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Episode Date: August 26, 2024

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another exciting episode of the Fearan Podcast, where we are joined by two fabulous guests from Crash Dummies. Crash Dummies Podcast. What are their names? Mike. Mike and Patrick. Hassan got his burrito, so we're gonna eat these right now. He doesn't think I did my research.

That's crazy. It's not much to research that we're not famous. Hassan's really good at not being racist. I've never met anybody who's on top of he doesn't even indulge you can't even get him like one layer oh yeah what are you talking are you trying to catch him no he has been no one time i purposely did he shut it down right yeah no it's the second day two days in a row with

a burrito yeah i'm turkish he's been on the left for so long. He's just very well trained. That's good. The hospitality is from just being Turkish. Like, I love having people over and, you know, opening up my home to people. When you look at him, did you expect him to be a little racist? No, you know. I look racist. Fuck the part. He looks like the Quakers. The one who slays you so I go to their house.

This would be like the most heart-wrenching moment are you a quaker get your black ass wrong house yeah um i uh we we played basketball earlier yeah this is why they're late yeah so hasan was complaining about it too but he made you guys play basketball. I did. We didn't want to play that last game, Hassan. Bro, you didn't want to play because you were getting cooked. We were getting cooked.

I tried to split it up between Milwaukee and LA. LA took it this way, but the thing I hate about it is that those courts, it's like y'all know how to play on those courts. Y'all just throwing anything off the backboard and it's going in. That's home court advantage. We gave it to y'all though. Yeah. I mean courts. Y'all just throw anything off the backboard and it's going in. That's home court advantage. We gave it to y'all, though.

Yeah. I mean, I'm down. If I ever find myself in Milwaukee, I'll ball up with you guys over there. Is he any good? Yeah, yeah. He has his unk moves down. Okay. Oh, unk moves.

Yeah, yeah. Wait, hold on. You guys are around the same age and you call him unk, too? No, he's older, though. Oh, yeah, yeah. He definitely is older. Even you call him unk? Yeah, definitely unk.

Yeah, we come from a black household where your uncle could be two years older, though. Oh, yeah, yeah. He definitely is older. Even you call him Unc? Yeah, definitely Unc. Yeah, we come from a black household where your uncle could be two years older or younger. Yeah. I think Unc is like a mindset. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. And on the court is a move set.

Yes. Definitely a move set. Like, my game winner three-point off the backboard, that's an Unc move. Like, if you're dropping it off the backboard from range, that's your uncle status for sure. And Hasan has a very stoic face, so even the bat shots, it's still believable that he thinks it's going to go in.

You play any sports, Austin? I used to play soccer. You played soccer? Yeah, I was a competitive soccer player for a long time. By competitive, what do you mean? I had to make the team. Okay. And then we traveled a little bit.

I got it. And I don't tell anybody. It was the B team. High school? I didn't play in high school. Well, I tell people I didn't play in high school because I got injured. Truthfully, I got cut my freshman year. Oh, man.

And then I just gave up for the rest of the time. I always wondered about that. What would it like to be cut? I don't think I would try again. Damn, he just flexed on you so nice. No, no, no. I didn't go through a big enough deal for anybody to get cut. It was devastating.

No, he was flexing on you. No, it was devastating. What's that like to be a fucking loser? I did have an injury, and I couldn't try out. And I was hoping that they would be like, oh, you played for teams or you had to get selected. So I thought that they would just know that I would be good enough. And they didn't care, and so they cut me.

And it sucked. It was devastating. Changed the trajectory of my life. What were their names? I like bashing people. I don't remember their names. I blacked out. I got a fifth-grade teacher, Mr. Creeper. He was a people. I don't remember their names. I blacked out. I got a fifth grade teacher, Mr. Creeper.

He was a dick. I'm not going to lie. Yeah. Yeah. He changed the trajectory of my life. Yeah. Show me racism can come from in many forms. Really?

What did he do? He used to like, we used to have like a talent show and he would pick the talent that you had to do. And mine was like always to freestyle. I'm like, the fuck? You were the, like you were one of the few black kids yeah it was like it was like this is like a two-year span i was in like omaha nebraska at the school called holy name he'll always like try to get me to freestyle or be like oh pat let's see one of those dance moves like what the fuck that's crazy i feel like i feel like omaha nebraska is so white that it's like they almost

exhibit like chinese style like racism you know i'm talking about like being a black guy in china they're like oh you're like an athlete it's kind of similar to turkey like if there's there's not a lot of black people in turkey because you know the ottoman empire didn't participate in chattel slavery um they only enslaved white people which was pretty cool i think um anyway he he hates white people bro bro we did the pod question we did uh i did their pod last night and we're actually going to do a really fun segment that they uh do on their podcast where they ask a question their audience and the one dude was like the question was what's one thing that's wrong with your uh with your country wrong or right with

your country and the one dude said white people so we called him and that was the only dude who knew who i was the other guy was just like bro who are you yeah yeah that dude he had 55 followers asking who you are you like bro who are you yeah we that was that was a lot of fun um the the segment that we're talking about is on a crash dummies podcast if you guys have seen their tiktoks they're massive uh they're blowing up everywhere. But they ask a question on Instagram live or like on Instagram to their audience and their stories and then they just call them

in real time, which is what we are going to be doing. And I wanted to like not pollute the queries by pumping it up with my audience. I didn't want my audience to answer any of your questions but do you ever talk to your audience yeah like face to face like yeah i do like i mean i do it when i'm out and about when i'm like live streaming i do meetups

and stuff but then beyond that i do a segment called chad vice or just like give them advice uh we we pick them uh ahead of time yeah also i'm i will be way too paranoid to be be in your position i saw you get stream sniped yeah just recently yeah like sitting down and some dude came behind you and said something yeah i would just be i mean it was funny though because it's like it's that rarely ever happens i think it's because i'm a big dude like no one no one ever like no no no it was just some random dude who's like a fan of like some other fucking loser content creator who like stalks my shit. And he came up and he was, he just was like, oh, this person made you and then walked away.

Right. And I didn't even like hear him. And I was in the middle of like talking about eating my fries. So I just kept talking about it. But then Twitter was like, yo, he got owned. Right. Someone was like, he got cyber bullied IRL. And I was like, bro, if you write that, you're a fucking loser.

Like, what do you mean cyber bullied IRL? It just means bullying. What's funny is then they found his Discord, like where he was like writing in the Discord server. He was like, oh, my God, I saw Hassan. I'm shaking. Like, what should I say to him? I'm going to go up to him. Oh my God. And he was like riding that high for like, uh, for like a couple of days apparently. And we didn't even know. And then of course, lo and behold,

we look back, like they found his fucking Twitter account and he's like calling black dudes, monkeys and shit. Classic. Immediately. Old school. Which is expected. What if racists just stopped saying I'm not racist, I'm old school. That's what Tucker Carlson calls that. He calls it legacy Americans.

Because he can't say Native Americans. He'll be like, yeah, legacy Americans. Wait, that's what he calls it legacy Americans. Yeah. Like, cause he can't say native Americans, you know what I mean? So he'll, he'll be like, yeah, legacy American. Wait,

that's what he calls native legacy. No, no, no. He calls like white people legacy. Like he had to, he had to gentrify that term. What do you guys,

so obviously Hassan talks about politics a lot on his stream. What do you guys usually talk about on the podcast? Well, we talk about, we have like a dynamic between like the four of us and I always tell people it plays out like a dysfunctional family sort of thing. So we go out through our weeks

and then we sit down on Sundays or whatever day we decide to film and we just talk about it and a lot of it is berating me for being gay usually. You're the gay one. I'm the gay one. Oh, you couldn't tell, right? No, no, I really couldn't tell right no no i

really couldn't because i thought it was a gay mormon but he said it was just like a gay guy and a former mormon you had to brief them yeah because i wanted i wanted them to be like now we have a gay man on the podcast and a mormon yes this is why they this is why they said he's not racist like i had to give them a briefing ahead of time like if you hear something like if you hear something that's like a little off color like oh they're well intentioned i mean that would kind of be whiplash if i just started like talking about sucking dick like right in front of you and you had no idea no no i was assuming that you're like doing like some type of like dark humor bit oh no no you know like i

had no friends that like joke like that and i just like no it was i wasn't giving them a heads up because you're gay i was giving them a heads up that you're not getting very uncomfortable no i was giving him a heads up to be like he's not racist but like he might say some shit that you might find like i'm just glad i'm just glad we like finally ran into you. Because it's hard. Everybody walking through, I'm like, he's gay. He's gay. He's gay.

I don't know who's gay. You don't know who's gay? You don't even know. No, I couldn't tell. No, you didn't know. I'm straight passing. He's trying to figure out who to hate crime. Yeah. He's like, I can't tell.

Well, if you want to, you're in a safe space. Because he hates. I'm a foe. He's an LGBTQ foe. Yeah. He doesn't like. Oh, you don't. No, he doesn't.

I don't like him. He doesn't fuck with gay people. I don't like him. No. Oh, damn. Yeah. No, this is also a meme in our community. But so.

What is that? What's the word that people write in your stream? K-E-W, something like that. K-E-W. It's an emo. It's an emo. It's like a laugh. So you don't have the extension that shows the email got it so it's like a guy it's the guy laughing like the came from i was like he's like a famous spanish guy yeah he recently passed away he's like a spanish comedian and he has like this wonderful laugh and it's just

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and use code FEARAND. Manscaped, the perfect way to get your patties sizzling hot this summer. Did you guys watch Twitch? Yeah. How did you meet Hasan? How did you figure out about him? I hit him up. I really like their podcast. I saw that Golden went on him? I hit him up. Oh, you hit him up. Yeah. Cool. I really like their podcast.

And I saw the golden one on it and I hit him up and I was like, yo, are you guys ever in LA? Like what's, I thought you guys were in LA actually. I would have never thought you were in fucking Milwaukee. Everybody thinks that. Nobody ever thinks that. That's why I like, it's so weird. Like walking into a target there and like being followed by like 17 year old kids and

they finally muster up the energy to be like, you're that guy from a podcast. I'm just like, bro. Or you get those looks like, I know him from somewhere. Because obviously, even when you see our clips, it's not really like, hey, I'm Mike, and I'm Pat. So it's just like, oh, those guys look familiar type of thing. Seen you guys somewhere.

I get why people do the blonde hair thing or try to make their own look. Because if they want to be no more, I would never do that. Do you, do you like the attention that you guys get? You don't like it. What do you say when people come up to you? You go,

tell them that it's not me. It's not me. And I go, what the fuck? Somebody came up to me. I was at a gay bar, uh, in Chicago and I came up.

Yeah. Boys town. Yeah. I was in boys town. Oh, they got good food there. I'm not gonna lie. They got, Boys Town. I was in Boys Town. Oh. They got good food there. I'm not going to lie. They got good food there.

I'm not going to lie. It was a breakfast place. I actually went with another guy. He had the whole buffet, dude. I was in... So I was in Boys Town and this guy comes up to me and he grabs me.

Oh my God. Hassan. Yeah. He's like... He thought you were me? Yes yeah he's like he thought you were me yes he's like no my god did it oh my god hasan he did not think that you were me i swear to god that's fucking ridiculous i swear to god he looked at me dead in the eye how drunk he even said your middle name he was like hasan dogan piker he said your full name dogan bro your name's out there yeah we don't yeah dogan that's it's supposed to be his first name yeah they know i told him about my grandfather last night we had we did a podcast we did their podcast it's gonna come out on wednesday right yes yeah so i didn't correct

him of course because you didn't correct him no of course not There's just like one random twink out there in Chicago That thinks I'm like fucking 5'10 Are you kidding me? You know how tall he is Because he uses 5'10 as like an insult I don't think that's bad right? How tall are you guys? 6'1

I think 5'9 No I'll tell you guys 6'1 I think 5'9 No 5'9 I wish My audience Was 5'5 Like legit Oh okay

No they're big as fuck Actually you There was one There was There was one play When we were playing basketball When you When you drove in

Or I think No I think I tried to I tried to bump you up in a post move, and you knocked the wind out of me a little bit. I was like, damn. It's like that football stuff. Yeah, yeah.

That's like, I mean, you're my weight. You're 230, you said. Yeah. Yeah. We played at college, and he played receiver, and I played DB, like corner. Oh, hell yeah. At the same exact weight. What, D1 or?

D3. D3. Okay. Low level guy. Yeah, but it doesn't matter. The athleticism is still there. They didn't play competitive on the B team.

Or whatever the fuck you're talking about. That's how I met Pat, though. I know for one thing is for sure. I am definitely more athletic than him by a long shot it's not even close he's actually sneaky athletic

we haven't seen him do it I love saying that about white guys sneaky athletic that's the reverse racism he can play one sport and that's basketball everything else he'll blow a hip or a knee or something like that. I mean, not anymore.

He has been injured at every athletic event that I have been. Who can throw a baseball better? Oh, probably me, for sure. Actually, can you even throw? Are you kidding me? I have no mechanics for that. We had a football game with a bunch of streamers. I put up like 600 yards.

Oh, you were a quarterback? Oh, you might have had that. That's what I'm saying. I played no football, no baseball whatsoever. Bro, I grew up horseback riding. I was a professional. Oh, yeah, I forgot turkey. What's the most popular sport there?

It's soccer. Soccer? And I hated soccer. Soccer and hair transplants. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Soccer's the most popular. Basketball's the second most popular.

And I played basketball but like my parents made me they made me do horseback riding so i was a show jumper like a professional equestrian show jumper that's what i did until high school and then my horse died and i was like thank god like it was sad but it was also like thank god i can like finally get out of this like sorry it went downhill quick yeah damn i didn't mean to bum you guys out your horse no um how did it die uh she had kidney failure that's how can you have like a backup horse no i mean there were i the only time i ever competed with someone else's horse was a stallion and i think there was like a mare in heat during competition so he was like trying to buck me like he like he literally i mean it was what does that mean crazy he was trying to kick me off so he would like oh that's but the horse was your pet right

also well i guess technically but it's not like a dog you know what i mean because i was saying mike's comments like insensitive like what happened he's like why do you have a backup one like imagine hey bro my cat died what's your backup cat yeah but i feel like you don't use your cat for a sport yeah if you had your cat if you were like the puppy bowl I feel like you don't use your cat for a sport. If you had your cat, like the puppy bowl or something, you'd definitely have to have a backup dog. No, that's their main dog. You don't normally

compete with other horses, unless you have multiple horses. I mean, your career, when the horse dies, your career dies? No, most people don't have one horse, and they also will get another horse if they want to continue competing. Why did you have to wait for the horse to die?

Why couldn't you just... Because the horse didn't just die instantly. It looked like it was sick for a little bit, right? It's like the avatar or something. The thing is, it's also a fucking investment. It's expensive as shit. There's a stable you have to pay for. It's a stable hand that works

all day, every day. When was the last time you rode a horse? I can't anymore. They won't let me. Oh yeah, he killed a horse. No, not because of that, bro. I didn't kill my horse. I think you might have killed another horse. No, they won't let me anymore because like back then i i hadn't yeah i'm too big now yeah i hadn't gone yeah i hadn't gone through my growth spurt like like i think it was like sophomore year of

high school my horse died like that's right as i was like growing a lot and then i got a second puberty when i got into college i went into college six foot one got out of college six four which is crazy but you grew in college yeah i grew in college yeah it was awesome but base or i was like six two by the time i got to college but um the thing is once i got over like 200 pounds they were like you can't ride horses i didn't know that was a thing yeah i guess those guys are always smaller though that's true you can you can be like a little bit taller if you're doing like other kinds of horseback riding there's like western there's dressage uh and then what i was doing is show jumping it's obviously better if you're smaller when you're show jumping but you still have to but you still have to have a lot of leg strength

because you're manipulating a horse with your legs. We went horseback riding not too long ago. Not for me. I love horses, though. Yeah. They're like big dogs. Yeah, that's the scary part, though, because it was like eight horses around us.

We actually were horses, too, in a play, too. Oh, really? Yeah. I didn't know i didn't know why are we dropping that what because this is this is the side side track but nobody i just so i need to have embarrassing stories shut up people are supposed to bring it out of you you're not supposed to volunteer i needed one credit a theater credit in college random was like, oh, Pat was in the play. Pat was like, hey, Mike, come do this play. It's going to be good. It's going to be easy, right?

We get there. There's five horses. I'm a horse. Pat's a horse. And we're wearing. Wait, you're the. Stop, bro. I thought you were riding the horse for a play.

One of our co-hosts, I mean, co-stars got. He got rode. He got rode. He got rode. Like, a dude, it was called Equus. A dude, well, climbed on his back. That's got to be racist. Man. We're all minorities, too.

That's got to be racist. Four black guys. We had zero lines, and we had to stay there the longest for the play. That's insane. So we had, like, five-hour days. That's crazy we're in gray uh leotard like just tights with a a big helmet that looks like a horse and then hooves like front heels damn yeah i've got to show you the picture oh you have the photo yeah yeah send it to me and then

i'll i'll send it to march or you can airdrop it to him directly. I was Toto in Wizard of Oz. You're the dog? I was the dog, yeah. They had like a... Okay, bro, that was like literally like a couple months ago. That's different. I guess you just did a play? I did. As an adult?

I got cast, yeah, unfortunately. Well, it was... Bro, I was... He was Dorothy. I was Dorothy. In the same play? Yeah. I was his dog.

Yeah, we do shit for streaming all the time. Yeah, it was like Twitch. I was his dog. Yeah, we do shit for streaming all the time. It was like Twitch. It was a Twitch thing. Our friend who just ditched, the Mormon who just ditched this podcast because she's racist. That is so crazy. Is she not one? Oh, man.

She's an ex-Mormon, but sometimes it comes out. Ex-Mormon? Yeah. Is that just by like... And that's not like the Quakers. Like, not at all. I feel like sometimes when they aren't Mormon anymore, it's because it's like one big thing that they don't agree with, but they still kind of like follow that lifestyle.

No, no, she's not like that. She's just all the way out. She bakes still. I guess, yeah, that's right. Mormon's baked? Yeah. No, she's like, she has like trad wife qualities for sure, but like she's not like that at all.

No, she's very, she's not Mormon at all. Oh my gosh. That is, where am I at? On the right, right there, that's you. Was this in high school? That's crazy. No, it was college. That's crazy. That's bad. Oh. Was this in high school? That's crazy. No, it was college. It was college.

Yeah. That's crazy. That's bad. We did. Is that guy white? Who is that? I forgot. He might be white.

They got two white guys. Who is that? The other guy is like, is some type of Hispanic. Adam Salinas. The guy all the way on the left. Oh. I don't know who the other white guy is. I did this for one credit.

One credit. Was it worth it? No, it was not worth it. Five hours a day? I had to do it. It was so bad. It was the worst. That's why I was like, I can't trust Pat with anything anymore.

The rule at the school was if you had a major role in one play, you had to play a minor role in the next play. And he invited me for the minor role to be a horse. And I fell during the last night. And he invited me for the minor role to be a horse. And I fell during the last night. We do like this. I don't know. The guy's going crazy. He's having fever dreams. And it's a dream

where all the horses are stomping around his body. But on the last night. Wait, so you did have lunch? That is literally. Yo, that's gotta be racist. No, no, we definitely were named. Looking back, it was crazy. And they gave us a shit cake.

A shit looking cake. To celebrate. To celebrate. Horse shit. They look like horse shit. White direction. Shout out to Charlie Krebs. Charlie Krebs is not racist.

Sometimes, like, un-racist people do racist things. Yeah, he's got white horses. Yeah. So, the last night, he came to us right before the play and he went to all of us he was just like i just feel like you guys could like name more and and go a little harder and like at this point like you know people have seen us like our our peers have seen us in these costumes and you like you like you're lucky we're walking out on the stage like so we're pissed like bro we're just talking like oh i got something for him and like

i don't let stuff go so on the last one we're surrounding them we're supposed to nay nay go hard that's what he's waiting for i just start fucking barking so he was dying laughing And he ended up falling Because he was laughing so hard So We all had And then he You know Mike's like 6'1

So he stretched And our X is only this big Those heels that are on there You can't stand straight up Somebody has to grab you up Like you can't get up on your own Oh no And we can't help him

Because we're on still suit So I like step over him And I like go And we all't help him because we're on still soon. So I like step over him and I go And we all just leave the stage and I like have to like a roll like swigging my way off stage Nobody can see was there an audience at this time? Yeah, this is like a Sunday audience a community community Chalice your boy in community. Our director was definitely in tears. Oh It's just like I don't know what happened people was definitely in tears though he's just like i don't know what happened like people in the audience said they heard our project you ruined his art project this was big this was he was gonna make

it big yeah he might have he was actually in the play too he was in the play that's why yeah all right so um speaking of embarrassing moments uh can you pull that harry daniels tiktok up march okay so there's some lore behind this that i haven't told you yet okay well let me let me uh let me explain what's going on here so i'm at the dnc in chicago okay at the united center where the democratic national convention is happening this is the last day of the democratic national convention and um you know i said some things i said some things non-stop throughout the four-day process. And they were kind enough to give me a lot of access, a lot more than I thought I was going to get.

And on the fourth day, somehow a piece of that access was revoked unceremoniously out of nowhere. Right? And I think it's, well, now I know it's because I was, you know, talking to the uncommitted delegates movement and also demanding that the Democratic National Convention have a Palestinian speaker. Pretty reasonable demand overall. But of course, they were it was a big no no for them. So that was the straw that broke the camel's back. And they just like in the middle of me getting interviewed in front of 60,000 people by a New York Times journalist. 55,000.

Okay. 55,000 people. That's a real friend. Yeah. Thank you for keeping me humble. Thank you for keeping me humble. So in the midst of this interview with a New York Times journalist, they just come up and they're like, you have to clear out right now. You have to leave this area right now.

And I was like, what the fuck? Like, what is going on? So we pack our stuff up. We pack our remote desktop set remote desktop setup and i'm like can i put it anywhere else and they're like no they were like no sorry we don't have any space wow which is crazy because they had like told me that like i had that space and it's like it's not a studio it's the balcony area of a studio you know what i mean like it's not i'm not like taking up a crazy amount of space there um so they were like no you have to leave someone else is coming someone big is coming which was bullshit they didn't clear out anybody else they just

cleared me out with the new york times journalist into and then told me there was nowhere else i could go so it's a panic setup and i'm like oh fuck we just got out. Like, I just, I felt like a kid that's done something wrong. You know what I mean? But you don't know what you did wrong. And the adults are angry at you. And it was really awkward. So I'm walking around with my big ass fucking remote desktop setup in tow, my Pelican case. And, you know, I'm carrying March's bag.

March is like live streaming this entire process. And all of a sudden, some twink shows up and does this to me. Wait, wait. Play the full. Yeah. Wait, wait, start over. Play the full, yeah. Okay, so do you guys know who Harry Daniels is? it was that him yeah harry daniels was the guy singing so his whole thing is he goes up and he does this to celebrities like politicians he'll go up and just start singing to people and it's like his whole thing and he's like famous for it yeah i mean it's funny and i kind of knew that it was gonna happen at some point but i thought it

was gonna be like uh they were gonna schedule it ahead of time they they had told me no no they told me like oh there's a tiktoker named harry daniels like he sings to people and i've seen it he like sung to obama right like like that yeah i don't believe yeah no he did show is he being for real though yeah no he's yeah i mean he's funny it's like it's funny it's supposed to be awkward like it's supposed to be funny it's supposed to be awkward right no no it's supposed to be awkward. It's supposed to be awkward, right? No, it's supposed to be awkward. You're supposed to play the straight man in that situation and be like, what the fuck is going on? That's the whole point. I kind of knew that it was going to happen

and when it was happening, I was aware of it and I was kind of leaning into it. But I was also genuinely perplexed at the same time because I had that real fuck, what is happening right now like because i'm like getting kicked out there's a new york times journalist next to me and so i'm like so it's

like half real but it's not even about him you know what i mean my face so i met harry daniels in the creator lounge beforehand and i introduced myself we chatted connected and i told him i said you got to get i mean he was already going to get Hassan, but I encouraged him to do it. I said, at any moment you see him, make sure you sing to him. Yeah. You do come up as a guy that, like, might not. He looked like, you know, you might not react right. I'm a new Americana.

I only go marijuana. Raise on Biggie and Nirvana. We are the new Americana. Look at how much swag he has. We talked about this last night. Even the president, even Obama. He just made it look like he just made your version look like shit. You stood there, I was like, damn, he just made your version look like shit. That's what I'm saying.

You stood there. I was like, damn, this is the best way to handle this situation. Obama, straight smile, locked eyes with the dudes. And started a group clap. And started a group clap. I have never seen Hasan look more uncomfortable in that position. What were you thinking in that moment? In my mind?

No, it doesn't end there. Look at this. Bro, SZA saw me like that she said lamau he's so concerned please and it's over it's done it's so done this is like people were saying like you were gonna like hate crime him you look like you're about to use the gay panic defense it's just like i was oh is he openly gay uh yes that har Daniels? Yes. Man, you know what? You cannot do that. Hold on, hold on. You know what? You're not identifying me as gay.

I'm no longer thinking I'm as straight-passing anymore. Maybe you just have a terrible gay dog. No, our gay dog is definitely down today. Bro, you also don't... If you get him started on the Vikings, you will... No one clocks if he's gay. I code-sw like you will. Oh yeah. No one clocks up his gay.

I code switch though. So if there was a girl, if there was a girl in the room or another gay guy in the room, you would probably be like, Oh, you know what I mean? We gotta, we gotta bleep that.

What? Demonetized. I got the pass. He can say it. Do you have that? Yes. I feel like it's the same thing because sometimes I used to when I was like say the F-slur That was never really my vocabulary though, but I didn't see it as that bad back there. I won't claim nor deny

Before I was gay I was saying saying it. What do you mean before you were gay? Did you always know you were gay? Was it their grade? No. No, it's like one of those things you look back and you're like, oh shit, that was weird that I had such a... I was like, I didn't... I had crushes that I looked look back and you're like, oh, shit, that was weird that I had such a, like, I was like, I didn't, you know, I had, like, crushes that I look back on.

And I was like, oh, shit, I didn't know how to associate those feelings at the time. But I thought it was weird. You know, I look back and I was like, damn, I, like, made out with somebody when I was 10 years old. Like, you know, and it was another guy. And I just moved past it somehow. And anyway, but. And you didn't even know even know like i'm not gay in that moment i was i was sleeping with men and telling them that i wasn't gay oh wow that's wow yeah denial really in denial yeah what year was that like last year i was in college oh i remember to a guy And he'd be like

Do you ever wanna You know We could be together And I said I'm not gay You ever see that Law and order Did anybody have that

Law and order clip Of like where Ice-T Like Oh yeah Announces to that guy That he's gay He was just like I'm not gay

I just like sleep with men And Ice-T was just like You're gay I love that. Yeah, that shit. That's like one of the best scenes in Law & Order. I interrupted you about the F-slur. What were you saying?

Something about the... No, it's like that pass would be like the same way if I use the N-word with the E-R. I feel like people still look at me crazy even though I'm the best person to say it. It's like a word you still shouldn't say. Oh, yeah. But we don't have a lighter version. You know what I mean? Like of the F slur. I disagree.

Like f*** is better? No, I feel like that's the worst one. But I feel like there's a lot of other words in between that I've heard from other people. I also think when people use that word, I think they're using it to cause drama in a sense. It's not even just part. You know, there's some white people that when they say the N-word, it's like, oh, they're just racist and like that. And that's just like them. It came out very naturally, old school.

But there's something like, I think I've heard like Sneeko or somebody say it on his stream or something like that. But Sneeko is black. It sounds forced, though, is what I'm saying. Oh, yeah. school, but there's something like I think I've heard like sneaker or somebody say on his stream or something I just like he goes black. It sounds forced. Oh Yes recent yeah, yeah, but I mean I mean he's racist fuck But if you look at like the statistics of who's saying the F slur gay people say it far more than homophobic I would say the n-word to write. Yeah, that's true. But it's taking the power back Yeah, you don't say the hard F like a lot. Like a lot. They'll say it a lot. There was a moment recently that united.

It's ironic homophobia. I mean, I do it too. He says, you say the F-slur? No, ironic homophobia. Oh, okay. There was a moment. I say the F-slur only to him. Yeah, he loves doing that. I let it happen because it turns me on. There was a moment. I said I was there only to him. Yeah. He loves doing that.

I let it happen because it turns me on. I'm just kidding. He's not my type. He knows that. He knows that. That's such a lie, bro. He knows that. I am your spiritual top.

Yeah. So I don't know what that's. He's not. To say he knows that is so crazy. No. I had that conversation. It's not even me who said it. The internet wants us to be together really badly.

The internet said it because he posted a TikTok from one of our latest episodes where he's like drinking a latte. Here, just show him the TikTok. It was cute. Yeah, it was a banger. Before we show the TikTok, there was a moment recently where we're homophobes and gay people united when the Pope kept saying the F-slur.

Like, you know, the Pope. The Pope? Yeah, the Pope. Yeah, yeah. The Pope kept saying the F-slur. He didn't even just say the F-slur. He said it in a way that, like, I think only gay people or, or like people who are within proximity of gay people would say it yeah say in english or the italian version that's what he said just like a proper

which is like i'm so sorry marsh we're gonna have to bleep a lot like a homophobic person would not say that yeah exactly so homophobes are like yeah he needs to keep saying it and gay people were like yeah he needs to keep saying it it was like a moment that we all came together wow i don't know like ah man i i'll wait to talk about this is why this is why this is why i'm a spiritual top this is last week and i was always terrible at it and in this recurring dream i'm back in high school and i have missed an entire semester of a class that I didn't write down. And I go into the last day and I failed that class. I have the same recurring dream.

What? Really? That was so cute. And then I like almost don't graduate and it's like really fucking stressful. Yes! Doing packets like the day before to try to graduate. Okay, I'm shipping y'all. Bro, he's like a baby. He was drinking the creamer and he's like it tastes delicious yeah he was drinking straight cream i mean look here's the deal

yeah the the thing is is if we were together which it would never happen because i'd never be into that but oh yeah it's not because i'm not gay it's because you wouldn't be into that the part i didn't even think about that part. I actually didn't. I was like, okay, yeah, you don't want to, like, you know, mix work with pleasure. That's why. I would certainly be the top. I mean, there's no...

Okay. I don't want to ask this question. Yeah, no. But, like, is there a discussion? Like, yo. Oh, like before you... I mean, okay, so there are stereotypes within the gay community like this person looks like a top this person looks like a bottom i may get grilled for this but a lot of times it is true however

like if somebody's like you can tell usually who is who and what is what but i'll stay right there on that but like but but there are there's always exceptions to the rule. Like, if you were to look at Hasan, you would probably think if he was a gay man, he would be a top. I wouldn't, but okay. You wouldn't? Oh, okay. Oh, you wouldn't think he's a top?

No. He's doing the, I don't see color, but for gay men. I've known he's gay for like the last like hour now right And I haven't really thought about what positions he Yeah he's woke he's so woke That's so powerful I don't see color man

You don't see I don't even know the word for it It's also because you're a normal person Normal people Normal people are not going to look at a dude and be like, how are they having sex? Like, that'd be weird. Hassan doesn't look like a top.

No, he doesn't look like a top, but he very, I mean, he looks like a top. Oh, he doesn't look like a top. He looks like, that's what people would assume. So a top would look like Hassan. I mean, yeah, most likely. But there's exceptions to the rule. Like, he could be a bottom, too. You know?

Anyway. He's getting uncomfortable. I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah. What is this? Yo, chill, bro. Chill. It's so funny because, like, when you're the gay guy in this scenario, you're just like.

I mean, I don't give a fuck about all of that at all. No, he does. He does. I don't give a fuck about all of that at all No he does It's funny though because like The Andrew Tate style There's a lot of red pill guys out there In the podcast sphere and shit You got like the Sneakos You got like Fresh and Fit

You know They're still going? I don't think so But they're like Mike's like yeah yeah, they are. I'm a tier three subscriber. Say you swear you didn't watch Fresh and Fit. I've seen their stuff.

Yes, you watched it for a little bit. I never watched a full podcast. I used to see clips. Oh, my God. I used to see clips. And you would watch it all the way through. Maybe hit a like. I watch a lot of stuff that I disagree with sometimes because I like to see the irony

in a lot of the stuff they talk about, especially who's the fresh guy, right? There's a lot of stuff that they disagree with sometimes because i like to see the irony and a lot of stuff the stuff they talk about especially who's the the fresh guy right there's a lot of stuff that they talk about that they still do so it's always funny yeah so you watch stuff that you're really not into a lot yeah so you watch do you watch gay porn no i've never seen it you've never seen it you've never been like what does it look like no no no i haven't really i would say i would never i would now you asked the question i remember the first time i still i still remember the first time i saw like dude on dude action it was true blood what yeah it was true blood oh okay where alexander skarsgård just fucking just piping a dude straight butt fucking and i was like whoa that's like i this is like i'm not supposed to see this like what the fuck's going on how did you how did you feel you're not supposed to you know what it's like kind of awkward but um i mean i was like a teenager oh not the wrong person and

at that moment i was like third grade no no it wasn't yeah i wasn't in third grade i i don't remember exactly how old i was but but I was past puberty. Best of time. I was like, in my mind, I was like, damn, this didn't do anything for me. And then I did have a little bit of relief where I was like, oh, I guess I'm not gay. People don't even talk about that. I think people are too afraid to talk about yeah like the moment they found out 100 sure that they're not into men if they like claim to be like this macho heterosexual because if you're this macho heterosexual

person and you're comfortable in your sexuality you had to have that moment where you like i saw this and i'm not into that so you don't think you may, if you haven't seen it, then maybe you're not so sure. I honestly believe that. Okay. You, you believe that. So if you haven't, you,

you need, there needs to be like a mass, like gay porn, like spread a gay porn to masculine straight men to test. Every once in a while when you scroll, you're looking for, everyone has to, everyone has to see.

I feel like that's why like Pornhub is just like, Hey, yeah. I know you never clicked on this, but look, I feel like that's why like Pornhub is just like hey yeah I know you never clicked on this but look related videos they need to develop a TikTok style algorithm yeah like you know

like because sometimes in TikTok I would not want to scroll Pornhub like TikTok that'd be crazy wouldn't that be good though? That's revolutionary. We need to develop that. TikTok is like really good at seeing when you go back to

videos because if you scroll past a video and go back to that video, TikTok remembers that and just like that. So that's how people are like, hey, I know you didn't watch it for a long time, but you went back to the video. I tell you what is the gateway to gay. Okay, for me, gay porn, was the threesomes with two men. Two men.

I feel like. Oh, I might have seen a game. Because I think it was a threesome. Yeah. Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. Yeah. This is what happens. This is what happens.

This is what happens. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's get into it. There's a threesome. Two dudes and one girl, right? I don't know how I got here.

No, this is how it happened for me. Then I started seeing the dudes were getting really close to each other. I was like, whoa, this is not a gangbang. So I thought it was a gangbang is what I thought it was. No, no. It was a threesome. It was like an all-participating threesome. No, that's what happened to me.

My introduction, I was younger, was the scene started is like a guy having a girl and a doggy. And I was just like, oh, that's nice. And then the girl got up and she had like a seven-inch cock. I was like, fuck. That's the other

gateway. A lot of people like that and then they get like scared about the the fact that they like it and then they become like really transphobic where they're like oh i fucking hate trans people like they all most transphobes are also what is known as chasers where they just like seek that out and it's like who cares if you like that you like that just don't be fucking weird about it so that's the republican part about like don't be weird about trans people Like Alex Jones There was a moment where Alex Jones hates trans people

Obviously And there was a moment where he was like There's this top down image And he opens up his phone And you can see in the tabs Where he's looking up trans porn On the side Our friend Zach is up

Oh alright That's another way that we know tabs where he's like looking up trans porn on the side. My friend Zach is up. That's another way that we know Hassan's not racist. I told him that our friend, they call him Steph Curry, Sudanese Steph. And he would not repeat it. He's like, so Steph Curry?

I was like, nah, say the first part. He didn't say that until he confirmed that he was from it. How do you differentiate between media trained and not racist? You can just tell by someone's demeanor of when they're in a racist position, how calm they are. Just like, nah, I'm good. Oh, so if they get uncomfortable, then you know. You gotta watch those people that don't want any racist

jokes around them. No, that's wrong. That's the other thing. Obviously, look, one of my really close friends is Nigerian. Of course, we do get racist with one another regularly, but that's different. I just met you

guys. You know what I mean? You don't know what my my so you just told us more time but you know what i mean like when you're when you're like really close friends with someone like of course you make jokes about everything right but like uh when you're when you're just meeting someone i'm like i'm not gonna fucking i'm not gonna be like crazy you know but there's like i feel like there's also a comfort you're right yes there you go i'm not like i try to explain this to people because like i have a very woke community right but it's like predominantly like white guys who are younger and there is this like liberal side to it as well that i've noticed where like there's still an otherization of black people um when when liberals try to like talk to black people there there was like a really good michael chay

bit about it where uh he gets on an elevator and someone goes and someone goes i'm really sorry and he's like what like you know all the police brutality like that's like that's weird like you don't just treat everybody like you would treat everybody else you know what i mean like that's, like, that's weird. Like, you don't just treat everybody like you would treat everybody else. You know what I mean? Like, that's my principle. I don't, like, differentiate. Like, I'm not going to be different to you because you're black. Whether it be, like, being forwardly woke.

You know what I mean? Like, that's odd. You're walking by your coworker's cubicle, and he has, like, Zimmerman on the screen. He just said, man, fuck that guy, right? Just need a stapler, bro. What the fuck? Zimmerman on the screen he just said man fuck that guy right what is it right doing these days bro he went on a he I don't know what he's doing now but there was a while where he would straight up, like, I mean, really grow shit. But, like, he would, like, he'd be doing, like, signings of the Confederate flag. He would sign, like, Skittles bags and shit.

Damn. And he, like, tried to sell his gun, I think, too. Like, it was really fucked up. And then people try to say, like, racism is not real. It's like, come on, bro. Like, why do you like George Zimmerman then? Those dudes are like, he made bail,

Kyle Rittenhouse made bail off donations. Oh, yeah. Immediately. Immediately. They broke records. Yeah. He tried to, recently tried to endorse a different candidate, or say he wasn't voting for Trump. They bullied him

into voting zimmerman no no no not written out it was like donald trump is not like pro second amendment enough for me so i'm not gonna vote for him and in a span of like 12 hours everybody on the republican side was like you know know, he's actually secretly trans. Yeah. They immediately were like, that's a woman, actually. Yeah, there's this pipeline on the Republican Party that if they don't like you, eventually you morph into being trans. Yeah, they were doing that to Andrew Tate, too. Yeah, they transvestigated him. Yes. They thought he was trans.

But how did they start digging, though? How did they dig for that? That's what it's called. That's the word. So when you investigate whether somebody's trans, it's called transvestigating. I feel like someone... So what's the... I think.

Who was the big case that got this started? I feel like there has to be someone that's been transvestigated, and people found that out? No, no, no. The OG one is obviously super racist. Black women get it a lot, but Michelle Obama. Yeah, that's like the OG. This is before this became even more mainstream, even though that was the most mainstream version of it

where people would just be like, she's a man. But lately, because transphobia has become super commonplace, especially in right-wing circles, they just kind of do it to everybody now and when you get to that stage of like like when you get to that stage of brain rob where you're like constantly thinking about trans people and you're like what are they doing like they're in the shadows they're they're they're always seeming and you just start assuming that like everyone might be trans secretly and it's just like there's some mental agenda yeah you watch something like the game of

thrones and just like they've been you've been gay from the beginning yeah i mean that's true is that they've been gay people have been gay for a long time it'd be like people that ruled over like the romans yeah the greeks and all they like is men and all reason they had babies is because they had to yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah there's been yeah there's been trans people throughout history gay people throughout history it's whatever people make a big deal out of it i don't really give a shit our news cycle yeah like everything like i did the worst thing ever first of all do not watch your local news oh yeah because you'll see it like a crime in a spot that you thought a crime could never happen and it'll just make you yeah oh this guy got robbed at the atm that you use every single day yeah like bro it's terrifying that guy also like had his

credit card out and he's just drunk as hell so they like don't tell you about like some of these crimes they'll just be like oh these guys like oh this guy randomly got shot no it was a road rage incident yeah called him a bunch of slurs. Yeah, they don't give context. It's just like all the plane shit that was happening. All the plane crashes and stuff. Or the Boeing. Remember the Boeing? Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. They were trying to avoid, like, wasn't it 737? Yeah, the news was reporting every fucking thing. If it had B in front of it, they would report it. And it was just, yeah, I'm a plane nerd, so I'm not going to get into that. So that's the thing, though. Obviously, crime is a constant thing, if you live in like a big city right but when you hyper focus on it people tend to think like it's happening a lot more frequently than it actually is so you got to go back to the data to look at it and be like what is the crime rate looking like

right now so for the past couple of years like republicans really beefed that narrative up local news really participated in this process is sinkler broadcasting bought out all the local news channels so they're all owned and operated by like a right-wing guy for the like a right-wing company for the most part so they would always be like anytime there was like any kind of theft they'd be like organized retail theft is happening and i'm sure you've seen like the videos of like you know 50 dudes like running into a gucci store and just like grabbing everything i always want to be a part of that yeah i feel like somewhere in the middle like let 13 people go ahead you like 14th 15th you act like you're a scared customer at

first just to get the vibe oh no i thought everyone was doing it i was checking out but it's like but they they greatly hyper focus on it and they were acting like you know if you've ever worked in retail you know there's a concept called shrink and it's baked into their profit margins Like they know that theft is going to happen. And outside theft is like a minor part of it. But the overall shrink is it comes from like multiple different sources. It comes from people stealing shit. It comes from employees and staff stealing shit. And it comes from,

and this is the largest chunk, usually, uh, like logistic problems, like food going bad and things like that. And just not, not being sold. And, um, they were like, it's you know billions of dollars of shrink which is literally the case like that's always happening right and the real the real areas where shrink actually is happening

a lot is actually self-checkout because these guys don't want to pay for cashiers right because i used to do that too though i've kind of stolen a few things i've definitely put organic apples i've definitely put regular apples for organic apples yeah me too i've just a little escobar over here but no but like everybody does that and and companies know that everybody does that but that's a that's a substitute that they're willing to make because it's still much cheaper for them in the long run to not hire another person, pay their medical bills, all this shit. He's always been pro-theft. Yeah, I am. You're Robin Hood.

Yeah, no. So I've stolen a few things recently. I mean, don't steal from small businesses or whatever. I only steal from corporations. I've on accident stolen a bottle of water because I'm on the phone i'm like oh fucking i've never stolen anything i i i actually don't steal myself like i i stopped when i was younger i did and then you know uh i've talked about this before so i'm not gonna dive back into it but like um it was so like it was so nerve-wracking uh when you know i faced my father who knew i had stolen something that i was like i'm never doing this again i never

want to feel like this again so i stopped i haven't stolen anything ever every time i do it though i text him like he like like i'm like i text him like hasan you'll never guess what i did and he never responds the way i want him to like i want him to be like, I'm so proud of you. This would be like the biggest, easiest open-close case ever. Hey, did you steal it? Let me see your phone. Yeah, yeah. Text messages to your best friend.

No, but I got it. If they came up to me and they're like, hey, you didn't pay for this, I'd be like, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. You always have to act surprised. Oh, what? Really? I don't know if I'd get away with that.'t you wouldn't get away with it get your black ass oh my god all right so now i think we should get to the to the yeah we should get to the questions okay

and then we'll do some of them here and then we'll do some of them behind the paywall yeah okay Now I think we should get to the questions. Okay. And then we'll do some of them here, and then we'll do some of them behind the paywall. Okay, perfect. So we call people. That's awesome. No, no, it's fine. We can go a little bit over.

We'll do two. And this will be a good teaser. That's a good question. So here's what we're doing, guys. This is a segment that they do where uh on the crash dummies podcast where they ask a question to their audience on the crash dummies instagram and they both control it and today's question is or did you guys do mine so we have the question today is what's something you want to teach white people? And another one is what's a guilty pleasure you have? Okay. I know it may not

look like it to you guys, but I'm a Lebanese American. Lebanese for real? Yeah. Yeah, you wouldn't even know. You wouldn't even know. He's making a lesbian joke. He's making a lesbian joke.

He had that in the chamber. I don't think he did that on purpose. What happened? I thought you were saying lesbian and gay. No, no. I don't think he did that on purpose. What happened? I thought you were saying lesbian and gay. No, I just meant Lebanese and gay. No, he meant lesbian. He's like Lebanese and gay. I'm that woke. I was very normal.

To say you're woke, you're like... Mike's a little bit on the right. I got that vibe for sure. When we like... Oh, yeah. Shut the fuck up. Get to these callers.

We go to establishments that aren't up to par. He gets... If it's a small black business... Oh, my God. We're at this small black business. We know he doesn't tip In Philadelphia

He does not tip well He does not I will say He tips Better than your average person But for the money he makes He does not tip well Does he tip less

At black establishments Yes Oh my god That's messed up That's messed up And sometimes he balls up the money And like Unfold it yourself.

This is the other thing I wanted to talk about. We didn't even get into ADOS drama because he's Nigerian, but this is not the right medium to get into that. I don't even know what ADOS is. Neither do I. What is it? ADOS, African Descendant of Slaves. Tariq Nasheed.

I know Tariq Nasheed. It's not as prominent anymore. I don't know what Lady Gaga looks like. So tell me about this segment. So you guys actually call people. Yes, this is like. Yeah, straight up. So the prompt is what you want white people to know.

Yes. For this first one, yeah. Do you think there's any. I'm saying call that one. So I'll say call the next one. Gotcha. Are there like white, these are, are these white people? I have no idea.

White, black. Okay. We have like super diverse. Yeah. I just think it'd be weird for like a white person to call a white person and say what you think

white people should know. We also have, we have bisexual correspondents. Really? We do have bisexual correspondents. We call him and then we like, when someone's like

on the borderline of like, I did this thing and then we're just like, oh, we think you're gay. Yeah. And he's like, but we can't call it,

we call him. Yeah. And he's like, but we can't call it. We call him. Yeah. And he's like, yeah, that guy's gay. That's all. Hey, if you ever need somebody, you can always call me. Oh, yeah.

Perfect. You can always call me. Yeah, you can always call me. If you need, if somebody's on the fence and they're in denial, I will. This other guy's unreliable.

Yeah. Because sometimes we call him and he's not gay anymore. He's just like, oh, I'm done. That's why he did say that, though. Yeah, he did. He literally said that. I say he's a former like, oh, I'm done. That's why he did say that, though. He's a former bisexual.

No, I'm committed. I've made a lifelong commitment to homosexuality. You can tell me... You can't tell. You could ban me from sleeping with women for the rest of my life, which I've done for myself. I'd be a happy man. Yeah. Yeah yeah Lady Gaga

yeah that's loud as hell hello welcome to Crash Dummies podcast well it's not Crash Dummies Crash Dummies Fear and Well, it's not Crash Dummies. Well, yeah, Crash Dummies Fury and Collab. Fury and Collaboration. Yes.

Oh, hi. If I would have said this first thing first, you'd be like, what the fuck? That's true, that's true. Welcome. Welcome. Thank you. All right.

Sorry, I don't know. All right. No, you're good, you're good. We have a question for you. It's awkward still, but it's good. We have some white people in the room. Well, white passing people. White passing people.

We got some white people. We're white. What's something you want to teach white people? To say, excuse me. It's like whenever you're in the grocery store or something or someplace with crowds. I guess that's not fair, but they just don't

know how to say excuse me for example like i was at a store one time and i was waiting for something and this lady came and moved my basket because she was trying to reach something i didn't see her i was like bitch say excuse me we don't like no that's i agree with you, bitch. Say excuse me. I also hate those white people. Like those white people, I would call her a bitch too. Did you call her a bitch to her face? No, I just gave her a weird look.

And I just told her she could have said excuse me. She deserved it. Yeah, no. How old was she? She had to be like, well, you know, some white people will be looking

like 50, but they're really 16. So, I don't know. I don't know. I don't think that's a fair question. But she definitely

She was rude to you. You can unload. What part of the country was this in? In Oklahoma. I'd be quiet if I was you. I've been to Oklahoma. It's hostile territory.

I'd be quiet if I was you. Just be safe. I appreciate you coming on. Thank you so much. We got your back. It might cook her. thank you so much we got your back I don't know why I got offended in the beginning I was like wait I say excuse me all the time I'm overly polite I think too

I say sorry yeah when they're at fault that's me too yo when they're at fault that's what me too yo yo what's going on bro you know chilling chilling

vibes how you doing man yo how y'all doing man yo y'all don't know how long I've been trying to get on here bro oh my god Stop glazing. Just answer the question. I got a question for you.

What's something you want to teach white people? Bro, don't you know how when y'all be walking past white people, it could be any age. I've been saying the youngest white kids do it to the old people. They just do that weird ass, creepy ass smile and it just bothers me. Okay.

So, my name is Austin. Say no. We got a white correspondent here. Representing the white community. That almost... That doesn't... Maybe I should...

Just let him cook. Let him cook. He was cooking. Go ahead. That was also like an intro to a clam meeting. Yeah. Horns up! So white people look at you and then they give you like a creepy smile right does it does it feel hostile no it don't feel hostile it's just like

y'all faking it like i'm not even smiling back yeah wait do you see it's very it's like this smile that wait that's that one it's that thing but it's like we don't see y'all do it to each other yeah yeah yeah yeah not at all it's like stop getting defensive let him talk i Stop white-splaying into here. I did not realize this was going to come out of him. It's messed up because

then he gets a bad rap for someone who actually doesn't fuck with a black person. Then you're trying to be polite. He's just seen two back-to-back white people do it to him, and he's just like, fuck both of y'all. That's the real racism.

Yeah. So what's your final message to people like that? Stop. All right, bro. That's right, bro. All right, y'all. I love y'all, man. Y'all are one of my big fuckers. He loves us, bro. I love y'all, man. Y'all are one of my favorite folks.

He loves us, man. You want to do another one? Yeah, we're doing multiple. We got so many people queued up. No, no, I know. I'm saying like, but we'll, because we're at like an hour, so we're going to cut it and then we're going to transition into the paywall person. Oh, yeah. Whenever y'all want.

But let's do another one. Let's do another one. We'll do one more, folks. What do you think? These are good enough? These are these are good enough? Yeah, it is. Okay. Am I supposed to be like you like? Do whatever you want to be yourself man. Yeah unrestricted on Shackley Black people you tell the black people was what? You defend the white race.

Okay. Please don't. Please don't. You should just keep making excuses. He didn't even mean to be like that. Maybe the sound was out of him. No, hold on. I'm Lebanese. Didn't feel like it when you were answering

some of those questions. Arnett. Arnett. What a name. Arnett is crazy. I call myself PR or something. Yo, hello. Yo, yo. Pat and Mike. how y'all doing anason and austin hello oh hey how you doing bro let's ask this question already what's something you want to teach white people

all right oppression that is the biggest thing ever um even teaching black people black people have like a very mild like representation of oppression and white people have no idea what the fuck it is and i've been on the swim team i'm gonna be real i've been on the swim team um so i've been around like white people all my life like even the cold switch i just did uh i got that done you're too proud of yourself you like the color switch a little bit too nah you gotta master that shit that's real you have to master that shit like i had a white coach dude i there Dude, there's some cool white people out there. What is your point right now?

Instead of pressure, there's time to talk about split team. Hey, the whole point is basically, like, oppression, right? So if you tell a white person, right, like, they don't understand, like, how white people are to sit on the way they are. Like, at college, right? They're like, dude, why are black people so mad that people use the n-word? What the fuck do you mean like you sitting there ask me why Someone asked you this someone personally. Yes. Oh, yeah He's too hard, bro. He was an Indian dude. He was an Indian dude.

We caught the dude. We caught his ass saying the N-word in a music video. It was crazy as fuck. They were in the dorms. He was up there. They caught his nigga on video in 4K. He's saying, yeah, yeah, nigga, in the rap. Then they tried to extort this. Nothing else. Nothing else.

I'm like, I didn't even realize. I didn't even realize that it caught that nigga in 4K until they pulled him out to the side. He pulled out his wallet trying to take out some money. I'm like, yo, what's happening? I'm like, what y'all doing? They sold me the video. They extortin' this man.

They extortin' this nigga. They said, hey hey if you don't want to post this give us the money i'm like you on your own bucko fuck that i don't think you explain anything at all you feel great though you said the word oppression and then say how you hate the white people in your life and then he swapped it to indian people i don't hate them you just have to like it's very hard to find people who understand just being black right that's that's really it like just being black you can't teach being black and the part that is oppression so so... What the fuck? You can make that pick the plot wherever that, man. If y'all got all the parts,

I think I'm learning a lot here. I appreciate you, bro. I really appreciate you. Hey, bro. I appreciate y'all, too. You made me feel very, very smart.

I'm gonna have whatever brain cells got to bless you with, you skip me. I know I ain't do y'all shit, bro. I don't think you can

articulate yourself what you like talking about. One more time. What do you really mean? All right. All right. All right. All right. So you want me to be like straight up? Just go from like, go there. Yes. All right. This is like when someone's hoping in their office, like, OK, I'm about to turn up. It's my turn now, bro. I'm just there. All right. all right so okay so baseline is oppression right you can't teach somebody who has not lived okay let's say all right you go to a school right a predominantly black school they don't teach y'all shit they don't underfund y'all niggas and that's where

you come from that is your neighborhood that's where you lived your whole life you can't tell a white person that's lived in a nice neighborhood who's always been provided that there's different oppression level and there's different racial issues that's that's baseline that they're not gonna understand unless you've been through it you're not gonna understand it so when they talk to you differently when they like look at you differently when they address you differently even the way they talk they don't even understand that shit sometimes and that's the worst part when you're ignorant i feel like being ignorant is worse than being racist. That's real.

I get where he's coming from. It's a very dumb place, but I get it. But no, I get like some of your, I just don't think you're articulating it right, but I do get some of your ideas. Because sometimes you have those people, like there's always going to be racist people.

He just nodded like he understood. Because I didn't understand shit was going on. I get what he what he said i think it's thursday but i'm sitting my white ass down and i'm listening yeah i'm like there's always going to be racist people the people that suck are the people that try to like say oh i don't see it i don't think it exists yeah that's and it's like that wall that's like defending the people that's racist. Racism is crazy. Huh? Oh, I thought he was going to say you're wrong. See, he's saying racism is crazy as fuck. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. No, agreed. All right, bro. Thank you. I see no color. Me either. Both is fucking mad.

I'm purple. Thank you, sir. I'm purple. That was great. This is... I want this to be on your... I want to save this one for you. Okay.

Hey, ladies and gentlemen... Oh, okay. It's going to be short. Yo. Yo, you're just going to get ready until we got a question because we got to go. All right.

All right. What's a guilty pleasure you have? The guilty pleasure I have... I love, I love giving in. I say my booty hole, my booty hole hands, but it really be my balls. Like, I love, like, giving my balls, like, twisting them up and giving them brains and, like, some, like, locks and stuff like that. Like, yeah, I just wanted that to be. You did not hang up on him. Wait, he started talking about his asshole and then he went to his balls. What happened? I just wanted that to be on there. You did not hang up on him after. I wanted to talk about it. He started talking about his asshole and then he went to his balls.

What happened? He likes his balls getting squashed. So sorry, we dropped the call. Go ahead. I said, I like whenever I twist up. You know how your balls got hair on them, like pubic hairs? I normally twist them up like I got some locks. And, like, I ain't got a lot.

But by, like, five months now, I done had some wicks on them. You know what I'm saying? On the back half, bro. Hey, I keep the top part ball. You know what I'm saying? That's how I'm saying, like, look, you remember Lil Bill? I know y'all some old niggas. I know y'all remember Lil Bill, bro.

I keep the top part bald. I got a bald face, like, to the ground, bro. Like a straight one. Like a straight one all around. But then when I get to the bottom... Yeah, he's got an Abraham Lincoln. No, he got... His genitalia looks like Stevie Wonder's head.

Bald at the top, but drazen. It's at the bottom. What the fuck is going on? You know how on, like, BMF? I feel like it hasn't gotten any longer. I'm going to call it a meet. Do you do this yourself? Yeah. My girl has two sons. I feel like as it gets longer, you're going to need help. Are you in a relationship at all? Yeah. Oh.

Okay. And what does your girl, guy, think about this? She love it, bro. She be, like, twirling around her fingers and stuff like that. It just depends, you know what I'm saying? Uh, that is, is this, on what occasion would you do this? Is this just like a casual evening activity? How does it, how do you get into it?

Hello? I mean, it just, it just happened one day. And I mean, you know, occasionally sometimes she'd be like, you need to cut it. But then after a while, you know, after it started to get longer and longer, she was like, oh, that's smooth. All right, I just want to do some, like, minor investigation here because I'm not just going to let you slide.

Okay. From the looks of it, like. Wait, he sent you a photo of it? No, no, no. From his IG. Oh, my bad. Let me see. He's like a bigger dude.

He's like a football player. So what I'm saying is he can't do this standing up. So at some point, he has to lay on the bed on his back with his legs propped up and kind of like braided that way. I need to see him. He said no. Give me the phone. I need to see him.

Nah, it's not even like that, bro. You just put one leg up on the toilet and you just get busy. You do it standing up? There's no way he does it. I mean, he's athletic, though. He's not like, you can, he's not like fat. But even standing up, he'd have to bend over. Bro, he's bare, by the way.

Is that, that's him? The shirtless one? Yeah. He's, bro, you don't even have any body hair what the fuck do you say am i supposed to are you are you are you jealous that i don't have though like no hairy chest or something like that like it's not like you i'm a hair oh that that sounds like a personal problem. I'm going to be honest with you. You're contradicting yourself. Hey, honestly, bro, what you might need to do is you might need to just copy me

and go one all the way around and then do something else. I don't know what you're going to do. I'm not going to tell you what to do with your pubic hair. No, I don't think I'm going to do this. I think he's jealous, to be honest. Hey, he say he's not going to do it, but watch. I think that's what I'm saying. No, I'm on your side.

No, I'm on your side. You know what's going to happen? We better hope you don't get no ops. They're going to jump you and somebody's going to yell, yeah, rip his rat tail off. No, not the rat tail. Open his leg. Hey, hey, blow up, blow up, blow up, blow the rat tail. Open his leg. Hey, hey,

but look, but look, but look, but look, but look, but look, hey, not to switch the subject, but the other day I was at work. I just started a new job. I'm going to keep it disclosed. But we were sitting around and we was talking at lunchtime. And you remember, um,

you remember the story of the lady that she like overdosed on like fentanyl or something like that while she was driving and she crashed right so he was telling me he was like he was like oh yeah oh yeah oh that's my that's my sister and i was sitting there and i was thinking like bro these calls are anonymous unless you disclose your information, you know how y'all be getting people in cases and stuff like that. Yeah. Right?

So, I know this nigga is listening to this. So, I just want you to know that whenever you listen to this on Wednesday or Thursday, whichever day they, you know what I'm saying, it comes out, you listen to it, I just want you to know you a whole life lying ass nigga

and I caught your ass. And I'ma see you and I'ma see you on Monday morning. And I already told you I was gonna do this. And I'ma look you dead in your face and I'ma say, we going viral, nigga. I feel bad

because he's not, he doesn't know, but he's on the fear app. No, no, no, no, no. He don't. I promise you. I promise you. I promise you. He don't know. All right. But yeah, that's it, bro.

I appreciate y'all. Take care, man. All right. That was was incredible ladies and gentlemen thank you so much for watching you guys were fucking amazing thank you for having us Crash Dummies Podcast with Mike and Pat phenomenal work I'm on their episodes gonna be coming out

in two days after this one comes out so you'll get a lot of the references that we were talking about here as well. I just wanted you guys to get a little bit cultured. Okay? That's what I wanted you all to see. We came to season. You got some nice rotisserie chicken. But we added a couple more spices.

Like cumin. What do you guys want? I mean, this is a cumin household. But what do you guys want to plug? I don't know. Just follow us. Crash Dummies Podcast everywhere. Follow us on our personal Instagrams.

That's really it. Yeah, we're simple guys. Very simple. Yeah, just stay Instagram. I don't got shit to sell. I'm not going to come out on a course one day you never know and we are going to be

continuing these calls in the other behind the paywall at the Patreon at fear patreon.com slash fear and and we'll see you

next time peace peace oh and how to dap up properly too bro because I'll be going in for dap ups and niggas be shaking

my hand and shit. Why am I giving you a hand club for bro? We can try this out. All right. We got white people in here. All right. You can't go from right here. No, no, no, hold on.

That's the problem. Yes. Okay, hold on. He pulled his arm. Okay, okay. He pulled his arm. Boom, yeah, yeah. Okay, see that? Okay, okay. Okay, okay. Okay, see that? Okay, hold on.

It's your thumb. It's your thumb. It's your thumb. Okay, now hold on. In my defense, there's a lot of pressure, okay? I don't usually do it. There you go. Leave the thumb.

The thumb is your problem right there. It's like you wanna cuff it. Yeah, see, that's it. That seemed more like brother, yeah. It was. I'm That seems more like brother. It was definitely my brother. There's definitely different layers to it too. But see normally I would get it right

but see there's normally I don't have like there's a lot of cameras around there's a lot of pressure. Oh there's black people. There's too many black people around. He doesn't know how to do it. No that's not how it is. Normally I have my wallet out it's on the table it's near me

now wait are you black