Fear& - Aaron Rodgers HATES Hasan Piker..? (Ft. Wahlid Mohammad & Trey Richards)

Episode Date: May 23, 2023

This week Trey and Wahlid join the boys to talk about things like Will Neff converting to Islam, why the boys hate london, making me pull up and react to some of the most uncomfortable videos on the internet and more. I'm writing this description in my hotel room in vegas at 4am after a full weekend of EDC so please have mercy on me. Hope you guys like this episode, i'll be back next week with a juicer description ok i promise alright gn.🎉BONUS CONTENT🍾 🌟PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/FearAnd🎧 AUDIO PLATFORMS - https://linktr.ee/fearand♥ follow our guest! ♥Wahlid -  https://twitter.com/Trey_RichardsTrey -  https://twitter.com/Wahlid✰ follow Fear&! ✰Hasan: https://twitter.com/HasanthehunWill: https://twitter.com/TheWillNeffMarche: https://twitter.com/MarcheFear&: https://twitter.com/FearAndPod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was going to ask. No. Are you praying today? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. I was, yeah, I thought Ty was and then you know i found out he's not it's very disappointing so yeah we're gonna fucking deal yeah what yeah what this is

literally a fucking woman to say we're already whipping the fucking we're already whipping the glizzy demonetize asap uh what's up everybody we're back with fear and podcast that's right we got some special guests today uh we're permanently replacing cutie and austin as co-hosts i know like a while ago we were like yay cutie and austin are co-hosts they're done they're done well one's gay The other's a woman. And we decided. I'm out. I'm out. Yeah. Yeah. We decided. Fuck that.

You know, back to the roots. Let's get some. Let's get some men in here. You know what I mean? That's right. Yep. So much men that we got Farley in the building. Yeah.

Yeah. A man right there. What are you showing? His dick? What are you showing? Oh. Dick. Dick. Yeah.

He's like, hang out. I'll show you. That's a man right there. I was just having Farley say hi. I wasn't showing his dick. I don't know why I hang out. I'll show you. That's a man right there. Say hi. Yeah. I don't know why I went there. That's weird.

That's your fault. Somehow. Uh, it's your fault for not coming to England tomorrow with me. So I mean, that is fully on. We're going by the way. Yeah. Yeah.

We're excited. Yeah. They're coming. Yeah. It's going to be a blast. Yeah. They're coming with me oh i forgot to introduce our guests we're joined by trey and waleed you guys probably saw them on the stream earlier uh maybe i don't know when the fuck this podcast can drop it you know a while ago

or maybe not so long ago you know what i mean depending on when we're watching yeah depending on when you're watching uh you covered all your bases there that was nice exactly you always gotta you always gotta keep them guessing you guys like london oh we uh we're excited to go back to what i've never been i'm lying yeah we're not going they're lying to you yeah no don't worry they lied to my mom so like they're they're just liars yeah no you were like we do, T-Bone? Yeah, no, you were like, yeah, we go way back. We were friends in college. I was like, bro, you're lying to my mom. I like to hit his mom too, man.

I be lying to moms, that's my thing. That's my thing. They have podcasts individually. Shout out your podcast. Yeah, Random Order Podcasts. Foul Tip Podcasts under the TMG. This might be a sport-heavy episode. I don't know shit about this whole point.

What the fuck are you going to talk about then? Yeah, I don't know. I mean, he doesn't know shit about sports either. The Knicks are playing right now, aren't they? They are. You don't know sports that much? You're like me. I'll fuck with you.

I'll fuck with you. I know sports. Sons are playing right now. Yeah. Well, it depends on when this comes out. Are you into sports? Are you like a big? I'm a New York sports guy, so I really haven't been that sport heavy.

For the first time in forever. What? What the? You guys know we lose every year. Okay, let's pull it up. Speaking of sports and speaking of New York sports, I got to fucking bone a pig with you. I got to bone a pig with you. Oh, you got to bone a pig?

Okay, yeah, I do. Somehow it's going to you. I got a bone to pick with you. Oh, you got a bone to pick with me. Okay. Yeah, I do. Somehow it's going to be towards 9-11. Let's do it. Okay. So, first and foremost, I find a tweet.

Sure. About possibly Aaron Rodgers on his verified account, beefing in the, in the comment section of a TikTok on a stan account of mine. It was like Cheapie Hassan or something. And he's like, Hassan is such a fucking piece of shit. Such a hater.

Piece of shit leftist. Something like that. Where is it? Let's pull up the tweet real quick. Let's pull that up. He goes, me and TikTok Aaron Rodgers have made peace. Any Hassan homies reading is no longer on site. Wait pull that up. He goes, me and TikTok. Me and TikTok Aaron Rodgers have made peace. Any Hasan homies reading is no longer on site. Wait, hold up.

Yeah, well, that's an update, but whatever. The original tweet thread was, Hasan is a miserable human being. He goes, the clip's on my channel. If you want to see it, it's probably going to be surreal. Oh, shit, never mind. That's an update. Fuck. If you go back to the first video on Chibi Hasan.

What'd you say about Aaron Rodgers I didn't say shit about Aaron Rodgers you sure yeah I love I mean I make fun of him all the time he's an anti-vaxxer

but like not on my clip like he would he's not gonna fucking see he's like responding to some random shit yeah well I'm I am deep

in the Jets community Aaron Rodgers goes Hasan's a miserable human being Chibi Hasan obviously says want to really know what makes people miserable? CTE from football. That's one of my fans fucking dunking

on Aaron Rodgers. He goes, yeah, CTE's pretty brutal. What's that got to do with Hassan being a miserable loser leftist? You think I'm going to humor someone with CTE in a politically charged conversation like arguing with a pigeon? Damn. He goes, I don't know if you're the real Aaron Rodgers, but if you are, you should go back to running your head into other people for money.'s what you're good at oh did you write that

lie you're you're on this thing so i didn't write that i didn't go back to chibi's video um this was hard for me so so yeah i sent this to will and he literally because you're a jets fan oh oh yeah he's a major jets fan yeah yeah and and yeah. And you know, guys, this is ultimately, this is a very hard decision for me as a Jets fan, but I think I came to the right decision. Not the six-minute video. I think I did. He makes us watch the whole thing.

Yeah, I'll watch six minutes if you want. He put a whole six minutes up. There's like a 30-second clip. Yeah, it's a 30-second clip. He's on LSF. Damn, you're fast, though. You should work for the FBI. Maybe he's got those raiders.

He did just kind of pull up out of nowhere through the window. So you're happy that he's at the Jets now, right? You're pumped. He loves Aaron Rodgers. He thinks Aaron Rodgers is going to Oh, you're a dick rider. Dick rider. He just wants to win

so bad Dick Ryder Being a fan of your own team Is a dick ride That's That's crazy What's your What team do you dick ride for I don't have a team

I don't dick ride anybody That's crazy I like that I like where your energy is at What about you You like the fucking Was it Blue Jays or whatever No

They're not football team I know I'm saying like You have a team In general your energy's at. What about you? You like the fucking, was it Blue Jays or whatever? No, no, no. I know. I'm saying like you have a team in general. I got a team, man. What is it, the Raptors? Shout out to the Raptors. You know, we won that chip, but I've been watching the Orlando Magic, man. Interesting team. Y'all got

nothing to say about Orlando Magic? No, because the last time I thought about Orlando Magic was like Dwight Howard. I have a question. I told you, the first time I saw you, I said Orlando Magic and then I challenged you to say about Orlando Magic. No, because the last time I thought about Orlando Magic was Dwight Howard. I have a question. I told you the first time I saw you, I said Orlando Magic, and then I challenged you to ball. I don't know if you remember that. I don't remember you saying Orlando Magic,

because I hyper-focused on you challenging me to ball. And I was thinking, I'm going to fucking destroy this guy. That's what I was thinking. That's funny. He would say that about you. Yeah. Yeah. He was saying that.

So I have a question. If a really good player came to the Orlando magic, yeah, you'd become a fan of that player Okay, well, let's see Let's see. Let's see. Because if your reaction is crazy. His reaction is crazy. I have to pull this up for you guys. I have to pull this up for you guys. Yeah, pull up the clip.

No. There is actually no show. So I'm seeing the verification, man. Hassan just sent this to me. Bro, Aaron Rodgers, the fucking quarterback with the football team the jets yep verified on tiktok hated on my hassan piker clip and then i dunked on him ct is bro basically hassan is a miserable human being want to know what really makes people miserable ct for football yeah ct is pretty brutal brutal what's that got to do with Hassan being miserable?

Loser leftist. Wow, dude. This sucks. See, I dealt with it like an adult. Because now I can't be friends with Hassan anymore. Isn't Aaron Rodgers like a psycho? Like he's in the dark. I've known this motherfucker for 12 years, bro. 12 years?

And it was a beautiful 12 years. He said, Hasan, who I hate that miserable leftist. We gotta move forward now. Didn't Aaron Rodgers do some dark retreat thing? Why are you vouching for him? He's a Jets fan, bro. He will go to any lengths.

Throw in the pigskin, that's an art. Yeah. Any way you can get an edge, you take it. Yeah. And Aaron Rodgers slings dick. What if he fucking ruins team chemistry? It's not happening. He's already said he's been at a Knicks game,

he's been at a Rangers game, and in a press conference he said, I'm so happy I had to pinch myself yesterday to make sure I wasn't dreaming. What was he at before? Green Bay. Oh, that's right.

He's so excited to be out of your commie territory where the people own the team. He's excited to be with Woody J. Oh, man.

I don't know anything about football, so he says I'm a Green Bay Packers fan. He and Sauce Gardner were hanging out with Jessica Alba courtside and Jessica Alba started hitting on Sauce Gard so he says I'm a Green Bay Packers fan. He and Sauce Gardner were hanging out with Jessica Alba courtside, and Jessica Alba started hitting on Sauce Gardner, who I'm friends with.

No big deal. Yeah, you stream with him, didn't you? I do. Yeah. You're closest. So it's like you were courtside with Jessica Alba. That is right. That's what it feels like.

Transitive property. Yeah. That's how that works. That's that connection you're just willing to let go? Just like Matt Healy. Speaking of Transitive Property, Matty Healy, friend of the show, singer, songwriter, lead of the 1975.

Thank you. 1975, a band I definitely listen to. He is a friend of the show, and he may or may not be dating Taylor Swift. So since... Oh, is that he that you know? not be dating Taylor Swift. So since... Oh, is that tea that you know? We're dating Taylor. Yes!

Since Cutie Cinderella. Yeah, exactly. Technically, you guys are. You want to know why? Because you're part of the podcast. Cutie Cinderella, not dating Taylor Swift. She's not a part of the podcast because she's not here.

She's in a tent or something like she's Aaron Rodgers. She's doing a darkness dream. podcast because she's not here. She's in a tent or something like she's Aaron Rodgers. She's doing a darkness retreat. She's doing like a darkness retreat. I want to bring up something important, though. Jets have the first Muslim head coach. That's right. I saw that. In NFL history.

I saw that. So if the Jets win. Wait, I'm not Muslim. Why'd you bring that up I've never seen a prey he's Muslim as hell why are you calling me out you're not Muslim

I am Muslim I've seen your Instagram feed I know you're Muslim oh shit damn this man's got the most meta Instagram feed

I've ever seen in my life if Robert Sala and the Jets win it is a inshallah inshallah it is a victory for progress Instagram feed I've ever seen in my life. If Robert Saleh and the Jets win, it is a victory for progress. Are you going to revert to Islam? You're going to fucking come out like Sneako and Andrew Tate? If that would help the Jets win a game or two,

I would be taking my Taj to Mecca right now. If they won it all this year, you'd convert. I'd think about it. Dude, that would be so good. Dude, you're like, oh my God. It's a Super Bowl. Revert, revert, dude. That's like, you have to be, you're extra, they go extra

hard. Yeah. We've been running away from our religion. We're trying to get away. And the motherfuckers that run towards it, they scare me a little bit. If Allah brings touchdowns to New York, I'm all on board. You think,

so Mohamed Sanu, right? What? Wait, what's the name of the dude, the coach? Robert Sala. No, is it Robert Sala? Wait, where's Mohamed Sanu?

Where did I get that from? I don't know, dude. I said that last week, too. I'm going to look it up. I'm going to look it up. I think he's a player. You guys are assuming a lot today, man. I think he plays, like. I said that last week, too. I'm going to look it up. I'm going to look it up. I think he's a player. You guys are assuming a lot today, man. I think he plays like, I think he's like a wide receiver.

He's a wide receiver. Yeah, dude. What the fuck? Why do I, where? Oh, because he was at Rutgers. That's why. That shit stuck with me. You went with Rutgers, remember?

Yeah. I did, I did. Wait, have you ever been to a mosque? Yeah. When was the last time you've been to a mosque? I don't know about that bitch. Fucking. Yeah.

No, I've been to. Yeah. Yeah. I've never been to a mosque to like actually legit pray in it. Like I never attended like Juma prayer. No, but like there's hella mosques. I went to go play with cats. No, no, no.

There's hella mosques in Turkey that are like, you know. Oh, you don't say. Well, there's a lot of mosques in turkey that are like historical artifacts so i've been like you know isopia and shit like yeah but last time i've been to a mosque has been i've been to a church uh uh more recently than i've been to a mosque i went to the first african methodist church fame it's like a famous black church in Los Angeles. I went there like three years ago, I think. That was the last time I've been to like a religious.

And you haven't been to a. No, I have not. It's the last time you've been to. Yeah. What's up? What's up? Wow. Dude, the last time I remember, I was like 12.

Oh, my God. I've been to a mosque more recently than you. The last thing I remember was the guy, the imam was saying this, he was dropping bars or whatever, and he was like, you don't need material items, it's bad, blah, blah, blah.

And I remember after the speech, he hopped in a yellow Hummer. Big-ass Hummer. You had an imam with a yellow Hummer? Yellow Hummer, and he just got off and saying, you don't need material items. That's awesome. He hopped in an H-3 with the big wheels? Yeah,mer. And he just got off saying, you don't need material items. That's fine. After the H3.

After the H3. With the big wheels? Yeah, man. Damn. That's sick. Yeah. But, like, they don't even do tithing and shit in, maybe they do in America, but, like, it's not a part of Islam normally.

So, I'm surprised. I'm surprised they were doing it like that in New Jersey. Yeah. No, this is Irvine, actually. Oh, in Irvine. Oh, you went to a... Oh, okay. A mosque is Irvine, actually. Oh, you went to... I lost in Irvine, yeah. And my grandma was like,

what'd you learn that day? I was like, I don't know. To be honest. I'm kind of confused, yeah. My imam's a baller. Oh, yeah. Okay, so it's not Mohamed Sanu. My bad.

It's Robert Sala. Robert Sala of Dearborn, Michigan. Cousins with... Ali. Ali, myth. Yeah. Oh, really? No, no, our Ali. Ali, myth. Oh, really? No, no, our Ali.

The one who boxed. Yep. Oh, nice. Yeah, he's got big-ass family in Dearborn. Oh, nice. He's also cousins with AB, who was also fighting that night. Anthony Stark. AB Starkilla from Dearborn.

Oh, yeah. I was going to go somewhere else with that. Anthony Bavis with a B. Yeah, he. I was going to go somewhere else with it. Anthony Bavis. With a B. Yeah. He fought a good fight that night. He lost. AB lost.

No, no. Myth. Oh, Ali won. Yeah. You're right. I thought you were just saying things again. No, it was a good fight. Yeah. That was my first boxing match.

Honestly, it was pretty intense. It was fun. The competition was really up there. Yeah. I mean, there's... We're going to... I'm probably going to be attending another boxing match. Honestly, it was pretty intense. The competition was really up there. Yeah. I'm probably going to be attending another boxing match. The KSI one in the UK. Someone is not coming and not

attending. That's where you're going for? This is part of it, yeah. There's a lot of content creators that are going to be out there, so we're trying to do some podcasts out there. The co-host of your podcast is not going? I'll talk to him. One co-host is awesome. I think there's something

deep inside my DNA that just hates London. You can't say that. London's amazing. You like London? Oh god, I hate London. Same thing, man. I fucking hate London.

I know why you like London I agree with him for shitting on London What's wrong with London? Bro London is so London is great if you grew up in fucking America or America's hat Canada but like

but honestly it's like as far as Canada. But like, honestly, it's like, as far as European cosmopolitan cities goes, I feel like London is so mid. We were there

during the heat wave and there was no air conditioning. Yeah, no air con. No. Just terrible. Man,

London is a beautiful city, man. I love being in London. I fucking, I disagree with that too. Yeah, dude is a beautiful city, man. I love being in London. I fucking disagree with that, too. The culture there is good. Yeah, dude.

I like to quote Snatch whenever I talk about London, where it's like, if I leave my country, I don't want to go for anything less than warm, sandy beaches and drinks with umbrellas in them. Yeah. We've got sandy beaches. Well, who the fuck wants to see them? So what specifically do you hate about London?

Because I want to go one day. I think London is like, I mean, it's fire if you don't travel a lot. But you've been to China and shit. You know what I mean? So you're not. Wait, what? Yeah, I was fucked in China, man. You don't like China?

No. Oh, I love China. I love China. I love China. I love China. I love China. I love China. I love China.

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I love China. I love China. I love China. I love China. I love China. I love China. I love China. I love China. I love China. I love China. I got a direct dial to fucking G. I will call Tup G right now. Yeah, dude. We love the CCP, bro. Don't even start. That's why they changed the name. Bro, look at that right there.

Pull that red thing out right now. It's like Oprah. Don't make me bang another set. Bro. Yeah. Look at that, dude. Yeah, you see that? Wait, what flag is this?

What is this? It's just a flag, bro. Don't worry about it. Yeah. If he said it. We rock the banners out here. I'll put it over the mic. Anyway, what I was saying is I feel like London, as far as European cities goes,

it's like Paris and London both are kind of mid. They get a lot of play. Everyone's like, oh, they're so sick. I feel like Barcelona is much nicer. Much more beautiful. I agree. Croatia. I would even say Amsterdam.

Love Amsterdam. I agree. I like Amsterdam I agree I feel like they're more fun they're cleaner, they're nicer better public transit you know what I mean if I compare London to any American city yeah London clears like 100% you know

London's just a good time to go you're in a different world different accents they're talking like fake shit. I ain't doing that, man. It doesn't feel like a different world. It feels like diet America, like old America. You got to get out.

That's proper, man. I want to find my roots. Yeah. Wait, what? I want to get down to Australia. That's where I want to go. I've never been. You guys been to Australia?

Where haven't you been? I have only been to, like, pretty much all over Europe. I've never been to any African country. I've never been to any South American country. Yeah, I've never been, like, anywhere further east than Turkey. So, like, well i guess japan now uh but before japan i had never been to like any of the any of the far eastern countries at all and i've never been to australia so my only shit is like my what is that? Come on, man. Wakanda. That's a good time. I'm not going to say it.

I'm not going to say it. Yeah, no. I've only been to Europe for the most part. I've been to Europe a lot. So... Yeah, go to Australia. You ever been to Dubai in the Middle East? No.

No, not at all. No Gulf nations. You ever go to the Mecca? You should go. Yeah, I should. If the Jets win the Super Bowl. If the Jets win the Super Bowl, first of all, we have two bets. Now we have one bet. If the Jets play in the Super Bowl,

I'm going to the games with them. I don't like football that much, but obviously I gotta be. But you do have to fucking literally revert. You have to say you, baby. But, like, you do have to fucking literally revert. Like, you have to say you're Muslim. Okay. And identify, yeah.

Yeah. Take a couple days, think about it, come back on the next episode and be like, you know what? Confirmed. Confirmed, yeah. Don't just say okay right now. Like, you can't. They don't let you in Mecca. Why you put your dog in there?

They don't let you in Saudi Arabia, dog. Really? Yeah. It's the holy land. It's the holy pilgrimage. You can't do it unless you're Muslim. Wow. So you got to like.

Did they give me like a quiz? They will probably look at your. They will monitor your social media, I assume. Like there's a process. I'm a Jets fan. Wait, can you look that up actually? What are like. I know.

It's cool. I'm a fan of the Jets. You can't say like I'm a fan of the Jets. But like what are the protocols to figure out? I'll let this guy in. Yo, you should go to Mecca and you should... Muslim for Hodge. Is he typing that fast?

H-A-J-J. Yeah. Goddamn. I mean, that's just the Hodge guide, but like... I keep looking at the camera and thinking, who the hell is behind me? I keep fucking... Yeah, can not...

I mean, I don't know. Look up, like, can non-Muslims attend Hajj? But that's like... It's going to be a no, but maybe there's like a thing. No, you have to be, right? Yeah, non-Muslims are forbidden to travel to Mecca and the portions of Medina,

which are considered sacred. All pilgrims must leave Saudi Arabia after Hajj no later than the 10th of Muharram each year. This year approximately July 28th, 2023. Yo, you'd take the craziest photo. You're going to wear the white robe and stand in front of Mecca. Arms up like this. Yeah, like that fucking, have you seen that Jack? With the Lombardi trophy.

Yeah, with the Lombardi trophy on the side. Bro, we'll go to, we'll go to Hajj together. I'll, I'll, I'll vouch for you. I mean, are they going to quiz me? Maybe. I don't know if they quiz you, but like. What kind of pizza you eat? They'll probably look at your social media.

I don't know if I should say this. Oh. But I will. Uh-oh. Huzbullah came into the office. Uh-huh. I gotta be careful, man. Nah, nah. Huzbullah came into the office. Uh-huh. I got to be careful, man. Hezbollah came into the office, and his team, all Russian, Dagestani,

his hardcore Muslims, whatever, right? And they were hungry. I said, don't worry, man. I got pizza on the way. Oh, no. Pizza is on the way. Did you not give him pepperoni? No, I didn't give him pepperoni, but I gave him cheese pizza.

Okay, that's fine. But they asked if it was halal. I said, mm. Well, I mean, yeah, it's it's cooked in like a pork area scared yeah he's like this is way better than pizza i've had before what is this yeah are you giving pepperoni he just he's life-changing that's the thing i did that to one of my friends yeah he didn't eat pork and i got him an egg roll i'm like yo this shit is busting here because it was just a good egg roll in toronto and he was dipping he's just like yo man this is fucking delicious

that's why hold on all these guys had pork before fucked his life up man yeah he's going to hell now dude you happy he's going to jahannam it was just it was just a a life decision you know he wasn't muslim or anything so but he's eating pork every day now so maybe i did something maybe he saved him Wait he had pork for the first time And he loved it Yo man I'm just here Hold up

I'm gonna fix something real quick Cause the light is shining Directly in your eyes And you're too polite To say anything about it Who me? Oh shit On your beard

It's like lining up your beard Perfectly I thought I was gonna say I was gonna say This guy's hating man You're gonna be shying on him I'm getting his beard on

The song said the beard Looked too good I gotta nerf it I, man. I'm getting my beard on. The song said the beard looked too good. I got to nerf it. I feel bad. Yeah, I was heating up. Okay. I appreciate that. Yeah, pork was a big decision for me when I was like, man, this shit's like

jamón y barrico, you know what I mean? Some prosciutto. It's like special. Really? Oh. you said what what else do you find yourself praying do you find yourself facing in a random direction that you don't even don't even know something is calling to you yeah because you stand oh yeah the compass i just point to the east and put my ass up. Yeah, it's so weird, right?

That's crazy. No pork. That's right. Saudi authorities. I don't eat pork. I also don't eat octopus. Yeah. Because they're too smart.

Is that why? Octopus are too fucking smart. They're too smart and I do feel bad, but char the motherfuckers up. Bro, have you guys seen the fucking people that eat the octopus live? Oh, it's like... Yo, pull that shit up. No, that's... Don't type it.

No, look it up. Look it up. Sorry. Look it up. Yeah, look it up. Wally is a freak like me. He loves that shit. Bro, it's like moving in your mouth and squirming.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Play that with a mukbang. That probably tastes even better if you think about it. They experience fear and shit, and you're just... This is about eating a live octopus. Please exit if you don't like... Yo, it moves in your mouth, and it tries... Wait, wait, wait.

Play the sound. What the fuck you mean? It's ASMR. That's what good pussy sounds like. Hey, look at that. Play the sound. What the fuck you mean? It's ASMR. That's some good pussy sound. Hey, look at that shit squirming. No, I get it. I get it. Eat it fresh. Wait, have you seen the Chick-fil-A live tarantulas? Pull that up. Oh, what the fuck?

Look up old lady back. No, we're done. We're done. You lost your privilege of the answer. Dude, this fucked me up for a while. No, this, dude. This fucked me up for a while. Nah, I can't. This fucked me up for a while. It's itchy. Honestly, I...

Look at that. Look at that fucking thing, man. That's how we go to Australia. This is what Nick Avocado needs to do. He doesn't have it like that. What, tarantulas up like that? Bro, that... Dude, I don't have it like that. But tarantulas look like that? Ah! Bro, that...

Man, I don't like it. She got it dancing in the chili oil. This guy's saying, you know, that's fucking hot. Nah, I'm biting her ass, man. Do they bite? Do tarantulas bite? Yeah, I thought so. Big time, man.

His voice is going to get dipped. Hold on. Fuck this. From the butt. She's going for the ass. You got to go ass first. You going to get dimmed. Hold on. Walk this. From the butt. She's going for the ass. You got to go ass first. You got to go ass first. Yeah.

Yeah. Elyse Corkett. Yeah. Elyse Corkett. She's eating her hair too. She got a little bit of hair in there. Fry it. Fry it, Ely in there Fry it Fry it at least Fry it

That takes a piece of me Yeah That takes a piece of me Yeah no more man I would try it I would try it I'm fucked up man I would try it

The back at least You would try it I would try it You're out of your fucking mind I would try it You're deranged Get one in front of me right now Bro I don't want to be

You strayed far from God's light I do not want to be in the same zip code as Trying the tarantula I don't want to be around it As a Jets fan Honestly as a Jets fan that's not cool Yeah yeah yeah Bro I mean

Actually in Islam Spiders are holy They're considered holy Nevermind What is this story spiders are holy. They're considered holy. There you go. Never mind, never mind. Yeah, because they, what is this story? I think they were like looking for a prophet Muhammad

and then he went into a cave and then the spiders like put a web outside of the cave. And then they were like, oh, don't need to check this cave because there's spider webs outside of it. Yeah. So, you know. Didn't they used to sew spider webs

into like the armor of the hasars or whatever they were called and then it made them arrow proof look that shit up we're abusing we're abusing

Marsha today because he he couldn't he couldn't pull up one fucking video so we're just gonna keep yelling at him today Marsha I got something

else man yeah look up old Canada anthem that's where your mind went? Yeah, out of all the things. I'm going to sing it for you. Spider thread in armor.

Says what? Yeah, there's coffee. You're killing me today. Look up how to make a bomb. No, no, no, no, no. No, that's my computer. Hold up. He's already on a no-fly list. Yeah, 100%. I'm trying to leave the country

tomorrow. I don't want to. You guys ever tried jerk pork? Jerk pork? You don't like jerk chicken or anything like that? Jerk chickens. Incredible. I don't think I've had jerk pork. If I find a good LA spot that has some good jerk pork, I gotta try it. Then I'll tell you.

Okay. Or if you go to Toronto, yeah. There's some good spots like that? Fuck, man. I've had like my, I don't know. I'm such a, I'm not like a picky eater, except for seafood. I don't eat any seafood whatsoever. Nothing?

Sushi? No seafood. We was just talking about Nobu. i only eat the wagyu yeah he goes and eats all this meat yeah the wagyu i know everybody loves sushi and i know that their sushis are pretty good, right? That's what I've heard. I know that their sushis are pretty good. Because I know there's solid-ass Wagyu there, so I'm going to have some of that.

Is that where we're going tonight? What? Are we going somewhere tonight? Oh, you're treating us? Oh. That's awesome. Believe that. Believe that.

Believe that. Well, we are gatekeeping. What is happening? Yo, you are so quick with that. What did you say? Bro, he gave me the fattest tip. I don't know if I can tell you. See, now you're saying yeah, man, too.

Dude, it's... It's because I hate when I hate on you guys. Yeah. Dude, it's so... Yeah, I was thinking about it. I was taking a shower and I was saying to myself, yeah, man. Yeah, man. Yeah. It's so. Yeah, I was. I was thinking about I was taking a shower. I'm saying to myself. Yeah, man. Yeah, man. Yeah. It's sick.

It's dope. It's bad for me to say it because like at least you're brown enough that you clear it. I spent time. I was there for like a year. Yeah. If I if I say people are like, what the fuck? Like, what are you doing? You get some words off like.

Like we were learning. I was learning Toronto slang yesterday. Okay. He's like a dictionary. Oh, yeah. Like, digging. I was digging Stephanie. Oh.

Or ping? Pining. Oh, pining? Pining, there you go. Yeah, pining. Does that mean you want something? Pining your girl. All right, it means you got something. I, pining. Does that mean you want something? Pining your girl. It means you got something.

I'm pining your girl. That's funny. That's an overlap of like. He just moves on like that. No, that's funny because that's an overlap of Toronto and like very waspy English if you're pining for someone. Yeah, yeah. What a strange overlap.

Yeah, I mean, it happens. Yeah, you know, a lot of Jamaicans over there in London. I like London. It's very similar to Toronto. Yeah, I mean, it happens. Yeah, you know, a lot of Jamaicans over there in London. That's why I like London. It's very similar to Toronto. Yeah, the accent. Toronto slang and London slang is identical. Yeah, from like... Very similar.

Yeah, it's just a lot of Jamaicans over there. That's why. So we took their steez. They took ours. We share it. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I don't know.

Is there good... We're about to find out if there's good jerk chicken out there or jerk pork I'll find some place I'll send them to you some good Wakandan food too now he knows he's not going to walk into it he wants to get his joke off so bad

I'm not going to say it I'm going to say it wait what's that expectation what am I supposed to say nothing Wakanda I was going to say, oh, wait, oh, wait. Wait, what's that expectation? What am I supposed to say? I don't even know anymore. I really don't know anymore. I really don't know anymore. Oh, what's Wakanda?

No, the bit is, well, the thing is I don't know him all enough. Okay. But the bit is I'm like, yo, you got to hear his Wakandan accent. The idea is you got to gaslight him. And the thing he woke on is a real play. Yeah. That's what you're, okay. No, you're gaslighting him because it's basically he's being racist.

Yeah. I got it, but he's being racist. Yeah, I know. I got it, but he knows. Just fuck up. Also, he's too white to do that. I know, I know. Come on, man. He's my co-host. Oh, man. You want to try at least?

I'm about to get canceled again, dude. Type Wakanda. Pull up an to get canceled again, dude. Type of conda. Pull up an accident. Pull up an accident. Oh, man. This has been a wonderful week. We played a little bit of basketball. You, unfortunately.

I was there. You were there, but you, unfortunately, could not participate in the ball set. I'm not going to lie. I pulled up. I saw a dude with a mouth guard, and I was like. Yeah. They were kitted out for fucking 75 degree Saturday afternoon. Listen, I'm getting in great shape. I don't need somebody to land on me playing fucking pickup right now. What's this internet shit about?

Who's beefing with you? Floyd Baskin-Roy? Huh? Is this on? Yeah. Ludwig. Ludwig and me are. Why he got you smiling? Yeah. Why he got you speaking? Internet shit about who's beefing with you like basketball. Ludwig, yuck. Ludwig and the yard. Why you got your smile on your back?

Yeah, why you got your t-shirt? Yo, wait, why are you hard? We talk about him every episode. That's why it's funny. The obligatory Ludwig mention. Pull it up, pull it up. This guy's talking shit. So it's going to be

literally Billy Ravebrains, Hasan, me, Austin Show. Billy Ravebrain show and no billy rave brains right there yeah and cutie cinderella versus the yard i think we still win oh yeah yo what i think we cook them with cutie yeah i literally think we smoke them how many guys get a real hooper in there man yeah yeah it's literally their five versus our five I think we bro I can't you're trying to recruit me now

I think of it yeah yeah I thought we could have like our guests on or something you know what I mean yeah

yeah we could have our guests on you know what I wanted to do is I wanted to have I wanted to reach out do you know who Caitlin Clark is the

oh the hooper yeah and have her pull up and see if the yard recognizes her. Oh, just hello. Oh yeah. This is my cousin.

And just bang three. You bring her up and you're like, this is cutie. What do you mean? You don't recognize her girlfriend. What the fuck? That's weird. Just 10,

three pointers. Yeah. She's sick. She's sick. She had me screaming at my TV. We watched it. Yeah, fuck. I forgot that. The year is flying, man.

I don't even know where I'm at. It's been a quick year. I can't believe it's already halfway through the year. Dude, we went to London. We launched this podcast 10 months ago. That's crazy. It's been 10 months since we launched it.

And we're at 200,000 followers on YouTube. That's true. And we got what? How many subs do we have? Congratulations. Congratulations. Yeah. How many subs are we on at Patreon? God damn.

Congratulations. Yeah. Yes, sir. Night work. Yes, sir. God damn. Yeah. 10 months ago, I was like fucking begging him to come with me to London.

He was like, I hate my life. I'm going to fucking die. Yeah. He's like, I don't want to fucking do this, you fucking piece of shit. Yeah, why aren't you going to see your life? Yeah, London sucks ass. He hates London so much. How long are you going for?

Six days, man. Dog. I'll go. Go. Yeah. Dog. I'll go. Go. Yeah. Go. I look like Will. We'll make you Will now.

Listen, I'll go. Listen, I'll go other places. I'll go somewhere fun. But like London, that's so brutal. Where would you wish you'd want to be? Fucking anywhere. Anywhere but London. Philippines, Australia, Thailand.

That's fire. That's Australia Thailand that's fire that's fire that's fire oh we're back okay okay lock it in right now Japan end of fucking June

I'll lock it in yeah I'll lock it in I'll lock it in I'll lock it in we'll kill him I got one complication though oh this guy has excuses man

nah I burnt my vax card in solidarity with Aaron Rodgers so oh no yo you need it you need to get into japan i burnt mine in solidarity i gotta figure it out dude it's fine i gotta get another two japan listen all i'm saying is japan is everything that that you imagine it to be

everyone always like oh it's the best place i've ever been to. And I was like, oh, maybe I'm like, you know, really. Can we start planning shit now, though? Like, I want to do it the whole, I want to do Mario Kart. Yeah, we do. We suck each other in the onsen. Smart. Yeah, we got to do that.

Come on, bro. You got to suck your homies off in the onsen. It's a tradition. I tried. You won't let me. You went on a bullet train out there? Oh, yes, I did. It was a tradition. I tried. You won't let me. You went on a bullet train out there? Yes, I did. It was so good.

I love trains. We got to do sumo against each other. Oh, yeah. Dude, speaking of sumo, okay, this is kind of related. Sanctuary just came out on Netflix. It's fucking fire. Can we bring that up?

It's about the sumo stables here. Like, yeah, pull- up trailer, like Sanctuary Netflix trailer. It's about sumo stables? It's about the sumo stables. It's like this guy who's from a fucked up family who is like a badass in sumo.

I started watching it. Yeah, we're going to watch it. It's out? Yeah, he's trying to become one. Oh, this watch it. It's out. Yeah, he is like he's trying to become one You guys ever watch this to go tournament never know they're incredible. Yeah The bad boy soon sumo, man. Yeah, there's a cutie journalist. Cutie Japanese cutie pie journalist. I think I could fuck you up in sumo.

Really? Yeah. I got some pretty fucking good. I got good leg strength, though. That's what matters. And I got the wrestling. Oh, true. Oh, yeah.

I forgot about that. Yeah, that's a big. Out of the two of you, who wins in sumo? Oh. Yeah, me. Easily. Yeah, that's a big... Out of the two of you, who wins in sumo? Oh, yeah, me, easily. Yeah, he's broke. He's kicked up. You see this guy's case when he walked in?

Nah, I'm no kick. Got a lot of ass. He's got a Hank Hill ass, dude. I got king of the hill butt, bro. Just flat, just straight. Just a frog pulling up there. Just fucking straight. Have you guys heard of Bush Kashi? Have you heard of that sport?

Bush Kashi? Bush Kashi, yeah. Come on, bro. You're from the Middle East. Wait. Is that like the extreme tag? It's kind of. It's basically goat hockey or goat rugby.

Oh, my God. I have seen it. You play with a goat corpse. Yeah. And you try and land it in a well. It's considered one of the most dangerous sports in the world. And you ride horses. What do you do?

It's an Afghan slash Mongolian. It's actually in Rambo 3. So they cut off the head and legs of a goat. So it's a goat's torso. And then it's like rugby but mixed with polo where you're on horseback. And you have to lift this carcass up and throw it in a well. And you're jumping to the well. You're fucking with the goat.

But people get fucked up. And you're riding a horse and someone's beating you up on the fucking horse it's ashes you're riding a horse you're riding a horse up why'd you bring this up like you you're able to do this i don't know i want to see it you got epigenetic memories unlocked all of a sudden you get on the horse you're like what the fuck? Holy fuck, Severus. I'm so good at this. I'm fucking sick of this. I'm fucking sick of it. Look it up. Google it. It's Goat Hockey Afghan. I promise you it'll show up. Yeah, it does. My SEO is crazy.

I promise you it's going to... I'll put money on it. Oh. Oh. Yeah, no. I watched this. Next up on Fun Sports. John Boy. This spur...

This is... Look at that. Yeah, so that's a carcass. And people get fucked up playing this game. Bang! Oh! Bro, that's a carcass now, too. That's a human carcass.

Yeah, he gets up. And the goal is you have to get it. Bang! Bang! That guy scored. That guy was a dunk. Yeah. What about the horse?

They're trained for this. Yeah. Finest horses in the world. He has a goat in his fucking hand, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, wow. Why is he dropping off? Because to power a 70-pound goat, you've got to elevate it.

You've got to jump. Yeah, you've got to jump. Bro, what does their contract look like? Nothing, bro. Nothing. This is for the love of the fucking game, right? Look at that crowd, bro. Bro, that's a...

I got scared. Bang! Oh! Dude, how the fuck do you just toss your whole ass body in there, dude? And he's okay. Look at that crap. Look at that. Oh!

Yeah. Oh, it's the carcass. Okay, it's not the human. I thought they were stepping on the human. Look, and they have sticks, too. This game goes all the way back to, like, the feudal period where they were stealing goats from one another. For, like, villages and shit. Yeah.

You have to launch yourself off the horse. There's no way. What if there was some fucking OP-ass dude who was just, like, super strong? He was just, like, one-handed dunk it without even getting off the horse. He just shoots it? You. Yeah, you, bro. You or him. I bet LeBron James would dominate in this game. Oh, yeah, he the horse. You. You're him.

I bet LeBron James would dominate in this. Oh, he did it. See, he didn't even jump. He missed it, though. It's not a point. This guy's having a bad time. Oh, that guy's having a bad time. You ever been tackled by a horse?

I have, actually. I used to be a horseback rider. Oh, get in. Bang. That's a layup. That's an easy dub. That's a layup right there, yeah. Carly, you got to be a good boy right now.

Oh, it's because Fiona's out there on the other side of the screen. Like Jurassic Park, man. That's the shit I want to see live. Have you ever seen the game that they play that's like tag? With what? Afghanistan's like tag? In what? Afghanistan? Afghanistan tag? I think Pakistan plays it.

It's like a Pakistani tag. And that shit. Hey, Farley. You're going to my lap. Why'd you call me a little fucker? Hey, calm down. Calm down, underbite. What is this?

This is a big badass. It's like there's two sides and someone tries to run across. Wait, how do you know about this? I love obscure sports. Damn. It's like one of my beats. Hey. One more bark and you're done.

He didn't even bark yet. Yeah, he didn't even bark yet. Damn. Yeah. Oh, there it is. Oh, you're done bud you're done damn man you guys watch any movies really has the i mean the the sumo thing is what i'm watching i watch a lot of anime so i i'm like same with him yeah we already know bro you were like oh i watched a couple of i check out

yeah that's true you check it see what's see what's happening in the anime sphere you don't watch anime do you i do watch i watched uh naruto i did one punch man that's how okay fucking uh was that incredible or uh invincible on on Amazon Fire I love that one that one was really good that actually I mean that's really good Boys is really good on Amazon too I can't believe I'm promoting Amazon Studios but like they do have some decent

media properties respect but as far as movies goes like nothing I mean I did the writer's strike is happening but we don't do any politics on this podcast oh really no politics so if i were to bring up a situation no no no what are you what are you gonna say go ahead no nothing i had nothing i was nervous oh my god my mom was literally just like telling them so much politics she loves talking to everyone that comes into this house about her political opinion she's like i don't want to go to florida i don't

want to give any tax money to florida because the ronda sanders government is like fundamentalist all this stuff she's so lived up we just agreed we don't want to hurt her feelings yeah yeah i thought it was special i thought she was like you know what i'm over my heart yeah exactly you're telling us she does it with everyone? Oh, no. I tell her, I'm like, mom, please stop talking about politics to everyone that comes into my house. Like, not every guest I have is, like, political. It was nice, man.

It was nice. She's like, what? You want to silence me? You want to silence everyone? Wow. Like, you're just like Rhonda Sanchez. It's fucked up. I don't know.

What about your What about your parents They have any Interesting political takes My mom's just Go with the flow My dad Was pissed when

Barack Obama Elected Wait really Yeah cause he was like Subtly racist He's like fuck shit Jesus Wait but that's so weird

Like isn't he He's Afghani no Yeah but he's like What the fuck He's racist My dad grew up racist That's so weird. He's Afghani, no? Yeah, but he's racist. My dad grew up racist. That's so weird. He's like, yeah, I want a Republican to fucking destroy Afghanistan further. The motherfuckers had it coming.

Oh, Jesus. What about your family? Man, my dad doesn't care, man. He's just in his own world. In Canada, man? I don't even know. I don't know what's going on in the world. Too much is going on, man. He's just in his own world. And Canada, man, I don't even know. I don't know what's going on in the world. Too much is going on, man.

I'm just here. Justin Trudeau. Yeah, I know he's done some shit. Yeah, blackface. JT, we got to talk. Not blackface. No, black knees. He did everything.

Yeah. Didn't he do turban too? Yeah, he did that too. Yeah, yeah. That was a good one. He did blackface and turban combo, which was crazy. Combo? He did the combo?

Yeah, he did a combo. He never did a combo. Yeah. So, yo, watch this. Yeah. The thing that's crazy with the Blackface is that he did it so much, but he also, like, painted. I think he did, like, his knees were painted black.

Yeah. That's why I was like, that's a new level. Like, that's extra. Yeah, he had to commit to the character. I'm going to ask him about it when I see him. Yeah, you're going to see him? I'm going to be like, yo, what's up with that show him a pic say yo what's this what is this make him answer me and go yeah are you in touch with canadian politics are you like i mean i uh

so i had uh oh my god i'm forgetting his name now holy shit the the leader of the ndp jugmeet yeah jugmeet singh thank you. I had him on the... I talk to him every now and then. Nice. And I had him on the Twitch stream a couple times when the elections were happening. We played Among Us with him. Oh yeah, we did. We played Among Us with him.

Really? He played Among Us? He was great. He's cool. He's very attractive. He's hot. He's hot. What's up with Canada? Why are all the fucking politicians hot? Justin's sick. He's cool. I mean, he's very attractive. Yeah, he's hot. He's hot. What's up with Canada? Like, why are all the fucking politicians hot? Like, Justin's hot. Jugmeet is hot.

Yeah. What is that? They got to win over people's hearts, I guess. The Tories are not hot. They're just like. Oh, yes. Were you paying attention when that Ford shit was going on? With the cocaine?

Oh, Toronto. Yeah. It was the Toronto man, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Rob Ford. Robin Doug Ford. Toronto Mayor, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Rob Ford. His brother is a fucking psycho, too.

Yeah, that shit was kind of crazy. He was crack. Oh, yeah. His mayor. He was crack mayor. He was connected to the streets, so. Yeah. I was like, all right, he's getting the people money.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's supporting. He's dying, though, right? Yeah. R.I.P. Did he die from a crack overdose? Like, what did he, did he die from an overdose or something? I think his heart gave out. I think people were bullying. Yeah, it was too much he die from a crack overdose? Like what did he did he die from an overdose or something?

His heart gave out. I think people were bullying. Yeah Crack addiction like what the fuck I don't there's a lot of heat on him for that whole time That's all I remember just headline after headline like yeah, you're like chill out guys is he's cool Crack from time to time. Yeah, whatever Olympics. Yeah, I seen he was good. The streets kind of fucked with him. I thought he came out and they were like, alright. He's valid. He's real.

It's kind of cool. He's in the streets. He signed up. Who else he sees in the streets? Nobody. It was like a Kendrick Lamar album cover. The problem is when we have American politicians that are in the streets are usually not doing crack, which is cool. Hunter Biden does a lot of crack,

but he's not a politician. He's Joe Biden's son. He filmed himself doing so much crack. He has never had a moment. Yeah, and getting sucked off while doing crack is crazy. Tough? Yeah. Type it up.

We're joking. We're joking. We So yeah, we can look at that behind the paywall. Hey, patreon.com slash for your end. But usually usually when you get like American politicians that are caught, it's like usually like like an underage male prostitute. You know what I mean? So it's not

with the streets. We don't like that kind of behavior, but that's what Republicans do all the time. That's their thing. Yeah. Weird. Shit. That's why I be chilling, man, playing basketball. You know what I'm saying?

Like, I'm just. Yeah, oh, man. Yeah, no politics. We don't do politics. No politics. I don't even know why we brought this up. It's crazy. How'd you get into politics?

We'll talk behind the paywall. Yeah, behind the paywall. How'd you get into politics? We'll talk behind the paywall. Behind the paywall. Yeah, behind the paywall. We'll talk behind the paywall. Okay, well, as far as, let's compare. Toronto versus Los Angeles versus Florida. What do you prefer? Three different places.

Toronto is just like, you're getting your own pocket of culture. You're getting your own people that are actually from the city that can show you around. I feel like everyone that's very diverse very diverse la you can't get like you don't know i never met someone that's strictly from la like born raised here it's always like i'm from here from here like you know city of transplants for sure you know what i'm saying orlando is calm no one's there so it's just it's quiet keep my head down work stay out the way um but it's lacking the outside life, city life. I don't really go out like that.

But Toronto, you have that bars, food, and all that. And it's clean. It's clean. Very clean. Yeah. I'd love to go to Toronto. I've never been to Canada. I'd love to.

I've been to Canada before. Where'd you go? Quebec. Quebec is beautiful. Quebec. Quebec. Quebec. Montreal.

Montreal is beautiful. Oui, oui. I'm a big Quebec is beautiful. Quebec. Quebec, Charlotte, Montreal. Montreal is beautiful. Oui, oui. I'm a big Quebec independence guy. I threw down a lot of poutine. Yeah. You did? Yeah. Yeah, I'm a Quebec separatist.

Really? Yeah. I think they need to get their independence. Yeah. You said no politics, eh? They need to give Quebec back to France, I think. I'm down, man. said no politics, man. They need to give Quebec back to France, I think.

I'm down, man. Give it up, man. I'm just trying to see what you will, I'm trying to get a rise out of you. You are not. He doesn't know.

He actually doesn't know. Bro, I just stay out the way. But yeah, give it to them, man. They're the racist ones, the independent guys. They're fucking weird, dude. Don't give it to about my fucking life.

Yeah. Changes his life. I'm going to say everything sucks. Yeah. You know what I mean? I don't know. What if they clip? They're going to clip one side, and then the other side is going to clip the other side,

and they're going to be like, this guy fucking sucks. My response is going to be like, yo. This guy can't make a fucking life. Yo, watch the full thing behind the paywall, man. Yeah, the paywall. All right, so you guys went to China. You don't want to talk about it. What's up with that?

No, nothing. I booked. We went to Bali, and they sent me the flight itinerary, and I only booked the first flight. What? We had a layover. Yeah, we had a layover, and I only booked the flight to China. So when I got there, they're like, where's your visa?

I was like, what? No way. They have a visa, nothing. Freaking out Like He was even saying He's like I've only seen you serious

Like few times in my life And that was one of the times Like yeah Bro There's no way You got stuck in China No luckily I pulled out my laptop And I was freaking the fuck out

Like yo yo yo Let me use your wifi I've never seen this guy Like that frantic So you didn't actually Get to visit China No we were there for like 12 hours. I was able to book a flight to Bali.

Did they let you leave the airport? No, they wouldn't. We didn't even know. Because every time we'd ask, because it was a 12-hour layover, they're like, can we go? And they're like, hmm. We're like, all right, we're just taking a year. Dude, I want to go to China so bad.

Now that I've been to Japan, I need to see the Chinese trains. Yeah, I'll go. the Chinese trains. Yeah, I'll go. I'm done. Yeah. No, you don't want to go. I want to see the fucking tier one cities,

bro. Like Shenzhen and shit like those. I would like, you know what I want to do? I want to go to a ghost city. I want to film a horror movie. They have ghost cities in Japan too, by the way. We do. We can't. Not like the Chinese. No, no, they're even creepier. You want to go to a ghost city. I want to film a horror movie. They have ghost cities in Japan, too, by the way. Yeah, they do.

Not like the Chinese. No, no. They're even creepier. You want to know why? No, they're creepier. The Chinese ghost cities. Here's what it is. I love that.

Thank you. I've actually seen a couple of those. So Chinese ghost cities. There's some still that are around. But a lot of them have now been. Ah, dude, don't give it away! March! I've seen this. I've seen this. God damn it! They're so

desperate for young people, but that's rural. I'm talking about an entire metropolis. Yeah, you're talking about an urban environment. Skyscrapers. Yeah. Empty. Just play Last of Us. Yeah, just watch something there. Why were you free? A lot of the ghost cities have not been filled up

no 100 I will go and investigate I'm down Mr. G I'm not listening don't listen to anything he's saying I want to go to Afghanistan if it was cool and chill I would definitely I don't know what's happening there

there's ISIS there's the Taliban they're fighting with each other yeah I'm too scared to go yeah I'm too scared to go that's how that works you have to check in you know what I mean

and my Farsi's so bad so if I go there they'd be like yo you're fucking done yeah bro you're gonna go back they'd be like oh CIA

yeah he's like I show my Instagram look I'm good chill chill be in hospital be in hospital I'm here to flip i'm here to flip the

thing they're all over they're all over uh you know instagram twitter like the taliban vice did a report on it but like apparently they have to do desk jobs now because they're like they are the functional government the taliban yeah so like they fucking hate it they're like yo this shit sucks i missed the ak-47 yeah he's like we got to do fucking paperwork suffering from success it's like no literally like imagine imagine like all you were doing like a month prior is like you know taking pot shots at like uh military uh checkpoints and shit and then now you have to go into fucking you have to go into the green zone and all of a sudden you're doing paperwork for like zoning violations you know what i mean it's a fucking hr yeah how do you feel yeah that'd be awesome

actually that's why don't i have the office for the fucking taliban man i'm making it I'm making it yeah they're like no bro that's not funny listen that was old that was in the old days it's okay in the mountains we don't shoot them no more man we just file a complaint it's like you can't make these anti women jokes any longer

they're like woke no they're doing woke office culture you know what i mean this is your third infraction oh jesus that'd be fire that'd be sick i want to see that there was that white kid lord something he's like some bardish fucking dildo who like went down there when everyone was like leaving yeah and i don't know if he died or not lord miles i think he died did lord miles die he called him a dildo yeah yeah he's dead yeah no he's some fucking like 4chan kid who's like yeah i go to like crazy places lord miles afghanistan like showing some kentucky derby shit he died yeah danger tourist miles

rootledge caught by the taliban oh boy dead oh arrested that's a sick pic though yeah he calls the danger he calls with a danger tourist like he's like one of those like bald and bankrupt type dudes who like goes to random places he's on the left or the right no i think he's like like in the photo or politically right there in the photo all right here's a question if i go to yansen i get fucking held up right they're like yo there's ransom money would you guys bail me out you are so fucked if it's like trump because he's like nah we don't know who the fuck's this guy no because

if it's trump he's gonna be like we don't need another one yeah we have too many brown guys in the country you fucking stay there you chill you're chill you stay there you're good you're good yeah bro they fucking they they you know they chopped up jim al-kashir who's like an american resident you know what i mean the journalist oh yeah that's the washington post journalist and he like literally chopped him up in like the the saudi embassy in istanbul and the turkish government somehow had footage over every part of that process i wonder how anyway they fucking miked up the entire embassy so uh when that shit came out and trump was president he was like where am i gonna sell $10 billion of weapons to?

Are you going to buy them? He's like, yeah, I don't give a fuck. They're buying weapons. Yeah, he's like, you got $10 billion? No, shut the fuck up. I'm dead, man. Fuck. How much is a ransom?

I don't know. What if it was like $100K? You want to bail me out? I got you. $100K would bail you out. All right, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick. Go fund me or something? Yeah. It's just me or something? Yeah.

It's just me like this? Yeah, we're talking 101K. We miss his laughter so much. 101K, you're on your own. Yeah. Once it hits past that point, I'm like, nah, dude, too much, dude. Too much. I don't like his kebabs that good.

You want to do like a take-in situation? Come back, fight for me? I have a very special set of skills that would be sick if i'm fucking captured he comes to the door yo yeah sumo wrestler fucking everyone up yeah we're in yeah we're in sumo fits for no reason we just confused them that's why they let us in they were like what the fuck is this yo just let him through a little. Well, on that note, I think it's time we move on

to the paywall portion of the podcast. That's right. Let's move. You can find the rest of this commentary and all the fun tidbits and way more unhinged shit that Waleed is going to pull behind the paywall at patreon.com slash fear and before we go though, what do you guys want to promote?

What are you looking forward to? We just dropped our episode with Waleed after after so long on random order episode 136 we tell the full story on him panicking multiple times all the time me being serious yeah foul tip podcast um my kebab restaurant that maybe i'll start one day hell yeah okay oh i think i'm making my own hot sauce, by the way. Work together, man. I think I'm making my own. Let me get him. I got a pitch.

I got a pitch. I want 5%. Okay. My favorite hot sauce down in Virginia Beach, I finally reached out and I was like, I want to do this. For real? Yeah.

I respect that because I have a sauce in Jamaica. It's called Pork Piff. If you guys ever go to Jamaica, the barbecue sauce there is just like, I'm trying to tell them, man, bottle it up. So this hot sauce in Virginia Beach is called Speedy's. And every time I shout them out, their website crashes. Really? And I literally was like, hey, man, let's just go to work.

And he's like, fuck. Let's go. We're going into R&D on a new flavor. Damn. Damn. Okay. Are you allowed to say this oh yeah i have nothing of the sort i'll be in england though that's that's what i got enjoy england yeah enjoy i will not be enjoying england damn

we'll see we'll see some spots enjoy no no we're on the game Alright You know what Jim I will never go back to I went one time The Mecca Not like It's not like Oh yeah that's mine Not like

Not like that They call They call the They call the Golds Yeah They call the golds in Venice The Mecca

Oh yeah Gold And it's like where Arnold Yeah it's the one that Arnold went to It's where Arnold started it's a very famous gym I went there one time I was like new in Los Angeles I'm like oh I gotta go to the Mecca

I gotta check it out first of all a lot of the equipment is like from Arnold's time I like that though you know what I didn't like I fucking sat down on a bench. I turned to my right, and I see this dude sit down. He's got, like, an 11-pack, okay?

And he's, like, 78 years old. Yeah. And he's wearing, like, a muscle t- Like, not even a muscle t- Like a normal- Yeah. Normal, like, tunic. Sleeved shirt that they cut all the way down so you can see every single-

That's called tunic. Yeah, you can see the dick Vs and shit. was like i'm never coming back this dude is so shredded