Fat Chance Podcast - Unanswerable Questions Ep.171

Episode Date: June 12, 2025

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There was sports going on so every once in a while you hear a little cheer out there You're like man. I wish that was in here. You know I think it was just baseball and then the and then the Belmont Stakes the horsey races. Oh, that was that's fun. I think I'm gonna get it. I watched it I think I'm gonna get into racing You're short enough. Hi, yo I think I'm gonna get into racing You're short enough. Hi yo

If you get us if you could just put picture of Jack just right there and we'll just high-five Here's the thing. I actually think I'm too tall for horse racing Yeah, is there a limit the horse that we can look this up. Is there a limit horse race? Let's see I Think I'm too tall to be a jockey is there there a limit? Which is like to be honest as a short person Finding another shorter person is a top five feeling like there's a family. I have a group of I Have a childhood friend of mine their entire family is shorter than me and I walk over there And I now know what it's like to walk into my family's household as an average Human being alright, so there's no height or a slit. There's no height restrictions. However, okay Do-do strict weight limits

Most jockeys are relatively short with an average around five foot two it says Do I tower over those guys? Yeah, you would be the king in the castle that's going into a stable with all those people One of those work one of those jockeys could probably ride me Clip it That's One of those jockeys can probably ride me. Hell yeah.

No, I had my first booboo. I didn't turn the mic on there for the first minute and a half, but we're rocking and rolling now. Yeah, that's funny. And then I was watching a TikTok this morning, and it was my first time ever seeing it in person and knowing who stole what, which is very funny. So I know there's a comedian that very recently got a Netflix 30-minute special.

30- minute special and the joke that they did to promote it is a stolen joke from a person I know Which is kind of fun. Yeah, which would you know? They have a connection as well and and well, I mean that guy's been all over and he put that on that joke online many years ago And he put that on that joke online many years ago So that clips and that clips has like I mean it's not like it's doing bad as over a thousand likes on it you know like it's not like a terrible like done clip like only 50 likes, but this is over thousands of likes and And it's almost verbatim the joke which is very funny

And it's almost verbatim, the joke, which is very funny. So. See, okay, that's where I get a little, that's where red flags raise for me, is if it's verbatim. Because you know what, there are only so many ideas in the world, you're gonna get jokes that cross over. Okay, so here's the joke, but I'm gonna butcher it, but here's basically the joke. The joke is that there should be a dating app

that he wants to start that it's not who you match with, it's who you swipe left on, don't match with, and then if they also swipe left on you, then you match. Because it's like, oh, I thought I was better than you. You thought you were better than me? Like why did you swipe on me? You know, I swept on you. OK.

I'm going to stop you there. Hold on. This person just got 30 minutes on Netflix? Yes. I know who you're talking about. I saw this video this morning. Yes. But this is verbatim what my buddy's joke is.

And then he goes, yeah. And then we'll call the app Humble. Yeah, you saw the same video that is a stolen joke It's wild. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not making any accusations. I'll throw my The guy who just got pretty messed up, that's big, that's really big. Yeah and then my buddy put his clip up and that clip up at the same time and then just with the eyes, like the big eyes. Oh really? I want to know who your buddy is, you can tell me later.

Yeah I can do that. That's interesting, that is actually very funny, I saw that clip either this morning or last night Yeah, it's pop. I think of the popular clip. You know and it's a good concept and the guy you know If it was original that'd be very funny Yeah, that's something I can't stand for It was good. No. I don't like it either There it is funny though when I I love

Then we should get off comedy for a second But I I love when I see like a well-known comedian do a joke and then I'll see like people In any scene to be like dude This guy does the same joke. Do you think he stole I go no Like it's not at all they didn't steal it from you at all yeah you have done three shows in a year they're doing a world tour I don't think they've seen you do this joke yeah it also might be a way of telling you it's not that original yeah and also it's very funny cuz like every

once a mile I'll see people go up and they'll say a joke and I'm like wait Isn't that someone else's joke? Like I think I know whose joke that is so then I like, you know because those comedies are always worried about that like I I Wrote a bit to today and I'm like, I think someone has this I think this is someone else's I don't know but Yeah, I actually did something similar this week where I'm like it's around the same concept, but Trying to put your own little twist on it because again that is like the number one thing. It's like I Mean you can't worry about it too much Don't steal someone's joke for beta, but there are only so many ideas in the world and You got to put your own twist on it your presentation

You're gonna have overlap. Yeah, and there's don't get butthurt too much And there's and there's a lot of the same stuff that people can relate to I mean dating and and you know apps or whether it's You know things you see in the news like there's the same spin like once there's something in the news People pretty much have the same joke Over and over like the Trump Elon stuff like yeah the everyone's like oh now Kid Rocks gonna Have two Christmases. You know that's pretty much the same joke. I saw over and over and over Yeah, it's a messy divorce. It's like yeah kids whining at the playground shit like that

I think my favorite part is like when people get upset and it's really not that close of a joke being stolen I go you're just mad they did it better Like that's that I think that happens a lot too. It's like you can't be like dude. I did that first ago. No Well, maybe but he did it better. So it's officially not yours Yeah, it does. It's also I mean funny when people come up after I guess show and they're like, oh Gaffigan has a bear bit and I'm like, okay Like we both can't talk about bears like Yeah, yeah, but it'd be amazing

What would be said in the comedy world if once one joke was making or making made what did you have a stroke there? What's happening? Yeah? You have a little did you have a little Ben Hoffman can't do it little Ben little Ben Hoffman hold on Let me grip this a little tighter And get it off real quick so I can switch the other hand but No, if you couldn't say anything else like if you talked about bears and no one else on this planet could talk about bears That I would be out of ideas yeah, I'd be very fun I think that's a fun thing is like at a stand-up show once one person mentions something you can't talk about it

It's your set list so you'd so by the end the headliners just like damn. I can't talk about anything Your set list so it's a by the end the headliners just like damn. I can't talk about anything No, no, no, it'd be really funny is that was a concept and it's a show with all your friends and you're the host You just start rifling off what you know, your your friends bits are Yeah Do what you can Yeah, I would just rip but like if I know people on the bill, I would just do all their jokes Absolutely, and then the only jokes that have to do at the end would be mine And then it would it would hurt even more if they did your jokes and they landed better with them

I mean, yeah, I mean tell me tell people you're adopted from a dairy farm Yeah, yeah, that'd be very funny From a very far Yeah, yeah, that'd be very funny I had a show this weekend. How was that? It was okay I got thrown on last minute for a guest spot very appreciative of being put on the show but it's a guy who is just trying to figure out

how to produce stuff and get people to come to the show. And it was in a comic book store, pretty small comic store. Yeah. Max, you can get like probably 15 people in there. Oh. So it's like. Intimate. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're real, real intimate.

And the show started at 9 and at 910 The only people there were the comedians the people who ran the store So they ended up getting like some friends which this I have so many thoughts on this It's like our show starts at 9 and your bud like cuz that some comics friends ended up coming Why are you not there like at least 855? I'd like all yeah, I'm a buddy of like the guy that went third and they're there at 915 I was like show starts at night they get get there at least at 855

Yeah, if you're if you're coming as a friend be respectful, but then we ended up flagging down Two people next door was an Adam and Eve sex store as a friend, be respectful. But then we ended up flagging down two people, next door was an Adam and Eve sex store. We flagged down two people who left that store like, hey, why don't you come on in for a free comedy show? And then there was a mom and a daughter. And you just, these two horny people that came out of this store.

Yeah, we're like, hey, why don't you wait to come and then come on in here? I know you guys are all lubed up right now Yeah, and then we had a mom and daughter who came in cuz it was a record store comic book store Okay, they were coming in for records at nine o'clock at night and the producer loved Jeff He's like why don't you guys stay free comic show and the mom's like well is it 21 and over? He's like no no you could be however old you want to be I was like Jeff Maybe that's not the line but

Maybe not yeah, maybe not maybe don't go full that way So a mom and her 16 year old daughter stayed for the show we had like eight or nine people the host goes up and He's like is this loud enough this loud enough, and he's like screaming into the mics It's not that loud he turns it all the way up he goes all right, I guess this is how loud it's gonna be and He like he really projects. Yeah, really projects like I Will utilize the microphone?

And so I get up second, and I'm like I'm talking I'm like it's throwing me off I'm like is this thing actually on and I was doing and just like hey is this on and as I end my set the headliner runs up and switches the port because he put it into a guitar-like setting and not for a mic. Yes. And then the microphone works totally fine. Yes.

So now I'm in with a room of people who are not probably going to really like my style. And then my microphone was off. And I was like is this is going well I mean, I didn't do terribly but for the dice I I Rolled it was okay, but it was interesting. I was like this is I Mean more people went in and out of the sex shop than they did the counter and then I'm not I'm not a weed person not a big drug guy as we know They just hotbox the comic book store

Kept smoking in there, and I was like this is getting hazier and hazier and I Polished off some popcorn when I got home. I mean Rachel's like are you you might actually be contact? I don't I don't really think that's really a thing, but we'll play along Yeah, yeah, that, that was interesting. We'll get booked on another one of those later in the year. Sometimes you do these smaller shows and they're intimate and they're so cool to have. I know I probably told you about this,

but AJ and Carter used to have a show in a video store but that only 10 10 people could, 10 to 50 people could be in there and sit down. And it was one of the greatest shows that Milwaukee ever had, but the microphones didn't work because it was for the radio. So all these bits that you're doing that you're performing out is for no one.

And for like, you know, because like on the radio, they're like, we can't see what you're doing. You know what your face looks like. So it's, it's very funny. Yeah, go ahead. I was going to say comedy, it's just such a weird world. So like we were talking about, I was like, we, I will go. I was like, right before I left here,

you had me do the West Bend theater to like 380 some people and I was like now I'm doing a comic book store to It's it's funny how comedy works like that like you can go day by day and I think it's all about just keep writing and doing your stuff and enjoying what you're doing Yeah, which is always fun to do but yeah, oh absolutely. It's still fun. I had a good time It's one of those I think those need to happen every once in a while where it's you could be riding a high for a while It's like all right This is gonna humble you real quick. Yeah, and you and oh shit

You really? There goes there goes a foot the game was a foot Someone just They're clipping that they were like is it they're like is it gonna fall is it gonna fall and it did they're putting that time stamp in There yeah, absolutely got time stamp last week. Well because I can't stop fidgeting. Well also the the They're very in the comments about We got it to 2,000, but they didn't realize it had to be that week and now this you know There they got to be better

This week wasn't as great, but you know what? Listen, it's out there. They know. They know. It's an ongoing challenge. You can do it. We've done 4,000 in a week once. That was a while ago, but who knows? I'm not worried about them anymore. If they want to participate, they can participate. I'm more surprised that some people, last week we had someone subscribe to our Patreon. And then immediately cancel when they realized there was nothing on there. Yeah. I was like, if people are going to start subscribing, I'll put stuff on there. Got to. Got to.

I put it in the community forum. I was like, hey, we'll put some stuff out here. What do you want to see that isn't beat? A community forum for what's that we have community for we have well we have like we have people that are technically subscribe but we have a free subscription one where it's just like

hey you could just it's like liking the page and if we ever put out any free content on a picture on they can see it okay just kind of like their supporting the other two we have is called Send Help, and it's like five dollars. And it's like just five dollars, give us some money so we can buy booze and do this stuff.

We could put up our standup up there. Yeah, we could do our standup up there. Actually, that's not a terrible idea. I have a bunch of clips that I don't have online and stuff that we can put on the Patreon if you guys want to see sure we'll put them up there. That's totally fine I'm alright with that, but when people subscribe and I'll be like hey I put it in our little community page What are you looking to see that isn't feet trying to make this a little more like this private stuff?

This isn't an only fans people We have an only fans you know what you're gonna get Who's bottle Anyone I could find on the internet you're just gonna google bottles and put put them on our you know How easy you just google buttholes and put put them on our You just google butthole paste a few on and be like guess whose it is today Well that ass is black it can't be any of you wait it would be mine or yours. That's the game Yeah, that'd be fun

Probably someone I can't imagine that could be fun for any throw on a wild card be like here's Jack Just ginger Yeah, that's very funny That's fair yeah, but good old Jackie boy Yeah, we won't play the game sure let Sure. Let's have you switch your camera. Switch your camera. Before we lose it. But it's time to play the game. I don't have Jack on the TV again today.

I gotta ask you this. Do you, when you, what kind of TV do you have? Let's start with that. Samsung? Samsung? Okay, we have a a Samsung and Samsung, I think most smart TVs now they have their own little hub. Our hub, because we don't have cable or whatever, whatever is like free on their thing is what pops up right away. And like I don't know

how to change what pops up right away. So every i don't know how to change what pops up right away so every time we turn the tv on the walking dead like there's a channel devoted to the walk yeah i think it's a mc yeah also what happens is like will be we have apps on the tv and then we use my playstation for certain streaming apps or five I play a game. A lot of times Rachel and I fall asleep on the couch at night and then when we aren't

utilizing the app log enough or the PlayStation, it times out and then the TV stays on but it goes right back to the walking dead. So Rachel is begging me to figure out a way goes I'm sick of waking up at 2 30 in the morning to someone screaming that they're getting eaten by a zombie yeah or someone beating someone's head in with like one of those nail bats it's a there is there has to be a way when I turn the TV off before we started this there has to be a way I think, do you have like a Roku or do you go through their smart apps?

No, we have their smart apps. Okay, yeah, because we, I think I use a Apple TV thing. I don't know, I don't remember. But yeah, that's always what I've used. So, but. What we got today? We have questions that don't have answers. So.

What are you asking me to give you? Answers to my questions that don't have answers. I have 21 questions that don't have answers. Basically a bunch of high thoughts which would be going great with your, and you've probably done some of these, you know? Probably, yeah. We actually, I have a high thoughts card game. Oh, those are fun. Yeah. Yeah. You've probably heard of a bunch of these, like, alright, here the first one is if if you drop the soap on the floor is the floor clean or is the soap dirty? Both So this the so why would the floor be clean and soapy dirty

Well because I said so I actually don't think the floor would be clean Because the floor you are saying as a floor It's the entirety you didn't drop the soap and then scrub the whole floor with okay Yeah, it's not a good so part of it might just have soap on it and the dirt is underneath you haven't washed anything yet However, if you hit it hard enough, maybe I think this soap is just still the soap I think part of the soap came off and there's soap on the floor. Nothing's clean. Nothing's dirty So are you a bar soap guy? I used to be because

My dad and mom would buy us bars of Irish Spring soap, but now I'm a body wash guy. Right now I got Dove Men's Turrry. Dove Men, yeah. You gotta be a man. Yeah, I have to be. It's dry here, I need the moisture. Which orange came first, the color or the fruit? fruit? Again, it's at the same time because if the fruit came first, so did the color. But if the color came first, does the fruit need to be there? That's true. Did they, was the color there and then the fruit came and they're like, that's orange. Did they it was the color there and then the fruit came and like that's orange

And they're like well, we'll just stick with that um So I think probably the color came first and then some idiot named the fruit Yeah, I mean or if they saw carrot first then what? I don't know I wasn't there all right when you're born deaf what language do you think it is in I think these are the people that think in

the the noises like you ever have someone ask you the question like do you have an internal monologue or is it like internal noises? Like I can think in full sentences, people can't. I think people who are born deaf don't think in full sentences. They think in noises but they can interpret it. Okay, okay. That's fair. If you get out of the shower clean, why does your towel get dirty?

Because you're you're not fully clean getting out of the shower you still have some water residue on you so the the water that you're taking off you with the towel still has a little dirt in it and then that's that's if we want to go that route you could be clean then and You dry off and then you have a moist towel a wet towel water often attracts fungus and dirt and whatever and eventually things Things grow in moisture. That's why you see those terrarium

Terrariums where people spray a little bit of water on a plant and things grow water is life look at you being so smart over there by the way did you think I would have this many answers? no I did not you already have eclipsed what I thought you were going to say for half of these the next one is when you yawn do deaf people think you're screaming? No, it's slower. Okay, I think they really they yeah, they slower. Yeah, you're closing if I'm screaming my eyes are pretty open

I'm looking right at you. I'm like fuck you But no one's like No one yawn with your eyes wide open You look like a crazy person All right When you feel bugs on you and there is no bug on you are they just ghosts Or what are you feeling? When you feel like something's crawling on you, but nothing's really crawling on you mm-hmm I

Had this yesterday How do you know something wasn't crawling on you before but then when you jerked your leg to see if something was crawling on you? It fell off. That's a a good thought that's a good answer is it a ghost bug maybe who knows I think it's also a mental thing where if you are walking through the grass you kind of are thinking there is organisms or bugs in the grass and you get out of the grass like I wonder something's crawling on me So you kind of conceptualize the fact that something could be crawling you and then you just make that feeling happen in reality You're probably just actually feeling some hair tickle your leg Yeah, that could be you know

Why is it that being down for something and being up for something is the same thing? Oh? Fuck I used to have a good answer for this It does me the same thing, but it doesn't if you're up for anything. I'm up for whatever You're not actually down for anything so like if I'm up for anything, it's kind of a more like Yeah, I mean I'd go to this restaurant I go to this restaurant I'd go here we could just go have beers in the park I'll just stay at home tonight. If I'm down for anything, I'll kill for you. I'll do some cocaine We'll party whatever if you're down you're getting after it you're up

There is a limit. There is no limit to down. There is a limit to okay I was gonna say more optimistic for up. Like up is like more possibilities and down is like more specific, but okay. That's fair. I think yeah, I mean I like that. I think Yeah, like down you're you want to get after it up. You just want to do something Like if you're down for that like you kind of have Something in mind that you're down for but if you're up for anything it kind of can be more loose. It could be very bag Why is the pizza box square and the pizza circle?

Why is the pizza box square and the pizza circle pizza circle square and the pizza circle pizza circle uh... you know i think it's a manufacturing thing i think it's much easier to manufacture in bulk square boxes that it would be a circle box and i think that's honestly the easiest answer i think it is much easier to

store square things uh... that is round things i think that's honestly the easiest answer. I think it is much easier to store square things than it is round things. I think it's just, it's a logistical issue. And then pizzas, it's gotta be much easier to form a round pizza than it is a square pizza. Oh yeah, if you've ever made pizza, you get that. How does a sponge hold water with it's full of holes How does a what how does a sponge hold water when it's full of holes

Well one it's porous anything that's porous what you call me What you call me It is Porous you're you're attracting water and there's I don't I don't know the the right Scientifically term, but we've all seen things where you have you have water And it should come out of a water bottle, but it actually doesn't Maybe that term but the holes could be small enough that it can't actually squeeze out. You need pressure. I mean, our skin is porous. We're not just leaking water. If I got a zit, there's fluid in me. I got to push it out.

Hi, and welcome back to Science Time with Michael Kuski, where he's going to explain all these different science terms. Man, you've explained a lot today. That's impressive. I honestly I am nailing this and I'm loving this because it gives you a deep dive into The old noggin here. All right blinks Blinking gets removed from your memory true or false Blinking gets removed from your memory Blinking gets removed from your memory That's an interesting one does it get removed or it is it not registered and Can you remove something that wasn't even registered in the first place? No because I now remembering blinking because I did it deliberately if you do anything

Subconsciously you don't really remember it so I don't think it gets removed because I don't think it was ever added okay our actors working or pretending to work our actors working or they pretending to work? No, they're working. I think that's an easy one. Their job is to pretend. Yeah, so then they're- And so as long as they're, but they were assigned a role.

Okay. Because they were given an assignment and they're doing that assignment, they are working. So, OK. I really don't know how else to explain that one. If you tuck in your shirt, technically your shirt is tucked into your pants. But if you untuck your shirt, is your pants

tucked into your shirt? Interesting. So if I tuck in my shirt. Your shirt is tucked into your pants. Yeah, tucked into my pants. I'm just trying to think of a smart ass answer to give you for this one. And why it isn't tucked into your your pants aren't tucked into your shirt. I don't I don't know. I don't think it just cuz I I'm gonna say it's not tucked in I think

What an answer? Yeah, I think the only time your pants are tucked into your shirt is if you have one of those like drawstrings on the bottom To tighten it no, so it's a tightness factor and it and if that Well, I think when you tuck a shirt in you're you're tucking it in to keep in place. Okay? You your shirt doesn't keep your pants in place ever so no I don't think you're I don't think your pants are tucked into your shirt, okay? wired deliveries on a ship called cargo

But when it's in a car it's called a shipment that's an interesting question and honestly I don't think we'll ever know that one moving on yeah I think I think that's I think that's where you're gonna get me stumped. Okay. Fair. We finally did it. I think you know what? I think it's called a cargo on a ship because it's where a car can't go. And a car takes a shipment because where a ship can't go. You know how like you said, like blinks don't register in your memory? I hope that answer does not register in my memory.

If one teacher can't teach all the subjects, why does one child expect to study all of them? If one teacher can't teach all the subjects, why is one child expected to learn all of them or study all of them? Because if we just taught kids math, that's how we, I mean, then we're teaching, no it we we want kids to be well versed in a lot of subjects so I would rather a kid get professional teaching and specific teaching and thorough teaching from eight different people on eight different subjects then one teacher basically half-ass each subject and also some teachers

do teach multiple subjects in my private school we had two teachers one of them taught four subjects the other one taught the other four okay fair enough and you're not see kids need to grow the fuck up yeah however your home school did it school but I but I made it made it through. And look at me now. Just look at him. What happens to a car when it presses the brake and the accelerator at the same time? Probably bad things to the engine and the brakes. I think it depends on how hard you're pressing the brakes

and how hard and how far down that gas pedal is because if I'm tapping the brake and I'm flooring the gas, I'm still going but I'm ruining the brakes. The correct answer, take a screenshot. Oh, that's good. That's good. Why do we park, or why do we drive in parkways and park in driveways? This is the ship thing again.

We drive in parkways and we park in driveways. We drive in parkways because it's a way through the park with our car. That's why we were able to drive through. This is our way through the park in our car. We park in driveways because we do. And not everyone can. I park in a garage. He's running out of steam, guys. He's running out of steam, guys. He's running out of steam guys. He's running out of steam guys.

He's running out of steam. Whenever Kuski goes, Because we do. Alright. That's the answer. That's it. That's you know why I've mentally checked that. Also that's not fair. We can't say that's the same question as the shipment one. For sure. For sure. Yes. I agree.

Is clapping just hitting yourself repeatedly because you'd like something yes It's fun. It's funny that clapping started that way you know Yeah, it's just like it's it's a noise. It's like how do we? Yeah like I It's like how do we... I don't know, the we will rock you, where if you like stomp, it's just kicking the ground because you like a song. It's like, I don't know, yeah.

Clapping is hitting yourself repeatedly because you enjoy something. Also, if you want to sarcastically tell someone they did something stupid, or if someone fell and you just start clapping like Yeah, that's what I've always wondered how the first clap started, you know In the last one here your alarm sound is technically your theme song since it plays at the start of every episode of the day song since it plays at the start of every episode of the day.

Terrible theme song. I hate Rachel's theme song. God, it's the worst thing. It is Rachel's alarm. Her last alarm is a, like if a nuclear bomb was going to go off. It's like, er, er, er. The first time it went off, and I was with her, I shot up, and I rolled over, and I just like, out of panic,

I go, I don't like that. Can you please turn that off? Turn it off. Turn it, imagine like, all you've heard is the same, like everyone knows the Apple alarm And then some people have something a little I have like a like a softer one now I have and because I thought the Apple one was It jolted me up, and I was not happy waking up

The other one is kind of eases your way into it and then all of a sudden you get one. It's like in ten Hey, we're gonna die, what do we do? It's like the fire alarm going off in the middle of the night. It's terrible, and I just roll over and go, I don't like that, and she has not gotten rid of it. I think, I mean, I have a really good alarm that gets me out of bed.

Like, I need, just get out of bed. Don't hit the snooze. Then you won't hear it, you'll just hear it once, you get out of bed and it's fine. And it's always it's the apple one. So yeah, yeah. The apple one. It gets you up. It's I don't know. Alarms are I don't know. I do two alarms. I have one an hour before I get up and then the actual alarm. No. Cause like I like the hey, it's about that time. It's about that time. You don't need to jolt up, don't jolt up,

you can close your eyes a bit and you know what, if you're up and up, you're up an hour early, great. But if you're not, you got a little time, just know this is it, this is your like, hey, five minute warning, we're gonna get this show started here, please take your seats, get ready for the day. It's, that's how I roll, but I agree, other than that you just gotta get up,

some mornings harder than others. But my biggest way to wake up now, wake up, and within 20 minutes I do my my mile and a half run around the city And then I like it's kind of like starting to eliminate coffee for me during the week there you go orphans go That's pretty good. I like what I'm trying to say is I'm better than you know because you're only going a mile and a half If there hasn't been a run I've ran this year that was Only a mile and a half if there there hasn't been a run. I've ran this year. That was Two mile run okay, but have you done runs in the morning? Yeah?

Every day not every day. No, I'm a more of a night person. I'm gonna go to I'm gonna get down with start my day I start my day better than you. I don't know if you do I do I'm a more brain guy in the morning and play I played those brain games on my phone to get me ready Not supposed to be on your phone in the morning Okay, all right. I think we're showing signs of addiction And speaking of addiction I'm addicted to golf. Are you addicted to golf? I'm addicted to golf. Alright, I'm addicted to golf too. I'm going to promote our golf outing and I would like you to act it out as I did last week.

So, whatever I say, I just need you to give me some hand signals, do whatever, put the microphone down, use the microphone. I do not care. But in short time, the third annual fat chance classic is coming up it is August 23rd 2025 at Deer Track Golf Course in Oconomowoc Wisconsin teams are finally starting to fill up and fill up fast I mean they're filling up all over the place and we we don't know what to do with them. We want you, we want new people, we want old people, we want kids, we want adults, we want females to come play. I should not look at Judd when we're doing this. We want females to come play because you know what?

Ladies love golf too. But all we're asking now is go to the Facebook page, go to our YouTube page, click on the link to sign up, sign your team up, it's a measly $500 in one payment of $500 if you sign up before July. July, I'm gonna charge you a little more. But guess what, if you do, you're just donating more to charity, the Bicos on Foundation

and the MS Society. And now more than ever, these two foundations need your support So come on out come play some golf come laugh with our favorite comedians in Milwaukee AJ grill Reagan Nima Eric Smith and rich to more as they have been the last two years We'll make sure Judd doesn't speak into a microphone We'll make sure Judd doesn't speak into a microphone. Maybe Jack will show up. And we'll have a good time. Plenty of drinks, plenty of snacks, donuts and coffee in the morning.

I don't know how much more I can say. I'm trying to get Judd to do some penis motion. So on that note, we're going to clap you out and hope to see you at the 3rd annual Fat Chance Classic. In 3, 2, 1.