Fear& - AustinShow Silences The Haters.. | Fear&

Episode Date: September 1, 2025

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That's okay. Hey, fellas, how are we? Good. How are we, guys? I'm good to see it. Nice to see you, guys. So I'm so embarrassed. Oh, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Fear and podcast.

Well, I know. Dude, you look fucking amazing. Thank you. What happened? Well, I'm trying something new. I got these pants. Oh, my God. Are those song for the mute?

Yeah. Oh, my God. Dude, I'm wearing song for the mute. Oh, my God. What? We're not. It's expensive. We can't afford that.

Also, I'm just rocking my hair over my eyes now. Yeah. That's awesome. You look fucking hot. Thank you. Thank you. It's a look I've never seen before. I love that.

It's cool to explore new look. new looks like this that no one else has ever tried that's right you know who also looks hot maurice yeah what he wanted to do the maricio miranda but nobody joined in but i look nothing like him yeah what are you talking about he's wearing song for the mute which is our brand we wear song with the mute famously i am so sorry and no one else has ever worn it you fucked it up austin i'm sorry How do you do this? I'm so sorry. Marsh already knows.

We can't even have a bit going. How did Mars already know? Because he saw you. No, it just, I thought, I don't know. I thought it was. He literally just said, are you cosplaying me? I thought it was funny because he already knew. I thought we were going to break the wall.

We could have one big moment. Maricio Miranda. And then it would have been over. We can't let a bit go for three minutes. I know. Well, anyway, folks. It's a great day, beautiful day in sunny Los Angeles, California. We were talking about this before you got here.

Do you ever wish that you were athletic? Isn't this a meme? Huh? Isn't this a meme? It's like some TikTok thing. It's like a bait. This guy sucks. No, I think you thought I was old.

No. But I'm up on shit. Neither of them were. Yeah, no, they're old. That's crazy. Of course Will knows exactly what you're doing. Okay, bro. You're...

This wasn't. go along with it, even if you recognize. Maricio. Stop bringing me into the... Do you forget his middle name? Is that why you keep stopping? No, I got Maricio Miranda. They never said my middle name. What's your middle name?

Do any of you guys know? Sabrina. We can keep it a secret. Enrique. Let him keep his mystery. Is it Enrique? Did I get it? No. Eduardo?

Yeah, okay. Now it's starting to just... It's also, yeah. The racial undertony. That's a problem. Maricio's team is Miranda. Wait, actually, my no name is Stephen. What?

Oh, I got it. With the pH. It's in Spain. Esteban. Moricio Estabandera. That's right. Well, welcome, everybody. Hope you're doing well.

Beautiful day in sunny Los Angeles. We're all together. We've been together many weeks in a row. Very proud of us. Yeah, I know. Big accomplishment. Will was late today. Yeah, I literally just planned around YouTube being late.

I, hold on, they were on time. Austin was half an hour early. And Cudy was right on time. I always say start without me. I had my teeth clean today and it was bloody as hell and they told me I got to floss more. And I said, floss more. I don't floss at all, idiots. And they were like, we could tell.

Wait, you're a hypochondriac and you don't floss. We don't care about teeth. Well, yeah, because it can lead to dementia. Like, wait, what? And heart disease. The majority of health problems come from. from your mouth. Yeah, I don't know why, but it doesn't trigger.

I'm kidding me, you can die. So I got a pro tip for all those folks that have swelly gums. A week before your dentist's appointment, really be diligent about flossing. Swelling goes down. They're like, oh, my God, you're taking such good care of your teeth and take the year off. That is not a good trick. That's just tricking your healthcare professional into thinking you're doing something you're not.

But if they're not seeing anything, if you tell your doctor that you don't drink or smoke, then they won't know. I feel that if you have like serious tooth decay or any sort of like, if you have like a broken tooth or whatever, you could die. Yeah, I get my teeth. I'm fine, though. My teeth are good. Yeah, I got great teeth.

Besides, I need to floss more. Or at all, I should floss. But apparently it's because I've been wearing my like envisaline that it shifts your teeth more and so that you got to floss even more. But then my envis line were fucked up. And so they told me to stop wearing them and they had ordered me new ones. Okay. Do you wear them at night?

Yeah. I wear a broxing guard. Does it make you feel aggressive? No, it actually, I think it's stopped me from grinding my teeth, and I think I've actually lost some of my chiseled jaw line that I once had, so I'm pretty pissed off. You still have a chis-on. Why don't you care about my problems? It's not.

I don't know if that's how that word. I think it's because sometimes your problems are like reverse problems, where I don't know if they're actually problems. It's a real problem. Not grinding your teeth is a problem Yeah I think you I think your jawline still looks great

Thanks I was actually admiring it looks chiseled I've been trying to do posture exercises By the way You're gonna give me credit for calling the Taylor Swift thing Oh yeah we talked You know what's crazy is Will and I were out of shoot And we were talking on it and there is this A mole I'll call her a mole

She was leaking all sorts of stuff She leaked But you can tell them What? I called it Travis is retiring No, I called that they were engaged. When?

What? That's how that conversation started. Oh. You don't pay attention to me at all. She was probably thinking about her next TikTok. I was. She was thinking about the next TikTok. That's actually crazy.

I should have gotten credit for this. I literally pulled you aside and was like, I think she went on the podcast because they're engaged. And she knows that he needs. Oh, well, they got engaged that night after the podcast. So if anything, you manifested it. Yeah, but I literally said like he's worried. about his future career, and so she wanted to booster him because now they're engaged.

Yeah. The ring is big. For those of you who don't know what we're talking about, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey have gotten engaged and will correctly identify it because he's the one true Swifty. I'm still a Gaylor, obviously, so I don't believe that this engagement is real. I think more of my Swifty theories have come true than yours. That's not true, unfortunately. So if you were a Gayler, the numerology.

If she does the sphere, then you're literally 100%. She's not doing the sphere. If she does, though, do you admit that I'm the bigger Swifty? I won't admit that, unfortunately. You don't have to admit that because it'll be factually true. You're living in denial. Literally name her albums. Don't need to.

That's what I thought. When you're this much of a fan, I'm more in tune with her spiritually than you. You are more of a materialist fan where you consume her properties. I think we're just more of spiritual twins. I will not be taking the bait Fisherman What do you think I am A stupid little siren out on the water

Ready for you to slip my throat And hang me from the dock You know what my response is? What? Don't you wish you were athletic? What? Don't you wish you were athletic? Oh

Wait, I don't get it. You tried to beat me right at the beginning in the pod. Yeah, but it's fine when I do it. Oh, yeah. Oh, so if you literally forgot about her own bait I haven't been flossing.

I have early onset dementia. If you were a galer, are you a bisexualer? No, gailers are like bi-arachers. Oh, okay. Yeah. They kind of just say she's gay. Are the gala? Are the galaurs in shambles right now?

Their Reddit was in shambles. I heard there was a subreddit. It's like they're reacting as if somebody said on Twitter that they were like their team had lost a Super Bowl. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, our team did.

I mean, it's not, it's not a defeat because like there's always next year. but like speaking for the gailers I must say I think it's a lavender arrangement and Taylor still has a lot of space already proven wrong if you would want to believe

that she's by there's also like in the in the song you love hey never made anybody let's gay you need to calm down in the you need to calm down

music video her hair has dyed the by flag oh yeah Yeah, but you keep forgetting that. I don't, I don't, no, because she's not by it. That's, like, also a secret, because I do buy invisibility. Okay, all right. I'm both a gayler and also bisexual.

Hassan's not woke anymore. It's not cool anymore to be woke. Yeah. He's anti-woke. He's anti-gay. I'm at the mercy of my audience. He doesn't invite me on anything anymore. Yeah.

Well, I don't invite you on shit because you're a liar. Oh, yeah, but he gives me like a pity invite. He's like, oh, I guess you can sit right here, sit next to me while I can stare at my back while I talk to my computer screen. That's what he does. That's what he does. You don't want to come on the stream. I do want to come on the stream.

Invite me. He would sit next to you all day every day. I would. Are you for real? I would. Give me a little dog bowl. What? Okay.

Wow. We learned something about Austin today. Oh, okay. That was much better than when you were talking. Little Pups got a kink. Yeah. No, no, no. I'm not into dog play or whatever they call that.

You knew it was called. No, not into that, not into that. No, but to be, yeah, no, no, but, but yeah, we need to work on the positioning of your, your, your, your guest thing, because it, it does feel like I'm staring at your shoulders. But we'll work on it. I'll work on that. So, do anybody have anything exciting? Yes, oh, I did have something exciting. Marsh, I'm linking to it to you right now.

Ladies and gentlemen, okay? Ladies and gentlemen, somebody. somebody has been has no no no no no you're going to be shocked at this one airport. It's a gay plane folks there is big news

in the gay community oh oh god I'm sorry God forbid no this is good this is good no big news in the gay community folks the crumble cookie CEO has come out

and they have people have been looking at their follower list Sawyer, Hemsley. Austin, this is supposed to be a big reveal of the story. The story starts with a TikTok influencer.

Why are you cooking the story? You just ripped it out of his hands. Crumble CEO. Yeah, but that was the Crumble CEO. I was making it about me. I know, but that's the big reveal.

The Crumble CEO is a Republican. Okay. Okay, I need you to tell me... He's from Utah. I know he's from Utah. He's a ex-Moran or Mormon, current Mormon. He is a... Well, hold on.

The Crumble CEO has presented himself. His name is Sawyer Henley. Can I say something? He's presented himself as a Utah Mormon. Before we move forward? Crumble cookies fucking suck. Oh. He's too sweet.

I can't remember I'm saying this. I love cookies. Crumbull cookies are far too sweet. If you ever eat a crumble cookie, one of my favorite things about cookies is after I eat them, I feel good. Okay, so this is the little. They're a tiny little sweet treat.

After I eat a crumble cookie, I feel like I want to fucking blow my goddamn brains out. It hurts me. There's this place in Utah called Chip. And they do cookie delivery, just chocolate chip cookies and milk. That's it. And they're those big chocolate chip cookies. And they take off by a storm and then crumble suddenly starts doing the chocolate chip cookies. But their branding was so cute.

And then they added their rotating menu and it just took over by storm. Are they like $13? I wish they would have just stuck with a chocolate chip They're also incredibly expensive, yes Their chocolate chips's yum But everything else is hot Every time I eat one I feel sick Yeah

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So I didn't know. Now, now there's a TikToker, a gay TikToker. Yep, named Grant Gibbs. Can you pull this up? Grant Gibbs Crumble. Austin has a link. And it's interesting because I actually saw, I actually saw this TikTok for anything else

before all of this stuff unfolded because he showed up on my 4-U page because I'm tapped into the gay community and what's going on there. But it was a very convincing case that this TikToker made about Sawyer Hemsley both being a MAGA Republican and also

presenting himself as straight. Let's watch. Okay. After watching a video of the Crumble CEO and seeing that that's apparently a straight man, no, it's not. That man is so gay. That man is gay to the gods. There's a genetic component to sexuality, Mama. And let's just say he has the gene. And there's no denying evolution, babe. Oh my God. That's a gay man. That's a gay man No, he's so right

He's, he's so right He's, he says, yeah, gay face, which is true Holy shit And the fact that He's not, I don't even care I don't care if I'm outing a CEO With millions of dollars I don't give a fuck, but that's a gay man

Ah! Y'all go look for yourselves Because there's no denying Just go search and look it up for yourself. And then people did. So people did. Let's take a look. So he clocked him.

And there's other chicktogs. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Lower left hand. That's Austin show. Yeah, basically.

Wait, go down? No, that's that. That's you. Isn't that your photo? No, that's not me. I'm a little, I look, he's in great shape. Don't get me wrong. He will see this.

No, I said he's in great shape. Okay. Why would he see this? In any case, oh, well, we're going to get to that in a second. Oh, okay. So there's a, there's more, there were more TikToks that did a deeper dive. I saw basically one TikTok and I was convinced because even his pose is like, aside from the gay face that he got clocked with. Yeah.

Which you don't have, by the way, he does. Don't make him feel bad. You don't even, you don't have. He's got a gay face. No, you don't have gay. Here, give me it look like you're real hungry for cock. No. Why don't?

Like, you know, that's what I'm talking. What am I supposed to do? You don't have it. No. You don't have it. You don't have it. Just try it. Do I need to get surgery?

That's why I get banned if you're the F slur. I think that's why you would get banned if you do that's I mean, do you think that's true? I can't finish it. I can't finish it. Try it again, try it again. Do a gay face. No.

Austin. What is happening? No. Oh, yeah, warmer Warmer No, don't Do the wrist Yeah, let him have gay faces

This was great He did the writs So you can't do the writs He's libris to get to try Being extra gay Anyway, it doesn't have to You don't have to have it It's fine

But he was also He was also posing He was also posing In a very particular way That I have seen From your fans leave Yeah, can we go down to that shirtless photo again.

Gabe, we need a side-by-side comparison of Austin shirtless pick. If you need one, Gabe, I'll send it to you. I've seen you do that. So then, so then, of course, does he have kids? He was forced to come out. Marsh, you keep clicking on it,

like it's a real Instagram, Chris. He was forced to come out and say he, you know, he's here to live his truth as a gay man. But in the process of discovery when all the gay investigators were looking in. I'll take over now.

So in the process of discovery, all the gay investigators were tweeting photos of his following. And one of the tweets that took off was one that I just sent to Marsh was by a gentle man by the name of Lucas. And Lucas showed his following list in which he was following a lot of gay people that a lot of gays follow.

Lady Gaga, Charlie X, X, X, X, X.X. Kim Petrus, Austin Show, and Sabrina Carpenter, Adele, Hank, and Manu Rios. Anyways, I have to tell you, I know Sawyer, because he's been followed, I mean, we have never talked, but he's, he followed me ages ago. Did you just call Sawyer? First name? Yeah. I have a question for you, Sawyer, if you're watching, may me, Hassan, Will, and Austin

will and Austin run a crumble cookie shop for a week, please. Austin doesn't have a gorgeous. I take it back a day. Do you want me to DM him? Yeah, and I would like a fear and cookie, regardless of what he said. So, I mean, you were mean about his cookies, take it back so he can get a fear and cookie.

I'll do a fear and cookie that doesn't make you sick. Half sugar. Half sugar. Yeah, I think, like, that's my big problem. I'm a huge cookie in Jor. I've had a lot of crumble cookies. And let me tell you, it's a little too sweet. Listen, Sawyer, we've got a lot to offer in this partnership.

Fear and protein crumble cookies. Oh, I love that. Also, we can bring. bring you the radical left. Fine. We can do that. We don't want the radical left, but I think

Trace Lace's protein cookie. Ew, Trisleche's cookie. With Deco decoration. No, no. I got to think about this. Deco already looks so edible. Let me think of our flavor.

I always want to bite off. We would love Sawyer, if you may. We would love pumpkin spice. Are we going in the fall? Yes, bitch. it's what we are look at us okay that's weird all right so you're by the way i mean don't listen to me i hate sweets so she's a better judge of this than i yeah and i love all of them and you didn't copy chip sorry so i've been we've been we've been instagram mutuals

for quite some time and i see the buzz online yeah about soyer hemisley coming out sure and i'm like come out of what this i found out that he was in the closet when this got you didn't clock it at all I thought immediately when I saw him and he followed me

I said oh this is a gay man oh you clocked it instantly if somebody would have mentioned the Crumble Cookie's CEO I would have been like oh yeah no he's gay did you guys know that the Crumble CEO was gay the CEO of Crumble was gay

and I would have had no idea that I was outing him I found out that he was in the closet it's like a reverse come out. Like he was so gay that you never even considered it. His Instagram profile is not the profile of a man who's hiding that he's gay.

That's what I'm saying. There was nothing about it that was telling in the closet. Yeah. So when this all came up, I was like, oh. I think it's more surprising that he was outed as being mag.

Well, I don't know. I still haven't seen where is this that I'm not saying it's not true. That's where it started. That's why they were, like you're maga, but you're, where did he, where did we get the maga from? Why are you defending so much? I'm not defending him. I'm just, I'm defending Sawyer and his cookies. So we can have a fear on cookie. I'm, I'm generally

curious. Like, where did, where do we get verification that he's MAGA? Not saying that he's not MAGA, but I haven't seen any verification that he's MAGA. That's what I'm wondering. We'll do maple brown butter. I mean, can I think I'm just genuinely curious? Isn't there a higher percentage chance that why he was in the closet is because he was MAGA? I mean, potentially. Or maybe he, I mean, I don't know. This guy's like, he is, look, I have no, no, I have no. You got big crumble. No, I have, no, I have no, I have no, I have no, I have no, I have no, I have no, I have no, I have no, I have no, I have no, I have no, I have no, I have no, I have no, I have no, I have no, I have no, I have no, and be like, why are people saying you're MAGA?

He won't do that. Don't make him do that. Well, because he's, he's, we're, asking who he voted for it. It's so easy. Don't make him do that. No, this is investigative reporting. I think you should do it. I wonder if he unfollowed me.

Have you guys messaged? No, we've never messaged. He still follows me. He still follows you. He follows you too, Hassan. Oh. Oh, he's gayest. Hassan message him.

That's how you know him. That's what I'm like, I don't know. Are we sure he's a Maga Republican? That's how, I don't know. Like, he hasn't, he has, because he follows you. He follows Mr. B. He follows Mr. B. He also follows Trisha.

Pateus, which is, he follows Troy Savon, he follows Kim Petrus. Maybe he's, maybe it's woke cookies after all. Like, I don't know. Like, I'm genuinely curious. Now I feel bad. We are completely off-paced. I don't know if it's, I don't know. I'm not denying it.

I'm not confirming it. I have no idea. Did you? I can't find it. Maybe because, actually, over the past little while, there have been people online trying to define me, twist things and share conversations in ways that feel harmful. Instead of letting others write my story, I want to share it in my own words, the truth, this over the past few years I've come to understand and accept that I'm gay,

is taking me a long time that really process as part of myself and even longer to feel comfortable enough to say it out loud. For most of my life, I didn't have the clarity to answer the questions or respond to the rumors. Coming to terms of it has been overwhelming and at times scary, but it has also brought me peace, joy, authenticity that I wouldn't trade for anything. I grew up with values and beliefs that I still deeply love and respect, which made this journey more complicated, but I remain grateful for my foundation even as I work to

embrace this truth about myself. I know some people may have questions or even judgments, but my hope is that kindness, empathy, and love will lead the strength, compassion, and importance of it. He sounds like a little... That was pretty cute.

He sounds like... I don't, I don't... I'm genuinely, I'm like, somebody called him, I think Grant called him MAGA and everybody ran with it. I think maybe people said that because Utah. I don't, yeah, because he's Utah and grew up Mormon.

I genuinely, like I'm sitting here because he very well could be. I have no idea, but I haven't seen it. As a defense attorney, you have raised reasonable doubt in my mind. You have raised reasonable doubt. Because I haven't seen it. Nobody has shown me.

I even, I talked about it on stream this morning and nobody linked me anything. They're just like, you know. You have raised reasonable doubt. That he's a MAGA Republican. I don't know. You have raised reasonable doubt. So that's it.

That's awesome. Then, congrats on being gay. Thank you. I'm excited for our cookie. Thank you, Sawyer, for your time. Yeah, congrats on the gay.

Maybe he's not MAGA. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Everything's fun. No, I just like, if he follows me as well, like, then I don't think I have

a lot of MAGA people following me unless he's hate following which is probably not. I mean you could check and who would he follow if he was MAGA check and see that Kimberly Guilfoyle. Okay check that. Or I mean that's like deep cut. Maybe Donald Trump Jr. or something.

Okay. All right. Yes. He follows any of the Trumps. All right. Who else has got something going on on this week? We have a story obviously coming from our pocket of the universe, our corner of the universe, twitch. Oh, viewbauding. Viewbotting.

I got viewbotted this morning. Really? Yeah, I got viewbott and I was calling it out the whole time. I said, what the fuck you wasting your money on me for? Wait, what did you get to? I got up to like 10K viewers. How come I never get viewbotted? What the fuck is this shit?

Do you want to be viewbotted? No, he's not allowed, as his counsel, he, I'm not allowing him to say that you would enjoy that. I mean, I got, I got viewbotted up to like 10K and I was like, it was kind of real good, right? It was kind of relaxing. I was like, this is great, I'm kind of worried about it. Yeah, the last time I got viewbotted was when we were shitting on Kig for viewbotting, weirdly enough.

Weird coincidence, it was me, Pokemon, and Miscuit that were getting viewbotted. And it was when we were in Japan and normally at that time frame we'd get like 20K but I was getting 40K and I'm not going to lie to you, it kind of made me feel a little good. No, it does because the pressure's off. But you know,

I'm just like not too much. You know what I mean? Maybe a little less. You know? Not too much. Yeah, I've never been viewbotted. You've never been. view bought it? I feel like... I've had like hate bots put on view bots. Oh, like hate rated? Like

they spam shit? Yeah, that happens to me all the time too. It's never the good kind. And those don't even count as views on it. No, they usually come in hate and then leave too. They pull them out. Yeah. Yeah, that doesn't even count as a view. So it's not a good kind. Anyway, Twitch allegedly fixes this viewbot problem and then they're back like the next day. Yeah.

So very quick work around that some of these bot farms found, I guess. and it's totally back now. And people are celebrating it. Some people are openly saying that, you know, it's happening. But what I found really interesting is that like this is kind of shifted the attention away from other live stream platforms like Rumble and Kik that are known for viewbodding. And now everybody thinks like Twitch is the most like rampant viewbodding platform out there.

And even YouTube has a massive issue with viewboss as well. I have kind of a hot take here. I'm not saying Twitch shouldn't do anything about the viewbodding situation. but if you're Twitch, why the fuck would you bring attention to it? Why, why, if, like, this is something that doesn't, uh, really in the grand scheme of the thing, I'm not saying you leave it alone. The ethical thing to do is to tackle the problem, but it, you're, you're basically coming out, telling these advertisers, all the viewership that you've invested in is fake.

And we are a platform that bots and historically have a problem. My five hit play is that they call it out. There's like news coverage about how like the bots went away. so now going forward all the views are authentic even though the bots are back that's what I think could be the five head move here I don't know or everybody just says the bots are back and they aren't able to fix it

so now advertisers have this question and if I'm an advertiser I'm coming to the table and I'm going to spend money on Twitch I'm going to say well how to what degree do I know these view these eyeballs are authentic and then I'm going to I'm going to leverage that and I'm going to compound that discount and say

well you know I'm a little I'm a little suspicious about this. Don't White Hat Cair in this for the advertisers. But that's what I would do is these advertisers are smart. They'll use it as leverage. Of course, any, any bit to save some money. And they'll stretch it as far as they can. The other side of this is, I think, it's like an industry secret or rather suspicion that, like,

everything that you do online is botted. Like, there's so much bot traffic. Like, Twitter is 75% bots. Really? Yeah. Damn. Isn't that fucking insane? that's wild

most of the stuff happening on Twitter is just bots talking to other bots same with Facebook Facebook is openly dead internet theory yeah Facebook is openly

doing that with AI anyway or they're just like yeah we have a lot of AI and it's AI talking to other AI and their entire accounts dedicated to like calling this out

and making fun of it especially on Facebook so I think we're getting to a place where it doesn't even matter I guess where people are just maybe not going to place

a lot of emphasis or they're just going to go all right it's bought it I mean there's also a chance of advertisers aren't paying attention at all.

I mean, to some extent, like they just have no idea. They're so far removed from this campaign. Advertisers are people, too. They have bosses, right? And so if you get great metric return on your investment, why would you ever bring it up to your boss

that they could potentially be bought to use? And your boss definitely doesn't know because he's all. Yeah, you, all you do is mean to hamstring yourself. Yeah. And so, like, a lot of these advertisers they're just looking for impressions. Yeah.

They're looking for impressions because a lot of these mega corporations have these massive advertising budgets. Spends. And they have to spend it or they lose it. So they're going to try to spend it. And they're just looking for impressions. They're not really tracking each individual sale. Like if, you know, Coca-Cola, for example, advertisers, they're not looking to see if that particular campaign on Twitch sold more Coke products or whatever. They're looking for eyeballs.

Eyeballs, eyeballs. The whole system fucking sucks. It does. All right. But we haven't really talked about the main story. We briefly covered it. We've got to talk about Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift's engagement. Austin, my pussy is hungry.

Your pussy's hungry, Will. That's inappropriate. Oh, wait, you're talking about your cat. I knew it, Will. Let me tell you something, Will. My cats were starving, and I ran out of food. You starve your cat. No, I don't starve my cats.

I ran out of food, and I was like, you know what? This food that I have kind of stinks. I'm switching food. That's right. I switched to smalls. That's right. I switched to smalls because they were having digestive issues. They kept throwing up their food.

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Yes, yes. Travis Kelsey, three-time Super Bowl champion, one of the best tight ends in NFL right now, has gotten engaged to Taylor Swift, as Will correctly called out because he is the number one Swifty. Thank you. And not. Number one Swifties in chat.

Yeah. Now, there's been a big news story. I personally don't fully understand why everybody gets so excited about stuff like this, but I'm weird. I mean, can I be honest? First of all, that's like the new American royal family. That's what I garnered. Yeah.

How did you feel like emotionally when you heard the news? Where were you? I, it's just, I really would love to play the character that you guys want me to be where I jumped for joy and I cried for her, of course. I didn't, be the authentic self. I did not care. Really? I don't care.

I've always said this I'm not invested oh my god you guys act surprised every time and I'm so consistent about it it's crazy I've always said that I'm not like invested in her relationships I don't care who she's dating I've always said this but I feel literally roll the tapes I feel like even Madi Healy I was like I don't care who she's dating arrested for war crimes and then you call me and I'm like

I don't even know who that is her that's crazy I feel like she's joking I feel like her relationships are so tied into her music musical product, though. Yeah, but so what? I mean, like... No matter what, she's going to write a good song.

It doesn't matter who she's dating. Let me put it this way. If Eminem got back on drugs, I'm pretty sure that next album would slap. Yeah, but drugs is drugs, you know? But no, but that's like Taylor Swift's thing. Taylor's drug is a man. Guys, is her bridges and her relationship.

I'm a gala. Right. But it's not actually. That's what you guys don't get. That's how you're not. Swiftie. She has so many songs not about breakers in their relationship. She literally has a song about killing herself. She's like, there's so much. Because of a

break. No, no. No. It's not. It's not. Anyway. The breakup played no role in this. Can I say something? There is a hint of bitterness that it wasn't you. What? That I wasn't engaged? To her. Oh. Are you jealous of Travis Kelsey? I'm not jealous of Travis Kelsey.

Um, but. This goes along with my Gaylor conspiracy. This goes along with the Gaylor conspiracy. The real gala conspiracy is that I secretly think Cudy is a gayler because she put this opinion in my mind. I know. I just know every opinion. That's a thing. I don't want to be this person. I'm an historian on the subject. I've lived through it.

You know every jet. But you don't care. You know every Jets team. Right, but I admit I care. He's a Paris Hogan. Who's your favorite player? Of all time? Yeah, sure. Drell Revis. Who's he married to? I don't know. Go fuck yourself. That's what I thought. That's what I thought. No, cutie, this is the dumbest argument. No, it's different. This is the dumbest argument. No, it's not.

Because a relative comparison would be Tony Romo. When Tony Romo dated someone that adversely, what's her name, Ashley, what's her fuck? The famous, whatever. When he was dating her, it adversely affected Ashley Simpson. It adversely affected his football play. So everybody cared about their relationship. It was the talking point of every sports. so Taylor's relationships having such an impact on her music is absolutely relevant to the Taylor's fandom she has been she was with Joe Allen for six years and wrote some of the saddest songs she's ever written that weren't about weren't about relationships I mean they're not together anymore so it clearly they weren't about a relationship but it clearly had an impact in her sadness my god I'll never win this argument because you guys are very close-minded men they are you're trying to say that Taylor Swift does not have an overwhelming number of songs about her relationships, her breakups, and her romantic

state present. She does have a lot of songs about that yet, but so does every artist. Bullshit. Pull up Sabrina Carpenter right now. Okay. So does every female artist then? That's what? Let's not monolith women.

Are you being sexes right now? No, I don't. Let's not. I feel like you're pigeonwling. The internalized. misogyny coming out of you right now is, it's a lot for me to handle. I don't like talking on Taylor Swift with you guys.

I'm not even kidding. I don't like it. I don't enjoy it. We asked you about the biggest news in America, which is her engaging in you guys. You guys are infuriating. It's not like, oh, how exciting what flowers is she going to have?

You're like, oh my God, Kitty, did you shit yourself? Did you shit in your little pretty pants? You stupid little bitch that loved Taylor Swift? Did you drink your pumpkin spice latte and kick your stupid little awks in the air? You dumb little fucking cunt. Is that what you say to me?

Man, I feel like throwing trash at her right now. We don't have to talk about Taylor Swift. You have, you have, you have a, you have a, you have a, you have a, I'm sick and tired of you have a, you have a better segment. Wait, do you have anything to say about it though? I do have, I do have, I do have, it is kind of the biggest news in the United States. There's not, I, I, I personally feel, because I keep getting asked this, I really don't think there's much to say. I really don't, are you happy for her? No, I think you've got a lot of smoke for the upcoming part of this,

part of this Taylor Swift reaction because they've got to make everything political. So right when content creators have decided to take on the mantle of the Taylor Swift Travis Kelsey engagement and turn it into something insane. Now, number one, Donald Trump, famous hater of Taylor Swift, partially because- Now he likes her. Well, because Taylor-Swift endorsed Kamala Harris. Oh. And Donald Trump, famous Taylor-Swift hater,

was very upset about that, very offended by that, said that she was no longer hot. Not that anymore. Yeah, and had routinely talk shit about her. But then when she found out about the engagement, he was like, oh, congratulations, whatever. You know, Taylor Swift is married, engaged. It's great.

But there's also one other thing I want to bring up. Marchke, if you can pull up my Twitter, there's a Charlie Kirk video that I want to. Oh, I watch this. While he's pulling it up, can I say something? Yeah. I'm very happy for them. because from the other side following Travis Kelsey years ago in an interview they asked he

and an offensive lineman for the chiefs who their celebrity crushes were and the offensive lineman answered and Travis Kelsey was going let me think and the offensive lineman went he went what and he went it's Taylor Swift and he's like it's Taylor Swift so he's like carried a flag for her for years and that's so cute that they actually got together. Yeah. That's cute. It's cute. Okay. Charlie Kirk doesn't. Number one Taylor Swift fan, right?

Yeah, that's true. That's true. You know that because in so high school, she actually references, she says, do you want to marry kiss or kill me? Because they asked him in an interview if he wanted to marry kiss, he'll kill Taylor Swift, Katie Perry, and then someone else. So it's already been referenced, don't you worry? Wait. Why do you have to take this man down? He didn't say Mary Taylor, did he? I thought he married Katie Perry.

So it was referencing one of her songs? I think he wanted to... Kiss Taylor Swift. No, it was before... She wrote the song about his interview. Oh, so she already wrote songs about him. Uh, yeah. So it impacted her music.

I never said it didn't. I never said her relationships never, ever impacted her music. I didn't say that. You can go find it. It's like, it's like... I know I yelled for the bit, but it is actually really fucking annoying that you guys never listening. You never listen to me.

You never listen to me. I'm listening. I'm listening. I'm sorry. Okay. Let's watch Charlie, if you yelled at will, just wait until you hear what Charlie Kirk has to say. This is three minutes and 48 seconds of great stuff. I'm going. I'm so excited. I'm going. It's coming up. I invited myself. Let's take a look at what Charlie had to say in the aftermath of this new arrangement. The reasons why Taylor Swift has been so just kind of annoyingly liberal. Oh, God, he's ugly. Over the last couple of years, is that she's not yet. married and she doesn't have children.

So? I say this non-sarcastically. I say this as a husband and a father. Having children changes you. Ugh. Getting married changes you. And I hope that America's biggest pop star marrying the pharmaceutical spokesperson.

He had to do a dig there too. Remember, these guys sanitize because he did the Pfizer thing. Taylor Swift might de-radicalize herself. She might come back down to reality. I want them to have lots of children.

It teaches something about, teach you something about yourself. There's something so, first of all, I don't know what's wrong with his head because it's so perfectly egg-shaped and when you see it, you can't un-see it. Like, it just looks so strange.

That hairline is not helping because it's the craziest widow peak of all time. But when you hear a guy like this go, I hope she has a lot of children. It's just like, otherwise, under different circumstances, Is this like a normal thing?

Oh, I hope you have a happy, healthy relationship. You know, wonderful babies or whatever. When he says it like that, there is something so gross about it. And I don't know, I can't put my finger on it. But he has like, I hate this. She's a billionaire. Oh, it gets so much worse. Oh, it's going to get worse.

I think Taylor Swift actually was raised as a conservative that has gotten kind of cut up in this metropolitan liberal stuff. Is this true? She was. I think her father was Republican. if I recall correctly. Have an attachment to the conservative backbone that she was raised in, but this might reattach her in the best possible way. And I'm not saying this sarcastically.

I've seen this happen time and time again. When people start to get married and have children, it starts to change your politics. It starts to clarify your worldview. This is so stupid. And for Taylor Smith... This is so dumb because, like, Yeah, every Democrat, every Democrat voter in the country is childless, Charlie. You're right. It's just somehow, it's just somehow worked out that way. You, you totally fucking nailed it. When you have a child, you just become an automatic Republican voter. It's, who is this for is the question I have for myself all the time? Whenever I see Charlie speak, I'm like, who is this for? How does this make you feel so far?

I think it's crazy. How many people watch this guy? he's he's Donald Trump's number one guy I can't believe people watch this I think that's my first thought is who is listening to this guy yap well I it's entertainment because it's so fucking stupid yeah I guess

all right keep going who obviously is very popular and incredibly supported Taylor Swift might go from a cat lady to a JD Vance supporter and I think we should celebrate I think she'll always be a lady. I think that Taylor Swift having a two or three children. Yeah, I think she's like cats.

Yeah, she does. She should have more children than she has houses. That is my talent. That's, uh, I'm not being so. That'd be a lot of children. I think that if she, if she ends up having children, she'll stop this kind of liberal endorsing Joe Biden nonsense. And we want that guy's, we want Taylor Swift on team America. We want you to leave the island of the wokeies. Oh, wokeys. Did he write this? Is he reading what he wrote? Yeah. on the right have been just skeptical or at least a little bit negative on Taylor Swift is

literally the most popular female artists right now and perhaps of our decade. And just put your career first. We just talked about this with Katie Miller. However, there's a great chance to change that. It's a great chance for Taylor Swift. Look at that garden. Get married and have a...

That's what I think. Also, that dress she was wearing, people found it and it went like crazy. What's the best part? It was the most insane part. He said she could afford children? No, no, it's coming. has been all, you know, through America and the ups and downs and that rain is crazy. That is the earthquake of the pop culture.

Do you hear that high-pitched scream? Those are the young ladies on your block screaming. And honestly, Pfizer pays well, baby. I mean, Pfizer pays the bills. That is quite a ring, Mr. Kelsey. I'm in price. Okay. I got to be honest.

We don't know exactly how much Pfizer paid you to pedal that product. But boy, you brought in the Benjamin's, sir. Pause. Pause. I think he did it before. This is so stupid because this is three times of roll winner. This is three times in rule. 110 million career earnings.

Coming out also on a day where like Michael Parsons just signed a contract for $200 million, $120 million up front. And that's before endorsements. It's like, are you really trying to pitch to middle America that NFL like perennial all stars don't make money? Like, come on. No, he's, I don't even watch football and I know all of that. This is, this is like the old basketball meme where they're like, when did Shaq make all of his money? Oh, college, obviously. Yeah.

No, no. No, he's just, he has to get a dig in with the Pfizer thing because he's like, he has to code to his audience that like Travis Kelsey's kind of a bitch because he did Pfizer. I think it would be fun to throw a Taylor Swift engagement party. Okay. I'm with it. No, you're not invited. Am I invited? No.

I'm the only one who supports. you. No, you don't. Can I come? Yeah. How do I not support you? Why? Because I'm a galer. Is that why? Hold on him? You want this guy? You look at me in the eyes. Why are you? You want him? You want him? You want him? You want him? I'm not going to be there. I'm going to wear my. He knows you need to calm down. I'm going to wear my bracelets. I need to calm down. It's not about a relationship. Listen to that song. You said you would pee on me or something just 20 minutes ago. I don't remember. I just like farming those clips where I yell and then they cut it into something. No, honestly, that one's going to do really well. I was running out of stuff to say, yeah, and just kept going. But, Kitty, listen, this is the most insane part. Okay, I'm ready. That is some impressive carrots right there.

That right there has its own zip code. I'm impressed. I'm impressed. Wait. All kidding and sarcasm aside. I didn't think you say sarcastic ones. This is something that I hope will make Taylor Swift more conservative. Engage in reality more and get outside of the abstract clouds.

reject feminism. Submit to your husband, Taylor. You're not in charge. And most is family. Okay, can I say something? Charlie Kirk, meet me in the ring. Okay. You can come to Darwin. You can fucking submit to me, Charlie Kirk. You can come to Dartmouth when I debate him and B is that. Oh my God, that's so embarrassing. Look, I'm not obviously, like, if you believe in this fucking crazy misogynistic worldview. So, even if you believe in this what is this really the poster child of this? Look how fucking ugly

submit to your husband I just this is something that I cannot comprehend because like these guys most have horrible fucking lies I can't stand it imagine imagine looking at your partner as though they were a pet yeah like committing a lifetime

of partnership to the mother of your children who is raising your next of kin and the whole time you're thinking like Like, that's cattle. Like, that's just not a human being. I can't even stand it. Cutie, do you have any...

What's cute is, um, in the lyrics of 15, you know, that she says the line where she goes, I'm going to do it verbatim because I'll mess it up. Um, she says, uh, well, in your life, you'll do things greater than dating the boy on the football team, but you didn't know it at 15. Isn't that kind of cute? That's kind of cute. You know what? She wrote that song when she was 17.

Cutie. One segment I've been in love with that you've been doing recently is a little cutie TV. And we were talking about it. We were talking about it earlier on the phone. And she was telling me about a show that she watched. And look, you got excited because you can sing the song. Because you want to sing the song. Now, folks, there was a lot of controversy about my song that I sang.

A lot of controversy. Because Will kind of killed it. Yeah, a lot of controversy. No, no, and I believe I came up with the best song and the best jingle that the world was ever heard. No, no, I really do. I think I did. And you know what? Evidently, I have really figured out that the reason why...

Are you dropping a music video, be honest. No, no, no, not that. The song didn't really get what it, the hype it deserved. Okay. Is I need to rework it a little bit. So if you guys would come up here, come out. Come out of the room with me, would you? Come out of the room?

Come with me, please. I want to show, I've been working on it. I want to show you. Awesome, we have a podcast. Come on. Come out of the room. I don't have, come on out of the room. Come on out of the room, please.

Does he have a band? We don't have mics out here. That's okay. Hey, fellas, how are we? Good. How are we, guys? I'm so good to see you. Nice to see you.

So I'm so embarrassed. How are we? You're good. How are we? Well, first of all, I'd like you guys to introduce yourselves to my podcast crew here. Hello, we are four of hearts. We are a four-man quartet. How many people learn your quartet?

Four. That's right. Hello. Gentlemen, we have been, we have practiced this. We have rehearsed this. And they gave me a lot of crap for my jingle. And I said, you know what, we need to rework it, we need to make it better. We talked about this.

This is the best thing he's ever done. You know, we came up with something fantastic. So just like we practiced, gentlemen, let's take it away. Doobo, doba-dubo-do-doo-do-doo-do-do do-doo. Doobo do-do-doo-doo. Doobo-doo-doo-dibu-doo-doo. Do-do-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-d-doo-d-doo-d-do-do do-do do-do do-do do-do do-do do. Gentlemen, I think we talked to, that was the long version. No, do not blame the four of us.

This is on you. These gentlemen are incredible. I thought we could condense it down just a little bit, okay? We had it, we had it a little too, we practiced, I know it was a little too, yeah, a little too long so if we could, that was a little too, you know, let's go to the shorten one like to practice, all right? Ready? You found your match. You found people that are taking it even longer than you.

Ready? Here we go. Doo do, do, doba do, doba doba do, doba doba doba doba doba doba do. Cutie, cutie, cutie TV! Yeah! Wow! Wow, guys, how about that? The fourth of March. How about that?

I'll tell you what. I tell you what. You're my welcome. You're incredible. Wait, wait. You're welcome. You're welcome. I thought there was a second one.

Yeah. Wasn't there another one? I thought there was a no turn. We'll listen to anything you sing. Oh, are you talking about QT TV? Hold that thought. Yeah, that sounds good. Yeah.

QTV is what you're watching. Yes! Oh my god, that's so much better! That's the version! That's so much more than the first one! That's the version! Guys, I don't think we practiced that. We did that in the car, I believe.

Oh, did you? I mean, it was okay, but it wasn't as good as the first one. Austin, that was amazing. Are we rolling? Awesome show. I say this sincerely. You have set a new bar on this podcast that we can all aspire to. That was fabulous.

That was a 10 out of 10. Thank you. If anything in the comment section is anything other than how fabulous you were this episode. I will consider it a personal slip. That was incredible. How did you keep a lid on that? I was sweating bullets because I kept bringing up kidding TV. Because I was like

you guys were talking about this TV show you like. If you guys watch the episode back, everything that predated is when you guys started talking about Taylor Swift and I was like fuck they're in the other room and they're just waiting. And I was like, oh my God, I was like sweating bullets. I was like yeah, let's quit talking about this.

Cudy clearly doesn't want to do it. Let's move on to QDTV. Oh, that's why. And I kept, like, trying to interrupt and derail. And you guys were like, no, pull up Charlie Kirk and watch that video. And I was sweating bullets because I'm like, they knew I prepped them. I was like, look, get here at 645, but just to let you know some co-hosts are. Wait, they were in there for an hour almost?

They were in there. No, not too bad. No. I told them to get here at 645 because I said, hey, some of our hosts are a little late, but I can't really tell them to be on time because I don't want them to even know there's a surprise. So just be flexible with me. Dude, you smashed it.

I was, dude, I was, I was, I was, I was really trying to keep it together. And I, that's the, you know, um, Kai even played along. Yeah, Kai and bark. No, no, no, no, no nothing. But, I was trying to get cutie to do cutie TV because I just wanted to do the jingle. Well, now you got it. Do you have a cutie TV? I do, I do have a cutie TV, but how much.

Yeah. You can't not do the cutie TV. You have to do the cute TV. It's a long one. It's a long one. It's a long episode. We can start it and then maybe we'll just, uh,

second half on the Patreon. And then you can do your version of the... No, no. I don't think I should. By the way, shouts out the four of hearts. Oh, yeah. They smashed it. Oh, they're incredible.

Incredible. And they've been... Did you send it to him beforehand? Uh, they're the youngest guys. They're the youngest guys that do a quartet in America right now. Really? Yeah. Really?

He's making shit up. He's just saying. Leave the Cortet alone. They were fabulous. They were, we had talked about this. They watched the whole podcast segment. Go way. And also, I didn't know they were going to do Will's version.

No! That's funny. I didn't know they were going to do Will's version. Oh, that's unreal. I got fucking jubated. I didn't know they practiced that. They watched the whole segment. Wow.

Because they told me they won't the whole segment, but they, yeah. I hate to say it. This might be one of our best episodes ever. This might be up there with the underwear. Yeah. So what do you've been watching, Katie? I'm not even going to sing the jingle because they, we already did it. We're not going to sing the jingle, but I mean, maybe I just, maybe I just give a synopsis on it here.

Yeah, because it's kind of a long one, which we don't have to, it doesn't have to be long. We can also cut it shorts like whatever. Essentially, you know me, documentary girl. Yeah. I watched a bad influencing. Do you know about that? No. This is what's so crazy.

It's our space, okay? Well, besides younger. But essentially, long story short, and we'll have the slideshow for the Patreon, there's this group of children that, yeah. So essentially there was a little girl who wanted to be a YouTuber because she watched Ryan open toys. Remember that guy? Yeah, Ryan swore. Yeah.

Yeah. I know. I have never seen him like. up that way for anything I've said in our long room. Yeah, it's crazy. It's crazy because, like, he was, like, the number one guy. Yeah, he was really good at opening toys. He was a little guy.

And I always wondered why. And it was because, like, kids in India who don't have access to toys were, like, watching him like crazy. Well, also, yes, that's the one. But also kids just everywhere that didn't have parents that would buy them every toy they pointed to. Yeah. And sometimes people would watch that and they'd be like, they'd want that toy for Christmas.

So, like, Brian was like. The first child influencer besides Shirley Temple. But then he got older and he was like no longer age-appropriate for some of the toys that he was opening. He was like no longer a baby. And his parents were still trying to keep it going. So he was like. Does he still open toys? I don't even know if he still does it.

Is he open like hot topic boxes now? I haven't checked in with my boy Ryan in a while. Now he does Adam and Eve commercials. I don't know how old. I did a Ryan's toy review like review at the young turn. It kind of feels like you are a fan. Look, 40 million views. Wait, but he's still-

One day ago. You understand? Wait, but is the profile picture of him when he was really young? I don't know. I don't think- Yeah, look at how old he is now. Click on his latest video. Oh my god, but he's easy.

The views, that was like, Oh my god. But they use the same profile photo is the... Yeah, look at the thumbnail. Look at the thumbnail. Come on, Ryan! You got, yeah! Yeah!

It's good. All right. Okay Oh my gosh The thumbnail they edit him to be a baby still Oh shouts out Ryan Yeah Oh my god they do

Go to go to his top videos Wait they like but they take his current face Yeah Wow You now understand why I was like What the hell is this? No because this is the one thing we found You're a fan of

Well don't say that No no no that's what it reads as It was fascinating that this, like, little child was accruing a billion views in a video. It's not better. You're Ryan's world fan. I did a video on it. He doesn't know you, little bro.

He probably not. Okay. So Ryan's world, you know, he inspired a bunch of children to be influencers. One of this children, her name is Piper Raquel. And her mom instantly became, like, her momager because she started uploading on YouTube. Yeah. And then essentially, her mom. mom, you know, is a fan of watching friends, you know, the apartment show, and she knows

that you have to have all these side characters. So she slowly started getting side characters. There's a Matt LeBlanc in it? They called themselves, no, there isn't a little Mat LeBlanc, but they called themselves the squad. Okay. And it gets dark. Why?

What happens? Well, the Patreon will tell it. I'll tell you about it. Yeah. What a cliffhanger for cutie tan. Awesome. You want to do the cutie TV song to round us out? Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do a cutie, a cutie, a cutie TV.

We'll see you on the Patreon. Patreon.com slash fear and ladies and gentlemen, see you on the other side. Peace. It's a brand new day and we're here to say we're going to sing all out to. Tonight. Some old, some news, some how do you do? We'll even try a tag. That's right, that's right. Holiday will come your way. Let all your cares just fade. There's a new and exciting joy for you if you smile when you hear your song.

It's a brand new day and we're here to say we're going to sing all out tonight. So let's get going right away. And we'll sing all we know tonight. And we'll sing all we know tonight. Tonight, tonight. We'll sing all we know tonight. All night. Night

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