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Episode Date: August 24, 2026

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Round of applause for safety. Yeah, I don't, I mean, it's very obvious. I have mental illness. Thank you, but it's... I don't think it's that mentally ill to be worried about standing in a stage next to me while the president is talking about... She's as far from him as humanly possible. I did, she did.

I made Austin switch seats with me. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Fear Ann podcast, where we are on the morning after our very successful tour stop in San Francisco, California from my beautiful top of the line, top floor. Why do you let him bitch you like that? Sweet. What do you mean? It's absolutely gorgeous.

It's like, I mean, disrespectfully. No, please. And you know I love you. Please disrespect me. It'll be a great clip. So it's like sometimes you're like a Rottweiler, Hassan, and he's like a Chihuahua. and you'll be like, you know, in the yard and just like enjoying a bone

and then he'll come over and just steal the bone. Yeah. And you just let it happen. Yeah. But explain your thought process what happened this time. Like, what did he steal from me? Oh, when he was like, your voice is a bit loud, piped out. Yeah.

Oh, I thought you were talking about, oh, I don't really care. It's 8 a.m. We just, I... There's enough bone for everyone, he's what he says. So at a certain point during the day, I can just bully you until about... the time you wake up. Respectfully,

I think you bully him all day every day. Really? You do that all the time? You think I'm a bully? I think you're bullied. That's awesome. That makes me feel cool. You do all the time.

Well, let's start up. No, but what he's talking about, I thought you were referencing the fact that he has like the nicest room in the hotel or something because that's what he was like flexing on me about. They said they gave me a free upgrade

and then they didn't take it. Then Austin was like, your free upgrade wasn't going to be as good as this room and I was like, okay. Wait, did I say that? Because I thought I forgot. I was just about to tell you that again, that it was, when they say high floor, they will specify if they give you a suite.

They'll say high floor. And high floor is just like, I got to, you know, it's not. They said high floor and room upgrade. Oh, well, then you did get an upgrade and you just, you completely turned it down. I didn't want it. I don't care. It's one night. Yeah.

Also, you're afraid of being higher in the hotel. Yeah. Well, also, I don't think people care that much. Like, I don't care that my room is not as nice. Well, no, I didn't care either. It kind of feels like you did. It had nothing to do. It kind of feels like you immediately texted the group chat to be like,

see, I'm above you and my room is much nicer? No, I said, hey, Hassan, you look a little cramped in that corner. No, I got one. You look a little cramped in that corner. If you'd like to join me in my room, I have a lot of space. Yeah. Anyway, last night, for the record. For the record.

Because he wanted them to see the room. I didn't say that. And then immediately panicked and was like, well, I'm trying to go to sleep. Do you think it's rude if I tell people they can come up for like 10 minutes? But reasonably, then I can go to that. I was like, we can just stay at the bar. The bar, like, we can just stay here.

And you're like, no, no, no, no, come up, come up. I'll take care. Yeah, no, and I did. I brought them up and I said, and I, I, I, so you wanted to show them your nice. No, no, it had nothing to do with the beautiful suite that we're in, with the floor to ceiling windows and views, panoramic views of San Francisco. Had nothing to do.

Oh, my God, look at that. I think that's the, is that the, is that the. years? No, that we're not in Chicago. I forgot. Anyway, regardless. I can see someone doing fan and someone else doing fan. Wow. So, no, but it had nothing to do with the room. I just wanted to host a few people up in the room, right? And we had some friends over and it was great. So I went to sleep. Yeah. I got back to my hotel room after a very successful first step, first leg of the tour. Yeah.

I put on my clothes to go out. Yeah. Because Maya Higa is here. And I was like, oh yeah, maybe I'll go and see her for a little bit. Found out that got a text message from Austin saying, hey, Hassan. Because you know he can't do it on his own. Said Hassan, it's going to be 20 minutes to get to the bar and then 20 minutes back. We should not go.

Wait, did I say we? Yes. You always say we. Yes, you did. You always look for a buddy for your downfall. Yes, you were too afraid to say that you, you were too afraid to pull that on your own, so you, like, thought you could get me to lead the charge on that. Which you did.

Which you did. You didn't really run to bed. Yeah, and I was like, oh, I'm so, I put the clothes on. And when you told me it was 20 minutes both ways, I was like, oh, 20 minutes both ways was. By the way. No shot. My ego was pissed. Really?

Yeah. She was calling you through your do not disturb. And I was like, don't. Oh, I was sleeping. Yeah. That's what we said. I need to be called out on that though, Kitty,

because, like, I felt guilty for not hanging out with my, because I was tired and I didn't want to drive 20 minutes. You did fine. So I brought, well, I know, but after, after we, she came here. Yeah. But I was saying, like, I need to not group people together to take the downfall with me.

Yeah, no, no, no, no. I just didn't even, say I don't want to do it. You didn't even group people. You make other people do your bidding. Because I, and you weren't wrong in this instance, because as soon as I heard it was 20 minutes, I was like, I'm out.

But you waited until I texted the group chat. I knew what you would make. And then you followed through right after. I was like, oh, I think I can't. Oh, well. You're like in my nephew of boyfriend. Yeah. I mean, at the end of the day, though, I have a reputation with Maya.

Yeah. It took you. It took you four minutes to respond after I said, because I texted at 10.59 p.m. I said, I can be out for like 10 minutes. I'm so tired, Lamow. You texted me right after that text message, urging me. I'm going to look at the time codes. I'm going to, this is ridiculous.

Okay? But I was trying to rally QD, too. No, you, where did you text me? Did you call me or did you text me? I think I called you. I think you called me because it's not, I don't have, the last thing I got is my room got upgraded to Butler service. Oh, okay, we'll talk about that.

a second. No, we can dive into that. Okay. I mean, you did that's my... Now, I swore... You made a public statement that you were done with butler. I made a public statement that I was done with butling. And yet we saw a butler in the room. No, there is footage. I think the cameras were rolling.

Yes. He wasn't a butler. The guy was... The gentleman was delivering just the room service. But no, I booked a room here and it wasn't... It didn't come with Butler Service, and I got upgraded to Butler Service. And I graciously, I've not even met them yet. I didn't ask for any unpacking. I didn't ask for any.

They unpacked too. Yeah, they do unpack. There's a thing that says what they offer, unpacking services, one of them. You can press your clothes a couple times a day. And I learned from my last experience. It's more about the fact that you swore you were done with the butt life. and now you're back in the but life. Well, I took you, what?

Have you had a trip where you haven't had a butler since the last time? It's literally been one week. I know, I know. It's like heroin. He's like, he's a crack. He's like, I need it. No. I need that butt life.

No, it was, it was, I haven't used the butler at all. I don't even call the Butler. I just call the, sometimes I just buy the heroin and leave it in my closet. You don't call him Butler, you call him Fred. Yeah, yeah, I don't even, but, but, but this whole room was, I just wanted to everybody It was a complimentary upgrade. It wasn't something I rallied for.

I didn't ask for this. But I got it. I didn't ask to be part of the butt life. The butt life chose me. Anyway, how'd you guys feel about the show last night? It's fantastic. Right? Great, okay.

I showed everybody in my butt on accident. Oh yeah, cutie. Tell them about what happened. Straight booty cheeks. I didn't mean to. It was how he started the show. Yeah. It was a real tone set.

I know. Set the pacing quite nice for the rest of the evening. I think we were great. Yeah, I thought it was great. I think that, you know, Austin, your performance could be a little bit better. Really? Yeah. Wow.

I think overall. You? What? But you are the one that, uh, handicapped his performance? Is that PC? I don't know. I couldn't think of another word. Say it.

Say another word just in case. Um, uh, you ruined his performance. Oh my God. I don't think you did that. Oh, wait. How do I handicap his performance? Because you misunderstood that you can't have people come on stage thing. Oh, that's what I don't know.

Austin only got one show to me. Yeah. Well, so what happened was, so for those of you... By the way, a handicap is not offensive. Yeah, you can say. They still use it in golf. What's your handicap? Okay.

Okay. I don't know. You never know nowadays with these youngsters. Christian, get in you. Yeah. He's asleep right now. Problematic golfers of him. No, okay, but what happened was is I did my, I do this bit where we,

I sing to the audience. I come up with a jingle based on whoever's in the audience their occupation. I bring somebody up on stage. The problem is, is we're not actually allowed to bring somebody up on stage

and we found that out during the show. Yeah. But I didn't know how to get... After he had pulled someone on stage. Yeah, I pulled something on stage. And Hannah came up to me and whispered to my,

in my ear, it was like, uh, no more people on stage. Yeah. And I thought that implied we were running out of time. It is over.

It turns out of, out, she was just saying, like, don't let anyone come on stage and not, like, there could have been one more person. Yeah, we had 15 minutes to talk. I was, I was, I think it was the only one clocking time. I couldn't. You were like, there's no more time for that. You're like, I have time. Okay, but like, I got a note from our producer. No, I know. I'm aware. I'm just saying I was clocking time. And I followed your lead. Yeah, I didn't do that on purpose. Just like I followed cutie's lead when she stood up, turned around, and said, this is not my butt to the audience. Okay.

And her ass cheeks had swallowed her biker shorts. So it was just a full flash. I had to tell a lot of the last night. I was like, so I showed like 2,000 people on my butt. San Francisco. I showed San Francisco on my butt. What did he say? He was like, what happened?

And I was, I explained. It sounds really stupid because then I also text told Valky Right and Maya because they both text me and they're like, how is the show? I was like, I showed a bunch of people in my butt. And I'm like, what happened? And I was like, I, to tell you guys, I walked out, I was wearing a skirt. And noticed I was so above the front audience that I was like, guys, it's okay. I'm wearing shorts. You can't see my koochie.

And then I was like, see? And then she showed her ass. So my biker shorts had been. They had disappeared. I ate them. My butt ate them. And so, and I didn't know. And then I doubled down because I sat down.

And then I saw him was like. you just showed your ass and I was like, no, I didn't. I'm wearing shorts. And then she showed her ass again. He was brilliant. I didn't check to pull down the shorts. I don't know why. I just didn't think my ass ate him up like that.

I don't know if it was because of the angle that I was at, but I couldn't see your ass at all. My angle I could see everything. Really? And I'm pretty sure. Pretty sure the tenderloin also saw everything. Yeah. The tenderline saw my tenderline. Yeah.

Oh yeah. It's okay. Whatever. Yeah, that's what you get. If you purchase tickets by the time this comes out, you won't be able to purchase tickets for Seattle, Portland, but you can for Los Angeles. That's right.

Tour. Dot fearan.com, Los Angeles, California. If you want to see cuties. I'm talking about it again, whatever. We are, remember a couple episodes ago, remember a couple episodes ago we talked about cootermaxing, Coochie magging. There it is.

Tour. Dot fearan.com to see cuties ass. Yeah. Guys, I got to admit, I'm excited about tonight and I'll turn it around, but I'm pretty fucking tired. Will, you said that? Will, you said that? Will is my favorite, because Will will be like, I am on the brink of death.

Yeah. And then the moment the show starts. This is like what I do. You know what I mean? Like, if Jordan is on the brink of death, he's still going to shoot free throw. Of course. Of course. No, of course.

I actually slept really good. I had a good six hours of sleep last night. Yeah, none of you answered my question. Why are the Gotham city out there? Just all night. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Oh, yeah. It's like bombs.

It's just a city, I think. No, it is not. I've stayed in so many cities my whole life. I've never heard, like... It's Venmo's exploding. Yeah, like explosions throughout the night. I will say this is the first time I've been to a city where I was like, oh, Fox News was actually... They kind of nailed this one.

I'm the only one. I'm the only one who likes San Francisco. I mean, it's got a lot of work. It needs, you know. This is the, for the record, we live in L.A., and so I'm used to this, but like, this is the citizen app. Kitty, we got to get that off your phone. Yeah, you got to stop. I can't believe Austin is the one telling you this too.

Well, I was looking last night to see what the bombs were. What were people saying? They weren't even reported it. They're that used to it. I don't think it was bombs. It was bomb. It was bombs. No, Judy, it's actually

because I've looked into this before because I used to have the Citizen app and I would get bomb updates or I would look for mom updates. And it's actually just, it's the trash compactors. No, it wasn't that. It wasn't that?

No, it was something sinister. Are you sure? Yeah, it was Al-Qaeda. It's fucking green goblin just riding around the What are the birds at night in San Francisco? What I'm going to find out?

Cudy Cinderella must die. illegal fireworks or underground transfemers and electrical vault concussions. This many? Oh, it could be the trolleys. It could be... No. It's sinister, I promise. I mean, those trolleys.

It's up to no good out there. Yeah. It's no good. There's an illegal bombering and they do it all night. Yeah. It's Al-Qaeda. That's what... Yeah, yeah.

It might be, but someone needs to fix it. And then they can work on the fence. problem. So next time you could probably sleep up higher, which you'll get less noise. Yeah, I didn't, I didn't hear anything. Yeah, I knocked out. I didn't see any of, what floor were you on? Uh, eighth floor. Oh, wow. What is that? Oh, because you're, you're higher at 13. They almost probably on the 18th and I wish I'd have taken it just for this. Yeah, you would have had a better view. Because we checked in earlier, this probably wasn't, probably whatever room you got was. Oh, so you would have, you would have gotten 18th floor. Look guys, I just want to let you guys know at home in the comments section that I,

this is just, I'm just, I'm just paying, no, I'm being silly. I don't really care where I'm at. You can put me on the ground floor and I'd be happy. I feel like you do. I know, I'd be happy as hell. Just tickled me. Just, I was so, I had such a good time and you know what, maybe my, maybe my performance last night wasn't great. Do you want to prove it? We're going to another show tonight. You couldn't stay at like a Best Western tonight. Oh yeah. That would be cool. And then that would actually be cool for the Portland wing so you'd have something to talk about. Well, I don't want to burden our team because there's a lot of things. No, no, no, I can schedule it for it.

No, no, no, no, no. Here's the deal. You understand the travel agency booked a lot of things and when you tell them to, it's actually a huge word. I can do it. Well, no, no, no, no, please, no, no, no, because when you... Well, it's funny because I already did. Because no, no, no, no, no. I already can't.

No, you didn't. No, you didn't. No, you didn't. No, you didn't. Yeah, I had, where I have, I put you in a best Western. It's fine. No, it's a beautiful. It's a beautiful motel.

Look, I have no, there's nothing wrong with the best one. You're going to have fantastic amenities. No, it's fine. Little curate cups. So here's what I'll say while we're in San Francisco. This is what I'll say about San Francisco. Cutie, where's awesome show? He's gone.

He's dead. You know what could have helped him? Zock-Doc. He was, he's always coughing and saying that he should do Zoc-Toc. I know. And now he's, God. Gone. Gone. None of us went either. None of us. To the funeral. I'm so sad. Co-worker.

Oh, my gosh. Co-worker. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, it's really sad. And you know what? Guys, we got to go to the doctor. We have to. We have to. We got to find in-network doctors because your health matters. In a really convenient way with Zoc Doc. Just like we told Austin, if he would have listened, he would be here right now, probably maybe. That's right. Potentially. You could have, he could have headed over to Zoc. doc.com slash fear and gotten started and check that appointment office to do list. But now he's not checking anything else to do list. No. He's fucking dead.

He's gone. Your health matters and taking care of yourself shouldn't be complicated. Find it and book a doctor with Zoc doc doc. That's ZOC, doc.com slash fear. And when they ask you, who told him about Zoc doc doc? Tell him Austin show. He would have wanted it that way. it's a very mixed bag very mixed bag right like i i i used to live in the tenderloin it's well known um

and there were experiences that i had that were pretty magical but cutie is right i would say when i was in the loin which is kind of famous for being crazy it was the loudest city i've ever been in by like a wide margin and it was just wild like it was crazy all the time yeah there's there it's it's a i like it because there's a it's a real lived-in city if that makes sense yeah for sure los angeles is a string of parking lots and suburbs whereas san francisco brother let's not completely crop on where we live no no i i'm telling you as someone who's who's grown up in istanbul Ankara uh and have uh lived in cities and has lived in you know, not real cities, I would say San Francisco has the skeleton of a real city.

It has public transit. It has walkability. It's got nice culture. But then... You're describing Portland, by the way, just letting you know. Also Salt Lake City. Yeah. Okay. That is insane. All right. Salt Lake City is literally like a cowboy town. It's like, you know... Can I give you guys a follow up? Can I give you guys a follow up to that? I fucking love Seattle. Seattle is my, I love Seattle. It kind of pains me to say that Seattle is like what I wish Portland could do.

I fuck with Seattle. What's funny about that is Seattle also has the same exact problem with homelessness as San Francisco. But I don't think that's San Francisco's only problem. Oh. You know what Christian told me? Do you think I just dislike San Francisco because of the homelessness? I don't know. I don't like it because of secret bombs at night.

Christian told me you don't say that. What? You have to say experiencing homelessness. Yeah. I don't care. Okay. That's what he told me. I know.

Houseless. Houseless. No, no. Experiencing. He said it because I, he corrects me every time. Yeah, yeah. It's a dehumanizing language. I get it.

Anyway, my point is, San Francisco could be something beautiful, but unfortunately it has been overtaken by. It's a leesium. Some of the, it's a leesium. Yes. Some of the worst villains.

Yeah. of not just American society, but of the world. Yeah. And it's, it's in every orifice of this city. It's when you get out of the airport. It's when you're in the airport, you start feeling it. There's like AI ads everywhere, and then you're driving down, coming into downtown San Francisco.

And every ad that you see, every billboard that you see is like, we are going to replace the entire labor force. And it's going to be awesome. Yeah, with robots. Yeah. Seattle fucking love it. Here's one thing I like about Seattle. I got to admit, the weather.

I love the weather. I don't like the weather. That's why I. You're going to love Portland. Well, you guys don't get as much mist as they get. Oh, we do. I like, I like waking up and feeling like I'm in. What's that one day?

Twilight, the wharf. No, no, no. Silent Hill. They have like Silent Hill weather where you wake up and there's just like a hanging mist. And it's kind of brisk. And you walk around and there's like the Mariners Stadium and right in the middle of the city. That's Portland. You don't have any, do you have any professional teams?

Yeah, the Blazers. Trailblazers. The Blazers, it's a huge point of contention there right now because the billionaire is trying to get the city to fund the stadium. Yeah. And Austin is worried about it. Austin is petitioning the, Austin is petitioning the taxpayers to pay for this fucking billionaires. No, I'm not.

And he also told me that he actually called his congressperson. Yeah. His congresspersons. Well, not even his congresspersons. The state of Minnesota. The state of Minnesota's congresspersons. Back in the day when he was 15, to ensure that Vikings stadium got the tax breaks. Right.

No, no, that they got funded. Yeah. And it was actually through the lottery, through the Minnesota lottery. And at the time, I was 15 years old. I didn't know. I was just like, I want my Vikings to stay. Are you sure you're 15? What?

Are you sure you're 15? It was last year. No, this is when the Vikings built the stadium. They built their stadium, finished it in 2016. And they started building it in like 20. You were not 15 in 2016. That's when they finished it. I was, but they started the whole process in like 2010.

Okay, so I was like 16. I promise you. You were also... I think it might have been a little later. No, they finished the stadium in 2016. They started like they doing like that. I remember, I remember Jerry Allen's appeal, right? Your linebacker.

No, he's a D.D.N. Sorry. I think, I think, I think that was like 2013. When did they fill for Minnesota? Okay, maybe I was like 19. Regardless. Regardless. You told me the story as you were 14 and I took it on.

I was, I was, I was, I was, I was right. It was 2013. No, because I remember the press conference. Austin, you were 21. Football is my shit. But hold on, but before, okay, the legislature had to approve the stadium. Hold on, hold on. So.

Like that Austin tried to tell us. Look up. I was 11. No, I was barely a pup. I had to ask my mom to grab me my road. Look up when the Vikings approved the stadium. And guys, guys, for everybody at home, I was a, young man, I didn't know anything.

It's okay, you had dreams. But I, you know, it's crazy? It was, it was 2012, okay? Okay. 2012. I was a senior in high school. 2012, you were a senior in high school in 2012. I wasn't, whoa.

It was a different time. You were a senior in high school in 2012? Yes, I graduated in 2012. That was when I graduated in a year older than me. Wait, what year were you born? 94. Ninety-four. Awesome.

I was born in late 93. Guys, I grabbed your bicycle in 2012. Austin, 2012, you were in college. No, I was not. Well, yeah, I started college September of 2012. Austin, you were either 18 or 19 years old by this point. This is the funny thing you never died. I turned 19 and 2012.

Regardless, I was 12 years old. You went from 13. I had just come home from the candy store. You went from you were 13 to you 19 years old. That was the year I voted for Barack Obama. It was the first year at 2012. It was my first election. I remember sitting watching him get elected on a little tiny... You were old enough. Yes, I was. It was eight guys. Let's do the math. If 2013, you're saying you're 18, 2012, you weren't old enough. I was 20 in 2013, but November. I was born in November,

so it was late. So no, you're 20. Anyway, regardless, I... How are you 20 to skip to you? I'm sorry to the people of Minnesota that I advocate because... You were excited. You were excited. You were excited. to vote for a black president and also for the taxpayers to foot the bill of a billionaire owner of a team. It was partial. The Wilps paid a little bit too. And look, here's the deal.

This is what I email unironically. Again, guys, let's understand it's all about rehabilitation that you talk about all the time. Yeah, I mean, back then you were like a Jordan Peterson curious guys. When I was that age, I was still drinking beer out of a shoe. Yeah. So anyway, I would unironically set emails saying that. it was like good for tourism. Like I'm a tourist from Oregon and I go once a year to, and I stay in your hotels,

I buy your local food and support your local businesses. It's so far. And I'm from Oregon. And I said, without the Vikings, I would never come back to the state. It's why I threaten them. I said, I'm never coming back to Minnesota at the Vikings lead. Yeah, that was what moved the needle, I think. And not the billions, well, hundreds of millions of dollars in corporate funding.

Now, I will say this. Will, you back me up on this. I, you know, I've changed. At the end of the day, I'm very happy that we have a new scene. Something has changed within him. We have a new stadium. And if the Vikings are such an important part of my life. And general.

Every weekend with my dad, we watch the games. So you wouldn't want the Vikings to come to Portland? Fuck no. Fuck no. So it has to stay in Minnesota. They're the Minnesota Vikings. Interesting. I don't know if I have the same region-locked opinion about the Jets.

The culture, the Vikings, North. I would be really upset. What if they move to like Alabama, though? That'd be awesome. The Alabama, the mobile jets? Wow. Yeah. The Mobile Jets.

Can I be honest, I feel like the Jets are one of those teams. Well, this is getting into the deep NFL lore. There will be international teams at one point, and I think the Jets will probably be one of the teams that are high with that. Somebody came up with it, the Pyongyang Panthers. No, I do think there will be a Canadian team one day, and I do think it will be a Mexico City team. We need to get you guys into football.

We need to do a Patreon episode. I'm already into too many things. That one guy signed onto the Jets and it turned our season around. Oh, you're a Jets fan? Yeah, remember? I'm already into too many things. I'm good. No, you're not. You're not into anything.

Like, what are you talking about? No, you're not. You actually kind of scare me as a person, Sometimes I think you're a skinwalker. I'm into politics. You can't say that too loud. Skin Walker? Then they come.

Oh, have you ever told you to show you of how I heard a skin walker in Michigan once? Oh my God. No, I don't like chocolate muffins. Dude, okay, this is actually, you'll like this. I want to see that one. I was on Beaver Island. Okay, guys, wait.

I want to get like spooky comfy, okay? Spooky comfy. Do you want a blanket? I'll call the butler. I'm just kidding. No, I just want to go like this. I love spooky stories. and one time I think I saw one, and also they're just so scary.

Hey, my name's Will Neff, and I'm going to be selling ration buckets for the end of the world. When the end comes and their zombies walk in the earth and heathens and sodomites have taken over the surface world, you're going to have a Will Neff ration bucket. It got split pea. It got meatloaf. You got everything you need to preach the gospel in your bunk. But where can you buy it? You can buy it on Shopify,

because that's where I list Will Neff's survival crossover Jesus loving products. And you can too. If you have a product, you got to go to Shopify. That's right. Don't live with what ifs.

Chiching, make some money like me, baby, cash in on the rapture or whatever your beat is, whatever it is. You can list it on Shopify. Right now you can sign up for $1 per month, It's a trial at Shopify.com slash fear.

Go to Shopify.com slash fear. That's Shopify. com slash fear. So I don't know if this is actually like a ubiquitous part of like kind of shape shifter lore. But like when you go lore, but I was always told that like you will hear like a whistling. Yes. And I was out. So this was like a year ago and Beaver Island.

How did you not tell me this? You know I love spooky stuff? Oh, and, well, and People Island is, like, remote. It's, like, fucking remote. And I think I was helping, like, open the summer home. So the summer home is, like, the island is a population of 200, and we're, like, out there on the island. Like, it is, we have, there's, like, a whole cove there's just nothing.

So I was, I think I was out getting firewood at, like, O Dark 100. So it's, like, black outside. And it's just me. And I heard this, who, woo, who, like,

loud, like a hundred yards away from me. And I don't freak easy. I was fucking freaked out. So you don't think it was an animal? It was no animal I had ever heard. And what did you do? I fucking,

I had a giant axe, and I stoke the fire. You ran towards it? No, I stoke the fire up as, like big as I could because we were still opening everything so I don't think we had power on at that point so it was like it was spooky this is why I don't camp yeah yeah campings a little I think there's probably other reasons why you don't camp you know I've been watching bear

attacks on YouTube recently and I like cutie I'm telling you do not do not do not camp it's like you will I'm convinced well I'm convinced well I'm I'm like, I don't know. Awesome, why would you add that to her list of common? Well, she, I just want to know, you should only go on. I'm starting to worry that you might be part of her mental illness. You randomly just said, cutie, do not camp. You will be murdered by and fair.

Yeah. We did meet a fan last night that's a nurse practitioner. Oh, yeah. And Austin and I both went, can we DM you? Yeah, yeah. We told them to, if you're listening right now, NP, uh, just DM us because I think I might have Parkinson's. And...

I told him he's fine because you can work it out away. I didn't know that, found out last night. You can work that away? You can work it out. You work, like you work, physically work out and it chases the Parkinson's the way. You know what's crazy is my grandfather had Parkinson's and... Austin, give me that cappuccino. That's not a cappuccino, it's a vanilla latte.

Oh, I don't want them. You want the ice coffee? Here. I chose it for you. It's a cold... Last night. When he was ordering a coffee, I was so nice and I chose it for you. Thank you guys.

That's your vanilla latte? Well, shit. I'll drink it if he did. He's not gonna drink it. I'm, it's mine. I'll have a sip. Oh, have a sip. But I don't want more than that.

Okay, do you want a little avocado toast? That was his. I'm not gonna lie, that's a very unimpressive alacotta toast. It does. That is a piece of bread that was grilled poorly with a full avocado that just has slices cut on it, just lopped on top. With like, with a little alfalfa sprouts. Yeah, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be real. I have such a high standard.

This is so disgusting of me to say. Okay. But being from Los Angeles, I have such a high standard. for avocado says put some fucking love in it. We do kind of have it figured out in Los Angeles. Yeah. Like throw some drizzles on it. Yeah.

Give me some balsamic or something. This does look like it was... It's bullshit. Maybe some like, what's the Mexican cheese that they dribble on? Cotia. Yeah, Kohate. Yeah. Wait, just go...

What does that mean? Cotia. Yeah. It's not Kohate. I don't know what Kohate means, though. It's a lot. It's a slur. I know, but could you imagine?

I just said it. Slurr. I went with, okay, spooky theory. I'm ready. I'm ready. Okay, everyone's ready. No, no, no, no. Oh, my God.

No, I'm just ready. Kohate is a vulgar imperative form in Spanish derived from the bird. Cojate means. Did you just do a slur? Yeah, I don't know. Cohate meaning, cohate is a slight misspelling of phonetic variation cohetada, which is coming from Cogar, which means to grab yourself. That's awesome. Why do you know that?

I don't know. Why is that in your brain? To mean neutral to take or grab or carry a strong vulgar sexual meaning. Common in Mexico. Anyway. Oh, wow. You got on it. Coate.

One time I went camping with the three friends. I used to have three friends. I think they're still my friends, but we don't talk very often anymore. But does that still mean a friend? Do you guys know? I think that your best friends, you can go years without speaking, and it's still... I don't think we ever got to best friend status. I think this is when you find out you're not friends anymore.

Did they throw trash on you? No, no, no, no. No, no, this is when you find out. They're better off than most of your friends. This is when they find out you're not friends. And I found, I've learned this. You think that, you're like, where do I stand with this person? They have a wedding, not invited.

Oh, I didn't invite them to my wedding. Well, that's what you made the first move. Yeah, but we haven't talked, but I did love being their friends. Anyway, there's three guys. They're awesome. Well, I loved it. I mean, not that much. No, I loved it.

I mean, you didn't love them enough to invite them to your fucking wedding. I have such a different take on weddings. It's been three years. You know what, cutie? They can have my spot. Okay. Austin, you don't get to hand them off. What?

Hand off my wedding spot? Yeah. That makes me, did you get a paper invite, Will? I don't, I don't know. My brain is full of holes, cutie. Okay. All right. That's fine.

That's fine. So good. But anyway, we go camping. And they drove up separate than me. And so unfortunately, I didn't get to see this with my own eyes. But they saw it. And then they told me, and I was like, that's a skin walker. What was it?

What did you describe? We were going to Utah. We were going to like Zion National Park or something. Is that a Mormon one? No, it's just a national park. It's just a beautiful. Zion is Mormon, though. The naming?

Yeah. Okay. Anyway. I think it's because of the goddessies. Okay. It's gone. Okay. Anyway.

So we're driving and they're like in front of me because I was a little late and I get there and they tell me they're like, dude, we saw the weirdest thing and I was like, what? And like we saw it like it was dark. It was dark and they're like when we were driving and we saw this like human. Like it looks like a child but a big child like a tall child but with extra long legs and it was running in this field but it was like faster than our car and it's feet looked backwards. Whoa.

And I said, guys, that's a skin walker. And they were like, what? And then we're at this campsite. And it was glamping. It was glamping. It's called under canvas. Oh, we were in Moab. It's an awesome place.

It's so cool. Anyway, so you get these big glamping canvas tents and there's like this lunchroom or whatever, or dining hall and we're in this dining hall. And they're like, telling me the story. And then these two workers come over and they're like, hey, we don't say that word here. Yeah, because it's supposed to invoke them. It invokes them. So what is the Skinwalker, like, what's so scary about?

It is a curse. They shape shift. Yeah, it's a curse. And they can't, they try to shape shift into humans, but they don't do a great job because they can't. They're like dittos. Okay, but what do they do to you? Like, you just hang out and tear you apart? They blow bone dust on you.

Oh, shit. And then you die. They kill you. Okay, just want to make, because I was missing something. I just thought they just look kind of freaky. They suck you off. They're just very sexual. I think all the skin walker lore, though, comes from,

What's the name of the raccoon without a hind legs in Portland that everybody loves? Joffrey. Jiminy? Jiminy. Jimmy? I think it was Jiminy, actually. Is it Jiminy? Maybe, yeah.

Look this up, Gabe. But I think that's kind of an explanation for it where there are just animals in nature that are a little, you know, diffy. But what about that human with the backward feet? Yeah, it could have been just like a deer with mange. Jimenez. Yeah, sometimes deer's get this disease where they walk on their feet. feet. Yeah.

It's a brain warm. Have you ever seen, have you ever seen, I think it's called belting? Have you ever seen when a deer is knocking its antlers off? Yeah. That shit is terrified. Yeah, they bonged into trees. They bonged it and they'll like rip one out. And they look kind of, yeah, they look, it looks crazy.

Yeah, but if you ever hear your voice, like you hear a voice in the woods and it doesn't sound human. Or it could be an animal. Nope. All right. Never would. My relationship with camping is I hate it, not because of mystical beings, but just because it's uncomfortable. Yeah.

Okay, so I'm not the only one because every time you guys, if I were to say that, there's a little bit of a double standard on this podcast. You all call me a bitch. I've never done that. Oh, you've never done that? Well, I think the difference is I'm very comfortable. I'm very comfortable in my own skin and I don't have to like portray myself as a adventurer. Whereas you love making it seem like you would do these things that you'd never do. I'm very comfortable in my own skin.

He's an adventure. Yeah. He's been to Adventureland. I've been to, you don't think I'm an adventure? Fuck no. Austin, an adventure for you is a hotel devoid of a butler. Yeah. What do I have to unpack my own bag?

This is crazy. That's an adventure for you. People live like this? And between all of us, Will and I have, probably only are the only two people. Wow, cutie as well. Actually, yeah. I'm bracing for whatever the fuck. No, I was about to say like we've, we've been in some much shittier conditions. Guys, hold on. I don't want, I don't want this, this narrative. I've been so shitty. Yeah, you've been in some shit. Yeah, you got trash thrown on you.

Guys, I went to college. I was in a dorm room. I had a, I, I, I, I, I, Austin. What? It was like Mumbai. What? Sometimes we'd leave a cardboard pizza box out for two days, maybe three. Guys, I gotta tell ya, I keep leaving my debit card at restaurants. Oh my goodness. I know, it's so annoying I have to circle back because I forget it.

It's like an extra hour every time I go out to eat. Well, Will, I feel like there's a way you could solve for this. No, my debit card's always going to be so boring. I'm never going to remember it. No, no, Will. You gotta. get cash app. Why? Because you can put your photo on your debit card. You

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I have been. You survived in the MV. I did. I failed my driver's test in first. That's crazy. You guys forget I was a junior counselor at a Christian camp. I worked at a camp too. They called me Pepper.

Why? Why did they call you Pepper? It was my name. That's crazy. No, there's something. There's a reason why they called you pepper. Guys. You were bitter?

I don't know. I just. Joke. Sometimes you make like drag queen style dig. Did they call you Pepper because you were a total bitch? I was just speculating. You get you get camp names, camp counselor names. And my sister worked there.

Everyone was like, sweet. Nice. No. You were Pepper. There was this guy, there was this guy, there was kind of bad names. There was this guy named Gecko because he kind of just like was like a gecko. We call them fuck. face because he had a fucked up.

And then there's this guy named Twitch because he had a Twitch. Which is bad. That's kind of insensitive. Why were all of the counselors tweakers of some sort? They weren't. They were good Mormon kids. There's a Mormon camp. Can I tell you something really funny about my camp that you like?

So now this camp, Camp Henry, Lego Michigan, loved my life. I went there so many times. It's such an awesome place. Now the younger kids in my family are dying. Oh, wow. And I convinced the that there is a sculpture of me in the bog somewhere. There's this giant, like, mapped out bog with, like,

so these two little girls were running through a swamp looking for my statue. That is evil. Or a whole summer, dude. And when they got back there, dad and I were like, no, it's there. You guys, he didn't look hard enough. It's really disappointing. Laugh, fucker. Yeah.

Sorry. this social interaction. It's funny. It's so cute. It's so cute. I think abusing children is not. Oh, shit. Ew. No. Fucking woker.

I'd probably believe that there was a statue of you. I mean, I did some pretty epic things if I can't hold, to be honest. God, you must, you're nieces and nephews, and I just picture the way I picture you and the pedestal I put you on. Yeah. I imagine they just must be like, you must be like God to them. No. Yeah.

Well, that's, I mean, God would say that. I will sit there. When Will, when Will went to Disney, he told me that he was like, book everything. Book it up. Make it the best. And like, there's no. And I would be like, are you sure this is expensive? And he's like, anything. I want to be the best day ever.

No, it's incredible. Dude, they had such. I saw that Disney Day and I'm like, I'm going to do that, but maybe without children. You know what I mean? You'll book it for you? Yeah, I was thinking maybe, maybe cutie, you could help me with, but I want you to do that. go with me and we could just do it without kids.

Fun. You guys want to go to... I did. This was... I need you guys to be seated for this. We're sitting? I wasn't planning on getting up. I purchased a...

Shut the fuck up. What's the day? Was Jason the wean busy? That's for a different day. I know I'm going with Valkyuree this year. Qudy seriously, what's the day? Because I am going to be in. Spain for a...

Oh my God, bro. If you are fucking doing another vacation, you're cut from the pod. You're not coming to Oogie Boogie Batch. Well, hold on. Let's see what the date is first. Let me get it. I'm going.

Can I suggest something for this Ugy-Buggy? What's our costume? No, no, no. Hear me out. Hear me out. Hear me out. Bipidi, boppity with these guys. What's that?

They won't. No. It's a boutique where they give you a little. makeover. It's so cute. They like hard give you like a prince come over with gel and then they sparkle you up. It's awesome. Okay, don't say the date because I don't want these freaks coming.

Okay, but we'll bleep out the date. It's this date. Oh, fuck, thank God. I'll be back. I'll be here. I think I'll be. I don't know. We've got to ask my team. Okay, costume though. What should we be? I think we should hit up Celichu and I think we should go big this year.

Okay. We went pretty big the last time. I think here's my idea. Was that last year? Different franchises ago. Different franchises. Here are my ideas. No, I want us to be the same.

Same franchise. Here my ideas at least. Okay. Full-blown Woody. I'm talking boots, vest, Andy written on the heel, whole shebang, follow me, walk with me. Maui.

Tattoos. Oh, yeah. Giant fucking hair. I don't even know which one that is. Oh, oh, we're not doing the same. That's what that. Cudy Cinderella, I think you in a full Cinderella fit, walking it back, running it back. Are you allowed to do that on Oogie Boogie?

Yeah. Oogie Boogie is the only time you're actually allowed to cosplay. Okay. And then what are you? To infinity. So you're gonna have two toy stories and then- Yeah, we gotta be something. I'm Moana and she's-

We can do duo cues too. Oh my gosh, he could be the pig. The pig. From Toy Story. Yeah, he is a fucking pig. Why can't I be something cool from toys? You could be the dinosaur! What does he story do you?

Oh my gosh, me and his dog could be the sleepy dog. I got an idea. Oh. That would be the most inconvenient, just the whole thing. Burb-be-bur-per-ber-ber-bh. And she can't go on the right. eyes either. I go on most of them. So you'll be the butt and then

he'll be the butt. Why am I the butt? He should be the butt. No, you should be the butt. It just makes terror terror? No. God's so fine. I don't know. I don't do it. It's so good. Listen, we can do Toy Story. I'm looking at Toy Story characters and we'll pick one. Do you? Did I tell you the time that Christian for Halloween he went to Key West and he

went, him and his friends were going to be, his girlfriend was going to be Bo Pea. and he was going to be one of the sheep and his sheep was just literally just underwear and that was it right and as one does the bo-peep didn't show up and so he was just a slutty little sheep without he was just a twink in underwear yeah he was just an underwear to be honest no one minded I'm sure at the party yeah we just met and I didn't hear from for there's no there's no good characters other than Buzz Lightyer and Woody Okay, here we go.

Woody, Buzz, Sid. Oh, fun. Sid. And isn't there like a princess-type bo-peep? Yeah. I could be Bo-Peep. Oh, so we can be Toy Story. I'm really sad on the slinky dog right now.

You could do a solo slinky dog and just have a butt that follows you. I'll be Mr. Potato Head. Oh, my God. That's so funny. Let's make us on Mr. Potato-Head. Anyway, it's going to be fun. Yeah. figured out.

If you guys have ideas, let us tell. Ew, what. I'm sorry. It's the. morning, I'm old. You know what's hard? Disney doesn't have many properties where there are like

a big floor characters. Okay, there's got, we could be the incredible. Beauty and the Beast, him as the fucking candelabra would be really. Yeah, you're a good candelagra. Can I have a cooler character? Like, can we make another hotter version of?

There is Gaston, but unfortunately I don't think you get to be guessed. This is Gaston. No one fights like Gaston. No one fucks like Gaston. No one sucks and he butts and he rolls like He doesn't have the charisma to be guest on. He's the villain.

Oh. He's guest on your beast and then he ends up being... Gallagher. Villains have great charisma. Yeah. Oh, we could be villains. All villains is great. Yeah.

Okay. Ursula. Yeah, that makes sense. That would be good. Yeah. That would be good. Ursula? I'm trying to think of like what.

I'll be... Guest on still works as a villain. I'll be the villain in Aladdin. Oh, Jafar? Oh, Jafar? I like that. No, no. I'm guest-themed.

Yeah, I'm-guessed. I'm-themed. Okay. Okay. Or Corella. That's, yeah. Okay, throwing a wrench in the system here. Sure.

I was thinking about Spider-Man. No. What? What do you mean you were thinking about Spire? I was thinking I could be Spider-Man. You can be Spider-Man at your own little gay party, not at any of me. Wait, what the fuck? Wait.

Wait. That's like some shit I would say Be like, hey guys, I think I should be Goku What do you mean? He's technically own Marvel Disney property I know but like that's so crazy It's just like out of nowhere

We're talking about like classic Disney characters And you're like Yeah I think I'll be Spider-Man I'm too old and he's funny No well yeah It's okay It's hard getting older You have the body for it

Oh not anymore I look at myself in the mirror Oh my god shut up What about what about though? Hear me out. Steve Rogers. Who's that? Captain America.

Oh, yeah. You show up. Shield, pecks popping, the veil back. Is that inappropriate for Disney? No. No. What do I get to be? My wife.

Is it got a lot? I'm just sorry. Great. What's Captain American? He has a wife, doesn't it? Yeah, he's got a wife. Yeah, there's other superheroes. I don't just have to be a wife.

I can be like Black Widow. Captain American is banging. You would make a sick Scarlet Witch. I could be a Scarlet Witch. Okay, sorry. Not just your dumb-ass wife. Well, I thought... You could be Mystique doing...

We could do Hulk with him. We could do Hulk with him. Yeah, I should be Blue Naked Lady. Oh, I just meant like, Mystique as in just you. Oh, the human version. Yeah. Oh, okay. Well, yeah.

I guess I don't need to show up the Disney naked. You could be my wife. We should do that one now. I don't... What? I would really like to... Cosplay with your... Love is okay with it.

We should go to a place where nobody knows us. so we can be a husband and wife. What does that mean? I don't know. What a strange fantasy. He wants to have sex with me. No, we don't have to have sex. No, we've got to consummate.

No. Don't say ew to me. No, I'm sure having sex with you is great. It's not. No, thanks, bloodwig. Tired a lot. I don't. You guys see this enthusiasm is what you get?

No, I'm sure it's incredible. I'm sure you have incredible sex and it's beautiful and natural. Jesus. Well, you're the one that's the one that wants to have it with me. don't have any interest in that. It's kind of messed up. So you think I'm ugly? No, I think you're hot.

You don't want to fuck cutie? That's fucked up. That's really me. I would totally do it and be down with it. Gross, chill. Okay. Calm down. I would.

I'm going to have to tell Ludwig. No, no, no. We'll tell him I would be right. He's going to beat your ass. No, no. I'm sure he would do the same to Christian if he was gay. You would fuck Christian? I think 100%.

Ludwig, if you're listening, you're not. But if you are. I don't know if he's ever listened to an episode of this podcast ever in his No, we haven't talked shit about the yard in a minute. I know. Yeah, let's talk shit about the yard. I actually really wanted to talk shit about the yard. And I was meant to do it in front of San Francisco, but I'll do it tonight in Seattle.

I mean, you did. You talked about sucking off slime. Oh, I did. That's more. That wasn't talking shit. It's just, you know, we, yeah. No, but I'm just saying it's been. We'd give him mouth support.

I did say I would suck off slime while he does an impression of me. Good job, Will, suck it. So what is your guys a plan for Seattle tonight? Well, we're going to... Same thing? Well, I'm a little nervous. Well, I'm a little nervous because we're on a tight flight schedule, and we're basically one delay from missing the entire show.

So, you know, don't... Fox News, if you're watching, it may not happen, but I do have a private jet just in case we miss... We'd have no choice. Question. We'd have no choice. Would you get on the plane? Just saying...

Yeah, that's right. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. You would miss the show. Dude, I got, the thing is, hold on, but could we,

because they're going. Like a beach craft or something. They're going through my old, my old controversies right now. They're talking with the David Dobrick plane or whatever. Yeah, there's like one, in 2016 or 2017, I was invited to an award show

where I was nominated for Best Breakout show for the breakdown. And I was up against my mortal enemy, Sean Evans for hot ones, because it was like around the same time where he made hot ones and I had made the breakdown for the upstairs. He's fabulous. And yeah, of course he skyrocketed the success after that and he defeated me handily that night and doesn't know that I exist.

Actually, that's not true we met at Time 100 event. Anyway, whatever. And they asked me like, do you, there's, we've chartered a private jet for David Dobrick and his friends. The crew. The Dobrick crew. What was it called? Whatever. The vlog squad.

Yeah, so I was like, sure, fuck it, why not? And I got on that goddamn plane and there's that photo of me that's still of me turning around. Yeah, I see that, yeah. In the in the vlog. And now all the Republicans are using it to be like, Hassan Piker flies all the time. Went to the Epstein Island. Yeah. No, they did try to do that.

That's awesome. They tried to do that too. They said you went to that. That's crazy when the president is Donald Trump. Yeah, the president is Donald Trump. All of this is crazy. And they were people trying to say like. Donald Trump. The president is Donald Trump, but they were trying to say, like, I got on a private jet to go to EFstein Island.

It's like, first of all, I would be a victim in that situation. Like, the age doesn't match up. So it, none of it meant sense. Yeah, like, it's insane, right? They're like, they, these guys have no object. Donald Trump, I, I regularly remember meeting Hassan on Little St. James. He was 17 at the time. It just, like, doesn't, I'd be literally, like, 13, which is, you know, Unlike you calling up. That's when the Turkish delight is the sweetest.

Yeah. And these guys have no object permanent. They make it seem like I've always been this person since the 90s. Yeah. Like, I've always been successful in 35. The country learned that Donald Trump drew a naked girl on a birthday card for Jeffrey Epstein. And we just kind of blew past it. Yeah, 100%.

It was really funny when he tried to sue the Wall Street Journal for releasing that. to be like, it's not real, and then lost that as well. Yeah. Which proved once again that it definitely was real. I signed it, but it wasn't me. And then they gave him, so he did the White House press dinner. The White House Press correspondent's dinner, the one that, you know, didn't get attacked by some crazy guy.

And at that dinner, Donald Trump had to gift an award and sit there and watch as the Wall Street Journal reporter that he sued won an award for fucking car. and like reporting. That's pretty funny. America's so messed up. It's such an insane. Let's flip topic. Judy's depersonalizing right now.

No, I was thinking about how I got my nails done yesterday and they kind of nicked my fingers. And now I'm scared of my have hepatitis. Oh, fuck. I think we need to hit up that guy that we met in line last night. Yeah. They, they, they, you have the vaccine. They sanitize. I don't know if I do.

You do. I promise. Really? It's every, if you go into the state record. I remember where I was born. Yeah, they, yeah. There's a chance I don't. No, you definitely do.

Really? Believe me. Trust me. The state has record of it. Go to a CVS. This is what I, because I thought I had hepatitis last month. And I went, because I, before I went to Europe, I was like, I need to get my shot. Are you glad we switched topics? I went, I went and got my shot because I was like, I may need hepatitis because I'm in Germany and I was going to fuck a lot, right?

That's what I was like. You can't get. You can't get hepatitis from fucking? Yeah, you do? I didn't know. If you fuck this much. Yeah. You good.

I thought you could. Fuck a lot, you could. I was like, okay, I need to make sure. And then I went in and they're like, you have, we have record of when you got it all the way back to like 2005. Really? The CVS did. The CVS did. Wow.

Because it's state records. That's good to know. So you could go to CVS and be like, do I need this shot? And they'll be like, no, you don't. You had it here. And it's a multi-round shot. That's really good. I have something that I wanted to cover yesterday.

Yes. It's a, it's a stadium. Newsworthy topic. Yes. Oh, no. I wasn't going to talk about the president. mentioning me. But that did happen. And I guess I mean it's it's our Monday episode. But yeah, the anniversary 821 when I said, you know, something that I don't mean America deserve.

I say America doesn't deserve. I just want to say for the record the fear and podcast condemns to Sison Piker. Yes. I condemn myself in 2019. It's now in every attack ad. Foxxas talks about every now, whatever. But yeah, Donald Trump came out yesterday. in a rally and said, Abdul al-Sayed, we put the clip. A gentleman named Osama bin Laden. Have you heard of him? Knocked down the World Trade Center.

She gave him a lot of money, and he recently campaigned with a communist fanatic, who says that America deserved 9-11. We deserved it, right? We deserved all that death, destruction. He said, Abdul-El-Said is hanging out with a communist who said America deserved 9-11. So that was my, my, my,

first ever Trump mentioned, but that's not what I want to talk about. I want to talk about why Trump is in the news lately. What happened? I feel like you guys will appreciate this. All right. Before I get into the story about Natalie Harp, we must unfortunately cut it and go into the Patreon for the international working class. It's patreon.com slash fear. And if you still want to get tickets, if it hasn't sold out yet for Los Angeles, California, you don't want to want to miss out, go to tour.bure.com. Go to www.bureen.com. I'll see you later.

That is the fear you see. Because I never want to bring you anything but joy. I'm sorry I lost my focus. You are all that matters to me. I don't ever, I don't want to ever let you down. Thank you for being my guardian

and protector in this life. That's what I wanted to use this card for when you saw me at the cash register and once again did what you didn't have to do and gifted me with mementos of this trip of a lifetime, a coming of age. I will return a better person. I have to sign off now as the cars are leaving. See you soon with all my heart, Natalie.

And she typed that or she write it. Natalie, that's beautiful. She typed it. She wrote the Natalie part. Is she still working for him? Yes.