Fear& - An Evening In Tokyo With Kaho Shibuya & Scarra | Fear&Japan

Episode Date: June 26, 2023

This week the boys are in Tokyo (QT refused to come because she hates us) with two prolific sex workers. People have been asking for this collaboration forever so we made it happen, Kaho and Scarra join us for another juicer episode full of laughs love and friendship. In all seriousness we had an absolute blast with this episode so we hope you enjoy this crossover as much as we enjoyed making it happen. Everyone went home to Los Angeles already but i decided to stay back in tokyo because I'm taking some me time. Doesnt matter where I am in the world tho I will always get these episodes out to you okay? Love ya good bye🎉BONUS CONTENT🍾 🌟PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/FearAnd🎧 AUDIO PLATFORMS - https://linktr.ee/fearand✰ follow our guests! ✰Kaho : https://twitter.com/ShibukahoScarra : https://twitter.com/scarra✰ follow Fear&! ✰Hasan: https://twitter.com/HasanthehunWill: https://twitter.com/TheWillNeffQT: https://twitter.com/QTCinderellaAustin: https://twitter.com/AustinontwitterMarche: https://twitter.com/MarcheFear&: https://twitter.com/FearAndPod0:00 Intro / Austin requests tap water3:45 Meet our guests, two sex workers6:30 Kaho had an interview after the stream 9:30 It only took 9 minutes to be an adult content podcast24:04 Scarra will die for Japanese food28:51 Kaho's favorite place to eat / Austin's first sushi in Japan34:02 Not enough Japanese people in Japan - the whites40:00 Hasan watched "old enough" / Crime in Japan45:39 Japan Nightlife / Clubs53:49 Will tries to throw it to the paywall episode too early / Hosts59:30 The gang went to a gaybar1:06:10 Will repents for his behavior toward Scarra / Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'm not going to curse. Don't use the F word. We're going to be demonet F word I'm not going to curse I'm not going to curse Wait we can't curse? No no no Not in the first 30 seconds Not in the first

You're trying to Listen We'll have to bleep that one out We're sitting here We're sitting here On the top Of Ritz Carlton Midtown Yep that's right

Tokyo Tower That's right You see success This is a This is a view of success Yes This is a beautiful Decadent It's a beautiful, decadent experience. It looks like

a movie scene. It looks like we're lost in translation or something. And Hasan, who do we owe this experience to? We owe this experience to absolutely nobody. Scar, look at this behavior. We owe this experience to our subscribers

on the Patreon. That's true. That's number one. That's true. Subscribe for more views. But that this experience to our subscribers on the Patreon. That's true. That's number one. That's true. Subscribe for more views. But that's not what I want to talk about. What do you want to talk about, Asam? While we were getting ready and, you know, getting, just talking to one another, being friendly,

this man right here sat on that chair. Yeah, what did he do, Hasan? And called the front desk. And we're at a very fancy hotel that he's staying at. And he spared no expense for us, right, Hasan? Oh, yeah, he spared no expense. He said, would you guys like something to eat? And, you know, Will was like, yeah, we would like something.

He said, please order something. And I overheard this conversation while everyone was talking to one another and I could not believe my ears. What did your ears hear, Hassan? This man, Austin Schell, was talking to the hotel lobby person, the receptionist. At the Ritz-Carlton.

At the Ritz-Carlton Hotel. From the 45th floor. From the 45th floor. Executive suite. Saying in the penthouse suite that we're in, telling the person in the lobby, do you have tap water but put it in bottles? Like he wanted to maintain the appearance of being fancy on a budget. Not even out of earshot. And the receptionist probably shocked said no. So he went, do you have a pitcher

for the tap water? I overheard him. I said, Austin, why tap water? Just order. Just get bottles of water. The best part of it is he looked us dead in the eyes and he said the tap water is better. It is.

It's drinkable. It's very drinkable. Yes, it is. It's drinkable. It's very drinkable. And look, this is what I want to teach people. Oh, it's a lesson. It's a lesson. No matter how much success you may have, even sitting at the top of the world, quite literally, at the Rich Carlton of Tokyo, You never get too big to score a bargain. Austin, we're looking down at a helipad. Okay.

There's a helipad down there. Yeah. Look, I think there are people on this podcast that would agree with me that you could appreciate a bargain. And look, not only did I get water, but I got a few nuts and a couple of cheese plates. And they're going to be delivered on this podcast. Well, ladies and gentlemen, the stage is set.

The place, Tokyo. Yes. Here at Tokyo, baby. The cast, we have a few of our regulars. We have Austin Show. We have Hasanabi and myself, William Nath. And, Hasan, who else do we have today? We have some amazing faces.

Amazing faces. We have two wonderful guests here. Yes. One that we imported straight out of Los Angeles. That's right. That we imported. Yeah. I've been asking Scar to come on the podcast for some time.

The league goat. The genius of TFT. The godfather of Twitter. Asking is a strong word. This is how it happens. He's like, yo, would you like to be on the podcast? And I say yes. Instantly, no hesitation.

I would love to be on the podcast. Because I love these guys, right? And then he's like, okay, what about this date? Immediately, I say yes. Then he's like, I'm sorry, we couldn't do this. And I don't hear back. Wait, what? Till Tokyo.

And I'm like, yeah, I'll be on. I had to neg you. That's why. It is part of our process. I am chronically online. So what happens is if he messages me, I respond in 20 seconds. Listen, we've been hurt before. You were too eager.

You drove us away. No, this is like all my relationships. I'm too fast. We play games. I should have waited. Gotta play games. We are so happy to have you here. Yes, we are. We are so happy to have you here.

Thank you so much for taking time. And Hasan is terrible and I apologize for him. Hold on. Before we get into how terrible I am, we have another wonderful guest. I believe that this is a perfect juxtaposition. Yes. We have the wonderful Kaho.

Kaho Shibuya. Yes. Thank you. You guys already watched her do her thing on the stream yesterday. I don't know when this podcast is coming out. It was a week ago at this point. She was incredible. And I was like, K Kyle, you know so much.

We were blown away, Kyle. We were blown away by how kind you are, how thoughtful you are. We gotta have you on the podcast. I think it's a perfect juxtaposition. We got two former sex workers. What I do on the camera is no shame.

My God. League is a is no shame. My God. League is a gateway to it. Oh, yeah. Pretty much. Yep. I think it's really funny because he was like, would you mind being on a podcast with Cajo? And I asked him. I was like, who? I didn't know.

I was like, who is Cajo? Do you Google? And immediately he was like, oh, JV actress. And I'm like, I do know who that is. Oh, you do? You do? No, no, no. I have not seen.

Her fame precedes her. Oh, OK. You're just very famous. Oh, thank you. You are very famous. Worldwide, actually. Yeah. You might be the only.

I do want to talk a lot about, I hope you don't mind, but I do want to talk a lot about, I hope you don't mind, but I do want to talk a lot about the Japanese adult video scene. Of course. If only someone had written a book about it or something. I don't know. If someone was so knowledgeable. I have a book in Japanese and English. Well, not to brag.

I actually had an interview with TV documentary people after the stream. Oh, really? I had so much fun with you guys. Oh my God, it's going to be great. It was going to start from 7pm and that was also in a hotel. They wanted to have this, again, Tokyo ambience.

But it wasn't like this room, was it? No. This room would match better. They didn't have any tap water. They had mineral water. That would be in the room. But they don't understand the have any tap water, did they? They had mineral water. That was in the room. But they don't understand the minerals in tap water. Right.

Yes. Well, you know what? I don't think they knew me. I think they were introduced to me from other people who they interviewed. So they really didn't do any homework. Yeah, no. And apparently they said, oh, our Japanese interpreter is going to be there. people who they interview so they really didn't do any homework yeah no oh yeah and apparently they said like oh our like japanese interpreter is gonna be there and she wasn't like it's not

an issue that she wasn't but i guess like as soon as i opened the door they did kind of nervous and i was like okay they're not happy to see me and then what's the f where were they from oh that was um like park high at hotel and again like oh no where did the interview go where where were the Where were they from? That was Park Hyatt Hotel in Shinagawa. So how did the interview go? Where were the interviewers from? They were originally from UK, London. And then they lived in New York. They were doing a documentary about jazz stuff?

Actually Japanese sex workers or sex industries. And they didn't even know about the Japanese sex industry. The first thing they asked me, they started the competition with such a rude question. Is your English good? Because their interpreter could not come. Isn't that rude?

That is a very rude question. You don't have to ask. You give us the name of their hotel. Austin will order tap water. We're going to go pay them a visit. That's a very rude question. Do you ask? You don't have to ask. You give us the name of their hotel. No. Austin will order tap water for them. We're going to go pay them a visit. All right? Yeah.

First of all, they messed up big way in being British, number one. That's very valid. We have a standing B for the year. Yeah, we do. I just don't like their food. Oh, so good. How can you say something so brave? We don't like their people. Oh, so good. How can you say something so brave? We don't like their people. No, we're raised as the British.

No, I'm not that. No, I love British people. Their accent's great. Their accent is great. It's very sexy. I disagree with everything you guys say. I'm like the common American where almost every accent for me is great.

I'll hear an Australian accent or a British accent or Scottish accent. I'm like, wow, that's is great. I'll hear like an Australian accent or like British accent or like Scottish accent. I'll be like, wow, that's so great. But I feel like it's very American. Yeah. Uncultured. Look, you're a man of many talents

and very cultured. We're in Tokyo, which is Americans don't even get beyond our borders very often. So we're all more cultured than most of us. Most of us Americans Oh. You know, most of us Americans. Listen,

because no one else will admit it, I'll jump right in. I just want to say, I have seen your work before. Oh, wow. Wait, really? Oh, of course.

Listen, Jav pays special attention to breasts in a way that Americans just don't. It's true. And I want to talk about it. This is the elephant in the room.

There will be, there will be, there will be an entire 20 minute section of a Jav video that is just like boob massage. And he knows this. I'm like a titty guy.

Oh, he loves boobs. I'm like a titty guy. He, too much. Too much of a titty guy. We put tits in the backseat in the United States. We're all butt guys. Yes, we're all butt guys.

That's actually... I feel like people are ass guys. They do love asses in America. 2020 is like... I think asses are incredible. No, no joke. I'll be honest. Hashtag ass.

I'm a titman as well. A titman? Will too much titties. Yes. He will send me videos sometimes for purely research purposes. We're doing a job.

He sends me these videos and I'm like, Will, this person has back pain. Also, it's just those things, they will concuss you. I'm into that. That's how I want to go out If I'm ever in bed, he wants to die breast attack like that. I want I just want to be crushed

Yeah with the tip one tip not one too. That's how big he wants the boob to be. Yes I'm gonna I have a controversial take about boobs. I think they all look the same you're gay Come on No the same. You're gay. Come on. You agree with me, don't you? No. You're very... How dare you? Yeah, there's no way you think they're all the same. I went to a bachelor party and they all started to look the same to me.

This is the one... This is his one interaction with the straight universe. He goes back to the same bachelor party every time. That's my most recent interaction. Actually, I saw up some boobs last night. Oh, you guys went to a strip club?

I went to a strip club. We have so much to talk about. We do have a lot to talk about. By the way, this is a total ADHD podcast. We jumped from one thing to the other. I like it. I love it. It's all over the place. I was going to say, I didn't realize you

had seen Kyle's work. I apologize. I was going to say, you are the first sex worker that we've had on this podcast that I am not familiar with their work. You're more into Western stuff or 2D stuff than hentai?

I've tried to get into hentai. I don't like it. I don't know why I can't get into hentai. I'm the opposite. I don't watch porn. I've never been a fan of porn because it's too much. Like real humans interacting together and exchanging their saliva. It's too much body fluid and it's too real for me. Oh, I love it. The more body fluid, the better. Do you like hentai? I do like it.

I like manga and anime, too. See, I like hentai for the plot lines, which is, you know, it sounds like a meme. No, I agree with you. There's some drama. I do not agree. Is the acting better in hentai? Well, it's drawn. No. So it's not.

Okay, you want to know what loses me on hentai? And I say this all the time. I feel like I have a cliche at this point. Go for it's drawn. No. So it's not... Oh. Okay, you want to know what loses me on hentai? And I say this all the time. I feel like I have a cliche at this point. Go for it, yep. X-ray vision. No one needs to see it. No one needs to... Oh, the inside of the womb.

The inside of the womb vision in hentai gets me out of it immediately. I can't, like, what... It looks like we're doing sex ed. What's going on? I can't do drawn. It needs to be real to me. Have you ever looked at hentai? No.

Marsh, can you please pull up some hentai on your phone and show it to Austin? Oh, I thought you were going to put it on the podcast screen. I'm like, wow, your podcast is like that. Yeah, well, behind the paywall, we will do that. So Austin's never looked at hentai. We're going to have Austin look at hentai. I'll react to hentai live for the first time. It's going to be a real reaction.

I will say, I've seen some advertisements for some animated stuff. And I started to get a little aroused by it. You won't last five minutes. You don't think so? That's what the ads say. Oh, yeah. Horny grandmother.

My husband is dead. I don't want to date. I just want to fuck. Oh my God. I've seen those advertisements. I get a different set of advertising than these gentlemen do. Right. True. True. I do. I do get a different set. I have a lot of questions

about Jav. Well, first of all, my biggest... I've talked about this on the Trash Taste podcast as well. Someone in the diet Has got to come out And just Uncensored The cocks and pussies In Japanese

Oh they censor They censor them You don't know I mean I knew this I knew this But I wasn't sure That was a long time ago Because like

There are some Uncensored shit It's like But they shoot it In the Philippines right Or they are supposed To shoot of... But they shoot it in the Philippines, right? Or they are supposed to shoot in the Philippines. They shoot in Japan and they get caught and they actually get caught by police.

Oh, wow. Yeah, that happens, but it's illegal in Japan. Why? You know, that's a good question. It's a really old law, right? Yes, and actually we saw it because the reason why we have to wear pixel panties, like we call them pixel panties,

it's because we actually cannot have sex on camera. Maybe that's the reason why. But are you actually having sex on camera? We were, and then there is a new JV, that it actually allows having sex on camera. So you can't have sex on camera so why the hell yeah what so america has the same rule um in japan as far as i understand it and you can correct me if i'm wrong prostitution is illegal but very narrowly defined which is uh which is

why there's like soap lands and love hotels and host clubs and so much sex work that's already happening. And the narrow definition is paying to have sex, to have vaginal intercourse with a woman. Outside of that, everything is kind of allowed.

Wait, really? So you can have anal sex with a woman? Yeah. And anal sex with a man and it's perfectly legal. Wow. Where's my with a man, and it's perfectly legal. Wow. Where's my hentai, Marsh? No, let's do it in the paywall. Let's do it in the paywall. Oh, yeah.

In the paywall. Is the food here? Yes. Bring it in. Yeah, bring it in. While we're talking about JV, it's pretty nice. That's my number one gripe with Jav is that someone's got to unpixelate the dicks and pussies.

Yeah. Number two gripe, or rather, it's not gripe, but it's that someone's got to unpixelate the dicks and pussies. Number two gripe, or rather, it's not gripe, but it's just not for me, is I have always felt like the vibes in Jav are just not for me. I feel like there's very... Is it moaning too squeaky

or too... He's too embarrassed to say it. I'm trying to be as nice as possible. It just feels sad. He has always felt, we've talked about it before, he has always felt that the women kind of feel like almost too vulnerable. Like they're not safe or they're not happy. Right, because we have to say no to say yes.

Like, no, no, no, that's not it. Yeah, me too, but I also say yes. Oh, interesting. That's an interesting concept. Yeah, I just like, I feel Oh. That's like the cultural. Interesting. That's an interesting concept. Yeah. I just like, I feel like no one's having a good time. Right. That's the way it looks like to me.

Maybe it's like a cultural thing. I don't know. Right. But I. I watched one Western porn. Uh-huh. I think Avengers thing. Avengers porn.

Avengers parody porn. Okay. Wow. Yeah. Hey, Marshy. Thank you. So. Yeah. That was in that hotel. And I was like, oh, Avengers. Avengers parody porn wow yeah thank you so that was in that hotel and I was like

oh Avengers and let's go to Hamenja Hamenja means like they have sex hey guys we're gonna hold off

on that till the paywall portion we're just gonna hold off no on the food cause we'll have a natural break yeah

good point good point Scar is hungry but that's okay. I ate before. I ate incredible katsudon. I'm sorry. We're going to talk about that in a second. I'm sorry. I was hungry, Scar. I was just putting you on the spot.

You've only watched one western porn. Yes, like Avengers. Dick Avengers. And the Spider-Man was hacking and something man was hacking, but they were just doing the penetration. That's like,

oh yes, oh yes. They were not referring to the saving the world or just like... She was mad that the plot wasn't... I love that. Spider-Man, he just...

This is valid. He's like, Tony Stark doesn't even look like Tony Stark. Spider-Man was suddenly... There was a hole here This is valid. Tony Stark doesn't even look like Tony Stark. Spider-Man was suddenly... There was a hole here. He wasn't Spider-Man anymore.

But really, I disagree with you a little bit. I'll tell you why. I think it is Spider-Man because I think at the end of the day when we're all having sex, we're all the same. We're all humans. And that's what it was showing. But he could shoot like his stuff. Oh, that's true.

Oh, she wanted the web. Okay. This woman would get captured by the web and then he was gonna do something on her. Yes. Yeah, and he's gonna take the web from the inside. Oh, I see what you mean. You wanted, okay.

See, the hentai would have had that part. Yes, it would have. But in the official one Sorry There wasn't enough budget Yeah it just looked like Halloween With like a good staff

Yeah I think that was That was mid My point is this I don't even Like Super professional American pornography

Either Have you ever heard of Fake taxi Fake taxi He's a big fake taxi guy No I like I like Czech pickup porn. Same day. Czech Hunter's a huge gay porn.

Oh, I love Czech Hunter. So, well, I think I'm watching something a little bit different. You guys could be watching the same thing. Oh, keep going. Keep going. But what I was going to say is the reason why I like it is because it's more amateur. And at least I used to date a porn star back in the day. And she would tell me, like, she was, like, way more into it or, like, way more excited when she first had started in the business.

Like, she was more enthusiastic. And I feel like that translates into the porn itself where, like where the more amateur stuff is I just want the person to be enjoying it. I feel like in Jav it doesn't feel like they're enjoying it. I like to subscribe to OnlyFans creators. I mostly exclusively watch OnlyFans content now.

I don't know why. The reason I do that is I think it feels like a more organic connection to the person, I feel like. Shouts out to the Hasanabi heads doing gay porn out there. We love you. I want to give you one more question about this before we move off and get into Scar's real life. No, no, no. Keep going.

This is more important. You just wrote a book about Jav. What is one thing? Oh, we lost the light. Hold on. Pause. Oh, no. Oh, we lost the light. Hold on. Pause. Oh, no. Oh, I'm so sorry. It's a bad time to tell you. I didn't pay for

enough electricity. There we go. You asked for free electricity. It's kind of flicking. Yeah, we're just waiting till the break. What's one thing about Jav to an outward observer that is like a unique factoid that you would never know

by just looking at it or something that like really baffles people every time you tell them about it? I think they're not. Well, because of the pixels, we can be very creative and we can fake stuff. And I have seen like a fake dildo, like a fake dick. Okay. Like a fake, even like a fake pubic hair.

Really? Yeah. That's another cultural difference. A lot of pubic hair. Yeah. Oh, right. So in society, is it more desirable

to have a lot of pubic hair? Actually, for males, like older women, the cougars, they're expected to have pubic hair. But has it changed over time now? Are men more... Younger girls just like they're expected to have pubic hair. Has it changed over time now? Are men more... Younger girls just have pubic hair.

I think they have to take it as a trend. What about the men? There are some actors that shave and completely do epilation too. Oh, like laser hair removal? Yes. Epilation. Wow.

And some of them kind of play like young boys. Oh my God. That's not good. That's not good. Those are the roles that they play. They're actually

40 or 30. I know. That's what I'm saying. It's not good. What I was saying is societally speaking, is it normal to like, in American culture?

I'd say most men trim their stuff It's like luxury just beauty treatment like reference so that you have to be able to afford it I mean then you have to okay, but you can do it yourself not laser hair removal But just like with the with the Philips noroco body. Yeah, baby that Dude, I use that on my face and everything else. Wait, what? You use your body shaver on your face? You use your pubes razor on your face? No, guys, come on.

Why did you say that? It was a joke. It came out a little fast. It was a joke. I'm a quick guy. I'm a quick guy. That was not a joke. That's interesting.

That's interesting. It's getting more common, though. Yeah. Okay. So we're not going to be able to uncensor these dicks and pussies, it seems. That's a big point. If I were to become a Japanese politician, asylum laws aside, no immigration policies aside, I'd be talking about uncensoring the dicks and pussies. That'd be a good platform to run on.

Yeah. Dude. I'd vote for you. I would be the brave motherfucker who does it because everyone else is too much of a coward. Yeah, I'd be like, enough with this. No gay marriage. We don't need to do any of that stuff. Oh, he definitely doesn't want to.

Stop pixelating our freedom. Yes. That's right. That's right. No gay marriage. America wrote the Constitution of this country. Why did they not carve that out? Wait, no, we did argue.

No, we did. Did we? 100%. Well, that's why this country is so great. World War II happened, and then we wrote it. Oh, yeah. Okay, well, that. No, no, no.

We definitely did. Okay, yeah, you're right. I mean, I don't mean that as a positive for the record. I think Japan is awesome. I mean, I don't mean that as a positive for the record. I think Japan is awesome. I think it's great. Yeah, Japan's awesome. Oh, no, Japan is great.

But there's a lot that's wrong with Japan. Mostly because of what we did to Japan. Right, yeah. I want to pull Scar in. Whoa, what's up? Scar, you've been having a fantastic time in Japan. Yes. You were chomping at the bit to tell us about your food adventures. Okay, this is really weird.

When I travel nowadays, you know what I do? What's that? I sleep a lot. I think I work a lot. So, like, when I'm – I always tell myself this. I don't put, like, a – I don't make plans where I do the full day. Sure. I just let,

however long my body sleeps, I let it go. You just let yourself crash. That's the way to do it. Because like. And you like hotels. Yes, I like hotels. Him and I both like hotels.

You prefer to stay in hotels. Stop trying to, stop trying to gas him up. But usually when I, I like, I used to stream more, not this year, but I used to stream like,

you know, every day, like a lot. Like this guy. Yeah. But like, like it, it wears you down over time And so when I go on vacations

Sometimes I'm just out for like 10 hours Like 12 hours But I've been eating so much food Before this trip I put a list I got like 20 food places in Tokyo I've been to like 5 or 6 of them Since I've been here

Incredible I had the katsudon today incredible you said it made you cry I ate so fast I started choking and the katsudon place

yes I started choking I ran out of the tea to drink and I couldn't it was like really awkward because it only seats

eight people so I started choking and I was like I hope the person next to me You started choking? Yeah, choking on food. I was eating so fast. The person next to me was a little uncomfortable.

I was like, oh God, I can't get this out. I just ate even faster to finish the meal and walk out and go find a place to get a drink. I ate the katsudon in 10 minutes. I got it completely over and I just ran out. I would love to partake in a food adventure with you,

except when we first arrived, I asked Tarek. Speak on it, King. Hey, Tarek, what are you doing? You're out here. Let's fucking hang out. We planned coming to Japan and hanging out together. He's like, oh, I'm going to dinner with Offline TV. Yeah.

And I said, that's great. Yeah. Let's, you know, let's also come to dinner with Offline TV. Then he asked you a question. What was that question he asked you? And he said, how many people do you have in your squad? And I gave the number. Right.

And we even shaved a couple of people. We shaved March immediately. We cut March out. That's fucked up. No, he didn't want to hang out with us. We shaved March immediately. We cut March out. That's fucked up. No, he didn't want to hang out with us. Let's be real. But I was, you know. Wait, but people, was I allowed to go to the dinner?

I'm pretty sure because I mentioned your name, they said no. It seems like offline TV said, well, they didn't even say anything. They just said, ah, too many people. It's not us. It sounds like a terror thing. Okay. I come to this country and I realize. Are you throwing him under the bus?

I'm not saying anything. I'm just saying I realize that ideally you want to eat with like two to four people. The restaurants are small. They're pretty small, right? So then when this guy comes in and notice, like everyone here is like, you know, very tall. We're plus size yeah yeah yeah so like they're like more than one person like in fact there's like two people a person right not saying you're you're like you're being sizes no i'm just saying it's japan not only did you

disinvite us wow from the dinner you called us fat he said we're fat look at me no it's not he said look he said fatties you don't need to eat. I'm just saying, we had eight people already eating. Oh, wow. That's a lot. And then this guy is like, yo, we can fit in. And I'm like, I didn't say anything. But Tarek probably automatically was like, wow, I don't think they can. And he made the decision.

You didn't have to say anything. Well, we'll table it. It could have gone either way. Yeah. But you bailed on us. Yeah. You cut us out. Tarek cut you out.

Well. Tarek cut us out. As an extension you out. Well, Tarik cut us out. As an extension of you. Even though he's my Turkish blood brother. He's here for Val. He's not here for you, man. He cut us out because Offline TV cut us out. Let's be real.

We just want to be included. We have beef with Offline TV now. This guy didn't even come out to drink. Okay. Are you going to make me read Broden's text I'm just kidding Quickly we're not gonna get into it But the first thing Scar said to me is like

Oh you didn't make it out to drink And I was like wait a minute What did Broden tell you Because I was communicating with Broden And I read one of Broden's tweets to me Twitter messages And it was just how soon are you brother At 1230

He stopped making sense how soon are you, brother? At 1230. He stopped making sense. How soon are you? When they came in, we were out in the bars, and we were drinking. And within like an hour, I was just gone. Was this last night? Two nights ago. It seems like Offline TV did not just bail on us once, but twice. Maybe.

And yet you're still churning content for them. Listen, I'll be the bigger person. We're going to move forward. What's your favorite place to eat in Japan? Oh, I'm so interested. Yeah.

Oh my God. There's so many things. Damn. What's your favorite food to eat? Well, I recently found a really nice

soba restaurant. And there is a tofu restaurant that I've been meaning to make reservations but they to make a reservation, but they only take a reservation like three months prior to the day. What? Then every time I call, like, oh, it's all full.

And I keep trying that every single month, but no. What was the soba restaurant? Because he looked like it was his birthday when you mentioned soba. In Shibuya, actually. And it's really nice. It's very English-Frenchy, and it looks kind of like this. It's just very posh What's it called? I think I think Ryan Ryan Ryan I am lying. I went and had sushi today in Japan for the first time and

It was amazing, but it was scary because I don't eat really The only sushi I like is salmon and tuna And I go into this place and I'm like, okay, so I sit down. So I'm expecting, you know, the only place I've been in the United States. So I'm expecting a menu. I can choose a couple of things. Well, we sit down and the guy

shows me the menu and he says, which one do you want? And I was like, well, 10 pieces or 20 pieces? I was like, I'll take the 10 you want and I was like oh well ten pieces there are twenty pieces as you know I'll take the ten piece and I was like well you know and then I was expecting another many to choose the fish and no no no no that's chef you want to omakase yeah there's the order that way how I didn't know this so I'm already there and I'm like well man who is classically trained in like sushi chef mastery his whole life sitting across from a man who is classically trained in sushi chef mastery his whole life,

sitting across from a man from Portland, Oregon. He's like, can I get this salmon? This doesn't look like salmon. What do you mean? I'd like some crispy rice. So I immediately knew what I was getting myself into. But they proceeded to serve, and like I said, tuna and salmon are my only sushi that I like.

And I sat there and politely ate sea urchin. Ooh, that's a tough one. That's good. So good. So good. My favorite. Wait, so was it a good sea urchin? Was it very sea?

Oh, the food was incredible. The sushi we had was incredible. But there was a lot of stuff that I'll never eat again. The sea urchin was probably the grossest one that I had. The sea urchin was bad. And also the eel was awful. The eel was very fatty. If you don't know what to expect, it can mess with your palate.

I couldn't do it. But look, wonderful food. The people were incredible. You wanted me to do this to a professional chef? This is my idea. You can tell me if this is crazy. He doesn't eat any fish.

I throw up. I cannot eat seafood in my whole life. I wanted to go to an omakase restaurant and preface this to the chef and be like, listen. It's a challenge. We want to order a moment. You're his only hope. We are going to enjoy your omakase.

We're going to try and save his soul. We should go to the same one. The chef spoke English. He was incredible. He was really nice. Zero fish. Zero fish. We could rent out the restaurant.

I've been to Michelin. I've been to Michelin star. I've been to omakases. I've been to Michelelin i've been to michelin star i've been to omakase's i've been to michelin star seafood like sushi restaurant i'm convinced he was hurt by by a fish i cannot like even i don't even like seaweed like the taste of anything that comes out of the sea uh dude like hassan you would not be you wouldn't you would last like no i know i've probably had you would i've had more diverse fish than you have, I promise. I've tried it.

Not after today. Also, at expensive restaurants, they don't have salmon because that's more like a western fish. Yeah, they had salmon eggs. That's a cheap fish. It's a cheap fish. It's a peasant fish. Wait, but I had salmon eggs.

Oh yeah, that's ikura. Ikura is so good. We had tuna a roll. Ikura was so good. We had tuna and fatty tuna. That was really good. So salmon's a cheap fish? I love salmon. I thought they were going to sear it and everything. In Japan, yeah.

I know more about sushi than he does. I don't even fucking eat seafood. Do you sear salmon here? Or is it like seared tuna? Well, seared tuna is there, but salmon is more. Do they ever smoke it? Smoke salmon is more, I think, Western style. It's not really traditional Japanese.

Do they ever do? One thing I do know is you're not going to find a Philadelphia roll here. I never even tried. Do you know what a Philadelphia roll is? I know. Oh, they put cream cheese in it. Cream cheese. I've never been tried. Do you know what a Philadelphia roll is? They put cream cheese in it. Cream cheese. And they deep fry it.

If you ever ask for cream cheese here with your sushi, I want to see the chef's face. I know that that's very nice. We go to Jiro. Could you throw a dollop of cream cheese on there, Jiro? I think he could execute you and it's valid at that point. He just fucking kills you.

I think Jiro dreams of Sushi would become Jiro dreams of stabbing his guest. It's just like, wow, I've never been asked this before. Is this your first time to Japan? Second. But this is like my first time where I plan stuff Mm-hmm. So I went with a group it was like a tour guide And so like we were we have to get our own stuff and have did it but it was during kovat Oh, so we were the first group let it which it was good

Because there was no crowd we went to Osaka. We went to Tokyo place. No crowd. We just walked around Yeah, it was don't don't also no for us. I yes, it's so we just had every place for us Yeah, and this time I come back I hear more Chinese than Japanese really there are so many Chinese people here You will fit right in. It's crazy. Hassan has also said he's seen too many whites. He's said it many times. It's so stupid because obviously we're white.

But whenever I see... I'm Lebanese. Whenever... Why are you laughing? It's true. He's making fun of my culture again. Lebanese. Whenever... Whenever we... Why are you laughing? It's true. He's making fun of my culture again. Typical Turk. You didn't even know what Phoenician was.

You can't claim Lebanese and not know... Yeah, Phoenicians are people from Phoenix. Is that it? Yeah. That sounds good. Phoenicians. You didn't know, like, what people you've descended from. I asked you if you're Christian, Lebanese, or Muslim,

and then I said, oh, you're Phoenician. He's like, no, I'm not. I'm Lebanese. I'm Lebanese. That's what I told him. Okay, well, that's besides the point. We're white. We go out, we, including myself, Will.

We're white. Yeah. I like that I look at you because you're like, eh. Are you not white, Will? No. I like how you questioned my whiteness before. Whenever I say we're white, Will's like, eh. But anyway, but when I see other white people,

or when I see other gaijin, I'm like, oh, this place. This place is down in the dumps now. Yeah. Do you think there's too many white people in Japan right now? Yeah, what do you think of white people? On low down. Yeah, on low down.

I can see that there are a lot of terrorists and I'm kind of personally surprised because I didn't know Japan was a popular destination up until like recently. Really?

Really? Like now it's like anime, manga and also like people are trying to ski like go skiing in Hokkaido and yeah. Do you watch any Marvel films?

I do. I haven't caught up on the indie games. Did you watch Black Panther? I've seen the trailer. There's a saying that Japan is Wakanda for white people. Wakanda for white people. This is like our fantasy land. Yes, where we feel most home.

Everybody that I talk to about Tokyo, or Japan in general, in the United States, says it's the best place to live. What's vibranium? Like, hentai? Like, I'm confused. Yeah. No, the Wakanda thing is actually because, like,

you know, Japan is... It's more so that, like, a lot of racist people like it, because they're like, oh, Japan is ethnically homogenous. That's where it comes from, technically. Okay, OT always has this thing where, like, a lot of times when we come to Japan, something bad happens. Like, just something terrible happens. I know what you're talking about.

I know a lot of what you're talking about. Last year we came. Should we have meltdown kind of stuff? No, no. Last time we came, the day we landed. Drama. Someone got shot in the country. What?

The president? Shinzo Abe! Shinzo Abe? Shinzo Abe! Right, right, right. And it was a self-made gun. Yeah, with a self-made gun. He landed, and they're like,

yeah, by the way, the person got shot. And I was like, what the heck? It's like, wow. I'm like landing in LA where they don't even tell you anymore. Someone's just getting shot every day. Yeah, I mean, a lot. We have a lot of gun violence. A lot more than one person.

Also, LAX is like a third world country. Have you ever flown into LAX? Yes. It's the worst. The X always stands for international. Yeah, it's a very bad experience. I don't know. I feel so bad when people come from other countries

and they expect to see these glitz. Especially after Haneda, you're like, oh. Yeah, it's really bad. LAX is a disaster. I've been to the Seoul airport. I've been to Singapore airport. And I go from those and go to LAX, and I'm like, whew. Yeah.

Oh, I feel. It's not a well-oiled machine. People come from other countries, and they go through customs, and then they dump them into the horseshoe of the LAX chaos and tour buses. You will never get your luggage back sometimes. Sometimes forever. It's gone permanently. It's terrible.

You can't even connect from one terminal to the next. It's awful. We got a lot of problems. We got a lot of problems. But you know what? We pay a lot of taxes, so that's, you know, for some reason. That'd be very expensive to be in Maine. For some reason, I don't know where that money's going.

It's very expensive. Don't say we. You don't pay taxes. Oh, I pay California State taxes. You do? I had a contract that I had to pay taxes on it. Only one contract. What do you normally pay?

I pay Oregon State income tax. Well, you're going to have to pay L.A. taxes on Fear End. Oh, yeah, because we produce it yeah uh i just want to tell the irs irs hello i'm kidding are you kidding me 85 000 new agents irs no look joe brandon's we're actually filming we're filming in the tax shelter that is tokyo japan yeah true tokyo is a tax shelter for americans with a passport yeah we we we'll just this is where this is our new but this is where we're filming all our episodes now. Yes.

Is it the rooftop of the Hitchcock Hotel? I told my family today I might apply for a visa. Really? Yeah. You're going to move to Tokyo? I love this place. I want to stay here for like a month. You can stay here for a month without a visa.

I think staying here for like one to three months is really cool. Really awesome idea. You can stay here for 90 days. Because here's my thing, And you can tell me. I think Tokyo is incredible. Oh, thank you. But what I want to do is see all the different pieces of Japan. Because I feel like there's so much going.

They have big cities and also small towns. I want to go to the rural areas. Oh, cool. Yeah. Nice. Because, you know, me too. And the reason why I want to do that is the dumbest reason. There's a show in Japan.

In Japan. Where they get babies to do chores. Yes. What? I've seen this. Like a partner or three or four kids. Yeah. And they're four-year-olds and they're doing chores, okay?

And the theme song is like, Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. And it is wonderful. Not because it's cute. These little cute babies are doing chores. They're stupid, but they're so smart at the same time. It's wonderful because the cities are so walkable. And it's so safe that a fucking four-year-old can go and pick up dry cleaning for their sushi chef dad.

Okay? And I want to see those villages. I want to see those cities. That's what I want to go to. Does crime even happen here? 99% conviction rate. And you can also smoke pot here. Oh, well, that's true.

I didn't bring any weed. I was very scared to bring any. Did you know Ivo and Taino are banned here? Really? Not banned, but your pain relief medicine here in Japan is lower strength. It sucks. This won't come out until later, but our producer accidentally smuggled acid into the country. Wait, really?

Do you have any on you right now? No. We got rid of it. I was going to say, our guy smuggled it. No, we didn't take it. Wait a second. Is Advil illegal to bring into the country? I think so.

Yeah. Oh, my God. I got two big jugs of it. It doesn't matter. I don't think it's that bad. It's not. Well, there are. But you said you could do three years for smuggling meat in.

Wait, what about Advil? Is that felonious? You're going to fucking jail after this, dog. I called the fucking police. Oh, God. If it's a prescription, you have to. No, Advil's not a prescription. It's over the counter. But there are certain substances...

We both brought finasteride. There are certain substances... No, that's fine. It's not for your hair. Finasteride is fine. There are certain substances that are super illegal. Adderall, for example. If you are caught with Adderall on you, you will definitely go to Japanese prison. Really?

Japan has a very strict... Yeah, doesn't matter. Japan has a very strict ban on any substance that resembles methamphetamines. Get rid of your shit. From what I understand, due to World War II era... Yeah, they used to be big on meth.

They loved meth. The pilots, especially. From what I understand. Oh, wow. I mean, meth was pretty ubiquitous. Meth was pretty poppin'. I mean, housewives were taking it as a diet supplement. They go running for the shelter of their

mother. Which sounds the most insane thing. So Adderall is like hyper illegal. If you are caught with Adderall, you will probably go to jail. Also, another fun fact about Japan, you can tell me if I'm wrong on any of this stuff, but if you do a crime or even if you're like, even if the police suspect you of doing a crime and say you've done a crime, they say, always say, yes, I did the crime. You will have an easier sentence and you will be able to get

out of jail unless you try to fight it, in which case they will do an involuntary hold for you for at least up to 28 days. Oh. I actually never got into any criminal travel before, so I'm not really sure, but

I know, even in the JV industry, I know some actress that got caught doing uncensored porn. She didn't know if it was illegal. Did she go to jail? I don't know if she went to jail because it wasn't a prison. It wasn't a temporary jail. Punishments are not as severe.

Did you have to get caught in the act of making uncensored porn, or did she get caught after the fact? After, after. Not during. It's a raid. No, no. Japanese sentences are not anywhere near as bad as American sentences, of course.

But that is unless you plead not guilty and try to tell the police that you're not guilty. Do they have the death penalty here? They do, yeah, we do. They do? Oh, they have cabal punishment? We have. Is it by lethal injection?

I heard it's like, they are the multiple switches that you can push and you don't know which one. Oh yeah, yeah. So the one pushing it, they don't know which one. Yeah, that's the interesting one. So's the interesting one you're killed by a puzzle no three people it's like a saw game three people push the button at the same time

and you don't know who has the kill switch that is done in the same fashion so they don't know who kills the person so that you don't feel like you killed someone I would think I did it. So military executions work in the same way where they put

fake bullets in some of the guns and real bullets in others so you don't know if you're the one responsible for shooting. I think that's worse. Because I feel like all three of those people are like, I definitely fucked up. This happened recently in Japan. What you're talking about actually happened recently in Japan where all three, I think fucked up. This happened recently in Japan. What you're talking about actually happened recently in Japan

where all three, I think, refused to hit the switch. So then a fourth person had to do it. What? That's what I... I remember... Fuck, where did I read this? That's crazy. That's like a saw.

This was like a recent execution that happened in Japan. I'm pretty sure. It's electric chair or something like that? Oh, no, electric chair. I don't think it exists anymore in Japan. I think electric chair is pretty archaic at this point. Oh, really? Yeah.

That's like the guillotine at this point. Okay, wait, wait. I have a question, but it's completely deviant from... No, let's change this topic. I'm ready for it. Okay, yeah, I'm done with this topic. I'm here. Dominic.

I am here in Tokyo. Yes, yes. And late at night, like, sometimes I'm just like, topic I'm here I'm here in Tokyo And late at night Sometimes I'm just like what am I doing Unless my friends are out drinking somewhere And I don't join them Sometimes I'm just like what do I do And I'm kind of curious What you guys are looking to do

And what you do normally in Tokyo Because I'm just like We could go to the gay bar Don't Don't do it in tokyo because i i'm just like uh we could go to the gay bar scarra oh i mean don't no no no scar the gay bars are better than the straight the gay bars are actually great but like don't karaoke don't allow austin to to do this to you okay okay whatever this is this is second third opinion third opinion yeah i personally did not go out at night. It's just scary.

I grew up in Tokyo. I was born here, but it's just I'm scared of drunk people walking around and trying to talk to you. Oh, really? Yeah, I've seen that. I've been a courage kid. I've been to crab, and I've done that. You're also a beautiful woman, which I think probably factors into. Your dress is fabulous.

Even if you weren't a beautiful woman. How often do you get noticed or recognized? woman, which I think probably factors into... Your dress is fabulous. How often do you get noticed or recognized? Not that much because I don't always dress like this. But if you dress like this? I try to cover it. You have to do it because you very see a cleavage in Japan. It's just natural fashion in West, but no.

I saw a woman here that was obviously... I don't know if she was a foreigner, but she had cleavage, and she showed a lot of skin, and she showed all tattoos. Wow. And I was like, oh my God. That's so rare. Okay, this is... Yeah.

I'm sorry to get off boobs for a second. But I have a question. No, no. I don't know why this reminded me of it, but I have a customs question. Customs question. I was standing in line for a taxi stand. And the line, I stood next to somebody at the taxi stand. Kind of like, instead of the line, the road was here.

And then I started the line going this way. And then somebody went behind the person that I was standing behind. Oh, did you see the floor on the road? There is like a footprint that you're supposed to be. Oh, I didn't see those, but evidently, and I was like, oh my God, I'm in the wrong spot. And I just went and stood behind the guy that cut me and I let him take, and he didn't mention anything about him cutting me. Was that, is that, is it because I was improperly in line?

It's a common mistake because there is usually like quick step and say, oh, stand this way. And I saw you, you missed that at convenience stores the other day. Oh, I was standing in line. I was just wondering if you're improperly in line, will people just cut you like that? Did you just have a moment where someone was being rude to you

and you thought that this would be a good question to present? I didn't think it was being rude. Maybe I was being rude for improperly standing at the taxi. I have seen people be rude here. Foreigners be rude. Here's a good example that I saw

on the train. Once for sure, maybe twice, where a foreigner will sit down and they'll spread their legs across two chairs. It'll be a packed me. It'll be a packed train Hmm, but obviously none of the people are gonna tell him please like I sit down So he just does it for seven stops or something like that and and I'm just like no one's gonna tell him But I know that's kind of rude, right?

But it's like it's like it happens Japanese people are definitely a little too polite. think Japanese people are the nicest people in the world I don't know if they're like super nice I just feel like I feel so nice to me yes yeah they're afraid of the person they're they're very timid oh my okay. I have to ask you specifically. So one of my friends yesterday, Peter, was at a bar with some of my friends. Or a club. Some of my friends, okay? Got invited. And he says the Japanese girls are so forward.

Really? Another event that we were not invited to. I was not there. I was not there. Wait, Peter? Peter said this? Yeah, he was at A club Cause they got invited Randomly

They were at the club Wasn't it in Roppongi Cause Roppongi And Shibuya Clubs like They love Foreigners

Yeah yeah It was definitely A foreigner club But apparently It was like There were like Locals and then There were two

Japanese girls And when he was Like looking around They like made Eye contact And then he looked Away and apparently She moved into his line of sight

as he looked away and looked back. And then I was told that because the guys here are so timid, sometimes the girls are more aggressive. They go to crafts immediately. They want to meet guys. They're waiting to go there. Let's go to these clubs.

We can. We have some friends out here. We'll go to clubs. I'll do a little straight baiting out here. Stop it. Austin loves attention. You know gay people go to clubs other than gay clubs, right? I don't think straight clubs are fun.

I wonder why. Do you understand that they're not straight clubs? They're just clubs. Well, so are gay clubs. They're just clubs. Well, so are gay clubs. They're just clubs, too. Now that we're thinking, now that we're talking about it. Civil rights.

Yeah, I know, always. He fought for born Spider-Man civil rights. He's like, yeah, that's Spider-Man because we're all human and he can have his dick out, too. Look, yeah, that's Spider-Man because we're all human and he can have his dick out too. Look, I think that I just think that somebody's got to do it on this podcast.

What have you enjoyed in nightlife so far? I mean, I've hung up the reins a long time ago with my nightlife escapades. You were out with us last night. I was. I like drinking still. I love

highballs. They speak to me. Very refreshing. When you're drinking it, you're like, this is probably good for you. It's probably healthy. I feel satiated. When does this podcast come out?

Next Monday. I hate Japanese whiskey. Oh! You have to make sure you're out of the country. Get it on record. I have to literally leave the country. I'm just not a whiskey guy. And every single alcoholic menu. And also like

what about other? I love whiskey. Specifically Japanese whiskey. The beer has been good. The sours have been so whiskey. The beer is good. The sours have been so good. The shochu has gotten me in trouble. I was drinking a lot of shochu.

You're a very famous soju ambassador. You are. I don't like soju that much right now. Don't you have the cutout? He did a very famous soju endorsement. And I have the ad, the cutout in my house. Oh, it's true. We were at one point sponsored by a soju company.

And we had like a cutout. It was really cute. But right now I'm drinking like, I don't know. I like sours a lot. I love that I can come to Japan. Any place has sours. And I'm like, yes. Yeah, we have a big drinking culture.

I mean, actually, I don't drink. You're so straight-laced. I'm boring, okay? I used to be in a carriage. My carriage was in Shibuya. So they were partying. And then I was working at a newspaper company and they covered sports.

So they're dudes and they're drinking. But I hated that. It's just, I drink melon soda. You work at a newspaper company and they cover sports. So like, they're dudes and they're drinking, but I hated that. It's just, I drink melon soda and a can of Pico. You work for a newspaper? Yeah, I work for a newspaper.

I'm the sport, Tokyo sports newspaper. Oh, so you do the sports? Yeah, and I was covering Japanese baseball even though like,

I didn't know the rules at the time. Should we go to Japanese baseball? I heard it is awesome. Like, I don't even like baseball, but I heard it's sick. Because it's like

really like a special thing. The octopus, and they love it, and they get like really fucking happy. Do they play Take Me Out to the Ballgame? No.

No. On that note, why aren't they playing the American National Anthem here? What's going on? On that note, Austin needs to experience a lot of things,

obviously, and the first of which is going to be hentai. Hentai. Behind the paywall. We're not? Where are we at? Keep going. Let's keep going.

No, no. Let's keep going. We'll cut that part, and then we'll continue. I thought I timed it perfect. I thought so, too. I literally was thinking- Wait, how long are your podcasts usually? We do an hour, and then another hour behind the paywall

Interesting We just run it It goes as long as it wants So behind the paywall we get lewd If you want to get after it Get crazy, get weird Really weird behind the paywall So like our

OTV podcast went that way Or it is that way for a lot of it And at some point it's just like there's not much more to talk about. And we just start talking about like very personal stuff. Like super personal stuff. We do too. We get really intimate. It's like feelings and shit.

I'm like, wow, I never expected to talk about this. Last episode behind the Patreon, they cleaned my ear. Yep. For like 45 minutes. Oh my God. We put olive oil in there. This shit was not working. And then she took. We did an ear cleaning. For like 45 minutes. Oh my God. We put olive oil in there. This shit was not working. And then she took us

to a professional ear cleaner and they pulled a creature out of his ear. Yeah. My ears were the dirtiest ears this man has ever cleaned. I'm so jealous. I love getting my ears cleaned.

Oh, it was so sick. It was incredible. This poor Japanese man was terrified at his ear. He straight up said it was one of the worst ears he's ever cleaned in his professional life. And he said Will's was one of the best ears he's ever seen. It was such a shameful ear that he was embarrassed for himself. Did you hear better?

Did you feel like you could hear? You developed a superpower. I was deaf partially in one ear for 24 hours last week because of how bad it was. We're talking like this much earwax came out. Yeah. Like a solid box. Is that an exaggeration for you? Not that much of an exaggeration.

It's close. It was very nasty. But you feel great. Yeah, I feel pretty good now. That's awesome. Going back to the nightlife thing. I want to go. Host club?

To a host club. I was thinking. And the reason why I want to do to a host club. I was thinking. And the reason why I want to do it is because I'm going to come out. I'm going to come out of the closet. I'm a bit of a weeb. I know you guys are shocked to find out. Amen. I've been hiding this from you.

You're literally known for being a weeb. I don't know what he's talking about. I don't know what he's talking about. I don't know what he's talking about. I know you didn't know this about me, but I do like to watch a lot of TV shows about Japan and also animes. And also Yakuza, the video game franchise, which I love. And they always go in,

well, it's called Kamaucho in the game. Oh, yeah, Kamuro's called Kamurocho in the game. Oh, yeah, Kamurocho. Kamurocho in the game, but it's... Kabukicho in Shibukichi. Kabukicho in real life, and we went there last night, and it was great. I want to live like Kazuma Kiryu

for one night where I want to go to a host club, and I want the Japanese hostesses to... We want to get scammed. Yeah, we want to go to a host club and I want the Japanese hostesses to... We want to get scammed. Yeah, we want to get scammed. We want to buy expensive champagne. Right, like Champagne Tower. Yeah.

And tell us we're handsome and so rich and powerful. I hear that it's not as great of an experience if you can't speak Japanese. I heard that, which is why Rob, CD, Angel of Shibuya, is actually working on a club that we can go to where they speak at least a little bit more English. What do these host clubs do? Well, they entertain you. They keep talking to you and they try to get you into liking them. And so you just basically, you just speak to them and they give you company.

Yeah, like a potential boyfriend, that kind of parasocial relationship. Yeah, but it doesn't go past that. And hosts in this, hosts like the male hosts and I guess female hosts as well, they make fucking bank. Like some of the top ones are like incredibly wealthy. Joe, the anime guy, just released a YouTube video. He's a billionaire. Yeah.

Who's the most famous, the most wealthy host in video. He's a billionaire. Who's the most famous, the most wealthy host in Japan. He's a billionaire host? Have you guys been to the host areas? We saw one. While we were walking, I immediately pointed him out in the crowd. The ads are leaderboards.

It's like a Valorant leaderboard. They rate you by top five, if you're you can they rate you by like top top five and if your first place you get like a your own Dedicated your rank one Job is being good-looking You should get that banner on your stream. That's awesome. Number one. Number one. Ichiban. Ichiban.

Host. My job is being good looking. But I, well, first of all, my looks probably not very attractive to Japanese people. Yeah, I was going to say, what's the perception of like. Really? The average Japanese woman, I don't think will fancy really I Get the feeling I'm not a Japanese girl are not really into Hair on guys. Yeah

Would they be into him? Do you have chest here? between Hassan and I I Have no chest hair? Oh, between Hasan and I. I have no chest hair. And Will. Yes, you do. And Scarra. I definitely say they would be disappointed that you're gay.

Really? They're going to find you so attractive. So between Hasan and I, it's over for Hasan. I'm more sought after in Japan. I know. You know what? Let's go to a straight club. You are so...

This piece of shit. Wait, I'm starting to learn Austin likes attention Oh Wow Scarlett, really What? I mean, what? Where did that come from?

Scarlett, attention I've been getting a little too much of it lately We went to a gay bar last night Because Austin was like If we don't go to a gay bar I'm gonna kill myself I did not say that at all You didn't say those words

You know why we need to go to a gay bar? Is'm going to kill myself. I did not say that at all. You didn't say those words. You know why we need to go to a gay bar? Because this man hired me a boyfriend against my will, by the way, that didn't speak English, that I didn't see before, and put me through the most awkward, uncomfortable position I've ever been in my life. You said you're lonely. I did not

say I was lonely. Hasan and I practiced boy love. We did. It would have been great if I... Look, he wanted to practice boy love with us. I wanted to practice boy love with you guys. But you brought me a wonderful... And let me just start out by saying, my boyfriend yesterday...

What's his name? I don't... It was Ray. You don't remember? We never even exchanged our names in the beginning. Yeah, you did. Okay. You did.

You're just a slut. I'm not a slut. I don't remember. Ray. It was Ray. Ray and I had a wonderful time together. What did you think of Hasan and my boy love? That was really fun.

That was fun to watch. That was very arousing. She's a professional! She's a professional! She's a professional! B.O. Compton. It's escaping. As I was saying... Oh, we gave it all the time.

As I was saying, it was very uncomfortable. I wish we had to get it... I had to be... Anita, pick me up so we went to the gay bar. So he basically said, if we don't go to the gay bar,

I'm going to kill myself. The gay bar was very English friendry? Yeah. Very English friend. So't go to the gay bar I'm going to kill myself So Never said that Very English friendly Yeah Very English friendly Yeah So we went to the first one Of course there's a

Hasanabi head there Classic But that one wasn't that good I have a theory As to why the gay bar Is very English friendly I don't think there are As many like

Outwardly Gay And like Willing to be Outwardly gay in public Japanese man As there are as many outwardly gay and willing to be outwardly gay in public Japanese man as there are expats and transplants because a lot of the people in there look like expats and like tourists. I think gay bars in general are just more accepting

of everything in general across the world. Yeah, but I'm just saying there were a lot of tourists in that gay bar. There was a lot of British people. I think the gay scene in Japan, as far as we saw, in Tokyo at least, was mostly immigrants.

Foreigners. Really? What was I going to say? Fuck. Hold on. There was one thing. Why did I bring up the gay bar? Oh. So we went to the gay bar and Austin immediately was like, I got to do karaoke. was one thing why did i bring up the gay bar oh um so we went to the gay bar and austin immediately

was like i gotta do karaoke oh cool but but but is he gonna do karaoke like he's gonna try something fun no he's gonna do frank sinatra why because that's his that's they loved it that's his that's in his range that's his range he's very good at Frank Sinatra, so he's going to do it. Fly me to the moon. No way. That could be a good song. So he went over. Yeah.

Well, we didn't go over. We were beckoned. We were pulled over there. Two songs early. The whole eight people. He literally got a crowd to listen to him do Frank Sinatra. But before we went over there. That's what you do Frank Sinatra. But before we went over there, he came up to me, and he pointed to a couple Japanese twinks at the bar.

And he said, look, these guys are looking at me. I don't think they're my type. And I was like, why? Okay, why don't you go talk to them? He's like, you know what I realized, Hasan? I think I like the attention more than anything else. I was like, you think, Austin? You think you like the attention more than anything else. I was like, you think, Austin? You think you like the attention more than anything else?

I'm just going to say it. We are all in this business because we like attention. Right? Some more than others. I like to entertain people. But you like the attention from people when you're entertaining them. That's what it is. That's part of the high.

I would say. You get a high out of it. I get a high, but I would say that when I am doing the attention stuff for my work, I hate my birthday because I don't like attention. Well, I hate my birthday too. I don't share my birthday.

Unless I'm performing and working. You think it's not deserved attention. Exactly. I'm not Jesus Christ. Yeah. Anytime I'm getting attention that I don't feel like I have gone. Like Jesus Christ. Yeah. No, no. But I like when people I like meeting people.

I think it's one of the most endearing things when people come up to you and say hello. Yeah, I like attention. Fuck it. I like attention. I will say

I think if you're a streamer there's a lot of there's a good chance you're a narcissist. Not because to be successful you have to at least... Gee, thanks.

I mean, I agree. I say this all the time. To some degree, you have to be a narcissist. I don't know. It's fine. Look what it is. I'm just the... I like attention. I'm the only one that has the balls to say it.

No, I say it all the time. You just love attention all the time. Not all the time. That's the difference. I like some time to myself. Yesterday. I like some time to myself. Yesterday I had some time to myself. You did when you left the aquarium?

I left the aquarium and I got lost in a building for an hour and a half because I couldn't find the door. We got out of the aquarium and by the time we got out of the aquarium, that was when you were leaving the mall. I couldn't figure out how to get out. I got stuck in a Japanese mall because I couldn't leaving the mall. I couldn't figure out how to get out. I got stuck in a Japanese mall because I couldn't find

the door. I was going up and down the escalator looking for the exit. I ended up at a convention center just frantically pacing in a mall. And then I get out of the building finally and then I had to pee so I had to go back in the building. I got lost

again. I couldn't find the building finally, and then I had to pee, so I had to go back in the building. I got lost again. I couldn't find the exit, and I finally got out. And then Ubers. It's a rite of passage to get lost in Japan. Yeah. I think the best part of traveling is to go somewhere and get lost. Well, you know that there's actually a lot of data on wandering in a new place is supposed to be really good for your mental. Yeah, except for usually you'll be lost in the mall.

With signs that clearly probably pointed to it. The first time I was in Japan, I was out in Kyoto last year. I got lost because I took a bus. I pointed to some old people who were clearly in their 60s, 70s.

I pointed and they're like this bus. So I went on the bus. Wrong bus. It was the wrong bus. Never trust old people. And I looked at the map and I was going like 30 minutes

in the other direction. Oh God. And I started messaging people is this the right way guys? And they look at me like that is not the right way. I got lost for like an hour and a half. But it was a good experience, right?

It was fun. Like sometimes it's fun to get lost and I was having fun in the mall too. Sometimes it is fun to get lost. And I was having fun in the mall, too. Sometimes it is fun to get lost. Like we did in conversation right now. Because now we are over an hour. We'll let Scar finish real quick. I cut him off.

Okay. No, I'm good. Okay. He's going to tell the rest of it behind the paywall. I think Scar, just like everyone else in this room, is very excited to engage Austin with some hentai for the first time in his life. Which you will be able to see

behind the paywall. I'm so sorry I cut you off. I thought that you were just telling us that you got lost. Your story is so boring. No, go for it. I thought your boring story was over. No, I'm sorry. Finish. No, no, no. It's done.

I'm in Japan. I feel too much shame now. I didn't see a bow. I'm just kidding. Please stop. There's nothing. Stop. That's the ultimate apology. You have to forgive him. You have to forgive him.

It's the ultimate apology. Is that how you say it? Finish the story. You have to finish this story For a little bit and that's it that's the end of the story I get lost all the time in Japan

in Tokyo even it's fun it's fun but like yesterday I started to get pissed off I was so lost it was fun for the first 45 minutes

and I was like where the fuck is the door you weren't lost anywhere cool you were lost in a mall I know while we were upstairs I kept going in circles

having the time of our lives in the aquarium. I was going in circles. Which he could have partook in. I was going in circles. I was like, God damn it, that's the same fucking family, Mart.

I keep passing the same damn one over and over again. And now we're going in circles in conversation. So we're going to end right there, ladies and gentlemen. And if you want to join us for the second half

of this conversation, make sure you sign up for the paywall. We have had two incredible guests, though, that I want to take a look at. Patreon.com slash Fear End, if you want to see the episode. Yes, and we'd like to shout our guests

out, though. Yes, they have been fantastic. Two of our greatest guests ever, and I'm so happy that we had them. He says that every time. Don't believe him. No, no, no. I mean this. He does. Two of my favorite guests ever in probably one of the greatest experiences of my life. So you caught me at a good time.

And I really appreciate you right now. So guys, do you have anything you want to shout out before we move on? Well, you have a book in every language. In every language. I love that you bring it everywhere. Oh, look at this. This is my Japanese book. Amazing.

That was back in 2020. Oh, thank you this. This is my Japanese book. Amazing. That was back in 2020. Oh, thank you. Thank you, Bill. And that's the new one in English. Kind of same, but this Japanese one got more charts

and pictures, so if you want to see more, I guess you should get those. There's a bookmark. There's a bookmark. What's in the bookmark? Amazing. I'm seeing charts.

You're skipping through them. Yeah. So it kind of shows the details of my experiences. Wait, I want to see. Wait, I want to see. I want to see. Oh, God. Scar, what do you got going on?

Honestly, I feel like I'm at the point where I'm just kind of chilling. Cool. I guess. Where can people find you, Scar? I don't care about myself. You can find OTV online. Where can people find you, Scar? Twitch.tv slash Hasanabi. There's one thing I'd like to say before we go on.

I've told you this many times, Scar. Yeah? You're the first streamer I watched. He always tells me this. Wait, really? First streamer because I was a big league head. I got really bad poison ivy. I've told you this.

And I was bedridden for two weeks because it was poison sumac. And it was all in my dick. I had poison sumac on my dick. And I was like on a knife. Did you fuck a tree? No. My aunt's septic tank got buried in a sand dune. And I had to dig it out.

And all I was wearing was little gym shorts, and I was pulling weeds as I was doing this. Was your dick hanging out of your shorts? No, I was adjusting myself because I was sweating. So anyway, this is when I picked up League, and when I was trying to learn how to play League. What a wonderful time. Yeah, terrible.

It's the perfect mental state to pick up league. It was ideal. I got my ass kicked in a rank match. I was like, I got to watch someone good at this. The first stream I watched. To have you on my podcast is so surreal and kind of cool for me.

It's been a pleasure. I'll still be talking for the next hour. We didn't even tell people. We just surprised them. We're like, oh, yeah, by the way, another hour of the podcast. Yeah. It's going to be juicier, right? It's going to be more.

We can talk about our whatever. We'll see you on the Patreon. Patreon.com slash fearhound. Peace. Yep. No, listen. I'm going to tell you why I'm a purist. And this is real shit.

Anime and manga, when I started consuming it, is a nerd era where if you were a nerd, if you were into anime, if you were into manga, in New York City and New Jersey, you got the ever-loving shit kick. If I showed up to school,

you know what I got beat up for? You remember Chow Bits? Oh, you talk about Chow Bits. That's like a more looking... Yeah, the little robot girl, basically. Yeah. I was reading that in the sixth grade, and I got the shit kicked out of me.

Okay, you kind of deserve it. I mean, the content you're reading. So I come from an era when being a nerd, you had to be passionate to be outwardly nerdy. Yeah, you had to embrace it. Yeah. Now everybody marvels everywhere.