Fear& - Ending Homophobia (Again) w/ Ludwig & Aiden | Fear&TheYard

Episode Date: November 27, 2023

This week we have Hasan (LGBTQ Foe) & Austin (Gay) joined by Ludwig (HEAVILY questioning) & Aiden (Bisexual). Topics for this episode include confronting Ludwig for his gaybaiting, hitting the 1000lb club, me being a broke boy apparently (kinda messed up) and more. Okay enjoy love you pls sub to the patreon✨ BONUS CONTENT ✨ PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/FearAnd🎧 AUDIO PLATFORMS - https://linktr.ee/fearand⭐️follow our guests!!!!!⭐️Ludwig: https://twitter.com/LudwigAhgrenAiden: https://twitter.com/aidencalvin❤️ follow Fear&! ❤️Hasan: https://twitter.com/HasanthehunWill: https://twitter.com/TheWillNeffQT: https://twitter.com/QTCinderellaAustin: https://twitter.com/AustinontwitterMarche: https://twitter.com/MarcheFear&: https://twitter.com/FearAndPod00:00:00 - The guys and the gays00:03:28 - Always with the phone00:04:50 - We're still the most jacked podcast00:05:20 - Austin farms more tiktoks00:08:44 - Ludwig's break up (real)00:11:00 - A personal trainer is the strongest in the room00:14:37 - Dream gets called a 00:16:02 - Can pansexual people say it00:18:00 - I'm a broke boy.. help00:19:30 - finally 00:19:44 - Dream clip continued00:23:00 - The Yard name origin00:25:08 - Hasan attempts to gaslight Austin00:29:20 - Aiden pulls up receipts 00:30:30 - Hasans biggest flaw00:33:40 - I wish i could kill Aiden with my bare hands00:35:09 - Sexism test (IT WORKS!!!!!!!!)00:36:06 - Austin vs Nick Saga Continues00:41:30 - Show's redemption arc / real talk00:49:10 - America sleeps France00:49:54 - why does he speak to me like this00:50:10 - we run France tho00:56:27 - What happened in italy? 01:02:30 - Outro / Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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19 plus. Ontario only. If you have questions or concerns about your gambling or the gambling of someone close to you, please go to connexontario.ca. Are we started? Yeah, we have started as a matter of fact all right welcome back to the fear and podcast greatest podcast in the world definitely but much better than the yard i would say just i'm fucking still eating i can't yeah that's right exactly i timed it perfectly i'm so sick how you move three feet over and now it's a podcast wow that's a lip you just stole slime joke you work right there you

stole slime's joke from the yard episode what happens this comes out before the yard yeah so he stole my joke oh my god it's called it's called publishing is this what he does to you guys all the time all the time it's so fucked up no steal from maiden yeah it's so fucked up nothing to steal from such a bisexual god okay yeah that's, that's right. This is the gay episode. I was going to say, we have a rival half homosexual here in the room. First of all, first of all, don't call him half. Well, look, you guys. He's homosexual plus.

You're being like homophobe. You're calling him like a mudblood. No, that's not homophobia. You're half homophobe. No, it's called. I'm a half blood. I'm a half. No, it's biphobia.

What you're doing. He's not a purebred homosexual. Can I say something? Can I say something? Yeah. I think he's gayer than you. Oh! Because he likes both men and women.

And it's gay as hell to fuck women. Okay, let me tell you something. That's why this is a gay episode. I've been thinking about this. Aiden, I'm going to challenge you to a gay off. Oh, this is bad. We're going to stop the podcast. I've got 20 minutes.

Go suck as many dicks as possible. If you saw the podcast in 20 minutes, he'll do something gay off. Oh, this is bad. We're going to stop the podcast. I got 20 minutes. Go suck as many dicks as Hollywood as possible. If you saw the podcast in 20 minutes, he'll do something to you. I can change your life in 20 minutes. Wait, really?

Well, maybe not your life. Wait, what do you mean? Why not? Well, he's never bottomed. Oh, okay. Wait, have you ever bottomed? Not exactly. Oh, that's a weird answer.

Yeah, exactly. But it doesn't remove the fact that i said anything racist not exactly not exactly see it doesn't play i like that he's so homophobic that he compared racism to having gay sex oh wow to bottoming specifically yeah to bottoming yeah i've never bottomed so you've not exactly bottomed so you tried it didn't work out right no i mean i mean, I was experimental. He's got too gay too fast. Can we back up?

I'll be honest. This is so cool. This is the first time I've had somebody on the LGBTQ. He's been on the podcast before. I wasn't here. He wasn't here. Oh, right. This is why this podcast is never going to be better than The Yard.

Is that it's got a rotating cast. It's like the IMDB page of of like sweet like zach and cody i loved it on what episode guys guys okay let me let me bring everyone back to reality for a second first of all okay i just shot an episode of the yard with the lovely yard boys okay i heard it yeah they're except for ludwig everyone else is fucking awesome obviously uh and it's hot and i'm gonna be honest with you oh come on dude good god man ludwig dude you're such a fucking dude with the chain i thought about wait i'm the only guy without a fucking chain on right now it's cool It's cool. It's cool. Listen, listen. All I'm going to say is the episode was basically them being very

upset that Fear And is a very successful podcast. We actually all went around and said what we hate most about Hasan. You did do that. That was weird. Austin, would you say Hasan is always with the phone? Wait, like he's always on his phone?

Always with the phone. Look, I'll always on his phone always always with the phone look i'll be honest that is a valid criticism of hassan dude come on what the fuck oh shit you're supposed to be on my side what are you doing you're my gay what are you doing look look look look look i'll be he's a busy man don't talk about him like a like a hold on hold on look hassan is on his phone but if you were constantly fighting for the rights of Palestinians and liberating them. He's no Isabel Young. He's not fucking in the street with the press jacket on. Somebody's got to hold it down here.

I'm sorry. I didn't realize raising $1.2 million for Palestinian children in particular. No, no, no, no, no. It doesn't start with a B. How about you raise $225 on the bench like me and Aiden do? Wait, Aiden can do $225? Crack $225 today. I'm proud of him.

That's why he's chugging down 42 grams of that good shit. Okay, you guys have been, what's happened? You guys all of a sudden, I don't know what the fuck happened, but I'll be honest. Ludwig. Ludwig specifically Show it off baby My god This is

Look They want what we have And they can't have it Yup Okay Yup Hold on Hasan

Come on take that off Show Let the pups come out We can't let them show us Dude you're fucking lean though You definitely have cum gutters Yes He thinks he's he thinks

he's gay fat which is like non-existent you know how i know i'm homophobic why because i learned about cum gutters today and i've said it and every person i've said it to is like oh yeah and they know it instantly and i don't know what i didn't know what they were i think he's trying to defeat the gay allegations by the way they'reliques. So can I talk about something real quick? I, on TikTok. Here we go. How many minutes? Five minutes and nine seconds in, Austin mentions his TikTok.

Go ahead. No, but it's fine. Hold on. Is this something you do? Does he promote it? Every episode. I accused you of being gay on the podcast and they took down the clip. Yeah. So I'm going to accuse you. Don't say they. I did. they took down the clip yeah so i'm gonna accuse you don't say they i did you took down the i got connections and i'm gonna take down your youtube

channel no no i'm just gonna accuse you from being gay in person i so i had a lot of gay allegations back in the day because i kissed a couple of dudes yes you stopped like he won't kiss me i won't kiss anymore i won't kiss me anymore wait has he kissed you before yeah he like i tried to kiss him on name your price he won't do it i backed out he backed out completely i've kissed him more recently than you have it felt homophobic you're the last man i kissed it was through a mask which we were i remember that i was basically forced to kiss it was this libertarian liberal hell where we had to mask up and kiss other men. So you were sick and tired.

This is what they're teaching at our schools. Oh, I'm remembering this now. It was at an anime convention, which is an educational camp that they put liberals at and forced them to kiss. What were you saying, sorry? So you... This is going to happen to you a lot.

I'm not going to be more homophobic. Wow. Wait, before you go to the gay thing, I just want to point out, this is how you know it's a fancy bitch, okay? This is a triple pack out there. They got honey roasted peanuts. They got regular salted peanuts.

And you went for the cashews. Wait, cashews are one of the better nuts for you. 100%. You went for the most expensive nut. I don't know about the price per nut. I just know about what nut's good for you and what nut's not good for you. 100%. You went for the most expensive nut. I don't know about the price per nut. I just know about what nut's good for you and what nut's not good for you. Yeah, you don't because you're rich as fuck, dude. That's right.

It's not about the money. It's just we don't think about elf. What? Why are you German now? No, I'm French. I'm very French. Okay, go ahead with the gay stuff. So you kissed too many guys and people thought you were gay.

So you decided growing out of mustache you weren't a 10-tap. People was my girlfriend. Oh. So what I instead did is I went full Jim Tan lax. I got ripped and I got straight as hell. Now I don't kiss dudes because that's fucking gay. What's so funny is you tried to be straight, but you became gayer. What? Gayer grew you grew a mustache

i have a goatee this is straight what's going on dog you literally have the freddie mercury look down pat dr phil is not gay do you know that i don't feel like he could top well so you're saying he's a bottom that That's not what I was going for. That's what you were going for. Ludwig, you have somehow gotten way gayer since you started working out.

Dude, that's so, I think mean, but I don't want to be homophobic. He hit the thousand pound club. Kind of. People are, people are really chastising me

on my death. Okay, so I don't know if I want to, I don't know if I want to fist bump you anymore. I've got, I've got criticism on that too. I don't think you got deep enough. bump you anymore. I've got criticism on that, too. I don't think you got deep enough.

Yeah, so can I go back tomorrow? Can we pull the video up? I don't think you got deep enough. No, don't. No, he gets dead. Well, actually, I don't think you can. I don't think you can. Hey, hey.

It was an Instagram story. You were deep. You got real deep. The thing is, the thing is, I did two reps. I looked at it. I was like, not deep enough. Then I went for a third rep. And then people for viewers, the thousand pound club is when you combine your bench,

deadlift and squat. And you want to get a thousand pounds. It was my goal at the start of this year. I had a personal trainer. My personal trainer left me in an emotional breakup. For a better. Wait, what? Better opportunities.

I haven't talked about this. So my personal trainer, he worked at this gym. And like I was telling him, hey, I'm going gonna leave this gym because we had our own setup at our at our warehouse i think cutie told us the story on the podcast has she she not you literally don't listen to women go ahead now he'll hear you because you're a man a man's talking you're good i got you baby no i was listening i was fully intent he's right i don't listen to women you should go ahead and so what happened what happened is is he he he had thrown the idea of maybe perhaps working with me still through the warehouse and

i was like all right that's cool and i and i'd set it up so that he would have a full-time salary could leave his job because i had a list of 10 employees that were down to do personal training and i would pay for half of their costs which which aid was included in this and uh in like issue with modern day job the moment that he went to his bosses at the very tail end here to make a company we already had this fucking handshake agreement he went to his bosses and he said hey i'm gonna leave you for a better gig that has a higher pay they offered him ownership in the gym that he was working at oh my gosh which is one of the one of the that's why you always got to be looking for work all right no loyalty in your job we're not in japan

here if you're always looking for work you gotta say you get a damn raise so i'm not mad because this is a better 40 you're going to mogul son yeah so why don't you it's fine you got fucking mogul i will it's because i i the reality is he wanted a 40 year plan to retire at, and I couldn't offer a 40 year plan. Yes. He literally wanted that. And I can't offer that. People want to work for 40 years. Doesn't that show a lack of confidence in his company?

No. Well, I think you don't, you don't see, you don't think we can make it 40 more years. I don't think we're going to have you and me working out 40 years. So anyway, still in the warehouse quit.

And so now, but the thing is the moment he quit, I think I started working out 40 years four decades so anyway still in the warehouse he quit and so now but the thing is the moment he quit i think i started working out more just in terms of why don't you just hire another personal trainer because i couldn't fucking find one so i became all because all of them are snakes i've become not because of my merit but i've become the personal trainer because I'm the strongest at our company. He likes being the leader. It's true. Why are you giving me that face?

It was a beautiful, there was this one beautiful week where I brought my, where I brought one of my Swedish Viking friends who is stronger than Ludwig. And he put Ludwig to put Ludwig, not on bench. Okay. Can I just,

can I just, can I, can we pause? Do you guys, okay. You know what? What do you think a personal trainer does? You think he's just like the strongest on the lift?

Yeah. It's, it's an alpha male position. Yeah. Yeah. The strongest in the room. No, no,

no, no. It's just kind of like this. My personal trainers can't outlift me. What? Yeah. And you pay them. I have a bigger,

my personal trainer, that was the money of my personal trainer. Well, uh, on certain lifts, they might be able to, but they're, you know, 7% body fat and their body weight per weight that they can push is much higher than mine. As a resident straight, I would never let a man tell me how to lift. I would only hire a woman personal trainer. I mean, I don't have an issue as long as they're good at what they do but i i hope you know that that's not how personal training works well yeah of course personal

trainers offer more they can offer like a plan a routine and and show you form but that's what i still you've already maxed out you're no i i can learn more but i just i had the most knowledge man he could be of my company so i just you're i'm starting to believe you're straight because before i wasn't buying into it but it's very straight be straight behavior to want to lift the most i've had a girlfriend for years i have a girlfriend i don't believe yeah there you go that you don't believe that he has a girlfriend he's a beard no i think she has's fake. Wait, you just got so owned. Yeah, he has a girlfriend.

Wait, what does that mean? It means that you can be gay. And he's still gay? I'm starting to think he might not be gay. That's biphobia. I am terrible gay representation. He's not a good gay. He never says the slur.

Who's better at gay representation of the two of us? You can say the slur so often off camera. No, the problem is no i think i think aiden is is more queer coded than you are i'll say it 100 wait really yeah how is it i think he is wait how is aiden more queer coding because he plays melee i'm cuter if you play melee you're like that was a bold thing to say on my podcast that was a bold thing because i'm just a cute little guy no you you are you're more like oh i love the vikings oh what's up he's more cutesy than i am yeah like he's more um what's the term if you don't understand a single

sport if you throw a football at him it'll hit him square so so i think he's more queer coded than you are like if he had a septum it was it's over you know what i mean if you had a septum totally totally yeah whereas you on the other hand you brought up way too much your style is like not your style is only becoming gay however the one point you do have the one point you do have on him oh my god i. I got it, I got it. What the fuck is happening? He has some in his teeth. I was being a good friend. I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to interrupt. I wanted him to get it. I can't get it. Okay, the one point you do have on him is that you say the F slur all the time now, which you should say more of. Okay, so I'm starting to enjoy saying it a little too much. The problem with the F slur is that it's timeless.

It is timeless. Dude, I will... Yo, I know it's back in the cultural zeitgeist when I saw the Dream clip because people loved the F slur there. Yeah. You know what clip I'm talking about? No.

Have you seen this? Surely. No. Do you know the gumball voice actor? You haven't seen this? Can you pull up... Oh, when he's in the front of the You haven't seen this? Can you pull up... Oh, when he's in the front of the car? Yo, Marsh, can you pull up Dream and call the F-slur?

He got called the F-slur? Wait, wait, wait. When he's in the car, right? The gumball voice actor? Oh, yeah. Here, it's up here. What are we doing? Oh, my God.

We're grooming. Cutie is going to execute us for doing so many mouth noises this time. All right. Pull up. And can't to is the Twitter. I don't know his name. I think it's a Nick. Just look up the F slur.

It'll come up. Just type it in there. Yeah. That all that stuff after. Go to the Wikipedia page. Brother, this is my. This is my Twitter. By the way, And then go to the famous use cases. He's just like under recents on his Twitter.

Four mistypings of the F slur. It's with two Gs, Marsh. I'll buy it. I'll buy it. Two Gs. Two Gs. Two Ts if you're brave. Yeah, yeah.

That really hits. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, is that with... Probably the 5.7 million. All right. When the ants come at me, it'll take 10,000, 100,000 of them to take me down. So that's how minuscule you are to my size.

Right? The stature of intelligence, character, body... Wait, can you pause it? I don't understand. Is this new? Are we saying that, like... Are people saying, like, he's based for this or something? Oh, yeah.

Wait, what? Is he gay? People for this or something? Oh yeah. Wait, well, people saw this. He's pansexual. I don't, I don't know what the vibe check on saying the slurries. I think it's clear. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. You can say, you can say, let's hear it. Let's hear it. My, my rule of thumb is you have my rule of thumb is,

thumb is, and people are going to get mad at me. You have to suck a cock. I think that's fair. And like, even as a straight guy, you suck one cock. You could say the F slur one time. You get it one time. Really?

Yeah. That's probably fair. And then like, that's why Nancy gets to say it. One F slur per cock sucked. Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no, no. There's like a level of cock sucked that if you hit like a number of cocks that you've sucked that you've like actually, you've actually sucked enough cocks.

You can say it all. I think I'm out because this is sexist. What? Because are all women allowed to say it? Who suck cock? Yes. Oh. So women can say it.

No. Wait. Okay. Now I'm back out. If you think about it this way, most people can say it then. Yes. Most. Yeah.

I've been really enjoying calling. Your mom says it. What? My mom? She wouldn't know what the word is. God bless her heart. Let me tell you. She said it with two Gs.

She called it to you, but you screwed her over. Come on. She didn't actually say it. This is. God bless her heart. She's very sweet. I've been really enjoying calling straight people the F slur.

That is a gay power-up. It feels really good to belittle straight people. It's funny because the more you say it, the more you will become queer-coded. I've been trying to explain this to you for a year now. You're finally getting it. Can we get back to...

What? It was Thanksgiving. He was on the couch. How old is he? He's like 14. That's It was Thanksgiving. He was on the couch. How old is he? He was like 14. That's too young. He was sitting on the couch. He was playing video games with his friends. So he's already hearing it.

Yeah, and I was like, get off the couch. Jesus! Oh, he's in the non-paywall portion. Wait, you're going to have to edit that out. No, I'm proud of you. Wait, we got demonetized the last couple episodes? For what? For saying a slur.

Wait, I didn't say a slur during the episode. So, speaking of the F-slur and demonetization and the amount of money March is making, we found out earlier today on The Yard that you will see in the upcoming Yard episode that your producer, Zipper, see in the upcoming yard episode uh that we pay our producer zipper earns earns slightly more than march does i can go band for band and personally purse and this is just me i would not call 12,000 slightly personally no it's not more no it's not 12,000 more a year 12 oh you son of a bitch. Now, personally, I think that's a meaningful amount of money.

Personally. They pulled up our revenue, like our monthly revenue. And it turns out we have, how much money did we make a month, Marge? 100K on subscriptions. They make, how much? 212. They make 212K, which they only pay 10%.

They pay only 10%. It's because we put 50% to homeless children. Why are you calling slime a homeless child? It is really fucked up. He doesn't sleep on a bed. You're saying you pay your producer more by percentage.

We pay us more. We pay it. Yes. We split it evenly. Their producer, Zipper, gets 10%, but because they have doubled the amount of revenue that we have. Just so much more. Why can't we watch Dream?

Oh, yeah. Sorry. The reason why I'm mentioning that is because we got to get March's money up. Yeah. This is a Patreon. Subscribe to the Patreon. Subscribe to the Yard Patreon. Subscribe to the Patreon.

Patreon.com slash Vieron. Vieron. Vieron. I understand that you're talking to like a Michelangelo of my time. Right? Like I'm a genius Albert Einstein level history bookmaker. You're going to be forgotten like the dust in the sand when you're in the fucking Sahara. It's so weird to just like film while you're getting fucking brutalized yeah and he's just

like yeah i'm getting this wait that's not it no no there's so much more why is he what he goes on he goes on for like basically was dream in the car he goes yeah yeah he's in the backseat, I think. So I saw this clip. Let me tell you, that boy, he's having a fucking manic episode. Okay. I don't want to be an armchair. I don't want to be an armchair guy, but that's like a telltale sign I have friends. It's like a telltale sign of someone definitely, one, drunk out of their fucking minds, and two, most likely going- Was he recording this?

Was this supposed to be friendly he asked for it to be recorded as far as i'm aware okay he asked for it to be recorded then he went crazy i feel bad for the uber driver anyway dream posted this albeit in a way that was a bit like cringe because it was like very declarative it was like it was like nick can't voice actor of gumball and leonardo in the Turtle movie said this to an Uber driver who's helpless and then and posted it in like a like a canceling way. There's no better. This story is the perfect representation of like vibes based cancellation. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. It's a hundred because I watch it and the video was really cringe. And it was hard to watch. Because I also used to be an angry drunk. This is ancient Ludwig lore. You didn't know me back then. Oh, I dodged this. Yeah. What the fuck?

You were an angry drunk? How? Yeah. I would get drunk, and it'd be playing Super Smash Bros. And we had Australian friends. And Australian people are very good at chirping belittling grind you down and they and they wear you down like dust in the sahara and and and are you blaming your angry drunk behavior on australia no no but this is this is what would unleash it is what i'm saying and and then i would

unleash the beast and so they would wear me down it'd be little things and then i'd come back and it'd be like you have no fucking future and it's like bear in mind at the time i'm working at you know best buys i'm not really fucking anyway that's and then i was like oh i have to make a change and then i made a change and then you'd fight in the backyard and then we would fight and yeah i remember i've seen the video to the yard this is where the that is where the podcast came from it's because you guys never take your shirts off and fight. I would physically fight. Would it be serious?

I mean, like, there's rules. There's video. Pull it. I think you can't punch in the face. Have you? Have you guys ever fought like grappling? It's on footage. Do you want it?

Austin, do you want to see this? He wouldn't want that. I would fight you. No, you wouldn't do it, though. I would. I'm telling you to your face. I don't think you'd have the time ever because he'd sleep you? No, because I love him too much.

Ludwig fights shirtless backyard or something? Who did you fight? I mean Don B, but I don't think that'll come up. No way. No, I've seen this video, man. Wait, what the fuck is that? Ludwig fights dirty? Oh, that's me fighting Mango.

Wait, what is that video? Ludwig fights dirty? Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. What the fuck is that? What is that this fight was almost dirty wait wait hold on what the fuck is that what is that thumbnail 36 years we already take dollars go to go to the one under that yeah because that's the one wait that's that is that's like a year of your made this fight i will so this is a emblematic of some of the fights that i would have this is probably this is also emblematic of your famous

i am not your friend background it is my streamer i just have yeah this this uh this is mango this is probably the most this is the last fight i think i had that's definitely i've seen this video uh me and mango if you want to just roll in the background silent uh we were both pissed drunk and i'd made an argument in a bar that i was more emblematic of the modern day American dream than him. I like that there's spikes on top of those gates, like right behind you. It makes it way more dangerous. Yeah.

Just wait for the finisher. You really have leaned out and put on a lot of muscle since then. Yeah, I was not at my strongest here for sure. Oh, you guys are getting so close to it. We got dangerous. Manco's head ends up on the on the pike at the end of this yeah yeah we can't show the uh anyway i ended up putting him in a choke hold and i had to squeeze him to death as hard as i could he's punching was allowed no you're

a lot of punch just not below the waist or above the neck he's a puncher i'm a grappler yeah anyway that that's that's the type of fight we would have in the yard. That's where the yard came from. Okay. Interesting. Except you cowards never fight now. This is not that long ago. It looked recent.

I want to say 2021 maybe. Oh, you're getting pummeled on. 2020 maybe? Where were your masks? We didn't. Wait, that was. No, the fight was in 2020? Maybe it was 2019.

No, it was definitely before COVID. What the fuck are you talking about? I don't prescribe to that. That was, no, the fight was in 2020. Maybe it was 2019. No, it was definitely before COVID. What the fuck are you talking about? I don't prescribe to that. What, you don't acknowledge the presence of COVID? I think that's something I'm not willing to say. They both went to a concert right after that. Oh, that's so irresponsible.

Yeah, we would never do that. You're not right now. That's okay, because we all tested before. That's okay. We all tested before. So people can't lip read you saying the F slur on your breath. I have a bone to pick. I knew this was coming.

He hasn't had anything to come after. I've been very well behaved the last several weeks. So he hasn't had anything to come after me for. Hit me. I go to the yard studio oh god okay beautiful i have a wonderful beautiful studio wonderful wonderful exciting podcast we we cooked up in the labanabi household bottle. It was this.

Loretana. L'Aguapiu. La Guerra de Europa. L'Aguapiu. La Guerra de Europa. Thank you. Look at the beautiful... I don't know. Is this racist? It's like all white women on it.

I don't know. And a white baby. Anyway. They're not white. They're Italian. This... Now, why is this important? You might say.

Well, it's because it's a very specific brand of water. It's a brand of water that Davide brings around my driver austin's driver davide do not is this like no love island davide no but you got the guy from love island why is that significant yeah davide is very good looking why is it significant because austin always will be like oh here here's davide's water. Like, he brings, like, one bottle of water to me every time he comes over, and I think it's, like, wonderful. Wow, one bottle.

One bottle of water. Okay. Turns out, that's your driver. This scumbag, in order to suck up to the fucking yard boys, No, no, no. He's got it all wrong.

Sent the yard compound No, no, no. just crates of this shit. He's got it all wrong so what happened is is this is what happened hassan first of all davide while i was doing a shoot for name your price fucking somehow like struck a business deal with ludwig's like uh with guy and sold him like thousands of bottles of water i don't know how they They struck the deal of a century. Wait, really? They didn't get the water for free.

He bought Davide's water. I'm pretty sure he gave us like a sweetheart deal. Yeah, but he still paid ridiculous amounts of money. It was like $30 and a cigarette. And Davide gave us a truckload, like a pallet. It was more than that. It was two cigarettes. You have given me one bottle of Loretana water. Why?

I don't control what water. You sucked up to the yard boys and you fucking nudged Davide to give them crates full. The yard boys are here, aren't they? That's true. It's not because of you. It's not because of you. The yard boys are here. Because of the water?

Yeah. You just got to give me gifts. I mean, I had to suck both of them all to get them here. Okay. Let me flip the script one for one moment okay they didn't ask you to be on the yard yeah that's another thing after the fucking bottles of water that you got them yeah it's really uncomfortable you have the table i'm really i really was gonna ask i don't know when i'm gonna get invited on your podcast

i just i feel like i have we just have a you're so you're so busy Right I'm so busy You're so busy No no no I'm very available You hate travel I've been making myself available You hate travel You hate travel

You need a full gay On your podcast You You know what That's biphobic No it's not biphobic You make a lot of You do always doing shows

You're so He's Mr. Show And he Is always on his phone So you've had He's always on his phone So we know he has the Mr. Show. And he is always on his phone. He's always on his phone, so we know he has the time. You've had Cutie on. Uh-huh. You've had Hasan on.

Uh-huh. Have you had Will on yet? Kind of. You had Will on? Spiritually through Slime. And you haven't had, you have, so you haven't had Will on? No. Slime just does a really good Will on.

So when are you going to have Will Neff and Austin show up on the podcast? So we'll probably never have Will on because it's like he's always with us. And I think Slime would do the voice. And you'll never. Are you saying that like I'm too close to you? So that's why you're so close. We are so close. We are so close.

You actually made me think of something. I want to be on the yard. We share things with each other. You know what? I like that about us. Do we have mutuals? We share. We just.

We share little secrets about other people in our lives. What is that what do you we're very private you don't share anything with me i share i share stuff with you you do share something oh no i so i thought of this earlier today when we were on when we were on our show because we were talking about uh talking about greeting you or something i think nick nick mentioned greeting you greeting and um i bumped into you at cutie's christmas or something i think nick nick mentioned greeting you greeting and um i bumped into you at cutie's christmas concert and i think sometimes sometimes i feel like when we when we used to initially interact are you talking to me or you're talking i'm just intimidated i used to

be really intimidated by you okay i thought this was about austin no no it's about you but this is this is about you and then me and austin were texting after the christmas concert just listen no not that i don't know why i'm an intimidating person you're not you're not you're six five don't worry small frame you're built like a fucking refrigerator i'd sleep you and what in lullaby time what do you you mean? I sent Austin, I swear to God, every time I see Hasan, I handshake slash hug him weird and I'm so fucking embarrassed. It's like three nights in a row now this week

and I'm just like, what the fuck is wrong with me? And Austin says, he laughs and says, honestly, I can tell you this, between you and I, I think Hasan is a really awkward. That's not between you and I anymore. I think Hassan is a really awkward. Oh, no!

That's not between you and I anymore. I said the giant LMAO. He's talking shit about me behind my back. And it says, with people he doesn't know really well. Oh, God. And I love him to death, but he's terrible at greetings. It's true. It is true. You're bad at greetings? It is true. I'm so bad. And when we talked about greeting you but he's terrible at greetings. It's true. It is true.

You're bad at greetings? It is true. I'm so bad. And when we talked about greeting you today, I thought of that because I went through this period of time where I'd see you and I don't know, you're just, you're just, you're just big. Cool. Here's what a song does.

And I'm a, I'm a little guy. I feel like I heard his feelings. Most times people walk over, they walk over with an intention of how they're going to greet you. But a song walks up, he goes. And it's like, you don't know what that means yes you're not going in with this you're not going in with this you're not going in with this you stand there and wait for somebody and then and then you say hey and then you chew gum and you look cool the only thing you chain on the i don't the only thing he just found out there is that i called him awkward that's the

only thing that's fucked up the rest of it fucked him awkward. That's the only thing. That's fucked up. The rest of it. That's fucked up. You're a fucked up guy. I would never talk shit behind your back like that. I wasn't talking shit. I talk shit to your face. No, I wasn't talking. That wasn't talking shit.

You are a little awkward sometimes. You're catty. You're catty. Let's be vulnerable. Do you think you're awkward? I don't really think about it, so probably. It's awkward for other people. I never, like, when I'm in a room full of people like I'm not thinking like oh man I'm gonna come across as weird I'm just kind of doing my own thing you're just talking so loud

right now am I you're so you're just so fired up I apologize for talking about it it's fucked up Austin's just trying to empathize with me because I am making the situation awkward if anything it makes you feel better I was probably awkward

I'm bad at fucking this is consistent this is consistent it Aiden was telling me how hot you were. This is consistent. It's consistent like I always I'm always Always with the phone.

I'm looking at the time. I'm just You know what? I'm always having a hard time with that. My first interactions are always weird. Is that all you had to do?

Is that all you were going to call me out for was the water? No, there's more. Oh, shit. There's more. I want you to know, by the way, the meanest things I've ever said to you is to your face.

You've said really fucked up shit to my face. I know. Isn't that good? You know the limits? You know what I'm saying? If you're saying that behind my back, is that a joke? Have you ever said anything behind my back?

You've got to have probably a few times. Nothing I haven't said to your face. Not even remotely close. It just probably cut a little deeper behind my back. You know what't said to your face. Not even remotely close. It just probably cut a little deeper behind. You know what I've said about you. It would cut deeper. It would cut way deeper. You want me to die? Let's not talk about it here. What have you said to him? He doesn't

need to talk right now. What have you said to him? Do your brief. This is a safe space. They talk about how they get grossed out when I talk about kissing guys. Wait, really? I just think it's gay. It is gay.

They do talk about killing me all the time. That's probably the main one. It is a constant churn of, I wish I could kill Aiden with my bare hands. And then you can fucking spin the wheel on which of them is saying it on any given day. He sounds crazy right now. I would argue that it's gayer to kiss a woman than it is a man i agree follow fall i agree all the thought uh

because it's just gay it's like such a bad argument you just love her your argument cannot be tautology circular what you can't have a circular argument no it's gay that's the but that i'm saying why is it uh why is it gay because you love her this is dogmatic dogmatic no is it i think it is a tautology you're you're saying this is gay because it's gay you can't do that it's illogical so why is it you agree to them why is it gay you can't just do because there is nothing gayer than a woman. There's nothing gayer than a woman. They like all the stuff that gay men like plus times 100.

And on top of that. And that's why the greatest women are men. This is why you guys need cutie on here. Yeah, we do. Just being in the space is making Aiden sexist. Yeah. He's usually the non-sexist one.

I swear. I promise. Nick is the sexist one. I promise. The well goes way deeper. You can't tell me that good old Margaret Thatcher didn't have a mask. Oh, wait. Can we do the test?

Oh, the test. Name a woman. Name one woman. Name a woman. Name a woman. Right woman name a woman name a woman right now hillary clinton oh my god this is actually insane wait what i have a theory if you ask a man to name a woman 90 of the time they will say hillary clinton try it on your friends at home wait what they always say hillary me no no i did it earlier on the yard. You named Hillary Clinton on the yard?

They said, what woman should we have on the yard to yuck it up with a female? That's how they said it. It's weird. Wait, wait, wait. It's really sexist. Hillary Clinton or Michelle Obama, right? Well, it's usually Hillary, actually.

It's sad. A woman to get recognition has to invade Libya. I'm disgusted. I just think that's a boss move yeah she was being a girl boss that's why you like margaret thatcher she was also being a girl boss um but second gripe is not for me but from a wonderful friend oh no they might not even know oh no this is a thing we had a podcast where we had two wonderful guests on, and one of them actually made a PowerPoint presentation for you specifically. His name is Nick, also known as Falco on Twitter.

You specifically said Aiden only when asking about who else from the yard to bring to this podcast, to this episode. You cut out Nick. Even though he had made a PowerPoint for you, he's actually legitimately upset. No, he's not. I need to have your back. He's upset. Wait, wait, wait, wait. He's upset?

He's upset. No. Come on in! He's not here. Oh my god, I, wait. Hasan. You cut him out? I didn't cut him out. You asked specifically for Aiden. Why did you pick Aiden? If I,

cause obviously you picked me because I'm the most viewed fear and episode ever. So I get the clicks. Oh my God. This is not true. We could look it up. We keep pulling it up. We already looked it up.

It's true. It's true. It's true. What were his feelings really hurt? We had, where are the old episodes? We have to say, what did he say?

The old fear end episode. Yeah. I was in the bathroom. Why would you frame it like that? I was in the bathroom. Why did I frame it like that? You mean, why did I frame the truth? No.

This is, Nick, you have it all wrong. What happened here? We literally had to. I think that you and Nick have had a rocky relationship. We have. And you probably need to patch things up. We do, but the thing is, is I needed some LGBTQ representation.

Are you saying Nick's not gay enough? Right. Nick's gay? He literally has sex with women, dude. He does have a gay sister. He does have a gay sister. We need to add straight. That's too gay.

I might rub off. He has a gay sister? Yeah. That's impressive. She's a real life. That's too gay. I might rub off. He has a gay sister? Yeah. That's impressive. She's a real life. Whoa. I don't have many lesbian friends.

We should ask her to come on. Do you have any lesbian friends? Yeah. Well, Nick, I'd like to apologize. Nick was voted most lesbian coded. That's true.

I'd like to apologize. Nick, truly, Hassan didn't want you to be here. You guys only apologize to each other through podcasts that you're not on together. No, this is most of our podcast. Nick, I thought Hassan said this needs to be a gay episode, so we invited the two gay people from the yard.

I'm not gay. I have a real question. I have a real... You're gay. You're gay. Look. You want it? know, but you're gay. You're gay. Look. You want it? You're gay.

Ludwig. You're gay, dog. You think this fucking in the white tank top with the mustache and the pit showing? Come on. It looked good. Come on. That's gay behavior. I have a good pose.

That's gay behavior, Ludwig. I got gay poses. Does it really make you uncomfortable? Because you stopped kissing men because of the gay allegations. Because it's gay. Because it's gay. No! He stopped kissing men because he liked it too much.

Let's be real. That's not right. No, see, your girlfriend didn't like it. Right? That's why you stopped. No! No, she didn't love it. Okay.

And now I just don't kiss guys. And now she kisses gay guys which i don't know oh yeah i kissed her what what's that all about she's calling me out and now she's got a few in the bank and she's been kissing girls too she kissed caroline at the concert ludwig if it makes you feel better i enjoyed kissing you more than that doesn't can't she cash a little cash a few checks at the bank she's been cashing a lot of checks and i've been here sitting there like gay yeah and why why can't i get credit for that if she said i will now allow you to kiss men again would you do it i wouldn't kiss unless they were like really like earned it how would i earn a kiss wait what how would? Do I got to take you to dinner? It's not like a sexual thing.

It's got to be momentous. I sit there and I hit full depth for fucking 400 on the squad. And you kiss immediately after. That is the gayest thing you could have ever admitted to. No, no, no. I mean, no. So you're at the gym with your boys. Full depth?

You're at the gym with your boys and one of them fucking hits their PR. Are we talking full depth? Full depth. Come on, man. I mean, bro, it's like I'm not going to not. You're making me uncomfortable. Can you spank other men? Huh?

Yeah. That's straight. That's straight. No, no. I'm just wondering, like, what is the line? Okay. To be fair, to be fair, slapping your boys in the ass is the straightest thing you can do. Let's whittle them down.

So you can spank other men? Slapping ass is straight. Slapping your boys in the ass is the straightest thing you can do. Let's whittle them down. So you can spank other men. Slap an ass is straight. Slapping your boys in the ass is the straightest thing you can do. Just a little bit of a OTP hey, Jay. How about sack tap? I don't like that happening. Because it's playful. It hurts.

I don't personally want it. The more it hurts, the less gay it is. That's true. It's true. Unless you're into it, in which which case then it's more yeah then jerk on a dick for three seconds or more than it's gay so you got to do it in two seconds it's like the five second rule for if i if i can jerk you off for three seconds without you noticing it's not gay and i like got you i think it's a bit of a i'm pretty sure it's a crime if you don't notice though that's why it's a crime. If you don't notice, though.

That's why it's a crime. It's like when you look at the thing below the waist. When you get somebody like this, it's like that. No, it's not a crime. You consented by being his friend. Oh, my God. Okay, this is all joking. We're joking.

I have a real question for you. As a LGBT person in media. Okay. Why did you phrase that like like a panel yeah like i'm fucking by the way a diversity panel ignoring you this is just my bad side so that's why i'm like i'm like giving you the eye like yeah i i i feel not not a pressure but i think people have messaged me what what fucking let me go Anderson Cooper mode for fucking two seconds

no no he's laughing I'm laughing at him because he said he can't move his head to acknowledge you because he has a bad side we all have a good and bad side

it's true you don't know it because you don't give a shit what side your left side is better than your right side your right side looks like really different what no his sides are fine no but his right side is worse than his side? Your left side is better than your right side. Your right side looks like really different.

What? No, his sides are fine. No, but his right side is worse than his left. I clearly have a bad side. No, I can't tell the difference. What side? Look at that side. No, your side, I don't think you have a bad side.

Really? I think I do, so that's why I'm respectfully giving you a side. Usually, the bad side is the side that you don't have a bad side. I want to look you in the eye, but I can't turn too far, or else everybody will notice. What's my bad side? I don't know. You're just an anomaly, okay? And it pisses me off.

I think they're both fine. You got kind of two rough sides. Whoa, wait. Dude, you have so much gray hair. Yeah, you didn't know that? You look like Santa Claus. Right here. Dude, that is so much.

I have a gray patch in my beard. Wait, can I see your right side? Do you have gray hairs on your balls? Oh, yeah. I know your bad side now. Is it this side where I have the gray patch? Yeah. Do Wait, can I see your right side? Oh yeah, I know your bad side now. Is it this side where I have the gray patch? Do you have gray hair on your balls? No. I don't have gray hair anywhere except for right here.

Well, you also have some on the right side to be clear. No. I'm still pretty young. I'm 26. Oh, okay. You're still really young. You probably shouldn't be talking about gray hairs. You're getting there. It's not like spring age up. How old are you?

What were you saying? My question. My question. What was my question? As a gay man. I was genuinely curious about this. I get a lot of messages about... Is there snow on my nose?

I'm so sorry. He's not being a rock to the nose. I'm sorry, I'm very rude. It's okay. I get a lot of messages that are basically like, wow, it's so cool that you're a bisexual man.

It makes me feel more comfortable about admitting this to my friends or coming out or something to that avail, which I didn't expect because being bi, honestly honestly is not a very significant part of my like personal identity i do not really care that i'm bisexual it just is the way you're talking to a man who's made gay a big part of his identity but i'm profitable i'm

wondering because i feel a little weird i feel a little weird being that person for people sometimes because i feel like i i'm not trying to like guys. I'm not trying to be homosexual. I'm just the way I am, and I just exist, and I want to be on this show with my friends. That's it. That's it. I think a lot of people will look at us.

There are a lot of people out there that are struggling because I get the same thing. I get a lot of these messages. I think that it's really cool for people that are going through you know the struggle of coming out and coming to terms with their sexuality when they see people like us that are just living a normal life and having normal interactions and being on a podcast with your friends and just being comfortable in their own skin i think that to them it's like oh you know there's after i come out there's life after that because think that to them, it's like, oh, you know, there's, after I come out,

there's life after that. Because a lot of people think it's like, people are young, it's like the end of the world, I'm going to come out like, oh my God, I'm gonna lose all my friends, I'm gonna lose all my family, you know, and I think that seeing people that are very comfortable, like, you know, like us very comfortable on our skin, I think it's sort of like, like, oh, thank you so much for just being yourself. Like, I don't think think that they we don't think about it right but like to them looking at us like thank you for just being leading by just example just like you're just being yourself which is you're not trying to be but you're you're leading by example do you do you feel the pressure to like match some version of being gay for people like that that's something that i think about a lot is like because

being gay isn't like a significant part of my identity i don't know i feel like i'm maybe failing people by like not being more connected to like queer culture and being like put on that pedestal sometimes as the bisexual or the gay person yeah and i wanted to know how you feel about that i mean i don't feel really a lot of pressure i do get which i have a lot of privilege you know as you do being like we have a lot of privilege because we're we're more you know straight coded if you will yeah heteronormative and we don't face the same abuse that a lot of uh queer people face which is unfortunate you know that that anybody gets treated differently. But I'd say that I'm losing track of what I was saying. I lost my train of thought.

I don't really feel the pressure, but I will say that, I mean, sometimes it's annoying to, cause we are more heteronormative. Do you ever get like, oh, he's like, I get a lot of comments like, oh, he's not actually gay. He's just doing it for clout. Or I get a lot of people alleging that I'm bisexual because I came out as bisexual. A long time ago, I came out as bisexual.

No, he's gay as fuck, dude. But like, there's people that like- Talk to this man. Very few. Talk to this man about titties and you will understand how gay he is. Okay. That was so Trump. Very. There's a lot of people say very few very very few people very

small very small amount of people will allege that i'm bisexual but i want to make it clear right now if i have to be as clear as day i will i am not in the slot i am gay as gay can be it's how i feel comfortable i think sexuality is very complex and there's nuances to it and could i find a woman attractive sure do i want to sleep with a woman no yeah no anyway sorry not to detract no it's okay i i think i i just feel when when people like send me a message like that and they're like wow you're you're this representation you're something that like makes me feel good it's it's just a clip of them talking about how they're going to kill you.

They're like, wow, finally. You can make money off that. Because I don't feel like I'm gay enough in some ways. I feel like I don't deserve to be that person for them. Can I cut in? No. You're gay enough. I see what you mean. i see what you mean but i mean like

yeah like ledwig said you you everybody said you're gay enough everybody on the everybody it's also like fuck the people watching are all like stereotypically gay they might be as as non-gay as you are and still gay like maybe they want to be fucking i think it's more the idea of like because of the heteronormative like because i i'm very passing as a straight person i haven't been bullied for being gay very many times in my life or like only in bits and pieces and because i'm not that queer person who has dealt with that growing up do i i and now i get to hold the like sit on the fucking you're not really holding it though it's not like you're fucking cashing in and you're and you're saying like hey guys yeah i i guess i'm not

cashing in on that yeah so it's fine yeah i mean yeah but i think also every every queer person whether bisexual gay lesbian trans we all occupy a part of the section of the spectrum of sexuality and i think that it's important to rep you know important representation we were uh you you are you know i'm i'm we're all different uh and we sit on the spectrum somewhere i think that it's you know i don't think that um i don't know how to put this you're gay enough i. I'm gay. I'm gay. I was going to say, look, I'm sure Ludwig gets this message a lot about, you know,

coming out and being a French man publicly. You know, that's, that's way, that's way, way, way more unacceptable in my opinion. Honestly,

we do get a lot of attacks, which is what I wanted to talk about next. Okay. Pull up the $59 million. Yeah. Enough of this stuff 59 million dollar french wedding it's time to slander france because ludwig augurn look up 59 million dollar french wedding okay no just look up no no just look up 59 million dollar

wedding on google it'll come up okay whoa see i don't because i see him right here yeah this one okay this one first one yeah that's right pull it up you don't have to put up with shit okay so here's here's what's going on okay where you click out x out of my email please thank you okay you. Okay. So, Lopagogrin just came back from France, and I like to call his behavior about being French very similar to a semester at Sea Kid, who's like, oh, I'm so French. I just got back, ha, ha, ha,

which I'm sure gets a little annoying from time to time. It doesn't get annoying at all. I don't bring it up that often, for one. Do you speak French? I do. I'm fluent. I don't bring it up that often for one. Do you speak French? I do. I'm fluent. I don't bring it up, but I am. Really?

What? Say anything. What? Say. Omelette du fromage. Omelette du fromage. Omelette du fromage. He is French.

He's a... Okay. He got more... You got to meet Dalton. You want to talk to him? Yeah. So here's the thing. I won't say it again what what america on top this story is one of my favorite stories from this past week okay these two people right here right in front of your screens got married in the palos de versailles

and say that right they got married in versa, they got married in Versailles? They got married in Versailles in a $59 million wedding earlier this week, and Twitter has been on fire. Show the video. Roll the tape, March. Okay, to be clear, I don't buy the $59 million. No, no, no. They got like PJs for every one of the fucking guests and shit.

Bro, that doesn't even scrape a mil. They got, wait, listen, there's more. This is awesome. I love this song. I've seen this TikTok, and look, this wedding is beautiful, and I'm sure renting out the fucking Palace of Versailles is not cheap. And I also think they have like a star performance from Maroon 5. Yeah.

Adam Levine. Adam Levine. I don't know what his name is. Adam Levine was there saying Maroon 5. What was that text that Adam Levine sent Levine I don't know what his name is Adam Levine was there saying Maroon 5 that's just me what was that text that Adam Levine sent that one time

he wanted to name his daughter after his mistress or something fuck you're so sexy fuck you're so sexy fuck you're so sexy when you get married

for 59 million dollars so maybe it's not 59 million dollars but it's a very lavish very expensive wedding very lavish wedding everyone went crazy over it why the reason why i love it is personally because this is not like a hedge fund manager or someone that you would normally

consider to drop like a couple of fucking i'm there all the time in miami yeah so someone who drops a couple racks uh like this a million bob brockway is the ceo of israe automotive group which sold for 700 million so for me that's my favorite part of the story it's that it's a south it's a southern florida car dealership owner that was able to uh you know, purchase time at the fucking Versailles, a place where, like, you know, royalty. This is an institution. This is a place that... I'm pretty sure that's where Louis the Cez and Marie Antoinette lived for a bit

before they got fucking... Exactly. She also does this as well. She does a Marie Antoinette bachelorette party, a Marie Antoinette-themed bachelorette party. But I thought, what a perfect opportunity to shit on france because there's nothing better there is this is pure domination this shows the rest of the world that our used car dealership owners and their fucking daughters can go take shits in the palace de versailles and have their fucking shit ass wedding there

yeah try to rip the capital wait can you can you go up to the first photo again you guys even in the palace of Versailles and have their fucking shit-ass wedding there. Yeah, try to rip the capital. Wait, can you go up to the first photo again? What do you guys even fucking have? Look at that. Look at that. That's a dude wearing a Dallas Cowboys sweatshirt

and he just got married at the fucking Versailles Palace. Let's back it up, buddy. There's nothing more. Buddy, here's the thing. You're trying to use this as a way to attack the French. This shows the liberation of the French

because this used to be a royal palace, but they reclaimed it. And now it's a toilet. They reclaimed it by fucking murdering the king and the queen. Now it's a fucking toilet. A guy who wears Dallas Cowboys sweatshirts got married in it. They murdered it, guys.

They murdered the king and the queen. They reclaimed all of the land. It's Disneyland now. So they could give it to American rich people. So they could fucking rent it out and farm them for cash. Yes. That's beautiful. What does that say?

What does that say about French institutions? Can I tell you about one of the most beautiful French institutions? It's the fact that... Disneyland, Paris. First of all... Abolishing age of consent laws. Everyone there gets one to two hours of lunch. Secularism.

Guaranteed. Okay? They actually have a real separation of church and? Everyone there gets one to two hours of lunch. Secularism. Guaranteed. Okay, they actually have a real separation of church and state over there. My aunt, God bless her heart, hasn't worked a day in her life. God bless her heart,

she's not worked a day in her life. She collected unemployment for 30 years and now she's on retirement. Unemployment? I'm proud of her. That's awesome. She hasn't worked

since she was 27. I'm proud of her for milking the system. I'm proud of her. She's milked it all. She's single as heck. She's got two dogs that dogs are cute as hell do you have unlimited unemployment in france you got all that fucking juice that's awesome yeah and then she's on that retirement too i should reconnect with that gay couple who bought that mansion in france wait you were talking to them

uh not romantically well they did want me to come be their boy at the house for the summer. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Hold on. Wait. Wait. They wanted you to be their boy. Yeah.

That's awesome. Why did you turn that down? Why did you turn that down? Well, I didn't. I was. I didn't think about it. I was so busy. The hors d'oeuvres.

So wait, wait. So they were extremely well. They wanted you to be their boy. I kind of could have gone and lived out call me by your name now i think about it of age call me by your name okay i was 25 years old that's not very french then you realize that was the last opportunity in your life to be a boy like that i think i have one of their numbers you're gonna be 30 in four years am i gonna regret this you're not gonna be i met i met this gay this gay uh guy from london who sells he runs a like a very fancy furniture store in london it sounds very white lotus it was it was very white lotus-esque and i met him at a bar in canada and he told me that

him and his husband were moving to this like french mansion they had just bought it they were going to retire there and i should come spend the summer with them and you didn't do it i do it dude damn that was a mistake i'll be honest i kind of want a sugar daddy you're rich i know but yeah but i'm but imagine can you explain what happened i get why i know what you mean because it's like you're wanted you No, I feel wanted. No, no, no. You're wanted and someone is willing to take this. I want a sugar daddy, but I want to put in no work for it. What do you want from the sugar daddy? Just to buy stuff?

Just give me money. What happened in Italy? What? What happened? Oh, Ludwig wants to know the story. So I stayed at a hotel in Italy and I checked out of the hotel. And by the way, paid follow-up. You recommended this hotel,-up you recommended this hotel i recommend we stayed there it was excellent the first time i realized the value of a concierge yep yep yep beautiful hotel right next to the spanish steps in italy gorgeous

what part of italy uh next rome spanish steps rome italy stayed in this beautiful hotel was like it when i stay there i'm going to italy no don't stay there because yeah it's beautiful we'll get to it okay it was it was 1200 euros a night when Italy. No, don't stay there. Yeah, it's beautiful. We'll get to it. Okay. It was 1,200 euros a night when I was there. I don't know how much was it when you were there. I don't remember.

He's just so rich. Yeah, money's no object to him. So anyway, so it was 1,200 euros a night when I stayed there. Really expensive hotel. So I go to the hotel. I stay there. It's great. I check out, give them my American Express.

I pay for it all. I'm like, like cool go back to the united states i get an email from the folks and they say mr show we forgot to charge you for 150 euros your you ordered two days uh in a row i ordered cachua pepe to the okay it was 75 and it was 75 euros for the cachua salad a bottle of wine you know a little bit extra oh bottle of wine yeah two nights are 150 euros okay and i'm and they send me this credit card authorization form that i have to print out fill out i'm like no i'm not paying for it like you're a five star you're a six star hotel i went does it even go that high it i'm i've been

called out on this before i don't know know. It's a very high star hotel. Okay, sure. It's really... The highest. I'm like, you are a luxury hotel. It's embarrassing that you got to come collect 100 for the year. So it doesn't... That was in 2021.

I have gotten emails from them every three months for two years chasing down 150 euros of room service. This is like my Icelandic speeding ticket. Oh, speaking of. They've been emailing me for years. Speaking of robbing Italians, do you remember the last time that Ezio was in town? Yeah. Did you get a blue jacket?

Yeah. He's trying to charge me for your blue jacket. Did you never pay? Dude, I 100% paid for that. Because he was like, you didn charge me for your blue jacket. Did you never pay? Dude, I 100% paid for that. Because he was like, you didn't pay for your blue jacket. And I was like, I didn't get a blue jacket. You got a gray jacket. I got a gray jacket.

Do I got a gray jacket? Yes. Wait, blue shirt? No, no, no, blue jacket. Well, we can run this through. We can run this through. I wouldn't want to leave you hanging like that, but I'm very sure that I paid for mine.

I love that you have a- The Italians are hunting down payments. That's what we're learning. The Italians need money. They're brutal. I'm going to Italy. Stay at that hotel just for the sake of it.

And talk, bring up, talk to the manager about how my friend owes you money. Let me show you my guy Ezio. Oh, I got a great idea. Hassan should go to that hotel

and pay my bill. Yo. That'd be sick. Fuck no. You should ride a Vespa while you're there. I'm going to call them and be like,

hey, that guest is my, he's my power of attorney. It don't work that way. I'm going to be like, I don't fucking know. Would you ever ride a motorcycle? Yes. Would you ever ride a Vespa? Yeah.

Would you ever? Would you ever Vespa through Rome with your friend as he callously cuts you off next to a bus in the middle of an intersection? Probably. Causing you to fall over in the middle of the intersection with your friend as he callously cuts you off next to a bus in the middle of an intersection causing you to fall over in the middle of the intersection with your passenger? Maybe. Would you get mad at your friend if he did that? Is that oddly specific?

I don't know. This is actually the angriest Aiden's ever been at me. This is the most mad I ever got at Ludwig. He was mad at me because I was stunting freaking my shit on my bike. He was goofing off because we're Vespa in through traffic in Italy and there's cars everywhere. I'm between a car and a bus and Ludwig comes up on the side, squeezes by as we pull up to the intersection and then it goes, the light goes red and he slams on the brakes, but I have nowhere to go. I can't

go around Ludwig. I can't go to the side. It's, I have to pick bus or car and I just kind of slam back and we fall over in the middle of the intersection. The most angry I've ever been with him. Do you guys fight very often? No,

I apologize. There's no fight to be had here. I was in the wrong. Okay. Hassan and I don't fight that often. We never fight. We never fight. I've never,

have you actually gotten really mad? Oh, one time I had him go on a date with me and Malkova and I streamed it. I got mad at him for that, but it wasn't... It was like short-lived. And then one time he got mad at me. When did I get mad at you? In Amsterdam.

When we were on the boat. What did I get mad at? You don't even remember it, but that was like the most serious you've ever... That's the most serious you've ever gotten. Because you were like complaining about some shit. Do you remember? Yeah, you were complaining. I don't remember what it was exactly, but we were like, it was a chaotic situation.

And you got like overwhelmed with how chaotic the situation was. But because like you wanted to be a part of it, but you also had like maybe some other obligations. I don't remember. Oh, yeah. But you literally were like, enough enough hasan or something like that and i was just like i just ate it at that moment because i was like was i the course was i pissing you off though you were but you were also completely out of pocket but i was like i need to defuse the situation instead of popping off on him and and move on and let's shoot the podcast instead oh yeah yeah, I was pissed. I was a little edgy.

I went through a rough period of my life for about a year. It happens. I've never been mad at Ed, then. I don't think I've been mad in the past five years at anyone. You've never gotten mad at me? That's insane. What? You've never gotten mad?

I think in the past five years, I don't think I've ever... Do you count... Okay, when you say that, do you mean like you've never like outwardly got mad at somebody? Yes. Because you probably harbor some sort of internal. I've had some frustrations with people, but I've never been outwardly mad to someone. With me?

With frustrations. When did you get frustrated with me? Every day. Every day. How you absolutely botched our swipe drop. What? Speaking of, bidet.gg, guys. When does this podcast come out?

Tuesday? Monday. Monday? Tomorrow. Oh, today is the last day you can get free shipping on a bidet. Free domestic shipping. I need some bidets. Free domestic shipping.

Hold on, you know what? I'll allow that ad to stay in if you give me a couple. I'll give you one free swipe plus bidet. Buy it in full. Wait, really? Yeah. How do I do that? I'll just.

You hit up him. Don't give it away for free. Can I hit up you? Yeah. Okay. I'm going to hit up you for a bidet. I've been waiting. You just have to pay shipping. Shipping. It's like $500. Oh my God, that's expensive.

What else do you guys want to plug? Because we're about to move on to the paywall. Bidet.gg Well, well, well. Are you happy with your butt? Yeah, I am actually. Can Aiden come install it? Aiden will come install it to every single person who buys it from this podcast. And on the paywall proportion, I have some Turkish treats. Whoa.

And I'm going to make you guys try these out. Yo. And on the. Ludwig, that's genius. On the bonus episode, Hassan's going to tell you about how I'm intimidating, actually. We're going to get gayer on the bonus episode. What? Yeah. See you on the other side. Patreon.'m intimidating, actually. We're going to get gayer on the bonus episode. What? Yeah.

See you on the other side. Patreon.com slash Fear Ann. We need to get our money up, not our funny up, because March is losing to Zipper right now. Everybody subscribe to support Marsh. You know what? I got an idea. Ludwig, you and I, sexy photo shoot.

Whoa. You guys just did one, didn't you? No, no, no. No, that doesn't count. But you did do one. That was a calendar calendar shoot did you like it it was good you were i feel like and this is gonna sound hurtful and i mean it you i feel like are gonna be too much of a pain in the ass for me to do you won't what is that sentence reply no no no you won't no i won't be a pain in the ass you but i feel awesome hassan was he a pain in the ass during the calendar shoot um

i mean that's he's just like normally a pain in the ass so he was just normal i just feel like you would because you're very particular yeah i am he wasn't he wasn't worse than usual but i think it's really nice to him ludwig we need to do a sexy christmas photo shoot okay would i will be i will be christmas yeah i need i need a holiday i've been thinking about doing a sexy photo shoot for christmas i'm sick and tired of doing it can we do a competing calendar you and me against fear and wait like you and me just me and you just you yeah we do a competing sexy shoot calendar that would be insane and we say fear and and yard boys get this not the fear and one wow and our proceeds go to us.