Fat Chance Podcast - The Easter Sunday Collab Ep.164

Episode Date: April 17, 2025

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This is blinding Absolutely blinding. I can't see these glasses have been sitting in my backpack Basically forever, that's just they're holding place. I don't have a case for them. They're cheap I don't buy expensive watches other than my Apple watch. I don't buy expensive glasses, but coincidentally enough the places where this is scratched the most is right where my eyes line up in the middle of these and Then looking into the production light it is a It's tough

Yeah, there was there's people that came to the show on Saturday and This is this is a crazy thing because well, it's a don't tell show so everyone should know the location right? They are she already have tickets. This is the first time and don't tell history I think that people came to the door and was like, oh we don't have tickets. I was like, how did you? Where was where was the show At the interchange theater for for certain reasons because our our main act has needed a sound system and and lighting and stuff so

But yeah, it was crazy but one of the people like yeah here you go So we have a QR code that you can just scan and get the tickets right away So it's like not not a big deal, but the whole thing was She was like, can I wear my sunglasses though? And I was like, sure, I guess. And that's more up to you. Yeah, that's more up to you. It's a personal choice.

Yeah, that was, I thought something was off there for a second, because I was like, why do I hear you too well in the room? And then it was way too loud in the headphones. That's interesting though, like, the interchange theater in Milwaukee is not like a, I mean, I guess it's like a popular thing, but it's not a popular thing.

It's not like the Orpheum or the Majestic or something like that or the Paps where people just walk up day of and be like, can I get tickets? This is like, I would consider it like an underground, hey, there used to be shows here for a church, now we do stand up comedy kind of thing. It's weird that someone would just like walk up to that

and be like, I wonder if someone's doing something inside. Yeah, yeah, it was great. And I think they might've came to like other shows and they assumed that this same type of show was going on Saturday because they usually have shows there on Saturday but we had something else you know did you I guess didn't listen but like did you let him in even though they didn't have tickets yeah we had a QR code that you easily can scan and get tickets right away like it's not like hard and it was but it was well

enough before the show that the show hasn't started or anything You know and also just wasn't a sold-out one damn it was Well, it is and isn't so I can always change the hum yeah Edmore I can always do that and that's no problem to me. So the headliner Havana was Zack Zucker, which is a Comedian out of New York he lives in LA now he does a Almost he does a one-man show called Jack. I know exactly who you're talking about. Does that the guy look sweaty? Yes, he beat else's himself with water

He has a bunch of props he's a bunch of cues and a sound guy and he is an Incredible talent it is unreal to watch him perform. I got to see him two nights in a row and it is going from zero to a hundred so quickly he's so fast and the sound guy is so good that it almost is like they're both performing it is unreal. So he brings his own sound. Interesting yeah I would have like to see that one i do want to see him live once yeah it in it the only problem is is we it is setting it up setting it up to know the audience is what you see if

you are don't know what's about to happen you know that make sense like don't tell us it's hard to take you don't know what's gonna happen so i'd be like hey guys is the character he's doing. You're going to see basically almost like clown-like humor. It's going to be low brow, high brow. It's going to be unibrow. It's going to be all the brows of comedy.

And it's going to be just relax and enjoy it. And yeah, you have a great time. And everyone did. Yeah, it was so funny to watch just pockets of audience understand what's happening. And by the end, everyone was in on it, but there was like a group of suburban, like a suburban household that was like,

I don't know what is happening. Is this guy serious or You know like wanting the punchline joke, but he's like you know falling over and then Cueing the sound like oh yeah, we planned that you know sort of thing. It's like unreal so Yeah, it's good time What about you? I do any that I had um how do I put it I had Let's see I had a job interview Friday, and then I went out for the first time in a month

Saturday and Because I got my drain out Wednesday, which is D-drained. De-drained. They drained it. I had a follow-up with surgery, which could have been an email. They made me go sit in the waiting room for 30 minutes for them to be like, yeah, we still know where it came from. You look good. Go home. I was like, what the f... Okay. Like, they're only questions they ask me, like, are you pooping?

I was like, yeah. And he goes, are you eating? I'm like, yeah. How's your energy? I'm like better All right, okay. Well just watch yourself and so now like every two seconds I'm like touching on this thing to be like if the same track I swear to God But I'm feeling much better than I did last time yeah, well it's closed up It's embarrassing like how small like cuz I've talked this up yeah that but I've had two procedures two drains, and you'd think it looked like a war zone down there It doesn't it looks like I accidentally went to scratch

my nuts and just scratched a little too hard and kind of like nicked it a bit and Then it just scabbed over and now it's it's just like a little bruise tiny thing and Yeah, I should be hopefully good to go soon Hopefully urology appointment at the end of April doesn't tell me I need to catheter up my ding-a-lang But you know we'll see so far so good be I went out for the first time in a month with my buddy Connor and then Rachel met us up afterwards, and it's interesting not drinking for a month and losing 15 pounds You start to feel a pretty damn quick. I

Mean pretty damn quick But I made it through the night we stayed out late, but I think I might just pace myself well but it was a good time it felt good to like Being normal not that going out and drinking all day or anything like that is normal, but it was a good time. It felt good to like, being normal, not that going out and drinking all day or anything like that is normal. But it was the first time in probably four or five weeks or really since I've been here, that I kind of felt like in the clear could take a deep breath, settled, I was like, let's go explore. Let's do something. Let's like,

be friends. Let's just go out have fun and it was nice It was very enjoyable and then Saturday or Sunday watched a riveting Masters most of it Watch the first half at home Then Rach wanted to go for a walk So we walked to the park in which she then So we walked to the park in which she then napped on a hill on top of me in a park and then I just watched the Masters until what the last two holes came home and I think I was more nervous than Rory was for the ending of that Masters like yeah people

It was insane and he should have lost that a million times and he came back and won it It was just very cool to see. And also something that we'll always remember. We'll be like, I remember I watched Rory winning his Grand Slam, so. That was cool. The two Masters I have watched the most of. I love watching the Masters, but let's be honest,

unless you really have nothing going on, you're not watching all day, every day, four straight days. You got other stuff going on. You're watching when you can. You're definitely watching probably at the end, Sunday, if it's a close one, and it's someone like Rory who's gonna win a Grand Slam,

or someone who's never won one before, or something like that. The two I've watched the most was Tigers in 2019, and this one actually so kind of cool That's pretty crazy. I Yeah, it was great. How's the Rockies game too? How do I describe the Colorado Rockies without They're bad. They're the worst team in the baseball. They're they're really not

good they're bad there's the worst human baseball there the really not yet and i want to use positive words they're really not good and people do come out to the games but not in masses now granted i went to a wednesday night game however i would equate it to a monday or tuesday afternoon game in Milwaukee. It was pretty minimal.

Now we have a different culture in Milwaukee where we have the parking lot, everyone's boozing, they're having fun. It's a tailgate culture. People like to go in. Colorado has something unique where they have their rooftop bar, which Rachel made a good point. If this was in Milwaukee, there would be an increased number of deaths in that surrounding area.

But essentially it's all standing only. You just go up, any ticket you want, you just go up there. There's two stories of bars, and then it's just an overlook onto the field from like, I don't know know right field. I believe yeah and We just watched it from there, and it was I think that game we won 10 to 2 which was nice, but it was There were more people I would venture to say in this rooftop area than there were in the rest of the stadium Oh, yeah for sure. I mean it's just a fun experience. I love the Rocky Stadium. It's a cool stadium

Yeah, it's fun. It's got a great view overlooking the mountain especially when it's clear and sunny Oh, and then across the street. What is it called? McKinney's McKinney Park McKinney something Dude, I haven't been here that long No across the street In the street is like where I live no There's no park. What's no it's like it's like a shopping. It's like a bunch of shops, and then has this giant like Huge TV, and you can sit on this hill to watch it. Oh, I'm a Gregor Square McGigar Square there you go

McGregor's not McGigar, but yeah, I don't know I'm not yeah It's like there's like apartment buildings and then there's some like a food hall on the bottom and there's a big opening and you Could watch games in there and that's surprisingly dead to unless probably the when the apps are in the playoffs or the nuggets But yeah there for base. I've seen more people watching soccer game just random soccer games in there Yeah I think I think when I was there I think tennis was on and I went there and because you got those beer cards where you can just fill your own beer up and then use and then it just goes on your card so that was fun I like that place speaking of which

those oh I don't know if I'm a fan of the pour your own beer. I really don't think I am. One, because they're all kegs and so we actually went to one of these Saturday night just for one beer but they give you a card or whatever and then at the end you just give them your card and they totally up and you're good to go. It makes sense, easy. What I don't like is I've been to one in North Carolina, afterwards they do an automatic gratuity on there. Who the fuck am I tipping? That money should be going back to me. Okay? The people that restock the kegs and things. No, absolutely not. You tip based on service provided to you directly. That's a behind the scenes action. If we're doing that, I'll tip the maintenance guy

that opened the doors earlier today. Absolutely not, I don't like that. It's the automatic tip. Now I don't know if there's an automatic tip on this one. I don't think there was, but obviously they give you a price and it's per ounce or whatever, per seconds pour, but I'm pretty sure it's per ounce. One, who's measuring it it is the system that accurate to

I poured my beer and it must have been a fresh keg all foam. I was pissed I was like now I'm pouring two beers and I'm not getting one if this was the actual real-life human being they go Hey, this isn't the quality you deserve. Let's get you an actual beer and stuff like that. I wasn't happy. I wasn't really thrilled with the service or lack thereof and the quality, but... Shocked, shocked that... I have high standards in the food and beverage industry. If you're gonna eliminate people

who are providing a service from a food or beverage industry or establishment, your automation or whatever it is that you're replacing it with better be fucking good because otherwise you're probably paying an equal amount and not getting anyone who can correct errors Yeah, I think For me personally I'm I'm a big tipper. I'm like alright. Well whatever I mean if I

You know do it myself. I'll still tip like it's just a nice thing to do and and with with those things I enjoy the freedom of It's just a nice thing to do. And with those things, I enjoy the freedom of getting to try different stuff. That's my whole thing. Yeah, but you can do that with someone else too. Yeah, of course. Of course.

But it's like, you know, if you ever go to a craft brewery and then you just order one and you start drinking and you start drinking like this sucks You know I paid nine dollars for this and then I have to drink all of it now because of that I this gives you the freedom to pop around and you know try a little bit You know I'll give you that because it is annoying and you feel bad Going up to like a brewery and be like hey, can I try? Like you feel like going up to a brewery and be like, hey, can I try, you feel like two, three is comfortable. But if they have a large selection,

like I can't ask to try six or seven. Also, if it's busy. Yeah, if it's busy. Some bartenders are like, if it's not busy, fucking try them all. We'll find you the right place. But I guess this one, yes, it does give you the option to try.

I just don't like, I think some of the negatives are outweighing the positives. I feel like the positive is just you could sample a few beers and that's it. But, like I got all foam, I paid for two beers and I got one, don't like that, I don't like that at all. And the tipping thing, I used to be a bartender. I get it, I like, you live off your tips, but it depends.

Like, the tip is your service provided. And if you're not providing a service, like I've drastically reduced the amount of times I'm tipping. Coffee shops? Go fuck yourself. Are you kidding me? I get a black coffee, you turn that screen around, would you like to tip 45% and that's your minimal one? Absolutely not. I'm tipping coffee shops go fuck yourself. Are you kidding me? I get a black coffee turn that screen around

Would you like to tip 45% and that's your minimal one absolutely not zero no tip I'll take the extra time to hit other zero point zero zero no you went over did this I know you to ask someone for a tip when you order a black coffee Hmm. I should get a discount No way I'm all for tipping big and tipping well if someone provides you a good service But we've gone too far with tipping culture and I think people are expecting too much for bare minimum service You know who lives off their tips or lives off a tip your mom

you know lives off their tips or lives off the tip your mom this is just last episode on federal stock if jack was here he would love that jack will love that one he wouldn't see all about it you know that maybe if i if i do it right i'll edit him in a fight in the i'm not going to have a video of you guys i thought it was uh... that would take way too long Well, I think the way too long and you would not be happy about it. No I'm gonna probably stop my camera cuz we're gonna go into the game now, okay?

Yeah, what was it it's time to play the game Time for the game and I'm gonna put my game outfit on I Got a hat next to me here. We're going hunting for the right answers Well, you do you know what Sunday is block out the haters Sunday is the Lord's Day Correct it is also What? is the Lord's Day. Correct. It is also what? Easter? That is also correct. It also is.

Is Easter this Sunday? It is Easter this Sunday. What else is on Sunday? Football and falls. What date is Sunday? Sunday is the 20th. We're gonna light it up for Jesus! It is Hitler's birthday and that's true.

420 is Hitler's birthday. So all you pot smokers smoking it for Hitler. Yeah. If you hotbox on 420, I feel like that's a hate crime. Yeah. Well, we're going to talk all weed related stuff today, cause it is going to be 420. And I have a few funny headlines because weed is you're in a legal state I'm not in a legal state yeah so so you probably

have more you see weed a lot more than I see weed I'll see it I smell it probably a lot more yeah for sure which which is very funny now but there are plenty of states that are you know either legal or not so these headlines are from all 50 states and they're all kind of like very funny things that happen and It's I'll start with the first one What am I doing here? You're gonna you're gonna guess well? I'm gonna ask you a question You're gonna guess something about the headline, okay? So this is all this I'll start with the first one

smugglers toss chicken wings and Marijuana over a prison fence in what state? Smugglers toss chicken wings and marijuana Over a fence over a prison over a prison fence in what state? chicken wings Huh, well into the prison so my deductive reasoning I am going to say Georgia Who it is Mississippi?

Close I was close Whoo-hoo it is Mississippi close. I was close Explain my reasoning there. Well hang on the next part of the question these masked men tossed What laced product over the fence in Jackson, Mississippi? What did they throw over technically? It was they put they put the chicken wings in the marijuana in something to throw it over. What do they do? They put it in like what was their container. What was their vessel? Yes a KFC bucket No, no, it was actually a bunch of footballs. Oh That's smart Yeah, but they're throwing footballs into the prison. Yeah, but it's an easy toss and it's less, I would say, conspicuous.

Is that the right word? Then a bucket of KFC chicken. Yeah, no guard's going to see, oh, man, look at this football coming off the top. Well, maybe it's, what kind of prison is it? Is it like a child prison where like they have Basketballs and footballs and stuff like that. Are you is a football? prison is Like a juvenile detention facility. Yeah, I don't think that's called prison

It's you know what I mean, but like is a football considered too sharp for prison Longest yard had him. I don't think yeah. Yeah, I was thinking I think you can have them I don't know. But yeah, they obviously didn't get to the prisoners because the guards caught you know caught them Where do you where do you think they draw the line on sporting equipment in a prison yard? Basketball, I mean that's fine. They have weights, but I think that's wild to me Yeah, I don't think they have free weights. I think they have like certain like like just machines Yeah, or like the bench presses like the The blocks are only for the people that can't good behavior and stuff

You know I guess cuz like think about it like a 10 pound plate You could beat the shit out of someone with that yeah for sure soccer ball fine i feel like baseball baseball bat absolutely not tennis racket no there's definitely not a putting green i think it all depends on the uh... prison alright next question.

Martha Stewart eats how many gummies per day? Are we talking gummies or gummies? Gummies. We're talking gummies. I think it depends on the dosage. If, and who she's with. Is she cooking with Snoop that day? Or is she just cooking at home? This is her. She she eats this many gummies per day. I need to know the dosage. I would say

five gummies hundred milligrams 20 piece I don't know the milligrams, but she says that she has 20 a day 20 gummies that seems like a lot, right? Isn't that too much? But you know what? I would give me half point, because then I think they're all five milligram. Because if she's having 20 gummies, 10 is even a lot.

200 milligrams of wheat a day? For a woman of her stature and age and grace? Absolutely not. Yeah. Next question. What fast food restaurant had an employee fired after a kid's meal contained a surprise side of cannabis? McDonald's. Ooh, it is Burger King.

Oh, I was thinking McDonald's really only with kids' meals. Honestly, it could have been all of them. Yeah, I Know isn't it like imagine is opening up a kids meal and being like, oh there's weed in here And then the guy behind the car is like, where's my weed? These aren't the nuggets I ordered Yeah, the guys probably pissed. Oh man. Well, there's there was a What was it? There was a day care in Oak Creek, I think I've told you this, there was a daycare in Oak Creek that some of the kids tested positive for cocaine. Which I

think is funny because some adult left a daycare with a bag of baby formula then and is pissed. Yeah, that is so funny that they also were probably the most chaotic kids ever. Just shaking. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Yeah. What state did this Uber Eats driver accidentally deliver a burrito that was wrapped up actually to be marijuana?

It's a good smuggling technique, so I'm gonna have to go near the southern border. I'm gonna go Arizona New Jersey New Jersey really I know that was surprising Yeah, yeah, I would also Jersey would be like you know a marijuana stuffed crust pizza or something like that Some deep dish beats in the Midwest Alright next one is a youtuber smoked marijuana grown from what to fulfill a dying wish Smoked it from what a youtuber To fulfill a dying wish

Like the vessel and how they smoked you mean like No, I believe it's the marijuana was grown from this Is it from like the ashes of a loved one? Is it? That is correct. That is correct. Holy shit, that is, that's her puppet. Her father's ashes.

She said it was his dying wish. That reminds me of the, you ever seen Do Date? Was that Galifianites? Yeah. Where Galifianites makes coffee, where Galifianites makes coffee and he's like, oh, this is good. And he's like, oh yeah, I used the tin and it was actually his father's ashes.

He made, yeah. Yeah, that's a good one. This next one is close to home, technically. Marijuana Van Dyke is an American education professional and Van Dyke has a PhD from Cardinal Stritch University in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. She has a wild first name. Her actual real first name is Marijuana. But even crazier, what is her middle name? Jane. You think it's Marijuana Marijuana Van Dyke?

No, Jane. Oh Jane, Marijuana Jane. Van Dyke, that would be very funny. Incorrect. That would be a very good guess. Her middle name, Pepsi. I think her parents are, were frequent visitors of 7-eleven. Yeah, I think their parents was like, they're like, hey what have we had today or what's around us? They definitely were fighting like well. What do you love? Will you? You can have the name. I'll take the first. I love marijuana, but you love Pepsi

And he and PVD yeah, but she she's abstains from marijuana, but protects in some pepsi This one hits close to your home a plant Resembling a marijuana plant was discovered in the garden of the Colorado governor's mansion How was it discovered? Up a plant resembling marijuana was discovered in the garden of the Colorado governor's mansion how was it? Did their kids try smoking it?

whoo that's a good one no it was discovered after someone watched a video of a go of a just a MTV cribs like walkthrough of the governor's mansion Interesting what kind of and they call and they called the police Please came on his marijuana. What a fucking narc. Are you kidding? Those would be the kind of you will even watch a walkthrough of the governor's mansion Yes, we were like, you know what? I don't think he's fit don't like his plants what kind of plant do you know what I don't think he's fit don't like his plants. What kind of plant? Do you know what kind of plant looks like the?

the governor's or the the marijuana plant Poison ivy, I don't know no, I don't know I don't know Probably if itching itchy throat Yeah, probably My girl Sydney Sweeney's mother Lisa mud Sweeney is prominent in the cannabis scene for what so Sydney Sweeney's mother, which her name is Mud? Lisa Mud Sweeney, with Wilde, right? Yeah.

Is prominent in the cannabis community for what? Yes. Sydney Sweeney being her daughter. Like that's the only logical answer. Why would that just be in the cannabis scene? Well, I mean, it's a scene. It's just a trickle down effect. I don't know for... Yeah, I'd have no clue.

Hit me with it. She's the David Gruber of the cannabis scene. She's a cannabis lawyer. Oh, I mean hey. If you do what you love, you'll never work a day in your life. Yeah, well, but Sydney Sweeney however

does not partake in any cannabis she says yeah so she says I can doubt that there's another one two men in New York died from pneumonia after using what as What as a fertilizer for the marijuana plants? This you get their own shit Who you're you're you're so close? Dog you watched if you watch a centura you would you would know this one. I did I yeah hit me with it guano bat droppings bat droppings mm-hmm I feel how many bat droppings do you need I don't know I think they were like oh that we need to fertilize it

with and they just I mean do they live in a cave where do you get all these bat droppings maybe they live in the Batcave. Maybe it's Batman. Is it one of those things where it's like, like hunters, you're like, hey, we have all this dough urine. Where are you, how? When are you getting this? Whose job is to go get the urine of a dough? How do you get paid for that?

Who discovered the right process to extract the urine from a dough? Do you just sit by a stream and hope one drinks to some weird jobs out there I mean, there's also like someone who has to Like those famous race horses they they use their their sperm for like other You know horse. Yeah, the horse Jacker offers It's a wild job and apparently it could pay it pays very well. I mean just ask your mother nailed it That's right, too. I think we didn't even have just Jack just on the other side That video too. Yeah.

A Florida man was arrested after he was called, after he called the police in order to give him a ride home after a drug deal. Okay? Yeah. But what stood out was what he tattooed on his forehead. What did this Florida man tattoo on his forehead? Was it his address? That'd be very funny, but you're not wrong.

Is it his name? No, you're close with the, where he's from. He had the tattoo of the Florida silhouette on his forehead. What is the famous, the boy who lived, it's the boy who Florida'd. Yeah, sometimes you Florida too hard. Yeah, just stamp of approval right there. You know, drugs, alcohol, all fun, done safely under, you know, with some moderation. Although I did see a Stanhope bit recently.

It's like, listen, if you're gonna enjoy life, you don't do everything in moderation. You do everything in excess in moderation. If that makes sense. And I could be butchering, but it's like, like listen You don't have one to two beers every night you have all the beers Like once every other week or every three weeks go out get fucking hammered and then don't do that every weekend I kind of like that. I think that is what leads to stories like this and for that I think all of you I Think yeah, I really have motto

Yeah, okay. That's fair. I think everything in moderation. I'm not like you know I don't I don't smoke I don't do any drugs or anything So I think like if I ever did it would hit me way harder than someone who has been using in moderation for a long time my my My weed tolerance is just non-existent. I have, we've all dabbled in the Mary Jane. I can legally say that now in this state. And I did every time when I was here, when it was legal. Allegedly.

But it's actually, my tolerance is low. I can't do it even by myself. I'm uncomfortable. What's big now here I'm hearing is a lot of people are doing the mushrooms. People are loving the mushrooms, the microdosing of the mushrooms. They're growing their mushrooms. They're not selling them. I heard it's actually you can grow Mushrooms you can consume mushrooms. You just can't sell mushrooms in this state. I saw Yeah, I think I mean there's there's certain things about mushrooms that you can't do but like even in Wisconsin you can't sell A certain type of mushroom that doesn't make you trip You know

They have to do like back backyard deals and stuff But I saw I don't know what I woke up on like Saturday morning or Sunday morning one of the two I'm scrolling on Facebook And I just see someone like taking mushroom before like an EDM concert And I was like this person has kids like what are you doing? Who posts that they literally just a selfie of them taking mushrooms and like, party's about to start and then the next video is them up

like partying at the EDM festival. And I was like, what? This person has kids. It is interesting what we find acceptable though for social media, cause that small little bit of mushroom trip, like if they did just like a micro dose of mushrooms kind of thing, and if they're posting it,

they're probably doing a lot, but if it's like a small amount and it really doesn't affect you, it makes you feel good. If we saw someone do that online, most people would be like, that is absolutely unacceptable behavior, blah, blah, blah, but you taking a few sips of alcohol or showing that you're drunk at a party is completely fine for the most part on social media. It's yeah It's interesting, but

Whatever well you got a quick game you technically can't show anyone Like an advertising yeah, you can't You can't like every one of those beer commercials. No one sips that alcohol, which is wild yeah Yeah, and but that makes sense it's It's less promotion. I mean you're promoting the brand rather than consuming it I would say and I guess that's probably a loophole like I'm sure cigarettes have a few loopholes I don't think you see any cigarette commercial. Do you see cigarette commercials anymore?

I don't think we don't think they. Do you see cigarette commercials anymore? I don't think we I don't think they're bring back cigarette commercials For who I don't know, but it should always be after the commercial of the lady It's like I started smoking when I was 20 years old Yeah, and it was cool Would it say what like that's the only way you're allowed to have a cigarette commercial if it comes before or after that? That lady and it just has to be like Marlboro Reds If you want my my favorite thing is like who's

Needing to like these commercials like half these brands who's needing to know about them You know like who you who in your target market already doesn't know about cigarettes. You know It's not that you don't know about cigarettes, but you might not know about the new cigarette brands It's like having a new vape color or flavor and whatever this I forget whose joke this might be Gavigan's but like or or milk who? Needing to know about milk with milk is on her own for years and years the got milk campaign. What what do you mean? Was it to just drink more milk was there a Were we not buying enough milk at in like the early 2000s?

I don't know. Was there a calcium deficiency going around in the early 2000s? Is that what the Got Milk campaign was for? Here's the thing though, it worked. It was a great campaign. Those posters were all over my high school. Yeah, oh yeah, I had Brett Favre in the corner

with a little milk mustache for my entire, everything. Yeah, exactly, I didn't understand itre in the corner with a little milk mustache for my entire, you know, everything. Yeah, exactly. I didn't understand it. I was like, we're just... I thought it was more just to advertise the athletes and they just like milk. No, it was got milk. It was, that was the whole thing. Yeah, the milk people got them. I don't know. What, what, oh, what would be fun to advertise now that's so unnecessary? I mean, milk is, I think milk is like a perfect one.

Water, but no one's making water. People, yeah, but people package water differently. Like, there's Fiji water. Yeah, but that's what milk is doing. That's what milk is doing. It's packaged differently. And now it comes from an almond teat. It comes from a cashew teat.

Yeah, but it wasn't, yeah, but it wasn't't it wasn't like a brand. It was just milk. It was just like say hey you heard about milk It wasn't like buy Fairlife or or buy this you know it was just milk True well that that was before the trend of like soy and the lactate stuff and Cashew almond coconut Are there other types of there's a lot of milks now all I think all Yeah, how many nuts can you can you make milk out of like can we make pistachio? Look you you could definitely I bet you can make pistachio milk make pistachio milk? You could definitely, I bet you you could make

pistachio milk. Milk some pistachios tonight, see what happens. I will, it's gonna take a little bit, but I think with almond milk or oat milk, oh that's another one, oat milk. It's like you're just blending water and oatmeal and oats, that's it, and then they're like that's oat milk Because I guess it has like a milky texture to it

Maybe that's the same thing with almonds you just blend almonds and water and maybe like Salt and then you strain it and like this is almond milk, and that's why it's so low in calories I Don't know I am talking out of my ass I was born raised at a dairy farm so it was all just you know good yeah never any you went from teat to teat that's what you did your mama's teats to your cousin's teats? No. Teacout's teats? Never, never was breastfed. Sorry bud. You weren't breastfed? I'm adopted.

How would that happen? But, no. How early were you adopted? From birth. Oh, from birth? Okay, that makes sense. Well then you went from the bottle teats. You went from the bottles.

I forgot you were adopted in homeschooling Jewish. Yeah. Weird of you to bring up hitler a weird of you did say it's his birthday in your celebrate it I didn't say it was birthday at all I thought it was weird that people hotbox on his birthday it's wild that's crazy yeah well we'll wrap this up before it gets racist. Yeah, oh, speaking of, yeah, here. Speaking of what?

Rachel goes, didn't realize it was, this weekend is Easter. Yeah, just found that out myself. I'm gonna respond back, also Hitler's birthday. Yes, I knew you'd show up. Alright guys, coming to the GoFoding August 23rd, fat chance, it's been a pleasure. Drink Booze Better.