Fat Chance Podcast - We Crashed a St. Patricks Day Parade!

Episode Date: March 21, 2024

Things got out of hand QUICKLY at the Town of Erin St. Patricks Day Parade! 10,000 people and 10x that in shenanigans! SPONSORED BY: Booze Better Supplements: Use the link below to start drinking better and recovering faster! https://www.supplementalsleepsolutions.com/?ref=cVJ0-y_QY_MZAd @DrinkWisconsinbly **Stop by the corner bar of the Deer District for not only the fastest, but the best Old Fashioned in Milwaukee!** PATREON!!!! patreon.com/fatchancestudios CHECK OUT THE NEW FAT CHANCE SHORTS CHANNEL!!! @FatChanceShorts https://youtube.com/@FatChanceShorts?si=wCjiBc0ddHEYk_bs Get your Chewzie TODAY! @TheChewzie https://www.thechewzie.com Check Out The Crew: Michael Cuske - @michaelcuske on everything Judd Reminger - @juddremingerscomedy7298 @juddreminger on all other socials Jack Cerasoli - @jackthedragon1 or @jack_c_comedy Diego Avila -  @Trashpimp  (photography)

What's your favorite St. Patrick's Day tradition? Oh, probably the jello shop. Yeah! That's sick, dude. I think they can tell. We're part. We're part. Really? You can tell where we are? Welcome to our new studio.

Fat Chance has been kidnapped. St. Patrick's Wait hold on Do my teeth look whiter? Did you do something? Yeah I've been whitening them Okay well So Diego took a few pictures of us

Yeah And They looked gray I didn't like it So The next day I went and bought whitening strips And my teeth got really sensitive after day 8. Dude, yeah, whitening strips.

So I had to take a break. I had to take a break. Is it Crest whitening strips? No, Kroger. Oh, well, that's probably why. What do you get it from? Well, it said it compares to the Crest ones. No, I got it from Pick and Save. Okay.

All right. Well, first of all, let's tell everyone what today is. Obviously, why we're in the back of a van? It's Fourth of July, and it is St. Paddy's Day. We are in the Erin Parade. Yes. That is E-R-I-N. With Drink Wisconsin. We're not giving out lots of free koozies and getting schlabberknackered.

Yeah. No, we're not. We're not getting sch schlabbernackered. Yeah. No, we're not. We're not getting koozies. We're going to have some fun in Aaron, Wisconsin, handing out whatever Drink Wisconsin has. There will be t-shirts, probably, and some koozies. Just koozies. Just koozies. They're not going to know.

No one's going to know. They're not going to know. We're giving out a million dollars, so show up. You're going gonna see this in four weeks cuz I don't want to edit it but so yeah and we're gonna we're gonna have some my meat a leprechaun we're gonna see a lot of redhead people and Jack's gonna feel real like family at home we're at home we need a leprechaun I'd love to feel tall today remember the

thing I said that 2% of redheads how many think are here today one percent all the way to Aaron you think McGregor's here no McGregor's not here he's probably it's no way it's yeah we should also tell what's outside the van um a man has already puked it is 10 15 but he puked about 30 not yeah he's puked five times and it's all green here oh the green tap beer is i don't like it i'll do the same point I'll do it it's Miller with green with green food dye yeah I'll do one and there's nothing I

at my college bar they forgot they forgot to put up the green keg until like I don't know May so we were just drinking green beer in May it was wild I love it when they like they don't finish their green beer. So the following weekend, they're still serving like, hey, 50% off.

Still green beer. Nah, I'm okay. That's a good win, though. 50% off for just beer that's slightly discolored. Yeah. Kegs are there for a while sometimes. What's your St. Paddy's Day? What do you like to eat and drink?

Just normal food. I don't do anything special. Jack? I don't eat anything special. Usually I just eat a heavy meal because I plan on drinking a lot. I ate a heavy meal this morning. I had some homemade sourdough for my sweet baby girl. And then three eggs, some sausages.

Not anything St.rick's day related but i knew i need to have a good base and then before i left i had handfuls of rice but what have you also done this morning this morning i pooped not blood sorry god i know that's not what you're asking but i did i had some coffee i also shotgunned a brandy old-fashioned the fastest old-fashioned ever made in the entire world. You had the fastest shotgun, too. Fastest shotgun. Judd did a pretty good job, too.

You were slow, but that's not your fault. You were the opener. Your teeth were sensitive. And then I had about four Coors Lights. And then I plan on having a Carbama at some point today. I want some Sauerkraut today. Is that Irish? Yeah, that is.

No, that's old. Cabbage. Cabbage. Cabbage. Okay. Cabbage. I could do a good Reuben. A Reuben would be nice. A Reuben is corned beef, sauerkraut, Thousand Island dressing, and rye bread.

With Swiss cheese. With Swiss cheese. Which is not Irish. Yeah, that's weird. What you get from Holy Hill, get it? Because it's got holes in it. Can you get out of the van? Is there... Can we get a lash? Do you want to know Hill, get it? Because it's got holes in it. Can you get out of the van? Can we get a lash?

Do you want to know what Irish cheese is? What cheese the Irish use? Guinness. Guinness? Guinness. And you want to know what? Ooh, a Guinness would be nice today, too. It's a Carbob, dude.

We all need a Carbob. Do you have a Bailey's-flavored Glock of cheese, do you think? Probably, yeah. Wouldn't that be good on anything? Like a fudge, on anything did you guys like a Bailey sludge would be decent yeah did you guys put out your know your Irish furniture today Irish furniture what is the Irish furniture patio furniture and I need to get out of the car but God Diego you guys have any I like that one. That was good. Patio. That's fun.

But, God, Diego, do you guys have any special traditions? Behind the camera, you guys got any Irish things you do? I was always taught to do acorn meat, and then I make my special cabbage. So it's a pound of bacon, and then you use the bacon fat to then cook the shredded cabbage and onion and then crumble the bacon on top of it so it's just sauteed cabbage which is amazing everything that's awesome did you do that today are you gonna do that when you get back when i get home tonight that's awesome i think it's better with diego did you guys celebrate saint paddy's day in janesville oh you Janesville? Oh, you're going with Janesville. I thought you were going somewhere else.

Oh, because he's Mexican? That's so racist. He's Mexican? I don't see color. I thought you were Irish. Why are you here

if you're not Irish? Where's your little hat? No, I just love that Irish drinking Mexicans today. That's like the one day where I'm

like, okay, we can all come together. Absolutely. This is everyone's Cinco de Mayo. This is like the one day where I'm like, okay, we can all, I think we can all come together. Absolutely. This is everyone's Cinco de Mayo. You and I are probably the same color now because I've been going to the tanning bed this past week. No, yeah, we probably are. Jack's text messages to me when he wants to tan, I give Jack a key to go tan at the gym. And every time, like the key gets him into the gym and gets him to tan. And he goes, hey, can I come like tan? I go, you don't need permission. He asked me every time, like, the key gets him into the gym and gets him to tan. And he goes, hey, can I come, like, tan?

I go, you don't need permission. He asks me every time. He goes, hey. Well, I want to make sure it's good because who knows if someone's there that's like, hey, who's this guy tanning? Literally, I went to, I came there in my work clothing. Very obviously just there to tan. I'm not allowed to tan for long. So many people do that.

I'm in there for four minutes. Four minutes. So many people do that. But I appreciate appreciate it's like you don't want to just be like hey can i come tan and be like nice like hey can i come burn my skin and then when he's done i get a text message letting me know he's done he goes i have successfully acquired cancer of the skin or i go i'm so fucking tan right now i'm so fucking tan right now. I'm so fucking tan right now. How do you learn to use a sock? No, here's the thing is I have long socks.

And a small penis. So that's exactly where it is. So in order to like, because I put the sock on and it hung so low, I was like, it's going to make a weird tan line. You're going to have a shadow down your leg. So then I tried to fold the sock up. So I tried to fold the sock up and it made a sock ball. And at that point, it was just a big, it looked like I had a small, an overgrown lemon of a sock just sitting here. That's what you did.

So you know what? I just put my underwear and I gave myself a wedgie. And then I folded. I wish I could show it. I'm not doing a good job showing it. But I rolled over like the elastic. Comment and subscribe. I think I i could show it because it's not i'm not doing a good job showing it but i rolled over like the elastic i'll show it i would show it so i'm getting into a different demographic i'll actually this last time like socks this yeah this last this last time i had my my uh rogues in

my back pocket of my uh work pants and so. I think you see your underwear. When I gave myself a wedgie and rolled all my underwear up, so it was just a thong at that point. There was literally a rogue imprint on my butt cheek, and I almost sent it to you. I was like, I don't know if he wants this. We could have pitched to rogues. That video still does well.

There was a rogue imprint on my butt cheek. That's so funny. Does anyone else want to come tan? You want to tan with me? Go tanning. It's not a group action. I haven't tanned in a while. I'm very wild.

I've never tanned. I'm afraid to do it. Do you like a divorce before you're actually married with a thong tan line like that? No. G-spot's into that. G-spot's into it. G-spot's into that. She likes it.

She likes Jack's G-string. Those rosy cheeks. Those rosy cheeks. She just doesn't want me to burn for Mexico. Yeah, it's not that she wants them tan. She just wants them red. And, like, legitimately, the whole day of the wedding, because we don't get married until five,

her itinerary is all over the place. My itinerary is stay out of the sun for the whole day. Because she doesn't want me to burn. Because I can burn so quick. And if she's not there to, like, remind me, I won't do't do it i'm a man i'm a man child when it comes to sunscreen and not drinking a lot of alcohol out i can easily so i don't really yeah yeah yeah on the way back well this will get worse this is only gonna get worse we haven't even started you guys might see you guys might see how I tan. I want...

It is sunny on the side of the snow. I want nothing more than to see this gentleman though, drunk. I've seen one video of you like... That was a long day. Not that everyone should be hammered, but I really want to see you lose control a little bit.

That was my birthday probably like five years ago. Five or six years ago. When you were 35? I was around 40. And we did... What was it like when your joints worked? We did a bar crawl with three of those people.

He actually crawled. And we did a golf simulator as well, which was a blast. And then we played. Yeah, and then we played. You can't even make it outside. We played like dice afterwards or like some card games afterwards. And they fought about Madden football of like who was on the cover of what years.

And then I was just out of it. I'm just like, yeah, yeah, I was agreeing with no matter. You were so happy. You just looked carefully like, yeah, I'm getting, oh, I can't. Yeah, Big Red and T-Shane came, two people that don't come up very often. I want to see him bad. And here's the thing is you can get bad

because we have our hangover cures. We have our hangover cures? Do you want me to grab them? Yeah, we can grab them. Oh, you can see them. You have a driver. Why are you the... you grab okay we have a driver we're gonna so we have these hangover cures apparently I'm excited to try these things who needs some I have one for you as well so I know you're

driving I know you're driving. Basically. Basically. Surfing the top. So we're here today on same day. Surfing the top. Fat Chance has been kidnapped. We're going to church. So we have these hangover cures.

We have one that is a post-party drink and then a day after drink. So how they work is once you finish drinking, so once we're done with our shenanigans today, we're just going to have a little fruit punch mix, all of us, and we're going to feel wonderful. And when we go to bed, already feeling great, we're going to have another one, so we feel even better than if we didn't drink. So you have two of these? Two of them. It's a two for one booze better llc who's better llc um and it's

a hangover hangover prevention we're not working electrolyte blend for rapid hydration antioxidant prevent inflammation speeds alcohol metabolism and just to make sure you guys know how to actually use it directions add context. Add contents mixed. 16 ounces of water. Then shake or stir thoroughly throughout the mix. The amount of water ensures the actual electrolyte concentration of rapid hydration. You have to take as soon as possible after your last drink. As soon as possible.

Can you mix it with your last drink? I don't know. I have done that with... Can you mix it with your last drink? You could if you wanted to. It's not recommended. Not recommended. So mix it... Can you mix it with your last drink? You could if you wanted to. It's not recommended. Not recommended. So mix it.

So have it immediately after your last drink. I would say it's not recommended. It just says with your last drink. So if you want to add it to a Miller Lite, a Coors Lite, a drink Wisconsin, the old-fashioned, drink Wisconsin, the vodka, drink Wisconsin, the brandy. I think it'd be... Have you ever done like Neo and vodka? Try some drink Wisconsin,odka and a Booze Better

supplement fruit punch. Don't give that one to children. Don't give any of this to children. It's a Sunday. St. Patrick's Day is on a Sunday this year. So tomorrow. That's a question, right? Sunday fun day or Thursday, Thursday. Mine is Thursdays.

We were Thursdays, but I'm kind of enjoying Sunday right now. Sunday's always a good time, but Thursdays is the responsible one. But now with booze, better LLC after drink mix, I can slap this in the morning in a nice 16 ounces of water. You have to make sure you have it in 16 ounces. It ensures the rapid dehydrate rehydration situation here. I can't read this to actually, it doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

Drink would hung over to eliminate symptoms and boost energy. So I'm going to drink this before I go to work and everyone's going to think that I went to church today and that's it. They do have wine at church. They do. When you guys were So fucking stupid. Go ahead. Sorry.

Yeah, they do have wine. So when you guys were saying we're going to a parade today, did you think that it was going to be this type of parade? Can I tell you? No, I did not think I'd be sitting back here. Two hours before we did anything.

What are we doing? Oh, yeah, we're just going to consume delicious cold beverages with some fun friends and company. And then there's a bunch of people out here i think my expectations is this goddamn horse out here my expectations have gone like back and forth like the game's like all right we're gonna be here all day and i was like no it's a parade this is gonna be like an hour and a half two hours and we got here two hours early i go this is gonna be a long day because you give me enough time to drink in the morning i I don't want to stop.

Like, I just want to keep this going. It's the day of our St. Paddy and I'm ready to celebrate. I get Irish behind it, but are Irish big into dirt bikes? Because there's a guy on a dirt bike over there. I see a lot of ATVs. No, but they're big into potatoes, which are grown in dirt. So it makes sense. Potatoes, dirt, dirt bike. St. Paddy's Day Parade, air in Wisconsin, drinking in the back of a van where kids...

You sound like the New York Connections right now, the New York Times Connections. That is a red string. Give me another one, I'll tie it back. Also, how are we feeling about everyone's costumes, I guess, or outfits that we're rocking? You mean just the only green they have in their closet yeah you're not is this green what's this this is green yeah i have a green shirt on underneath this yeah but i also wanted to rep the very wonderful company that is bringing us here we have yeah we haven't opened our swag bag yet so that's what we have to do we have a dining

in the basement yeah it feels like two and a half years. Guess what? This is now the mobile basement. The mobile basement. Mobile basement. Well, we're going to need access to the mobile basement a lot then. Does have God drive us around all the time? Honestly, Ben, I can get super silly all the time in the back of this. Let's start a third show. We have the regular podcast.

We have interview at a bar. And we have the bang pod. And we gotta find lots of speed bumps. So while we're doing this... Ooh, power hour. Know what's that? I want to play that game so bad that...

Billboard Top 100? Yeah. That's a great game. You guys ever played that? Billboard Top 100? I haven't really died before going to the bar playing that. It's a great game. You guys ever played that? Billboard Top 100? I haven't really died before going to the bar playing that. Billboard Top 100. So it's a fun game that I believe, Kuski, did you invent it? I didn't invent it.

I have to give credit to Dan Bartels who will not watch this. So you get your friends together and you go to YouTube and you pick a year and you just type in Billboard Top 100, let's say 2015. And then you guys do a little snake draft, pick however many people you want to do we usually do like three max four and you just pick artists who you think are going to show up in the billboard top 100 that year and every time they show up you get a point you can tell someone to drink and once you get to like the top 50 it's

like one point then there's start worth more points if you're in the top 10 it's worth five drinks you give them away but it is kind of fun because it's a playlist of music. Why did we do that today? It's the St. Paddy's Day where we ended up with, like, no scrubs. Yeah. We had a DJ up there that was all over the place. Spotify. Yeah.

I trusted the algorithm. Yeah. What we can do is once we're done doing this, we can do a billboard top 100 draft. We could, yeah. We can do it in the back of the van. Absolutely. We have still 30 minutes before we prep to get ready for this. No, the parade starts at 11.

So, like, we will literally, like, they will kick us all off and we'll go. Okay. Okay. Cool. So, we've got maybe 15 to awesome cool and then we'll prep and let's go we've got i already got to be i'm gonna go pee in the woods again yeah we got 18 minutes on here we got 18 minutes on here we've got some good ones i'm gonna pee for a while until i forget that i have to be you guys might need to show your followers a little bit of the scenario like

outside so like when you pee someone could we'll do a little yeah i mean those are some interviews everyone taking a piss in the woods that would be pretty hard because they'll understand what was hidden in your sock if they won't see it you don't hold out yeah you know how cold it is i have a small willy when it's cold out and i have a small willy when it's cold out. And I have a small willy when it's warm out. Question, question. Because it looks like we are held for captive. What do you think someone... Yeah, exactly. What do you think you're worth?

What is the most someone would pay for you to get you out? How much would your sweet baby girl pay for you? She would do something probably. She'd probably go, Liam needs some take, and she wouldn't pay. She'd bake some bread. She'd bake some bread, and she'd burn it so it's hard, and she'd beat the shit out of it. I genuinely don't think she, because she's pretty budget conscious, but I think she would probably try to kill people. She's a spooky lady when she gets angry. I wouldn't think she would pay anything, but I think she would probably try to kill people. She's a spooky lady when she gets

angry. I wouldn't think she would pay anything, but she would kill people. Mine would call Genevieve. Like, hey. You're actually going to go to this event? Now that she knows God, though, she may be back. We need him back.

I think, I mean, obviously, out of the people that's going to get the most money out of all of us is probably Jack. I mean, he's a supple boy. He's tall. He's lean. I mean, if we're getting sold for meat. Yeah, me. I'm the small one. No. Yeah.

That is a big difference. Comment who you think is the hottest of the three. You start. I mean that is a big difference you start make us feel bad about herself Incomparable. That's why you're behind the camera. It's like a radio voice. Like you were built for radio. Face for radio. That's why John is behind the camera.

You guys got to be back there because otherwise we won't get any stage time. All right? There's a reason for that. The most attractive people are always behind the camera. True. And smartest. That's what they always say. But enjoy some of our St. Paddy's Day... Pictures or whatever the hell it is.

Shenanigans that we get into. There's going to be some shenanigans. So I'm going to prep you guys. I want... Again, you've never been to the town of Aaron, St. Patrick's Day Parade, correct? Correct. Correct. Yeah.

So what my story is, is like, have you ever been to the Corn Palace in South Dakota? No. No. Never been to a Corn Palace or South Dakota. You asked He's never been to a Corn Palace or South Dakota. You asked me that like it's Disney World. Here's an anecdotal story. You've been to the moon before?

It's made of cheese. No, so the Corn Palace took a road trip with a girlfriend and I was like, oh, it's made of corn stalks and it's just a shack but they have billboards for miles going up to the corn palace and she got there and she was like OMG so this parade for you guys is like the corn palace of Wisconsin billboards for miles can you that's a mile and a half long mile and a half 10,000 people here? Yeah. Is that the entire town of Aaron?

And more. And more for sure, yeah. Okay, town of Aaron is like popular. Oh, Aaron, I love you. I love you. The town of Aaron. Not Aaron, Rach. A-R-O-N.

Poor Vice President Bobby Kennedy. You can only see so much. 20, 28 and a half. How many cars are already parked in front of us? This is pretty wild. It's insane. We are spots 9 and 10 out of the 34 entries of this parade for a mile and a half. Only 34?

Really? This is going to be wild. I thought there would be like 35. Yeah. I mean, it's insane. Such a jewel. Maybe 37 to 40, but that's just age groups, right? So, nope.

Be prepared. You will see Bloody Mar be prepared you will see bloody mary's you will see people will throw lucky charms at you just be prepared awesome oh god can we force this down judson judd can you please get can you like not be a bummer like you guys are like i'm gonna take your shoes and socks off and you're going to throw them on the floor. The viewers will love that. We're going to Uber you home. You're good to go. You got a ride everywhere.

Your girlfriend is working. No one to report to. We'll have fun. No, it's going to be blessed. Yeah, I'm excited for it. We'll see some more content. There will be some shot on the road. We'll see everyone out there. I'm great on the way back in the studio afterwards,

not the mobile one where we're kidnapped. It's going to be a great day. My social director. If you do not hear from us in two weeks, check the socials of our sweet baby girls. And C-Cap. No obituaries. Let us know.

Just send them your condolences. Cheers, everybody. Happy St. Paddy's Day. Thank you, Diego. What is your favorite St. Paddy's Day tradition? Miller Lite. Green beer.

Miller Lite. This. What is this? This is the parade in Arrow, Wisconsin. One million people are here today. The whole state of Wisconsin is here. Look at Lyon up and down the street. We're having a good time. We're drinking beers. We're drinking. There's horses right there. She has a sword. We're having such a good time! This guy's invisible! Yeah! Let's go! Let's go! This guy's gonna kill us! Alright, here we go! Yeah, let's go! Look at Buckshot and Blossom! Woo! Quick drinking story. Favorite apple juice moment? Favorite apple juice?

Apple juice. Apple juice. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.

I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah! Let's go! Look at Buckshot! It's awesome! Woo! Quick drinking story. Favorite apple juice moment.

Apple juice. Apple juice. Juice. Give us your cocktail. Just throw some Everclear in there and you're good to go. Throw some Everclear and some apple juice. How we doing? We're doing great today! Shots, shots, shots! I love how we're the least Irish people right now. We wanted most alcohol.

Cozy! You want cozy? What is your favorite St. Pad Patty's Day thing to do? Come to the Air Parade. Come to the Air Parade. You heard it here first. Air Parade, best thing there ever was, probably a million people here. Yes! Thank you.

What's under the skirt? I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. it's what we got is what we could do what are we drinking what are we drinking talking to the microphone that's a what do you call whiskey sour whiskey sour it's a way too long you've been drinking for a while are you having fun I'm the

class baby let's do it are we having fun yeah that pudding shot tastes like piss Yeah, I know They're not even getting koozies anymore, they're just giving out high fives. What's up man? What's up man? A bead dad? We don't have no beads.

We got canned koozies baby. That's a good deal. Robo Josh. Put it in his mouth. Go ahead. What is that? What is that? What is that?

What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? That's a good deal. A little bit of jello shot. Go ahead. What is that, Koski? It's dirt cake with alcohol.

Is it good? You'll love this. Go for it. Put my finger in there? Yeah. It tastes like prom. That's really good. That's so good. We made that. Look at the camera. Classic. Look at my camera.

Who's driving the car? That's our driver! Alright, sir! Sir! Sir! We like to hear drink Wisconsin, but we're at the Air Parade. What's your favorite St. Paddy's Day tradition? Drinking. Drinking? What are we drinking today?

Drinking to Mike's heart. Alright, let's leave guys. Let's get out of here. We're not dealing with that! We're not dealing with that! No! Not today! Not in old days! You brought your own couch? We live here!

We got it! We got it! Watch us on YouTube channel! Come here guys. Come in here. Alright, I got you buddy. What's up with that? What's up?

Watch us on YouTube channel. Yeah, we're here with Drake Visconti. Hit him with the... Drake Visconti, what's your you buddy. What's up, buddy? What's up? What's up with the YouTube channel? Yeah, we're here with Drink Wisconsin. Hit it with them. Drink Wisconsin, what's your favorite St. Paddy's Day tradition? Drinking on the side of a highway. Oh!

Yes, sir! Yes, sir! Yes, sir! Yes, sir! Why are you hard right now? Alright, let's go. That was me, don't worry. That was you, alright.

Have your St. Pad boys. Oh, there's a guy crying. That was you alright! Have me say bad boys! This is gonna be an editing nightmare! Where is Aaron? There he is, Rick! And that's what we do! I've never met Aaron! One shirt, and I'll give it to you! Who needs one? Thank you!

Let's find someone entertaining. Anyone doing some fun? How long have you been here? What are you guys cooking right here? Been here for a minute. What are you guys cooking right here? That looks damn good. This is a good set up you guys have. It's not bad man, we do it up.

Master chef right there. Have a seat. Kunky hit me with it. We love Aaron. What is your favorite St. Paddy's Day tradition? We agree. He looks like a rat.

There we go. This is the content we need, guys. This is the content we need. Honestly, stay beautiful, stay Beethoven. See you guys later. We have not found who Erin is yet. We don't know if she's at the end or if she's in the middle. We've got people with swords. They're gonna be killing people if you don't drink enough today. That's what's happening. Hi! They're Celtic warriors. They're Celtic warrior horse. Can I pet your horse? Yeah. Hi! today that's what's happening

I bet your horse there's a sweet what this say something about they Pat a jello shot on the horse is something I wish I could say, Dan. You almost just killed a person. We almost got murdered by a horse. Yeah, I saw that. I saw that. I almost got murdered by a horse. We have yet to find Erin. Erin is not down the road.

We don't know where Erin is, but she's here somewhere. So we'll find her. Have you seen that man? He's invisible. Get that teammate. I'm just kidding. You're not talking to your head over there, guys. Watch out.

It's been wild out here. I'm not gonna lie. Erin has came out. Everyone is about 40 years old and missing teeth it's great I love it I was gonna say we haven't found Aaron we also haven't found a single pair of whole teeth it's been a blast you love day drinking what is your favorite St. Paddy's Day activity it is to drink to drink what are we drinking today today we are having some Kentucky bourbon and some old-fashioned okay

all right thank you very much We have a designated driver Hey guys for the camera! I'm taking it! What is your favorite St. Fanny's Day tradition? What is your favorite St. Fanny's Day drinking? Shitting on the floor Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhill What is your favorite St. Fanny's Day drink? Shitting on the floor.

I'm doing great! How are you doing brother? How do you feel about Conor McGregor losing his last fight? No comment. What do you think of his new movie? I haven't seen it yet. Have you drank 412 or whatever it's called? Proper 12. I haven't. I stick with real Irish whiskey. Do you want some yeah do you want

some there we go there you go that's real i really think right there that's a big bow thank you thank you very much hell yeah happy saint patrick's day one for the cameraman happy saint patrick's Happy St. Paddy's Day! Happy St. Paddy's Day! What are you gonna do? I'll give it to you right now. Yeah. Give me your mic. I'll do it right now. Jersey swap! Jersey swap baby. You too. You want some?

You must be terrible in bed trying to be cool in bed. That one's got a button fly, Jesus. Should be there for seven hours. No one's horny at the end of this buddy. That's awesome. We love St. Patrick's Day in Wisconsin. We haven't met Aaron yet but we're having a good time. Hey, what's your favorite St. Patrick's Day in Wisconsin. We haven't met Aaron yet, but we're having a good time. Hey, what's your favorite St. Patty's Day tradition?

Drinking a lot of horses what's your favorite St. Patrick's Day tradition? probably the jello trap probably a jello shot that's amazing all right I like you dude honestly just you walking up to someone and they go do you have whiskey and they go do you want something did I get a couple? no boys get together boys get together. Alright, boys, get together. It's a video, take, do something. I'm surprised.