Fat Chance Podcast - Trump Does Rogan & Halloween Ep.142

Starting point is 00:00:00 Basically this okay. I guess it's a yeah one two three And we can tell obviously we don't have costumes on right now But that's because we are in for a surprise each one of us is in for Halloween surprise right now reveal yes So I think the plan is each Person had the other two pick out a costume yeah for the for them yes, and I think our plan is we're just going to set each person's costume up one by one in the bathroom. And they're just going to have to go put it on. And we're going to wait.

Starting point is 00:00:32 Until they come out. Also, I think a lot of our plans were foiled, because we had great ideas. Both of us. But we procrastinate. And we're like, even Amazon Prime couldn't get it here even Amazon problems like no that's impossible for us there's no way a lot of you couldn't even get it here like it was like November 15th

Starting point is 00:00:54 full disclosure we bought yours last night we got yours like it came in the mail almost 24 hours ago yeah we weekend. Yeah, so that was good Okay, so who wants to go first? So do I have yours in there first and I have to put your face paint on before you go in there? Because if I do okay, see it then you go in and you're like oh, I get it okay Okay, all right you're gonna put I mean we'll cut it all together But if you want to talk and it sounds good great, but if you want to talk and sounds good great But if you want to put something on me What am I uh do I need?

Starting point is 00:01:29 Just so we know we're not gonna color my face in with this Honestly, it'd be very funny if we just make Husky go full cancelled That's how we end it it's just kuski getting cancelled That's how we end it it's just cuz he kidding cancelled That's fine Boogie it was a monster mash so great Spooky season Well while we're doing this This episode is brought to you by booze better.

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Starting point is 00:02:42 I have a guess as to what I am. Oh my God, I know exactly what I am. Cusky right now is getting face paint like he's at the zoo, which is very fun. We have our resident painter here doing it, though, which is nice. So this could look really good. It could if you were a little bit more still. Yeah. Cusky is a bad makeup sitter.

Starting point is 00:03:02 But actually, I think it does look pretty good. It fits pretty good. I think it does look pretty good. you were a little bit more still. Yeah. Kuski is a bad makeup center. But actually, I think it does look pretty good. It fits pretty good. What do you think it is, big guy? This is a fun one. This is fun that Kuski's getting face paint on. And then I already know what his costume is going to be like.

Starting point is 00:03:24 And the face paint wasn't even needed, but it's great. It I Bambi? Am I a deer? No. That is incorrect. That is one strike for you. The best thing about it. Oh, fuck, I'm a cat. I'm a sexy little cat. The best thing about Halloween is, um. Oh, I'm a sexy little cat.

Starting point is 00:03:38 Go put yours on. God damn it. I'm a sexy little cat. I'm a sexy little cat. I'm a sexy little cat. I'm a sexy little cat. I'm a sexy little cat. I'm a sexy little cat. I'm a sexy little cat. I'm a sexy little cat. the bed my sexy little cat the best thing about Halloween is I'm a sexy little cat

Starting point is 00:03:49 Goddamnit go put on all of it I'm really excited to see you come out Yeah Because he from the bathroom just said oh my good look at that kid from Christmas story Come in here, what do you mean? Yeah. You're Lola though. That's good. How does that fit in your butt? Yeah, I think this goes on my ass. Oh. Safety pin. And does this go here? Is this just like a... Yeah, it's a little extra. Put it lower.

Starting point is 00:04:54 Don't move, I might stab your ass. Oh shit, the safety pin broke. Not super safe. I think, yeah. There you go, that looks good. Turn towards me a bit. This is what you guys want. Not super safe. I think, yeah. There you go. That looks good. That's, that's. Turn towards me a bit. This is what you guys want.

Starting point is 00:05:08 This is the content you guys need in your life is. Do I look jacked? Also, that's a stitched jersey. Yeah. I was going to say this is actually. It's a nice jersey. Show them the tail. Show them the tail.

Starting point is 00:05:21 Also, not anatomically correct, but... Correct. Yeah. I feel like that's... His isn't orange. Lola transitioned, and he now... I like the socks. Yeah, the socks are nice.

Starting point is 00:05:34 Show the socks off. I'll be honest, I thought this was going to be way worse. We couldn't find anything slutty enough. I'm going to get poked in the ass. You're going to get poked. That thing's a cheap safety pin. So who wants to go next if... Whoever needs to go because we have to set's let you go you need to cover that

Starting point is 00:05:49 So he doesn't see it as you walk in so take yours in and take that one in all right. Don't look okay Look honestly Do I look jacked? Do I look jacked? Candy this is awesome. He's so happy by the way Dude you guys got screwed with your costumes. I've got one that i'll probably wear to bed tonight And you actually might wear yours too. I'm gonna wear mine. Are you talking about? I'm getting used to this tail right there. The missus, when I showed her what your costume was, she was,

Starting point is 00:06:29 do you think I can have this? This is a good costume. Oh, I'm keeping this jersey. This jersey fits until I get fatter. But you need to work the bucks game. Yeah. I'm a big basketball fan. You're joc'd.

Starting point is 00:06:41 Yeah, I'm joc'd. You're up. And I can't wait. I think we're going to need to help I'm jocked. You're up and I can't wait. I think we're going to need to help him get into it. Yep, I think he's going to hate it and is going to be like, I'm not wearing this. I'm not wearing it. Switch with me. you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you

Fat Chance Podcast - Trump Does Rogan & Halloween Ep.142

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