Fat Chance Podcast - Rocky Mountain High Ep.154

Episode Date: January 23, 2025

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Check your check Mike Mike Mike. Did the other mic last week? Yours was so loud. Yours was so loud. I don't know how we did that. Because I'm used to like just Your other mic is so quiet. Yeah, so then I have to project. And then Josh's was

Terribly Terribly quiet. So No, we were See what I mean? They're murdering someone back there. That's steps, I believe. Someone was walking down steps.

That's every barbeque that did not bring enough ice quick. It's just getting taken out back. No, we were, so I've been on this very long ski trip. The last leg of it, or there's only been two legs, but we're in Crested Butte, Colorado, and we're at a bar before the last day of skiing. And we had just skied in four, feels like negative 14, all day, and we're like, this is getting old,

kind of thing, and we're sitting at the bar, and it says Windch chill tomorrow, negative 42. We're like, that ain't happening. Yeah. Before the day even started, I go, I'm just not skiing. And I'm like, I'm already moving here. I'll just use my extra day later. And so half a stay, the other half are like, well,

we don't live here anymore. We're going to go use. I'm like, OK, you guys are going to be icicles. Did they enjoy it? They said it actually wasn't as bad as they said. I think certain parts of the mountain were warmer, but and the Sun was out which helps a lot. Yeah. But negative 42 windchill, I'm out.

Yeah, there I was this past weekend. I was up in Duluth. Yeah, there you go. Good. I was up in Duluth, Minnesota for some shows. And it's cold. It's way colder up there than it is in Milwaukee. And to the point where it just takes your breath away when you go outside. When I was breathing in the air to come here to set up, I was like, this hurts. So then I looked today what it was. I was like, the air to come here to set up, I was like, this hurts.

So then I looked today what it was like. I was like, oh, it's got to be cold here. But I was like, I was just, so I looked at what it was in Duluth, Minnesota today. It's a wind chill of negative 53. Yeah, it's disgusting. And I'm like, that can't be possible. Like, that's not a real thing.

I don't understand that. How do the pipes not just burst? How do you get colder than zero? that? That's always kind of like and at some point in the cold it's just cold like You don't know that's the difference between probably five degrees and negative 10. What do you what are you doing? What do you do for the cold? What does Michael Kuskies it like to stay warm? Yeah, do you have any tips for people out there watching? Stay inside.

Don't do anything. No, for the cold, we'll do every cliché. If it wasn't for the wind, we'd be fine. If it's a sunny, cold day, I can handle that. It's that... I got... Put...

I don't know if you can see this, but put... I have long johns on underneath my jeans. I got I got No, I can't do that under my jeans see I planned for If I'm going somewhere I plan for the middle I do not plan for the roads like growing up Prince like put on a coat because what if the car breaks down? Why parents always think your car is gonna break down you're gonna get into an accident Every time look you better have a coat in your car. You never Michael your car is gonna break down, you're gonna get into an accident. Every time, like, you better have a coat in your car, you never know what could be gonna happen. Michael, your car might break down. My car is totally fine, I have the part to fix it. It's sitting in the garage.

Stop, where's your mechanic? He can't do it because it's negative 30 degrees outside today. It's been months. He was supposed to do it tonight, and he goes, dude, it is too cold, I can't weld in this. I was like, yeah, that's fair. Oh, he's gonna weld. So I don't know, I have to find someone else to do it in the body shop, but I will not wear that.

Yeah, it's good. I wore a sweatshirt here today. Yeah. That's it. See, that's wild to me. I need a coat. I will run to my car, warm it up, and then I'm good. I'm like, okay. I did take off my tassel cap and put on this hat.

Your what hat? Tassel cap. What's a, are you saying words? A tassel cap. What's a tassel cap? A tassel, alright, pause. This is a tassel cap. You mean a beanie?

No, this is a tassel cap. It's a beanie with a button on it. No, this is called a tassel. The top, this is a tassel cap. It's a beanie with a button on it. No, this is called a tassel. The top thing is called a tassel. Right here. So this is a tassel cap. But that's not a cap, that's a beanie. If it doesn't have a tassel, it's just a beanie.

It'd be a tassel beanie. A tassel cap would be if you put that on this. No, it's a tassel cap. I don't like that word. You're learning stuff. I am. tassel cap. I don't like that word You you're learning stuff I am tassel cap that I it feels like a real northern Wisconsin lingo very much I find out that my parents say things that apparently no one else knows and They they it's an everyday language is your Amish well also the word tough it You know where tough it means like. Well, also the word tough it.

Do you know what a word tough it means? Like to tough it out? No, tough it. It's like a small patch of hair. That's what the word tough it means. Where? I have a tough it on my balls. Yeah, yeah.

It's a small patch of hair. And I didn't know that. Oh, you got a tough it of hair? Yeah, yeah. I didn't know that that's you had a tough enough. Yeah, yeah, it's a small patch here, and I didn't know that oh, yeah You got a tough of the hair. Yeah, I didn't know that that's not like a normal people don't say Yes, I learned that the hard way, you know, I like people like they're I Don't know the right word for it, but they're like their sayings their little What parents used to say like my dad is like I bet you dollars to doughnuts like this doesn't happen I go what the fuck does that mean but now I will find myself saying that I go like dollars to doughnuts For sure they're gonna win like I don't I don't get it. Yeah, my dad says a lot of those two

Yeah, it's it's dollars to doughnuts my favorite. There's so many that my dad used to say That's what it's useless as tits on a board peg On a what? Tits on a board peg, okay? It's basically because a board peg is male so the tits wouldn't work. Oh What do you think your kids would be they're gonna? There goes another bar back What do you think my kids are going to, I mean there's so many, there's one that I remember, we had a list at one point of just sayings that don't make sense.

There's one that was wild, it was like, I think my kids would definitely hear there's not a snowball's chance in hell out of me. Yeah, that's a good one That's a good one or five sure Just one more than for sure Okay, that's fair that bar back took a little actually I Man, there's one with the butter raccoon in a barn

If I find the list, there's so many. But you're leaving us very soon. Yeah and okay well we're filming too this week. Cut that. The magic's gone. If all goes well I leave in two days. That's wild. I know. So you know Denver pretty well. So what is something you're going to miss about Wisconsin? But then what is one thing you're

going to look forward to in Denver? This is easy. This is really easy. So what do you want first? What am I going to miss? Public golf. Wisconsin has some of the best public golf in the country. Look it up.

It's like top five, top three best public golf in the country. I mean, you're from here as well. You know we could find, I don't know how many courses, but 30 minutes of where we are right now. And within a reasonable price range. You could play a semi-shitty course up to a pretty decent course anywhere from probably $35 to $65 for a full 18 of golf.

And you could probably call the day of and get a tee time. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe not in the morning, but yeah. Nicer courses week in advance. Colorado, from what I've heard from my friends, you probably have to schedule a tee time a week to two weeks in advance.

It's a little pricier. It's not as prevalent than Wisconsin. So I'm going to miss that a lot. We golf all the time in the summer. We did. We golfed so much. I golfed with my golf all the time this summer we did we got so much I got my dad all the time my dad's like I my dad lost both his golfing buddies this year because his best friend from work moved away and now

I'm moving away and he is not happy mr. Kuski me and Josh will take you out and he will gladly go with you guys absolutely and then you guys should just rip on me the whole time sounds like a great time but I think what I'm looking forward to, not the most, but one of my favorite things is Colorado is sunny. So 300 out of the 365 days of the year, it is usually sunny in Colorado. And I think 65 out of the 365 days, it is sunny in Wisconsin, especially in the winter.

So I think the winters are more bearable. I think it's just going to be,'s just going to feel a little cleaner. I get to be outdoors and stuff like that. It's a new chapter for comedy, which I'm looking forward to. I can walk to comedy work from our new place. That's fun. The Wisconsin not having good days is very funny, because that's one of Marvell's jokes, where he's like,

that one Wisconsin night, you guys remember that one good one we had?'s like yeah but it's it's one of those things where my buddy told me because he's from Colorado when we were in college he goes it's very similar in terms of you know weather and people and whatnot but dude the Sun comes out and if it rains it doesn't rain that long it's cloudy it passes through It's like mountain weather which is really nice. Yeah, and I can start skiing and snowboarding a lot more. That's fair Yeah, yeah, I don't I don't do much of that anyways

But what I did when I went to Denver I did visit a mountain went up there, and it's just it's just Peaceful and nice. It's beautiful. I've been in the mountains for the last Like 11 days yeah, but Denver's I mean from what I remember of it It was farther away from the mountains then yes people like so it people say hours I flew from yeah into Denver took us four hours to get to the mountain. We went to there are closer ones We just went to to the mountain we went to. There are closer ones. We just went to one of the farthest ones.

And when we got there, our buddy goes, I forgot to tell you guys, this is the coldest mountain in the country. I was like, cool, dude. I wonder if it was negative. You were there with your little hoodie on, you were like, oh, it's not that cool. No, I will, I'll bundle up.

I finally have an actual jacket. I used to just put layers on and then like a raincoat over because it was waterproof. I didn't have anything and I didn't want to. And so for Christmas. That's not true. No, Rachel got me a snowboarding jacket for Christmas. I love it.

It's purple. It's great. I look like such a bro. Yeah, well first of all, you look at that before you get a purple thing. Now imagine just getting a purple jacket on there You're probably looking Barney flying down the horse guess what the brand is called Hayes no purple Hayes no even worse

fraternity one word fraternities one word dope Dope snow so on the jacket just says dope Such a burl. Oh my God. There are so many people with a safe jacket on that mountain but I digress. Yeah, I will definitely miss Wisconsin a lot. I'm back in a month though.

Cause we have a show at the improv. Yeah, what day is that? We should probably promote it. We should probably promote that cause it's in like four weeks. Yeah, you should definitely throw that on the improv. Yeah, what day is that? We should probably promote it. We should probably promote that, because it's in like four weeks. Yeah, you should definitely throw that on the calendar. We're definitely going to have a few Zoom calls about that one. That's the 23rd or 27th.

I believe it's going to be the 23rd. Could be the 27th. I think right now we have the 27th booked. Yeah, OK. Let me know. We'll get that going. I've been having just insane shows lately. I'm doing 20, 30 minutes, and I probably

get to my material maybe 15 minutes in. It's like things are just happening. Last week, I got on stage during... Sorry to interrupt, do you want to answer? Yeah, go ahead, we can answer. Hello. You're good. We're filming. What up?

Yeah, okay, I'll talk to you in a bit. I got on stage and literally as soon as I got on stage someone's phone went off and it was wind chimes as their like alarm or something. So I was like did someone bring wind chimes to the show? That's an interesting alarm noise. Well I think yeah but it was it had to be an older person because yeah So so we I talked about wind chimes I literally was talking and then someone else's phone goes off and I was like is it an amber alert? Like what is going on and it was some guy literally right next and he would I was like

Do you want to answer that and he goes no And I was like, well, do you want to look who it is? He goes it's probably a phone solicitor and I was like turn it off, it's probably a phone solicitor. And I was like, a phone solicitor? That sounds like a prostitute who's calling you. Do you mean a scam? Scam likely? You're just some older crowd you're performing to. Well, I mean, it was the country.

And they have never seen comedy before. But then there was a man who looked like the lumberjack in the Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. He was dressed beanie garb and looked like the body of it. It was insane. Like to the T. Did he have one of those tinsel caps on? Your tassel cap.

Tassel? Tassel. Tassel. Tinsel is what you put on a tassel. Yeah, but tinsel Christmas, you wear those hats around Christmas, it's close enough. It's hostile. Yeah, but you tinsel Christmas wear those hats around Christmas is close enough It's very close enough, but when I was looking through what we should do for today's episode Yeah, we're gonna bring back the Buzzfeed quizzes

But before that I did find Jack's Pinterest Jack has a Pinterest Jack has a Pinterest. Oh, do you guys remember Jack? He has so much on his Pinterest. Is it like, can you tell he's active? Oh, he has to be. He has a Warhammer, 176 pins of Warhammer. Wait, let me see. Turn the phone.

Interesting. OK. This seems very like him, though. Oh, how's this alarm? You like this one? Interesting. Okay. This seems very like him though. How's this alarm? You like this one? No, I don't like that alarm. This one's so peaceful. Is that your birth control alarm?

What is that? But that's a peaceful alarm. I switched to that to wake me up recently. And I wake up and I'm not angry. Because I don't hear it right away. The old traditional iPhone alarm, you know exactly what I'm talking about. That one will wake me up at the first note and I jump.

Yeah, as it should be. That's how you should wake up. I should wake up peacefully. No, be frightened. Get out of bed. I sleep aggressively. When I toss and turn, I catch air when I go over. I want to be woken up as frightened as I want. I want to think someone's in my apartment. Just get me scared. I guess, yeah, because I snooze way more now. Yeah. So Jack has some very funny things on this Pinterest.

He's got one pinned gist of golf, and it's just one pin of how hard you supposed to hit a 60 shot really compared to a 30 yard shot or an eight yard shot. What does it say? What is just a graphic? It's just a graphic of how high you have to bring the follow through Yeah, and then he's got a pin that just says awesome and it's It goes from rings that men wear to cheeseburger macaroni pizza skillet That last one sounds really good though. Yeah, Jack Jack could pull off a ring Jack could pull off a ring

Like a like a pointer finger ring or maybe a pinky finger ring you and I we put on a ring. Jack could pull off a ring like a pointer finger ring or maybe a pinky finger ring. You and I we put on a ring instantly. I'd hate myself and Jack has has to be recently posting on Pinterest because he has lower backstretchers. Oh shit. Right underneath a best keto breakfast. I know I first was thinking all right this is Genevieve on a Pinterest account and they share it. They very well could share it. They could share it.

This is a lot of Jack stuff. But you know what? I've never really gone on Pinterest. It looks like he'd probably get some good stuff out of there. Yeah, he has pairings for beer. You pin that. You know, I think Jack's a lot more elegant than we give him credit for. Yeah, that's fair.

Like his home life when we're not there, he's making nice meals, like this cheeseburger skillet goes well with this musty IPA from Point Place Brewing. He's got some like snickerdoodle recipes, he's got some, those Cheez-Its, homemade Cheez-Its. Those were good. Yeah. Those were good, and you know,

he's probably sending a lot of these to G. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And. But a lot of it, majority is Warhammer. Well he's a painter. He's a painter. And then he has host projects as well. All right, that definitely has a count.

He's not sharing that with G. That's awesome. But that was very funny though, I found that. Maybe I should get a Pinterest. Find some nice fun hobbies I don't know. What would be on your how does Pinterest work? Do you is it just like people? post projects or you they post like Recipes and stuff and then you can pin it for later like it's like saving it. It's like saving Instagram things

Yeah, Yeah for later But they're all in one place and you can have different so they know it would then stick in your recipe one and then you have Oh like almost a cookbook then On there and it's like home projects and stuff So I loosen these shoes We'll take a panda and I don't think I'm ever like cuz now they're off. And I don't think I'm ever going to, because now they're slip-ons, and I don't think I'm ever going to tie them again. There's a company called Knicks, I think. Knicks, maybe?

They're big. They're big. Basketball team? No. That's, no. K-I-N-I-K. So just Knicks. Shut up.

It has to be Knicks. K-I-N? K-I-N. Oh, K-I-N. It's just K-N. I go, well, I don't think they want to say things. But their whole thing is shoes that you can just put on without tying.

But they have laces like that look like yeah this was like such a trend where you like loosen them up and your shoes were just ungodly loose and you're trying your hardest not to have your shoes fall off that was a big middle school thing I thought it was so cool I had my pair of Jordans my one pair of Jordans I've ever owned probably some of the coolest shoes I've ever had No laces were ever tied on those shoes It was basically like slippers. I used to have a buddy who Didn't like even these like that tie them yeah, so he would burn the side of them

So they would just yeah, you see I don't mind time issue. I don't like long laces So that's perfect. It's a nice short knot, nice tight short knot. You don't even notice it. But when you got the floppy ears, nope. I'm out. Yeah. All right, let's Buzzfeed this up.

Here we go. Millennial things that are uncool to Gen Z. So we'll see how cool you are, all right? OK, I'm technically a millennial. Check off everything that sounds like you. Okay. Do you wear skinny jeans? Like tight skinny jeans?

Do you wear skinny jeans? No, not anymore. No, okay. Do you wear your hair with the side part? Do I? I think it's more of a girl thing. Yeah, I think it's a girl thing. Do you use the laughing,'s more of a girl thing. Yeah, I think it's a girl thing. Do you use the laughing crying emoji?

Yes. Okay. Not often. I'm a three ha's. Ha ha ha. Do you proudly show off your Hogwarts house? Oh, what house am I? No. I don't even know what house I am. Okay. Then I'll skip the next one because specifically you're probably showing off that you're Hufflepuff What have you ever said the phrase girl boss or used the hashtag girl boss Do you obsess about coffee No, in fact, I like the shitty diner coffee. Maybe I obsess over okay. I'm gonna say yes

Do you love wine? No, do you love bacon? In fact, I like the shitty diner coffee. Maybe I obsess over Okay, I'm gonna say yes then. Do you love wine? No. Do you love bacon? Bacon or baking? Bacon. Yeah, I like bacon. What are your thoughts on rose gold? Like the color?

Fine. Okay. Who doesn't like bacon? Do you obsess obsess with pizza? I do have a pizza oven. Do you hate pineapple on pizza? No. Have you ever used the word doggo?

Like that's a what? No. Okay. Have you ever used the word adulting? No. Okay, have you ever used the word adulting? No At what angle do you take your selfies from I don't at what angle would you take your selfies from? So high angle okay, okay Do you look at the screen instead of the camera when taking a selfie? So is it front or is it behind?

I'm looking at the screen. Screen? Yeah. Okay. Have you ever said the word or the phrase, so I did a thing? No. I feel like this is targeted towards women.

Yeah, I mean, but you, have you ever said some personal news in reference to an announcement or an accomplishment? No. I don't really share things about my life. Have you ever felt attacked by the results of a BuzzFeed quiz? We're about to find out. Alright, here we go. Show me my results. I have to be tolerant. You're Gen Z!

Yeah, congrats on being young and hip. Hell yeah. What age does Gen Z start? It's gotta be that's a very good question. Let's See that I feel like I'm on the tail end of millennial You're like Gen X right? Hey Siri, what age does Gen Z start? What's before millennial? Are you a boomer? Sorry. First of all, I'm not a boomer. And my Siri does not work, I think. That's a boomer thing to do is to talk to text, though.

God damn it. All signs point to 46 years old. Alright, I'll just Google it. Oh, like a Gen Z-er would do? A quick type of the thumb? When does Gen Z start? When does Gen Z start? I don't know what it would be.

OK. Gen Z starts in 1997. I just missed it then. I'm 96. Oh! It ends in 1997. I just missed it then. I'm 96. Oh! It ends in 2012. There's a guy in the back. He just closed the door so we can't hear another bar back guy. Yeah as he should. But I have to be a millennial then. Dude you are whatever's before Boomer and between millennial for sure. No, I'm still, we're both 90s babies. Are you a 90s baby? Yeah.

You gotta be. I'm a year, I'm 91. You're 90, oh dude, you're so close. Sure. You're so close to me also. Like if you were born in the 80s, you'd be like, you could be my dad. You could be my dad.

I just look older. No, but 80s now sounds like, I mean, we are in 2025. True. And almost through January already. It feels like it's already February. Like it pretty much, at this point, once kind of the New Year's resolutions start fading, it's pretty much.

The year's over. It's Christmas. The next month is May, I'm pretty sure. Happy Halloween, yeah. We were talking about this, and we'll go to the next quiz. Because the group of guys I hang out with were 28 turned 29, 27 turned 28. Like you're staring down the barrel of 30

and you're having that like, oh my god, life's going kind of fast thing. And someone was like, yeah, he read something. He was like, time seems to go faster as you get older because you're having less new experiences. So the more you're in just like a routine and you're doing things day to day, time seems to go by much quicker because you're having less new experiences. So that's why as a routine, you're doing things day to day, time seems to go by much quicker because you're

having less new experiences. So that's why as a child, you feel like your youth was so long because everything's new to you. That's fair. But also, I think is is. You also understand the concept of time a little better. That's what I think. Also, you're planning more.

You know what's about to happen three weeks from now. Exactly. And as a kid, you don't have that. You just wake up and your day is kind of made for you. So you kind of like don't know. So like your concept of time is very different. Yeah. But so the guy's like if you want to feel like you're doing like the year lasts longer or you're doing more like you just need to like go get out of your comfort zone. I think that's like just a good general rule of thumb. you should do a piece of advice for anyone in life is go do something fun different go skydive go I don't know

yeah there's a guy your guy friends there's a guy that uh does that scare you but there is a guy that says you should do one thing a year that scares you, like one thing that is. I'm doing mine, I'm moving across country. There you go. Sign up for a marathon or whatever. All right, here we go. We'll stick with the millennial theme.

So sorry millennials, but there's no way you'll pass this easy quiz. Did you struggle with the word quiz? No, I'm looking at the first question and it's going to be tougher than for you. What? Well, it's basically a lot of pictures

but I'm just going to describe them to you. Alright, what is it called? Or what is cooking? in this picture, which is a stovetop popcorn? Popcorn. Yeah. Okay.

It's easy. It's the tin foil. For those of you who can't see, because I'm not going to edit this in, it's one of those tin foil things you put over your stove and it pops. What is sold in these vending machines with the triangles the front the triangles in the front Cigarettes that is correct What are these it's a bunch of reels that that It's I don't know the exact term, but it's it's a bunch of pictures right

Yes, yeah, show pictures not starts with an art right It was like a kaleidoscope type of thing, but yeah, yeah, yeah Back in the dinosaur age yeah, what did these speakers typically play? Some old speakers. What did those speakers typically play? Are those like recess speakers? Like announcements?

So school announcements? Yeah. Incorrect. Sound from a movie. Sound from a movie. So it's from an outdoor movie theater. Oh, like an outdoor movie theater. OK.

I've never been to a drive-in. I think it'd be fun, though. Oh, like an outdoor movie theater. OK. I've never been to a drive-in. I think it'd be fun, though. All right, where would you find this device, most likely? It's got a bunch of numbers, and it's got a gray bar. This looks like it's for an eye exam.

Eye exam? OK, let's go. I have no clue. The question is next to a phone, next to some shoes, next to the radio, next to the television. Phone? That is correct. There we go. All right, what did the hole underneath

the headlights used to be? I have no clue. Where you hit a deer? Lift the car up to get a better view of the engine, to install new lights, or to insert a change. Insert change. No, it's to lift the car up. Lift the car up. That looks like it would ruin the car. This is going to be tough for the viewers. Yeah, this is very tough for the viewers.

I'm going to skip this anymore because I am at... Turns out I am House Hufflepuff. No, we'll skip this because there's too many pictures. Have you seen Shit's Creek? No, well this will skip that because there's too many pictures and Have you seen Schitt's Creek? I have yes. I haven't seen the ending though Well, we're gonna find out which Schitt's Creek character you most like sweet probably the gay one all right What color wig would you have black pink yellow? purple

blonde Gray Pink, yellow, purple, blonde, gray, buzz cut, red. What kind of wig? Yes. Buzz cut. OK. Pick a Mariah Carey song. We belong together. Emotions.

Beautiful. One sweet day. Obsessed. Dream lover. Always be my baby. Touch my body. Fantasy. Touch my body.

Touch my body. I don't know that song. All right, pick a celebrity you would want to run into at a party on a yacht. Rihanna. Chris Evans. Selena Gomez. Harry Styles.

The Rock. Oprah. Keanu Reeves, Tom Hanks, Dolly Parton. Dolly Parton. No, that was a shock to me. What was that? Oh, you dirty dog. Pick a city that you'd want to jet off to. Tokyo, Berlin. Tokyo. Madrid, Mexico City, Los Angeles, London, Buenos Aires, Miami, or Vancouver. Tokyo.

Okay. We got another one. Pick something you'd want to eat at Cafe Tropicana. Fried chicken. We got another one pick something you would want to eat at cafe Tropicana Fried chicken Poutine club sandwich grilled chicken sandwich impossible burger chicken soup pancakes Fruit parfait where my enchilada

What would you like to eat fried chicken? Where am I eating this from the cafe? Chop chop cana what what is that? People make the juice no the restaurant there At the Chits Creek. Oh at Chits Creek. I forgot this is shit Pancakes was that not me it was okay the diner Look good. Thank you. pick something to buy from Rose Apothecary oh, that's the one guy's thing yeah face cream a bottle of wine a store-branded topic essential oils a notebook organic shampoo Body milk wine coffee or local farm cheese new cheese Okay

And finally pick a TV show on Netflix to binge stranger things Dracula elite Kovac I Great British great British, but bake off you can't speak Emily in Paris Somebody feed Phil grace and Frankie somebody feed. It's a good show is it yeah, I like the food traveling shows along All right, who do you think you are? I Think I am the the dentist guy no the vet guy. No you are the dad you are Johnny You are I mean I'll say that's probably right. It's probably know how people make these quizzes because There has to be like you have one answer at least you yeah for sure. I mean, but BuzzFeed that probably just Have people that's their day is just to make like an algorithm of if you click these buttons

You'll be this if you click these buttons. You'll be this you you click these buttons you'll be this if you click these buttons you'll be this you'll click these buttons to be that because BuzzFeed just you know it's like the most basic programming you could probably do yeah for sure and it's and it's fun how different were your answers if you did that oh way different way different yeah what are you getting at a diner oh man I'm probably getting some chicken chicken yeah at a diner? Oh man, I'm probably getting some chicken. Chicken? Yeah. At a diner? Some fried chicken? Yeah. No.

Sir, what are you getting if you eat at a diner? Diner? Yeah. Burger? OK, that's fair. Everyone gets chicken at a diner. Everyone gets chicken at a diner. I'm thinking George Webbs, and I'm

never getting chicken at a diner. Oh, George Webbs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, exactly. No one eats George Webbs sober, so I've never. I do. I'm not forget. Oh Yeah No one eats George Webber's sober, so I've never I do you've had George Webber's sober Yeah, that's it was my favorite restaurant growing up those pancakes are phenomenal There was a there's a conspiracy theory that Taco Bell put something in their food that you only get when you're drunk Well, you'd like it like the taste buds have a have a, have a, have an element into it that,

if you have alcohol mixed with Taco Bell, it enlightens the food experience. So nicotine, is nicotine in their food? I don't know, but hey. I only smoke cigs when I'm blacked out. I was like, okay. We are, okay, this is, and we can end this because I'm outing a friend.

But I learned, we all have a friend that's addicted to nicotine. Oh, I thought someone's gay. No. Well, it could be, I don't know. I thought you were outing a friend. Yeah, no. Diego.

Diego is. Shocker. So we were in Colorado and they're like yeah our buddy he just quit zin's but he apparently and he got like really he's been really into the food stuff and he does this like smash or pass food thing and Like his food. It looks great. I'm gonna give him credit It looks great But I found out the way he's been cooking a lot of this on his new Traeger grill that he afforded with his points from

his purchases of Zin So he bought because of all the Zins he bought he acquired enough points to purchase a Traeger grill for free Do you want to know how much money he spent on Zins? Wait, so wait wait wait wait Yeah, so Zinz? Wait, so wait, wait, wait, wait. So Zinz has a program. No, his credit card has a program. So his credit card has a program and he only buys Zinz with his credit card? He said he acquired most of it from Zinz, yes.

Do you want to know how much money he spent on Zinz? $3,000. Up. $10,000. $7,000 on Zinz. We did the math A tin of Zin now about is about $10

We did 10 So that's okay $10 a tin $7,000 700 tins of Zin That's a lot, that is a lot of nicotine When did Z ends become popular probably Four years ago, but they've been out for a while

I'm gonna say we gave him the benefit of doubt. We've been out of college for six years Maybe started doing it for college That's 100 Zins per year two two Zin, two cans of Zin a week. That's crazy. For seven years. And most people watching this at Zin are probably gonna be like, dude, I go through two tins in a weekend. What is the most, I don't know.

But that's, but I'm gonna say. Is he putting them in his bottom and upper lip? I think he's like putting them in upper, bottom, ass. Just armpits. Like armpits. Any way you can digest. He's got like earrings of them He just does like one a day. I'm gonna say like in the last four years. He had 700 tins of that's wild Can you imagine if someone told you if you look back on your budget for the year and someone that was what I'd be afraid

Of it'd be like someone. Hey, you think you did well budgeting money today, but you spent seven grand on zins on nicotine pillows that's crazy what I mean seven thousand dollars or anything is a lot like what have you what have you spent seven thousand dollars on this year it's January, but 7,000. Shit, $7,000? What have you spent $7,000 on, you think? I spent over $7,000 on this company last year. I spent probably about $15,000, $16,000.

Yeah, because we also rented out a golf course. I did that in a day. Yeah. Um, I think the closest thing I get outside of rent or food, like necessities would be. Booze is my biggest expense. Like my, my vice would be alcohol. And I don't even know if I've reached $7,000. Yeah, $7,000 expenses. Cause that's, let's say you spend spend $100 a week on booze.

You're still not even at $7,000. I don't think I spend $100 a week on booze. No, I don't either. But I mean, I spent a decent amount the last two weeks. It's been quite a bender for me. Yeah, I mean, when you travel or have a vacation, you don't look at the bank statement for a bit. No, I'll tell you what, though.

You guys want to have a good time and feel like a king, you don't look at the bank statement for a bit. No. I'll tell you what, though. You guys want to have a good time and feel like a king, go to Canada. Because we had this fun little game called Money Isn't Real There, because the dollar does well. So everything was 30% off while we were there. So like, oh, this is a $15 whatever. Yeah, but not really. So I was like, you checked your bank standards like wow seeing those like 12s and 15s

Dropped down to like 11 and 9 8. I was like oh this feels really nice This feels really nice, and it sucked though when I came to Colorado's like well This is 15 means 15 this sucks But we did find a sick deal for PBR taps Crested Butte in Colorado two dollars Wow $2 on for a Vale Resort. Well, that's incredible. Yeah. Well, that's good. That's good for you well, we can end this one and and It's good. It's good that That you're moving out to a place that you're gonna enjoy. So thank you

Cheers to everybody. Make sure you drink booze better if you're ever hung over from all the alcohol that you've bought. Over $7,000 worth. And make sure to drink risk...