Fear& - COLD ONES ft. HasanAbi, LazarBeam & Boy Boy | Fear&

Episode Date: April 1, 2024

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How do you fucking do this thing? Is that good? It has to be good. Production chef, director, Jon Favreau camera canon date scene dinner take 12 why does this have this right we we helped direct chef so it's from the movie you did not help i don't fucking know there's a story behind it but max will be able to tell it better how's it going we're back on another banger episode of Fear and Podcast. And today we have some esteemed guests with me. We are here in Australia.

That's right. We're in Australia, Melbourne. It's the last day of the trip. And we have some phenomenal guests. We got Chad, a.k.a. Everything for Views. No? I don't... What would you anything anything we got chat aka anything for views not everything for views well anything everything laser beam g'day and also boy boy

alexa hi that's right you're you're my you're my co-host kind of like that's the way we're doing it now the podcast is very chill very very casual. We're just going to have a normal conversation. We're going to shoot the shit. And I want to get started immediately by, of course, and this is the first ever world premiere, we're going to fucking neck a VB long neck. Nah, nah, nah, nah. 8.30 in the fucking morning.

Yeah. Do you mean neck it in the sense we're skulling that shit? Yeah, we're easy to go yeah is that you got it we're good all right all right come grab it throughout this experience oh we got I got 10 so I got more all right okay so just before we begin i'm sober before we begin the first night you got here i was like let's drink you're like uh i shouldn't you know you know i used to be an alcoholic and you know i just want to take it easy and then ever since we had drinks one night i don't think you've stopped it's called i did i did i had to i had to stop you've definitely been corrupted here um yeah no this is we we had to stop. You've definitely been corrupted here. Yeah, no, this is, we had to do it because this is proper bloke shit,

and I'm a proper bloke. I got my fucking kit on. I'm like a true blue Aussie. What boy is this racist? I'm starting to see some culture appropriation. Yeah, all right, cheers, boys. All right, man, you can, yeah. Cheers.

All right, you sculpt first. Are we just doing cold ones without Max? I have never, I've never had one of these and I'm actually very excited to have one, like a true blue Aussie. Say that after your first sip. I think it's nice. Oh, he gone. We're just going to sit here and watch him get drunk.

I feel like we should have sung him down, but he's just he kind of just went for it. Pretty good. Really? Yeah. Not much to go off with your American beers, but all right. Yeah, I'm more of a two-ease guy myself, so this is a little fucked up. Wait, so I don't get it. This is actually very good.

Yeah. Really? You gave it a bad rap. I think it's delicious. I think it, I don't know, maybe because my abusive father drank it so much that the smell just kind of reminds me of him when he finished a day at the job site. Yeah, we should expand on that. We could. Let's go down that rabbit hole. didn't we have a conversation about how beating kids is

good well that we did but yeah we haven't shared that with i mean when i say beating i forgot i'm on your podcast no you can say that yeah but like they're gonna pick me apart all right everyone's most controversial opinion go yeah no that's actually okay like slow down bro oh my god he has become an alcoholic yeah he also missed two streams

while he's been hanging out with us yeah it's true he's spiraling I read on twitter that he's spiraling yeah yeah that was really funny

cause like um there I was like talking to my discord about how cringe and annoying they are

about constantly only wanting to do politics and I was like you guys need to stop. We're normie repellent. No normie wants to partake in our activities

because we're always talking about politics and we're getting hostile towards others who don't want to do that. And they didn't clip that part of the Discord. I got clip chipped in Discord. I don't even know how the fuck that happens. Simple rule. Just don't type in Discord. I don't even know how the fuck that happens. Hey, simple rule.

Just don't type in Discord. Yeah, it's true. Let it rain free. Definitely a good idea. But then I was responding to someone who said something, and I was like, I'm going to kill myself, which is a normal thing. Of course nobody says that.

But they didn't post that I was replying to someone. So the way that they showed the the messages made it seem like i'm like oh my view count is falling i'm gonna kill myself i'm so sad and people from my like normal friends that i have that have twitter uh that don't know anything about twitch were like reaching out like i got i got a text message from fucking uh mike malek really he's like is everything all right? Yeah. And I'm having the time of my life.

I'm fucking drinking. I'm not streaming that day. No one drinking is sad ever. I mean, for me, I normally am working all the time. So for me, I'm unwinding. I'm having a great time. Oh, we unwinded. Yeah. Should we get into it?

I don't know. Are we allowed to talk about it? Oh, I mean, we went to a nice dinner at buda man it's a beautiful restaurant it's like one of the best restaurants in melbourne it overlooks the city what did you order chad i didn't fucking do shit he brought out tequila i don't want to talk about the price no no we're gonna talk about we've got well i mean it just feels like really unrelatable but all right so you know how the restaurants buy like a bottle of like like500 tequila and then they charge

$100 a shot? It's one of those restaurants and the trick is just enjoy the food, don't buy the expensive shots. But when you're drunk and he goes tequila, you don't ask him

what tequila he's pouring until you see the bill. Yeah, so the food bill was $3,600. Wait, there was a bill? I didn't see that.

What happened? What? Who? What? I showed it to you, literally. Oh, yeah. He's just a bit. Oh, I showed it to you, literally. Is this a bit? Oh, I get it. Fuck, man. I'm sorry. I'm sleep-deprived.

The food was $3,600. The alcohol... That's pretty good for high-class food for like 10 people. $16,000 fucking dollars. Australian dollars. Which is like Monopoly money. Like 10 American dollars. It'd be about like 12 or 13 US. We have a tradition here in Melbourne. It's not an Australian tradition. Actually, it started with you like 12 or 13 us we have a tradition here

in melbourne it's on australian solution actually started with you when you moved here it's a game called og sun it's just a game where you click little heads and then when the big head pops up you lose and that's how we settle the bills what happened you fucking i fucking lost it yeah i mean look to be fair i said i would pay as well you were like no you're the guy he wouldn't let you i want i did the math yeah and he wanted the guest. He wouldn't let you. I did the math. He wanted me to use it. I wanted you to play, and I did the math. Obviously, there's chances you click different heads

and stuff like that with more players, whatever. But the actual number of turns, you would have lost if it went the exact same fucking way. I love that you were just hung over the next day driving for five hours thinking about that in your head while you were doing the math. I was pissed off, man.

I just, I just, so we're clear that bill got high. Cause we did drink that for two hours after. And once again, I think I ended up paying another three and a half grand. So. Yeah,

but you can give me like the other nine at any point, if you want. No, I'm good. For that stuff. No, I'm good. You got Fortnite referral code.

Yeah. If everyone here, I'm sure lots of Fortnite fans watching, use code LAZAR, L-A-Z-A-R, and then it's all good. Yeah, you have it tatted on your body. I do, I do. Yeah, but the boys have been really hospitable.

Is that the right term? Yeah, that's right. Depends what you're trying to say. Yeah, we've had a great time so far. I want to get the conversation started by bringing up something very important. For the American audience, apparently there's a rivalry, a little bit of a rivalry between these two cities, Sydney and Melbourne.

Melbourne is or was the richest city in Australia during the California gold rush period. They also had their own, whereas Sydney was always the most populous, even though now Melbourne is becoming more populous. There's actually a loophole to that. They just extended the length of the city. That's how we overtook Sydney. Oh, thank God.

So you guys are still breeding up there. So for me, personally, I had no dog in this fight. I'd be surprised if you did. I came in here, I witnessed what Sydney had to offer and I was like, this is pretty good, it's what sydney had to offer and i was like this is pretty good it's chill then i came to melbourne i was like well you know australia is kind of boring like there's not too much going on but the fucking food has been so goddamn good everywhere we went that i think melbourne's a little bit on top now

it's not fair though because all the fun no you can't you can't trust this guy you live here yeah he moved here because it is the better city, but he won't accept it. I moved here because I got friends here and I was lonely in Sydney. But New South Wales, born and bred. Throwing through. Melbourne sucks. But it's also like, you can't trust him

because all the cool stuff about Sydney he's terrified of for some reason. Like, we went to Clovelly, you swim in there, there's beautiful fish. It's like an aquarium and a beach at the same time. It is like a pool. Yeah. And this guy's just terrified of the fish.

They're scary and they should be afraid of me. And they're swimming up at me. That's because everyone in Australia is so friendly. Even the fish are friendly. They come up and have a little nibble. I will say this. Australia, across the board, hottest people. I don't know how the fuck it happened. You know, every time we have someone here,

they always go, fuck, the women here. Hot, eh? He didn't specify women, though. He's saying men are sexy, too. Thank you. Look at this fucking guy. That's very nice. No, it's just like,

not even just hot, but also cool. We got out of Clovelly, and there's this fucking super fat dude who's showering his body, and I was just in awe of this beautiful man. He had a smiley face tattoo as a tramp stamp in his lower back he's wearing budgie smugglers he had a fucking the fattest mullet of all time

wearing the wicked shades you know i'm talking about speed dealer sunnies yeah the crazy speed dealer sunnies in the shower while he's like showering himself he had the sunnies on still and just having a fucking grand old time i was like that guy fucks he was definitely smashed like 1 p.m. yeah so Easter long week very long week we have holidays here so we have this is actually like a five-day holiday Easter it's Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday Monday which is why no one here is working which is except for us which is is crazy. The real hard working Aussies. Hard and thirst, that's what they say. That is another thing I want to talk about as well.

Australia, big Christian culture. I'm shocked to find out. It's not a Christian culture. It's a holiday culture. You guys have civil wars over other things. If they took away a holiday for us, there would be a war. I fucking love that though. I love that. I love that.

I love that there's, like, a lot of the workforce is overall very, like, much better compensated than the average construction workers, like, anywhere else. And also on top of that, like, it is unconditional. You work on the holiday, you're getting double overtime, especially on Sunday. Double and a half. Yeah, double overtime on top of the one and a half. And if you work past, is it 10 or 11? It's three and a half times. That is so sick.

We had a prime minister. I forgot who it was. I forgot what the event was. And he was just like, if your boss tries to make you go to work tomorrow, they're on Australian. He just kind of like declared it out of nowhere. I rate that. Bob Hawke? Yeah, probably.

Probably. Maybe not Tony Abbott. No, he loved it. He would have been down the beach, sharing next to the guy with the mullet. Sexy. Probably. Maybe not Tony Abbott. No, he loved it. He would have been on the beach showering next to the guy with the mullet. Sexy. Yeah, so the people are hot.

The food is amazing in this country. Like, actually surprising. That's why I want to go to Voudoumont just because out of everything they have really, it's very expensive

but it's like, it's nice. It's like a once in a lifetime. And also they have like 10. Yeah, once in a lifetime, isn't it? I mean, it's not my fault that so many people

come and visit and we have to take them there. I've been there so many times now. I... Once in a lifetime, isn't it? I mean, it's not my fault that so many people come and visit and we have to take them there. I've been there so many times now. I've never paid a bill, so... Damn. It's probably the richest place I've ever been. Fuck this guy. They've got such crazy stuff up there.

They've got like 10 different sunsets. Every single five minutes, I'm just like, oh, there's another sunset. There's a whole floor of like the top of the building. Yeah, yeah. I love that it was the tallest building in Melbourne, so they added an extra... Yeah, they want to add an extra level just so they could be the tallest i know that that was like that or they extended it but there was one where

we're sitting yeah i mean we also like took you to like the best places and stuff i suppose but that is true oh yeah glaze yourself up more yeah go ahead well i mean i'm not gonna like share exactly where we go and stuff the worst part about drinking when people come here, is even though if you're here for five days, it's technically two because it's like one day drinking, one day hangover. I mean, I'm not a pussy. I can keep going. In fact, I drank yesterday. This is my fourth day in a row drinking.

That is insane. I had to take days off specifically because I could not do the sleep debt and also the drinking because I was just not sleeping enough and I had to wake up at 6 in the morning The stream so I just couldn't do both at the same time and I just gave up and you know I was like fuck it. I'm on vacation. It's just a different time. Is that no well? You can't really I can't really do that. I was fans of sleepy. Yeah babies Well, they're like adults like my community except for all the people that we saw today

They were all college students. Well, you guys did the protest. Yeah, we did the Palestine protest. Fuck your brave. Dude, why? It was awesome. Because, bro, it's a shit storm down there on the streets. Yeah, people were getting arrested.

I mean, I thought it would be cool if we got arrested maybe as well, but, you know, it didn't happen. I did a protest once and never again I got hit by a beanbag. Really? That was during the Black Lives Matter thing. Fuck. Because they made it like a thing. Oh, shit. Because they made it like a thing.

You were on the other side. They made it like a thing. They were like, you can protest Black Lives Matter, but you can't protest lockdown. But they kind of merged together. So they're like, who the fuck do we shoot? So after that, and also it's a lot of walking, and I'm fat. I 8k steps and i was like never again that's another thing city's very walkable it's fucking sick yeah because they lock down every fucking street anyone that needs to go to work on that day if they protest on the side

in general the city is very walkable in comparison to like la you can't walk at all over there yeah you can't they'll kill you you will die if you try to walk into LA street because like the sidewalk will end randomly and you're like, the fuck am I supposed to do? And then you take another turn. Oh, this is Skid Row. It's also just like even when you are walking, you're stepping in human shit.

Yeah, there's also that. Someone played a game with that. I think it was Eddie Burbank to play like a game with Ted Nivison. They were in LA and they're like, who can find the most shit? Oh, that was me. Oh, was that you?

That was you. Oh my God. I'm a piece of shit. It was you. Who can find the most shit oh that was me oh was that you that was you oh my god I'm a piece of shit it was you who can find the most shits in one day dude it took like two minutes

and we were maxed out on shit we had like what is the max well cause we were sniffing them to like check if they were shit or not

like there's a limit to how much you can he's not joking he's not joking I believe that he did that yeah it was fucking gross. You have a poo thing. I swear to God.

I feel like I just look at it and go, that's pretty big for a dog shit. There are some weird shits in LA. I don't know what other people are eating there, but there are like souffle looking shits. There are a decent amount of homeless people in Melbourne, though. I felt at home. When I see homeless people, I'm like,

oh, this is just like LA. I don't miss it that much. But they're not homeless. They have houses. They are homeless homeless people but if you see a homeless person they might be in the housing commission as well but oh so they're just chilling in the street but they have a yeah okay yeah because they don't they don't get that much money and if you especially you're in there you've obviously in there for some something wrong you could be alcoholic mental disability is usually a big thing so you usually see them on the street like

trying to get some change because they blew their money on alcohol and stuff like that so the best thing to do is pokey pokies as well the best thing to do is like buy them a meal i don't know that we're in la you try to buy them a meal like nah you got money i'm like i can buy you food like nope here they're like maccas please just get me maccas yeah oh nice so yeah um food is amazing holy Holy shit. Thank you. And honestly, the strip club was pretty awesome too. I'll just, you know. What do you mean? I thought that was a church. Holy fuck.

Actually, the strip club was built in a cathedral. We went to a strip club on Easter in a repurposed cathedral. That's like a strip of sin. That's how you know none of that stuff is real. Because we would have been struck down immediately. That was great. We were having a good time around the stage, throwing some money off some girls,

had a couple dances. I mean, you did. I left. I was ashamed of all the sin I was seeing. Oh, yeah. That's why we walk in. And this- No, no, no. He just shows up with a, like a roll of just so much fake money.

I'm also there with my girlfriend, just full of transparent. Yeah, he was there with his girlfriend. It's like a family affair, you know? Yeah, but when we rock up to, they go, Lennon? You guys with him? Yeah, come on through.

No ID checks, nothing. What was that? Man, I don't know how much I can expand on this topic no you did you walked up and they were like they were dabbing you open shit my girlfriend walk up is friends we're regular fortnight that's what it has happened I have showed up at a strip club before, and the guy's like, Laserbeam, come right through, sir. I've never been there before in my life. I'll have your code. 100%.

No, it's just like there's not that many places that stay open until 6 a.m., and that happens to be one of them. So if you're wanting to have a later night, it's that or the casino, and one's cheaper. Well, we went to both. Yeah, we went there. After that, once we were at the strip club, we made our way to the casino, The Crown,

which is literally one-to-one Las Vegas. I cannot explain how Las Vegas this was. I felt like I was no longer in Australia. It was crazy. Yeah, because there's no windows. There's no clocks. There's no windows. Lots of bright. Down to the fucking like rug you know the weird rug yeah there's like a psychology behind it could not be true i got off tiktok but they said

and make it look ugly so you're not looking at the floor so you look up especially when you're drunk you don't look at a squiggly carpet yeah it's it's great it works because we sat down. Chad immediately was like, give us on $1,000. And so I got $1,000 and Australian dollars. And we sat down and we started gambling. And honestly, I don't know how the fuck this happened, but I ended up making, I was up. We were getting rents in the first half. And then we got that deal.

And for the last 30 minutes there, it was like the best luck ever. And then for, like, we got that deal and for the last, like, 30 minutes there, it was, like, the best luck ever. And we all just, like, we looked at our clocks and we're like, yeah, it's 3 a.m. I gave 500 back. And then the last 500, I was like, I'm just going to, you know, finish this. You were trying to leave.

Yeah, I was trying to leave. It was late. So we were trying to leave. And I was like, you know what? I'm just going to go all in. And then from that moment on, I just kept going all in. And it just kept piling up.

I swear that's when you start winning those when you're trying to leave. Yeah. Yeah. You probably see it on the cameras. And then you're like, oh, I'll keep going. I'm winning.

I think that way as well. I feel like there's a grander scheme there. I always think that there's like a bigger, you know, plot, even though it's random. We were smarter. We were.

And we just needed one person to say I'm leaving. And thankfully someone did and we all left. And then on the way out, I put 50 bucks on my numbers and it's random. We were smarter. We were. And we just needed one person to say I'm leaving. And thankfully someone did and we all left. And then on the way out, I put 50 bucks on my numbers and it hit two. Yeah. He put 50 bucks on like a corner with 21 and it hit 21. And then he picked up another like couple hundred dollars.

It was crazy. It was an extra grand. That's not usually how it goes for you though. Usually it's like, oh, can I borrow a thousand? You take the thousand chip, you put it on something. Ah, I lost a thousand.

It was very impressive. I thought it was the sickest. I thought it was the sickest thing. I'm not even kidding. I was like, damn, this guy's so cool. He's just funny. That's why I really wanted to specify, it doesn't always work that way.

Kids at home, you shouldn't gamble. It's not all winnings. Gambling is awesome and you should always do it at a crypto casino. You know what? I was wrong. That's the worst place to do it

because it doesn't look like real money. Like the chips are one thing you can kind of like, $100 chip, that's $100. Crypto, .0001 Bitcoin. You're like,

how much is that? I'm sure that's on purpose too. It is. It is. It's fucked. Also, to get more money at the casino, we have like a cash withdrawal limit on our cards.

It's only two grand. To get any more money, you get someone to bring it, or it's like a mission of transferring. So at that point, you can't be fucked. But like online casinos, like credit card or like crypto transfer, and you're it.

Isn't it you, like you normally, here's a fun story for you guys. I'm sure you'll appreciate this. I took XQC to his like first real casino experience with my host in Vegas. So you're wise retarded. Yeah, I'm the you'll appreciate this. I took XQC to his first real casino experience with my host in Vegas. So you're wise retarded. Yeah, I'm the reason why.

I mean, he was already 75% of the way there. But I took him with my host to a casino in Vegas during TwitchCon. It's not my fault. It's Twitch's fault, honestly. What are you doing? I'm probably paid by the casinos. And he took a line out because that's how we do it in Vegas. What's not my fault. It's Twitch's fault. Honestly. What are you doing? I'm probably paid by the casinos. And he took a line out. Because that's how

we do it in Vegas. What's a line? Is that coke? No. We got a different line. Hey man. We have that line too. No, no. A money line. Like you go because like if you're working with like 50 grand or whatever, like it's you can't really get it from your bank. So you just like get it as a loan from the casino instead.

What if you don't pay him back? Then they fucking break your kneecaps, probably, I assume. Which, by the way, he actually wasn't because he's stupid. And he did it for the longest time, not because he didn't have the money, obviously, but because he's an ex-U.C. I remember my host calling me in the most panicked way. He's like, dude, he's like dude he's gonna pay it back right like what's going on but this was like years ago but yeah that was um i remember like uh you know that was his first foray into like serious casino you started it all huh well i mean he had

already he had already gone he'd already done his like fair share i think this was before uh kick stuff though for sure um which is crazy because the next time next twitch con i went back and that fucking host didn't even show me the light of day he didn't even look in my direction probably because xcc never paid him no no because he's like too busy with xc i gave him whales like i linked him up with like some of the fattest fucking whales in vegas and and so he's like too busy serving them non-stop that he didn't even serve me his fucking I gave him whales. I linked him up with some of the fattest fucking whales in Vegas. And so he's too busy serving them nonstop that he didn't even serve me. It's fucking bullshit.

Betrayal. Lack of loyalty. Yeah, it's fucked up. Roll a thumb. Just don't take people to the casino. Go yourself. Align. Late at night.

Don't tell anyone. I could go. I have cash left. Yeah, I know. I can't. Dude, the fucking money is burning in my wallet right now. I tried to go to, like, in Chinatown. There's, like, designer clothes or whatever. I was like, I have this money.

Like, I might as well get something cool, you know what I mean? It's also cheaper here to buy designer if you're into that gay stuff. Yeah, I'm so into it. Very gay. That adds up all the kissing you've done to me lately. Yeah, that too. But I went in, and the guy I found, this is the thing I do. This is what I did in Japan too.

I find the fattest Asian dude I can, because I know if it fits him, it's going to fit me too. Because it's kindred spirits type shit. And the dude was like, he just looked at me he's like everything's a medium yeah so i couldn't even buy anything i'm so i'm so sorry you guys didn't go to chadson shopping center while you're here yeah what did you say the largest it's the largest uh shopping mall in the southern hemisphere which is probably just like your average shopping mall in america somewhere no it's massive i haven't been it's massive. You've been to Chelsea. I haven't been. It's massive. I've never been there. We did a whole day there walking. We couldn't visit half of it.

I just, I mean, that is a very American thing, though. To go to like a shopping center that's the largest shopping center. This is so American. Like the Mall of Americas. Yeah. You know? It sounds tiring. It is.

Yeah. I couldn't think of a worse place. And then you don't really end up buying anything. You really just walked around all day and looked in windows. But you get the food court there. A lot of walking in Australia. I like it, though. I'm a fan.

I dig Australia. That means you're going to come back more often. It's so much better than England. It's not even funny, which you love, weirdly enough. I mean, I like England, but I like here more, so I'm fine with that. He just likes England because his butt buddy's over there. 100%. Who's your butt buddy?

The Sidemen, I guess. Like, all of them. All of them. All of them. That's all. Nah, Vic Starr's my main boy, but... There's a lot of Sidemen. Yeah.

How do you take them all at once? That's crazy. Big hole. Fuck, I've got it. Yeah, no, I mean, I do content over there. I mean, it's fine. It's a bit rainy, a bit cloudy.

You're here all day tomorrow, though, right? No, I'm leaving in the morning. All right, so we go to your flat. As in like we go all the way through the night. Yeah. No, I got work tomorrow. It's Easter Monday, bro. Jesus rose.

YouTubers don't get days off. Nah, that's right. It's true. It's the hardest job in the world. Can we talk about that? Which I actually fully agree with, bud. Hardest job in the fucking world, baby. I agree with it to an extent.

I used to do manual labor, and so I think I can speak for everyone who ever has to use their body for work and say it's the hardest job in the fucking world, baby. I agree to it to an extent. I used to do manual labor, and so I think I can speak for everyone who ever has to use their body for work and say it's the hardest job in the world. Yeah. There's a difference. The difference is, I mean, I disagree. Working a job sucks, and I'd never do it again.

I feel like it's a joke. Do you know what? Yeah, we're not being serious. Do you know what I fucking kind of miss? Do you know when you've finished a hard day and you kick your boots off? And you're done. And you're just done. Yes, being able not being serious. Do you know what I fucking kind of miss? Do you know when you've finished a hard day and you kick your boots off? And you're done. And you're just done.

Yes, being able to switch off. That's beautiful. With YouTube and streaming, you just can't do that. But I get paid money a lot, so I don't really give a fuck. I think that's like, if you put it in a vacuum,

the fact that you can switch off is great, but yeah, obviously, all the benefits that come with doing YouTube outside of that is like... Yeah, obviously. It's fucking sick. I think it's evidenced by the fact that we are not doing our old jobs 100 which i want to talk about a little bit because every single person here which is kind of unique to like normal influencer circles every single person here has had a real job like we all

had adult jobs as far as i understand i I worked in sales, which was fucking awful. Oh, my God. The amount of dick sucking I had to do. Just like take people that I don't like out to dinner and then just like wine. Well, that's what you're doing here. Yeah, I thought. That's what we've been doing. That's what we've been doing.

All of a sudden, Australia's dope and everyone's here every week. And I can't even fucking rest my liver. You know, the night after the strip club at a funeral then a wedding i know so that's your fault who the fuck you don't have to i'm sorry i didn't fucking think i'm gonna die like listen you told i i want to talk about that in a second but let's talk about uh what your what your past jobs are chad what did you do in the past like oh i don't know shit on job i worked at a warehouse factory i worked as a dishy which is like you clean dishes in like a restaurant uh i was a painter i was a door-to-door salesman like knocking um that was the worst job i had

because it was for the it was for the red cross foundation i didn't know this at the time 95 or some stupid amount of money that you make from those door knocking, that goes to paying for all the staff and everyone. 5% of it goes to charity. Yeah. And these CEOs are like driving their Ferraris and shit like that. Aren't most charities like a scam once you actually analyze them?

Yeah. A lot of those charities are like that. This is another business. But I was really good at the job and it was my first month on the job and I'd gotten double the sales than anyone else and they offered me another position which paid double the amount of money.

And then I asked, how much goes to charity? Can you break it down to me? And they're like, well, it's like a subscription-based thing. You go to their house and go, oh, can you? And they usually get people that sign up for like $12 a month, and they just forget about it if they don't care. It's like a gym membership. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

And that's how they make so much money, because that amount gets high. It's like Twitch subs. People just forget to cancel it. Yeah. And they broke down like, well, usually the first subscription goes to the charity, but everything after that goes to funding all of this. I'm like, I don't feel right about this anymore.

And I hate walking. I quit. So it was mostly the walking. It was the walking. What about you? What did I do? I left school at 15 in three months. Recommend that, by the way.

Hell yeah, brother. You guys are nursing these, by the way. I'm on my second one. You have a fucking problem. You have a problem. You literally might have a problem. I was sober until this, man.

I thought you were joking. Like, yeah, I don't know if I should drink. I don't have a problem. I have a solution. It's all about your perspective. You're going to go back america and you're gonna not like me hassan why aren't you streaming us often he's just sitting there in his wall of his

jersey just like being a proper con irl rehab man what did I do? Yeah, left school at 15, three months. Dad was like, you suck at this school thing. Just come to work with me. So he ran a job site. So I did the gardening for it before I was old enough to do proper work. Then I tried to be a plumber, tried to be a carpenter, hated those things. So for like five years, I was a tradie. So you went through the apprenticeship for both?

No, no, no. I just kind of, so I had. I was a tradie. So you went through the apprenticeship for both? No, no, no. I just kind of... So I had... I just thought of doing it. Well, I had a relative that was a plumber and a relative that was both my uncles that was a carpenter. So just for a little bit, I worked under him at different times

and just like helped him doing general shit. And I had zero... Like you realize... Like I didn't realize I was a semi-intelligent person until I found something I was passionate about-intelligent person until I found something I was passionate about in life and understood that I could actually learn things

because I sucked at school and my first five years before YouTube I was doing tradie work so I didn't really have much passion for it though so

I thought I was just fucking shit at it I thought I had like I was just a fucking moron so but then you know once I found YouTube things like

oh I actually do retain knowledge I can learn things I can be semi-intelligent so i was doing all these things and i fucking hated it all i was lazy like i do the job and like you know physically exhausting but i wasn't retaining anything i wasn't learning anything i wasn't really good at it uh i was okay at concreting for a bit which is what i did for like a couple years towards the end um so mostly just general all over the place, like laboring work. You were a tradie bouncer. Yeah.

Well, I was just like, I'd what you'd call a shit kicker or something. I was just doing all sorts of different things, but never got an official trade. And you would just fucking blow all of the money you made at the job site at night. Yeah, pretty much. So first year I was getting 300 bucks a week. And then once I got to about 17, I got up to 500 bucks a week.

And I'd go drive all the way home, which is five hours. Go straight to the pub and play the pokies. Lose it all. Repeat the next week. That's a really bad cycle here. I had someone break down to me the other day, like an old school friend I keep in contact with. He's like, can you give me a job? And I was like, I don't know.

What do you want to do? He's like, I just need to job and I was like I don't know what do you want to do he's like I just need to get out of this town because there's nothing to do all I do is work go home walk across the road

to the pub blow out on the pokies it's wild at like every for those of you at home that don't know in Australia gambling is a massive problem

highest per capita in the world yeah we love it yeah it is really bad and the odds are worse too I don't understand

wait really yeah the pokey machines at like pubs and stuff like that it's like 40-60 Yeah, we love it. Yeah, it is really bad. And the odds are worse, too. I don't understand. Yeah, yeah. The pokey machines at, like, pubs and stuff like that, it's, like, 40, 60. It's, like, really low. Holy shit. But it's not even about the winning or the losing.

It's about the anticipation, as you know. Flashing lights. I like them. Yeah. Do you actually understand how those machines work? Like, I can't read what's happening. No, I still have no idea. I just know that, like...

Well, tonight I'll really teach you how to... You've got to combine the sense with like the... The lines you're playing. Yeah, it's the lines and then the metamount. Things look good. You get like five diamonds in a row. You're like, fuck yeah, I hit it. All I know is I'm chasing a feature, brother.

As soon as I see that feature pop up, I'm happy. Dude, I don't know. I still don't know in America. Like I've played the machines, like the slot machines before at like Vegas casinos and shit like I don't get it no they suck

I just keep hitting the buttons it was just like we'd sit there and you know I didn't have anything really going on in life so you're kind of like a little soulless

and had like you know the meeting place is the pub yeah so like it was like a pub that also had a nightclub downstairs

called the Beachcomber Hotel shout out so you just, like the first half of the night, you're sitting up in the pub part. Are there girls there? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like a proper little nightclub,

but I was like 18 and focused on trying to turn that 50 bucks into 500, brother. So yeah, you're just like sitting there with your boys, you're catching up because I worked in a place

called Dubbo, which is five hours from where I actually lived. So I'd drive home on the Friday. I'd sit there with my mates we'd just be catching up sitting there

just laughing and you know playing the pokies that's what you're doing and obviously it's just like it takes you nowhere in life

it sucks but it was just what you did it was the social environment it was part of the culture I'm happy now to not have a gambling problem so thanks guys

what about you? you always want to get crowned you had some freak jobs. Yeah, I was a carny for quite a while, which is like, yeah, it was, but it's like, it's more shit kicker

because it's like a laboring job, but you have no skills. Like there's no, you're not learning anything. It's just like pushing giant mounds of rubber around. Do you at least get paid well? No.

It was like, well, it was like 20 bucks an hour. So you're the guy building those like carnival rides. Yeah, yeah. And the jumping off. That makes me not want to ever ride one. No, I knew I was right not to trust you guys. But it was like 20 bucks an hour. So you're the guy building those carnival rides? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the jumping off and stuff. That makes me not want to ever ride one again. No, I knew I was right not to trust you guys.

But it was kind of nice. There were bits of it that were zen. I mean, if you're an idiot, which I was. But it's just like, you set it up. Before a.m. in the morning, you go to the warehouse. You get all the stuff. You set up the thing wherever it is. And then, because it's like kids running around,

you have to kind of stand there and keep an eye on them. So 12 hours of the- Wait, they made you guys do this? Yeah, yeah. So we build it and we also stand there. That's so bad. Yeah. That's a loophole here.

You don't need that child health and safety license. No, no. You just need a carny. You've got a carny. Oh, no. We don't trust our daycares. The carny though? No, he's a good guy.

He's a good guy. But yeah, you just, you stand there literally for like 12 hours a day after you've set it up and you feel like a tree. Like literally you're standing there and you feel the sun go like this. And it just appears behind you and it's time to go home. And like 12 hours go past.

It's like, I felt like a Buddhist. That sounds kind of lit. I'm going to be honest with you. I don't mind that. Let's start a carnival. As long as you can drink on the job. No, well, I mean, there are people doing ice on the job, but like. Are you one of them?

No, no, no. Are they also the ones supervising the kids? Of course. Dude, to be fair, you're probably so much better at supervising kids on meth. Like, are you kidding me? I'm fucking... Yeah, I know. Personally, I'd love a meth addict, like, watching my kids.

No, I mean... They'd be so far. No, no, no. Roll that back, man. Bro, no, for real. He's, like, so tapped in. He's locked in, dude. He's like so tapped in. He's locked in, dude. He's like,

he knows. He knows what the structural balance is all about. Just all over Sydney. We actually, we covered New South Wales. We went all the way down to like Walgett. Yeah, right. Because like every single,

like everywhere else, I mean, I guess Sydney as well, but everywhere outside of Sydney does have like such a massive, I'm even thinking back to like my job sites and the amount of like subcontractors that come in that are on ice.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. they're actually on like meth like as they're working is there like a big meth problem in Australia yeah we're big consumers so we have a really bad meth problem here

because A cocaine's expensive because we live so far away from like all the places it's produced yeah B alcohol is expensive

so what's the next best thing yeah thanks so much for buying us these VBs by the way I literally can't drink another sip of this. I thought he was just going to bring us mint. Really? Yeah, can we drink grog?

Yeah, let's grab some grogs. Can we get grog? Can you go to the fridge on set out there and just grab four grogs out? I really like this, by the way. It was like shockingly good. As far as beer goes, it's a song. All right, here you go.

No, I'll drink. I'll finish this and then I'll keep going. There was a town that was like very close to Dubbo called Wellington that I believe at the time was the meth capital of Australia. Yeah. No, we had the world record for a little while.

Yeah. World record. Hell yeah, man. World champs. You get those numbers up. World champs. It was actually, not to make it sad or anything,

it was a really bad thing in my hometown because it was the same thing. It was like people just repeat jobs and I grew up like in a town that was rich before the tourism died there. It's Airlie Beach. Why did tourism die? Great Barrier Reef died, basically.

It's so shit now. Thank you. A real fucking drink. Oh, hell yeah, man. I'll take a lemonade, please. What do we got? What kind of flavors do we have? Give me the blue one.

I want the blue one. Blue one? No, blue one. Not the grape one. Look, I love my country, but... Is it bad if i keep drinking baby this is shochu vodka and soda this is your drink yeah it's not available in america until the end of the year maybe we don't know don't take my word and uh as of today 30 equity holder

oh wow he's not shaking your hand i don't think you're i don't think you are 10 million dollars damn um you missed out, dude. He paid the bill. That's like 10% of the company. Thanks, man. We had a really bad problem in my hometown because alcohol was very expensive. There was no jobs. It was like people that were living in their parents' houses that they bought or working for their parents. Alcohol was too expensive.

So everyone just started doing meth. So when I left my hometown- Solution? Make alcohol cheaper. Exactly. That's what I'm fucking saying. Or make meth more expensive. Both of them.

And we just had suicides, like three or four a year, just old people I went to school with. Not people I knew very well, so it didn't cut me bad, but it was just real bad. You didn't have to add that. I mean, like, that's how many...

Fuck those guys. It didn't upset me, but it's because it's like a small town upsets everyone there so I was glad I wasn't there for it because I would have been fucking miserable

but then I tell other people that story and they're just like yeah like same thing for me like my small hometown like everyone just fucking go on the meth

and then they had like depressed people and suicide A lot of small towns not a lot to do not a lot of money and it just seeps through the communities

very quickly It seems like a great idea to make sure that those guys are definitely gambling all the time yeah oh yeah pokey machines yeah you're not good you get a gambling when you're on man yeah you're like you're slapping like 100 that makes you good at gambling yeah it's probably the ball game it's so funny i always seem to win on math I must be hitting the button in a good algorithm

Australia is a beautiful place with a lot of great things going for it but there is like a you know there is a weird like culture thing in certain towns and certain areas where is the entire life is just working, going to the pub drinking, playing pokies

and for some people obviously did you grow up in a small town? I grew up in Istanbul and Ankara is just working going to the pub drinking playing pokies and for some people obviously well that might be something did you grow up in a small town i grew up in istanbul and ankara it was a very big city yeah i mean i know it might be the same in america like you know those guys are like man i gotta get out of this place so like oh yeah yeah like it's here it's like exceptionally bad because everything's so far away from everything there's no like moving to the town over it's fucking expensive yeah i feel like what like, what is the cultural outlet in like small town America?

I feel like people play video games. They like- You go to the best pro shop. I hear that's a big thing to do in small towns. I guess. I mean, I don't know. You go to Walmart. No, no, in America.

You go shooting, you go hunting. Oh yeah. Well, I think that's why it's like so like gambling is so bad here though. It's like, because every single pub in every single little country town is full of pokies yeah that's that definitely doesn't exist

in America yet sports betting it doesn't exist in America yet but we are getting like really aggro with the sports betting so I assume that is the next step

the logical next step we're doing groundbreaking stuff in Australia you guys gotta catch up I'm gonna piss we're testing it out for you alright what do we do we like leak the stuff

he did let's say oh bro the shit he was doing the other say oh bro the shit he was doing the other night was crazy the things he was saying let's just go through

the list of all the fucked up things he said you start you don't want me to like I don't know I don't know if this is a bait

or something or actually we can edit it out no we didn't do anything bad no we didn't do anything bad that's one thing

when I met when I met when I met when I met when I met when I met when I met when I met when I met when I met when I met when I met when I met when I met when I met when I met when I met when I met when I met when I met when I met when I met when I met when I met when I met when I met when I met when I met when I met when I bad. That's one thing. When I met Hasan, I thought I'd fucking hate him. I was like, I wanted to hate him. I thought you'd hate him.

Yeah. I mean. Yeah, I mean, it's one of those things where it's like, I obviously know him. I haven't consumed tons of his content. So it's like, you don't know how serious he takes himself like off camera. Yeah.

He can't chill. I just blame Twitter and TikTok because I just absorbed the retarded clipping. Yeah, it's just the stupid she says. Twitter is the worst place in the world. Sorry, x.com, formerly known as Twitter. No, it's now, it used to be shit. It's dead.

I love my beheading for you, Paige. Dude, I just love pussy and vibe. I like crypto scams, beheadings and pussy. We got the traffic. Actually, Instagram reels is like the same shit too. It's like, net half-baked woman, guy in India gets electrocuted. Zero fucking moderation on Instagram Reels. I'm thinking about a reaction video soon.

Well, that's why I wonder why there's such shit moderation on these websites when they've got billions of dollars. Everything has to be cut. Wouldn't it be easy just to hire like 50 people to mod that shit? Well, I think Elon fired all the fucking mods. He did.

This is the first thing he did. Also, by the way, speaking of Australian teams, I wasn't sure what jersey he was going to have on under there. Oh my fucking God. You're going to piss off

some people. Oh my God. I've heard. We're in Rebel Sport. Every single person working there said this was the one that everyone loved.

That is the, you know, I'm not the biggest AFL fan or anything, but that is definitely the most controversial team. I heard that this is like the New England Patriots of like AFL. Look, I'm not the biggest AFL fan or anything, but that is definitely the most controversial team. I heard that this is like the New England Patriots of like AFL. Look, I don't know much about AFL, but I think so.

If you're in the wrong time and place wearing that jersey, you will get bashed. Wait, really? Yeah. Yo, that'd be sick if I caught it. He's so excited about getting bashed. Dude, that'd be so sick if I caught an Australian fade. That's awesome.

I'm just like walking around in some, what is it, eshays? Eshays. Yeah, we've seen them, yeah. Eshays come up and they're like, hey, mate, what the fuck are you wearing? I'm just like walking around and some what is it a chaise Chains come up. They're like hey, hey, mate. What fuck you wearing? I don't Think they cause you too much because they you're too big. Yeah, I'm scared of you. Yeah, also that I want to sport They just they got more important things vaping smoke man for those of you who don't know a chaise are I guess like these dude I Thought we got less lights and me they know there's way less lights there they're allowed they're a type of lad in Australia that

wears only nautica right Nike and Adidas yeah it's like the British what are they called road road road yeah road men but they're way worse all they do is like Lloyd all day so on trains harass people hey, you got any money, mate? I need it for the bus. Like, they're just, and they're like, that's what I want to say. They're like 14.

They're similar to the UK except they're way less actual hardcore. They're more annoying but like, they're less hardcore. They want to be roadmen. It's also funny

because like, for me, a lot of them would have grown up watching Fortnite and shit. So like, every now and then I'll just be like,

you know, walking around. Fuck yeah, Laser. Give us your TNs, cunt. So every now and then, I'll just be like, you know, walking around. Fuck yeah, laser. Give us your TNs, cunt. I know. I honestly think I'm about to get robbed. But this is big fans. They'd be fucked up if they robbed you.

Yeah, I'm always like, just hold my bag. If anything, if I was a big fan of someone, and I was a fucking like, I'd be like, fuck yeah, roll the laser beam for a shirt and socks, cunt. I'd sell that shit on eBay. But that's what I think is going to happen. I've seen enough shit in my day to be like, damn, you've got to be careful.

Actually, before you guys got here today, this is where our office is. Obviously, this is a pretty bad suburb. I don't think you said. It's not that bad. There's a lot of rogue methods because it's the place to be. It's a suburb that's getting gentrified right now. Yeah, they're working on it. We're trying to kill them off.

It's like, it's really nice and then there's also a lot of drug addicts that happen. It's just funny when you guys say like, this shit is like hardcore.

This is like the bad part of town and it's like the greatest. It's not a bad part. It's literally like the nicest suburb you've ever seen. Okay. By American standards because like I've seen the worst of the worst.

Yeah. I'm in most parts of LA. There was a meth head out the front, right in front of that thing, having a seizure. And the ambos came and stuff like that. That's very LA. It reminds me of my hometown. We had three arrests in the last two weeks of just on our little street where our office is. No, I'm just saying that little street of watching, we're watching out the window of my office setup.

It sounds like you're fucking rookies. I know, I know. I'm literally going from like sitting here looking at some shit on my computer,

put my head out the window and seeing the police crash tackle someone and going, you've been arrested for stealing cars, man. There we go.

At least your cops are doing stuff. Like, we don't. We, our police, our police don't do shit. Like when you,

no, they do things. Bro, we've had, we've had like, we've had. Bro, we've had, like... We're active. We've had, like, people's cars get stolen. Like, Mitt's car got stolen. And he called the cops, and they were like, call the non-emergency line.

This is not an emergency. He's like, okay. Call the non-emergency line. They're like, yeah, nothing. We can't do anything about it. That's just kind of the same here. Yeah, I don't... It's not too much...

Like, obviously, we have less crazy violent crime, maybe, but... Yeah, you guys don't have guns, which is, like, a major factor. You know what one of my LA experiences was? I was in, is it Chinatown or Koreatown or something in LA? Could be either. And we just had helicopters flying all over us. I'm like, what the fuck? And we bring it up.

It says, no one leave your house. There's a group of people on bikes with machetes like swing at people as they ride past them that's not cool though cuz they were using machete because like that's old-school you know what I mean instead of like the regular weapons that you normally have like they'd be on bikes with AR that doesn't work on bikes you get blown off yeah yeah the recoil is too bad. It's inefficient. Yeah, of course. No, AR-15 recoil is... Oh, man. You wouldn't know. You wouldn't know. That's why the kids use them.

Oh, really? No, that is how it's advertised. It's advertised for kids and for women. Damn, that's fucking awesome. Which is crazy. No, it is insane. Like, the gun culture. I don't want to go down that topic, but that's like...

I kind of want to advocate for a little bit of guns because drones are getting advanced. I really want to shoot them down But then they just then they figured out you can just point lasers at them So it's all just shit ton of lasers off wish I got them sitting here in the office at my house and every time There's if there's ever like a civil war, but you could have guns here. There's gotta like have very specific reasons Yeah, yeah, but not hard guns you can get it's like one shot I'm gonna unlock it with the key, I mean, not quite

The blunderbuss, you know what I mean? Not quite. You don't have like the kitted out AR-15? No, we don't have a... Like an extended magazine? We have shotguns and like semi-automatic rifles and stuff. Yeah, okay, this is semi-automatic. No, it's not.

Flip-lock? It's just Winchester? No. He's going to have special permissions because you pretty much have to be a farmer and have to have a pest problem. Yeah. But even in the cities, if you have a fucking membership at a gun club, it's not that hard. Well, I mean, it's sane. Your gun laws are sane in comparison to America where you could just go to Walmart and be like,

oh, I'm just buying a hamburger and also a gun. Might as well get one on the way out cuz it's like I did see Is it real that like in Walmart? There is actually handguns because I swear I saw that photo Yeah, see this is one of those things I find funny talk about cuz I don't it's up with other countries I don't like the idea of talking about like oh, I'm not here to tell you like how to handle your shit don't be afraid no no i'm saying this genuine i'm not let your fucking i've seen your discount over the past few years i ain't saying fucking shit i'm like i don't like i truly believe that i think it's my place from other countries like talk shit but i'm i do find that fucking crazy like next to your cereal is like a fucking pistol for me for me like i've just i mean i guess that's the american to me i've been talking

shit about australia since I got here. When it gets real, I think I can talk shit, but that's real things. Let your nuts hang. Let your nuts hang. No, no, no. But I'm just trying to be like, obviously, you can say whatever the fuck you want about your own country or whatever country. I'm just saying I'm not going to sit here and make a political stance on what Americans

should do. I don't think Australians ever make a political stance. We just bet on it. How many mass shootings this year? I got a bet on the fucking election coming up. That's just fucking funny. When I saw

that it was like a 2-1 for Trump, I was voting because he was getting arrested at the time. I was like, I'm placing a fucking bet on this. It's crazy because he went in there. Did you know that he can actually run from jail? Because they unfortunately don't let you do it. That'd get him more votes.

Yeah, he can run from prison, even if he went to prison, which he probably isn't going to go. Nah. But we don't talk about politics. Free my boy. They might have a side bet

on sports bet. Will Trump go to jail 50 to 1? Check that. Yeah, I don't know. I'm saying, like, you try as much shit, but I was just more

pointing out the fact that, like, legit that shit's next to cereal boxes. I mean, the cereal in America is pretty fucking dangerous, too. Yeah. What do you think

kills more kids? Cereal? Show that box for a second. These guys over here talking shit, they feed AIDS to their children. I can't believe

you guys don't have that. It's one of my favorite snacks here in this country, which is really funny because a lot of people don't believe it's real. I thought it was an American brand.

Probably. Growing up, my entire childhood I thought it was probably Australian made by the way. It's definitely not an American brand.

AIDS? Yeah, no. So that's actually really funny because that is genuinely like a childhood snack. Okay, do you guys

actually want to break the law on it? Should I tell them? No. Okay. Well, it's just a childhood snack. I mean, they rebranded it at one point,

but they brought it back. It's just called AIDS now. Yeah. Well, once a year on HIV Awareness Day, they bring back the old one. Yeah. So that's why we have it, because it's like a collectible.

Oh, they only bring... Wait, are you fucking around? No, no. We also had a cheese that they had to change the name for I don't know if I can say cuz it's worse than the n-word to me. We can we can believe it at the c-word Like after you call the raccoon That's that here is our n-word like the fuck See that here is our N word Like the N word here

Is bad yes But like if you say the C word That like to me Like cuts Like cuts hairs on my hands What are they called now I hate that word I hate that word so much

What's the cheese called I just didn't What's it called now Raccoons I don't know Let me check I just didn't really I want to go back to this

Because I didn't really connect the dots As a kid that Fingerlicious fun Aids Aids Fingerlicious Let me check. I just didn't really... I want to go back to this because I didn't really connect the dots as a kid that... Fingerlicious fun. AIDS. Fingerlicious fun. Yeah, finger AIDS. I just...

AIDS for your finger. How did that not, like, come to me? How did that not register for the marketing people? Were they all fucking drunk? I don't know. I just think it's different times, man. Different times.

Yeah. Simpler times. Back then, it was great to give kids AIDS. Stop being great. It's called cheer cheese now. Cheer. Yeah, kids aids It's called cheese now Random products you guys have to rebrand your maple syrup the engine my one was lame as fuck That was like that was the equivalent of like doing a land acknowledgement, which is like bullshit. You know what I mean? It was like it was basically like oh, yeah yeah i guess it's not aunt jemima anymore even

though like no one asked for it and they were doing it specifically because they like a lot of brands just do this thing in america where they're like nobody asked for this but like we're woke now even though they're like still melting like indonesian slave labor overseas yeah it's like you know if you're gonna talk to talk through the labor overseas. Yeah, it's like, if you're going to talk to talk, do the walk to walk. Yeah. It's just bullshit. It probably gets some more attention as well.

Yeah, I think that's part of it. Well, it gives them attention for a while because I didn't know what they rechanged the name to. Yeah. You're in the market searching for it. Yeah. Where's the Aunt Jemima?

See, we bought the aid box because it comes out once a year. Yeah. We collect it. It's a collectible. Yeah, it's Cheez-Its. It's sick. I can't I mean I you guys have cheese. Oh, we're what cheese it's okay So that's you don't have a door cheese. Oh, no. Yeah, I didn't say it's one of those things like in the UK as well So everything just has different names. It's all the same shit. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god speaking of which

What was the Burger King name? Okay, so in Australia they have Burger King but it's not called Burger King it's called Hungry Jack's but it's just burgers because Burger King when they want to come here was already trademarked by like a small chain yeah that's awesome and they literally held out on it I think cuz like it doesn't exist anymore would it be a good idea for hungry Jack's to change now no no no I don't know the fuck Burger King is.

I didn't know they were the same thing until I heard you guys call them a Whopper. But do they have a Whopper? Yeah, it's all the same. A Whopper and shit like that. I think it's pretty much the same, yeah. Yeah. I love that. Did the guy try to-

He sued them when they came. But did he try to capitalize on the fact that his name was Burger King? Did he try to make- I think maybe down the line it was like, you know, my restaurant's failing. You guys can have it. Like, bro, it's Hungry Jack's here now.

Like, I'm not paying to get all those signs changed. Yeah, everyone's like, ew, Burger King? I don't want that. Yeah, that's the thing. I didn't know Burger King was the same thing.

But now that I know, like, it just seems less cool to have Hungry Jack's. We got Red Rooster here. Oh, you haven't tried that. Oh, my God. Can I just order some? I think, honestly, the chicken there is better than KFC.

I had KFC. KFC is a lot better, eh? KFC here is a lot better. Compared to America, holy shit. I mean, but KFC is really bad in America. Oh, it's gray mush. It's awful. It's not even chicken.

Well, Red Rooster is funny because their whole marketing ploy, like they acknowledge it themselves. As kids, we all thought it was a money laundering like operation. Because it was so shit. No, because no one fucking goes there. Like I've been there like twice in my life, but,

and now their whole marketing team is like plays off the fact that no one fucking goes there. They do now. They got, they're so good now. Dude, their chicken's so good now. Really?

The fried chicken they do is nuts. It's so crispy. It's like, they've got a map of Sydney where they draw this thing called the Red Rooster Line. Have you heard of that in Sydney? They do that for like, nuts. It's so crispy. It's like, they've got a map of Sydney where they draw this thing called the Red Rooster Line. Have you heard of that in Sydney? They do that for like,

yeah. A lot of places. And it's just like, it's like socioeconomic thing. So like all the richer suburbs, there's no red roosters and you just draw a line. All the poorer suburbs,

there's like hundreds of them. Oh, it's for the proletariat. Yeah, yeah. It's a working man's chicken. Also, no one eats it, but like. I saw someone do it today for like Red Rock Deli chips

and like Smith's chips. They're like the same shit. It's just expensive versus cheap. Speaking of which, this is unrelated to the question, but I do want to ask you guys, and Alexa doesn't have to be in for this anyway, but I wanted to ask you guys what your first impressions of me was because it's not even insecurity.

I think it's good content in general because it kind of ties into what I was complaining to my community about and my Discord DMs about how the assumption that people have of me and my community is very different than how it actually is. Because a lot of people see me like... No, you're not saying my face. Discord, tear him apart. Do you want me to answer this?

Well, I mean... I'm sorry. As someone that wanted to hate you, I was ready. I was like... I don't share that belief, by the way, just to be... Just because I'm like the guy

that when I meet someone I hate, I'm like, how can I fucking piss him off? Yes. So... He tried. I really did. But I was like,

okay, this guy kind of chill. And our political opinions do not align at all either we have i mean we we have we had a few arguments there's like only a couple things but like overall i think yeah i think your hearts are in similar places yeah yeah but you don't know that because from an outside perspective i get the clip chimp yeah fucking tiktok twitters and stuff like that and i just go oh this guy's a retard you know i don't so what did you what did you think like what was your overall first impression

versus now? But what was your first impression? You're great. You're a fucking legend. You came here. You fucking had a beer. We chatted some shit. We had common ground.

I'm talking before you met me. Let loose. Be as honest as you want. My problem is I hate political people. I really hate them. But for you, it's a bit different because you're just political. I hate people that get big on Minecraft. Music career, kids, political.

That's like the three lines. I just fucking hate political people because I'm not versed in it enough to give a shit. It's a very good way to live your life because when you get deep into it and you start understanding how fucked up the world is, it makes you really sad. So I just said to myself, listen, I don't give a fuck about it. I never want to fuck about it. I never want to talk about it, which is good. You have a platform, though. You have to have an opinion.

No, I fucking don't. I do. By the way. You have to have an opinion. No. You definitely don't have a job. I didn't get into this job to have an opinion. I got into this job to get fucking drunk, make people laugh,

and collect a fat paycheck so I can fucking get a farm and live remote on a self-sustaining farm with solar panels and Starlink. That's a little political. Solar panels are kind of gay, bro. I want my farm to operate straight on child slaves.

Okay, alright. Oh, hell yeah. And petrol. but my opinion of you was just like the clip chimp like opinion and i was like what was it you just thought like i was like uh like a woke school like i was like yeah that was like clips like you react like react dandy when you walked away from your computer i'm like ah he's just reacting you've explained it though don't worry we aren't going to but like i'm not i just like look at someone like that and i love hearing that from my perspective because like we I know if you notice how

hard we work here to like get all this running like it's kind of like a bit of jealousy to you like fucking twitch trim is all it was well they do is fucking talk about Gaza and fucking collect money like you know sorry twitch streamers Twitter so that's like, or they just watch someone else's YouTube videos. So that was like my opinion. And it's not that like

I had a bad one. I just didn't want to like you. I don't know if that's a bad thing to say. Well, you're saying you like him now. I fucking love this guy. He's a legend.

No, immediately. I agree with that. I agree with that. As soon as we started cracking jokes, he's like, wait a minute, what? I was like,

hang on, he's funny? Chad's more aggressive, I guess, anti you beforehand. But I was familiar with you, but mostly I watch you cover the election and things like that. I'm trying to get information, but otherwise it's not like I'm... So you don't like to crack jokes every now and then? I mean, my issue is I was worried that you'd be too much of a serious person. That's a good answer. I thought your head would be so far up your ass we wouldn't be able to have a good time.

But that's what I mean. I'd probably politically align with you more than Chad does, if we're going to get deep in that shit. But I'm not political, just for the record. Discord, please leave me alone. What I can say is not that we like wouldn't agree on most shit it's just more of like how like serious of a person would you be

like would you be bringing that shit up all the time or you know if I was worried about you meeting Chad because I'm like what if Chad just says some shit and you just have

zero tolerance for that stuff it was very funny because you literally were like please like listen I try to explain Chad to people he's like listen

when you meet Chad he's gonna say things just to frustrate you. I swear he's a nice guy. I believe Chad has – yeah, sorry. You were just like hamming it up so much. And I was just like, dude, I don't only have friends who agree with me. As a matter of fact, I have a lot of friends who don't agree with me. It would be impossible to find friends that yeah and also be cool because let's be real a lot of people who are in our world of politics our style of politics are kind of fucking annoying liberal liberal see i forgot that because he's

cool yeah that's what i mean yeah i'm cool but that's like that was literally like our first dinner like meeting him so it's like after that was done I'm like yeah this is fun I had to ask I had to ask Alex and Alexa for sure about like you at first because like everyone was like oh this guy's like

controversial so I was like what's up with this guy that's not wrong I mean I remember when the guys from Night Media messaged me like

Hasan's coming to show I'm like keep him away from me keep him the fuck away from me wow you did not tell me that David you fucking asshole nah that's a fair call day trust you a lot of good time you know yeah and yeah

obviously you're not like a completely serious person oh yeah but I'm not saying I never said that to be like oh you're gonna be an asshole it was just whether things were gonna mesh you know he might have thought you were gonna be a dickhead but i'm more of like oh i just wasn't sure if everyone's gonna mesh that's what i was worried about because like chad does this thing he's like tries to be actively off putting yeah he's just like i like that though yeah i think it was funny oh he says the worst fucking shit just to annoy you but his heart is like pure yeah yeah i i saw him uh talk to uh like someone who was working at the restaurant and immediately i was like oh that's a good guy because he was like very he was so accommodating and so nice to this person that's

immediately i was like oh he's not about actions always speak louder than words and like he'll he'll say shit just to be like haha i'm chad i say i say fuck shit but then how he treats people is like but alex Alexa and I say really unhinged shit. I think that like, I've realized that we, when we're talking to one another, we say a lot of unhinged shit,

but it's more like historical references, I guess, or like historical conflict. So most people don't register that as like us saying like, really fucked up. All right,

what's the most unhinged opinion or thought you have? Go. What's the most unhinged opinion I have? Ooh, that's a good question. Damn. Let's share them right now.

We should do this podcast thing. Okay. Go to Patreon if you want to hear Hassan's voice. No, no, no. Unhinged opinion. Remember, they might have to cut some things like when he walked away and stuff. We'll finish it on this, no,

and then we'll move on to the Patreon stuff. But what is my most unhinged opinion? I have a lot of unhinged opinions, I think. I mean, I think I can vibe with a bear. That's like one that I always say. You can vibe with a bear? No, I legitimately think that like... Like a crocodile.

Or a fish. No, not a crocodile. Or a fucking bee. Why don't you just start eating, man? No, that's what I mean. Like crocodiles and like fish, no, because they're like amphibious. But like if it's a land animal,

I feel like I could suss it out. To be fair, you're a fucking unit. Like I'd give you a shot. Me and a bear could guess suss it out and fair You're a fucking unit like I mean a bear good like chill or mean a kangaroo like I wanted Kangaroos kill more people each year than sharks rat. Yeah by jumping in front of cars Actually actively like yeah I just went from a fucking bear to a kangaroo like those are not the same things bears No people like and they just fucking eat you for the sake of like they don't even kill you first they eat you you know why because like i feel like you guys don't have a lot of bears whereas like we have a lot of bears so that's what it is

so for us bears are like cute whereas you guys are like so chill about crocodiles i was like what the fuck do you mean like literally they don't exist tell your story and none about none of our animals are gonna chase you down tell us your story. And none of our animals are going to chase you down. Tell us your story that you told me at dinner. My dad used to send me down the mud banks because I was a child.

I wouldn't sink into the mud, so I'd be able to grab the crab pots out. But also, like, a croc's not going to go for some big thing. They go for, like, fish and birds

that sit on the water. They definitely occasionally eat people. Yeah, once every three months someone's killed by a crocodile. But that's, like, because they're, like, dancing in the water and stuff.

Like, woo, let's go for a swim. Because we're all all fucking idiots and they ignore the big sign that says do not fucking swim and he's got the rifle pointed at me in case the croc comes up the bank you can shoot at it he can shoot you to put you out of your misery might as well make it easier for the croc he looks hungry there was a video I watched this morning where a croc was on some guy's lawn he just went up and fucking belted it with a pan it ran off

it scared you man I've seen the videos of like attack people shit that stuff sucks us but also Australian animals won't chase you like they don't want to be around you as much as you don't be around them is they fucking I don't know all these things you're in there it bears are like picnic my fucking territory if a bear actually kills a person or like even swipes at a person they'll kill it so because like do they know that, though? This is like an agreement?

It's because everyone's got a gun on their waist. That's how they call the population, I guess. I think if they get a taste of human food, that means that they'll always go after humans. Immediately, they're like, oh, this shit is awesome. I want some fucking... Do we taste that good? I don't think we do. Is that really a must?

All the chemicals. I feel like that's one of my most unhinged opinions. I mean, you're saying some bad stuff. That's what I was saying. You were saying some shit the other day, man. I have a longer one, which is like, we talked about this before, actually. Dude, it was the thing we talked about. I can't remember.

I was blackout drunk. This could get bad. Wait, just don't say the word that you'd like to say. In college, I worked with kids with autism. Okay, that's right. That's right. That's a good one. And in my experience, I saw their parents, and their dads definitely had autism, 100%,

but just undiagnosed. Yeah. So I always had this mindset that I think personally that desegregating, instead of segregating with special needs, desegregating like kids with autism and like ensuring that they don't get bullied would probably be like way healthier than to like segregate them as like that's what i was saying like people those special needs that went to not my private school my private school sucked my public school was good because you had a rule at school and the teachers enforce it like if anyone picks on the autistic or the guy with down syndrome you bash him yeah even the teachers are saying like bash him like bash really so like you never fucked with like the

kid with down syndrome and also the kid with down syndrome he'd probably beat you up yeah so we that was like our rule and now all those people with those disabilities are like we're integrated into like workforce and like that like they're fucking happy you know that's what i mean like i i that's my most i probably i would say like that that's my most unscientific opinion. I feel like that makes sense, though. Not that science follows that as well. I wouldn't put that opinion on the table and be like, I'm right. I'm just saying with my experience, with how I went to school and everything like that,

and my hometown, my small hometown as well, was it was a rule. If you picked on people like that, you got bashed after school, or you had to get your mom to come and walk you out so you didn't. Is that from experience for me, though? your mum to come and walk you out so you didn't or and because I'm from experience from you though yeah where did they walk you out no I think I think you're right though and I like I mean I did special needs for a year yeah wait you guys both need to because I couldn't read good that's crazy I caught up and then, you know, I got integrated back. And if anyone picked on me because I couldn't read,

they got bashed. That's awesome. Yeah, they didn't have that. I just got bullied. And guess what? Because no one fucking treated me like... Am I allowed to say that word

while we're talking about this? We'll believe it. Because no one treated me like that and because everyone was so accommodating and were like, oh, let me help you read. Other students would come over

and help me learn how to read and then I went to a reading class. I'm still amazing at reading, but it fucking definitely helped. That and RuneScape. Yeah. I mean, RuneScape, greatest game of all time. But, no, I mean,

that definitely didn't exist where I went to school. You just got bullied. Oh, really? Yeah. You're all the special needs kids. I got a lot of... I mean, I didn't get bullied for that. I got bullied just because I was fucking ugly.

I'm pretty proud of, like, the hair. Yeah, no. Man, if I could repeat the shit they said to me as a kid. Kids are so fucking like i guess it's just because i went to like i don't know a kind of a town with like abusive fathers where they're like not abusive i can't use that word because it was like even the fathers would reinforce it it's like the father found out that that kid was like bullying a special needs kid the father would just fucking belt the kid like or like and like if you made fun of like a cancer

kid that the dad would bring you home and shave your head like and that's why it's good to do abuse to do it's not a piece is discipline I'm glad needed black-minded individual your most controversial being around the I think we should treat autistic kids as people okay I'm just going to say it. No, but my point was... Okay, the broader point that's actually controversial is that their dads are very clearly autistic as well. But because they didn't get diagnosed as being autistic,

they probably were like, yeah, that's a fucking weird kid. Which is a guy that does math really well. He's the accountant. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. And now it's like... Because one of the kids, for example, their dad was the CEO of the New York Stock Exchange.

And I looked at him once, and I had a conversation with him, and I was like, oh, dude, you are so autistic. Like, 100%. And you can look him up. I mean, obviously, he's a public figure. But I don't think he knew it. I don't think he – it didn't register as that. Whereas he was very careful around his kid.

He was very hands-on and making sure that his diet was perfect and all this stuff. And I feel like – I don't know. That's why it's controversial. I feel like it's – I believe it goes both ways you can have a situation where it works and it doesn't work and it's also just catered to the individual person as well because everyone's fucking different that's why i don't i'd never ever lay out on the table that there's a solution for it that's just yeah yours is i think

my ones is racist don't deserve no no they're cool. Miles and Racist are actually great. What? Racist. Racist? Yeah, yeah. Like F1 drivers? Yeah, all of them. So, Racist.

Oh, yeah, Racist. The guy's like, Racist cars. They are content. No, no, no, not that. Not that, but people, especially on the left, they kind of like... Oh, Racist. Racist. Like me, especially on the left, they kind of like... Oh, racist. Racist. Like me and you.

Like you, Chad. You. Yeah, you guys speak for yourselves, boys. No, but it's like... I want to say... I don't agree with... No, no, you might. You might. Let me explain.

Let me explain. Listen, I can turn you around. Let me explain racism to you. I'm under the table. No, but I mean like... I'm sticking around for this one. You got these hectic people who are like... I'm just going to this one. You got these hectic people who are like... I'm just going to shake my hand.

Entitled white people who are like, all these people flew here. Like, I deserve this job more than the fucking Indian guy who's here. I don't think that's the problem. I think the problem is everyone should be as entitled as that white person. You know? Is that a solution? Yeah.

Hold on. Let blood cook. Every single person deserves to have the job they want. You're saying everyone should be racist. Everyone should be racist. I mean, everyone's probably a little racist. Oh, no, everyone's definitely, for sure. I'm not.

No. Why are you laughing? What I mean by that is like it doesn't... Good joke. Everyone is like dictionary definition racist. Obviously, it doesn't register in the same way when it's like there's a power dynamic associated with it. But like, yeah, no.

Have you fucking – have you talked to like – when I lived in Miami, like Dominicans fucking hated Puerto Ricans. And Puerto Ricans hated the Dominicans. Everybody hated the Cubans. Everybody hated the fucking Venezuelans. I don't know what any of these are. But it's like so funny because like in the eyes of like the broader American population but it's like, I live in Australia. In the eyes of like, the broader American population, they were like,

you're all Mexican. What are you talking about? You're fucking Mexican. What the fuck do you mean? You hate other Mexicans? He was just hate things that are different. What are you?

I'm Mexican. Marsh is Mexican. And who was, what was the lady at dinner the other night? Spanish. And you both speak the same language?

Yeah, it was Spanish. Oh, she's Spanishanish that doesn't count oh okay yeah see i don't know that i don't know that they're white colonizer oh okay i find it funny that like humans will always just hate something different until then something that's even more different comes along which is the whole alien dilemma right i even bring up to things like sport like you wearing that so not only do people who watch AFL

support different teams that would then hate Collingwood but then when it comes to say where I grew up NRL is the main like the rugby is the main sport so we just hate everyone

who fucking likes AFL but then all the AFL people are like well fuck you so it's like they all hate each other until it's we're fighting you're talking a big game

for a guy who hasn't given us a controversial opinion nah I don't have any I can do some of the last of us hold on I believe until it's wet fight. You're talking a big game for a guy who hasn't given us a controversial opinion yet. Nah, I don't have any. I'll give you some life advice. I believe what the majority believe on every single topic possible. Fuck you then. You're Taylor Swift.

I'll give you some life advice. When it comes to things like that, just never overthink it. Play ignorance. Just fucking don't care. Don't care so much about something to the point where it's like hinders. Wait, I literally did that to you. Never mind.

Continue. Do it. No, actually, I can't think of any right now. I don't have anything. I tried so hard. That's crazy. He just said he loves racism. That's insane.

I'm the only one getting burned by this. He's like autistic people should be in normal clothes. I wasn't ready for it, man. You asked it. I asked to try and get him fucked up. I was ready. I wanted to share my fucking own. You're talking to someone who said America deserved 9-11.

You think I don't have controversial opinions on dick? Well, I mean, I don't support this, by the way. Laser beam. 9-11 was bad. No, he thinks they deserved much worse.. Laserbeam, 9-11 was bad. No, he thinks they deserved much worse. They didn't also have 9-11. They should be new. He's like, America needs a thousand 9-11s.

No comment, Fifth Amendment. Smart. All right, Chad, what is your controversial... I'm on his side. Fuck y'all. Fifth Amendment, bro. We're Australians, bro. He's different.

He's political. We're Australians. We don't give a fuck. I have spent my entire career having opinions on nothing. On that note, we're going to move on to the Patreon part of the broadcast

where I will get those fucking controversial opinions out of them. Whether they like it or not, go to patreon.com slash fear and to subscribe and you can get access to the second part

of the podcast. Thank you so much for coming, guys. Where can people find you? Around the horn. Go ahead. I just follow Hasan around on his streams, so just watch those. Boy, boy. Boy, boy on YouTube. It's much better than what he's doing. Yeah, yeah. Much better. Actually,

it really is. It really is much better. What CIA base has he gone into? He works for the CIA. How do you think that might be? I do, yeah. Always. Laserbeam, I play Fortnite. You probably don't care. It's okay.

No, come on. Nah, it's all right. If you know, you know. There's fucking Fortnite heads. There's Fortnite heads in the chat. Yeah, if they know, they know. Okay. Cold Ones.

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