Fat Chance Podcast - Trump Does Rogan Ep.142

Episode Date: November 4, 2024

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Basically this okay. I guess it's a yeah one two three And we can tell obviously we don't have costumes on right now But that's because we are in for a surprise each one of us is in for Halloween surprise right now reveal yes So I think the plan is each Person had the other two pick out a costume yeah for the for them yes, and I think our plan is we're just going to set each person's costume up one by one in the bathroom. And they're just going to have to go put it on. And we're going to wait.

Until they come out. Also, I think a lot of our plans were foiled, because we had great ideas. Both of us. But we procrastinate. And we're like, even Amazon Prime couldn't get it here even Amazon problems like no that's impossible for us there's no way a lot of you couldn't even get it here like it was like November 15th

full disclosure we bought yours last night we got yours like it came in the mail almost 24 hours ago yeah we weekend. Yeah, so that was good Okay, so who wants to go first? So do I have yours in there first and I have to put your face paint on before you go in there? Because if I do okay, see it then you go in and you're like oh, I get it okay Okay, all right you're gonna put I mean we'll cut it all together But if you want to talk and it sounds good great, but if you want to talk and sounds good great But if you want to put something on me What am I uh do I need?

Just so we know we're not gonna color my face in with this Honestly, it'd be very funny if we just make Husky go full cancelled That's how we end it it's just kuski getting cancelled That's how we end it it's just cuz he kidding cancelled That's fine Boogie it was a monster mash so great Spooky season Well while we're doing this This episode is brought to you by booze better.

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I have a guess as to what I am. Oh my God, I know exactly what I am. Cusky right now is getting face paint like he's at the zoo, which is very fun. We have our resident painter here doing it, though, which is nice. So this could look really good. It could if you were a little bit more still. Yeah. Cusky is a bad makeup sitter.

But actually, I think it does look pretty good. It fits pretty good. I think it does look pretty good. you were a little bit more still. Yeah. Kuski is a bad makeup center. But actually, I think it does look pretty good. It fits pretty good. What do you think it is, big guy? This is a fun one. This is fun that Kuski's getting face paint on. And then I already know what his costume is going to be like.

And the face paint wasn't even needed, but it's great. It I Bambi? Am I a deer? No. That is incorrect. That is one strike for you. The best thing about it. Oh, fuck, I'm a cat. I'm a sexy little cat. The best thing about Halloween is, um. Oh, I'm a sexy little cat.

Go put yours on. God damn it. I'm a sexy little cat. I'm a sexy little cat. I'm a sexy little cat. I'm a sexy little cat. I'm a sexy little cat. I'm a sexy little cat. I'm a sexy little cat. I'm a sexy little cat. the bed my sexy little cat the best thing about Halloween is I'm a sexy little cat

Goddamnit go put on all of it I'm really excited to see you come out Yeah Because he from the bathroom just said oh my good look at that kid from Christmas story Coming here, what do you mean? Yeah. You're Lola though. That's good. How does that fit in your butt? Yeah, I think this goes on my ass. Oh. Safety pin. And does this go here? Is this just like a... Yeah, it's a little extra. Put it lower.

Don't move, I might stab your ass. Oh shit, the safety pin broke. Not super safe. I think, yeah. There you go, that looks good. Turn towards me a bit. This is what you guys want. Not super safe. I think, yeah. There you go. That looks good. That's, that's. Turn towards me a bit. This is what you guys want.

This is the content you guys need in your life is. Do I look jacked? Also, that's a stitched jersey. Yeah. I was going to say this is actually. It's a nice jersey. Show them the tail. Show them the tail.

Also, not anatomically correct, but... Correct. Yeah. I feel like that's... His isn't orange. Lola transitioned, and he now... I like the socks. Yeah, the socks are nice.

Show the socks off. I'll be honest, I thought this was gonna be way worse. We couldn't find anything slutty enough. I'm gonna get poked in the ass. You're gonna get poked. That thing's a cheap safety pin. So who wants to go next if... Whoever needs to go, because we have to because we have to let's let you go you need to cover that

So he doesn't see it as you walk in so take yours in and take that one in all right don't look okay Look honestly Do I look jacked? Do I look jacked? Candy this is awesome. He's so happy by the way Dude you guys got screwed with your costumes. I've got one that i'll probably wear to bed tonight And you actually might wear yours too. I'm gonna wear mine. Are you talking about? I'm getting used to this tail right there. The missus, when I showed her what your costume was, she was,

do you think I can have this? This is a good costume. Oh, I'm keeping this jersey. This jersey fits until I get fatter. But you need to work the bucks game. Yeah. I'm a big basketball fan. You're joc'd.

Yeah, I'm joc'd. You're up. And I can't wait. I think we're gonna need to help him get into it. Yep, I think he's gonna hate it and is going to be like, I'm not wearing this. Switch with me. Oh My god you look so pretty I know it doesn't Doesn't zip on the back that zip on the back. I will work with oh

Dude, you look so pretty. You look so pretty. So my favorite thing is, at the costume, you can't say snow white because they didn't get the whites to that. So it just says apple queen. Yeah. Martin, you're my favorite apple queen. Apple queen, man.

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I gotta go grab my phone. Boom. Go grab it real quick. Put it in your bra. Yeah. Oh yeah, dude, his back is out. His back is so out. It also started ripping when I got on my phone.

It's already 2,000. It's everything that I wanted to be more. She looks made for it good It looks really good. It looks really good shout out to spirit Halloween for getting us that one God you look also everyone talks about how quick Halloween Express is to like find a vacancy I think Halloween Express is far inferior to Spirit Halloween. Spirit Halloween has so many more options. So many more options. And it's more of an event in there, I feel like. Gosh, I'm so happy for you.

I am. Yeah. You're glowing. You are glowing. Thank you. Thank you very much. We were talking while you were in there, like we should have gotten Jen to bring lipstick or some blush down. But we thought that might have been too far. That was out of end to yeah We were straight we knew your stretch. I got my face drawn on but which I thought was very funny cuz it was not

Needed for the cost It adds an element of embarrassment and I'm wishing some of his would have came cuz he's just happy right now Yeah, this is like completely unfair to both of you. One of the things that couldn't go, like, get here in time for you is Wilder. Alright, let's go down the list. But if we knew that we were filming later, I would've got you what we wanted. Oh. So the number one for Jack was a giant foot. Yeah, you're just gonna be a foot.

That's so funny. Just your head poking out into a giant foot. That would be a really good one. That fits this cast of giant foot. You were going to be Jesus. We thought Jesus would be fun. But I think the foot was our favorite. Just because the feet people, I think, like you the best.

Not after this. Then me, then Judd. And I don't know. We're going to hit a different demographic with Judd's feet this time. Yeah. We painted his toenails We did he is for the apple toe the Apple Queen gets what she wants All right, what was I supposed to be?

Tell him what you showed me last week Dobby Yes, and then you said I said Dobby for him and I was like, ah we gotta scratch that one. We gotta scratch that one. Dobby would have been great. You're literally wearing a blanket. Yeah. With a plastic goblin head. It would have been so funny.

You were trying to sit there all episode with that on. I really, I was hoping I'd be something like someone short and grum and like so in my head I was like, I'm gonna be, and I was like was like this he might have said when we were talking about like Snow white like I'm definitely one of the dwarfs I could have been Farquaad like I said a smurf and we were making a garden gnome Yeah, garden gnome just I was like anything short related and then you start drawing my face. I'm like I'm a sexy little cat. I Love this. This is great. I feel I feel like I get a showcase all the hard work in the gym You're supposed to be it was either Dobby then there's another one that you said I think

It was the person Shrek Donkey Farquaad yeah, I secretly really want to dress up as him. I think you look really good with that Yeah, I think it look really good with that Be great with that and then I almost cuz this one and then Maui from Moana That was gonna come in and I was like that would have been really funny because you will literally just would look so Cartoonish in that thing just like full tat. I'm I would have loved it. I'm fine Yeah, and then Oh Judd cuz you tell him all the different things that you showed me for him. I've sent a lot for you My biggest one I sent was I wanted you to be a rabbi just because we think you look Jewish

But it wouldn't have looked too good because you shaved you shaved well it had a beard actually works out perfect It had a beard. I'm sure it had a beard. It came with a beard which is great We had an old man costume It came with a beard which is great. We had an old man costume. There was a giant inflatable cow which for us would have been funny watching you be like the size of the Michelin tire man and then sit down and have to talk. It just wouldn't have looked good. What else did we have? There was one that a veteran. A veteran. Yeah a veteran from a long long time ago in a place no one really you're gonna be a Confederate soldier Yeah, that's fun. But then we were like probably not. Yeah, his girl said no and Mine said no too and I was like, thank god the logistics said no

Realistically because it only came with the jacket the pants. It didn't come with a hat or the guy stolen valor Stolen valor They're like, oh is this gonna be is this gonna be bad and I was dressed as Captain America I was like if that's bad I think I'm gonna get my ass kicked cuz it's like literally three-month-old with just like a Black Panther hat on and Then it was me walking around with the Captain America shield. Just like hello everyone. I felt like I was pretty stolen valor Already this is better than last year Ted Lasso Garage wrestler and a hot dog. So I went as this past weekend. I went as Roy Kent. Oh from from Ted yeah, oh, yeah, I had my beard at everything and

I wore the where he was the suit on the black suit that he wears for coaching I thought that where that yeah, everyone thought I was Keanu Reeves John wick. That's so funny Said to me Roy Kent That's okay that is something at least they mistook you for another character. I'm not like what are you? I also never corrected anyone Also Keanu Reeves way cooler than Roy Kent. I believe so too. What was Josh cuz I saw he had a video blow up and I don't know what that's from. It's from What we do in the shadows, what's that the TV show from the vampire? Yeah, the vampire to show? It's very funny It's a it was a movie that I made a new TV show very funny show check it out on FX and Hulu

They also commented on Josh's FX and Hulu both commented. Whoa, right? Yeah, he looks great Yeah, he was he was Nandor and it's and yeah that video is blown up. It's got like millions of views. That's that's awesome Yeah, but yeah I've never seen that show and then it just showed up on my feed I was like, why does he look for my I looked down? I was like Josh It also looks very like the guy because I ended up seeing I looking up the video. I was like, oh wow Good job. Yeah, you wouldn't you went all out for it. Yeah, so you loved it Yeah

Yeah, so he loved it Yeah I'll show it to you afterwards. Yeah, but yeah, I definitely walked out of this one unscathed. Yeah, honestly, I'm not upset at all No good for us good for us. We're here. We're not in a library That's huge but we do have football picks we do have you're going to trust our football picks, aren't you? Brought to you by Booze Better Lola Bunny, Jack Sparrow, and the Apple Queen. The Apple Queen.

Apple Queen. I also. We also drive home in our costumes. Fine. You're also not driving. Can you imagine pulling this guy over? We also thought it would be funny to make you a. Well, I did. I would make you a why did I make you a brand-new fashion

I would have been pissed I'd have to blur my entire body out that's so In last place From last week. Oh boy At 10 and 6 well, we're getting probably me. We're getting better Jack damn it Fuck yeah, dude tied for first and 11 and 5 Michael enjoyed wow we go. Yeah, I like to see it was a You know how we made that bet. We're like, oh you gotta do one dollar. We do all the picks. We lost them Thursday night We all pick Damn it. Yeah

That should have been a good that we should have picked that we should have picked that it. Yeah Well, I mean, how did we know I mean they even lied which made me pissed off. They even lied about puka and Cup they're like Pukas not yet to run full speed so he's gonna be out there for blocking Purposes just to do catches like seven passes for 150 hard. So it was like crazy And he looks like he looks like Maui right now his hair so long He looks unrecognizable from last year last year. He looked like a child and now he looks like a full grown man. He doesn't shave. I'm shaving in Tom. Yeah. It was a crazy transformation transformation transformation Thursday. All right. You guys ready for these

picks. Yeah. All right. Texans. First game is Texans at the Jets. Texans. I'm going to go Jets. They are favored. They are favored. That's bullshit. They have no receivers down in Houston. They're also wearing black that night. The Jets are wearing black? The Jets are wearing black.

Texans. That's because it's the Jets' funeral. The Jets are fucked. Oh man, this is a hard one because I kind of think the Jets. It's going to be like a sneaky sneaky like everything against them kind of game Yeah, so everything's been against them. They literally literally but nothing to lose. Have you seen the the King of Stanton Island. Have you seen that movie? No, where it's bill burr and But yeah, the worst character is a his arguing with Pete Davidson Pete Davidson's like his son

He's like you're addicted to gambling you always bet on the Jets By a billion Texans, all right, I'll take the Jets by a billion. Texans. Alright, I'll take the Jets. You guys are so smart. Dallas at Atlanta. Ooh, Atlanta. I'm also gonna go to Atlanta. Miami at Buffalo. Buffalo.

Is Two coming back for the Bills? Two is already back. He's already back. And he lost last week. Oh, I didn't know he came back. He's concussed again. Surprised. By lost, he's like lost still on the field. They. Oh, I didn't know he came back. He's concussed again. Surprised. Las Vegas. By lost, he's like lost still on the field.

They haven't found his way out of the stadium yet. Las Vegas at Cincinnati. Cincinnati. Mm. Yeah, Cincinnati. Yeah, give me since he. Chargers at Cleveland. Chargers.

Chargers. I think Birth he's a lot. James is so fun, New England at Tennessee This one's tough. I want New England I'm gonna take Tennessee I will also do me New England Washington at the Giants Washington Give me the G men at home. No way good pick. Good pick. Yeah. No, that's a great pick. Jack. That's a great pick It's a really good pick. Okay, my Apple Queen New Orleans at Carolina who?

New Orleans, New Orleans. Um is Bryce Young playing? Yes Because the red New Orleans. New Orleans? Is Bryce Young playing? Yes. Are they getting back in? Because the red rocket has burnt out. Just keep Andy out there. No, the red rocket has come back down to Earth. And I'm going to say Carolina. I'm going to go New Orleans.

I am picking the Saints. Denver at Baltimore. Baltimore. I'm gonna go New Orleans. I am picking the Saints. Denver at Baltimore. Baltimore. Yeah, Baltimore. Baltimore. Chicago at Arizona. Chicago.

Arizona. Arizona. Jacksonville at Philadelphia. Philly. Philly. Philly. Two injured. Detroit at Green Bay.

Detroit. Unfortunately, the Packers are gonna win by a million Can't believe you fucking say something like that. I'm gonna go Green Bay like that like that You're a traitor well, I don't want them to win don't I don't want to hear it that's La Rams we all agree to win or lose fine That's LA Rams. We all agree to win or lose. Fine. I'll go. You're the trader. No, you're the trader. I'll be the trader. You look stupid. When I place my one dollar bet. It's sweeter when we win. LA Rams at Seattle. I hope I'm wrong. Shut up. Rams. It's no Rams. Yeah, give me Rams. Give me the Rams. Seattle. Indianapolis at Minnesota. Vikings, please. I don't know if Flacco's in and he's like named the starter. So at Minnesota, Minnesota's crumbling. Did they lose an offensive linemaneman last week I'm gonna have to say they bounce back and they win

So you go to Minnesota? I'm gonna say Minnesota. Two Minnesota's? Give me Indianapolis. Let's switch things up. No no no no no what the fuck? Into Indianapolis is on. Cool cool cool. You just don't like that I'm coming back? What do you mean? Yeah we don't like that I'm coming back what do you mean yeah we don't know if there's come on your back all right Kansas City that's the only way you can't tell the buzz from the front you go in

the back then you know it's Lola what was it Tampa Bay at Kansas City Tampa Bay why why can't I make well that's good well we'll see you guys taking us seriously correct I think yes we have our picks been pretty good if you look at it we had like a 12 and 1 then over 50% like at 11 and 2 and then we were all over yeah the last time anyone was under 50% was kuski at 4 and 9. Yeah That was week 5 and that's cuz I was trying to make a comeback and it just wasn't Jack has never been under Honestly, I want to hit him upside last time also the last time that kuski was under 500 honestly I want to hit him upside last time also the last time that cuz he was under 500 he also went 12 and won the last week totally redeemed him

the game of inches baby well you guys want to play the game yeah yeah why not queen all right it is a Halloween themed game trivia basically is Halloween trivia we were so good at it last week. No, it's pretty, it's. It like pained me to watch that back a little bit. Yeah, you guys are very dumb. All right, here we go. And I like cut some of it down for the clips.

For the clips of like the amount of time we spent thinking about basic questions. We did pretty good, though. We didn't do bad. We agreed. We agreed. All right. Before carving pumpkins, what root vegetable basic questions we did pretty good though we didn't do bad we degreed we degreed alright before carving pumpkins

what root vegetable did irish oh i know this rutabagas rutabagas what the root you just want to say rutabagas root and rutabaga

yeah it's a root vegetable a root vegetable i know this i probably oh my god. Rachel's mom is going to be so upset with me, because it was. Is she Irish?

Yes, because it was on the Halloween haunts, and I apparently didn't listen to the. It's something Irish. Jack, what did you say? Root-a-bag-a, potato. Potato or turnip? Turnip, that's what it is. It potato or turnip turnip that's what it is it's a turnip turnip

shots shots shots nothing uh... can you finish this lyric he did the monster mash it was a graveyard smash he did the smash it's a monster mash ooh a monster mash he did this mash It's a monster mesh He did the mash it was caught on it on a flash

What does that mean? That's a ball on a camera someone and then it goes to the mash he did the monster It was so we really finished it. Yeah. The monster ash. In 2013, a young Canadian woman was found dead at a famous haunted hotel in Las Vegas or Los Angeles. Where was she found and what was the hotel name? Bates Motel. Incorrect. 413. Incorrect. The haunted hotel. Incorrect. 413? Incorrect. The haunted hotel? Incorrect. The spooky hotel? Super spooky scary hotel.

The Halloween the scariest scary scary hotel. Did you have a guess where she was found? In the? In the ice chest. In the laundry chute. He's closer than you. The fridge. No. The fridge. No.

The freezer. She was found in the water tank on top of the Cecil Hotel. Who's looking in the water tank that often? The bus just found her after a long investigation. They said the pipes were starting to smell. You know why it took them so long? You know how it was Jack and Michael on the scene. It's still one of my favorite bits.

Have you seen this, man? We would dress up if it's Halloween. It's Halloween, guys. You guys here, we investigate murders. You're a Lopla bunny. We also love the holidays. Just trying to get in the spirit guys. It's July 5th Christmas in July

Which famous person died on Halloween Aubrey Hepburn Harry Houdini Aretha Franklin or Edgar Allan Poe? I think Houdini No, he died in 06. I Have no idea He I'm gonna say Poe. Harry Houdini. That's who died. He was also from Mahimtown. He was from Appleton. Yeah. Yeah. He died. Didn't save him. He died from getting punched in the stomach by a college student. His name was J Gordon Whitehead. He was a 31 year old college student and now on his Wikipedia it's falsely says that he's a boxer.

Never a boxer. Never a boxer. Never claimed to be a boxer. He did punch clean through Harry's chest. Yeah. True or false. The tradition of bobbing for apples stemmed from a courting ritual. True I'm going to say like Bob for a ring. It's true but no they beg in the day the girls would write their names on the apples and the people the men would bob for them blindfolded. Oh God that would suck. Imagine if you got and you've got the wrong apple. It's a bad apple. This isn't my apple queen. got the wrong apple. Yeah, it's a bad apple This isn't my apple queen is that where it comes from it's a bad apple. No, you just got one of the fatso's maybe

All right, they're all there maybe I should I should have said I'll go that's way more okay, right You can be ugly you just can't be fat All right, what Halloween costume is the most worn of all time? sucks a little kind of Honestly, probably yeah, it sucks a little kind of Friday the 13th. I see so many my Freddy Krueger What Michael Myers it is a Marvel character? Oh? Iron Man Spider-Man yes, but Yeah, yeah, I think I've been Spider-Man. Yes, Spider-Man. Yeah, I think I've been Spider-Man

Why are black cats associated with Halloween? Well, you see It's going to get cut Okay, you didn't say it that's good because they're in the shadows I don't know maybe because they're dirty yeah that's it they're dirty I don't know in medieval times it was believed that the devil or a witch could disguise themselves as a black cat interesting yeah that's not where my first thought went All right, the Lutz family An experience at their home in what city that has inspired books and movies under the same name

Wait Say that again the Lutz family had an experience in their home in what city? That inspired books and movies under the same name? Oh so City Not Street. I was thinking Elm Street. Yeah. Honchiville. Insidious. State. State. State. Pennsylvania. Are we going state or city? It's a town. Is it town? Salem. Salem. Salem. Salem. Salem witch trails? The state is New York. New York? New York. New York. Brooklyn. Brooklyn. Manhattan. Yeah you know that horror movie so i can tell you this day on which shows new jordan new york new york new york manhattan or movie brooklyn yeah i think that's where cats was so

what's the horror movie black cats it's under the same name well as the town this is stupid but no there's no there's no is a popular film yes what i know it? Yes, really? starts with an a Ashwabanan Annabelle Annabelle no Austin

Annapolis am America American, New York Amsterdam Man yes Amorphic Oh American horrors in our medias uh... and more thick also the last part is oh american horrors uh... i just said america

uh... every bill or and the bill no one's seen that movie no other town isn't real deals use uh... what is what he murder what he might have been a Halloween costume for it uh... scary scary little cats What is what a murder bloody murder blood Halloween costume for a pet Scary scary little cat Also spider-man hot dog hot dog what pet

The answer a pumpkin pumpkin, oh, that's classic yeah,'s u.s. state produces the most pumpkins well amniville new york new york now you know i don't know i don't know pumpkin pumpkin i think i don't know uh... all i am illinois of course where they have windmills and pumpkins good for you? What the heck who was on your Hail Mary? Who was the real-life person inspired?

the character Dracula Vlad the Impaler that's correct. Yeah What is the highest grossing horror movie of all time? Friday the 13th no is it newer or older it's from 2017 but insidious it also this might be giving away it's also a remake 2017 the Exorcist incorrect no clue oh you just keep going what the remake be of the remake is nightmare before Halloween Halloween Halloween Friday the 13th that Mary on Street saw paranormal activity no

Annabelle no Frankenstein Beetlejuice don't say that three times Santa Claus Yeah, might be too much. Yeah, if you say too much, they just run away. You ready for it? Yeah. It. It?

Oh no no no no. Is that a Halloween movie? It's a scary movie. It's a horror movie. Oh, okay. I didn't listen to you. What is the most popular Halloween candy in the United States?

Candy corn. Snickers. Incorrect. Reeses. that is correct There we go, and that's how you play the 13 questions of Halloween Spooky number wondering what the game is gonna be like yeah We got it was the number 13 none of those right besides yours

We got the first one we got four right but on the first try the beginning of them I think we kind of got him did we yeah, yeah, you got potatoes. Oh, yeah. No, it's a turnip technically is turnip to turn it said or potatoes Yeah, I didn't know turnips were Irish. Yeah What are they say turnip in an Irish accent? It'll make much more sense turnip. I Don't think I can see say more things in an Irish accent say lucky charms look at the Irish boy oh don't after me lucky charms thousand percent different than what yeah so hot start saying so you need lucky charms to get you into it so go do your lucky char potato potato

oh me lucky charms I don't have an Irish accent I don't have an Asian turnip say they're always after my I predict these tings turnip you're getting into your pirate right now argh argh what's a pirate's favorite letter potato argh nah you'd think it'd be argh but it's actually the C Arrgh! What's a pirate's favorite letter? Potato. Arrgh! Nah, you'd think it'd be arrgh, but it's actually the C. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. My apple queen.

I hated that way more than any of the part of my costume. Mr. Pung, I didn't like my pun. He's after your booty. My booty ain't for sale. But I think Lola's might be. Would you like to see my tail? Oh well we should get out of these right? Yeah. No I'm gonna wear this home. You have to do that too. I'm gonna walk in and show my dad this. He's gonna be like what the fuck is wrong with you?

I showed my dad yours he goes what? Why? Yeah. He's like. It's more of a why thing. Yeah. I laughed. I don't know why not sooner. Yeah. Why haven't we seen him in this before. I think we should do this the rest of the year. Just these costumes. Yeah. Every day is Halloween at Jack's house viewers. It's just it's even worse if there's no viewers and we're in these costumes. Do you remember. It was like Will Sasso's podcast back in the day. They like did it. I think it was like Chris D'Alea did it with them too. And what their whole goal was to after Chris left his whole goal was to make sure that there was no one listening to it. So they would like legitimately just be the worst podcasters ever until absolutely no one listened to it.

That was their goal, but they didn't tell anyone. So they just kept doing shitty podcasts until they had zero viewership. It took them like three years. What a bit. What a bit. What a bit. There's three guys out there like, I'm trying to get no one to listen. And then there's a million of us,

like we really want you to listen. Yeah. It's so stupid. I wrote a very silly bit. Where's the Halloween candy? Over here. What are you about? The bowl.

There's gummies. There's gummies, yeah. That's why I got it. Because there's gummies in there. I got gummies and chocolate. Oh, fuck you. Get them both gummies. Oh, you're a life saver.

Yeah. So you wrote a silly little bit. For the election, I'm very upset that the election is over. Well, it's gonna be over very soon and I won't be able to say it, so why not? Cause it's not as funny. But like, just go do it at a mic so you feel like you can- I did, I did it Monday. At the mic and-

How'd it go? Did you win? Fucking great. Great? Tell us a joke, then. Let it live on the internet. I uh- live on the internet I uh

it's always better when I have to explain to the other comedian oh my god the joke I think this is a but you say words wrong a lot you do so that's why I was like do you mean to say that? no idea I think this is a a mistake one because it's full this is full of gummies I don't mind them I don't think we're good I'll be honest with you everyone complains about little fruit snacks or whatever like no those suck they're all they're all the same shut the fuck up they're slightly different in texture but it'd be, it's sugar, gelatin, and something bad for you. This is your Apple Queen, don't listen to me.

They're not all the same. They're different. Feel this one, I've already had like six. That's a full pack, that's a full pack. This is, hey Skittles, pack number 428EB5SP0551 needs to be the standard going forward. This thing is loaded to the brink.

Where's the pack number on there? I just read a code on the back. That has nothing to do. They don't name each pack. No, they have to. Because if something goes wrong, they can reference the pack. Wait, tell you number again? BB07. Wait, wait, wait. No, sorry. No, 07. That was the pack. BB07

No, sorry that no 07 that was the date I've read the one underneath 428 eb5s p0551 See they're all different things because I could now sue you for this pack. I will not because Too gone. Usually that's half the package. No, I got like 45 left. No, they don't know that. Shhh. Bleep that out Rick Wisconsin. I do have a lawyer. Yeah, because they care so much. We just eat candy for next 20 minutes in the microphones. Yeah, we have 20 minutes I'll be honest you this is the same thing that happened last year or we just we did anymore You know our candy. Yeah This is the worst part about a Halloween episode coming out on Halloween

Anything I post about this after tomorrow Irrelevant no one gives a shit what our favorite Halloween candy Oh, I go you say irrelevant. Mm-hmm. I mean it made sense. Yeah What else was supposed to say irrelevant Not here you can shut your fucking mouth Coming from me, so actually you should go really really silly Here as in the Spanish Spanish IR as in to go Thank you very much

Boy I'm still eating from this pack. Let me reiterate again pack number 428 eb 5s p 0 5 5 1 Skittles the original gummies by the way. No, it's the original skittles gummies. Oh 100 grand. Oh, yeah What's the most underrated one when you So let's let's do thatcha ma call it was always my line No

Cause no one's gonna give a shit about this episode Let's just make it completely Halloween I'm not gonna clip anything up Cause I have to edit it tonight Um Did you? Was it as good as your joke? It was better I think you should clip the joke Did you was it as good as your joke

I just believe about your joke Guess who's gonna bleep it out now Not even anyway not even the noise is just whatever right to it like a harsh thing there's a do you mean to say that what I should do is just let it go black for a little bit oh I need a pee that'd be funny because he starts cutting Do I have to hop out of here? Yeah before you do though. I figured this would probably piss you off what?

We're done when you were changing We came home early from Minnesota, so we got up at like 6 a.m. Drive back This would piss me off to just wait for trick-or-treating on Sunday yeah trick-or-treaters from one to four right we have this much candy we took 200 pieces of candy right yeah Jen is the one handing out candy the door she's only letting kids take one only letting kids take one. Only letting kids take one. We had maybe 20, if on the high end, maybe 20 kids to open our door. How much candy do you have left over?

Look at all this. Oh, I know. I was like, you're only letting them take one? She was, yeah, what if more people come? I said, then we run out of candy. At least give them fucking two pieces of candy. Isn't that frustrating? Are you always two?

Give him two, take two? I don't know. I don't remember. Take two, three, take a, you say take a couple. Yeah. Because most kids are actually more respectable than you think. And you know what? I'm gonna guess she enjoys having kids come into the house for trick or treating, right?

Yeah. All those kids went back and go, the Nazi at house one, two, three only lets us take one and she's giving out carrots we're not going back next year guarantee next year you have after kids you have ten kids so you're gonna have more gonna have that carrot yeah we'd have a lot more coming by oh my god we have a lot more adults adults and then they're gonna they're gonna knock on the door and then they're gonna see us with the Apple Queen. Can you imagine? We answer the door in like a neighborhood and it's just like trick or treat and it's just us three. Like who runs this household? Our ladies would have to be like a round back. They're fine. They're with us. They're okay Why are you guys so sweaty?

Costumes are hot your tail seems to be falling off Yeah, I'm Jim Not real thrilled with that one that and the you get two presents That's a three. That's a dumb one. We'll talk about that Christmas Again, we'll do it every year. That's so frustrating. I think we might have to interview her. Why can't you go all out for like, for holidays? It just makes life more fun when you go out for whatever you're gonna do. So like, hey, we're having a Halloween themed party.

I hope people show up like dressed up to the nines. It just makes it more entertaining. It's memorable. But if everyone comes dressed as John Wick, Roy Kent, you're like... That is a half-assed costume. This is what you should wear next time. People are gonna remember that forever. You will be the talk of the town. What time? Talk of the apple orchard. You will. People will be like, man, did you see the apple queen? She looked good. I've had like 45 pieces of candy. Is that stuff from that skills thing?

No, this is a pretty good M&M's back. You know read that package no, bro 1-800-627 that's a phone number That is a phone number I need to find that well I can just listen back I'm a writer review about the skittles gummies if they reply and they send us Skittles gummies, how cool would that be? That would be cool. Yeah. We should just start asking for free stuff. It's worked out really well so far.

Well, how many times have we asked? Smirnoff. Thank you for the headphones from 2006. Yeah, I keep trying to find the places to plug these in, and I'm running out of space. All right. We can cut that joke out of it. I don't think it was a joke.

It was more of just a life update. We know it wasn't. It was the weave. You were weaving. Did you watch the Trump-Rogan interview? No. Oh, my. Go watch it, and then let us know 30 minutes

yeah, let us know about his weaving and We're done for 15 minutes about how he how he's how handsome these pilots were and how we landed with no lights No I'd rather have Gary such a Kelsey just don't tell me It was I I was pissing myself. He was just like, and these guys were so handsome. They're the most handsome guys. More handsome than Tom Cruise.

If you put him in a movie, you'd be surprised. No one's this good looking. Yeah. It was so funny. I love pilots. I just really respect the profession. It was pitch black. And Joe, no lights.

No lights. I walked into the car, but I like to be friends with the pilots. No lights. You know me. You know how I talk. You know the lights in the front. No lights no, I walked in the cup. I like to be friends with the pilots. No lights, you know me You know how I touch you know the line, you know the lights in the front. No lights It's a three-hour podcast could have been an hour like there was no hey What do you think of Balba as like I think it's good and then move on it was

He was a gorgeous shit 15 minutes. talked uh... the monopunis he's a fucking idiot was that an absolute idiot uh... that was good for me i used to get along with him but now is a moron

i really don't like this is that you're making me tell one of my duties is the whole time and june You're making me not want to watch it. He's doing this the whole time. I have Was a good laugh you're not a Kamala guy you know I know you know you I know you better I know you better than you know yourself that he did say that he did say Kamala come on. You know the fights you know bullies better than anyone That was a good you should go watch it. It's very educational It's gonna piss a lot of people off, but it also was surprisingly more intelligent than I thought it was gonna be in some parts

He also how much can you ask a president former or current and get truthful answers Yeah, how much clearance is like hey tell us about blah blah blah blah blah I mean, I mean it was a Obama was on Marin Mark Barron's podcast No when he was a president. Oh really yeah, it was like more in like it was like crazy that he was doing Yeah, and it was like

crazy that he was doing yeah, and it was like And mark was like talking about how much clearance he has to do and like the questions he he can't ask Yeah, I'm like that so he did he did like a cyber podcast about the podcast which was kind of like cool Like see how like he's like yeah, you can't do things and he was in and out like it wasn't like he was hanging out But like he had to be because they knew that he was gonna be there and like he couldn't I don't think they Oh, really that with Rogan both three hours on that it is pretty yeah, yeah pretty good. Yeah, it was in it was in marks garage Yeah, which which my Joe Rogan's compound where he's got everyone on the top of the building with bow and arrows Yeah I did see it like all the comments in the video

Like this has 35 million views in two days It is not in a for you recommended trending what it was like subdued by the website Yeah, you had to look up specifically you could look up Joe Rogan and he still wouldn't be the first one Oh now we're getting into out now we're getting into the conspiracy now we're getting into it now and I even listen to your dad's I can read the comments Kamala no lights it literally it was so funny it was a great you should watch it why not I'm not a fucking Rogan guy okay but are you a are you a Kamala guy? I've been Rogan in so long but I did for that I had to watch that one exactly what I needed yeah are you a Kamala guy your Kamala you like?

Kamala I knew I know you better than you know yourself. You'd not a camera. I've seen you I've watched We're bobbin you know Bob and very We'll always come back. We'll always come back. Very few people can weave. Apple Queens. I like apples. Honey crisp. Apples. Cut.