part of one it's like you guys have expected a lot of money to be shelled out by other people for this um i've heard of nightmare weddings it's usually on the uh the bachelorette side where um it's like a

destination wedding where it's not like a week vacation so like i like the idea of what you do is like you got a full vacation out of it um it was up to people like if they wanted to spend the money to be there for a week that's a big difference maker but um but that's also a good selling point too yeah and then but i've heard of bachelorette parties were like okay so destination wedding already um no one lives there in that state so everyone's going there it's not just it's just convenient to them um which i get it's their wedding bachelorette party destination as well um all the multiple different dresses like it's a nightmare to be a part of some of those weddings as a girl or like this girl from my high school

told me like it's cost me four thousand dollars to be in this wedding and i'm not getting married yeah it's a lot of money she was the photographer she goes i'm not even in the wedding party yeah it's a lot well if you're the photographer they should fly you out we almost flew it we'd uh um not the one that followed us but before we found her we were thinking about doing the one that did our engagement photos and having her come out we would just like house her. We'd put her up because like if you're doing that for us we're not going to make you pay for it. You could fill out trash bin.

Diego would have done it. Yeah that's true. Yeah. Could have flown us out. We would have done it. We got three cameras right here. Oh yeah because you know how to make sure the cameras and mics work all the time. Not me. That's a him problem. Wait whoa. Him problem? I'm. Dude, if... Wait, whoa. Him problem?

I'm not trusting you guys for my wedding day. When you point one finger, there's three looking right back at you. Yeah. Unless you point like this. I point down. Yeah. As you should. I look down upon you.

See, he is a little testy today. I walked in and he goes, hi, Michael. You sound rugged. I hope by next week it's better. I don't think it will. Honestly, I don't think it will. Next week's episode you just edit it so it sounds like Elvin. You know what gets better? Booze better.

Booze better. Grab those fucking... I can tell you something. I wish I had these the day before the wedding on Friday because I woke up in pretty rough shape and I was like, honestly, I wish I had these the day before the wedding on Friday because I woke up in pretty rough shape, and I was like, honestly, I wish I had some of these. I did have some liquid IVs, but they didn't do the trick for me. What do these guys do?

Tell us what they do, McCuskey. So it's a two-part thing. It doesn't need to be a two-part thing. So if you get violently hung over, I suggest both of them. Now, I use these um during the festival with rachel and i'm starting to swear by the blue pack actually the blue pack um especially rachel um we split one if we don't get that hung over split it with your significant other with a friend with your sneaky link whoever and take that when you're done drinking.

Go to bed. It's a nice little fruit punch flavor, a little sweet treat at the end of the night. You wake up, and you're going to be a little confused because you woke up, and you're like, I boozed. But you feel way better than you've ever felt before in the morning. It's phenomenal. And then if you're like, hey, I need a little pick-me-up, that orange one right there, got 200 milligrams of caffeine.

Not your average cup of joe. That'll wake you right up, which caffeine, lady's a nurse, okay? She tells me you need to take caffeine in the morning if you have a headache because it'll counteract the headache. That's going to do it right there. Luckily, I don't get that hungover, so I usually don't need that orange one. Blue one, game changer. Take it every time I drink now. If you ever get violently hungover, just take these.

You won't be punching people in the morning ever again. Judd, what does it do for you? It makes me booze better. Booze better. Should we see them next week? We'll see them next week. We're seeing them next week? We're going to see them next week, yeah.

Booze better? No. We'll see him next week. We're seeing him next week? We're going to see him next week, yeah. Booze better? No. We'll see you guys next week at the Comedy Cabin on May 31st.

Also, if you guys want to sign up for the golf outing, there's probably going to be a link somewhere. Not anywhere on the screen. There's going to be a link right here. Look down below. Right here in this box, you'll be able to click. So what's going to happen? Right now, we're fading out. Music is starting as I'm talking.

There's going to be a chance to follow us on social media. And done.