Fear& - Big Day For Millennials ft. Courtney Miller | Fear&

Episode Date: April 27, 2026

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Okay, I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. Are you all? Okay. You're like, full? Checking the garments? Just not.

I hope you stick this intro. I love this. On the, on the reel. Better be on the, better make the real. The real? This is in the episode. I want to see how you perform right now. I was just going to do.

Since watching wrestling, I'm holding everybody to a higher standard. Ladies and gentlemen, let's get ready to rumbo. Welcome to the Fear Ann podcast. We are joined by a superstar of Smosh. Give it up for the talent of the weather, for the beautiful, Courtney Miller. You stuck everything. You're high energy, you botched it, you brought it back.

There were stakes, man. Thank you. Welcome to the Fairland podcast. And thank you for joining us. Thank you. Happy to be here. That was the nicest intro I've ever gotten. God damn.

Yes, I hope I didn't. Really? Oh, whoa. It was like loud. Why? What do they say normally? They're like, oh, fucking Courtney's here. It sucks.

Do we think I deterred people from, do you think people left the podcast because it was too loud? Yes. Yeah. Okay. For sure, I think people tend out.

Oh, the peeking. And the first sex is the most important because that's the most eyeballs and you destroyed our retention. No, I liked it. Should we film an alternate? No, I think. Do it. Yeah, let me do it. Oh, go ahead.

Okay. Good morning and happy Monday. Welcome to the Fear End podcast. I'm your co-host, Cudy Cinderella here with the lovely illustrious Courtney Miller. Oh, wow. I feel like at this volume, the next thing out of our mouth would be like, today we're talking about the Hambridge murders. 15 women were brutally murdered

and we're going to go through the details today. What are the Hambridge murders? No, I'm just saying it. It's like a true pod where they do like the... Oh, I was like, that's horrific. Yeah. I was hooked. Yeah.

I was like, when we're fishing women just brutally murdered. We should change the podcast to do murder mysteries. Yes. Like cold cases and stuff like that. That's what's popping right now. Love that. Still. Do you listen to true?

What do you listen to? Oh, I can't do true crime. I think I tried it once in the pandemic and I actually got scared and stopped. I can't do crime podcast. You can't do crime at all. No, well, I love crime. I love watching crime. Doing crimes.

I'm not doing crime. Well, no, I don't do crime, but like high speed chases, which are horrible, by the way, but I'll watch it. Oh, yeah. Or like, when you know, when you can like hear it's near you. Yes. That's awesome. Yes. Oh, in Los Angeles all the time.

Yeah. You're always elbow room with a car chase. What is with that? Can we, they're so dangerous. What are we trying to, why are we jeopardizing the entire public? Many localities have actually made it illegal for that reason because we have mass surveillance anyway. And if someone is actually like stealing a vehicle, you could just figure out where the landing pad of the vehicle is, where it ends up being stashed.

And, you know, you can set up a trap there. Or we have helicopters as well, which are also very costly. There's no need for-intertaining. I know. That's what I'm thinking. A gamer with a drone could get the job done. Oh, truly. Yeah.

Oh, my gosh. I love that. Yeah. I think what they've determined... Give it to XQC. Yeah. There you go. I think what they've determined is if you set an example of one person, it's going to deter everybody else.

Oh, yeah, I hope so. No. But maybe people think they're going to be famous. That's what they've determined. I don't think it's right. Right. But they've determined that. Right.

Yeah. I think it's because these guys are, they got unlimited budgets and they're bored. And this is like a fun opportunity for. for them to just like fuck things up and feel like a hero. Because there are very few circumstances where you actually have to actively engage in a car chase. And it's very true. Usually it's like, oh, let's go through the situation. Guerrilla that has stolen a car.

Bank robbery. Like, you know, at that point, it's like, even then, actually, you don't, you probably don't need to do that. But like, it's cool. I'll give them that for cool, kids. Right. You know? Trying to stop someone from going back to the future. Okay, that's true.

Why stop them? Because they could unravel. They could destroy everything. You don't want them to destroy the... Oh my God. The time... I just figured that out. What?

That they don't go back in time. It goes back to the future. They go back to the future. Oh, wait. No, they go back in time first, and then they go back to the future. Oh. Wait, no, no. No, they're going back to the future because they've been there before.

I think so. What was that they're done about? Yeah. Oh. There's the first one. They go back to the old west in the future. third one. First one, they go back, right? And then he goes back and he's like, oh my God, the timelines all change. Then the second one is like, Marty, your kids, we got to talk about

your kids. So they go to the future to deal with his children that are all fucked up. All he cared about was kissing his mom instead of like killing Hitler. No, no. That's not. It's not at all. I feel like we need to talk about that. No, he actively tried not to fuck his mom. His mom was deeply sexually attracted to him. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Oh, well, he could have just like left and gone and killed Hitler. Yeah, he should have killed Hitler. The whole point of the movie is you can't change the timeline. Well, we don't know until we change it. I've never seen back to the future.

I'm going to kill you. Why are you more mad at me? He could probably stop Dahmer too. That one's not as important. That's Lord of Levin'clock. High school student goes back and it's like, oh, Jeffrey, I got to stop you, man. How old was Ted Bundy in the 50s? That's a good one, see?

Oh, baby. I think he was a baby. There's so... Wait, wait, wait, why are they happening low-level criminals in comparison to Adolf Hitler? Well, I think more accessible. You went from Adolf Hitler to Jeffrey Dahmer and what's next? Like, a guy who pissed you off the other one? Domber is a serial care.

I know, but compared to Adolf Hitler, we're talking about like changing the trajectory. How is the Jeffrey Dahmer apologist over here? Oh, so you wanted him to live. Changing the trajectory of history, like global events. Who would you stop? Who would I stop? Ooh. I am a believer in the butterfly effect.

I do believe that. Hmm. I don't know. There was some pretty bad, there was some pretty bad smosh sketches in the past. Maybe it stopped some of those. Yeah, maybe, maybe a couple bikini girls. I love the idea of you going back to sabotage a smosh sketch.

I like that. No, that's like, you can't do this bit. It turns out horribly. It's like when people are, asked about what superpower they would have, and then they pick like the most low level one where it's like, oh, I would like to be invisible. It's like, dude, you could have so many more things.

What would you have? If I had the superpower. A choice? A pick of a litter. God. Superman's a good one. Yeah. You can only have one. You can't have laser and super strength and fly.

I mean, he does. He does. He has it all. But if I have to choose one, probably the, the, what? Oh, best one. I personally like the costume regeneration. Ooh, Will Wolverine. Unlimited, yeah.

Oh, I like that. Oh, God, this is going to be gay. Come on. Infinite climax. Okay. Why? Awesome. Why are you doing?

I knew you were going to go there. I saw a twinkle in your eye, and I was like, he's going to make this sexual. I just think that, like, explain that power. Please walk us through. As women, right, you ladies have the ability to, you have the ability to, you have the, sorry. We just, we just, we just, we just met. But is this, is this too inappropriate? No, talk to her about her orgasms.

As women, you guys have the ability to regenerate very quickly. It's called a refractory. Refract, very quick. That is funny. We have about eight to ten minutes. And I find that like when I, when I, um, bust. Yes. I,

yes, I tend to have a period of just immense depression. Yes. And all my inhibitions out the window completely. So if I have a superpower, it would be that to, to feel that. To know, to feel less. I take it back. Invisibility isn't the worst superpower. Yeah.

Can you imagine if Professor. Xavier's like, I'm putting together a super team. We have Beast, who's a man beast with blue fur. We have Cyclops who shoots lasers out of his eyes. And we have Austin's show who can come quicker than the average man.

Right after he just ejaculate shoots out of his penis, he's hard. He still has to like get hard. I'm setting the stage. I'm setting the stage. You have to stop a bank robbery and you're infinite bust. What? No.

How do you stop the bank robbery? It's my super. It's like Spider-Man. I come over everything and stop him. What? You're sexually assaulting the criminals? Okay. Also, now you're like...

No, not infinite bus. What else are you supposed to? He's getting none on us. It's not even infinite climax. You're just saying you have infinite come. What? Like you never run out? Well, infinite climax comes with infinite come.

They call them the human road. Everybody's... Oh, God. Code names Zink. Dude, I cannot wait for the fan art from this episode of you as Infinite Bust. Infinite. Unduous to X-Men. Wow.

What about your superhero? Yeah, same thing. Same thing? Yeah. I just fly, really. Yeah, it's a jewel. I think I'm afraid of flying, so that'd be nice. I could carry you and you would bust everywhere.

Yeah, yeah. Like a Chinook helicopter over a Vietnamese village. village you could just fly it over. D-D-D-Mal! T-D-M-A-T-M-A! Oh, my God. He's busting everywhere! Oh, I love this.

The problem is eventually you'd get bored of jerking off. And so you'd have to, like, you'd start getting into freaky shit. Oh, no. Oh, that's the power. Oh, that's the dark side. The dark side of infinite buzz. He's sat all the time because he hates the one thing he loved. Yeah, so eventually you'd have to get weird.

Okay, so this is, it's a wonderful life. too, but is you wishing you could come infinitely, and then you had learned the horrible life lesson. Yeah. The three ghosts of Christmas. Maybe maybe God's intention for this was meant to be. Yes.

Because then I'd have nothing to work for. What do you want the moon? I'll just on the moon for you. Wrap it around and pull it down. Okay, Corny, what would you choose as a superpower? Okay, maybe it's not considered a superpower. I would love to speak and understand every language. No, that's good. That's super, that's

super intelligence. I guess so. Or to be able to play any instrument is the more selfish one. Oh, that's awesome. Because the language of music unites us. How do you love that? Bank robbery is taking place. How do you stop the bank robbery?

I will know exactly how to hurt their feelings because whatever language they have speaking. I also think like a saxophone is very. Like everyone stops for a saxophone solo. Oh, yeah. No, that is so true. Especially with those banks. The acoustics are amazing.

The year is 1985. Everyone is expecting a saxophone so long. I've got it. I've got your superpower. You play every instrument, right? Billin's coming out. You've mastered the brown note. You just hit that deep bass chord and everybody shits themselves.

Oh, I like that. Even the innocents. Yeah. Perfect. Oh my God. It's brown note. Yeah. Brown note.

Have you heard of that? I just hope these two don't like deal with a bang together. They're all the same super team. I mean, it'd be a mess, but we'd stop the wrong. I know. I'm just fluid cleanup after the super duo. I just go in there with a hazmat suit. There's calm.

There's common shit everywhere. I love it. I love it. What a great combo. Infinite bust and Brown Note. Yeah. Write that story. Oh, I would not want that to be my name.

Oh, Brown, no. No. Like a white girl, too. I'm like, hello. Hello. It's a guy. Google Doc. it's time we talk about brown note's name

I like no doing brown face I like the name infinite bust I like it too because I feel like somebody in the 50s would have been named that but it's like I'm gonna bust you in the face yeah sucker see yeah that's how they sound in the 50s I brought you guys a little present what?

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Oh, my God. They're so tiny. Oh, my gosh. What? the hell? Is this what you're known for? No. Oh my God.

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They're falling out of a can't stand your head. My head is too bulbous. Isn't Party Boy 69 from Jackass? No. No, no. Party Boar 69 is a DJ. Everyone got really sad. I thought you were so proud of.

Yeah, but also the Party Boy from Jackass is. fun too. Like, don't make him feel bad for assaulting the public in his thong. Speaking of Jackass, I was actually watching a video that recently went viral again from old Jackass where Johnny Knoxville was getting shot at when he was young. Okay, that was kind of hot. I was on solicited. Sorry. You want to talk about it? I just had a lot of pent-up feelings. It's always solicited. You're just watching these dudes get brutalized. I was so into Were you a Johnny Knoxville? I was in Knoxville, Simp.

Yeah. Wow. Two out of two. Who wasn't? Who wasn't? Two out of two. Name a white girl in 2007 who wasn't. Were you attracted to Johnny Knoxville as well?

No, you're not. Come on your type at all. Dude, the whole jackass squad. He's lying. He just wants to be, he just wants to fit in. He just wants to fit in. He wants to fit in. But anyway, what I was going to say is Johnny Knoxville was getting shot with

with anti, less than, deterrent. Yeah. Yeah, less than lethal like anti-riot weapons. Oh, look at him. And he, he had gear on. He had like a vest on. He had a cup on, right? And they shot him in the belly instead of in the chest because if they shot him in the chest, even with the vest, he could possibly die. And he was like, oh my God, people get like, you know, they use this on people. They use this on innocence. And I was thinking like, wow, that was 20 years ago. Now they just unloaded into motherfuckers. Yeah, that's true. Those things. I mean, you have. I should get shot with one.

But I have almost been shot with one on numerous occasions. Oh. Well, I knew that, but like you should do, you should do jackasses on. I'm good. Okay. I think it's a marketing move that would make you more approachable to the youths. Yeah. To the youths.

I agree. And I think. Well, I'm 34, and I think I'm probably not going to do that. I wouldn't have guessed that. I don't know anybody's ages ever. How old did you think we were? You could be, you could be 28. You were the best.

You know, like those high school students where it's like, Jesus Christ, you work at a gas station. Like, you know what I mean? Like you have a beard, high school students that just looks so grown up. Yeah. You give that vibe. I feel like. A grown high school student vibe. Yeah. Okay.

I'll take it. But like a big one. You're that one that always spoke up in the class that the teacher like hated you but loved you. You know what I mean? Oh, Hassan. Oh, Hassan. Oh, stupid, stupid sexy Hassan. And these are the glasses that his Spanish teacher in high school wore.

Yeah. This is making light of something very serious, but did you guys see that pedophile teacher on? Cudy. That, what? He's in love. We got to talk about your transitions. That was crazy.

Well, he was, so we were talking about him in high school, and I figured he would hit on his teachers. So what about the pedophile teacher? I'm sorry. We just brought up an experience that's universal. So everyone goes to high school. And your first thought was, hey, what if you were victim to a sexual assault and statutory rape?

That's where you went with that. Let me offend you. Thank you. It's a natural through line. Okay. All right. Well, keep going. So pedophile teacher.

So there's that pedophile teacher. I don't know her last name. I think it's her last. Well, I don't know her first name. Her last name is Beck. Yeah. And they've released the text. This kid crazy victim, two teachers he's hooking up with, like insane.

So this school has two. pedophile female teachers. Yeah. Anyway. Oh my God. Did they fight one another? No, they didn't. But the one, I think her name is Haley.

Miss Beck, we'll call her. We'll use her legal. Miss Beck. She like ratted out on the other teacher and then it led to her getting this because she was jealous. That's insane. It's even more insane is like they released the text and this high school boy was so mean to this like 26.

year old woman that's sleeping with him and giving him money, by the way. Like the whole time he's like, he's like, yeah, it's so nice. You're kind of like having a speed dialed porn star. Without the body, though, you don't have a porn star body. And it's just like, he was just brutal to her. And it made me laugh because you can be mean to pedophiles. Yeah, of course. Well, kids are allowed to be assholes because they're kids.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, especially also. And you definitely can't fuck them. To pedophiles. Yeah. Yeah, definitely not.

Brave, definitely not. Thank you. I'm glad that we had the... The Fear and podcast is anti-pedophilia. Just wanted to put that in our heart stances. Yeah, you want us to do a PSA real quick? Should we do it in the sunglasses? Yeah.

No, I think we got to be formal. Yeah, I just get a little insecure because I don't think I look very good in them. That's the point of child sunglasses. I think they kind of fit my head. That's... Actually, I think they do fit you. When they're for kids, they make them... So like bendy so they don't break

Because they're a kid And they're really For fat kids Oh my God So that is a one size fits all They certainly can How do you What do you feel about

Childhood obesity? Oh you know Obesity No That's an impossible I'm sure You know Honestly let's dive in

You guys Yeah What do you want to talk about this week? I was curious like So y'all are all Full Time content people Like you guys all Like this is the full time gig

Right He's a full-time podcaster Well, I'm a full-time. Sometimes I do other things. Baker. I'm a baker. I'm a baker. See, Courtney, here's the deal.

This is what I realize is that no matter how much work I do, no matter how many things I do, they will always say that I don't do anything. So you know what? I decided I'm not going to do anything. Because I worked for the first part of this year just nonstop. Everything pumping out content right and left. Okay. Nobody even knew what the next thing was going to go. Foon, foo, foo.

Infinite content. Oh my God, infinite content. From infinite bus. And they kept saying, they were like, oh, well, he doesn't work. And I was like, you know what? Fuck you. I'm going on vacation. Where'd you go?

Home. At home. I don't know. I've got a few vacations planned this year. Idaho. Tera hot Indiana. No, I'm going to Porta Vyarta Pride. Okay.

And then I'm going to Berlin Pride. Okay. And then I'm going to Amsterdam Pride. But in the middle of that, I'm going to a concentration. camp. He's going to tour. Right. To visit.

It never gets any easier. It never. It never gets easier. But I'm not, my grandfather was a World War II veteran. Right. And he liberated one of those camps. Oh, wow. In the middle of the trip, we're going to take a break.

Is it that camp? Well, I don't know. Well, we're going to, one that's a similar camp. We don't know. No, I know, Caleb. That was the Eastern. Yeah. Yeah.

That was the U.S. Right. Right. No. My grandfather was not in Russia. No, I know. I was saying your grandfather didn't liberate the camp you're going to. Oh, no, no, no.

Yeah, he didn't. I don't think so. Yeah. I don't know. That would be crazy. But I'm going to pay homage and then, you know, there was a lot of homosexuals that sadly passed away. No, I think Caleb Heron talked about going to one of those.

What? The topics are just falling in, aren't they? Yeah. No, but that's cool. But I am going to pay respects, of course. So anyway. I was going to correct to you because you. did say you were going to pay homage at one point, which is not.

Oh, is homage? That's like if you did your own, like, tribute concentration camp. Yeah. He's going to. No, you're paying respect. Paying respect. You know, words are complicated. They're so hard.

So, anyway, those are my vacations. I go on a lot of them. Okay. But, yeah, I do work sometimes. Why do you ask about us being full-time content created? Well, so I have a podcast I host. I've been hosting for almost a year called URL where I interview internet people and decide whether or not they're allowed to be on the internet and so i was just curious we're

all knows we should all be removed you know that honestly i think the world is better off if no one was online ever again but oh you're a ludite what's you saying a ludite i agree what's that it's someone who has rejected technology and wants to walk away from it if only i could i mean my job you are a lottie wow i've never heard that word before so i have this theory that like the next great counterculture revolution will be like children walking away from tech. I mean, people have been turning to physical media a lot, like getting the VHSs, the old TVs. But, but yeah, I was curious.

They're like flip phones. They get like burner phones now that are limited. So that they're like not as tapped in. You know what? You're kind of right because I tried to have the new Motorola razor last year. It does not work if you're a content creator full time. I had a burner friend in high school to text nudes on. So I want to get caught.

So you want to get caught. Yeah, I was more. I was Mormon. You were Mormon. I know. I've been told the internet has shipped us. I'm sorry. You have a separate nude phone. I got it from Walmart. $30. Wait, but I don't understand. If the nudes, if you're still sending your own nudes, then it doesn't matter. I was catfishing. What? What? Okay, so that's the more interesting part of the story.

You were sending other people's nudes. No, I was sending my own nudes. But I needed to know if my boyfriend in high school was cheating on me. No. Pretend to be someone. With the girl I made up. Oh my God. What was her name? What was her name?

It was Amanda. Okay, Amanda. Uh-huh. And what was her personality? She went to a different school. She had black hair because I had blonde hair. And she was like cool. She liked camping.

So you're saying she connected with this man. Facebook. So you. Because I knew he was. I knew he was cheating on me. Well, he was if you. So then he tracked him down with all this interest.

Wow. Wait, so he wasn't cheating on you with anybody else? No, he was. Hold on. But I found out through Amanda. I got, I'm so, Wait, Amanda, you're... Me.

Wait, but, cutie, but I'm so confused. This was your boyfriend. Yeah, but he's cheating on me. Nobody was cheating on me with other people. But you're catfishing him with your own photos. Body shots. Do you not think that he would... Those old phones, you could barely make out detail.

It was like, yeah. I think that's the nipple. Also, no, because I was Mormon, so he didn't have sex or anything. He didn't know what I looked like. Oh, so he didn't know what you looked like. Well, and I, But you sent him actual nudes?

It was for like a bra pick. Yeah. But I did some of those. Well, it's funny. I wonder if you had the same complex as me as a Mormon in the high school where I would try to, oh, maybe you don't. No, I just love that. The Mormon in the high school. The Mormon in high school.

I left. I left. Okay. I'm out. I'm out. Are you out? Okay. You're like, full?

And I'm checking the garments. Yeah. There's nothing. One of them has a wire on. Directly to the Mormon. Church, shit, we're made, we're made. You're feeling like that shoulders? Yes, yeah.

Yeah, so I, what was I going with this? What did I do? You were sending nudes of yourself to your boyfriend. Complex when you're Mormon is, I didn't kiss Tatella 16, of course, because you're not supposed to. Were you a ho?

Did you? Damn. Were you a lit, hungry harlot? I was thirsty as fuck. I was desperate to break every rule, unfortunately. You were? I love that.

But like, my family was so chaotic. growing up. I think rules just felt like a challenge. I know, I know. I was a real Mormon. Okay. Damn. Wow. Oh, shit. Kitty just turned heel. I was definitely like a weird Mormon. I was, I was somehow bullied by Mormons.

No, me too, too. Yeah. I mean, but that's just normal. That is part of it. That's like, like how I just did it to you where I was like, oh, well, I was a real Mormon. Yeah, I fell right into the penning order. Yeah. Don't worry. That's how it works. Yeah, no, my family still does it to me. Will, I've been looking for a razor that's been in the game for a long time. Well, there are only a few like that. Really? I would like to suggest my favorite, Harry's.

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But I, as well, I'm going to assume you didn't have this complex. But because I didn't want to break the rules. And God, you can't have sex or do anything before marriage. But I waited until I was 16 to kiss. But in order to get, like, my boyfriend in high school for him to touch my boobs, I thought a loophole was so that if I put band-aids over my nipples, then God wouldn't know. Wow.

you walked so soaking could run. Yeah. That's crazy. Thank you. That's wild. Did you think that you could dupe God into thinking that it was a medical necessity to be fondled? I mean, people do it with anal all the time. A medical necessity to be anal.

No, they doop. They dupe God with anal. Oh, that was good. I've been duping God this whole time. Yeah, he doesn't know. You're still a virgin. You see. Yeah.

Yeah. So you didn't have anything like that then because you were just like, you were like a cool Mormon. I didn't, nobody touched my boobs for a very long time. I was, but I was kissing left and bright. Really? Yeah, I was out there in those streets. You didn't wait until you were 16? No, I was going to the bar mitzvahs and getting a kiss.

Wow. In a Shirley temple. Wow. Bar mitzvahs were wild. Those were incredible. Like, I was so lucky. I grew up in a town where there was a big Jewish community. So there was, like, near outside Calabasas.

Okay. But yes, I still a family. Yeah. How did you end up? It's California. There's a lot of more. There's a bunch of, and plus my parents were divorced, so I had to go to multiple churches.

And so it just, ah, ah, yeah. It was crazy. They were still holding it down. Are they still active? My family? I think only my mom. Oh, I see. Only my mom.

Yeah. Jesus everywhere in her house. Right. Yeah. No crosses. Crosses were weird for. Jesus is. Mormons don't do crosses.

They do needles. Blonde blue eye Jesus? Hmm? Blond. Oh. No, brunette blue-eyed Jesus. Beverly Hills, Jesus. Like the little Bob where the parents here and the, the, like, beard has clearly been, like, trimmed and lined up.

Botox. Yeah. Yeah. They had man's good. Super muscular. Yeah. Yeah, gorgeous, gorgeous. He looks good for 33, Jesus.

He does. Is that when he died? Yes. Famously. Yeah. Really, 33. I'll be damned. I'm almost as old as Jesus was.

Hey. Whoa. Got a crucifing. Time to go. Nail me to a cross. I'll be damned. To answer your question, though. I think that I am going to move away from content creation and pursue wrestling full-time.

Because I went to WrestleMania this weekend. Oh. And I had a fantastic time. Shout out 2K games. I had a fantastic time, you guys. The pageantry at wrestling is amazing. I wish I was there. You all seem to.

I'm waiting to hear that. I laid that out. And you guys are like, no, I love it. I'm here for it, Will. Listen, I get it. Let's get rid of a number. That's not true. That's boxing.

No, I'm tapped in. You know I've been tapped in. You know I've talked about this. I won, I won time a few years ago got invited to go to a wrestling event at the, the fucking arena in L.A., the clippers, the, the Staples? The Staples Arena, whatever. Staples Center. Went to the Staples Center, and I was talking shit about it.

I was like, this is fake. This isn't real. I'm not going to enjoy it. Next thing you knew, I had a 24-ounce beer in the, my hand going on, yeah, cheering them on because it really, it's drag for straight guys. Yes. That's what you said. That's what I said. It's fantastic.

I had a great. Ria was incredible. He loves Ria. She's queen, man. That was baddie city. I get those reels. Yes. Yeah. I'm like, I want to just dress like that. It was awesome and I took a few edibles which really kind of took it to the next level.

How many milligrams? Ooh, enough. Really? Yeah. But I was, okay, so first question, wrestling persona. Have you guys ever thought about what your wrestling persona would be? Infinite Bust volume 2. Infinite Bust could be a good wrestling persona. That's pretty good, yeah.

Yeah. I don't know. I feel like he could really lean into being a communist and be a villain. Oh, that's funny. The Turkish sickle, he comes out and he's like, I'm going to take your money away, Americans. I mean, there is a, there is an equivalent to what I would be. The Irish sheep.

No, not the Irish sheep. There's a Muhammad Muhammad. Oh, yeah. Famously not a, famously not an Arab man, actually. Right. I think he was Italian, if I remember. I remember. Yeah, or Muhammad.

And he would like, he would come out. He was supposed to be, he was supposed to be the heel. But if you look back at some of his commentary, from back then with today's perspective, you're like, wait, he was actually not wrong at all. He's like, you come to our, you come to our neighborhood and you kill our people. And everyone's like, boom, fuck you. Muhammad. But like, you watch it now and you're like, wait, but he was like, he was like, he was like

not wrong at all. I think we should do a wrestling match. They had to cancel his character because I think like. Because his name was Mohammed, Muhammad. No, no, because like actually like an ISIS attack or something happened. It's so close to like. Yeah. One of the events that they were just like, oh, this is a little tasteless.

But he had like, he had like his IRGC style guys that were like, they would wear the ball of and they would come out. They'd beat the shit out of people. It was awesome. That's awesome. Have you ever considered what kind of wrestler you'd be? I want to be just like a mean girl. Yeah.

Yeah. Like a mean. Whoa. Oh, my love that. Okay. What if Regina George was like a wrestler? You know what I'm saying? Like little flip foam bubble gum.

I love it. You're like a popular girl. Yeah, I love hyperfem very like girly stuff as a character. Yes. Yeah, that'd be really fun. I feel like I kind of have because I have a drag persona is. She's not really a drag persona, but it was a character that it was originally a parody of Tanna Mojo for like sketches in the past. And then she's kind of just become her own thing.

Her name was Brianna Boho. So unique. You already have your wrestling persona. She wears like the fishnets in the athletic shorts. I love that. I love that. Thank you. Yeah, no, I do.

I do. I love it. I love the enthusiasm with that. Yeah. Well, no, it's good. No, it's good. I think it's so, like, amazing when, like, they just beat the shit.

What are you saying? I want your character to beat the hell out of men specifically. I love that. So empowering. But I feel like she could be the villain in that way, too. Just be the mean girl. That's her name. Yeah.

So the one drawback of going to WrestleMania and having a bunch of fun on edibles was that I got very lost in the hotel because my key card desensitized. Oh, yeah. So Gabe and I, shouts out Gabe, our editor, were lost for 45 minutes

in the ninth floor of the area. Oh, my. The area. Wrong hallways. It felt like I was in the back rooms. Oh, no. Yeah, we couldn't even find the elevator again. Oh, no, you couldn't find the elevator.

So you both were zooted? We were both suited. Oh, that's just terrible. Better to be together than alone. I was laughing a lot. Gabe was kind of panicking. Yeah. I mean, I get upset.

It's nothing more just debilitating when you get to your room after a long night and then you hit the card and it gives you red. Oh, that's fucked. Yeah. Fuck. And then you got to go downstairs and get another key. And, you know, and then you get.

Yes, I hate that. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Right? Is that relatable?

So relatable. Would you fight as pretend for fun? I would fight as pretend for fun. I would feel like I'd be closest to like a Liv Morgan type. I'd want to go like a Harley Quinn. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. There are kind of two girls right now with that bit. Shout on Alexa Bliss also. But her outfit, this wrestling, can I show you to these outfits? I'll see them. Marsh, please pull up. I will never be sad about looking at a hot girl. And Charlotte Flair.

they had the best costumes I've ever seen at WrestleMania. They had matching costumes. One was a butterfly and one was a moth. Okay. And they were like over the top, man. These outfits were crazy. Sick. You could be a baker persona.

Okay. And you would hand him with the cakes. I could like come out of a cake too. Look at this. Yes, come out of a cake. Yeah, that'd be awesome. Look at these costumes. Yeah, this is drag for sure.

Insane. Okay, they're going to move. They're going to move. Do the wings move? And then watch. Charlotte Flair come out. Hers is like insane. Yeah, go forward to a little bit much.

This weekend? What? This happened this, yeah, this is. Oh my God, it was packed. 60,000 almost. People love WrestleMania. I went a few years ago to something like this. Dude, look at Charlotte Flair's

wings. Insane. Insane. Dude, this is drag. Like, this is. Yeah, I mean, I want a little more. Wait, do they fight with the wings on or no? Yeah.

They took all this off. But like, I keep trying to tell people like the intersection of wrestling and like camp and just like pageantry there are so many people that would get into wrestling if they could get past like some of their preconceptions of like oh this is like silly or whatever like buy into it just accept that it yes yeah i feel like it's like it's like wrestlingania um working at medieval times oh like the pirate dinner then and then and then working at the rent fair yeah and then going to the romever that's the gateway i feel like that's the I feel like I would have done medieval times acting or like pirate dinner acting in life.

I feel like you'd be good at that. It's just fun because it's like so silly. What if what if we do like we make a YouTube video where we cast and host like we rent out medieval times but it's like just like our crew. Oh my God. I love it. That would be so funny. Yeah. We can invite fans and make sure they don't have guns.

All around. No guns. Yeah. No. Only nines. No. Only blunderbuss. She could.

You couldn't even get through the hypothetical idea without having like a mini-patic. We need to have. Double security. That is fair. Here's a suggestion, and I don't know why. It's free ball for anybody who wants it. Medieval times, but shogunate. Oh.

Yeah. Japanese period. I don't know why they don't do that. You got ninjas. I would go to that. I think that would go hard. I would like that. And I would be the samurai.

Give me a samurai armor, please. Hell yeah. And let me do. The last samurai. Yeah. And then let me cut stuff. with it. Have you watched the Shogun? That show? Yeah. I love

that show. The Japan's. It was pretty good. I think the second season is going to be butt cheeks. That's crazy. Am I crazy? I never watched it. I never remember. Like, I want my men. What do you mean? You don't remember the suicidal goddural? That was the peak

character. I don't remember. It's so good. I feel like I do that with every TV show I watch. It's then the second season comes out and I'm like, fuck, I don't remember anything. Oh yeah. I always wish that. I mean, I guess YouTubers can do that now or they can give a little TLDR of the person to get back into it. Do you watch Survivor?

I don't. Okay. I used to as a child. I thought we were going to be best friends. I'm just like, Sam, I'm trying to figure it out. Because people online have been saying we're supposed to be best friends. Have you ever seen that? Is that just me?

I've definitely seen. I think maybe they're just looking for me to have a friend. I'm sorry. Never mind. I'll kill myself. No, no. No, stupid. Are you open to having your friends?

I'm just wondering. We're both Mormon. They just say that we're both Mormon and we used to both Mormon. blonde. No, it's funny. You already took away her Mormon. Cutie, we were supposed to collab a long time ago.

I know, I DM'd you. And then I DM'd you back. You did? No. Pull it up. Pull it up. Man, I just hate when I go out for an evening

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Shit. I just assumed you hated me. No, I literally DM'd you back. And then Ted Nipuson talked to me and was like, hey, you should, you should get back here. And I was like, okay, I will. That's so funny. Oh, no. Wait, can you do it as your wrestling persona and read like a mean girl?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Oh, where are the mess? What are the freaking updates on these DMs? That's what I'm saying. Oh, no. Cudy deleted the messages. Oh, she got them.

Oh, no. What about me? Wait, you replied? What did you say? What did you say? Okay. Oh, that's a wall of text that was not answered. Oh, my God.

Wait, I'm so sad. Wait, we could have been something. Who's the Regina George now? You like fully introduced yourself. Yeah, you didn't know who I am. When was this? What year was this? Oh my God.

This is when I was still doing wine about it with Maya. Yeah, it was forever ago. So, let's not talk about your ex. But I miss her. So Maya's my ex. I've been looking. I've been looking. And we get jealous when she talks about her on our pun.

But she's doing great things. Shout out TED Talk and Maya. I want you to know. You did. I did. I said, hello, my lady. I know. You introduced you.

I said, I know you. I don't want to be creepy. Okay. Wait, stop. Read that top again because it's as, if that was a man, that is the creepiest. Hello, milady. I know you, but I don't want to be.

You hit her with a Reddit, Riz? I said, hello, my lady. I know you. You don't know me. But I know you, not creepy. Thank God you. Wanted to introduce myself. And then I said, I was hoping you would maybe be willing to come on wine about it.

It's my girly pop podcast. Wait, hold on. You're invited her on Wine About it, but you weren't invited her on the fear. podcast? She's a girl. Yeah, but so are you. Where? What? You're a woman. Only in the ways to count. You always complain that there's not enough feminine energy on this podcast. I know, but okay. Whose fault is it? Respectfully. So sometimes I feel like whine about it's like my tester,

it's a safe space for girls. And then if you can hang, I'll be like, you should come to the crazy ones. Because sometimes you'll come, because if you go and whine about it, you can talk the whole time, you come in here, it's like fighting for your life. You know what I'm saying? So that's what it was. Critics say it went. and love the Fear Ann podcast. Critics say. I knew the energy I was getting into. I'm used to a bunch of rowdy boys.

Oh my gosh. I'm going to... I'll reply to you. Okay. Okay. Okay. So, I have to email you. I also have to...

I also have to say, you offered me your email yesterday. What the fuck? What do you want me? I'm not robping? I'm not going to email you. I also have to come clean because this... You can text me.

No, I'm going to start emailing. This podcast is coming a little late later than it should. Yeah, that's true. And I have to take full responsibility for that. Yeah, Austin, and speak on it. Courtney DM me on February 2nd. You damn him and not me? Well, I did deem you.

Some of us are responsive. Wait, now I'm offended. On February 2nd, 2026, that was this year. And I didn't respond until April 7th. Okay, but who uses Discord DMs? That was Instagram. That was Instagram. I meant Instagram DMs.

Just to-I use Discord DMs. I heard about that you're a discredit. Yes. Wait, how did you hear that? Probably Ted. Oh, I don't know. That's nice. Those are the rumors I want spread about me.

Oh, you know what? It wasn't. It was the team for Anthony's channel. Oh, Padilla. Oh, my God. Sorry. Wow, cool. My reputation is awesome.

I never messaged you on Discord. I always text you. I message you on Discord. Oh. I don't see them. Sorry. I'm happy we did this. He doesn't work.

Will, you were saying, what we were saying? I work on. Oh, I just want to clarify. I didn't ignore any of your message. Correct. That's correct. Did I?

No. You may have. There is no way in hell he's answering your messages. No, I know. I have to go through his assistant to stay here. I think Hassan, I think you love to be inaccessible. That's what I've got. That I literally can't see you right now.

Yeah. That's not my fault. Will always body blocks me. You love it. You love it. What's your Instagram? Are you following? And what is it?

Co-Mil. I don't even know if we might probably do it because we just got yourself a follower. You just got yourself a follower. You collaborated before, but it was on a charity event. Mm-hmm. And I hung out with his dog more than him. Yeah. This is how I do it here.

I've been staying here for several days. I've only seen a couple of times. Oh, you sent me a DM just yesterday. Yeah, no, I know. And I have not seen it. It was me because I was nervous. You weren't going to reply. What?

Oh, my God. No, I'm on top of it. I'm on top of it. You were good, you're going to send me info. If y'all wanted me to come on the podcast. No. I knew. Unreliable, Austin.

Wait. Wait, did you, wait. Were you like, I don't know what this is happening with that? No, to be fair. I sent yours and then I immediately sent his because I'm a fail safe girlie. I'm a plan of F&D. I was on top.

When it comes to this podcast, I fly in for this every week. You know that? It doesn't have to do that. I live in Oregon. He can just get a place here. I'm in Portland. I'm Portland based.

And I, because I love Portland. You know it's my home. And I stay here at Hassan's house and I'm starting to get a little kind of like I feel a little insecure about staying here. Really?

Okay, speak more. I think you should. Do you feel like you don't have a place? No, because I feel like I'm, I feel like I'm, overstaying my welcome. Correct. Hassan, is he overseeing?

Yes. Well, and he says that, and I don't really believe him, but I'm starting to believe it. That it's true. Yeah, he does. Because last night, before I went to bed, we were all sitting on the couch. It was me, his dad, and I was, I took an edible, and I was a little stone, and I started get a little insecure because they started speaking Turkish, and I'm like, are they talking shit about me?

Were you? I was like, I was like, I was like, oh, my God. Because the moment I went to bed, they immediately switched to Turkish, and I was Oh my God, open up the Google Translate, hold it to the door. I was like, that's a little strange. And then I like walk back in the room. That's a little strange. You know, my father are speaking in their native language in her home.

This is strange. We're in America. I just thought, I don't know. It was just oddly, the timing when I left immediately went to Turkish. His dad always prefers to speak in Turkish. Well, I know. And so anyway, but I, this is what happened. But it was weird.

So let me set the tone. I am said, hey, I'm going to bed. And I said it. Good night, Daddy. Mu, mu, yeah, in English. Um, because I don't speak Turkish. Um, so I, it's good that you, yeah.

So I said, I'm going to bed and then I walk upstairs and I left the room and then I hear them, you know, like, I don't know if that was like a good of Turkish. That was like, what did he say? That's on. Oh. No. No. Like, you know, I don't, I'm not trying to be offensive.

Too late. But anyway. If I've learned anything from the internet. Yeah, they start speaking, uh, Turkish. And I, then I have to come back to the room because I forgot something. And I felt like. Like, they kind of got quieter in Turkish, and I was like, oh, shit. None of those things happened.

Dude. Anyway. If I know how to speak Turkish. The real experience was just we did not. It was not remarkable at all. So they're talking and all he hears is homosexual. Yeah. So anyway.

And then he hits me with this. This is what I really started to overthink it. And I, he says, so what time you leaving Tuesday? Wow. Hassan said that to you? I asked to figure it out. Yeah, because he, but you know, somebody asks, hey, when are you getting out of here? So I think I'm going to, I'm going to leave a little early.

It's crazy. You're such a, you're such a bitch. You can come stay at my house. No, it's okay. I'm going to go stay at the airport. I'm going to sleep. I'm going to sleep. No.

This guy, this guy comes to my house. Use it like a hotel for fucking three days and then I'm still the village. I always extend that invitation to him. If he wants to come stay at my house. It doesn't work that way. If you want to come stay at his hotel, you'd be coming. Stay at my hotel. It doesn't work that way.

Right. But Austin has now started bribing us. What? I realize, like, or maybe because he's like stone, he'll order too much food. And then he'll be like, hey, here, he wasn't, hey, he was a French fries. That's so nice. I've been eating, because his dad repurposes everything. So I put his, I put, I put, like, pita bread and, you know, he makes use of it.

He'll have the pita bread. Yeah. Austin gets by the fries, I always ask him if he wants food, if I order it, I've been cleaning up after myself. Did you just call eating leftovers repurposing?

Yeah. I literally couldn't follow what you were saying. Right? Isn't that what you do? Is this repurposing food? He's a conservation. Repurposing means it's like, are you using this pita bread

for like painting your house? Spackling. No, no, but reheating. But he'll use it like my pita was for my chicken. I forget what it was, but I'm Lebanese, and it was a Lebanese. And so... This isn't unnecessary. So I thought perhaps he's using the pita for a Turkish dish.

Love it, love it. So that's kind of what I meant by repurposing. Yes. Okay. My dad got him pastries and I ate it. Yeah. I wouldn't let him have it. Well, he tried to give me a pastry at like at like 9 in the morning or 11 in the

morning and I just, I can't start my day. Can't start my day, especially when I was making pastry at Master Baker. What did you win? Well, I didn't win. I got last place and I tied to last place. But I have a question. You couldn't even win last place. You got tied?

Austin, I want you to know that after you left, multiple people were like, I think Austin was really upset. Oh, really? He was. He was. He was. He came in. No.

He came like a wrecking ball. No. He was like, oh, I'm pissed. No. No, I didn't. What did you make? I was, I actually wasn't upset until the last day.

Because I put everything. I put my heart and soul into it. And I think you guys are right. Like my food, it wasn't edible. It wasn't edible. You got second for your muffin. I was irritated because I thought that these people made something that at least mine was

what we were supposed to make. They made things that tasted better. Yeah, he was, he was pissed off. I thought that they were. They were cheating by making at a bakery competition, edible things. If I was ever to do Master Baker, I would just make chocolate chip cookies

in different shapes. Like if you wanted a muffin, I would just pour... Put it in a muffin tin, yeah. I kept using the same batter. But, cutty, I actually... But the batter was bad. I actually had a wonderful time.

Was this with Trevor and Josh? Yeah, yeah. Okay. You were set up to fail because they... Well, yesterday was... Yesterday, we had Rosanna, Patrick, and another Josh, Josh Elkin. But you know, did I look like I had a good time

the whole time? You did until you lost. But I was invested. I think the problem was is he set himself up for like, he like really, he was really confident. He pulled his one scone out of the oven so he couldn't taste it or tested or anything. He pulls out of the oven and he starts cheering audibly. Yeah. He's like, yeah, look at this.

Look at this. Look at my name. He's like telling everyone. And then we go to cut into it and somehow he made like paper machet. Like it was, it was crazy. It was crazy. No. It was like, it looked so good.

It could have been a display scone. It was really, it was textbook. I think it was. It could have been. It would have never molded. It was just flower and water. He's gotten fourth place over somebody who, your batter was just flour and water.

It was flour, water, and sugar. Okay. It was bad, dude. And blueberries. I don't bake. Baking is math cooking. I can't do with that. It's so much math and science.

That's a good way putting it. Because when I make, the stuff that I make, I'm just throwing shit in. It's all vibes. Hoping for the best. Hoping for the best. And it usually goes well. But baking it's harder.

Once you learn the basics of baking, you do, you can just throw shit in for vibes. Yeah, that's elite. You're a baker. Thank you. Thank you. That's why I said it. I was hoping to get a compliment on that. Well, thank you so much.

You read a fantastic competition because I think, I think it's important to get people like me invested and angry because that's part. That's good TV. Yeah. This is his cop. He came back and he was like, well, at least I made good television. You did make good television. Yeah.

Everyone said you were the best storyteller. Oh, well, thank you. I kept telling this. What he lacked in skill, he made up for telling incredible stories, apparently. Yeah, I told a story. We covered this last week on the Fair Am podcast, but I told a story about a mother who died tragically, or almost died tragically in a car accident,

but if not for her, what was it? You made an Eclare. I'm not making a clear. Yeah, that was fed through a feeding tube. She would have not survived. That being said, the awkward. part was that one of our judges had actually lost his mother in a car accident, and I didn't know that.

That would happen to you. That's unfortunate left. It did. No, no clear for her. So was this real, was this real that that happened to somebody? No, I made up the story. Wow. And that's improv.

Wow. And that's art at the end of the day. So sometimes you got to take big chances. You got to take big swings. My thought process was that if you come up with a story of tragedy and trial and tribulation, that that'll somehow make the food taste better. It wasn't even about you. No.

It's marketing. Very Disney of you. Yes. See? Parents died. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Right. Wow. So anyway, I wanted to make, because originally the mom was going to die in the story. But then you didn't want to do that because my mom did. Yeah. Yeah. And I knew Slime's mom had died. I just didn't know she died in a car accident.

Right. Oof. Yeah. Unfortunate selection of story. Did you write it that morning and final draft? I just kind of came. I came up with it on the spot. He's an artist.

Yeah. I came up with it. And then the other one was a coming out party. where somebody was just a lot of stories. You're taking swing. You're taking swings. Absolutely. We play a lot of games and there's a lot of competition at Smosh.

And some people are genuinely competitive. I just like to have a good time. Yeah. Yeah. I'm genuinely competitive and I always lose. It's terrible. What's the worst loss you've ever had in game? Oh my God.

So many. So many. So many. Riveting. Twitch rivals. Yeah. Twitch rivals. I stopped doing it.

because I was just I was constantly getting destroyed. I won my first one at WrestleMania. They had a 2K tournament and I won it. Oh, hell yeah. I know. He's the most competitive here. Oh, for sure. Yeah, there's been events where they'd have to go to Will and be like, turn it down.

And he'll be like, okay. Like, he can adjust, but you do how to, he's like just a winner at heart. Every game physical sport that I've ever played with him, he breaks up. You know what it is? A bone or? A bone. I don't even care about winning. I want to be pushed to my absolute fucking life.

You fucking care about winning, you seven minutes. I know you care about winning. I've been on a team with you. I'll lose, but as long as I gave my best, if I lose, I'm okay. No, you definitely want to win. You definitely want to win. We did the Twitch rivals together. No, that's different.

The French were literally shitting on us. And I started to get pissed because the French were talking shit. Yes. And it became like a national. The fucking French. It became racist. Nationalistic. Is that a bad thing to say?

No. Okay. It became national. Nationalistic where I was like Americans versus the French and fuck the French they surrender all the time You know what I mean? Yeah, except they whipped you up Can you tell me more about all the different shows you do? I feel like you do so many Yeah, I mean Smosh I was saying this morning It is a content factory, but like a cool content factory

Like there's no kids at the factory It's an ethical one It's adults who act younger than they are It games together I get that Yeah, I was just talking about how we are trying these things called double units because we have a big cast. There's like up to 14 of us. And so I didn't know that.

There's a bunch of us. And so we started to do this thing where we're filming two videos at once in our new studio. So we're filming 10 videos a day. Wow. And it's like playing a board game, doing improv games,

podcasts, Reddit stories, and we're all very tired at the end of the day. But we've left a lot. That's the goal. Yeah, of course. But do you do that every day? We'll do like a week-long shoot typically, and then we'll have like a week off and then another week.

Are you professionally trained in improv? I think the majority of my improv experience is from Smosh because I, guys, I've been there for 11 years. Yeah. Wow. It's been a long thing. I did comedy sports before that, but it was, it's a lot of my improv experience is just. I want to just doing it. You should do like an improv class?

Oh, yeah. And we actually have like, so Amanda on the cast, she's an improv teacher, but she'll bring in other improv teachers like once a month and we'll do like a workshop. together. I think even if you're not in performing of any kind, you should take an improv class. It's genuinely good for your brain. I want to take one. I love that you said that. It's true. I want to take one because I have a lot of shame. Perfect. And I think that I think that I, if we can start going together. Yeah. We both have a lot of shame. Yeah. Guys, take one together. Like, no joke. It's so fun because if you, if a scene goes bad or you fail the game, everybody claps for you. Yes. That's the thing is like, I think I get embarrassed a lot if something doesn't go over and I care about what people think. And I just

want to let go of that. We both of us need to do that. Rejection therapy. Would you, would you do that with me? Yeah, I would do a class with you. I feel like you just were in a thousand yards there. I was just thinking about it.

I was a theater kid growing up, but I never got any of the roles I ever wanted. You were a theater kid? Yeah. I was a theater kid a little bit. What was your, what's your biggest role? My biggest role was Bianca and Taming of the Shrew.

Wow. What about you? Mine was Lily in Annie. And you might be like, who's Lily? She's Rooster's girlfriend And Rooster is the guy that kidnaps Annie So I sang Easy Street

Not a solo But closest I ever got She also played Britney Spears one time Yeah she did Yeah we should probably pull that up I don't know if you need to see that That feels like second day material I mean you're trying to court her as a friend

Let's start with your best stuff We can pull that up and then Yeah we can pull that up I'd love to Why? I want to watch it Why did you get weird about it? He was thrown to the Patriot.

No, no, we're not there yet. No, we are there. Okay, I have a question. Really quick, who's in charge here? No one. It's me. What do you mean? I just wanted to know.

Hold on, hold on. When you got here, who did you feel like was in charge? Well, the man who opened the door for me, you think Hassan is in charge. Wait, did he open the door? There's a good chance of him. Well, I opened it myself and he was right there. Yeah, but then he opened it with a goddamn it Austin. You're in charge.

You got it right. You're in charge. But who greeted you? With charisma. You were the ambassador. Yes. I'm not in charge. We have a cooperative.

I think I'm the least in charge. You can say equal pay. Everyone gets the same. Yeah. Everybody's equally paid. We've been stealing his wages for a long time. Apparently. That's what they keep saying.

But yeah, no, we. I just was curious. I love your guys's dynamics. I think we all kind of trade off and heat up and we're like, oh, we're going to grab this by the reins. And then just kind of give up for a while. No. I think Will's right.

I think we go through. All of a sudden, all of a sudden, Hassan will be in the group chat and he'll be like, okay, we have 12 guests. And I'm like, what the fuck? And then the next, like, it'll go by. And then all of a sudden, he's like, here's all the guests. And then he'll be like, I've texted John Mullaney.

And then I'm like, Maya's in town. I'll bring her. So it's just. Sounds fluid. Yeah. I don't think we've never, I don't think we really have a power dynamic problem. No, we're very unstable mentally, all of us. Perfect.

I don't speak for yourself. Consistent. I'm always. He's the rock, I would say. Yeah, he is, he is always the same. But I'm always here too. I know, but he's like mentally a rock. Oh, okay.

You are, you're always at episodes. You're always, eh. Wait, you think I'm unstable? Yes. Really? You're always in a panic state. You know who you remind me of? Have you guys seen New Girl?

Yeah. Yeah. Schmidt. No, you're like, you're like Charlie Day, but like so like, but you're like Charlie Gay. Oh, thank you. That's not new girl. Is that good? Oh my God.

Always sunny? No, Nick Miller, Nick Miller. Oh, my God. Is that a compliment? I mean, I think so. You are a fusion of Nick Miller. We get always sunny a lot. Yeah, we get always sunny.

But I've never watched it. Oh, I've watched so much. Yeah. Sunny Philadelphia. I can't even mix that up. My bad. That's my bad audience. No, it's okay.

Hey, it's okay. You know what? Hey, way to go out big. You know what? We will watch. We don't need to, though. We don't need to, though. We don't need to, though.

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