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Episode Date: October 13, 2025

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Look at his face! Oh! It was him! It was him! No! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another episode of your favorite, the Fear Ann podcast, the Fear Ann podcast, We're back. We are all back together after Hassan, wasn't deported, actually.

I was not. I was self deported for like a short period of time, only to come back to the United States of America. And honestly, I was a little surprised. March and I actually expeditiously walked through Customs and Border Patrol. Turns out Palantir AI technology and biometric scanners that they have at the border, when you're coming into the country, quite the fast process. My phone calls did nothing.

Yeah, we were actually shocked. Kudy and I were shocked. Yeah. Because we called, uh, did, oh,

um, the airport. Yeah. And we said, stop him. We said, watch out for that guy. Yeah.

Don't let him come back into the country. Yeah, we had, we had plans to seize your assets. Okay. That's, I don't know how you think that would work, but it probably would be the government,

seizing my assets. Yeah, but I'd say, no, that's ours. Oh, okay. And,

And they'd be like, oh, of course. Yeah, I'd say that's mine, actually. That's my. Mr. Show. We share a podcast, 20% of his is mine. Uh-huh. Everything. That's how it works, right?

Yeah. That's cool. But we're all back together and we're very happy that you made it back. Yeah, I did. I'm very happy. I made it back as well. But now I feel, now we're all going to go to China and it'll be all good. Yeah, cuties coming as well.

Yeah, cuties coming to China. I'm falling apart. No, you're going to hit her with it. You look great. I got popcorn. Yeah. And Ludwig got ninth place, which at first I thought was not good. but then I was informed was good.

Yeah. It is very good. Ninth out of what? Out of 24? Right. But it was really remarkable. The experience was remarkable in general. Well, hold on.

Before anybody, because a lot of people don't know what you're talking about. I was about to explain it. Okay. Well, go ahead. Why do you think, you think I was going to die right?

Well, you start to explain it. Wait, I want to hear us and explain it. Well, let me tell you. Go ahead. Well, in France, they have this thing. How about I explain it? I got it? No, no, I got it.

Okay. There's in France, there's a thing called F1. It's a race car. thing. Formula 1. It's not just in France. Well, it's around the world. Squeezie. Squeezie, who... Hold on. I know. Squeezie, who is the

biggest YouTuber in France, probably one of the biggest YouTubers in the world. He's like the Mr. Beast of France. He hosts this event every year in France. Something like 90 to 100,000 people showed up in the audience. Most of the things that you're mentioning are wrong. Do you want me to explain it? Wait, what? It's not a

Formula One race. But it's similar to Formula One. That's what happens when you only read the headlines. Okay. Well, yes, you're right. Squeezy is one of the largest content creators in France. Okay, so I'm correct there. Where am I wrong? Okay, you're right about that. Well, that was a mistake. Squeezy? Squeezy. Our boy

is one of the largest content creators in France and every year he brings together a bunch of other content creators from France and sometimes from Spain as well. I was going to get there. To participate in a competition or formula four

competition, not Formula One, but Formula 4. It's a smaller car, smaller engine, not as difficult. It's a different formula. Yeah, not as difficult to maneuver, but still incredibly difficult. Now you're getting into the minutia. It's a fucking car that goes right. I know all about it because I had to do

a bunch of reading so I can just like talk about it. I didn't have to do that reading because I was a spectator. Yeah, well, I was also a spectator. But in any case, Squeezy wanted to do the last installation of this GP Explorer series, right? It is facilitated in Le Mans.

Le Mans is a very famous town in France for the Le Mans racetrack, which is a 24-hour race normally that goes through the entire city. That's so weird. Yeah. Like, I don't know when they sleep. They do 12-hour shifts.

There's two drivers, and they ride for 12 hours. Okay, that answers that. And there's like pit stops and stuff like that as well. Wait, you were going to explain to a regular race. Yeah, but I were doing a really good job. But this race wasn't. a Lamont, like a full 24-hour

Lamont race, this was actually a Formula 4 race at the Bogotty track in France. No, it was in Paris. Yeah. It was in Paris. Yeah. It was in Lamont. I just, I don't know. I just wanted to make it. Okay. Well, in any case, it was actually an incredible experience to be there for, because

it is unlike anything I've ever seen from the American audiences, from the American events organizers, especially because Oh, you're talking about streaming. not cars. Yeah, streamers and what do you mean?

Like the streamers that were participating are also fringing. Will thinks the streamers and the cars are mid and he's speaking on it. No, no, no,

I thought he meant that he's never, there's like no car events like that in the United States. I was like, well, this car is pretty. No, no,

yeah, no, that's actually what I'm talking about. Like, with streamers, yes, exactly. Okay.

Me on a bumper car crazy. Streamers throwing together events. Like we have some decently sized events. QD obviously throws one of the biggest ones, the streamer awards, and it's fucking awesome. But like, this is, I'm paying up where you right now. This is unlike anything else.

Like, we've seen, you know, Eby Throw events and, you know, millions of people tune in and there's like a massive arena, massive stadium and stuff, right? And from afar, you're like, wow, these guys have a lot of motion. Being there was a remarkable experience and very different than just like watching it from afar. And the reason why I say this is because 200,000 people physically bought tickets to go for the three-day event. There were concerts every night.

There were all these, like, activities. And, you know, this was like a very organized. It was basically like a TwitchCon. 200,000 people came from all around France and some people came from Spain as well to watch. And on top of that, I think it was like 80,000 every day that were like there inside of and around the stadium arena. Yeah. So make you understand exactly. A Twitter Swift concert is 80,000.

Attendees. So it's, the Super Bowl has 100,000 people that go to the arena to watch. So like to understand the magnitude, the size of this event, that's the reason why I wanted to give you these comparisons. So it's a, it's, it's, it's, it was an incredible experience overall, very well put together. Your boy has no motion. I have no motion whatsoever in, well, I have some motion at the Paris, uh, uh, uh, protest that I went to. I went to a pro palis on protest there. Yep.

A bunch of people came up. It was, you know, it was a regular. ordeal. But at the event no motion. No, people didn't know you. Not even a little bit. And there was a very funny incident where I was walking with Pokemon because like Squeezy had invited both

myself and Pokemon to initially be drivers for this event. Pokemon said no out of fear that she might die I guess. And I said yes but unfortunately I couldn't fit in the cars. So we go, yeah, and it's fine. It's okay. I don't think it's because, I think

yeah. I think it's because you're big boy. Yeah, I'm a big boy. I think you're just large. I don't think you're fat. I've gotten fatter. No one thought he was fat. No one said he was fat. Yeah.

No one thought he was too fat for the car. Is that why you said you've noticed how I've gotten fatter? I never said that you had gotten fatter, but I think that he thinks he's fat, but I don't think he does. He's not fat. Well, in any case, I think you're fat as hell. You're not fat. With a pH. What did you say?

No. Like a P.A. No, I'm fatphobic. You do have a fat ass. That's, okay. Okay, let's stop now. Okay, let's stop. I'm feeling self-conscious.

All of a sudden, you think you can fit in a car? I put on a little bit of weight in his shows. You have not put on any weight. This is ridiculous. In any case, maybe that's why they couldn't recognize me. They were like, oh, who is this fat? Shut up. Who is this fat?

I'm American. I literally saw like a fresh new, like, influx of thirst trap photos from your fucking commentating. Oh, yeah, that's true. Yeah. That you posted. But it was great. It was a great event overall. I think it was a 1.5 million total live concurrent viewers at some point while the raise was happening.

It was the reverse hour for my broadcast. And yet, like, you know, we still had like 35K strong watching. And, you know, I guess what I'm saying is like we participated in the 1.5 million concurrent viewers. I watched yours. We were there. Because the other one was in French. I was so confused. But, yeah, we were the official American broadcasters, myself in PocuMaine.

And we had a fantastic time in France. It was awesome to see, like, how those streaming communities get together and how much they, like, hype one another up. They are way less clicky than our streaming space, I will say. It's like way less clicky. Will and I got our ass kicked by the French in TwitchCon. That's right. Many years ago. Many years ago.

Many years ago. We've never healed. No, we've never been on a team since. No. But we're happy for you. Now I remember. This is the one where he was dog shit at gaming. Will was pissed

I've never seen Will that mad at me Yeah And Will is playing with me And I'm pretty bad too But like at least I was trying Well we got we got teamed up For this Twitch Rivals event And well I was like

I didn't practice Can I I will say this Okay I knew you're gonna be bad But there was a level of like Passively competent at video games That I didn't think you could get below And it was like

You didn't even know like how to start the game. Well, I'm be honest I didn't even know what game we were playing. That's true and I had asked you many times if you wanted to practice. Well, it was a Twitch Rivals It was a Twitch Rivals event. I don't give a damn. You know what I mean? I didn't give a damn. I guess what

we'll say is it showed. But I but when we started getting beaten by the French I was pissed. Yeah and then that activated me. And then they were talking shit to us. If we're just going to have fun but yeah then they started talking shit. In French. Yes. And I was And I wanted to physically fight them.

Yeah. I had to peel wheel off one of them. That's crazy. They were very kind in general when I was there. Well, if you're face to face with them, they'll fold like a card table. They're French. I had a, yes, true.

I had a great time. Ludwig and Michael Reeves were competing for the American team. I will say there was a little bit of a rivalry between the Spanish team. There was one Spanish team and then the rest of the teams were French, except for our boys. And there was rivalry between the Spanish and the French. there was no rivalry against the American team because we were a non-entity.

I was no motion. They were participating in the event and they were no motion. It was like, I wish. He said he think he sold one jersey with his name on it and his mom got it. Like, I wished that there was like, I wished that they would hate us

so that at least I could feel acknowledged. Like we have a storyline. Yeah. I'll be the guy from what the fuck is the movie? Taledagan. Yeah, I'll go in there with some bricks from Normandy and be like, we saved your country. They would be biased about that. You would win, no, you'd win over the crowd.

Yeah! No, I don't know. They get real mad. They get real mad. You said you wanted to be hated, I can do that. Wait, they get mad about us acknowledging the fact that we saved them in World War II. Yes, yes. Vichy France is like a dark chapter in French history. But we got them out of it.

He said we. The whole waving of the white flag is like a big deal. No, we didn't, I don't. We didn't wave that white flag. No, we did not. We came in there and. Well, yes. American girls.

Listen, I'm a pro France now, okay? Not even reluctantly. I'm full-blown pro-france. And as someone who's full-blown pro-France, I'm going to say the resistance during World War II did a lot of great stuff. And we must acknowledge that it wasn't all the French that were totally on board with the Nazi regime. It was the Vichy France regime.

as a separate thing. I also love the French, and I want to let everybody know all the French people that are watching right now that I am just kidding. And I do not... Good.

Although we did rescue France and War II. And those... America won World War II alone without the help of anybody. That's definitely... That's a take... I like trouble.

We are back-to-back World War Champions. Don't make me pull out the data. The French actually largely... attributed World War II's liberation to the USSR in the immediate aftermath of World War II, but now they

pulled the French people again, and they say it was mostly America. That's like 40 years at least of like very good Hollywood propaganda. For those of you who cannot understand what I'm joking. I'm kidding. I understand that the Soviets were a big part that the

they put a lot of lives on the line. That's right. A lot. A lot. Yeah. A lot of. The Chinese too. Yeah. Low key. Yeah. But high key. Yeah. Okay. Top two amount of this.

It's my favorite war. I mean, French are terrible. What the fuck? No, no, no. It's a terrible time of history, but it's like my favorite part of history. Why do you do this?

No, I don't know why you have to. Okay, no, let me be on his side. We love World War II. No, like, from a historical perspective, it's fascinating, but it was a terrible time of history. We shouldn't repeat it. Yeah. That's right.

I don't like, I don't endorse the kid. Never mind. We don't endorse the bomb. Yeah. We don't endorse the kid. It was just, We wish he wouldn't have made it. You're just digging.

We're happy that we got the Barbie movie, but we didn't need the Heim one. Oppenheimer. That's the one. We didn't need it. A lot of horrific things happened, and I don't think that we should do that. And he makes him sad, but he also likes studying it because he's a scholar. Thank you. Thank you.

We're going to hard cut. Marsh, I sent you something important. In relevant news. You know what I found on Zoc Doc today? What? An acupuncturist, therapist, combined. I went to therapy today. Really?

Yes. I actually have used Zoc Doc a few times because I also had to go to a doctor to get an EKG because I was convinced I was dying. Really? Are you dying? He's, well, I had incomplete red bundles. We talked about it. Yeah, I had incomplete red bundles. It probably just means that the EKG thing was a little loose on one side.

It should be fine. Should be good. But Zoc Doc helped me find my doctor. And you should stop putting off your doctor appointments because maybe you have an incomplete red bundle and you don't I've not a doctor appointment in 15 years. Well, stop putting off those doctor appointments. Go to Zocdoc.com slash fear and find it and instantly book a top-rated doctor today.

That's ZOC, d-O-C dot com slash fear. Zoc-Doc dot.com slash fear. Where to go. A very important record was broken. Oh, is it? What was that? Oh, Marsh is on prepared? Oh, it's okay.

I'm not going to comment on the record. We're taking the hell. We can cut for you, Marsh. Yeah, yeah, while we're cutting, while we're cutting here, while we're cutting here, I can pee while you're cutting. There's another, there was something I wanted to bring up to see if you guys were down to talk about. What was it?

No, fuck, I don't know. Whatever, I can't remember it now. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, while we're in the hard cut, while we're in the hard cut. We got it. No, no, no, we got it. We got it. Oh, what the fuck. Please, Marsh, we need sound, refresh.

I don't want. A man broke the Guinness. Well, you didn't have to even explain it. I think it's pretty obvious what he's breaking. He's breaking the sound barrier of what he's breaking. Ooh, he's so shitty. Look at the technique. Look at the technique.

Ew, it's like a trombone. Look at the stance. Okay, flat off the floor. I heard of something in his assol. What? I think there's a contraption in his ass. You think this is a cheating controversy? I've never seen a butt fart like that.

I, yeah, you don't have to run it again. Come on, you like that. I got to call slime. I'm calling an expert. What was that? Will, what is that Instagram? Calling it a trend to Kenya. If you're not following bus trend to Kenya,

slime's on the phone. I'm calling from Fearand. Fear and. It's a podcast. Why does it end in the word and? That's so weird. I don't know. It's a good name.

It's a great name. Get you thinking. So anyway, I was going to ask you, did you know that the Guinness World Record for Longest Fart Blast was broken? Yeah, by some Argentine lad, it was about 40 seconds. That's crazy.

He follows Kenya, bus. So the question is, do you think when listening to the quality and the stance and everything like that, you're the expert we're calling in? Why is he the flatulence expert? I mean, have you seen him? He looks like a man who talks about.

He doesn't know. Do you think that he had something up his butt or do you think that's true and genuine fart? So there's a lot going into this type of thing and why farce can be that long and weird. What you can actually do and this is what in an episode

of Kenny versus Spenny where he put a bike pump up his ass and just pumped it full of air and then he just farted for like for hours and hours you know not continue it obviously but yeah you can you can put air in your ass

and then fart it out wait so we was there someone there to smell it to make sure there was a genuine fart now that's an interesting take well now we're getting into the what defines a fart It's just air coming out of your ass.

You don't think there was anything up his butt, though, like a sound machine or anything like that. No, I don't think there was a sound machine, but it, you know, I will think, I will say it's likely that he put air in his ass. Wow. Wow. Controversy. A human body fart. Has it in Argentina suffered enough, slime, but he hasn't denied the fact that he did that. I mean, I don't think that's against the rules, is it?

It's still a fart. No, I think flag on the play for that, for sure. It is a flag on the play because, I mean, let's say you've heard that and everyone kind of goes, oh, right? It's like seeing a video and it's like, oh, that's an AI video. That's fake. So the gas has to be like something that you've eaten and processed through your intestines. Yeah, that's the gas. Like, I don't think it would be illegal to eat a lot of beans right before this event.

I think that's valid. Slime, I have a question to ask you. As a way to validate your claims, do you think it's rational that we do our own investigation and pump our producer, Maricio Mranda's ass full of air and test how long he can fart for. Yeah, but he has to do it while wearing butt flap onesie pajamas or it doesn't really count. Okay, thank you.

Oh, to see if it's a contiguous fart. Yes. If the fart flatulence stops, the audio patterns might not match, but the wind pressure. Have you ever tried the stance that you saw that guy execute? No, I've never done a stance like that. Are you going to try it now?

Are you inspired by Michael Jordan himself? I'd like to give it a shot on the court, yeah. I will say one final thing. In that Kenny v. Spenny episode, it was a competition Zee. We had the largest fart. And how they actually measured it, they did it with methane.

And they had a detector near their asses, and it would detect the level of methane coming out of their butt, which is in our butts. And that's why it lights on fire if you light your farts, which if you are done, it's great fun. Oh. And so that's another way. right it's another way to test these things and I don't think that

young man had a methane detector hey slime real quick last question before you go if you have to fart and you don't want people to hear it he's never not wanted people that he's not sure what you're asking okay but what what would you what sort of method would you use I have a method I'm curious if it's similar to yours what's yours so it's tough because sometimes you just it's a gamble right but basically if I'm standing I'll like try to lift one cheek and get like a clean open yaw and just let it go and like a

that is good but it is a risk have you heard of the silencer go to the restroom I'm telling you try this next time go to the restroom open your butt cheeks grab a piece of toilet paper put it right up to your asshole and fart and it'll be completely silent

oh my God I'm telling you somebody showed that to me and I've been using it ever since Showed that to you? Well, they didn't like... They literally were like... Slym, thank you. Thank you, Slime.

Thank you, Slime. Thank you, Slime. Thank you, Slime. Bye. Thank you, Slime. I need to use the restroom. Excuse me. He's going to go silencer right now.

All that fart talk really got to go silencer. Anyway, that's my topic I brought. Do you think... It's all down here from Hill. Do you think if you just put a wad of toilet paper in your butt crack all day, it'll permasilance it? I don't know that. I don't know that for sure.

Okay. I guess I'll think about it. No. Yeah. Okay. Great. That's cool. Yeah.

How big do you guys fart? I was just wondering. You're, you're trying to fit in right now. Yeah. I love a good fart. I just, I now feel conflicted entirely about talking about parts.

The way you know, I love it. The way you approach the subject matter made me realize how juvenile this is. I think that farting is purely the greatest comedic tool of all. Yes. So I use farts as an emphasis. Okay. Like I will, like, if I get into an argument with Caroline and she says something that I

think is beyond the pale. Uh-huh. Wow. Rip and fart. I am so embarrassed to fart ever around anybody. It's the most humiliating thing I could ever think of. Like, like, every time I'm around something and like, I'm around somebody and like, it's the first time we've met, I'm like, please.

Please don't fart. I think I do not have control. No, I do have control, but like, especially around hot people. Like, farting around hot people is the worst thing is my worst nightmare. Wait. I disagree. I think sometimes you can break the ice with them. Really?

Because they're not used to someone. Well, I mean, I can't. Have you never farted around Christian? No. God, no. I feel like that's one of the best parts about being gay. No. It's because you're.

Wait, gay. I'm going to say interrelation. But, like, I get it. Like, you don't want to fart around a lady friend because, like, women don't fart, all this stuff. Women find farts hilarious. No. Gay men don't fart either. Sometimes you need to keep driving at home till it's funny.

No, it's never funny. You have to bring it. I hate it. You just opened up a can of worms. No, don't. Because now it's going to be my life mission to get you laughing with a fart. The problem is I grew up with a brother that loved farting. He thought it was the funniest thing ever.

and he would do the walk-by lift cheek right in your face. Okay, that's an assault. I know. You can't fart in the face. He's traumatized me. You can't fart in the face. Or like you're both walking up the stairs for dinner, and then he just lets one out and you want to fall down.

That is funnier, though. No, it's so. Because it's like, you know what I mean? It's not funny. It's like a sneak attack. I was abused. It's funny to watch from afar. I would not be,

I would not want to be a victim here. I'm sure that Ludwig is a Dutch. ovener. No. Not what? Wait, Ludwig doesn't fart on you? No.

He seems like such a... He seems like the kind of guy who would do that. I know, but he doesn't. Do you fart? Yeah. Wow. That was a long pause. Thank you.

No, I had to think in like what context. Do you use it for your comedic effect? No, I do it accidentally and I go, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. That's because you've trapped. too many farts inside you. I tell Caroline, I believe this. The reason a lot of people's farts smell is because they're locking them up in their box.

Right. Oh, letting it fucking ferment. Yes. So you got to get them out quick. You got to get them out quick. I was at the gym one time and I had noise cancelling headphones on. Sure.

And I was doing the fucking leg lifts. Oh, no. And it was in the morning. I had my coffee. And you know that when you wake up in the morning and you don't have to go to the bathroom yet, but you got to get your day started. So I had my coffee, and about halfway through the workout, I'm fucking, you know, I'm holding in.

I'm just holding in because I got to go. Yeah. But I got to get my workout done. And I'm doing my leg lifts and I got my headphones in and I fucking feel myself fart. And I'm like, oh. And you have no clue how loud it was. I didn't know how loud it was. I didn't know who heard it.

People were around me. Nobody was reacting. So I just kind of went around my day and just acted like it wasn't me. You know who's the worst at that is actually Aiden. So we used to, in our own house, we had dreams. Doritos Locos Tacos gaming room and it was like where dining room should be was a land center where all the boys kept their desk besides Nick because he was too cool for Doritos Locos Tacos gaming center. I don't know why it's a very long name but I know but it went it went Aden slime Ludwig couch and I would often go lay on the couch because I also didn't have a setup in Doritos Locos tacos gaming center. We can just call it the room. Okay, whatever. We don't have to do ads for Turritos, Locos, tacos.

Anyway, so sometimes I'd be sitting there on my phone on the couch, and Aiden would just, like, he'd just be gaming, and he would just, like, fart. Oh. And no reaction. No. That's, I have, I know people like that. And then, was it a quiet one or a big, it would just, and it was like a constant, like, normal thing.

You know what? That's serial killer energy. That's what you have to acknowledge. My uncle's the same way. No. He just doesn't. It doesn't acknowledge. And then you're like, what the heck?

That's more rude. Like, what, what am I supposed to act? like not acknowledge that you did this? My uncle will lift his leg, fart really loud. And like when I was younger, I'd be like, okay,

that's different. You acknowledge it. No, no, I would acknowledge it, but he wouldn't respond. Wait, what do you mean?

Wait, he would go. No, I would go. And he wouldn't acknowledge. He just never acknowledged it. So to this day, like,

I just took a weekend trip with him. He was just ripping ass and I just wouldn't say anything because I just, that's also not great. If you're like a like a flatulent person in general, and you're just like kind of my best friend is that way Kirk is that way yeah he just rips ass all the time he looks like it yeah he does look like he would fart a lot

and he does and he lets you hear it too yeah I mean I think farts as a comedic tool is perfectly valid we've talked about farts for like 25 well you know the first time I met Ludwig it's on streamy farts the first time I met him in person and you're telling me he doesn't Dutch oven yeah I you're lying to my face

no I hated it so bad did he do it on purpose so he never farted again I had a visceral reaction. This is when we were, we were still friends. And after that, it was like such an ick for me. I was like, he was going to be a friend. Like, I don't even know if he's going to be a friend. This guy sucks.

I was like, how do you recover from that? How do you get back from that? He was very kind. He was a jock. He was very persistent and kind. He never farts around you anymore. No, he does. But he doesn't like Dutch oven.

He doesn't fart in the bed? No. I think this is a missed opportunity. We should, we should teach love with that a Dutch oven. I can't fart anywhere. Does he not know what a Dutch oven is? No, he definitely knows what a Dutch oven is. I think it is one of a boyfriend's only defense tools.

What? Against girlfriend tyranny. He has his hands. He can tickle. Because we can't win an argument, right? We just can't. No, he wins in arguments. Wait, really?

You guys debate? Guys, I give up. You know me. Eventually, I had a point where I'm like, okay, I don't care. Like, I don't care. I don't think in any relationship in my life have I ever won an argument I feel that cutie

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gone too far and you just fart in the bed and you lock yourself you lock both people in oh that's evil it doesn't impact you in the same way so you're basically trapping you're you're immune that's evil it's like you have an immunity to your own fart yeah i would get violent i would get physical have you ever farted it's so badly that you don't have an immunity to your own fart yes that's happened to that's what i think i'm sick yeah if i can smell my own fart and i'm like ooh i'm like, oh, what's going on inside me? That's not good. It's not good. It's funny that we're talking about this because Asan is a notorious

plane farter and he tweeted out that he finally feels bad about it. Yeah. He's also a notorious car farder. Oh my God. No, I don't. That was the old me. He used to roll around lock the wind up. Turn the heat up. Turn the heat up. You turn to heat up one time. So that it's

like a Turkish summer. That's evil. It smells like a street bazaar. This man has never let it go. You do it one time. And it begins your technique. He was laughing his ass off hysterically. So I when people, I hate when people fart around me

because I always take responsibility for it. What? I just have a guilty face. You are so empathetic that you take responsibility for another man I'm so afraid. I'm so afraid of people thinking that I farted. That you claim it. No, I don't claim it. I'm like, whoa.

What's that? No, I didn't. No, immediately. Yeah, because you're doing porno acting. No, I'm just like, whoa! You can't go, if I see you doing that, even if I don't smell a fart, I'm like, that guy farted. You're too guilty.

No, but it's the same thing when I go to the bathroom. If somebody's shit in it before, I get in there, I'm like, fuck. Now they're going to think I shit in it. One time, me, Caroline, sandwich, and Sinha had a two-hour debate on stream about who farted. And every one of you has a different theory. It was funny. Who, who do you think? I think it was Sinha.

Really? But did both of you think? ended up being sandwich because then Sandwich called her boyfriend at the time and he, and she was like, do I have her fart? And he was like all the time and you don't even notice and so, yeah. He was her out. To be fair.

He is Australian, so they're real wild cards. They lied. He has ever blamed. There was, Swift was not near. But do you guys ever blame it on the dog? No, because, oh, I was going to say, dog cart is so particular. But dog fart is different. Dogfarts, I think,

Farley as Farley can crank out some of heat Yeah Kaya cleared the room The other day Remember that? Oh yeah

She does She does actually She doesn't fart off him Was that actually Kaya or was it one of you? I didn't do it Oh no It was him

It was him No Come on Now I know I can just Rip ass Whatever I'm around Austin And pin it on him

No Look at him! Look at him! I would never do that. You look like this is a fart that took place last week, and it looks like you fart. You looked like a serial killer who's just been caught. What is happening? This is why I cannot be around people who fart.

And you blamed my dog. Speaking of dogs. Yes. There's another story that has been making the rounds. Yes. It's been a very viral story. What happened? Which is yet another instance of Hassan gets canceled by everybody on the internet.

About damn time. Yeah, about damn time. And this time it's for, like, I was a real piece of shit for buying a house. Yeah. I was a real piece of shit for leasing a Porsche. I've been thinking about that. But in this circumstance, it is probably the most, like, far out there and far from, furthest from the truth incident of all

time, I'm beginning cancel for abusing my dog, Kaya. Yeah. Yeah. A clip went around very quickly and, to be fair, it's a very convincing clip. Yeah, yeah, it's not good. It's like an insanely, like, the timing

is horrible in that clip. It's awful timing. I'm reaching, I should stop reaching for zinc canisters in general. Now, every time Kaya actually walks... He was reaching. Every time Kaya actually walks to her caught. I literally just pull my hands off. I'm like, I didn't do anything. That's good. That's good. But yeah. She's obviously spot trained. It's called like,

when you say the place command, she goes and lays there. It's really good training for service dogs. And every other type of dog that's gotten professionally trained, it like calms them down, stuff like that. But people immediately were like, because the clip looks pretty fucking bad. I was like, I had just gotten, I had just gotten back from France, super jet lag, super pissed off. Because my internet. shut down stream effed i just got back on stream i'm like in panic mode i'm trying to like fix everything and i was i was i was rude uh as she yelled and uh people were like oh he's like zapping her with an electronic collar and like shocking her he's a dog abuser and they've been saying that no stop and there's a lot of funny memes to be fair there are some funny memes

they're funny like there's one of her the unfortunately an AI video going over to his on electrifying him. I saw that one. That one was awesome. I saw her just behind you, just getting just the electric coming down from the... Yeah. There's also funny ones.

It was like, I'm riding or whatever, where it's just like I'm zapping her. Yeah. People really went above and beyond with it. It's just interesting because, you know, Kaya is the most pampered dog. Yeah.

She is pampered. The only reason I was like, we've got to talk about them freaking pod is because obviously I stream, you stream. And the amount of people coming in my chat. Hold on. I stream. Oh, you stream sometimes. That's crazy. He streams all the time.

Do you? I do. I bet you're never awake. You're never awake. And it's okay. You know what? Nobody gives a shit about me. No, I do. I care. So you've probably been asked too. People keep coming in our chats and they're like. Go to Austin's chat. They go to poor rickety old Austin show. Just barely getting up in the morning.

Why are you hanging out with a dog abuser? I would like to make it clear. I don't believe that Hassan has abused a dog. No. I also don't believe that either because I, I have bore witness to how you treat her and you treat her much better than me. I'll tell you what. I will say. I'll tell you what.

If anything, everybody should be talking about me. I agree. To be fair. I will, I've been here many, many times I've never seen, you can,

you don't have to take my word. I've never seen a shock. No. I have to admit that. I've never seen a shock. Why are you talking like this is a legal document where you're like, Your Honor? It's never happened in my presence.

When I'm not around, he's probably shocking the fuck out of her. He's probably zaping everybody. But I have never. I've never seen his app. Yeah. I've stayed here. I, yeah, no.

I have to admit, my household is split because Farley fucking hates Kaya. That's true. So he was actually super psyched. Farley finally likes me because he saw the videos that was like, oh, that picture is getting shot.

In case you don't know, Farley's my dog who has little to no training and fucking hates Kaya. No, and look, to be fair, she does get all up in his case. I don't know why she loves, like,

She likes to grope them a little bit. She loves little dogs and playing with little dogs. I mean, my brothers just dropped Fiona off as well for the weekend so I can abuse two dogs at the same time. What a treat for you. Yeah, it's exciting. But there's a bunch of different, there's so many different tools. So Kai is professionally trained. I trained her first, but then I like even went and onboarded her and got her professionally trained by a person who like trains, you know, dogs that are service dogs for,

like disabled people and whatnot as well. And there is a range of tools you can use from e-collars, which are also known as commonly known as shock collars, which many people actually mistake and think is like fucking tasing your dog. It's not. It's like a tens machine. I've literally used it on my body before all the way to vibe collars or vibration collars. And they also have like a non-physical fence basically.

So that like your dogs actually, it vibrates when the, when your dog actually walks near the fence. Yeah. To like warn it to not move past the fence. And then there's the spray one. And then there is the noise one as well. There's like when your dog barks it emits a noise. I tried to get Farley to stop barking. And then I realized it made him so proud.

Yeah, that's how I felt. I'm not kidding. By the way, speaking of dogs, my aunt last week. Oh, yeah. two best in show ribbons really not one two best in show wait like westminster dog show shit yeah your aunts do the dog show yeah what kind of dogs what kind of dogs we got westies we got scotties we got i don't even know what those things are can we can we google a picture of westies uh yeah i think i got a picture of him i can pull one up right now that's awesome yeah oh my god

Yeah, but in other news, you guys need to sell something? I do. I do. I need to sell. I've been stealing a lot of stuff from Hassan's house, and I plan on selling it to consumers. I'm trying to sell my body. Really? Okay.

Can't do that on Shopify. You can do others. You can sell things you find at Hassan's house on Shopify. That's right. You can get all the big stuff for your small business, even if your small business is selling things that you steal from Hassan's house. That's right. And you just can sign up for $1 per month trial and start selling today at Shopify.com slash fear. Go to shopify.com

slash fear. Shopify.com slash fear. Sell anything you want. That's pretty sick. Yeah, but not one, but two. Best in Show ribbons. Christian wants a doxon. Oh, really? Doxon. Oh, my God. Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah.

Isn't that Farley? No, no. Farley is he mixed. Farley's like a poodle. He's like a Shih Tzu and a poodle. Farley's got something in there. He's got a whole lot of attitude There's faith Oh wow Yeah

Oh damn That's cold That's a cold ass hair cup I'm gonna send you this Marsh You can put it in the episode But please blur my aunt's face That is a cold ass hair cup bro All right

It kind of looks like Marsh Yeah It's kind of got the marsh cut But like if his hair was white Yeah if he had white hair It would be super similar He's like kind of emo Just like you bro

Oh, see. Yeah, but isn't that cool? That's so cool. I think that, listen, the internet hates us on. That's true. But no one hates him more than his own friends. And if we all love animals and if he was zapping the shit out of that dog, I would be zapping the shit out of him. So just keep that in mind.

I would beat your ass. I would kick you to the curb so fast. And I'd light your house on fire. Unfortunately, no amount of that is going to convince a lot of these people because they don't actually give a shit about... Okay, that's fair. They don't actually give a shit about my dog. And I'm brainwashed.

There's like, I've been getting, I'll be getting, like, thousands of people who will be like, um, who will be like, oh, your prop is there. And she's just, like, sleeping behind me. And then when she actually does walk away to go on a walk or whatever, they're like, where's your hostage? And it's like, what do you want me to do? She gets the room around the fucking house whenever she wants to. God damn it.

Just because you saw one fucking clip doesn't mean you know this experience. But that is how it is on the internet It is what it is It's been interesting Because she is the most She was already pretty famous But now She was pretty famous

She was already pretty famous Now Because people will come up to me in public And be like oh my God I can't believe like can I get a photo with Kaya Who's like a famous like Doug the pug Yeah

Yeah she can be likened to Doug the pug I don't even know Except for she's a suffragette Beethoven Yeah she's a suffragette And she's suffering under my command.

I think like one thing I've noticed is that a lot of people that chime in on the dog stuff are either oblivious to how dogs are because I've seen a lot of people be like what kind of dog sleeps in the same place for five hours that's torture it's like

that's every dog that is swift on the couch every day literally that's any dog have you encountered a dog that's number one number two I've noticed that like a lot of people are just like

I can't believe you would do a spot command that's fucking that's dog dog abuse and it's like, oh, that's interesting. I've never heard that. No, people that don't fucking train their dogs, don't even know that, like, I've never tried, I tried once. Like, people that don't train their dogs think that, like, these, any kind of command over your dog is fucked up.

What? He knows that when it's time to go to bed, he must snuggle me. And it's snuggle? What's the command? I go, Farley, I do this. And he comes and lays down right in my arms. Swift knows high five, but you have to do the two Illuminati hands that goes up. Gabe, if you have a little.

You could find a video. It's very cute. I only have cats, so I cannot relate to any of this. Beat it! They are, they beat to their own drum. They do what they want. They wake us up. They do everything that they want to do.

They sleep next to us, but question about cats, because you have cats. Uh-huh. Can you groom a cat? Yeah. Yeah. Because my cat is very hairy, and he keeps getting poop stuck in his butt. Oh, I have the best shaver. Oh, look at him.

He's so talented. It's a high-five. Yeah, look at him. Oh, I see this one. Does my guy. Ready? Okay. This is not his buddies.

He's not trained. Ready? He only does it to me because he likes me. Oh, okay. Okay. All right. No, he's going to do it. Don't worry, guys.

It's a nice wolf oven. Thank you. Great appliances. Thank you. Okay, now, for real. Damn, this was during the sub-a-thon. Yeah. His timer's at a minute.

Okay. Ludwig. Okay. He's panicking. He's like, Swift, you better not fuck this up. She's not a showman. Okay, he's going to do it. Shirley, it wouldn't be titled this if he doesn't do it.

He has a treat. He's so excited. He loves a treat. I think the video is about to end. Ders walked by and you can see his reflection in the oven. He says, come on. I promise. Guys, he's doing it.

Oh. Oh. Oh, he did it. He only did it to you. Oh! That's my guy. Yeah, he's very talented. That's pretty cool.

Thank you. Kaya can do that as well, but she's 120 pounds. So when she jumps on top of you Let them let's what to have this Yeah come on let me let me talk about my daughter a little bit Let me let me That's the opposite of what it said but okay Yeah okay oh I have gifts for you guys

Oh shit what did I miss an occasion again What the fuck what's going on? I have gifts too I've shot collars for everybody No no no no the next occasion is your birthday I think Oh God I know You just don't get me any Actually nobody wants me to Nobody wants me to put the shower calls on everyone

I do turn 30 and five hours You have, listen, I know you got haters, because I'm weird-ass fans that want to see you in the shot collar. Oh, yeah, I've seen that. I have seen that on the internet. Let's get rid of shop collars. You're Travis Kelsey,

signed jersey. Oh, Kittle. Yeah, I love him. Well, it's Kittal because I was drunk. He was drunk, yes. But this is dope. And he's on what team again? He's on the San Francisco $40.

Great. I love it. Where did you go? I went to, Rave. He was drunk. And I put a bid on, yeah, there was two jerseys and I'd been on the wrong one because I was drunk. Hassan, I got you.

Oh, my man. Tom Brady? Tom Brady. You did get this? Right from Foxborough, baby. Wow. That's beautiful. This is my first ever football jersey.

Really? It's your first one. Oh, my God. An Austin show, I know you love stickers. So I got you this sticker that says, I should shoot. Oh, thank you, Will. I appreciate it. Thank you so much.

I can't wait for him to fucking toss it. No, he puts him on his laptop. So much. I'll put it on my phone. Oh. Wow, that's actually shocking. I'll keep it forever. I thought you'd like that.

I love it. But it's going to cover your kickstand. I was watching. I was watching when you were like at the, at the stadium and I was like, give me a jersey. Maybe you can cut it. It covers his kickstand. He's going to need to.

Okay. He already fucked it up. He already fucked the goddamn thing up. It's going to lose. It's going to lose it. It's going to lose it sticks. That's okay. It's a,

you don't have to. That's crazy. Okay. He put it back, backwards though. Okay. Okay. He's just going to put it in his pocket for later.

That's fine. Thank you so much. I'm going to see it in the trash outside. No, no, I'm going to. All these gifts are very sentimental. He doesn't fucking throw the trash out in the trash can.

Oh my God. My Dr. Pepper can from yesterday. Last week is gone. I saw the clip. I saw the fucking clip off. What clip? Oh, he doesn't watch the stream So he won't

You won't watch the podcast And what was right I do watch the podcast As a matter of fact Especially when I'm not there To see what kind of Fucking tricks you're up to Okay, I don't think you would have watched

The podcast unless I had said You don't watch the podcast Because they forced them to link the podcast And you reacted to it on the stream I guarantee you didn't even know What the fuck we talked about last week You didn't watch it Oh yeah, we did talk about our feelings last week

We didn't remember By the way I have a brief America me up. I want to hear it. Should we go behind the paywall or are we? No, we got some time. Oh, perfect. Perfect time. Ladies and gentlemen. We have girly pop for behind the paywall then. Damn. Actually, let's do

girly pop now. No, it's longer. People like girlie pop more than? No, no, no, we'll do girly pop behind the paywall. Okay. So people are up to the Patreon because holy fuck, bro. Holy fuck. Let me tell you some. It was that loud. We did the GP Explorer American broadcast. It was me, Pokemon, and I also

invited Nick and Slime. from the yard for those of you who don't know that's it oh yeah that's true what the hell's that you don't know it's a oh the bald fart guy yeah the bold fart guy that we should call yeah exactly he would actually really like that title yeah so also uh their ginger right uh so wait a minute they have a ginger he replaced us yeah they have a ginger as well so that's what happened you're the old fart guy I'm the old fart guy yeah I'll take yeah and and Pokemon was obviously cutie Cinderella yeah

Much better upgrade, of course. I did. She's so put together. You said that. Yeah, I said that. You went, when did Fieran get good? Yeah, it was funny. But one of the things that they were constantly flexing is how much bigger their Patreon is.

So we have to arm the Patreon. There's no. Patreon. Patreon. You motherfucker, you have multiple vlogs on deck. Hassan just post shirtless photos on the Patreon and you'll literally save us all. Yeah, show a little cock. You'll pay my.

my child's tuition. Yeah, I agree. Our Patreon, we appreciate the support so much. But we have more content coming up. So if you have been on the edge, don't do this. Don't do this. Don't do this. Shut up. I have a video. I, Marsh, I didn't week. No, no, no. Even beyond the video. What about after that, though? Well, I got another vlog that I did with Will. But then after that, we're not doing shit. You're not doing shit. Okay, I'll make more vlogs. Austin Show wakes up, I guess.

Do interesting things in your life so you can vlog it. Song covers. Okay, fine. Song covers. I thought about doing like a fucking... I thought about doing song covers, but I didn't know if our Patreon would make fun of me. No, they would love it. They would love it.

Because we used to do them on wine about it, but then I got shy. But then I was like, maybe I'll do it on... I could 100% do that. I got an idea for a second. I could do a DJ set every week if he would ever come over. Oh, man. God, here we go. I like this.

I like Marcia the Hasi. Marsh literally like a father who told me that he... he was going to teach me how to catch, said he was going to come over and set up my DJ decks, saw my speakers, made fun of me, asked me if I was poor, told me to get bigger speakers before he would set anything up, left, never came back after I bought the speakers. It's such slander. It was like a child learning out of catch by throwing a ball against a fence. Okay.

That was me. Have you gotten bigger speakers? Yes. Oh. And he never came back. Oh, shit. I've been traveling with you for the past like three with you. He's better in New York.

I got an idea for a new Patreon segment. Oh, boy. All right. I don't know what we'll call it. You send me your phone number. I'll just give you a call. What? Surprise from Austin Show.

Huh? That's great. Hello, it's Austin Show from the Fear Hand podcast. Just call someone while they're grocery shopping. I like it. You know what you just make normal. I like it. It's a great.

That's good. It's good. Going about your day. Let's do that. It's do that. Okay, Austin show up in the Fairland podcast. Look, let me give you a double whammy. Okay.

Spoofer for your phone number. Yeah, I'll use a Google voice number. Okay. Give me a double whammy. We got to give them something. I know, but what I'm saying is you do it on, just do it at the end of your stream every day. So then it's stream content and it's Patreon content. Okay.

No, but then no one's going to buy the Patreon to see it. Yes, they will because. They won't watch. Because no one watches the stream. No. Is that what you were about to say? I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that.

I'm saying the only way you can submit a number is if you're a Patreon member. So then it's a double ad And he gets to do it on stream And then it goes on stream as an archive I actually thought about this show Yeah it's an archive on the Patreon Of the people that Brilliant

I take pictures of Kai every week Cut that whole section Let's pull us up real quick Guys we had a record breaking number of fights Breakout in the Tampa Bay versus Florida Panthers Hockey fight or preseason hockey game Go ahead

Hockey fight What's a Florida Panther Florida Panthers a hockey team in Florida. I know, but like, I don't think there's Panthers in Florida. Am I crazy or is the Panther not a very good

animal for a hockey team? Hockey? I don't think Panthers can skate. Lightning where they're native to. Am I crazy about this? I feel like Panther is like it makes sense for football, but I feel like for hockey doesn't really make sense. No, I think hockey should only be animals that look good on

skates. So, yeah. So watch this. This is incredible. Literally the whole thing, Marsh, you can just play it at any point. It's 15 minutes. there were over, I think, 300 minutes of penalty time given. And by the end, the Tampa Bay Lightning only had three viable players left on the team on the bench that could play that hadn't, that hadn't participated in. Oh, shit.

This is preseason, too. This game doesn't even count for anything. Wait, so, did you just go for 15 minutes straight? Yeah, just 15 minutes of nonstop fights. So they just fucking have all the smoke for each other? That's what it is. Like, they hate Tampa Bay. Yes, they're cross-town rivals.

No, I'm going to be so real. I think half the fun of going to a hockey game is watching the fights. Well, this was, there was over 15 minutes of fights. Like, I would love the shit. Crazy over there. They love fights. But literally, there were almost no eligible players by the end of the game. That's awesome.

That's all been penalized so much. Ooh, out. He ate that. He looks like I got hit in the face of the puck or something. Damn, what the hell he? Yeah. Why do they, why in this sport do they fight like that?

Like they don't do it in football, they don't do it, and they're hitting each other in football. Well, I mean, it's just part of the culture, and you want to know the funniest thing, pause. The Tampa Bay Lightning were fined, I think, $100,000 for all the fights, right? Wow. A.J. Brown was fined $60,000 for wearing the wrong color cleats.

Yeah, the NFL is crazy. Oh, my, Austin. I'm going to pick it up. Anyway, that's a quick little America me up, but I thought that that was hilarious, the whole 15 minutes. That is crazy. If you want to go watch it, the game doesn't even count for anything, preseason game. Oh my God, weird. I think we should fight in sports more.

I think we should put all men in hockey and then there'd be less pent of aggression. Yeah. I agree with that. Yeah. I'm on board with that. Yeah. Well, oh, no, no. That'll be all for.

No, no, no. We don't have, we're still going. Wait, why? because we saw some Marat. Maratah. No. Come on in, Marat. Come on. Say hi, Marat.

Marat, come on in. No, he doesn't want to do it. Don't stand at the fucking door. Get out of here. You're distracting. Come in or out. With your sex. He gets married.

He did this. He literally just came and Arthur Fonzarelli did it. He just posted it up at the door. He did this. Real quick, before we go. Uh, Hassan, uh, you, we, I tried to pick this with them last week, but they didn't bite on it because they, it's not with them. It's with you. When I wasn't on the podcast, two weeks ago, remember, no, no, like you didn't buy on it because you said it's not, the bone is not we don't know it is. We don't know what it is. It's the COVID thing. Oh, boy. Sorry. That was, um, unintentional. You guys talk. We'll look at it. Yeah. Go ahead. Hassan. I'll watch some TikTok. I, um. Oh, shit. You caught me saying to Jen that I was going to use the COVID excuse to miss a wedding. And you thought that I used the COVID excuse to miss your brother's wedding.

Yes. But I didn't. Oh, so you were at my brother's wedding? No, no, no, no, no. I was not there, but there was a legitimate COVID case. But I was going to think about using that test for the other wedding, but I didn't. Yeah, because you care more about some random person. It's not true.

Then you do about my brother. It's not true. Then you do about holy matrimon. We have Marat here. Marat? He's in the bathroom. Well, anyway, it's all right. We don't need to bother him with this.

No, really. Marat, how do you feel about Austin using, planning to use the COVID experience in another wedding? The week after your wedding And then actually feeling bad And actually attending that wedding Instead of using the COVID excuse in that wedding No He said it's tried and true method

And I understand why he did it You've forgiven him No Okay so good He did take us out to a nice dinner He thought he could have love But it didn't work It was a great one of wine

We had to Come on. Remember the bottle of wine? Marat told me your contributions. What? What about my contributions? To the wedding. Yeah.

What was wrong with it? Wait, what did he get? You could say it out loud. You give him a $20 gift card. That's bullshit. No, he's lying. No. He's a lot.

I gave him $500. Wow. That's nice. Isn't that nice? That's nice. What I went to go? Where did the $20 Sephora gift card? He just made that one.

Okay. He just made that one. but here's the deal I was at dinner with Marat and Marat's like he mentions the we bring up the topic of the wedding gift comes up

and I was like well there everything was taken on the way you brought it up it came up he brought it up yeah yeah I said I had a year to get a wedding gift

and I was like looking at Marat Marat was over my shoulders I was typing in the amount so I felt a tremendous amount of pressure you were going with 50 No. Because he's breathing down I started to think

I was like what is he typed a second one more zero Yeah All right ladies and gentlemen Yeah The gift is My gift to morale is when I get My pilot's license

Which I'm working on right now That is it For the Fear Am podcast this week We'll see you beyond the paywall At patreon.com slash fear and There's a vlog coming out Peace

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can't fuck with me. Cardi would clap back on Twitter with her own series events where she flipped Magnet and bring up

Nikki's husband's sex crime. Yeah, there you go. Yep. A, B, C, D, F, G, your man have to snatch pussy tastes like honeycomb, your brobie touching 12-year-olds. It doesn't even rock. I mean, it doesn't have to when you got a powerful bar like that.

And then actually, let me just, I'm going to start sending these to you. I'm glad that I gave a backstory on that. Didn't realize that paid up. It paid up. It didn't appear.