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Episode Date: October 7, 2024

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he called neil degrasse tyson the science guy what he is well no i think bill nye is the science guy his name is literally bill nye it's crazy you guys thought of the white guy first. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another fabulous episode of the Fearan podcast. If Austin can't check his hair, the episode isn't happening. Well, my man. Fucking wrecked this morning. Why? Because some of us had to get up and watch football.

Oh, that's right. I forgot that you're a fucking freak. Both of you are freaks. I didn't go to sleep last night, and I'm still in better sorts than this man. He texted me at like 4.30 in the morning. Are you coming? I said, Will, the game doesn't start for another two hours. I said, are you ready to watch some football, pussy?

Yeah, he was ready. He was juiced. And you know what? It was a great game. It was a great game. But hey, you know what? From one fan to another, I would never fucking rub your nose in it. Austin did have to leave early. Yes, I did.

And it's funny that you say rubbing your nose because why did you leave early? I had a zit. Where? Right here. Point to it. It's right here. He had to get it injected.

I had to get it injected with cortisone. So I made an emergency appointment at 945 and I immediately- He left my house at- Wait, but it's gone. That's right. Like it was never there. You live on like an entirely different plane of existence?

It's called self-care, Hasan If we want to get cortisone shot into our face And we want to bleach our assholes Yes Wait, what? Oh Oh, that was You just did that on your own?

I'll be I'll be honest I may bleach my asshole Like you're not revealing to us that you bleach your asshole? Or No, no, no I think in the future I've thought about it I thought you were being coy

I thought you were like I may by the way speaking of bleached assholes we have a fantastic episode lined up for you guys because a lot has happened this week but yeah we decided that cutie Cinderella is now dead and we want to bring more male energy into the podcast.

More masculine energy. Yeah, so we found the number one misogynist online. The face of masculinity and testosterone. That's right. Connery's Pants. That's right. Connery's Pants, my favorite TikToker. That's right.

And Connor, we're going to charge right into it. We're going to get right into it. Yeah, we are. And I'm going to suck you in real good and real long because Fortniteidays is my favorite thing on the internet to watch right now fantastic thank you it is a dystopian nightmare of an interview show and it is perfect for our time and place because there is no better backdrop for serious conversations than fortnight yeah no i mean that that was kind of always what i wanted

to do with it was just do like some like stupid like late night talk show on Twitch combined with like Eric Andre-esque like absurdity. But like the best way to do that I felt was just like in because if it's live, I can't really like do too much like crazy shit like that. So like Fortnite was like a good backdrop for it. It's like I can be like OJ Simpson and then Will Smith. So good. For our fans who don't know what Fortnite Friday is, we're going to cut a clip in right here. Gabe, that's you. George Santos clip.

Because Dragonite also learned all water and ice beams and all of that. Ice beam was kind of my favorite strike. I see you get it. Yeah, I got diagnosed on the spectrum when I was younger, specifically because of my Pokemon obsession. So that was actually my diagnosis was by a Pokemon obsession too. There you go. See, bro?

It's a true combo literally we literally just found our our autism spectrum diagnosis listen i'm telling you george i see a lot in you and that's why i'm hopeful that you can come around and be a light in this world bro and then here's another one tiger king clip i just thought that the tigers could have been treated a little bit better is all and i just thought like what was wrong i don't know i don't know i don't know. Tell me what was wrong. I don't know. I don't know, man. I don't remember.

It's been a couple of years. You're right. I'm a shitty interviewer. Don't accuse me of abusing my tigers if you don't know what the hell was wrong. I'm just saying that maybe, you know, there's a reason that the allegations were there and that they were presented that way. Like what reason would Netflix have to present all that in that way if there wasn't a bit of a story there?

That was to pass the big cat safety app for Carol. For Carol? But okay, isn't her husband actually alive? I forgot to even mention that. No, you are so fucking far behind on information. John, do some homework before you call me again. I thought he was alive. Is he not alive? Am I wrong?

Oh my god, he hung up on me. I... See what I'm doing here? I'm directing traffic. You're an air traffic controller. Bro, you should never sleep. Dude, sleep is... You're so much better right now. Firing on all cylinders.

I mean, normally you're pretty good, but right now you're excellent. I make it a podcast. And the Jets lost. Yeah. And you're still coming with this energy. It's incredible. Not today, old friend. I think that's what is supposed to happen. You just don't sleep at all and then the jets lose just no but like i love will

is so like you you guys got close yeah i'm like a saiyan where i just get stronger with suffering yeah no yeah but i want to go back um you just had one of the most infamous people on the internet. George. George Santos. George Soros. George Santos. George Soros. George Santos is a Republican legislator from New York. Do you know what's crazy? I almost said George Santos also, and that's why I stopped. I was like, that's not it.

It is Santos. He almost said Soros. No, George Santos is it. You need to get sleep, actually. Okay, the sleep thing, I was doing well. Now I'm crashing. No, it's fine. Don't worry. Marge is Santos. He almost said Soros. No, George Santos is it. No, it's George Santos. You need to get sleep, actually. Okay, the sleep thing, I was doing well. Now I'm crashing. No, it's fine. Don't worry.

Marge is dead and dead to me, and you're dying. It's okay. We're going to burn through this regardless. So, yeah, George Santos is a New York Republican former congressperson. Yes, that's him. I want to talk about the process that you went through to get him on the episode because you guys had a really interesting twitter flirtation for about like a month i want to say yeah i mean that's how like most of them start is just like messing with people

on twitter like people like i guess kind of just what i really the reason it even works now is because of how elon is just fucked over the app because like what happened now is the way his algorithm works is it heavily promotes like replies especially if you have a blue check mark right and so i was just given it when like they switched it or everything so i just have it and then whenever i apply i just it's like boosted that's like it also helps if you like play on the like right wing like bullshit so if i if i like fake like oh my i love god jesus like and i'm like oh well no that's like i do listen amen but like oh my i love god jesus like and i'm like oh well no that's like i do listen amen but like if like i do that and then like i put like an american flag in a tweet

then like if i replied to you like really yeah what if i did like gay sex american flag i love that that's too far no no that's too far you have to be like right wing you have to be like either like center right or just far right yeah you can openly be a nazi as well all of those things will help you in the algorithm 100 or you can disguise it right we're like so what's something that's anti-gay uh uh that you suffered from anything hold on anti-gay that i've suffered just in your life in my life uh oh like like specific like a group of people just anything uh do you experience any adversity as a gay man i've honestly had a pretty good what's something that the gay folks are facing well like gay people in general are facing oh uh a lot shit

no no no we are facing a lot this is not this is republican propaganda Oh, shit. No, no, no. We are facing a lot. This is Republican propaganda. It's like how they call you a champagne. What is going on? He's on the spot. They call you a champagne socialist. He's like a champagne game guy.

I've had the princess track, okay? Yeah. Look, we are on the verge potentially of losing marriage rights. The Supreme Court. Here's the tweet. Yeah. Losing gay marriage rights is part of the war on Christmas. Okay.

That tweet, big. Okay. Doesn't even make sense. Doesn't even make sense. A Jarek and flag, American flag. I know Christmas is, we're at war with Christmas. Prayer hands. Yeah.

No, but I mean, that's why it's funny. If I just say something like that, super ironically, and it's absurd, it highlights the absurdity of, one, the politics, but also the fact that it's boosted. It's going through the roof. Okay, fair. Okay, look, for the record, I know we are suffering.

Thank you. That's good. Austin, that was very brave. Are you talking about on the pod? No, no, no. Austin, that was very brave, and that was very brave Austin that was very brave and that was very beautiful I have anxiety that goes back to my school days

where I would be bullied by people like Hasan Piker and it makes me very anxious when they put me on the when I'm in the room with them and I have to make weren't you in the closet still? speaking of being bullied I have so many fun stories this is so insane.

Will's going to be on my side on this one. I like to bring Austin around. He likes to bully me. I do. I really do. I love to just put him through the ringer a little bit and make him do stuff that I do for fun and see his reaction to it. And then it makes for a wonderful podcast content. So this weekend,

obviously Austin deliberately wanted to shoot the podcast on Saturday morning or Friday night. None of those worked out. No. And so I was like, no, you're, you're gay ass is staying in my home for an extra fucking day because he

wanted, we could have filmed yesterday morning, but he wanted to do a workout. I did. No, I wanted to stream. That was the real reason. It's because... No, I did. I streamed. I love working. And how'd that go for you?

It went spectacular. So Austin was on the stream. But that's besides the point. Whoa, let's take a quick break. Hasan, I want to talk to you about something. What do you want to talk to me about? Will, how are you finding your doctors these days? That's wrong. What you need to be doing is using ZocDoc. It's a free app and website where you can search and compare high quality in network doctors, choose the right one for your needs and click to instantly book an appointment. What do you think about that? It doesn't matter what you think

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That could be something that gay people are facing. Anime. Yeah. Being forced to watch anime. We had a night where we both, it was just such a wonderful night of friendship where we both sat on our phones for an hour and a half on the couch together. Okay. To be fair, I was looking for stuff that we could watch together and there's like not really much that we he's responding to every third

conversation starter that's okay i know i was there i was i said good night i said good night to you and i was just like yeah he's not gonna fucking he didn't even i'd continue what what happened anyway so he hated the anime and at one point i i was like you know when you hear something over and over again in the distance and you're like that i was like you know when you hear something over and over again in the distance and you're like that's a sound that i'm familiar with but but it doesn't make sense in that moment so you don't make anything of it and then you realize off no it was not it was worse than that self-sucking no okay it was worse than that that'd be crazy it was worse he was on tiktok watching a live green day

performance which is so strange to me i was like why are you watching i was like austin what the fuck are you doing goes oh green day they're doing a live performance yeah was it like a kid like a crowd like recording it and you No, it was somebody. They invited somebody on stage, and I get so emotional. That's cute. It was so great. Was it like a kid singing? Yeah, it was like a 17.

Wake me up. What's a temperance? It was just like, what the fuck? No, I actually think it was another brother that is up and in the road. He just straight up audio on listening to a live concert what audio on like as in like from watching a concert it helps get the picture on his phone it's a live concert that he's watching on his phone no that's way more unglued if he's silently watching a green day concert this man does not experience joy no you were singing the lyrics to i want to fuck you like

an animal by nine inch nails and he said is that a george michael song yeah i don't know music give me a break yeah it's not even close i don't know music to which i responded that's like hearing the lyrics to n words in paris and being like is that a taylor swift song yeah i don't know we all go through different eras in our music i don't know know. So anyway, come on, keep shitting on me. Let's go. I thought George Michael made sexy music. Okay, so I was listening to Green Day. You want to hear what I thought about where I went with that George Michael thing? I was like, since.

Like, boom, do-do-do-do-do-do. I want to fuck you like an animal. There's nothing about that is George Michael's. This is what gay people are facing. This is what gay people are facing. This is what gay people are facing. I just thought that could be like... We need to take the F slur and just start calling you it. Okay.

Problematic, but we'll workshop it. What do you think? What do you mean? We will workshop that one. What do you think? I think we need to start calling him. We might have to go back to the kitchen. But the Austin socket doesn't end there.

Okay. So we go, we work out in the morning. He's like, I want to do cardio and I want to do my arms. I was like, fuck no. You're going to the gym with me. They're going to make you do deadlifts. And they fucking did. And they did.

And we bullied him the entire way. All of them bullied me in like spectacularly homophobic like fashion. I'm not going to lie. I welcome that because now you're going to work out with me. Yes, because I want to do arm day. Superior gen practices. One, we're not working out in the morning. No.

That's for weirdos. Yes. Two. He works out in the morning. We do arms every single day. Yes. What is it every single day arms baby

arms oh yeah I mean that's the rich piano technique eight hours well this is the thing he's like uninterrupted I don't care I mean you care about getting strong

you care about getting strong I don't give a fuck about getting strong I like I want to look good look good naked you do look good naked I know I do but I want to look better naked

okay well regardless have you seen me? You haven't seen me. Never mind. You've never seen me naked. We've seen the fans leave. We've seen the fans leave.

You've seen the fans leave. I got to support my friend. Are you subscribed? I got to support my friend. Come on. I need you to tip a little bit more. No. Come on.

In Turkish lira, that's a lot. We tip you by letting you be on the podcast. That's right. He was going to get you a pallet of zin. That's right. That's right. That's a lot. We did it by letting you be on the podcast. That's right. He was going to get you a pallet of Zin. That's right. That's right. That's right. So at the end of the broadcast, we were going to go to this event that was being put together

to raise money for Lebanon and Gaza. Sure. And he brought his Lebanese friend to save face. And I was like, austin you say you're fucking lebanese like you have to come to this he's like sure why not let's do it we get there it's in like boil heights or something which is very far it's like east la 45 minutes even without traffic it's like far as fuck we get there at exactly like 7 10 the event the doors open to 7 the event actually okay this is ptsd from yesterday i'm gonna get to why he's being jumpy in a second the event doesn't start till 8 and

i don't go up till 9 15 i was like fuck i came in too early he fucked it up um so we just kind of sit there and we're waiting in the green room, whatever. The event starts. We start listening. We start watching the event. And Austin's a little panicky already because there's no security. And he had asked me prior, he's like, is there going to be security? I was like, yeah, sure.

There's no security at the event. And he's like worried already. We're sitting in the fucking green room and then while we're hanging out a massive fucking boom and the entire warehouse that we're inside of this is like a diy music place like they do like diy music events for indie artists and stuff the entire warehouse shake yeah so immediately. So immediately I jump up. It's an assassination attempt on Hassan Piker. He thought like this is some

pro-Israel guy knew the event was happening and tried to do an act. To be honest it could have been a lot of different groups of people. It's one of those weird instances where it's like it could be a Nazi it could be pro-Israel.

It could be Republicans. My aunt. Yeah. No, your aunt loves me. Your aunt loves me. My name is Hank, and your aunt loves me. Anyway. Do you have a QAnon aunt, too?

No, no, she's not a QAnon. She's not a QAnon. She's an old-school Republican, though. But in any case, we're obviously a little shook by it. Like, I also thought, like, I didn't discount that it could be potentially someone who was actually trying to do, like, an act of violence against, like, a pro-Palestinian rally. Turns out that's not the case. It was some fucking drunk guy. Okay? It was some fucking drunk guy who drove his like Nissan Juke or whatever into another car and then slammed into the fucking wall of the building that we're in. Actually made it into the building, by the way.

There was no one in that room specifically. Apparently, he gets out of his car. He's unconscious for a little bit. And the car is like inside the building. I don't know how the fuck he survived this hit. It was direct. Was he streaming on kick at the time? Yeah, jack doherty we'll get to that in a second no he gets out of the car his homie is following him he's also drunk they just drunk drive away

that's wild yeah so i'm sure that made austin feel very safe oh yeah yeah yeah no austin was so he was already primed. Let me set the scene. Fucking car hits the building. Building fucking shakes. Immediately, I hit the floor. Assassination attempt, right? I'm like, oh, my God.

It's over, right? The door's open. I'm like, fucking close that door. Lock it. I'm looking at the security cameras. It looks good. All right. I go walk outside.

Pop, pop, pop, pop. Fireworks. Sound like gunshots, right? He he's like we're already on edge hassan fucking piker walks in there like a sitting duck 300 people no fucking security all right i'm in the back of the room looking for the nearest exit okay for me he was like freaking out every time fireworks exploded i was like austin is fireworks and even if it's like gunshots like they're not shooting at you, bro. Don't worry about it. Okay.

Hassan. This is what's crazy. He's like, even if it is gunshots, they're not aiming for you. Gunshots. He's resigning himself to this for a while. Yeah. I just. I think you might be broken.

I think that I have a very healthy attitude. No, you do not. You are so unhealthy when it comes to that that's the reason why i say that's insane the reason why i say i think i have a very healthy attitude about this stuff is because like if i was as panicky as you are i would not be able to with the amount of enemies i have with the amount of death threats i get with the amount of like things that happen that i won't elaborate on uh you know any any further publicly like i would not be able to exist unless i was like very yeah you know whatever happens happens

but for all these reasons is why you should be safe there's probably a middle ground there yeah that's what i'm saying like it'll be all right i can handle myself yeah he's a big boy is what he told me last night yeah i was like i'm a big boy i'll be all right well don't drag me into it for god's sake. But it was really funny how much you were panicking. Will and I both would have been panicking. No, I don't think Will would have been panicking. I would have gone Jason Bourne.

I would have disappeared. I don't mean that. I would have ushered the women and children out and been gone. Would you have left the event at that point? Yeah, I wouldn't have stuck around I did I stuck around I sat there like a good friend in the back

yeah right I donated to the charity I think when there's a car in the venue yeah I think that's my hour no we did it

we were speculating because it was a big building and the car hit the opposite side of the building so I was like oh shit they missed that is true but watch

watch what a sleepless watch what a sleepless podcast I am ooh we have a guest still and we didn't finish our conversation about fortnight friday and i actually had a segment ready i'm gonna fix some stuff for all uh you get the segment ready to go because no we're gonna pause because i want you to participate that's fine that's fine oh she looked That's fine. What does she have? Is that a pig heel? He just wants attention. You know?

A pig heel. You know that's what they give. Is that what they do in Minnesota? Yeah, I'm not from Minnesota. Oh, wait, really? I'm from Oregon. My dad's from Minnesota. I remember that. Marsh looks dead. Are you dead, Marsh?

Great story, Hasan. But I want to take us back to what we were talking about earlier because we have a guest today. I remember that. Marsh looks dead. Are you dead, Marsh? Great story, Hasan. But I want to take us back to what we were talking about earlier because we have a guest today. That's right. And I haven't stopped talking about Fortnite Friday because I love it, and I actually prepared a game that I want to play where each one of us, I want you to create a scenario in which the person you would like to interview and the game you would play.

Now, we know you would probably do flight simulator but i won't start with connor connor who are you looking at in the future um like who's like the dream guest yes we're the dream gets um rudy giuliani was up there but like i don't want to i don't want to do like my next one i don't want to be a political episode because i feel like it's getting a political connotation so playing monopoly with rudy giuliani would go yeah like it's getting a political connotation. Playing Monopoly with Rudy Giuliani would go nuts. Yeah, that's a great idea. What about the MyPillow guy? Yeah, so Mike Lindell's on there too, but again, I'm trying to space out these

so they're not all political because if it gets too much of a political connotation, I can't get more normal people. What about 2K with Hulk Hogan? Yeah, I mean, that's great too, but I want to stick to Fortnite primarily. What about Kid Rock? Kid Rock.

Kid Rock. These are all great ideas. But they're all political? Exactly. The next one, at least, I need all great ideas. But they're all political? Exactly. Like, I need the next one at least. I need to not be that. I feel like, I don't know, like, Justin Bieber is, like, one that I would say. Because, like, I feel like if, like, you're my age, like, he's always going to be, like,

the celebrity. Oprah. Yeah. Oprah. Oprah as well is great. That'd be a good get. I mean, there's just so many. That'd be a great get.

There's so many options. Bill Gates. Like, Miranda Cosgrove. Ooh, I think it'd be a great one is the guy that does the science guy. Bill Nye? No, no. Neil deGrasse Tyson. He called Neil deGrasse Tyson

the science guy. Well, he is. No, I think Bill Nye is the science guy. His title is the science guy. His name is literally Bill Nye the science guy. It's crazy you guys thought of the white guy first

that was a really good science guy no i refuse his name is bill nye all the science guy all i'm saying is when i thought of the science guy i thought of neil degrasse tyson really because he's an astrophysicist not a science guy an astrophysicist, not a science guy. He's astrophysicist. Isn't that science? It is, but he's not known as a science guy. So you don't think he's a scientist because he's black? No!

What? See, I flipped it on you, motherfucker! I did think he was a scientist. That blade cuts two ways. No, I just... Wait, astrophysicist is science, isn't it? Yes. Austin, what are you doing with that paper?

I got him nervous as hell. Leave me paper? I got him nervous as hell. Leave me alone. I got him nervous as hell. See, when I was in high school, they wouldn't, like, I had a whole science class,

like a day dedicated to my teacher telling us, like, trying to refute a Neil deGrasse Tyson video on, like, atheism. Oh, yeah, your high school was awesome.

You got taught the true education. Yeah, I got, like, private Christian education. Like, some of it was okay. Some of it was crazy.

Like, I remember, like, in, like, fifth grade, like, it was, we were learning about, like, 9-11. Like some of it was okay. Some of it was crazy. Like I remember like in like fifth grade, like it was, we were learning about like 9-11. It was that time of year. And like a kid like raises his hand and like repeat something like he must have heard

from like his dad or something at home. He goes like, is it true that like no Jewish people died on 9-11? And I'm sitting in the class and I'm like, Holy shit. And your teacher was like, yes. Well, my teacher was like, no, no, no. Like she like picked up like your teacher was like yes well my teacher was like no no no like she like picked up like probably what he had heard and he was like no no that's

not the case another kid in the class goes like no that wouldn't make sense because aren't they like god's chosen people like he would protect them and then all the kids in class were like that actually adds up like maybe the no maybe no jews did die in 9-11 that's awesome that they arrived at an anti-semitic conspiracy but in a in a philisemitic way yeah that's how a lot of it goes because like a lot of evangelical christians are like yeah they're god-chosen people they gotta do israel like yeah they have to do that but also simultaneously how old were you when uh i was fifth grade so did you realize how crazy this was at the time yeah so like i my realization of how crazy what i'm around came in the 2008 election

because i was we did like a mock election in our school and we had like 80 people at the time and i was the i voted for obama solely because i thought his name sounded funny yeah and then the only other person agreed that voted for obama was was was the only black kid on a grade so wait you you looked at that and you were like these motherfuckers like john mccain so i we left that day and i was like, wow, McCain's going to sweep this year. I was like, 78 to 2. That's crazy. I remember debating Mormon women in 5th grade

during the John Kerry Bush election. Wow, that's really exciting, dude. Yeah. Who would you play video games with? For me, there's so many guests that I would love to have.

Obviously, Bill Burr is like the number one. But I want you in the style of Fortnite Fridays. In the style of Fortnite Fridays, I think like... Let's make it clear. It's Fortnite Friday. I keep the S off of it. Just for branding purposes. Son of a bitch.

Fortnite Friday. I prepped for days. Marge, you are supposed to correct me don't you ever make me stupid you know i just stole that from keemstar too right what this just took it from keemstar oh you did he used to do a thing called fortnight friday but he stopped it because he like tried to monetize it too heavily and like fortnight got mad at him it had to be like something featuring fortnight oh so i just remember that are they gonna get mad at you like a league or something i don't say i don't

take my job too seriously i just try to like make people laugh like if i monetize it sure but like i mean i just try to break even and be happy but like the uh yeah so i just took his logo in the in the style of fortnight friday okay i don't think this fosters a lot of good discussion in the uh in the way that playing Fortnite does, especially because you're playing with people that are playing Fortnite for the first time ever, usually. So it's a low elo lobby. You're cooking. Dude, that's part of the reason why it works so well, too.

You're ripping these bots. It's awesome, right? Yeah, you look so sick. But it's genuinely like, for ADHD, it's like stimulation. It's like helping me interview because I'm just like brainlessly like sleeping. Yeah. So I don't know what game would be really good for that. Like, I don't know what what fosters a healthy discussion in the vein of Fortnite for me.

But I would want to play. I probably want to play Elden Ring. Okay. I like Elden Ring co-op. Yeah. Elden Ring co-op with Chapel Roan oh yeah now i'm going to chapel roan i feel like chapter would be good on fortnight friday that's been one i've been trying to see okay okay connor this is my fortnight friday equivalent i don't know i feel like i could

watch apple roan i don't know i feel like she'd be chill she's yeah she's like she feels like in touch with like shit her bestie is a huge, huge massive Asanabe head. I've asked. We can't. Wait, why? She said no? You asked her?

I asked her bestie and she was like, it's not up to me. I respect that. That's not a no. We could still ask. I don't want to be pushy, Austin. You definitely don't's not a no. We could still ask. I don't want to be pushy, Austin. You definitely don't ask for a photo. Give me your number.

I'll be pushy. I'll be like, yeah, we're not. That's actually true. I should try the Connery's pants technique that he used successfully on Haley Welch. Dude, I don't even know if that's successful. I should get into that. If you don't answer my DM, I'm going to drive my car into the median. 21,000 likes.

It was awesome, dude. It was awesome. He said he's going to kill himself if Hayley Welsh, the Hawk Tua girl, doesn't respond to him. Listen, humor and freedom of speech is allowed on X, so you can do whatever you want. The everything. Also being completely serious about it. Exactly. But no, when she got back to me,

it was like one of the few times when I replied to her that I think it was actually her tweeting because it was like her talking about the SNL thing about her. And so then she saw it and she replied because usually it's like definitely her management because if you look at her Twitter, it's absurd. Like it's like AI generated memes of her Photoshopped and like replying to like Dogecoin crypto stuff. Like it's very like coordinated yeah so then

she dm'd me and was like yeah i know this sounds like a great idea i would love to do this and like sent me like uh like her managers like email and stuff and then once i emailed her managers suddenly the account went back to like only replying to like crypto and stuff she wouldn't reply a message anymore and i was like oh my god like they stopped her they're keeping her away from like they don't want you they don't they don't want talk to a fortnight friday collab to happen yeah it will shock the world yeah i don't know well she's like she's trying to kick you like immediately after so i was like yeah i'm ready here's mine that i want to do okay quentin tarantino playing ghosts of shishima oh yes just let him go yeah just not enough speed though well we could we could continue i feel like

elden ring would work for there's feet yeah there's feet no there is i got a really good one okay i'm serious shut up austin we're gonna get to the ad now oh well did you know that i am a shopify user i didn't know that what are use it for? The ideology.shop merch actually runs through the Shopify website and application. I love that merch. Yeah. And you could also upgrade your business and get the same checkout we use with Shopify. How do I do it? Cha-ching.

Cha-ching. Integrating the Shopify cha-ching sound effect. I like what you did there. How do I do it? Cha-ching. Integrating the Shopify cha-ching sound effect. I like what you did there. How do I do it, Hasan? You sign up for your $1 per month trial period at Shopify.com slash fear, all lowercase. Go to Shopify.com slash fear to upgrade your selling today. That's Shopify.com slash fear. Wait a minute, Hasan.

You're telling me that if I go to Shopify.fear, I can get... Shopify.com slash fear. Okay. Thank you for correcting me. I'm dyslexic. I can get a month for a dollar? That's right. On your trial period. Holy smokes. This way, when you get to start up your small business, or you have a merch line or if you have an Etsy shop or something like that, you can integrate it into Shopify and then check all your sales in real time. Wow. As I do when I do merch runs. You were saying?

I got a really good one. Okay. I'm serious. Yeah. Frankie Valli. No, Elton John. Yeah. Wii Tennis. Oh. Not bad. one okay i'm serious yeah frankie valley no elton john yeah we tennis oh i think that would be a

really good one i feel like we'd have such a good time and he kind of where he where he has kind of a tennis fit yeah always the thing about all this is this is why fortnight friday is i'm proud of the concept is i think like fortnight just works better than all these games anyways for like these guests because the like fortnight as a whole is so recognizable to people even if you don't play it yeah that like the kind like the how you win what you do is easily understandable um whereas like elden ring like if you're watching it like a lot of people just wouldn't know what the hell yeah no i know that's why i said it was a bad no i know i'm just explaining like why fortnight friday, I think. And the skins in the game and stuff, it just adds a lot to it. Yeah, Shaq really added to your last experience.

It's the background humor, too. Shaq really gave you an alley-oop on that one. Speaking of talk to-a, I do want to come clean about something. I'm a little bit depressed. You spit on that thing? I'm a little bit depressed. No, don't say that. No.

Okay. little bit depressed yeah i was like i'm a little bit no don't say that no okay i saw a tiktok last night of someone celebrating the fact that joe rogan was finally dethroned from the top spotify podcast right someone was like oh my god there's a new number one podcast on spotify finally and to me that's like whatever it was uh it was like ex-CIA guy and an ex-cop, I think, Sean something, whatever. Right? So that's not what disappointed me or made me sad. What I found out is that I went on a little journey and found, I looked at all the other top podcasts on Spotify.

Number one is Sean Ryan Show. Number two is the Joe Rogan Experience. Number three is Candace by candace owens number four is the tucker carlson show number five is some podcast called chains fr on spotify i think it's like actually animated if i'm not mistaken number six is the daily by the new york times and number seven is talk to a with hayley welch sure and the reason why this was so disappointing and i dove a little bit further into this to look at like the apple podcast on the news segment is that every single top podcast is like right wing it's either center right or just insanely far right it turns out that when you make your rhetoric some twisted, hated fantasy land.

Yeah, we could do that. So, yeah, that's my suggestion. That's my suggestion. Fear and we're doing a right-wing pivot. We should. I know we've said no politics, but I think it's time to start. Wait, can I still sit here? I think you need a gay man that's right-wing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You said no politics? For sure. That's like half of what we talked about today. Is that just because QT's not here? No, it's because you did Fortnite Friday, which is why we talked a little bit about politics. But normally we don't talk about it. See, again, this is why I need a different guest.

No, hold on. You're doing what the dick is. You're capitulating to the right. No, I'm trying to... I am trying to capitulate to the right. This is a right-wing podcast going forward. We should be. Yeah, I like that.

No, you should be like Lex Friedman. Like, you're a sinner. You're having conversations. He's not up on that fucking leaderboard. I don't know where the fuck he is. Cons, I like that. No, you should be like Lex Friedman. Like, you're a sinner. You're having conversations. He not up on that fucking leaderboard. I don't know where the fuck he is. Conspiracy theory podcast. Yeah, we need to go full right. That brings me to my next point.

We were supposed to do something this week. Dodgers game. We were supposed to go to a Dodgers game. And we could have watched something historic happen. You know what's amazing to me? I realized that none of the other people on this show realize how professional sports work because you were all like oh can we do can we do wednesday and i was like that's not when the game is that's not what i said and then people were like what about thursday can we do

like can we do that date and i was like no no you don't understand this is playoff baseball and they're like what about in a few weeks from now and i'm like okay can we i was looking at the schedule give me credit i said i was down yes i literally said i was down except sunday night i said i was down which whenever you want to do it i was gonna i was actually thinking about like texting you privately and being like fuck these guys let's just go together that's crazy oh I wanted to do the 9 in 9 in 9 challenge oh you go to a baseball game

and you must consume 9 hot dogs and drink 9 beers in 9 innings okay but you have to finish your beer and your hot dog before the end of the challenge easiest fucking challenge of my life the hubris that you bleed out of your pores. The easiest challenge of my life.

Makes Icarus look like a humble man. I would fall asleep. I saw this man eat yesterday. You down like nine pizzas. Did we all forget about the Doug Doug eating challenge? What is this? Oh, you think you want to? You don't deserve a six.

The Doug Doug eating challenge. Have you ever done a Zen? No. Actually, no. This is good content content i'll start spinning and throwing up that's he'll throw up if he tries a six wait really that's good i don't want to try any i'm that's a fat i don't think i can do nicotine anyway go ahead will sorry yeah but uh my dreams came tumbling down so i have decided to extend an olive branch to the fear end podcast because i wanted to do american me up episode and instead of that we're doing please go to joe toy.com and then type in the rx 782 gundam suit oh yes yes so i have decided to make up for the pain and suffering that you have caused me.

The content of our upcoming episodes, probably 12 weeks from now, based on the time it will take for them to fabricate the suit, is just going to be me in a Gundam suit that you guys buy me. I think we should take it out of Hassan's paycheck. I agree with that. What the fuck? No. We need to start. No.

You need to claim that check before we start spending. Take a look. I think I am. Take a look. I think I am. Take a look. Holy shit. Yeah, that's a wearable Gundam suit. Are you? Okay, that's fucking sick.

Yeah. It's also like low-key cheaper than I thought it would be. Now, there is a deal if we get two of them. If you wanted to get a Gundam suit as well. Is they going to? It's really fucking cool, actually. Are they going to be able to make it my size? Is that a Space Marine? They can makeam suit as well. Is they going to... What am I saying? Are they going to be able to make it my size? Is that a Space Marine?

They can make that one as well. That's the standard issue Gundam suit. Oh, that's the... The green one is the standard issue Gundam suit? Yes. Yes. Oh, I thought it was like

Warhammer for a second. Dude, it looks like miniatures that like they... Yes, that's like a full... They're so awesome. So we are all in agreement. The podcast... Bro, they have Warhammer.

They have Warhammer Space Marine. So we are all in agreement. The podcast. Bro, they have Warhammer. They have Warhammer Space Marine. So we are all in agreement that we are all buying giant mech suits. Can they do Warhammer Space Marine for me and a Gundam for you and we still take advantage of that deal or no? Yeah. I'm not sure they're actually. Can I be Iron Man? I was just saying that. But yes, I like where you're going with this.

We all buy suits. Yes. Well, you can be master chief they got they have a starcraft terran marine cosplay armor and it's 5300 yes yes i wanted to get a fire bat if you know what a fire bat it's the red armor they also have the jim raynor you have to go to like a fitting. You have to send in all your measurements. Oh my gosh. But I think that somehow this would be an episode. And I think it's way funnier if cutie doesn't know that we're doing this. And one day we just all show up in suits of armor and we go, we get here and she walks into this cause she'll be late. Yes. And she'll,

and we'll just be sitting here. I don't, are we going just be sitting here i don't are we gonna be able to sit and no no that's part of the fun that doesn't matter no what matters is the look of disgust on cutie's face because she won't listen to this no she has no idea no she has no idea it's the look of disgust when she comes in and it's like almost you missed a memo yeah and all of your co-hosts are like where's your suit one of two things that she's gonna it would be an $8,000 joke that would be well worth it. Either we're going to

surprise her or she's going to get this clip and react to it and it's going to end up on her TikTok. No way. No, she will not. Okay, I like this website a lot. There's a lot of cool shit on here. Yeah. See, look at Will. Maybe I should start monetizing Fortnite Friday more.

You too could buy a Gundam. I need to start doing my job better. They have Kamen Riders and Ultraman. I mean, follow me on this one. Hawk Tua episode. Yeah. But she's wearing Gundams. Listen, you got great ideas.

See what I'm doing here? I'm living in the future. Have you watched any of the Hawk Tua podcast? Yeah, onuesdays i've been doing talk tuesdays okay so oh my god so explain to me what the appeal is then what's going on so honestly like it was a meme but like and i think most people that listen to it are still listening as a meme but like if you like actually like she has sauce like she's actually funny like no i said sauce like she's like oh i thought you were like she's sentient

no like she she's funny and like it's ironic that like she landed in this space because i think that she actually could be like a funny solid influencer no i just really fucking want her because like her friends on the show it's the show's actually kind of funny because like it's all of her like southern nash Nashville friends that are with her. And some of them say some absurd shit. They just leave in the podcast. It's just kind of awesome. I don't know what to say.

And is the topic of the podcast, is it surrounding her sex life? Spitting on that thing? I don't even know how to describe it. It's sexual. A lot of it is her talking about her unseen boyfriend, Pookie. And their escapades or whatever and then her friends like telling stories like remember when like you've talked to it on that guy and like he was like fucking weird and then she's like yeah i'm in you know i'm buying it's kind of awesome love that um what did you bring this week to talk about uh i well i had this i'm

giving you pearls no i had i had that but i also i i did want to talk about uh i well i had this i'm giving you pearls no i had i had that but i also i i did want to talk about a couple different things uh one let's roll the tape jack doherty oh yeah about it that was one of my topics not a day goes by where uh people do not celebrate the downfall of kick streamers in general i feel like at this point they have perfected the failing upward strategy of just like being the most degenerative freaks of all time in broad daylight people seem to really enjoy it um jack doherty buys a mclaren fucking which i suspect how much is it like at least at least 200 grand no way more no he than that. No, he was crying. Some of the clips are wild.

In one of the clips, he cries to the cops, and he's like, no, I need to record this. I need to make back 200 grand. So he can clearly... You can see him texting clearly. But I don't think he... I think he accelerates right here, and that's where he loses control. Yeah, he had dribbling. So I think he puts his phone down, and then he floors it,

and then loses control of the vehicle. Yeah. Which is like... This is a good angle. It doesn't really end there. The drama doesn't end there. No. Because, you know,

he's got to keep the camera rolling. Play the sound a little bit. I don't know why you're not playing the sound. Where's your phone? I'm shooting the window. He goes, where's your phone? Dude, it's wild. It's dystopian.

Help! Help! His camera guy is bleeding, by the way. Holy fucking shit. This is some context here, too. Are you okay? Holy fuck. He's like shell-shocked. Oh my god, bro.

Yeah. My whole car. Bro, my whole fucking car, bro. Ah, dude. Can you imagine the timeline where the friend is completely fine in this and he records Jack's last moments and that's the end of his stream. And then he goes in to talk to a fame? No, it doesn't.

There's the pulling him out of the car moment that was incredible. That's one of the clips I need to show you. He's being pulled out of the car and he tells the guy saving his life, hold the camera, hold the camera, like record. It's insane. It's one of the most insane things I've ever seen in my life. I think so. The depravity in full display.

Okay. We have, no, no, play the audio. Break the fucking window. Oh, oh, help. Oh, fuck. Can you hold this? my god dude say what you will dude he knows how to frame the shot man oh fuck dude my fucking car oh and that's his first thing he says, dude. Are you fucking kidding me, bro? Where's the engine? Oh, it's in the back.

It's a McLaren. That's why. No. Look at this part. Mike, are you good? Oh, shit. Dude, are you? He goes, are you good?

It doesn't even help his friend. He just like goes and starts recording more. Oh, my God. Yeah, dude. And he posts this, right? Yeah, he posted it. Oh my God, dude. And he posts this, right? Yeah. He posted it.

He clipped the part. He, if you go to his Twitter, he clipped the part where he's on his phone and like looking down while he's driving. He clipped that part out and just showed the car crash in the aftermath to make it seem like it was like, Oh, how could this have happened?

Look, first of all, I think he fucking gunned it, right? Around that truck while on his phone. In the pouring rain. In the pouring fucking rain in Texas. In Florida. Do they not teach him about like, what was it called?

Hydroplaning? Yeah. Hydroplaning? One of those. Friday. Oh, God. So, I mean, okay, if you're an insurance company right oh this is awesome you're not covering this right does it cover there's no way negligence no i don't work at an insurance

company well i'm sorry i just thought maybe we could speculate for a moment it's definitely he thinks he thinks it's 200 grand because there's after this for like the 10 minutes after this like the cops are like trying to talk to him and they're like can you please stop recording he's like no i'm sorry guys like i gotta make my money back it's 200 grand right there oh jesus yeah scroll up i was replying to something they go uh that mclaren is not okay he goes crash my mclaren glad we're both okay and then i said uh the mclaren is not okay because he wasn't even caring about his friend i didn't think he was talking about his friend. Yeah.

I like that this is the video he posted on his Twitter, though. This is like, he thinks this makes him look good. Where he's like, yo, can you hold the camera? Hold the camera. I mean, you look at him, like, genuinely, like, there's just, like, no, nothing behind his eyes. Like, he's just, like, completely. He was just in a high-speed accident. He doesn't care.

No, but, like, even in other clips. Like, he's just, like, there's nothing, like, he's just content. There's no humanism clips, like he's just like, there's nothing like, he's just content. There's no. Yeah. How are you such a little content gremlin? Like that, I genuinely don't feel like this. He doesn't actually, like he doesn't, there's no moment behind the camera where he's like, why do people hate me?

Like there's no, like he. He knows. He knows, right? He knows. He doesn't care. Do you think there's ever a moment where he's like, oh, people hate me. I don't like it. I don't think he has a perception of that. it's just the numbers it's just the numbers and

the attention that's the only like oh my god validates him yeah i saw another i saw another clip about another content creator his name is neon he's also a kick streamer and he does like similar weird shit all the time and there's this like famous poker guy you might know who he is he's like got face tattoos and stuff. Poker guy? Baccarat. I'm not a poker guy. He plays Baccarat.

Does he play Baccarat? You know, he's like a famous gambler. Yeah, he plays Baccarat. He's doing like the podcast circuit. He's like a really rich guy. He goes to like Vegas sometimes. He'll win like $2 million in cash and then like fly out or whatever. Anyway, he was talking about Neon.

Apparently, he like let Neon, to, to make content. And he was like, uh, a lot of these streamers are very different off camera than they are on camera, which is not the case for any of us, I would say. Uh, but apparently it is for the kick streamers, the DJ and ones. And he said, apparently neon would literally walk up to people for four hours in his house before they started the live stream and tell him like i'm gonna do a character and i'm gonna be like very mean and if you don't want that like just let me know ahead of time like i apologize i won't film you or whatever which i don't know how much i believe that but it's also

it also blows my mind because it's like i was thinking about this quite a bit i'm like is he trying to do like a nathan fielder type type thing where he's just trying to be like awkward let's not give him too much let's not give him no i know but that's the problem when you're not good anything what you just told me makes me feel like he's using that as a way to like get people's guard down before he just does his bullshit yeah but my point is i think that uh for a lot of these people like if i'm going to be like hyper hyper charitable ultra charitable i think they end up becoming the villain regardless uh after seeing the numbers and becoming the person that they present themselves as inevitably and the outcome is still the same regardless like being a fucking piece of shit on camera to like normal people becomes you know a acceptable behavior but i think maybe in their

inception they they're like i'm not a very funny guy i want to be funny how can i be funny by doing the hackiest thing possible which is just like screaming the n-word you know what i mean like that to them they they think like, Oh, this is, this is what's going to get the numbers. Yeah. I mean,

all of these guys are so interesting to me because like you guys are a little bit older. And so like you didn't, and you guys had like real jobs prior, whereas like I identify a lot with these guys. We're like, okay. Maybe not you.

You're old, but you didn't have a real job. Yeah. I mean, I spun a sound, a sign outside little Caesars for three weeks, 25. You're 25. You're a sign spinner for three weeks. That didn't have a real job. Yeah, I mean, I spun a sign outside Little Caesars for three weeks. How old are you? 25.

You're 25? You're a sign spinner? For three weeks. That's fire. That was my only other real job. I had a job. Can you still spin sign? No, I was shit at it.

I was terrible. I worked a normal job. Yeah? I was a waiter. That's what I was saying. It's like you've had real jobs. You were a waiter? Yeah, I was a waiter.

What restaurant? It was an elderly folks home. Aw. Really? Yeah, it was a- How long did you work for? I worked for two summers. Did they know what you were?

Summers? Yeah, I worked summers. I went to school during the school year, and then I worked on a summer job. During college? Yeah, during college. I worked as a waiter. Does that make you guys just make you look at me differently? No.

No. We know the product. For some reason, I feel like the most appropriate place for your lifestyle is an old folks home. Yeah, it was an elderly. I was very good with the old folks. I made $9.20 an hour. You guys like the same shit. I was very relatable with them.

No, that's what I'm saying. This new Frankie Valli? This stuff really pops. Can I tell you something about old folks homes? They were fucking. Oh, yeah. They were fucking. Oh, yeah. They were fucking. Yeah, they were getting married.

Like, this one old folk, this old one elderly gentleman, like, he got remarried at, like, 89. Good for him. Yeah, and he was fucking. And then his wife died, like, three days later. Did they get married? Like, did they have to get married before they fucked? Like, was that, like?

No, I think they were fucking before. Because he would come down his walk and his hair was like all fucking all over the place i don't think they care about that at that point they're just like i'm gonna die anyway fuck it yeah they don't ever use any kind of yeah no i don't think some of them might really care because like they know they're on the edge and they're like well if i do out of wedlock fucking like i might go to hell like they're right there they're right on the cusp so it's like i might as well like stick with my values at the end. I think that's very few.

Yeah. No, I agree. I think they've given up on that. I think they're just like the villages has a whole culture. Yeah. Swinging. Yeah.

And they use a loofah code. I didn't realize that there was a city called the villages. They use loofah scrubbies to identify what kind of sexual pleasure they are pursuing. They put them on their golf carts. So it's like, pink loofah, I'm looking to get double teamed. Blue loofah, I'm looking to watch one of these situations.

You know what I mean? Wait, so if we went to the villages right now, we would see that? I don't want to think about that. Hold on, Hasan. Sex is a beautiful thing and it's natural. Into elderly ages. We're not asking you to watch. I don't want to think about that. Hold on. Hasan, sex is a beautiful thing, and it's natural. Oh, yeah, yeah. Into elderly ages. Yeah. Okay?

We're not asking you to watch. Nah, pack it up. Okay? Pack it up. Pack it up. No more. You don't think you should... You think at a certain age you should stop.

Why? They get to fucking dictate what we do in our daily lives. I'm dictating what they do. How about that? When is the last time an elderly person dictated what you do? Every fucking four years when they vote for the most right-wing candidate possible and so i was asking you like did they know like what you are the elderly people yeah oh no why did you say that like he's a fucking werewolf yeah i love that did they know

that no no every full moon you turn into a raging homosexual thing about elderly people is they they they love the theater right they love gay spaces they just look the other way i think a lot of the time it's the thing is like it's crazy how like their views are yeah like they would like we could all come together and like all be like in a very uh what's the word homogenous perspective but i think that they're kind of muddied by their politics yeah unfortunately they're just old um yeah i mean i know they never i don't even think i knew what i was at the time okay um but yeah i mean i remember trying to oh god such a painful experience in my life trying to have crushes on girls i really tried right like, I try, I really forced the issue. Didn't work.

Even though you love boobs now. Yeah. You are a, you're a big titty boy. I kind of am a titty. Yeah. He was literally while we were, while we were live streaming yesterday,

he was watching this like only fans model who's just trying to farm clicks on Twitter. Uh, and, and she was into cars and like slams them. No, no, no, OnlyFans model who's just trying to farm clicks on Twitter. And she gets into cars and slams them real hard. She's the goat, though. It's always so wet.

So impossibly wet. I think it just always rains. I was so confused. She's just always... It's pouring in London. She's always got the mammaries out. It's always pouring in London, and she's always got them memories out. There actually is a new goat. Who?

Have you seen the girl who makes a sandwich every day until she finds a boyfriend? I have not seen that. Pull that up. Oh, yeah. Because she has some, so it's shocking because she has some camera angles that I think you would only see in like Breaking Bad. Where she's doing really interesting.

The Dutch angle? Well, she's doing really interesting FPS work. Or FPV. Yeah. Is this on Twitter? Yeah. POV work. Yeah, POV.

Yeah. Okay. I'm excited to see this. Okay, go ahead. Click the first one. See, this to me, it's so motherly. Yeah, okay. No, I love this! Go ahead, just take a look.

You might notice, you might notice some camera angles there that See now pause, pause, pause. That's where she loses me. Oh, you don't like the lather, the hand lather? No, that is fucking vile. Does she stir in every video that she does? Yes, and the stirring is always

very vigorous. Like she's trying to beat air into mayonnaise. Let's see. Yeah, that's... Oh, was that even necessary to stir? What was she stirring like that? She knows what she's doing.

Don't cry, m'lady. Okay, I think in the recent one, she started holding the camera in her mouth to get the... Like the POV? To get the POV, yeah. That's awesome. I respect the fuck out of her. I will admit this.

The sandwiches look banging. Yeah. The sandwiches absolutely look fire. Yeah. Would you eat her sandwich? I would love to eat that sandwich. That's fake. Ah, that's a big old one, too.

That's a good sandwich. God damn. Go pull up another one, because I think you just have to see this POV shot, because it really is redefining. Go on X. Or wait, I think the third one is the one on. Are those natural? No, that's the one we just watched.

The sandwiches? Absolutely. Yeah, that's pure FDA prime beef right there. Oh, that's it. There you go. That was the FDA. Go ahead and click that. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Look at this POV. Go back and pause that. No, no, wait, hold on. That camera angle would make Alfred Hitchcock blush. Wait, wait, go back to when she's putting the olive oil on the pan. Cutie Cinderella. What is happening?

Cutie Cinderella is never coming back. Oh my God. Wait, she's defying gravity sometimes. Can you go back to when she's using the mandolin slicer? Go a little bit further. You think she's even looking for a boyfriend at this point? I think she has a boyfriend. Okay.

Who do you think is filming? That, pause, go back. This makes my blood cold in a way that I cannot describe to you. That is a mandolin slicer. I cut my thumb off as a child using a mandolin slicer and i don't know if you guys know this but recently there was a tiktok influencer who made a cucumber salad video yeah thermo fucking nuclear and everybody and their mother wanted to make cucumber salad and he used a mandolin slicer yeah and apparently emergency room visits went through

the fucking ceiling because everybody was doing what she is doing and using a mandolin without a guard and cutting their fingers off and there are videos of people doing this on the oh my god and it i'm telling you right now i could watch an isis beheading video easier than i can watch a mandolin slicing accident video. There is something about that injury that makes my butthole pucker. Trauma. Yeah, you did. You had trauma.

Look, is she on Twitter? Why are you gonna ask her to come on Friday? She's gonna ask her on Friday? There's no sexual attraction. It's just weird. I don't know how to describe it. I've tried to describe it over and over again. I've talked about this over and over again.

It's just like a, it's just like, it's some, in some part of the womb, I was like built as a straight man, but then I just like none of these sexual. While you were on the way out, you just got gay on the last moment. No, it's just like, so like all the things are like, oh, I see that. Yeah. And my body wants to react, but I can't get there. Yeah. Honestly, her wants to react, but I can't get there. Yeah. Honestly, her sandwiches are pretty goaded.

Like, it's not. Look. I'm not even, like, gassing her up because of the other stuff that she's prominently displaying. Scrolling Twitter in public these days is a dangerous fucking game. Oh, I can't do it. My feed is presidential polls and gay porn. Wow. Wow. Wow.

Presidential polls, Harris in the lead, Georgia, whatever. You know what's like? Gay men fucking. It's tailored to your... Yeah. It's tailored to what you're looking at. I try to scroll past it. Do you know what my Twitter is?

What? All jet shit. Well, I get a little Viking stuff in there too. It's just all jet shit. Mine is like all Elon and right wing and it's just all mine is like all elon and like right wing people now yeah mine is mine is mine is predominantly right wing content yeah like it's entertaining and i think it's the right wing content is like the baseline i think on twitter it's like oh if you don't spend enough time on it as i don't any longer because i only use it when i'm streaming

um it's usually just like you're gonna see right wing content like that's marsh marsh what are you doing marsh you gotta send it's just we're browsing that's insane or should i say blousing that's crazy he's just like clicking on random. I have ADHD. Can you help me, sir? That was incredible. That was incredible. Connor, we have limited time. Is there anything you wanted to talk about?

Oh, man, no. I mean, I appreciate you bringing stuff up. I appreciate it. I just like talking to my friends, having a good time. I've enjoyed this podcast. Do you like breasts? Yeah. No, big time.

Big fan. Do you like breasts? Do you? What do they what do they do thank you for phrasing that so some people aren't boob men right like some prefer butts i mean i just i think women are beautiful that's what i used to say before i was gay before i was gay that's what i used to say that breast is that that may be my coffee most let them in wait wait wait it's my coffee you have a coffee in front of you yeah but I needed a vanilla latte we need to end the episode with this you have a coffee right in front of you

I know look this is like crack this is black straight black coffee I sip this much and i felt it like like straight he's shaking straight that's not fair i actually i have a tremor in my hand nice nice on that note are you fucking see you on the paywall or austin is gonna be even more ableist to our guests connor i'm so sorry sorry. Patreon.com slash Fear and Ladies and Gentlemen.

And we'll see you. And I just realized he's wearing my shirt. On the other side. People keep asking me, name 10 Iron Maiden songs. It'll stop. It's just stopped. Oh, you ordered from the same place. That's awesome.

You didn't ask me what I wanted for coffee. How dare you? Look at what you've done here. You are so anxious. Oh, my Lord. Connor, where can people find you? Twitch, Twitter, YouTube, everywhere. ConnorEatsPants.

C-O-N-N-O-R. EatsPants, one word. And ladies and gentlemen, if you have not watched Connor's content or Fortnite Friday. Yeah. I mean, honestly, Fortnite Friday is like my only like big production. Like everything else, like I just chill and play video games. Oh, yeah. I highly, highly suggest go checking it out

because it has been some of the funniest content I've seen on the internet in a while. Thank you. Thank you so much for joining us today, brother. Thank you. Thank you, Connor, for coming. Thank you guys for having me. I love you guys.

We love you too, Connor. And I'm sorry for fucking... That was so inappropriate. We'll see you on the paywall, patreon.com slash fear and. I'm not. He's changing the subject because now he's actually afraid. How much? I don't know where you got this confidence.

20 Gs. Jesus Christ, Will. Yeah, I'm down. Oh, my God. You said you would smoke them in any FES. Yeah, I would, but for $20,000? That's a free 20 grand for you. 20 grand, that's a lot of money. That's a free 20 grand,000 for you. $20,000? That's a lot of money.

That's a free $20,000? That's a lot of money, which I've got. How much are you willing to put up? I don't know. I don't want to fucking put any money up. I'm fine with whatever. Bitch, man. Yeah, I'm fine with whatever amount you put down. Y'all are going to call me a pussy anyway, so I'm just... No, we won't. I was trying to get you some of Hasan's money here.

Hold on. Alright, Hasan, how about this? Let's do something for it.