Fear& - Doing Crimes w/ Ididathing & Boy_Boy | Fear&

Episode Date: July 8, 2024

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What do you mean? All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another episode of the Fear Ann podcast where we are joined by the radical left folks from Australia. Very sad. Very sad. Cutie Cinderella and Hasan Piker and myself, Austin Show, on another wonderful episode on a Sunday evening because Hasan decided that it would be a great idea to drag our

guests through an eight-hour stream and then a two-hour basketball game. It makes me feel better he lost. Oh, my God. We'll talk about that in a second. To be fair, not only did they also stream, but I also made them play basketball for two hours in the morning. Yeah, I just came back from Croatia. Yeah, I just came back from Croatia.

That's crazy that you did that. That's just my reaction to you being an insane person. He works. I have feelings. I don't know what that looks like. Can you validate her, please? When I have guests over, I work. I'm like fucking workhorses.

Is he usually like this or is it only when there are people here? He's always like this. The only time I hang out with him is on camera. When I'm useless on camera. He doesn't even... When I'm useless on camera, he looks at me and he goes, leave. That's it. I walked in today. He knew I wasn't camera ready. And he looked at me and he just... To be fair to me, he doesn't usually talk. I invited you to play basketball and you said

no. And I was like, all right. No, he was nice. He was a good friend today. I was like, you want to come with us? And you're like, no. You didn't invite me to play basketball and you said no. And I was like, all right. No, he was nice. He was a good friend today. Yeah, I was like, do you want to come with us? And you're like, no. You didn't invite me to play basketball. It's because you're, I think it's because you're a woman. And no offense. I was playing with your boyfriend. Exactly.

He invited me, yeah. Why didn't you come? Because I didn't want to be on his team. Maybe I want to be on your guys' team. Cutie, you could have been. I didn't get invited. We don't have a problem that you're a woman. He does.

I know. This is true. I did bring cookies. And she brought cookies. I did bring cookies. Which Hassan thinks that's your place. He did get mad at me. No, I didn't.

I said, oh, thank you. No, you didn't. No, that was my excited response. He got mad at you? I don't remember. Take another bite. I don't remember what I was yelling about, but it's over. It's my fault because I'm tired.

He said, oh, you broke cookies. No, that was me being excited. I was actually excited about the cookies. You got to work on your tone. I want a small one. I'm not supposed to eat these. So Hasan just got back from Croatia, where he spent half of it in a Croatian cellar broadcasting

for his audience in a very critical time, to be fair. And I appreciate it because I consumed it. Why did you say sorry? Have you ever been to Croatia? Why do you hate it? Don't get insulted. No, they're fine. Alright, Croatian fans,

it's okay. What happened to a Croatian? Is it a footy? No, he's Croatian. Oh, you're Croatian? I'm sorry, I didn't know. Does Croatian have a look? You're Croatian, right?

Croatians look like this. I guess everything about Albanian... I like them. Was there some beef between Turkey and... In Serbia? Yeah, they took out. Conquered Serbia. I'm starting to think

Turkey wasn't all that good. It was really good. It was really good at conquering the Balkans. Yeah, they picked out all our hottest boys.

Oh, that is true. Oh, that's true? We did. Yeah. Oh. Yeah.

David Shiderman. There's a term for it. We would look for David Shiderman. Young, yeah. We would look for young Christian boys. And Serbs had plenty. And we would turn them into warriors. Wow. Which is interesting that you pointed that out.

Because when I was in Croatia, I saw so many tall motherfuckers there. And the entire time, I think it was the Ottoman epigenetic memories kicked in. I was just like, I wanted to put them to work. Like, I would walk up to a dude who's like, you know, holding the luggage, and I was like, you're wasting your talents doing this. You should be playing basketball. And I would ask them, like, do you play basketball? Because

the Balkans are very tall. Like, you would be shocked. You would not expect it. Like, everyone is just like a tall white dude. How do you look at me? Yeah. You would be shocked. I wear boots. Everybody notices.

Basically, this cookie is so bomb, by the way. You know what, Judy? I'm going to taste one. I'm not hungry. He's on a diet. He's on a diet. Wait, sorry. I'm not on a Dwight. He's on a Dwight. Wait, sorry. Huh?

He's on a Dwight. He's on a Dwight. He's on a Dwight. He's got to keep tight for twinks. You know how it is. Is this your new thing? That's the new me. Yeah, Margot Robbie got pregnant, so now I get to be the New Yorker. I'm taking all of her roles.

It's going to be crazy. Keep it up. You're killing it. I put gum in here. Do you think it's gross? What are you wearing? What is this? I'm wearing clothes.

He looks good. Would you start with that? I'm wearing a romper, and I'm wearing this shirt from Disneyland. It's a pizza planner shirt. It's kind of sick. You know what? You want to hear a tea? Okay.

Buckle up, ladies. This morning, me and Pernilla pernilla ledwig sister we went on a walk we got some coffee and then we came home and then pernilla was like wait i want to go to air one so she left to go to air one and then she voice messages me she tells me that while she was walking this air one this man came running outside of his house and he was like he was like oh hey i'm really sorry but you were with a blonde girl earlier and she was like yeah and he was like, oh, hey, I'm really sorry, but you were with a blonde girl earlier. And she was like, yeah. And he was like, she is perfect.

And I love her. Was it a gay man? Isn't that crazy? No. Was it a gay man? There's no other reason. Excuse you. Death straight men don't say that.

No. Not at all. No, they don't say she's perfect. And I love her. You know what? You're right. If a gay man said it, it's normal. This guy, and I love her. You know what? You're right. If a gay man said it, it's normal. This guy is definitely a stalker.

That's what I said. I was like, oh, he's a stalker. He's like, no. He said that she is my perfect definition of a woman, which is crazy because he hasn't met me. So wait. He's not gay? Did he have a learning disability? No.

What's wrong with him? I don't know. Apparently, I was like, what did he look like? Maybe I've seen him. Maybe I've talked to him at the coffee shop. Is he hot? It was just Ludwig. She said he was like a 6'4 African-American muscly man.

And I was like, whoa, okay. Yeah, okay. I think you should reconsider Ludwig. Yeah, what's Ludwig doing for you? He beat you guys at basketball. I was on his team. Why would you fucking...

That's an open wound right now. Do you win ever? He lost this morning. I did lose. I lost twice this morning. I lost against Alexa twice today. I lost against Alexa twice today. I lost against Alexa.

Alex and I were on the same team, and we lost to Alexa twice today. Dang, way to go. Thank you. It's normal, though. I mean, that's just what happens. People don't have any context as to who's good at basketball. I'm not clear. They're now thinking you're actually cracked, which is fine.

You are good. You somehow were a little slippery guy. Dude, I get real sweaty. It's because fucking Stans wasn't guarding you the entire time

and we made it. We figured it out after the fact. I was like, why were you always wide open? And he's like, oh,

it's because I'm really sweaty. And Stans was like, oh, I don't want to guard you. You're too sweaty. So we just stopped guarding.

That's the first thing he said when he came in. He was like, you are fucking wet. I'm like, oh fucking wet you're yucky it's the most unacceptable thing i've ever heard i was like white knuckling on the way home i was like i was driving very fast to make it to the podcast is he a good driver no i love it because he accelerates really quickly all the time but i tell him to do that Yeah, no To be fair They told me to drive fast

I did not tell him to do that I was telling him to stop No, Alexa kept saying like Stop Keep going faster And I was like, okay This motherfucker calls me A bad driver all the time

You are a bad driver No You're a bad driver You're a bad driver Only sometimes No, you're always a bad driver Every time I've been in the car with you Wait, really?

I didn't like my experience I wasn't a bad driver I was just a fast driver What do you do wrong? I didn't like my experience. I wasn't a bad driver. I was just a fast driver. What do you do wrong? I don't know. This is what I don't know. What does he do wrong? I just feel like he's driving but at the same time he's texting in his head. He's thinking about who he needs to reply to.

No, I'm for... See, a lot of people think that I'm a bad driver because sometimes I don't stay in the lane. You know what I mean? Sometimes I verge off into other places. But what people... I feel like that's the most important part about driving. No, no, no. Hold on.

But hear me out. I think sometimes you have to understand that following the rules to a T doesn't allow you to improvise. And I think that by driving sometimes outside the lines, you actually can avoid a lot of accidents. And they don't teach that in driving school. You're like a kid who colors outside the lines and is actually can avoid a lot of accidents. You're like a kid who colors outside the lines and is like, no, this is modern Picasso.

He's so bad at driving, he almost killed us while we were doing the Price is Right promo. Did you not almost kill me? Price is Right, bro. It's name your prize, first of all. Name your prize. You're going to get me sued. My bad. You said that was so

much it's like oh my god um very different jobs i i i killed it almost killed him but in my defense we were filming and um and like i was distracted yeah i mean so would have been great it would have just been the best episode could you imagine i'd be like i have to step in now there'd be a few thousand people celebrating that you did it too. You could lean into it and be like, it was intentional. I'd become like a conservative hybrid

politician. There's a lane for it. You could be like the conservative. You could be like the gay guy who just hates gay people. I mean, yeah. Oh my God. Speaking of gay people, you guys

have... He's going to like it. He's going to like it. There's something that's illegal in Australia that can be done here, which is gay conversion therapy. Gay sex. It's legal in California.

And we found a place to do it. Wait, really? To do gay conversion therapy? So do you get converted to be gay or to be straight? Well, we become gay and you become straight. Wait, that's awesome. Are they going to allow you to film there? No, we got secret.

When's this being released, actually? Actually, no Christian is watching this being released, actually? Actually, no Christian is watching this. In 12 hours? Yeah, they don't fucking watch this shit. They're too... No, they won't watch. So, I would be down. Depends on when. We'll talk about it, but I would love to do that because I

would, first of all, it would never work. What if it did? I'm just... So, that's what I brought up. This would suck. I brought it up. It is there. what if it did i just i that's so that's what i brought up i was like this is yeah this would suck i i brought it up it is there i don't what if i i don't think it has an 80 success rate that's what it's no it definitely doesn't work but i'm worried that it would be like traumatizing but then it's like is it traumatizing if you like obviously know it's bullshit you know what i mean

i mean what do they do show you gay porn and then zap you? What if I develop a new kink? They get you to, like, admit all your, like, past gay experiences in front of an audience. And then they, like... I do that all the time. I'll be like, yeah, so I was fucking this guy. I was getting roadhead and I couldn't even stay between the lanes. You know? The fucked thing about it is that... That'd be awesome because I would just tell Really explicit gay stories

That's like his type 5 Dude that'd be perfect He's gonna turn the audience gay What's so good about it is that the people usually doing The therapist and the conversion They're all secretly gay So many of them come in So I would love it if you went and told stories

And then the guy was just like He slips you his number At the end of the guy was just like let's do his number i i would just like to just tell my stories and then just fucking just get him off with it i would i would tell my erotic stories in such detail wait so you guys have done research on it though like you so you know what like what how is the process how does it go you call them up and then you do like a one-on-one counseling session then they usually put you into like a group thing and then it becomes like a struggle session like you got um i don't know you they got that from mal they were like exactly yeah they're malice now is the original gay anti gay therapist yeah it sounds like it's a scam as well it's kind of like a like a pyramid scheme a

little not pyramid scheme but you keep on paying for more and more you keep on finding more gays you're almost there what's their mission statement is to convert X amount of gays they say it in a really kind of like roundabout way they're just like from sexual thoughts but then all the statements

are like things from people that have done it Are like yeah I wanted to be I was a disgusting gay man Now I got a wife Yeah exactly Now I'm a disgusting gay man with a wife Would you be

I feel like you're too nervous I feel like you get too nervous and you panic And you'd be like am I going to secretly actually Is this going to work You know what if it happens So be it it was god's choice for me it worked and you know what you know what maybe it's maybe i'd go to heaven oh yeah that's a that's a bonus right isn't that a bonus yeah so are you guys gonna do it too yeah we don't know what the ethics of it are because we'd have to pretend to be gay. Well, I'll sign off.

Yeah, you sign off. Good, good. What's the, like, how many gays do we need to, like, do we need to put a petition together? We've got to call Fresno. Dude, I think, I don't think anybody's going to, I don't think anybody's going to be like, oh, you guys are queer baiting.

Yeah. To do a gay conversion therapy expose. But we also thought it'd be funny if we pretend we thought it was being converted to become gay. So we go and we kind of like, you know, we don't explicitly say we're gay, but then we're like at the end are like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. But if it works, then you can be

like converted straight. That means it can be, means it's the other way around. Ah, interesting. Which is kind of a funny angle because I don't think they would admit to that. Yeah. There's got to be people that troll this place. Maybe. It was really hard to find.

Because people pay for it, right? Is it really expensive? The beginning one was cheap, but then afterwards they were saying it's like, it's been 20 years. They hook you on a little taste of heterosexuality. $25,000. $25,000. God damn.

Heterosexuality isn't that fucking good. This conversion therapy video bought to you by HelloFresh. God damn. Heterosexuality isn't that fucking good. I'm going to be honest. This conversion therapy video bought to you by HelloFresh. I think 25 grand even made me gay. Yeah. How much would you take? Never mind. I don't want to do that. How much would it cost?

To be gay? Yeah, to be gay for you. We were considering doing it for free. We were going to do a video. Like fucking? Yeah, just fucking. My girlfriend was like, I'm going to do a video. Just having to. Like fucking? Yeah, just fucking. But my girlfriend was like, no.

No, she didn't want that? Yeah, and I was annoyed. That's strange. First Seadogs charity video is your sex tape. I feel like, babe, it's work. Yeah, come on. We've got to try it. How are you enjoying your stay in the United States so far?

It's nice. You've been here several times, I probably asked. Yeah. No, but every time I've been really scared, I realized the United States makes sense when you have a car. It's the first time we drove, and it was beautiful. It was nice. Like, wind in your hair, trees

like, somewhere. Just driving. No, it is nice, though. I'm getting used to it. You don't have a car. No. Driving, was it your car? Or Moran's car? My car. But you let them drive your car or? Or Morant's car. Yeah. My car. But you let them drive your car?

Yeah. Not that one. Not that one. They were, I told them he could drive my car. They don't even drive on, that's crazy. It was fucked. They don't even drive on our side of the road. I don't give a shit.

He gave them the keys to the car. He won't let me drive. I gave them my house. I wasn't here. They were staying here for seven days while I was gone. You wouldn't give me the keys to your car. Yeah, because I don't trust you. You've seen Alexa driving. It's not good. Yeah, because I don't trust you.

You've seen Alexa driving. It's not good. I would steal them. Amazingly. I'm the best driver in the world. Would you file a police report if I stole your car? That is a really... I could get away with a lot of things because he won't do that.

I steal so much shit from Hassan. Really? What have you stolen? As soon as I get here, I always steal some snacks. I've stolen some forks. I've stolen a cup. I go crazy. It's fine.

You guys can take it. Socialism. I stole a blanket one time. I contributed a blanket one time. I stole some of his jewelry, and I gave it to a guy, and he wears it now. I've never gone high value. I'm not even kidding. It's like a piece that he wears consistently and it's just

Hasan's jewelry that I stole. I should go more high value. Yeah, you should. I'm working my way up to the car. I don't know what I'll do with it when I get it, but it'll be very exciting. What do you think we could do? I mean, you could do. This is your dream. Do you want me involved? This is my dream, but you can be a part of it. Anyone can be a part of it. I just like stealing

from Hasan specifically I think stealing is fun But only when it is Hasan I've stolen a few things Doesn't it feel good? It feels great What have you stolen? My best thing is probably

A large amount of money What? Really? The favorite was when I robbed admitting to robbing a bank? So I was working at a bottle store. Bottle-o? Bottle-o. Fucking Bottle-o. I was working there for

like six months. BWS is the name. Why are you revealing crimes? Because this is fine. Lock him up, officer. Is the statute of limitations like we're past it? Yeah, I don't know. He's in America right now. It doesn't count.

I would consistently just do this thing because I knew there were cameras on the till. But, like, every single day I'd steal, like, 200 bucks and I worked there. God. Wait, that's so bad. I think I probably stole, like, two, three thousand dollars. Bro, that's, like, a big crime. They never caught me. Until now.

And then when they looked at the camera, they caught the other woman stealing who worked there because she was just taking it. But I would always like do it, pull it onto the floor and then step on it. So I'd get stuck on my shoe and then walk to the back of the cool room where there was no cameras and then put it in my pocket. Brilliant.

And I'm like, where's this money going? It was great. I stole a bunch of Google phones. Oh yeah, that's right. You were Yeah, it was great. I saw a bunch of um, Google phones So I I was doing like promo work where I was like looking pretty in front of phones and being like Wait, you were a model. He was one of those random guys. One of those annoying people. They had no one else in Australia. I'm a good looking guy in Australia. This is Hollywood. It's different here.

You guys have celebrities. This is what a hot guy looks like over there. Bro, I want to show your baby photos so bad. I mean, that is when I was modeling. Yeah. Yeah. And just in the back room, we had like a hundred of them. Every now and then I'd just take one and then

sell it on... Did they ever catch you? No. How much money do you think you made? $600 per phone. These are like felonies. Both of you guys... I was just being kind of fun. You guys actually committed felonies. They're fucking carnies.

They're some other stuff as well. Wait, have you stolen anything, Kitty? fun you guys actually committed felonies yeah they're fucking carnies like carnies wait have you have you stolen anything cutie i lied about stealing the cup i didn't even stop what do you mean yeah i lied about when i was when i was young oh yeah when i was young i um i stole like those little pokemon like we had these things called tussle in Turkey, and it would come out of a bag of chips. And you'd play, like you'd smack this like little, like it was almost like a plastic tin coin. Tussle?

Yeah, tussle. Oh, tussle. Tussle. Tussle. Tussle. Anyway, and I would like fucking yoink them for my classmates. And I felt like kind of like bad about it. I also would steal sweet Haribo.

It has like jelly beans. Haribo. Haribo. Haribo. Haribo. Haribo. They had like these like strawberry flavored hearts and they also had the coca-cola ones and i would steal those i was a fat kid and my parents wouldn't

let me have it so i would just like steal it and then uh one day i stole from like i was man i was a fucking demon when i was a kid one day i stole from one of my father's friends uh sons i stole like a game boy and my dad was like where did you get that he pulled me he pulled me into a fucking he pulled me into a parking lot i still remember it's so traumatic he's like where did you get that son you need to admit you need to come clean i was crying i was bawling i never stole again that was it and i still to this day, I will never steal. I've been just committing petty crime recently. Just gross from the grocery store?

Is that why you're constantly flying into state? Well, no. I just kind of like, yeah. Because I'm on the run. I'm a fugitive. But it's just like, hey, you know what? A bottle of water. I forgot to scan it. No, that's good. It's usually on accident. I'll forget to scan it and I'll be like, you know what? They don't care.

It's a tax deduction. Like, I'll forget to scan it, and I'll be like, you know what? They don't care. No. You know? It's a tax deduction. I just remembered the worst stealing spree I had. Worse than what you've done so far? Just ethically. When I was a child at school, the groundskeeper had a learning disability, and he collected Jurassic Park toys.

And I was obviously a child. So I was like, I love Jurassic Park. I can't hear this story. This is sad. So for weeks, I would wait for him to go out. When he was mowing the lawn, I would sneak inside his shed and take the dinosaurs. Obviously, my mom was like, you don't have money. Where are you getting these dinosaur toys from?

So then I told my mom where I got them from. She rang up the principal, and then I had to apologize and give it back. How'd you become a leftist? That sounds very... That's how you become a leftist. You steal. I didn't have a conscience when I was a child. No, I didn't either.

No, but we leftist steal from the rich. No, I stole from other kids like it was i think that's so much more fucked up than like stealing from your place of business which is totally valid and cool yeah um or even like when you're stealing from like i don't know like a big business or whatever i think like genuinely stealing shit from other people is the grossest thing you can fucking do oh yeah no and from another person and now like now that i think about it like even even i don't think i've ever revealed this story i think i might have revealed it one other time because it's like such deep shame that i feel even though

i was like literally fucking like eight you know what i mean like i was a baby and which is really fucked up because i think when you're a baby you just genuinely don't have a conscious at all like you're just a blank slate you're gonna be a real psycho and uh but yeah luckily i turned out well i think what's that story no that was the game boy one my stepsister was a klepto and so she would come and i'd go to my dad's every other weekend i'm a kid and she'd come into my room and steal the weirdest shit. Like just the, just shit to steal shit. Like she would, yeah, she would still bras and tampons.

And like, like one time she stole the tampons and then I start my period. I'm not going to ask my fucking dad for a tampon. How embarrassing rather kill myself. She has your sister. And the book, my, well,

my sister, I don't want to talk to my sister. When you're, when you don't get to don't understand when you're a baby girl and your vagina is bleeding, you don't want to tell anyone you are swine on this earth and you deserve to hide in your hole and so yeah Kaya it is gross when you bleed um she doesn't care she's a free bleeding queen and and so she would just steal all these things and then when when my my stepdad or my I went to my dad and and so then my stepmom confronted her, and she

was just like, no, these are mine. And then my stepmom took her side. Isn't that crazy? Was she like her biological mom? Yeah. That's why she took her side. But it was like literally my bra. Anyway, we hate her.

There we go. I'm with you, queen. I have to go spend the week with them actually so hopefully this doesn't get back to her at a fucking potato farm I'm going to potato farm oh my god you're cooked it's over if I can get on the airplane

I've actually been looking at property no you haven't you literally texted me this morning and said do I have a place to stay at your place and I said no sorry I'm sleeping on the streets tonight guys I just want to let you know your place? And I said, no. Sorry. I'm sleeping on the streets tonight, guys.

I just want to let you know, this is... It's not just our fault. You turned a bedroom into a podcasting place. We did do that. You could sleep in here. That's true. It's so Hasan could walk three feet and be late somehow. Yes, I was

35 minutes late, and that is mostly because of Ludwig. He came 30 minutes late, and then the game went on for way too fucking long. For the record, I want to let the record show, all these boys were sweaty before they got here, and I tried to overrule them. I said, let's just roll it.

Let's just run it. Let's just go with it. He said it'll be good for the views. I did say that. And unfortunately, not only are we depriving people of good solid feet pics, which, what has happened by introducing the table.

None of us are wearing shoes right now. Our feet are actually, we got piggies. We can put them up. No, I'm not putting my feet up. Disgusting. Oh yeah, his feet are so gross. Wait, but to be honest, I think somebody's probably into him. Also, what do No, I'm not putting my feet up. Disgusting. Oh, yeah. His feet are so gross. Wait, wait. But to be honest, I think somebody's probably into him. Yeah. Also, what do you mean you're not putting your feet up?

They're disgusting. They're prominently featured in every video. Yeah, but that's why when I'm not in my videos, I'm not going to show them. You have to go watch my videos. They are a medical anomaly, I think. I love his hands and feet because mine like, mine are really fucked up, and his are the only ones that are worse than mine. Yeah, he got weird hands. I always just go, yeah, look at his hands.

Aren't they fucked up? Don't look at mine. It makes mine look better in comparison, so I love that. Yeah, yours look great. Thank you. Very pretty hands. Will always makes fun of me. He says, like, I like i you know my thumb

looks like disfigured i mean it does but yeah it does dude yeah he's he's he's like me on steroids with the fucking finger eating anyway um yeah so i i uh just got back from croatia uh alex's favorite country and i brought gifts i brought gifts for everybody on this podcast you did yes well your gift is shit because you notoriously because he's you know i literally no no no i'm gonna tell you exactly why you notoriously will take the gift i get you and i like will put a lot of thought and effort into it and you will just place it right next to you where you sit i don't even know we probably threw it out at this point because we changed the set. And you'll just leave it

there. You do that. I do do that, but you know what? It shows that he wants to he's giving gifts for the wrong reasons. What? Think about it this way. When you go out to give gifts, you're like, what are they going to do with my gift as opposed to

I want to do a nice gesture. You see what I'm saying? Yeah, I still got you a gift. But he's gifts, you're like, what are they going to do with my gift? As opposed to, I want to do a nice gesture. You see what I'm saying? Yeah. I still got you a gift. You see what I'm saying? I still got you a gift. But he's thinking, he's like, I'm going to do this. It's selfish. It's really what it is.

I'm going to get him a shitty gift because he's not going to take it home and use it. You're on a test trial. Depending on what you do with the gift I got you, you are on your own. I'm going to take this home, but the next one better be a G-Wagon. Okay? on your own. I'm going to take this home, but the next one better be a G-Wagon. Okay. It's a big leap from, you know, many gifts that I get when I'm thinking about you guys when I'm overseas. Okay. First of all, we'll go by order. Cutie Cinderella. I went to the communism museum and I

got you a mug. I don't even know what communism means. No matter how many times you guys explain it to me. This is a mug that says, Good Morning Communism. It's got tanks on it. Cool. Beautiful. Brad History Musing, David Dobrik. No, Dubrovnik.

Dubrovnik. Thank you, David Dobrik, for this mug. That's awesome. Thank you. What does that mean? What's what's that? Give him, no, there's For this mug. That's awesome. Thank you. What does that mean? What's Okra Berberdars? What's that? Give me a new bag. Give him...

No. There's something in the bag. What's this? What's what? Read it. Okra Berberfest. What the hell? It's in Russian.

Oh. Okto... Okto... Okto... It's probably Oktober Revolution? Yeah. No. Okay. What does this say?

My favorite revolution This is a kit for the personal protection of citizens Is there a bomb in there? This by the way I thought it was an IED That looks a little bit like an IED Jesus Christ It's a gas mask

I got you a Yugoslavian gas mask And I believe it was made in the Slovakian No that's not That's not how gas masks work This is for Yugoslav preparedness They were doing this in like the 80s and 90s Yeah Got that for you

Where does this go? Does this go on it? What's the point of the penis hole? That's for sucking it good. It's for sucking a penis in an emergency. Weird. You should test it. For Alexa, I got you.

I got you. Josipa Lisac. Pretty good. Is that right? Josipa Lisac. Josipa Lisac. Pretty good. Is that right? Josipa Lisac. Josipa Lisac, whose famous hits include Ožednož Mladosti. That was good. Was it?

That was great. You know. Okay. Srela sam sednjim. I knew the first two words. Sreca. That's perfect. And

Do you like her? She's like the Janice Joplin of the old country. That's pretty cool. Very Croatian. I wanted to make sure that it was like, well, because you love Croatia so much.

Alexa is a Serb Alexa is a Serb I don't know why I said that like a slur he's a fucking Serb he's a fucking Serb so that's why I'm jabbing at him but I wanted to make sure it was from at least like the Tito era you know what I mean glorious Yugoslavian

socialist federation republic whatever last but not least for Austin, I got a tote bag With a star on it It's the Red History Museum You know what, I think that's a very nice gift And I like it better than anything else Because it's functional It's functional, I can put my things

That I left here You can steal more stuff from her I'm gonna load the fuck up. You guys got to give me. I won't steal your underwear, okay? Okay. You can steal my underwear. That'd be a strange thing for me to do.

Wouldn't that make you uncomfortable if I stole your underwear? I wonder if anybody has any on eBay. I think I give... Hassan's underwear. For sale for charity. All right, let me get my gift. This is from Australia. After you saw a similar shirt that we had.

Yeah. No, I didn't even see it. Oh, Jesus. What, let me see? No, it's just Hassan. Get it out. I was trying to see if someone was... Oh, it's me.

It's me shirtless. This is my... You can't even see my... I know, but it was just a lot. I was trying to see if someone was It's me shirtless You can't even see my head I know but it was just a lot I was trying to see if they were selling his underwear But it just popped up with underwear pictures I mean I don't know I've seen better

Wow the guy got his hair Weirdly ruthless You know how I feel about you I don't I'm going to put this on now He does this sometimes Oh yeah totally you't. I'm going to put this on now. He does this sometimes. Totally. You just said I look like shit. Oh, come on. You look like

Clark Kent, okay? Jesus Christ. Come on. Put that on. You could have done it in here. If this was me, you'd be giving me shit right now. Yeah, me too, actually. No, I wouldn't. You on camera would go off your actually. No, I wouldn't.

I'm not like that anymore. You did get mad at him for going off camera to change once. Yeah, thank you, Cutie. Are you starting to see the double standard here? Yeah. It's very strange. Whoa, that's nice. That's really sweet.

That's really good. I got mad at him. I got mad at him for being off camera because he's got sexy abs. Yeah, sometimes. I love this shirt. Thank you. You guys should go to the Big Bass Pro Shop. Have you been there?

The pyramid? The big pyramid in Memphis? Or wherever it is? You went to that one? No, we went to one which is like a big cottage. Oh, you got to go to the Memphis one. It was good. That's the one. Is Memphis near?

I don't even know this, but this is such a cutie style question, but is Memphis near Milwaukee? Maybe we can go after the RNC. Tennessee. Not more. I don't know where anything is. I don't know why I asked you guys. Chicago, Chicago. Yeah.

Tennessee is by Wisconsin. Oh, is it? Milwaukee and Wisconsin? Milwaukee's in Wisconsin and Memphis is in Tennessee. You could loop around. Surely that's how that works. This is Australian owned, Australian made big fish. How many hours?

So that means it's just an hour flight though. Just for Bass Pro. We go there on the way to the RNC. Are you guys going to the RNC? When is the RNC? Next weekend, I think.

It's in Wisconsin? Nice. What's RNC stand for? Republican National Convention. You guys aren't going to fit in. Austin would know he's a political commentator He's a professional political commentator I'm a political commentator, I've got a lot of political takes

Ask me a question, I'll answer it with ease What does the RNC stand for? Republican National Convention He's nailed it Democratic National Convention D&D Dungeons and Dragons But ask me a political question about what's happening currently in politics

and I will give you an educated answer. Who won the French Parliament? No, I don't give a shit about the French. Who won the English election? The Labour Party. In a landslide. They upended the Conservative Party after 16

years of rule. Who sings Landslide? Hold on. Wait. Landslide. Let's see. The chicks. What? Wait. All your reflection

in the overhills. No! Shut up! No, no. I know who it is. It's not... The Chicks redid it. No, no, I got it. It's Stevie Nicks and...

Who the hell is that band? Stevie Nicks is the singer. No, Stevie Nicks and Fleetwood Mac. Fleetwood Mac. That was impressive. Okay, you got it. You're a political commentator. Those are the questions you need to answer. Come on, hit me with That was impressive. Okay, you got it. You're a political commentator. Yeah.

Those are the questions you need to answer. Come on, hit me with a real one. Okay, real one. How is Biden going in the polls? Well, it's not going well. Exact number. What percentage? Well, I mean, actually, it improved recently.

There was a DNC, you know, there was a morning consult poll that came out, and I'm suffering. And I'm really suffering right now. I really hope that Trump doesn't win. Please help me. We want Trump to win. That's about taxes. No, because we're trying to get into the RNC and they're very particular about

your media diet. You're trying to get into the RNC? Are you going to go to the RNC? Yeah, I want to. What do you mean you're trying to get in? RNC? Are you going to go to the RNC? Yeah, I want to. Wait, what do you mean you're trying to get in? You don't have a ticket yet? No, we want to get press. That's why we're doing this podcast.

Can I tell you something? I don't even think I'm wearing a fish jersey. I made a Trump cake for Fourth of July. Oh, I saw that. It was him doing a goat see. Wait, was that his asshole spread? Was that the one? No, that's Mario. Well, I did Trump too, on a cake.

Is that a Goatsy? Why do they call it that? It's spreading your ass. Yeah, Goatsy. Is that what Goats do? Is that what you do to Goats? That's what I do to Goats. It's up to everybody. Why? Because he's Welsh.

He's a sheep shagger. So, you know, I went back and looked at some of the Republican National Convention history of the videos. And a lot of people have this notion that Republicans have only recently been crazy. No. They've been batshit crazy, like MAGA level crazy for like 25 years. No, longer than that. Even longer than that.

Like I went and looked at convention footage and i'm like holy shit yeah it's the same you know what's changed is liberals have gotten worse at comedy like they've gotten worse at making fun of them yeah they used to be so much better at making fun of them back in the day yeah no republicans have always been crazy and it's weird that like we have this we have this notion that, like, Donald Trump ruined the country. It's like, no, man, Republicans were always like that. He's just a symptom of the disease.

Thank you. I don't know, guys. Republicans wear sneakers, too. So I would like to keep my opinions out of that. QD is killing it with that market. Yeah, you know what? You're keeping us safe and catering to our conservative viewership. Thank you. I've been in the kitchen a lot too.

I know this isn't a political podcast, but dare I say that's the issue. Donald Trump isn't the end of this fucking movement. He doesn't give a shit. All he wants is power. Power, power, power. You know what?

I'm done talking about it. You know what fucking Joe Biden wants to also power? He also wants to just like run for re-election regardless of whether or not he can win. I have no comment on that. Oh, really? Well, I'm also trying to get to the DNC. So I like Joe Biden as well.

I would marry either of them to be the lady of the America. Yeah, first lady. And then the Nathan For You hot dog eating contest will be the fourth of the America. Yeah, first lady. And then the Nathan For You hot dog eating contest will be the fourth of every month. That was last week's episode. Which killed, by the way. Was it good, Marsh? Did we do well on last week's All Girls episode?

Wow. Our audience is defeating the misogyny allegations. No, except for your dumbass said that Taylor Swift and Chapel Roan sound the same. I don't know what Chapel Roan sounds like. I don't know who either of those people are. Oh my God, I didn't know this. I was literally going to do a girly pop nation

on Chapel Roan today, and then I was like, everybody knows about Chapel Roan. That'll be so annoying. I've heard the name. Oh my God. It sounds like one of those old-timey horses. Well, I didn't make the slideshow.

Next week. Will you guys be here next week? Yes. Okay. Will we get a slideshow? Okay. On YouTube. I met one on the plane today. Hey, ladies.

Can you guys watch our channel, please? No. No. It is hard to watch, ladies. We got like 9%. They like crush the same. I need to put a pause on this podcast. We cannot continue until you address what you are doing.

Me? You were chewing gum. You took the gum. You threw it in the water bottle. Why did you do that? Excuse me. And you've been drinking. I was just staring at it.

She said it at the beginning of the podcast. I did address it. I addressed it. I even asked if you were okay with it. She started the podcast with, I'm going to put my gum in my water. Can I just wait? That was the first sentence out of my goddamn whore mouth. Because I don't consider you to be like a clinically insane person.

I thought you meant like oh that's odd that she's telling us this she's just gonna put it on the cap leave the cap there and like put the gum in the cap like to dispose of it later I didn't realize you like dumped it in there and you've been drinking the water it's like the worm in tequila

I just thought this was like an American thing I was like I just don't understand I don't think there's anything that wrong with it It's not disgusting It's the most insane thing I've ever felt The only reason I called it out was just in case You accidentally drank my water so you wouldn't

Because it'd be yucky for you but it's fine for me It also infuses it with some mint Where else did you want me to put it I wasn't going to make people It's so cringe that you were like cut cutie, you have to address this. When I addressed it so clearly, like twice. No, you said it, but I literally thought...

What is addressing it? What does it mean to you, Hasan? I didn't think you were putting it in the water. I thought you were... Oh, stop. Oh, God. God damn it. That was awesome. Thank you.

That was fucking awesome I feel so violated Fuck you Splash him more Please don't do that He's in his own house Pink pony club I'm gonna keep on dancing

At the pink pony club I'm gonna keep on dancing down in West Hollywood. We need Womack so bad. That's the theme song. Chaperone made a song about the Abbey. I miss Will so much. People say it's not about the Abbey. They say it's about Jumbo's Clown Room.

Oh, interesting. I know, crazy. We should go to Jumbo's. I'll go to Jumbo's. I'm down with it. That's a strip club. Yeah. Can someone tell us what Jumbo's. I'm down with it. That's a strip club. Yeah. Someone tell us what Jumbo's Club is.

We should go. It's one of the saddest, is one of the saddest strip clubs in America. A strip club. So tell me, as straight men and women, what do you guys like about going to the strip club? I've never been to a strip club.

I think it's... I went one time, and it was definitely an HR violation. Really? Yeah, so I went with my boss. Was it a coat? Was it a work trip? Yeah.

Was there water on the floor? Wait, but you were a wedding cake baker. I know, but this, no, definitely an hr violation really yeah so i went with my boss was it a work trip yeah was that water on the floor wait but you were a wedding cake baker i know but this no everyone was gay i was they were all gay but i was and this is when i was an interior designer and we went to louisiana for a conference and we were going down bourbon street and it was my gay boss and his boyfriend and another gay boss and then my friend taylor who worked for me at the time and then one straight man and we're walking and we're like we should go into one of these strip clubs on bourbon street because i've never been and it's crazy we walked in it was the most depressing strip club i've ever seen in my life like it was one of those things i thought we were gonna go in there and i was gonna throw dollar bills and it was gonna be very empowering

instead i went in there and i was like oh throw dollar bills and it was going to be very empowering. Instead, I went in there and I was like, oh no. Oh no. Yeah. Shrimp clubs are either the greatest experience, like 11 in Miami, or they are so sad. You're like, oh, the first time. Well, the only time I ever went was with Hassan in Melbourne. And yeah, that was fun. I didn't, I had a good time. You had a good time. You experiences you had a good time you made fun of me you made fun of me because because we were there i was getting special attention and all i did was talk about palestine that's you did you guys are making fun of me you're like you're not i forgot you literally were talking about the strippers yes yes what else am i gonna do one of the one of the strippers was egyptian and he just was like

oh you're egyptian what do you think about peloton like like what the fuck dude imagine like i have people say i have political autism i don't know what it is but even i wasn't doing that shit and he was just sitting there like otherwise i'm just sitting there and like watching yeah everybody loves everybody loves hearing about baby murder. Like systematic baby murder at the strip club. I don't know what she sounded like. No, go ahead. I don't know. She's like, duh, darling.

She's Egyptian. She was Egyptian, but she immigrated to Russia. Did you tip her when she told you? No. No. You just are. We were given lots of money. This tipping culture.

By who? By me. I gave you the money. Oh, you gave me lots of money. What do you mean? We were given lots of money. I gave you the money. That's what happens when you enter a strip club.

They give you money. What's the tipping culture like at strip clubs in Australia? I've been once. He doesn't know. He didn't give her any of the money. Yeah, he kept that. It's not even real money. It's fake.

I've participated in some strip club action with my straight friends. And I made the mistake of telling the strippers I was gay. And they didn't like that. They don't believe me. And it makes them want to get me another more dancing. That's gay convention therapy. And I try to be like, hey, I'm gay, but I'm here to support my straight friends. And I love what you do. And I try to be like, hey, I'm gay, but I'm here to support my straight friends. And I love what you do.

And I respect you as a professional. That's what I said. They couldn't figure out you were gay from that alone? No, they couldn't. And I was like, you know what? I'm going to give you money because I support your work. And that's what I did. I was trying to do that.

I was like, you know, I would go up to them and I'd say, I don't even want to dance. Here you go. I support you. That sounds like the thing straight guys do. They're like, oh, I'm sneaking into the girl's sleepovers by pretending I'm gay. Yeah, I know. That's what you were doing. Yeah, but they wanted to give me a dance.

And I'm like, Miss, Madam, I don't want a dance. And then I complimented her breasts because I thought that's what she wanted. That is also very gay, I feel like. I don't know. I thought I said you have very nice boobs and a beautiful figure, but it's just not really my thing. And I'm here to support my friend for his bachelor party. That's nice. Very diplomatic.

Right? Yeah. I think it was I think it was very I think it was very Anyway regardless They didn't And it just goes to show you

When you don't want somebody They want you more So Alexa was actually lying We have been to a strip club before In Thailand It was one of those Horrible Oh the ping pong shows

And that was fucked That was like You just Oh like where they put it in their vagina and they pop it out? Yeah, yeah. And they did a thing to Alexa where they made him hold a balloon in between his legs. She put a blowpipe in her vagina. And shot a dart out and popped the balloon.

Oh. Also, I got free sushi. Yeah. Oh. There was one bit where they put sushi on people on the stage and they asked for like, what do you call it? Volunteers. And I'm like, fuck them.

And you just go up and you eat sushi off them it was traumatic no i think there were different different grades of trauma they were definitely brought up palestine i did but i didn't speak time so it just went like wait what did you guys go for a strip club or why did you go to a strip club in Australia just for fun we were hanging out with Liza Bame and Ched Ched or not Ched Ched just anything for views did he get his fucking

cock out mate not at the strip club surprisingly really we went to like a super insane experience, like a dining experience. Oh, yeah. I went to the strip club. Hours and hours, and then afterwards we went to the strip club, and it was awesome. I had a great time.

There's a strip club in Oregon, Portland, Oregon, and I don't know if this is inappropriate, so we may have to cut this out, but there is a, and I need some help from my fellow leftists. There is a night that they, this is their night. They dedicate to. Who's they? The strip club. Okay.

And they have, is this problematic? It's like. White people only? No. Yeah, no, not segregated night. That is not what they do. That is what Oregon's about. What is the...

They're doing the real fucking... The drag queen book readings? They have a night dedicated to... Little people. Yes. That's not weird. They're human. You want them to not have jokes? Why weird. Why would that be? They're human. No, no, I know.

You want them to not have jokes? Why are you guys reacting that way? I thought it was... I just didn't want to say the wrong word. It's little people? It's little people. Yeah, so little folks. That's kind of fucked up. They don't keep them employed the whole week.

They just give them a day? Well, no, they dedicate a night. Are the strippers little people too? No, that's the thing. That's the point. No, they don't just only let little people in. Oh, I thought they only let little people too? No, that's the thing. That's the point. No, they don't just only let little people in. Oh, I thought they only let little people in. No.

They don't like to come into the strip club when big people are out. It's only little people's strippers. I was imagining a sea of little people in the crowd. No. Just like giant strippers. I thought you were. I'm walking in there like, you're six foot four. You can't come in.

No. They would let you in. They'd let me in. We'd all get to have a good time. I want to go and see what it's like and support the craft. I'm curious. Oh my god. How do they advertise that? They call it Tiny Tuesdays. You know a lot about it.

I thought it was very good. That's crazy. I would be really fucking upset if it's not called Tiny Tuesdays. This is my favorite. Can you say the name of the strip club? I don't have any affiliation with it. I know, but my favorite thing to do with strip clubs is reading the reviews. And if this place has a day called Tiny Tuesday, you know the reviews are fire.

The Lucky Devil Lounge in Portland, Oregon. Tiny Tuesday tonight at the Lucky Devil. All dancers under five feet tall. This is the advertisement. That's awesome. $1 beef or veggie tacos. Minnie Miller High Life's Coronitas and Motelitos special. Oh, they make small drinks.

They got four stars. Whoa. They're actually doing good for a strip club. Look at the bad reviews. Pull up a bad one. Actually, Mark, do you want to pull it up on Yelp? Eight months ago. I don't normally do this, but I feel truly disgusted.

Oh, wait. This is about some ableism. Tiny Tuesday. Yeah, that's not about Tiny Tuesday. It was someone. There was two deaf people they're being ableist to. It's weird because

they're pro little people, but they're anti-deaf people. They're picking and choosing whichever kind of disability. What does this mean? What is that lawsuit? Wait, was there a deaf stripper or something? No, no, there's deaf... Okay, scroll past Cozy's because Cozy's is where they're ableist.

Go to read Elijah. Women are very rude. I gave $5 a dance and they told me I need to put more. Plus, they had black holes? Brother hasn't ever seen an asshole before. What? He's like, they weren't properly bleached

for my $5 tip. I don't know what that meant. Andrew's a bartender so he's in the hot salad business. The women were amazing. As a bartender myself, I'm amazed at the bartender at this establishment has a job. Rude from the start. Constantly made my group feel bad for asking for another drink. Like it was the hardest thing

to do. And we were the worst people for asking for one. Cut myself and my friend off after three drinks in four hours. Oh, yeah. They were totally. They were there for four hours. I fucking doubt it.

Don't waste your time here. He wrote waste like your waistband. The girls are fantastic. But sadly, the vibe of the entire place is one of walking on eggshells, hoping not to be yelled at for no reason by the bartender. He definitely did something. You know what? I have a prediction.

He went July 31st, 1pm to 5pm and got cut off. Why was he there at 1pm? What? I imagine strip clubs hit different at 1pm. Business owner says, sorry Bradley, but unfortunately we had to cut you off from booze since you were visibly intoxicated.

When you arrived, this may have resulted in you not getting served that nice beer and instead getting served icy cold looks from our bar. Damn. They don't fuck around at the strip club. No, I like this. Because they know nobody reads the fucking reviews for the strip club. Okay, David says, this review's for seven.

Learn how to read your patrons. Seven must be a dancer. Take a pole class, belly dancing, modern hip hop, whatever. Just acquire a skill other than walking. If you're having a bad day, hold your tongue. Don't call pictures, disrespectful names. If you're upset or think they're misbehaving, let a bartender bouncer or DJ. No, for the record, my review would be a five or four star. Wow, bro.

Amateur hour, amateur hour. Do silence yourself. That's crazy. We're in the middle of some serious business. Oh, wait, go to Seesher. Worst lap dance ever. She didn't even touch me or sit in my lap. Just did a stage dance in a private room.

Her name is Aaliyah. Avoid her. Okay, let's look at some top reviews now. That's what Stans was doing to me today. In basketball. He wouldn't touch me. I think this guy was just super sweaty. Four stars is impressive. Anthony wouldn't touch me. Yeah. I think this guy was just super sweaty. Yeah.

The four stars is impressive. Anthony has his face associated with this account, which gives it more gravity. I love coming to hang out once in a while, and everyone has always been really courteous and helpful from the bouncers and the dancers. But I must highlight especially the dancers, Pixie and Margo. Though I mostly go see Pixie. They were incredibly sweet and so much fun to talk to. Will you click on Anthony?

I want to see where else he goes. I'm just curious. He's done two reviews. I'll be honest. Was that comment about Margo? That wasn't very... Is my mic still in? I think Kyra unplugged it.

She's like full weight. Kyra? I said Kyra. Hey, Kyra. I think Kyra unplugged it. She's like full way to the phone. I said Kyra. Kyra. Kyra. Kyra. Kyra. Kyra.

Kyra. Are you sick of Hasan's accent yet? We need to go. I don't even know that much. If it was better, I think it would be more offensive. It just doesn't sound like anything. I can't do one really. You got to go vlog it for us.

That's great. Fucking Roto. Okay, you're just playing with the crowd. Fucking Roto. Rooting. You got lessons from this guy. Proper rooting means fucking the ass as well. No, root means I'm gonna root.

It means you're just gonna fuck. You wanna root? I'm down for a proper rooting. Now you just sound British. Yeah, I sound very British. I could visibly see you getting uncomfortable. Yeah. I mean, that's the same way I react when Hassan does this.

How often do you guys get associated with being British? Not that often. Not here. You want to be more British? A bit more, yeah. Really? Yeah. I want Americans to recognize me as their overlords. Americans don't think british are their overlords they were at one point we're

not fucking australians we're not a part of the commonwealth i don't know if you know this but you did fourth of july and that's that whole situation is about not being a part of the commonwealth oh my god what did you guys do you You celebrated 1776, baby. Let me tell you, the founding fathers, first they dumped the tea. You know, I'll be honest. Can I be real? I was much happier when I bought into American propaganda. Yeah.

I really was. What do you mean, yeah? When did you do that? No, when I was nonpolitical when I was a child. This is great. I was like, wow, fireworks. Because you were her child. Yeah, and I would just steal shit and be nonpolitical amazing like like hasan every time i like he just made me so jaded

and i just don't love him because you're always like oh i love winston churchill and obviously like i can't just you know stand by and allow such a grievous thing to say for you to say that originally i i have since changed my perspective on Winston because I originally, in my defense. On a first name basis. He did make some powerful speeches in the beginning. And so I thought, wow, that's great. And then I realized he did sort of try to colonize a lot of things. They made him look good on the crown.

I watched the crown. He seemed like a nice guy. One of his powerful speeches was when he said America will never be run by the red Indian. Just like Palestine will never be run by the Palestinians. You don't give a dog the house. That's Winston Churchill. He said that. Is that why you liked him? No.

No. I am obviously, I'm Lebanese, so you know where I stand. Wait, what? I don't. Can you tell him the baby's going to run out? That's me being right. So Alexa was like, I look know where I stand. Wait, what? I don't. Can you show him? That's me being right. So Alexa was like, I looked Lebanese when I was a child. You look Lebanese now. No, no, Alexa.

You are Lebanese. I'm not Lebanese. Oh. I thought I looked Lebanese. He looks so Russian. I knew a Lebanese kid looked up like this. No, that's the answer. It looks like your name is Boris. Dude, you looks so Russian. I don't understand how... No, it looks like your name is Boris.

Dude, you look so Russian. Can you send that to Mark somehow? This one? Yes. Your name is Boris and you... It's hard to imagine you without the mustache. Yes. I feel like you popped out the blue

with the mustache. Your name is Boris and your dad also named Boris It's funny. My dad's name is Victor and his dad's name is Victor. Is your name Victor? No, okay. I wish it was I should change I Can't believe I said that I do know your name. Yeah Like is this a bit of yeah You look so Russian in that. You do not look Lebanese at all. Can I tell you guys a story?

Or have I been talking too much today? No, go ahead. This is your podcast. Yeah, you're okay. No, no, I wasn't trying to be a cunt. I was just... No, no, no, no, no, no. It sounded...

I was just like... I was just checking in. You're a queen. Talk as much as you want. It's your podcast, bro. Go ahead. I think I made a bad impression on somebody today, and I'm insecure about it.

I sat down on a plane plane and somebody sat next to me and they're like, are you Austin Schell? And I went, yes, I am. And then I put in my headphones and I didn't speak to them. Yes! No, but... Yes! But I...

Because if I'm being honest, I was really tired. And then I also didn't speak to them. And then I proceeded to, I was in Comfort Plus, which is right behind first class. And I kept ordering drinks. And I was wondering why the flight attendants were getting upset at me. And I don't think that it's proper when you're not in first class to continue to order drinks. They're free. They're free. But every time I would order one, they would think it's like, you're not in first class to continue to order drinks. Oh, they're free. They're free.

But every time I would order one, they would think it's like, you're not up there, brother. Like you can't sign. But then it should just be a rule that you can't get. And it's like, look. So I tried to explain to him. I said, the reason I'm not up there is because I bought this flight. No, I didn't. I didn't actually.

No, I'm rich. I promise. So at the end of the flight, I did talk to her. But I feel like I made a bad impression because I had to pee. You remember? You were drunk. Do I remember her, I promise. At the end of the flight, I did talk to her, but I feel like I made a bad impression because I had to pee. Do you remember her name? Do I remember her name? I do, but we'll have to keep it secret for her privacy.

He doesn't remember your name. He's sorry. I'm definitely an annoying flyer to the flight attendants. Yeah, you're also an annoying friend when you text me. Just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just trying to be like you. Now you know how it feels.

What the fuck was that? That was so hurtful. No, no. In fact, actually when he... Can I be honest? He reached out to me a ton when he was going on his flight. Oh yeah, I was panicking. He was panicking. It actually made me feel really good. Why were you panicking on your flights? Oh, because we had was panicking. He was panicking. Why? It actually made me feel really good. Why were you panicking on your flights?

Oh, because we had a super tight delay to Dubrovnik. And, like, the flight, or we had a super tight connection, sorry. And then the flight got delayed. What did I tell you? Yeah, he was like, oh, don't worry. He literally told me he has plain autism. He was just like, like oh don't worry when you're actually going like uh you know eastbound there's actually a tremendous amount of tailwind so you'll actually

arrive way earlier than 11 hours they say the flight plan is 11 hours but like it'll take probably like 10 at most here's a pro tip i asked the fucking guy like what's gonna happen with this like super tight connection? Are we going to make it? And he verbatim explained what Austin said. And I was like, that's crazy. My mom was so proud of you. Well, let me give, this is a little PSA and pro tip announcement.

All airlines on every flight bake in extra time for the flight so that they can improve their on-time metrics. And it also takes time to taxi, especially on a long international flight going eastbound because the winds are always going that way. So he left like 45 minutes late. Not a problem for the on-time arrival. He was going to make it. And he made it on time as expected. That's why you're stressed.

No, because they held the other flight. Because we had like 27 people on our flight. But I told you that was an option for you. Yeah, we had like 27 people on our flight that was like on the other flight. Because we had like 27 people on our flight. But I told you that was an option for you. Yeah. We had like 27 people on our flight that was like on the connecting flight. So there was a person that like kind of walked us to the airport. It was chill. I thought you were stressed for other reasons, which stressed me out. No.

Just scared of flying. No. The reason why I said. I hate it. No. I'm not afraid of flying. I love flying. I don't have an issue with flying.

The reason why I'm an annoying flight person is because like i take advantage of the amenities that are given to me specifically the electricity so there's an outlet in like every seat on international flights but they don't fucking power it up until you ask them and i always feel like hey um there's no power in my outlet. And I feel annoying when I ask them that question, but that's the thing. The outlet's supposed to have electricity in it. Yeah. I'm trying to play Steam Deck games on my fucking Steam Deck.

I need to connect it to the outlet. Yeah, I could see you being needy on a flight. Can Steam Deck play The Sims? Yes, easily. Oh, maybe I should get one. Yeah, we should get one as well. I've been doing nothing. I listen to podcasts.

You like Raw Dog. It's fun. I have Raw Dog to 12-hour flight before with no entertainment. No board. I've been doing nothing I listen to podcasts you like raw dog I have raw dog to 12 hour flight before with no entertainment that is fucking insane I just sat there like this alright we're going to talk more about that behind the paywall patreon.com slash fear and thank you so much for coming on guys

where can people find you at Hassan's house so boy boy I did a thing yeah guys. Thank you guys. Where can people find you? Thank you for having us. At Hassan's house. Boy, boy, I did a thing. You can find them at my house, but don't come here. Alright. Take care, everybody. Peace out.