Fat Chance Podcast - Superbowl Halftime & Valentines Ep.156

Episode Date: February 13, 2025

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Yeah. Do you want to be on the show tonight, Rach? No. OK. She doesn't love me. Move in together and. Yeah. I mean, that's a that's a perfect step after you move in together. Then they stop loving you. That's of course. I just got a double bird. Wow. Eagles won. Exactly.

She said, Go Eagles. But I was like, that's a weird way to say. Weird way to say go Eagles. Go Birds. Where'd you watch the Super Bowl? to go Eagles, but I was like, that's a weird way to say, weird way to say go Eagles. The weird way. Go Burtz. Where'd you watch the Super Bowl? I watched the Super Bowl at my friend Doug's place. And the cool thing about Doug's is every Super Bowl

we go there, and he has a, usually a tackle bar from Qdoba. Oh, that's nice. And usually a nacho cheese fountain machine Yeah, but you don't like cheese I'll eat that that's great And then we do the He has a prop thing that you that you fill up before $10 everyone at the door put in $10 and you fill props and the props are like

Everyone at the door put in $10 and you fill props and the props are like, who's the first coach that's going to be seen? What's the coin flip? You know? Yeah. National anthem, all these crazy props and you do that. And then at halftime, he does Super Bowl trivia and you get another prize for that. And that's like, what was the the first Super Bowl what did it fall on like what day or something like that and or like how many people watched the

Super Bowl and it's like or what's the number one rated halftime show so it's always fun and this year I won the trivia one really good for you. It's all trivia we overheard Playing wiffle ball just kind of consciously went to your brain Yeah, I I also knew well one of the questions was what type of farm did Taylor Swift grow up on oh? What type is it? Well you you want to get a guess in oh what, what type of farm did she grow up on? The, the, the, it's multiple choice. Okay, yeah, give me the choices.

Chicken farm, dairy farm, egg farm, Christmas tree farm. Okay, first question, what's the difference between a chicken and an egg farm? Because aren't you farming eggs with chickens? One, well, technically a poultry farm can be just for meat. Okay. I'm going to say she was a chicken farm because that's where my brain went right away. Okay. Christmas tree farm.

Christmas tree farm. Damn. Sucks that she's Jewish. Is she? No, I just made that up but. That would be the number one Jewish person in the world I think. It would be. Who is the number one Jewish person in the world? Is it Sandler or Seinfeld? Jesus. I think Jesus. I believe Jesus. He was Jewish.

Is he in the world? Or is he the world? He was the king of all of that. Okay, we need to move on. We had people over here for the Super Bowl. We had three people over and we did some bets just using our respective apps and then me and my two buddies that were here, we were just doing beer bets during the drive. So like, all right, I'm betting on this one.

Like Chief's touchdown here, that one never really hit. Until the end, yeah. Until the end or, all right, this ends in a field goal, turnover, stuff like that. It was those funds We got a little boozy, but other than that What a terrible game honestly, you know what of the terrible games I'm glad it went the way it did because if it went the other way and then Chiefs just blew him out

I most of America would be so upset right now True true. Yeah, but I mean even still, I just wanted it to be close. Because I like just watching football that's good. And one team just getting their ass handed to them. I love seeing the, and you know what? Chiefs are a great team. But I kind of love seeing a lot of the debate stuff ending. And I'm like, all right, let's put some praise on the Eagles.

They look fucking good. And it allowed all the talk to be about the Eagles and not could the Chiefs have done it like alright they didn't win but if it was close they still would have talked about the Chiefs over and over and over again it allowed for like some good Eagles talk. Yeah but the thing is they will always talk about the Chiefs it's how like when New England was so good Yeah, even when they lost it was the biggest story was New England lost the Super Bowl, you know Yeah, and like when yeah, so it's it's always gonna be that because they're obviously earned it They won two in a row. You're gonna earn Do you think the Bills would have provided a better game?

Yes, I thinkills would have provided a better game? Yes. I think they would have too. I don't know, it just felt like, I don't know, I don't know anything, but it just felt like they were just, the Chiefs were just flat, and then they're like, well, we can get this back. It's like, they just kind of were nonchalant about it.

Yeah, and then it was too late. There was no urgency, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. But, what did you think of the halftime show? Well, I've seen all the reactions and the comments. And what I have taken away from the halftime show is that it was not for me. And so I should not comment on it, right?

That's very good. That's a good way to put it. That's um... Cause... Yeah. It's crazy to think that a lot of people are just like, I can't believe that halftime show. They should have put this. They should have put... I was like, oh you're not the target demographic for it.

Like why are you even worried about it? Of course, everyone wants to have their favorite music be the halftime show. Exactly. This isn't your year. Of course, everyone wants to have their favorite music be the halftime show. Exactly. This isn't your year. That's a hard thing to please is everyone. I think that's why a lot of times the halftime show you see pop and you see rock and roll are like I would say the two biggest categories because I think those genres spread the farthest

and the widest versus like country and rap are pretty are a lot more neat not I mean they're niche but Also, not at the same time, but there's a very specific Demographic for those like I I know a lot of people are like I hate country, but I love a bunch of other Genres versus like pop people like I like this I like that genres versus like pop people like I like this I like that so yeah it wasn't my favorite the Venn yeah the Venn diagram wasn't my favorite I get what it was trying to do we did have a bet on how many features would show up and I'll ask you this so three four people showed up. It was Samuel L. Jackson, SZA, Serena Williams, and DJ Mustard. Do Serena Williams and Samuel L. Jackson count as features?

I think they do because I think Samuel Jackson does. Yes, I'm counting that one. Serena Williams is just a dancer. Yeah. But I mean, from what I've seen seen it was a pretty important dance. Yeah, yeah I mean like I get it, but it's also like she didn't say anything so like a feature to me is like featuring on the song, right? I think Samuel Jackson was more of a feature than DJ Mustard who just said Mustard. But it wasn't in his track, like he made the beat?

Yeah, I don't know. Maybe. I think we're going to title this video White Guys Breakdown Super Bowl Halftime Show. What were your thoughts? I don't want to talk about it. But there is a lot of debate, like, oh, people should have, you should do this, you should do that. Who do you think would be your favorite artist to go see? I made a list. So my favorite artist or who?

Okay, so you made it sound like art. I should just say people you think. No, no, no, no. Let's just go, yeah, people you think would be great. People who I think, do you wanna go back and forth? You want me to just give you a few? I'll let you do a few, I'll do a few. Sure, sure.

So I think. How many do you have? One many you have um one two three four five six seven Okay, that's more than I have okay cool the first one I know Freddie Mercury's gone, but let Queen do it Okay, I Have they before you know there would be a way for them to like AI him in and you don't you're not gonna hear anyone upset about Queen performing Yeah, I Think that'd be a good one. I like I kind of stuck with like the rock and roll or

Yeah, they're on that I think Green Day would be fun I think guns and roses would be fun and I think Fallout boy would be fun. I think Guns N' Roses would be fun. And I think Fall Out Boy would be fun. Okay. And I'll give you my top three after you give me a few of yours. I think Fall Out Boy would be a good one. I like that one. Mine, Kesha. Just banger after banger after banger.

She could bring out great people. That's the way I didn't really go with it. That's why the pop artists are so good. You can bring out your Feature acts and everyone loses their shit like oh my god pitbulls here That's my that's my second one pitbull. He's mr. Worldwide Everyone loves that he's worldwide not at least made a feature in a Super Bowl yet Oh, I think he's had to at least be probably at a Super Bowl pregame show or postgame show

You know somewhere Miami are you a fan of like repeat customers at a Super Bowl pre-game show or post-game show you know somewhere Miami are you a fan of like repeat customers for the Super Bowl oh yeah for sure like get Michael Jackson back out there exactly exactly dig them up but yeah I think what's the statute of limitations or what's the you know how long do you have to wait five I think it's got to be five to ten yeah I think also why are we just doing music at a halftime you know get that dog that dunks basketballs at the halftime show that's fun or the dancing grandmas get them out there like oh you mean so like

what you see at your hometown basketball game where they have like the freedom flyers dunking It's just a bunch of like Harlem Globetrotters kicking field goals from different angles Yeah Or we can get Jeff Dunham out there I mean who all the Jeff Dunham would weirdly do very well the Super Bowl an Improv group to make fun of what has already happened at the Super Bowl Would be great the Voyager in yeah, just let's put them up there. I Think I think we need some comedy maybe carrot top or something. He loves props

I think you just bring in the winter X games. Just put a bunch of snow there Dude, yeah, honestly, Nitro Circus would be dope monster trucks Dude, honestly Nitro Circus would be dope. Monster trucks. Yeah, yeah. And then to make it the Super Bowl, you have to play on the field after the monster trucks. I think we're onto something here. I like that. That'd be pretty dope.

All right, I'm going to give you my top three going from three to one. And these are just because I think I would enjoy them the most. Number three, Weird Al Yankovic That's a good one. Yeah. Yeah, how many times growing? I mean, maybe it's a little past you but growing up when you discovered weird Al's like eBay I'm fat all those to do parodies of all the other songs that have played at the Super Bowl would be incredible Oh my god, that'd be so fun. Yeah I also think it's funny that if he would bring out the person that sings the song and

they start it exactly and then it just kicks to him that'd be pretty funny. Exactly. Um number two I'm be honest I think we all need to agree this would be a great show but Nickelback. agree this would be a great show but Nickelback oh yeah Nickelback I mean united misplaced hate for that Super Bowl would unite a country yeah but also like Nickelback's Canadian so I don't care if they're Canadian Mexican Korean Chinese yeah you should do it and then number one because this is off my music taste I'm a country guy, but I understand putting a country artist on there is not divisive, but It's niche

You do a country mashup. So you pick like the greats So like if Dolly when Dolly Parton came out for the Dallas halftime show and Thanksgiving yeah, then bring a bunch of country women greats or do Alan Jackson, George Strait and then bring out all the greats there and they're all doing like different mashups of each song and stuff like that. I think that would be fun.

Yeah, that's a good one. I always say that it would be cool to see a country artist bring out other like old school people. That'd be a good one. Yeah, like Willie Nelson shows up. But yeah, but it has to be in Dallas. Like it has to like make sense to where it is, you know? Because Dallas is like the country capital. That would make sense.

Or just don't tell us who's going to be a Super Bowl performer. Ooh, that's make sense or just don't tell us who's gonna be a Super Bowl performer Oh, that's a good one And just let it happen and then you can bring whoever because I've heard the rumors that you don't actually get paid to do The Super Bowl performance. Yeah, it's like it costs you money So then yeah, there's a lot of people probably denying it because of that scenario So why not ask a bunch of people to come up? And they do mashup, but like weird crossovers. Like you got Willie Nelson smoking weed with Wiz Khalifa

and then you play that Paul Walker song and Vin Diesel comes out and just like a whole on performance. Wiz Khalifa and Kid Cudi, that'd be a fun one. Yeah, and then Charlie Puth, because I think he helped make that song, and Charlie Puth has connections with like Benny Blanco, and Benny Blanco has done everything with Katy Perry, and Katy Perry introduced Orlando Bloom, and there's a live reenactment of Lord of the Rings. Lord of the Rings, yeah, stuff like, I think that's the ideal show.

Yeah, okay, yeah, just a mashup. Honestly, that's gonna take longer than the game, just to get that all through well if it was a game for doing a mashup of the word if it was like a Super Bowl that we had this year I don't think anyone would be upset that's fair that's fair but we do have now like this part after February after like the Super Bow done, it's like kind of like a weird period until. St. Patty's Day. Yeah, pretty much. It's like, what do you got going on?

The Masters is not even yet, a couple weeks away, so we got, you know, it's just like a weird time. Yeah, no, this is like the most dreary, depressing part of the year, I think. Yes, which is I think why they put Valentine's Day so close to it. Yeah, Valentine's Day, that's Friday. You reminded me that it was this week, so thank you.

Yeah, well, the fun thing is we're gonna do a fun little game since we are been doing the pot for a bit, and it's Valentine's Day this week, so who do you love most? Probably me. Oh shit. So we're going to do the newlywed game but it's going to be about me.

So we're going to find out how much you know about me. Oh fuck, alright. And then we're going to find out how much I know about you. Okay, okay cool. So we've got ten each, and I have answers for what I think your 10 are, and they're gonna be different questions, so don't worry about that.

Okay, yeah. So right off the bat, I'm gonna give you the question. I already have my answer, so you already give me my answer and I'll tell you if it's correct or not. Oh, absolutely, I just wanna let you know, I appreciate you very much and all the hard work you put into this show. I think want to let you know. I appreciate you very much and all the hard work you put into this show I think you're a wonderful human being but I'm gonna get maybe two of these right

I know that's the poke. That's the whole point. Okay What is my weirdest habit Weirdest habit do I get any hints Because I'm not around you 24-7. Is it a whole habit? No, it's probably just a habit that I do just normally. It's a habit that I probably do weekly. Weekly? Oh, Judd's weirdest habit. What do you think that is? I think you...

Oh, and you do it weekly. I think you do the... You do face masks. Oh, that's good. I do have some skincare that I do use. But mine is I chew sunflower seeds and spit them into a cup while I work. I don't think that's that weird, but. It's very weird, because I'm in an office setting just spitting into a cup sunflower seeds.

Yeah, I guess, I mean, do you have your own office or cubicle or are you kind of like next to people? Okay, if you're alone. No, we're in a, but people come in and I have a mouthful of seeds, and I'm like, I look like a chipmunk. come in and I have a mouthful of seeds Look like a chipmunk. I've been caught with a mouthful of seeds. You just kind of have to like spit them all out Gross and then you're just full of saliva I

Every time I get into sunflower seeds once at least once a year and it's for a good three weeks and I'm like, oh I love this and it's an absurd amount Of salt and then I'm like, why didn't my gums feel like they're on fire? Okay, just the whole the whole side of my mouth. I remember I went into the dentist one time and they're like Oh, the left side here is a little bit Worn away. Do you know why I was like, yeah, I think I know why has been shoving seeds in there So question number two if I was an animal what would I be? Oh my god, we've done this I think I know why it's been shoving seeds in there. So question number two, if I was an animal, what would I be? Oh my God, we've done this. Holy shit, are you a bald eagle?

Oh no, I think that was Jack. It was that Jack, damn it. But I would be a shark. A shark. Yeah, I'd be like a shark. Because they have a week devoted for you and everything. It's great. Oh, so it's like narcissistic reasons, okay Wait, you don't think any of these are narcissistic. It's very fair The people who talk into microphones for a living just yeah, that's a little bit of narcissism

What's my most used catchphrase It's not it is what it is. What is your, you don't have catchphrases. Does Judd have a catchphrase? I'm talking off screen now. To our producer. Does Judd have a catchphrase? Yeah, well, maybe, Judd, have a catchphrase.

Yeah, well, maybe, I don't know. Is it just yeah, well? I used to do a lot of finger guns. That's not a catchphrase. That is an annoying hand gesture. Yeah, but a lot of pictures have me doing the finger guns and I'm trying to bring it back. That's good, my catchphrase. You know what you should do is when you do this,

do the click women love that I am women just oh I get yes. She is I'm not a horse Women love like that All right, if I could have dinner with any celebrity, who would it be? Any celebrity, who would it be? Umm... Bob Euker? He's dead.

Oh, that's a good one. Yeah. Yeah, he's dead. Yeah, I put down Sidney Sweeney. Sid- Umm... Oh, okay. Why?

Why would it be Sidney Sweeney? I don't know. Just- just figure- just trying to figure it out. Umm... If I win the lottery... Hehehe... What's the first thing I would buy? A plane. Yes, that's good, that's good.

I got one right. Buy a plane. I'm shooting for two right. What is my guilty pleasure TV show? Oh shit. You've told me this. It's not the Bachelorette. The Bachelor. Is it New Girl? No, you were you were closer with the first one. My guilty pleasure is a show called Traders.

Which we've talked a little bit about but Traders, I am into it right now to the point where like other people I'm telling watch traders just so specifically for my own purpose so I could talk to them about it By the way, where are you at with time on your camera to not shutting this oh, yeah, is it off Set your timer here. And then do another? And we'll be right back. All right, so then I shut it off and then I turn it back on. So we are 30 more minutes left.

Okay. What you munching on over there, Rich? And we are back If what is something that I always lose That you always lose again. I'm not with you 24-7 is it pens should get this one or is your clipboard? Or is it the microphone oh to me in golf sweet except for one time you did beat me. I was kind of like a that's a really nice compliment I used to even go and it's usually by like one or two one or two and

That infuriates me more than it you I wish you would just beat me by ten You know I wish I would beat you by ten too, but at least I'm beating it makes me so happy The day I lose to Josh is probably the day. I'll be I Have to I've I've already lost to Josh. He got an 84 one time at Dear track it was Quite something and it was like he was an out-of-body experience for him. He's just hitting it out of his mind Oh, I know he tells us about it every time we're there He says he's contractually obligated to yes by no one. He wrote that contract

What is a surefire way to make me mad a surefire way to make you mad oh Shit Oh, shit. Not bringing the chairs to Don't Tell Comedy. That's a good one. It is comedy related. I said just run the light. Close enough. I'll take half a point for that one.

I'll give you that one. It's just, yeah, they run the light. What are you doing? Come on. Aggressively running it, yeah, I'll give you that one. It's just yeah, they run like what are you doing come on? Aggressively running it yeah, that's annoying if I was a cartoon character who would I be oh? Who would you be who do I think you'd be or who do you want to be it's who do you want to be and? Be honest you probably want to be like want to be and be honest you probably want to be like some between three Larry the lobster from spongebob Johnny Bravo or double D from Ed Edd and Eddie and I'm gonna go double D oh Edd and Eddie you are so up I want to be Scooby from Scooby-Doo Scooby from Scooby-Doo okay yeah that's he first of all he gets the

solve murders which I would be dope at He always gets all the snacks and he's a talking dog. I mean come on. Those are three great things. Yeah, but he's a dog You gotta look you gotta lick your own butthole now Yeah, you can If I had to survive on a desert island, this is the last question. If I were gonna survive on a desert island, what is the first thing I would do? You, do you have any supplies with you? No.

I'm being honest, I don't think you'd wanna survive on a desert island, I think you'd just end it. That's correct, that's correct. It's 100% correct. I don't know why that's not more of an option. Just, like, let's not stop. Just zombie apocalypse, kill yourself. I think I'd give it a good three week go.

Yeah. You know, yes. Let the hallucinations take me. There you go. Alright, now we're going to go on to you. Okay. And how much I think I know about you. So, what is your grossest habit? My grossest habit?

Alright, so I think it is, you spit a lot. No, I don't. If I was in sports, yeah, maybe I think I pick at my toes I think that'd be the grossest habit like if I'm barefoot on the couch, I'll find myself picking at my feet Okay. Yeah, like do you like cut your nails? Sometimes a nail will come off Okay, okay. That is pretty gross. I'll give you that. Yeah What's one thing you refuse to throw away even though it is completely useless?

I said your car. It's a good answer. Something I refuse to throw away even though it's useless. There's so much shit. I have, I mean I have books. I don't read those. I have too many t-shirts Yeah, I don't think I have a specific item that I refuse to throw away that is completely useless it hmm That's that's a problem that you think you don't have any It's the useless part that's getting me.

There's a brewer's towel right here. I don't know why I have that. That could get thrown away. Oh, I have my iPhone box. Yeah, yeah, those are always useless. No need for that anymore. It will never go back in that box. When they made those nice boxes, though, you're like, oh, man,

this is a nice box. Yeah, like, oh, I'm just going to store it in here every time I go to bed. No, you're not. It took me two days before I was back in the gym tossing my phone onto my foot just to stop it from hitting the floor. Anyways, if you had to eat fast food from one place forever, what place would you choose? I said Culver's.

It's probably... See this is where I like, I don't know what you consider fast food. Are you on like full chains? Because then I would probably go like cops. No, you can't. But like I can't, I don't think I can do that. And I think call versus probably the next best thing. Yes.

I can't do McDonald's. So yeah, call versus probably right. Yeah. What is the worst thing you have ever worn? And after seeing today, I would have said this, but- This is a wonderful comfort hoodie, and we do have a link to buy this and get discounts in the description of our podcast every week. So, I love this. This is my favorite sweatshirt I've ever worn. Wait, wait, we have discons to get that and I haven't had one? Yeah, that's on you for not paying attention to each episode.

Go look in the description of the last 35 episodes. Why am I not in a full jumpsuit at all times what's going on Rachel's got a full one I have Gray I have black I have brown I and I have blue We should all wear them guys and start a cult. It would be cool But I put as the worst thing you've ever worn is they'll slip on shoes that you have oh yeah the the underarmor slides Yeah, the thing is like, I got them after I did the Tough Mudder. And I was like, all right, this would be good because I can wear these casually. I was like a slip-on to go to work.

And then all I have to do is like flip up the back in their normal shoes again. But I never do that. So yeah, they're not the best-looking shoes. I'd say the worst thing I've ever worn I did I mean do I think spirit days in High school have to be up there for me where I would go Pink was our color and I found someone who would give me their her pink leggings and like pink booty shorts and A pink t-shirt and headband and rock that to school for a full day that's fair or that picture of you with the fedora on no I stand by that fedora I look great

the gap in my teeth is not yeah you like a Michael Strahan's kid. Yeah, I do. What is the most pointless thing that you're competitive about? And I said, drinking. In college, I think you would have been right. But I don't even think I was that competitive. It depends on where you're at with the competitiveness of drinking. Because, is it how much you can drink or how long you last? Because my thing was like the games like the drinking games. Oh, I love the games. The games are fun. Yeah

Like beer die my favorite drinking game of all time. That's great. Lately. It's been split the G with Guinness I'd say that's so I'll give you the point. Yeah You're done split the G with Guinness. I'd say that's, so I'll give you the point, yeah. You ever done split the G? Okay, sweet. I've not. But you know what I'm talking about? But I do know what you're talking about. Yeah.

And there was some Guinness flowing yesterday, but they didn't have Guinness glasses. That's tough. But they did have Green Bay Packard glasses with the G on them. That works, so you could split that G. Yeah. Yeah. So it still worked. What's your most absurd fear?

Oh. Garbage. I said heights. Heights. Garbage disposals. Garbage disposal? Yeah. I am always afraid something's going gonna come up once I hit it

I've had glass So garbage disposal is definitely my worst fear that and maybe Like dying That's not that's an absurd fear. It's fair. But here we go, we have four questions left. Okay. What is something that you always brag about that's not really that impressive?

And I said, how fast you are. I only brag about that to you because comparatively to you, it is impressive. Something I brag about, Rach, what's something I brag about that to you because comparatively to you it is impressive something I brag about what's something I brag about that's not impressive it's not my penis I'll tell you that I constantly talk down to my penis

yeah cause it's lower than you it's lower than me it's not great what do I brag about? Rachel I don't brag. I just I'm just kidding. I definitely I Don't know I feel bad cuz I don't have an answer. I wish I was more prepared for this No, that's good. that's a good one.

Oh yeah, my cooking ability. That's fair. That one, I'm being honest, just cut me a little deep from the peanut gallery over there. Yeah, but everyone cooks, so it's kind of like- Yeah, but I'm better than you. What's something you once believed in as a kid, but you still kind of believe in now?

I have two answers. One's a joke answer, one might be a real. I think you still believe in Sasquatch. Okay, I thought you were gonna say Santa Claus. That was my second one, Santa Claus. No, what's something I used to believe in that I still kind of do? Fuck. You know, I want Santa to be real.

How cool would that be? See, I think like a little part of you still believes it. Yeah. I mean, not everyone's got parents, but they all get presents still, right? Yeah, we'll go Santa. OK, sweet. I got it.

What's the dumbest thing you've ever spent money on? We kind of talked about this last week. Yeah. I put the drone or the podcast? The podcast, for sure. This is the dumbest thing I've ever spent money on This is I have seen I have after three years I

I've technically made money. Yes, but if we were to break it down hourly Time I would rather be making iPhones in China. It is not Yeah, yeah the pie And then the final thing what is the most ridiculous thing you've ever done for attention Yes, and I've I have two quite I've two of them One's one's what I think one's a joke answer. Okay. My first one is Get fake married. Okay. My second answer is comedy.

Yeah, comedy for sure is the dumbest thing for attention. And then I didn't get fake married, I got fake divorced. But I think comedy or this for sure. Has to be the dumbest thing for attention. Yeah has to be the podcast for attention Yeah, it's the podcast. This is the dumbest thing this is it's not a waste of time, but it's As close as we can get to it's as close Wasting time adjacent. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely

Wasting time with Jason. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah, so I think you definitely, I mean, you got to answer the question, you got to ask. I don't know, I feel like you were at a little advantage there. Oh yeah, because I kind of knew

what the questions were gonna be. Yes. But I think I got what? I got two and a half. Yeah, I think I got probably close to that too that you couldn't survive on an island Yeah, if you had to bring three items to an island, what would it be? a Plane to get off the island is not an item

This item has to fit in a back like like three... Okay, okay. Then I'm bringing a knife. Okay. I'm bringing my cell phone. Okay, there's no service. That's just a waste. Yeah, I'll just place a do-go on my phone. Like, past the time. Are you gonna bring a charger too so you can plug it into the tree?

Yeah, that's the three things. I don't know. I probably would have to bring, I don't read. So I'd have to bring a book of games, like brain games. You'd have to bring the biggest book. Yeah, otherwise I would be. I even think if I was on an island and you gave me a book and it's like I have nothing else to do, it would take me two weeks to probably open that book

Yeah, I do not read I'm bringing I don't know if I can I'm bringing a I think a machete a Little bigger than a knife in case animals are there rope and a canteen. Oh, a canteen, yeah, yeah. I would have brought, what's one of those straws that make, like they filter the water so you can drink? Yeah, that would be nice. You gotta do that,

because then you can just drink any water and you survive longer. Until you need to change the filter. Yeah, I didn't think about that. It's not a never-ending filter. Yeah, I mean they're all... Yeah. And so, I made this Oreo dessert for the Super Bowl party.

And making the dessert. It was great. And I was like, okay, well I want to save some of it. So I, instead of like setting it up and letting it just be, um, like I took it back home and I put it in the fridge. My phone was getting a message. But I put it on top of pickles jars in the fridge and I was getting water out of my filter water thing and I hit it and it slid the Oreo dessert down and all over my floor. So it's

just chocolate pudding and Oreo all over my floor. Did you look it up? It was the most, it just looked like so much shit all over the floor. You gotta clean that up real quick. And put Oreos on top. Cause you got pets. Yeah and ants are gonna be there soon apparently. Rachel made her family's famous Kit Kat bars and they're the worst things for you I think

on this planet but some of the most delicious chocolate covered crackers I've ever eaten in my life. Oh, okay. They're incredible. It was by far probably the best thing at our Super Bowl party. And I cooked. Yeah, the desserts. What did you cook? I just made sliders. Sliders are easy. It was between that and chicken wings. Some like Hawaiian rolls and... Yep, we get some Hawaiian rolls. We made Philly cheesesteak sliders and Like raspberry turkey cheese and caramelized onion sliders

Sweet was like a Thanksgiving day slider was good Yeah, I'd I do like a Thanksgiving Day Sandwich is that weird like no the moist maker from friends. Yeah. Yeah, that's always good I went to this is off topic, but I was a Panera not too long ago got one of those bagel sandwiches There's one called the Tesky or the the the zesty Zesty turkey dude, that's a that's a game changer the zesty turkey. I don't think I could tell you the last time I had Panera me neither you literally just said you had Panera no no before before that

I was like I was like I'm gonna get some soup it was kinda cold I was like oh it's good soup I don't wanna go to Olive Garden I'm gonna get some soup I forgot it's cold by you I don't know why I thought like oh, it's like 65 70 and sunny by you. It's colder by you than it is here Yeah, of course Yeah, do you not know how the weather works? I don't know why I just kind of assumed everyone that's not around me is like in a tropical area I wish I Wish it's freezing up and suppose snow tomorrow, so

yeah, we're not it's gonna get to 19 is our low for the week and then back up to 50s this weekend and It's good for you. I know I love it. Yeah Are you exploring the city more are you doing anything fun little by little? Rachel started work today So we'll probably go explore Wednesday and this weekend. The Super Bowl's over and the move in and the first initial going out weekend's over. So yeah, I think it's time to explore.

Going on some hikes, go check out Boulder. We checked out the brewery across the street. Did you buy a pool on the second floor? We did not. We did pool on the second floor? We did not. We did go to the second floor. We watched Duke lose to Clemson. Played some darts. And then we just wanted to do some recon on how much you can actually see into our building.

And if the lights are on, you can see literally everything. Hahaha. Yeah, maybe get some shades. We have them, but... during the day they're not on Okay, fair enough Yeah, well you can't be the naked neighbor come on let's not be that don't be ending up on some watches Yeah, we kind of fun though to be the naked guy

It's never is trust me I'd be known as It never is trust me. I've been known as I don't even know what that means exactly but I just released way too much information so we're gonna be that out and end it now. That's a great, should we clap at the end? We do so ready 3 2 1 oh god damn it What?

It needs to be simultaneous Was it not simultaneous? You're gonna piss me off 3, 2, 1 Fuck, okay I think you're on a delay I clearly am on a delay I think that worked I mean, it delay. I think that worked.

I mean, it'll, I'll just look at boom, boom. That's, fuck, okay. Alright. Alright. We'll see if we make it work. We'll say bye on three. One, two, three. Bye.

Bye. Thank you.