Fear& - Donald Trump's Favorite Podcast | Fear&

Episode Date: November 11, 2024

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you can be a politician Let him do his thing. Ay, ay, ay, ay, por Dios. Yo voy a votar por Donald Trump. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, heard it, a new golden age of America Is upon us Donald Trump has been elected The 47th president of the United States

And 45th And 45th, folks And some might say 46 Right, and as a gay man And a woman I'm not a woman, for the record I'm a gay man and a woman, I'm not a woman for the record. I'm a gay man. No, as a gay man and a woman.

And I can tell you that. And a heterosexual. And a heterosexual. Tall guy. Allegedly heterosexual. I think out of the three of us, the first person on the deportation gulag list is probably going to be me. Oh, you think so? Yeah, for sure. I'm safe. Look at me.

She's a Mormon white lady. You're a white gay guy who is the most straight passing dude on the planet as number one. I am a political dissident. She went, I'm getting less straight passing. I'm thinking about I should lean back.

You get ears pierced. I'm a political dissident Who has Who's just been misunderstood Honestly All this Israel stuff I'll be honest you're lucky you're so hot Let's just get it out of the way As you guys know I love

The nation state of Israel At the Fear End podcast We don't do politics And honestly my love for the nation state of israel okay at the fear end podcast we don't do politics i don't honestly my love for the nation state of israel transcends politics please don't throw me in jail cutie and i live in completely different universes i'm so happy i'm sitting over here because i don't know if that's i don't know what that means you just know don't worry i'm saying all the right stuff also yeah also i think that this woke nonsense must stop i i am i've always been my name is hank i've never i've not an anchor baby don't look that up no what's an

anchor baby uh people that gave people that are on the deportation list people that give birth to like like children marsh said marsh is an anchor shut up shut up no he's not everybody stop that's not true march is uh also not even mexican he's he's what are you over there little guy yeah marsh is very greek yeah no he's japanese yeah he's he's asian yeah he's he's asian of different but not... He's Asian. Yeah, he's Asian of different... But not Chinese, not the bad kind. I'm not Lebanese. You're fine.

No one cares. You're fine. You're good. I'm fine, too. We're all fine. Not me. Cutie, so... You're born...

What if I want an abortion? I don't know if you know this. Oh, that's true. Well, you're California. But I don't know if you know this. You can have it here. Okay. The election just took place. I know't know if you know this. What if I want an abortion? I don't know if you know this. Oh, that's true. Well, you're California. But I don't know if you know this. You can have it here. Okay. The election just took place.

I know. Okay. Kind of stressful. Yeah. How did you feel during the election process? I guessed Trump was going to win in the beginning. Really? Yes.

I said this when you were like, it's going to be a landslide. I was like, I think Trump's just going. I thought Kamala was going to win. Did you throw an election night party? Yeah. You did? No, I didn't. No, I didn't. I thought you would. I was busy. I you throw an election night party? Yeah. You did? No, I didn't. What?

I thought you would. I was busy. I'm working on this dumbass streamer award. She didn't invite you. Well, no. Look, I... Okay, speaking of which, I think I didn't... Hassan was going to make...

He wanted me to fly down and be by his side on election night. That's cute. Why didn't you? Well, because I had a weekend with my uncle where I took him for his birthday, his 70th birthday. We went to two football games back to back. He voted for Trump. No, I did not celebrate him. I did not vote for Trump.

No, your uncle did. Oh, my uncle did vote for Donald Trump. That's what I'm saying. You should not have rewarded him. And instead, you should have been here, ass on the seats. I didn't watch the election with him. I watched it with my parents. My whole family voted for Trump and I am never talking to them again.

Actually, I lit their houses on fire. Well, good for you. Respect. Except is what I would say. What? If I was a disgusting lib, I'm not. I love making America great again. And as a fan of making America great again, I'm here to tell you, once again, Donald Trump,

greatest president of all time. I'm making a right-wing pivot. Yeah, I've decided. I think I could be like, somebody said I look like a guy that would vote, a gay guy that would vote for Trump. You don't even look like a gay guy. You look like just a guy that would vote a gay guy that would vote for Trump. You don't even look like a gay guy. You look like just a guy that would vote for Trump. Wait, really? Yes.

If you were to... Hasan has this camo sweatshirt merch, the John Brown merch. Yeah, but it's patched up. I get dirty ass looks when I land in California because they think that I'm some

neurotic conservative dude. That's like wearing camo. And so I get so many fucking dirty looks. No. And I try to be like, I used to have a sticker on the back of my phone that said, I'm so gay. And I would just like,

kind of like try to show it off. Fake phone calls. Hey, yeah. Calling my homosexual manant that I have gay sex with. But anyway, I do

have a lot of privilege. So much so that people don't even believe that I'm gay when I tell them. Not until I am inside of them do they understand. I'm a homosexual. You just have to prove it to them. You don't want to do it and them. You know what I mean? That's what I'm saying.

A lot of people. You don't want to do it. And then you're like. What am I supposed to do? Had to prove it to you. Yeah. They're like, I don't believe you. Yeah.

You know? Anyway. How's everybody doing? Other than the fact that the world is collapsing and we're all going to die. I think everything's like not that bad. Right? Not yet. Not yet.

He's not president yet. He's not in the office yet. Yeah. Everything. I'm like chilling. Day one, he's starting deportations. So that's cool. Oh, really? He's not president yet. He's not assumed office yet. Yeah, everything. I'm like chilling. Day one, he's starting deportations. So that's cool. Oh, really?

He said that? Yeah. You know what? I figured I did the math. January 20th. We're going to be in Japan. But you're afraid of flying, so you won't be in Japan. I won't be here.

But we are going to be in Japan three days after the... Oh. I didn't even calculate that. Looks like we're not going to japan anymore folks there's a lib january 6th no lib 6 is well no that'll be january 23rd no that's what i mean like instead of they're not going to do like the vote certification they're not going to infiltrate but what if they were trying to do an inauguration january 6th but that would have that's january 20th so three days late you'll cover it all it'll be that's crazy there's a three-day impact that's i would have to be there

no come on i would have to go you'd have to be in dc yeah i'd do that you would cover you would you do it yeah wait that's awesome about that like have they been talking about i've thought about that a lot like gay, gay January 6th. Because HVAC business owners are obviously the Republican Party profession. HVAC business owners, real estate developers, realtors. What's the most liberal job you can think of? And people were saying accountant, consultant, marketing manager. The interior designer.

Interior designer. And then they're all like but the thing is january 6th is funny because it was like all like you know fat maga hogs that flew in from like kansas that own jet ski dealerships trying to like crawl up the fucking steps to go to the capitol like we just have a bunch of yoga instructors go. Athletes, gay athletes. Live January 6th, they'd be shredded, I feel like. They would be super in shape. That's what kills me. Liberals are generally in much better physical condition than the average hog.

I don't know if you can generalize that. You can't generalize that. But I know what you mean. No, this is actually fascinating. I know some attractive Republicans. Yeah. I mean, I do too. I mean, I do too. I mean, I don't, I've never had sex with one.

Are you sure you're not farting? No. Hassan, it's gotta be your dog. Oh, God. Oh, I smell it too now. It's so bad. No, it is. Kaya.

Kaya, get. Kaya. Oh, get, get. You're awesome. No, why is she doing this? It's going through you. I'm scratching. Kaya, get, get. I'm scratching. Kai, get.

Get. Kai, get out of here. I'll be honest. In your defense, Kai, I don't smell it. Okay. Oh, she's just going to fart. Oh, she's looking back at me. She's looking back at me like, what did I do?

I don't know why she started farting. It stinks, dude. Did you eat or something? No, I finally switched her feed to adult puppy food. Oh, that's why she's adjusting. I finally switched her feed to adult puppy food. Like from puppy food to adult food. And she's been farting a lot. And it is gnarly. And she'll fart when I'm about to go to sleep. And it's like,

and she's snoring. I don't know what the fuck happened to the dog. It's weird. She just snores all the time and farts now. Trump's America. Yeah, literally. It's still here it is it's it's like residual smell it am i do i have covid i don't think yeah i'm way too i just don't smell it but yeah lib january 6 you got like yoga instructors and shit i feel like it's gonna be lit you know i don't wear the pussy. I don't think I'll go to that. You are the biggest lib.

Yeah, no. I don't think I'll go to that. And you love flying. I do love flying. Yeah, we got to go to the women's march. I go to lib six for the party. We got to go to women's march. They're not going to allow those anymore.

There's a women's march? Yeah. Marching them right to the freaking kitchen. Wait, hold on. Women's Yeah. Can I be there? Marching them right to the freaking... Kitchen. Kitchen. Yeah. Wait, hold on. Women's march. Can I be there?

Would it be kind of awkward? There's one every... I know, but it's a march for women. You can be an ally. I've attended the women's march. Okay. I go to the gay parade. Oh, that's true.

That's true. You thought the women's march was just women? I thought maybe it'd be weird to be like, hey, why is a man here? It's so problematic. That's not how that works. Do you think when women say men are trash that it's all men i mean no you get butt hurt does that do i get butt hurt i do because it's correct because i am i say men are trash yeah when women say men are trash all the time because yeah because they i mean often they are we all when when you say men are trash all the time. Yeah. I mean, often they are. They are.

We all, when you say men are trash, everybody knows who you're talking about. So if you get offended by that as a man, you are one of those men. When I did. Yeah, no, that's why I get offended. That's what it is. When I was in, I used to have to do a bunch of like manager trainings and shit like that back when I was in corporate. And I remember one manager training specifically, I don't remember whose book it is i've read all of them probably that sandra

one that's like lean on me that whatever um some sort of training was like hey when managing people if there is a minor enough offense that it's not worth like pulling someone in for a one-on-one it is better to say like hey guys make sure at the end of every shift everybody's taking out their garbage right even though it's just fucking like clarissa's lazy ass that's never taking out the garbage you make it general and then the person it's about is gonna take that personally and that's on them and they're gonna fix that so when you say men are trash ah if you are if you are if you are taking that personally you need to self-reflect no it's like when people say like all women are sluts i'm like i wish

okay that's it wait but that's not they do that men say that men will be like all women are that's one is like you think that women should reflect wait Wait, what do you mean? There's no difference. What are you talking about? How is that different? Hold on, hold on, hold on. Men are trash. Wait, I actually don't know. All women are slut.

If you say all women are sluts and I don't actually take it personal, that means that they're just putting it at people that they're mad at. No, that's not how that works. What are you talking about? Wait, I don't understand what you're talking about. Because they're just mad at certain people because of themselves. I think you're wrong. I'm just not smart enough to defend what you're saying. You think I'm wrong?

I think you're wrong. I know you're wrong, but I don't know how to describe it. That's why I'm wrong. This is my job! Do you want me to describe it or not? I have a mansplain alert. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Okay, sure. Let's hear it, Hasan. Tell us why you think women aren't all sluts.

We think we are. Let's hear it, Hasan. Tell us why you think women aren't all sluts, you fucking pig. We think we are. No, it's just... Let her be a slut. It's more so about... Okay, slut's the wrong word because that's like a made-up word. Because of... What? Slut is a made-up word.

Okay, okay. Before we dive into the etymology of the word slut... We're taking back the power of slut. Can I just say something? We are sluts. We like to fuck a lot. It comes from... I don't.

It stems from... I'm so tired. It stems from... I'm so tired. It stems from the power dynamic and the structures that we exist under. Boo. So when women are saying men are trash, right? Yes. Under a patriarchal society, a male-dominated society, historically and right now, that is coming from a place of victimhood. When a woman says men are trash,

it doesn't have any sort of additional associations with it. There's no extra discrimination, extra systemic discrimination, whereas women have... They do be trash. Whereas women have been objectified and notoriously ridiculed and humiliated for oftentimes expressing their their uh you know sexual desires and slut shame it was about okay

here was the example i meant to say if men if women say men are shopping no shut up if men if i say men are trash and you take that personally, it's probably because you're trash. If men were to say women are trash, I would only take that personally if I was trash. That's what I meant to say. Slut was the wrong word. I meant to just say trash.

I got you. I meant to say the same thing without thinking about it. I just used a word. So there's a patriarchy. Sometimes I just be yapping. Do you think one day we'll have a matriarchy? No. No?

I don't know. Hassan, what do you think? I mean, we've had matriarchal societies through our culture. He's so fucking smart. I can't get him on shit. When? I think like indigenous, some indigenous cultures have been matriarchal.

There is like a village in, I wonder if it's in China. If I'm not mistaken, there's a village somewhere in Asia where it's like still a female dominated society. Is it cool? Yeah. That's dope.

Do they like bully men? Like flick their penises? Yeah. Is that what men do to women do they flick their clits no uh no i don't think so that's how men but if i feel like if women were to discriminate against how men do systemic violence towards women by flicking their clits ow that would suck yeah yeah i don't even know what a clitoris looks like no i don't even know why we talk about politics on this i didn't think that was politics yeah i was just saying everything is politics um that it's all men yeah men are a big problem just kidding guys i don't agree because

my lord and savior donald trump is a man and reason, March, my Greek friend, is also agreeing. Yeah. Not an anchor baby. Not an anchor baby. Not at all. So remember that. Don't worry, March. We will protect you.

Customs and Border Patrol, Department of Homeland Security, and our brave soldiers at ICE, Immigrations and Customs Enforcement. We are not anchor babies. I don't even know any. I don't know any personally either. I don't know them. I don't like them. I hate the I don't like them. Yeah.

Anyway. I wanted to talk about something that maybe old news. I have something to talk about. Okay. Excuse you. That was crazy. I wanted to talk about something I have something to talk about Okay excuse you That was crazy That was insane It was kind of mean I'm delirious guys

I've been doing 13 hour days Every day Part of me wants to let him because it was so mean But the other part of me doesn't want to let him Is this Trump's America? Yeah Is this Trump's America? Yeah. Is this Trump's America? Yeah, that's right.

Red-blooded patriots are finally taking the country back. Well, anyway, it's about the Streamer Awards? Yeah, no, you go ahead first. I have something about the Streamer Awards, too, which I think is so funny. You go first. Well, mine isn't about the Streamer Awards. I have another thing about the Streamer Awards. But the thing I want to talk about now, it may be old news, but I want to talk about

it because a guy with a last name,sey used one of my favorite words okay he didn't use it he called no he used it no he used it okay so uh uh do you give him the pass well i will get to it okay so movie okay so uh we going to roll the clip. Okay, should I put it into context and say what happens in the clip? Yes. So, Travis, who's his brother? Jason. Jason Kelsey. America's brother. America's brother was walking on a college campus

when he was shouted at by some random dude. One second. I need to add something to the story because it's important. It wasn't just simply walking on a college campus. He is in his home state on a home turf in Pennsylvania. This is important.

And he's also open carrying a, a, a 12 pack of beers and he's slamming one back while he's walking on college campus on game day. Go ahead. That's awesome. Okay, go ahead. So,

some guy, random dude, yells out to him and calls him a faggot. I think he called his brother. Yeah. Oh. He called Travis Kelsey. Let's just watch thegot. I think he called his brother. Yeah. Oh.

He called Travis Kelsey. Let's just watch the clip. I'm terrible. You fucking ruined the story. You didn't even watch it. Let's watch the clip. I did. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. One second. One second. one second our non-anchor baby is fixing the volume yeah this is why we should have hired an undocumented immigrant instead i wish we could find an undocumented immigrant somewhere to help us. We should have hired a Mexican anchor baby instead of our fucking Greek American citizen, not an anchor baby.

Oh! Oh! So, okay. Nothing's more gay than dating Taylor Swift. I love that. So, the guy yells, how does it feel that your brother is a faggot and dating Taylor Swift? Four. Four dating Taylor Swift.

I know. What's wrong with you? That's what's important. That is the thing that makes you gay is dating Taylor Swift. I don't understand. Yeah. I don't understand. It's like, how does that make you gay?

Nothing is gayer than dating a woman. Yeah, you should have been dating a man instead, like a real man. So Jason Kelsey goes and finds this guy and takes his phone, slams it down to the concrete, and says, who's the faggot now? Yeah, this is the alternate view. And I just must say. it turned you on it yeah it i don't know what happened to me when i heard that but i feel like this is an appropriate use of the word okay so you're giving him the past i kind of want to give him the i think that many people have already given him the past like we need to this is what straight people need to do with the word.

Okay. Don't call us. We give it to you. I can't maybe do this. I don't know when I'm supposed to use that. But like that is what, there have been so many times. Next time I get shoulder bumped, I say, who's that? No, like I've had this fantasy of being called a faggot and doing that exact thing and calling

them a faggot right there and said, who's the faggot and doing that exact thing and calling them a faggot right at that and said, who's the faggot now? You do. Yeah, why don't you just, just, you can make it happen, I think.

You think I can do, I don't want to pick a fight on a very peaceful person, right? I'm not a fighter. The next time a Karen gets mad at you on a plane,

just say it. Just call her. You're just worried that you're going to get fucking assassinated by a dude in a ford pickup truck because you know you called them the f slur well i just i don't it's just like a white nationalist i do i do feel because i i feel like you know if some of these people that are so homophobic you call them the f slur they it would really hurt them like

they would feel so i don't know if they feel anything i think no they'd be like i'm not one of those and they get really angry because they're not secure with themselves i think most of the time most homophobic people are projecting to some capacity they're just mad that they can't live their real life yeah if you're homophobic you're probably a little gay probably genuinely yeah probably or you're really mad that you you're probably a little gay. Probably. Yeah. Probably. Or you're really mad that you have some suppressed feelings about never being able to live your life to the fullest. And so you see people that are really being themselves and you're so envious that you want to call them names.

That's so true. Damn. It is true. Do you think that's how Jason felt? Yeah. Fucking popped off. He's like, don't call my brother gay. I was looking at some comments on Twitter and they were like, wow, he's forgiven and he can top me.

All the gays love this. The gay community love this. You know what I love right now? I love the world turning on Mudang. Don't even bring her up. It is my most favorite thing in the entire world so we're cooking her like a brisket if you guys don't know mudang predicted that donald trump was going to be our president i'm an advocate of mudang from day one it was unfortunate that she voted for donald trump

however um there's this there's my favorite twitter post so far she's 100 correct so far it's a it's a picture of her that says like mudang predicts the next president and someone retweeted this and predict a salad fatty just so many unhinged mudang quote tweets right now. I am saying to the fear and nation, if you see them, please tag me in them. They make me so happy. We're,

we're, we're taking her, we're taking her ass out. We're eating her. There's no fucking shot. I love her so much. I think she's very cute. She was all cute and shit.

And now all of a sudden, you know, her career is fucking falling off and immediately right wing pivot. Fuck you. Mudang. That's what I got to say. Will hated Mudang from the jump. So I guess he was right on that front.

All I'm going to say is. That's Will projecting because he hates. He hated himself when he was fat. And Mudang is a cute little fatty. And he's jealous that she gets to be a cute little fatty. And he doesn't. That's what it is. Everything's projection.

Austin will understand this joke i think but it's a alan lickman and his fucking 13 keys failed spectacularly where mood hang rose from the ashes that fucking goddamn hippo's smarter than mr political scientist that fucking justin bieber fuck ass cut mr you hated you were happy yes because bro because it's fucking bullshit this guy tried to predict the election with 13 keys and they were all like just ran but he would You hated Lickman. You were happy that he was wrong. Because, bro, because it's fucking bullshit. This guy tried to predict the election with 13 keys, and they were all just random shit. But he would always be like, I'm the one who turns the keys, and I'm turning the keys. And all these fucking liberals were so excited. They're like, ugh, all these liberals.

I was not. You were not a key guy. You were not a key guy. I wasn't a key guy. You're too me-pilled to be a key guy. No, no. I literally was on the phone with my mom, and I'm like, I had to pause myself.

I'm like, oh my God, I'm Hasan now. I feel like I'm Hasan talking to me four years ago. It's just like, so... I was on the phone with my mom. I was like, mom, you have to improve their material conditions. Mom, you have to improve their material conditions in order for them to, you know. No, I think I have an army of you in my community because like I'm getting reports back from my

brave, loyal soldiers in the chat being like, no, my mom gets it now. Like my mom is like, they're like, they're like my mom and dad. I talked to them. They're like, yeah, we got to go more progressive. This shit is like unacceptable. I told, I told my parents, I're like, yeah, we got to go more progressive. This shit is unacceptable. I told my parents, I was like, you got to think about it. Think about it. Instead of blaming minorities, think about, did the Democrats do anything to get these people to go vote for them? Yeah, they didn't. They actively

pushed them away. So anyway, we're not doing politics. If you could call anybody the F-slur, who would it be? Hassan. Hassan? Yeah. Really? Just casually for fun. Just imagine I walk

in the house one day and I say, good evening, and then I just rip it. He calls me the F-slur all the time. Yeah, but if I said it, it would hit different. I only call you the F-slur when you call me the F-slur. I'm just kidding, y'all. He never called me the F-slur. That's not true. I've called you the S-er when you call me the S-er. I'm just kidding, y'all. He never called me the S-er.

That's not true. I've called you the S-er. He loves it. No, I do. I think it's funny. I think it's funny. It takes me back to my roots. Give him a little swirly.

Give him a little nipple twister. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Fuck his hair up a little bit. Fuck yeah. I'm all into that. And then he gets a boner. It's awkward. I know. I don That's what I'm talking about. Fuck his hair up a little bit? Fuck yeah. I'm all into that. And then he gets a boner. It's awkward. I know. I don't get hard when you do that. Come on, man.

That shit's gay. Trump's president now. I have exciting news. Wait. Hold on. What? Who would you call the F-slur? Mudang. Ted Cruz. You can do that

ted cruz tweet it right now i'm gonna tweet it right now fuck that i can't i've got a brand i know happened to me too yeah go ahead anyway i uh this is exciting news for me and Hasan. Forever ago, I know. We're engaged. No. Why did you let them know? I already got you that ring.

The aura ring? Yeah. You guys keep trying to push that will they want thing. We don't try. The one between Hasan and I, there's an entire YouTube channel. It's like because you have aura. That's why. You have W Riz.

You're so skivity. Anyway, go ahead. Me or him? Quit interrupting women. Trump's not president yet. Biden's still president. Okay. So Hassan and I are big fans of a very niche franchise.

What? Provo's Most Eligible. No. So. No. franchise what provost most eligible no so no if you don't know what this is provost most eligible is a youtube channel where they essentially do the bachelor but with a bunch of people from byu idaho and it is cinema it has it has some of my favorite moments i endorse it yeah some of my favorite lines um wait i'm going back i'm going back to the tank right now um you're such a kiss hungry harlot that's what lip hungry sorry lip hungry you're such a lip hungry harlot and and there was that very obviously he's come out as bi but he was at the time he was very he was very it was clear it was like yeah and there was that one girl who just like wanted to have babies right away and was just like

talking about how she talks to her babies and they're not real and just i interviewed one of the girls yeah it's an incredible series on youtube it holds up i recently recently i re-watched it like two years ago on stream it's amazing i've told caroline she needs to watch it it's great those people are like 30 now they're incredible i don't care where they are old they can do it when they're 75 i don't care it's incredible and so forever ago it's like they they have two seasons and all of a sudden they stopped and so forever ago i dm'd them and i said what's up what's the hold up where's season three i said where is it and they're like oh we like you

know it's like expensive and i was like i've got two sponsors with your name on it you made it happen i said i said you need some money you put me down to sponsor it yes what the fuck yes i said you need some money like i will throw money at the problem. And you told him? No, I just was going to steal some. Oh. I like that. I knew he'd like it. Because I said, I would be happy to sponsor as long as we can, like, ethically react to your content on stream.

And they were like, that's amazing. I'm leaking. But their first response to me was like, we'd love to involve you in the show. Will you and Hasan fly down to Provo and be in the show? And I was like. You said yes, right? I said, I don't fly. Beauty.

Thank God. My ass is not going to fucking. Where is it? BYU? BYU. Are you kidding me? That would be awesome. Wouldn't that be so funny?

You should do it. Anyway, they announced on their Instagram that they're working on season three anyway. I don't know at what capacity it will help them. I told them we'd give them some monies. How many views did it get? I don't know. It wasn't that poppin'. It wasn't that poppin', but it's amazing. It's incredible.

I think Noelle might have reacted to it as well. Yeah. It can't be... I think, like, I think Noelle might have reacted to it as well. Yeah, yeah. It's not, it can't be, admittedly, like, I'm not out here, like, Big Buck Jenkins, it can't be that expensive to produce, like, and it's like...

So you're paying for it? No, no, no, no. I'm not paying for the whole thing. I just offer it if they need help. Like, because I want to make it happen. It's so good. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but I don't know. Their first response was like, I'll fly you out. Judy's still a fucking Mormon at heart. She just wants Mormons to good yeah yeah yeah but i don't know their first response you gotta get on a plane judy's a little fucking mormon at heart she just wants mormons you can have children no it's so good it's so good you can drive yeah i could i guess okay i have a a flight slash you're not excited about

it no i am okay i am excited about it and i'm down if you fly i'm down to go there there's not been a plane crash in a long time. There was literally one last week. Five people. Wait, that's stupid. Nobody, I mean, we... Nobody dies. No, no.

Five people did. We care about those people, and God bless them. It was a small plane. That's why he says he doesn't care. Bless their soul. But you're not going to be flying with them. I'm not. Well, I can't.

They're dead. Well, I know, but like... Unfortunately. In commercial air travel. And we can baptize them post-mortem style when we go to... Provo, you don't have a temple record. I had a flame. I'm technically... I actually don't know.

I don't know how to tell if I'm still a member of the church. I sent a letter, but I don't know if they took my stuff out. Can we get special underwear? Yeah. Garments? I can get special underwear. Well, we don't have a temple recommend. We'd have to have someone sneak into the place to buy it.

I mean, we could buy some on the black market for sure. We could buy garments. Black market garments? I could be a Trojan horse for the morning. I want to be out there looking like Mitt Romney. Let me see. I bet you can just buy them online. Okay, well. Chill.

Sorry, sorry, sorry. Okay, I have an announcement I'm going to Oxford Oh yes you are With March And I have I have

Shortened My trip Deliberately Specifically so I can arrive the day of the motherfucking streamer award so I can come to the goddamn streamer Yeah.

So I can come to the goddamn streamer awards afterwards. Oh, you're crazy for that. Okay, Cutie, I have a question about the streamer awards. What? You're sitting in the fucking nosebleeds. You're sitting in the nosebleeds. Yes! Wait, what?

That's why I'm coming. I'm not going to make you sit in the nosebleeds. Okay, but there is a new rule that was passed. A new rule? That I saw that Hoscord made me aware of. It says no gays. No, you have to be eligible for an award. You have to have over 200 streaming hours.

Oh, that's not a new rule. It isn't? How the fuck did I get eligible last time? Because I believe it was shared. That's why. Oh, thank God. Otherwise, I wouldn't have been eligible. I thought that wasn't a new rule.

Nope. I thought that was a rule. It's actually lowered. It used to be 400 hours. Oh, thank you so much. You're so welcome. That's so nice. Because I looked. I was like, man,. It's actually lowered. It used to be 400 hours. Oh. Thank you so much. You're so welcome. That's so nice. You're so welcome.

Because I looked. I was like, man, I got to be close. And then I looked and I was like, oh, I have streamed 20 hours this year. Oh. Really? But I'm streaming eight hours this weekend. What are you doing? I've got a tub show on Saturday with Peach and Cyr.

And then on Sunday, I've got a Lover House with Nick. Oh, my gosh. We had the funniest idea on my stream. You streamed 20 hours this year? Yes, and I did do the calculations. Austin, I streamed 20 hours yesterday. Yes, I know. It's not about one-upping each other.

Yeah, please. By the way, yeah, must have privilege. You don't have a vocal polyp like I do. Okay? I've got a benign vocal polyp. Benign. I can't. I've got a medical condition that makes it soign I can't I've got a medical condition

That makes it so I can only stream 20 hours a year You insensitive Bitch Jerk Bitch What was your idea? Skill issue We were talking on my stream

He's doing a love of hosts for NMP Which is funny It's very 2019 Yeah And so we were like Are you kidding me? It's on its way back You know who asked me to do love of hosts?

Who? Lacey Do it I'm going to I told you You need to do 20 V1s No? Lacey. Do it. I'm going to. I told you. You need to do 20 V1s. You can call him Lover Host, but you need to do him in person. Yes.

I couldn't do it, but I will. I got to call it Lover Host. I like the host element. I like it. But you're talking about different. I want to do in person. Anyway, we were on stream. We were talking about it. We're like, how funny would it be if I threw on a black wig,

came back as dark cutie for like 10 minutes and was just mean to every single person and then left. Wait, like you guys like basically be like, just fucking torch everybody and be like, y'all don't. This is like, I made this show.

I'm just kidding. You're a slut. You're a whore. You're, we can hear you walking down the hall. Loosey goosey. Just say all the most rank, horrible things you can come up with. It would trash the whole episode because nobody would be able to top it.

I know. But I couldn't do it because then, you know. Yeah. Because you have a brand. Take the wig off at some point. Nobody would know. Nobody would know. Dark Cutie's back.

Nobody would know. No.'s back nobody would know no cutie what what your face chain wearing certified phase clan member yeah this week brother banks disappointed some and maybe shocked the world he voted for trump by coming out and not only endorsing Donald Trump, but also defending his endorsement on the Hasanabi broadcast at twitch.tv slash Hasanabi. He went on your stream and defended it? Yes. I didn't know that. He did.

That is, I'm sorry. Now that you've heard this, now that this information has been revealed to you, are you still phasing up or are you phasing down? Oh, I'm phasing up always. Yeah. Thanks for asking. It was a trick question. We're still phasing up.

When she joined the organization, it was unconditional. I also voted. Yeah, for Trump. We filled them all out together. I look respectfully to banks. And then we went and made out with girls. Respectfully to him is not very surprising to me. Why not?

He's rich. Yeah, I looked at him and then i said men are trash no i said men are trash you could i i could literally if he was like in that video the jubilee video trump or but i could just look at my most favorite banks thing i've seen lately there's this picture that was posted of banks making out with a girl on bleachers and someone was like photo of banks and madison beer making out and then banks replies to it he's like i don't know who that was but that wasn't madison which is just so funny i'm like oh my god anyway he's a messy bitch i'll say it i respect his right to vote in this democracy although i fundamentally disagree well have you have you seen the jokes about how, like,

when Trump removes the 22nd Amendment and it's Obama coming back to run? Yeah. It's a funny idea. Wait, I saw that, too, and I kind of got... Don't look at me. Don't. Okay, because I've been reformed as a liberal,

but I do relapse every once in a while. What do you mean? Like, I start to, like, get while. What do you mean? I understand why the Democrats keep losing. I know why the Democrats keep losing and I understand fundamentally what the problems are, but then I get this tingle when I hear Obama's

name. It makes me so horny. Well, he's not coming back. That's not how it works. Also, he sucks. Yeah, I know. Hassan don't like him, but I like him because he's not coming back that's not how it works also he sucks Hassan don't like him but I like him and he tanked the campaign too he doesn't like anyone he ruined Churchill for me

which makes sense I didn't know he was bad until he said that that's what I said great sorry my my dry cleaner wow he's got a dry cleaner my mom imagine being rich it's your mom my mom ordered dry cleaning for something she's snoring kaya no she's growling she no she's snoring she's clocked

no she's right here she's staring at the door growling. I thought she was laying down. No, she's right there. She's looking skinty. So it's just the two of us. Just the two of us. What do you think about Jay Schlatt's Christmas song? I haven't heard it yet, but I was laughing

because I saw his tweet today. Quick, call me a Schlaggett. I fucking love that. I didn't hear it, but I saw his tweet today. Quit calling me a schlaggett. I fucking love that. I didn't hear it, but I saw the album cover. It's a Christmas, a very 1999 Christmas, and I freaking love it.

I love it. I love when people sing. You can sing. I'm fine. Are you dropping a Christmas album? I wish. Wait, I was thinking about dropping like a beer and Christmas album.

Marsh. Is the Schlatt thing Are you guys talking about the Schlatt thing? Oh, I listened to it. It's fucking incredible. Is it? Yes, and it's going to shock the world. Why don't we listen to it? Well, on the paywall. Oh, is it out already? Oh't we listen to it? Well, on the paywall.

Oh, is it out already? Yeah. Oh, okay. We'll listen to it on the paywall. When I heard it, I could not believe it. Wow. Yeah, Austin is going to be so jealous. Wait, why?

He can make an album. I can make an album. I can sing. He's just busy. Yeah, I'm busy. Thank you. I have a tub show and a level host. And a polyp.

And a polyp. Thank you. Yeah, but it will add to his raspiness Shut your polyp ass up That seems like a substitute for the F slur for you You can't just say it He's gonna call me a polyp Stupid polyp

Black boy Max Called Jason a peon What does that mean? And it's like stuck around So everyone calls him a peon it's kind of funny is it just like a made-up slur no it's just like a peon what pawn like a like a like a low level little guy like a low yeah soldier girl interesting which is kind of funny yeah i want more creative slurs yeah i agree we should make one up wow

what why 55 of white women voted for donald trump including cutie cinderella 55 of white women huh uh how does it feel to be a white woman it's all right i guess must be nice it's all right yeah i'm doing fine i I'm okay. Like, whatever. I had some other things to talk about. I want to look at the Grammy nominations. Oh. Oh, speaking of the Grammys and

the Grammy nominations, Chapel Rhone undefeated. Everyone needs to suck her dick. Why? Okay. Because if Chapel would have done Kamala's thing, Kamala would have won. Just saying. That's crazy. You're wrong.

Everyone yelled at Chapel wrong when she was like, listen, guys, I'm not endorsing Kamala Harris because of obviously Gaza. And also because like the Democrats are not that great on trans issues. And everyone was like a girl like there was like 35 year old 40 year old like doctor influencer guys that were like living out on the fucking timeline embarrassing disgusting being like a girl who's which planet are you living on like oh the democrats are not pro trans the election ends okay and immediately the democrats are like we just didn't say fuck

trans people enough that's why we lost i think the election that's like literally what the main no msnbc no doubt they're like people don't want trans people in sports yeah like nobody nobody made that argument it's like nobody made that Also, the trans ad that the Republicans ran was unsuccessful. It was like pulled to be like, nobody gives a fuck. I actually had a solution for, okay, you know, Taylor Swift endorsed Kamala. Guys. That didn't matter at fucking all, by the way. I'm curious if this is legal.

Can I explain this? I have a thing. You have to tell me if it's legal or not. I genuinely believe. So Maya didn't say who to vote for, right? this is legal can i explain this i have a thing you have to tell me if it's legal or not i genuinely believe so maya maya didn't say who to vote for right but maya maya higa she did a sticker for sticker thing so if you sent in a picture of your sticker alvea sent you a sticker just as a way to encourage people to get out there and vote because activism is great you know and so lame i genuinely believe that if taylor swift would have done a sticker for sticker,

there would have been more of us. I don't think that's illegal. Is that could Taylor do that? Uh, it's not illegal, but also she should have only done it in the swing. Also simultaneously. You have to fill out a thing.

I don't think you want some of these fucking Swifties to vote. You know what I'm saying? But if they like are obsessed with her, wouldn't they just follow her? I think it could be uh i think republicans would troll the shit out of that too also i mean what it doesn't get mad this election this election showed once again rich people and famous people got no motion okay you're fucking motionless you got no juice you got no aura you got no pull i thought every fucking every celebrity was like

oh my god and then what happened nobody fucking voted for kamala harris 10 million less votes this time around i think they got i think we the people got a little lazy bug a lazy bug they didn't know they just americans well i think get into it. I think Americans are tired. I think we're tired. You can get into it. I don't want to get into it. We can do an election show. Like, this is the election.

Look, here's the deal. Here's the deal. Americans did what Americans do. They're reactionary voters. That's part of it. But also, the Democrats didn't do anything to encourage people to go out and vote. You mean they didn't say anything to vote for them? Like they didn't make a positive argument?

No, and also Joe Biden was a historically unpopular president. And what did the Harris campaign do? They ran towards Joe Biden. The Biden campaign made a mistake in 2020. They thought it was a mandate for Joe Biden. It was a mandate against Donald Trump. They compounded that mistake in 2022 when the midterms and thought that was a mandate for Joe Biden. It was a mandate against Donald Trump. They compounded that mistake in 2022 when the midterms and thought that was a mandate for Joe Biden.

And it was a mandate against Roe v. Wade. And so that's why Biden was such a cocky fuck and decided that he wanted to run again. He thought he could win and he drops out too late. They go to the Harris campaign and there's a bunch of fucking Biden loyalists in that campaign that still thought that Americans like Joe Biden. And the only problem that with Joe Biden was the fact that he was a fucking old guy and it was wrong. And they ran right to him. Am I right on this? I think Michelle Obama should have ran. Yeah. Do you think Michelle Obama would have won?

Do you think if Taylor Swift ran for president, she'd win? Yes. That would be crazy. As a Republican. You think? Yeah. She would never run as a Republican. I think I could run for office.

No. Fuck it. Why not? Go ahead. I think I could. I'd be really good shaking hands with people. I'm working the lines. We'll make it happen.

Would you run for office? No. No? Do you think I could be a politician? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I need a little work. Are you fucking slimy enough?

No, I need a little work. Look at me. You'm fucking slimy enough. No, I need a little work. Look at me. You saw me in the suit at the DNC with shaking hands. Oh, my God. Yeah, you are built like a politician. And I mean that as an insult. Yeah. I mean that in a derogatory manner.

God, I hate politics. That's not true. I love politics. Politics are so entertaining. Cutie, you'd be so entertained right now if you were into politics. That's not true. I love politics. Politics are so entertaining. Cutie, you'd be so entertained right now if you were into politics. I don't think so. They're so fucking fun. We do need a girly pop in the world to just explain politics like a girly pop.

Like in what way? Like just being like, yeah, and then he said this about her. There was someone who used to do that on TikTok, I think. I don't know what happened. They killed her. No. They're like, she's educating the girly pops um i've got something that gay nation cares about there is no gay nation yes there is a gay nation okay my bad um this is old news though why are you coming in here with stale ass bread after fucking being in a goddamn vacuum sealed sauna for a

fucking week. Two stories back to back. Jason Kelsey and now another stale story. I'm sorry I missed a week of the podcast. Wow. You fucking didn't let through. I didn't have a voice. Because this motherfucker, Cutie, is terrible

to schedule with and it's in his fucking house. No, he's trying to... Cutie wrote... I'm going to call him out. I'm going to call him out. I went on a strike. Cutie wrote... I went on a hunger strike. Cutie wrote a 400-word essay

on how pleading with the group on how we need a consistent day to film, and she poured her heart out, and she said, please, please, can we get a consistent day? No response from anybody. Actually, somebody did response her heart out and she said please please can we get a consistent day no response from anybody actually somebody did response and just

fucking ignored everything that she said he responded it was him ignored everything she said and I stepped in and I said we need a day and then they ignored me and then eventually none of this excuses you

skipping a week. I like that you jumped over the fact that you skipped a week. Yeah, because I took my uncle to a football game. Two football games. There will be weeks that we miss, however, from here on out, we are recording

Wednesdays at 7pm. And if you show up, you're on it. If you don't, you're fucking not. That's right. We're recording now at a different time. If it's just me, Austin and Marsh, it's just me, Austin and Marsh. God damn it. We're recording on Friday night at 10 p.m. This is my fourth day of doing like 10 hours.

We have podcast fans that are eager to watch us. I know. There are hardworking Americans that watch us. And know there are hard-working americans that watch us and also i apologize for not responding i've just been uh you never you never respond election or not never you were a terrible responder you are i was having a mental health crisis because you made me feel guilty for not going on your street i told him i was going to kill myself that's what i did i said i said his son i'm gonna kill myself because you're making me feel guilty no response i can be dead right now i was having a mental health crisis and hassan's response was he can deal with that and sit and stir i had to call

people i was like i i also thought that you'd be too traumatized to want to come on the show because like kamala was yeah this motherfucker is on his election show right and and people are like where's austin and hassan responds he's like oh he i reached out to him he didn't respond no no i didn't say that no you did did i say that yeah you're like oh yeah he didn't reply that's what he said i wonder did i discord dm you or no you didn't do anything you didn't do anything i maybe i had to reach out to him maybe i thought i texted you dude by the way that guy was so fucking annoyed by me on that show he was so annoyed no he because he's uh he's very young and he's an like he's he's like his claim to fame was like correctly predicting a lot of elections so i think he was just like watching his career

fall apart right in front of his eyes wait did he predict kamala harris would win yeah yeah he was pretty confident about that uh so i think that's the reason why he was like i mean he's a very smart guy i like him um but yeah he it was a very sad evening i had my parents over i had to like hold my mom for me i was so i guess, ready for a resounding defeat. Even if it wasn't, like, even if Kamala won, I was already bummed. You know what I mean? So I was just like, the state of affairs is fucked regardless of who wins. It was like a night cutie. I don't know if you followed it, but it was like every, from the moment.

Oh, I watched. Yeah. Yeah. From the moment, like the best results she had all night. I watched Sketch. She had immaculate coverage of the election. That's awesome. That's crazy crazy you didn't watch it it was amazing he had like a green screen and he was pacing back and forth that's awesome and he was like uh-oh someone have bombed the ballot boxes

this just in it's the rizzler and i was like that's crazy the rizzler bombs like, that's crazy. The Rizzler bombed some ballot boxes. Oh, gosh. That's awesome. It was good. How does it feel? Well, Trump still won no matter who I watched. That's true. At least I had some fun. That's true. You didn't even watch me for election night covers?

You were admittedly a little depressing. Yeah. She was having fun. The sketch was awesome. She was spamming Ws in the chat. Yeah, I was laughing my little head off. Yeah, that's right. It was crazy.

That's right. I mean, look. What the fuck, dude? The content out of this presidency is going to be... Wait, didn't your boyfriend also cover the election? Yeah. Ludwig covered the election? No, I don't watch him.

He covered the election? Y'all are watching the same map. Sketch was on the ground giving some good feedback. If I would have known everybody was covering the election, I would have called in all over the place. Yeah, you should have called Sketch. I should have. Because I'm like now, I'm actually very proud of myself.

I hold up in a lot of political discussions now. I know. More so than I ever used to. It took me two weeks to learn all this shit. Wow. Yeah. I want to learn about basketball. Two weeks.

Yeah. I want to hold up in basketball conversations. Yeah. I want to learn about basketball. Two weeks. Yeah. I want to hold up in basketball conversations. Yeah, I think that'd be good. That's my new thing. I hate basketball. Oh, it's so sick. Used to like it. What basketball? You want to hold up in conversations?

I want someone to be like, oh, yeah, I've been thinking Kevin Garnett isn't as good. And I'm like, dude, KG, he's crazy. Kevin Garnett retired like almost a decade ago that's my problem you see i'm a little behind what about chris paul where's he's at he's still playing how about scotty pippen that's insane that's well i like fucking 58 years old scotty pippen speaking of getting old. One guy, I like him. His son's name is Deuce. Jason

Frick. I had his name and I liked him. I watched him in The Thing and he brings his son to the games and his son got to watch him on Christmas. It was great. What are you saying? I'm just trying to be... Words are coming out of your mouth but making no dang sense? Jason... What's his name?

Jason Derulo. Jason Kidd? No. I got it, guys. It was... Jason Tatum. Duh. He's on the Celtics.

I'm a Jason Tatum fan duh. He's on the Celtics. I'm a Jason Tatum fan. He seems nice. How about LeBron? I like LeBron. I've always liked LeBron. I know some people don't like LeBron. I've always liked him. Yeah, they're white supremacists. They don't like him? You don't like LeBron? You're a white supremacist.

I like LeBron. I like Anthony Edwards. Tom Brady? You're just now naming people that were in the Olympic team. I was. I watched the documentary and named them. Thank you. I remember. I'm so proud of you.

There's one guy. I can't remember his name for the life of me. But he's on the other team in LA. The Clippers? Not the Clippers. Lakers? Not the Lakers. There's three?

There's another one. It's kind of far away. You know what I'm talking about? Their colors are black. They have a black color for their team logo. We have three NBA teams in LA? We have two NBA teams. Really? Clippers and the Lakers. Where's Sacramento? Kings. That's

Sacramento. Where's Sacramento? Northern California. That's California! That's three! Oh, I thought you said LA. No, you said LA. Oh. LA is California. That's California. That's three. Yeah. Oh, I thought you said L.A. No, you said L.A. Oh. L.A. is California. My apologies, officer.

Take me away. My bad. There's also the Golden State Warriors. California has many teams. But the Kings have black in their logo. Okay. California has too many teams. So you should have known as soon as I said black Because Clippers are like blue

Clippers are black and red too No not in my head They feel blue That's like their aura Like Golden State Warriors They have like yellow No that's Golden State Warriors I know they're like yellow

No they're blue and yellow They give like yellow. No, they're blue and yellow. Yeah, but they give more yellow to me. The LA Lakers started in Minnesota. And they're also yellow, but like a different shade of yellow. They're like gold. No, I would say the Golden State Warriors are like gold gold. Oh, yeah. But then Lakers are like bright yellow.

And then the Kings are like black. And then like the Clippers are like blue. LA Lakers doesn't make sense. It used to be the Minneapolis Lakers. What do you mean? They always move around. They were from Minnesota. That's why they were the same colors as the Vikings.

And the Utah Jazz was from Louisiana. Oh, that makes sense. It was jazz music. That's true. I'll tell you what. Utah is not known for their jazz. No, they aren't. So that makes no goddamn sense.

They really aren't known for their jazz. Anyway, I'm going to learn more about basketball. We're going to quiz you next show okay yeah learn your basketball and then we'll him and I don't know shit about basketball he fakes it he like plays it at the park and shit I just wanna like

yeah I just wanna hold up in a conversation I know a little bit do you guys feel I've been feeling this and i got an example for this no one cares just kidding look i feel like i'm getting old i was talking to this guy and he's like 25 or 24 oh he's 23 and he's 21 no he was 23 he's 20 no no and he was like now he's 19 no no no no come on and he just went he just went out and he's like pumpkin and i'm like what the fuck is that like what like there's just these memes that are happening out there and i can't even like that's

a meme or something like people are out there going, pumpkin! I don't know what the fuck that... He just kept saying it over and over again. It's like this trend. I heard it. March, pull it up. Pumpkin meme. I know it's a trend, but I don't get it. I just don't get it. I was going to call Jason, but he doesn't

like talking about pumpkins. I feel like I'm fucking old as shit. Pumpkin. Like, what is it? Yeah, look at this. Man can't even control the fucking windows right here. What's happening? You just search. Did you just search pumpkin

on TikTok? Let him search pumpkin. Why don't you just look up pumpkin being viral? That one has 7.4 million plays. Is it the one with the green screen? Okay, well let's watch it. Why are you laughing? is that it well well i guess uh this is incredibly problematic, and I do apologize.

I didn't know that that was the origin of that. It seems friendly enough. You know what? I think that's powerful. I think it's friendly enough. Good for him. You're the one making it weird. No, no.

I think it's great. Why are you being like this?, I think it's great. Why are you being like this? I just think it's wonderful. When you panic, you get so funny. I think it's wonderful and I support all of it. I love Down Syndrome. I think it's great.

No one didn't think that you did. For the record. I just want to say that I'm for it. Okay. Great. Let him cook. Let him cook. Let him recover.

I just want to let you know. You're pro what? No, recover. It is what it is and I align with it. You can be a politician. Let him do his thing. Let him do his thing. Look, look, look.

Let him do his fucking thing. I just want to say. Don't make it fucking weird. I just want to say. United States of America. We're all God's children. Okay. Thank you.

Oh, God. Thank you. Austin Schell running's children. Okay. Thank you. Oh, God. Thank you. Austin Schill running for Congressional District 1 in California finds himself in quite the controversy. After reaction to viral video, TMZ's reporting. Yeah, right there, you killed it. You politician yeah right there you killed it your crisis management is excellent do you think so yeah it was pretty good oh i think i'd kill it yeah uh what are we out wow wow we're gonna head to the patreon we're gonna talk about the grammys that's right we're gonna talk about we're gonna listen to jay schlatt's song that right. We're going to talk about... Vote good! Vote good. We're going to listen

to Jay Schlatt's song. That's right. We're going to talk about stuff. And more politics. And more politics. And don't forget, Streamer Awards voting starts today. That's right. Vote, vote, vote, vote. What time does this come out?

Did I get nominated? I can't say. I didn't get nominated, did I? Yeah, because I don't have stream enough. But did I get nominated just in case? What did you get nominated for? I don't know. I didn't advocate for anything. Wait.

There was no category. There was no category for you, Austin. There was no category. Hey, I'll leak it now. A little spoiler for you guys because nominees come out at noon. Austin's show did not get nominated. That's fucking crazy. That's crazy.

That's crazy. Did I get nominated? You'll have to see it. She eliminated my category. There's nothing. You need to give me some job or they're going to tell me nepotism. I'll be the flower boy. There's lots of nepotism. I'll be the flower boy. There's lots of nepotism.

I'll be the flower boy. Okay. You're going to be in the nosebleeds. No, I need a table. Please. See you guys there. Spin the shot and we ask you a brutal question. If you don't answer, you have to take the shot.

Have you ever played spin the bottle? Yes. What if we did it on the podcast oh come on let's do you quit you're not so i let his play spin the bottle on the podcast oh god he's too awesome it landed on his son what are you gonna do Oh, fuck!