Fat Chance Podcast - THE Florida Man & Taylor Swift's Male Equivalent Ep.144

Episode Date: November 14, 2024

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with friends. This is, I believe, just a and talladeck with a little extra Hashtag not this has to be Jim, right? Jen Jim with natural grapefruit and juniper berry flavors plus carbonation you do got a little congestion up there Oh, yeah, I'm toyed up top right now. You're tight up top? Yeah. I'm sorry. I went through the through the wringer. It's gluten free. That's perfect. I'm gonna. I was gonna say it seems like it's lacking gluten though. Um my cleaner has been sick for two and a half weeks and he said his family just put him onto some type of bitters and he said it did wonders to his body. It said it tasted like shit,

because it's supposed to kill cancer cells and all this stuff, so maybe if we get you some bitters, clean you right up. Go get me some bitters. We'll see, I'm hoping just to catch some sweet, sweet Z's tonight and sweat this bad boy out. Wet pants on, little bloody. I don't think sweating it out's an actual thing.

Oh yeah, it is. Put some onions on your feet. Oh, I sweat. Anytime I'm sick sick I will put all my layers on our long underwear our shorts I'll put sweats sweatpants on socks long sleeve shirt hoodie sometimes a hat and I will sweat it out next day I feel great yeah I can't do that I very uncomfortable yeah I couldn do it. I was telling him before I will wake up if I can't breathe Out of my nose. I will wake up in a panic five six twenty five times a night just going Trying to grasp for air

Yeah, I get it absolutely good, but sweat it out works Maybe she was a little magnet things. I do want to get those magnet strips Do you still are you still using mouth tape? I am but i've set with my kids i'd put on last night city with a little bit trip pro-listeners just to do and i was breathing through the mouth tape with my mouth the right to take it off i can't i can't do it can make it work and you felt

like what's the benefit of the mouth tape again apparently it's just supposed to help like with kidnappings Kidnappings makes it easier for folks to kidnap you Is it like duct tape no, it's like it's more like a medical tape It's like but it's strong, but like if you just want it to you go and it will pop open but like if you're not putting anything on it Yeah, I can't do that. I had my little tickiness. I'd be like a minute. I put it on I go Yeah, but yeah, it does come off and then I would have to use another piece of tape

You can put it back. It's just like cosplaying. You know just how PDSM It's supposed to help with your ability to breathe and make your body get used to breathing through your nose more. And it's supposed to also clear up sinuses, helps with facial structure. Because apparently, the more you breathe through your mouth,

the bigger and rounder your chin and lower half of your face. And then also, Noel, hear you scream. Yeah. Real emphasis on the no screaming thing from Judd over there. This is the only thing that Judd is thinking about you're thinking about no screaming I think you've kidnapped people we should talk about it let's talk about it. No I do have I do have a kidnapped joke that's pretty good. How would you kidnap someone?

How wait how would you get kidnapped? How would I get? What would the free what on the side of the van? What would the free oh. Yeah on the side of the van what would it say free what we'll get you kidnapped free beer friends beer for sure yeah free packer merch so we're all easily kidnapped easily kidily kidnapable. When I was down in Florida, we went to this bar.

And there was a gentleman that came up to me, he's like, hey, can I get you a drink? And I was like, hey, married, appreciate it though. Cool, gonna walk around with some confidence the rest of the night. And he goes, I'll still buy you a drink, appreciate you being honest. Buys me a drink.

And I'm watching him do, like, order this drink this whole time. And he gives it to me me and I like start drinking it and like halfway through drinking it go oh my god what he might have been able to slip something in here and I start panicking I'm gonna downward spiral the rest of the night just like what did he put in this drink I'm about to get butt fucked he did not put anything in the drink we left the bar immediately after that but I like my whole night I was like I would like oh god. I wonder what was in that

And you watched it the whole time I watched it the whole time, but you never know sleight of hand Yeah, you could have been a gay magician. Yes Most gays are magicians or most magicians are again Guys my hands I don't feel my hand anymore. Oh, you've been to sit on it So Yeah, that's again perfect example of Free beer would get me so basically a friendly guy in a packer hat being like hey I'll give you a Coors light would get all three of us. Yeah, actually yeah

Yeah, I'll give you a Coors light and also you describing that guy. Sounds pretty cool. Sounds like he does sound like a good time. That's also me. Normal. Judd on Sunday. Yeah. Which by the way I do want to bring up what was I saw AJ's story of a was it a French woman like grilling you and Josh about drinking Highlife? Could you understand it? Yeah, I do not know what you, there's a point where like, Josh was taking the brunt of, you know like, ladies like yelling about something very silly or a guy's yelling about something very silly and one person just has to take one for the team.

You're like, how could this be? I was also like, at the table, but at the point I'm like, like I do not I kind of zoned out and look at agent. It's just laughing. Taking pictures. It's just like mad about you doing high life. Because she doesn't have it back in Russia or wherever she's from. I think it was France. It was like the quality of some of the snap was like a tale of two northern boys getting grilled by a French woman about the poor quality of Miller High Life And it's it's Josh being like judges gone

Yeah, it was wild, but no we had a good time Saturday Yeah, it was a good show with Johnny Beiner on it and then Friday we had Jeff die and Koski was on that one So it was a good comedy weekend. It's a fun weekend. Yeah And you were in Florida what part of Florida St. Pete St. Pete never been yeah, that's Pete. It's great There's a lot of fun. I do want to watch You can cut this open either watching you're watching for its Florida man on Mac I'm pretty sure the choose you guys on that it's Florida man no there's a Florida game Florida man games oh you was on this is this like a this like almost

like a drunk history but with Florida yeah it's like a story about a Florida man like every episode every episode yeah but then they have like famous people act out the story as they interview the Florida man that's fun yeah I did that no I haven't seen that it's on HBO it's on HBO I haven't watched it yet but I watched the trailer last night I just got HBO with my new phone dude good for you I'm gonna have to check it out

you get a new phone? yeah a while ago show us it looks like my old phone Just oh, dude. You're fucking hammered fisting seltzer water and I just look yeah, this is my phone The fuck is honey, this is my phone I Just glitched right there Shit you're gonna afford to show me your phone I Have one sip of an alcoholic drink down here. I'm a mess you put me out in public five six totally fine

Something in the air down here, maybe we need to vent this room out a little bit Do you guys want to how the picks picks went last week? Oh my gosh. So bad. So bad. I'm nervous. I got absolutely throttled in both my leagues too for fantasy. Honestly, I went 3-0 to start our league and I have lost 7 in a row. Yeah.

It blows. I think I might win my first one tonight in a while. I was like 4-2 in my other league and I've lost a bunch in a row. I lost to a guy that just lost, he lost 5 in a while I was like four and two in my other league and I've lost a bunch or I lost to a guy that just lost he was you lost five in a row I played I had Jamar Chase and I played Jamar Chase what did you see still lost no I'm beating Eric this week did you did you see that when Jack was in Florida not a single FPS or NFL team in Florida won the game until maybe tonight their own 11 right now Wow, and in tonight the the Dolphins play so they're coincidence. I think

Should you bet the Dolphins Jack's back you should bet the way. Did you get back? Sunday morning, okay, it's a day at noon then it's not Jack's fault But maybe maybe my NFL games aren't Jack's fault. Maybe it my stench was still lingering. Yeah, it's it's a Dolphins underdog But maybe if I was just there for part of the day, all right, let's uh, I'm gonna I'm gonna take a quick guess How many games were there 13 13? I'm gonna say I went 7 and 6 okay I bet those are flip-flopped One of you is correct all right in last place with 7 and 6

In second to last place, or second place, normally, at nine and four, Judd. Oh, you had a good week, sir. Jack went 10 in three. Woo hoo! There you go. I should have started texting him. And then I also added up the totals.

Yeah. All the scores. So we're through week 10 now. Okay. I'm excited. In last place. It's gotta be me. It's gonna be Cusky or Judd. now I'm excited in last place It's gonna be cuz cure judge with 84 and 59

Judd oh Shit, you're like two weeks of going really good. Yeah, two really good week Yeah, going 12 and 1 and 14 1 1 very good Cuskies in second place though with 86 and 57 Jack is in first place with 88 and 50. Okay, so we're all two of our really cool We're all two of us not bad. So I'm four away from everyone. You guys are making fun of me Yeah, yeah Okay, if you'd fucking laugh if you didn't have those two weeks where you just fucking did weird stuff You would be so far down. Sometimes I'm just feeling it. You would be so we go I felt confident and I remember my brother

He looked at me after I had that like the I hit the 12 game parlay And he goes yeah me and Kyle wants your picks every week now. I go. That's a bad idea. I would like you Lightning's not gonna hit me twice here. Okay, did hit you twice. All right did you win 14 you win 12 and 1 and 14? Yeah, but I'm betting and I got all of them Still I think I do it. All right Here we go. Here we go with week 11. Boys, week 11, Thursday night game.

Pretty big Thursday night game. Real quick, did we establish a punishment for last place for us? No, I don't think so. We're close enough now that I feel like we could all agree. We could still go for it. We could still do it. Loser has to bring beer to the?

That's not fun enough. How about loser needs to try to eat a hot dog like Hershey would? So loser potentially chokes to death. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He has to throw a hot dog down his a hot dog down his throat a hot dog. Oh God that would hurt. It'd be so painful. When is OK. When is. But that would make it mean a whole lot more. Are we doing this through the Super Bowl. Yeah sure. OK so then you are close enough. I mean if like somebody's like 12 games back the Super Bowl is not gonna But the first Thursday night game good one, okay, Washington at Philadelphia, ooh, that's a good one

Give me Philly. I'm gonna take Philly as well. I'm gonna take Philly Green Bay at Chicago Green Bay Green Bay That's a good one. Give me Philly. I'm going to take Philly as well. I'm going to take Philly. Green Bay at Chicago. Green Bay. Green Bay. I'm surprised he doesn't think Chicago. He's a real traitor over there. One time.

One time. And I was right. People don't forget. Anyways, Jacksonville at Detroit. Detroit. Detroit. Detroit. Minnesota at Tennessee.

Minnesota. Minnesota at Tennessee. Minnesota. Minnesota. Tennessee. Las Vegas at Miami. Miami. Yeah, give me Miami. Rams at New England. Rams. Yeah, give me Rams. Rams. Cleveland at New Orleans. Oh, New Orleans. Give me Cleveland. Bless you. Yeah, give me the Saints. Baltimore at Pittsburgh. Oh, Baltimore. Give me Pittsburgh. I'm also going to Pittsburgh. Indianapolis at the Jets. Jets. Well can't go Jets. I'm going Jets. Give me an apple this. Atlanta at Denver. Oh this

is tough. Give me Denver. I'm gonna say Atlanta. I think Atlanta bounces back. Give me Denver at home Seattle at San Fran See a friend San Fran this this whole week is good. I'm gonna do I'm gonna do San Fran as well Another great game Kansas City at Buffalo. Give me Buffalo Buffalo It's the first time I haven't picked the Chiefs this is is not the first time I've. I'm gonna go Kansas City. Okay, good pick, good pick. Cincinnati at the Chargers. Give me Chargers. Cincinnati.

Yeah, give me Cincinnati. Houston at Dallas. This is Monday night, doesn't count unless we tap into the tiebreaker. Houston. Give me Houston. Houston. Well, if Monday doesn't count I went 14 out last week Yeah, that was he did film a

Monday concept we don't film on Tuesday. Yeah, you'll film on Monday boys want to go in. All right Do you want to bet on this game? Yeah, let's look at this part out. So and stop. Oh and stop I knew it right away yeah you almost did that before yeah you need a zamboni that no it's not still there because you're looking upside down all right for tonight's game now Do you remember at your? Yes, at your apartment when you're moving out. We had the game Yeah We're gonna bring that back But I felt like when we did it last time you guys didn't get to make the people so you didn't really know who some

Of these people were okay I'm I have sharpies. I have have tape now we're basically gonna pass it to the other person. Stick to the forehead and then they're gonna have to guess who they are. I like it. Okay. Are you playing as well? I'm gonna play as well because you guys are gonna do it. Yeah. So alright. The only thing I need cuz I need you to flip these cameras around so you can't look at it yourself and see who you have. I can't mean can you see? I can see.

Screw it. I can see me so easily. Alright so here are the markers. One for you sir. Fresh marker. Nice fresh marquee anyone want to go with Are they scented smells like high school Oh, I guess I did submit a bet. How much money are you going to win if we land our bets? How about you just tell us now? No, I'd like to know how much you bet.

On each? Damn, I do a dollar to five. But I put a bunch of things in so I could win like 1,000 bucks. Yeah. This year, I'm just even. It's almost like I don't even care. Just literally.

Yeah, spoken like an addict. Wait, how do they smell? Smells like Fleischmann's. Great. You took a big whiff. Yeah. I don't know if my nosy could handle that. Did you even smell it?

I could smell it. I could smell through it. Oh, then you're not that bad One not so good the other one's bad So what are we doing? So what do you mean? You just I wasn't listening. I was trying to place my bet Can you hand me one of those shelves for a writing space? No, I have my built in shelf. Your flat dick. I was going to say

this. No. Mama Kuzki's coming to the show. Uh in December. Yeah. So, we're just writing people down. Uh people places are things. Okay. And we'll go one at a time how many guesses so that's the thing I think we should all get one lifeline during the game okay okay so we can give them a clue you can do an impression or we do like say a person that's in the realm of the impression didn't go well Yeah, but then after that I think you get three guesses, okay, all right deal shall we okay? Yeah, okay? Okay, yeah, I'm a little confused. I'll just write three things for no no squeeze one at a time when I over doing one at a time person place or thing

We're just passing them to the right to the right okay, so I'll take this Is this right side up? Yep, you're good. All right, not bad That's upside down Alright So alright three guesses oh No, yeah three guesses, but you can ask Questions okay, so

Am I Person yes Am I a person No Not really Technically yes, but also no so frustrating am I a person yes okay cool am I a woman no no we also place yes okay am I white great all right so five Great. All right. So five questions and then we have to guess. Okay. Am I fictitious?

No. Oh. Person and a place kind of, place more so than person. Correct. Am I in the United States Yes, yes Technically also yeah States

Yeah, you got a tough one I apologize Am I a male yes, am I a male? Yes. Cool. I'm a white male. Um, am I related to anyone in this room? No, I don't think so. I wish. No. And if you, if you were, I would have known how to spell it. Yeah. Now I get it. No, I mean, it's so off for sure. I was going to just make it easy. The more you look at it, the worse it gets. It's wrong up there?

Yeah, it's too wrong. I don't want to pull my phone and look it up. Which is a good hit. What's your next question? So I'm a person and a place that could be from International it's international. Yeah, so I'm a person or place I'm a white male be in the world the whole time. Do I like to spread? No, it's not right Who did I get mine from? You? Okay. Can I ask my question? Yeah. Am I an athlete? Yeah. Yes. Okay. That's the only thing people check those. Um, person place from around the world.

What the fuck? Every time you look up, it looks like you're trying to look at the. I can't see anything, my brow is too far in the way. Too furry. I feel like we should give him a hint. Do you wanna use one of your lifelines? No. Okay. Because you're the thing I don't think either of you guys are going to get yours right now either.

No. I'm an athlete. I'm a white athlete. White male athlete. Which isn't that Yomi kind? Which by the way, I was definitely going to go black athlete on my next gap. Thank you for letting me know it's white again. I was definitely gonna go black athlete on my next gap. Thank you for letting me know it's white again. Person place, am I... Do people visit me? Yes.

Yes. Okay. Rarely, but yes. Rarely, but yes. Wait, wait, rarely? Yeah. Shit. Go ahead.

I tell you this is number five, all right, so. We gotta speed this up mail it's a real person uh... and i have personal color do i play football yeah okay

and my bread far Yeah, yeah, you're right far you're better far you're better far Shit Well, that was the most disappointed like yeah, you got it. I wasn't excited. Yeah, I would my mind's in a pretzel still You're not gonna get we're disappointed Do I get extra points cuz I didn't do my last question do I have a special skill oh no I did No This is a bullshit name like you should lose points from giving this can I'll give you a hint a free hint. Okay, it has to do with us Oh

No, but that would have been a good I'm not bleeding out anymore. That'd be funny. Yeah, that's very funny. Um You're not you can take it off. Yeah All right, sorry, oh you need to get three There's absolutely no way am I am I For some reason I thought we were gonna give hints and so I was like, oh, this could be something someone would get. Oh, I gotcha.

That's my bad. Am I... No. Michael Fassbender? No. You don't think he could spell Fassbender? Yeah, I don't know what... Am I...

Think of that same realm, but just another difficult kind of name. Kind of difficult name. Am I Chris Hemsworth No, no, that's an easy one. That's an easy one. You can only think of easy ones right now am I? Who's white with a hard name? It's not that hard not that hard. It's it's a phonetically Just it's just like okay. Where does this letter go? Yeah, Michael You are Matthew McConaughey oh all right we're going to Jack Matthew McConaughey but no that's McConaughey McConaughey

that's what it is. McConaughey? all right Cusky wins that round. oh hell yeah do you all right all right all right I I promise to do better Jack, but we're given well, but yeah, it doesn't help me out now Person place or thing Take me done take me take me tape man although quick that was from all three of us I appreciate that we were we were better to be able to answer questions yeah I was not but Uh.

Goes to Jackson. This time, go to your left. This goes to Judd. Is this right? Yeah. Good. Is this right? Yeah. Good? Is this right? No. You had it right.

He's cheating. He's cheating. I just want everyone to know I actually looked in the front and panicked. I did not read it. OK. Just so everyone's aware. OK.

Because everyone was like, listen, I'm going to put it on my forehead, and the viewers at home are going to be like, this fucking guy. So. Just to be clear, that. I think it picked up five questions three guesses. Here we go. Questions three guesses. Am I saying that wrong too. Am I saying if I think no. You No, you can lean forward Yeah, you gotta yeah Am I a person no Am I a person no, that's nice. Am I a person? Yes. Yes, okay Do I have to do with us? Yes.

Yes. Okay. I feel like we all have to do with us, is my guess. Maybe. Am I a thing? Yes. Yeah. So I'm a person not a thing Am I a woman yes

Yeah, mm-hmm you are Okay Man I really do. Am I an object? Yeah. Yeah. You're an object in, like, kind of something else. Yeah.

But yeah, you're an object. OK. Did I ask if I was related to us? Or did I ask you? No. If I was a thing. You asked if you were a thing, and then you asked if, I don't know.

Am I famous? No. No. Not at all. Not even close. Good, so I should be able to figure that one out. Maybe in some rooms. Am I related to anyone in this room?

No. Okay. I don't think so. Maybe. Yeah, could be, but I don't think so. I thought this could be my mom on my head, but. Yeah, I was going to ask if you were going to ask if she had a shelf.

The answer still would have been yes. Am I? The answer is still yes. But it's not about your mom. It's not about your mom. Talk about an object, right? The one on your hat. The one on your hat.

Did that hurt your hand? Did that hurt your hand? No your hand no but I'm gonna sit and I went right in between we're talking about the person on your hat right now myself a little bit oh my gosh we were not a movie so the person on my head has a shelf a a a um anyone's on route my shoes questions

a am I a drink no I Am I a drink no Take my take my Michael's answer in my reaction how you will All right, so I am not famous. I am a thing. I might have asked the question that related to this room. It's going to be an hour and a half long episode. Am I? I'm not famous.

No. Am I a consumable? No. No, no. Usable, not a consumable. OK. Do I have big boobs? Not particularly.

OK. Yeah, I don't think you're known for them. No one's like, ooh, this chick has big boobs. Okay. Yeah, I don't think you're known for them. No one's like, ooh, this chick had these big boobs. Okay. Um. And if you were, weird. Am I a bodily fluid? Oh. What the fuck? No. What does it have to do with us? You said, am I a drink? I said, ehh. You know where he thinks I'm going? Yeah. Yeah, he thinks it's cum. Also related to us. Cum. I mean, oh yeah. Fuck yeah it is. What we do with the cameras off is none of your business. I'm, hmm. I think I have one more. Am I famous? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So small titted famous woman

Average boob to famous woman Okay, I think I'm out of questions I just have to guess a woman yeah My beverage No, no So we're just guessing now. Let's rifle these off. All right. Am I Anne Hathaway? No.

OK. No. OK. Famous. Am I golf balls? No. No. Am I Halloween costumes no am I

I'm famous right yeah I mean I would say like your fa you are famous but put out the way you're thinking like it's not like a yeah you're famous like people know me yeah they would take pictures with you they would take pictures with me ask for autographs ask for autographs. You have to bend down to write them Am I the black woman from the comedy show Yeah, but I don't even know who that was and I wrote your thing oh yeah, you did write this one and down to write them

It's a tall woman. Yeah, am I am I booze better? Yes. Yes, you are You are now he finally got the context school of not really a beverage But could be it turns into a beverage booze better Drink better play this game better You looking for a role ahead? No. No. Am I?

Fuck. Is this some good tape? It is great tape. It is great tape. Am I, uh, Wonder Woman? No. Okay. That was the closest guess yet.

Jasmine, Aladdin? Yeah. I would have never gotten this. You didn fictional that I would have got what was that? What was that? Fictional I believe in here it's going out great and then you hear us not I love that you double down on that one. Fictitious. He didn't ask. Fictional. I don't know. I think this mic is a little cap on it. Yeah, there might be something stuck in these. It's coming out great, but it's not picking up.

OK, moving on. You guys have too much trouble in here. You want to turn up the bass? All right, so Judd's the only one that got that? Yeah. Sir, Judd and Kuski, 1-1. Jack, you have to go. I'm on the pee couch.

Yeah, I'm getting dick right now All right person place thing can I do like a scientific theory Fuck you no Okay fine I don't know Cool right he's going to the left now I know these are going to the right right now cuz I Give Jack a chance Shit, I want to do a different one then. I'm gonna give Jack a chance.

Jack you gotta ask the right questions. It's how this game goes Michael. Give me that tape, give me that tape. Give me that tape. I almost looked right at it. Okay. I'm ready. Can I have the tape? I can rip.

Oh boy. I like the tape kind of does a little hiding of the... Am I wearing one already? Okay. Good. I think... Yeah, I spelled it right. See, do you see what I'm doing? Recognizable things. Yeah. Just so everyone's aware. Yeah. Okay. I'm I'm guessing this isn't recognizable though. I could recognize it. I could recognize it. Am I my mom? You say that every day in the mirror? Am I my mom? You say that every day in the mirror

Okay, I'll start am I Am I a person no, no, okay. Am I a fictitious character? No Am I a person? No, am I a thing? Yeah, yeah, cool Am I white? Yes Am I in Wisconsin? Yes Yeah So I'm a thing yeah, am I in this room? Yes, okay Yeah. Um. Fuck. So I'm a thing? Yeah. Am I in this room?

Yes. Yeah. Okay. Um. Um. Am I an athlete? No. No. Some would say things you do are kind of athletic though.

Yeah. That's a good, that's a good hint. would say things you do are kind of athletic though. Yeah, that's a good hint. Yeah. And that's all you're going to fucking get. OK. But really, we have five questions that don't help us too much. Yeah, it doesn't help us at all.

So I think every once in a while, when you throw it a little. We can throw it a little, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For like, ah, you're kind of on the track. But no one's used any of the lifelines yet. I thought you only get one.

What's the lifeline? You only get one. We just it's the lifeline. You only get one. We just get to ask an extra question? Well, we can give you a hint. We can give an impression. We can. Only if it's a person, yeah. Well, I mean.

OK. Well, can you give an impression of an object? Usually we could. Cool. I'd like an impression, please. OK. an object? Yours would be good. Cool. I'd like an impression please. Okay. Is this your ass? No. You're on the right track though. Okay. I would like an impression as well. Without giving it away? If you can try it, yeah, see.

You can do it and then I'll be the judge if it was a good one or not. I'm trying to think of something that wouldn't give it away. This is my endorsement for Kamala Harris. Let's do, um... I think that's good. But with a little bit more production value behind it. Yeah. It's an expensive, valuable... I love you yeah there you go I love you yeah it's not really the Kamala Harris but but we're in love we love

each other we love each other and we endorse Kamala Harris and vaccines Okay, they write about all those things and talk about it. Yeah in musical notes, would you like yeah? Yeah, give me something We really can see this, but we'll know we'll give you a hint. We'll give you a hint right You have an infatuation with it in this room It's in this room. Yeah. I think that's a good hint. Also... pretty pointless. Well I don't like the way you're describing the way I am infatuated with things that are pretty pointless.

Those two will lead you to it. I'm an object that sounds like Jack's ass? That's those two are those two will lead you to it I'm an object that sounds like Jack's ass. Is it my mouth? No, my my ass sounds pretty good You're right around it It gets very close to these. It does. Am I Clay Aiken? We need to end this game. We got one more I would like another hint. It's it's like fitting a lime in a corona. Yeah, it's a you got to really want it.

Yeah. It will go, but you have to get it loosened up. Yeah. Think generic. Generic version of what you're thinking. I'm not thinking anything. Well, maybe you should figure it out. Yeah. Uh. You gotta figure it out.

Actuation. It's in this room? I didn't know. Yeah, that's in this room. That's in this room. A few of them. A few of them. Oh, I know who I am. Who? Taylor Swift. Yeah. Fuck yes. I'm good at this game. What hint gave it away? Uh, when I realized I'm not a man. Yeah, that's good. Yeah. But I'm glad you think clay Aiken is the male version of Taylor Okay, I have an infatuation with it and it's in this room yeah Yeah, it's very pointless

Is this Gorilla Head? No, it's not pointless. It has a use But you'll never use it It's not pointless, it has a use, but you'll never use it. Huh. You used to use them. You have too many of them. Yeah, too many of them. The knife?

No. That's close, that's close. Close, yeah. Smyrnov headphones. Look at this. Officially from Badger. It's a Dave's Day. If you come see us on December.

We'll give away all these 21st. We will sign every one of these smirnoff headphones and give it to you. I said your asshole. No no no. If you run the tape back you said my ass. No I said Jack's asshole. You did not say asshole. I think he did say asshole but I didn't count it because it's a generic version. Okay no. I do want to say asshole. If you run the tape back you said ass. What am I. Your ass. We may need to run the tape back. But I mean that's there's an asterisk by that one. You're close. All right. You're right. You guys just didn't want me to get another point. Who's the only one that farts into the microphone here. Me. But yeah and then he fake farted. All right. You first were giving it to me.

So I give it to you. Do you think this is the same thing you did? Yeah, sure. Cool. so I give it to you cool take me yeah give it to me what is it can I at least see it can I at least see it disrespectful does it have to do with my mom? Not Yeah, we So literally anything I would have said would have gotten it right. Is it my mom's boobs? Yeah, you're right. it see it wasn't just me no it's you cause I already got it

hehehehe little update Miami's up 7-0. I don't want you to cheat on this one, you have something to put on your head. Why would... There's a lot of words. You know I can't read. Alright. You could guess two different things. Yeah, you could.

I kind of give you a cop out. Shit, no look. Eyes are closed. Eyes are closed. Put it on. Thank you. Am I still my mom's boobs? Dang it. No you're not. I don't even know what your sense Do you know what that means because I didn't you know, I'm gonna get any points So we just him and I have he has to. I have no points. I need to get points. I

need to get back into this thing. OK. Real quick. Go. Am I a person. No no. Am I a person. No no. Am I a person. Yes. Cool. Am I a thing. Yes. OK. Am I a white person. No. You said no to you be person. Oh, yeah Do I am I in this room no, am I related to someone in this room? Yes Am I my wife I'm a thing Am I the fancy football stroker Am I

Something you'd stick up your butt. No, no, let's do lifelines. Okay, yeah, give me an impression You're grounded My Kursky's Mahami. Yeah. Woo. My favorite thing is you wrote that, and I wrote that. I couldn't show you because it was going on your head. Give me an impression. I can't give you an impression, but I'll give you an example. I want an impression. I want an impression. No, there's literally no way. I bet you there is.

Oh, here, here, here, look at this. Let's make this neighborhood white gentrification And poor I'm big sad It's very close to it And it's not a person. It's a thing. Sad movies. No. So like oh my gosh these past years have been really sad. Yeah. Oh depression. The big sad? The big sad? The great depression.

There you go, the great depression. Judd was born. Okay. So we have 45 minutes. We need to do for an episode now. I think we just killed it there. I think we just killed it there. I think we did a really good job there. I don't. No, we should promote what we want to do.

We have some shows coming up. We do have shows coming up. We have a show at Copper Comedy, which is at Dugout 54 in Wauwatosa, Wisconsin. December 21st, we're doing a Christmas-themed comedy show, a little mix of stand-up, a little mix of the podcast, a little crowd interaction. Jack will be there. We didn't talk about that. You can't just

put me on camera and I'm going to be there. Jack will be there. We'll talk about that. Otherwise a jack stand in will be there. We're just going to pay a guy with a red mustache to stand in the corner. I see if I can be there. I got to see if I can be you've had weeks. Figure it out. All right. Well I think I got to figure it out. Well he's not going to be. It's gonna be a blast. We're gonna have some secret guests. Enough of the secret. Yeah. Back out. The secret guest there. But no, we'll have some fun. We're going to do some comedy. We're going to meet some people.

It's going to be a blast. Good time. It sounds like it's going to be a lot of fun for everyone. Do you actually think you can't make it? Yeah, I don't know yet, because I have scheduling for different families' Christmases. Cool. December 21st?

Yeah. OK. And then I'm going gonna murder your family. It's not mine this time. Also, that'd be a great episode of just Dateline of just like, oh, he wanted to do a comedy show. He just wants to do a comedy show. And Jack's Christmas is getting the word.

Yeah, other than that, drink booze better, have a great time, and stay safe out there, friends. From what? What do they need to stay safe of? Your butthole, Brett Favre, the Great Depression, gentrification, Taylor Swift on a rampage. Smirnoff headphones. Here they give you cancer.

And Microsoft? Wait, why Microsoft? Because it's not Micro Heart. Am I right, guys? True. Yeah, we're done after that. We got to beat the dad out of him. No, we like the dad. We need him. No, we'd like the dad.

We need those. He did a dad joke literally when he got down to the theater. And what did I do? He's some dumb dad joke. And I was like, Oh, if I would've made that joke, you yeah, right. I don't think I did. I think this is in the streams. I think he's dreaming about me. Yeah. He dreams about me for sure. He dreams about you too. He tells me about it. Well, if your mom... If he does dream about your mom, so I'm assuming you're always nearby.

Yeah. A lot of mama cuskies in this episode. That's what always happens when we have word games. Is my mom shows up. It's low-hanging fruit. It's very easy for us to bring your mom into it. Because it kind of gets you a little frustrated, but you can't be too mad about it.

I can't be too mad about it. I can't be too mad about it. My mom's a wonderful person. She's a wonderful woman, and we're definitely not saying anything negative about her. Because literally, it's just your mom. Yeah, just my mom. Can we start talking about your mom? Mine?

Yeah. What do you want to talk about? I don't know. I don't want to talk about your mom. Judd, let's talk about your mom. Yeah. OK. What she look like. She cute. No, that's pretty rude.

Think about how old I am and then have to think about how old my mom would be. Yeah, but you're adopted, so she could be pretty young. Right. Yeah. My mom and dad are still my mom and dad. Yeah, but like they were of age and they were. You think they adopted me at the same age I was? Maybe. I don't know what age you got adopted at. Well, I mean, I don't think this should be on camera, but you know, young, very young.

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