Fat Chance Podcast - Secret Pageant Kid Ep.177

Episode Date: September 18, 2025

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Oh, welcome to Fat Trans Podcast. Only took 45 minutes to you to set up. As always, I'm here with my co-host. Also Michael Kosky. Are you not going to say anything? Can you not hear me? Oh, my gosh. now talk

can you hear me now now you're back now you're back there you go all right so now let's start our Verizon commercial Verizon what network

do you want to choose do you think the guy switching from Verizon to sprint was as big of a betrayal as LeBron going to the heat I don't think

LeBron going to the heat was even that big of a betrayal I don't think it was either but you get what I'm trying to say i think i think no i think i think i think the one you're talking about is worse yeah you know that's like if he went to whoever the rival is of the calves you know because i don't think the heat was such a big rival at that time you know no what what did the what did sprint make that

guy what was their new slogan because instead i was like can it wasn't can you hear me now yeah Yeah, because I can hear you now or something like that. Oh, I can hear you know. I thought he was answering the question. But also, like, a lot of that stuff is just marketing. Like, they probably had a trademark on the Can You Hear Me Now? Oh, absolutely. You know?

Like, the Where's the Beef people? That was trademarked. Like, you can't, other people can't have their slogan as Where's the Beef? Who is? Who is Where's the Beef? Is that? Is that Wendy? Or no, that's we have the beef. Maybe it's Wendy's?

Where's the... We have the beef? No, we have the meats. That's Arby's. It's Arby's. That's Arby's. Where's the beef? I feel like...

Who is that? All right, it is. Where's the beef? Is a food chain? Wendy's. You were correct. Spot on. That's right.

Where's the beef? also is it's almost like a terrible slogan too because it's like where's the beef it's not in our patties it's it's it's it's very weird to have a slogan be a question you know we had a um a terrible slogan in high school i don't know if you had slogans in high school ours was um we don't do that here that's what our slogan was we don't do that could be a lot of we we don't But also it's like Marion high school We don't do that here Like it just seemed very negative

Is that like a Like an ode to we don't bully It was it was I think it was an anti-bullying thing But it was also like Just very funny that your slogan is Basically Negative You know

We don't do that here We don't know what we do But we don't do that here So I remember that was a huge thing And like people were like That's so dumb that we had it. And then during our school play, we had one of my buddy's job in the entire school play was he dressed up as Where's Waldo and was just in the back of the play in random spots.

During the play. And it was very funny. I would have liked that gig. Yeah. Yeah, very funny. And then right before the end of the play, they gave him one speaking line. He just goes, we don't do that here. And come up to left left.

That's, I mean, did anyone show up to that play? Did people go to the high school plays? I assume, yeah. I didn't. I didn't. And it's not, I'm not bashing the plays. They did one for the school. They never heard of, like, they never did one that they didn't put one on for the whole school for us.

Oh, yeah, they put one on for the school. And they, like, yeah. I do remember they pulled on for it. the school because otherwise i'm like i would otherwise i was in a um i did mr f hs it was like a male pageant to raise money for like fbLA wait you were a pageant boy i was wait a second yeah you were a pageant boy it was um did you give us a wave come on oh yeah it was great it was great I'm just getting death looks from the peanut gallery over here. Oh, wait, give them their, give them the way.

We should, I should give you some pageant questions. Oh, yeah, we should. Did you have a sash? No, I forgot what it, how it really worked. It was, it was like a charity thing, and whoever raised the most money won. Like, it didn't matter how you performed, but there was a, there was a talent competition which just me and one other member had a dance off and then you had to wear a suit for one

I think there was a swimsuit one I'm not oh but I think you had to have a shirt on you're just flexing I'm not even flexing yeah it was there was something else I don't think we had to answer any questions but it was it was basically just they picked like four or five energetic that that is that weren't going to get embarrassed and had fun with it I think it was like what what song did you do the dance off to I honestly don't know I don't know that is is there is there evidence of this yeah I can find a picture of me I can find a picture of me somewhere all right in I look like I was going I look like I was just going to

homecoming I think I wore an old homecoming shirt and that's so funny the little pageant boy Michael Cusky how much money did you raise not a clue you guys were in the negative they didn't tell us they were just like

you could just like pick who you wanted to donate and put in a bucket and they're like this guy raised the most money I was like well I didn't try and bring anyone here well it's only one person they all didn't I don't know

someone someone younger than me one is this a bringer Oh, what's going on here? I think so, yeah. I think it was to bring her show. That's so funny. I guess I've never really considered myself a pageant boy. We're going to get Michael a sash.

That's what I'm going to do next time I see you. Make sure you have a nice sash. Mr. Franklin. It was like Mr. FHS, is what it was called. That's so funny. No, the delegate from this. cul-de-sac who's your greatest who's your biggest role model how would you solve the economic crisis of this administration yeah uh what platform are you running on and what current events are

you focused on none getting out of here was my that's what i was focused on yeah having high school kids answer that would be very funny because my answer would be uh just a BS answer trying to get the to go woo to laugh yeah i honestly don't remember if they asked us questions but i feel like that's something they should have done trying to change the cafeteria food and make sure the football team goes undefeated i'm on the team but i don't play so yeah that's so funny uh how's your weekend what did you get what did you do weekend was good weekend was good we went to see nate bargetzi at the ball arena here oh how's that he's probably great he's unbelievable it was an unbelievable show i have never seen rachel laugh harder in my life at one point i thought

she was seizing next to me um so that was good it's always fun watching someone else laugh enjoy themselves it's a very good time um saw him relax the rest of the night then did brunch Saturday and just kind of hung around with some friends. I had like a wine beer bar. Went home. Yesterday, did a bunch of meal prep, just some adult things. And now we're here. It's Monday.

Yeah. I mean, you watch Packer game on Thursday. Crazy game. It's a great start to my weekend. It was a great start to my weekend. It feels so good to, you know, just be already done and won before all the other games on Sunday. That makes sense? Yeah, it feels great.

I already know my Sunday is going to be good. I know my Sunday isn't going to be ruined by a Packer game. I was like, all right, we're already at a good equilibrium. There is no going down from here unless I get hit by a car or something. But it was, it's great. Now it's just my fantasy team that can bring me down, which it did both teams. Yeah. It's just something about when the Packers win, sports center and every talk show,

it hits different the next day. I want to listen to it. I want to eat it up. Tell me how good we are. It's weird how many highlights I watch of the game I just watched the next day, you know? I listen to the same take over and over, just from a different voice. I've seen this sack four times already. Let's watch it again from a different angle.

Let's hear someone else called Micah Parsons, a gazelle. Or not a gazelle, a lion. Yeah, let's see this team edited video of him doing this act. It's pretty fun. I, uh, yeah, I went golfing on Saturday with, uh, with Brandon and, uh, Josh, I wanted Brandon's buddy. We did a little two-man scramble, uh, which was fun. Uh, but Brandon did, did a thing where, uh, he gave the guy a nickname, and we, this is the first time meeting this guy. And so we all shake, he gave his buddy a nickname on the spot. Well, he goes, yeah, this is,

this is my buddy. And his nickname's booty cheeks. All right. That's weird. It's a weird name. But then we get on the course a little bit longer, and we're just like, oh, nice pot, booty cheeks, you know? We keep going with it. And we probably make it to, like, three holes left. And I was like, so where does booty cheeks come from? And he goes, that's not my name here. Brandon just said that.

I was like, gosh, damn it. We've called him. I'm surprised you didn't see that. I felt so dumb. And I should have. I should have. I should have. I should have known who I was dealing with.

Exactly. And I should have known There was some sort of game there But I gave the guy I benefited the doubt And it backfired But yeah But no

It was a good time We had a lot of fun Booty Chicks It's just not a good Nickman Also his name starts with B So I don't care if it started

With B.C Like his last name was Cheeks Yeah Like it's just not a good And it's such a Brandon thing to do We're like Yeah Yeah

Yeah Yeah I know And probably the friend was like What the hell, why is he saying that? But it got me. You got me. So, me and Josh, me and Josh beat them stroke-wise, but they won match, technically. Oh, wow.

How bad did. Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah. They had some blow-ups then. Well, yeah, and then we had, I mean, we tied on, and they kept going. Like, we just added it to the next one. instead of just getting one point. So they technically won a five one time.

And I was like, oh, now we're down five, you know? Yeah, no going on from there. We came back and made it all the way down to 18. But, yeah, it was kind of hard to come back after they won that. But it was fun, a good time. Would you guys shoot stroke-wise in a two-man scram? We shot an 80, which is not great. Okay.

Not great, but it's not terrible. Is it two-man scramble? Yeah, not too bad. Could be worse. Yeah, we were flirting with, in the mid-70s, and then we kind of fell apart there too, so it happens. I think I'm going to try golfing this weekend or next. I haven't golfed since the outing.

Did you even golf at the outing? I took, I golfed one hole. Okay. One hole, yeah. I took some celeb shots, but that's, pretty much it i'm bummed i didn't get to golf much this year but that'll change i know going forward next year um and fall golf here goes pretty far into the year like i could probably golf into early november here that's lucky that's lucky stuff yeah we we still we still no we're like

in the we were in like the 70s this weekend upper 70s so it's still yeah it's still warm not fall weather yet um so we're getting to it you feel it coming you yeah it's The trees, like, every fourth tree is going to be orange. Well, hello, doggy. Yeah, this is, this is Otis. Hello, Otis. Say hi. Otis, are you a fan of Fat Chance?

Otis doesn't talk. I mean, I actually don't know if I've really ever heard him bark. You're just going to lay next to me. I, uh, which I almost like, if they don't talk, are they sad? So I feel like if I don't talk, I'm sad. But I also don't want to hear a dog bark nonstop. If they don't talk, are they sad? Yeah, I don't know.

That is a good question. And I'm going to ask Caesar Milan. Caesar, if you're watching this, let us know. Let us know. Yeah, why do some dogs barks? and some don't. Caesar, if you're out there, or Dog the Bounty Hunter,

if you know the question, answer, or if anyone knows in the comments, put it down below, you know. There's quite a few people happy that we were back. Yeah, it was nice to see. Not as many as I'd like, but I also understand the lack of viewership after ghosting someone for five weeks.

You know what? I want to be liked. I'd like to be liked by more. And, hey, step it up. Not for this guy. he's a frank he's he's he's mr a f hs he is wanting everyone to be mr more more more over here give him the wave it's it's never enough this is this is what you're going to start getting if i don't see that that kick back up here soon you know what my favorite my favorite was is um someone would

like any guests lined up and i appreciate this like did you see this No, I don't know. No. On our thing, it says, so happy to see you guys back. Do you guys have any guests line up, like maybe Charlie Barron's or Jack, which... Honestly, they're interchangeable. Completely interchangeable. They both refuse to be on the podcast.

I don't know. We also haven't asked either. You're not wrong. So, and out of respect for both. them and their family. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Their time, we're letting them. I just, I was honestly more impressed that we've given off the vibe that Charlie may want

to do this show. I think we get all that. I mean, Charlie would do the show. I think, I think if we, if we make it lucrative enough, he would do the show. We have the connections. We have, no, but, but I'm saying, we could get Charlie. Like, it's not like it's like a crazy thing. No, not at all, but I was just like, oh, okay.

Yeah, our guests. that we can get are probably more impressive if you write them all down, you know? We could get some big people. We could, but guess what we don't do? Pay them. Try. Okay, I was going to say, yeah, monetary ones.

Oh, we don't pay them either. Why do you want more people other than us? What's wrong with us? What, if I pay them, it is like, I'll buy your lunch. Like, that's... Yeah, and they're going to get so much, so many people in the comments. asking about them so if you want to see a guest put them in the comments we won't reach out to

him but it'll be fun just tag them and then that would be that would be great just yeah if anyone can tag random people montel jordan uh the guy who sings this is how we do it i want him oh that be uh who else give me another random guy um a random guy or female is like is is no is the is the is the mascot for Six Flags still alive? Oh, yeah, that guy was awesome. You know what I would have? Yeah, I would have loved that guy. I also would want the Indianapolis Colts mascot, Bluey.

Oh, man. Have you seen him in like the mascot game where they play the kids? Yeah. Oh, he destroys those kids. That would be fun. I think if we could, I would love to get a bunch of people that are the people who take pictures on the sidewalk in Los Angeles. of characters, you know?

Like, this person is Johnny Depp, but not Johnny Depp. He's just like a... Oh, just a bunch of impersonators? Oh, they have to see some shit, you know? Oh, absolutely. Just the Times Square people that are dressed up as SpongeBob and Patrick, yes. Get them here. Let me...

I want to hear those demons. They also... I would say my door is open, but I don't... It's not open. You hear that here first, boys. and ladies and ladies strap on and it's open

uh what there was one there was one time I saw a a tweet that said I just went out with the general manager of the Times Square Olive Garden the time square manager of Olive Garden

this girl went on a date with that guy actually has to be doing pretty well financially yes but he also probably has seen everything in the world, you know? Oh, absolutely. There's a planet fitness down like the like, I would call it,

the busy, disgusting, homelessness, touristy area here. And I know that Planet Fitness has seen every walk of life walk in there thinking they can do whatever they want. Yeah, it's wild. But crazy stuff. I would love to just interview that guy,

the Olive Garden guy. Is the Olive Garden? in time square 24 seven like i don't think you can like this time does time square shut down at eight a m at golf gar you know there's someone yes i know but imagine this is someone let me bread give me bread sticks an olive garden bread stick at eight a m that's a wild choice that's a great choice i don't know if it's just just some pasta just clogging your arteries at nine o'clock in the morning do you this brings me to i asked rachel this all the time but like do you do you ever think there's uh like you drive past a restaurant and you go i'll probably

never eat there again in my life like i like in my head yeah like i probably won't eat at a kfc again yeah never had a desire it's just like but it's it's very popular i just probably will never eat at a kFC again in my life all right i have a bunch of because i'm not a big fast food guy that you know that about me i'm not a big fast food guy and so there's probably a bunch but i i went past a ruby tuesdays yeah the other day and i was like okay or a red robin i see i can see myself eating at a red robin again for sure red robin or longhorn steakhouse don't think are you going to bend there it's i'm just these are all right next to each other from the place that i'm remembering i know exactly what are you talking about um

76 yeah no exactly you're talking there's every every city tjai fridays has a strip of chain restaurants tjia fridays outback steak house red lobster chilies red lobster longhorn steakhouse and then across the street you usually see like a panda and a chick filet and you know and a noodles and company yeah i'm we are picturing the exact same street back home in wisconsin yeah yeah rachel knows exactly what street i'm talking about. If you don't want any of those, you just go to cops. Which, overrated. Well, we can say that for another time.

But, yeah, it's very funny. I don't think, like, chain restaurants ever will go out of this, but I think, like, the popularity, for some reason, like, T.J. Friday is down, but Chili's is up because it's more of, like, a meme almost. Is that makes sense to anybody? Oh, absolutely. If you have an app deal, you're fine. That's like, that's what's in right now. Like $5 apps and. But it seems like it's just like almost a, like, chilies.

Like, it's not good food, but for some reason people say, oh, let's get kicked out of chilies or something like that. Or let's get bombed at Olive Garden or Applebee's or something. It's like, it's like. The thing with like chilies is it's lower quality. but it's high quality for the airport and so people i mean i think the airports are keeping them a flow uh a comedian out of milwaukee um said uh used to have a joke that his roommate asked me if he wanted to go to chilies and he goes dude if i if you just want my ticket to the airport just tell me he said that which is a very funny joke um switch your camera over i think you're uh you're reaching a time

limit here i might i think i'm getting summoned for a dog right now what's going on does the dog need something for me okay he'll be fine if you leave um we take the dog on another one the responsibility of a dog is i'm over it i'm over it right now And I've had the dog for a day and a half. I really like Yotus, but. You've had a dog for less than 24 hours. Yeah. You're like, the responsibility, you don't understand what it's like.

No, it's really not that bad. It's just you have to establish a new routine. When you're in a set routine, I'm already in a new routine with a new job. But like, and you throw another wrench in there, I'm like, all right, I just want to feel settled. And it's like, all right. I'm already seeing you in parenthood. man this baby oh can you believe it i mean a different routine yeah just return it um return to sender

yeah absolutely hold out hike just the tush push all over oh god that tush push is gone after this year well i think they're going to start flagging it more because these people are off sides these people are full starting these are it's a legal And I think that's what, I know a lot of people got great, it's like, oh, you can't handle the push? And they're like, no, because it's illegal. They're lining up over the ball.

You're starting a full second ahead of everyone. Yeah. And it's like, yeah, no wonder it's getting lowered. You know the snap count. Yeah. It's, I just, I still think, like, if anything gets, if it starts to get penalized and it's highly penalized throughout the year, Anything that's highly penalized or controversial, like, we've already had one year. Like, it had its, this, I think it's its final year.

Like, it's gone, I think, next year. Yeah, yeah, I agree with you on that. Which I'm indifferent about, I agree, like, it's a play, it's a legal play. It seems like a lot of, like, that backyard bullshit kind of play. Just push, but it's honestly not fun to watch. It really isn't, especially because only one team does it well, which surprises me. They've done it a million times. You can't figure it out.

Yeah, yeah. But also, you can get a quarterback hurt if they're, you know, because people have gotten hurt by doing things like that. It's like, do you want to put your quarterback through that for one yard when you can just have your running back try to do the same thing, you know? I don't want to put our quarterback through it. He's a little fragile sometimes. No. Let's keep them up. Let's keep them up. I'm fine with that, too.

Yeah. It's wild. Have you been watching any college football? No. No? I'm going to be honest with you. I'm not a huge... I like college football. Well, all right. Well, then give me this. All right. So going to a badger game, me and some friends are going to the Badger game on Saturday.

11 o'clock kickoff. What should we do in Madison? Go from a person who went to Madison. A person who went to Madison? See, I would give you an answer based off of the social scene when I was in college, which seems like it was in Nam at this point.

But you got a tailgate and you don't, but like bar tailgate to get up and either you're doing region, street or you're doing w i've heard the kk is kind of dead now when it comes to games i personally if it's a nice time a year football's going on i want to experience that it's daylight that it's fall and i'm outside the w offers a rooftop giant windows great and i'm self-promoting the place i used to work however if you like more of like the true game day less collegey probably older feel close to the stadium, Regent Street,

backyard bar kind of stuff like that. What's the, there's one that has an outside. Yeah, Regent. It's, they have, there's a bunch of new ones. Red, something, red door or something like, Red 7 or something like that. I would just go to Regent Street, do that. Are you guys staying there later after the game? No, well, so it's a level to cut games.

We'll probably get there early, probably do a bar. Or we could go to where that homecom. Tailgate is two, where they have the band and Buckees hanging around. Don't do that. They have a bloody Mary bar. That tells me. But no, that tells me. Bloody Mary Bar.

You're getting, you're, no, it tells me you're giving up on youth, is what it is. I went to her when I was young. I don't, you don't, but if you're going, like, I'm going to go where the band is. Do you have kids there? This isn't Dad's Weekend or Mom's Weekend? Absolutely not. You can walk. buy it sure say hi maybe sneak a bloody out and then go somewhere where people

slightly close to your age are and um go and go feel like you're young again okay fair enough yeah we'll probably go that we what i like to do is i'm a cheapscate i don't like to pay for parking um who does so so i park on those uh those streets right on the trail yeah just walk up your so you're going to be so you're going to be so you're going to be right by Regent Street. Yeah. Do that. You can walk past Union Station, and then...

Yeah. Not Union Station. Memorial South. Whatever. Union South. That's what it is. Union Station is where I live. Union South.

Yeah. Say hi to the band. Be like, wow, I am actually 37. And then go pretend like you're 28 again. That's so funny. Yeah. It'll be a good time. I'm excited about it.

Also, the Badgers stink. We're terrible, and that's probably why I don't watch as much anymore. It was fun in college. We were really good. I enjoyed watching us. We had John and Taylor, Melvin Gordon, all that. So fun, so fun. Yeah.

And now we have, I don't know, it looks like a high school football team out there. Yeah, and it didn't help that our starting quarterback got hurt the first game. So, yeah. Can you tell you what his name was? We have a gauntlet of Alabama. We have Ohio State on there. We have Michigan, Illinois, you know, all these people. We were talking about that this weekend.

I love that, like, we signed the contract to play Alabama two years in a row, like swap home games, when we were good. Like, we definitely signed that contract back when we were still having a running game and all that. We're like, yeah, definitely, come on. It's going to be huge. I want to believe it's, that was before Luke Fickle. Yeah, it definitely was. It was, I give, he's got one year left, I think.

Next year, first game, we have Notre Dame, or second game of Notre Dame, which I think is going to be big. At Lambo. And that's at Lambo. So we talked about that as well. We are debating as a group, because usually we go to a game. This year, we're not. I was like, if we skip one year, we definitely have to go to Lambo.

Yeah. However, if we skip two years, the year after that, we're in Ireland. And I wouldn't mind going and having a few pints of Ginnis. Guinness? Is that what's a... Guinness is? Guinness is. Guinness I.

Gine... Whatever. Is it just Guinness? Like beer? Yeah, I think it's like deer and beer and Guinness. I had a bunch of Guinness. Yeah, a flock of Guinness? A murder of Guinness?

We had a friend said he might break his sobriety just to have a Guinness there. Your friend has problems. I don't know if that needs to be. No, actually, he doesn't have problems. That's the one that's not drinking. They have Guinness N.A. Which I heard. Actually, it's not bad.

It's not bad. I had that over St. Paddy's Day this year when I had the tube coming out of me. Oh, yeah. Can you split the G? Oh, I can split the G. Okay. I'm amongst the best. Okay, you hear that.

He's the only one who can find the G spot. So, I heard of here first. Give him the wave. Oh, man, how long have we been going? Been going. I don't know. Like 35 minutes.

35 minutes? Yeah, like 30 minutes. Yeah, you got to need. updates on the golf outing anything find their clubs everybody's good we're all good everyone's got their clubs

everything's paid for I finally have all the money from all the charities and all this whatever so we're sending out donations now which is great so Evan I know you're not watching but expect to check relatively soon

yeah it's no I'm glad glad to have that in the rear view, and I know in the next two months I'll have to start thinking about it again, which is great. Are you going to do anything with the skiing easy boys? Yeah, and about a couple weeks they're going to come back on. Oh, sweet, that would be fun.

Yeah, I'm going to have to get to Denver at some point. I had a guy named Willie Mack. on a show last Friday he was fun and he was like saying how much he loves the Denver comedy scene when he rolls through there

so it's pretty fun yeah you've been making some headway or what yeah it's picking back up August was a very slow month for me with all the travel and whatnot so last week

it was the first weekend since beginning of August I did not travel somewhere which felt amazing and don't have to travel anywhere until October in which every weekend is fully booked.

So, but no, comedy's going well. I'll be back. Hopefully a comedy works tomorrow. And that will be great. And then we're going on getting booked a little more now that it's kicking back up. But yeah, things are

going well. I'm getting creative again. I'm writing again. I'm having fun with it and the weather's cooling down. So people want to be inside. The only problem is here is people are going to the mountain soon. That's fair. That's fair.

And I told you boys that I'm doing this storytelling thing. I'm trying to make it, like, just make it longer and then funny, you know, try to add some jokes into it. You should try and make it funny, yeah. Yeah, I was going to try to. I mean, it's not going to be, but I'll try. Yeah, but I think I went with the one you guys. suggest it so absolutely so it's definitely longer than the other one it's it's a good story

yeah yeah and i think it's also because i kind of told you about the it the audience kind of gets asked me questions and then decide if it's a truth or a lie and i think that's the one that you can kind of like is that true or is that a lie oh absolutely you also could lie about it being the truth so they're not going to know who gives a shit true true but i'm i'm only I think it's going to be a good time. Now we have to laugh factory in a few days. Well, we're moving onward, upward. This is two weeks in a row.

I'm impressed with us. I am impressed with us two weeks. Let's see if we can make it three. We'll see. No promises. This week I'll remember to put it on Spotify. And we'll make sure that my camera doesn't cut out. Maybe.

We'll see. Hey, we're getting the rust off. We're getting the dust off. And we'll see if one of your people that you want to have on the podcast in the comments will jump on with us. We'll see. Oh, please. If you're going to comment, comment, whatever you want, you like our feed, you want to do something like. You know who is going to comment.

But there needs to be three people tagged. Oh, yeah. That you would like us to see the most random people. That's just the requirement. I want to see Steve Harvey in the comments and tag him. No, he's too famous. I want weirder. I want the crocodile that killed Steve Irwin.

One of the Muppets. I want one of them. Yeah. And not the cool one. No, no, not the one with the beakers. Yeah, I want, give me one more good random guy. I want a 1999 Rolls Bowl champion, Ron Dane, to come on here. That'd be cool.

That would be dope. I saw him one time at a bar, and he gave me the Heisman. And you were probably rock hard. Oh, I got a picture with him. It's me, it's me Doug and Tyler. Yeah, from the waist up. Obviously, you had to Photoshop that out, but yeah, squad goals for sure. Squad goals.

Well, all right, let's clap our way out. Cool. In three, two, one. You motherfucker, you have to do it with three, two, four. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

You know, I'm going to be able to be. You know, Oh,