Fear& - A Wholesome Family Reunion.. | Fear&SwiftieBowl

Episode Date: February 12, 2024

CALENDARS - https://fearandmerch.com/Y'all ever just wonder what any of this even is, like is any of this real or not? Taylor Swift starts randomly dating 1 of like 1000 football players in the nfl and then coincidentally that player is on the team that wins the superbowl a few months later? We're all just gonna accept that and pretend like it wasnt pre determined? *hits pipe* Am i fucking crazy? I feel like im losing it man, why is no one else even remotely questioning this? The voices in my head are getting louder and louder, someone please help me. Okay hope you enjoy this weeks episode love ya :D✨ BONUS CONTENT ✨ PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/FearAnd🎧 AUDIO PLATFORMS 🎧- https://linktr.ee/fearand❤️ follow Fear&! ❤️Hasan: https://twitter.com/HasanthehunWill: https://twitter.com/TheWillNeffQT: https://twitter.com/QTCinderellaAustin: https://twitter.com/AustinontwitterMarche: https://twitter.com/MarcheFear&: https://twitter.com/FearAndPod00:00:00 - intro00:02:20 - hasan has a smelly car, real news00:06:30 - name your price snubbed for streamer award00:07:51 - the elephant in the room00:09:55 - austin's gym regiment 00:15:30 - the west hollywood twinks aren't strangers00:18:15 - qts tswift bowl party (girls only)00:23:20 - usher killed the super bowl performance 00:25:00 - the boyfriend stories get crazy00:32:13 - wild superbowl halftime shows (jetpacks)00:36:20 - apple vision pro is taking over00:42:21 - willneff accepted his death in his dreams00:44:52 - chickfil a gets stolen BUT00:46:43 - Actors on Actors streamer edition00:56:00 - Chickfil-a customer service call#hasanabi #qtcinderella  #podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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little tinkle he hates that he hates when we start without him and we did that we ran out of here like a velociraptor arms tucked like this i think it's shocking it's alarming that he was it he this is this is a skill. Yeah. He's trying at this point. He's got a small bladder. I don't understand how this happened. Judy's plugging in packs right now. Alright. Judy, may I say

you look wonderful today. You do. You look beautiful. My queen. You look like a princess. When you first walked in here, if I wasn't a smarter and kinder person, I would have cat called you. Yeah. I did.

I did just for the misogyny. I just dropped myself. Good morning, cutie. Hi. We are all back together as a family. Look at this. You remind me of like, you know, when like a bag lady just starts dropping shit in a We are all back together as a family. Look at this. You remind me of like, you know, when like a bag lady just starts dropping shit in a public bag.

That's my problem. Yeah. We need to get you like a big trash bag to carry around. I like that. I can't have a nice bag. I have to have a trash bag. Thanks for starting without me. I couldn't wait five seconds.

I literally had to piss. As soon as you went, as soon as you went to piss, I was like, this is our opportunity. Welcome back, everybody. This is it. This literally had the piss. As soon as you went, as soon as you had the piss, I was like, this is our opportunity. Welcome back, everybody. This is it. This is the family episode. We're back. First time of the whole year. It's really, it is really difficult.

Marsh immediately said that's not true. Oh, it's not true? Okay, second time of the whole year. That actually could be true. It feels like it. Even if it's not true, isn't it society's fault that we feel that way? I'm going gonna stand with you on this one thank you wow this is the first time you've ever unified on something that i don't

give a shit about new year new me that's right i don't care about that can you unite on me with something that i care about like that you wear women's panties why is this a thing that you're trying to start because i'm the worst so much i'm the worst person yeah you missed this this is like his new man but i don't care i every time he says that i'm like yeah sure who he wears women's panties and stilettos no so you got to go smaller like i did what do you stinky car yeah that's the worst because like that actually that actually is not only untrue but it's bothersome and also there's no way to verify it because I can verify it's stinky as hell. That's right.

It smells like farts. I was going to say, I couldn't help it. He drove me to the gym the other day, and it was a little stinky. It smelled like farts. I had to call a car to get back from the gym. I despise that. I despise that because it's... It's like a Turkish bath in there.

No, it's because it preys upon my childhood insecurities. I was a fat kid. He knows this. So my biggest fear as a fat kid was smelling bad. Fuck you. I'm sorry, what does a fat kid smell like? I don't know.

When you're fat, you don't know. Austin Show really wouldn't know. Austin Show's never been fat. He puts his twinks on the scale before they come in and and my queen you wouldn't know either um let me let me let me explain something when you got fat rolls like you get fucking you know when things get hot you start smell bad so like i would literally be like deodorizing out the wazoo taking double showers a day you know what i mean so i was always so worried about it.

And now this motherfucker preys on that. I smell phenomenal. He does. He does smell great. Yeah, we both smell good. Yeah. I think everybody here smells good. Good smellers.

I dealt with that too, though, with the streamer awards last year when I had the stinky shirt. Oh, you brought that upon yourself and then told everyone. Yeah. You really did. It was a risk analysis. What if I didn't tell anybody and then secretly in the community I developed a reputation for a smelly shirt? That's not a bad idea. I had to come out.

I had to just bite and nip in the bud. Also, it allowed you to wear the shirt to stream rewards and then return it for the full amount. Actually, you're right. I did return it for the full amount. I completely forgot. I was like, it's not in my closet anymore. No, I'm going to go with Austin again on this one. I get it.

I think like you had to get ahead of the issue because people were going to smell it. And in the off chance that like, because it's so much worse if you just smell like that and you don't know. And then people are like, damn, does Austin smell like that all the time? Because there is somebody that we all know. I'm not even talking about an individual person. Oh, yeah. In everybody's group of friends or people, we all know the guy that smells, and nobody wants to tell him.

I don't know why they don't do that. I don't have anyone like that in my immediate circle. But sometimes when I visit another group of friends or whatever, there will be a guy like that. And I'm always wondering, is it my place? Because I'm an outsider right now coming in. To tell the stinky guy? Why haven't they told the stinky guy he stinks? I think it's so

deep. Yeah. Stink. It's hard to tell someone, hey, stink. Yeah. If I stink, you guys should tell me. I will tell you. Never. You never stink, my queen. I would air your ass out. What's crazy is I think I look like I stink.

No, you don't. What are you talking about? I think I constantly look like I don't shower. What are you talking about? But I literally just got out of the shower. No, you look like you shower too much. Yeah. You look like you go to every event from the shower.

Yeah. Like shower less you're always like 30 damp yeah your hair is wet you never have megabond yeah you literally always look like i mean i just rolled out of the shower yeah you look great though it's being a woman is hard yeah it really is it is. You guys have long hair. It takes a lot of work. Yeah. Long hair is really tough. I literally am wet right now. I did. Always. Every episode.

But my hair smells so good. She is wet. By the way, Cutie, I know that you are facing the unrelenting torment of the internet. I'm stupid and I deserve it. Well, I actually wanted to bring that up because I have a grievance I want to air out with you. Oh. What? I have a grievance I want to air out with you. When everything was being nominated,

Name Your Price was nominated, and the photo is Austin and I standing together, and he went, congratulations, Austin. I know. Long pause. Oh, and I guess Will. It's weird. It's weird because.

I cannot believe that that happened. Okay. And we probably lost because of it. Yeah. It's okay. It's all right. It's because most people, because it's usually the channel gets recognition. Yeah.

But this was definitely like more of a 50-50. So that's why it was a weird like. That's okay. 60-40. Yeah. Well, they both like you should. Hold on. I worked really hard on that show yeah

um okay you know what actually 70 30 normally with events there's usually one trophy but then i sat there and i realized oh crap if they win this i'm gonna have to get another trophy so that's why i was like oh that's why i was like oh and i guess will and then i was like shit that's like the one thing i did last year that i know i know dude i was just kidding i didn't do anything else but that was fucking it was phenomenal okay it was a great show thank you jesus christ and yeah and it wouldn't be possible without will now yeah thank you and it was happening it was disgusting that you were back we're back um i'm sorry are we allowed to talk about i guess i'm just stupid elephant in the room not you but the excuse you i've lost five

pounds you were an elephant you would be the skinniest elephant jesus man she's better than enough you would be the elephant that all the other elephants are like damn that's a sexy elephant she's got it together wait i'm sorry did you call me an elephant or her an elephant this has nothing to do with you, man. That is the craziest. What is happening? Well, you pointed at me and said, not you. I pointed at her. I thought.

I'm so sorry. And I thought he was calling me fat. No, don't worry. He was calling me fat. I wasn't calling either of you fat. I was calling the situation. Judy, I'm so sorry. He's calling the situation fat.

This is why we need to stick together. Go ahead. I feel like I'm damp now. Go ahead. And we will not address the elephant in the room. Did you just call me fat? Yeah, we had to cut away because we had to convince both of them we weren't calling them fat when we said elephant in the room. It's really fucked up.

I'm better now. It's really fucked up. I'm better now. Because I am on my fitness journey. I mean, if anything, he's the elephant. Jesus Christ. That's insane. I'm the fattest in the group.

Why would you say that? Oh, my God. Cut. Cut again. Oh, dude, that's fucked up. Your ass is going to get eaten alive. No, I'm sorry. I didn't know.

Fat shaming? No, I don't. I'm not calling him because he's, oh, shit. Because I put in the context that he was calling me fat. And then I called him an elephant. Yes. But he's not an elephant. We are shaming? No, I don't. I'm not calling him because he's, oh, shit, because I put into context that he was calling me fat, and then I called him an elephant. Yes. But he's not an elephant. We are falling apart.

No, no, no. No, no, but respectfully, he's not an elephant. He's just 6'4". I've never called him fat. You're not fat. That's ridiculous. This is the word. Elephant in the sense that, like, you are the size of not.

Go ahead. Go ahead. No, no. You're not fat. You're just a larger man that's not fat, but you're just 6'4", and you're broad, and you have a lot of muscle. He outlifted me in the gym. We went to the gym together. Let's talk about that. I'm so sorry. Am I going to get canceled?

No, you're not. You are so prissy. Oh my god. Okay. We went to the gym. Austin has an insane regimen where he, like, does all the workouts, right? Which is fine. I mean, he's relatively strong. He's not as, like, strong for how good he looks, though. Like, you look more. Damn, he's saying you got candy muscles.

No, but he knows it. He doesn't give a shit. I don't care. You look like you should be able to put up as much weight as I can. Like with the weight that you... I don't think so. You just have a lot of muscle mass. It looks good. Okay. I just want to

show us that. He's flirting with you. Okay. I don't even know why I'm saying nice things about you. You just called me a fucking elephant and fat. You said, if anything, you're the fatty elephant in the room. But we did our workout and this man this man did like 25 or 45 minutes of cardio after yeah 25 minutes yeah that's crazy yeah no no we we did the workout but here's what hasan fails to understand he should be able to

lift more than me yeah the guy is much you are much larger than me that like but he was like well you can't put three plates on each side for an upper chest press like he also lifts 30 minutes of thumbs every day and no that's not true he was on my phone at all uh no but but i did feel like i was being bullied the entire time i was bullying him like he would be on his phone and i'd be like, put that down. I have never been like, going to the gym with Hasan is like, it reminds me of being in college and not fitting in with the cool

kids. I was being bullied by Hasan. No, but it was like positive bullying. I was like, put that down. Come on. You got this. You got more in you. Give me some more. Yeah. You know, it was like that. It was a little homoerotic. Did you like it? Yeah. I don yeah it was a little he was a little yeah i don't know you got the experience like talk really loudly too and like shame me in front of other people

you i think got the experience uh a staple experience that straight guys have taken for granted homoerotic heterosexual relations in the in the gym. It's a massive part. It was a good workout. Yeah. But yeah, no, the reason why I can't lift as much is because I'm in a deficit and I'm cutting and I do so much cardio. So am I.

And so is Will now. Not taking it. Yeah, so I did something interesting. I am employing a new technique. Super sane workout? Well, I'm employing a new technique where I tweet all my workouts and my diet so that way i'll be accountable i feel like okay the more i make it public the more

if i slip up it's like a public shame like i have to go out there and be like the allegations are true i did eat chocolate cake i am sorry that's also called ed twitter sometimes it's a real thing sometimes it's the opposite though is like people could tweet it and then they feel better about themselves that they just said it, that they're going to do it. That's not me. That's not you? That's not me. I know that it'll keep me accountable. That's why I do.

That's why I literally every single morning on my broadcast in the parasocialist segment before I blast off in the first 30 minutes will go through in great detail my workouts and my diet. Are you plugging your Twitch because I finally had a bigger viewership than you twice? It would be very nice if you could rate me. This is kind of fucked up. Dude, everything's changed. I'm the fucking captain now.

Everybody look at me. Everybody look at me. I get my one week a year after the stream And then you're the captain And then I get to be the captain When I do a lover host Austin decides to stream again He'll be the captain

I was actually gonna I think I should do that This is literally the fucking Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles meme Of like we're the little ninja turtles And Austin is the splinter and then he gets old And we're holding him now He raised us all up

He did the fucking royales and shit I was I've taken what you said to heart Austin's like the busiest unbusy person You've ever met Who said that? You did I just think you're just not busy

no no no but no i know i genuinely am and i was driving in my bmw x5m up the which is unfortunately much slower than much better and faster much slower than my car it does sound better i'll give you that no but I was driving my car and I was like I was coming back from a facial and I was like, oh my god. My life is like, I lived the life of a Beverly Hills housewife. I go from facial

You schedule Starbucks time. Yeah. It's like in your place. No, let's air you out, motherfucker. You have not consigned. He's been funneling weapons into the IDF. This entire time. It's like in your place. No, let's air you out, motherfucker. You have not consubmited. He has been funneling weapons into the IDF this entire time. I know it's no problem. Excuse me, my client does not consume Starbucks.

Thank you. Thank you very much. I do not consume Starbucks coffee. This is an exception, your honor. Thank you. Thank you very much. I will be fair. He ordered coffee today, and it wasn't Starbucks.

Yes, that's right. And if I do go to Starbucks, I only go to I only order from queer baristas. It's so funny because like yesterday, yesterday I was at a shoot and they have like Starbucks cups, but it's a K cup. Like there's just like regular they have like a regular Keurig machine, but they only had Starbucks cups. So they put the Keurig thing in a Starbucks cup and I was like, I can't drink. Yeah, of course you couldn't.

No, not on camera. Like, are you crazy? It's insane. Going straight to jail. I don't drink Starbucks coffee. Keurig, are you excited for the Taylor Bowl? Yes. Are you coming? I don't know. Can I bring a few friends?

A few? Yeah, I've met some friends in West Hollywood last night. Oh, no. Austin, you want to bring strangers to her house? No, no, no, dude. No, no, cutie, cutie, cutie. They're not strangers. No, no, no.

Marsh is saying no. No, no, no. They're not strangers. We've reached a new stage of his homosexuality. They're not strangers. They're actually like gay friends that I know. Has Marsh met them? No, but they're twinks. They're harmless. What are that I know. Has Marsh met them? No, but they're twinks.

They're harmless. What are they going to do? That's insane. What? That's insane. You do not know what twinks. Random twinks? What they're capable of?

They're not random twinks. Twinks that you found off the street? No, I've known them. I've gone out. I've known them. They've been friends of mine for a few months now. Street twinks. Yeah, they're not street twinks.

How many? There's just like, I've got a friend with me that's like my friend. I know that friend. Yeah, you know that friend. And then like two of, it's like a group thing. Are you polyamorous now? No, no, no. No, we're not fucking.

It's platonic. It is. It is. I promise. Why did you pause there? Because you're making it awkward made you're making it awkward you're making it he's a millennial he did the millennial pause no wait that is i'm so no this is a new stage we're not we're not fucking this is a new stage in your evolution guy who brings

like like gay friend who brings a bunch of like random gays he found off the street is like definitely you, you have upgraded. I promise you're almost status. They're not random. They're very nice. What do they do? One of them, no one in PR event planning.

That's PR. No wedding, wedding planning. No. And then the other one, I actually don't know what they do. No marketing gays, no PR gays.

They get around and they do TikToks. They do do TikToks. That's what. See? See? You're doing it. Both of them do TikToks. You're doing it.

Of course they are. They're tweaks of West Hollywood in marketing. Okay. No. I didn't. Of course they do. But can they come? They're really nice.

They don't eat much. I'm more nervous about space. Oh, don't worry. They don't take up a lot of space all right i i'm gonna be honest this super bowl i could not give a shit about for some reason i just don't care i just i just hope they're gonna win i also don't care about it i've used multiple aaron rogers analogies yesterday when talking about the way that people defend the Democratic Party unconditionally with Joe Biden at the helm. And it reminded me of your love for the Jets. Like the people being like, Joe Biden is not old.

I think it's more like a defense of Trump because it's like you defend a winner. See, you're doing it. You're doing it. But listen, no, I'm going to be honest. When the Baltimore Ravens and the Detroit Lions lost, America lost. Right? The heartland. You know what won?

White supremacy. Whoa. The heart and soul of the country just kind of went out of the game. Because I feel like all of America was either rooting for the Ravens or the Lions. Dude, I'm telling you, Detroit and Baltimore, both black teams, everybody knows. Everybody knows the Chiefs. Detroit would have been sick. Everybody knows the Chiefs

and the 49ers. Both white teams. White supremacy. I wanted it to be Detroit and the Chiefs. This is the whitest Super Bowl. I kind of didn't want Detroit to go through. Why? Because as a Vikings fan, it would have just felt so, it would have been so hurtful. Oh, can I tell you something painful for me?

Yeah. So I did a Super Bowl event two days ago where I got to hang out with a bunch of NFL players. One of the NFL players I hung out with was Tua Tagovailoa, the quarterback for the Miami Dolphins, who I was kind of silently hoping was a dickhead because I have to root against him. He's in my division.

Of course. He was the coolest human being I've ever met in my entire fucking life. That makes me angry. I also hate the New Orleans Saints. He dapped up everybody. Of course he did. He was gabbing. He came over and was just jawing with me.

He's like, oh, you're a Jets fan. And I was like, god damn it. Why are you so nice? Why are you so nice why are you so i've built my entire personality around hating you stay strong will he still sucks okay i felt that way about aaron rogers but it's true he's a dick yeah we don't well oh come on come on come on come on come on come on dick dick and also he's the ball so it's yeah it's so easy. He's a dick, but also like he didn't even produce. So that's the worst part about it.

His leg exploded. That's what I mean. Give him one year. Dude, there has never been a better vindication for Moderna Pfizer and vaccines than Travis Kelsey, the

face of fucking Pfizer in nfl going to the goddamn super bowl with a honey on his arm like the most powerful woman on the fucking planet on his arm yeah everyone's paying attention aaron rogers that's because pfizer paid him 20 million dollars yeah exactly dude aaron rogers get no vaccine leg explodes yep Gabbing it up. Got kicked off. To be fair. He got kicked off the podcast because he became a legal liability for fucking what's his face? For Pat McAfee. Can you imagine getting kicked off the Pat McAfee podcast?

That's terrible. I mean, it's owned by ESPN. Listen, all I'm going to say is because of the Joe Rogan adjacent doctors, Aaron Rodgers was able to heal an exploded leg in like 10 minutes. He recovered from a torn ACL in like 15 minutes. Oh, Jesus. Yeah. Well, I'm going to have Taylor Swift themed food.

What does that mean? Look what you made me donuts. Oh, my fuck. Yeah. I'm going to invite more people. And now that we don't tacos. Look what you made me donuts. Oh my fuck yeah. I'm going to invite more people. I'm just kidding. I'm joking.

And now that we don't tacos. Oh, okay. Yeah. That's good. This is so, I'm so excited. You belong with meatballs. Oh, I can't eat any of that because of my very public diet that I will be shamed by myself on the internet for. So I will look at them. But it's the Super Bowl.

Not doing it. Nothing's going to make me break. This is fun because it's a challenge for me because I know how fat he is. So I'm just going to be. by myself on the internet for so i will look at them super bowl not doing it nothing's gonna make this is fun because it's a challenge for me because i know how fat he is so i'm just gonna be i'm not drinking or breaking my diet i'm gonna be like but we have champagne don't you fat boy not gonna not gonna happen i'm dialed in you have the macro distribution of the no no absolutely and i won't be eating it's like i See, this is the difference between me and Austin I also want to know, but I would never ask that question I think it's an important question to ask people

But I'm making it with my hands I don't know how to do it I think you're a fabulous cook, and I'm so excited You are a fabulous cook Well, technically, if you did want to, you could just weigh out all the stuff I don't want to And then put all of the calories I don't, I simply don't want to

And then literally just break it down. That would be nice. I think that's more insane to tell her what to do. I'm saying that it is a possibility. Not that you're going to do it. I would never expect you to do it. It would be sweet. It is nice that you're throwing a Super Bowl party. I'm so excited. It's always good to have somewhere to go for the Super Bowl. I used to throw them in high school. I was always

the Super Bowl party girl. Really? Yeah. That's how I became a Patriots fan. I feel like that's a good transition away patriots fan i feel like i feel like that's a good transition away from like crazy girl who everyone in the school knew to like at least oh she's a crazy girl who throws super bowl parties great meatballs can i be honest i stopped watching the super bowl about five years ago and the reason the reason is a jets fan no no no i true but the reason being is the duration of the game. They have added so much ad space. They've added that game so much that now the average on the Super Bowl is like six hours.

And that is like, yeah, it's insane. I didn't know that. It's six hours. And it's always like this will be shocking to our audience for sure, because they are if they're fans of mine, for the most part, they don't give a shit about any of the sports stuff um the average play time like on the field five seconds of a football well that's five seconds but like the total average play time like oh consecutive average play time is 12 minutes yeah so it's actually 12 minutes of what's up i'm gonna call you out here well you cannot talk it took you 17 hours to watch a one-hour interview by tucker carlson you pause way more

than the nfl that's true oh my god that's true but one could make the argument that like my play time is me pausing and talking okay whereas uh you know the ad breaks in the middle i think football is very fun to watch i think this is part of the reason so many people have gravitated towards college football is it doesn't have as much ad time out as much downtime it seems to move much quicker but the super bowl is just moves at a fucking snails i wish usher wasn't performing wait why speak on that i feel like racism no why did you plant that it's funny because like usher i think is beloved by white women yeah like universally i i just ever since they did like the dr dre eminem yeah freaking snoop dog that was just it was peak I think it was the best.

And then Rihanna was pretty good. And then after that, they should just stop. Because now it's just like, you can't go from Rihanna to Usher. Yeah, what if it was Taylor Swift? Are you kidding me? Really? Do people love Usher? Are you kidding?

Oh my God. I think this is a me thing. Oh, I love Usher. Usher was so big. I love Usher, but I agree with you. I don't think he's a good Super Bowl. I disagree. I disagree.

I think he will be cherished. I think Usher is an incredible dancer, performer, stage performer, and he's got a portfolio of music. Didn't he have gonorrhea at some point? I mean, I have gonorrhea at some point. No, he gave someone herpes and was sued successfully for knowingly giving someone herpes for millions of dollars yeah gotta let it burn god yeah you know i i i'm a i'm a big usher fan confessions was one of my favorite albums actually you want

to hear something funny um you know that song forever on the dance floor i will forever remember because at a school we would have these dances but they weren't formal dances yeah but i don't know what they were called um like dances school dances no but they were like after football games and there'd be like homecoming week there'd be like homecoming no it was like a non-formal dance anyway but and so it'd just be like everyone in like normal clothes but then and for the my crush in high school started grinding on me or i started i guess he came up behind me so i could grind on him to the song forever on the dance floor and i was like oh my god we're in love wow wow and then but here was the problem is then everyone like knew we had a

crush on each other and then we got taunted for the rest of my life in high school. And whenever that song would come on, they would look at us and be like, Blair and Tony. And I'd be like, oh. What happened to Tony? Which is why you had to. Tony never. Actually, you want some fucking tea? I love tea.

What happened to Tony? Here's some fucking tea. I'm so excited. Tony's not his real name, by the way. I just said Tony. Yeah, there's no Italians. Let's make up a sexier name. I'm so excited. Tony's not his real name, by the way. I just said Tony. Yeah, there's no Italians. Let's make up a sexier name. Where there are Mormons.

Okay. Like Cameron. Cameron. Okay. Is that your sex name? How about Jared? Jared is kind of like a guy with a mullet. All right.

Okay. Cameron, then. Cameron. Okay. I don't. Okay. Cameron. Me and Cameron grinding away to forever on the dance floor anyway so

i had a crush on cameron he had a crush on me we used to play halo together all the time but we loved each other um and we would talk about how we had a crush on each other then his girl best friend will call her lindsey um bitch bitch by the way not a girl's girl so we go to this like truth or we're at my friend's house and we're playing truth or dare and so then everyone's like oh blair and cameron you have to go in this room for seven minutes alone and then of course we sat there awkward and like didn't know what to do because i never kissed a boy or anything you didn't pull the trigger no and we're both awkward and so then issue we leave and then he goes to like his friends and

he's like i just didn't know what to do i just didn't want to do and then lindsey grabs him takes him to another room starts making out with him and is like this is what you should do and like has her like grab her boobs and like her butt and everything and then she's he's and then within a week he starts dating lindsey and i cried so much it's your fault i'm here to tell you that you should strike while the iron is hot. The opportunity was delivered to you and you lost it. That guilt you've been living with has been valid. What? Guys.

You didn't expect it to go that way, did you? I did my best. You were in the wrong. You made a huge mistake and it's all your fault. Wait, so Lindsay wasn't a bitch this whole time? No. Lindsay saw. She's an oil woman. Wait, so Lindsay wasn't a bitch this whole time? No, Lindsay saw... She's an oil woman.

She was producing five barrels a day. Lindsay saw the situation, saw her life flash before her eyes, recognized that you were, you know, incapable of striking while the iron was hot, swooped in. What's Lindsay doing now? Probably pregnant.

Of course she is yeah with like five to seven children i think she only has one kid wow from this guy cameron cameron oh no somebody else austin from you cameron you keep pointing at me he keeps fucking pointing at me i did not even use my went like this my last memory of cameron is the worst because fast forward college times there's like a party with a bunch of people we went to high school with and I was like, oh, let's go. And I brought my shitty boyfriend at the time that was like

five years older than me and covered in tattoos and he was like the most deadbeat human you could think. He was awful. He was kind of badass. No, he was awful. And not just because he was covered in tattoos. I was just trying to like set up. He can be covered in tattoos and not be a dead body You said it like he's kind of a bad boy though

Was he a bad boy? He was like 30 living with his mom That's bad And sometimes he would punch me because I was mean Or because I was loud Domestic abuse is definitely Real bad boy behavior So he was kind of cool

Did he smoke cigarettes yeah that's cool and like he would make his own like dab you or whatever nice weed wax in his yeah in his mom's basement anyway he was a jerk but i bring him to this party i don't know because i i thought i would look cool i don't know my whole goal in life has always been trying to look cool and just never succeeding. And then don't shut up. And then we go to this party and then it's the first time I ever get high. I decide to get high, like for real, for real at this party. And I get the giggles and Cameron was in the other room and he looked over and glared at

me and was like, what is wrong with her? And I will live with that forever. He said that? Damn. Like you heard him say that? Yeah. Well, now he's 40. No.

Okay. Cameron's my age. Cameron wasn't the boyfriend. I don't care about the boyfriend. I lost track of the story. He's already. What do you think Cameron's doing? The universe is taking care of him.

What do you think Cameron's doing? Cameron, I don't knoweron i don't know i don't know he's not like on social media or anything yeah probably also has multiple i bet he's thinking about me i think he probably is like wow i bet he wants to be invited to the stream i bet he's gonna watch the super bowl and hear forever on the dance floor and be like where is she yeah i fucked up yeah yeah where is she now yeah but i went home after lindsey did that shit and i listened to teardrops on my guitar and i cried my heart out so maybe usher is a good super bowl halftime show for you yeah i'm excited i think like that's that's crazy i might have to take ludwig in the other room and grind on him. Oh, shit. I honestly, full circle, I don't think he's

You know what would be hype is if he brought out Taylor for one song. That would never happen. She would never. First of all, for Usher, that means he has to riz her up. No shot. Travis Kelsey's out there. There's a higher

chance of Usher bringing Kai out Usher should bring Someone out Should bring someone out I do agree with that I thought that was a huge problem With Rihanna's halftime show last year You can't go from

Dr. Dre Sofi Sofi halftime I thought Missy Elliott was there from freaking dr dre snoop dogg freaking so far 50 cent so far half time and mary j blige yeah i thought missy elliott was too maybe she was there too the so far half time which is everybody the ensemble and the beyonce half time are like such a gold standard who would be okay if you could pick any artist to be a halftime show performer we already know cuties who would you pick yes yes bro i have been saying we need some techno representation at the halftime. They reunite for a halftime show. At this point in music and in culture, I feel like

Daft Punk is no longer, like maybe 10 years ago or 20 years ago at this point, god I'm old, they would have been considered like kind of an international powerhouse, but still not like super popular in the American market. But now it's like it's pop music and EDM is like merged completely. If Daft Punk reunited for a halftime show, there would be people who bought Super Bowl tickets

just to go see Daft. Yeah, 100%. I think Britney Spears should have time to go. Ooh. Serious. I like that. I'm serious. I think the shark from Katy Perry's performance and him alone.

You're just saying that because we know. Because you're Taylor Swift. Yeah, because we know who you want. Well, if I can't choose Taylor Swift, I think I would love. John Mayer. No. I like Billie Eilish, but I don't think she could do a halftime. It would be like she'd only have to do like Bad Guy and like her upbeat songs.

I actually want to bring something up. They used to do promotions with the halftime shows. Marsh, please pull up Indiana Jones halftime show. I think we need to bring this back. Well, they do. Pepsi, right? Well, but they used to do whole themed halftime shows. Oh, really? Yeah, so this is the

Indiana Jones halftime show, which was a whole stage performance. 1995. Of Indiana Jones during the Super Bowl. Oh my God. Which bring this shit back, man. I mean, that's pretty cool. Was it popular at the time? Oh, yeah. I mean, this was

wild. You know, like, how. I mean, this was wild. You know, like, how do you... Oh, look at that. I don't know what I'm looking at. It wasn't even a performer. It was just a stage performance. It was a stage performance. Well, I...

Wait, who the hell's that? I do not know this. Wait, can you play this music? Can we hear it? Yeah. There he is. There's Indy. And he's stealing the Super Bowl trophy, ladies and gentlemen.

Wait, is it actually Indiana Jones, too? It's actually Indiana Jones. Harrison Ford? No, I don't think it's Harrison Ford. No, I mean, they have a body double, but you couldn't. On old TVs, that was Harrison Ford. You know what I mean? Yeah, for sure.

Yeah, now this Super Bowl. Young Harrison Ford was so attractive. Like, what if they did a stage performance of Salt Burnt? Oh, yes. And it's, you know, just drinking cum out of gutters. Oh, yes. Fucking stage. Barry's cocks out.

Yes. And he's walking around with that Irish python. Oh, there's no music. They're just straight up deep jazz. It is a stage show of Indiana Jones. Well, there was a guy singing in the beginning. What is... All right, pause. Do you guys know what the performance

at the first Super Bowl halftime show was? No. Tony Bennett. Frank Sinatra. It was a man with a jetpack. Wait, what? In the first Super Bowl halftime? Type up Super Bowl one halftime jetpack. Nice.

It was just a lone guy flying. Can I come over to your house and can we do a... Okay, that is way... Okay, can I just say, this is way sicker because they were like, there's no music or anything. They're like, look at this cool gadget that is going to change the way we... Yeah, here you go. What the hell?

Hell yeah. Yeah. Wait, what year was this? 1967. How come if this guy's killing it, why don't we have more jetpacks? Oh, there's not one. There's two guys. Two jetpacks.

There's two jetpacks. By the way, do you know where this is? Pasadena. Yep. Yeah, it's the orange. The Rose Bowl. Rose Bowl. Yeah.

So I brought facts for you guys. I brought a few little. I came prepared today. I like that. You did. You did today That was my little mini America me up Eagle scream We'll add that in Marsh you gotta put that in there That's incredible

You get five lashes this week That was good That was cool I think we should do that We should have Neuralink at the halftime show just like a guy like there's another thing we have to talk about we gotta talk about hate it or love it apple pro vision where do you stand i think it looks ridiculous well i saw a video of this guy going in the bathroom and he made his toilet look like it was on the mountain

side and i liked that i hate it oh i think augmented reality is the future ar is the future yes definitely 100 but wearable tech as it stands currently is too bulky too inefficient too ugly uh too in your face i think it's the future regardless but i also am a little worried about it. Maybe I'm too much of a boomer, but I think that, you know, this is already pretty fucking bad.

Having a PC on you at all times that we're constantly looking at spending four to five hours on is already making us increasingly more isolated while also simultaneously making us feel like we're actually more connected than ever before, because we're at the tip of our fingers. We have people in Zimbabwe that we could talk to. I agree that it is too clunky right now, but it is a look into the future.

And I do think it's an inevitability now. Like with the first iPhone, it felt clunky, but this is inherently more clunky, but Apple did something brilliant. They made it prohibitively expensive. They probably could have made that headset a lot less but when you make it four grand all of a sudden it becomes a status symbol so everybody with money gotta show you that they're flexing by buying a fucking super expensive headset they could have made that a grand easy but they fucking quadrupled that price

so that all of a sudden it's like buying a watch or something everybody's talking about yeah exactly everybody's talking about it now but i do think i do think we're like 10 years off from basically you know that being a pair of sunglasses that everybody wears google i google i was literally unfortunately too ahead of the curve it was like the psb the original psb was supposed to be this like genre defying item and unfortunately it came too early it didn't have a second uh it didn't have a second uh controller or not a controller but like a second joystick also the discs it was just before the internet kind of made it to handhelds yeah once the internet made it to handhelds you didn't have to buy little tiny discs and carry them around yeah umd was like kind of a flub too but i but i think sony is such a powerhouse that they could have like kind of

elevated that regardless but you're right yeah you're absolutely right storage was a massive problem and it came out too early same with google uh the google eye or whatever the fuck it came out too early snapchat even tried it if you remember i had the snapchat glasses yeah um and now with apple vision you're right i think that like everyone is looking at like casey nice stats of the world and being like wow these guys are clowns but everyone's talking about it yep and maybe some people secretly are like i do aspire to have an apple people are gonna fuck with apple provision on under p oh yeah for sure i'm sure they have i don't think I want one. I don't want one.

I think they look ridiculous, and I care a lot about how I look, and I don't want to wear one. I think I look like a fool. What do you think, Kitty? She wants to poop on the mountain. I want to poop on the mountain. Which is weird because, like, you could do that. Like, you could literally poop on a mountain.

I have. But it's effort. She likes the fact that it's no effort. So convenient. Yes. You could literally poop on a mountain. I have. But it's effort. She likes the fact that it's no effort. So convenient. Yes. I've pooped on a mountain. I won't actually buy one. Terrible. I wouldn't do that.

You wouldn't buy one? No, that's such a waste of money. It's a waste of money. At least four, yeah. $4,500, I believe. Or $3,500 or one or the other. It's a lot of cash. It's a car.

It's a lot of money. It also literally has like two hour run time too. It's not like it's, you know, not like you can take it out. But to all these videos that I see of people wearing them, I feel, I thought it's like a joke, but it's serious. It's dead serious.

People are like out in public wearing them. Oh yeah, for sure. And it's not, I thought it was, I thought it was a joke. Do you have a water down there? Can he have that one? May I please, not the one that you're drinking. May Do you have a water down there? Can he have that one? May I please? Not the one that you're drinking.

May I please have a water, sir? I'm going to look into your cave area right now. So no real strong feelings about the Apple ProVision. Not really. I don't think so. I don't think. I do think it's the future, though. I think in three generations, everybody will have an Apple ProVision the same way that they have an Apple ProVision.

Not an Apple ProVision, but whatever wearable tech becomes the leading market one, it might be the Apple one. I think Apple being an early adapter and having more success where everybody else has failed is going to play a big role. I think what Apple Vision did is what Elon Musk did with Tesla. EVs already existed. Hybrids were super popular and very efficient. However, Tesla basically came right at the, at the perfect,

perfect time and a decent price point. And I think that's what like, not that Apple's doing it at a decent price point, but like it created more interest in EVs. That part is undeniable. I hate Elon Musk, but Tesla did definitely get ahead of the curve on the EV wave becoming like a, you know, mass adopted mode of transportation.

And I think Apple vision came at the right time because there are earlier examples of wearable tech that just flopped massively. I don't like wearing my Apple watch because I forget to wear it. You know, truth be told, I'm with you on that. The reason I don't wear my Apple watch is because I don't know where the people keep having those things where it tells them when they're having a heart attack. So if we were to wear it,

we would know when we're having a heart attack and we could save our lives. I like it because it tracks my... You're both skinny 30-year-olds. I think that's a great idea. Yeah. And you never know. Arrhythmias can hit at any age. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

At any age, surprise, boom, dead. My aunt randomly died. Yeah. And that could be you. Yeah. And it could be me. I'm shocked that you guys are not anti-vaxxers with the way that you've been positioned.

No, I've actually started to think about that a little bit. Well, we haven't gotten the booster. Anti-boosters, okay. Speaking of dying, I actually had a really weird experience recently. What? Don't tell me it was a dream where one of us died. No, I had a dream where I died in a plane crash, which was my greatest fear. Oh, great. That would be great for Cutie.

But instead of being afraid, I just accepted the void. It was the first time I've ever had a situation where I was like, okay, I'm leaving reality now. But that's how you always have felt about death. Yeah, but this was like, it was like real in my head that I was going to die. And I was just so zen about it that I like, I think I've just accepted. Did you die in your dream oh yeah what people usually wake up before they die no what was it like after you died yeah did you meet jesus no it was just black and then like wow and so then you you do you believe in reincarnation

now no are you are you dead yeah i don't know no No, I'm definitely not dead. I think you won't remember any of your life when you die. I think it's just a cold, cold fall. I think Jesus is king. I don't know. I just, I hope he is there. I hope he's there. I really do. Nobody else.

You go to heaven, he's just shredded out. I got all the twinks that I had wearing your symbol while I fuck. No, no. I mean, I I've gotten over that fetish. Yeah. Because this is like,

we were going to send you down. Yeah. But you got over that. I got over the fetish. I don't care anymore if they're wearing a cross or not. You know what? Sometimes I think, sometimes I think I might already be dead,

but I created so much content on the internet that this is an ai trying to reassemble my consciousness by using different pieces of media and basically i am just a computer an advanced learning tool trying to figure out who will neff was by piecing together all of his public appearances i actually do that sometimes when you're really dissociated you're just like Yeah, I don't know any of these feelings man, I don't know what you guys are talking about he's too busy getting his dick I'm so sorry Hassan for just not showing up to your stream The other day

But I was not really expecting you to show up. Let's be real. Well, it was a terrible... I had a terrible day. Stream was better. Jesus is going to remember this. Stream was better without you in it. It was the worst day ever.

I've never had a day where one thing that bad happened set off the whole day. Can I explain what the one thing that was bad? Or go ahead. You explain what the one thing that was bad. I ordered food to the house. Chick-fil-A.

Okay. And it got stolen. To Hassan-fil-a okay and it got stolen to hasan's house yes and it got stolen i was on a very tight schedule i had turned off the auto i was late to everything for the rest of the day because somebody stole my food wait because i had to go wait in line to get it after that this is exactly what you said to me. And I did not correct you, uh, in the text messages that you send to me specifically. So I could yell at you now. Why the fuck did you feel like you had to go to Chick-fil-A, wait in the line and fucking, and like push everything back because I had to eat. What the Chick-fil-A?

Why? What else was I supposed to get? Just go to a different restaurant. Where, where not even a restaurant you're in los angeles they're all they all they do not order it to your upcoming event because you had like a podcast appearance yeah you had a doctor appointment then you had a podcast appearance and then you had a flight that you had to catch yes but the but the but but the first appearance that I had to make was at a medical office. What am I supposed to order Chick-fil-A to the medical office? No, then hold off.

I was dying of starvation. We're going to be old men who tell stories at a bar, and people are going to be like, damn, aren't you those guys? That's a long, long time ago. Didn't you guys get heterosexually gay married, and it changed the world? You know what's going to happen. I am going to break loose as a director and actor. I'm going to become an A-list celebrity.

Win an Academy Award. Then I'm going to fall out of favor. And then I'm going to blow my brains out. Question. Okay, no. That's not. No, that's not going to happen. If you direct a movie, can I be in it?

No, absolutely not. Please. Can I be the wait? I'm so good. Watch. Okay. Sorry. All right. the waiter? I'm so good. Watch. Okay. Sorry. All right.

You're reading for a roll. All right. You are a- Would you like your water, sir? You didn't even get the roll. Ouch. And you dropped the product. You're cut.

That was one of the worst reads I've ever seen. That's crazy. Give us a roll. You will never- Give us a roll. You will never work in this fucking town. Give us a roll. Give us a roll.

Give us a roll. And we all have to do a read. You guys have a scene. You've just fucked. You're post-fucking. Cutie, you've just realized that the man that you're in love with is gay. Because something happened in the boudoir.

And scene. And scene! We're running film! I'm going gonna really try to activate he's gonna be hitchcock like he's not yeah we're trying he's not he's not the camera is rolling i'm filming on fucking imax do you know how much that film is you cost me another role and i will shut down this fucking production now camera roll camera roll, sound, end. This is real Kubrick hours right now. He's mentally torturing you specifically so you can get into the role

and it's causing irreparable physical and mental damage. So that butthole stuff, do you always, do you always? I, I, I mean, I think i i mean i've always been into it yeah really yeah i have been i um i also noticed you were closing your eyes like the whole time

it i was really into it i think you're overthinking it really i really do i really think you're overthinking i feel like i didn't like feel any like penetration from your actual penis i like did you actually it felt i think were you soft the whole time are you gay say it to me. Tell me. I'll tell everyone. I won't keep your secret. I'm gay. How do we do it? And scene.

Not bad. Thank you. Thank you. Surprisingly much better than I thought. Not bad. Thank you so much. That was pretty good. You kind of did bad.

The paywall episode is so much better. No. I was trying to be emotional. Honestly, no. Austin, surprisingly also did bad. The paywall episode is so much better. I was trying to be emotional. Honestly, no. Austin, surprisingly, also not bad. We might release this episode as the normal episode and the normal episode as the paywall. I, for a second, literally believed Austin was gay. It was really good.

Yeah. Wow. We know you're straight and you obviously lied to everyone. Can we do an exercise? Sure. I want you to play the reality of the scene. But this time, you are the scorned woman. You are the gay man.

And I want you to own it. The person you love has been lying to you. And you're conflicted. You love them, but you know that this means the end. And camera roll, sound action i was going through i was on your computer why were you on my computer i was checking my email okay because my computer you know my computer broke i dropped it uh-huh i remember you dropped it remember i was going through your computer and i believe i believe wholeheartedly that we have our own business between one of the it's it's we we

we're together but we it's private i don't know what you mean. I saw something. Where? I opened up a tab to go to Gmail. Uh-huh. And I saw twink porn. Okay. It wasn't mine. Gay twink porn.

It wasn't mine. I don't know who else's it could have been. It was on your laptop. I'm a man. All I do is lie and drink protein shakes. Okay, we're going to cut there. That felt like a little bit pointed. Yeah, I didn't think you were playing the reality of the scene there. I think I actually hate acting after that.

I feel like neither of you really were the role that you were supposed to be. I don't know how to be a gay man. I also don't know how to be a woman confronting their man that they're a homosexual. I will take a role in your movie, but not as a gay man. I need a script. I need more direction. You just blame the director, your honor.

I need more direction. Interesting. I'm not a good actor. I'm okay. I play a mean girl really well. I can only play myself. If you make a remake of Mean girl Pretty much anything with Megan Fox in it I think I can do it besides Transformers

But when she's mean I can do that I think maybe I think there's only one movie I don't think I'm going to act ever again You're a good actor I don't think so You need a little coaching I do

What about me that's except for that hot chip and protein shake really shit so did either of you watch my announcement video you fucks i watched the whole thing it was like a freaking movie thank you 14 12 squibs baby i can't believe it wait don't expect it wait Wait, go ahead. Oh my God, you didn't? Did anybody text Will to congratulate him on his OTK announcement? Yes. I literally flew in. I flew into Austin to be a part

of his announcement video. Just a minute. Did he respond to your text? Did he respond to your text? I physically went there to celebrate. Did he respond to your text I physically went there to celebrate did he respond to your text wow he's really good at turning this though I know but it doesn't

what did I say about men and protein I texted Will and I said congratulations all your hard work is paying dividends and you fucking deserve it I love you no response that is actually quite powerful from a man All your hard work is paying dividends, and you fucking deserve it. I love you. No response. That was a nice thing to say.

That is actually quite powerful of a statement. From a man who did not watch the announcement video. Why don't you respond to me? As the biggest streamer in the room, I get a lot of messages. Oh, do you? Okay. I was actually, I'm kind of hurt that I'm the only one. It's my fault.

I was at Topgolf already. Okay. Okay. That's all right. Maybe he didn Topgolf already. Okay. Okay. That's all right. Maybe he didn't. You replied to me. No, I was busy, busy. He's busy.

He's been busy. It's okay. I didn't need to reply. You're turning. You're turning. It's pretty good, though. I was pretty good. I should be a politician.

So you didn't watch his announcement video? I have not watched his announcement video. But I planned to watch it. I was busy. I was in it. I saw little like... Wait, so you didn't watch his announcement video, but you saw my parts of it? No, I saw like... I'm on Twitter

sometimes. That's so much worse. And I'm on Twitter and I saw pictures of it. I planned to watch it. Oh my god. Oh my fucking god. You kicked Kyle. I have to tell you the greatest customer service experience i have ever experienced on on the planet okay from chick-fil-a all right where are we at by the way

march yeah let's finish this you could save it to the you could tell the patreon about you can tell the patreon about it and also i can tell part of it and then i'll share the message that i received the voice message that i received the voice message that i received on the patreon because i still want uh we're gonna do cock watch on patreon nice drake's meat i'm excited no we can't look at that why not it was a leak but he liked that it like he was he was happy about does he want us to look okay i think he want yeah i call him he did well his response to aiden ross made it seem like he was into it i i don't think us to look at it? Well, his response to Aiden Ross made it seem like he was into it. I don't think we should look at Drake's meat.

I don't think we should look at Drake's meat either. I was just going to still talk about it. Oh, we can talk. But we will look on it. So, I went to Chick-fil-A I went to Chick-fil-A and I ordered my normal meal and I get back home and I open the bag

and instead of my kale crunch chicken salad, there was a, what, what I, that's what I ordered a kale crunch salad. There was a Mac and cheese. And then instead of the grilled chicken sandwich, it was a fried chicken sandwich. I was like, no big deal. No big deal. You definitely did not say there was, it doesn't matter, but I was hungry. I was like, I need to eat. And I was like, I just drove. It took me an hour round trip. Cause I waited in line. It took me a long time. I waited in line. I like drove. I was like I need to eat and I was like I just drove it took me an hour round trip because I waited in line it took me a long time I waited in line I like drove I was like trying to be better for the environment so

I didn't order delivery which doesn't make a lot of sense because I sat in the drive through with my own yeah doesn't make a lot of sense but anyway um regardless another thing speaking of the environment I would drive through the drive through and I would turn my car off every time I'd stop.

So it was better for the environment than a delivery driver. A delivery driver might have like a Tesla or something. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know why. Anyway, so I call the store and I'm like, hey, you know, I don't, this isn't a big deal. Could you just refund my card? Because the order's wrong.

They're like, somebody will get back to you. And I'm like, oh, it's a fast food. They've called me three times in the last week to let me know, hey, we're so sorry. They've apologized. They've called. They left voicemails. They've texted me to try to give me back, I want to say probably $12.

And they have been chasing me down for a week. And I texted them back and I said, don't worry about it. This is amazing. The customer service is so phenomenal. Don't even worry about it. I was never upset. I just was like, hey, can I get my money back real quick and maybe get it?

I was trying to get them to like, I was trying to order it on delivery, and then like them not charge me for it somehow. Oh, so you were, oh, so you ended up ordering it on delivery after driving. Yeah, I did. That's really good for the environment.

I didn't get a refund, but anyway. Okay, Taylor's with? Best customer service experience ever. She's not even in the top 30 of celebrities. Oh, I've seen that. We're going to be talking about that on the paywall. Yeah, baby. That's going to do it for this episode.

The family's back together. Thank you so much for joining us this week. There will be more behind the paywall, including Austin Show's Chick-fil-A voicemail. Yes. We'll see voicemail. Yes. We'll see you next time. Yes. And the family's back together every week now for the rest of the year. And also vote for name your price as voting.

Voting close. Don't do that. Voting. But we do. Fuck. Why do we say this at the end of the episode? We have 92 more calendars. I need two more calendars, baby.

Buy your calendars. Hassan's cock is in it. Yeah, all of our cocks are in it. All of our cocks. And also Cutie's tits are in it. Yeah. What? Yeah.

Oh, God. All right, cut there. Hi, Austin. It's Allison at Chick-fil-A. I was calling to apologize about the issues with your order on Saturday. We have someone that double-checks the orders, and I apologize that that got missed. I didn't know if you saw my text from earlier in the week. I was just going to try to have someone from the store call you about that refund,

but we just need to get some details from the card you used. And unfortunately, I work from home, so I'm not able to do that. So basically, it's a team member from the store would give you a call. So if you are able to text me, I did text you from the store number, which is just in case you didn't get my text, feel free to text. And then let me know if someone could call you um possibly tomorrow and we could um get that information from your card and do that refund so text me if you can and let me know if tomorrow um would be a great time for you you can tell me if you have like a morning or afternoon

preference okay thank you so much austin hope you have a great day. Bye. Serious smoke. What? Oh, you're fucked. Taylor Swift is an environmental terrorist, and you must address... No, she swam. She swam to Tokyo. You must address her crimes against the environment. She swam. No, this is...

I'm going to defend Taylor Swift. She buys enough carbon something to offset... That's what I was going to say. That's a scam, in a way. No, she doesn't. No, no, no no this pisses me off cutie i'm totally on your side hey i whatever austin says this pisses me the fuck off i'm sitting there i was sitting there like could you imagine taylor swift on delta airlines go

fuck yourself no fucking way could she she would be such a disruption to air travel. And there's no way she can fly public. Two things I think are super whack that need to be eliminated entirely are private jets in general. Like, you can have smaller jets or whatever the fuck. Or you can have, like, elite level jet status or whatever. But it should still be commercial travel. And the other one is cruise ships. And you like both of those. I think cruise ships should, yeah.

I think cruise ships need to go away. Okay, yeah, my global footprint's pretty insane. Yeah. Are you going to defend Taylor Swift? Um, um, I mean, I think it's crazy how much flack she gets in comparison to, like, Travis Scott or the Kardashians. They fly more. Travis Scott got a ton of flack when his concert killed people.

Yeah, but for the flight thing. Yeah, no. Because he flies more than that. Well, I think when the bar is set at people died at your show, it kind of feels like a step back to be like, you have a bad carbon footprint. You also have a bad carbon footprint. It's just...