Fat Chance Podcast - Weirdest Job Titles You Won’t Believe Exist! Ep.158

Episode Date: February 27, 2025

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Alright. Sweet. So how was your weekend? My weekend was, it was good. It was low key. It was what? You look like what like, um, have you seen love is blind? No. Like they sit the craziest and or like when a girl's on the phone talking to her friends she's like sitting upside down with her feet. Oh on the wall like this? Yeah. I've done that. Yeah exactly. That's what you feel like. You should be. Yeah. I don't know how to sit. I'm sick of sitting like a professional, but you know what I do this weekend Friday

Friday Friday I Couldn't tell you what I did Friday. Oh Friday. I had two buddies come over. We had a couple beers they left early kept a casual Saturday Did a workout with the lady then then did some grocery shopping, got home late, just kind of stayed in, hung out, just the two of us. Sunday we went on our first hike. I learned you do need proper hiking shoes to go on a hike here. I wore my most worn out work boots and it was like and it had snowed this past week

So getting up the mountain or this trail the two miles we did was difficult And I was like oh, this is bad I was like I can't wait to go down and then realizing having to go down on ice skates is ten times worse Yeah, you're just it was was miserable. Picking up speed. At one point I was like, this is dangerous. And the lady is, I mean, she was a good 50 yards ahead of me going down the whole time. Because she had good boots?

Yeah. She went to school in the mountains. So she has hiking boots. She's like, I did this every weekend for like two years. I was like, oh, you and I had two very different college experiences. I just assume you're in those stupid slides. No, I actually did wear those. I wore those on the first hike we did.

Or like, I guess, this is like our first hike hike. And then the other one was just kind of like, I don't know, we walked uphill for a very brief amount of time. I'd call it a stroll, an uphill stroll, not really a hike. And I wore those slides and they're still in the laundry room waiting to get cleaned, just covered in mud. Okay, keep them there.

Yeah, I haven't worn them yet. Disgusting things there. Since that little uphill stroll, haven't worn them at all. And then, yeah, spent kind of the afternoon in Boulder. Gorgeous day in Boulder. Everyone was out and about. There was happy hours. People were drinking, eating food.

I was like, all right, this is kind of nice. I like this. And then obviously the lady loves it because she's not a big city girl. So she's like, oh, this is more open. And I like it here. I'm like, it's also a college town. She goes, yeah, well, I'm closer to college than you are. I go, yeah, but the funny thing about a college town is it's fun, but you keep getting older

and they keep getting younger or staying the same age. It gets worse and worse each year. Yeah, or if you're Matthew McConaughey you love that. Yeah, that's different. He's a professor. Yeah, but that's his famous saying. I keep getting older and they keep saying the same age. Yeah, I don't think we should endorse that comment. That's fair. We shouldn't.ure said at all. That's all right. How was weekend? It was good did some shows I worked with Ian bagg

Comedian Ian baggies one of the better crowd work people I've ever seen Yeah, just just just the amount of energy he can sustain doing crowd work is crazy, you know because like crowd work as You and I know is is you know quick and I'm like on the spot and then you have material that goes with it But he can go crowd work for a long period and still like be on it, you know It's nice. I've seen plenty of clips of him. He looks fun to work with and just fun to be at a show.

I haven't seen him live, but I would like to. Yeah, he's an energetic guy, so he's great. But yeah, I did that work with the comedian Johnny Nguyen, who had just the wealth of knowledge on cameras and setups. And they filmed it all, and he was just, just the wealth of knowledge on cameras and setups. They filmed it all and he was just, he was the feature comic but he knew receivers and all these different things. Cool, did you get a camera?

Any information for yourself on getting a camera? No, because I felt like he knew too much. You know what, you ever notice that? Yeah, it goes over your head I told you for help with my Legos dad not how to build the skyscraper Yeah, I told him like hey, I want to get a new camera and As soon as he started talking I knew I was in the deep end you know I didn't It's like it's like telling the guy someone who like hey do you speak Spanish and you

One of my jokes you go un poco and they go. Oh cool I give you like Spanish for level sentences now, and it's just they rifle it off like dude less, please yes yeah, so I I Wanted I we kind of briefly talked about it, but obviously I didn't like gain any knowledge But he was so knowledgeable about it. So that was cool. And he was very funny. So I thought he was a plus. That's good.

That's good. I'm glad. I saw there was some online article about Don't Tell. Oh, yeah, that came out. I did an article. I didn't read it. Don't. It's fine.

I'd name drop you in it, obviously. That's the only way you get to read it. Yeah, if I'm tagged in it, I'd be like you in it, obviously. That's the only way you would get to read it. Yeah, if I'm tagged in it, I'd be like, oh, interesting. Let's see what he said about me. But no, I did this article with this guy, and he was so brief. It was like the briefest conversation I had. Like a three question interview, and he's like, I'll take it from here. It was like the briefest conversation I had. Like a three question interview

and he's like, I'll take it from here. And then he goes, all right, well I have another call right now, but I'll let you know when it comes up. And I was like, all right. So I was like, I don't know if I'll ever see this. And then he emailed me, he was like, hey, do you have any photos and stuff?

And I was like, okay, yeah. It was great talking with him. Like I was like, even though we talked so briefly. But the article was great. He wrote a good piece off of it. Like, he did a lot more with the small bits than I thought it was. What did he ask you?

Like, is the show secret? Yeah, you know, Don't Tell. And he kind of like, he already knew the premise since he went to Don't Tells. So, like, I didn't have to explain what it was, but he just kind of wanted to know what makes Dontel comedy like unique and things like that. So yeah, so it wasn't too much, but it was good. It was fun. I was happy to oblige and get some credit on there.

Speaking of Dontel, I think I might have told you this But I don't think so your co-partner your ex-co-partner. Mr. Hoffman Who used to help you run don't tell me? He messaged me out of the blue. I mean I think One week into me being in Denver. He doesn't know I live here now Okay, I haven't spoken with him since he's had his child Yeah, he just messages me out of the blue, no context. He goes, Dude, I've been stretching lately. I feel 10 years younger. That's it. And I shot him. I was like, okay, this is weird, but I know I used to help train him a little bit.

And I was like, that's great to hear man I hope the workouts are going well how's the family how's the kid yeah no response none just wanted to tell me he was stretching and that he feels younger and that was it he goes yeah I don't give a shit what you think or anything else just want to let you know I feel like a gazelle. That's funny. That's very funny. Yeah I saw him not too long ago, little baby and stuff. Yeah he was like yeah I'm working out all the time you know just getting and I was like oh he just wants to stay healthy for the child. Yeah I feel like a kid will do that. It just having a kid has got to put you into overdrive of like, I gotta be

fit. I'd like to live to see this kid make it to two and I probably should be making more money. Yeah. Yeah. I think, I think that's, that's a good point. Like that's the reason. Uh, but Hey, you know, good, good for him that he's stretching, you know, I think stretching is this might be more limber. No. Um, I mean, he wasn't stretching is this might be no I mean he wasn't like doing jumping jacks when I saw him I also think this is a point that I don't know how much stretching does it helps a lot I said there's a milk there's a in the military, well he was in the military and he was my pitching coach when I went to college for a few years. And he was an old, he played for like Ohio State and he was just old and like had a very like military based mentality. And he would always have these weird platitudes of like,

he goes, if running helped pitching, Ethiopians would be hell. Now get there and run. And I'm like, what, is that even me? I'm not kinda like that. Yeah, but he also would say this, he always, we'd be like, coach, I gotta go stretch and he goes stretch you think we stretched in the military You think a bomb is dropping we just thought oh, we're just so high we got to get stretching

No, we got right to action stretching doesn't help anything I like the idea like this always I think it's funny to be like Listen first and foremost, love our troops, love America, thank you for your service. However, I feel like I needed to get that out of the way. I love the idea of like, oh, he was in the military. I listened to him about all fitness advice or I just listened to him because he's the most sage person.

You also know a lot of people who signed up for the military because we all thought that's your only path We know a lot of people sign up like mmm. I feel like a dishonorable discharge is coming. I Think I think that's very funny. I mean it's it's He was just like had all these weird things and it's like also times have changed I assume in the military they don't just run, you know, like you stretch and before you perform Absolutely times have definitely But also he's not wrong like if a bomb goes off no one's like hey guys But kicks high knees give me a few figure four stretches then we run like that would be that would be ridiculous

he's not wrong but also not right maybe yeah maybe stretch just a little bit just a little bit just a little bit okay I wanna do you want me to turn on my camera again I want me to turn off the camera and turn it back on it's only been on for 15 minutes okay fine, do your thing change it, I'll get to my little game it's good, it's good

no just do it now, do it now oh so now you want to, god just do it now because we're only doing like 45 minutes anyways alright, so you said you had a little game for me. It's a game and I kinda like we could do something with this later but we won't. I know you usually have something but I wanted to come prepared today. So move down here, obviously looking for work, doing all the job searching things, you're doing all the, this needs needs this an alarm needs to stop

So and I've noticed this in years past and it's gotten worse But like years ago for if I looking for a job out of college You know how you're building your resume everyone spices up their resume a little bit right? We've all done it whether you're doing it now or you've done in the past Spiced it up you got it Employers now are trying to spice up their job titles I think they're trying to weed out a lot of applicants But I also have read that they're trying to attract like the Gen Z years and the Millennials and in my job search I have found some of the most insane job titles, as well as scoured

the internet for some of the weirdest ones people have seen. I would like to present to you some of the titles that I've seen, and I want you to tell me what the actual job is. Okay, we can do that. Yeah, for sure. Alright, so these are current job titles and what you're actually doing. First one, can you please tell me what a beverage dissemination officer would be? I think a beverage disseminator, you refill vending machines.

That's your job. It's just a bartender. It is a bartending position at a local bar and restaurant That's that's one of those custodial engineers job. You're janitor. Yeah bartender This one is interesting I didn't find this in my own search because that would say a lot about what I'm looking for But this next job title and I looked it up a chick sexer She was a chick sexer she was a chick sexer oh man that is a that you sort chickens between hens and

that is a hundred percent correct you determine the sex of chickens yeah you can get paid to do that yeah which is interesting all right which I mean I know a guy I mean I was I grew up on a You can get paid to do that. Yeah. Which is interesting. Which, I mean, I know a guy, I mean, obviously I grew up on a dairy farm, so I know a guy that inseminates cows, which is a crazy, like if you put his job title on like, Cow fucker. Yeah, like words, like, not fucking, but like, you know, it's wild.

You can pregnant cows that's your job. Cow and Pregnator yeah which you could take anyway. Yeah exactly. You can take anyway. Yeah if this if I gave you enough notice I would be like I want you to come up with your own job titles for real things but all right next one what would be a digital overlord? Oh, yeah, you work with IT. You're like a server. You work at server. This is a real one. Someone was looking for a digital overlord.

They are just looking for a website manager. That is it, just to manage their website. Then you have to call them lord, my lord. You could literally put, if you got hired for a job on LinkedIn that said digital overlord you could then put that on your resume Moving on what would you be doing Judd if you were a retail Jedi? Oh? You're just working sales like you're just like you're working On the floor you are a shop or floor assistant that is like at Macy's that is that is correct

This one might be one of my favorites What would you be doing if you were a wizard of light bulb moments? Oh? You're just an ideas guy and like a marketing firm you are the marketing director for a legitimate company, I found, yes. Yeah. The marketing, a director position, and they are titling it Wizard of Lightbulb Moments. Yeah, but look how cool they are.

Exactly. You know who's making these titles are the Gen Z people. No, you know who's making these titles? I'll tell you right now AI oh Yeah, absolutely a lot of this is yeah, it's a lot of AI stuff They're like spice up this job title, and then I just takes buzz Okay, this is just an interesting one. I found real job. What would you be doing if you were an animal colorist? found real job what would you be doing if you were an animal colorist um wait animal colors you're not like a paint you a painter are you coloring like in color books you would be dying animals for movies oh that's wild that's a lot

I think if you just needed a dog that was a little more chocolate lab you're just Yeah, you're putting paint on them or a couple of those Dalmatians are also just labs Got it Okay, these are two and I have the company name that I found today But I don't think I'm gonna give out the company name that I found today, but I don't think I'm gonna give out the company name. Legal Ninja. Legal Ninja. What would this company in San Francisco be looking for in a legal ninja? Oh, you're just, you're just, uh, you're a lawyer for crypto. You are a consultant of law for Fortune 500 companies and their acquisitions.

That is such a serious job and they are calling you a ninja. But that's also like some bro made that. Like some bro was like this is my company. We dive into crypto and it's all about entrepreneurship but we need lawyers to be ninjas. We need you to slice and dice. You ever played Fruit Ninja? We need you to be that, but with the law. People are coming at us. Okay, I don't know if you'll get this one.

Company out of New York is looking for a happiness manager. What could they be looking for? A happiness manager. A masseuse. No, that would be the patriots looking for a happiness manager. That's a happy ending manager. No, a happiness manager for this company out of New York is actually a budget manager and a fiscal strategist. Oh, that's not happy at all. I mean, if you're making money, you're happy.

Yeah, I guess. I guess. But they have to do all the bad news. Like, we have to cut programs to make money, you know? Alright, last two. Problem Wrangler. You're a daycare specialist. You are a counselor slash therapist. Okay. There you go. And then, last one. This is my very favorite, the one that got me into looking into this two years ago. Director of first impressions.

You're a, you work HR. You are an actual Walmart greeter. That's good. I will never forget seeing that. I'm like director of first impressions. You'd be like, you are in charge of starting the day off on a positive note for those who walk into our brick and mortar facilities. I'm like, shut the fuck up. You're just making sure people don't steal. That's what you're doing.

Yeah. You're not a greeter. You're like, hey man, did you actually pay for that thing that still has the security tags on it? Yeah. It's funny because like Costco, they have to physically mark you off. Which is weird in itself. I think it's good. I think I don't mind the people at Costco doing that. You can tell who really cares about their job and who doesn't because we've all had a person at Costco. It just goes receipt and they just go. Here you go. Yeah. Like did you look and then someone who's going off of every little thing and you're like God damn it. I picked

the wrong line to get behind. Yeah. Terrible dude most the time they just look for like one big ticket item like alright Well, I was in Costco. Yes, I was in Costco yesterday And they were they I had a cart full and I was in the in the checkout lane and I had to get I had a bottle of wine So I had to get my ID and stuff and some guy goes like halfway through was like don't take anything I saw of the cart Okay, and he took took me ID put the number in and then all of a sudden out of his pocket he takes a like a gun like a

like a thing pricing gun Literally just shoots everything in my cart and then leaves it was insane loved it. It was crazy when you're in self-checkout Yeah, I'm like, this is phenomenal I'll start positioning the bar codes facing upwards because if I'm going self-checkout and I see that guy I'm like All right, dude, just gun it He had a bunch of tattoos and great and then I'm walking out and I see a person so on my on my semi-pro baseball team they had like they have like some college kids that play and on my 7 Pro baseball team, they have some college kids that play.

And obviously, once they're out of college, they'll stick around and still play a little bit if they're good. And one of the kids got sucked into one of those marketing firms, where they're like, oh, you're going to work in marketing and be on the floor and have clients and all they do is the Costco guy. Yes, yeah, that's what he is which which is which is very good for me

He's young so like he's just like start is a starting position which is money, and he's making commission so great But yeah, it was cool to see him Yeah, he goes. Yeah, those are my sales position. Those are funny cuz I had a job for three days out of college I've told you about that. Yeah, I quit after three days because, like, hey, you're going to be selling media to these companies looking to advertise. And I was like, OK, cool, that's fine. And they're like, have you seen, like, ads and stuff in grocery stores and all that? I'm like, yeah, I'm like, this shouldn't be that bad. It's like people want to get their name Into advertising space giant posters and stores and ballparks and whatnot. I'm like alright. We'll do that sweet and

I get there and he goes alright So you know those like little tiny ads you see on like the baby seat? Section of the grocery cart the ones that are like an inch by an inch and I go yeah he goes you're selling that space I go what and he goes first things first we're going to the church you're gonna lie about wanting to join get a bulletin where everyone's advertising and then you're gonna call everyone on that bulletin I go I don't I'm going to hell literally the first thing we did they just hopped in a stranger's car he took me to a church I said me and my family are thinking about joining can I please have a bulletin they were the happiest people I've ever seen

because I told him I wanted to join their church took their bulletin and then just called everyone that is paid the church and basically solicited them into like setting up a zoom interview with my boss. That's wild yeah I mean some of those places I'm not it's just not like for me those people in Walmart that try to sell you spectrum internet I saw this guy pretty much con this woman into changing like an an old lady, he was like, I'll save you money, but you have to come to Spectrum or 18-tier, whatever they're selling. But then she was like, well I have a new number. He goes, yeah, we gave you a new number. I was like, imagine this lady now has to change and figure out who had her old number and like all this like it was just I wanted Like this 80 year old lady does not need to change her number. I never understood fine stood that as a

Business like so you shouldn't target a lot or if you like you walk by the electronic section like hey Who are you using for your internet provider? I'm like just go fuck yourself like I don't want to talk to you, but yeah as a store Those people are extremely annoying like extremely annoying and that just has to disgruntle a lot of people Do you know how many people I see? See those people and instead of taking the efficient route around the store will like cut through the baby section and go, I'm like, I just don't want to talk to them. And then I'm like, now they're avoiding your electronic section where your big ticket items are, where they probably wanted to go

look at a video game. And I'll look, I just don't want to go over there because Kevin from Spectrum is going to try and sell me a package I don't want. Yeah. Well, I usually say when they're like, hey, who do you use for internet? I was like, whoever you are, that's who I use, and then walk away. Yeah. It's brutal. I hate those people.

But you know what? You got to make a living. True. You got to make a living. All right. I got a game for you. A quick one. It's Denver, Milwaukee. Since you won. Yeah you said you

wanted to do it last time. So I made a game Denver or Milwaukee. Some of these are going to be things about Denver. Some of these are going to be things about Milwaukee. Some of these questions I'm going to ask you is this Denver or Milwaukee. you have to tell me which one. Okay. So, first one, Denver or Milwaukee brews more beer than any US city. Ooh. Denver or Milwaukee, that's tough because there's Coors and Miller. I'm gonna say Milwaukee. Incorrect, Denver. They have over 150 breweries.

Ah yeah, I guess that's true. They have so many breweries here. We have a lot too. We gotta be close to like top ten. But a lot of them are closing. A lot of them are closing down. They are. I think we're finally realizing the craft beer gotta go. It's why they I think I think the craze has stopped a little bit, you know Yeah, we're going less hippie in Milwaukee. We're like just give me the dive bar Cigarettes inside and I'm high life and I'm good. Yeah There was there was a boom that was that happened at some point and then now it's on like the decline I think with Milwaukee So like Denver here people love the craft beer like my friends like you're gonna become a craft beer guy

I'm like I can tell you for a fact. I'm not The breweries in Milwaukee like we just we don't care for the craft beer. We want to be entertained care for the craft beer, we want to be entertained. So I think we're getting to a lot of, like if you're not entertaining, you're just making like two beers and you're just a space, you're probably gonna die off pretty quickly. Yeah. Are you not entertained?

Exactly. All right. How many days of sunshine does Denver get a year? 300. That is correct. Yeah. Wow. That's a lot of sunshine. It's a lot of, it's so sunny right now, 60 degrees, my windows open. It's, it's great. I realized that windows, the doors open, the TVs on, this audio might be nasty, but yeah. And Wisconsin, I think it's the other 60. 65, yeah.

Yeah, I think that's all we get. That's all we get. And it's older in the summer. Exactly. In what city did the restaurant claim to invent the cheeseburger in 1935? Ooh, claim to invent. So this is either Denver and walk you yeah, I

Think it's Milwaukee Incorrect it's Denver the Humpty Dumpty drive-in in 1935 they claim to invent the burger Cheeseburger she oh cheeseburger so I was gonna say cuz I've seen a video or I'm pretty sure like the people Who think they invented the burger or? some kind of burger It was in New York And they put like just a hunk of meat between two grill grates and put into what looks like a toaster And then put in between two slices of white bread and they go crazy over it

But yeah the cheeseburger Denver Colorado interest. That's what it says All right, the giant 40 foot tall blank is peeking out of the Colorado Convention Center It's one of the most famous landmarks. What is peeking out of? The what the Colorado Convention Center a 40 foot tall what I? Feel like I live close to the Convention Center, a 40 foot tall what? I feel like I live close to the convention center. Um, what's peeking out of it? 40 feet tall. Is it a...

I don't know, is it a sword? It is a blue bear. I Don't know is it a sword it is a blue bear a blue bear Yeah, I feel like that should have been a better. I should have guessed much better than a sword Yeah, just a sword ain't like a 40 foot sword that's very funny Wind in Denver first legalized marijuana. 2016. Ooh, very close. 2012. 2012, okay. I knew it was... First state to ever do it.

First state to ever do it, yeah. First city to ever do it, actually. Interesting. 2012 is actually damn. That's that's a while ago. That's early. Yeah, yeah All right, he still hasn't done it Criminalized it I think Denver International Airport at the infidels for wild conspiracy theories including hidden bunkers mysterious murals and a giant Demonic blue horse called what I don't know what it's called I know it blew II I don't know but who you are so close you're so close What is it? Blue-sifer. Blue-sifer. Ah, okay. Blue-sifer.

And it's because it fell on the person who created it and killed him. Yes. And it's also got red eyes. Yeah. Yes. Blue-sifer. Yeah. Um, if you see a menu in Denver, beware because they have deep fried what?

Which is a local delicacy. Rocky Mountain oysters, which is Boltestis yes The first ever Mexican restaurant chain opened up in Denver in 1993 what is it? Mexican restaurant chain Night wait what time? 1993 Uh, is it the Rio Grande? Is that a chain?

Yeah, it's a chain It's a Mexican chain? Uh, Chipotle Chipotle? Oh, we were going like chain, chain, okay, yeah Whoops I was like, I don't know. I was thinking like specific here.

I'm like, how the, am I gonna figure that out? Chipotle, yeah, that's a better guess. This city invented the first typewriter. Milwaukee. That is correct. Yeah. Milwaukee has more of this per capita than anywhere else in the world.

Is it like drunk counties? No, this is just a city. Racism? More per capita. We have more... Oh shit. Parks? No.

Frozen Custard Stands. Frozen Custard Stands. Isn't that funny? We're like one of the coldest places, but we have so many Frozen Custard Stands. Well, it's actually just Custard St. And then we realized, you know what? We can open this year round and make it frozen nine months out of the year. Yeah.

Rockwell automation has a blank larger than Big Ben. Rockwell automation is the largest four-sided clock tower in the world. That is correct. There you go. Formerly known as Allen Bradley. Yes. Yeah. There you go. Formerly known as Allen Bradley. Yeah I know a good amount. I've been to the top of that clock tower. Why do you know that? Why do I know that? I throw that one in there for you. Yeah You've been to work. I used to work for Rockwell You've been on top of that. Yeah, I've been at top of the clock tower. I used to work for I was an intern at Rockwell I was a manufacturing engineer at their Mequon plant Wow. Yeah, I shouldn't have been but I was yeah nepotism all right

WWE wrestlers have a weird history when they come to Milwaukee and some of the people skip it. Why? What are you asking? WWE has a weird history when they come to Milwaukee and some wrestlers skip the visit to Milwaukee. Why? What is the weird history? Yeah. Why do they, what do they skip? I don't... There are two answers for this. Um... Is it like a polar plunge?

No. Um... I don't think you're gonna get this one, but- I've never watched the WWE in my life. It also has to do with baseball a little bit too because baseball players- the hotel that they stay in is supposedly haunted and then also WWE wrestlers have a weird thing called the Milwaukee Curse where more wrestlers get injured at Milwaukee than any other place Okay, two things that's well one thing the the hotel they stay at are you telling me in all the years? They've only stayed at one hotel. Well. Do you know what the hotel is? Do you know what the hotel is fister?

This is the fister. Yeah, yeah so it's mostly haunted in a one of the pictures for You know what the hotel is? Pfister. This is the Pfister? Yeah. Yeah. So it's mostly haunted in a, one of the pictures for the, I think the Cardinals said it was haunted and like stayed up all night, like trying to, cause he was so scared and like couldn't play the next day. It was, it's, yeah, it's wild.

Yeah. It's also a rough name for a hotel, the Pfister. Well, hardly even know her. Yeah, exactly. What is the name of the statue giving the thumbs up? Is it the bronze Fonz? That is true, the bronze Fonz, baby. I actually, you know, I've never seen that in person really It's kind of by the

Marcus theater Yeah, it's on those bridges that you walk across Okay, fish fries became popular with breweries Why? Okay. Yeah, okay. Fish fries became popular with breweries, why? Lent. Incorrect, I mean that's a good thought, but it was because they needed a way to keep customers during Prohibition. Interesting.

I think Lent's a good answer though. That's a really good answer. Yeah, I have to do something But yeah, there you go. That's the Milwaukee first I don't think I did overwhelmingly bad or overwhelmingly good You can tell that this middle or Milwaukee while I was there and I've only been here for a month. Yeah Yeah, It's slowly exploring. It's nice. I like exploring and finding new places. I'm hoping to find like my like favorite gems of restaurants here. Yeah. My buddy has this giant Excel spreadsheet of all the places him and his fiance have gone and they've ranked it from negative five to five and

Well, I'm like, all right, well we'll try these out definitely your your fives But I'm interested to see if any of his like negative numbers. I'm like, you know, I kind of like these I've already found one or two that I'm like, all right. These bagel places aren't as bad as you say they are but I'm excited. Yeah, I make my own opinions I'm I'm I'm obviously a big coffee Person coffee shop person here and one of my co-workers is like, oh, there's a new coffee shop that that opened up And I really like it's very cool And I went there and they have two outlets in the entire place and they are both right next to the bathroom

Yeah for me, oh they're both next to the bathroom. They're both next to the bathroom and then in like a window that is facing east. So if you go there in the morning you have just glaring sun at you next to the bathroom while you work. Yeah, that's, what's the coffee shop? Oh, it's coffee and beans, coffee shop? Oh? it's a Coffee and beans. I don't know it was something have you been to the Camaria coffee in Greenfield No is that I've only been to the maybe I have is it is in great my green day oh

I think it's Greenfield, it's right by Southridge Mall. Oh, right by Cop's? There used to be Starbucks. Yeah, there's a Camaria coffee, I recommend going there. Getting the Camaria latte. Make sure they put the sugar in it. It's just a little bit, but it's one of the best. I'm usually a black coffee person,

and that's why I'm not like a coffee shops for me are a big Atmosphere place yeah, and I work there can I do it? I really don't care about the coffee unless it's overwhelmingly sour because I'm just gonna get the smallest cup of coffee black and Sit so yeah, you're on vibes only yeah, yeah but this place I got the latte and usually not a milk person well like this is delicious but I recommend the Camario latte at I believe it's Camario coffee it's in the strip with we're like Wisconsin yeah I know where that is yeah it. It's it's busy too. Like people go there they just hang out. Yeah if I'm over there I'm usually at Bloom. Bloom's Coffee. They do like I think it's

carafe or I'm trying to I don't know if it's Turkish coffee or something I don't want to I want to I'm gonna butcher it but yeah, please a big plug for them They're gonna be really rolling in the so busy Bad chance to come here. Yeah, wouldn't it be cool? Yeah How long have we been going we have two minutes I think before your camera shuts off. Oh, alright, well let's... We can wrap it up. Did you just turn it off? No.

I was just checking. Just checking. I don't have it in battery, I have it plugged into the wall, so it might be continuous. Who knows? Who knows? Who knows? But I do want to end on the funny thing of AJ Dillon is probably listening to this right now. Oh, that would be great. You know?

Because AJ Dillon was looking of, well, going to be former Packers running back, AJ Dillon was looking for recommendations for a podcast. And our buddy who won the March Madness last year backers running back, AJ Dillon was looking for recommendations for a podcast and our buddy who won the March Madness last year is put in there, but he should listen to Fat Chance podcast. Yeah. So.

I doubt he's listening to it, but if he is, AJ, we appreciate it. Shoot me a DM. We'd love to have you on. You can come, you could just hang out with us. We'll have a game for you. But I think that should be a good thing, is if you listen to Fat Chance Podcast, and you made it this far,

get in some people's DMs that they should listen to the Fat Chance Podcast. Or if anyone's ever like, hey, what's a good podcast recommendation? Put the Fat Chance Podcast, tell a friend. Just for shits and gigs, even if you hate it. Just spread the name. Yes, then tell enemies.

Tell people you don't like to listen to this. Yeah, I want all those people. I want just a bunch of angry, bitter people who watch this all the time. You mean the internet? Yeah, I just, come on world. Come on it. We can talk about that off the pod,

but there's some crazy stuff going on in the scene and well not our scene but? Scene that's adjacent. Oh, I think I know you're talking about but yeah, we'll go into that Right now after we hang up on everyone else so Yeah, come to the golf outing. I don't know the golf outing drink booze better And Get some sweats get some sweats from comfort have yours come in yet mine has not came in yet Okay. Well mine just came out of the dryer. So I'm putting them on today but on three we're gonna clap and

It's probably gonna be what Judd calls a lag, but I don't get it. So three, two, one.