Fear& - ExtraEmily Is The GOAT of IRL Streaming | Fear&Gyat

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Starting point is 00:00:18 Ontario only. Please gamble responsibly. Gambling problem? For free assistance, call the Connex Ontario helpline at 1-866-531-2600. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. Alright, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Fear Ann podcast, live for the second time in our brand new studio. With your favorite hosts and our amazing guest extra emily sync claps all around we're we're we're doing it austin is not here will's not here the fear

Starting point is 00:00:54 end podcast has started second episode have a wonderful guest with us extra emily Yay. Happy to be here. Austin has moved the camera. Moving this way and that way. What happened when you started without me? You literally ran into the camera. Oh, he's not even on the screen. Don't talk to Kaya like that. Yeah, we had to start without you because... Don't talk to Kaya like that. Austin was pooping.

Starting point is 00:01:18 Got to a point where you were, I mean, you were pooping right outside the door. I don't poop. I don't know what the hell he's talking about. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No pooping. It's so inappropriate, Hasan, that you would talk about my private business like that. Okay, well, Extra Emily's

Starting point is 00:01:29 in the building, everybody. Hello! Glad to be here. So happy to have you, Extra Emily. Streamer extraordinaire. Oh my god, me? No. Queen icon. You say that literally for every woman that comes on the podcast. I don't. Don't let him talk about it. He's a misogynist, a known misogynist. You say that to every woman that comes on the podcast. I don't. Don't let him talk about it.

Starting point is 00:01:45 He's a misogynist. You say that to every woman that comes into the show. But I mean it for every. No, you're very special. Oh, thank you. You're very special. But I think all women are queens and iconic. Notice how he said no.

Starting point is 00:01:57 Yeah, he said no. That was weird, right? No, no, no. I noticed that. I think you're an iconic queen. Oh, my God. I would put you up there with Queen Elizabeth. She's dead, right?

Starting point is 00:02:06 She's a problem, though. And she's dead. Oh, good, good. Okay, fine. Maybe not Queen. Hillary Rodham Clinton. She's awful. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:02:15 The haircut is kind of bad. We don't do politics on this podcast. Oprah Winfrey. Yeah! She's good. Okay, all right. Except she did do the Hawaiian wild wildfires is what people were saying also she's a billionaire yeah and billionaires are bad billionaires are bad unless i was a

Starting point is 00:02:32 billionaire no it would still be bad actually it would be extra bad taylor swift's a billionaire and she's good is taylor swift a billionaire i don't think she's billion yet yeah well she's a billionaire or not taylor swift is i mean i don't know on questionable ground she's done a lot of good stuff this month and some things that i don't know how i feel about and when and honestly i've been waiting for this opportunity like i've literally been sending messages in the group chat i have so much smoke for everybody i saw it i saw him the other day at midnight sends an Instagram story of Taylor Swift ravioli.

Starting point is 00:03:09 I show it to Ludwig and he's like, wow. Also, Hassan is in his own world in our group chat. He doesn't respond or communicate with anything that we're talking about and then randomly, selfishly sends something out and then

Starting point is 00:03:23 we don't interact with what he says usually it's because i'm a fucking content creator and i know that like i use the group chat for what we're supposed to be doing yeah which is content which is why i will literally line up exactly what i want to talk about sometimes months in advance by sending it months and throwing feelers in the group chat. What do you have to say about the Taylor Swift ravioli? Wait, there's Taylor Swift ravioli? Yeah. The Taylor Swift ravioli thing is just about Taylor Swift's stand culture. I just wanted you to get a feel

Starting point is 00:03:54 for it. How does it feel to be the exclusive defender of Taylor Swift? I thought you were the defender. Oh, yeah. That's right. We are the defenders of Taylor Swift and women. Also, let me address the elephant in the room will neff is not with us he's no longer with us he has passed away yeah he's self-sucking accident he did a self in which he lunged for his own asshole too

Starting point is 00:04:17 yeah in that process yeah he tried to go all the way he actually successfully self-sucked himself oh my god and then went to selfat himself out and then unfortunately perished. Would you guys do that if you could? I have done that. Self-eat myself out? Yes, yes. No. I've self-sucked.

Starting point is 00:04:32 Oh, cool. You can self-suck? I have before. What? I have literally had this conversation with you three times now. You're like 6'8". How do you reach yourself? I wasn't when I was able to.

Starting point is 00:04:41 You can't do it anymore? I don't know. I haven't tried. No, you'd probably self-suck and throw your back out. I haven't tried. I haven't tried. No, you'd probably self-suck and throw your back out. I haven't tried. I have a question. Excuse me. He won't self-suck himself, Emily, because he thinks it's... He won't self-suck

Starting point is 00:04:53 himself because he thinks it's gay. Yeah. Well, as someone who has done it, I will tell you this much. It feels like you're sucking a penis more than it feels like you're getting your penis sucked. Yeah. Would you eat your own? Is that inappropriate to ask?

Starting point is 00:05:10 No, no. Like, if I could bend down there, would I do it? Yeah. I don't think so, because it doesn't even feel that good. Okay. What, like getting eaten out, you mean? In general? It doesn't feel that good? No. In general? It's only happened to me, like, a handful of times, and I'm like, I hate this. It's only happened to me like a handful of times.

Starting point is 00:05:25 And I'm like, I hate this. It's because, oh God, men are so bad. Men are so bad. I'm like, ew, can you stop? I've gotten rave reviews. Oh. Do you have like a, is there like a place that we could go? There's like a glass door sort of website that we could go review?

Starting point is 00:05:39 I mean, no, but like voluntarily sometimes people bring it up. Oh, that's true. Like that one porn star out of nowhere was like, this song's really good. Just saying. Yeah. Wow. People are saying it.

Starting point is 00:05:52 People are saying it, folks. They're saying it. Okay. Wait, what was your question, Emily? Yeah, sorry, Emily. My question is, when you stand there naked, do you ever helicopter your dick around in a circle? Really? I try. I have to get a little blood flow before i can okay yeah i've done it before well i'm gay so i

Starting point is 00:06:13 get to sword fight okay that's that's god i can't believe we did this i'm so sorry this is so overpowered being gay is so op in that yeah we Yeah, we can sword fight. Speaking of homosexuality, Austin came in this morning wearing the tightest Lululemon pants you've ever fucking seen. Now, of course, he's not wearing them right now because as soon as I saw it, I was like, what the fuck are you doing? I thought you said you're never doing this shit again. You always come into my house and you're like, Hassan, aren't you proud of me? Look, Hassan, look.

Starting point is 00:06:48 Look at my pants. They're so baggy. Turns out this time, not baggy at all. Wearing Lululemon pants again. You relapsed like a fucking addict. I only wear tight pants on the airplane. It's comfortable. No.

Starting point is 00:07:00 Yeah, and in case the plane goes down, it's easier to escape. You don't get caught on anything. Thank you. That's a ridiculous reason to wear tight. You don't get caught on anything. That's a ridiculous reason to wear tight pants. You don't even get on planes. I know, but if I do, I wear tight pants. She would feel safer if she was flying with me. Anyway, regardless. I yell at him.

Starting point is 00:07:16 And he has brought a friend of his. Yeah. A friend? A friend, yes. And he literally hot swapped his pants. He hot swapped his pants. He was like, give me your pants. My friend is wearing the outfit that I was wearing.

Starting point is 00:07:31 Outside suffering. Just the awful skinny pants. But there was one point that really was frustrating to me. Because you wear those pants and I was like, what the fuck are you doing? You're slimming down again. Like you're wearing Lululemon's again. The you relapsed and he didn't trust me when i said

Starting point is 00:07:50 why are you wearing these pants you had to get a second opinion from your friend and you only changed when he said you know what those pants are a little too slim i probably would not wear them unless i was in like a gym setting. Okay. Look in my defense, Hassan's dressed like a fucking park ranger. Okay. I mean like, you know, like he's fashionable,

Starting point is 00:08:11 but like there's a lot of things that he does that only he could pull off. I'm, I'm wearing my merchandise and go to ideology.shop to get it. Yeah. While it's hot before it sells out. It's union made folks. Union made American made. Believe me.

Starting point is 00:08:23 In fact, Hassan's taking this at a loss. He's paying people so well. I don't think that. I feel like this is a therapy session. It's like every episode. Between Hassan and I, we're just talking to you about our problems. No, no.

Starting point is 00:08:34 I love to hear about it. Okay. Anyway, sorry. I think you look very fashionable now, Austin. Thank you. I'm wearing Hassan's merch. Idealogue.gg. Yes.

Starting point is 00:08:41 No. Ideology.shop. That's all right. Do you wear tight pants to show off the outline of your dick? No, not really. Oh, okay, okay. So what is it? Like, I've never been somebody that, I've never been, like, it's never been something

Starting point is 00:08:57 that I've worked to show. Okay, okay. So it's kind of just, like, feels nice to wear the tight pants. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's more so the outline of his ass. Oh, that's also i don't really ever since i started to slim down a little bit i've lost my butt unfortunately it's not true yeah i don't wait you've been looking at my butt i i see your body

Starting point is 00:09:16 i mire i'm a you think i am a yeah i've talked about this before i'm i am gay as fuck. Yeah. Okay. I work out. I work out. And when you work out, you're gay as hell. Yeah. A man, no matter how little dicks he sucked, okay, no matter how little interest he has in other men, romantically, a man is gay when he's in the gym. That's right.

Starting point is 00:09:42 That's right. There's no gayer thing to do. I appreciate this, Sean. Every time I have my shirt off, you look good. gym. That's right. That's right. There's no gayer thing to do. I appreciate this, every time I have my shirt off, he looks good. Yeah. He tells me. When you walked out of the bathroom. He tells me. He tells me. Your abs were so defined. Thank you.

Starting point is 00:09:55 I was like, wow, your shirt was... I've been dieting for about two weeks. Okay. And it's been going well. He's dieting to go on a cruise.ie, you look great. I'm so tired. You look beautiful. You look natural and beautiful.

Starting point is 00:10:12 Despite your socks not matching. This is the best I could do. We need to have girl autism representation. Yeah. Okay. When you walked through the door, I said, said damn you're sexy that's no you didn't that's my first day yeah i was like wow she's gonna turn me he genuinely doesn't like boobs would that make yeah i do not like i don't have any okay well i know i mean we've talked about

Starting point is 00:10:39 this talked about it yeah we've talkedies. So speaking of men being weird, okay, around women. Are you talking about how Emily got canceled? Racist. That's exactly what I wanted to pull up. Oh, my God. March, can you pull that up real quick? Wait, you got canceled because you're racist? Emily is racist.

Starting point is 00:10:58 Wait, what? I don't think people said that you were, like, I mean, some people inferred it. Is this on Reddit? Twitter. It was on Reddit? Twitter. It was on Twitter. She's so not racist based on this clip. Yeah. She might be racist for other reasons.

Starting point is 00:11:11 I don't know. I can't claim her thoughts, but not based on this clip. And throwing her ass. Well, I don't know. Entirely under the bus. She has to answer for herself. Emily. I am not racist.

Starting point is 00:11:22 Huge. Okay. So this tweet from one of these, like, Twitter. This is like one of those, like, Twitter clout farm operations, okay? Took a snippet from your stream where you're just kind of hanging out. Let's take a look at what happens here. And people approach you. The freaking chicken skin is on it

Starting point is 00:11:45 oh oh uh oh i'm not looking right now thank you mac what did he say he's like you look beautiful can i get your number and i'm like uh no thank you i'm not looking oh oh that's okay i don't live here or anything fucking face that people make when they notice they're on camera like oh my god i hate it i hate the face that people stagger in and they realize it's weird because you're sitting next to austin i know he does it all the time he does it literally non-stop he's doing it right now. I can't see the camera. I'm looking. When you're on your phone and they realize you're in the background,

Starting point is 00:12:31 they're like, wow. They start smoldering. They start trying to check how many people are watching. You're like, chill, dude. Yeah. So let's continue with the video. That is very kind. You don't have to do that.

Starting point is 00:12:43 I'm from Texas. Yeah, yeah. You know know that's pretty far away and you gotta eat parties thank you look at the warm and welcoming right there oh I'm looking oh you look like a nice black man

Starting point is 00:12:55 oh yeah Sean the Sean black man oh very nice but yeah I'm not looking right now thank you you got all these things you gotta eat parties

Starting point is 00:13:03 yes yes I'm eating all the Lunchables right now. Who would be my girlfriend on that? Oh, oh, oh, Chad. There could be great people at Chad. He's like, fuck. He's looking at Chad. Oh, shit.

Starting point is 00:13:17 Thank you. Yeah, they're talking away. Bye. My cash app is motherfucking Matt Pimpin'. Gotta drop the cash app is motherfucking mac pimping gotta drop i'm sorry at what point in that situation as a viewer would you be like oh i'm gonna pay this man i wonder if people have i did yeah yeah yeah she was like payment payment proceeded um i just i just can't help but think if that was a white man you you would have accepted it. Okay.

Starting point is 00:13:47 All jokes aside. All jokes aside. Okay. Am I going to get canceled for that? Of course not. No. That was a joke for the record. That's what everyone Twitter is saying. People immediately tried to be like, oh, this is racist or whatever.

Starting point is 00:13:59 And I'm sure there are certain instances where like an interaction such as that one could be racist right or could be perceived as racist but like you were very kind in trying to uh tell this random stranger that walked up to you with his friend who then came from the other side which is like an incredibly threatening situation at that point not because they're black but because they're two dudes who are swarming you yeah like and and it's odd because like i i saw i saw a bunch of black women as a matter of fact on twitter who looked at that situation oh fucking kaya that's classic classic i mean you're gonna have to work around that i don't know she literally just plopped right on the camera she did a tripod um but uh yeah i saw i saw tweets

Starting point is 00:14:55 from friends of mine and and black women as well who were like this has nothing to do with you know them being black men and has everything to do with them being men approaching a random stranger, like a, like a random girl, uh, in a mall and just like, you know, kind of.

Starting point is 00:15:12 I also agree with, with, with Gina's so much. Everyone's always like, God, ladies just need to say no. Yeah. Like how many times did she say no?

Starting point is 00:15:23 Also imagine if she would have just been like no i don't think you are attractive or i don't want to date you or no i am unavailable like if she would have been so blunt and been like no fucking way yeah what's wrong with her why is she being such a bitch then now exactly there's also obviously the physical element as well because like obviously some men don't handle rejection well so that's something that like i assume women have on the top of their minds every time they engage in this kind of thing but like overall here is best practices i'm not someone who's gonna say like oh zoomers nowadays are so fucking afraid of just like talking to one another in public i'm sure that there's a an element of that as well for many people but it's okay to interact with one another

Starting point is 00:16:07 in public it's just that it's a tricky situation and as soon as you feel like the other person is not receptive to your presence it is on you to go oh shit okay i get it uh you know have a great day it was nice to meet you like him coming up to you in my opinion is not wrong um him coming up to you and being like hey what's up you're really pretty what's your name something like that that's fine right maybe it's a little assertive it's okay but like as soon as you're like oh hi i'm not looking for anything right now then like oh okay have a great day i'm just wondering if he kept on going because he couldn't read cues or because he wanted content. Yeah, I can't tell if he was content-brained.

Starting point is 00:16:47 That's what when we first watched it together. Was he filming it, too? No, no. Okay, so I actually, like, talked to him and the friend, like, five minutes prior for, like, a stream challenge. She uwu'd at them. Yeah, I did a uwu at them, which is, like, the cringiest thing you could ever do to someone. Yeah, you do, like— No, do it. Do it better.

Starting point is 00:17:04 Uwu. Uwu? better. Oh, wow. Yeah. Oh, God. Put some dick in it. Put some dick in it. Oh, wow. No. Like, give it your all.

Starting point is 00:17:15 Oh, wow. There we go. Is that good? Did I do it? Oh, wow. Oh, God. Auntie Piker is going to make that a meme on Twitter. Oh, my God.

Starting point is 00:17:22 I love it. Oh, yeah. Every time Austin says that. Oh, God. Oh, I hate it. Auntie make that a meme on Twitter. Oh, my God. I love it. Oh, yeah. Every time Austin says that. Oh, God. Oh, I hate it. Anti-Piker, please don't make me a gif. I sure hate it if that happens. Oh, no.

Starting point is 00:17:31 But the fact that I ooed to them like five minutes prior and they're like, wow, like she's the one. Like, I want to talk to her. They came back. But my oo is literally the cringiest thing ever. So I guess it's Riz. It probably is a plot twist a little bit. I think he was content-based.

Starting point is 00:17:46 Okay. Yeah. He might just. You tried to like Riz you up. Yeah. Yeah. For the content. I get you.

Starting point is 00:17:51 Okay. Okay. Well, maybe you are racist then. Yeah. I take back everything I said. Sorry to that guy. I'm donating to his cash app as we speak. Back pimping.

Starting point is 00:18:01 The only thing that I was uncomfortable with is I didn't want him to linger around for way too long. Yeah. You never know. People do that all the time. i didn't want him to linger around for way too long yeah you never know people do that all the time yeah i don't know how to like navigate that i just have to be like uh because i'm that's just live streaming etiquette yeah yeah i hate conflict or anything so i can't be like can you leave like i just have to leave so but thankfully they left so i was like okay so that's actually something i want to talk to you about because like a lot of people are saying you're the goat of IRL streaming. For those of you who don't know at home,

Starting point is 00:18:27 that IRL streaming is in real life streaming. I mean, this is a podcast. So like we do have an audience that's like completely oblivious. For those that also want to know goat means greatest of all time. Okay. Well, they're not that old, right? Except for your, we do have some elderly esthetician. Oh yeah.

Starting point is 00:18:44 I have a shout out to my esthetician. She is 72 years old. right? Okay. Except for your... We do have some elderly... Except for your esthetician. Oh, yeah. I have a... Shout out to my esthetician. She is 72 years old. She's gorgeous. She's wonderful. She's beautiful. She's natural. She makes me look pretty.

Starting point is 00:18:53 Shout out to my esthetician. I've been trying to do that for months. He's the goat. She watches every episode. Oh, it's crazy. You've brought up dicks a thousand times, but you couldn't shout out your esthetician. I'm so sorry. Uh-oh.

Starting point is 00:19:02 She's circling around. Continue. Sorry, Asai. All right. This is like a fun little thing. Kaya. Out of the podcast. Get down.

Starting point is 00:19:09 Hey, Kaya, sit. She knows tricks. Get down. She knows all the tricks. I love her. Come here, baby. Sit down. You're such a good lion.

Starting point is 00:19:20 You can sit on the chair next to me. Good girl. And don't put your head up for a minute. Okay. So what I was gonna so yeah IRL streaming is when you I mean we're actually gonna do it by the time this podcast comes out you'll probably have seen it

Starting point is 00:19:37 but we're gonna go to a don't work I like it we're gonna go to a pole dancing instructor's studio and we're gonna do stripper Don't work and I like it We're going to go to a Pole dancing Instructors Studio and we're going to do stripper Pole dancing

Starting point is 00:19:50 Which is apparently like a workout I'm busy today I'm going to the Abbey Why aren't you going? I'm going to the Abbey That's a great Thank you for asking him that question I'm going to the Abbey Look Hasan tells me these things like 12 hours before they happen.

Starting point is 00:20:08 That's not even true. As if I'm not a very busy man. I've talked about the IRL streaming. I really want to do the pole dancing thing. I talked about the IRL streaming for like five days now. I've got a friend with me. What am I supposed to do? Okay.

Starting point is 00:20:16 Well, five days ago, you knew that the IRL streaming was going to happen. But he was with me five days ago. And he can come as well. But, you know, it's fine. I'm planning a concert. Yeah. You have a good excuse. Will's dead to me. Cut fine. I'm planning a concert. Yeah, you have a good excuse. Will's dead to me.

Starting point is 00:20:26 Cutie and I are planning the concert. Cutie has a good excuse. Will is kind of dead to me. But, like, I mean, he kind of has an excuse. You are the most dead. I'm the most dead? No one has ever been as dead. No.

Starting point is 00:20:38 In the future? How can I redeem myself? Well, I got an idea. I'll commentate with you during the debates during the elections oh wow wonderful yeah that is if you get an invite oh really exactly wow that's crazy you know who's not dead to me emily wow that's so um that's crazy wow i'm pole dancing so richie to platform a racist yeah exactly she's gonna be anti-racist by the end of it. But anyway, what I was trying to say is, so your style is very unique because you're very happy, you're very ADHD, and you are like a tiny woman that will literally put herself

Starting point is 00:21:21 in like horrifying circumstances for the most part. Dude, she's a psychopath. Oh, no. literally put herself in like horrifying circumstances for the most part. How the fuck do you do that? Oh, no, I just like my, my motto. Drake said it best, literally YOLO,

Starting point is 00:21:31 you know? So that's like how I live. I just like to do whatever, especially for content. Yeah. I'm very, very content. No one has ever said that.

Starting point is 00:21:38 You're so YOLO, right? But you really are though. Yeah. You're, you're so free spirited. You're so friendly. You're so open.

Starting point is 00:21:45 I just want to experience a bunch of different things, so I always put myself in a dangerous situation. I'll be like, oh, this is a nice experience. I feel like we should send you to a really dangerous place. Yeah, I'd be down. Like war coverage. Korea. Oh, wow.

Starting point is 00:21:57 Sri Lanka. The border of North Korea. Yeah, we should, like a field reporter. Yeah, yeah. I'd be like, hey, guys. You're too nice. Nobody's going to hurt you. Right? Yeah. Put on a press vest, and you'll be good, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, we should like a field reporter. Yeah, yeah. I'd be like, hey guys. You're too nice. Nobody's going to hurt you. Right?

Starting point is 00:22:06 Yeah. Put on a press vest and you'll be good, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Send her to Gaza. Yeah. So I, I, I don't know.

Starting point is 00:22:16 Do you never get afraid? Like, how does that work? So the way that I think of it when I interact with strangers, so a lot of my IRL is just like random places, right? I'm like, I will never see the stranger again so i'm just gonna do whatever yeah so that's just kind of like my fuck it mentality that i have at streaming but then when i'm off stream i'm just like a normal human being that's not true you don't think i can i can confirm that that is a falsehood i'm not i'm not normal She's just as weird off stream. Yay. The most dangerous thing Emily's ever done to give audience that doesn't watch streaming perspective is she did a running.

Starting point is 00:22:52 Oh. The dumbest shit you've ever done. Oh, I didn't think it was that dumb, right? Oh, my God. What did she do? She did like every sub added.1 mile. .1 mile. So she had to keep running. That's not the crazy part the crazy part is she

Starting point is 00:23:05 had a map in the corner tracking where she was to her live audience of like 10 000 yeah and it was like dark at night 8 p.m did you have security no yeah that's why i have security no i was alone but did you make it yeah yeah no one came up to me. No, she's dead. Everyone was nice. I mean, I don't know. Yeah, I guess I didn't think about that part, but I thought it would be cool to see where I am. You didn't think about your own security, like your bodily security at all? No, I feel like for IRL streaming, I will never get a security guard because I feel like that kind of ruins the content. I agree with that 100%. What if they're out of the, what if they don't see them?

Starting point is 00:23:44 Then it just feels weird still. Because I want... If something happens, that's just what happens, baby. That's just... No, I 100% agree with her. That's, like, part of the reason why I have, I guess, like, done less IRL streams in general. But, like, that was my motto as well, which is, like, just... I guess not YOLO.

Starting point is 00:24:03 YOLO! well which is like just i guess not yolo but yeah but i do think that like what makes irl streaming great is like unique interactions that can only happen and it's better if the camera is not abrasive and it's not like in your face and you're just kind of having a normal interaction with someone as normal as uh that can be and that is what makes irl streaming great not like uh you know pre-planned productions or whatever. I think... Which is not an IRL stream. It's a different thing.

Starting point is 00:24:30 I mean, that's great in a different way. I have 12 security guards tonight, and I'm excited about it. No, no, no. In a pre-planned production, you need a band. I'm very happy to get security guards. What do you mean you need one?

Starting point is 00:24:39 Somebody DM me about the concert. Like, would you go on a date with me after the concert? Oh, my God. And I was... And Austin was like yes. Show hole. No I do not. What do you mean? No people send me their holes willingly. I do not ask for holes. You just have to essentially where you're

Starting point is 00:24:56 seated tonight if you raise your hand a security guard will come. Then you can go to the bathroom or the green room. Really? So we have to share a bathroom with everybody? Which I love to do. bathroom with everybody? No. Which I love to do. Well, no, no, no.

Starting point is 00:25:07 This is what happened. I thought that was a beautiful thing. I mean, that's what Ludwig did. Ludwig literally for his fucking dodgeball event, which we got to talk about. Yeah, speaking of which, the dodgeball event, we'll talk about that in a minute, but I was at the dodgeball event.

Starting point is 00:25:19 We were at this, there was one restroom on our side. There's a men and a women's, right? And there's one restroom on our side. There's a men and a women's, right? Uh-huh. And there's one restroom on our side where the players are. And then the other restroom is where kind of the fans can go to. I feel like some fans saw my dick. Yeah. I'm fairly certain. He just whipped out.

Starting point is 00:25:36 He was just like shaking. Wait, like somebody, what? Because your dick was so big? I wouldn't use that one. And I was just like, i don't fucking i have to go play dodgeball man like wait did you bully him what did you do no i was just he pulled up to the urinal i said nicer dog what do you mean oh he saw your dick and got nervous yeah no i don't know what i don't know the interaction was weird though because it's like it's a fan and he's there

Starting point is 00:26:02 it's not even like a fan randomly seeing you at the airport which happens right it's like a fan and he's there. It's not even like a fan randomly seeing you at the airport, which happens, right? It's like a fan there to see you perform. And then you're going to the bathroom. He's like, that's your dick. Oh my God. That's I just saw. That's cool.

Starting point is 00:26:16 Did he go like, wow, that matches. He didn't. He was just like kind of nervous. Imagine if I saw your dick, I'd be like, oh, that makes sense. Okay. You know what I mean? Like if you had like a little dick, I'd be like, that's weird. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:26:31 Doesn't match. Don't say yes to that. You know what I mean? I don't know. Austin's cooking. I'd be like, wow, that matches. That matches. So anyway, so I go to the bathroom and I use the women's bathroom.

Starting point is 00:26:43 Yeah, yeah. I feel like everyone did. Yeah, so I use the women's bathroom and the guy cleaning it, he's on the phone, first of all. He stops his phone conversation to say, hey, man, you can't use this bathroom. And it's a dude cleaning it? Yeah, it's a dude cleaning it. And I'm like, he's like, you can't use this bathroom.

Starting point is 00:26:58 And I'm like, oh, hold on. Let me go get my pee back because I just did. You know what I mean? And he's like, you can't do it. And I'm like, well, and then Ray came in and she's like, no, he can. He's gay. What?

Starting point is 00:27:13 Ray didn't say that, but I said that. I was like, I'm gay. I can use the women's bathroom. It's a known rule that if you are gay, you can use the women's bathroom. This is becoming more political by the second. No, it is. It is.

Starting point is 00:27:26 The women's restroom is reserved for women, those that identify as women, and gay men. So, essentially. Do we agree with that? No. Discourse. Do we agree with that? Gay men should be allowed to use the women's restroom. I don't care.

Starting point is 00:27:40 I think only Austin's show can do that. Thank you. And I don't just walk into women's restrooms everywhere but like gay bars um uh evidently this dodgeball tournament anyway sorry to interrupt go ahead i got fucked on my venue this year for christmas concert because the first when i first started doing events it was right after covid no one was booking shit i was able to get any venue i wanted like the day before it was great great. Now I got fucked. There was no venues available for the Christmas concert. I was booking back in October.

Starting point is 00:28:09 The venue I wanted is booked out until July. Oh damn. It's like actually bad. I tried to book that venue too. Wait not a single weekend is free? No. Wow. What about weekdays? Probably. It's weird because like during the holidays famously Los Angeles is like kind of empty normally. weekdays probably thursdays it's weird because like during the holidays uh famously los angeles

Starting point is 00:28:26 is like kind of empty normally which is why like you would expect it to be easier but i guess not so so you booked it and and so i booked it it's shit uh-huh why are you saying we're about to go there wait why is it bad because i'm trying to prep you oh wait what does it look like it's just not made for what we need it's made for movies okay it's a movie theater it's okay i don't have a green room that's okay i have two bathrooms i turned one into a general neutral or a gender neutral bathroom for guests and then ours our green room is half green room half toilet stalls that are also gender neutral that's awesome really yeah i think that's a good attitude i think that's great i'm just so happy to be yeah yeah i'll

Starting point is 00:29:11 bet you'll be like i was doing my makeup and someone was shitting my expectations are always low so your expectations are always low i don't really care that's the hard thing about like streamer events is like we don't have like we're not hollywood we're not used to this shit we don't know what we're doing yeah i just don't want to be killed that's is we're not Hollywood. We're not used to this shit. We don't know what we're doing. Yeah. I just don't want to be killed. That's why we're so down to earth. You won't be killed. That's it.

Starting point is 00:29:30 As long as I don't get killed, it's fine. There's lots of security. That's great. And if you do get killed, it'll be impressive. I'll be able to remember the experience better if it's so unique. Yeah, it's true. If a song gets murdered, you'll remember it. Yeah, I'll be like, wow, it's so good.

Starting point is 00:29:43 That would be very memorable. It would be surely unforgettable. I don't want to sit next to a song in case someone shoots it. Do you think about that? That's crazy that that's a mental calculation. Okay, that's good to know. Goddamn, now you're going to put that fear in my head. We're both anxious people. Wait, really?

Starting point is 00:30:02 Yeah, I'm a very anxious person. You're not seated by him. I'm not seated by him? You don't have enough clout. I have an assigned seat? I'm a very anxious person. You seem so level-headed. You're not seated by him. All the time. I'm not seated by him? You don't have enough clout. I have an assigned seat? I don't have enough clout. Excuse you.

Starting point is 00:30:09 I'm joking. I'm joking. The crowd's going to go wild when I sing tonight. You are not seated by him, but it's not because you're on the clock. I don't know the words to my second song. Just make it up. I don't know anything that I'm doing. I haven't even looked at anything.

Starting point is 00:30:21 Emily does. She has a whole dance. Yes, and a rap. You're an amazing performer. I didn't even verbally confirm anything. Emily does. She has a whole dance. I didn't even say you're an amazing performer. I didn't even verbally confirm with cutie until like I said on live. I was like, yeah, sure. Of course I'll do it. That's enough of a yes.

Starting point is 00:30:33 Yeah. I just put him in the video and I'm like, he'll get enough social pressure. I started just scheduling Hassan to do shit and he doesn't even know you. That's got an annual. I've got an annual schedule for Hassan. And I just probably when you do it, When QD does it, it's fine. I just gaslight him. I was like, no, you said yes to this.

Starting point is 00:30:47 My stuff is fun. Yes. Excuse you. My stuff is very fun. A lot of people have fun at Name Your Price. So much so you made a vlog of it. I didn't. I don't know about that for either.

Starting point is 00:30:56 I watched the parts that I was in. To see if you looked good. Not even like the audio on mute. Oh, I need to upload the whole Q&A to the Patreon. I have that. I have the entire Q&A. It was great. I'll send it.

Starting point is 00:31:08 Yeah, it was great. Let's talk dodgeball. Ludwig's Dodgeball. We are all, all of us were involved in it. And we all lost. Yeah. That's hard. To varying degrees of humiliation.

Starting point is 00:31:21 Stupid Will Neff. Yeah, wait. Yeah, kick was just too good. I'm going to hope. Yeah. That's why we kicked him off this podcast. Yeah, wait. Yeah, kick was just too good. I'm going to hope. Yeah. That's why we kicked him off this podcast. Yeah, that's why Will's not here. We kicked him out.

Starting point is 00:31:29 He's too much of an athlete. Yeah. He's insane. He's also very competitive. I've never, I get very competitive too, but I've never played dodgeball other than the one other time on G4. That was the last time I heard of it.

Starting point is 00:31:41 Oh, yeah, G4 week. That's the first and last time. We put Hassan on like a hundred and a hundred degree day on black asphalt. Oh, that was awful I heard of it. That's the first and last time. We put us on a 100 degree day on black asphalt. That was awful. We did better. I feel like me and Will did better on that one than we did in others though. It was rough.

Starting point is 00:31:54 But I yeah, our team wasn't so great. I thought I was a competitive person and then I saw Will go crazy and all of Team K. I'm like okay, I'm not. I don't care enough to care. I like barely threw the ball i don't care enough to care i like barely threw the ball and then like i tried and it showed emily oh i knew that was coming my best you know i was like the cheerleader oh yeah maybe you did better than me

Starting point is 00:32:16 i was using cutie as a body shield yeah that's my best use yeah yeah i i saw that yeah i was using hers i mean yeah you look good though you look good out there that's thank you that's all that really yeah i know i know you care about that yeah you look great out there i was just thinking like the whole game i was like wow she's so sexy i was i was uh i was definitely a little bit frustrated with uh how team no i mean i i just was frustrated with the shit talk about the circumstances that were, that were, you know, happening Austin with your mind.

Starting point is 00:32:48 That's not, I'm right here. No, no, no. I'm trying to, I'm trying to call everybody. Austin.

Starting point is 00:32:52 That's the mic. Yeah. I was frustrated with the bracketing that Lord, we get the bracket. And we were, even though we were in the easy bracket. No, I'm still saying like in general,

Starting point is 00:33:03 it was very unfair that the team YouTube and, uh, and I guess, uh, chess boxing, the two teams that Ludwig wanted to, uh, put forward to stay the, to, you know, this conspiracy theory. Oh my God. Oh no. It was very, he openly admitted it. Wait, he wanted to win his bracket, that bracket, that bracket. Well, not promoing the Merc. Yeah. Cause he was promoting the Merc. Oh my God. He's a genius. Wait, that is. I his bracket, that bracket, that bracket. Well, not promoing the merch.

Starting point is 00:33:25 Yeah, because he was from. Oh, my God. He's a genius. I mean, it's pretty. I would say evil. Yeah. But it was a unique bracketing situation where, you know, they played an already atrophied team. And then, you know, they just kind of went all the way to the top.

Starting point is 00:33:43 Ludwig scammed me. He owes me a bidet. Why? Because he said he'd to the top. Ludwig scammed me. Oh. He owes me a bidet. Why? Because he said he'd give me one and he hasn't got me one yet. He does that to a lot of people. Yeah. He owes me a bidet.

Starting point is 00:33:54 Well, Ludwig, if you don't get me a bidet, I'm going to file a class action lawsuit. Oh, do it. By yourself? That would be... Victims of Ludwig Foundation? Yeah, I think that would get a lot of attention if I sued Ludwig. I wouldn't blame you because I'm mad at him. Why are you mad at him?

Starting point is 00:34:10 Talk your shit, sis. Because he just gave me his song for the Christmas concert today. After me every single day for the past two weeks being like, I can't get people's songs. I can't get people's tracks. I can't get people's songs. I can't get people's tracks. And he says to me, I'll sing.

Starting point is 00:34:24 This morning he was laying in bed. I was like, Lud, I really need your tracks like and he says to me i'll sing this morning he's laying in bed i was like let i really need your song and he was like i'll sing the christmas song and i was like will you send me a track he was like no and i said can tj accompany you on the piano he's like no and i was like then you need to send me a track and he's like tj can accompany me speaking of songs are you speaking of songs i am not singing one but it's time to make fun of austin once more oh no march i'm sending you no way i'm sending you a link no play it without any context no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

Starting point is 00:34:57 no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no I don't know what this is. No, you don't. Because I didn't send it to the group chat this time because I wanted to hit you in the face with it. This is a great segue. Great opportunity. Oh, no. Oh, no. This is going to happen. All right.

Starting point is 00:35:13 So. I get exposed, right, Austin? I love you. No, no, no. This is not even necessarily directly about Austin. I mean, it's about Austin, but it's not Austin. All right. So roll the tape oh my god

Starting point is 00:35:26 this is jonathan schlatt singing and now the end is near he's a schlatt this has to be ai right singing no it's not what i'm gonna tell you the backstory now so good famously as a massive rabid fandom that much like mine has put his voice his ai voice through a shit ton of filters and has made recreations most famously this song so jay schlatt what did he do make his own he made his own cover and he's got motherfucking pipes yeah are you calling me out because i have not made a frank sinatra cover i'm calling you out times two okay pause the track this he is out singing you in your own game. It's like if Schlatt was like, you know, I've never done political commentary.

Starting point is 00:36:33 Hit me, baby, one more time. And now, the end is near. This is your go-to Frank Sinatra, right? You only play this song. You only sing this song. It's actually kind of annoying that you haven't gotten another song in a rotation in the years that I've known you. He has a new this song. You only sing this song. It's actually kind of annoying that you haven't gotten another song into rotation in the years that I've known you. Jay Shlatt came in

Starting point is 00:36:50 and sang his fucking face off. He destroyed you. Hold on. He hasn't even called me out. I am calling you out on behalf of him. I hate when women pit women against each other. All I'm saying is, how does that make you feel that he just came out of nowhere?

Starting point is 00:37:08 Well, first of all, I feel personally attacked. Good. I am personally attacked. I'm the Frank Sinatra guy. Frank Sinatra is my thing. Yeah, it is. It is my thing. And I'll be singing it tonight, by the way.

Starting point is 00:37:19 I will probably get a standing ovation. I just want to prepare you all for it. We'll stand for you. I've solved the thing. What? Tonight we're trying something new I've solved the thing. What? Tonight we're trying something new with the Christmas concert ever. What's that? We're remote recording it so maybe we can release a little live album.

Starting point is 00:37:31 Oh. So you might have his own Frank Sinatra cover within the next few weeks. Is it going to match up to Schlatt? It will. Look, I heard Schlatt used a lot of auto-tune in that. I don't think he did at all. He did not at all. I don't think there was a single bit of auto-tune. I asked him. He said, did at all. He did not at all. That was actually, I asked him

Starting point is 00:37:46 and he said, one take. Wow. Okay, first of all, I still don't believe that's not AI. Did he take voice lessons? I did not ask him about that. Now you can, though. If he can, you can sing. What do you mean? You have all your AI

Starting point is 00:38:01 of you. Yeah, well, I need to learn Mandarin so i can sing red sun in the sky for sure okay yeah no that's i mean that that's my favorite one he only he only sings chinese propaganda that's all it's red sun in the sky it's a it's a mao it's a song about mao and and i i love that song he likes china for trains. I also do like the other one is the Korean Democratic People's Republic of Korea. Cholima on the Wing. That one I love.

Starting point is 00:38:32 That one goes hard. Really hard. North Korea is such a great shining example. Just because a place is not under good circumstances doesn't change that they can make great art. That's true. And great music. change that they can make great art. That's true. And great music.

Starting point is 00:38:45 No, I think it's the North Korea is filled with beautiful art. I'd want to go there. I would love to travel to North Korea. You know, Chinese, you know, Mandarin.

Starting point is 00:38:54 No, I do not. Are you, do you, do you guys all, do you, he speaks Turkish. Oh,

Starting point is 00:38:58 and you guys all, I was just going to say, do I speak a little bit of Spanish? I can teach you an important word. Do it. Okay. Uh, Pigu. Pigu. Oh, that's really good. Nihao. Nihao. Nihao ma. I was just going to say I speak a little bit of Mandarin Spanish I can teach you an important word Do it Okay Pigu Pigu

Starting point is 00:39:06 Oh that's really good Ni hao Ni hao Ni hao ma Pigu means beautiful Pigu How do you say natural? Junda

Starting point is 00:39:16 Junda Junda Are you So you're not fluent in Mandarin? No yeah I'm like conversationally okay Okay So you can

Starting point is 00:39:23 So you're kind of bilingual Yeah yeah Just like semi Any other languages? Spanish Gracias Oh gracias mandarin no yeah i'm like conversationally okay okay so you can so you're kind of bilingual yeah yeah just like semi any other languages spanish gracias oh wait so you you speak yeah are you are you chinese yeah yeah i'm chinese so my parents spoke uh mandarin to me growing up and then i would respond in english so my chinese is very bad okay did they get mad at you for that um no, they just like, she's hopeless. It's such an... Did your dad...

Starting point is 00:39:49 Your dad was the one who watched me? Yeah, he loves you. Oh, hell yeah. He ranked you an S-tier streamer. Hell yeah. Based off vibes. Does he like me? Oh, I don't think he ranked you.

Starting point is 00:39:58 You don't stream. Okay. You don't stream. I'm going to start streaming. Yeah, you would need to stream to be able to... I'm de-escalating. Okay. You don't stream.

Starting point is 00:40:05 It's okay. Your dad doesn't like me. No, it's okay. He would love stream. I'm going to start streaming. Yeah, you would need to stream to be able to be in those lists. You're on stream. It's okay. Your dad doesn't like me. No, it's okay. It's okay. If your dad saw me glaze up China, he'd probably like me even more. Oh, my God. He would love that. Oh, yeah.

Starting point is 00:40:15 I do that. I do it all the time. He loves China. That's great. Okay. So, also, another thing. So, you're Chinese. Uh-huh. Chinese-American. Yes. You're born here. Okay. So also another thing. So you're Chinese, Chinese American. Yes.

Starting point is 00:40:27 You're born here. Yeah. In Nebraska. Oh, God. Nebraska. Sorry to hear that. How the hell did. Corn huskers, baby.

Starting point is 00:40:34 How the hell did that happen? My parents got a job in Nebraska. So then I was born there. Got it. And then it was a very, honestly, looking back on it, it was a pleasant upbringing because it was very boring. So I had to like figure out ways to entertain myself. So I made YouTube videos.

Starting point is 00:40:50 She has a lot of old YouTube videos. Nebraska is very white. It's so white. I was like the only Asian at my high school and middle school and elementary. But it's okay. People weren't mean to me, which is good. People were mean to you? They were not.

Starting point is 00:41:03 They just thought I was silly. They just didn't even know what you are like what is that i've never seen one of your before your account before i don't know how to be racist yeah did you yeah they were but they were well behaved yes okay the only time that there was something funny so we all had to make like a pie chart of like our ethnicities right so it's like like a lot of white people are like teachers were sorting teachers were sorting yeah they were like yeah make your ethnicity pie chart and i did that in second grade go ahead and then mine was a hundred percent chinese and they're like look at emily's pie it's not even a pie slice it's just a pie and they're making fun of me really but you're a hundred percent chinese yeah yeah wow i've never met anybody 100% anything. Really? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:41:45 He's 100% Turkish. I mean, I am, but like There's something else in there. She's 100% Chinese. He's 100% Turkish. You're 100% Han Chinese. What does that mean? Han. Han! I don't know.

Starting point is 00:42:02 Well, I mean, because like... Genghis Khan? No, not like that well okay so the reason why i said that is i mean it's the largest uh ethnic group in china okay whereas like i'm turkish i'm 100% turkish but like i'm i i like my parents side on my on my father's side they're from uh greece okay so they're from crete and selenic you're greek. So they're from Crete and Salonic. You're Greek? Well, technically they're Greek-Turkish, I guess. Like they lived, they, my father's side grew up in, in what is now known as Greece, but at the time was Turkey or the Ottoman Empire. It's kind of like my relatives grew up in Lebanon, but at the time it was Syria.

Starting point is 00:42:38 Oh, cool. Yeah. So. My family grew up in Germany at the time it was World War II. Wait, we don't talk about that. Wait, uh, and then, and then on my mother's side, at the time it was World War II. Wait, we don't talk about that. Wait, what?

Starting point is 00:42:48 Your, your family straight out of straight pipe. That's crazy. Wow. Awesome. You say you're Lebanese. I'm Lebanese. I did a presentation in second grade actually.

Starting point is 00:42:57 And people were amazed. They were like, wow. Like that's so much. I don't know if they made many comments about it. It was actually pretty bold at the time. It was around nine 11 too. comments about it. It was actually pretty bold at the time. It was around 9-11 too. Wow. Yeah. It was like

Starting point is 00:43:08 2002. Oh my god. I was just out there. I don't know what's going on. Doors unlocked. Oh, I delivered some stuff. Okay. I was like... Sam was about to spring into action.

Starting point is 00:43:23 I had to buy um self tanner oh for tonight i'll put it on during the page oh nice i'm also i'm speaking go ahead and then i had to buy spanks nothing fits my butt's so big oh yeah damn you got damn fat ass is you don't know what ghiat is right I know what ghiat is but you were talking about a ghiat yeah so ghiat is like negative ghiat so that's what I have where it's just flat you have a great butt you think so I do I haven't been looking at it you can't really see it

Starting point is 00:43:56 she's always wearing skirts yeah I've never really checked it out I'm sure you have a wonderful beautiful natural yes I think many people would appreciate it oh thank you many people yeah some people say you've got a great ass believe me um it's fantastic there was one other thing you went to harvard uh columbia or you went to columbia i don't know why i thought harvard because i went to harvard yeah yeah confusing wait you went to columbia university yes columbia wow that's

Starting point is 00:44:22 incredible what's your degree in uh financial engineering holy sh and I learned nothing and I'm a streamer now what does it feel to disappoint your parents how does that feel I have to pay them back for college now because I didn't use my degree wait really that's the wait that's the punishment yeah they're like oh sorry they're like Emily now that you're a streamer uh and you don't even use your degree uh you have to pay us back for college. Wait, so they retroactively said that? Well, they said that like, okay, as like a, I thought they said it as a joke my freshman year of college. They're like, Emily, you're going to pay us back for college, right?

Starting point is 00:44:54 And I'm like, haha, yeah, sure. And then four years later, my mom's like, Emily, you know when you agreed to pay us for college? How much do you owe them? I'm paying them like. I mean, Columbia is not cheap. $350,000. I think I'm paying them like columbia is not cheap 350 000 i think i'm paying them 8k every six months for 10 years nice that's such a such a fucking foreigner parent

Starting point is 00:45:13 thing well i mean for me the reason why i say this is because like well i did not go to a prestigious institution i went to ruckers university of miami first and then ruckers no one has ever university of miami yes i did university of miami yeah and then ruckers no one has ever university of miami yes i did university of miami yeah coral gables i say what you've known me for like five years i know i've learned so much about university of miami i've talked about this to you english is his second language i've talked about this to you many times that you just like don't listen i think but anyway god damn um so all about you so originally my dad uh i'm the only one in my family that doesn't have uh any anything above a bachelor of uh arts and sciences uh they all my

Starting point is 00:45:56 brother is an engineer he builds spaceships and also has a master's in engineering my both my parents have phds and they teach in college uh one of them in turkey the other one in america and uh so i'm like the black sheep i'm the dummy of the family so my dad for years and years and years was like all right come on media thing come on every time he every time he uh every time we would have family gatherings he's like all right so when are you going back to school you're gonna get a phd right like i mean you're gonna you're gonna get a degree and and uh i i was very disappointing to them for a very long time until you know now i've i've paid off my mom's student loans and my brother's student loans so now they now they there's a there's a point where they start respecting it and it's only when you're like okay you're financially secure

Starting point is 00:46:48 i'm fine now that's exactly like my parents they hated it and then they're like wait you're making money okay and then they're like can you get me something for christmas and i'm like oh okay yes what do you want exactly so now they're supportive for sure right same with your parents okay yeah now our parents kind of i mean my parents are supportive but yeah they like move in with me sometimes wow yeah like hassan's too mine too yeah my mom's still here my dad just left we're gonna link up again in in italy soon my mom's dead oh my god he doesn't ask for much wow way to to kill the mood. Yeah. What the fuck? Wasn't my fault. Are you sure? I'm just kidding.

Starting point is 00:47:28 I'm just kidding. Parents are so like. I can find a way to blame myself. Ask my therapist. No, I think a weird thing that I've started dealing with is like now my, I love my dad so much, but now he wants things and I'm like, bitch, you didn't pay for my college. I'm not paying for your shit. Yeah. Yeah. I about it you think your own college oh i i grew up very very poor i grew up it pretty pretty rough situation i think looking back at it that's the whitest thing i've ever heard you say what do you're not gonna pay for your parents when they ask for

Starting point is 00:48:03 something no i will is that white people's things yes i pay for your parents when they ask for something? No, I will. Is that white people's things? Yes. I pay for my parents' stuff. Does that make me more Lebanese? Dude, you want to be not white so bad. I'm not. I'm mixed.

Starting point is 00:48:15 I've already paid. He wanted like these 10. Long story short, my grandparents have a farm in Idaho. Yeehaw. And that's where my dad was raised. Potato farm? Yeah, potato farm in Idaho. That's where my dad was raised. Potato farm in Idaho. They've passed away.

Starting point is 00:48:31 My dad essentially wanted to turn the potato farm into a big family reunion campground place. But it's like, there's so many of those in Idaho. He wanted some stuff to make it nice, so i gave him a

Starting point is 00:48:45 bunch of money for that but then that got like that shut down and so he wants to do something else and so he's asked for more money and i'm just like i it makes me i don't know anybody else with like parental resentment sometimes but like i fucking i had a full-time job like i worked every summer when i was 13 i had a full-time job the day i every summer when I was 13. I had a full-time job the day I turned 16. I had my first job. I was working 40 hours a week while going to high school, while on cheer, while in volleyball, paying for everything on my own,

Starting point is 00:49:14 everything on my own. And he used to always be like, yeah, you got to work your own way, work your own way. Now all of a sudden, somebody wants a freaking camping tent. Yeah. I mean, I buy it. I have been paying for it. It's just like, damn. Now all of a sudden, somebody wants a freaking camping tent. Yeah. That was my... I mean, I buy it.

Starting point is 00:49:28 I have been paying for it. It's just like, damn. You also do your dad's finances, which is crazy. You're his accountant. What? Which is crazy. I just do his invoices. I just do his contracts and stuff.

Starting point is 00:49:38 I'm his lawyer, really. Okay. So I have something to bring up, too. Okay. Because I have a couple things things we can do some of it behind the paywall as well uh like the congressional gay sex that we're going to be talking about uh the person of the year wait congressional gay sex of the year what oh yeah oh yeah yeah congressional gay sex fuck yeah what a great so i have uh like an actual gay porn review

Starting point is 00:50:04 that we're going to be finally doing behind the paywall oh my god we get to watch gay porn behind the paywall wow you're so cool that is awesome patreon.com slash fear and and um and also a litany of different uh taylor swift things but since we're at 48 minutes we'll just start off with the taylor swift thing taylor's uh taylor swift wait emily said she's mid and i hate emily okay i used to man of the year a lot wait taylor swift and then you saw her live during the red tour yeah or uh like speak now or fearless and she was not that good at singing well bitch i'm on back you want to watch the arrows tour together i feel like i'm too far behind like the swifties are too strong for me.

Starting point is 00:50:46 I can't join anymore. We let you in. Yeah, we do. I don't know folklore. I don't know evermore, whatever it's called. Really? Yeah. I just feel like I'm an imposter among all the big fans.

Starting point is 00:50:55 Just watch the heiress tour. Really? And you'll be like, wow, she's gotten so much better. Yeah. She has. Her voice has gotten way better. I didn't watch that one thing. She's a great dancer too.

Starting point is 00:51:03 Yeah, she's gotten way better at dancing too. She's a wonderful dancer. She's not going to dance. She really is. Can we be serious? She's a dynamo. She's a dynamo. I respect her as like an institution. Okay. And I think that Taylor Swift

Starting point is 00:51:19 doesn't have to be very good at things. I think that her being kind of mediocre is what makes her appealing. I do a lot of people. What are you talking about? doesn't have to be very good at things. I think that her being kind of mediocre is what makes her appealing. I do a lot of people. What are you talking about? I think she's a once-in-a-lifetime talent. I think that... The new Michael Jackson.

Starting point is 00:51:31 I would venture to say probably even better. Okay. Wow. Now we're borderline racist. Wait. Listen. What I want to say is this. Here's my analysis of Taylor Swift, okay?

Starting point is 00:51:44 Here's my analysis of Taylor Swift, okay? Here's my analysis of Taylor Swift. How did we get there? I think that her appeal stems from the fact that she's, like, very normal. And kind of not above and beyond exceptional. It's not like a level of talent that is, like, unachievable where you're like, I am in awe. She is a dynamo, though. She works very fucking hard. I can agree that her

Starting point is 00:52:07 vocals are not... It's no Adele. It's no Idina Menzel. It's no one time... She has a very approachable singing voice. I disagree. Which is great. She has gotten much better, though. I think the thing that she is not normal at, that she's way above standards, is her writing skills. That's it. She writes

Starting point is 00:52:23 relatable music. The shit she writes is crazy. Everybody can relate to it. Exactly. I think she's way above standards is her writing skills. That's it. She writes relatable music. The shit she writes is crazy. I mean, everybody can relate to it. Yeah, so that's what I was going to say. Exactly. I think she's a great writer, and I think that she's very good at it. And I even think her looks are approachable. She doesn't do, like, the Kim Kardashian shit. I don't think you relate to her anymore because you used to be, like,

Starting point is 00:52:37 this ugly. Yeah, I think you think you're too good for her. Yeah, you've, like, blossomed into this being this beautiful man. I'm just, like. No, we don't like you anyway no that's what i mean like i'm not the target market you're too white yeah i am literally not the target demographic for taylor swift yeah we are i'm simply stating and i also we're bringing emily in yeah i'm like i'm a bad person because i don't listen to music anyway but like i'm saying that as someone who has studied culture, I feel as though her appeal

Starting point is 00:53:10 stems from the fact that she is great as a lyricist and can write very relatable stories and she's not like super above and beyond. She puts on a fucking show. Yeah, for sure.

Starting point is 00:53:23 She made so much money on that tour, which is why I think above and beyond. Puts on a fucking show. Yeah, for sure. She's a performer. She's a theater kid. She made so much money on that tour. She's still going. Which is why I think we need to go on tour. No, shut your whore mouth. I would love to do a tour.

Starting point is 00:53:34 Thank you, Emily. The economists are calling you the Taylor Swift phenomena. She has revitalized the economy. Let's take a look, Taylor Swift. Man of the year. Man of the year. That's right.

Starting point is 00:53:44 She won man of the year or person of the year. Wait, that's cool. Why did you say man of the year. Man of the year. That's right. She won man of the year, or person of the year. Wait, that's cool. Why did you say man of the year? I don't know. Has to be a man. It's person of the year. It's person of the year. I'm being sexist all the time.

Starting point is 00:53:53 You're so misogynistic. We're not going to be able to cover this all in this episode, because actually this interview is so fucking juicy. That's what I'm saying. So I need to, it's also very cringe. I do need to bring something up. Well, she might have been having a little fun that day she said something funny about like being like horcruxes yes and and

Starting point is 00:54:13 yeah and lord of the rings and it's going crazy so but look at our girl 23 person of the year taylor swift by time magazine remember it's up there with Adolf Hitler. Okay. Joseph Stalin. Make some other ones. Barack Obama. Rudolph Giuliani. Barack Obama. America's mayor, Rudy Giuliani.

Starting point is 00:54:35 Didn't Donald Trump win one? Donald Trump. Wow. Gandhi. Up there with a lot of people. The Dalai Lama. Notoriated. And now Taylor Swift.

Starting point is 00:54:48 She's the first performer ever. Oh, that's huge. One thing I want to say right off the jump. What the fuck? Fire the photographer. I know. Fire the makeup artist. Fire the glam squad that worked on this.

Starting point is 00:55:00 This is one of her worst photo shoots I've ever seen in my life. I've never seen such a flub. Can you show this, please, March? I mean, this is like, this is unacceptable. I've ever seen in my life. I've never seen such a flub. Can you show this, please, March? I mean, this is like, this is unacceptable. I think it's very 80s. No. It's still bad. No, it's not.

Starting point is 00:55:12 It's really bad. You can do an 80s photo shoot and make it work. This. He looks depressed. It was just so, the hair was so. Oh, no. This photo is insane. Why did they do this?

Starting point is 00:55:24 I don't know why they curled her bangs like that. This would have been a totally, imagine a sleek back ballerina bun. Yes. Much better. This looks unkempt. Like it looks like her hair just looks bad. I wish.

Starting point is 00:55:37 Yeah, it looks like my hair right now. No, your hair looks beautiful and natural. Yeah, it looks great. Yeah, I'm very disappointed. Are you naturally blonde? I'm naturally Taylor's i'm naturally taylor's color oh perfect no big deal you're just like her for real like her for real it's part of why i haven't been growing i haven't been bleaching so i'm like if she can pull it off maybe i can pull it off well she's not pulling it off here i'll tell you

Starting point is 00:55:59 that much that's a good photo that's well it's fine it's a photo it's it's not a person of the year photo yeah yes so that's the hilarious part about it is like even the most like it's a good photo that's well it's fine it's it's not a person of the year photo yeah yes so that's the hilarious part about it is like even the most like it's a very mid photo decent photos are very mid and taylor's like a beautiful woman it's like this is not it's not very hard to make tables with look good it's i would say harder to make her look like this so that was the first thing i saw that made me go oh my god this is so bad. And then there's a bunch of quotes in here where she's just like incredibly corny. There's one part of the interview. I mean, we can try to pull up the,

Starting point is 00:56:36 if you control F, like you can pull up the Lord of the Rings or Horcrux. March. Horcrux, but her best one, her best line ever so finally like okay so if you guys don't know 2016 2016 I might have my year wrong

Starting point is 00:56:56 dyslexic 2016 is when the whole Kim Kardashian Kanye bullshit happened where you know like famous Famous came out? Yeah. Okay. So, and Kim posted a video that said that Taylor Swift was like, yeah, it's fine. Right, right, right.

Starting point is 00:57:11 It was an edited video. Really? Yeah. It was an edited video and that didn't come to the forefront until like, I think 2020 that like it was proven that it was an edited video because Kim Kardashian's Snapchat got hacked. Right. But during this, like the number one worldwide trending it wasn't 2016

Starting point is 00:57:27 it had to have been earlier um the trending worldwide hashtag was taylor swift is over like worldwide and and like uh kim called her a snake and so then like like she got flooded she got flooded with snakes on every social media she went dark she literally went into hiding like she was like for how long it's over for until reputation came out it was years she would she would hide in public she was just like she was like it's how long like a year she was ever been why can't she say that it's fake so she tried but everyone was like there she goes again calling herself the victim so yeah that's actually one of the funniest parts in the article that i wanted to get to where she's like i felt canceled and then the interviewer goes uh the interviewer basically like refutes that

Starting point is 00:58:14 a little bit by by saying like you know she was still like one of the top like record selling artists of all time but who am i to tell taylor swift that she was canceled if she felt like she was canceled then she certainly was and i was like that's not journalism what are you doing yeah i think it was more of a thing of like here read it from above actually look what you made me do reach oh here swift has told me a story about redemption about rising and falling only to rise again a hero's journey. I did not say to her in our conversation that it did not always look that way from the outside.

Starting point is 00:58:49 That, for example, when Reputation's lead single Look What You Made Me Do reached number one on the charts, or when the album sold 1.3 million albums in the first week, second only in 1989, she did not look like someone whose career had died. She looked like a superstar who was mining her personal experience as successfully as ever. I am tempted to say this.

Starting point is 00:59:10 But then I think, who am I to challenge it if that's how she felt? The point is, she felt canceled. She felt as if her career had been taken from her. Searching in her had been, something in her had been lost. And she was grieving it. Maybe this is the real Taylor Swift effect. She gives people, many of them women, particularly girls,

Starting point is 00:59:31 who have been conditioned to accept dismissal, gaslighting, and mistreatment from society that treats their emotions as inconsequential. So, yeah, and it gives them permission to believe that their interior lives matter. I couldn't have written that myself. I think this is the most insane. Wait, I thought he was kind of cooking, no?

Starting point is 00:59:51 No, he's cooking. I think he's cooking. He's interviewing like a deity in his mind. This is an insane way to fucking approach the subject matter, at least from a journalistic perspective, which is like, what would be interesting in this situation? And Isaac Chodomer does this really well for The New Yorker. Oh, that's a horrible photo. Who's very famous for his interviews where he cooks people slowly.

Starting point is 01:00:10 Why did she let this go out? Yeah, did she? But maybe she wanted everybody to see this is who I am. Wow. This is very stylized. No, this is really bad. Yeah. Okay, I don't know.

Starting point is 01:00:22 But, oh, we're getting, no no i think she looks absolutely wonderful my point is like she's you you worked hard to make her look this bad is what i'm saying um are the do the swifties think she looks bad uh there's mixed reviews i mean that means that means yeah that means that i don't even think that they love this interview that much overall because like there's a lot of corny parts about it too specifically because when swifties like something and this is the same for like stan culture in general they will really pump it if they don't like something and they find it to be like kind of embarrassing they just won't talk about it and they'll like hide it and they'll move on to the next thing and i do feel like the second thing happened in this situation a little bit especially with the photos i mean

Starting point is 01:01:00 yeah the photos are rough but i think i think regardless like reputation reputation was like her comeback album it was finally like her first time like saying anything about all the bullshit with kim and all that stuff and she was like she went from being this golden child right this is right after 1989 that won her most awards she's ever had to everyone fucking hating her it's like and even though that guy says oh she's very successful think of when you get canceled because you say something or you're racist all of a sudden or you're just a problem you're always like yeah yeah like you know what i'm saying like you you live in this bubble where it's like it doesn't matter if there's numbers that back it up you go live the next day you still get 20k but the difference is like i don't believe that yeah i mean i guess the point is i i don't go

Starting point is 01:01:47 woe is me and also i don't personally feel like uh i'm canceled does that make sense i openly will say like cancel culture is not a real thing you can be canceled i guess by your own community by your own fan base for doing something that they find to be like inappropriate that like doesn't match up with the values that you've put forward but like the rest of the internet could you only just fucking uh hunt you down and and say that you're wrong for buying a house or whatever the fuck yeah but like that doesn't really change anything um but i i have something to bring up before we go wait we're not done with this yeah we still we still got Taylor Swift. This is juicy. This is important. And I got more Taylor Swift.

Starting point is 01:02:26 I got more fun stuff. I guess it's important, but we're running out of time to bring up something that's truly important. I've been waiting for Cutie to be on this podcast so we can have this conversation.

Starting point is 01:02:34 Overall, end of the interview. She was very much so in a very dark place. If you watch the Miss Americana Netflix documentary, which if you're a budding Taylor Swift fan,

Starting point is 01:02:42 I encourage it. She talks about this specifically and how it was so dark because she is a person that was a pathological people pleaser entire life and then for the first time ever people started booing at her and what do you do when your only value in life is pleasing people it's detrimental to your entire mental health to all of a sudden have everybody turn on you regardless in this interview even feel like everybody turned for the first time ever in this interview, she finally became person of the year, and she is now above the Kardashians.

Starting point is 01:03:08 She's having the most amazing year of her life, right? And she fucking said about Kim Kardashian that the trash always takes itself out, and karma's a bitch. So that was the most slay part of the entire interview. That's all I had to say. It was really sick. She came for the queen.

Starting point is 01:03:24 Kim Kardashian. What did you have to say before we end? I'm so sorry. Before we go, I need to march to play something. Folks, I may not be living here for much longer. What? What? I know a lot of you thought I was going to maybe move to Los Angeles or move somewhere

Starting point is 01:03:43 else, but I've truly hit it big in a different country. Oh, what? I've, I've hit it big. Oh, this is okay. Emily,

Starting point is 01:03:53 this is maybe you'll be seeing this for the first time. I think I will. I have made it big in Asia, folks. Check it out. This is in Russia, I think. No,

Starting point is 01:04:01 but they, they said it was saying Asia. No, no, hold on. They told me, hold on. Russia is in Asia. To be fair, they D. No, but they said it was... You keep saying Asia. No, no, hold on. They told me... Hold on. Russia is in Asia, to be fair.

Starting point is 01:04:09 They DM me and they said... It's a very big country in a very big country. Yeah, Central Asia. This is a Central Asian podcast. They're speaking Russian, though, no? Yeah, I think so. They're speaking Russian, yeah. You haven't done their due diligence? They told me that they were speaking Russian,

Starting point is 01:04:22 but they identify themselves as a Central Asian podcast, so I will be leaving the United States, expatriating to Central Asia, They told me that they were speaking Russian, but they identify themselves as a Central Asian podcast. So I will be leaving the United States, expatriating to Central Asia. Central Asia, not a country. Yes. Just a continent. I have made it.

Starting point is 01:04:35 Roll the tape. ...which everyone calls the Austin Show. Because one of the guys... I is Austin Show And he started to post Little shorts From his podcast Which is called The Fear End And people liked these shorts so much That they now call the whole podcast

Starting point is 01:04:56 Austin Show, and there are actually cool people I have no idea I think from context clues They're talking about how Wait, you have something for this Marsha's saying do you have a microphone on oh my god they dubbed it

Starting point is 01:05:16 so nice no way wait they dubbed it if you're watching English TikTok the fear End podcast, which everyone calls the Austin Show. What the fuck? Which everyone calls the Austin Show. His name is Austin Shaw,

Starting point is 01:05:32 and he started posting small shorts from his podcast. They like these shorts so much that they now call the entire podcast Austin Show, where, in fact, cool people hang out. Hassan Paike, Tana Mungo, big people in American media.

Starting point is 01:05:49 I like that I am now relegated to a famous person that appears on this podcast. Oh my god. From time to time. Austin just outdid everyone. And now he's the main star. And it turns out to

Starting point is 01:06:04 Hasan Paiker, who is famous for what he has there. He's Young Turks. It's a political publication. He's a political streamer. A lot of people know. Donald Trump, yes, even with him, he had correspondence altercation.

Starting point is 01:06:17 That is, they approach Hasan Piker and say, oh my God, you're Austin Shaw's friend. I have no freaking idea of this. He's the other way around. Austin's the friend. Okay, well, this is, I you're Austin Shaw's friend. He's the other way around. Austin's the friend. Okay, well this is fake news. I'm beginning to understand

Starting point is 01:06:31 Finally, Central Asia gets it. I'm beginning to understand what liberals say when they're like, oh, Russiagate like fake news, Russian fake news. That's it. They have a podcast and now they get it right. Austin Shaw ran Hassan Piker. You had to go to like Turkmenistan to fucking find like one podcast.

Starting point is 01:06:51 In fact, they've asked me. They're filming a docuseries and they've asked me to be a cameo on their docuseries as they travel around the United States. I'm going to be joining them. I'm going to be joining them for coffee. I don't know what it's about. In fact, I didn't't know what it's about. In fact, I didn't even know what they said about me until now. I hope you're banned from multiple countries for this.

Starting point is 01:07:10 Why would they give me a travel ban? They would never ban me. I'm so great for every country. Like this Austin Shaw. He's the gayest man in America. He's so gay. He's making youth gay. Do you think do you do you do you think

Starting point is 01:07:27 do you think that i would be uh banned like do you think i'd get in trouble for going to certain countries because i'm so outwardly homosexual or do you think i could blend in no you're fine like if i went to like i think you might want us to say that you're so fucking gay everyone can tell but yeah we don't think that no one can. And you also openly admit that people can't tell you're gay. You can't have both sides of the quarter. There is. I mean, that's true.

Starting point is 01:07:54 Dude, there are like a ton of straight people that would be hate crime before you for the hate crime of being gay. Yeah. I mean, yeah, it's true. Yeah. So you're which is why I want to go to a Trump rally. Oh. What do you mean? You already do that when you go to like a fucking wedding in Nebraska or some shit.

Starting point is 01:08:12 I went to a wedding in Minot, North Dakota. Okay. Yeah. And had full-on conversations with homophobic people about how they don't like gay people. But they love you? They will. No, I had to join in. I didn't know what else to do. What am I supposed to do?

Starting point is 01:08:27 Yeah, I hate those niggas. I hate them too, brother. Did you know that they have pronged tongues? They're always out there trying to homify the youth. I was undercover. Now, I was wearing, I don't know how they didn't know, because I was wearing Chelsea boots and skin-tight black jeans.

Starting point is 01:08:43 Yes, because you dress like a straight man because that was like hot in 2014 that's precisely the reason why dude gay people were wearing that as a fashion statement in 2013 straight people have been wearing it as a fashion statement since 2015 you are getting out flanked by sense. I went through such a bad fashion. I'm finally getting out of it. I'm finally starting to dress a little better. Relegating my tight pants to only airplane rides and the gym.

Starting point is 01:09:14 The Lulu lemon pants. It's getting a lot better. Thankful for Hassan and some of my friends. Thanks for watching the Fear Ann podcast. We're going to the Patreon episode now. Gay porn review. Gay porn review. Can Anne podcast. We're going to the Patreon episode now. Gay porn review. Gay porn review. Can't wait.

Starting point is 01:09:28 I'm going to put on spray tan. Oh, wait. We got to give Emily a proper answer. I was about to say, Emily, is there anything you would like to promote before we move on to the paywall portion of the broadcast where we make you watch gay porn? Oh, I'm so excited for that. That'll be my first time. I'm so excited.

Starting point is 01:09:41 You guys are going to get canceled. You did not let Emily talk enough. Oh, no, no. Don't worry. I'll talk more on the Patreon, surely. Wait, hold on. You guys are going to get canceled. You did not let Emily talk enough. Oh, no, no. Don't worry. I'll talk more on the Patreon, surely. Wait, hold on. You were a part of this too, cutie. Glad to be here.

Starting point is 01:09:50 You don't let me talk enough. You're an honorary misogynist. Sure. All right. Sorry, Emily. Go ahead. Thank you for letting me be on the Austin Show podcast. It was amazing.

Starting point is 01:10:00 You're welcome. You're done. I stream on Twitch. I do IRL streams and other hooligan stuff. Extra Emily. Thank you, Emily hooligan stuff. Extra Emily. Thank you, Emily. Give it up, Extra Emily. Everybody follow her.

Starting point is 01:10:08 Thank you. Oh, so you want to marry a caked up man. Oh, I can pay for it too. Yeah, what's your ideal man, Emily? Oh my gosh. Okay, my only thing is that I want someone that treats me well. Knocked out like 98% of men. Okay.

Starting point is 01:10:26 Buys me dinner sometimes. Okay. And like gets me flowers. Okay. Or like just like stuff like that. Like that's what I care about the most. And also being able to talk to them is important. Like good conversation.

Starting point is 01:10:38 I can tell them anything. So that's like my two things that I want. Okay. Height, they have to be my height or higher. How tall are you? Five, four and three quarters. height does matter it does it just has to be at least five four quarters what about um what about any look dicks oh oh dick i don't care about oh okay yeah so circumcise your own circle uh i don't have a preference yeah have seen a circced up or an uncirc penis?

Starting point is 01:11:05 Yes, so uncirced is like there's like a hat on it, right? Yeah, a little sock. And then it goes, like pops out. Should we look at them? Marsh, pull up an uncircumcised penis. No, we're not doing that. Vetoed, vetoed.

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