Fear& - Bryce Hall & Josh Richards Try Desperately To Help Hasan & Will Remain Relevant (Gone Wrong)

Episode Date: October 11, 2022

This week we had content creator tiktok overlords Bryce Hall and Josh Richards on the podcast to basically bully Hasan and Will and make them feel old for 2 hours.🎉BONUS CONTENT🍾 🌟PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/FearAnd🎧 AUDIO PLATFORMS - https://linktr.ee/fearand🐥follow our guest!🐤Bryce: https://twitter.com/BryceHallJosh: https://twitter.com/JoshRichards🐤follow the boys!🐥Fear&: https://twitter.com/FearAndPodHasan: https://twitter.com/HasanthehunWill: https://twitter.com/TheWillNeffMarche: https://twitter.com/Marche Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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uh as as marsh walks by what's up, everybody? We're back. I don't even know if this is the day that this podcast is going to be released on. We don't know. This is, you know,

we're doing two this weekend. It's fucking crazy. Partially because myself and Will Neff here, we love you guys. And also because at Marsh, God damn it, Marsh,

you're ruining my fucking intro. We're docking. We're docking his pay. You got to talk to him. He's such a piece of shit. Yeah, get kiss up in that, just like Ludwig was kissing it last night. Oh, so it's like I'm kissing Ludwig. Well, you kissed his mom, so it's like.

Runs in the family. Yeah, exactly. Did you get monkey pucks yet? Right here. Right here, live. We're joined by incredible guests. First of all, obviously, we have our third host. Yeah. You have now officially been on as many episodes as will so that's true technically that's awesome this is big yeah i'm

glad to be alongside two people that look like the same preset of creative character as me it looks like gen z just you can't say that you're a minecrafter you literally also look like them that's what i just said that's what i just said like tiktokers all look the same was minecrafters all look british this is actually my first time meeting carl in person but he has tweeted at me so many times it's good like a running thing with moms you kiss some guy's mom you tweeted about like his mom he's ratioed me that was awesome yeah well before we get into that introduce yourselves to the camera up here for the people that don't know because I do political comedy. Sorry, it's my Super Bowl.

Yeah, yeah, go ahead. Carl's going to be live tweeting every time Dream tweets because, like, we just came fresh off the heels of Dream's face reveal. Good luck, guy. But, yeah, go ahead. You guys introduce yourselves. I'm Bryce Hall. I'm Josh Richards.

We're just TikTok dudes. Yep, we do that stuff. yep yeah what does that mean for the uninitiated what's a tiktok dude well so 2020 tiktok dude would be looked at as like a ew you're a fuck boy i think uh 22 a 2022 tiktok boy be like okay what genre of tiktok are you in let's zoom out even more all right ew you're a fuck boy i don't think i'm a fuck boy no oh well that was a quote that was a quotation i'd say yes i say i say 2020 tiktok me was a fuck boy sure okay so what would you do like what's the difference now i do like just all stupid comedy yeah i think it's just a content the way The way he described it on the Tiny Meat Gang podcast was,

that's how we met on the TMG podcast. Shout out to Cody and Noel. The way he described it is you just respond to other people's videos by doing, and then people go fucking crazy. That is exactly. And then I looked at it. I looked at his TikTok, which, Marsh, when you're done tweaking the audio, can you pull up one of Bryce's TikToks?

Yeah. Basically, that is the most accurate assessment of your content, because I looked at it, and it was like 28 million likes, and it's like just you doing that. I think it's brilliant, because before they had boy bands,

and then they realized, just cut out the middleman. Get rid of the music. Bryce, you got a favorite one here? Same thing with the VTubers. If you look at that one that has 7.7 you're like kind of hovering over yeah let's go that one was uh an actual like promo for the movie but we made a whole mini skit out of it just all comedy but it feels like a horror film right this is like a longer tiktok though like for tiktoks

yeah bro i'm already losing my train of thought here. What's going on? This is a movie, dog. You made a feature film. Yeah, I know. I paid a bag for it, so I made. With the Joker angle? Yeah, you like that?

That's what we were kind of referencing. I can tell, I can tell. Right? That's a Ludwig reference. Ludwig reference right there. There's the first smile. You're to a wide-open Cole Komet, and he finally. Right? Hashtag. That's a Ludwig reference. Ludwig reference. There's the first smile. You're like, what the fuck does that mean, right?

Yeah. Draws you in. Look at this transition. Boom. Bro, this is actually too well done for a TikTok. What's happening here? Because we're producers, dude. This fucking guy came in to flex on us.

He's like, yeah, I just smile. And then you're showing the opposite of. What the fuck? Wait, pause for a second. i can't believe we're pausing a tiktok you bro it's a third of the way in tiktok is just smiling look at this professionally edited yeah what the fuck it's a movie this is a short film yeah you made a short this is the exact opposite content wise of what i was talking about that's like a very well done, you know, vertically shot YouTube. I'll say this. I'll say more than half of my TikToks, I hit record and then decide what I was going to do, which is wildly different than that. I've seen it happen. You are a TikTok God as well. Can I ask you a question? Yeah. What's the question? Was your

ambition moving into TikTok to always wind up at a place like this? Or was this kind of a development of like, oh my gosh, I'm such a well-known person. How can I build this out? So I've been doing social media for nine years. When you were like 12? No, when I was actually 14.

Jeez. Okay. That's not that far off. I started a group with him and took off in like late 2019. What was it called? I know. Sweat. Sway. Sway. Yeah. Sway. Sway. with him and took off in like late 2019 what was it called i know it was face up sweat sway sway yeah sway way why morning like sway boys you don't have the answers yeah i think what actually happened was we had a so we were starting the house and then we were getting an article posted

in new york times about like the content house and they needed a name for the house so we were all kind of sitting around and we had like three hours to figure out what we were going to name it and i think sway was the bel-air boys was our other option yeah thank god you didn't go with that yeah sway's better what's what's wonderful about that is that uh it's it's kind of similar to how you shoot how carl jacob shoots tiktoks like you just you just the moment that you came up with the name was not before but after the new y York Times piece was coming out. Yeah. Which is, you know, you're just like, roll with it.

Sway. But yeah, and then we were the only ones in our group that transferred over to YouTube, and we made like a diss track on another house. Yeah. Smart. Another kid. For some reason got way too many views.

I don't know. Fuck that house. Yeah. What was the other house? What was the other house? Oh, the Hype House? Hype House was the other one. Dude, fuck it.

Dude, fuck, dude. Fuck the Hype House. He's just was the other one. Dude, fuck it. Dude, fuck, dude. Fuck the Hype House. He's just like, what the fuck is this world? Yeah. Bro, no. These two old pieces of shit don't get it. Yeah. I'm locked in.

You on the other hand, you were following the saga. That's why we wanted you here. You kind of know me, right? I know you. I actually, we know each other. I know you. This is our first time meeting in person, though. I'm really excited, actually, to be honest.

I'm glad to have been able to make that happen while on Dreamiversary. The day that Dream revealed his face. That was crazy. I did not. Like, I saw it on Twitter, and then I saw you getting a FaceTime from him, and I'm like, are we doing a podcast today? What the fuck is going on? Yeah.

You both mentioned that he had the features of a TikTok boy. Yeah, he does. TikTok certified. What quantifies a TikTok boy? Just has the flippy hair. Flippy hair. Flippy hair, nice smile, nice teeth. Good eyes.

Good looking eyes. Nice eyes. He would have been perfect for 2020 TikTok. Oh, are you getting the hair out just to show off the flow real quick? It's not flippy enough. It's not flippy for me. Shut up, it's flippy.

It's super not. I think it's too flowy, not enough flippy. You look like a surfer. The flow to flip ratio is off. I agree. I used to have TikTok fuckboy hair, but everyone was like, dog, you're 29. You can't do that. You're 29.

Well, back then when I had the TikTok fuckboy hair, I was 29. You had hair like this? Yeah. Really? There's probably- It's pretty flippy. We can find 2019 era- Yeah, can I see that?

Tom Piker hair. If you look up like. Oh, yeah. Oh, damn, dude. You did. Oh, so flippy. You look like that guy off. No, no, no.

None of these are it, though. You look like that guy off of 365 Days. Holy shit. You're talking about Wait, Shush. Oh, like it was almost like Fifty Shades of Grey type movie. Yeah, that movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's it. That's the one. That's kind of shush oh like it was almost like 50 shades of gray type yeah that yeah yeah yeah that's it that's the one that's kind of flippy but it was like no that yeah that's flippy that's some flipping to an agenda the ratio has been better adjusted in that photo for yeah it was like all forward to like the way you had it i had that as well for a little bit to

be clear i hate your hair now wow you are getting fucking that Wow. Get in fucking line. There's a lot of people out there. Really? Yeah, no, they do not. I have a rift in my community where half of them are like, we like the long hair. The other half are like, it sucks. Bring back the flippy hair.

I think the ponytail, though. When you put it in a ponytail, it looks hard. Yeah. I mean, I guess. I don't know. Steven Seagal. Yeah. They have no idea who that is.

That doesn't instill. Of course, I know Steven Seagal. Yeah. That is... They have no idea who that is. That doesn't instill... Of course I know Steven Seagal. National hero of Russia now? I did not tell you. I know the name. I know the name. Total Recall. No, that's Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Sorry. Pull it up, because I'm going to see his face, and I'm going to be like, ah, fuck. Arnie S. This is like, this is a change of the guard. Like, we are the old guard,

and we're just, you know, passing the baton off to you guys. That is Steven Seagal. He is an icon martial arts legend not my my grandfather loves watching all his movies yeah yep i've never watched any of his your grandfather is also his target demographic okay that makes a lot of sense then that's why you guys like the same movies yeah no we we are probably as old as your grandfather. And they probably also love being Republican. Yeah, same with me. I love low taxes and also small government. That's right.

That's what I'm advocating for all the time. We're not talking about politics, though. This is not a political podcast. I didn't. You totally did. You brought up being a Republican. And I was hoping to gaslight you guys. Get his ass up.

Here, say it. I'm not his target demographic, and you know that. He is a Republican, by the that. Talk about your political views. He's got a turtleneck on. He is a Republican. I love voting so much. Who do you love voting for? Off camera, you talked for 15 minutes about bump stocks. It was so weird. He's like, Donald

Trump is fake. He wanted to do red flag laws. What the fuck? What's next, dude? I need a license. About both stocks? I got stuck there. Yeah. That's awesome.

You were. You were talking about torque reform. It was weird. Tell me about your AR-15. Don't know what torque reform means. You tweeted at me with the AR-15. Did I? Yeah.

I believe you. What? Isn't it funny that he might... I can't believe you're gaslit. Oh, my God. I believe it. I believe it. I remember the tweet god i remember the tweet

you were like you're like yo i'm 40 you know in street fights and then he was like all right that is that's a shocking revelation i did not know that i mean he is from one tweet at a time i figured out his personality by his tweets at me yeah every single time I was ratioed. Just a mom destroyer then. That's what he thinks of me. I saw it. I see it. You definitely are into moms. We can pull up one of your responses.

I think he was just like, hey, having a great time, looking sexy at the gym. And then you responded with like, I fucked your mom. No. You captioned it things I did this weekend, this. Yeah, and then it was like a bunch of pictures of me Like just having a blast just really liking life And I was like that's too much

And then he goes things I did this weekend Your mom And I was like I want you to know I scroll and I have these intrusive thoughts As I'm scrolling like oh man that's And then for every time it's with yours, I'm like, I'll just fucking tweet it.

Yeah, that's right. Why? I was randomly out of nowhere. I think it was last year. All of you guys just started tweeting at me. Yeah. And I was just like, okay, I don't know what I did to these guys. I'll tell you.

They hate me. I was going to say, did you think it was me for one? Wait, what's the reason? I don't know. I'm just instigating. This is actually, you know who Corpse's husband is? Yeah. Being Corpse, really good friends.

And we both, for some reason, think it's the funniest bit of all time. To just interact with celebrities that we don't actually know. Oh, you think I'm a celebrity? Yeah, know yours or a celebrity how many followers do you have you know? What's really sad about that? He never interacts with me. No You know course doesn't follow you Of course, I think course follows me back again Why would I know that? I'm just kidding. I put this motherfucker on. Check Bryce's wiki feed.

Yeah. Stop. What is wiki feed? Wiki feed? Wiki feed is a Wikipedia. It's a collection. It's an internet encyclopedia for foot fetishes. It's probably not good.

No, well, Hassan's ranking just went down a few pegs. Why are you doing this in front of our new friends, Carl? They're not going to be your friend when they hear about your WikiFeet rating. Let's take a look. They rate you out of five stars. Oh, is it just like random writers going on? There's so much traffic on your WikiFeet that it's not pulling up. Wait, why is he not pulling up?

You just crashed WikiFeet. You just threw an A in there. Yeah, we're not even live right now. They're just DDoSing all the time. His WikiFeet is always involved. Wait, are you actually Canadian. Yeah, we're not even live right now. They're just DDoSing all the time. His WikiFeed is always involved. Are you actually Canadian? Yeah, I'm Canadian. I'm going to pepper in serious questions in between these.

Next serious question. What wasn't serious about what we were talking about? I feel like we... Is Canada not serious? We live in a time where young people feel prematurely old. You guys started working when you were 14. Do you feel burnt out or do you feel older even though you're still such young men?

No, I feel like I'm 17 still. Really? Yeah, I think it kind of comes and goes. I feel like there's definitely been times where I'm like, holy shit. Bro, it's because a 13-year-old hasn't started rolling out yet on TikTok. He's only 20. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you mean only 20?

How old are you? 23. I'm old. You're on your way out. 23. 23 seems a lot older than 20 to me though. Some moments I feel old. Mainly when I'm hanging out. 23? Wait, wait. See, 23 seems a lot older than 20 to me, though. See, that's what I'm saying. Some moments I feel old, mainly when I'm hanging out. Wait, so you've never drank alcohol in your entire life? These are elderly.

They park their walkers outside. I look at you guys, and I see these are guys that took themselves seriously, and they established, like, okay, I'm this guy, and I'm a very successful man. That's where I'm trying to be. I feel like I'm still a kid, even though I have a bunch of followers and all these people following me. There's still a lot of stuff to prove. You know what I mean? I'm trying to be. I feel like I'm still a kid even though I have a bunch of followers and all these people follow me. There's still a lot of stuff to prove. Hassan

is an old piece of shit. And Will, I think you're older than Hassan technically as a number range, but you're definitely younger than Hassan. I work out more. Are you following? That's not true. It's a mindset. No, I think, well, that's what happens

when you talk about fucking politics all day. And also, if I did the shit that he did, he's on suicide watch. I am going to kill myself. Which, you know, isn't that far off from my normal death date anyway? This is your final podcast either way, so. Regardless.

It doesn't matter. If I dyed my hair blonde like this piece of shit, it would be fucking... I feel like it's just... How does that make you feel? Man, I feel old. Really? I'm 33. Oh, no!

Oh, dude! Damn! Wait, is that real? It's okay. What was black and white television like? What was the name of the horse damn wait is that real it's okay they're like what was black and white television like what was the name

of the horse that drove you to school every day Seabiscuit yeah uphill both sides there we go no it's

it's interesting because I feel I feel old and the weird thing is I have the same situation with you guys where some days

I feel young especially mentally. And then I'm like, damn, you've been doing this forever. You're older. And that's such like a weird. And the other thing is I think time is relative, right? In the sense that when you're young, five years old, 10 years old, a summer feels like a fucking lifetime, right?

And as you experience more time, the relevancy of time, like, yeah. So now that I'm 30 years go by like a fucking that is actually terrifying like i feel like i it just i blinked and it was yeah it's gone like yeah no it's gonna get well that's even a little bit wonkier because like now we're like in the post covid world kind of you know what i mean we're like you're you say coven it's done yeah well not me brandon saying well you didn't say i'm definitely done too i would say covid so as far as like the mentality goes there's still people dying of it but like and and it's still like a serious problem but luckily as a consequence of the vaccines and everything else and uh and you know people taking it seriously or literally not taking it seriously and getting fucking sick

and then having at least some kind of antibodies, it's gotten significantly less deadly. Like statistically speaking, it is less deadly than it was in like 2020. So for that reason, I think a lot of people have just like lowered their resilience. I got to talk about it seriously. I don't want Susan Wojcicki coming up my ass and fucking banning the podcast, dude. Coming up on what? Yeah, coming up my butt. That's crazy.

All right, boys. You said that you had more to prove or to do. Saw a higher production TikTok. Where said that you had more to prove, more to do. You saw a higher production in TikTok. Where else are you headed from this? Where else are you going to produce? When I started social media, I wanted to dip my toes in every single part of entertainment. Like from hosting, stupid boxing match, social media. I wanted to do it all, and I'm well on my way to do so yeah it's like finding which

lane i like the best so far it's been i really like acting big movie guy do you have a podcast with barstool so i do yeah yeah i have a podcast with yeah he's a podcaster oh yeah yeah yeah so we do a podcast yeah he's come on a couple times but it's a podcast that's based around gen z like tiktok drama pop culture essentially but it's a podcast that's based around Gen Z, like TikTok drama, pop culture, essentially. Give us the latest TikTok drama. The latest drama that's been going on right now? Young Gravy's fucking everyone's moms. That was like a couple weeks ago.

That was like a month, I would say. But I would say right now. What the fuck? It's crazy. I'm 31, motherfucker. I don't know any of this shit. What do you mean? He's only like three weeks late.

Yeah, that's pretty good. No, three weeks is like hella late on TikTok hours, I feel like. Yeah, three weeks is like two months on TikTok. But no, I think like the latest stuff is like,

I don't know, Dixie shaved her head. That's even like two weeks old. I feel like there hasn't, like recently, recently, there hasn't been like that. See, I didn't really, see if something was popping,

I would have known about it. Nothing is popping. Why don't you make the next TikTok drama? See, I didn't really. See, if something was popping, I would have known about it. Nothing is popping. Why don't you make the next TikTok drama? Dream showing his face. That will probably be talked about. You're going to be talked about. I can't wait for a few weeks from now that Hasan's going to say that shit. Yeah.

Yeah, when you talk about it, make sure to remember that the first ever, like, live stream FaceTime he did was with me, and that's it. That's the only thing he needs to talk about. I think it's much more important that I was his first FaceTime he did was with me and that's it. That's the only thing he needs to know. I think it's much more important that I was his first FaceTime at all. Some might say that, but not really. Did anyone else see that FaceTime? No.

So it's like it didn't even count. No, he filmed it and he posted it on Twitter, but it's not the same as literally live. There's a level of trust that you have. Yeah, he was really trustworthy the entire time. Don't show it! Please don't show it! I'm actually going to hang up before you show it. level of trust that you have yeah he was really trustworthy the entire time that was a bit that's a bit that we have because we're so close imagine how many concurrent viewers you would have if you turned the camera around you'd have the biggest clip on switch history and you fucking fumbled it if i if i did a pre-reveal dream face reveal i would have been ddos doxed yeah like and then i would have been done with

you and then imagine the internet yeah that would have been terrible the the version of like the 14 year old al-qaeda would be coming after me okay Okay. Every fucking, every, every non-binary like dream stand would be at my doorstep with speaking of the 14 year old Al Qaeda. One thing we deal a lot with in streaming is parasocial relationships. As tick tockers. Do you find that you deal with that a ton? Do you feel like you've kind of become like proxy friends or proxy crushes for something that someone would typically experience in high school

sorry i was laughing at what he said so parasocial relationships okay he's like the sean evans of this podcast i'm trying to keep it on rails a little bit he's always always like going to keep you centered on message. So parasocial relationships, right? Are like the phenomenon of a fan feeling like they know you, right? And we kind of live in an era where that's taken to a new level.

Do you guys deal with that in a way that is like beyond intense? I can only imagine. I mean, I think that's one of the reasons why Sway ended up being so successful at the start because when we were doing TikTok, like I remember me and Bryce sat down down and kind of talked to all the boys and was like we have two options we can either go down the route that everyone does on tiktok where they're very brand friendly they're making sure they're getting their deals with like the walmarts of the

world right and uh we decided to go down more of i would say an edgy authentic can path where we were just ourselves i wouldn't even say i wouldn't yeah i wouldn't even say edgy, authentic path where we were just ourselves. I wouldn't even say, I wouldn't, yeah, I wouldn't even say edgy. It was just, it was just ourselves. Yeah. Literally real. Like, and people did not like that at all. But I think. So you guys were like the bad boys of TikTok? Is that how that worked?

That's what people said and everything, but it's not like we were. Like what were some controversies? I got arrested. Arrested, fights. For what? Parties. That's why you were... What? You've done weed?

We were in Texas. You can pull it up. You know what? Let's talk about... I kind of want to explain the real story behind that. Really? Go ahead. Leak it, dude.

Leak it. I kind of want to explain the real story about that because nobody really knows. No, no one does. That's a crazy story. You've done weed. I took the blame for it. Wow. Bam.

That's going to be like hugely clear. That's going to be a clip. I took the blame for it. Wow. Bam. That's going to be like hugely clear. That's going to be a clip. I took the blame for it. You ate it for your friend? No one ate anything. I wonder which friend it was. Damn, bro. Was it him?

How'd you do that? How, Sway? That was a crazy clip. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. That's what happened.

Because allegedly someone's from Canada. Also allegedly. Oh, man. Dude, I ate an open kitchen. That's respect. Yeah, I have respect. I mean, hey. I wouldn't have done that shit.

But it's him. It's him. He's Canadian. Back to Canada. Arrest him now. Get rid of him. He's a threat to America. He's going to put a team.

He tried to shove it down your throat. Illegal immigrants, sir, please. He blew a threat to America. He's going to put a team. He tried to shove it down my throat. Sir, please. He blew it in my face. So you got pulled over? Yeah, dude. And obviously for I mean, it was actually for no reason. Yeah, in this hypothetical scenario. You can look up the it was on ABC News. That's how my mom figured

out and she was like flipping out on me. Like, you got arrested? And I'm like, it was Josh's fault. Well, let's'm like it was Josh's fault. It was anyone's fault. Was your mom still mad at you after you explained it? No, I mean we got out pretty fast. It was like a 16 hour That's so funny. Wait, let's watch it. I'm sorry, can we pause it for a second

really quick? That's perfect. I was going to say, pause it back at that guy's face though. Could you imagine that dude woke up that day, had to go to work, and then that guy had to talk about some fucking teenager smoking weed. Could you imagine? That is crazy. That is crazy.

I wanted to win a Pulitzer. So my mom's just chilling, sitting, like watching the news, and then she just randomly hears, two TikTok stars got arrested. Officer's arrested. Bryce Hall. Tell me you've printed a shirt with that mugshot on it.

Oh, dude, I wanted to, but my team was telling me it wouldn't be. Why not? Your team was worried that it would sell too much? Presley has a fucking mugshot. Yeah, what are you talking about, dude?

That's badass. It's literally like X. Screw Michael Gruen. He was the reason I didn't do any of this stuff. Michael Gruen hates money. He's so pissed at you. Dude, I Screw Michael Gruen. He was the reason I didn't do any of this stuff. Michael Gruen hates money. He's so pissed at you. Dude, I hate Michael Gruen now.

That guy. Fuck that guy. How do you know him? I just... What's going on with what you're saying, Bryce? What do you mean? I was just riding with the boys. Oh, yeah, that was crazy, though.

We can watch it now. We got on the bus and turned right back to LA officers arrested 20 year old Bryce Hall and 19 year old Jaden Hossler on Monday Austin Texas this was drug-related charges it was weed both were possession of less than two ounces of Marazine. Hossett was also charged with possession of... That part sucks because then it's like immediately not as cool. Yeah. It sounded kind of goaded and then he

had two grams of... He had one gram of snickle frets. He had four ounces? I think it was two. I thought we had four ounces total. No, dude. I think it was two. Stop trying to make it seem cooler. No, no, no, no, no, dude. I think it was two. Stop trying to make it seem cooler.

We know what happened. You know how there's Coke in there, too? Yeah, dude. One ounce of super mint weed. Everyone was saying stems and seeds. The shit wasn't even loud. So not only have you never done weed. Never, yeah.

You've still never drank. Never drank. No alcohol yet, because you're 20. In Canada, yeah. Sometimes we go back to Canada. But you've never drank here in the yeah. You've still never drank? Never drank. No alcohol yet because he's 20. In Canada, yeah. Sometimes we go back to Canada. But you've never drank here in the US of A?

Yeah, no. That's crazy. It's crazy. So you guys throw parties you're like, you know, we didn't get an invite because we're old

which is fine. I feel like I'm not old though. His 21st birthday is in what, two months? Oh, you need a chaperone? Yeah, yeah. For my 21st. No, it's in two months. It's like need a shot like yeah. Yeah for my 22 months Let it's it's it's like four months. All right, you guys stand outside and so that people know that it's not a cool event

He made fun of you so much That's awesome. Did you actually fuck my mom? Bro, while she was watching news, what do you think she was doing? Okay. I was there to console her. Dude, thanks for taking care of it, like taking the anchor off of me. Notice how relieved she was after that.

She was just like, I have disgusting visions in my head. All right. I mean, you're pretty good at that, though. You're like, you take a dive well. You know what, though? And that's honest. And genuinely, that's why I feel comfortable. Why?

It's because I know that, I mean, I knew, I was pretty sure that you were going to be like, well, fuck this guy, bro. Like, you were going to be upset about it. Like, I don't know. Yeah, I would have expected, given your bro-like qualities, and I see, you know, I have, we similar, have similar demeanors, I think. Given your bro-like quality, I thought you would have not taken that. Really?

Oh, no, no, no, no, dude. I'm like one of the chillest guys. No, you don't think so? So chill, dude. Once you did that, I knew. Once you locked that in, I knew. Yeah, I had a TikTok recently, or someone was making fun of me on TikTok, as always,

where I was talking to Liver King. Are you guys familiar with Liver King? Yes, yes, yes, yes. We had him on the podcast. Not this one. The other one I had with Ethan Klein. You know that guy's only 25? What?

Liver King. Yeah, no, yeah. I thought you were talking about Ethan Klein. Maybe he should get into some modern shit. You have a podcast with H3? Yeah.

It's called Leftovers. He hates me. Really? Oh, Ethan Klein, right? Yeah, he hates me too. Wait, what? What the fuck? Why?

He hates our podcast. Just ask him, bring it up on the next podcast. Be like, yo, I had Bryce Hall and Josh Richards. Yeah, Josh Richards. It'd be funny if he didn't and they were just doing this so that they would get in

that podcast. Yeah, what the fuck? I have no idea. He has shit on my life multiple times. Really? Wait, really? Shit's on me. Should we cut?

Should we cut them? No, no. Let it roll. I don't give a shit. Well, regardless, we had Liver King on, and he asked me, like, do you have children? I was like, no, I'm 31. And then people were making fun of me for saying, like. Because to be fair, that is a dumb sentence.

31 is like a normal age to have children. 31 is a very normal age to have children. I understand. But like living in like, you know, fucking living in 2022, especially if you have like any kind of like if you're career oriented. Let me do that sentence. Okay, do it. I feel like at 31, I'm going to have kids.

31 is a very normal age to have kids and also very normal to not have kids. I'm not saying... That's a great way to put it. It's a very neutral age. It's a very... In my experience... I'm 24.

Yeah, and in... Why? What do I look like? I thought you were like 18. 17. Oh, in Alabama, people would be rolling their eyes at you too that's yeah yeah that is definitely a lot of people think it's too yeah yeah i feel also though as time has went on the age to get married have kids has gone a lot later right like if you're talking 20 years ago and you said oh i'm

31 and i don't have a wife or kids people would be be like, oh. That's because of the imperative. And now I say, oh, yikes, once he gets to the I'm 31 part. Yeah. Before he even starts talking about it. He's like, ew, 31? That's nasty. How old was your mom? 36. My dad was 62 when he had me.

Okay, yours is an old dad situation, though. Wow. You had an old dad. I don't have an old dad. I'm going to do the same thing. 62? 62? You'd be an old dad? Not 61, not 63. No, I think for men it doesn't really matter

You just don't kid at like 80 as a man He's pushing it. It depends on your That's true, that's true in main vein it depends on the level testosterone you have I think like you can still be good to him like 130 what age does your dick stop working? I mean, it's gotta be... Why are you asking that? He's like, you guys should know. It's not working like three years ago.

He's like, it's gotta be 27, huh? No, we're... Jesus Christ. I have nothing for that. God damn it. Okay, so you guys are a completely different generation you have nothing on tiktok drama

I asked you you got nothing going on with tiktok drama yeah I'm Dave Portnoy for a second okay I'm like hey here's another one one bite it's all it takes

I want that well I'm about to ask you one bite one bite everybody knows one bite into the drum I don't fucking know I don't watch fucking Dave Portnoy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We just sit around and say one bite over and over. That's cool. What was the most exciting drama that you've encountered from TikTok? Well, the one where you're like, this is about to be the best fucking episode. I mean, our biggest one was probably when just I broke up with, like, me and my ex broke up on. Who's your ex? Nessa.

Nessa Barrett. Nessa Barrett. She was a social media. She does, like, music and everything. Yeah, she's a bear she was a social media she uh she does like music and everything yeah she's a musician but yeah pull her up is that weird should we not do that no we're cool we're cool like because i don't know anything pull up that podcast where where he's what he's talking about right so you're you're you're cocked dude don't say something else but i can't see the phone who's the guy that's next to her? Ethan Klein was right about you.

Who is that? That's like... Well, was my friend, but not anymore. Are they? No, no, no, no, not anymore. That's where all, like, the drama and shit went on. But they were. Yeah, yeah, I feel like...

I feel like I've talked about this a billion fucking times, so it's, like, kind of annoying, but... Not like... Yeah, it's just... We don't want to keep bringing it up. Yeah, we don't need to keep bringing it up. The two right there, just kind of terrible right there Um

He's instigating Every time I go on a podcast with this guy This is what he brings up he'll be like oh Pull up the pictures fuck you Bryce Um You're a better looking dude than that guy I'm just gonna say that so you got that going Thank you man um no but yeah it was just like

Everyone was wanting to see what went on we did a premiere and i think our youtube premiere talking about like dreams our youtube premiere had something like 1.9 million people waiting in it what yeah it was it was ridiculous like there were everyone was talking about there was over a million people waiting this happened and i have no idea it happened it's a different section of the it was it was like a year and a half ago. It was like peak COVID. I'm not going to lie. Everyone moving to Miami. That's when everyone was moving to Miami and shit.

Remember when all the investors were going down to Miami? Yeah. What, for crypto stuff? Just like everyone was moving there during COVID. That's exactly what this is. All right, I got a serious question. What percentage of your audience is female versus male? It's like 50-50.

Really? On TikTok? On TikTok, it's like 35% guys. Which, kid, that's not 50-50. No, but like on YouTube, it's like... On Instagram, you have 50% males following you? Like... Pull it up right now. You do not.

There's no way. 35% female audience is insane. Or 35 male sorry that was like my instagram used to be like that and then i got on twitch and now it's like youtube i have more guys following me i don't know why my snap okay youtube is is very male dominant to be fair twitch is the most male dominated youtube is like the second most and then instagram and and then TikTok, I would assume. TikTok stepped from... For us, it's... Like TikTok is very female.

Yeah. And then we kind of started going over a bit, but... Okay, never mind. I only have 25% male. Yeah, that's right. That's right. That is 24 million. Yeah, I was going to say.

That's a lot of men. No, yeah. I'm not saying you don't have guys following you. Proportionally. 50%. I thought it was. 25% is 6 million. 50% is 12 million.

Very different. Very different. So you have 25% guys following you, just mostly girls. Yeah. Serious question. You two fight, who wins? Oh, I mean, look at me and look at that guy. You can't tell what I look like. Yeah, he's like yeah he's got a punk cover so much bigger than this guy

yeah i believe it i believe in him i'm an oh and one fighter so i mean like this guy's probably got me i'm undefeated so he does have a zero on his record but so do i yeah this is in the wrong placement though he fought the fucking broomroomface guy. I don't fucking... Broomface? What's his... Mick Broom. Who the fuck is Mick Broom? The fucking Ace family. What the fuck is the Ace family? They were like cool in like 2016. That literally sounds like

wrestlers. The Ace family would be an awesome wrestling team. To be clear. The Mysterios versus the Aces. Come on, you can see it. WrestleMania headline. Are you a WWE fan? I love WWE When I was a kid Oh yeah

Do you still watch WWE at all? I was just What's up Oh cause he's in the WWE No no I mean like Versus Roman Reigns Reigns

Yeah The only reason I ask Is I'm good friends With the New Day If you know who they are The New Day Oh yeah yeah yeah Okay I didn't know the group

But Kobe Kingston Used to be crazy In Royal Rumble Like all his moments are the most nuts moments out there i don't know either i'm just this is beautiful though this is nice mysterio i thought like you know you could do a mysterio buyaka buyaka 619 hello the child custody one uh yeah yeah Yeah, yeah, the match where he fights over his kid. Wrestling is fucking insane. Their storylines are nuts. Yeah, no, it's like anime mixed in with a soap opera. You know what you need to try? That's where clickbait really got invented.

What? There's like semi-pro styles of WWE, like different, like obviously different organizations. NXT and stuff, yeah. Or like even like local ones and stuff. Bro wrestling is the best. Okay, you're making it seem like you just make people wrestle in your backyard.

No, no. I'm talking, like, kind of that level, though. Like, just a few steps above that, those are awesome. Those are where it's at. He used to do that on a trampoline in my backyard. Well, like, Kimbo Slice, backyard fighting. You guys, you don't even know about that shit. I know Kimbo Slice.

Is that the, like, he just has, like, all the people would be around? He was the guy with the hair that, like, just went around like that, but he was just back to town. Yeah, yeah, rest in peace, rest in peace. He had the prior tuck cut. Just would box people would be around. He was the guy with the hair that like just went around like that, but he was. Yeah. Rest in peace. Rest in peace. Tuck cut. Just would box people in his backyard. Yeah.

Like bear, bear knuckle brawl, like fucking bleeding out of their knuckles and shit. Police officer. That one's legendary. Yeah. I have not seen that one. The police officer beat his ass.

Oh really? Yeah. And the other guy that fought in that same production, Masvidal. He fought. Oh yeah. He did that same production Masvidal he fought oh yeah Masvidal was Kimbo Slice's boy

yeah that's crazy now he's like in the UFC I don't know if they were boys but they were in that same Kimbo Slice did a UFC fight he did but he was bad

he had a few no he was bad though right he got gassed like super easy he beat one guy he wasn't supposed to beat he chalked somebody who he beat the shit out of but

yeah I thought his I thought his, I thought his career was like not great. That's maybe I'm misremembering. It might've just had like a lot of hype because of the YouTube stuff. Right. Yeah. Just didn't live up to it or something.

Oh, there was another thing I wanted to ask you guys about, but, uh, I mean, do you guys have any questions for the older generation? I mean, we're on Twitch.

You guys have no idea what that is. I wanted to also talk about the dream face reveal thing as well like i want to get your feedback on that uh you guys just watched it yep yeah no i have i do have a question yeah what makes you so controversial like why are you trending every single day on twitter um i talk about politics so that's like what that is automatically polarizing especially because like i everyone has a political bias i genuinely believe that even if you do not recognize your political biases it's because you just think it's the norm but that is still inherently political because there are uh preconceived biases that you have learned right it's a left to the right i'm super

left um way more to the left in the democratic party give an answer that i think is a little bit condensed go ahead all right i think when people talk about politics up until hasan piker there was a certain way that you would conduct yourself when you talked about politics right it felt very stodgy right like the whole like well i'll tell you. Right, right, right. This tax bill is going to change everything. Very like old white man.

Exactly. And I think leading up to Hassan, on the right, there was more of a tendency to say inflammatory things or ridiculous things, but still with that kind of like fake bow tie through a cut teeth. That's why when you said you did politics i was like what right so so hasan has taken a very i would say just like smash like candid approach to politics where he's swearing he's being open he's calling bullshit out and he kind of gave up the game for a lot of political commentary because he doesn't dress it up. So I think for a lot of people, he became like a firebrand.

People were really upset at the way he would talk about things and his position. I made fun of the queen dying immediately. As soon as the queen died, I was like, R.I.P. Bozo, PacWatch. You won't see many other political commentators. But in a sense, you're like a comedian slash politician.

I mean, I try to keep it light. To be clear, let me explain this. 100% he still backs, though. He is anti-the queen. It wasn't just a joke. Oh, yeah, no. The way I see it, I like to say things that are, yes, that I, that I truly believe, but I will say it in a controversial way,

but then I'll also back up why I'm saying it in that controversial capacity. Like, because when I first said that it was like shocking because 99% of media is universally like, well, the queen is such an important figure, like a beacon of prosperity and hope. And it's like,

um, and, and talking about like how she oversaw the decolonial operation of the british empire and it's like well no she was doing pr for like you know people that were chopping off kenyan's hands and shit you know what i mean like it's not like she was a nice person or the entire institution was good things about her but then again like i'm in america and i'm not yeah and and that's the other thing where it's like americans why the fuck are you cucking yourself to the queen like we our entire the one good thing in the founding of this country was like quite literally owning the

monarchy and being like fuck you you know that hell yeah brother yeah so i so that revolutionary war still fresh you'll never get it no i didn't you're literally a part of the commonwealth still i was about to say, but didn't we kind of like kick y'all's asses in that war? Canadians and the British. There was a brief blip. In the Revolutionary? No, no, no. In the 1800s, there was a moment where they burned down the White House.

Our White House is so much better now anyway. You won the battle, but we won the war. Y'all can't even win in hockey anymore. Oh, shit. It hurts. You're hitting them in the sky. That's fucking with them. Yeah.

But overall, I think that's the reason a lot of people are very used to hoity-toity people talking about politics, and even then, people masking their true opinions, too. You will never hear a fucking political commentator be like yeah i don't really give a shit about the queen dying why the fuck are we talking about it so much when in fact like most americans are like yeah who gives a fuck you know yeah the queen died who cares you know can i ask why you have a poster of her in the back oh because there is there is this is actually

funny because like i've had that for a year plus now. Okay. Like I not because we don't like her doesn't mean we don't know. She's not hot as hell. She also does have a MAGA cowboy hat down there. I was wondering why you had a shrine for Queen over here. I wish I was Obama. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Holding on. Oh, well, he's not even doing the, he's, he's doing the, he's, he's, he's ghost handing. Yeah. I got a lot of fan art and stuff like that. I got a question for both of you. Okay. That. Fuck yeah, dude.

Come on. Okay, bro. That's very, that was a big meme too. That's easy. I don't know what that's from, but I know that that was from Sanders. Yeah, no, I think it was inauguration. He was wearing a mask and a hat and yeah. Yeah.

That's a good point. They were going to know Bernie Sanders. I just feel like that's such a famous meme. Yeah. That picture. At this point, yeah, that's true. I used to have a Donald Trump as John Rambo. Did that get way too much hate for that?

No, I still have the fucking big mega head back here. I mean, I fuck around a lot. I don't give a fuck. Excuse me. That's another thing. Like, I make fun. I mean, I fuck around a lot. I don't give a fuck. Excuse me. That's another thing. Like I make fun of Republicans and right-wingers a lot. I make fun of, I make fun of Democrats a lot too.

I mean, Democrats fucking suck too. Don't get me wrong. And in many ways, um, so people can't sometimes fit me in an adequate box. So there's like, what the fuck?

This guy's just like, like shitting on everybody. What's like one thing on the democratic side that you agree with that like throws people off no i mean i i'm you said you're mainly further i'm way further to the left than the democratic party is so i truly believe the things that the democratic party claims that they believe in you know what i mean like okay so um you know advocating for workers rights is a thing that the democratic party acts like they care about but in fact they don't do that um they they you know undermine labor protections labor union protections things like that and um i am an advocate for that you know what i mean i just and i think it's bullshit that they claim that they

care about it but don't do anything you guys would benefit from uh getting rid of a lot of drug related yeah that would have benefited would have been clutch yeah joe biden like you know he did some decent things i and when they do it i admit it like the the student loan debt relief was a big w for the biden administration i think if he federalized uh or if he legalized the federal level marijuana uh like lowered the restrictions on marijuana, that would be a major, incredibly popular provision. It would be super popular for the Democratic Party for many, many years to come, but he won't do it because he's a pussy.

I'm not like huge into politics, but I did see this one quote by Biden that I have to show you. It's really good. It honestly inspired me. Okay, let's hear it. I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun.

Corn pop. He had the TikTok ready. Yeah, he's got a lot of those. I mean, he has dementia. So, like, I'm really... I just had to share that. Yeah, that was brilliant. I teared up a little bit.

That was really good. I like this. Oh, boy. My favorite quotes are the ones that kind of just trail off in the middle. Yeah. The hairy legs one is real, by the way. My favorite quotes end in dot, dot, dot. I had a dream that one day little black children and white children.

Anyway. Well, anyway. Well, anyway. The corn pop one is actually real as well. What I just said, I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun. He actually said that. And he talked about this guy named Corn Pop, this black guy named Corn Pop that was at the pool.

And he almost like beat the shit out of him. Like this is a real Joe Biden story in which in the middle of the story, he trails off and starts talking about how he loves a kid sitting on his lap. And it's smelling them, right? I think the smelling thing is that he just smells. Yeah, he just does that. I don't think he's talked about it. Yeah, he just, that's a big Biden move.

Are you going to have a kid soon? His grandson follows us on Instagram. Did you see that? I think I did. I followed him back. Is he a future TikTok star? Oh, Hunter Biden? The kid kid.

He's cool. You're saying the kid or the dad? The kid. Oh, wait. Hunter Biden, the grandson. Oh, that's crazy. I kid. Yeah. Oh, wait. Hunter Biden, the grandson. Oh. Yeah. Oh.

Oh, that's crazy. I thought you... I don't know. He only has one picture on his Instagram, and it's not him. Hunter Biden... I thought you meant, like, his... Like, Joe Biden's son. Oh, no, no, no.

Yeah. The grandkid. Is Hunter Biden at all? Which one is his? Is he the one that's, like, has all the videos? Yeah. Leaked of him, like, leaked of him doing math or whatever? Yeah, he's cool as fuck.

He's done so much crack. Okay, crack. He's done a lot of crack. It's crack cocaine, the proletariat cocaine. You know what I mean? He's a real working class guy. Right, right, right. He's not, but he's doing blue collar coat.

He's not doing that fucking fancy shit. Nah. Like the Trump kid. Right, right. Whatever the fuck. There's a little fentanyl dose in his maybe i don't know but regardless he's doing that he's having sex with a lot of strippers okay these are the most like 35 year old looking women you you will ever find c-section scars yeah yeah 100

he wants them to unionize respect he wants to unionize he's we the right does not like hunter biden i think partially because he's got a fat cock yeah yeah he's also he also has also which was the one that uh yeah wasn't there like a child porn thing no that was just like 4chan being like oh there's child porn in there and then like all the photos that they had from the computer were just like of him that was him hunter biden yeah that was hunter biden with his nieces and it wasn't like naked or anything it was just like no no no it was they they would put photos of him with like strippers and stuff and then in that compilation they would add like photos of him with his nieces in a normal photo that you would have on your phone

and be like look it's like little girls like no that's his nieces in a normal photo that you would have on your phone and be like look it's like little girls like no that's his nieces you just added that in there to be like you know he's he's around children wow yeah the media does just like completely twit i didn't know that yeah and obviously i wasn't gonna look into that i was just kind of like i mean that's kind of the point they do that on purpose for that reason. But, or they'll do, like, people that look like him. You know what I mean? It's just another thing that people do. But overall, I mean, he's a nepotism child.

Definitely used, like, the Biden name to get, like, a bunch of money from Burisma and Ukraine and China, too. Like, so he did all the classic, like, rich kid shit for sure, which is bad and wrong. But also, he's kind of cool while he's doing it he's having fun he's having he's having a good time yeah follow your passions bang strippers and shit follow your passion you put it to him when you said that yeah i was pointing to him anyway but we don't do politics on this podcast also how many minutes are we at bang a lot of strippers actually oh let's we can. On the. We need to let go of Carl. We're going to do our honest dream reaction once Carl's gone.

And we're going to do our honest Carl Jacobs reaction behind the paywall. Okay. Yeah. I'm good with that. All right. And we're also going to do Dick Reveal, too, as always. We're bringing back Antonio Browns. Yeah, he can stay for that.

Carl will be there for the Dick Reveal. But before we leave, what do you guys want to plug? You know, shout him out. Yeah, I mean, podcasts, BFFs, make sure you guys come listen. Hey, just check out my TikToks if you're bored in bed one day. I will say before we, I was talking to George Not Found the other day. And we both concluded that your TikTok is really. I need you to know that. That's not just

me saying this right now. I want someone to clip that. That's like going up to LeBron James and be like, hey, you know, pretty solid, man. To be fair, he's like the LeBron James of TikTok. What do you mean? People can hate on you.

You don't have any haters? No, no, no. There's definitely like a lot of like haters, but I shifted my content completely there's i think like dance and shit and it's weird and obviously i did that and that was my come-up story but i used that as like a stepping stone i'm gonna show you my favorite instagram account that it has all of my favorite tiktokers like terrell is one of them i think i don't know if you guys know these guys or not they do like little they do like little movies or like they do they do like me and my girlfriend type of stuff in a little bit. Shortly.

Yeah, my favorite TikTok is 420. That's how I delay it. All right. This ends the YouTube portion of the podcast, guys. Thank you so much for showing up. We hope you come back. We are fucking faces off. We'll see you at TwitchCon.

If this comes out before twitch con see you i trade my life for theirs what do you mean and everyone's like oh i want josh because he's like the innocent one i'm like no he's not yeah but i don't i don't really fucking no no i'm just i'm just a very like i'm more laid back than bryce is bryce is the guy at the party that goes up to a girl and he's like, yeah, I don't usually come out to these.