Fear& - All Streamers Are Red Flags | Fear&

Episode Date: March 4, 2024

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What I was going to say is right now you're probably watching This on Monday morning as you normally do But we are actually not filming this on Sunday night why you might ask Why are you exposing us Because currently why you might ask Well because currently Austin is probably Somewhere vacationing

On this day. On this Monday, as a matter of fact. That's right. He wanted to go on a vacation. Do you remember vacations? Neither do I. Okay, well, look. You guys can take them, too. You just choose not to. To be fair, Austin did have a show.

I did have a show. He did have one show. He did a stream. He did a stream, so he has to take a vacation. I take vacations in between my shows yeah look i have more i i've adopted a more socialist european lifestyle bro europeans would look to your situation and be like one that's way too gay for us okay and two europeans are so gay that's what i mean you're gayer than the european what how is that how did i go from not being gay enough to gayer than Europeans? On the vacation front, you are the gayest man in America. Really?

Gays are always on vacation. Yeah, but I mean, yeah, because we realize that R&R is very important to life. Yeah. We love vacation. So that's why we're filming this on Wednesday. Why didn't you let Kaya do any zins? I think she's big enough. I think she's a bad bitch.

Let her in. She wants to horseshoe him. She's walking away from you. Pack one in between the pods. Hey, do drugs, Kaya. Come here. No, truly, I saw that all of us wanted to have our weekend. So I said, you know what, team?

Let's do it today. I prefer not to have my weekend. Let's do the zen episode. Let's all pack a zen. Do you guys want to pack a zen? Marsh Let's do it today. I prefer not to have my weekend. Let's do the Zen episode. Let's all pack a Zen. Do you guys want to pack a Zen? Marsh wants to do it. No, Austin's going to throw up. I will throw up everywhere. Cutie will definitely

bomb, but I feel like it's good content. I'll have a good attitude about it. Hold on. I think both of us would have a similar reaction, probably. Why do you want to be like me? No, you and I are... Do your own personality. I need a teammate here. This is a own personality. I want to start off. I need a teammate here. This is a rough one.

I want to start off by saying something. Cutie Cinderella, you look gorgeous today. Kill yourself. That's all. You look gorgeous today. Snaps on that. Yeah. It's like, listen.

I didn't straighten my hair. I need a hoodie, actually. My knees look fat. No, they don't. That's not ever anything that I've ever seen. Your knees look fat? They look fat. I've never looked at somebody.

It's literally not even a part of the body that gets fat. I want to cover up. Can I have a blanket? Is there a knees look fat? They look fat. It's literally not even a part of the body that gets fat. I want to cover up. Can I have a blanket? Is there a blanket, Marsh? Yay. Wow. That's so sexy. Why are you covering him up?

Austin's going to ask for a hoodie now. No, I don't. You literally started. You came in dressed to the nines. You're looking noticeably not wet. She was wet on wine about it that we filmed together, by the way. We did an episode of Wine About It. You are looking noticeably not damp even, a little bit.

And immediately you cover up. Yep. So Wine About It gets all the trad content. All the moisture. They got my dampness. I left the damp there. Hey, baby. We got my dampness. I left the damp there. Hey, baby. We're going to damp together, Kaya.

Cutie and I are leaving. We're going to whine about it permanently. We're retiring. We have drama. We have so much drama. We recorded whine about it an hour ago. We're not drunk, by the way. But we did hella coke. Anyway, so he was talking about how, remember when this pod first started?

Wait, what? Cutie, I thought they were never going to know about this. Okay, fine. Let's talk about it. Remember when this pod first started? It was just you two. Two years ago? Yeah.

Yeah. And we weren't a part of it. Right. Yeah. And then you guys were like. And things were so much better. I won't say it again. Oh, yeah.

Will made so much money during that time, right? He made one singular shoe. Yeah. Well, it was a pair of shoes. Yeah. You remember that? That was such a great time, right, Will? Yeah.

I think we made a total of $6,000 at the end of it all. I will admit, it was less stressful. Well, yeah, it's less stressful because you were at a different place in your career, too. Yeah, now you're famous. Yeah, now you're famous. Don't blame us for your fame. Don't blame us for your fame. Actually, blame us for your fame. You're welcome.

Yeah. They have daggers for you. I'm not saying anything. I'm not saying anything here. What's the drama? So you guys would be like, cutie, do you want to come on the podcast? And I'd be like, ugh. And then I'd come.

And then he'd be like, cutie, come on the podcast. Apparently that whole time he was texting you guys and was like, can I please be on the podcast? I invited myself on the podcast. This is true. This is how I ended up here is I invited myself on the podcast and ever since then I've had a chip on my shoulder. I'm like, I have to be there every week. Yep. And I fly in.

So you're telling me we didn't have to pay you? No, no, you definitely had to pay me. I'm realizing now we did not have to do it. Wait, hold on. That goes against everything you believe in. Of course you had to pay me yeah yeah what the fuck you get tiktok clips bitch yeah we're cutting we're cutting you out no you can't cut me out that's against everything you believe in i would write a twit longer i don't think you guys understand i i believe that one streaming is the hardest profession on the planet i am not i disagree with him i'm and every okay you you and you you and your boyfriend both,

they're like, look how not out of touch I am. I don't believe this. I can't believe he said something so ridiculous. I think streaming is so freaking easy. Yeah. I think it's harder than being a mother. For those of you

who do not have access to Twitter and maybe didn't see it, I got canceled again. But it wasn't even real. I mean, it's never real. But this time it was less real. Yeah, I'll probably be canceled by something. The next cancellation. I'll be canceled by something different by that moment. But for the time being, I'm canceled for saying that streaming is the most difficult job on the planet and that no other job in the real world compares to how soul-sucking and soul-crushing streaming is.

And, yeah, that's a real take that I definitely believe. That's definitely what I believe in. You're a piece of shit. I'm a real piece of shit. Imagine the people. I'm trying to think of a really awful job right now. Imagine the people giving birth right now. Yeah.

Like people who are mining for sulfur. Imagine the people working on the oil rigs in Alaska. Yeah. Those guys, they don't have a job like me. There's someone right now scraping coop. That is so funny that y'all are coming they're coming at you for being out of touch they can't even think of the hard job that's how insulated these two fuckers are that they were like imagine you had to shovel duty the problem was my brain instantly went to something about

diva cups and i was trying to think of somebody whose job it was to pull diva cups out of people it's not a job i know i know it's not a job but i wanted it to think of somebody whose job it was to pull diva cups out of people. It's not a job. I know it's not a job, but I wanted it to be and then I realized it's not and I realized that's a problem. Rattle five jobs off the top of your head right now. Waiter. Bitch. Pilot. Doctor. Doctor.

Oh, fuck. There's no way. It's a lot of pressure. Do it. Do more jobs Right now, you fucker. Nurse and accountant. Okay. That's a lot. I mean, that's a lot of pressure. It's just like the name five women thing,

right? Stacey Abrams, Michelle Obama, Hillary Clinton, Whitney Houston, and Mariah Carey. He's so gay and political. That was insane. That was, okay, well, it's additionally funny that, Mr., I have to take a vacation after I did 15 minutes in the tub.

Excuse me, two and a half hours in the tub. Two and a half hours in the tub. I got two prunies, so I got to go on vacation. Okay, look, this vacation was planned before I did my tub show. Okay. And I'm working now, okay? Yeah, you're a working man. You're going to see my output go up exponentially.

You basically are working. I had a meeting yesterday. That's crazy. He told me about his day yesterday. He was like, I woke up. I woke up at nine. Starbucks. I showered.

No Starbucks. I don't drink that coffee. Generic coffee. Then he went to a generic coffee place for a meeting. And then he went to the gym for three hours. And then he had to eat. And then he had to shower. Yes.

And then I had a facial. He had a facial. And then he could finally go home and relax. Wait. Every part of that day that you described is like what I do for relaxation. Not a single part of that was work. Hold on. Hold on.

You had a meeting at a generic coffee location. Oh, okay. Yes. And it was an hour and a half. I also had a haircut. Oh, I forgot about the haircut. That was my fault. Okay.

That's crazy. That's not every day, though. Other days are a little bit more busy, but that was one of my lighter days. But yeah, it was for those of you who are not in the know, I guess what ended up happening was I got clipped out of context immediately in a matter of 10 minutes. It went to LSF and then immediately to Twitter. And then in like approximately an hour, like Keemstar was tweeting about it. Every fucking right wing or right wing adjacent person was like this fucking piece of shit. Streamers are such garbage.

Am I right? right wing or right wing adjacent person was like this fucking piece of shit streamers are such garbage am i right which to those guys i have to say you know enjoy the 17 you get from twitter ad revenue i think take the s off that streamers teamer streamer oh streamer okay my man went, teamers. He took the wrong asshole. I don't know what you were talking about. All week, I'm like, I don't even know that guy. Yeah, I know. It's so funny because, like, everyone was like that, except for Asmongold, by the way. Shouts out to Asmongold, brave hero. I will never defend your ass.

For valiantly taking, for diving on that sword and was like, no, I get what he's saying. This is out of context, and you guys are ridiculous. And everyone yelled at him, too. People were, saying. This is out of context. And you guys are ridiculous. And everyone yelled at him too. People were like mad at him too. Anyone that like dare speak out. And your boyfriend also played a role in this. Because he wanted to click bait Outreach Farm a little bit.

And then talk about what he actually wanted to talk about. Didn't we click bait our own episode? We did. It was a great title, though. It was a little bit different. Were we one of ten? Two of ten? Alright. Is it falling a little bit? We also did

We also did not fake Photoshop and make it seem like I said streaming is the hardest job on the planet as the thumbnail but hassan thinks this job is harder than yours is the best title we've come up with at the podcast that was awesome yeah so obviously as someone who has done it i mean this is a safe space i think people know my background someone who's done a pretty not insignificant amount of

work in the field of labor specifically in and in alleviating workplace conditions of course i don't believe that streaming is the toughest job i want to see you out on the freaking farm with my dad yeah i can do it i don't think you work hard enough i've worked at a ranch i want to see you i want to see you out freaking mowing lawns with him yep oh i hate mowing lawns that'd be terrible lawns on the farm what kind of farm is this it's a grass farm he grew up yeah it's a farm on a potato farm but then he moved out where do you think that grass comes to the neighborhood how do you think the farm of all the chores to do on a farm that's not the one that well no because he graduated from the farm and he owns a landscaping company now and he works really hard so that's not the farm.

But it's a little snowy in Washington, so you have to go plow. And did you know it's dangerous to shovel snow over the age of 35? So wait. You would die, bitch. Just to submit. What? Just to submit. Uh-huh.

There's no farm anymore. Well, we do have a potato farm. You do? But my grandparents died and my cousin lives there. What happened to potatoes? No potatoes. I don't think she's doing great at growing potatoes. So there's no farm. You do. But my grandparents died and my cousin lives there. What happened to her? No potatoes. I don't think she's doing great at growing potatoes. There's no farm. Well... Because she's trying to grow potatoes

in Washington. They don't even grow there. It's so difficult for you to come up with one job. The farm is in Idaho. Uh-oh. What do you mean? I'm trying to give you a job that's my heritage. Yeah, Mormon heritage.

I literally own and operate the number one barn in Michigan. Remember? Yeah, it's a prize winning barn. Thank you very much. But you have like bougie barn. No, it's a prize winning barn. It's not a bougie barn. We make honey out of it.

Honey is cool. Potatoes are not as cool. You don't make them. We used to. That's how bad we're doing okay do you pay your bees a livable wage this is why we need employees like Hassan to get his shit together and plant us some potatoes

do you I don't think I'd be a good potato farmer that's what I thought probably better than your cousin who apparently destroyed the potato farm really famined it up your cousin is pulling a British on the Really famined it up. Your cousin is pulling a British on the Irish.

Famined it up. I swear, my ribs are going to be so much worse. My legacy is destroyed. Maybe I should move to the farm. Is that how they figured out how to make Mormon funeral potatoes? They all had potato farms?

I don't think so. I don't think it's like a genetic thing. There was some extra heat in that answer. You don't know anything about my culture. Don't you dare say funeral potatoes again. At the Delta Sky Clubs in every city, they have local flavors.

At the Salt Lake City International Airport, the local flavor was literally hash brown funeral potatoes. Do you guys want to come over for funeral potatoes someday? Yes, I'd love to. I think that's bad juju. I think if you were to eat funeral potatoes without a funeral, you're asking for one.

We ate them every Sunday. Didn't a lot of people die? Yeah, I probably died of the potato payment that her cousin caused. My cousin stopped playing potatoes so I haven't had i haven't had funeral potatoes in a few years because of her she was the one potato carrier for the entire fucking area yeah oh god you guys are cooked anyway but uh to move along with the story

um ludwig got a little taste of what i uh deal with on a daily fucking basis it seems where he got uh some death threats on LinkedIn, as a matter of fact. He got death threats on LinkedIn? I didn't even know this. He doesn't tell me shit. That's deep. You watch his videos, Marsh? He made a mogul move about it. It was a very well

formatted death threat that came with a recommendation. Yeah. That's a good joke. Did it? No. It's linkedin i don't think the death threat i've had a glass of wine and a cup of coffee yeah okay one just became an east coaster there for a second that's always how i say coffee no no you've never said it like that before roll the tape judy what brand of coffee do you have next to you? None. No, no, no, no! You're spilling worse than Austin.

She's becoming me. This is crazy. You guys are becoming more similar. Can I use the bear's foot to clean it up? No! No! That's cute! Why do you say yeah to that? I love when Marshall's on my team.

I'm so proud of you. This is what I would do. Do it. No, that's cute. That's cute. Don't hurt the cute thing. I'm scared my coochie's going to fall team. I'm so proud of you. This is what I would do. Do it. No, that's cute. That's cute. Don't hurt the cute thing. I'm scared my coochie's going to fall out. I'm wearing shorts.

I don't think your coochie's going to fall out. And if it did, it'd be beautiful and natural. Is this a nice sweater? Yes. We need an incident like that. Don't use a sweater to wipe off the coffee. We need a PR stunt. Let's just have a slip up.

Do you only have nice things? What? No. You look like someone who only has nice things. Like clothes. slip up you only have nice things what no you look like someone who only has nice things like clothes i try to buy and consume things that i'm proud of and and have minimal waste oh i shop at old navy hey no old navy gets it done they do get it done but they are fast fashion grow up old navy is fashion oh yeah they had big fires in Indonesia. At one point, a bunch of people died in their factories. So many $5 fleeces went up.

And $1 flip flops. It was crazy. You know who's really stepped up their game is American Eagle. Really? Yeah. I'm serious. His boyfriend shops there. Okay.

I don't have a boyfriend. I'm kidding. Fucking expired. Okay. Hold on. Hassan, before you say that, remember those paint pants that you compliment all the time? Yeah. I know going to fucking expire. Wait, okay, hold on. Hasan, before you say that, remember those paint pants that you compliment all the time? Yeah, I know they're American Eagle.

They're American Eagle. No, no, not American Eagle. Abercrombie and Fitch. That's who stepped up their game. Abercrombie and Fitch has stepped up. I'm sorry. Let me rephrase that. Abercrombie and Fitch has really stepped up their game.

Which is cool. They really have. Go in there. They've got some good shit. They stepped it up like two years ago. Now everyone's getting on it. That's what I'm saying. It's good shit.

If Austin knows about it, it's over. What? Yeah. Excuse me. Don't you like this? I like it. It's all right. It's nice.

That's not nice. You're not being nice. You're not being nice at all. It's nice. This is why I was mean to you. I like it. Will likes it, and that's what matters, because Will has better fashion than you. You're going to really piss him off.

Me? No, I don't give a shit you guys can say whatever you want i you guys think i don't hear everything times a million every day it's fine oh you're stupid okay that one felt unnecessary um well yeah no i i guess i mean we can move along from the that part of the subject i guess it's fine. I am canceled once again as being anti-work and anti-labor and spoiled. Yeah, finally.

I guess the thing I wanted to say is the one part about this that annoys me is that people that know it's fucking out of context that don't actually have exactly positive views on labor in general will turn around and use it as an opportunity to be like, yeah, that guy's really out of touch and privileged.

Am I right? Me, on the other hand, I'm fucking so in touch. And it's just like, it's lame as fuck. I think if you have to argue if you're in touch, you're not in touch. Well, they don't have to argue that they're in touch. They just point to someone who looks out of touch to be like, he's out of touch. I, other hand i'm good most people are like i'm one of the good ones yeah fucking we're all hypocrites all of us hungry hungry i try to limit it anyway um

considering that okay you guys don't want to deal with this at all. I understand. Let's move on. Let's talk about something else. Okay. He did. He, what happened? Turns out P Diddy, uh, apparently is outed as a bisexual man who may or may not have allegedly sex

trafficked people. And even, uh, had, uh, we're really moving out of the light stuff. Yeah. What's that?

I was just going to say, okay, let's not talk about that. You guys bring up whatever. No, you guys talk, let's not talk about that. No, I wanna talk about P. Diddy. No, you guys bring up something. I'm done. Well, I have a whole topic list, actually. All right, let's hear it.

All right, here we go. Wait, why are we not talking about Will Neff's ribs? Are you okay? Yeah. Oh, yeah. No one knows about it. You talk about that and Marsh can edit in a clip. No, he won't. He's not gonna do it. He's just shaking his head.

No, Marsh, I have a's not going to do it. He's just shaking his head. Stop bullying him! And score! Whoa! Are you okay? I'm great. That hurt a little bit, though. Yeah, so I went down to work out with one of my heroes, Ronnie Coleman.

I didn't know anything about Ronnie Coleman. Ronnie Coleman's an eight-time Mr. Olympia. Yeah, he's cooler than Arnold Schwarzenegger, apparently. I'm sorry, who? Schwarzenegger. Okay. Yep, that's who he's cooler than. And so I was working out with him, and there's a long lead-in because Ronnie is awesome, and he loves to sign autographs.

So we had to wait for like four hours to work out with him. What are you laughing at? He's laughing at his own shit. It's pissing me off. Are you laughing at your own shit? Yes, I'm laughing at my own shit. Can Will have a moment for once? Yes, no, please.

No, it's all right. It's good. We've been working out all day, and then we got to work out with Ronnie, and I was doing a bench with him, and I was juiced because he kept saying how strong I was, and I was up there. And I accidentally clipped the rack with the bar and dropped 200 and some odd pounds on my rib cage and just compressed like an accordion.

And I was okay. I got some bruised ribs. I've been working out. You get a scan? No, fuck no. Even if it's a broken rib, they don't do shit. Nothing you can do about it. I know all about that lifestyle. Hassan and I almost died in a golf cart accident. Yeah, a tragic golf cart accident. You almost died in the accident?

Your pinky? It's not my fault. You're probably the reason why we fucking crashed. Damn, he's going to fat shame you again that is fucking insane no you say this every episode now i'm beginning to think that you are fat shaming no i'm size shaming you that's insane that's just the more pc term for fat shaming you're not fat you're large that's okay stop oh my god i'm gonna start being but anyway i got to work out with ron with Ronnie Coleman And it was a childhood dream come true Did you get a picture with him? Oh yeah

And an autograph? Yeah I got the autograph I got from my cousin So I'm really excited Wait did you have to pay the 20 bucks? No I didn't have to I didn't get a picture Oh my god did Ronnie Coleman charge you 20 bucks? No I didn't get a photo

He didn't have 20 bucks He didn't have 20 bucks on you? Broke boy? No I'm not no no No no but he was charging 20, I didn't get a photo. He didn't have 20 bucks on you, broke boy? No, but he was charging $20. I didn't ask for a photo. Because I felt I should have gotten a photo. Yeah, I suspect. Because he's weak. You're hard to like.

Look, that's the one thing. I don't care about strength at all. It's all about aesthetics. We know. Hey, look. I watched all y'all get in there with the worst form I've ever seen. Oh, damn. Form police.

I'm a form queen. Look, I lift the weight with proper form. Yep. That's it. I respect that. Y'all can kick my ass. No matter how little weight you're lifting, you do it well. I do.

That's right. Little baby boy weight. Let's go to your topics that we're cracking up. They actually all kind of suck. Is that why you were laughing? Well, I got the P. Diddy one on there. Oh, do you? Yep.

What else does it say about the P. Diddy one on there? Let's broach your topic a little bit more. I want to know what P. Diddy did. This is what P. Diddy accusations and the lack of outrage about them because the victims are male speculation. Speculation of more closeted entertainers and Austin's experience. This is my

team that wrote this. Of being openly gay in a very public entertainment space. I don't know what that is. Did you get trafficked by P. Diddy? I didn't. Not that I know of. I don't know. Is it P Did you get trafficked by P. Diddy? I didn't. Not that I know of. I don't know. Isn't P. Diddy in jail? No.

Who's the guy R. Kelly? What? Did you think R. Kelly and P. Diddy were the same person? Yeah. This is a topic. Red flags and green flags in a relationship. That's really hot on TikTok right now. The other thing is FaZe Banks

is the CEO of FaZe, again. Fucking FaZe up right now, son! You think FaZe would sign me? No. What? But I work so hard. I know you do, but they don't... Don't say streamers work hard.

Well, you don't work hard. I'm not a streamer. I'm a producer. There you go. Okay. Don't say producers work hard. I'm not a rapper. What's a green flag in a relationship for you, gentlemen?

Blue head. Yeah. That's a good one in a relationship for you gentlemen? Blue head. Yeah. That's a good one. Hassan, what about you? You're so simple. Oh, what? I thought this was a safe space. It's not. What's a green flag in a relationship, cutie?

Someone who is funny. That's... What? That's just a characteristic. At least we'll have the decency to make a joke, kind of, but also serious. The fuck? You just went. You just said a trait.

I think that they wanted you to say something more. Green flag. Someone who listens to npr that's that's a good one okay why because it because then you're in the car with them and listen to npr and you feel all safe green flag for me strong opinions on something nerdy whether they be good or bad i like people i like nerds i like impassioned nerdy women that's insane because i talk about Taylor Swift and you hate it.

And I'm so passionate. That's not really nerdy though. That's not nerdy. Oh, okay. It's also borderline psychotic. What? Bro, okay. You've been doling it out for a while. Bring up that lunch pail and get some. You said

nerdy about a certain subject. I am nerdy about Taylor Swift. What do you think the word nerd means? I think he meant like having a niche interest in something that's like intellectually stimulating. Oh, you think my niche interest isn't in Taylor Swift? We're a little worried about your interest.

Why don't you want to date me, Will? We're a little worried about your interest in Taylor Swift. Red flag. Swifty. My knee looks so big today okay it's on green flag green flag uh someone who makes time for you shut up oh you're such a bitch serious because i said funny why did you guys take that? Okay, hold on. That was a joke. You call me gay for loving people, okay? That's crazy. We don't. We don't call you gay for loving people.

I'm so sorry. I feel fat. We call you gay for being gay. No, Hasan says when I do romantic things with boys, he calls me gay. I called Marsh gay. Do you want me to expose you right now? For watching Ludwig. Do you want me to expose you right now? For watching Ludwig. Do you want me to expose you right now?

You do some gay ass shit, dude. They don't care. Why you were called gay? Oh, yeah. I don't. Yeah. Don't. Yeah, I'll blow the whistle.

No, don't blow the whistle. I'll blow the whistle right now. For the record, it was romantic related and that's why they called me gay and they have a right to for this particular situation. That's right.

Shut your fucking mouth. I rescind. It was very romantic and very gay and Hasan, you know what? The fact that you want your partner to spend time with you, I think is lovely. And you know what? You're just such a sweet hearted person. I held his ass to the flames.

You're such a sweet hearted person and you know what? You may come off as this, I don't know, arrogant prick. By the way, to just clarify to everybody at home, what I was going to bring up is not something illicit or that is denigrative of Austin's character. Yeah, it was just a man talking about his feelings. And so then Will said he was. Austin would be embarrassed.

Yeah, I would be embarrassed. It was a part of my personal life in which I was loving a person. A little too much. A little too much. A little too much, right? Anyway. I wish it was something illicit and cool. Hasan, I've been bullying you today, and I do apologize. As a friend, I should do better.

To make up for it, I'm inviting you to breakfast tomorrow morning. Red flag for me. Are you staying here tonight? Yeah, I'm staying here tonight. I'll come to that breakfast, too. Red flag for me. Red flag for me. Are you staying here tonight? Yeah, I'm staying here tonight. I'll come to that breakfast too. Red flag for me. Yeah, let's have breakfast tomorrow. Red flag for me personally. Personally. Astrological symbols.

Why is that? I just, I don't like them. He doesn't like them. The zodiac stuff. Like really being invested into it is a red flag. That's like a, you're eliminating a big chunk of the population. I know. That's crazy. That was a brave

thing for me to say. Why don't you say something brave? Witchcraft. That's a red flag for you? I don't like it. A lot of guys? In the Mormon community into witchcraft? I'm not into it. Oh, she means like watching Harry Potter. No, I love

Harry Potter. I hate when my boyfriend watches witchcraft that was a real Mormon take for me I think I'm bleeding internally Mormons can watch Harry Potter but you're thinking of different religions I wasn't allowed to watch Harry Potter as a kid

wait what? my mom said it was witchcraft and so she didn't allow me to watch it but I watched Super Troopers when I was seven, so I don't know what that was. Oh, green flag? Good relationship with siblings. Yeah, good relationship with family in general. I like a family.

I don't care if your family's a little kooky, nuts. Obviously, you know, if your family sucks, you can have a conversation with me about that. But if I meet your family and they don't suck, and you still don't have a relationship with them, then I'm kind of like, hey. Green flag, must love Kaya, must love animals in general. Red flag if they do not like dogs. Yes. Who the fuck? Actually, now that I think about it, who doesn't like dogs?

Some people don't. I love dogs. It's just there are a lot to take care of. Is that a red flag? You're not going to date him. Green flag goes to the gym. Green flag goes to the gym.

Green flag goes to the gym. That's a good one. Green flag... Freaky. Oh my God. You said that with the cadence of like a 47-year-old twice-divorced aunt. You're like that guy in Family Guy. From Minnesota. What the fuck was that?

Elaborate. I don't know. Somebody who's a little wild. You know what I mean? Likes to go crazy. You know? Yeah. Green flag.

You know, like somebody who's like, let's, you know? Yeah. Green flag. You know, like somebody who, like, let's, I don't know, let's... Let's... Fuck in a restroom. Ooh. Right? Okay. I don't think that's freaky. Yeah, that's freaky.

Have you done that before, Will? Yeah, you have. Yeah. You fucked in a lot of restrooms. What about an airport bathroom? That's something you can't admit to, right? Because that's a felony. What?

No, I don't think so. I was in an airport and I waited outside a restroom and then a couple came out. Did you shun them? No, I didn't. I was like, they were in there. So this is what I evaluated. I think they were fucking because I sat there and I was like, you don't go in with your couple to poop together.

Some people do. That's weird. I couldn't poop with my significant other. I feel like Cutie would do that. They'd be like, evaluate my poop. No, I only did that once. But not with Ludwig. Alright, red flag. Biggest red flag for me. Doesn't like movies. We will

never be together. You don't like movies? I just can't sit through them. Doesn't like movies. We will never be together. You don't like movies? I just can't sit around there so long. I don't like most movies either. So long. That's so weird. Wait, we're going to go to Dune 2 premiere, no? Wait, that's this weekend.

We already missed it. It already happened. I thought we were going to go watch Dune 2 together. Wait, you never invited me? No, you're the one who invited us You're the one that invited everybody Oh yeah, we're gone When? Oh my god

What day? Whatever day you want Wait, can we wait till I'm back? No No Hold on, wait, hold on, hold on Yeah, no, our life doesn't get put on pause Because you want to go on a fucking vacation

Where are you going anyway? Hold on, Hasan, where are we right now? Ooh Whose house is this? Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, you're talking about the house where I fucking carved out an entire studio space? Well, we... For us?

We may have suggested... That you guys don't even like that much? I am fine with it. I like it. I'm happy with it, too. You fucking better be, too. No, look. No, Hasan.

Hasan. Hasan. Uh-huh. I have to... Like, the earth is suffering right now because of how much how much travel you do? My carbon

emissions are crazy for this podcast. So I'm going to alleviate that by going on vacation. You still flew here. It's a long tailwind. Great gusts of wind going to carry me through the air. Great gusts of wind. Yeah, that probably is offset by the...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, the gust of wind is so hard. It's just like you're flying with no gas. Any other big red flags or green flags before we move on? I brought up the topic. I can't think of any. I mean, it's like lame, but I do care about the politics of my partner. So I do think it's a green flag if they are also pro-working class people recognize like they don't have to be like a Marxist-Leninist or anything.

But as long as they're like, yeah, you know, poor people got it rough and the system kind of sucks and uh that they don't mind paying taxes you know that sort of thing they're not that's a major major what if they were a landlord red flag really like you you would not date a landlord i mean maybe i don't know depends all right next topic austin pull it out. That was it, really. That's the topics that your team... Hey, I got this team through 20 minutes of content, okay? That was great. Right?

You brought up a TikTok trend. Yeah, and I didn't fucking comment on it at all. That's not even a clip for me. I sacrificed that one for the group. Wait, what are you talking about? You didn't... Okay, what's not even a clip for me. I sacrificed that one for the group. This is, I'm, I'm. Wait, what are you talking about? What, you didn't, okay, what's your green flag? You want. I don't, I can't even think of any.

This is your problem. Oh my God. You made it seem like it's our fault that you didn't go on with anything. Yes, you did. You said kinky. Well, you said head. Yeah, but that was a joke. You're joking.

And that mine was a joke too. Good save. Okay, then give us your actual red flag. Green flag. Great communicator. Bro, just say it. Abs, okay? That's your fucking green flag. Red flag, lack of abs.

No. Green flag, abs, red flag, lack of abs. Don't even. Look, I'm look, don't act like y'all aren't, don't have like types. I ain't got no type. Bad bitches is the only thing that I

like. I got one for Will. Red flag, no boobs, green flag, boobs. Like a boobless person? No. What do you mean no boobs? Red flag. I've seen this man date women with like boobs of all shapes and sizes. Yeah. See? i've seen this man date women with i like boobs of all shapes and sizes yeah see i've seen this man without boobs red flag that who is without boob you can have a double a and still have boobs i've seen some very tasteful mastectomies too with

really cool tattoo jobs okay fine maybe that's a green flag then boobs boobs in general green flag you failed so hard yeah women green flag not women red flag yeah that's misogynistic you're a misogynist for that i can't win today yeah no i can't win i decided to move the podcast filming to wednesday to alleviate let everybody have a nice weekend and this is what i get that's not what happened at all it would have been better for all of our schedules if we did it on Sunday. No, Cutie was talking. She's like, I need a good weekend off, right, Cutie? I'm not doing anything.

I've got one thing. She ain't got nothing going on. You guys don't have what we have going on over here. Cutie, we need to talk. We need to have a meeting, you and I. We need to talk about how our dynamic needs to get stronger because they're kicking our ass today. Don't put her, don't loop her into stronger because they're kicking our ass today.

Don't put her. Don't loop her into this. They're kicking. I don't think they are. They are kicking our ass. You just. We're kicking your ass. You're trying to wipe up your coffee with the bear. Okay.

Don't try to. You. Don't try to. Don't try to. Don't try to. Don't try to. Don't try to. Don't try to.

Don't try to. Don't try to. Don't try to. Don't try to. Don't try to. Don't try to. Suggest that she do that. Yes.

And that's when. And you got excited when she was doing it. You're like, just like me. Yeah, exactly. And I think she should have done it, but she didn't because she let them win. Yeah. What do you. What?

What topics do you have? I watched. I watched. I don't even like trashy TV, but I think she should have done it, but she didn't because she let them win. What topics do you have? I watched, I don't even like trashy TV, but I did it because everyone was talking about it, and I was like, I'm going to do it so I can talk about it. I watched TV like I skipped through it, and then I watched, and then I skipped through and then I watched. Go on. Squeak up!

Marsh! He hates it. I fast forward and then watch my fashion and i fast forward through tv shows yeah and i search for them i know because okay i've been watching love is blind because i wanted to see because everyone's talking about it we're gonna get there everyone's been talking about it and i've never watched it and so i was like okay i'll watch it essentially what you do if you don't know the show you have have to date, but you date in these pods. So imagine Austin's in the other room and we meet at noon and I'm like, do you want

to have kids someday? And you're like, yeah. And I'm like, love him. That's what we do. And we fall in love through the walls. And then if you choose to propose to me, then we can meet in person. Well, you have to decide to get married before you meet in person. Yes. And you don't know. But there used to be a better show. I'm not kidding you get married before you meet in person. Yes. You don't know why love is blind.

There used to be a better show. I'm not kidding you. I forget what it's called. There used to be a way better show. It was a version of this. It was on CBS or some shit where they were dating in the dark. That's what it was called. It was essentially love is blind but it was literally pitch black and it was so sick. Anyway, they got rid of it for something. I don't remember why.

Love is blind is the show now and they date and they fall in love, and blah, blah. And everyone, that's why it's easy to thumbnail skip, because you can see when they're crying or when they're happy or whatever, and so you just search. That's insane. That's an insane way to watch TV. You don't. Let her do her thing.

Let her do her thing. You watch anime, and it's 10 minutes long, and it's easy to consume. I'm watching hour-long episodes of people and their stupid dating that I don't care about. Anyway, so. Then why are you watching the show? So I could talk to you about it. people and their stupid dating that I don't care about. Anyway, so... Then why are you watching the show? So I could talk to you about it. Are you mad at me for that? I didn't watch the show. I'm sorry I work for this. Oh, so you hate working again.

What'd you do today? Just covered a little bit of genocide. Oh, wow. Lighthearted. Light. Lifting. Easy peasy stuff. I've watched this show. Okay. There's this guy named Jeremy and this woman named Chelsea.

It's really sad because Chelsea was a better match. We don't know because new episodes came out today so who knows what happened. Can you pull these up please because I want to see visual helpers, visual aids. When I tell him to, don't listen to him. He's not your boss. Wait, don't pull him up yet?

No. I guess I'm going in blind. He's going to pull him up when I'm ready. So anyway, Chelsea should have ended up with Trevor for the record because Trevor was like a meathead and he had a mullet and Chelsea loves mullets and Chelsea is a little millennial. She like

talks about how she like she keeps pisses me off? She keeps saying, a bunch of the girls, because a bunch of them are in their 30s, they're like, I just want to find my person. Shut up. Yeah. Why? The sentence, my person? Isn't that the whole concept

of the show? What's offensive about that? You guys don't hate that? That's the cringiest sentence in the whole wide world. No? When Marsh is nodding his head, I get concerned, because usually he's on my side. i think it's a little cringe but like it's it's i think i think i think there's a red flag for me don't be like i'm looking for my person you know i'm not your fucking person okay all right all right okay well chelsea did that a lot and i didn't vibe with it but chelsea's fine lady go on anyway so they're dating and there's this jeremy guy that's also he's talking to chelsea and he's talking to this other girl jessica who's a

freaking bombshell but she jessica tells him that she has a kid and then all of a sudden he's like less interested in jessica so fuck him number one and then chelsea in their dating chelsea's like oh do you ever get a celebrity lookalike and And he's like, no, not really. What about you? And she's like, well, because I have dark hair and light eyes, people say Megan Fox. I've seen. I saw a TikTok of this. And so now you can pull their pictures.

Jeremy and Chelsea Love is blind. Didn't they end up together, though? Well, so yeah. So then he's like more interested in her. He's like, oh, my gosh. And he ditches Jessica and he starts talking to her more and then he chooses her he proposes so they get a meet in person when they meet in person the vibe is not there yeah like chelsea is in love with him she looks like megan fox i saw

what was i not supposed to say only only the gay man has the ability to say that without getting flamed. Wait, but I mean, I think she's beautiful, but she doesn't look like. I mean, she's a stunning woman. Is she natural? She's beautiful and natural. No, no, no. Don't get me wrong. She looks gorgeous, but she doesn't look like Megan Fox.

And she's also not even. She doesn't. She also doesn't have brunette hair no but didn't they end up together too didn't he propose and he's like I love you I'm happy so this is what happens even though you don't look a thing like Megan Fox

he did he said I'm happy and what happens then after they all get paired off they get shipped off on their honeymoons so like they so then the next episode is all of them in Maui or some shit and they all are in their own villas and blah blah. I just wanted to get a good vacay out of it. Yeah.

And so there's been some weird he's had some weird moments like he complimented another girl's looks while they're at the villa and stuff like that. And then the next episode the honeymoon is too soon for that. Yeah. Yeah. They the next episode they get shipped. The other girl look like Megan Fox actually. Oh, there you go

Yeah Give me when he doesn't meet Megan Fox Oh no That face is not And she like runs Look at his face compared to her face She's so excited Wait we need the full thing You gotta find the whole full thing That face is not like the look. And she like runs. Look at his face compared to her face. She's so excited.

Wait, we need the full thing. You got to find the whole thing. Because then she sits there and she's like, you're so cute. And he's like. You got great teeth. Yeah. Yeah. And so later he told her that at the villa.

Because she was like. You've been watching the shit out of him. I pay attention to things. The goings-ons. You were like me for a little bit. Because I got in my head about. You were surprised I got a tattoo from. Yeah. Zans. Oh no! Oh no! Oh!

Oh, that's so uncomfortable. Oh, shit. Not for you. He's disappointed. Wait, he says something here. She definitely lied to me. Oh my God. Of how she looked.

Oh my gosh. She also told me she looked like Megan Fox. I'm so sweaty. Wait. You're so sweaty. It doesn't really matter. I'm so sweaty. You're so sweaty. I'm very attracted to her. He says I'm still attracted to her. Such a liar.

But I don't think there's any recovery. He said I can work with that? Yeah, he said I can work with that. That's not something you want to hear. Yeah. Well, can I be honest? What? I don't think meeting someone on a fucking reality show

is the way to do that anyway. Gasp. Maybe they'll work out. No. No. But it's great fucking TV. I think we should do it on Twitch. Yeah.

The better part is when she first tells him she looks like Megan Fox in his room, he literally goes. Yeah. He gets really excited. And then, but the new episodes come out today. So who knows? I don't know. His imagination ran wild. Yeah. I mean, what do do well i mean it's not like it's not like that crazy for him

to expect something that looks like megan fox so bold i feel like it's like okay when this episode comes out hasan will be getting canceled for that that's what that's what he was told what do you mean like listen i'm not i'm not walking around being like i look like brad pitt but if you're on this dating show and you had to say what celebrity you looked like what would you say like they're like gunned ahead what celebrity jack black chris farley danny devito danny devito you gotta you gotta fuck up he's a mind fuck Wait so you just lie You don't look like Jack Black I look like Chris Farley On Ozempic maybe

Chris Farley on Ozempic None of us are seeing it You act like Chris Farley I say Danny DeVito Cause you want them to really fall for your personality You don't look like Danny DeVito at all I get told I look like Tim Dillon Oh no

Kind of but no No no if you said that And then you showed up people would be excited Well I don't see it Oh no I get the actor from you You get Penn Bagley Not Penn Bagley?

No, you get not Penn Bagley, but no, he's fucking not bringing up the obvious lookalike that you literally do. I don't even know the guy's name. The guy from Walking Dead. The guy from Walking Dead. Who does he look like from you? Why are you acting like that's not who they know? That's not Penn Bagley or whatever. Yeah, Rick Grimes.

Yeah. Yeah. And he's an attractive man, too. I don't know why you don't. No, he looks a lot older than I do Oh that's why you're embarrassed for the comparison I can see that You literally look exactly like him

Yeah I'm okay with it He's a good looking guy Who could I say I don't know who I look like You're just so unique That's not what I meant at all People never say that? Anything?

They don't really say that. Not really, except for the football guy who looks like a way chattier version of me. What is it? Oh, yeah. Oh, you mean like Sam Coleman? No, Sam Hartman. Sam Hartman. What's it like?

He's like way hotter. Wait, what? What's it like to be just a supermodel? Why are you pissed off? What are you talking about? Yeah. That's a good one. Yes.

Good one. I mean, he's definitely way better looking than me. Let's be real. I think his features are too defined. I think you've got a softened, a little bit softer of a look. No, it's not. No, but I'm serious. I think you're better looking than him.

Call me a bitch? No. You know who else I've been told I look like No, it's not. No, but I'm serious. I think you're better looking than him. Call me a bitch. No. You know who else I've been told I look like? Emile Hirsch. Hirsch. I've gotten Baker Mayfield, too. Emile Hirsch. Baker Mayfield?

Yeah. Football player. I think I've gotten this. Not really. You don't really look like anyone. No, I don't think so. That's what I'm realizing. What the fuck?

Philip Seymour Hoffman. I'm having a hard time with Will and Hassan I think people with I get a lot of just random people with brown hair and brown eyes you're like that one guy from that one movie where they hold up the sign on Christmas that's the same guy that is in The Walking Dead I think oh really?

I think so he does look like him. You know what else I look like? Pull this up. Young Santa Claus claymation. Oh, cool. Wait, what? I've gotten this a lot. I look like the young Santa Claus from, yeah.

Yep. Okay, fair. Okay, facts. Wait, that's that's, wait, is that the... That's what you would tell someone on Love is Blind. You would be like, I look like... If I had to describe what I look like, yes. I would say I look like young Santa Claus in that Claymation movie.

I don't think I'd be able to put two and two together. Well, I'm doing my best, Cutie. That may be the closest. Of all the ones you named, that is closer. All right, Cutie Cinderella, elephant in the room. What does Cutie look like? Let's address it Britney Spears I don't look like Britney Spears

You look like my sister actually What's the Barbie movie? Margot Robbie Margot Robbie Queen, you look like Margot Robbie Thank you You look like a really stressed out Margot Robbie Okay You look like Margot Robbie Thank you Thank you guys You look like a really stressed out Margot Robbie Yeah

Okay fair Facts Facts Actually you're right Yeah Margot Robbie put through the ringer Okay Margot Robbie

If she was a cat lady That's fucked up That's fucked up That's pretty fucked up She looks like Claymation Santa Claus. You agree. We can't dish it out? Yeah, it was fine.

It was fine. Cargo-rugging with a meth addiction. Okay, give me a bad one then. What do I look like but bad? We just said you don't look like anything. That sucks. What the fuck? I want to play this game.

I don't know what you look like bad. You kind of look like... Who That sucks. What the fuck? I want to play this game. I don't know what you look like, Dad. You kind of look like... Who's the guy that did Batman? You kind of look like... No, not Gavin Newsom. I'm trying to figure it out. I don't know. Hold on.

That is the most insane... I'm the only one that's trying here. I know. I gave up. I don't think he looks like anyone. Do you think he looks like anyone? You're not trying hard, though. Those are the most faces, I think.

I'm trying to log. I'm trying to, though. Those are the most faces, I think. I'm trying to log. Trying to blur into someone else. With your haircut, it does look like some sort of like you could be Batman. Robert De Niro? Which Batman? I don't know. You could just be casted as the new Batman. Did you just say De Niro?

Was Robert De Niro ever Batman? Who's the one Batman with the dark eyebrows and gray hair? George Clooney? George Clooney. I can see a little Clooney. I was just naming Batmans. Yeah. I like your glasses, dude.

You look good. This is a good look for you. Thank you. You wanted more compliments from me. Thank you. This is a good look for you. I think the pants, I don't know about those, but everything else looks great. Okay.

Just wearing a plain black tee. I think, yeah, it looks good. And your body, you've been looking shredded lately. Like very gutted, clean cut. You look great. What is this segment of the podcast going to be called? The Austin self-destructs. Yeah, what is going on?

Judy, you look like Margot Robbie after she's not on crack anymore. She's leaving Promises in Malibu. She's recovering, which is cool. We love her recovering. We don't know if she'll go back. She will. She will. Margot Robbie pre-relaxed.

Oh, Jesus Christ. I'll take it. We're nice to each other. I can't believe you don't have more than fucking P. Diddy and like green flat. Well, I had other shit, but I don't want to talk about all that. Wait, what? Do you have other shit? I told you.

I started listing it off. It was, well, I've got the top hashtags on tiktok here too um jinxie and moist critical did a podcast talking about how kick is forming the wrong kind of culture see we don't want to talk about that no that's a good topic um okay uh resurgence of streamers growing by playing games jinxiesy, Queso, Sketch. Sketch? Yeah, like another streamer, I guess. And then there's some hashtags. Hashtag Monday Motivation.

Yeah. Hashtag Spring Break. Oh, by the way, it's going to be Spring Break in Miami when I'm there, which is a disaster. Like he didn't know. Oh, my Lord. Like you didn't know. No, I swear to God. I swear to God.

Are you going to look me in the fucking eyes and go, oh, no, it's Spring Break. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I swear. That's why we're here on the podcast. No, no, no, no. I swear on my mother. Okay, nobody does this. I had no idea it was Spring Break.

Who knows? It's February. That's why. It's not even spring yet. That's why he's February. That's why. It's not even spring yet. That's why he's going. That's why we're shooting the fucking podcast on Wednesday. It has nothing to do with that. We're going to see him on MTV spring break. No. Do they still do that?

I'm sure. No, no, no. Spring break. I'm not even going to go to South Beach. Well, I'm going to go to South Beach. But not during the... Not for the beach part. My favorite gay bar, Twist. Twist.

Twist is my favorite gay bar on South Beach. Stop. I think when Jersey Shore was in Miami they went to Twist. Yeah. Twist is a huge gay bar. Had no idea it was spring break. But convenient. Can we talk about something I want to talk about? Yeah, why didn't you say something?

I always like to wait Let's talk about it Have you guys ever seen the movie The Crow? No Marsh, could you please pull up the original Crow? No, just an image of Brandon Lee I almost thought this was Nick My old roommate's favorite movie,

but his favorite movie is like Birdman or something. Different film. They're both birds. But very different. They are both birds. Very different movie. So The Crow is kind of like a cult classic featuring Brandon Lee and his only like really major breakout role.

This is Bruce Lee's son. Which also has a very tragic ending for tragically he was killed during the reshoots oh my god what yes so just just like the um alec baldwin rust yeah yeah uh there was a real gun that made it on set and during a scene where he shot with like 20 guns at once someone was firing the real gun and he was shot and died uh it was it was it was um crazy that it was blanks guns real gun shoe blanks as well but unfortunately i think a little bit like something was dislodged i thought in this situation a security guard's gun made it oh i thought it was a i thought i could that's it i'm never doing movies. That's with guns. Besides the point, I might have gotten it wrong.

But Brandon Lee, this movie is incredible. It's one of those cult classics that people love. I fucking adore this movie. And they have announced recently that they are remaking it with one of the Scarsguards. Now, I want you to take one more look at Brandon Lee. Take a look at his. Take it in.

We're going to be sad because the Skarsgårds are pretty boys. Well, you tell me. Take in this aesthetic. This is like goth boys around the world for the last 30 years. This could be played by Joaquin Phoenix. Yes, have emulated this role. Now, they showed us...

Get the full image. Oh, wait. Yeah, Skarsgård played It. They showed us... us he's actually handsome what scars guard would look like as the crow and the internet has been not so pleased we will say this is scars guard as the crow he looks hot he looks pretty he looks like the joker he looks like he's the joker he's gonna be be a Halloween costume. He looks like... Is the crow a villain? No. He looks like a villain.

He's the hero. There's the crow. There's Skarsgård. Skarsgård looks like a villain. He looks like the Joker. He looks like a knockoff Joker. I don't like the eyeshadow makeup that they did without the white face, but I definitely hate the titty tattoo.

Yeah, show them the titty eye tattoo. Oh. This tattoo... That part I don't like at all. It Yeah, show them the titty eye tattoo. This tattoo really has. Zoom in on that nipple. Oh, that's cool. Enhance. Enhance. I'm getting one.

Enhance. Enhance. Oh, it's a titty eye. Oh, no. Yeah, that's just. I think this is horrible. They miss the aesthetic so badly. I think it might be one of the worst remake adaptation makeup and art jobs I've ever seen. I believe in the Skarsgård family.

So I think that Billy will still carry. I'm not critiquing Skarsgård's acting at all. I think the makeup and costume department did what I, I think it might be my least favorite adaptation of all time. Webbing. Yeah. This might piss you off, but it's my hot movie take. Sure. I liked Jared Leto as the Joker.

Is that crazy? I liked it. We live in a society, cutie. Really? We live in a society? I would watch a whole movie with him as the Joker. Oh, my God. I know. People disagree with me. I don't think he was that him as the Joker. Oh my God. I know people disagree with me.

I don't think he was that bad. I think people just were mad. Really? Did you watch Morbius? Was he bad? No. Did you like Morbius? Uh-uh.

I liked it. It's kind of hard to... So you don't like movies and you liked Suicide Squad. Well, I like Pirates of the Caribbean. That's a movie. That has nothing to do with it. That's a theme park. It's a movie, though. It's a theme park ride. Great ride.

Was he actually bad? Why is he bad? Why does everyone say that? I want to know. I'm learning. You really want to know? Yeah, I really want to know. I don't know why everyone thinks he's so bad. Because I think he completely missed one of the most iconic characters in comic book history but like how every way possible joker is supposed to be a multi-faceted deep

complex character that's why it's like literally hailed as like a very important role regards to the fact that it's a comic book adaptation literally heath ledger's joker is like held up to yeah i mean it killed him is the i think i think commentary surrounding it um they wanted to take a big swing with the new joker and they wanted to modernize him but they did a lot of things like putting him in a purple lamborghini the joker like hates he's anti-capitalist yeah he's anti-capitalist he hates that shit i was just also putting him in a grill and like random tattoos tattoos of his most famous sayings was just so fucking horrible. It was offensive to me on every level of my person.

He's a big Batman sim. I, as a consumer, thought, oh, he's crazy. And I liked that part of it. I thought, oh, he's a little kooky i just lost hp points on that really yeah crap oh he's crazy he was just a little crazy he was a little crazy i was like when are you gonna realize mormon women run the show in the united states of america did it do well in the box office no it didn't no one liked him that's why i was curious i think it did all right in the box everyone was mad about it i't. No one liked him. That's why I was curious. I think it did all right in the box office.

Everyone was mad about it. I think that was at the time when you could just take a shit in a box if it was a superhero movie. Yeah, Suicide Squad was a really bad movie, though. Yeah. One of my exes made me dress up as the Joker in a couple's costume before the movie came out

because of the trailer. Yeah, I remember that. A deeply shameful moment in my life. Who made you do that? I made fun of you a lot for that, if I remember correctly. Yeah, it was really. A deeply shameful moment in my life. Who made you do that? I made fun of you a lot for that. Yeah, it was really fucked up. I was pretty ruthless. It was really fucked up. What's the worst Halloween? So that was your worst

Halloween costume? Oh, what's your worst Halloween costume? Oh, God. Here, come back to me. I dressed up as Jesus one year and I carried around an eight foot cross. Oh my God. Was that in college? Yeah. That's a sick costume. At a southern university? Oh my God. Results were mixed. That's a sick costume At a southern university Oh my god Results were

Mixed Mixed You should have done like a Like you know Who doesn't want to get down With Jesus The ski shots or whatever What?

If you did like the ski shots But on the cross For some people It was a big hit Like I had the crown of thorns I had abs It was I looked good

But other people At a southern university Shockingly They were offended Screamed at me But it's fucking Halloween If you're even like In the vicinity I looked good. But other people at a Southern university shockingly screamed at me. But it's fucking Halloween. If you're even in the vicinity celebrating, it's like you're sacrilegious. It's Jesus Christ. I was an army ranger one year.

I regret it. I shouldn't have done that. Yeah, no, you shouldn't. I'm older and wiser. I don't really have a bad one, but I dressed up as a slutty cowboy a couple years ago. That was kind of rough. I think you did that with me.

Yeah, it sucked. I don't know why you let me go out on that. I dressed up as this slutty cowboy with a glittery thing, and I went to this party, and I got to the party, and I was like, oh, my God, I'm the gayest person at this party. I was dressed the gayest of everyone. That's why I made you do it. I don't even think you came.

Oh, you were there. No, you were there. For like 10 minutes. What was your worst costume? I did great with costume. I can't think of a bad one. I really do. What?

I'm so good at Halloween. I love it. Didn't you do the fucking cliche Travis Kelsey shit? Oh, wait. I know my worst costume. Yeah, but my costume was the? Oh, wait. I know my worst costume. It was the best one out there. I know my worst costume. I did a couple's costume.

I'm walking out. With my friend, Hasan. And it was interesting because his part of the costume was instantly recognizable by everybody. And my part of the costume needed him to be there. And he went to a different party. And so I was Revolver Ocelot and he was Snake Solid from Metal Gear Solid. And instead of people thinking I was Revolver Ocelot,

everybody asked if I was Major Laser. Hey, I'll say what I said at the beginning. That guy sucks I had a friend of mine who Guys Fucking asshole We're back together It is a wonderful privilege

To be back together Thank you for watching Fear End Thank you for watching Fear End We're gonna move behind The paywall portion now Unfortunately In my defense I was trying to get laid

Based That's You know what You've been forgiven All is forgiven In my defense, I was trying to get laid. Based. You know what? You've been forgiven. All is forgiven. So please join us behind the paywall portion. I'm going to host a film night, so I won't be here. But I hope you stick around with my three co-hosts. How would you mention them?

Don't mention them. Yes, sir. Actually, Will's going to be here. I'm going to be here. And he's teaching a film night behind the paywall. That's right. All right. Adios.

Bye. Because that's where I'll go because I won't have anywhere else to go. What do you mean? Just clean up after yourself. It's not that hard. What the fuck? Your bed upstairs. I got to give you props because I don't do it often.

You did this last week already. Really? You gave me props for the bed. The bed? Incredible. It's Tempur-Pedic. Would you be... If I, this is crazy. I'm not going to do this, okay?

I'm not going to do this. Here we fucking go. But if I wanted to hook up with somebody in your house, I'm not going to do it. This is, we chat, Patreon for the record. We're running dry a little bit on topic, so I'm coming up with theoreticals. Okay, let's hear it.

Go ahead. Drop it on me. If I had somebody with me, would you let me... Would it be weird? Yes. Okay. No street gays. No, no, no, no street gays.

What if you knew them? I know where this is going. What's your policy? I know where this is going. I don't want to... The reason I actually don't stay here when I have somebody with me Is because I don't Want to have sex

In other people's houses Don't have sex You couldn't There's no way If you had somebody with you And you stayed at my house There ain't you had somebody with you and you stayed at my house, there ain't no way you wouldn't want to have sex. That straight sex is different.