Fear& - Cinna Says It | Fear&

Episode Date: August 19, 2024

✨ PATREON BONUS EPISODES✨ PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/FearAnd 🎧 AUDIO PLATFORMS 🎧 https://linktr.ee/fearand ❤️ follow our guest! ❤️ Cinna: https://twitter.com/cinnabri...t ❤️ follow Fear&! ❤️ Hasan: https://twitter.com/Hasanthehun Will: https://twitter.com/TheWillNeff QT: https://twitter.com/QTCinderella Austin: https://twitter.com/Austinontwitter Marche: https://twitter.com/Marche Fear&: https://twitter.com/FearAndPod 00:00:00 - Intro 00:05:35 - burry the hatchet 00:06:45 - will poisons our guests 00:08:30 - hasan piker x obama 00:10:50 - disney problems 00:13:43 - nick and cinna code switch 00:15:00 - austin x hasans dad 00:17:40 - what do you pray about 00:18:44 - rich people problems 00:19:11 - will they wont they 00:20:47 - setting the record "straight" 00:22:47 - qt is colorblind 00:26:40 - the return of love or host 00:28:15 - hasans house kinda sucks 00:30:13 - lmao we arent cutting that 00:31:18 - lying for fun 00:34:25 - WHAT IS LUDWIG DOING 00:35:25 - lets talk about QT 00:37:26 - hasan admits it 00:39:20 - the death of Beyblade 00:41:11 - cinnas water broke 00:43:10 - audio listeners on top 00:44:24 - live mas 00:46:10 - friends of African decent 00:49:38 - cinna break out creator 00:51:52 - drama farming + sidekicks 00:54:00 - cinna ranks her friends 00:55:21 - deep in the sauce 00:57:10 - hasan wont help the podcast 01:00:00 - marche hate is real #hasanabi #qtcinderella #podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:01:03 So I showed up. Hello, everybody. We're back. That's right. Another incredible episode of fear and and we're joined by a very special guest very special guests yes we are couldn't be more excited to introduce our guest Cinebret I'm not I'm not excited why are you not excited no we have beef I okay there's a couple different things I need to mention here right off the jump okay I I'm coming in locked and loaded.
Starting point is 00:01:45 Are these interesting things? Yes. And late. I'm late because I thought you guys were going to start already because I had a phone call with the boss man. I had the boss call. You had a phone call with Bruce Springsteen? Yeah, no. The boss of Bruce Springsteen. You see there's a woman guest and then he just
Starting point is 00:02:01 bails all of a sudden. I told you he had a problem with women. There's a couple guest and then he just, you know, bails all of a sudden. I told you he had a problem with women. Yeah, yeah. Well, there's a couple different reasons. One, number one, I said after Lily Pichu, no more Republican guests. And you guys were like, we're going to bring the racist. Wait, you're a racist? Wait, is that how I'm described as the racist?
Starting point is 00:02:20 Yeah, that's how I talk about you. We've never had a racist on our podcast before. Have you guys ever had somebody who's black on the podcast? Ever? before. Have you guys ever had somebody who's black on the podcast? Ever? Say again? Have you ever had somebody who's black on the podcast? Of course. Of course we have.
Starting point is 00:02:31 I'm not going to say who. We're not going to tokenize. No, that's always a losing argument when you start naming black people that you know. Right, right, right. But yeah, no, we have. I mean, you thought I was racist white, to be fair. Yeah, that's what I mean. That's what I'm talking about.
Starting point is 00:02:46 We brought a racist white on the pod who has said the N-word. Wait. Racistly. Racistly. A Republican who may or may not have attended January 6th. I wasn't there. Questionable. I was live on that day.
Starting point is 00:03:02 I think. Wasn't live. I checked. Oh, fuck. Also, last but not least, perhaps all of these things I can excuse, including the racism, the white supremacy, but a tier three Patreon loyal subscriber to The Yard. Oh, my God. What?
Starting point is 00:03:23 She's a Yard again. A top discorder on the yard discord and i heard the grapevine you've never watched this podcast what who told you that the grapevine you did actually she's the grapevine she's the grape and the vine yes i have never i okay to be fair watch the yard it's really not helping the racist allegations First of all, I know because they're all white but like yeah, the yard is kind of funny She For you she literally says we have a woman I won't speak no, that's what it is. No, that's literally what it is
Starting point is 00:04:05 We have a gay guy. I'm joking, I'm joking. We have a gay guy. Full gay. Not bisexual, full gay. We have a Muslim. And we have a woman. You're Muslim? And a ginger.
Starting point is 00:04:15 Disney's trying to replace us. And a ginger. You're like the most oppressed, honestly, of the whole group. Do you know how many ginger characters have been replaced? There are none anymore. Wasn't there like a princess? The little fucking mermaid! No, there was
Starting point is 00:04:30 that one chick with the green dress. Ursula? Brave. Yeah, is it her? What about her? She's like a fucking princess or some shit, right? She's like a Scottish ne'er-do-well who rides a bear. Yeah, is she not good enough for you?
Starting point is 00:04:45 She's never good enough. She's getting replaced eventually when the live action comes out. You know, Will, you're one of the good ones. Sorry, I shouldn't say that. I just said I was homophobic, too. It's really not looking good. No, I'm okay with it. Sorry. You like homophobia? I don't enjoy homophobia. However, I have to tolerate it.
Starting point is 00:05:01 He doesn't like homophobia. Any attention, he's okay with. He loves homophobia. Okay, so even if doesn't like he doesn't like homophobia any attention he's okay with yeah he loves homophobia okay so even if it's like homophobic i like homophobia in an erotic sense oh my god like if somebody yells like the f slur at you while you're walking out the door you're like slay yeah just put a finger like oh yes no no like i i don't i don't think being called the f slur is appropriate. Right. Okay. Unless you're sucking my cock. No. I'm learning so much about you.
Starting point is 00:05:31 No, you know what? To be honest, I don't know how I'd feel if somebody was giving me head and then called me the F slur. Love it. So just to clarify. You know what happened? You'd come immediately. No, no. I don't know. That's a weird dynamic,
Starting point is 00:05:49 isn't it? They're in the submissive role calling you the F slur, which is weird. So they have to be in the dominant role in order for it to be a link to you? I'm the F slur. I thought that would be more appropriate.
Starting point is 00:06:04 I feel like I'm making Cutie uncomfortable. I'm sorry. No, you're not. Listen, I am admittedly being a filthy little, dirty little slut, and I'm getting Sinanai tickets to Disneyland right now. I'm so excited. This is a perfect time for a segment I've prepared.
Starting point is 00:06:17 Wow. We need to bury the hatchet, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, my God. Bury the hatchet. Oh, I'm very excited. Speaking of Scottish, I brought a traditional Scottish beer. I'm very excited. Speaking of Scottish, I brought a traditional Scottish beer.
Starting point is 00:06:28 This is Bethar. I love Bethar. That was a really good accent. Try a little of this. At 10.30 in the morning, by the way. I'm so glad you're shining bright. The best possible time. The best possible time
Starting point is 00:06:44 to have a break. You think that I'm the problematic one when you have him on the podcast and he's talking about doming people and saying the F-slur? Yeah. But it comes from a position of authority. Yeah, you guys are kind of similar. You're kind of white-passing, even though you're half black. I'm also white-passing.
Starting point is 00:07:03 And Austin is very straight passing, and he is uncomfortable, or used to be uncomfortable, saying the F slur. I'm white passing, too. I'm a Lebanese American. You are white, bro. You are white. My mom last night was shocked when she found out that you had Lebanese
Starting point is 00:07:20 heritage. I just don't appreciate you diminishing my bloodline. Anyway, I don't think you're Turkish. Classic Hassan move. Burying the hatchet. Senator, you're a welcome guest. Let's all enjoy this delicious Scottish beer together. Is this beer?
Starting point is 00:07:35 Yes. How much is this? Prost. Oh, that doesn't smell like beer. That does not smell like beer, you fucking piece of shit. Ha ha ha! Ha ha! Ugh! That does not smell like beer, you fucking piece of shit. So that is the highest alcohol by volume beer in the world. That's not beer.
Starting point is 00:07:55 It is. It's 75% alcohol by volume beer. I specially ordered it just for you guys. It's the highest alcohol content beer ever made. That was ever clear. That was awesome. I feel like I just for you guys. It's the highest alcohol content beer ever made. That was ever clear. That was awesome. I feel like I just drank rubbing alcohol. I'm going to be honest.
Starting point is 00:08:10 I kind of want to get drunk. Hey. Right now? It's 1030 in the morning. Yeah. Bring it around. Oh, my God. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:08:17 Can I take another sip? Yeah. Wait, what is the warning? A sip's not going to get you. Can you give me the bottle? So the warning is a flammability label. I'm covering it with my hand. That's insane warning this beer is strong yeah do not exceed 35 milliliters in one city is that like the whole
Starting point is 00:08:33 bottle no 35 milliliters it is not the whole this is like a this is like this is why how do you even call that a whole bottle is 330 milliliters I want to go on record and say that I lied about eating today. I did not eat. Does it make you feel really hot? I feel super warm. I'll be honest, I feel awesome. Turns out all you need is a shot of I think I want to go get in a kilt.
Starting point is 00:08:59 Cheers. Prost. I feel, okay, I can, I already down mine. I can openly admit this now, now that the call hat took place. I had a phone conversation with someone from the Barack Obama team earlier today, and we are potentially setting up an interview. What if you weren't supposed to leak and now it ruins it? I just want to thank you for the opportunity to be there.
Starting point is 00:09:25 You are not going to be anywhere near the conversation. Please. Yeah, Austin. You can't come when we talk to Obama. Can you tell Obama I said what's up, Mike? That's, hold on, Hasan, I can be a producer. You are not going to be anywhere near the conversation for obvious reasons. I'll just stand in the room.
Starting point is 00:09:39 I need to be there to keep it light. Yeah. It's in Chicago at the DNC. You're not coming, so. Can you tell him I said what's up, Mike? I will to be there to keep it light. It's in Chicago at the DNC. You're not coming. Can you tell him I said what's up my... I will not be doing that. Please, Hasan. That's how they'll know you're legit.
Starting point is 00:09:54 I'm not saying that. I need this. Oh, you need this. You're right. He already blew off Joe Biden. Think about this. He blew off Obama, too. I had a chance to meet Barack Obama two weeks ago,
Starting point is 00:10:09 and now one of my good friends is interviewing him. Why didn't you meet him two weeks ago? And he's not letting me in the room. That Scottish beer is making me feel crazy. I love that you sold this as beer. You're a piece of shit. It's beer. It's famous for being the highest alcohol by volume beer.
Starting point is 00:10:27 I'm kind of going to be fucked up. So that's the one. That's the Obama situation. The other thing is like, I also have, I would say, someone more important than Barack Obama. I got squeezy in the waiting outside because we worked out this morning. And because he's on vacation, I was not going to ask him to be on the podcast but i want to just yell at him real quick yo lucas your food is here guys when i first started streaming i wanted to sell hot hot merch in dice with my animals faces on it i wanted i got well it was hard at first until i found shopify yeah you didn't know that
Starting point is 00:11:03 no had no idea. And so that, my very first merch drop was through Shopify. I've got these cute little sweaters and I put my animals on them and I had a little photo shoot with my animals and I used Shopify and they made it so easy.
Starting point is 00:11:14 And did you know they actually power 10% of all e-commerce in the US? I didn't know that. Yeah. They're the global force behind a lot of different stores like Allbirds,
Starting point is 00:11:23 Rothy's, Brooklinen. There's a bunch of stuff i love brooklinen i know i just bought some of their towels i only use their bedding i use their bedding all over the place people didn't even know this you guys didn't know and what you also didn't know is you could sign up for one dollar per month trial at shopify.com slash fear All lowercase. Yeah. All lowercase. Yes. All lowercase. No capitals.
Starting point is 00:11:46 Turn it off. Making sure I got that. Okay. So you can go to Shopify.com slash fear now to grow your business no matter what stage you're in. That's right. If you're in my stage, you don't know what to do. You just want to sell some things.
Starting point is 00:11:58 I'm going to sell some Taylor Swift bracelets soon. I'm excited. I'm going to buy one. And I'm going to throw it on my Shopify. Shopify.com slash beer what do you think about that hassan so he's he's good okay so like i'm being a bad friend i'm being a bad podcast co-host that's why i was late to the pod you shit on me when you got here no that was fine that was actually valid and no i i don't think it's valid i think it was valid and deserved
Starting point is 00:12:23 i mean you just really hate women. I'm finding that out about you. Oh, yeah, he hates women. For sure. No, that's fine. See, if it's, he doesn't hate women. Yeah. He just looks at them as objects.
Starting point is 00:12:34 Oh, my God. That's hating women. Do you objectify women? All the time. All the time. I'm like, nah, stop. That's all I do. I do apologize for anything that I say within the next 30 minutes.
Starting point is 00:12:45 I feel crazy. I'm a little fucked. This was a brilliant move. Thank you. This was a brilliant fucking move. I'm doing content. Cutie's been checking out for 25 minutes. My heart keeps getting declined.
Starting point is 00:12:59 I can't tell if I'm dyslexic. Maybe later we book the Disney trip. The problem with it is if you don't know, the reservations run out. I can't tell if I'm dyslexic. Maybe later we book the Disney trip. The problem with it is if you don't know, the reservations run out. So if you don't book it now, we might not get it. Your fucking cutie Cinderella is in the name. That doesn't get me anything. Really?
Starting point is 00:13:14 You can spend extra money to get something. Wait, they don't give you anything? You never had like a partnership offer? No, no. Actually, one time Disney offered to sponsor me and then they watched one of my Disney vlogs where I was talking about taking an edible and getting really high before going to Disney, and then they dropped me. Oh, that sucks.
Starting point is 00:13:30 It's so funny that they're just like. They serve alcohol. I mean, come on. Oh, thank you. Isn't Disney like kind of a low-key racist? No, they're working on it. There's an extra one. Walt Disney was a Nazi, right?
Starting point is 00:13:42 Right. I just love when I meet people that are racist and they're working on it. So it's like really great. Like they're working on it. It's a work in progress. It's better than not working on it. So glad that you're just improving yourself, Disney. It's like a really good job.
Starting point is 00:13:53 Yeah. Well, I'm feeling a little silly. I drink. I used to be an alcoholic. Like this is a lifelong struggle. Really? You know. Yeah, of course.
Starting point is 00:14:04 I fucking got a breast. Like we fucking know you. Yeah. I didn't know that about you. You pissed me off. I mean, I've talked about it quite a bit, but let me just say,
Starting point is 00:14:13 um, it's completely managed and under control. I don't drink. I actually kind of abhor drinking now. I, I, uh, hate it,
Starting point is 00:14:20 but you're off the wagon now, but the reason it's not like that. No, no. Before people freak out, it's not like that no no before people freak out it's not like that i just a 75 proof alcohol every now and then i drink recreationally the only reason why i brought this backstory to the to the forefront right now is to say that like i have a lot of experience drinking hard liquor scotch is my favorite this thing is
Starting point is 00:14:40 sitting in the back of my throat still yeah that, that was like dropping a bomb on my system. This is some ever clear ass bullshit, bro. I'll be honest, I feel great. It says UK chief medical officers recommend that adults do not exceed 14 units per week. What's a unit? One unit. UK chief medical. No, no, no. That is no.
Starting point is 00:15:00 I'll be honest. I may have had a couple of units. No, hold on. Hold on. Per week, right? One bottle of this has 24.8 fucking UK units in it.
Starting point is 00:15:10 Yes, yellow units. Come get a shank in you. Welcome to London. Give you a fucking glass game small loud. I hate when they do accents. I'm not good at accents, so I can't do it. I think mine sounds racist. Oi! Vase Oi That's Australian
Starting point is 00:15:29 Wait mate I'm not good at accents I just don't do any of that Do a black scent Black scent? Can I say something real? Can I say something real? You and NMP code switch a little bit when you're around.
Starting point is 00:15:46 Yeah, absolutely. I don't think Nick's code switches. I think he does. Nick code switches? At the basketball game? He does. He does. Wait, really?
Starting point is 00:15:53 He was saying the N-word willy-nilly. He was? Nick says the N-word. He does. Yes. Oh, I missed it. It was probably on my stream. I missed it because I was playing basketball.
Starting point is 00:16:02 Yeah. Dude, that's so sick. I'm happy that's wait i coached you gay it up a little i do get it up around women dude you are the queen when i go home to my family it gets very waspy oh it gets very waspy do you do the same thing that I do where like, if you're like when I code switch, it's just, I become more New Jersey.
Starting point is 00:16:28 Like I'll be like, yeah, yo, that's mad real. Like I'll say stuff like that. That's for sure. I went to college there. So like I,
Starting point is 00:16:35 you know, it's like you also have a Turkish code switch. Yeah. What is your Turkish? When I start, when you just go, when you just go, I'm sorry guys. My dad's on his fucking phone again he won't turn it off
Starting point is 00:16:50 no it's just like yeah bro he's he's old and unfortunately he needs like hearing aids your dad and I have been talking recently yeah this is big what like this is no we've been talking like we had like I said good morning this morning. No, we're not dating. Yeah, my dad's gay as hell. No, no. He's calling his dad the F's. No, no, no. In the morning, like this morning, I said good morning.
Starting point is 00:17:12 And he said, where are you going? Like he was inquiring. Are you going to go have some gay sex? That's what he asked. No, no. I said, I'm going to the gym. And he's like, to have gay sex? And I was like, no.
Starting point is 00:17:22 Did he really say that? No. Oh, that'd be so good. He said it in Turkish. It's be so crazy will and i best friends for like 15 years at this point yeah probably my dad has talked to him a a total of like eight america like eight english words we have an understanding though yeah well i come in and i give him a a nod yeah but recently something changed i don't know what it is, but he has started actually speaking English, which is weird.
Starting point is 00:17:48 It's because I've been flirting with him. Yo, sick. That's crazy. You should have more of Scott. I really brought him out of his shell. My dad speaks fluent German.
Starting point is 00:18:04 That's what we've been flirting in. And not only does he speak fluent German, and he's much more confident in his German, he speaks fluent English. He graduated. He got a PhD from the London School of Economics. He has a doctorate on economics from the London School of Economics, which means that he wrote a dissertation in English,
Starting point is 00:18:27 and then he defended that dissertation against the deans of the London School of Economics. I'm such a fucking loser. Holy shit. So obviously he's very good. My dad speaks four languages. Oh my God. No, no, but your dad's a boss man, for sure.
Starting point is 00:18:42 But what I'm trying to say is he can speak English. He just has, boss man, for sure. But what I'm trying to say is he can speak English. He just has, for years, refused to. Committed to Turkish. And it's very crazy because, like, there are so many instances throughout the day where he has to communicate with, like, a shopkeeper or, you know, when he wants a donut. A shopkeeper? What are we, Italy?
Starting point is 00:19:02 Yeah, was he buying potions? Like an In's keeper. And it's pretty funny because he wants the donut, he has to communicate with this person, but for some weird reason, maybe due to his
Starting point is 00:19:17 anti-imperialist roots or something, he refuses to speak English. So he'll just use hand sign. He's pretty good at saying, hey baby girl how's your brat summer every time I walk in the house. So I don't know. I must just be a youth.
Starting point is 00:19:35 What's your Mormon code switch? Just not swearing. No swearing. Wait, you said swearing different. You said it different. No, no, no. Do you mix up the medicine? Do you talk about the Heavenly Father?
Starting point is 00:19:50 I don't talk about the Heavenly Father. Do you cross your arms? When we pray, yeah. You pray? Yeah, if we're doing like... You go home and pray? No. So that's like the Mormon N-word, right?
Starting point is 00:19:58 It's like you don't believe in God anymore, but you go home and pray your ass off? Yeah. Is that it? No. I'm not like praying my ass off. Like dinners, whenever I go to my sister's house before having dinner, we have to pray before dinner. What are you thinking about
Starting point is 00:20:12 when you're praying? Do you think about Joseph Smith? I'm usually peeking an eye open and I'm throwing shit at my niece. Have you ever had impure thoughts about Joseph Smith? When I'm at a table and everybody's praying, I open my eyes to find out who's not looking. I do that too.
Starting point is 00:20:28 I always look around. I look around and I'm like, who the fuck is not buying me? I think that's our coffees. Yes, you order coffee as well. Yeah, there are three Uber Eats orders coming. Sorry, Mark. I ordered Uber Eats. I ordered myself food and forgot to
Starting point is 00:20:43 order Will food, so I gave him my phone to order another order. There's two orders. There's another one coming. In a room with a bunch of fucking millionaires. I'm so sorry. Don't even. I'm not a millionaire yet. You've been fucking popping off lately.
Starting point is 00:21:01 I'm not a millionaire. You've been popping off. You've got a will-they-, won't they thing going on. I hate that will they, won't they thing so much. Will they, won't they make you a ton of money, which is why
Starting point is 00:21:09 everyone's been wondering. We've been trying to get them to will they, won't they forever. Guys, I'm going to say it. Hassan and I are so into each other. We're so into each other.
Starting point is 00:21:17 We had to put you, the guest, in between me and Cutie because like, what's will they, won't they? I feel the tension. It's palpable. We have so much sexual tension. He doesn't know what will they, won't they. He feel the tension. It's palpable. We have so much sexual tension. He doesn't know what will they won't they.
Starting point is 00:21:27 He's been gone for so long he didn't know. Hassan and I have a thing. It's a vehicle in shows that they have with male and female characters typically where it's like, are these two gonna hook up? We don't know. Wait, is there a will they won't they between you and Cutie? I bet you guys stoke it up. Oh my god.
Starting point is 00:21:44 You know, they don't really make sense. You know what? In hindsight, there is a lot of't they between you and Cutie? I bet you I'm stoked it up. Oh my God. Because, you know, they don't really make sense. You know what? In hindsight, there is a lot of sexual tension between you and Cutie. I feel it. Should I just switch seats? We're jealous of the dropouts podcast. Yeah, if you switch seats, then Ludwig will know. Is this my ice vanilla latte?
Starting point is 00:21:58 See, you know, this is why I fuck with the yard. I ordered you that. Oh, you did? Okay, thank God. I fuck with the yard because there's no sexual tension there. You know what I mean? Yes, there is. I don't have to wonder about a will they won't they.
Starting point is 00:22:06 Ludwig and Slime? I fuck each other every day. Not even on the pot. And also Ludwig made out with Aiden. Here's the thing. I don't assume that there's sexual tension. I just know that there is. It's not like a will they won't they.
Starting point is 00:22:17 They just will. None of us have ever kissed each other. Well, actually. I've made out with you, I think. Well, like, but not in the same way That like Ludwig has kissed Aiden I think like there was way more emotion That was kind of knowledge
Starting point is 00:22:30 I've only known you as a whore I'm so sorry Wait really? I'm so sorry But you're like a cunty whore As a whore Hey don't call my podcast host what he is Yeah we don't like that Okay look there's this rumor There's this idea Out is this there is this
Starting point is 00:22:46 idea out here that i'm just fucking and sucking everything that is out there and it's just not true one thing i hate about austin is this narrative he creates about it's like me being like everyone keeps calling me a bitch and it's just not true when i'm constantly bitching no you are constantly telling these stories and then i am no but look that's not me. Okay, so tell me what you know about me. You think I'm a whore. Well, I want you to know that like three years ago on the Lover Host that I was on with you, that was what I was told. I said, they were like, you'll love Austin.
Starting point is 00:23:15 He's like kind of a whore. So like, you'll get along with him great. And I was like, okay. They said that? Yeah. Who was they? I told you that the girls used to talk. Wait, was this before I was out?
Starting point is 00:23:24 Did you know? The girls used to talk. This is our story. Wait, was this before I was out? Did you know? This is our story. Wait, was this before I was out, though? No. I don't know. You must have been. No. Okay, listen.
Starting point is 00:23:32 Everybody knew. Everybody knew. I'm sorry. You were saying this. If they didn't know, they knew, right? No, I don't think people knew. Hassan was hoping it was after. When I heard you talk, I knew.
Starting point is 00:23:40 Oh, really? It's great. I was hoping it wasn't true. Wait, I thought for sure i sure as soon as i heard that indian accent oh no i wasn't around then no i was i was before that i don't know what you're talking about it's so funny that was the first conversation i had with him i was like cut that out i literally was like no you're not doing it and he stopped yeah you were done with that by the time we yeah like was on one of your last ever Lover Hosts. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:24:05 I think it was one of the final five, I swear. Oh my God, new conspiracy. Austin comes out as gay in order to not appear problematic. Yes. That is a play. You got me. You Kevin Spacey.
Starting point is 00:24:19 It was such a genius thing. Me and Cinna. He's been sucking cocks left and right in order to not. It's fine. I'm used to it. Go ahead. I need a straw. Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:24:31 He hates women. I hate women. I'm going to kill myself. No, no, no. Don't kill yourself. We've got to go to Disneyland. Also, they have caramel. Oh, but it's a California adventure.
Starting point is 00:24:40 We're just going to Disney, so we can't get caramel corn. I went to an ice cream shop the other day and guess they were selling dogs at the ice cream shop. Like dogs? Yeah, like puppy dogs. Wow.
Starting point is 00:24:51 Can you believe that? Can't believe it at all. Did you eat one? I didn't eat one. I left dogless but also ice creamless and I had no clue that I was showing up
Starting point is 00:24:59 to this place and it was no good. Uh-huh. Oh. And I know you have, this has happened to you before. Many times. But with a doctor. Yes, I show up and
Starting point is 00:25:08 I'm like, oh my god, my doctor isn't in network. Can you believe that? I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I think Will, though, knows a good way to avoid that. I think he does. Yeah. Oh my gosh. ZocDoc? ZocDoc. Yes, he does. I knew you guys would talk
Starting point is 00:25:24 about ZocDoc. It's a free app. He told me about this. He told me about this free app where you can search and compare high quality in-network doctors and choose the right one for your needs. That's amazing. Lots of colonoscopies. Love that. You love them.
Starting point is 00:25:38 And upper endoscopies too. And you can click to instantly book your appointment all on this app. So ZocDoc, you can find someone in your network, high quality. You're not going to show up. You're not going to show up to the doctor's office and get a freaking dog show. But, Cutie, when I make an appointment, I want it now. Well, you can book it instantly. Really?
Starting point is 00:25:56 24 hours to 72 hours ahead of your booking. You can just bang ZocDoc. That's incredible. Instant gratification. Sometimes same day appointments. Yep. that's incredible instant gratification network same day appointments yep that's zocdoc.com slash fear zocdoc.com slash fear the book today thank you will um i i first my first impression of sinna was from lover host and turns out it wasn't her that i thought it was if that makes sense what do you
Starting point is 00:26:26 mean oh she's racist she mixed me up with another white skinned black girl and she was like oh yeah so that makes me racist yeah she was like oh they all look the same even though i think all white people look the same too i think all people look the same taco bell incident that's so crazy didn't you say like yeah what did you say to j the other day? You said family with an R. No, I didn't. That's just my R's. See, I said family. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:26:50 I said family. You said family? No. She did. That's fucked up. Oh my God. Last week. I'm part Japanese, so I'm not going to be offended for that too.
Starting point is 00:27:00 Pull the clip. Pull the clip. We have to see it. I said family reunion, but I say it fast and my R's are weird, so I said family reunion. I was saying famry. You said it again.
Starting point is 00:27:11 No, because family reunion. Family reunion. Again, again. Somebody who's Japanese, I heard it and I was like, family reunion. See, there it is. Oh my god! It's like crazy. You're too ethnically ambiguous.. Oh, my God. It's like crazy. It's wild.
Starting point is 00:27:27 You are too ethnically ambiguous. I know. I know. You're everything and nothing at the same time. You are so ethnically ambiguous, you could be Dominican. I could be everything. I could be everything. You shut up. I could be the avatar of all races.
Starting point is 00:27:36 Ariana Grande would kill to be you. I bet she would. She switches skin tones like every week. And she's great in all of them, I just want to say. She is so good at all of them. She's beautiful. I love her. Her music she is she is she slays in every race she really does she really does and every husband yeah that's coming from a switch she's got a thing for every redhead you guys got to protect me i did she might she's gonna come oh please don't especially if i get cast as another nickelodeon character i'm on a hit list if you you do a Broadway show being Spongebob, it's over.
Starting point is 00:28:08 Did they end up breaking up? Her and Spongebob guy? I think they're still together. I don't know. I was very sad when she did that. I was sad. That's crazy, though. But there are sometimes like a nerdy guy can just fucking.
Starting point is 00:28:21 I'm all into nerdy guys. Especially if you call me. My type is nerdy guys. Really? Yes really yes i was about a nerdy guy that really gets you i don't know like how nerdy is agent no no he's not nerdy at all he's he like again that's why i say him and i are friends you're a shipper you are a shipper why would you do this he's a fan he's a fan are you watching tiktok fan cams yes oh my Oh, my fucking God. Oh, my God. I am. Because I'm, well, I don't really care about the shipping aspect of it.
Starting point is 00:28:49 I'm just a clip farmer. I'm learning from the greats, the goats. Yeah. Faze Ronaldo. He's got that Scottish beer in him, too. I'm the clip. I am the clip. I keep drinking mine.
Starting point is 00:28:59 I feel like it's going to go downhill if I do. So. Wait. I'm not done. Okay. Anyway. So, first, I'm not done. Anyway. So first I start hearing about Sina. People are like, oh, Sina's moved to Austin. And I said, what a fucking girl.
Starting point is 00:29:12 And they were like, why? And I was like, I don't like her because she cried on the Austin show. And it pissed me off. You didn't. You cried on my show. I know. I can do it. But she can't. You cried? No. She mixed me up with another girl. Oh, I can do it. But she can't. It's true. You cried? No. She mixed me up with another girl.
Starting point is 00:29:26 Oh, I remember that girl. Yeah, cutie's really racist. Yeah, that's what I'm finding out. I forgot the girl. We went full circle on that conversation. I thought that girl was white. I don't know. I don't remember.
Starting point is 00:29:37 All I thought, her name started with a C or a B. I'm not racist. I'm dyslexic. And it only makes sense to be dyslexic. And racist. It's a little weird. I was on Poki so then
Starting point is 00:29:47 turns out I hated her for another reason I forgot she was on Poki's show so whenever I said that people were like oh that makes sense
Starting point is 00:29:53 because she was on Poki's show with you and I was like it wasn't Poki it was one of the Minecrafters and they were like
Starting point is 00:29:57 no it was Poki I was like no she wasn't on that one and they were like no she wasn't I was not on a Minecrafters Loverhouse I thought you were
Starting point is 00:30:02 it was somebody else that I mixed you up with no the Minecrafters are cool but I'm not I was not on the L I thought you were I was not I was not I mixed you up with No The Minecrafters are cool But I'm not I was not on the Loverhost I think it's time to bring back Loverhost You're too late
Starting point is 00:30:11 Please Austin Austin Like I think it's missing It needs to be open again It is missing But you're too You gotta do the 20v1s
Starting point is 00:30:19 Because I'll tell you what No I'm gonna do my own thing No that format is like way better Than yours I'm not gonna lie Well fuck you Austin they need a host Cause I did I did Jason's 20v1 and they didn't have a host and it was miserable. I think you're messy.
Starting point is 00:30:31 That's what it is. You're messy as fuck. You could fill that spot and start hosting that and you could. I'll look into it, but I want to call it Lover Host, but it'll be 20v1. Are you going to call it a 20v1? You just need to bring it back. I don't want to steal somebody else's brand name. You can call it.
Starting point is 00:30:44 There isn't. It's from everywhere. You could call it lover host, but you just have to do it in person in the white room and do the whole thing. I was going to do one of those things. I say a lot of things. I know. He just says he's not going to do it.
Starting point is 00:30:54 I'm not going to do it. I feel like a 20v1 would be so fun hosted by you. I'm going to be in Cabo or something. You're just a messy person. I'm not actually that messy. Right, Will? Not at all. Clean.
Starting point is 00:31:04 I'm clean as a whistle. Now drink some more Scottish beer to prove it. I can't drink anymore. Do you want mine? I will be blasted. I'm fucked up off of like this much. I'm a little fucked. I cannot do it.
Starting point is 00:31:19 Tell us about your rise to fame. Do I really have a rise to fame? Take more Scottish beer. I have to stream after. I'm so sorry you shouldn You're looking at your phone. Take more Scottish beer. No, no, no. I can't. I have to stream after that. Oh, I'm so sorry. You shouldn't look at your phone. Drink some more Scottish beer.
Starting point is 00:31:29 Go ahead, Sienna. Talk about your rise to fame. He's going to buy our Disney tickets. No, I'm just posting it on his phone. What was that? No, so quick. He's also giving me his house. Ew, there's a little fly on my phone.
Starting point is 00:31:40 It's a nice house. It is a nice house. What's your first impression of this house when you walked in? I liked it. Yeah. Well, I don't want to actually say too much i don't want to like nobody knows no it's not as nice as you thought it was gonna be yes that's what everyone says it's yes it's very basic right it wasn't crazy it's crazy to get canceled for this yeah did you get canceled for this i'm just being mean for fun today i'm sorry everybody i really don't care what people don't realize is the housing prices in LA.
Starting point is 00:32:06 Like, have you seen a million dollar house in LA? That's why I won't move here. It's like insane. It's like. I want to live like cutie. Yeah. If I. You want a rich boyfriend?
Starting point is 00:32:14 No. Okay. Okay. Good luck. I'm already getting. Well, agent. Agent. Stop it.
Starting point is 00:32:19 Stop it. You know what I started getting, by the way? I looked up a Fear Ann clip one time and I started getting Hassan fan cams. I'm going to start disliking them. Wait, can you dislike them? I am not interested in this post. I keep getting Hasan fan cams on TikTok. Can I actually be honest about something?
Starting point is 00:32:33 I do hold down and I say I am not interested in this post. I'm so sorry. It's because I don't want to see edits of you and your muscles. Is it too much? No, it's just like, hey, don't ruin my will. I'll be honest. I'm jealous. This is a good will they won't thank.
Starting point is 00:32:47 I can't believe Cinna came on the podcast and stole my man. So what do you see as muscles? I'm not joking. It makes you nervous or sweaty? Do you start playing with your hair? No, I'm like, I'm sweating it. I'm like, dude, just keep shrugging. Playing with your hair right now when thinking about the fan games is weird.
Starting point is 00:32:55 The amount of men I've been accused of fucking in my lifetime that I have not fucked is crazy. Like I have been accused of fucking everybody. Yeah. Yeah. You want to hold hands or anything? Literally. There was this guy that said somebody flew him out and I was all over the
Starting point is 00:33:19 comment section. Yeah. Like to be fair, it did sound a lot like you flew him. Yeah. Cause you flew him economy. No, it was a first class ticket That's how I got out of it. No, that's how yeah, that's how we knew that it wasn't you But he started this rumor
Starting point is 00:33:31 I flew one guy out one guy ever in the history of the world in the history of guys know in the history I think about you. No, okay that I won about you? No. Okay, then I won't. You can. Yeah, go ahead. Say it. We'll cut it if I don't like it. Am I going to get a... Okay, they'll cut it if it's bad, right? Don't you bring a new boyfriend
Starting point is 00:33:52 every time you show up to an event? No. Isn't that your thing? No. That's crazy. That's crazy. There's no disrespect to you. You can do it.
Starting point is 00:34:02 No, that is crazy. No, you got us confused. We're not cutting that out. That's awesome that you think that. But that is funny that you think that, but it's not true. The answer is, yes, he does. It is not true. No, it's great if you do.
Starting point is 00:34:14 It is totally not true. Will, back me up here. Yeah. That is not true. It's real. For the record. We're starting content. We don't know if they're going to fuck.
Starting point is 00:34:22 He's a huge slut. I thought he was a whore. No, he is. He is a whore. You know he was a whore. Like, I think it was cool. Like, a cool whore. You know what? I might as well be a fucking whore. I'm going to start taking prep and fucking everything. What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:34:32 I mean, you already do. You already do. What's so crazy to me is they know my life, and they know I can't defend myself, so they're just fucking just throwing the fucking rumors out there. If you want to be a whore, you want to be a whore. you want to hear my new hobby lately yes yes cutie i've been um that ended well i've been lying for fun me too um wait what do you mean your new hobby i've just been like more uh i've been more creative with it lately and a lot of my target has been your girlfriend what i've just been
Starting point is 00:35:05 starting rumors about her for fun so if you hear any just know they're true wait like what she's not happy about it like there's one i was talking about how she's like this this is true that's not a lie she's super self-conscious about her nipples because they're just said that to me yeah yeah yeah because they're like on the side of her boob and she just doesn't really know she's like really self-conscious about it um so i've been really sensitive about it made sure she's not wearing deep cut shirts or anything in case anything leaks she also she talked about one time she i can't tell if this is a liar no i don't know what's one time she she jerked off herself to a picture of George Washington. Caroline, I know. Is that true? Yes. I believe that actually.
Starting point is 00:35:48 Caroline, I can see that. I feel like you jerk off to political candidates. Am I wrong? No. Is that like a... No, I keep business and pleasure separate. So those are my things. I don't know why. I feel like somebody who's deep in politics,
Starting point is 00:36:03 that's like your world. No. Is that crazy? who's deep in politics, that's like your world. No. Am I right? Is that crazy? There's like way sexier. I don't understand. There's way hotter people to jerk off to. Dude, I feel like you see a photo of Bill Clinton
Starting point is 00:36:13 and it just gets you going. I mean, no. I hate Bill Clinton. He hates... Actually, I get annoyed because I'm a fan of him. I get annoyed at people's perception that he likes Democratic candidates or Democrats, period.
Starting point is 00:36:26 Like, there's, like, everybody that, like, doesn't, like, understand the political, they'll be like, oh, you fucking love Obama. Oh, he's a liberal. And Kamala. And Biden. He's jerking off to Biden. He doesn't like anybody. Was Bill Clinton a Democrat? You're like my stepdad.
Starting point is 00:36:39 My stepdad. You might get along. Never knew. That's insane that you did not even know that. I like to live my life in a blissful little world you know what i mean and it's very lucky that i can do that even though i grew up poor so i really shouldn't be like that at all but like yeah i just i don't know i to be fair i don't know bill clinton lore like who knows bill clinton lore who does that what do you mean
Starting point is 00:36:59 he was the fucking president i didn't read his characteristic traits. He was my president. You know who Monica Lewinsky is? The United States of America. Not when I was alive. Yes. No, he was the president. When were you born? 96. End of 96. 96? How old are you? He was president when you were born.
Starting point is 00:37:20 I was born in December of 1996. He was president. Yeah. He was? December 5th. You were born into a Biden or a... I was born into a Clinton 1996. He was president. Yeah. He was? December 5th. You were born into a Biden. I was born into a Clinton administration. So were you. All of us were except the son and Will. When was he president?
Starting point is 00:37:33 You were born into a Bush administration. And so were you. When was Bill Clinton president? And born out of one, if you know what I mean. Read my fucking lips. I was born in the Clinton administration. Clinton was president when you were born. In like the 90s? Yeah. What the fuck? I thought he was like an the Clinton administration. Clinton was president when you were born. In the 90s?
Starting point is 00:37:45 Yeah. What the fuck? I thought he was an 80s president. Can I be honest with you? I'm like an airhead. Yeah, you're digging a hole right now. That's fine. Listen, I will live blissfully dumb in my life.
Starting point is 00:37:56 I'm kind of okay with that. Where are you from originally? Virginia. Oh, that makes sense. No, I'm not from country Virginia. I'm from like... No, Sina was homeschooled. Wait, you're no-go? Yeah, she was. No, I'm not from country Virginia. I'm from like... No, Cinna was homeschooled. Wait, you're noble?
Starting point is 00:38:06 Yeah, she was. No, I'm Virginia. I would never lie for her. It's like southern, like east coast. Southern east coast. Are you lashing out? I feel like you're going through something. No, this is just...
Starting point is 00:38:15 I'm really having fun with it. Yeah, but I know, but have you ever watched like... Sandwich lost her virginity because she rode a horse too hard and it just pops. Okay. Have you ever seen Saved by the Bell? Yeah. I'm pretty sure there's an episode where someone's lying for hard and it just pops. Okay. Have you ever seen Saved by the Bell? Yeah. I'm pretty sure there's an episode where someone's lying for attention and it's because like their dad's beating their shit out of their mom.
Starting point is 00:38:32 So if you want to talk about something. What is Ludwig doing? Is Ludwig beating you? What is Ludwig doing to you? Oh, Hassan's being jealous of my boyfriend. I want to beat you like Ludwig does. No, no, I'm fine. I'm excited. Is like Ludwig does. No, no. I'm fine. I'm excited.
Starting point is 00:38:47 Is this the Scottish beer? Give me a little bit of sipsies. No, I've been doing it a lot lately. Okay, let's talk about Cutie Cinderella. Who wants to be the center of attention as always. You should not do this. I feel like this is not... Why? I'm having fun. But people are going to think you're a
Starting point is 00:39:03 cantankerous bitch. No, they like it. They already think that. I love Cutie as a bitch. Cine was homeschooled. She never learned how to read. Cutie, I want you to know that what everyone says about you is actually not true. No, it probably is.
Starting point is 00:39:20 I hear all those things. And we also repeat them. But it's not true. But we repeat it anyway. Also, okay, let's talk about Cutie. Let's let Cutie be the center of attention. Oh, my God. I want to talk to Cinna.
Starting point is 00:39:31 Beyblade. Can I just say something? Can I talk to Cinna about being demure and mindful? No, we'll do that in a second. Beyblade. I want to talk about Beyblade. I want to talk about Beyblade. Okay, what?
Starting point is 00:39:40 This is the most chaotic episode we've ever done, but possibly the best. Will, you fucking, you crank 90s on this. Okay. Wait, we need ever done but possibly the best will you fucking you crank 90s on this okay wait we need to get fucked up every episode okay so here's the thing here's the thing welcome to wine i did not know what beyblade is i do not i still don't fully understand what beyblade is and i am now so incredibly invested in beyblading, gripping and ripping. It was so much fucking fun. I do have some takes about the overall planning and the organizing of the event. Yeah, like how Cutie Cinderella
Starting point is 00:40:11 changed the rules so that I couldn't win. Yeah, that was bullshit. I didn't mean it's because everyone's technically it's against the rules for them to be outside and I thought I got the same ones but then they weren't the same ones. Okay, regardless, I just want to say cutie. What?
Starting point is 00:40:27 Another banger event that you put together. I hope you're happy about it. I'm not happy about it. Okay. Well, there was some, there was some, and that's not a lie.
Starting point is 00:40:35 I know, but this one is too long. Can I make some suggestions? Yeah. Yeah. Very much. What I said last time, which I still maintain is you need to do teams because that
Starting point is 00:40:45 way everybody is watching the matches and you can do single elimination but with team yeah so everybody's watching because yeah you said that and i forgot yeah and also 32 people 1v1 is entirely too many people yeah it's not like the way i think about it like i'm gonna do this because you know uh we have sexual tension. We have sexual chemistry. And I'm trying to impress you. Right. Like, so obviously, like, I want to be the man that Ludwig never will be.
Starting point is 00:41:13 I want to be there for you. So I showed up. But I know for a fact that, like, if you're just like a regular streamer and you're showing up to that event, like the expectation is like they get something out of it. And I feel like when there's 32 people with like eight different camera angles, everyone's streaming their own fucking POV and stuff. Like you're limiting the amount of interaction that they can have with the camera. And I feel like that's the reason why you have to limit the invite.
Starting point is 00:41:36 You were really going to just kiss. All right. My, my thing with allowing people, cause I've done Beyblade before. Uh, I did it two years ago and it was fine um but it was like a fan favorite that's why i brought it back yeah it was two years last year
Starting point is 00:41:54 but the thing that's why i allowed people to stream it because i felt like there was too much waiting so i was like oh that's where you benefit is by streaming it or vlogging it got it um but then i don't know i think people got bored but then i also was like well also it should just be like a fun party that's why i had food and drinks and stuff like that was great i enjoyed that you were not having a good time the food was great no i i waited till the end you left before i did he refused to call an uber i left at the end no i left because first of all, I was rooting for Hasan the whole time. You literally
Starting point is 00:42:27 were just like, can you please throw? I lost. I was out. Austin gets in this mood when he's not, like, when he's like obviously trying to do something else and the something else was just like going back home ordering fucking pasta and then like sitting upstairs in
Starting point is 00:42:43 his bedroom. Well, first of all, I want to start out by saying this is not to diminish the event. I was out. ordering fucking pasta and then sitting upstairs in his bedroom. I want to start out by saying this is not to diminish the event. I was out. For the record, I would like to say this on the record and I haven't said this anywhere because I haven't streamed. I don't think I'm ever doing Beyblade again. Can I say something?
Starting point is 00:42:59 I did not enjoy it. I was just out. I will take Beyblade. I love it. Beyblade is sick. I was eliminated so that's why I was just out. I will take Beyblade. Okay, you can have it. I love it. I was eliminated. Beyblade is sick. Cutie, I was eliminated, so that's why I wanted to go. But anyway, as you were saying, I did that. Yeah, I just don't think, I think what Hassan said, I just don't think it works. I saw too many people bored, and I don't like that at my events.
Starting point is 00:43:16 I wasn't bored. I was, well, to be fair, I was yapping away, so. Yeah. So, I did come back and eat pasta. You did? I did eat pasta. And you sat on my kitchen island and you slumped over and you ate that fucking pasta. I did eat that pasta.
Starting point is 00:43:31 And I had a conversation with the son, which is rare these days. Oh, he's trying to misdirect. He's trying to misdirect. He's trying to redirect. He looks sad. He looks like he should dive into this. This isn't a misdirection. I don't want you to think he doesn't talk to people.
Starting point is 00:43:45 I feel like we should open this up a little bit. Okay, let's do it. Yeah, are you just not a good friend? I'm a bad friend. I'm a terrible friend. I can fix him. I mean, honestly. I talk about him sometimes in therapy.
Starting point is 00:43:57 Like, what friend would you know would talk to Barack Obama and not invite you? You are not getting invited to the Barack Obama conversation. No, it's not just about me. I wouldn't invite either of you. I don't getting invited to the Barack Obama conference. No, it's not just about me. I wouldn't invite either of you. I don't want to talk to Barack Obama. I do. I'm going to say what's up my son. Please can you say that to him? Please.
Starting point is 00:44:15 Hassan, please. I'm not going to bring you up as a person who has said the N-word. Yo, what's up my, that's from Sinner. You can say it. Oh, you want me to say the N-word to Barack Obama? I'm giving you the pass. I'll give you the pass. No. Yo, what's up, Mike? That's from Sinner. Sinner, you can say it. Why don't you just say it? Oh, you want me to say the N-word to Barack Obama? I'm giving you the pass. I'll give you the pass.
Starting point is 00:44:28 No. I don't even know if I can give you the pass. What the fuck are you saying? You can say half the word. I'll say half the word. That was the awesome end to your story.
Starting point is 00:44:36 I will not be saying that word regardless. Could you not? No, Hasan. Hasan. Hasan. It's shocking the world. Oh!
Starting point is 00:44:45 Audio listeners, her water just broke. Her water broke. Make her drink more Scottish beer. Make her drink more Scottish beer. Her water broke. We're going to the hospital. You're not. This is not a lie for attention.
Starting point is 00:45:00 Nissan, say half the word, please. No. I'm so sorry about your table. That's crazy. No. That's crazy. Just AOE the whole room. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:45:07 The craziest part about this is that you only recently have said it in public, and now you're just like the person who wants everyone to say it. What the fuck's going on? Code switching. No, I will not. I will not be saying it. Did you know one time I was standing in Mizkif's kitchen? Oh, God. First mistake. Oh, no. Did you know one time I was standing in Mizkif's kitchen? Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:45:25 First mistake. Oh, no. How does this relate to the N-word? When we're talking about the N-word and you bring up Mizkif, this cannot be good. Well, because I'm making, because Darion really wanted chicken, so I'm making chicken for Darion. Darion's on one side of me. Russell's on the other side of me.
Starting point is 00:45:40 They're chirping. They're like, cutie, say the N-word. Cutie, say the N-word. Cutie, say the N-word. We're giving you the pass. We'll give you $100 if you say the N-word.ie say the n-word cutie say the n-word we're giving you the pass we'll give you a hundred dollars if you say the n-word we'll give you two hundred dollars and they keep raising the price i never said the n-word even for money i'm proud of you thank you i knew i liked you for a reason that was why i could yeah because that
Starting point is 00:45:56 was a trap it was scary they were scaring me they're yelling at me telling me to say it i just don't why so i think you're one step away from becoming them yelling at people to say the n-word i can't help it it's like yeah it's weird it feels like it's hit you gotta stop well you know what it is it's unlimited power that's what it is absolutely hearing you hearing you say that like if you weren't next to chris and like aging and shit like i literally would have been like so reaffirmed in my belief that you're like a racist white person no it's because i said it with subtitles that's why like i say it like a disney princess that's how mario you said
Starting point is 00:46:36 yeah you you said the word too well yeah but like okay you thought you think i'm like white white like when you look at me i okay to be fair, for those of you who don't know at home, when I first met Sina... Wait, explain to the audio listeners what Sina looks like. Yeah, describe me. Sina is very ethnically ambiguous. We got another will-they-won't-they cooking. He wants to call me the C-word so bad.
Starting point is 00:47:02 Sina is very ethnically ambiguous. You told me what you were. Japanese and black. He wants to call me the C word. Sina is very ethically ambiguous. She is. You told me what you were. Japanese and black. She's Japanese and black. And white. And white. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:47:10 I didn't see the third one. She is. But the thing is. Three parents. But the thing is. That's crazy. But the thing is. Okay.
Starting point is 00:47:17 My introduction to Sina was literally that like she's friends with like notable Republicans. That part's not even fake that's real who's a notable Republican that I know oh one person oh my token Republican she was in your name so like she's friends with she's friends with Britt who is
Starting point is 00:47:38 like you know a Republican and she lives in Texas but I'm also friends with Britt I'm also friends with Britt. I'm also friends with Britt. But I've known you guys for years and she's a gay friend and also Cutie is racist so you don't want to be a part of this.
Starting point is 00:47:53 Well that checks out. I don't want to be but everyone's saying it. But in any case, I saw that clip. Living La Vida Loca. She thought those were the same slogans yeah but but regardless they're both living something for me i thought i thought it is like like a not only just a white person but like kind of like a like a white person if you know what i mean like you just thought i was out there saying the hardy
Starting point is 00:48:19 are like crazy like i i didn't think you were saying the hardy are, but I thought you were like, I don't want to give them welfare. I have three friends of African descent that didn't use to say the N word. You being one of them and now say the N word quite frequently. Well, I don't say it. Three friends of African descent. You made it seem like they're like first generation from Nigeria. I got some Scottish beer in me. I'm trying to be a little...
Starting point is 00:48:49 I don't regularly say it anymore. Myth, Nick, and Sina? Yeah. That's crazy. The three of you. I've heard it. I'm going to be honest.
Starting point is 00:49:01 As a white guy, I think you get to a place where you get used to when your friends don't say it. Your friends who say it and your friends who don't heard it. And I'm going to be honest. As a white guy, I think you get to a place where you get used to when your friends don't say it. Your friends who say it and your friends who don't say it. And then when your friends who don't say it start saying it, you kind of do this. You know what I mean? I kind of get like a butthole pucker. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:14 When Nick says the N-word, I kind of get like a- It's like a weird vibe. I've always said this. Kai is my favorite streamer. I watch Kai a lot. And I'll be sitting on the couch. I'm not kidding. She's trying to preface. She's about to say the most racist white people right before they see the
Starting point is 00:49:30 most racist thing you've ever heard guys i just want to reiterate i voted for obama twice i've said this no so i watch kai and i'm sitting on my couch like cross stitching or like making bracelets like doing my white girl shit right and k Kai will always be like I love all you n words watching me thanks for supporting me and I'm like just sitting there the whitest girl in the world like I got called the n word a lot I'm like this is not the demographic he is not here
Starting point is 00:49:55 hey I renew my sub that is definitely a weird feeling as a white person being called the n word it on the east coast that happens a lot by other white people I feel like that's so no no no no no i was called the n-word quite a bit by my friends of african descent i've just stopped saying that please just say my black friends please that sounds so much worse yeah I don't know Yeah We have talked about this a lot It reminds me of my old podcast
Starting point is 00:50:27 Do you know what it is? It's because of the fact that Like the clip is like a big thing So when I show up People are like Hey, let's talk about this clip And I'm like Alright guys
Starting point is 00:50:35 What clip? Hey The one of me saying it Can you play the clip? No Have you only said it once on stream? Are there any Buddhists here? I don't know if it's gonna get stolen
Starting point is 00:50:43 The question You gotta ask Marsh nicely, Austin. I was about to do that. May you grab it, Marsh. This is what I do. I usually text him and I say, pretty please, will you go get my coffee? May you please grab. Thank you so much, sir.
Starting point is 00:50:57 I appreciate it. What was your question? Love of my life. Oh, my question is a lot of streamers whose parents are, like, somewhat prominent online or someone online openly admit to watching me. Does your dad watch me or no? Because Asmongold's dad watches me. Like, he's like a Hasan. Her dad only watches Alinity.
Starting point is 00:51:16 My dad is watching Alinity. He is not watching you. My dad wants to talk to you. Does your dad actually watch Alinity? No, he does not. But he, like, I think he just is really friendly and he wants to meet so many streamers. He rated me one time. He rates everybody.
Starting point is 00:51:30 And then everybody texts me. Wait, he streams? Yes. That's crazy. Your dad has never rated me. It's like literally my fucking nightmare. That's awesome. God, I would love to get my dad streaming.
Starting point is 00:51:38 93 years old. It's not as good as you think. It's not as good as you think. No, especially because 93 years old, you know, he's a smart guy, but he was alive during the depression. So he's got some interesting takes for sure. It's just, my dad is like, he's just too excited. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:51:52 And then like chat baits him. So like, oh, go into like fucking Morgpie stream and Raider. And then he raids her and like Morgpie is like, oh, your dad was in my chat. And I'm like, he's just doing content. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. He would fit in great
Starting point is 00:52:05 with the Facebook. What's not great is when my grandmother calls me and she's like, why is your dad trying to mess with this OnlyFans girl because she gets
Starting point is 00:52:12 a clip sent to her and I'm like. Your grandma's getting clips sent to her? Yes. Is your dad single? Yes. Let him rest.
Starting point is 00:52:20 No. No. Let him do his thing. A 20v1 with her dad. Yeah. Your dad has aura. Am I doing 20v1 with her dad Yeah, your dad has aura Am I doing 20v1? He's great at creating
Starting point is 00:52:28 Ethnically ambiguous women So just let him do his thing We should do a 20v1 We're doing it With my dad? He would be so down Okay Sorry, Austin
Starting point is 00:52:38 If he had a kid with a litany She might end up being more Ethnically ambiguous than you I'm not joking That would be like He would have every race If he did that That would be like he would have every race. If he did that, it'd be like he just hit them all. The infinity gauntlet. Yeah, it's like infinity
Starting point is 00:52:49 stones. Do you have other half siblings? Well, I have one sister, but like, no, I'm saying like he's just going for it. Oh, I thought you made it seem like you do. No, no, no. He's just going for it. So now, how have people treated you differently now that you have found success on Twitch?
Starting point is 00:53:08 Yeah. Now that you're popping and you came on the fucking fear and podcast. She's always had success. I know she's always had success, but she's had more recently. And I always, me, my job is to keep my finger on all the pulses. So I'm always watching. And when people come up to me and they start bringing up Sina and they've never mentioned Sina before, I'm like, interesting.
Starting point is 00:53:26 Yeah. And so I'm curious. That's so weird. I think that anybody who's above a thousand viewers, I'm like, they've made it. Well, I mean, I agree, but it's just this funny thing because it's like, because stream rewards, we have categories like breakout creator, which you'd probably be eligible for. Um, and we have like, uh, uh well because it's like about like doubling
Starting point is 00:53:45 your viewership and stuff like that that's great but uh or like getting your name known anyway but regardless like people bring start bringing people up more often i think since i'm like this little person that sits in this corner and then i start hearing things and so when i start hearing sinna's name and i'm like that's sinna but then they're like talking about sinna like she is like sinna which of course you are Sina, but like to me, you're just Sina. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:06 You know, like, yeah, I don't see that way at all. Like, but I'm curious if anyone's treated you differently since you've started. I've had, I've had bad interactions and I have good interactions and it's been a lot.
Starting point is 00:54:16 Like it's, I'm not gonna lie. It's been really cool, but I feel like I've just grown gradually. Very, very gradual. And so to me, I don't see myself as any different i'm like okay i'm still
Starting point is 00:54:26 me yeah and everything i do is like cool because i'm just still going versus like other people see it as like oh i maybe need to interact with you more or less and do you feel like other people interact with you more now yeah but do you feel like i've interacted with you differently now that you're popping yeah you asked me i also barely interacted. But you also, like, hate women, so. That's true. And he's a bad friend. Yeah. I'm not really going to get much.
Starting point is 00:54:48 You know what's interesting is, like, the only thing I notice different about you is you definitely have a more defined, like, on-stream character. Yeah. I think I'm more, like, confident in myself on stream. Yeah. Than I used to be. Yeah. Now, which I like.
Starting point is 00:55:03 Like, I think that's, like, a really good thing. You've been killing it, though. Good for you. Oh, you oh thanks i don't like this bit i don't think you're that good something mean like this is our podcast we'll do what we want yeah just say something mean to me please that was the mean thing okay cool i don't like the nice stuff so yeah i mean my me i was obviously i was drama farming so i'm i'm saying do you do you have any stories of anyone treating you differently that you can vague post about or like where they mean to you before and now they're nice to you this is when you know something but like no i don't i really don't no no i don't i don't i don't know
Starting point is 00:55:36 this is just i mean i've been there i've had people like when before stream rewards people treated me very differently and also around the months of february march people treat me very differently. And also around the months of February, March, people treat me very differently. All of a sudden, I'm a ticket to something. I'm no longer a person. And I've seen it happen in the industry quite a few times where all of a sudden people are interested in people. And it's because it's how this industry works. And I think it's fine if you do it in good faith. Dude, I have to admit something.
Starting point is 00:56:03 I'll never be a top-of-the-line streamer because I don't notice any of this shit. Well, I have to admit something. I'll never be a top of the line streamer because I don't notice any of this shit. Well, I think I know that you do. Come on, people. You would always get people. People would like treat you. I notice. No, I'm not saying like that. I like I just don't notice like the comings and goings of numbers.
Starting point is 00:56:22 I don't know who's up. Oh, yeah. I don't like. No, you treat everybody with respect yeah no i i know the opposite of me when i first came into the oh when i first came into the industry people were fucking horrible to me yeah because i was hasan's friend and like i'll be honest i probably got the sidekick treatment worse than anybody else for like two years and then i've got it pretty bad. So you and I might have,
Starting point is 00:56:45 would you decide? Because you got to think I was a part of like one group for like anime YouTube stuff. And then I didn't want to do anime YouTube. So when I moved to Austin, I was OTK orbiter. And then the moment, even with AMP,
Starting point is 00:56:56 like I didn't, I have not left OTK or like, I'm not even signed to them. First of all, but like I went to Atlanta and like, people were like, Oh, send a switch friend groups. Like she's fucked over. over and I was like I didn't switch like to be
Starting point is 00:57:07 honest as a member of OTK you should absolutely I like I like I mean they're like they're way cooler I'll be honest no I like everybody yeah until OTK does a cypher I'm not interested. Yeah, honestly We put no no cypher Okay, okay drama drama. Yeah rank your favorite amp numbers. No, no, no No, I won't do that agent number one. No Chris next door number two. You're a shipper. You're a shipper I'm just saying your ranks. that you told me in private. No. Wait, didn't Cutie sleep? Is that too far? I was going to joke and say Cutie slept here, but I don't want to. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:51 Sorry. I'll spread that rumor for attention. I slept. I just woke up. I'm so sorry. Wait, is this like, are people buying into this shit? No. Austin's getting jealous. He's getting... He lost the thread of the conversation and tuned back in. It was like, what?
Starting point is 00:58:06 It's been awesome to bring you up to speed for the month that you missed. We were talking about the Dropouts podcast. There was a will they won't they with Tara Yummy and Jake Weber and how we need to captivate that audience. Tara Yummy? I did not know that.
Starting point is 00:58:22 I would do anything to be a Tara Yummy. Anyway, and so we were trying to capture that audience of clip farmers. Oh, by being in a will they won't. It's not fun. Trust me. It's not fun. What do you mean, Hassan? Why are you laughing at me wanting to be a tar yummy?
Starting point is 00:58:39 Why are there so much tension? This is such a funny thing to say. It's Brad Summer. Or. Brad Summer is over. Tar Yummy. We need to get fucking. What's that British chick that got slighted by I spice?
Starting point is 00:58:51 Madeline. Dude, you are deep in the sauce. Yeah. Dude. Madeline Argy. Yeah. That's the. She's in L.A.
Starting point is 00:59:00 So sweet. She is in L.A. I don't know. We need to have her on the pod. She was dating this man who's a drill rapper. Central C. Central C. Who's like barely a drill rapper.
Starting point is 00:59:11 Okay. She's dating Central C. Okay. He says they're so cute. They're in love. Blah, blah. And then he's doing a song with Ice Spice. And then the song comes out and all the promo is like them like rubbing up on each other and like very explicit.
Starting point is 00:59:28 And like they definitely hooked up and all this shit. And the whole time the girlfriend didn't know any of this. So it's like one thing if you're like doing this, like, you know, like say you and I are dating, but me and Will do a music video. Oh, yeah. Me and Hassan are dating. But then you and I do a music video together where we make out. i never told hasan and now he's so upset cheating bitch so that's kind of what happened so he like she got cheated on and found out via the music promo which is insane all right um now and now she's like in la we should have her on the pod is what he's saying
Starting point is 01:00:00 and she's devastated and really sad because that's a really sad way to find out and then i think this is funny by the way a lot of people think it's not funny because they take life way too seriously um and i'm just tired of doing that but i spice like double down which i think is kind of funny like she didn't apologize or anything she was just like yeah she was like how she's stealing her mains or whatever yeah and like also on the floor right he's like congrats like yeah you stole a cheater good luck bitch like yeah this thing it's funny it's funny we want ice spice on the podcast too though i know but i can still say that's funny i think it's a very funny thing to do you just say bitch i say bitch all the time though. He's got the past. They're arguing like a married couple, you see?
Starting point is 01:00:47 There they go. Yeah, here we go. I gotta admit, I'm just not in on iSpice. I think you are, actually. Why? Because she's gonna come on the podcast. No, you'll get her. Hassan, DM iSpice right now.
Starting point is 01:01:01 And Bruce Lee. Do you think it would work? Do you think it would work if you DM'd I spice? Uh, probably not. That's good. It's fucking dead. I'm not, I'm not valid. I'm not valid enough.
Starting point is 01:01:12 I'm not tapped in. Will you just try? I could. There's people following you that are very famous that you don't even know about. He never does anything for me. Does Obama follow you? Yeah, the latest, the latest one we found out was, it was Phineas. No.
Starting point is 01:01:23 Oh, Phineas. This week's episode. Oh, I'm in on that. Yeah, I'm in on that. This week's episode is, last week out was Ricky Martin. It was Phineas. No. Oh, Phineas. I'm in on that. Yeah, I'm in on that. This week's episode is, last week it was Ricky Martin. This week we found out it was Phineas. You know who I want on the pod? Phineas and Verb?
Starting point is 01:01:32 JoJo Siwa. No, Phineas is Billy Ash's brother and producer. You know who I want on the pod that I think we can get? Nardwar. Ooh. No one's ever sat down with Nardwar and just been like, tell me about you. He's really good. It's always, what did you bring me, Nardwar? And not, how are you doing?
Starting point is 01:01:48 We need to hit up his family and find things about him. He's great. I love him. You guys didn't do the fucking thing. You're not Nardwar. I don't know him. If you were Nardwar, then I'd do it, but you are
Starting point is 01:02:04 not close. You're Senna.'re not an armoire. I don't know him. If you were an armoire, then I'd do it, but you are not close. You're Senna. We need to know. Don't say that. Why do you do that so well? Because I'm good at voices. You did amazing. Did you guys know that Senna won't move to LA because she thinks that the super volcano
Starting point is 01:02:17 will explode if she lives here? Wait, wait, hold on. That's, that's your fear? You're welcome. No, she's just, she's just doing, she's attention seeking behavior. This is not attention. This is real. No, this is real. This is real. No, this is real.
Starting point is 01:02:25 This is real. You think there's a super volcano? Ooh, I do like that I'm confusing people, though. Coming from the woman who won't get on a plane because she thinks everyone is going to fall Read that, bitch. No, sorry. Read that, bitch. Sorry.
Starting point is 01:02:35 Number one, they did just fall out of the sky like last week. Yeah, but it was a... It was like a guy peddling a bike. It was like a Wright Brothers plane. I want you to talk about this because it's interesting. It's very fucking reasonable. There is like a super volcano under Yellowstone. If you didn't know, you find out.
Starting point is 01:02:51 But you're going to get fucked in Texas anyway. What are you talking about? Yeah, but at least I can have like a fighting chance. I'm going to drive a little bit away or like swim in the water. Texas' entire electrical grid failed when there was like temperature drops. But it's better than like the ground opening up and I'm like fall in. You know what I mean? You're in LA. You can go to Hawaii or something.
Starting point is 01:03:09 Don't you have the big one too? I hate to break it to you. The earthquake? Yes. One day you're gonna die. Yeah, but I'd like it to not be in LA while I'm waiting for my Starbucks coffee. You know what I mean? Oh, I'm sorry. Let me make it in Austin while I'm waiting for my fucking Whataburger.
Starting point is 01:03:25 Oh, shit. That's even worse. It is worse. I got slings for your arrows. First of all. Sina, you should move to Los Angeles. Trust me. My.
Starting point is 01:03:36 Everything is so expensive. Shut up, Marsh. Drink some of this Scottish period piece of shit. Yeah, Marsh. Fuck you, all right? I don't mean that, Marsh. You're so sweet. You're so sweet. I love Marsh.
Starting point is 01:03:47 You should move to Los Angeles. Take it from somebody who hasn't moved here yet. You should move to Los Angeles. It is. Marsh just threw up. Yeah. No, it's so much worse than you think. It's ever clear. The opportunity here is better.
Starting point is 01:04:02 All roads, one person. She would have had a podcast in LA I won't say with who because that's a leak but we'll go to the Patreon right now it's you alright it's obviously you
Starting point is 01:04:11 alright and on that note ladies and gentlemen thank you so much for coming on where can people find you what do you want to plug I don't know
Starting point is 01:04:19 twitch.com slash agent no hey yo ban him yeah you're getting banned in my chat shippers are banned you're both banned Twitch.com slash agent. No, hey! Yeah! Yo, ban him! Yeah! You're getting banned in my chat. Shippers are banned, you're both banned.
Starting point is 01:04:30 But let's be honest. No, I remember this. If you had a dead body at your house, 3 a.m. Oh, you're the first person to call. Thank you. No, 100%. Really? I would make that shit disappear
Starting point is 01:04:41 and I'd never talk about it again. For the record, I think I would call the police. That is true. You're going to jail and you're getting taken advantage of. What, you're going to LAPD? Yeah, you're fucked. You're fucked, buddy. You're making big cookies in there. Tits ripped off in the cell.
Starting point is 01:04:52 Tits ripped off. Austin loves that one. He loves tits getting ripped off. I do. I don't know why. He'll be free as a bird with me disposing of the body. You're someone's girlfriend. Right.
Starting point is 01:05:06 Have you ever had a dream cutie where you're like, you murdered somebody.

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