Fear& - Ariana Grande Hates Women, Hasanabi REACTS To XQC ReactGATE 2023 | Fear&

Episode Date: July 31, 2023

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Must be legal drinking age. Imagine in your mind, Kanye West is sitting on like a chair that looks like a throne kind of and on a big ass table with like drinks everywhere and then they drink a lot. I haven't seen this. Whine about it. It's a pretty famous black podcast. Hello everybody, welcome to another episode of Fear and oh yeah, here we are shoved into the corner of a 7,000 square foot mansion. And Hasan, you look very uncomfortable.

7,000 square foot feels a little small. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, I made the grave mistake of moving my streaming setup a little bit further in towards the wall. We're pissed. Nobody liked that. And everyone has been complaining. Well, what's funny is Hasan told me that he moved it to make more room for guests,

and I was a guest after he'd moved it, and I didn't even notice it had moved. Well, you don't really notice a lot of things, Austin. Well, okay. Shots fired. I'm sorry. Don't even let me get into our friendship. I should have given it to you. I should have told you this change happened in twink units.

You can pack this room with 20 more twinks now. Look, twinks. The TPC twinks per capita. He's got such an old school view of twinks. I've got a progressive view of twinks. Twinks just aren't little people. No, that's... What?

What are we talking about? You're so great. Thank you for saying that. Twinks are normal-sized human beings. Okay? I... Okay. Hassan thinks that twinks are petite.

I never... He thinks they're petite. They're helpless. That's what he thinks twinks are. I'm here to tell you... Oh, God. Sorry. Wow.

I'm here to tell you twinks are... They can fend for themselves. They're strong. They're big. We have to get back to that in a second. I don't know what the fuck you just said. He's fighting for twink civil rights. Okay.

Civil rights icon Austin Show, thank you for starting us off with your defensive twinks, which no one was attacking. A hundred percent. You know who's attacking twinks? Timothee Chalamet and Willy Wonka. Oh, he looks stupid as hell. I'm so mad. Oh, shit. I didn't even see it. I think any ofhee Chalamet and Willy Wonka He looks stupid as hell I think any of us could be a better Willy Wonka than him Honestly

Am I being mean? I don't know the original But I just know that Timothee Chalamet kind of looks awful in it Gene Wilder is hot You don't know the original I've never watched Willy Wonka We'll watch it when we have our slumber party Yeah

Are we watching the trailer we're looking at yeah we can look at like parts of it i mean put him on the desktop i mean he doesn't look he wants to be johnny depp so bad i mean he looks okay let's see no it's the acting it's not how he looks yeah you you need to audio for this i think you think he's gonna end up like johnny depp no he looks. Yeah, you need the audio for this, I think. You think he's going to end up like Johnny Depp? No, he wants to be Johnny Depp. You think he's going to end up with like metal teeth and he's going to have a fragrance called Sauvage and kind of wear vaguely Native American shit?

Dude, that's his fault. You just ripped on my man's whole aesthetic. Or is it how he's acting? It's his acting. Okay. Because I have an announcement to make. Oh, God. Oh, okay. I have an announcement to make. What is it how he's acting? Okay. Because I have an announcement to make. Oh, God. Oh, okay.

I have an announcement to make. What is it? This is not a good frame of Timothee Chalamet, but Timothee Chalamet has officially passed Shawn Mendes as my celebrity crush. Oh, boy. Oh. Okay. Wow.

That is actually big. This is big news. That's big. This feels like he just decided this. And I feel like... Did you know he's a gamer boy? Like, he had an Xbox controller review channel? Look, and this is no shot. That's big. This feels like you just decided this. I feel like... Did you know he's a gamer boy? Like, he had an Xbox controller review channel? Look, and this is no shot of Shawn Mendes,

because I think he's gorgeous. He is cute. He's beautiful. Timothee Chalamet is cute. But Timothee Chalamet, I've watched Call Me By Your Name a couple times now, and every time I watch it, I fall in love. That's the...

That's the reason? I mean, not the entire reason, but, like, you know. Never mind. I'm not even going to get into this. Tell me what. No, why not even gonna get into this tell me what no why don't we well i just wanted to talk about willy wonka okay go ahead sorry do we want to talk about willy wonka we can talk about oh willy with willy wonka i know you're gonna get like all you know old school movies guy no i actually i'm actually not a huge willy wonka fan

that's fucked up man and i feel like ever since I sat in Slime's chair, I've had the hater glasses and the conspiracy glasses on big time. But I just feel like I hate this movement in Disney films, or I don't know if it's even Disney or if it's just film in general, where they're going to go and take every kind of supporting character from stories we've watched before and like build out their story, right? DeVille was the first one.

I'm sure we're going to get an Ursula film where it's like. Bro, Mattel's doing that with Barney. No, they did it with Melissa. I mean, I guess Barney's the main character, but still. It's like a grittier look into the real life of like the villain. Yeah, and then they're doing it. A24's making the Barney movie with Danielle Cuega, I think.

What? Wait, nobody wants to know what the hell Barney was like? Bro, bro, these, like people have just, people are on, no, that's Your burritos on the kitchen counter. Your burritos on the kitchen counter. Here, have some bread. You want some bread?

Bread boy? This is what we're feeding him. No, bread boy? I love the idea. This is what we're feeding him. No butter for you. I love the idea. That's too much. That's too much sustenance. Your weak, frail, peasant body will not be able to handle it. I want to let the record show that's my bread and I'm giving it to you, okay?

No, I bought March. I want everybody to know I got that bread. No. No. Take my bread. Please. I bought March a burrito. I brought extra bread because I thought he would want it. You did not. That comes with the fucking food. No, I ordered it extra.

It was $3. You ordered bread, butter, and jam? March, close all the doors. March. March. Sorry, March is drunk. Yeah, no. Sober.

Totally sober, it says, March. He said he's totally sober. He had to walk here, but he's sober. Totally sober, it says, Marsh. He said he's totally sober. He had to walk here, but he's sober. No, but I ordered some bread. A little extra bread. A little extra bread. Sometimes I feel like I'm in a fever dream.

I know. What's so strange about that? I don't know what anybody's... Everybody's... How did I get here? I have no idea. I already have a podcast. Wow. This is a podcast. Well. This is your favorite.

Wow. That's an important time for me to mention. While your friendship is floundering. Oh, my God. Falling apart. Oh, yeah. I thought we were talking about Willy Wonka. Our friendship is absolutely blossoming.

Is it? Cutie and I, closer than ever. Yeah? Really? Is that... Big time. That's so cool closer than ever. Yeah? Really? Is that big time? That's so cool. Yeah, at Hassan's birthday party, Will just held me in a hug

and wouldn't let me leave like that creepy uncle. Oh, yeah, thanks for the invite, Hassan. Ooh, that's really awkward. I was invited. You were invited. I was invited. I just didn't go. You were invited.

You just were like, oh, I'm sorry. i'm sorry no no no too busy with twinks in portland that's not that's not what i actually i did i was i had a date but that's oh okay yeah you sent me like it was i i had to respond with lamau because like your birthday message so sorry sorry your birthday message was literally like which I'm not even like a big birthday boy anyway. Who gives a shit? But it was so professional. Like it was literally like, we talk about everything all day.

It was a heartwarming moment between two friends. So here's what he sent me. Did he include the phrase, it's natural? No. Because that's his new shit. He said, happy birthday. Hope you have a great day. Like, what am I?

Is this Aunt Martha sending me a text message? Like, who the fuck are you? I put $5 in the envelope. Happy birthday. Have a great day. I have a very contentious friendship sometimes. No, we don't. What are you talking about? I thought it was like a very contentious friendship sometimes. No, we don't. What are you talking about?

I thought it was like a moment. Friendship drowning. Friendship blossoming. High five. Okay, I don't want to make Will jealous, but I did go and see the Barbie movie with Cutie. He was invited and he stopped replying. Oh, yeah, that's right.

You were invited. I stopped replying. Oh, yeah, that's right. You were invited. I stopped replying. I actually, from that movie, I bought Hasan a shirt. It didn't come yet. Oh, really? I am Kennaf. Oh, let's go. Listen, I will tell you what happened to me.

That's just like what best friends do. Caroline was streaming late. I asked her if she wanted to go. She said, I want to keep streaming. I didn't respond that night, but I responded the next day to ludwig and i said i was so sorry i'll tell you what sometimes for friends you got to ditch the bitch it's true yeah best friendship to the barbie movie she also literally bought me a best friendship t-shirt because he loved it so much i did love with ken i was kind of weird i was

sitting i was sitting next to her there is a there was a really funny moment where there's like this pivotal moment where you know uh the the the the normal woman lady is like supposed to describe like a womanhood and how yeah oh yeah to the to the barbie human lady yeah america ferreira is that her name yeah so she's america america ferreira is like describing to the so she's got a cupcake america america ferreira is like describing to the first barbie who's like a writer uh you know novelist barbie uh sure the the the real trials and tribulations of being like a human woman uh surviving under the patriarchy and she starts talking about how like you can't be too bossy but you have to be assertive and i turned to cutie and i went this is how it's like is that what she was so mad the amount of times i told him to kill

himself during that movie every time every time like uh there was a a moment talking about like you know uh like it was a pretty woke movie it was was. It was a woke movie. Like, surprisingly. Do you guys know that Amy Schumer was supposed to be the original Barbie? What's- And she backed out? Thank God. Oh my God. Can I say something? Huh?

That movie wouldn't have made money with Schumer, right? No. 100% it would not have. No. Because like, here's the reality. Shut up! We don't- No, here's the reality that-

Amy Schumer steals jokes. We don't like her. No, but she's a great woman. And here's the reality that Amy Schumer steals jokes we don't like her no but she's a great woman and it's not just that it's like the irony is like there are

certain concepts with respect to like uh not even necessarily aesthetics but like people always act like uh

there is this movement or this momentum towards this other direction like it's perfectly fine to make a movie with a main character that does not fit traditional Western beauty standards, whether it be, like, physical attributes or whatnot.

But, like, Barbie is one of those. Unless you're making Barbie. Yeah, Barbie. Well, not even Barbie necessarily, because Barbie does have a diverse array of types of Barbies now. No, no. Which are all featured. It'd be like if you made a Muhammad Ali movie

with Paul Giamatti as Muhammad Ali. Yeah, no, no, no. It just doesn't make any sense. First of all, Italians are not white, so I will ride for them. Oh, sorry, yeah, yeah. But secondly, no, no, no. What I'm trying to say is like the traditional Barbie

is supposed to look like the traditional Barbie, which is understandable because the main character is supposed to be going through this process. So I think Margot Robbie was a very good pick for that. Oh, you think the woman that literally is Barbie? Yeah. No, no. Absolutely. 100%.

The only better pick would have been Britney Spears. No. No. Absolutely. She's so messy. Oh, my God better pick would have been Britney Spears. No. No. Absolutely. She's so messy. Oh, my God. We got Cutie to admit that. That is crazy.

And I freed her, personally. No. I was out there with the sign. I'll be honest. I think you're wrong for that. Britney is the best. I don't think she should have been freed. No, no.

You're doing that weird thing where, like, you've been orphaned from the gay community so long. You're trying to fit in. You're just doing gay takes. She you've been orphaned from the gay community so long. You're trying to fit in. You're just doing gay takes. He's like, I also love Whitney Houston. I do love Whitney Houston. I love Whitney Houston. But this is on our, like I do.

What do you think about Cher? I've heard you listen to honky tonk, badonkadonk in a truck. Okay. Do not claim Whitney. I love Whitney, but I love Trace Adkins too. Look at him. Look at him. He's flinging his wrists around.

He just literally upped his gayness by like 10%. I'm watching you. I'm watching you become noticeably gayer to defend yourself. Look. Sorry. Sorry. I'm so sorry. Look, I love Whitney.

But this is, I listen. Look, you want to look at my top songs? Okay, look at my top. Okay, I'm so sorry. Look, I love... But this is... I listen... Look, you want to look at my top songs? No. Look at my top... Okay. All right. Fine. Don't believe me.

Did you order something? Lady Gaga? Nope. Mariah Carey. I did not. Beyonce, Lady Gaga. Oh, all of the above. And I...

There's a... He's serving a court summons. There's a song... I hope not. ...that I'm really into right now called Padam. Yeah. I don't even know. Padam. Yeah. So I'm really into that. Padam, padam, padam, padam. It has nothing to do with the fact that I'm really into right now called Padam. Yeah. I don't even know.

Yeah. So I'm really into that. It has nothing to do with the fact that I'm gay. It's just convenient. Yeah. Right? So yeah, no, very convenient. But yeah.

Wow, Hasan left at a really bad time. Why does Hasan have two Streamer Awards statues? He won a couple. No. Two different years, years cutie he didn't win two years he didn't no oh one of them's xqc's oh you're telling me xqc didn't keep his stream no i i i took it for him and i left it here and i told him to come get it and he never did yeah no i uh i'll be taking that no no it's mine now it's mine now no no it I... I'll be taking that. No, no, it's mine now. It's mine now. No, no, it's mine. I'll be taking that.

It's mine. I'm going to do something. No, because if you have it, it's going to reignite the rivalry. We can't have that. No, no, it's good. I had it. I fucking transported it here.

It was a fucking realtor. Just like, dude... It's a Sunday. Was he trying to sell your house? It's God's day. Constantly, these motherfuckers are like, just like, come on, let's just sell your house. I get texts from realtors.

Just sell your house. What the fuck are you going to do, move? No, it's just like, it's so frustrating, dude. Yes, that's what happens when you sell a house. You have to buy another house, right? Yeah, well, then it doubled the money for the realtor, I guess. I don't get it. Like, have you ever thought about selling?

No. They're the new missionaries. That's a crazy cold call. Yeah, it's like, have you ever thought about something? No. They're the new missionaries. That's a crazy cold call. Yeah. It's like you're a random guy in my house. Like there's not who the fuck's going to be like, oh, sick time to sell. Yeah. I didn't think about it until you showed up.

Yeah. Yeah. Um, I was just, just thinking about that. What were we talking about? I'm sorry. Before I got rudely Barbie and Barbie. Yes. Better.

I can't believe you're, you'rears. Barbie, Britney Spears, better Barbie. I can't believe you're being honest about the Britney Spears situation. I thought you would have been riding for it still. Oh, I think, hey, Spearsies out there. I mean, I don't think she like, I don't think the conservatorship is the best structure, especially considering that they were like enslaving her. I think the conservatorship is what caused the damage that she has now. But now she definitely does need like...

She needs some supervision. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. No, no, this is like an established... Y'all both are like, we're so glad she's out of the conservatorship. Maybe we were wrong. No, no, no, no.

I think like... I was. I was wrong. I think, no, she definitely needs like some medical supervision for sure. Lock her up like a werewolf. No, not, no. I think like... I was wrong. I think... No, she definitely needs like some medical supervision. Lock her up like a werewolf. No, not like that. You know, something...

She just needs... She needs something. I think she needs to go on tour. I think she's... No. No! That's the opposite of what she needs. She needs to chill.

It's Britney, bitch. No, she's fine. She's fine as she is, but she does... One shoe and eyelash half on. Bro, you've seen the videos. Give me more. You've seen the videos. I don't know why.

I don't know how. Listen, listen. The extent that homosexual men, as a group of people, will allow white women to behave in ways that are very clearly not good for them is crazy there's you could britney spears could be robbing a fucking bank with one britney spears could be out there robbing a bank wearing her super low thongs i don't even know where she finds them okay while dancing out of the bank and like filming herself and and there would be a group, a flock of homosexual men going, Yes!

You fucking ate that queen. And Austin is just LARPing right now. I would totally be there. Speaking of LARPing. Yeah. Why are you wearing those overalls? It keeps unhooking. It keeps unhooking too. It's too big for you.

I want to say, I came in here. Yeah. Like a wrecking ball the only person that mentioned they're complimented my overalls was my intended audience cutie cinderella now cutie you must be wondering everybody not a twink austin is straight he's coming out as a straight man let him cook let him cook yes cutie you must be wondering be wondering, why am I wearing these overalls? I assume one of them gave you a complex

about what you were wearing, so you borrowed them from Hassan. I borrowed them from Will. Okay. Because he's the only one that had them, but... He's the only one

that had them. Look, Cutie, I decided today I would fully send it and dress in the outfit that I would wear to the Taylor Swift concert. Overalls, black shirt, totally Swifty coated. No, it's not. That's not Swifty coated at all.

It's not? If you're wearing a pink shirt. Okay, but like I didn't have a pink, but just pretend it's pink. I wore these overalls because I was like, it's time. I'm fully ascending. I'll change the shirt to pink just to make it work. Here's the deal. I don't want a white shirt.

If you guys send me what you would wear, and it has to be an era. Shit. You're in. Okay, but this is kind of an era. Wait. Wait. This is kind of huge.

Let me check and make sure I have enough seats. I'm going to pause real quick. I credit myself and my best friendship that I've been providing QD with on another level of just being there. Oh, I got this in the bag, QD. And I got us in the box. We do stuff off camera. Not yet. i need to see your outfits i need to see we do stuff off camera that's all i'm gonna say we hang out off camera we do rainbow is in the era

that's why it works perfect okay no cutie i got this i think the three of us need to ask a question yes is maya coming yes fuck she's my best friend did she have to fucking dress up yes like you're she bought her outfit a month ago no no but like did you did you put her no did you just say hey maya you're coming unconditionally or were you like maya you need to show me your outfit or else you will not get cute an invitation i am totally in oh no i don't want to oh Oh. No, I don't want to. Oh, God. Here we go. I don't want to hear the post hoc rationalization. No.

It's going to be really bad for Paul. I really like these overalls. Oh, God. I would have picked up your phone call. This is going to be really embarrassing. I would have picked up your phone call immediately. I'm on Fear And. Maya, you're on the Fear And podcast with Austin Show,

Hassan Piker, Will Neff And Cutie Cinderella, how are you? Oh my god I know We get that a lot Thank you so much We appreciate it Anyway you're talking with Cutie Cinderella

Who's about to ask you a very important question I feel like I just called into a radio show I don't know why he's like this Question When I invited you to the Taylor Swift concert Dude, I feel like I just called into a radio show. I know. I don't know why he's like this. Question. He can't turn it off. When I invited you to the Taylor Swift concert, did I give you anything you had to do? Anything I had to do? Yeah.

Did I assign you any rules and responsibilities? Does the documentary count? I don't think so. No. Oh! Because, did you know, out of the kindness of your heart,

that it's important to dress up to the Taylor Swift concert That's why I dressed, look at me. Oh. Look at me. She knew, that's what I knew too,

I knew that. Oh, so you never gave her conditions though, like you did with us. Oh, hold on. All right. If you guys are arguing, first of all, Kitty doesn't need to give me conditions because I'm smart and considerate.

So... Wow. I did attest what? I'm wearing overalls right now. Okay. That's rough. That's... Kitty, watch this.

Watch this. Watch this. i will be wearing an outfit inspired by red i will have heart glasses striped shirt and white short shorts i'm gonna put some overalls on and figure it out i'm gonna i'll figure something out that's in one of the eras all right they were arguing that they i didn't get any kudos for that. I know. I actually don't even know what they were arguing. I was just trying to prove that you're a real friend. And that they're fake friends.

This is our podcast. None of us get along. Can I be honest? Well, after... All right. Maya, thanks so much for calling. You've been on Fear out in the morning. I called Maya for the record. Thank you so much for calling in, Maya.

For those tickets to Hoobastank, do you know the phrase that pays? All right. All right, thanks. Maya, big fan. Big fan. I'm so sorry. Big fan, Maya. Big fan. We love fan. Big fan. I'm so sorry. Big fan, Maya. Big fan.

We love you. Big fan. Bye, Maya. Bye, Maya. You guys are not allowed to talk to Maya. Okay. I have her phone number. She'd answer right now.

At the show. If you go to the show. Can I be honest? I met a guy. I need to see submissions. I met a guy, and he went to a Taylor Swift concert and he was wearing overalls and I was just like that has to be it

so you didn't do any research I need submissions no I need outfits I already have a better outfit than anything you could have put together for yourself for the fearless

fearless Taylor's version you will be wearing bedazzled yep YSL boots with the buckle. Can I be honest? You will be wearing your leather pants that you already own

because we bought it for you. Yep. You will be wearing a sheer, see-through, sparkling shirt. This one. Oh, that's so hot. How long is it going to take to get here? We only have like a couple days, right? Lost track of days. When's the concert?

It's on Saturday. It's next Saturday? Oh, perfect. Oh, thank God. We have a few days. The bedazzled, sparkling shirt will get here in time, right? We have some time. I know where Will got his red dealers version inspiration from. Will you take photos? Will you accept photographs

of things that are online? Do I need to you take photos? Will you accept photographs of things that are online? Do I need to be in them? You can. I will accept photographs of things that are online. Okay. But I have another condition. Okay, what's that? If you come to the Taylor Swift concert, if.

Dear Steven. She doesn't sing that song. Yes, she does. None of you are allowed. Not at the concert. Oh, I know, but in the album. None of you are allowed to make fun of me. Oh, my God.

Or talk to me. Okay. A true sign of a best friend. During the duration. It's my day. For the duration of the concert. No, it's my day. Yeah, yeah.

For the duration of the concert. Yeah, no, no. Cutie, I'm not making fun. Are you kidding me? Don't talk to me for the rest of my life. I'm not gonna. If you come to this concert.

Cutie, are you kidding me? I tell you what, I'm gonna make it up to you. I'm gonna take you to a Minnesota my life. I'm not going to. If you come to this concert. Judy, are you kidding me? I tell you what, I'm going to make it up to you. I'm going to take you to a Minnesota Vikings game. I don't want to go. All right, you know what? Second that, Abby Knight. I don't want to go. All right, well.

Yeah, Austin, I'm not going to lie. At first, it was like really fun going with you to gay clubs. And now I feel like anything is an excuse to go to a gay club. Now you're Brittany, and we need to get you help. I love going to the gay clubs. No, we know. But it's like we'll be out for like Jamba Juice and you'll be like, Abby?

Look, it's a lot of fun. I think you guys are just missing out. No, we bet that we go there. It's like my favorite spot ever. I can't get enough of it. I don't know why. It's like my, it's the, it of it. I don't know why. It's just... You like attention for men.

No, I don't get a lot of attention these days. I do. Moving on. That's it. That's the whole point. That's why you like going to the gay club. No, it has nothing to do with attention. I like being around my fellow gays. Hassan, do you know what it's like to be in the closet gay homosexual? I don't.

See? For years, not being able to even point out somebody who's attractive. Being there, just holding everything in. Civil rights hero. Yeah, holding everything in. I still haven't been able to figure out an outfit inspiration for myself. I'm looking at the eras and there's nothing really. Stop looking. Focus on the podcast.

There's nothing really. This is very important. And it's also fundamentally important to the podcast. This will change history. I just want to let important to the podcast. This will change history. I just want to let you guys know. Maybe speak now. You'll be purple? I do have a maroon, purple-ish suit.

Purple is kind of my thing. It's got to be purple, not maroon. She does have a song maroon for Midnight, though. And that's it. I'll wear my double-breasted Gucci blazer that I wore for the streamer awards. For the streamer awards. You know, you marinate on it. Some of us can't afford that. Some of us are part of the working class.

She did not like that. I need you guys to marinate on these. I need you to submit them. I will be submitting them. Thank you. Do they have to be good enough? Is that what you're saying? If they're not good enough, we won't make it. It would be really funny if we

made the cut and Austin did it. I really think that you should make cuts. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no. For the sake of content, I think you should cut Austin. No, Cutie, that would be... No, Cutie, don't listen to them. I think only one or two of us should make it.

Well, you know I'm making it. That'd be so much drama. You guys would be so mad at me. We're trying to make content here. Look here. I think cutting Austin from the pile last second would be incredible. Look at my Spotify. Look at him. He's already desperate.

Oh, my God. She was. What happened to her? He removed her tracks, Katie. No, no, no, no, but that's bullshit. This is on recent searches. She's not on there at all. There's like 40 she was no she was on there a lot i was listening to taylor's version because i don't listen to anything else because you did text me that out of the blue

fuck scooter broad yeah tell him what i texted you no i texted her out of the blue i said i'm only listening what did i I say? She never responded. I know. She never responded, but I texted. Sometimes when he's pandering to me, I say, I don't have time for this right now. I said, you're trying too hard. She hasn't responded to any texts in the last three weeks. Oh, my God, I haven't. Since like July 19th.

There's so many texts that I haven't replied to. Can I see? Oh, God. Can you turn it around? I just want to get a peek of it. You don't have to show the camera. Just look. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. This is so desperate. Let me see. Okay, July 18th. July 20th. I'll be there in 18 minutes. I know it's bad because Cutie's looking at it and feeling bad right now. Okay, just read them.

You can read them. Oh, my God. Okay. Leave it to me. Last thing, you were left on read on the 20th of July. Okay, you do text her a lot. Oh, come on. We're best friends.

I'll be there in 18 minutes. No response. I'm so hungover. Do I need a parachute or life jacket? I have both on me at all times, just in case. No response. True. Thank you for the event.

Sorry, I'm just hungover and have a headache. No response. A lot of these are from... The context of that is incredible. That was the mystery of that. Yeah, that was a cute... So he's asking if he needed a parachute or a life preserver, and then he phoned in his performance as a dog.

So he was apologizing to no response. And then the last one on Tuesday. I'm listening to Taylor's version exclusively. Is this right after you texted me? Happy birthday. Have a great one. Yeah, probably. I'm listening to Taylor's version exclusively.

Dot, dot. If it's not Taylor's version, I'm not listening to it. Wow. Period. I refuse to give Scooter my money. Exclamation mark, exclamation mark, exclamation mark. Everyone needs to bring friendship bracelets to trade. So you have to make friendship bracelets.

It's plur. You just keep adding things. Plur. What's plur? Peace, love, respect, unity. It's plur. You just keep adding things. Plur. What's plur? Peace, love, respect, unity. Marsh, show them. Peace. Marsh.

Marsh. Do plur. You need to make some friendship bracelets. Love. Respect. Unity. I'm going to hire somebody on TaskRabbit. And you trade a bracelet.

We trade friendship bracelets. If this was the paywalled version, I would use the gun on myself. We have so many guns. See? I fucking, I, oh God. I'm going to make, so let's get this straight. Swifty outfit from an era. And friendship bracelets.

And friendship bracelets. Is there anything else I need to know? One of us is getting cut. No. No, nobody. She doesn't have room in the box. No, she does. She doesn't.

She told me. There's only room for one person on that door, Jack. Well, I'm getting cut. No. No, nobody. She doesn't have room in the box. No, she does. She doesn't. She told me. There's only room for one person on that door, Jack. Well, I'm getting in. You best believe I'm getting in that box. Ladies and gentlemen,

it is now a competition. Two will survive. One will be cut. There's so much drama. There will be outrage if I don't get in the box. You will be outraged. Step it up, Jack Jack I'm stepped it up

I better see those friendship bracelets I'm stealing these overalls that's not good enough okay I'm telling you if you show up with this oh I'm not getting in the box

you're going back to the frozen north my friend this is just this is just the entry level it's just a little tease but hey look

it got us to where we're at, okay? Yeah. So when you and I are looking at each other, singing my favorite Taylor Swift song. Right. Which one? What You Made Me Do. On FaceTime because you didn't make it.

No, no, no. In person. You're going to be like, Austin, goddamn, thanks for telling me to. This is going to be me. We are never, ever, ever. And I'm going to show you the audience. That would be so awesome.

Getting back together. And you're going to be fucking home. No, I won't be. Yes, Hasan and I will be embracing each other. It's so much more pleasurable if Austin is not there. And he's just mad that he's not there. I've realized that this would be so much better. Better step it up.

It's going to be really funny when Austin takes it seriously And starts getting mad You better show up with a stage worn tail I wanna see those friendship bracelets Okay It's Saturday is when the concert is? I thought it was Thursday Look my days are very jumbled

I think it's Thursday Hey any current events happening? Yes actually this is I need your attention on this, Cutie. This is very important. Those stupid-ass flies pissing me off. Okay. That's our set dressing.

That fly is union. I need someone to do my hair. Look at this shit. I'm going to try to execute this fly real quick. Cutie, what were you going to say? I was going to say something to Cutie. God, I wish you were more of a real quick. What were you going to say? I was going to say something to cutie and God, I wish you were like more of a real gay

because I feel like you'd be on top of this shit too. Like T-wise. I'm not gay enough for him? Yeah, exactly. I need someone to straighten my hair. I wish you were more gay too. Yeah.

Look at this. I want to talk about something very important. Ariana Grande cheating on her husband? Yes. That's best friendship right there. I'm going to put it out there. Yo!

Before you guys all cannibalize the event, I want to talk about something from a racial standpoint. Uh-oh. About inclusivity. This is a big win for gingers. This is a big win for gingers. Oh, I thought when you said ariana grande in race i thought you were going to talk about how no i'm talking about my race yeah no it's true i forgot about

that we the the spicy white uh coalition the ginger coalition uh we we this is a big moment for us um you know not many uh big uh you know sexy victories out there for redheads. It's been a while since Ed Sheeran. Never really considered a sex icon. And neither is this guy, to be fair. Having the biggest song in the world. Pretty sexy. Neither is this guy, actually. Alright, pull it up.

Pull up Spongebob musical. I'm gonna use the bathroom. No, no, no. You have to stay for this. You can't run away from the truth. Get back here. Okay, well, we'll get to that when Will's here, but you can search it. In the meantime,

it'll come up. Oh, don't fucking worry about it. Make the friendship, Grace. It'll come up. Let's take the moment and taste it. Okay. Yeah, we'll get to that. Before that, let's look at the viral TikTok

that started this entire conversation. I want to... What is happening right now? I hate this guy. I just sang some Taylor Swift lyrics and he goes, is that SpongeBob? And I said, no, it's Taylor.

Look. Can you look up? What you don't know about Taylor is she was considered for the SpongeBob. You're going to go on to cheating. Wait, you can't hear me from the mics from over here? I hate him. Here's Steven. Stop.

Okay. It is the. Oh, look at that. It is the... Oh, look at that. It is the... This one. That's the one. Are you just doing one of the shows?

How many shows did she get? Okay. I was honestly thinking... This is not the original. Someone, I think, re-uploaded this. I could just buy us tickets and we could go to a different concert the four of us. Let's stay on task. Okay.

I genuinely don't know how many tickets I have available. Can we pay attention? Sorry. Can we do the podcast, please? This is part of it. So here is how this entire story starts. I did not know anything about Ariana Grande

other than the fact that she is a Bernie bro, bra. I don't know. I like her for that reason. And also, I think she's attractive. And she looks good in every race that she has tried out. So I am a fan of Ariana Grande. Please, if you are a fan of Ariana Grande please don't come to my house and kill me

and also if you hate Ariana Grande a lot if you hate her a lot then I also do not condone her behavior now that we've gotten that out of the way I saw this video and I was genuinely you know genuinely interested i it seems like ariana grande is a like serial cheater that's right but like she does it like an olympic sport yeah so let's take a look and completely unrelated before we get into this ariana grande don't try that with me i'm in a relationship i want to just mention that to ariana grande i am in a relationship. I want to just mention that to Ariana Grande. I am in a relationship.

Don't. Ariana Grande, I am in a relationship. Yeah. Don't try it. Don't do it. Back-to-back redheads, that's crazy. Don't do it. No one would expect it.

Okay. Yeah. That'd be real horrible. All right. Let's look at this video. Fuck, it's not the original. God damn it, you fucking asshole. Fuck you.

Fuck. I cannot fucking, I can't stand this shit. It's like... Yeah, the Reactment is out of control, right? Oh, we can talk about that too if you want. I just shushed you. I didn't. That was my laugh. It was... Yeah, that's

the one. Thank God. So, right now, this is sitting at 248,000 likes on TikTok. I like how this is narrated like catching a murderer. I love that. with ariana in 2016 naya rivera revealed in her book that big sean allegedly cheated on her in 2014 with ariana when she walked into her house and ariana was there yeah that's a rough one in 2018 mac miller's ex-girlfriend nomi revealed on her tumblr blog mac cheated on her again with

ariana in 2016 in 2018 there were rumors ariana cheated on mac with pete davidson while pete was in a relationship with kazzy david in 2020 kazzy said she found out pete was cheating on her with ariana through instagram i don't know if that one's true in 2019 tmz reports that ariana and big sean were getting cozy in the studio together while he's dating Gene Aker. In 2020, Dalton Gomez's ex-girlfriend posted this on her Instagram story, fueling the rumors that Dalton cheated on her with Ariana. with ariana in july 2023 it was announced ariana and dalton are getting a divorce ethan slater and his wife are separating and now it's announced ariana and ethan are dating all in one week fueling the rumors they cheated on their spouses pause it yeah so here's yeah so here's what I have to say about this. First and foremost, love the spooky conspiracy documentary music

playing in the background as he's talking about Ariana Grande's many. April the 5th, 2002. Yeah. A star is born. I will say. A swirl pattern on the table indicated cheating. Yeah. Much respect to Ariana Grande

for actually competitively cheating. She's not just a serial cheater. It seems like she is competing with who knows who. I don't know what she's... But I respect it. It seems like she's never been in a relationship without cheating. She put it out there. Break up with your girlfriend. Yeah, yeah. Because I'm it. It seems like she's never been in a relationship without cheating. She put it out there. Break up with your girlfriend.

Yeah, yeah. Because I'm bored. Fuck yeah. That's kind of true. Listen, that's Ariana Grande. Oh my God. You're right. You blow your life up.

Yeah. And here's the thing. I'm a red pill the fuck out of y'all right now. Okay. I'm going to drop some crazy. Ever since I sat in slime seat i'm on that conspiracy theory crazy right ariana grande brilliant why every time she cheats she's in the headlines i bet we got a new ariana album coming up soon she's actually wicked the men that

cheat with her their social stock goes through the fucking roof. That is kind of true. Pete Davidson built an empire of giving that long dick, even though he's the, like, you know, Pete Davidson. I love him. Because he. I loved him before. I loved him before.

I watched his comedy. Ariana Grande made this. You loved Pete Davidson before? I did. I used to watch his comedy stand-up, his college stand-up when he was like 19. I used to watch him on Wild N' Out. I watched him on Guy Code. That's really weird.

That's crazy. You're so weird. Have we seen Pete's dick? Pete Davidson has fallen off since, for the record. Sorry, Pete. Yeah, because he's not cheating. He's not cheating.

No. Are you saying that's what we all got to do? I'm saying that's a high-profile cheat. Oh my God, we should have an affair. No, with who? You and me. I think it's media stunts though because Ariana Grande,

apparently the rumor is she's already cooling off on old redhead face. Oh, of course. Wait, so she's already moving on from that guy? Why are you so in tune? Is it because of the redhead face?

I am an affluent member of the redhead community. Do you guys talk to one another or is there like a weird? Well, I donate to the American Redhead College Fund fund wait wait there's a college there's no fucking way that that's a real thing oh yeah marsh look this up shut the fuck up let's not do research right now okay christ for a second i was like there's no shot for an elaborate bit that would have been awesome i just don't think that it exists. Marsh Doctor website for me?

More to talk. There's a lot more to cover in this storyline. I'm actually kind of surprised because people are souring on Ariana Grande. That's because this guy has kids. So Brad has a wife and two kids. More information.

A wife from an 11 year relationship marriage children and are you ready for this ariana grande knew them as a couple and would comment under their like relationship milestone post, like, oh my God, Slay, you guys are so cute. No. Mischievous demon shit. You would like pictures of their kids and stuff. As much as I am of the camp that's Ariana Grande, you got to blow your life up, I also want to point something out. Have you ever seen the comparisons of him to her brother?

Oh. What? Dude, you did a deep dive on this shit, my boy. Go look at old pictures of her brother and put them next to old pictures of him. Wait, Frankie Grande? Old pictures of Frankie Grande. Oh, I've fucking seen that. That guy is crazy.

This is going to fuck you up. No, no, not new ones. Old. Old pictures of Frankie Grande. Yep, and now look at old pictures of Frankie Grande grande next to next okay pull it up pull it oh my god all the way on the right oh my god oh my god oh my god no all the way on the right all the way on the right oh god she's cheating with no yes you can't unsee it You can't unsee it. You can't unsee it. It's incestual. What the fuck?

Yes. Yes. She's dating her brother. Her brother before her brother became like this crazy media guy. Oh, my God. You're welcome. That's crazy. I'll be honest, though.

What's crazy is this guy's Spongebob. Yeah. Let's do a little bit of that. He's Spongebob. No, no, no. Sit down. He has the voice of Spongebob. No this guy's Spongebob. Yeah. Let's do a little bit of... He's Spongebob. No, no, no. Sit down. He has the voice of Spongebob. No, he is Spongebob.

No, no, no. Pull that up. Pull that up. In Broadway, he plays Spongebob. I do not. No, no, no, no, no. He's not even dressed as a... Ariana Grande saw this performance.

This is canon. She saw this performance and went, I want to suck Spongebob's dick like we all do yeah but no no no i mean watch this performance will i'm gonna the ginger stocks have never been worse just like a full one with you i would love uh one one that's already pre-watched the four minute one just click on that yep that's perfect that's spongebob yeah yeah perfect it's not even a sponge click that ridiculous no no noulous. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, it's fine.

It's not copyright. No, just play. We don't make any money on YouTube anyway. Right? Turn that shit up. Look at us. Yes. Okay, okay.

Just mute it on the. Yeah. We still have each other. Why isn't he a sponge? That's what I want to know. I just need you to show him scoot over. And then the water bubble sound coming up. It's going to come up in a second.

I've watched this already. He's got a fat dumpy, though, for a sponge. He's in good shape. He's like... Okay, what, though, for a sponge. He's in good shape. He's like... Okay, what did they do to Patrick Star? He's not even a starfish. That's what I'm trying to say. None of them are the animals.

Which is bullshit. Oh, this part. Watch, watch. Mr. Sun came up and he smiled at me. Said it's gonna be the best day, just wait and see. Okay, that's enough. That's enough. Okay, we're... Even if I was married to him, that would give me an ick.

I think he does that in marriage. I mean, it's shocking to me that there's so many different things that's shocking about this. One, this was made. Number one, this was made. Very shocking. Very weird. Number two, this man made this and still had a wife and children. Like he had sexual intercourse with a woman. Very weird. Number two, this man made this and still had a wife and children.

Like, he had sexual intercourse with a woman. And number three, Ariana Grande saw that, knew that it existed, and was like, I'm going to fuck this guy. So what is he in Wicked? And he's like, fuck this live up. Oh, he is in Wicked? He's got, because that's how they met. Popular. I'll help you be popular. Yes.

You think he's Glenda? No. That song was crazy. He's trying so hard. He's like, yeah, look, see, notice me, Ariana. I have... He is... Falk?

Oh, no. Whatever that is. Falk. Oh, no. Was he, like, not even a good character? So, wait, what's Wicked? It's... Wicked is the story of the witches before they got into the Wizard of Oz, but it's, like,

turned into a high school drama. Yeah. Oh. She fell in love with the. She hit it. Yo, she threw it. She threw it out for a munchkin. You know what?

The more I hear. Oh, no. I haven't seen Wicked. I've seen Wicked on the West End. The more I hear, the more I approve. It's because he's a redhead, Will. No, that has nothing to do. It has everything to do with the redheads.

I will say, though, I really want to find a hot. When redheads are hot. Okay. Oh, they're hot. Great. Okay. But that's not one of them is what you're saying. Not really.

Sorry to tell you. I agree. Which is why it makes it crazy. All redheads are gods. Also still very thrown off that he's not a sponge. I don't understand why. It's very strange. These kids are.

You're not alone in this. A lot of people have been saying this. Yeah. Every time I watch it, they're like, why is he not a sponge? I'm like, it's a fucking Broadway musical. Of course it's not a sponge. Yeah, but it doesn't make any fucking sense. You know what I mean? Imagine if you went and saw transformers uh on broadway okay where are you going with this i can't believe you just gave them that idea

no and they were human autobots rolled out oh god um yeah i Transformers on Broadway. I'm shocked, like I said, that, you know, a lot of people have cooled off on Ariana with this one. I mean, I still love her music. And I think it's partially because she hasn't made music in a while. So that's number one.

I think she just went too far. I think sometimes for women, in this situation, Ariana cheats and we're kind of like, slay queen. Yeah, kind of. Stick it to the man.

They always do it to us. As they should. You've got it. And then she does it again, and we're like, okay, keep slaying. And then she does it on a married man with kids, and we're like, she slayed too close to the sun. Yeah. Slayed too close to the sun. Do you think there's any credence that people are looking at this guy, Ethan?

What is his name? Schneider? Ethan Slater. Ethan Schneider. And I think they think he is kind of goofy. I think there's a chance. And he's not very attractive. And that's why I feel like people look at it

and they're assessing it and they don't think it's valid. Yeah, people will be like, if he was hot, it would have been worth it. Yeah. Like if she did it withason momoa or something but then i think people would have like a different take famously not a redhead i mean i also think the family thing is the the biggest yeah i think it's mostly it's number one family but i think it became kids come on yeah exactly everybody no i i agree i need everybody to answer honestly here yeah if you had the opportunity would you family, but I think it became... It's the kids. Come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. Everybody... No, I agree.

I need everybody to answer honestly here. If you had the opportunity, would you have an affair with Ariana Grande? Absolutely not, and she shouldn't try because I am not susceptible to her wiles. You hear that, Ariana? Don't even try. I'll be honest.

I wouldn't even be... I would just... I would do it. What? I know. You would go back in the closet for Ariana? No, not even back even be in. I would just, I would do it. What? I know. You would go back in the closet for Ariana. No, not even back in the closet. I would just be gay. That's not how it would work.

There is a TikTok couple. Have you seen the TikTok couple? That is, the guy's gay, but they're dating. Have you seen this? This does not narrow it down at all. I don't know. Sorry, I was. You gotta give us more boundaries.

I think there is, we have to admit as human beings, that there is always a celebrity that you would blow your life up for. Oh, yeah. Let's go to the hall pass. I had a conversation with Caroline, a very honest conversation. She'd blow our life up over Keanu Reeves, and I'm okay with that, because that's fucking Keanu Reeves, man. That's Neo in the motherfucking Matrix.

That's Utah. Make it two. That's Bill, you know, from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. What? I'm joking. It was a silly joke. I'm okay with it. I'd blow it up for Timothee Chalamet.

We know. Who would you blow it up for? I don't know anymore. Would you blow it up for Taylor? Lesbian relationship? Happy forever? If she's actually Gaylor, I think I could convert myself. Okay.

And Hasan, if you had to blow up a relationship that you had, hypothetically? Austin Show. Yeah, you have to break it off with Austin Show. No, you would blow it up. Austin was trying to have him. Oh. Absolutely not. Yeah, no. to break it off with Austin's show. No, you would blow it up. Austin was trying to have him. Oh. Absolutely not. Yeah, no.

Definitely not. No. He would risk it all for me. I know he would. Not even remotely worth. I feel like you're not susceptible to celebrity wiles. I'm not. But people will not believe me, so it doesn't matter.

What about a fictional character? Ooh. Interesting. Oh, I got one. Nami from One Piece? No. It would be Nico Robin, but even then, not really. Who's Nico Robin?

Nico Robin is the best girl. From what? From One Piece. The best girl. Oh. Can I tell you who's a baddie? Sure. Cortana from Halo.

What are you doing? Look up Cortana from Halo. No, her haircut. She has the Karen haircut. You know what? Show Nico Robin to Will. Oh, yeah. But like Sunday, Miss Sunday, Miss Sunday one. Yeah, her haircut. She has the Karen haircut. You know what? Show Nico Robin to Will. Oh, yeah. But like, oh, the Sunday.

Miss Sunday. Miss Sunday one. Yeah, Miss Sunday. Dude, that's, yeah. Yeah, you're in the earlier stages. That's why. But pull up the Miss Sunday fit. Oh, yeah.

When she's the cowgirl? All Sunday, I think. What did you vote up for? I don't know. I don't know. Why are you violating the trust here oh jesus my god mercy on my soul that corset does not look comfortable oh my stars and garters look up cortana cortana has a you are not a you're not a nerd you're not a weeb you know one female video

look at cortana look sexy. She's not hot. Look at, just look up Cortana sexy on Google. No, because we're going to get porn. This is going to be porn. There's going to be porn here. And it's porn. Wait, yeah, there's porn. Wait, we can't show this.

Just blur it out, I guess. See, that's what I'm saying. Look at Cortana. Look, she's a natural beauty. No makeup. She's a natural beauty. Why are you writing for this? I like Cortana from Halo.

That's all I'm saying. Is this like a remnant of your in-the-closet self or something? This is what I was trying to say. He was just like, yeah, I love Cortana. I'd love to fuck the shit out of her titties, right, boys? I'd love to suck on her boobies. It was the only female. Well, it's the perfect beard for you.

Yeah, Cortana. Because she's a hologram. Yeah, that's true. You'd never have to consummate. True. That's true. Any other current events going on that anybody wants to talk about? Oh, man, I think I had some.

We could talk about the React Gay stuff a little bit. I mean, I don't care. You know what? I don't know. I don't know. I mean, you're Mr. React yourself. There's so many people that do it. Like, everyone does it.

And that's why it's pretty funny when people are just like, well, it's really bad when a person I don't like does it. Whereas it's kind of fine and okay if a person I do like does it. Obviously, not all reacts are the same, but for those of you who don't know at home, there's a big, big drama happening in the world. Once again, it's the same exact drama that's happening in the world. Once again, Reactgate, that's right.

It rotates every two years. Yeah, the villain, finally, finally for once is not me which is why i haven't really talked about it too much you're about to make yourself the center of the yeah no no no no no not at all because this is on our uh youtube uh this is on our youtube page and it's also react to it you're the problem we will dmca yeah well the the reality is that uh uh you know they pick their they pick and choose their targets. They've been trying, the people that have been putting the accelerant on the fire, this time around have been trying to also loop me back into the conversation.

I've done a pretty decent job of staying out of it for the most part. Until now. No, it's fine. Everyone's mad at XQC. Let Me Know is a massive YouTube project basically massive YouTube channel they make wonderful brilliant well thought

out sometimes creepypasta sometimes documentary style videos that are often times an hour long maybe a little bit longer are you bored Austin no no I was just making sure of something okay and they made a video about the jfk assassination from one angle only the angle of the book depository there's more to come

on that front sure this is a you know incredible uh conspiracy theory that i personally love as well everybody watched it on twitch as they always do but then uh a lot of viral tweets started popping off about xqc's re-upload of the entire thing onto his own youtube channel xc re-uploaded his react to his youtube channel he doesn't do it himself his his uh you know editor does it for him uh and his react was like i think a little bit longer but not that much like 10 his react was like i think 10 minutes longer than the original video which is like an hour and 30 minutes and his react was like an hour and 45 something i think it's pretty long yeah yeah let me know his videos like one hour and 45 minutes maybe xcc is like a little bit longer i don't know um and uh someone screenshotted it and

was like this is fucking ridiculous mudahar Gamers, also got in on the conversation. Plenty of other people got in on the conversation. How long ago was this? This happened this past week. And it's been going on for a couple days now. And there was a back and forth on Twitter between Mudahar and XQC where they wrote the longest Twitter post I've ever seen.

And I did not read it because I just refuse to read anything over 280 characters at this point. Jesus fucking Christ. You know, it's turned into a goddamn forum over here. But yeah, like I said, I chose to see myself out of this conversation because it's a battle

I fought many times over. Oh, I found it. And this time XQC is in the crosshairs, and that's it. It's something that everybody engages in. I have never done React content. Yeah, thank God you're right. Ever. Yeah, that's never.

You would never React. I honestly haven't. Yeah. Well, you actually don't because you just don't do content. So there's that. Hello. Hi. I'm doing content right now. Everybody does it. Yeah. Well, you actually don't because you just don't do content. So there's that. Hello? Hi.

Everybody does it. How long has it been unplugged for? Better? Hello? How about now? Hello? Okay. I mean, I'm looking at it let me know has 4.4 million views and x has 360 views like 360k 360k yeah which is a lot of views it's a lot of views but i think in comparison i don't

am i i don't know maybe i this is my feeling oh anyone can react react to my youtube channel please yeah exactly you know what i'm saying that's how i feel about it i would i think reacting to youtube videos is beneficial um and if you don't want maybe this is a hot take if you don't want people to react to your shit uh especially in this day and age just hire a dmca company and they'll just dmca everyone you'll make money off so she kind of made that argument and a lot of people got mad at him oh shit for it um she didn't mean it that way i didn't mean one thing one thing that we need to one thing that we need to mention here is that i actually don't have an opinion pretty much every single person in this room is is a

content creator and has made content you know i just mean like we've we've made content. All of us are. You know, I just mean like we've made content on YouTube as YouTube exclusive content as well. And we also, you know, that's why I said pretty much. Yeah, I've never made exclusive YouTube content. That's what I mean. Like I started off on YouTube. I went to Facebook and YouTube and then I got to Twitch and I still do have a fairly viable youtube channel myself and uh from that perspective and the perspective of like i me being a content creator putting my content creator hat on yes of

course i love when people react to to my content yes sorry i just had an epiphany that i think i need to clarify obviously yes react to my stuff but the problem is the re-upload of the full thing. It needs to be transformative. Yeah, okay. I don't agree with that part. I think it does need to be transformative. I take it one step further for my own personal situation. I don't even mind if you re-upload my videos.

That's why there is a massive Hasan Abiy Clips industrial complex out there where people do take all of my VODs, my eight-hour long VODs, and usually clip it in bits and pieces and post it online and make money off of it as well. Yeah, they're starting to think that's a catch-all for all of us too.

The Hasan Abiy industrial complex is going nuts on Will Neff and Austin's show and Cutie Cinderella. Do you not want that? No, I actually don't mind it. Okay, well then why are you complaining? I'm not complaining. Okay, so my point is this.

I have a unique perspective on IP and I recognize that. And although I am consistent on that perspective, others might not have a similar perspective on IP. And I value that. I think it's important which is part of the reason why uh there have been moments in the past where i've like reacted to someone who uh may or may not have liked it and immediately i usually never upload it onto my youtube page anyway yeah my own actual youtube page will rarely ever have like a react uh upload it's almost always it's always transformative

it's always going to be uh me just like cutting it with my editors and making sure that it's as close to like a cody cohen noel react to like a cringe person type video in general it's also going to be usually political maybe humorous but uh most of the time it's political or newsworthy. So I maintain that for my own personal YouTube page. But however, things that I look at on Twitch when I'm live, you are not going to be able to catch that fly with that box. There's 0% chance. Things that I, you know, things that I look at on my twitch sometimes fan channels which i have no control over will upload in its entirety that's usually where this big that's usually where this like big uh issue arises um are the comments mad i'm looking i'm gonna look at comments are they

like mad at him well it's xcc so he has a lot of fans. So there are plenty of people still writing for him. But the overwhelming majority of the population is like, no, fuck you. You're an asshole for doing this. Um. Um. Hmm. I think if it's not transformative enough and the person was upset, usually they reach out. Yeah.

Like, genuinely, we're in that world where, like, if you watch a Jubilee video and they're like, hey, don't do that, they will, like. Well, Jubilee never would. Yeah, Jubilee never would. But, like, JCS, remember when everyone was reacting to JCS? And JCS, like, tweeted and they're like, hey, we're good with it. Like. Yeah. They actually.

Don't get mad on another creator's behalf. It's funny that you mention that because people that get mad at me for the react stuff will often bring up jcs as an example even though jcs has literally like called me out by name to thank me yeah for not only reacting but also defending them and and going to youtube and like trying to make sure that their channel is restored and not having any issues. Yeah. So like, it's almost, it's almost always. There's bad actors and everything. Yeah. And it's almost always like, I almost always react to exclusively my friends and people that I do know,

people that I have a line of communication with. There are channels that I know are not fond of that sort of thing. And I just steer clear of channels like that but overall it's a mutually beneficial relationship for both content creators with the exception of like re-uploading an entire thing but if you see uh a a if you see my face on youtube reacting to a full video and you feel like i have not reacted hard enough, even though usually the runtime will be double the amount of the video because I am known as Pazanabi, it's almost always a fan channel that has uploaded that in its entirety

and has not edited it properly. If this becomes a larger issue, I will probably start taking down fan channels as well who will not abide by uh certain boundaries that we set it hasn't really been an issue with any content creators thus far and i always tell content creators if you don't have a if you don't like it if you don't like me uh reacting to a video please let me know i will immediately uh i will you know i will tell the fan channels to take it down or dmca it myself if you want or

go ahead and dmca it ultimately i think that's that's it it's not the reaction that's the issue it's the re-upload the funny thing was is last year my first year or no year before whatever first year of streamer awards i like tweeted out like hey please don't react to it live and everyone got so mad even though the line underneath it said you can react to the youtube video the next day like yeah feel free please react to the youtube video the next day like i encourage it it was just it was so funny because people are like this react streamer is not letting people react and i'm like no no you can always react to the video i encourage it please yeah i i think like at least the conversation has evolved now to a little bit more of a a re-upload standpoint a little bit more of a... A re-upload standpoint? A little bit more, yeah.

The conversation now has evolved into a much... It's elevated to a smarter position where people kind of understand that if you're watching a YouTube video on your Twitch stream, it is actually beneficial for the YouTube. And if you are actually engaging in fair use and you're chopping up that reaction into a legitimate

youtube video that is maybe a broader conversation or whatever something that i do regularly then it's also understandable however if you're full-blown re-uploading of react and you didn't really do anything and you're just eating and you're just going huh or like walking away half the time or anything like that and then you re-upload it in its entirety which sometimes my fan channels will do not myself not affiliated uh which they should not do um then it becomes an issue yeah but knowing x for for some not even for all youtubers i haven't watched x's re-upload of this but knowing x there's no way he wasn't fucking react. Like he reacts like a motherfucker. Am I crazy? Yes and no.

I think, I think people get upset because they look at like there are clip of a moments. People do this to me all the time. People do this to me all the time. Like while I was watching the Lamino video myself, I said, Oh,

I got to take Kaya out to poop real quick. And they clipped that moment from the lamino video which is a three minute sequence where i was away from the camera but i'm still watching and then they say oh look hasan didn't actually uh you know adequately react to this thing which is funny because if you look at like any of the re-uploads that fan channels have put up there of the lamino video itself mine almost doubles its runtime yeah so it doesn't really make sense from their perspective which is because it's like jfk assassination conspirators are like right in the pocket of what i talk about regularly

it doesn't really make sense in the argument that they're trying to make is that like do they think that i'm putting it on 25 percent uh speed and then just like letting the video run slowly like how am i doubling the runtime uh or they'll sometimes say well you get into an irrelevant stun like it's like yeah well it's not it's not an irrelevant sunlight that's like i'm talking about the video and an issue that is being uh an issue that is being brought up in the video that someone has a disagreement with it's all on top of the original product itself but as a content creator like i said the final say is always on the ip holder if they have an issue with it 100 my bad

uh you're absolutely correct i've seen people put it in their description now too like feel free to react or please yeah and i think youtube does need. That'd be really cool if YouTube had a thing. Maybe YouTube. Yeah. Maybe YouTube needs to do like a thing where they'll have like an allowance. Yeah. I'm fine with like people watching this under certain guidelines. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Austin's getting fidgety. We've got to. We got to get behind the paywall. We got to get behind the paywall. I know. Speaking of which, behind the paywall, got a very special segment. People have given me their customer service-related grievances. Yes. I'll be giving some advice behind the paywall.

Yes. Eventually, we will put it behind a second paywall, but for now, this is free for those that pay. Well, it's not free. I mean, if you pay for the Patreon, you get to see a little bit, but then we're going to elevate. It's going to be more expensive,

but this time, it's a little cheaper. What are you saying? We're just putting it behind the paywall. I thought we were a little cheaper what are you saying patreon.com slash fear and and listen you know what my takes are on ip so you know all right thank you everybody goodbye i'm gonna kill this motherfucking fly how would you guys make money on the street if you had to? I would just start sucking dick. You went there so fast. I would just start sucking cock.

I would sell water bottles. We know Austin's backup plan. What the fuck? Why did you go there so fast? Are you kidding me? How lucrative that business is? How would I make money? You would just start throwing ass and just fucking sucking.

Are you ready? I have deep knowledge of cults I would immediately start my own cult You think you could start a cult fast enough to get a one day return? Absolutely