Fear& - AustinShow Confronts Hasan & Valkyrae (Emotional) | Fear&Nihon

Episode Date: March 7, 2023

DISCLAIMER  - The power outages caused by the storms in LA fucked up the audio interface I use to record the the podcast at Hasan's house. The audio files were basically corrupt and sounded like garbage. Spent the last 24 hours after landing back in LA from Japan trying to salvage it and get it to a point that sounds listenable still, so that's why it's late and that's why it sounds a little weird at times. Super unlucky and super stressful, hopefully you all still enjoy this episode :( Sorry team. We're back from Japan! Valkyrae & Austin join us this week to recap the japan trip, talk about austins successful love or host, rae's experience presenting at the crunchyroll anime awards and more. Love yall ♥ 🎉BONUS CONTENT🍾 🌟PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/FearAnd🎧 AUDIO PLATFORMS - https://linktr.ee/fearand♥ follow our guests! ♥Valkyrae - https://twitter.com/ValkyraeAustin - https://twitter.com/Austinontwitter✰ follow Fear&! ✰Hasan: https://twitter.com/HasanthehunWill: https://twitter.com/TheWillNeffMarche: https://twitter.com/MarcheFear&: https://twitter.com/FearAndPod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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and you couldn't fucking make it after your goddamn lover hug. Look, I had a... I had to shower. I smelled bad. I had to shower. What happened? The Queen Ray is here. So what, we... I had to make sure I smelled bad. I had to shower. What happened? The Queen Ray is here. So what? I had to make sure that I smelled good for her. So when you were taping Lover Host, you got like really sweaty?

When I'm hosting Lover Host, this is why I can only stream once every few months. Dude, yeah. Okay. Everybody should know, when you're doing Lover Host, it's intense. There's a lot going on and i just i sweat i'm just pouring sweat the entire time and so i you know i just hate it next to you like that's not true i was sweating during that one i was gross after that to be fair there's no air con in the air yeah there's no and we were in a fucking we were we're still alive from ge George's horse stable. Okay.

I mean, it's like an apartment. Let me just... Wait, I need to say what the real issue is. The fact that these boys are filming a podcast the night before it's due. That's the real issue here. Austin's innocent. This is coming out tomorrow? Oh, yeah, it's coming out tomorrow.

You just hit it raw. Yeah, just that trash can no what a raw dog the gum you gotta fucking tape it around something yo but hold on i'm gonna pick that up later literally it's not in my defense you should have a little plastic baggie in there right come on in the comment section let's start it off right now no i'm i'm gonna i'm gonna do it now a good point yeah that's what i'm saying i should definitely do that unless he's not throwing anything in there that doesn't require yeah that's why okay i need i need to address something before we even get started wait we have already started and i haven't even said the guests yet oh my god what an insane episode you guys have no idea what's going on right now welcome back to fear and podcast everyone's

favorite podcast where the hosts are never around and i'm the only one who's always available for all the episodes we have another banger episode for you guys oh my lord we have two we have our we have our gay co-hosts back in the building that's right that's right yeah uh maybe one day i'll be a permanent staple who knows yeah we have our permanent gay co-hosts right in the building uh unfortunately prezzo was not available once again so we had to bring austin yep the second most gay person on in the industry who's just he's doing prezzo bits anyway yeah but but more importantly more importantly than all the show we have a first timer in the building. This is the first time. I've been dodging this podcast

for once in months and months. We have 100 T. Valkyrie in the building. That's right. Unbelievable. We're live in Los Angeles. The queen of broadcasting herself in the building. YouTube very own.

Jet lag. She commands respect at every room she walks in. That's why I never asked her because I was too scared. I was like, I'm so sorry. I would be petrified. I never wanted to ask her because March also works for her. You know what I mean? That's not true. And I was worried because she was going to see the poor job that March does every episode and fire him.

No, that is not true. Can we just get around the fact that you just call him March? It's not even his name. It's his username. March. What? Oh, get fucked, bitch. Wait, I've been calling you Marsh this whole time?

Wait, Marsh. He steps it, though. Marsh, when I call you... He's still calling you Marsh. No, no, no. Your name is Marsh now, peasant. That's what... No, when we were in the car in England, okay,

I said, Hasan calls you March like the moon, and you're like but wait so I was the you correctly informed him that the right way to call is this is this what call me by your name was about about me

I don't know like calling like is that just the only gay movie you know I assumed it was like a gay movie you know so you can assume that was like a game well it is this is a double-layered joke because i'm like i'm being like bigoted by bringing up like a random game i love it's one of my favorite gay movies really yeah i love it it's my favorite uh timothy chalamet i mean yeah he's he's a cutie he's pretty hot and look at wink yeah you'd break him. Oh, in half. Oh my God. I'm sorry.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Okay, we got so much to talk about, we can't even get on track. No, there's so many things I want to talk about as well. So many things.

Well, first of all, I need to address the elephant in the room. You guys just got back from a trip that I wasn't invited to. You were literally invited to and you fucking liar.

I was not. No, i invited myself okay i invited myself and then then i text this on i'm like yo um are you going to japan and he's like yeah and i'm like okay when he's like like next week i was like who's going and then you mention everybody that's going i was like is will is Will going? You're like, nah. I was like, okay, cool. Well, that sounds fun. No response. Wait, seriously?

Yeah, I thought you were coming. You were so foolish. No, I'm not even kidding. Why would I not? Or Hassan's a horrible texter. Well, I was like, I was like, also, why would I not want you? I know, but I just didn't want to invite myself. I know it.

You are the worst. I'm very insecure about it. Oh, you were very insecure about it? I'm inviting yourself to places you were not allowed to go inside of, like my house while I was gone. Oh, Tony, all right. Look. What the fuck? That was pretty funny.

Wait, hold on. What is the cigarette? Where the fuck? What is this? Look. The fuck is this? I left. I thought.

I fucking came to my house, lit up a cigarette. That's Austin. Look, I was. What is this? It was me. I was upset that I wasn't invited to Japan. So I took advantage of your generosity and I broke into your house. That's what I did.

Yeah. I broke right into your house and I smoked a cigarette in this room, which is probably why it smells like cigarettes. And I thought about, you're lucky I didn't take your car to the store because I almost did. Oh my God. Okay, you could burn the house down but not my car. I used your bathroom. I tried to find some clothes in your closet. None of them fit me. None of your rings fit me. None of your shoes fit me. I tried on those glasses.

You're like the kid in homo yeah pretty much yeah then i was left home already i've already broken up i don't like i'm so how are you like i'm so sorry but you weren't such a man i was devastated by not going in japan um it was so upsetting however you being in japan did let me you didn't stream today which allowed me to get more viewers on lower house yeah i saw like i i saw i was on the plane i landed i checked twitch and you got like 100k viewers doing an xqc lover host yeah will has like 20k viewers doing an irl stream and i was like yeah no wonder motherfuckers aren't coming with me and will will and i are thinking we need to take you down yeah everybody's eating good while i'm

gone you know what i mean in my absence like i think we should we need to take you down. Yeah, everybody's eating good while I'm gone, you know what I mean, in my absence. I think we need to take bread shirt. Well, look, I wanted to go to Japan. I invited myself. And then, look, Ray, back me up here. If I invite myself, which is already compromising for a vulnerable position to be in, why? He needs to, like, take you a little rope into my home. To be fair, Austin, I feel like we would expect you to want to say that you want to come.

But I did, I did, I told you. Because, like, we would always want you there. I know, but I feel as if he should have been, like, a little bit more excited about me. Okay, yeah, he does text very dry. Yeah, and I'm like, yo, like, are we friends anymore? Like, he's such a bad texter. Like, I start to, like, question sometimes. I'm like, is he like me anymore? Oh, my gosh. he's such a bad texter like i start to like question sometimes i'm like what is he like me anymore oh my gosh it's such a bad yeah honestly he'll be like yay lower

case y-a-y and that's how he shows his excitement text no emojis no exclamation points you're wrong like it's supposed to be like yay i've walked into his stream room before and he didn't even acknowledge me that's true he was like looking at something that's how i used to it i like oh i was just open the door and i was like he like locked eyes with me and i was like and then i was just then i was like i'm gonna go wait on the couch and then then like in the middle of the coverage like yeah austin's here all right uh and then like back to kill it's like you know I was going to I was going to yell at you and debate you on this point but actually you bring up a good point the the lack of emotional response uh causing you to feel like you were unwanted is a feeling that I experienced as well that's literally why I didn't go with

Ludwig to Japan I have trauma yes that's why i didn't go with ludwig to japan and and instead and instead like um you know went to japan with uh ray and saikuno because one group wanted me more than the other it felt like and i felt wanted by none of those groups. Yeah, well. Well, good news, Austin. Yes. I'm going back to Japan. In June. No, I'm going back. Okay, so we're going back to Japan. We're going to Japan again. I'm going. I'm not even kidding.

Valerie, when though? June 10th. Fuck, I have a wedding. God. What the fuck? You always go to weddings, bro. I've been to like two weddings it's like that's yeah that's but i'll go i'll go after the wedding i'll leave no no you need to pick and choose no more best friend wait wait wait are you limiting i'll be sick and tired best friends you you've did this is a this is not the first the only way i'll do that is if i have a guaranteed

slot in your future wedding party what yeah you already i want to be in like okay and i'll stop adding best friends it's cut off i feel like you guys are like besties we are yeah what you're so weird about this they're like yeah that's not like what i didn't know you never know you know what i mean like all right you're not going to the other fake best friends wedding yeah as you're coming to he's so jealous i've never been to japan no oh my god this is the best place how was your trip let's talk okay okay before we get into that i just want to just just give like a pre-qualifier really quick i apologize i'm probably not going to shut the fuck up about japan for like a while um because it's awesome and i i'm probably gonna be like the kid who did semester at sea and never shuts the fuck up about it will nev uh no i'm kidding will doesn't actually do that but um you know you know the type like someone that goes and studies in barcelona

for one semester and then says barcelona and ibiza you know when he's talking about like or or he'll have like a fake accent that's me right now it's hard for me not to feel that way i got back i'm on the plane and i'm already feeling like i've lost a loved one like i i just i already was like planning on when can i go back to japan as quickly as possible i'm like going forward in the future anytime there's an opportunity to go to Japan, I will probably take it. And then you landed at LAX. Oh, we had the worst experience today getting our luggage.

Imagine being a person excited to come see the glitz and the glam of Hollywood, and you're at LAX. Dog, dog, dog, dog. Don't even get me started. Oh, my God. Now, we got off. I already know. We got off the fucking plane like listen we've traveled internationally together i know how it is sometimes like baggage

you know luggage is an issue yeah uh because you know those lazy communists don't want to work anymore in fucking europe you know how it is those baggage tossers are like maybe i would love to be tossing some baggage today and for some reason we are french in japan i'm saying europe in japan there's none of that shit okay in japan they're like i i i'm so methodical with every single thing i do like i love i love the the honor that i've brought to both my family and my you know my lineage by by being a baggage tosser. And I care about it so much. I want to make sure that it's the best possible work I can do. It doesn't matter. Like they value shit that they do. Uh, no matter what it is, like, there is nothing that is like, uh, unimportant.

Like every single piece of the puzzle is important and, and everyone plays a role and they know what their role is and they're very deliberate and very precise their movement so you get a lot of you get a lot less fuck-ups regardless of the hyper-capitalist dystrophia that japan is um i mean that's again yeah they want to be like as welcoming as possible individually even in the streets when you're like talking to random people they're like so courteous so nice it's crazy i i feel like coming from america it feels like you landed in like an alien planet dude oh my god you've never been to japan you have you're gonna fucking love it i've traveled the world you've seen there too and by that i mean i've been to western europe for the most part i grew up in sergi uh you know

i've been to all these different places I instantly Tokyo, Japan favorite country, Tokyo by the widest margin remember how I felt in Amsterdam nothing, it pales in comparison to like the moment that you enter you know Japanese soil you're like wow this shit's

different. Dude I need to go to Japan yeah June I would love to go. Let's go together. During, it's my month too. Same-sex marriage is illegal, so we can make a lot of fun content out of that. No, but there's hella twinks. What are you, you're going to hold me out?

Oh, really? Yeah, there's so, it's like, it's like twink central. Oh, yes. There's so many fuck twinks. Dude, Japan invented the twink. Pretty much. Yeah. So, like it was, it's twink dude japan invented the twink pretty much yeah so like it was it it's it's twink central so you love that there's also prefectures where it is legal like or at least like not frowned upon i guess and then prefectures where it's certain my god

we should get married we get gay married and yeah let's say it got that come on that's what that's what i thought god we are and we're we're white there's there's married in Japan. Come on, Ethel. That's what I thought. God, we are, we're white. There's definitely a, like, if there's one thing worse than homosexuals, if there's one thing worse than homosexuals in Japan, it's white people. If you're white, I'm gay. Difference, okay?

Yeah. Dodge the white thing. Yeah. So. That's true. Okay, so what am am i gonna do as a gay man in japan what sort of content we're gonna do i think that uh you know i mean there's a ton of bars bar are there gay bars too i don't know maybe oh there was one there was one in uh i think there was one in kobe when i was in kobe there was like literally a gay bar that That was like gay bar, foreigners welcome. Perfect.

They put that out as a sign. So wait, are like white people in Japan just like not well accepted or what's the deal? They did laugh at Hasan a lot when he was asking for a larger size at every store. They laughed at me a lot. Really? They called me Godzilla one time, which was sick. Like, that's awesome. Yeah, that was so sick.

It was a highlight of my life. There's like these 75-year-old men at one of the snack bars that we went to uh he saw me and he went go shit up yeah dude like as soon as i entered the bar and i was like oh that is awesome dude that's like what we would joke about them saying to you yeah they're talking about yeah that's why i felt sick it felt so we would be like make that would be yeah be exactly what we would think yeah um there is god i don't want to i don't want to take up too much space because dude we do have a wonderful guest yeah and we're just like and i want to ask you what was your favorite part of the japanese trip i'm not gonna lie probably after the crunchyroll awards was over i just how are you

like bro you gotta how are you you gotta you gotta glue this you literally no i gotta blow you down motherfucker i gotta cool you down don't defend him don't defend him he is oh is he innocent he blinks things all the time here you want to see? He acts out in anger against gay people. This is what he does. This is what he does. If I was straight, this would be awesome. Austin was here one time. Wouldn't be any kick.

Who stole his fat dumper? Look, that, that is a, what, did I break that? I'll fake out. Well, it should have been manufactured. You shouldn't get such a cheap banana duck. What are you, funky? Well, listen here, fan, you son of a bitch. Put it together.

Get it together. If you send a banana duck, that better be well put together. Is that 3D printed? It's on. I'm kidding. I'm sorry to that fan that's probably watching this. I love you, fan. That's not the banana duck. I love that. Okay, what was your favorite part of the trip? I'm so. I'm sorry to that fan that's probably watching this. I love you, fan. That's at the banana duck.

I feel full of that. Okay, what was your favorite part of the trip? I'm so sorry for interrupting. Okay. Do you mind if I smoke? You are crazy. Honestly, I mentioned this earlier when Hasan was streaming, but... Streaming?

No, no, no, all the trip. Okay. But I felt like I couldn't really enjoy the trip because i was so anxious about presenting at the crunchyroll anime awards and i was just excited for it to be over and it's like couldn't i filmed a candy tasting video without hasan hasan streamed every single day i'm to my community i am so sorry i said i was going to do one stream as let me tell you this man streamed from 6 in the morning to 11 a.m and an irl streamed throughout the day every single day he's a the definition of a workaholic i did i did eight hour streams first

four hours on on the desktop second four hours on RL stream like just uninterrupted boom boom back to back every single he did podcast he was also on C-Dog's channel yeah I did a I did a yeah I did the trash chase podcast I did my own episode of fear and which was a banger by the way I hope you guys watched that last episode shit was fire

someone didn't want to be on that episode so I forced someone to be on this episode instead wow I forced someone to be on this episode instead. Wow, I wonder who he's talking about. Well, it clearly wasn't me because I wasn't invited. Yeah, well, you were. You just didn't realize. I would have loved to have come to Japan.

Okay, well, now you have to come. I'll let Ray know next time so she shows excitement. Yeah, if you say that sounds like fun, I will text back and say, wow say that sounds like fun i will text back and say wow that sounds like fun would you like to yes yeah thank you question mark emoji yeah like when i asked asan to go i'm under attack i don't know why i feel like i'm under my podcast let's not okay look i i think we'll figure it out for next time and i feel really good now about you guys wishing i was there oh yeah absolutely

just i feel good about that you're such a bitch like it's almost like i went you know what i mean it's almost like i you're like now i don't even need to go because i got i got everything out you know what i'm saying like a lot of times when you're like if you're not invited somewhere but like no you're invited you find out later that you were and they really were upset that you went it's like you went you know what i mean no it's not does anybody else feel like that it's not like that at all because like we could have shared so many memories ago we could go out of the onsen together gotten naked okay explored each other's body oh really yeah that's like you have to go to the onsen naked wait did you do that naked no do that. Dude, there's actually a ton of stuff that we didn't do.

There's so much more we can do. We did nothing, okay? Like, I know that when Ray went with OTV, like, they did so much. Every day for, like, two weeks. OTV's gone to Japan. They've, like, done an insane amount of shit. Like, planned out. Like, scheduled.

And he still. To do that. Yeah. We didn't go to Super Nintendo World. We didn't go see the Bowing do that yeah we didn't go to super nintendo world we didn't go see the bowing deers didn't go to disney the best what's one of the best parts of japan but why the fuck would i go to disney in japan it's one of the it's the best disney is in japan i'm good man i mean maybe it's not quite i just don't care about it as much because like japan is disney for me and that's

kind of what i want to talk about which is that like um as far as a recap of the trip goes i didn't do anything that was like so over the top with the exception of like going to a japanese strip club because richardson was throwing a party and it's like a fashion brand um and that was like a really unique fun story i've already talked about it a million times now on all my social media media platforms, I guess maybe not on the podcast, so I'll fill you in on that, I went to a pig cafe, live streaming, and it was an incredible experience, uh, the pigs saw me as mother hen, mother, mother hog, for some reason, they were like gravitating towards me, uh, beautiful moment, I really reconsidered my stance on eating bacon, I get up, there's this dude, he's wearing like a real tree camo hat, and he's like, yo, can I take a photo with you, I'm like,

yeah, sure, why not, turns out he's like, his name is Jack Donahue, Lana Del Rey's like ex-boyfriend, he's like a music producer guy, anyway, we take photos with him, and he's like, yo, you want to come to my party tonight, I'm like, what, he's like, Richardson, to come to my party tonight i'm like what he's like richardson the brand it's a fashion brand um he says uh you know richardson's throwing a party and it's like very hip thing to do if you're like an american fashion brand you go to japan and you throw like a crazy japanese party and you know like lots of photos all that shit to to launch something they were doing like a capsule collection i think um i'm like sure he's like this is richardson like this is the guy he owes the rent i link up with them and uh i went to that party and it was a you know it was a japanese strip club called madam woo's okay and uh japan has like a variety of different types of sex work that's like illegal but still completely allowed you

know what i mean but they don't really have like a massive american style gentleman's club culture so it was like a unique experience on that front too um and i had to get into the strip club by basically showing like the twitch stream because they didn't put me on the guest list even though they invited me so i had to literally show the bouncer my twitch stream of the fucking guy inviting me personally oh shit and that's how we got in which i think is the first and last time anyone will ever get into a nightclub worship club or a party like you pulled up the clip by by literally showing a twitch stream that's awesome yeah that was fun so i i did stuff like that. But other than that, it was all just like super regular, just walking down the fucking streets. Nothing touristy.

No bowing deers. No fucking sumo wrestling. No going to Kyoto. Dude, we have so much opportunity. That means we can go back. Yes. Well, my point is, you're right. Yes, I would love to do all those things but like even though i didn't

do any of those things i still fucking loved every second of it because i loved the the differences in in lifestyle in like the everyday experiences of japanese people things that they take things that people take for granted whether it be public transit walkable cities how clean it is um do you have sushi i did not i don't need sushi i don't need seafood is it have raw meat oh so much raw meat it's so good yeah dude dude i went to on the last night of the trip while uh ray and saikuno were at the crunchy rule awards presenting uh the best anime of the year and a big deal, the most prestigious award. What was that? Why are you throwing daggers at me?

You're looking at me. I'm trying to stay awake because I'm so jet-lagged right now. Okay. I'm not. Also, it's my resting place. Point your energies right now. It's not working. Okay.

Anyway. Because I don't have sleep. I need to sleep. Jet lag from Asia is like a whole different animal. I don't know. I feel like the time zone favors us when we come back. When we go there, it's worse. It tortured me.

When I came from Seoul, oh my God. It was crazy. Regardless. Knock out right now. What I was saying is on my last night i went to kobe yeah yakuza capital the yamaguchi family's capital headquarters are in kobe uh it's like not a place that anyone would ever go to for tourism but the kobe uh government asked uh connor to film something there to like promote the snack bars a concept that is foreign to many but it's

just like older ladies that like run these bars and they talk to you and they serve you little snacks uh while they they give you drinks you give a cover charge and then they just like keep serving you drinks and then it's just a lot of uh a lot of japan is like very isolated like japanese people are very isolated from one another so there's a lot of social drinking but they give you an opportunity to do social eating or social drinking if you want to as a individual person you can go to a snack bar and sit there by yourself and you won't feel like you're alone drinking um that's nice so they're set up for people that like to do because i do that just go to bars in the u.s just like alone

that's weird dog can i tell you have i ever told you this when i was in college i would like this is so sad but like everybody would go out and i would go to an applebee's in my college hell yeah bro and i would sit at the bar like how depressing is this at like 11 o'clock at night and like i would like eat chicken wonton tacos and like get an oreo shake i don't think you're allowed on the weekend if you do that i that's what i did no like you're not allowed to i was having that i would have sex with men it doesn't it doesn't even balance this out the next year you can't use the f word no look you go to applebee's by yourself to eat jalapeno poppers brother i did it the next year actually is when i started experimenting and i didn't go back to applebee's i haven't been back

since yeah that is the least gay that is like like you're a trucker yeah who is off duty for the weekend yeah and you know it was drinking his heart it was a crap they knew me there they knew my order like the bartender knew me. Yeah, the bartender was like, this is the straightest man in Milwaukee. So depressing to me that that's what I did when I was a freaking in my 20s. Yeah. Really 20s. I'm still.

Well, you can do that in Japan and it's not as depressing. Yeah, it's not as depressing. It's like totally valid. Normalized. Yeah. The reason why I built up this story was to just say that I actually moaned while he eating meat. Yeah, I saw that and you tweeted it. It's provocative.

Dude, the Kobe beat we had. We had a tweet about the sexy meat. We don't have to bring up the tweet. No, no, bring up the tweet actually because I want to look at that meat again. Dude, it was so gay, the tweet that you posted. I couldn't even think of a response to it. Like, I saw this tweet right here. There, and it said, I've never moaned so hard eating meat like this.

Yeah, and that was the tweet caption, and I was like, oh, no, this is a perfect opportunity. But look at that. So on it. But you just said everything that I could say. But look at that meat, though. Wait, did you said everything that I could say. But look at that meat, though. Wait, did you eat? Did you cook it? They did.

It's tapenaki. So it's like. So the food's incredible. Everything. The food is insane. All right. We had some dog shit food choices. Let's be real.

Like we made some. March. Oh, I'm kidding. March's choices were excellent. we did we did catching straight completely today i was today years old and i learned that it's march and not marsh yeah we we made some we made some like kind of shitty food choices but most of the places that you go to like the company uh the the convenience stores like culture is is massive that you go to, like the company, uh, the, the convenience stores, like culture is, is massive.

Yeah. You go to a fuck convenience store. It's so good. It's just like, they have these, uh, these sandals, these,

uh, these egg sandwiches, these egg salad sandwiches. They are the best. It's the best. I had probably like 25 to 30 egg sandwiches while I was there. I would eat like six a day. Dude, I am so jealous I wasn't invited.

Well, don't worry. We'll go back to get. But yeah, so your favorite part was nothing because you were nervous. That's what you're saying. That's cool. You get nervous, T nervous those what's your second favorite part yeah um i would probably have to say the food but it was insane okay what's your favorite place that we went to that we went to akihabara was really fun akihabara did you guys

stay in a hotel they don't airbnb our airbnb was awesome i think you missed a huge job no no no no i know he's a big hotel boy and i agree with him like i used to not be but i agree with him but um the airbnb that they booked was insane it was like a chateau in comparison to japanese standards wise like it was one of those like four-story like houses that was in like the wealthiest neighborhood basically it was an insane airbnb because because yeah because in jap yeah it looked like a fucking you didn't watch any of my streams it's obvious no i watched some of it did you not you're lying i get to say i know i like yours just a little bit your tell i go into

your stream and i chat and i just say your tower i he leaves the stream muted and goes in the chat no he doesn't care about the stream he only cares about like getting reactions i love discord yeah much so poscord if you if you saw if you saw the the the area that we're streaming from like it was the house had like a random sound stage for no fucking reason it was crazy it was perfect for the sound studio yeah it had wide open spaces yeah um with actual trees inside of the house like on the third floor yeah it was beautiful and birds would come in in the morning and like fly around it was fucking insane dude that's amazing it felt like a disney we

forgot to do a house tour and it's clean so oh my gosh so not after we left it we left it very dirty okay like i i apologize it was i i apologize profusely you know and okay the airbnb was nice but next time we go we gotta stay in a hotel like the Four Seasons. Yeah. The problem with the hotels is that while they have excellent service, they're tiny. Perfect. I like, I think, no, then you get like a suite. Fucking capsule hotel, dog. That's a little, fuck that.

No, no. I need like a, we could get like a nice two bedroom suite. That'd be so fun. So nice. You and I could go to a love hotel oh what was the love hotel it's like i think it's just like 20 minute rooms to book the fuck did you did japan make you gay or some shit i'm just i'm gay for japan dude like they like you came back more homoerotic i think that's what we need to send you to japan i missed you this is like the opposite it's because

that's the opposite this is the like the opposite of conversion therapy. No, it's like we say, Japan, you come back gay. I think the Republicans are onto something. Dude, Japan also definitely not pro-gay at all. Oh, I know. That's what's so devastating. They do a lot of homophobic shit, but they're not. Yeah, they need.

Japan needs. You are the're not. Yeah, they need. Your hand needs. You are the worst representation of the generation. Yes, dude. I'm going to be way. They're going to make it illegal to even think about a dude. Yeah, because they're done. Yeah, they're going to be like, I'm going to make it so they don't like gay people even further.

Yeah. I mean, you know, I met a guy recently that was straighter than I am, but he's gay. That's crazy. Straighterer than I am but he's gay straighter than I am but he's gay why did you bring that up what the fuck why would you bring that up I mentioned who he was

nobody knew us my man came in I didn't mention their name okay so no not at all but yeah next time we're in japan we'll do a nice hotel two-bedroom suite 20-minute love hotel you know the whole day do oh it's over like there's capsule hotels like there's a lot of like there's so much weird shit that i did not explore at all in tokyo as well so i totally understand where you're coming from with like you know not really fully

experiencing it it just really felt like a business trip but do you prefer the otv style like everything is booked out you know piece by piece your day is like perfectly scheduled around like content that i went to japan it felt like a business trip because it's just like content like doing content the whole time um and so i feel like this next time when we go like i'll probably like do work but i want to actually have like a week vacation let's go on a cruise or no i would never go on a cruise i hate cruise what yeah awful i hate cruise guys okay let's do this next time we go to japan we'll take a week of content and then we'll take a week off. And should we guys do that?

I will. Let's saw. We need. I need. No. The match doesn't know how to take a break. Like, for example, I just did a stream today. Worked very hard. I'm going to go to the Bahamas and enjoy myself.

Wait, really? Yeah. I'm going to enjoy myself. I'm going to go on a Royal Caribbean cruise. That is insane. You did one day of work in like the past four months and now you're taking a vacation? I think it's well-deserved. That's crazy.

I mean, it was a great stream. It was a great show. I'm going to kick back and think about the next Lover House. I, I'm in awe. Like we are so the opposite. It's not even, like I have to. I love my job. so it doesn't feel like work at all and especially in japan like one thing that everyone was saying was that they noticed how

happy i was and i wasn't getting like mad it was so i've never seen him that happy either i did not ban a single person according to mark you were in a you were in an argument with xqc and like i wasn't even participating they were arguing no i know and you you like even said at one point you're like yo why are we arguing we should get along i was like whoa i mean but it was so dumb because like i removed myself from the situation for a moment partially because it was a lot easier for me to do so because i was in japan having the time of my life and i thought to myself like why the fuck are we talking about this like incredibly weird issue that like no one actually gives a shit about in all sincerity because a bunch of sweaty losers

uh online decided like this is the most important thing to be outraged about and like streamers do lean into that i myself am definitely going to be more cognizant of that in the future and try not to lean into it so much and and try to look at it from an outsider's perspective because i don't know it just felt really strange like i it felt like theater but like the people that are watching they get really invested in it because their favorite streamer has an opinion on it. And then they fight their battles for them. What I realized about that particular battle is nobody really knew. It was like anecdotal, like both sides had a perspective and nobody could reveal where their perspective came from. So as a viewer- I disagree. I do have a perspective that

I have eloquently put multiple times over about whiteness as a concept. Okay, I wasn't listening most of the time. Yeah, I actually didn't even remember what was going on. I forgot what we were talking about. Yeah, for those of you who don't know, we can talk about, I'll just briefly summarize what we're mentioning. Bruce Dropamoff got re-banned after saying, like, fuck them crackers on his twitch stream uh and then

it it kick-started the conversation the narrative uh about like anti-white racism all over again and like a lot of people got like very very upset some were so offended that they like combed through my vods where i was making jokes about how like i'm experiencing racism in j Japan and how funny it is that like, you know, anti-white racism, like anti-white racism is so not real, especially in America where like, you know, whiteness is the, is the power, uh, core that like white people have to travel to a different country to experience it like a tourist destination. You know what I mean? Wait, were you experienced?

Not really. No, I, I, they just like kind of laughed at how big i was and that's pretty much it like it wasn't serious just you're just big it's not like oh yeah but i think like when you are in japan they do hate foreigners like i mean they fucking hate like vietnamese people like sometimes that pat sees would like deliberately drive by because they're foreigners yeah really that happens some bars will openly say like don't come in if you can't speak japanese that chicken place where we ate the chicken and they said they were sold out oh yeah but i think they were actually sold out yeah because you're white the restaurant yeah it's a very it's i mean yeah wait being white is that an upset thing to be like do you'd be like, what the fuck?

This is racism. I mean, it kind of is. It's like they're very xenophobic more than they're like racist. I think they're like fascinated with white people for the most part, but they are incredibly xenophobic. Is anything, what? I'm going to say something fucked up. No, no, no, say it.

No, we always cut it out. I'm curious. This is a genuine question. Is any of the hatred towards white people, is it rooted in, is there any World War II roots there? Are you asking if Japan has been, like, destroyed by white Westerners? Because the answer is yes. Twofold. Both by the British and also by America.

There goes my foot right in my mouth we literally wrote their constitution after deploying not one but two atom bombs yeah you forgot about hiroshima and nagasaki i remember them very well i wasn't i i do remember that but i'm just curious if that was you know you never know you want to know i'm all about coconut but they're not but they're not even upset about that that's that that's what i mean like that would be justifiable resentment towards uh americans but like there's this weird thing about american culture it's so powerful that like japanese people just like myself are incredible americans they're incredible americans you know i love american culture i'm fascinated with it that's why like i come across i present as an american even though

i fucking grew up in turkey my whole life japanese people are exactly like that they love american shit they love american clothes they love rap culture they love like a lot of black culture that they uh certainly uh you know because a lot of american culture is black culture let's be real um they love all that shit um one thing that i will say is uh if you want to understand like the severity of like control that we have over japan when covid first happened in japan they shut it down they had like really xenophobic policies like for example if you were a permanent green card holder like if you were a legal permanent resident as like an american with like japanese children you have a japanese wife japanese children you live there your whole life if you

left the country they would not let you back in really yeah yeah if you had like a family emergency or something and you had to leave the country they would not let you in so that part is like really xenophobic but the part of uh the the the interesting part that like the the interesting part that is like uh you know that demonstrates how fucked up america is and how much control it has over japan japan was not able to shut down adequately they were able to shut down immigration wise right they were able to shut down travel international travel completely they loved doing that isolated island nation but they were not able to shut down internally i travel completely they loved doing that isolated island nation but they were not able to shut down internally i don't know why because we wrote their constitution after

world war ii oh of course we've done that many times over in many different countries japan is not the exception here it's the rule and in that constitution we made sure that the government could not overstep private businesses interests though the government is not able to tell to dictate what private businesses can and can't do which is the most american thing that you can write in a fucking constitution so they were unable to technically fully shut down did we write the right to bear arms in theirs uh luckily we did not put that in there just partially because it would make it most likely a little bit harder to take over oh so i were like yeah no no so no right

to bear arms but yeah but private businesses can do whatever the they want speech do we have free what about free speech so we rise die did we write free speech into their constitution no all of these on the podcast oh oh so yeah we are doing a little bit of politics What about free speech? Did we write free speech into their constitution? No. All of these on the podcast. Oh, yeah, we are doing a little bit of politics on the podcast. It's fascinating. It's fascinating to think about.

You're right, though. Okay, let's shift the focus. He's asked me two questions. What's my favorite thing about Japan, and what's my second favorite thing about Japan? Okay, I'm being a bad interviewer Japan I'm being a bad interviewer I'm being a bad interviewer as the gay co-host I should also be paying attention to this I'm so sorry

we got a woman here and you're like not even well in the conversation over that I don't know he's gay because he's misogynistic I don't know how to talk to women he's literally gay because he's misogynistic it's rooted in misogyny for sure I feel like you're really good at talking to women better He's literally gay because he's misogynistic. It's rooted in misogyny for sure. I feel like you're really good

at talking to women. Better than most men. Really? He code switches. Do you think I'd be a... He loved that. He code switches. Do you think I'd be a good... Do you think I'd be good like... Do you think I could pull as like a straight guy? Yeah, 100%. Really?

Yeah, 100%. I think you would pull a lot of people they call it Riz oh is that what they call it? it's like a new thing it's called Charisma Hasan what's the history on Riz? wait what about it? what?

I'm not going to describe it Riz just means a game but the thing is my game changes when I talk to attractive people completely yeah yeah you're straight baiting and it's completely inappropriate you think what attracted like attractive old i'm in she's only beating is like saying cracker it like doesn't fuck who gives a fuck yeah exactly no one you know what i mean like it's the same yeah i'm not hey i don't mean it seriously but it is i am a serial straight bit yeah sure um yeah it's a it's definitely i mean we did a photo shoot together

right no that that came out very gay oh oh it did yeah really i think you looked gay as fuck on that no i have guys but in like a good way i've had guys that have messaged me on instagram i don't mean it's a pejorative. As a homophobic. I think it's actually a problem. Because my Instagram is actually a problem. Because I take photos with beautiful women like yourself. Which I'm going to continue. Yeah, you should tell it.

If you're interested. Unless that was too traumatizing. In Japan. In Japan. A sexy shoot in Japan. But I think it's a problem because I think guys don't know I'm gay. No, people know you're gay. No, you'd be surprised.

I'm going to talk about sucking dick. I know, but still, for some points, all the time. But if you want to say anything, you just looked at it. You just looked at my Instagram picture photos, you would think that I'm straight. You do take a lot of, like, straight guy at the gym style mirror selfies. Oh, I've got some gay ones. Okay, well, that's what I mean.

Like, by the way, whenever he's about to post one, he says to me, he's like, what's up, should I post this? I'm like, yes. Dude, I've got one that's like, I'm clear with you guys you guys like i always am like dude fucking post it dude come on yeah and he like writes my caption he's like he like yeah you know say something gay in it and then because you're like hey what's up like you want to you post like you post like a straight guy yeah i know i post way gayer shit than you know i know i know but i got some really gay shit like that's why everyone always like oh my god he's so baby girl and i'm like a hairy 31 year old man you know what i mean like i can't like i i got like i got like little

but queer zoomers being like he's so baby girl it's because like i am a little baby girl you are actually baby yeah i'm a little boyfriend i really like his hair too like it is fire and it's pissing me off you asked me how the world is the long hair a little bit i'm not gonna really yeah you just can't win can you look can i say it was great i like this hair i'll be honest and it's pissing me off. I miss the long hair a little bit. I'm not gonna lie. Really? Yeah. You just can't wait, can you? Look, can I say this? I like this hair. Can I be honest? I saw his hair

and I was like, I'm angry because I'm like, yo. Oh my God. It looks really good and I'm almost jealous of how good it looks. Why?

No, but it looks really good but I don't know. Even though it's natural No, but like, it looks really good, but like, I don't know. Even though it's natural curls. But like, your hair is like popping off and I've been like really insecure

about my hair lately, that's why. Oh, really? Yeah, because like, it's just. Maybe change it up, like,

do you want to dye your hair? No, no, nothing wrong with, no, no, no, more jacked and then fucking buzz it and grow. So here's my deal.

I would lose like half my would lose half my power. No, not power. Power with foot? No. I would lose half the population of men that are attracted to me. Sure, 50% down. I think you're delusional. I think you could switch it up.

My hairline's not strong enough for that. That's why I said buzz it. When you buzz it, it hides it. No, buzzing would show the... No that but it still it hides it better um it's just that the in-between phase would be devastating yeah i would be devastated i'm afraid to take minoxidil because for that reason i don't want to shed but no just take minoxidil it you'll shed isn't there like a thing for men like arpecia yeah have you thought about that your dick has one percent chance of not working one person oh that's crazy that's like getting a legendary in world

warcraft the one percent yeah right that's insane but it's like the opposite right you have a legendary debuff if you but would you stop taking it would it it work again? Some say that, they say, all these are inconclusive, but they say that you have a permanent damage. Okay, yeah, 1% chance, but think about it this way. Let's say you took a pill, and there was a 1% chance that you would grow a third boob. Hell yeah. Like out of your chest.

Give me those pills. Okay, what's something that would be devastating for you as a female? My. Hell yeah. Like out of your chest. Give me those pills. Okay, so you, okay, what's something that would be devastating for you as a female? My boobs go inverted. Or like they just, no, like smaller? Or you get shorter.

Yeah, no, no, no. This is what would happen. First of all, there's nothing wrong with being short. Not that I am short. I have 1% chance that you're...

I'm actually taller than the average height in Japan. Sorry, go ahead. Yeah, I am. The average height is 5'2 in Japan. She's 5'2 in three're... I'm actually taller than the average height in Japan. Sorry, go ahead. Yeah, I am. The average height is 5'2". She's 5'2 and 3'4". I'm not.

What? No, I'm almost 5'4". Almost. That's incredible. That's incredible. You're a perfect height. The average height in Japan is 5'2", and it grew. Wait, go ahead, Austin.

Over the course of... You need to be speaking. No, no, no. But I'm going to ask you this question. The pill. Yeah, okay ahead, Austin. No. You need to be speaking. No, no, no. But I'm going to ask you this question. The pill. Yeah, okay. And they're like, oh my God, your tits are going to drop by three feet.

Like, they're going to, like, be sagging at your knees. Would you, 1% chance? I guess it depends on what the pill is doing for me. Like, is it worth it? Hair loss. Oh, yeah, it's true. I mean, I would just...

Look at her hair. I know, she's got the best fucking hair on the planet. But imagine if you started losing it. I guess I would just get like some... I don't know. I feel like hair is like so... People look at that right away. Like with boobs, you could just get like a heavy-duty bra.

Put, shove on in there. Tie them up. Wrap them around. Put them in a knot. Yeah. Yeah, I think it'd be fine. What's it like to have boobs? I could tell you. Oh, yeah.

Man, freedom. Boobs are like, ever thought of like what it would be like to be like the, like have a different Yeah, there have been times where like I look at myself in the mirror naked and it's like, damn, I get to see myself naked. What do you mean? What do you mean?

Because, you know, it's like thinking, like, as a guy, you probably would want to, you know, be women naked because you don't really get to see that, right?

So it's like, I'm thinking from, like, a, you know, if I were a guy and, like, what if I swapped lives with someone and, you know,

I was a guy and I was looking in the mirror Ray, that is the most hot girl shit you've ever said to me. Because you're just like, you sat in front of the mirror, and you look in the mirror, and you're like, man, there's so many people that would want to see this. No. Yeah, I've never felt that. Like, literally.

That is the most hot. There's so many people. That is such hot girl shit. Would love to see you naked. Absolutely. I don't feel that at all. Like, ever. I ever seen haas twitter oh anti-pikers cooking up a tweet right now watching this podcast yeah he's gonna make another fan

cam you love them oh do you see your response oh you did i didn't respond i liked it you saw my fan cam everyone on hospital was watching look i'm not gonna lie everyone on hospital was watching lower host and i got a little jealous did you yeah they were like they were like live tweeting about it and i was like this is my thinking actually i talk about it it's like look at austin these hoes ain't loyal that's what he said you know but host hey look they're they love me too us hey host twit is not owned exclusively they need a they need a gay man no they don't don't. Yeah, they do. They need a gay man. But hey, can I tell you what's something that's going to make you even more mad? What? I checked Hosscord

to see if they were watching and they were also watching Lover House. Yeah, I mean, that's fine. Oh, but Hoss Twit you were sensitive about. Dude, Hoss Twit is all up in. Look at Antipiker. It's like half the tweets. He tweets about me too. Get a little jealous. I mean, his profile picture

is you would you be jealous if the anti-piger switch i'm gonna put the knife down okay i'm getting i'm getting sent oh we need to send it back to japan we'll need it and where he commits a where he commits a he gets so jealous i get very possessive over over my fandom oh shit yeah wait you think i think i feel like i crossed the cross the line you crossed it a little bit now that i said this they're gonna do it deliberately and then i'm gonna get actually i'm gonna get more profile pictures with my face in it i love that you i know i think i'm the only person that like goes in in like lobbies for more profile pictures of my face yeah it's supposed to have an organic i know and i do it i like i like i like promote my

my fandom to try to like build it yeah but you know it's just happening it is it's happening australia with moran is to oh i just got into it i know i know it's incredible yeah i love that he just thought i know i will i will stream a little bit more you know it's it's one of those i gotta figure out what my thing is you know what i mean and? And, you know, I don't know. I was thinking about getting into politics. Yo, can I be honest? Sometimes- I wouldn't recommend that on my worst enemy, honestly. I mean, do it.

No, no, no, do it. Try it out, though. I would be- Try it out. I'd be such a lib. Try it out for size, dude. See how you like it, motherfucker. You and I only disagree on, like, China.

I think that's you. Say, like like three things that people misconstrue and then have that be like a permanent stain on your reputation for the rest of your life where you'll have like psychotic stalkers that like literally travel to every other place on the internet to bring that to you like i went on the trash taste podcast right and it's an anime fandom it's a it's just about anime and like i i know a bit about anime right yeah i'm not a weeb i mean fuck that obviously not i was shocked by how much he knew about anime he is way more of a weeb than i thought shocked you feel like you feel like he's a weeis? He's watched way more anime than I ever have. It's insane. You definitely are pretty weeb.

I don't know what any of these... I don't... You're a weeb adjacent. I only watch black and white Western cinema. That's silly to lie and say I watch anime. I think he's a weeb, Ray. Oh, yeah, 100%. But... He's in denial.

But, yeah, what I was going to say gonna say is like you go on a podcast like that uh and then like the entire comment section is like it hasan piker in in you know march 13th 2010 said this ha so he's a bad guy and i'm like what the fuck we're just talking about anime dog calm down is that your frat days no not even i just like using that as a as an example to be like people people will just make shit up yeah to be just because they justify their anger and resentment towards you which is like silly and i don't want to think about it it's like i noticed myself as soon as i fucking landed in los angeles i was like looking and i don't know if the qrts were particularly worse when i landed or my mentality shifted immediately as soon as i

got into u.s airspace like the chinese balloon i fucking started feeling like god i'll see more negative comment yeah i think yeah i i definitely think that they should have shot that down, by the way, but that's a different conversation. But they did. Yeah, and great move by Biden. Great move. Anything in a wall of China should not infiltrate our airspace. Sorry, Ray. Oh, wait.

Do you want to try? I would love to try some Japanese cuisine. That's interesting you say that because we have some here. Wow. I brought back whatever amount of snacks that were not consumed on the Ray and Saikuno Try Snack Challenge. Snacks that I went with March to a Lawson's to purchase

with the hopes that, well, first it was going to be on my stream. Then Ray was like, you know what? I want to do a stream. And I was like, of course, perfect it was going to be on my stream. Then Ray was like, you know what? I want to do a stream. And I was like, of course, perfect. Let's do it on your stream. You've been on all of my streams this week. You've been great. You've been gracious with your time.

You've been very kind. I would love to do that on your stream. And then she was like, oh, yeah, by the way, we're just not even going to do it. I, like, took a day off from streaming specifically so that I would do it on her, like, do a video with her. And then she was like, yeah, I decided I'm that i would do it on her like do a video with her and then she was like yeah i decided i'm just gonna do it without you the only time hasan had time to film this two-hour video was the morning of the crunch roll anime awards which i realized didn't make sense because i had to go there to get my hair and makeup done you know i know it

wasn't a bad thing. It's just I realized it didn't make sense to film it before because I wouldn't have been ready. He's holding this over my head. Which I don't think is fair because I was on his stream and, you know, a lot. The entire week. The entire week. We have Japanese curry.

This is weird because I wouldn't have streamed at all. Yeah, I know. That's why you're perfect. I wouldn't Yeah, because I wouldn't have streamed at all. Yeah, I know. That's why you're perfect. I wouldn't stream at all, and I would have just been purely currently either, though. Well, okay, to be fair, I felt like him streaming was a priority because he also has a lot of hours.

Yep. A ton of hours. Also, he's heavily addicted to working, so... Do you want to smell that? Give it a whiff. What is this? Japanese curry peanuts. Oh, curry peanuts.

Oh, wow. Is it spicy curry? I don't know. We're about to find out. Okay, you try them first. I've got the most American palate right now because you guys just got off the plane. So I'm going to be like...

No, it does. You guys are used to it. Oh, wait. Give me one. Oh, you want to try it at the same time? What if it's spicy? Well, it doesn't look spicy. All, it does. Because you guys are used to it. Oh, wait. Give me one. Oh, you want to try it at the same time? What if it's spicy? Well, it doesn't look spicy.

All right. Cheers. Cheers. Kampai. Cheers. All right. Here we go. It's carcass.

Oh, wow. Oh. Let me tell you something. Tell me that's too spicy. No. It's not spicy. Let me tell you something. Tell me that's too spicy. No, let me tell you something. This is so well done because let me describe this to the viewer. Okay. Immediately, curry taste, right?

But then as you chew it, an explosion of savory flavor. When you get very intense curry taste and you start to taste the nut and then the savory combination of it is a hardened it is a hardened

of curry and then inside of it it's great mouthfeel inside of it is the buttery cashew wow what of it it's great mouthfeel inside of it is the buttery cashew oh wow it's not what this isn't even a shower this isn't even a shower this is like i literally picked this up at the airport oh they gave it to die flight this is to die you don't like it look at her face kind of mid but i'm gonna eat the whole fucking thing what's the what's chapter is this i don't know

yet there's no way i'm reading that 191 calories that is definitely that is definitely a uh a byproduct this is one of the more negative consequences i guess of living in japan would be that everything is just like unapologetically in kanji or or um was it katakana is that how you say it um which is you know japanese letters chinese letters sorry uh eat the whole bag so good austin loves it and i don't know about i don't but the food is excellent man so i'm so excited the closest i've've been to Japan is like Benihana. No. No, that's actually what I was going to say.

Because I went to a real tabayaki like I saw. I was like, so what's up? Is this guy going to do like fucking volcano? Because those things are crazy. Like, is he going to flip the shrimp? And Connor laughed at me and he was like, no, dude. It was him and do that in Japan. It was a hypnotic

experience it's yeah steve aoki's dad brought hibachi uh that concept to america yeah and establishes a chain um obviously that takes a lot of work too but the tapen yaki like the way that you're supposed to do it is so precise i will say this um every move that people make whether it be in their workplace or whether it be cleaning up their own personal space in japan is done with intention every micro movement is done with intention everything is deliberate everything is precise everything is so clean um it's, it's incredible, it's incredible to watch, so when I was watching the 70 year old, like, uh, slice the, the, the garlic cloves thinly, and then lay it gently on the tapenaki, like, on the, on the grill,

which was so perfectly clean, by the way was insane i've never seen that um and then watch it watch him fry it piece by piece these like delicate thinly sliced garlic cloves and then he would just make small precise micro movements to just flip them one by one sitting there watching that was a hypnotic experience i am starting to really i may get on a plane i may not you're gonna love japan so much incredible yeah i'm so excited ray for our trip to japan for our trip to japan i can't wait just you and i yeah i'm going to japan are you going to the Shimmer Awards? Of course. I was... Oh, can I say something?

Yes. I was... You will see the clips tomorrow when you stream. And I hope if Hosscord is listening right now, make sure you get together and get these clips. I was reacting in real time at the end of Lover Host, by the way, when the most critical point of the show, when I should have been focusing on the show i was going through the stages of grief finding out

that i was not at a table with hassan or will i was devastating and you could see me you could see me reacting in real time i didn't get a chance to pick my seat and like now i think i'm sitting next to will and and caroline but like i'm not next to us which is great and i'm so happy by that but now i'm not i'm not sitting next to i wanted to be where i was sitting i i didn't even ask wait how did you get on the the chart i'm hosting the red carpet. Oh. Are you going to interview? I'm also up for streamer of the year, Austin. I did vote for you.

Yeah. But who else? We also voted for you. XQC, Kaizenat, Germa. Those are all wonderful people. Yeah, but you voted for me and that's what matters. I did vote for you. And I don't want, if you guys are watching, none of them are going to watch this.

What? Look, no, this is a very, no, it's a very popular podcast. This is probably the favorite podcast ever. It's a, no. Carson at, literally, when he's cooking up a new Dazmo, he's watching the podcast. Hello, Kai.

He's heavily inspired by this podcast. Really? Yeah, I gave him all the cool ideas that he had for his 30-day sub-a-thon. That's what I heard. I did vote for Kai originally. Really? On stream? On stream.

I voted for Hasan. what was the other category you're nominated i didn't even remember my category okay just chatting i vote so in my head i was like i'm only gonna vote for everyone once in each category i did the same thing with uh who else had two categories ludwig did yep yep yep um timmy did okay okay and then i realized later i was like well what if they lose that category and it's because i didn't vote for them because i only voted for them in the other category that they lost they would have won the other one so my vote matters so i went back and changed my votes so you voted for his son yeah i voted for his son twice i voted for ludwig twice i you're hosting i opted out of it because I'm co-hosting.

I thought it'd be weird. I feel like it would add an extra layer of, you know, anxiousness. Like, oh, am I going to receive a award? I don't think I'd win. But, like, just knowing that the possibility that I could. So, I was like, I don't want to be nominated. You're going to do so well. Yeah.

You know, I think knowing that Cutie will be up there makes me feel a lot more comfortable. Because I know she's a bit dyslexic. So, you know. I feel like I am a little bit too sometimes. Just embrace the imperfections of whatever will happen. You would have been the perfect host. You would have been so good. You're so good at talking.

You're gazing him up. Stop. You guys so good at talking. You're gazing him up. Oh, stop. You guys are fabulous together. I'm so excited and so happy. I'm excited, too. Both of you. It'll be fun. And it's going to be an amazing, fun event.

And it's happening soon. And it's happening this weekend. On the 11th. In fact, XQC will be there with his new date, Extra Emily, who won at Lover House today. Spoiler alert. Oh, fuck. Mute it.

What the fuck? I was- A lot of Lover House- There's a lot of Hater House fans. Asan's going to react to it. Oh, there's a new show you should react to. It's called Dilf Manor. That's not real.

No, it's serious. It's an actual reality TV show. I watched it on Hoscord streams, but it's almost too gay. I don't think you can handle it. Like, it's very gay. Is that a challenge? Yeah, you should watch an episode on the stream. Speaking of which, we will be reacting to Milf Manor,

as a matter of fact, on the paywall portion of this broadcast. Let's go, baby. As a matter of fact, we're in an hour right now, so we are going to move over to the paywalled section of the podcast. This was wonderful. We are going to be watching. I'm goingalled section of the podcast. This was wonderful. We are going to be watching. I'm going to introduce Milt Manor to both of you guys. I cannot.

You guys are both wonderful, lovely individuals. Yeah, my mom. My mom watches Milt Manor. No, Austin. What? Hey, why did you bring that up? Wait, that my mom watches Milt Manor? Oh, trauma.

I was on his stream. Milt Manor's come on my stream oh so on that my mom was watching about this in the paywall episode now we'll we'll say it right here because this is a good way to juice it out making more money yeah he was looking out for you no people love the the milf manner reacts anyway uh behind the paywall you will get access to more juicy commentary in fact behind the paywall we you will get access to more juicy commentary. In fact, behind the paywall, we're bringing in some MILFs. Yeah. This is a manor. And their sons. This is a manor.

But they're, yeah. Anyway, I was in anticipation of Ray coming on my stream. Apparently, Ray's mom was watching. I had no idea. I was reacting to MILF Manor, talking about suckling on mommy teats and things like that it wasn't even me personally a screenshot because i told her i was going to be live on his channel and she was like yes i know i'm already watching instead a screenshot of hasan watching milf manor and i was like oh my god i hope she doesn't actually realize what he's saying for one and what she

is watching oh no but he was serious about all of it that's the problem yeah yeah i hope she's not watching this i hope she won't watch the paywall portion because we're gonna watch a full episode of milf man or behind the paywall that's right and if you want to watch it we don't really not not raise mom but if you guys want to watch it all you need to do is subscribe at patreon.com slash fearann that's right patreon.com slash fearann this has been a wonderful episode one of my favorites

where can people find you Valkyrie everywhere Valkyrie everywhere Austin on twitter or MrAustinShow or on the Hasarabi broadcast true and uh unfortunately and i plan to be coming down for more episodes of if your end hell yeah and unfortunately we could not

have if i'm invited cinderella here because of what happened to swift uh her pupper and he's doing better yeah he is doing better he's walking a little bit that's good um and will is in austin so no but next episode get ready we'll have the full cast back on and we'll see you behind the paywall the next one peace