Fear& - A Very Light-Hearted Episode Where We Dont Broach Any Sensitive Subjects | Fear&

Episode Date: September 22, 2025

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where the crew is here and ready to go. Right? We're here and we're queer. That's right. We are here and queer specifically cutie and I. That's illegal now.

I don't even know what they're talking about. I'm a Republican. I'm a right-wing conservative. Me and my name is Hank. My buddy will. Look at how white he is. Available for any late night show

that would like to hire me. That's right. That's right. We are a comedy duo and we talk exclusively about how much we Oh, idiot. Jesus Christ of Nazareth. I thought they tied boobs to Jesus already, and guns.

Oh, God. You sound like one of them, queers. Oh, hold on. No, no, no, no, no. I can sound a lot less queer. Okay, let's hear it. Yeah, all right. Give us a shot.

Well, first of all. You're surviving in Trump's America. You have come to a checkpoint. They're trying to see, they're trying to make an assessment on how sufficiently pro-regime you are. go passport sir oh hey how are you aren't you at wrist looks a little did you heard it yeah no no i got in a i got in an accident while i was playing baseball where you headed today uh oklahoma city oh long way you're long way away from oklahoma city let me tell you now taking taking the long way huh scenic rap yeah well well listen here partner um i am just on my way to oklahoma city for pleasure

partner we're not partners we're officers we're officers of the law officer, of course. I have nothing but respect, and I back the blue. Oklahoma City. I'm visiting my friend. We're going on a hunting trip. And who's the young man in your passenger seat? Is that your son or a nephew? Oh, no, this is my cousin.

Cousin? Yeah, this is my cousin, Christian. And he... Cousin? We just... Kissing cousins? No, no, no, not kissing cousins. What kind of cousins? My mother's side of the family. It's Christian. He's... We just got back... What happened to his shirt? It looks like the bottom of it's missing.

His abs are exposed. Yeah, he, unfortunately, he got in a fire, and he stopped drop and rolled just in time before it got to his. You have a lovely time. Thank you very much. See? Oh, what do you think? Okay. Who's right on the racing?

We're almost saying you do a re-education. No, I can pass, I think. I think I really can. I think I could go be straight if I wanted to. I did it for many years. Yep. That's true. It's true.

But, yeah, we are under attack. America is under attack. That's right. And Jimmy Kimmel is friends for me. Yeah, by woke. By woke. By woke. We're under attack by woke.

That's what he means. Yeah. Okay. Make no mistake. Everybody, we love the president. And we will continue loving the president, but not a gay way. That's right. We're in a very straight, heteronormative fashion.

So I have a question. Do we think just that the age of late night shows is going to come to an end also? Oh, yeah. I think it was over already. Yeah. But that's besides. the point. So the reason why we're talking about this today is because maybe you heard about it already, but Jimmy Kimmel did one of his late night monologues, and he accidentally made the mistake

of, I guess, offending the Republicans. And they came after him pretty hard. It was fairly timid, I would say. There was nothing that was even remotely like controversial. The word I would use is innocuous. Yes, yes. March, can you pull that clip up? And while you're pulling that up, I'll get into it a little bit. But basically,

the Republicans have hated Jimmy Kimmel for good reason for quite a while. They don't like him because his son had cancer and he was crying about it, I believe. And Republicans took offense to that. Was that during COVID? Yeah. The vaccine could have earned it.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. The vaccine. No, no, no, no. You're on the right side of history. Yeah, I like that. Yeah. Faxsey could have made his son Autistic Day.

He was crying about that. Yeah, right. No, but basically he did this thing, which is, you know, inoffensive to the max. Because it's fucking Jimmy Kimmel. He's like very vanilla, I would say, beyond being like, ha-ha, orange man, bad. Anyway, let's take a look at this special. It was very offensive to the Republicans. With the Maga Gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk

as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it. In between the finger pointing, there was grieving. On Friday, the White House flew the flags at half staff, which got some criticism. But on a human level,

you can see how hard the president is taking this. My condolences on the loss of your friend, Charlie, Kirk. May I ask, sir, personally, how are you holding up over the last day and a half, sir? I think very good.

And by the way, right there, you see all the trucks. Don't laugh. It's inappropriate. Don't laugh. You're not allowed to. as you know, for about 150 years and it's going to be a beauty.

Yes. He's at the fourth stage of grief. Construction. Sickening. That's funny because, like, like, that's a decent joke. But, like, the funny aspect of it is just Trump, as always.

Because Trump is, like, uniquely funny. We'll call him unusual. Yeah. Yeah. He is just, like, a uniquely funny person. And I've been saying this. Like, he is too narty. narcissistic to, like, actually mourn another human being, even if he knew them very

closely, right? And it's very clear because people keep trying to be like, oh, how do you feel in this moment? There's been numerous occasions. Like, he got caught at Yankee Stadium dancing on 9-11, like having a grand old time doing the double dig suck. And he has said some other stuff as well. But basically, I mean, that's what it's called. It's funny that he and us the same thing on 9-11. Yeah, but I was just copying the press. Oh, yeah, on 9-11. I wasn't doing that on 9-11.

No, this 9-11. This 9-11. Oh, you know what happens every year? I got it. It happens every year. Here it is. Okay, God. You're not having a grand old time, okay?

Not a care in the fucking world. God, what a, what a psycho. This, oh, God, if he wasn't such a rapacious, fascist monster, he would be so awesome. No, I mean, but it's no shock. after 9-11, he was on the phone talking about how, now that the Twin Towers had fell, there were new... His buildings were now the tallest

buildings in Manhattan. And this was like while the smoke was still rising out of Manhattan. This is the morning of 9-11. While 9-11 is still happening. Okay. Yeah. Like, people... I don't even know if they had hit the Pentagon yet. United 93 was still in the air. Right? He's like, well, there's no Trump Tower

there, so it doesn't matter to me. Yeah. No, but it's crazy. They got more angry about what Kimmel said, which he didn't even say anything. He didn't even say that it was a MAGA guy. They just said he just said that they wouldn't accept the fact of the possibility it could be. And then he went on to show a clip of Trump and they're not upset

that Trump isn't adequately mourning the loss of Charlie Kirk. Because Trump is the call leader. I think part of them the network caving so completely is a great indication that no young people are watching TV anymore. Oh yeah. And they are all clamoring for

very conservative and very elderly eyes on their programming. I don't even think this was a play for audience capture in any way, shape, or form. Because like Jimmy Kimmel is like, he's hosted like the Oscars and stuff. These guys don't have any real audience, but like they're just kind of there for prestige, right? Yeah. But what ended up happening is ever. Yeah. So Next Star, which is the local television broadcaster media conglomerate, uh, distributes ABC and has like ABC affiliate channels. And Next initially was the company

that said, we are taking this off distribution, how dare you do this, Jimmy Kimmel. And then we found out it was because the head of the FCC, which is the regulatory body that's supposed to make sure that you don't like say slurs or curses on television, things of that

nature, and actually is tasked with media mergers and things of that nature came out on Benny Johnson. He's a fucking right wing podcaster. He used to work at BuzzFeed, actually, until he got fired for plagiarism. And also an in the closet, in the closet, gay man who is not allowed to travel. This is really complicated.

Who's not allowed to travel on work trips any longer. He's gay? Oh, yeah, he's super gay. That's... His wife has made it, his wife... That's so awesome. That's my favorite Republican. This is like inside baseball conservative goss for all of you that don't know.

Benny Johnson used to go on work trips all the time because as one does, right? His wife now does not allow him to go on work trips alone. where he is around men. Oh, that's that, you know, that's a lot of work. Yeah. So in any case, that's crazy. Yeah. In any case, what I was saying is Next Star was pressured by FCC.

Yeah. Because the FCC straight up said ABC, Nextar, all these other channels that are distributing Jimmy Kimmel's broadcast footage, the head of the FCC said, you know, you either do something about it. We can do it the easy way or we can do it the hard way. So NextR, which currently has a merger deal in place to purchase Tegna to become the 80%, like to own basically 80% of all local television networks, 80% in 40 states, was obviously very invested in playing ball with the Trump administration to allow that merger to go through. It's a $6 billion deal.

so they are the ones who put pressure on ABC and Jimmy Kimmel. And there's other reporting from the Rolling Stone where they talked to insiders at ABC and Disney where the executives were apparently pissing their pants, in fear, knowing full well that Jimmy Kimmel had said nothing offensive at all, but they were so terrified of the Trump administration's pushback that they had to take action.

This is where we're at now. So what sort of things can be done from a consumer standpoint? As consumers can we, I know this is a very lib thing to say, but like boycott ABC or go after the advertising dollars of ABC. No one watched Jimmy Kimmel anyway. I know. Well, that's the problem is now they're forcing us to defend Jimmy Kimmel.

Yeah, which I am. I am 100% tent toes down a Kimmelhead, Jimmy Kimmel, you are my. God. I love the man show guy. Yeah, big man show guy. I fuck it. I like Adam Carolla now. Wow. Yeah. That's my third favorite Jimmy. Yeah. Yeah. My first about Cricket and Fallon first. Well, Fallon is next, apparently. Well, yeah, so the FCC guy. I like Glick, too. FCC, don't fuck with me. Yeah, well, no, they don't fuck with any of us. And they're, he's, he's, he's put together like a list of people where he thinks that he

include the likes of the View. Jimmy Kimmel? Or Jimmy Fallon? Seth Myers. Yeah, Seth Myers. Late night with Seth Myers. Yeah. And I don't know what they're using as a reason to go after them other than the fact that they disagree with the Trump administration. Or they have an

obligation to tell the truth or something like that, which is what Fox News does all the time, right? They always tell the truth. They definitely weren't famously in a lawsuit in which they lost hundreds of millions of dollars for... It was a billion. It was a billion dollars for Dominion.

Dominion for lying about the voting machines. I'm convinced that I'm having an aneurysm because I'm having an ice pick headache, like right in here. And so I told myself it's because I haven't drink enough water. So my blood is really thick. And so I have to drink until here before I can hang out with you guys. Yeah. But I'm just going to drink and deal here and then I can hang out. No, no, you're okay.

No, I get it. Do you want to just slam it right now? No, no. Let her take her time. Oh, go, go, chug. Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck. Have some respect for yourself, pledge. Get your fucking elbows up.

Come on. Chug, chug, chug. Neo-fight cutie Cinderella for the first time today. You want to be a cap of sig? Wait, do they make girls do that, too, at sororities? Oh, they make them do, like, way worse shit, I feel like that. Yeah, I've never heard about hazing for women. I've heard what they do is they make you sit on a laundry machine, like an old laundry machine.

Okay, don't tell that. And whatever jiggle. they draw with a black Sharpie over that is incredible that's horrible yeah Austin is gay

so he's like what do you mean they would have to draw a whole circle around my double D's Sererity hazing is way dead Austin's like damn

that's what I do to my twinks that is not sure that is a crazy thing to say that is a crazy thing that I cut their alfalfa budget

that is a crazy thing to say I would never do that now that I can hang out I have to tell you guys a story okay we've all been there

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So you want us to gas like you too? No, I need the, you're, you're acting crazy. No, I need your honest, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, I don't think it's though. I don't think you should be criticized for this because you're getting another perspective. I need another perspective on this story specifically. Okay. It's a, it's a Not like what Ray told you? No, I think it's fine, but I can't tell if we're being women. Okay. I can't tell her as a man. I can't tell if we're being too...

I don't know if we can win in this situation. Okay. I think I'm the only one that can deliver the sound reason. We don't even know what the story is. Because you guys are straight, so you're automatically losing. Yeah. Because you're man's playing. I always give great advice.

Well, no, you do. But you're straight, so it has to come from me. You should start telling me the advice. And I will say it. Shut! Like cutie speech. the fucking story. I'm sorry. I was just trying to set the stage. We deserve to lose late late. Go ahead. We don't deserve late night. Go ahead, cutie. I'm sorry for interrupting

this. So, they interrupted me interrupting you. I'm 99% sure I got sexually assaulted. Well, of course you did. That's, I don't know if I did. Well, yes, you did. We believe you. Okay. Well, wait. Let me tell you this story. What the fuck happened? Okay. So. Judy. What? You literally, this is every time. What are we going to do here? Every time, could you be like, let me tell you guys a fun story about what happened. And we're like, if it's Austin, we know it's either gay shit or planes.

It was Christmas. They left me alone with my uncle. No, no, no. It's like, here's a story about what happened. And it's like the 35 days of the most traumatic incidents that have ever taken place. Here I am trying to do comedy as I'm drowning. Okay. What happened?

Sexual assault. I might have been. Okay. So is not funny. No, it's not. Don't laugh. I'm allowed to laugh in my pain. I'm not laughing.

I went and got a massage. Okay. Okay. I know. See, this is a face. Are we sure? We don't know. So listen here.

I mean, I have a story about that too. I've had many massages in my life. Okay. So I go to get a massage. It's a couple's massage. Me and Ludwig. And, and I walk in, and this lady, the lady who's my masseuse, comes up to me, and she goes, you're very beautiful. And I go, wow, thank you so much.

And she's like, no, really? And I was like, okay, thanks. That's fine. A compliment, it's fine. I'm not sexually assaulted yet. No, it's just funny. It's funny because you said, the lady said, you're very beautiful. And your response was, I guess, so, you were so, you were so in disbelieved that she had to be like, no, really.

Yeah. Yeah. So she said, no, really. And I was like, okay, cool. Thank you so much. Like, I wouldn't think anything of that. Whatever happens. Sometimes you get called beautiful. And then we go to start the massage. And we're doing the massage and my shoulders are fucked up. She's like, what do you want me to focus on? I'm like shoulders. And so she's on shoulders and I'm face down. And then she goes to legs. Okay. And this massage, I decided not to wear underwear. Sometimes I wear underwear. Sometimes I don't wear underwear. And she starts massage in my butt, which, Usually they massage your butts. Yeah. And she's going down my leg. And as she swoops by my side thigh, her fingers like touch my vagina. And I'm like, oh my God. And I literally like clench and I like, I'm like this. I'm like, was that an accident?

Like, you know, and she keeps going down my legwig is in the room. Yes. But he's also getting a massage. She doesn't know that she's. Did he get a little ball scoop? I will. Wait, I asked. Okay.

So, so then I'm like, this is weird. I've had so many massages. I was like, that has to be an accident, right? But then as you know, they work the same muscle a few times. So she goes back up and I'm sitting there like bracing myself

and then sure enough it happens again. And I'm like, okay, but she had like a European accent. I was like maybe she's like really comfortable. Like I'm like sitting there gas at myself. I'm like maybe that's just like how she does it. Okay.

How much clarification? What kind of touch are we talking like? Is it like grazing the lips? Yeah, like like tips of the fingers like like like, like his hand is my pussy and it's like so like

that's a pretty solid touch it felt like a solid touch we're not talking the sides we're talking like the main surface no no no we're talking the sides so it's like if your vagina is like who vagina lips so these are the lips

is this to scale but your legs yeah yeah your legs these are the legs I need you to be the legs thank you it's like she's rubbing so this is my back right and so she's

She's like, she rubs my butt and then she comes here and it's like, and I'm like, oh. Like she didn't need to turn like that. No. And usually they are way down here, right? But it was like, oh, and she like got a little. Did you have a towel over you? So I did, but not when she touched because it was under the towel. Oh, she went under the towel.

Yeah. That's interesting. I know. And so and then part of me is like gaslighting because like ladies. Sometimes like the gooch is a little sensitive, right? And so you can't, you're like, is that gooch or pussy? Oh. Oh, but even then they shouldn't be that close.

Yeah, no, even the, okay, so continue. And so I'm like, I'm like sitting there and I'm like, dude, am I, am I, is this what, like, what is happening? Like, I'm just sitting there, like, kind of in shock. How many, how many pass by is? Three. That's an excessive amount. And then, Austin, I'm. Every time.

Yes. Every time. I'm going to need you to lay. Okay. You want me to lay on the death? Wait. And so then we, we flip, okay. So then she does my other.

So your pussy's out at this point, staring at the ceiling. Well, wait. No. So now we flip because now your back is up and I'm like, okay. Like, am I crazy? Like maybe she's just whatever. So now I'm laying flat. So now I need you to lay flat. Okay. Yes, it's important. Lay down? Yeah. This table going to be able to hold? Yeah. Yes. My pussy lips. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Uh-huh. Okay. So keep in mind that usually you have like a towel. Howl on you, huh? Okay. Yeah, okay. So usually, if I am, if I'm the masseuse, I would, I won't touch your pussy, but I'm just going to show you something.

So usually, if I'm massaging this, I'll, like, tuck, right? I'll do a little hook around. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, no, but also you need a microphone. And then, oh, you want me there? I got it. Okay. So usually you do a little tuck of Rooney, and now I'm massaging, right?

Massage, massage, massage. So then, if you guys have ever had a tie massage, all of a sudden, she lifts my leg up. So, Ben, she lifts my leg up like this. And usually, if you're getting the tie massage, they would tuck so you have a little dipey, like this. So you're going to dipey. I've never had a tie massage. She does not tuck and it's just like this

and then she bends me open like this and she does like a rub and I'm like what is happening and then she goes like this to the point that I feel the shit fall off my coochie! Okay that part what she's doing is not a time massage

is a sports massage. Oh, sports sure. Like what she's doing I've had done and it's normal but it's a sports massage. Okay. I feel like I normally get a dype. Okay, so the problem wasn't...

The problem wasn't the leg movement. The problem was that Austin's coochies out, your coochies out. Yeah, you may a couple. I would, thank you. I mean, I personally would feel uncomfortable even if I as a man. Did she touch you in the front? So kind of the same thing, but this time it was like thumb, thumb grazing vagina. And then, wait, so then I'm sitting there and I'm like still like gaslighting myself.

I'm like, okay, maybe she's just like, like, like, I'm just like, I. I am uncomfortable to the point when she goes to my next leg to lift it up and do that whole thing where Kucci goes out, I snapped my leg back down. I was like, no, like, I don't want to do that. It's like snapped down. Like, okay. And so in my head, I'm like, okay. Did you make like a noise where like, no, I don't want it or anything like that? No, I didn't. It sounds stupid, but I like. Panicking. I'm like pan. I'm like in shock. I'm like, this can't be real. And I also like, don't like. I'm like, am I being, am I overthinking? Like, I don't know. And so then I remember having this conscious thought where I'm like, okay, when she goes. goes to my chest, I'll know for sure. Because, like, boob is boop, right? Boob is fucking boob. Yeah, you can't. And usually you get a massage up here. They usually won't even, like, rub a guy's chest unless you ask for it.

Yeah. Wait, I have, oh, this is crazy. Okay, keep gone. So, so usually they'll do, like, clavicle, right? And, like, that's most on than shoulders again. Yeah. I get my tities massage. Well, I ask for it because my pecks are so tight, but usually they won't touch your

pecks unless you're like, hey. I've never asked for it. I thought it was normal. So, so then, like, if her. Her hands are going down like this. Essentially, her thumb kept accidentally catching the cover. Like, and I felt it just, like, slightly move a ton. Like, every time she'd go down my arm or my side, she would, like, it would, like, move a little bit to the point that I'm like, I swear to God, my nipples out.

Like, I was like, I swear to God. And my eyes are, like, covered because they put the thing on your face. And so I'm, like, twisting around like this, like a little bit. And she's, like, you know, down here or whatever. and then I get it enough off my eyes and I look and my nipples fucking out like and I'm like oh my god and so I like pull it up

and I'm like what is going on here and so I adjust so I'm like kind of adjusting and like twitching like multiple times here and like I'm not saying anything and I don't know why but I'm just like kind of in shock so it all ends

okay it ends she leaves I stand up and I'm like I'm like out of there Like, Ludd is still, like, laying there. And I was like, I'm going. I'm going. Sure.

Like, I'm out. And so then we go into like, so usually when you get a massage, they have like a little waiting room that has like candles and tea and stuff and you can like sit there and like debrief. We walk in there and he's like, do you want to sit? And I'm like, no, no, I just want to go. And he was like, what? And I was like, yeah, I want to go. So we're in there. And then we get up and leave.

So I go to the dressing room. I've got to like draw this out. So, so, okay. Yep. Thank you. Okay. No, it's going to make sense. The blueprint of the massage parlor.

So this is like the little lobby. Okay, so we're in the little lobby. I walk out. This is the lockers. Was this like a nice massage place? Yeah. I've been there before. These are the lockers and like this is the bathroom.

And then this is like a wall partitioner and you can walk through this hallway and go to the front lobby to check out. And this is like the like area. So I walk in here to the lockers and I'm standing at the lockers and I'm like, you know what? I don't feel comfortable changing in open air. Like right now I feel a little weird. So I walk into the bathroom with a little bathroom over here behind the wall petitioner. Keep in mind. Like that's a wall petitioner that's a hallway.

And so I'm in the bathroom. The weird thing about this bathroom. I don't know why, but I've always noted that it's weird is like kind of like how Hassan's doors are like frosted. They're like frosted but a little less frosted than that. Like you can clearly see silhouettes when someone's in the bathroom. You can see them sitting on the toilet.

Like, it's a panel door like that. You can see silhouettes. And the rest of the locker room is really low light. And the bathroom, just like these panel doors, if the, if the lights on in the bathroom, you know someone's in there. Like, especially if all the other lights are like low and off, right? Yeah. So I go in the bathroom and I'm fucking naked because I'm changing.

So I'm changing the bathroom. I'm naked. All of a sudden, not even a knock, someone starts pulling on the door handle trying to get in. And so I like, breeze and I'm just like okay and I can see their silhouette like because it's like see through they can you know I'm fucking in there the lights on you can see me do you say like I'm in here so I don't say anything and they're just like standing there and I'm like clearly they realize that the lights on whatever so that I keep getting dressed and then they do it again like like shaking it this time

and I go in here and then they stop and I'm like okay and so I hurry and change I walk out it's my fucking masseuse just standing there like right here by the locker. So I have to walk around this wall petitioner. And I'm like, what the, and I just bolt out. I don't say anything. I'm just like, what the fuck? I bolt out. I walk around and I look back before I go into the lobby. She's just standing there. She didn't even go into the bathroom.

Weird. What the fuck? I, so. So anyway, I felt super violent. I mean, I think you were violated. I can't. You think she's like. What did, what happened to Ludwig? So then I get in the car and I start telling Ludwig all of this.

like, I was like, because usually when you have a couple's massage, they kind of mimic each other too. And I was like, have you ever, like, did she stretch you at all? I was like, dude, she was stretching in. She wasn't giving me the dipey. Like, it was like out there. And he was like, no. And I was like, I was like, how close did she get? Because just in my head, because I've had so many massages. I'm like, I swear they've never gotten even close enough to even question. Yeah. If it's like anything. And he was like, he was like, he was like, it wasn't even like, she was like probably two inches lower than boxers would be. And I was like, She wasn't even near his...

No. Interesting. I mean, it seems a little fishy here. I know. I think, you know. Definitely a little touch and go. Yeah. I've had massages.

Like, we had this guy that used to give massages at our gym, and they were athletic massages. But we all commented on the fact that he would, like, pull down our shorts and massage our butt cheeks. but I don't know if that's a part of the... I'm not... I'm being serious. I'm being genuinely serious. Do you work at the gym?

No, he was like a... He was an athletic. He was, he was like... He was outside the gym. No. He was a certified massage guy. So for the gym? Like, his role is to do massage.

Well, we, he didn't work for the gym, but we hired him outside of the gym. And he would do these massages where he would like realign your muscles. Austin, hold the fucking phone. I don't want to take away from your story because I'm just trying to... I was just trying to see if this was like

if this is like standard protocol for masseuse. Yes, your ass is a part of your body. Yes, they will massage your ass, but it doesn't, but random guys in the street massaging your ass, there's a little different. This wasn't a random guy in the street. He was a he was, he was, he

worked as an independent contractor at our gym. At our gym. Did he work out at the gym or was he a part of the gym? Well, he worked out there sometimes too, but it was Austin, did you find a guy at your gym and you're like can you rub and tell me and I'll give you

money? No he did it for multiple. He was a personal trainer. He did it for a long time. No, he was a personal trainer and he did these painful massages where he would like pour oil on us. Yeah. And he would realign our muscles like with like really intense. And then there was a part of the massage and we all talked about it. They're like, is there a part of the massage where like you're wearing underwear and then he pulls down your

pants and realigned your... It is weird to pull down your pants. Well, that's what he did. he would like put it. Usually they would kind of give you a thong. No, no. He would he, he would just pull down the boxers. Yeah, that's not good. Where was he doing this? Well, QD, I will say in your instance, it is a massage technician's job to like constantly be gauging your comfort level. Yeah. It sounds like you were given really clear signs that you weren't comfortable. Yeah. And so maybe like I'm a little worried when I've ever had like a nice massage where

they're like especially with the stretching yeah like when I was um uh in Vegas the last time I we were at the Belagio and I got a massage every single day sometimes twice a day fucked me with your with the fucking with you stick it with the bill no no that would have been awesome I was supposed to get like a like a super fun he did get a super fun massage no I didn't he didn't get the one he wanted because there wasn't time he got to fire an ice massage instead of a good I got a fucking, what's a good holiday massage? It was a special one that came with a facial. Yeah, I got a

icy hot rock. I got a icy hot rush shoved up my ass. I got the same one. It was fabulous. Okay. I got the same one. You can't even complain. Yeah, because you wanted the icy hot rock shoved up your ass. It was fantastic. But what I'm saying is

whenever I have a massage that has like a level of stretching, usually they'll check in and be like, doing okay? It's everything okay? Is it weird? Is this all right? Yeah. Even when I got to, when they were showing that cold rock up my asshole. Yeah. Like when I've had masseuses before they touch my butt say, is this okay?

And I'm like, yeah, that's fine. You know, I mean, even. But it's weird because I've never had anyone graze my vagina. Even in facials, you know, they'll have me take my shirt off. Yeah. And they'll ask me if I'm comfortable. What? You're the same guy at the gym?

Hey, he's been hurt too. They take my pants off from my face. I'm like, yeah, we found this random guy at the gym And he keeps rubbing his butts Cool He sells poppers to people I don't know I think it's weird that he was touching your his butts

Yeah, he was touching his butts I think it's fine that he touched your butts I think it's weird that he's pulling down your pants He wouldn't pull down the pants He wouldn't even say anything That's weird Just to put into context When I was doing massage

Like cupping and sports massage for boxing Yeah My technician at the gym would touch my butt Yeah. But she would always check in and be like, hey, I'm going to work on your glute. Yeah. And they'd call the glute.

That's a professional. What did the guy call it? He's like, juicy ass. Hey, it's time for the juicy ass. I'm going to love that, bitch. Yeah, let me loom it out. But he would also get in like the crevice. What?

Wait, that's weird. Not the crevice, like the, there's like a muscle. The inside of your machine. Your gooch? There's like a. There's like a, there's like a, there's a, there's a muscle there. He did it under the guys of sort of realigning the muscles. I don't think that's, I think he's, I think he's,

I think he's a, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, he no longer does massages at the gym. Yeah. Because he's not the gym's massage guy. But he's not the gym's massage guy. He's a bodybuilder. He's Austin. He was a bodybuilder.

I don't know how to communicate this with you. That was, it's kind of like this. It also really hurt. It's kind of like. this. Massaged in. Random guy is a chiropractor. You go to the chiropractors office, they're a chiropractor.

If they come up to you and they go, let me realign your fucking, let me realign your back and then start rubbing your asshole. Then they're not, probably not a chiropractor in that situation. The craziest part about it is before the massage, I said my shoulder is the problem. Like, I was going in for my shoulder. Oh, no. And when I went in previously beforehand to another masseuse, because after he didn't fix my shoulder

I went into another guy and all they did was focus on the shoulder they didn't go to my butt I can't even laugh anymore because I'm pretty sure you were touched Yeah I'm pretty sure Oh don't worry I'm a dentist Let me just put my dick in your mouth

My point for bringing this up is I think maybe I think I was just wondering if that's what was I think my problem was I just At first I was like okay Am I being dramatic? Am I being dramatic? Am I being crazy? Am I being crazy? Like, all this stuff.

The only reason that I think, like, for the record, I could still kind of convince myself that I was just being crazy. Like, I don't know. But her following me into the bathroom is weird. Yeah, that feels is like, that makes it kind of like all packaged together where I'm like, oh, yeah, I don't think,

I don't think that was an accident. Do you guys know I had a massage business in high school? I want to sell something. I sell everything I own. Constantly. Because I always want new things, so I have to sell my old things. Out with the old and with the new. Yeah.

And you know what? It doesn't hold me back being stupid and dumb. Because sometimes I'm stupid and dumb, but even a dummy like me can figure out how to use Shopify. Me too. I'm also stupid. You're not in this conversation. But I also use shop. Shut up.

You've never sold anything in your life. I sell so much merchandise at Shopify. You wish you could sell like I do. Sorry, you were saying something. So anyway, I sell everything I find. Sometimes I find. sand dollars and I take them home and I think freak you know who would love this they're small mollusks yeah okay the mollusks would like it back and they're able to buy it on my shopify.com website

the children of mollocks and selling them at shopify i don't know why you're always making this about you what is he doing what is he doing anyway turn those what ifs and why not and keep giving those big dreams your best shot with shopify that's awesome and i have big dreams to return all of the sand dollars to the mollisks if they want to purchase them from me and you can sign up for your $1 per month trial start selling today at Shopify.com slash fear. Go to shopify.com slash fear.

That's Shopify. dot com slash fear. What? That you gave massages? He would go to the gym and he would tell people that he was a license massage therapist. I actually stopped

because there was one faculty member who kept coming to get massages. Ew. It was really awkward. Will does have fantastic hands. I learned to give massages because when my dad had cancer, he had a masseuse and I like took an interest in it and so I learned like how to give

do you do it's chair massage it's not a table massage were your clients straight men no they were just other people in my dorm in high school well because I I have a friend of mine who is married to a woman and he tells me about this like very he's like yeah I have this gay friend that's very muscular that gives me massages for free and that's dope and I I I gave chair massages I'm confused what are you what is your What's happening with massages in your... There's so many massages. So you're saying it's weird because a man is touching him?

No. I just, just the way he just... Gay men can give massages. Is it a chair massage or a table? Because chair massages, there's like almost... Well, I don't know. Just the way he described it. Well, I could say a beautiful buxomist woman gave me a massage.

A free massage? From a just a random... How often is it free? He said it was like, he was getting it like once... To be fair, when I go to eating it. EDC, I get a free massage every day at EDC after I get a massage at the hotel. From who? You pointed at Marsh.

No, no, no, it's in the artist area. Oh, they have one guy that I go to. And he is a very large. Well, he pointed out me because I know. Yeah. Well, it's fantastic. Well, anyway, I think everybody should be able to do. I'm old, though. I need the maintenance on my body.

I think I should get more. I think we should get more massage. I mean, not, not, maybe, maybe put some. this is between the last one. I was going to say, I'm just going to start wearing like pasties and boxers. Yeah.

I'm just, and just feel like, please don't get near. Please don't touch my no-no square. I think it's understandable you felt by later. I don't think you were gas. It's weird, though.

I've had so many massages. I've never felt that my whole life. I've had a blind man giving me massage before. They're not. They're probably very good at it. I know they were incredible, but they had to give me like a warning beforehand. Because apparently.

I have no idea where I had my hand might go straight. I've never seen a human body before. It was like very respectful. They were like, Hey, a lot of people aren't comfortable with getting a massage from him. And I was like, oh, my God, of course. Wait, what? He gave you a fucking warning.

Yeah. It's a great marketing tool. I'm so in touch with my sense. He's like, I'm going to do some work on your eyebrow. You're like, that's my pussy. My eyebrow. Your eyebrow. An eyebrow massage.

Anyway, it was just, it was like bizarre that it was a woman. I was like, I don't know. Yeah. I, well, is anybody told you that you weren't violated? No. Okay, good. But I just, I guess it's just, it was just, it was just. The way you presented the story leaves no alternative option.

Well, maybe, because I feel a little crazy. No, you're not crazy. I feel like, what the hellie? No, no. But I, yeah, so that's never happened to me. And that was a surprise. I felt, you'll, I felt real caca. I went home and I show.

I was like, ew, my vagina got touched. Yeah. I wonder if you guys are in the same boat as me on this or like, in a situation like that, if I was uncomfortable I would never be able to verbalize I couldn't know me neither there's no way I'd probably I'd probably laugh and try to make them

more comfortable I've had the opposite end of this spectrum get right in there I didn't know I go whoops up oh that was a little close I'd be uncomfortable so I'd be try to make them comfortable it's so quiet at the spa you don't want to be like hey stop it have you ever had to missus just beat the ever-loving

shit out of you yes but it's not bad though I love it yeah it's good afterwards That's kind of like that... What? At my gym. Oh, my God.

Bro, you are... Bro, let it go. This guy literally assaulted you. I don't want to laugh. I don't want to laugh. He was huge, too. He was like... He was like...

He was like... He was like... He poured oil on me out of, like, one of those shaky... Like, one of those shaky cups. He brought his own oil to the gym. He poured an oil out of a protein shaker. Yes. That's crazy.

He was just lathering me up. What do you want from me? What do you want from me? How did the gym not catch on? Someone in the comments is going to talk about how fucking insensitive I am. But what do you want? We're like, oh, this big guy would take my pants. I did not.

Oh, he locked me up about it. I am not scarred from it, okay? In no point. I'm not scarred from my other. No, I don't want to diminish anybody else's. No, I'm not scarred. open an old body bottle I remember it was in one of those

cups with the shakers that's insane wasn't even warm or it no I mean he put it in the microwave before I mean you just kept saying you know I'm really doing this for pleasure you know I'm mixing business and pleasure

I don't know I don't know what he did he was like a I don't know he was I don't know he never sorry Austin it never did But we're starting to get around the gym That everybody was talking about it He was deep in like a bunch of bucks

Yeah but he was doing guy Like my trainer's like 6, 7 Like really tall dude And he was like yeah He pulled my pants down to him Wait But Austin I'm still having

I want to tell you his name But I don't want to This guy Wait what is this name of Well can we bleep it out We'll believe it out But his name was What does that have to do with that?

I just feel like it's kind of a pervy name You can't just say There's a pervy name Wait, wait, wait, he kind of had to Hold on, hold on, hold on. You still haven't explained to us if he was hired by the gym specifically.

Well, the gym didn't pay him. I think he had to give a cut to the gym. That's crazy. So like the gym, he had to pay the gym to be there. To do massage you. Yes. Yeah.

So you paid him and then he gave a cut to the gym. Yeah. Okay, that makes a little bit more sense. Was this on a massage table? I think. Wait, no. You think? Yeah.

It was a massage table. I think. It was a table. He brought his own table. Okay. The room was It seems more like a professional operation. He put us in the posing room. There's a lot of mirrors. Okay. So so it seems like it was a professional operation and it wasn't because the way you presented the story at first seemed like you just walked up to a random hunky guy.

No. He was offering back alley massage. I don't. I think he would, I don't know if he was licensed or not. He like rented a room out of the gym. Yeah. He rented a room and he used did massage. Okay. Anyway, it's all good. And then the gym five. hired him. Well, they didn't, yeah. It wasn't working out. It wasn't working out. So what else is going on this week? I was going to say to you guys, and I don't want to seem insensitive, but I've been thinking about this. And I'm afraid to say it. Oh, no. If you haven't noticed, Hassan has a really nasty, ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly gross zit on the side of his face. It's really gross. And it's hard to look at. It's really hard. It's hard for all of us to look at. And you know what? I hope he would do. I hope he would use. Zoc Doc because I use this

and you should too. Find someone to fix your ugly face. Oh, for your horrible, nasty, ugly zits. Is that what you do? Yeah, I would. It's too bad that Zoc Doc can't fist personalities. Wait, they could if you would just find a therapist on Zoc Doc. That's right, you guys.

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Slash fear. You should get that cough checked out. And I'm afraid to say it. Oh, no. But we can always cut it. I want to start off by saying, I am not pro-pandemic. What are you about to say to us? I am not pro-pandemic.

I do not, it was a horrific time. COVID was a horrific time. And I don't want to live it again. Okay. But sometimes I look at the world today, and I actually think that today is worse times than the COVID-19 pandemic. In many ways. We are under a fascist.

I mean, less people are dying actively, at least. Right. Well, that's what I'm saying. And I don't want to take away from people that are dying. Or I don't want people to be dead. Okay. But my point is, in some ways, the world today is so horrific. And should we cut that?

No, you can say that the world is horrific. No, the world is horrific. We were under a, you know, there's an, you know, there's an act of genocide going on in Palestine. We're under a fascist regime and we're accelerating. I mean, we're already there, you know. Things are pretty bad. It's pretty fucking bad. They're designating trans people as terrorists.

I mean. So what are you trying to do? You're trying to get a new virus going? No, I'm not saying we should start another pandemic. I was just making an observation if anybody, if anybody agreed with you. We are going to China. Yes. We stop at Wuhan.

There's a virology institute in Wuhan. Many of you might have heard of it. It's called the Wuhan Verology Institute. I was just presenting it as, do you guys agree with me? I think things are worse now than they were in 2019. I don't think it's a complete overreaction. Right. I'm not saying...

I think it's within the realm of possibility. Yeah, I'm not saying that we need another pandemic. I'm not saying that it was a good time. But, comparatively speaking, I was thinking about it. I was like, wow, that was a horrific time. And my God, it's worse now. Somehow, it's worse. Yeah.

You know? It's fair. Anyway, just an observation thought I'd throw that out to the group. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we also need to talk about David. Singer, songwriter, David. he apparently was so prolific

as an artist I didn't even know that I was listening to one of his songs that went viral on TikTok Which one was it? I forget the name But it's like I pull it up

You know which song it is I don't I don't care how long What side of TikTok are you on? I didn't get that If you play that I think Marsh was just saying I don't

No but that is literally the Oh How long? No, romantic homicide does get it. He's got a song called Oh, you haven't seen this. Oh, my God. Hold on.

Hold on. That's a part of the story, but that's not the song. Let's get to that later. We're going to get to that in a second. Okay. I think it's here with me. I think that's the one.

I have to pee, but I know this story. I'll be able to jump back in. Okay. That's the big one. Would you grab me a bag of questions when you come back? What about the one where he's in a bloody t-shirt in the back of a car? Well, I sent you, I sent him. a tweet, I sent him a tweet

that goes over that. Okay, so play here with me for a second. I need rudely interrupted me. Okay, hold on, just listen. You've not heard this. No. Play the I never heard this.

Never heard this. Okay, so this song was everywhere. It's got 244 million views on YouTube. It was like huge. It was a huge hit from two years prior. And I didn't even know this guy was responsible for it. Well, it turns out there was plenty we didn't know about David's background. Plenty, plenty we didn't know.

Plenty we didn't know. Well, this is how it all started. So, I think it was, what day was it? It's like a week or so ago? I'd know nothing about it. Police responded to a call of a foul smell in a Hollywood impound lot coming from a Tesla that was impounded, okay? When officers discovered that in the frunk There was a body

A disfigured A disfigured dismembered body This mended body It wrapped in a bag That was decomposed Horrificly Yes, her comperectly Yeah

So They identified the body as a Well first they didn't identify the body Hold on We're gonna get there You're jumping ahead in the story So hold on there I don't know

They found They found this body I was really coming together on that story. I even wrote notes. The car had a Texas license plate that was connected to David Anthony Burke, also known as the singer-songwriter, David with a four. Have that right. Okay. Now, we, many of you in the audience probably are already familiar with them, but for those of you who don't know, like Will, and I didn't know this background on him either, but David used to be a Fortnite player, and before he was a singer-songwriter, he was a Twitch streamer.

and so he was he was a part of the community in some ways but basically Will said wash your hands before you get me chips I don't want pee-p chips do I look like someone who doesn't wash my hands yes I don't want to answer that can I say something strange

I said it to be funny do you guys if you're at home alone and you pee do you wash your hands afterwards that's what a non that's what a pee-hand man looks like Yeah, absolutely. If you were at home alone, do you wash your hands?

If I was about to grab someone food? No, yes, of course. No, he's just saying home alone. If you're home alone, you're playing video games, you got to piss, you go pee, do you wash your hands afterwards? No. Sometimes, sometimes not. But I also. Thank you.

I thought I was the only fucking one. But I also don't touch my dick. That's what, yeah, I just. You know what I am? I wash my hands before I touch my penis. So you don't get your dick dirty. That's right. I got a clean penis.

Hell yeah. All right. All right. Getting back to the story, the license plate is tied back to David Anthony Berg, 20-year-old singer-songwriter, also known as David. And David is on tour. David actually is performing that night. And he continues performing for the next couple spots for his new album that just came out. Right. Now, obviously, at first glance, a lot of people know him.

He's always presented himself as this, like, super nice guy, super kind guy. Found out later that he was also, like, he had, like, a David's Prayer thing, like, his Christian, a bit of a red flag, maybe, for that level of, like, performative Christianity. But regardless, I actually met him for 30 seconds at Terry Yomi's birthday party, and my takeaway from that interaction was, like, wow, this seems like a very nice guy, like, surprising. But the reason why I'm describing this is because apparently David had a very shadowy, mysterious. dark side and uh that nobody really knew about so once this story comes out everyone's like oh that can't be our day right like people were basically saying like okay the police actually come out

and say he's not a suspect uh his own team comes out and says he's cooperating with the authorities he's aware of the situation he goes back out he's still touring so obviously like you know the car was abandoned the tesla itself was abandoned in hollywood hills and And it was, they initially said it was reported as stolen, but apparently it wasn't reported as stolen. But like the car was also moving around as well a little bit, too, in the neighborhood. So they only figured out that there was a smell. And in the final spot that it was parked, it was, it was there for five days before it was impounded. Exactly.

So people are like, maybe it was stolen. I don't know how you steal a Tesla. I feel like these things are, you know, constantly monitored, right? It's, I mean, it's basically an iPad. Will's got stolen. It's true, but you found it. What, you found? I stole it back.

But you found it. Well, I use the app to look at it. That's what I mean. How did you get? Oh, I see. I see. That's precisely what I mean, though, because, like, a Tesla is, like, almost always on. You can, like, you have real-time location data on it, right?

Like, so it's a little bit, a lot more difficult, I feel like, to steal and then, you know, lose. The one thing that was stolen from my car was a Vigida cosplay that I never got to wear. That was so sick. Okay. Well, in any case, things kind of, things kind of quiet down. Don't hit it with an okay like that. That was mean. We will do a Dragon Ball Z cosplay together one day.

Eat my dick. Eat his dick. He's not your friend now. Okay. He knows what you got on the quiz last week. So basically, a week passes by. And the authorities are trying to identify, if even, if this is a homicide or not.

And because the body is so decomposed, they can't figure out if it's dismembered. It was, I think, in a bag in the front. Yeah, yeah. And they can't figure out who it is. And only after some information is revealed that she had a tattoo of, I believe they said shush,

which will be important, but I think it might actually say David on the index finger, but maybe it says shush. I think it's a shush and it's a magic tattoo that David has. But I've also seen a photo of a tattoo that actually looks like that, but it says David instead. But regardless, it's probably shush, right? Because the mother finds out about this through, I think, TMZ,

and reveals that this is a missing person. Yeah. By the name of, you have the name, right? Celeste Revis. Celeste Revis. And she's been missing since April of 2024. Yes. So from a poor working class family,

the reason why I'm mentioning this is because, like, It is very clear that law enforcement didn't do too much to, like, figure out if this person actually was missing or was a runaway or, like, even investigate. Real quick, what's noteworthy is she had gone missing prior and had been found in Hollywood returned and then went missing again. And the last time she went missing was April 2024. And for those of we don't know, when a family reports that their children are missing, because this is like something that happens quite frequent. there's like, I think, I believe it's like 800,000 a year or something, that doesn't literally mean that they got kidnapped by like a guy in a white van. And more often than not, it's either runaways or people that are found, the overwhelming majority of them are found, or

it's a custody battle usually with like an immediate family member. So this is part of the reason I assume that the police were like, oh, like she's just running away from home, right? Like she'll return. Maybe that's the reason. why didn't take care of it or maybe because they don't they're just awful at their jobs regardless um once the victim is identified all of a sudden more information comes out that this victim was actually connected to david the singer in some very meaningful and very nefarious ways it turns out that celeste was actually uh at the age of 11 and 12 in david's discourse a discord a part of his fan club

and David actually was dating Celeste who was again 11 years old at the time of her passing she had not actually even turned 15 so she passed away

at the age of 14 David is David right now is 20 years old which means that when he was 17 and she was like 11 that's when they first established contact so this is one of those really awful situations where like the best case scenario is that David is a pedophile and the worst case scenario is that he's a pedophile who's also

emerged allegedly which is an insane thing to say um there's like there's all this back and forth people people find out uh you know celeste was potentially on his stream there's another celeste involved in the story as well who was of age but one of the more insane things that actually ex-QC of all people fucking put together was that this I'm not even kidding this is literally like

an investigation by the juicer himself who dug deep a juice exclusive yeah a juice exclusive he looked at some of the premieres of one of the songs that David had released in 2022

this is after they had already established contact with Celeste March can you play the music video and we'll get into it a little bit further I have a whole I have a Twitter thread This is you got This is me talking about Taylor Swift music

I know this was supposed to be Austin story but I did a lot of deep dive into this It's romantic homicicide But there's also there's a there's a Twitter thread That I send you after we watch Romantic Homicide That goes through there's multiple of his songs That allude to Yes

Yeah Yeah I can't believe this fucker As a song called Romantic Oh Just wait, it doesn't, it doesn't end there. You can get to the part where it's like the most replayed part, like around there, yeah. Listen to the lyrics.

So he says in the lyrics, in the back of my mind, you died, and there's a lot of themes about waiting, about waiting in almost all of his songs. And a lot of people are now speculating that he was actually talking about waiting for her to be of age so they can, like, reveal that they're in a relationship. But the reason why this is quite sinister is because at this point, he was already aware of uh i mean he was already in a relationship allegedly with celeste and not only was he allegedly in a relationship with celeste that the actresses that he used in every single music video actually look quite a bit like celeste and not only that but also the music video was premiered on her birthday and in the verses does it say that's another song that was not revealed that that i believe that song was unreleased, but

they leaked it. And in the song, that song, he says, oh, Celeste, the girl with my name tattooed on her chest, smell her on my clothes like cigarettes. I hear her voice each time I take a breath. I'm obsessed. Oh, Celeste. Afraid you'll only love me when undressed, but you look so damn gorgeous in that dress. Missing you so

much makes me depressed, but I digress. That's insane. And this is a compilation, I suppose. This is so, sad man this is so fucked up so I have seen

some things on the internet about how maybe there was some other love interest or something like that and that he was alluding to obviously sick That one's the one we already watched. The Romantic Homicide one. Romantic Homicide. So, yeah, it's, um...

Oh, my God. He hasn't been formally charged yet. He has not been, and what's crazy is he's not considered a suspect as of now. Still. And he's not even considered a person of interest as a... Really? However, once this information was revealed, okay? Once the, once the victim was identified, he did actually cancel his...

Seattle spot that was supposed to happen tonight. We don't know where he is, but as far as we understand Los Angeles Police Department, according to them, he's cooperating, and he is not even a suspect. Marsha's speculating that this motherfucker did it.

I don't know. It would be one of the worst coincidences in all time if this dude had nothing to do it. I mean, I mean, I would feel really bad for him if he had nothing to do with it well i mean it worst he's or at best he's still grooming yeah well isn't there some potential that there's another girl named celeste there is another girl named celest as well i believe that he was like pictured with as well who is i think even older

than david but even if the songs are about even if the song is about the other celest the fact that it was premiered on her birthday that's a crazy quote i'm sure i'm sure everything and come to light. There's too many people, too many eyes now. Yeah, and also on top of that, the fact that like this girl that was, uh, that had run away from home, uh, and, and was, was she

living with them? Uh, I believe so, yes. There's a Twitch, there's a Twitch, there's a Twitch stream that he did where she is actually on the Twitch team. I don't know if you saw that. Yeah. What? Yeah. That they, they found this recently. Internet sleuths have been going crazy over the story,

especially because of the no motion from the fucking law enforcement side. But there's also some suspicion that there's a photo of David with like a bunch of Celeste friends and he's like giving them a bag of cash. So people were saying that he was like bribing people as well to keep them quiet. But yeah, there's also photos and close friends with her and Celeste as well. But how long are these? How long ago?

Oh, 2024. Yeah. January 11, 2020, before she was officially reported as missing. Because she got she was officially reported as missing in April of 2024. She hasn't literally been seen No one's found clips or anything anywhere since 2024 There's speculation that she was on a stream

I think it was like with Arki and Yugi Yeah, they think so They think it was her There was also speculation initially of the other Celeste Being this Celeste I saw that video And people were saying like oh she went to the phase party But that wasn't

I don't believe that that was the case I think there's a different That is the other select Did they say that like the way that the body was found it she may have passed long ago or like how long she's been gone for a year ago though i don't know if it was a year ago but i've heard that but i don't know you know to what degree i don't know how fast the body decomposes but pretty fast in the sun yeah i i just right they say they say yeah but can you pull that twitch clip yeah

A resurface clip of David from January 11th to 2024 shows him with Celeste on stream where, what is it? Where he tells the Mons to delete all Voson clips after he ends the stream. Yo, yo, yo, way, way, way, way. Oh, look, answer that one. That's so mean if you don't answer that. Which one? What's good? Oh, thank you, Mitch Mitochondrio.

I got to sound with him if you even. That's a big, that's a fast-moving chat for however. Yeah. Long ago this was? Yeah. So. Wow, this was a light episode. Yeah.

I was thinking, I was thinking about this and it's like, like, is there any remote possibility, given all of the information that's available now that, like, this is just the most insane. sequence of circumstances. So he was only hanging out with her in a friendly way, which is like impossible at that point because you're like, you're an adult, he's a minor, a very young minor. Like, the only thing I could think of is that the only reporting that I've seen

that would indicate any sort of out, which again, it's highly unlikely based on what we've seen, is that his cars, he has multiple vehicles and his vehicles are driven by multiple different people. different times, according to reports. That's the only other way. I mean, I don't know.

Yeah, me too. No, I'm not. But if someone packed up dead body into my fronk, I think I'd be like, hold on. What the fuck? Let me be. I notice when someone leaves a goddamn hamburger rapper in my passenger seat. I'm not saying he didn't do it. I'm saying

hell no. No, I know. He did that shit. No, no. I know. I know. I know, but that's what I was just, I was entertaining what Hassan said. So the reason why I say this, the reason why I said this is because, like, I'm thinking like, is there, is there any possibility? This is not a defense of him at all, obviously. I, I have already made up my mind. There would need to be some kind of extreme defense, like them being able to date when the body died, like, passed away. And he's in like Japan at that

time. Yeah. That is like, but even then. But even then, it's like, maybe he was a assassination. You know what I mean? Maybe he, like, maybe he got someone else to do it. The only way I can see any possibility of that is some ironclad, like alibi.

But again, is it a bit strange that the police haven't, like, that's what I'm saying. What the fuck are they doing? I think sometimes what you do is if you suspect the person

and they become a flight wrist, especially if they're like a very wealthy person. So they might be trying to find like definitive evidence before they make him a suspect at risk of like him being obviously very young and wealthy and unstable if he's dating and murdering a 14 year old girl so they might be trying to like slowly close the trap on him without him noticing especially because like he might be destroying evidence if they're like you're a suspect so they're just kind of I think he's destroying evidence if this comes out I'm saying I mean he didn't destroy

is Tesla. He left his Tesla on the street. That's true. Yeah. I just, I can't comprehend it. I can't understand it. It's bizarre. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't get it at all. There was a couple of reposts on TikTok that were like really weird

as well of him like reposting like when you see your girlfriend talk to someone else and it's like a Patrick Bateman like frame from the That's the thing is there's a lot of there's a lot of evidence online that points to them having some sort of relationship.

It just lines up so... Also, also her mom. Did you see her mom said that, like, that she had a boyfriend named David? She did. That was the first connective tissue in the story. And, yeah, me, if I see her talk to talk with other dudes and it's just like cutting,

like cutting chicken, me after hearing about her past with other boys, I'm jealous and utterly disgusted by her actions. Jesus Christ. I don't know where this text message came from, but oh, he reposed, yeah, imagine we were two cannibals

in the late 80s who randomly mad at the phone. What the fuck? Yeah, that's, okay, yeah, this. So there's some, like, really freaky shit going on here. Obviously, like, the, the, the songs have, you know, I mean, he was performing the songs.

Romantic homicide. Oh, wait, hold on. I didn't tell you another thing. He would bring a little casket. Oh, yeah. all of his events, and people would write notes to their deceased loved ones and put it in the casket. That's weird.

It's so strange. It's like he was trying to get caught. Also, how the fuck did this guy get motion? He's so lame. So fucking lame. This is why I don't listen to music. Well, by the time this podcast comes out, you will probably have a lot more information than we do right now.

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