Fear& - Confronting Hasan on his CONTROVERSAL statements! | Fear&

Episode Date: August 17, 2026

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First and foremost, we're supposed to... I think you two have a toxic relationship. We do. We have... It's only one-sided... What? No, no, no. No.

Because you're his pimp. What? And he gets off on emotionally abusing you. Well, I mean, so I honestly, when you think about it, we're... It's crazy. Equally toxic. So I feel like we're both getting this... Like, you march about, you're like, ladies and gentlemen,

Hassan bike, we're going to be selling his ass hair and baggies. Okay, that's true. And he's like, Austin loves crows. on my side table. Okay, how did you know what my grievances? Oh my God, there's no way. Shall we? Oh, Christ in heaven.

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which actually five days from today, depending on the episode, you see it. But we'll be in San Francisco, a week from today, right, at this moment. That's crazy. We'll be together. Wow. Can't wait. It's got to be fantastic.

Wow. So inspiring. San Francisco. Yeah, that's right. One of my favorite cities. I love it. Really? Yes.

What do you like in San Francisco? The bridge. Oh. Yeah, I love the Golden Gate Bridge. They have a net underneath it so people don't kill themselves. Oh, well, hopefully we are selling. Do it off your hand.com. Yeah.

Don't kill yourself at the Golden Gate Bridge. Come to the San Francisco tour date instead. In San Francisco, they actually have one of the oldest pizza restaurants in the United States. And it's very delicious. think when we go to Seattle, we should go to the Space Needle. Thank you for paying off what I just told you say. Don't worry about it. I'm down.

That's classic pod stuff right there. I'm thinking we make Cutie Cinderella eat the pizza on stage from the oldest pizza. Wow. I would like that. Now you're talking. They probably don't do gluten-free crust. No, they definitely. They're probably like, 100 years ago, they didn't even know what gluten was.

Yeah. Yeah. Back when things were good. Yeah. All right. we got a we got a great podcast for you guys today all right yes we do it all right well let's get into it because the son has a grievance you you start

you start he only gets excited about the pod when he can air Austin out yeah first and foremost we're supposed to have a toxic relationship we do we have it's only one sided top what no no no no because no you're his pimp what and he gets off on emotionally abuse you. Well, I mean, so

honestly, when you think about it, we're it's crazy. Equally toxic, so I feel like we're both getting this. Like you march about it, you're like, ladies and gentlemen, Hassan Baker, we're going to be selling his ass hair and baggies. Okay, that's true. And he's like, Austin left scrums on my side table. Okay, how did you know what my

grievances? Oh my God, there's no way. All right. No, listen to this. Okay, first, the grievance starts Are we caught in a time? The grievance starts when one morning I wake up and Christian is sitting in my living room. And I'm like, what the fuck is Christian doing here?

It turns out Austin sent Christian ahead of time to Casa Della Piker. And I was not even informed. What? I'm like, where's Austin? Why did he say what? You did it? No, I didn't. I always inform you through the team.

I was not informed. Okay, okay. I was like, what the fuck's Christian doing here? Is Austin here? And Christian's like, no, Austin. not coming for another two days. I'm like, oh, okay, that's fine, I guess. No big deal. Whatever. I love Christian. So that was grievance number one. Austin doesn't show up since Christian ahead of time. Well, hold on. I, in, for future reference, do you want me to text you directly?

Because I can do that. I was not informed. It's fine. Do you want me to text you directly? Because I can work through other channels. Okay. You're, you're, okay. Okay. Okay. I just want to be clear on your bookings system. It sounds like he doesn't want a solution. He just wants to have reason. keep sending my boyfriend to his house. I don't know what the solution is. So that's, that's number one. Number two. Okay, I'm live streaming earlier today.

Austin shows up. You were live streaming today? Oh, that's funny. Okay. Okay. Okay. I got it. I do every day.

Sue me. Okay. No, you just, you don't do anything else. No, he does. He does the podcast. No. That's not true. I did the podcast and, and I actually went to a very cool place.

Oh. A very cool membership club. that has that has a real studio in it for musicians and they have different artists play at the first floor where there is it was an event space that they turned into a nightclub and then at the third floor it's a restaurant

oh you went to Soho House No no house no house no it's not no house no he's got a secret club I'm not gonna be really sounds very proletariat yeah no no it was fucking super rich people 100%. So I went to the Illuminati Fuck Fest.

Yeah, no, it was straight out. It wasn't like that. It was like young. Proletariat's the rich one, right? No, proletariat is the No, proletariat is the workers. Bourgeoisie is the rich one. Anyway.

What's you? Let's get back to the fucking gruelitarian. I'm live streaming. Were you teletarian? What's that one? That means something that utilizes things totally. Yeah. Utilizing things.

But hold on. They're not even the same club. I'm sitting. I'm sitting and I, here concerns coming from my living room. You turn out, Austin is such a goddamn messy bitch that he just left fucking trash everywhere and crumbs everywhere so almost so that my mom got mad at him. Well, look, I know, I know.

It was, it was really, it was. What trash. It was just a, it was some nuts and a little crumb and then a, uh, a credit card. He came on his couch. No. Yeah, he nutted on my couch. No, no, it was, it was, it was some nuts and then. I'm bad.

I shouldn't laugh at that. That's stupid. Some nuts. And then a credit card activation card that I, you know, that I was, I had to do some business when I got here. Also, why are you getting packages delivered to my house? Well, that's kind of crazy. Can I be on it?

Well, these are packages for fear and. No, they're not. Yes, they are. The credit card today was a fear and credit card. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's a fear and in my name. But it, but it's a fear hand credit card regardless. What are I supposed to do?

Where else am I going to send it? Okay. You made the studio in your house. That is true Right So Anne what did Anne say? She said I feel comfortable with you

To tell you to clean something up And I said wow I feel like this is a step In the right direction In our relationship I felt like that You messy bitch You know what

See the thing about mothers Is they love to parent And they love to You know mothers Yeah So he gave her an opportunity To do something she loves It was actually really nice of him

Thank you Yeah You know what I mean though I should be thanking Keeping her employed. Yeah. My mother. He's for the workers so much he wants to keep your mom employed.

My mother, my mother would talk about my grandmother. He has hired his mom. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, but she gets paid a very good salary. I thought,

I thought the original was she enjoys cleaning. And this gives her something to do. No, she doesn't enjoy cleaning. She just told me. Oh, so you just force her to clean her house. She wanted to do it. I said,

okay, mom, it's kind of weird. I can't ever fire you. Uh-huh. I would never do that. My mom is a great job. The funniest thing is, yeah, performance review.

You know, I can't fire you, but I will say the tap of the pictures in the living room were a little dusty. What's that about? What's that? For what I'm paying you, I expect you to get those nox and grannies. What's going on here?

No, no, no. I hire cleaners on top of my mom. Because if I don't say something, people will say it's an epitism. No, my mom, she comes once a week. So why don't you get to work, Speaking of when, she wants to know what snacks she'd like for your room. Wow, that's so nice.

She wants to know what everybody's snacks. She'll be coming more than once a week. I want multiple fair life. Are you staying at my house? Yes, you ask every week if they're staying at your house. I don't know if he is. I don't know if I'm going to stay at his house. I said I would.

I'm so excited. I'm not. genuine question. Okay. And I'm not, this is not a bit. Not a bit. This is a serious question.

Can you sleep in a queen bed? Yeah. Wow. It's not a bit. When you come to my house, you lay in the best bed of your life in a king-sized, in a king-sized,

temporepetic mattress that basically has formed around your body. Yeah. I don't have King beds in my guest room because the rooms aren't big enough. I'm sorry. It wasn't in the budget. He can sleep in a queen. Can you sleep in a queen?

I'm just saying. Okay. I don't know. Now I have to reconsider. Okay. Now I have to reconsider. I'm just wondering because I only have, I only have queens. I'm going to be inspecting that.

What are the snacks going to be like that? Okay. Corey, I'll get a list of snacks. Checks, mix. I'll get a list of snacks. Where are the cheeses? I'll get a list of snacks. Well, yeah, I think I might avoid that one.

No, you won't. Actually, I don't know if I want to go to a point. No, he's lying. He's lying. DSA wants to... I know. They keep DMing me. Yeah. They want to... They want to do a table.

With me? No, they want to do a table at the event. Oh, they want to put a table at the event? All right, well... That's crazy. Oh, my God. Come on. We're not a socialist society.

Yeah, show me how that commie money spent. Make me the head czar of iron when you storm the White House. I can talk. Okay, we are, this is a purely hypothetical thing that my friend is saying, this is a comedy podcast. Yeah, it's a comedy podcast. We are doing, we're not here. As parody. It's jokes.

For those of you. For those of you. Numerous think tanks. Yeah. By the way, that's not even a joke. There are numerous think tanks at this point. that are, well, the Republican midterm strategy has been announced. It's a fuck asan.

That's literally, like, it's not even a joke. Axios reported on it. It's a, it's a simple, beautiful strategy. There's one Muslim man that we can come together and hate. And it's crazy because the Democrats. He used to dress like your art school nephew, but now he dresses like Walter Cronkite. Everybody's on board.

We hate this guy. Yeah, no, that's, that's actually, you're nailing it. Hassan Muhammad Piker. Yeah. The other groups that are involved is the healthcare lobby and the pro-Israel lobby.

They've joined forces in this neoliberal thing to call Third Way who's spending $15 million just on me and the Democratic Socialists of America. Do they want to run some ads? Yeah, no. Oh my gosh.

Yeah, we'll let it back. Let's do their ass. Hear me out. Hassan Piker. Hear me out. And I think you're going to really appreciate this. Sure. Right before the midterms, I'm planning on doing a like announcement ad buy as though I'm

running for office. I love that. And I'm going to do like a, you've probably heard quite a bit about me. Yeah. The problem is I'm not running for office. Hassan Piker, not running for office. And then and then I'm going to do it in like certain TV markets. Like I want to buy.

I want to fundraise for it and then buy it in certain TV markets. It's like, and basically it'll be like, you know, I've live streamed for 20. I'm not running for office. Why? Because I'm a live streamer. I've live streamed for more than 22,000 hours on hotly debated subjects where, you know, I've gotten very passionate. And then it's one of the clips that you see and used metaphor.

And then it's another clip like where they're, you know, making it seem like these are my sincere positions. You know, one of those like walk and talk ads. Yeah. And then put it all over YouTube and also insert into TV market. Not for office. You should run a counter ad campaign not running for office against a slum biker. Will Neff also not running for office. Hello, my name's Will Neff.

I don't really have policies, but I am handsome and white. They're like that guy. That guy, I'm going to vote for that guy. That literally happened. I'm going to run for office. Here I am touching an elderly person. Here I am holding a baby. You want to run on your platform?

While you guys are not running for office, I will be running for office. Oh, wow. There's city comptroller. What's that? It's basically... She's bigger than that. She's bigger than that. Like, you do math for the state and you look at the finances.

I don't want to do that. That's boring. Put me in front of education. There's actually something that I've been meaning to talk to you about. Oh, no. Oh, man, my life is so busy. I think we already established that you don't really do anything. Well, I tell you what, I've been busy with a lot of things.

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One of my candidates that I went and rallied with was running for governor of the beautiful state of Wisconsin. And I've been thinking about you so much because Wisconsin. She recently lost the race. It was a huge race. It was a real barn. It was a real barn burner. She should have gotten better shoes.

It's crazy. I illegally voted for her a lot. Same. Of course. Oh, God. 3,000 mules and everything else. Again, I don't know them. This is again, parody for the people watching from one of those things.

I voted for her. Austin show. His name is Austin show. I went to retirement homes in Wisconsin, stole out of the people's identity, and voted in match. Yeah, no, that's the way to do it. So she lost by like, I think,

3,000 votes, which is an unbelievably slim. Oh, that's just a little bit. Yeah. It's like super, super, super narrow margin. Well, it's obviously fraud. What did her in was the fact that she was anti- Thanksgiving and anti- Halloween. That's crazy.

I just thought it was very funny that this is your number one policy. She also didn't do a TV ad spend, really. She did not. She didn't buy any TV. Which was probably more important than the Thanksgiving fucking thing. I doubt it. She did not do any TV ads. That was not great. Did she think that she could just win on Twitter?

No, she actually wasn't really posting on Twitter that much either. What was she? What was she doing? How is she winning? Great ground game. I mean, she was she going on a Wisconsin Wisconsin train tour? Yes. No, literally. worked ironically. She wasn't a train tour.

Not a train tour, but like she was putting the pedal to the mouth. She was out. You know what could have gotten her more is if she fucking trick or treated. Oh, that'd be a good campaign. You know what? But she hates Halloween. I still like Halloween. I'm,

I like it. I'll defend Halloween all day. Halloween's a speed bump to get to Thanksgiving and holidays. That's because you dressed up as a pedophile last year. I, oh, oh, oh, oh, you're the only one. People got mad at me. People got mad at me calling it.

a pedophile and I'm like it's actually a mystical alien creature yeah but it fucks kids like what do you want I thought he eats them I'm sorry oh does he not eat the weiner does he skip that part Hey Georgie You want to just hit at the abbey

Hey Georgie He's like this part's inappropriate You're a 25 year old dancer They all spread down here Georgey That's so crazy Look, I didn't know he was a pedophile until I mean... He's not!

By the time... He's a fucking eldridge being who eats, who consumes fear. By the time I found... He's an eldridge being. The concept of... Able penetration doesn't even register to him. It's not a child. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, shut up. And Michael Jackson was just having a sleepover with those kids. Don't Google if it's a pedophon. You're fine. I think, yeah, let's see what Google says. Let's see what AI has. to say. In my defense, by the time I found out he was a pedophile, my costume was already made.

He's not a pedophile. He's an elderish, please. I'm not I'm not dressing up as him again, okay? I can't believe I'm the one defending it. I don't, you don't have to. No one asked you to. I think you do. Yeah, well, Pennywise is an ancient

is an interdimensional apex predator. Rather than hunting like a normal animal and operates on cyclical feeding schedule walk, but why only children? He's not only just children He prays on fear In fact in the second book He preys on the adults

That have grown up from the first book Oh The whole second book No he got for the second book Wait I literally I did! I read the fucking books To speak on the The gang bang scene in the first book

Okay I can't defend that That's what I thought I can't defend the gangbys Wait there's a gang there's a gang there's a gang band It's like a trigger warning Petophilia No way They are all children.

They're all children, but she sexes her way out to save them or something. What the fuck? I've never watched this movie. Did he orchestrate the- Stephen King was an alcoholic? I am not a fan. Is Stephen King a pedophile or an alcoholic? Wait, did Stephen King go to the island?

Are you a pedophile if you write about pedophilia? It's, again, not pedophilia. Wait, Google, Stephen King here for you have seen island. Hoking up with kids. Which is not something you should write about. Which I guess happens in even, wait. Okay, here's my argument. Is Edward Cullen a pedophile?

Just keep right. Okay. But it isn't a pedophile. Wait. Oh, Stephen King sparked intense social media debate by dismissing the existence of a formal Jeffrey as a client. Yes, he has done that. Well, let's move on.

Pennywise, we're not sure if he's a pedophile or not. It sounds like he's not, I guess. So he's not a pedophile. So I didn't dress up as a pedophile. No. So take it back. I guess you didn't. Thank you.

They all float down here, Christian. I guess you weren't a petafow. Thank you. I appreciate that. I'm Betty Wash, the tensing cloud. Yeah. Well, happy we move past that. Yep.

Oh. That is a worst transition. Bad transition. You can't do that. I'm hanging on by a fucking thread. You upset for you? Say sorry to Farley. All right.

Moving up. provide a topic. Oh, provide a topic. Frankie Valley has Frankie Valley announced his retirement from music. Thank God he can enjoy his wonder years. No, but this is the thing. I saw this on Twitter on the plane. Turns out he said that he's not retiring. He's not, he's not retiring. So it was a fake story.

Frankie Valley is still You have a talent for this, Austin. We went from pedophilia. to elder abuse. I don't know. We're just running the gamut today. I didn't start the pedophilia conversation. He doesn't look at day over 97.

What? Because you're... No, I'm not a pet... I've been pedophiles. Oh, fuck. I get to talk about pedophilia as much as I want. It's called healing. That's not how a pass word.

I didn't say that. She said that. You're mixing us out. I was molested as a child. Oh, my God. By an adult man. What? You don't want to hear about my past?

I do. I do. I do. I want to hear. I'm sorry. I have the beautiful. I'm sorry I was beautiful. What do you want me to stay here?

I was a hot-ass six-year-old, Will. It's like you have a fucking gun to my head. No one could keep their hands off me. Oh my God. Well, Frankie Valley. I don't know how we're going to get through this. Frankie Valley is 92 years old and he's not retiring. We don't have to, yeah.

Is that, did that make you happy? I just thought it was hilarious that he had to come out and make a statement that actually I don't think he made the statement himself. I don't know, yeah, but that turns out he's not. I don't think he's physically capable of. making statements. I think they just roll them out. They roll them out and he goes, uh, and then, you know, the music plays. I don't know.

Anyway, you know what? He must enjoy it. Frankie must. There must be something in there. I've seen pain behind his eyes when he goes on stage. Can't we just be a little optimist? I mean, the guy from, uh, what the hell? The fucking, uh, donker Shane, darling. Who the fuck is that guy? Uh, Wayne Newton.

Wayne Newton still has a residency at the Flamingo in Vegas. Yeah. And they've bulldozed the bill. No, it's still there Flamingo's still there. He's still there. I recall, central parking I want to go see him. My mom and I want to go see him.

I think it'd be a train wreck. Speaking of going and seeing things, I took my niece and nephews, or second cousins, to Disney. Yay! That's incredible, Will. So I asked Qudy Cinderella.

Do they six seven? Yes. Like, what are the new things What are the things the kids do in these days? They're 10 and under. That's what I mean. They don't know the new things. They're not cool.

They're children. No, that's what I'm saying. Like, there's, no, there's a culture for 10-year-olds. Epic is back. They say epic now. And they say, bro. Bro and bra. They say bro.

They say bro a lot. Why do I know this? Because of my cousins, my niece and nephew cousins, they, I ask them. You are such a fellow kid guy right now. Well, I see. What are the kids? What's doing will? What's it like they're in the streets?

No, I just like to, I'm fascinated by like... Are they still doing B-Boy's dance? I just want to know, because I think it's really interesting how, like, they're growing up in an environment with AI and Internet, and I want to know what kind of... They're dumb as hell. Strange cultural forces are educating them. I don't fucking know this.

My niece is a nephew. My nephew is a niece. Okay, I guess you don't. care about an anthropological study. I don't care about educating you about what the kids are doing. Okay, that's fine. That's crazy. All right. I asked QD. Cinderella

to help me, to aid me. And she gave me an itinerary. And it was incredible. We were absolutely. I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to do itineraries. Through the park. Give me my phone. I'll send it to Gabe.

Was it? Oh, you have it. What time did the? Yeah. You fucking love making these goddamn Liz. No, she helped a friend out. Do you guys not know me? No, it's just so funny.

No, she just wants the flex about how organized our itinerary was. I don't know how to make it. Her itinerary was great. I'm not an itinerary person. I'm not either. I can't do an itiner. I am not, but I followed hers because I wanted to make everything cool. It's color-coded.

Yeah, it's perfect. That's her shit. I can't do that. I don't think you were here when we look through her bachelor at party. Here you go. Whoa. What the fuck? What app did you use?

Astro Blasters. I edited this. Yeah. I made it on Canva. So what does red stand for? It's the land it's in. Okay, got it. And I have their reservations on it too.

I made them reservations at Bippity Boppity and then Saabby's Workshop. Okay. The map is color coded. You can, you coordinate it in such a way. So I coordinated it so they just have to do one map around the park. You use like the page. Yes. I even timed it so they would be in fantasy land close to the reservation.

Her thing was so efficient. that we went through all of Main Street, all of Tomorrowland, all of Mickey's Tune Town. It's a small world and fantasy land in like an hour and a half. Yeah. Did you just know this based on the times of the park? This is how you would go through. Yeah. Yes.

How were the wait times? Lightning pass. Really? Wow. Oh, is that a new thing that Disney's you can pay for everything? You can pay to win at Disney. I did pay to win. I'll be honest. Never go back.

they have broken the park now where it only works for the lightning pass. Yeah, pay to win is fucked. Wait, wait, so pay to win. That's what Universal does, right? It's the upgrade above face pass, fast pass, yeah. It's insane. Oh, wait, that's insane. It was insane.

When were cranking? Yeah. When did they put that in? Within the past year. Yeah. I think that that's a horrible thing, but I will be using it. Yeah. No, it breaks the park completely.

It's an extra 350 per person. I will, that's horrible. And you will be using it. I will be using it, but I will be complaining the whole way through. Yeah, it's a lightning link to me. Okay, you know what? Fuck, fuck it. I guess we should do this then.

No, I mean, it's pretty fucked up. Yeah. Okay, we shouldn't do it. Let me tell my damn story. Tell your story. Tell my, let me tell my, dude. What is that? You became an expert in and of yourself, though.

Oh, God, ow, he's hitting him so hard. Touch it again. Touch it again. It's beep. Yeah, you got a test. You got it taxed. I thought it was a call. You want to read it?

No. Go ahead. Let's see what it is important. Okay. Wait, this is the thing. If you read it, you have to share it with a class verbatim. You're going to take that right? It's going to be something fucked up.

It's going to be like... He's going to take that risk. Okay. It's going to be like his mom. What is it? It's politics. Verbatim. Read it.

No. Read it. Read it. That's what you agreed to. The obdeme. The obdum. approval, dumerism is so annoying. Some Dems just holding grudges still after

an election that happened last week, and the rest is just continuing the great campaign he's been running. You feel better now? Yeah. All right, put the fucking phone back in a lot. Okay. You got one. Wait? Are you nuts? I'm going to tell a fucking story.

I'm happy he saw it. He couldn't have waited an hour for that. It's a good bit! Okay. So anyway, we're following this itinerary. Good itiner. Not me. Look at him. Are you being impish? No.

What's an impish? Impish is like imp quality. Like a little tiny, like a demon. Oh, he is like that. What? Yeah, he is. Like a little gremlin. Yeah.

Tell your story, Will, please. I've been waiting patiently. God, get on with it, Will. Go ahead, Will. No, Will, for real. Audio listeners, Will is clawing at the table. in an effort to I don't think Will wants to tell a story

Somebody fucking help me Go ahead Will, please tell the story Please Will tell the story Yes you can I need a second Okay My day is so packed and chaotic It's so strange because you literally

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and it was so efficient they got so far ahead you made my family's check their location I'd be like oh go eat here you made my family's day but I feel like we packed so much in the first day that the kids started to get tired and they were doing so

not my problem that's right that's right not my fucking problem yeah I'll be honest with you I wasn't saying it was your problem I'm with cutie on this because as a kid you should have the maximum amount of endurance.

Yeah, eat a fucking cotton candy or something. Yeah, make it back up. Snort a churo. Hot stuff. What is this? Anyway, continue. So they got tired. We were getting tired.

And, you know, we were emphasizing teamwork and working together during this day so we can get the most fun out of it. But we're getting towards the end of the day and we go to the Dumbo ride. This is not a lightning pass. Nope. But they really want to ride. Yeah, great. Now, you can tell the men here. What is the unique feature of the Dumbo ride?

The lever? Correct. You go up and down. Not very fast. Not very fast. So it's the lamest ride we do all day, but there's this little tiny lever that controls the height of the Dumbo. And all the kids want to ride with me, Caroline's getting food, their mother is resting

her feet. It's just me and the kids on the Dumbo. And they're like, I want to ride with Will, I want to ride with Will, I want to ride with you can't fit that many. You can't. Two persons are eating her feet. seats. So the youngest and I, I'm like, I'm going to go with the youngest. You guys figure it out. Please share. It's the end of the day. We've been great. We go up in the dumpo ride, we're riding

around. We see their mom. Hey, she waves at us. Hi. You know, he's controlling the little woo. We're going up and down. We come around the second time. We see their mom again. Hey, she's not looking at us at all. She's not looking at us at all. She's looking at the Dumbo in front of us. they're siblings and I look pull up car jujitsu. Uh-oh. This is what I see from the car in front of us from the from the from the dumbbell in front of us. This is what it looks like. Just watch two seconds of this.

We got. We need YouTube pre- What are we bro? So it looks like this. Immediately. Immediately. Immediately. Pause back to the story. Okay.

I'm like panicking. I'm like, oh my God, they're a child is going to get fallen off. They're fully fighting. They're fully fighting. ride goes the whole way we finish we go down at the end the little boy grabs his sister's head and

pings it off the front of the ride like this and then tries to like jump out of the thing and she grabs his hair like she's trying to pull a carrot out of the dirt and just goes and I see all of this hair just go flying and I was like

no and I run up and grab them both by the waist and I just carry it them to their mother. Why were they fighting? They wanted to control the... They wanted to control the little lever that makes it go up and down and they couldn't agree on who it could do it. Lame is right of the whole day. Yeah. They cannot come down. They're too tired.

They're too exhausted. Their mom's talking to them. I'm talking to them. We can't get him to calm down so their mom's like, that's it. Today was about teamwork. Disney's over. You blew it. Yeah. And the youngest, who is dope.

This kid is awesome. He's like, I don't. didn't do anything. Why fuck me for? Yeah. Exactly. And I look at their mom and I go, Caroline and I were going to stay for the fireworks. Is it okay if the youngest stays with us? We'll bring him home later. And she's like, if it's okay with him? And I was like, buddy, is it okay with you? And he goes, yes. So it's Caroline, myself and this little kid. And he, the other two were low on energy. This kid was not low on energy. Yeah. We went to the other park. They upgraded to parkhopper. And now we had six lightning past me. Oh, fuck yeah. So we were running every run.

twice. Cars twice in three minutes. Ba-bao. Oh, what? Tower of terror twice in three minutes. Bye-ba. Okay, so the lightning pass can you only do it once? Yes. Technically, yeah. In a day, but we were running twice. One per ride. Yeah. And you don't have to book the ride. Oh, okay. I mean, it's great, but it could be unlimited.

It could be one. Maybe for an additional two or another. He wants the unlimited. Wow. He wants the czar package. I don't know how much you like the working class. Okay. So, well, I know. We can all work in class up to it. Asked for their heights ahead of time. because she wanted to verify all the rides.

Yeah. The youngest was 47 inches. Yeah, you have to be 48 for Incredicoster. That's correct. Oh. I knew this. And so I came up with the strategy. Can't pull up the image.

I put my hat on the youngest's head. And I said, just wear this hat. And if anybody asked you what's going on, you have tall head syndrome or THS. I love that. Did people ask? No. while we get to the Incredica coaster and he gets to the front of the line and the guy goes,

hey, bud, can you take your hat off? And he goes, I got a tall head. Do you let him in? No. No. I let him in. But he's like, he's like, what does that mean? And he's like, I got a tall head.

And I was like, I was like doubled over cry laughing. So they took his hat off and he misses it by like, like this much. Yeah, the move is crocs. Crocs are your thickest, yeah. I knew this. We put on different shoes the second day. Yeah. We put on the tall head again.

He goes up again. Again, they go, can you move your hat? And he goes, I'd got a tall head. Okay. Crying. They take his hat off. His head just connects with the head. And they're like, he's good to go.

And I'm like, yes, we get to the front. The older siblings, both are like, we're not doing this. They jump off. Why? Scared? Too scary. The older ones,

pussyed out? Yeah. And then, so I looked to the younger one. I'm like, you want to do this, bud? And he's like,

more than anything, drops it down. He's like this before the Incredited coaster, we rip it. We get off and she's like, are you okay? And he's like, that was awesome.

And we're like, high fiving. And, but anyway, needless to say, Disney's way more fun with kids. Yeah.

Really? And what I realized... Wait, oh, cutie, just not agree with you. I don't agree. Like, over 60% of the people that went there were adults. Yeah. What happened to the children? Kids are annoying.

Cudy... No! They're joyous. Correct me if I'm wrong, but when you have children with you, you can't really have fun. You have to slow down. You have to, like, take them with a bath. It's like a whole thing. We can't drink.

You can. I don't either. I even, I told my sisters because... I thought you were... I thought this was going to be a slam dunk. No, kids, yuck. I told my sister over my wedding, because my sisters are my maids of honors.

And they all have kids. Oh, excuse me, bridesmaid. To be fair. Let me finish. Go on. No. I'm a brother to me. You already correct.

You get in. No, no, no. No, no. Mr. Well, I was going to say you probably roll deep. I do roll deep. I roll with 12 under 12. That's, yeah.

Insaniat. Yeah. Three, I was, I literally felt like I got done with a football practice. Yeah. And I honestly, just like football, I wish I had worn a cup. Yeah. Because there's something about small children, they just have a reflex to punch you in the, yeah, they just swing. Yeah.

Like every time I wasn't looking, there was just like a. Yeah. Really? Yes. One time my ex-boyfriend was with us when we were at Disney and my nephew at the time, I think he was like freaking two or like he was baby. And he just swung in. and hit the hammer fist is the other one. In the wiener.

And then my ex was so mad he wouldn't ride the ride with him. That's, which I was like he's two. That's insane. It was insane. I hope you broke up with him. No, we're still together. That's a shame.

You should really do something about that. I'm going to tell a lot of him. I'm saying. No, it was crazy. But, what was I saying? Oh, wedding. I have like my three sisters.

So I have one sister and two sister-in-laws. They're all my bridesmaids. And we're doing our hair and makeup together. And? Yeah. We're just, sweetie. If we can find a dress that fits you, we'll consider it.

I already chose my color. Oh, God. So it's awkward. Just let it go, man. Anyway, I came with a cheer list and you can rank this. Wait, I'm not done. And then we'll go back to your cheer list. You got it.

I told them we're getting hair and makeup done. Yep. Don't bring your children. don't bring the daughters. The daughters stay at home with the adults. I hired a different hair and makeup person for the daughters to go to the house because those men are going to make them look ugly for the wedding. That's crazy.

Really, I thought it was thoughtful. It's almost too thoughtful. Oh. It's almost too thoughtful. They would look ugly. They won't look ugly. They can't show up. They're going to be toddlers and tiaras out there.

You're the best. Your planning is amazing. Do you do? those, do you do planning for, why would I be jealous? I'm going to be there too, right? Yeah, you can go get my hair, your hair and makeup done with my nieces. Anywho, thank you so much.

You're welcome. For such an amazing time, you made Disney more fun than I thought it could ever be. You're welcome. Because they asked me to do this, and I wasn't the biggest Disney person, I came on you. It's, I groveled to you. I came to you.

You came on her. Jesus Christ, I came to you and groveled. That did not happen. There was no coming on. There was coming to. Yuck. I came to you. I groveled and I said,

cutie, will you help me? I did it. I did help. And you helped. Most people don't like Disney because number one, the app is not approachable. You learned.

I had to send him like a little tutorial. And even that was bare minimum. The app is not approachable. Number two, the layout is not approachable. If you've never been there, you're really fucking confused. So the way I sent it to him

was just the best way to do it. If you're new, so if you're going to go to Disney and you need a guide, go screenshot that because I'm not your guide. This I brought tier list, one of our first ever two list. I'm excited.

This is Will Maff's top five rides at Disney. Now that I have been on every single Disney ride. You didn't go on every ride. Between all my trips, yes. You haven't gone on Peter Pan? I did. You want Snow White's Adventure?

Which one's Snow White's Adventure? It's like the stupid... There's hidden rides in fantasy. Yeah, you didn't go on Mr. Toes. Did you go on the... I went on Mr. Toll flash time. Did you go on Pinocchio? Did you go up to Tune Town? No, that's storybook. Did you go up on Tune Town? He did go to Tune Town. He did go to Tune Town. He did go on the Tune Town.

He didn't go on the Tune Town. Coaster. Give us your top five. The Go Go Go Gadgett coaster? Where's that? That's what I thought. Damn, dude. You're just getting fucking ride-mogged. The train around the out? No, the Casey Jr. train. I have no idea what any of the shit is.

Listen, you've done okay. You've gone on most. I wake up too late. This is one of the top-high rides. Okay. Ready. Land. Why do you get so autistic about Disney?

She's an expert. See, this is where I'm starting to believe that, like, I think we all just have personal obsessions. Top five. Rides! At Disneyland! Coming in at number five! Okay.

Gave doesn't have a... You didn't give Gabe anything. There's no... We can put in a graphic later. Okay. We'll put it in a graphic later. Got it. We were all waiting for something.

This is our first tier list. You said I sent in this tier list. Created the terrorist in my mind. Well, you should have been more clear about that. Will you bring up a picture and copy and paste it into Google Doc each time he talks about it, Gabe? Thank you. Number five. Okay.

Soaring USA. That's not at Disneyland. That's a California adventure. Yeah, DCA. Okay. They're the same thing. You literally said Disneyland. I'll be honest.

California Disney. In her defense, I zeroed in on the Disneyland part. No, we're doing it. We're doing it. Move on. We just got it working, Will. I'm over. Next one.

There you go. I'm over it. Number two. No, well, we're waiting. Number four. Number four. I'm over it.

Well, we're all waiting. We're done. We're being silly. I don't want to do this. No, number four. A fucking 10 minute topic and she has turned into a half hour. We need that because what else are we going to talk about? Everything.

Number four. Number four Splash Mountain, formerly Splash Mountain. Oh. Tiana's a fraud, Tiana's. Yeah, Tiana's adventure. It's excellent. It's fun. You love it.

I love it. I loved it. Did you see the 13-year-old kid that fell out of the back? Yeah, I saw that one. What? Yes. Yeah. He got out of the, he shouldn't have done that.

So now the, now the safety things are extensive. He shouldn't have done that. Because that kid jumped out. Why did he? Was he trying to kill himself? He was trying to ride the slide. Yeah. So he wanted to go and get the one behind him.

But there was a drunk person in Disney World that did the same thing. And then they got hit by the one banana. They got ran over and died. Well, but that was in like the early 2000. Yeah. Number three. Space Mountain. Okay.

Ooh, yeah. Space Mountain is phenomenal. It's exciting. Kids love it. It's in the dark. It's the only one that's like actually kind of like... It was too lit up last time I was... Okay.

But now my rankings have changed. It's very dark now. My rankings have changed. Number two is the Incredit Coaster. Okay. The Incredit Coaster is one of the smoothest roller coasters. You're likely to ride. It's fun.

When you're at Disney. We did this, right? You did it. And every line is like an hour long. The credit coaster is always 10 minutes somehow. You're in, you're out. It's efficient. You smell the cookies.

Oh, yeah. You want to buy them. You get the incredible experience. Okay, number one, I got to say it. Guardians. Guardians of the galaxy is phenomenal. Okay. When I heard they had upgraded Tower of Terror, I was like, what?

No. And I went in jaded. Yeah. I was wrong. They have upgraded how this ride runs. The theming is incredible. The line is fun. The kids didn't even realize they're in a line because they have the collection of all the Marvel stuff.

Rocket Raccoon is talking to you. They play music as the ride is happening. Tower of Terror used to be scary. It was like, Oh, no. Now it's like, come on and take a free ride. They launch you from the start too. Come on and take them back.

Everybody is jamming. It's a party. They have five different songs. I heard three of them. It was just an absolute blast. That's a phenomenal ride. I will say one critique about your list. Indiana Jones.

I don't think he wants any. I don't think he wants our feedback. Indiana Jones, you think is in the top five? No, you can do your top five. No, no, no, I think we can move on to other things. I'll do my top five. Yeah, do it.

That was the point of it. Oh, okay. I'll do my top five. Thank you. We know. Okay. I like them all. Equally.

My number one. You're doing a reverse order. I do it reverse order because it's easier for my brain. Okay. My number one, hot take. Sure. Pirates of the Caribbean. Actually, a good take.

It has one nice little drop. It's nice and calm and cool. You always don't expect. The bayou water smells like formaldehyde. Can I say something? Actually a good take. And I think it's probably still the best experience ride. I give it to.

People hate it. I put one experience ride on. Soren USA because I think Sorin is just such a... Yeah, Soren's good. It's a great way to end your day. They have the fireworks. There's fans. It feels soothing.

It's funny. But I loved pirates. And I think it's my second favorite experience. No guess has ever died on it. Why did you look it up to see if someone died at Pirates of the Caribbean? My number two, Grizzly River Run. Okay. I like that.

I love it. I love it so much. That one was good. I just didn't like getting wet. Yeah, I don't like getting wet. Well, okay. Well, kind of defeats the whole purpose. ride, but...

Yeah, my number three, I think my number three, this is like my non-negoti is, um, it is, um, Thunder Mountain. That's a great ride. Thunder Mountain. Someone got to decapitated on it, though. What? Yeah. Can't stand up. Come on and take a free ride. They stood up, didn't it?

No, no, no. It's the, the, something, it got disconnected, and so then the train went up and they went under. Yeah. I actually think my number four, is probably Soren. Wow. We have one in common. Yeah, I think it is my number four. Soren is just so pretty.

Do we do soren? No. No, we didn't. And then number five, my number five, this one's a really hot take, is Goofy Sky School. Really crazy. Goofy Sky School is so funny to ride with them. That's the only one I will fully disagree on. Yeah.

Because Goofy Sky School is chiropractors. I have not laughed. So hard being in the front listening to them ride Goopies Sky School. It's not made for like normal size humans. It was so bad. That's why I love it is I love just taking people on it and they hate it. Can I give you my controversial? Cars ride would be number one.

Oh crap. I forgot about the car's ride. If the wait time wasn't so insane, the wait time on the cars ride is never less than an hour. No, you have to have fast pass. Never less than a year. I might actually replace Soren with Cars Ride. But that, okay, so Cars Ride would be my number two. But I think the wait time is so outrageous that it ruins the ride.

And it's not like Guardians, where there's like fun stuff to do in the line. You just, you literally are like trapped outdoors. I like it. It's so good. I mean, it was fun. No, it's very smooth.

The themeing is great. The animatronics is great. That's why I like Indiana Jones. Dude, you guys are like. Goofy SkySchool, though, is. It is a crazy one. I know it's crazy. I understand.

Yeah, it should stop. It just cease to exist. I just like torturing people. You just fractured your hell fine. My pocket pick is storybook canals. I do like it. It's just miniature. I like water rights.

I've never rid of it. I refuse, remember. And you get mad at me every time. Incredits is incredible. When we went to Oogie Boogie, you got all mad at me. You were like, we're going on. I said, no. You would love it.

I don't want it. Oh, it's a small world after all. No, that's not small world. Hassan. Small world's very funny because I kind of skip that. Part of the joy of that ride is that it's kind of crappy.

Yeah. Yeah, it sucks. Yeah, it's like the enchanted tiki room. It reminds me of a, it reminds me of like what I assume people in like 1937 were enjoying as a roller coaster. You would put Indiana Jones on your top ride.

I think so, yeah, it's one of my favorite. That's one of my favorites. It's a classic. It's been, the theming is great. It's been upgraded. I love at the end, I'm always thinking the boulder

is always going to come roll me over every time. You know, only recently have I been able to keep my eyes open during the boulder? Is that stupid? And I know how the right works. Every time, I'm like,

oh my God, it's going to get me. This is how it all ends. And then bump down I go. It's also made of like styrofoam. I know. Well, did you see that one styrofoam boulder that like the guy had to stop with his body?

I saw that. Like an Indiana Jones thing. It was in Disney World. It weighed like a ton. Oh, the show. And he got black. Yeah, yeah, completely. He's like a hero, though.

Yeah, he's a hero. He saved the audience. He threw his body at it. Yep. Boulder. Yeah, watch this. Oh, yeah. The ride fall, the, the Boulder falls off, and you can see the stunt coordinator, watch this.

Hold on. You'll see it. Here comes the boulder. And whoops of daisies. Now, there goes my hero. Watch him. Oh, that looked like a bouncing ball. He flew back.

That's a hero. That's a hero. Can I be honest? I think it would have done less damage if it would just gone into the crowd. There could have been a kid there. It does look like a bouncy ball. Yeah, but the kid would have bounced off. Yeah, but it weighs like 600 pounds.

Oh, really? Okay, well, that makes sense. Oh, is a dude alive? Yeah, he survived. Based on them bouncing, I think the railing would have stopped. See, I mean, I'm not the only one. Nobody has an independent thought anymore. What happened to our past?

Agingtree. That's a hero. That's a hero. All right, fine. Fuck it. That was funny. If that ball was less bouncy, you'd be... Yeah. Yeah. Anyway. Well, amazing. Thank you. I've got Gurley Pop Disney drama. Give it to me.

Girlly pop. Oh my God. This is the most Disney focused episode. What the fuck is going on? Do we have time? No. Let's wait for... Well, let's be safe and wait for the Patreon. Okay. I've got... 20 minutes? Well, because we didn't have any dead air. We were pretty freaking on fire. Yeah.

That there was a lot. It's pretty good. Question. When I was having the panic attack, we can probably cut it. No, it was funny. We leave that whole thing in there. I'm pulling up. Hassan, I'd like to speak, if you want to speak about it, you are getting yourself in a little.

What? Is this public? I don't know if it's public. I guess what kind of if it's not public? You're doing a little lawsuit? Is that right? Oh, yeah. No, it is public.

Yeah. I'm suing Scott Jennings. Yeah. I don't, respectfully, I don't even know who that is. He's a right-wing guy. He's actually up for becoming the next press secretary. for the White House. So he's at Salem Media and he's also at Fox News. Sorry, not Fox News. He's at Salem Media and he's also at CNN. And so basically as I

recall, as I told you guys earlier, the Republicans' midterm strategies focus on. And I've been talking about policies for the last 13 years. There's a lot of clips out there. A lot of clips that you can manipulate out of context. Some clips that are in context. You know, I've said some crazy shit. So what the Republicans have decided to do is the RNC came out last week and they put together a clip compilation saying that I hate black people. And it's just like, it's like a 13. No. It's important time to let him clear his name.

Thank you. Thank you for allowing me to clear my name. So it's like almost like I think it's like 13 seconds and it has like seven cuts in it. And it's like literally the equivalence of it's basically. They just added in me asking him that and they cut in a yes. Yeah, yeah, no, pretty much. Yeah, that's awesome. They just took my yeah, yeah, right here.

Yeah. And then they slapped it on. It's basically that there's like clips. Some of the clips are me like reading a comment sarcastically of a chatter saying like, oh, you want black people to be lynched or like we got to get back to a time when like black people are being lynched. And I'm like reading it. And he says it towards the end, you can you can show it if you want. But it's like towards the end basically, he literally says sincerely, Hassan Piker wants black people to be lynched.

Wow. And it's the most like clear cut instance of defamation like pure malice or at least reckless disregard for the truth. And it's so obvious that I was like, oh, I have to like, you know, I have to do something about this because it's going to be the Republican midterm strategy anyway. So if like just gets out of hand, that's like if they feel like they can get away with this kind of stuff unpunished, they are going to continue doing it. And they're going to do it to other people as well. So yeah, I'm, I'm, um, I'm, um, I'm, um, I'm, um, you. He's the evil cousin of Ken Jennings from Jeopardy. Yeah. So I'm talking to a lawyer right now about it. Can you see the clip? Yeah, sure. I don't know what black people care about. Oh, black people care about this.

Black people care about that. Like, shut the fuck up. That's not how politics works. Oh, well, Hassan, how dare you like it or not? Black people care about this issue. It's like, it's such a fucking stupid stance. That was about. This looks bad.

No, no, I know. Well, that's the whole thing. It's a smear. I don't know if I agree with you someone someone claiming to speak for all black people comes in the chat and he says no you don't understand like black people care about the border like black people are all about like punishing immigrants

like punishing migrants I was like that's ridiculous you're wrong you don't speak for all black people and also on top of that like I don't give a fuck about this idea of like oh black people care about this black people care about that no one speaks for black people in its entirety but they cut the part where I'm saying like no one's bad speaks for black people in his entirety. See, if you would have said that, I would have agreed with you.

Because I did say that. I don't know. They cut the part where I said that. I just didn't see it. I watched your YouTube video and they do add the context. Yeah. I was watching it last. I'll be honest.

They kind of let the context go on a little too long. It's like we get the point. He didn't. He likes black people. You know what I mean? I was watching. I had to fast forward through the context. I was like,

well, thank you for that. You know what I mean? Snopes did a piece on it. Snopes did a piece on it. This one is about like how someone was saying like, you don't understand black people. Like, no, I understand polling. Like, you know, if you're going to talk, because someone was trying to tell me that, like, all black people are voting for Eric Adams, who's black?

In the New York's, in the New York mayoral. No, no, New York mayoral race. Yeah. And I was like, that's not true. Like, you're telling me I don't understand black people, but I understand polling. I just want to say gubernatorial. It's a good word. What does that mean?

Governor. Governor. Like, the race for the governor is the gubernatorial. I'm going to have a hamster name gubernatorial. That's a perfect hamster name, someone can take it if you want it. So the governor's race. Any other black folk want to engage in radical activist language in this fucking chat?

Suck my fucking. Yes, dude. It's because I'm racist. That's why. It's because I'm racist, dude. Go back to a better time when lynchings were happening. But I just want to pause for a second because you gave Taylor Swift shit in her song where she said, I want to go back to the 1830s before there was, but there was no racism.

And look at the shit. You're saying. Yeah. Judy. I'm not. No. I don't know, man. Everybody's kidding.

Seems weird. She's joking for the record. I'm, this is me reacting to a, to a black conservative saying like, it's funny, woke DA's, uh, should be locking up black children, three strikes law and all that stuff.

And then I'm reading someone's comment here. Continue. We'll leave them alone. I want to go back to lynching like I get it, but relax, man, shut the fuck up. Okay. You got me. Okay, you got me.

Because I'm a racist person. Even even in there, it's clear you're reading the comment and telling him to shut the fuck up, I guess. Yeah. So he basically says, like, black people listen to this. Like, you guys should come and join the Republican Party, which is not going to work anyway. But like, it was such a heinous out of context clip that I was like, I have to pursue litigation. But yeah, so that's, that's, that's the end of happening. I mean, it was, this one is so heinous, though, that like, even Republicans were like, dude, what the fall.

Yeah, that's a little. Yeah, even like people who hate me and have hated me for years came out and we're like, I don't like this guy Hassan, but this is the most unacceptable shit I've ever seen. Speaking of libelous claims, I was actually riding to, uh, from Disney here. I left the park early because we originally scheduled the podcast for yesterday and then changed it. We did not schedule. Well, he did. Um, and I was in the.

car and I was speaking to Austin's show. Oh. And he kept saying, the, of, yes. And there's a moment where my driver adjusted his rear view to look at me and I muted my mic and I went, he's gay.

It's okay. And the guy went. Yeah. No, I've done this. I've had this happen. You're too straight code. No, I've had this happen to me when I say it in the car and they flip the review mirror and I go,

I'm gay. Hummel sucks you out. Yeah, I'm gay. I can say this. And they're like, okay, got it. Scared me for a second. But yeah, no, I was, I was saying the Efsler on the phone with Will. Why were you so mad?

I wasn't even, I wasn't mad. I say it when I'm happy. Just part of his vernacular. You were flirting. I was joking about a ticket ad that I was running. And I was like, all right, time to buy tickets to the show. He said, Effsler is Portland. I said, to Portland.

It's time to buy tickets. Yeah. Well, on that note, it is time to buy tickets. Go to tour.fureand.com. Wow, look at that. Look at that, Hassan. And on that note, we're also going to be going behind the paywall. Patreon.com slash fear and.

That's right. Patreon.com slash fear. Our girly pop. We're going to get wet and wild. Girlie pop. Do so much more. And we got a girly pop. Girlie pop.

Yeah. Thank you. Every part of this is nasty to me. Right, but like. Like, like even Peter's. behavior I don't like. What do you mean? It's like an adult that's like behaving like a

bang on job playing Peter Pan. It's an adult that is behaving like a child. Oh, so you'd rather a child do it. For a child like adult, I should bring back on. Let's get a 13-year-old. I just like, I'm putting myself in his shoes and- Hi, I'm Peter Pan.

I'm working so that my dad can get his insulin. Okay. Disney pays me minimal. See, here's the thing. Okay, first of all, I feel terrible for you, Peter, that you're working here as a 13-year-old. My name's Stan, the character's Peter, man.

I'm trying to make ends meet. You're fucking up, you're worse than that chick who follows me around. Get out of here, communist. Boom! Here's the thing. He's an adult acting like a child. He's an adult acting like a child. He's an adult acting like a child.

He's an adult acting like a child. To a child like adult. Do you know what Peter Pan is about? It's about a man that refuses to grow up. Yeah, I know, I understand that. So he's doing exactly what he's supposed to be doing. I know, but like it's weird that you're like talking like a baby. Husson at a play.

You're talking to a musical. Why are they singing? It's so weird that they're breaking out of song. You're talking like a baby to an adult. It's a whimsy. And everybody kept acting like German prostitutes. I'm so confused. It's just whimsy, Hassan.

It's whimsy. You don't think that's strange? No, I think it's fucking weird. Yes, it's strange. The girl is weird. He's doing a camera. Yeah, I just think every part of this is true. I am just a believer that if you are not hurting anybody, you can do whatever the fuck you want.

Okay, fair, fair. No, no, I know, but I'm just saying it's like kind of, yeah, freaking me out. Okay, well, keep watching. All right. I'll be honest with you, if you did- This is my question. Hey, does this go further? What happens?

Well, it goes a lot further. So here's my question for you. How often is too often to visit Peter and do this? I think daily, be too much. Anything? Daily? It would be- Weekly would not, weekly would be just right enough? I think just going to be just, I think,

just going to the park. Maybe say hi to Peter, but don't spend this much time with him.