Fear& - FaZe HasanAbi Crashes Out | Fear&

Episode Date: September 16, 2024

Another certified Fear& classic ✨ PATREON BONUS EPISODES✨ PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/FearAnd 🎧 AUDIO PLATFORMS 🎧 https://linktr.ee/fearand ❤️ follow Fear&! ❤️ Hasan: https://twitter.com/Hasanthehun Will: https://twitter.com/TheWillNeff QT: https://twitter.com/QTCinderella Austin: https://twitter.com/Austinontwitter Marche: https://twitter.com/Marche Fear&: https://twitter.com/FearAndPod 00:00:00 - intro 00:01:10 - cakey donuts cold open 00:02:12 - self suck to self improvement 00:04:14 - shirtless photos to Will 00:05:10 - butt lippies 00:07:35 - sick of the hawk tuah 00:09:43 - haley walsh is taylor swift for men 00:11:25 - silent dirty talk 00:13:31 - hasan's shannon sharp topic 00:15:14 - unc and Kai 00:18:50 - qt skipped wine about it for fear& 00:20:10 - Zocdoc 00:21:37 - being van cleefed 00:23:02 - the faze extended universe 00:24:18 - flirting with girls online 00:25:30 - old qt clips resurface 00:28:32 - tulsi gabbards hair 00:30:20 - hey im gay now 00:31:10 - kamala harris endorses taylor swift 00:33:10 - how are there undecided voters 00:34:44 - she wrote a song about voting? 00:36:20 - ugly for fun; misogyny tourists 00:39:31 - funny hate comments 00:43:21 - live breaking news 00:44:50 - austin eating at bjs (writes itself) 00:46:35 - faze drama w/ bad people 00:52:30 - anti vaxxer of dog owners 00:55:14 - qt music video incoming #hasanabi #qtcinderella #podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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yo, you want a new face, Shane? That's probably, that like probably aligned at the same. Anyway, who's the real phase member now? Chill, chill. You're going to hurt it. you're going to hurt it! You're going to hurt the pillow! She's biting me! She's biting my hand!

You hit the camera. I tried so hard not to hit the camera, too. When I worked in a bakery, when I worked in a bakery, these cookies, people loved them. Like every, Marsha said he's going to force it down. Every fall,

they would sell out. Seconds. Sell out, seconds. I never liked them. I never liked them. I never liked them. But I thought that since everyone else loved them, that they must be good. And so I made them with Stream today.

90 people showed up, made them with me. Isn't that crazy? Wow. Like in person? No, no, no. They came to our house. Over on Stream. They get the ingredients and they put them with me.

Oh, I was like, my God, cutie. You've gone crazy. But I think they're so incredibly mid. But a lot of people liked them, but I think they're mid. I haven't tested them yet, but they look delicious. Marsha said he's forcing it down. Hassan likes it. They're a very cakey donut. It's almost like a mini cupcake. I'm just going to take

a little bite because I'm trying to watch it. Oh, okay. Oh, you don't like cinnamon? Yeah. You're back. Really? I don't like cinnamon? Yeah. You're back. Really? I don't like it. A little bit of pumpkin. Strong chocolate taste.

Yeah, I don't like chocolate and pumpkin. Okay. Yeah. You have to like chocolate and pumpkin. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another episode of the Fear Ann podcast where we are doing cold opens now. We're cool. We're like SNL, but but a podcast we're just like

the yard did you just say snl is cool like you you went with cool and then you went with snl no i was being sarcastic um which is cool cool sarcasm is in right now yeah Yeah. Well, but anyways, welcome back everybody. We are hanging on by a thread because will has not been here in eight weeks. He has died. I don't know where he is. We don't even hear from him anymore. He's went from self-suck to self-improvement. Yeah.

Self-suck to self-improvement. He's been at camp canoes. We're getting brawling. I've been sending, we've been sending each other shirtless photos. Wait, what? You do that?

Yeah. You know how a boy pussy is called a bussy? What about a butt pussy? No, a boy pussy is a butt pussy. I know, but what about on a lady, like from behind, you know how her little butt cheeks kind of look like a vagina sometimes? Like if I were to stand up naked, you'd see my legs, you'd see my vagina,

and then behind it you'd see my butt cheek. I know what you're talking about. Hassan, get off your phone. Butt lips. What is that called? My mom is currently in the process of texting me, should I bring my grandmother and my grandfather over? Are you done with your stream? Ask them if they want what they would call

a girl's pussy. I want to tell her to make sure that they're not even in the same zip code as Cutie Cinderella. What? With this conversation. I'm sorry, I'm asking about my body. Yeah, excuse me. I'm asking about the frontal view of the butt lips. It's beautiful and it's natural.

But to answer your question. I feel like if my grandfather even understood what you were saying, he'd have an aneurysm. I'm pretty sure he's seen that part of a woman before, Hasan. He's done everything you've done. Oh my God, that's crazy to think about. Yeah, think about it.

All our ancestors. Your grandfather's licked it from crack to tick. Stop, stop, stop. He may have sucked dick. I don't know. This is exactly the reason why the first episode of the All our ancestors. Your grandfather's licked it from crack to tip. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. He may have sucked dick. I don't know. This is exactly the reason why the first episode of the Talk Tua podcast is actually eclipsing the fear and in view counts. Let's take a look.

We got like three, four. Why are we talking? No one answered my question. We have five different topics. First of all, let's get organized. Okay? Thank you. Not with the Hawk Tua.

Okay? Oh. Let's go back real quick to the fact that you're sending pictures shirtless photos between you and will i want to know about it i want to hear about it i want to know what this is can we do the same thing is it weird i don't want to do the same thing i'm just wondering no i don't care to be included in any of this i'm just curious is this like send us sends us shirtless photos too you don't no okay be included in any of this. I'm just curious. Judy sends us shirtless photos, too. You don't?

No. Okay, but curious, in what context is it like, are you texting and being like, I'm going to send you a shirtless photo? Because they're working out, and they're like, No, I'm like, damn, bro, you look fucking bra-like. She's looking nice. And he's like, yeah, you too.

That's how they communicate. They don't talk about feelings. Yeah, they don't. This is how men do it Yeah What sort of like Is he like have pants on How do you know Kitty He does

Okay Why would he not have pants on That's between you guys Now let's go back to your pussy question So what's that What is that called The thing Like your booty flaps

That you see from the frontal view I could draw it I know what you're talking Like your booty flaps that you see from the frontal view. I could draw it. I know what you're talking about. The booty flaps. But are you talking about the butthole? No, I'm talking about from the front. I'm staring. This is really important for you to get correctly because as of now, you are 100% correct on

like identifying parts of the anatomy as you did last week. Oh, yeah. The frenulum. Yeah. Okay. I am staring at frenulum? Yeah. Okay. I am staring at a woman. Okay. Okay, this is her hips.

She's beautiful. Yes. I'm looking directly at her vagina. She has a thigh gap. So I can see her vagina. I can see her little lippies. And then behind it, I can see her butt lippies because they're lower and bigger.

What are those butt lippies called? Butt lippies? I don't know, but I like it. I think it's just an extension of her butt. My butt lippies hurt is what all of this was for. Wait, really? Yeah. Oh, my God.

I'm so sorry. Because I've been riding the Peloton, and I think I bruised them. Do you have a thigh gap? Is that what you're saying? Like this butt part hurts. Okay. It hurts. Okay. It hurts. Here, turn around.

I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. From my Peloton. Wait, don't eat the whole... Are you... Give me a little bit of the fucking cookie. Okay? He eats so many cookies.

I'm so hungry. I didn't know you were going to like them. I would have bought them all. I haven't eaten all day long. I have so many cookies at my house. I didn't know. Give me a little bit. Come on.

Are you kidding me? Not even like... Not even this much. Give me a little... Just a little sliver. Come on. Will you kidding me? Not even this much. Give me just a little sliver. Come on. Will you check Reddit and see if other people's butt lips hurt from the Peloton? It can't be just me. This is what he's giving me?

Yeah. You want to know why? Because you always do this fucking thing where you're like, I'm going to have a little bit. And I was going to go straight for it, like the one that you broke off a piece off of. But then I was like, no, I'm going to eat all of them first. And then I'm going to eat the last one looking right in your fucking face. So you knew I wanted another cookie and you ate the damn cookie? Yeah.

You are a fucking sick son of a bitch. You always want a whole cookie, but you eat it like you're a bird. Yeah. I hate it. You're like. And then eventually you finish a whole cookie. Yeah. But you tear apart like four cookies to get to a whole cookie. But it's more enjoyable that way. No, it hate it. You're like... And then eventually you finish a whole cookie. Yeah. But you tear apart like four cookies to get to a whole cookie.

But it's more enjoyable that way. No, it's not. It is. No, it's not. I eat ice cream that way, too. Oh, God. Well, if I would have known you liked those, I have so many at my house. They were so good, cutie.

What? You were so underrating yourself. Yeah, it was delicious. Okay. I don't even like pumpkin. Austin's in charge this episode. Listen up. Back to what Hasan said about Hak Tua.

Can I say something? This may be controversial. I'm fucking sick of this Hak Tua shit. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of the Hak Tua. Good for her. Girl power. I'm so happy. Am I getting old? I don't get it am i getting old i don't get it

what sounds like you're upset no i'm not are you saying what is it i know what it is but like hawk to a spit on that thing like what why are we all excited about hayley welch said it and all of us thought it was funny and it went viral and then it was more ludicrous that all of a sudden she got an agent and three million followers on instagram overnight which is insane i've never i haven't seen someone go viral to that extent so quickly and so now she has a podcast which because she was so viral got signed with logan paul's paul's yeah jake paul's group or whatever? I think Jake Paul's. But now I will say Jake Paul, I know nothing about you besides that you wrestle and you sell forever chemicals. No, that's Logan Paul.

Jake Paul doesn't wrestle? Jake Paul doesn't wrestle. He boxes. Oh. Well, Jake Paul, turns out I know nothing about you. But I think that it is unfair that on her first episode hayley welch i love you still but how the fuck did you get whitney cummins if not for nepo jacotism which you're not a nepo baby but i'm just you're an industry nepo baby because as soon as jake paul scooped you up in a little podcast all of a sudden

you get whitney cummins i get this fucker yeah yeah she likes me i want Whitney Cummings I'm jealous and I'm not afraid to say it I'm jealous too if I could hock Tua my way to the top you could do that you just have to find the right company where they still let that happen you have to find a company without an HR department

there's a company out there that's like oh please blowbs for me. Like, that's what you're saying. Yeah, it's called the music industry. I would do it. Good luck. Yeah. I think I did.

So, to clarify, this girl did not, like, blowjob her way to the top or whatever. No, I know she didn't. That was misogynistic. But she could if she wanted to, because feminism. Yes. Girl power. We can do anything. She didn't do...

I know she didn't do that. I know she was being feminism. Yes. Girl power. We can do anything. She didn't do. I know she didn't do that. I know she was it was she was being interviewed. Yeah. And they were talking about something. Yeah. And she went hot to spit on that thing. Yeah. Right.

And then it went viral overnight because men across the country are so surprised. They're like, finally, someone's verbalized. Yeah. I want. Yeah. Yeah. It's like Taylor Swift for women. Yes. Yeah. Yes. Haley Wel's like Taylor Swift for women. Yes.

Hayley Welch is Taylor Swift for men. That makes a lot of sense. They just needed someone to lyric. No, I've never like... Do you spit on that thing? I don't need to spit on it. You don't? No.

You just have those natural salivating... I think everyone's got spit in their mouth. I like to spit on it. I've never thought about going... I do. Really? Why did you do that? Like you're a cowboy walking into a saloon and there's a spit tune in the corner.

It's the only way I know how, I suppose. Wait, can you do that sound again? I did it differently that time. It still sounded objectively comical. Do you like when they spit on the thing? Yes. I didn't know I was supposed to. Thank you, Hayley Welch, for teaching me to spit on the thing.

Who the fuck doesn't like sloppy toppy? The problem is, is you guys know me. If I was performing ahead, you know for a fact I would make a joke out of spitting on that thing. I'd be like, see, I hawk toward you. Like, I don't think you can stay hard. I feel like I feel like if there's one person who you could get away with doing that, too, and like still come to completion, it would be Ludwig. Like he would make he would joke about it back to you. I think that's why I can't.

I cannot. We've talked about this before. I cannot do dirty talk. I'm not interested. I'm not an actor. Really? Yeah. I think you need to be an actor to do dirty talk.

Some of you mean it, what you're saying? Well, dirty talk. I thought it was just copying porn. I used to not like dirty talk. Now I like dirty talk. But the problem with dirty talk is you have to accept that there will be some moments when they can't hear you. Okay.

Right. And they say, huh? Yeah, no, no. Like I've, I've been in multiple situations. What are you whispering your fucking words? No, sometimes, sometimes I'm doing dirty talk. Sometimes you're at Hassan's house. And then you kind of, I'm doing dirty talk and I'm a little bit far away.

He's not allowed to have sex, gay sex in my house. You can have straight sex if you want. Yeah. Or, or sometimes, sometimes you don't hear it and then you got to like respond. So like default, there'll be like something, I'll be like, fuck,

what the fuck did they say? So I'm like, yeah, fuck. In reality, they were like, what is happening in the bedroom that you're having a hard time hearing the person or you've never been in a situation where you're in dirty talk.

Explain. Okay. You're in a situation, right? You're in the middle of the act. All right. They're clapping. Cheeks are. Cheeks are clapping.

Cheeks are clapping. How hard are they clapping? Both of them. You don't understand because usually you only have one cheek. I guess women have butts, too. Yeah. Yeah. We clap the cheek the same way.

I was just thinking that there's more. In fact, we're just a little closer to the cheek. Yeah, so maybe that's louder. So anyway. I don't know. Put in a situation. Maybe we're not even clapping yet. Maybe We're just a little closer to the cheek. Yeah. So maybe that's louder. So anyway, I don't know. Put in a situation. Maybe we're not even clapping yet. Maybe we're just making out.

Is the person's like head buried in a pillow or something? No, no, no. Maybe we're just talking. Maybe we're kissing, something like that. And then like, it's like a whisper as a. Oh, so you do whisper it. Sometimes it's a whisper. Sometimes.

I yell it. You yell it? You go, ah! Your dirty talk is always like at that volume? Yeah, Shannon Sharp style. That's crazy. Oh, that's one of my topics for the day. I go, urgh, urgh, my Michelle.

My Michelle. I know. That's how I do it. Sometimes you can't hear. I love Shannon Sharp. Can we talk about that? I wanted to segue into that. Yeah, so that's another topic that I had today. It's my topic.

No, it's my topic. Shannon Sharp at the brittle age of 52, still a goddamn dynamo, goes on Instagram live without realizing he's live on Instagram as he is piping down his lovely wife, Michelle.

I don't know who Shannon Sharp is. Shannon Sharp is a commentator, sports commentator. Also former football player. Former football player, massive LeBron Glazer. He is phenomenal. He's also known as Unk. I love him.

I love this man. He's fucking shredded. He's yacked out of his mind at the age of 52, mind you. Remember that. And he's putting it down. And yeah, he is a sexual dynamo. Let's take a look at what happened.

Yeah, let's watch the clip. Well, originally he said that his account was hagged. But then he took ownership over it. And I don't think he hates it. It's like Drake and the dick pic it puts him in a pretty positive light I haven't heard it because I was on a plane today

and I was researching topics and I didn't want to listen to it on a plane you don't know? I don't know if we're supposed to listen to this can we listen to it? are you going to have to bleep it out? 5.2 million views are we going to it? Are you going to have to bleep it out? 5.2 million views?

Are we going to get demonetized? Wait, you don't see him, right? That'd be really funny if he DMCA's his grunts. Alright, let's listen to it. I don't want to hear one moment of growling. That's it. No, I want to hear the whole damn thing. That's got to be intentional yo unk that's not pg is funny so i can only hear her moaning what what the hell

so he he groans a little bit, but so he did like post game analysis on this because he is a commentator. That's crazy. And what's even crazier is Kyson at was involved in the post game analysis. So if you can find the clip of him talking to Ocho Cinco and Kai, it's fantastic. I think for, for first and foremost, it's fantastic because Kai calls Shannon sharp, my N word, which I think is like insane. Not because, you know, I mean, it's two black dudes talking to one another. That's not what I mean. It's just like, it's wild that like Kaisen at who is 20 years old, it's talking to Shannon Sharpe like 20. I thought he was older than that. He's like 22 talking to Shannon, sharp talking to all Sharpe like that. He's 20? I thought he was older than that. He's like 22. Talking

to Shannon Sharpe. Talking to Unk like that. But here, let's see what they talk about. And Ocho Cinco's on the call as well. I heard like you talking a little bit. What was he whispering in her ear? That's my Michelle.

He said that's my Michelle. I was right there. Hey, you gotta get some earphones and's my Michelle. I was like, well. Hey, you got to get some earphones and listen to it. I listened to it in my earphones. He was like, yeah, you're going to take this dick. Hey, yeah, that's my Michelle. Oh, my gosh. His teeth are beautiful.

And if you listen close enough, you can hear the ass slap. You can hear the ass slap. It was like, remember, I don't know if you were in the church kai but remember in in on in church you know when they played they hit the tambourines yeah yeah that's what it was nice five all right okay okay he talking about he and i he talking about here i'm like it ain't nothing to be embarrassed about shannon you You a freak, bro. You a freak, bro. You is a freak, bro. You is a freak. That is crazy. How would you handle this? I would kill myself.

You would kill yourself? I think it's like the juxtaposition of this being Shannon Sharp makes this so much funnier. Because it's like. It's unk. It's very unexpected. You just don't assume that he has sex at all yeah like who the fuck thinks about that ah but he i would leave the internet i'm not kidding i would never return you would never return i would never return really i would get a farm you know we could we could raise apples i feel like you could rise above it i think the

only way i could rise above it is if I leaned into it and started the fans the next day. If I was like, okay, fine. I think that it'd be extra funny for you because you would. Hold on. You actually get recorded. They hear you moaning a few times and then you just do full porn. That's it.

I think it's really. I think if it got recorded, like if your sexual acts got recorded, it'd be really funny because you'd go hawk to a spit on that thing before giving a blowjob. And I'm sure that Ludwig would have a funny comeback to it as well. And then we would all laugh about it. I guess maybe I'd make a song. Oh yeah. With the moaning remixed into it. I guess maybe I'd make a song with the moaning remixed into it.

Would we be forbidden from talking about it? We would talk about it. I think I'd be more embarrassed about you guys listening to it than talking about it. Would you give us the exclusive interview? No, she wouldn't. She'd go on Wine About It. And she'd change it to Moan About It.

She would go on Wine About It and farm her Patreon and. And she'd change it to Moan About It. Yeah. She would go on Wine About It and farm her Patreon. She'd be like, oh, guys. I actually want to give Cutie credit this week, okay? This is really, really cool. Cutie, for the first time in history, she skipped Wine About It this week because she didn't have the strength, but she said to do two podcasts,

so she decided she's going to put all her energy into this podcast this week. She skipped. I wanted to skip this one too. For us. But Will's gone. Wow. But I'm here. I'm so behind.

Brave, bold, beautiful. My life is so hard right now. Why? What's going on? You're phased up. It's normal for you to be late to stuff. Yeah, we have have our subathon it's 24 hours i'm live 24 hours i don't know what to do i see you in so many clips so like i assume you are phased now i know i just made a tiktok actually before i left the house that is like uh it's stupid i don't know can we see it i'm a 30

year old talking about making tiktoks no it hasn't't been edited yet, but it's this TikTok that's like when I ironically started saying L-Aura, W-Hunger, and FaZe Up, and now little bro thinks she's on the team. That's just funny. It's going to go viral. I'm going to make it big. Yeah, you're going to get big. Hey, 2025 is my year. You don't need to start a fanzine.

The year of Cutie Cinderella. You need to lean into the face, though. Austin, I heard you've got tummy troubles. Oh, my God, cutie. My stomach hurts so bad. I can tell by the look on your face. Oh, my God. You're always looking like your stomach hurts.

It hurts, cutie, and I need to see a doctor. Oh, my God. I haven't been able to tell you about ZocDoc. It's a free app and website where you can search and compare quality in-network doctors, choose the right one for your needs, and click instantly to book an appointment. Oh my god, that's such a relief. Yeah, we're talking about in-network appointments with more than 100,000 healthcare professionals across every specialty from mental health to dental health to eye and skin care and much more including your weird tummy troubles it hurts so bad and i need

it now well the appointments on zocdoc they happen fast typically within just 24 to 72 hours booking you can even score same day appointments god yeah dude god for zocdoc yeah you should use it right now marsh uses it for his butt problems. What? It's true. I didn't know he had butt problems. Yeah. So stop putting off those doctor's appointments and go to ZocDoc.com slash fear.

Find an ear and instantly book a top rated doctor today. That's Z-O-C-D-O-C.com slash fear. Oh my God. ZocDoc.com slash fear. Oh my God. ZocDoc.com slash fear. My stomach hurts. Yeah. I'll be the only girl in phase. Yeah.

I did my collab with Jason the Ween. Did you get Van Cleefed? Yep. What does that mean? He's just Yam Cleefing everybody. Don't worry about it. It's just phase things, right? You don't even know about that.

Yo! The F turned into an L for Unc. Yo! W-R-A. He's gonna call us. W-R-A, Unc! Lil Unc! Lil Unc is mad!

Oh, Lil Unc? Oh, no. You're calling me with my nephew. Jason Bulk purchased knock-off Van Cleef necklaces or bracelets and has given them to every girl that's come to his house. And me. And now the boys. And Ray and me and Cinna. Wait, did he give one to Ludwig or no?

I think so, yeah. Oh, damn. I was going to flex on him with my yam queef. What did you guys talk about? With Jason? Yo, just W things. I watched a little bit. I went into the chat and called Hasan gay.

Oh, okay. He's trying to fit in. Well, I was like, L gay. I went into the chat and started spelling L gay. And then I think Jason thought I was talking about him. So you got banned? So I can't speak English anymore. What are the kids like?

Homophobia. So I went for it. I went L gay. No, every Monday of the subathon, Jason and I make breakfast together. That's so sweet. Yeah. Me and my little nephew. There's like, I don't understand.

There's like extended universe characters now. There's like a girl that keeps showing up now or there have been no yeah jason's got a freaking roster no no i know jason has a roster but like there's this girl diana and diana's in part of max's roster yeah but what what are we doing why are we talking about women as rosters because that's what they that that that's their segment cool now we're not it's not. We're sending back women's rights. We have been. No, no, no.

Actually. You are doing this. Sometimes you have to take a couple steps back. My roster is different. My, my roster, my roster is freaking. Who's your roster? You got a W roster or an L roster? I got a W roster.

I got freaking. Is Ron there? The clip? I got, I got, no, my roster. L. My women roster. It's all, uh, well, you know, I got Valkyrae. I got Pokimane.

I got the Lillipichu. I got Tina Kitten. I got Maya. I got Kaede. I got freaking Sina. I got Emily. I got the girls. Yeah.

My roster is good. Damn, W. But I actually want your opinion on this. Because I talked about this on my stream. And I don't know if I'm wrong or if I'm right and this is your time to tell me i said because i was talking about because some people do they'll bring that up to me they'll be like cutie how do you go on their streams when they do girl content at night because they do flirting content at night they call up a girl they go on tiktok live and they find a cute girl and they say want

to come over you know and it's like okay do that yeah they do that and they say, want to come over? You know, and it's like, okay. They do that? Yeah, they do that. And I say, listen. Me too. Not you. W, I do that. He doesn't do that. So I. You don't do any of that.

You don't do any of that. You talk about really depressing stuff all day. Yeah, you just. You were just crying on stream before this. Yeah, because I was crying. He was depressed. I was crying because of the emotions I felt about the W girls I was talking to. My TikTok lives. No.

And so people come in and they'll try to give me shit for it. And I say, listen, when I was 25. Oh, true. I was also doing a girl podcast. You were the roster. You were in his roster. I did have a pretty good roster. And every also doing a girl podcast. You were the roster. You were in his roster. I did have a pretty good roster. And every single time he would rate, that's how I met Ludwig, was by going to channels.

I know. Hassan was on the roster, too. Which brings us, I know I was, which brings us to one thing I do want to talk about. Jason DeWeen watching your old clip. I need him to stop doing that. Okay. Can you look up, like, Jason DeWeen finds cutie Cinderella Ludwig messages leaked? No, that's not even the bad one.

Oh, there's a worse one? Oh, my God. The worst. I don't know if we'll be able to find it. The worst clips are from your stupid fucking show. I don't know what you're talking about. They are awful, dude. Really?

He doesn't have a show. When I would go on This other guy's show Who died This other guy I would go on his show And I would fake like I was into these guys And I would be very crude For the sake of You were not faking that you were into me at all

You were just not into me at all You were faking being a serial killer Which I thought was serious Yeah Yeah You were faking being a serial killer, which I thought was serious. Yeah. Because I was in his chat harassing him. Not that one. Not that one. But it does go back to like something I do want to talk about in this era.

Yeah. I don't know which one you're trying to talk about. It's when you guys are sending each other cutie pie messages. Oh, then it's this. Yeah, it's this one. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Accidentally leaks dating Ludwig.

We weren't even, like, dating right here. Aw. Isn't that funny? We weren't even, like, official. But, you know, maybe I just keep disagreeing with you. So you'll talk to me. Oh, my gosh. W Riz.

It is W Riz. Oh, my Jesus Christ. Yeah, that's the one. Go back. Go back. Look at the messages. Go back and look at the messages. You sent me a video and I was like, it's cute, babe, or something like that. It's so stupid.

You called him babe and you weren't dating? Wait, do you still call people babe? Do you still call them babe? You never have called us babe. Yeah. I used to be nicer and I'd call people babe. This was really cute, but the thing I wanted to say is you got to go back to black hair. Yeah.

You got to go back to black hair. It's time for dark cutie. Yeah, no, it's not even because like, oh, you look good or you look bad now or anything like that. I'm not saying that at all. I'm just the, and I'm not using this in the Zoomer way.

The aura that you had, this is just the original English language intention that I'm using when I say aura, make no mistake, was very different. You had a commanding presence that was scary at times. You're saying I don't. Hasan, I used to put on an act.

If I put on that act with my blonde hair, you would also think I had a commanding aura with my blonde hair. No, it's not the same. The reason I can't do dark hair is I have to dye it like every two weeks. It's so annoying because my hair grows out and it looks like a skunk stripe. Because my natural hair is too mousy. So it looks like a skunk stripe through the middle. That's hot now.

No, it's not. No, like Tulsi Gabbard has that. I don't know who that is. Doesn't she have a streak of white? Is that what you're talking about? Tulsi. Pull it up, March. Good bard.

Pull that shit up, March. Don't look it up yet. about? Pull it up, Marge. Pull that shit up, Marge. Don't look it up yet. Don't look it up yet! Boom. No, that's a streak right there, dummy. I'm saying your roots. Oh. I don't even know what roots are.

Say black hair with grown out roots that need to be dyed. Google that. Black hair, grown out roots need to be dyed. This is punishment. March typing is punishment. There you go. See, it's like, it looks like, no, it looks like.

Go to the first picture. In the middle. That's what it starts looking like. Unless you dye it literally every two weeks. It's so annoying. Okay. So I can't. It's just too much maintenance.

Okay. I'm sorry. You're not with it. It's fine. I'm not with it. You don't want to have the aura. I'm simply not. Do you dye your hair right now?

I don't care to have the aura. I haven't, there's no bleach. I mean, there's bleach right here. Uh-huh. My money pieces, but I haven't bleached my hair hair I haven't There's no bleach I mean there's bleach right here Uh huh My money pieces But I haven't bleached my hair since Wait money piece? Money piece are these things

What is that? Why is it called a money piece? No Cause it's a piece you spend your money on And it frames your face Which is your money maker My money piece That's funny

I've never dyed my hair No I have I got like frosted tips one time Like I don't remember this This is before, I have. I got, like, frosted tips one time. I don't remember this. This was before I met you. When I was, like, 21. Damn, you were gay as hell, bro.

I was, like, 21. And no wonder girls didn't like me. Like, when I was playing straight, I could never, ever get any girls to like me. Yeah, because you weren't sexually attracted to them. No, but it's like girls knew because you weren't sexually attracted to them. But even when I thought I was, they knew. I mean, yeah, probably. I had this girl that I knew in high school. And she had a boyfriend at the time. And I had the biggest crush on her.

And then we became best friends. And her boyfriend didn't like me very much. Where is she now? I don't know. You probably thought you were faking it. I tried to reconnect with her. And she left me on read. Oh, sad.

Yeah, I was like, I wanted to reconnect. And I was like, like hey i'm gay now good start and she's like oh okay and then i was like i don't know maybe she didn't like gay people she's homophobic that must probably that's the only reason so we must know cutie we must know your thoughts she has endorsed Kamala Harris. Taylor Swift. This is not your story. This is my story.

Has endorsed Kamala Harris. You didn't bring it to the table, did you? No, I did. I brought it to the table. No, I did. I literally did. Roll the tape. I said, Cutie is a political girly now. Oh, Cutie is a political girly.

Yeah, man. You did say that. I did. What do you think I was talking about? That was a weak segment. I asked you like an hour ago what you were saying and you forgot. Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, I was really wondering what you think about fucking having the income cap removed

from $164,000 to make sure that we can readjust social security payments. I legitimately thought she was having real political takes. I don't know what that means. Okay, Taylor Swift is what I was talking about. Taylor Swift is endorsed Kamala Harris. When are you going to endorse Kamala Harris? Right now. Oh my God, this is unbelievable.

I endorse you not to vote for her because I'm a Trump supporter. What? No! Just kidding. No! JK, oh well. The Fearham podcast has endorsed Donald Trump. Real America, baby. Real America, we. Real America.

We're on top. We're eating cats. We're eating dogs. I think it would have been cooler if she announced she was running. That'd be crazy. She's like, I'm a write-in. Everybody write me in. You are such a fucking Swifty.

It'd be so funny, though. Would you write her in? For the funnies? Yeah. For the funnies? Because I'm torn. Oh, oh yeah i could go either way oh yeah i told you guys i'm an i'm a i'm a single issue voter and neither of them have addressed the mail-in flyers i'm sick of those things dude i don't know how you even exist as a political commentator. Why? Because I do politics once every four years when there's an election.

What do you do? I get really into it. I don't like DuPont, but I follow it really closely. What are you talking about? Follow it really closely, and I get really knowledgeable for once every four years. And I don't understand. How the fuck could you be an undecided voter? I don't know.

It's a lot to think about. I can explain it if you want me to be serious no maybe not i i want you to they're not because undecided voters aren't like i don't know if i should vote for trump or if i should vote for kamala harris it's usually am i gonna get like am i enthusiastic enough to go out and fucking take time out of my day in the electoral college system where like it does honestly feel like your voice doesn't really matter especially if you're in a state that like is gonna go blue or gonna go red anyway right um if you're gonna go out and vote for an individual uh for for one candidate over the other that's what the real undecided is you're not competing against your opponent you're competing against the couch oh i. That's what the real undecided is. You're not competing against your opponent. You're competing against

the couch. Oh, that's what undecided means. That's actually what it means, but the media does present it as between the two candidates, which is really fucking annoying because that's not actually a real thing. That would be like a voter

who is in a maybe swing district or something or a swing voter But it doesn't really matter Well I'm going to get off the couch and vote for Kamala Harris Whoa I'm going to send mine in the mail Oh I'm going to do that too Yeah I'm not going to get off the couch actually

I'm going to vote once and then I'm going to mail my vote in I'm going to steal both of your ballots And write in. Yeah. Hassan's got a harvesting ballot, harvesting. I'm going to ballot harvest and then illegally write in Taylor Swift. Well,

I was going to write as a Swifty. Does it make you more enthusiastic to vote? Or you're just like, Oh my God, I was always going to vote anyway. Oh, okay. But I think it's good.

I mean, she, yeah. On the Miss Americana documentary about her life, she went on a long rant about the importance of voting. She even wrote a song about voting. Oh, God, that's so fucking lame. Sorry.

That just came out. That came out weird. I meant, that's so sick. She wrote a song about voting. I meant, I love that. That's such a cool thing that she did she and it like increased people at the polls or something but like she just ended up losing my favorite thing conservatives ended up losing yeah she wanted she wanted this there's this

person in tennessee that like oh oh yeah okay play the fucking play play Miss Americana, Taylor Swift on voting. This is, what's so funny, the funniest thing conservatives are doing is saying, you're really going to trust a woman where 90% of her songs are written about the wrong choice? Not the one about voting. No, I know. She wrote a song about voting. It kills me as if the guy they're voting for hasn't fired his entire cabinet and running with a different vice president. God, you are so lived up. It kills me as if the guy they're voting for hasn't fired his entire cabinet and running with a different vice president. God, you are so lived up. It's

crazy. You sound like an MSNBC auntie right now. I'm pretty sure Trump's had more boyfriends than Taylor's had wait, more girlfriends than Taylor's had boyfriends. I'm proud of that take. I came up with that. That was my first take when I got it. I read it and I was like, wow, that's crazy.

But you know what? As it came out of my mouth here, I was like, wow, that's crazy. But you know what? As it came out of my mouth here, I was like, damn, I'm not very cool right now. Like you're like a political bully. You know that? Like, like, like, like you bully liberals. Like you're like the big, cool leftist socialist jock. Maybe that's why liberals get annoyed. Cause you know, I got in so much trouble

and i called you ugly for fun me yeah wait really so many people took it seriously i was pissed it got like yeah i got half a million views on tiktok and everyone's like wow she's so mean like she's she of course she would say he's ugly she's a one and i was like what the fuck that's insane so now i'm doubling down and i'm being mean to you again you know what's crazy you know what you know what i think i like that i like this term i call them like misogyny tourists you have white nights no i think you know what it is no i'm telling you a bunch of girls are like five six i called them i i called them misogyny tourists okay these are people who wholeheartedly do not care about like the subject matter at all but they care about one thing and one thing only which is doing misogyny so if they see a woman online having an opinion they're like i'm gonna

fucking tell that bitch that she's wrong and like i because i was shocked i was shocked because like this happened i think with the tori lane's case this happened like that was when i first realized like i don't think these motherfuckers care about tori lane's at all because like tori lane shot megan the stallion if you guys recall what i didn't know that she shot her yes tori lane's shot at megan the stallion and ended up actually shooting her in the foot. And he is currently serving a prison sentence for it. Oh, my God. In the state of California.

Jesus Christ, you guys. That's why Nicki Minaj said she had a big foot. Yeah. Also because Nicki Minaj is jealous. Also, is my food going to get stolen? It's just sitting out there. Go grab it. Okay.

Anyway, so yeah, he's in fucking sentence to 10 years in prison for being found, after being found guilty of shooting hip hop star Megan Thee Stallion. 10 years is a long time for a foot shot. What? Okay. Okay. Criminal justice reform advocate. I don't know.

It just feels like, did he say sorry? I think he just kind of covered it up. Did he mean to do it? And then also continue to. Oh, he meant to? Oh, okay. Yeah, 10 years do it? And then also continue to. Oh, he meant to? Yeah. And also then continue to harass Megan Thee Stallion. She actually was trying to defend him at first. And then it became unbearable.

Then I don't know if 10 years is enough because is he just going to get out and then shoot her, shoot her? No, probably not. But anyway, listen, listen, that's not the point. The point is there were a lot of people who I am almost certain were not even like fans of Tory Lanez, but were just straight up just anti women. So they were like, yeah, no, that bitch is lying. Like they just literally were just like, nah. But did he get stolen? No, he grabbed it.

That they were they were just like invested in the misogyny angle of it all. And that's what I realized. Like, there's just a lot of people online who care about one issue and advocating for it. And, you know, I'm undecided. I'm an undecided voter. You're an undecided misogynist. And for that reason, I say, you know, keep up the good fight, guys.

I don't know what you guys are fighting for. I saw a lot of my, like, my fans commenting and be like, no, they're actually friends. It's like brothers and sisters when they joke around with each other. And then they're like, bullshit. I was like, what? Yeah. If anyone's saying that they're not a fan of mine you know that right no sometimes i see a hate comment for you and i'm like nice why did you admit that you fucking piece of shit that's crazy it's not like a real hate comment when i see a hate comment of you i, what the fuck's wrong with this guy? And by that, I mean you.

I'm like, what's wrong with him? He's right. This hater is right. No, it's like a funny hate comment. It's not like a real hate comment. Why is this as tall as the table? You know what I mean? Like, no, come on.

Wow. I know what it is now. Every time you charb about some fucking hater now, I'm going to be remembering what you just said. No, look. You think it's like a legit hater. This is stuff that wouldn't bother you. It would make you laugh. Like what?

Tell me a comment that you laughed at and agreed with. It's like the people that are like, just, like just fucking molding about your political view. Like, like we'll be, I'll be, I'll be hit, like looking at a clip of you, right? It has nothing to do with anything that we're talking about.

And I don't know. It'll just be like a passing thing. Like, oh, I saw it so fucking insufferable. That's what you agree with and laugh at you suck i thought it was gonna be like oh rich socialist yeah that's yeah no okay that's not what it is apparently you laugh at me being called insufferable no it'll just be like you're like yeah no it's not because you're not insufferable it's just like these people are insufferable these people are insufferable I think he's insufferable These people are insufferable What is happening? This is our podcast

Let's not whine about it Listen, you know why I laugh at them? Because there's 17 comments responding to it attacking that person There should be 18 but you're not fucking writing anything Do you want me to defend you in the comment section? You would never defend me in the comment section

You would laugh No, I already said section? You would never defend me in the comment section. You would laugh. No, I already said I get... You would bully me. No, I literally... When I see comments... If you didn't have this platform, you would be bullying me right now. There have been instances where I've literally directly told you that people are being unhinged when people are writing mean comments about you like when you...

Don't. Careful. All right, let's not even get into it. Nevermind. Let's not even bring attention to all the negative things that people say about you. I don't agree with. Yeah,

no, I don't agree with anything. I have a very high view of you. You know what I do at nighttime? What do you do at nighttime? We know. No, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not like that. He wasn't listening to me last time I told him. But I said, I get my upper Decker here. I'll give you a three. Wait, what? An upper Decker?

No, you don't need that. Where you shit. Oh, my God. Hassan won't let Marsh have a six. Do you? I thought upper Decker is where you take a shit in the top of the toilet Yeah it is But it's also zen in the top of your mouth

Oh nice Top of your mouth You know the cool lingo The kids are speaking these days It's okay We're fucking phased up out here I should have never You know Jason asked me

He was like is Hasan cool Should I go around him I should have said no Because know, Jason asked me. He was like, is Hasan cool? Like, should I go around him? I should have said no. Because now you're insufferable. You're like, oh, we're phased up. We? I've been phased up before Jason the ween was even eligible to vote. Okay?

What the fuck are you talking about? When he was in my chat in like 2018, 2019. I don't see your chain, Bozo. Do you have one? It's on the way. Do you want to hear real drama that I can talk about? Hold on. I don't have a chain.

Where are you going? I'm going to bring something else. Oh, my God. Okay, hold on. I just had live news. What? I went out to dinner with S-Fan and Mizkif in Austin And S-Fan was supposed to pay the bill

But S-Fan is just like a scatterbrain And they Did you guys dine and dig? No, no, no, hold on, wait Maybe Hasan, you gotta hear this He's getting the chain to prove me something In Austin, Texas, we went out to BJ's

Okay And immediately we get there Mizkif gets recognized. Annoying. By, I know, happens all the time. Yeah. And I'm jealous because I'm like, why the fuck don't they?

You know when you're like with somebody and you're like, I'm somebody, and then you're taking- I've never felt that way. You're taking the picture? No, I always take the picture. I offered to take the picture. I volunteered, me too.

I volunteered. You're late with me now. I look like a bitch. Sorry. No, you look, sorry. Sorry, I was no so anyway coming back with my nissan g fuel phase clan uh exclusive pillow and also my optics face clan 100 thieves collab extremely rare shirt that my best friend that's the ugliest shit i've ever seen in my life my best friend Faze Banks gave me

you might have heard of him oh my god okay so you might have heard of Faze Banks yeah I've heard of him I have drama with him that we're going to talk about so so this was like a week and a half ago

okay we go to BJ's Mizkif, S-Fan and I. At the end of the dinner, it's like the only thing open at Texas past 10 o'clock. So we all go to dinner and we're just eating. And then at the end, I was like, S-Fan, you never pay for anything. Why don't you pick up the bill?

Wow. Okay, direct. That's what I told him. And he's like, all right, I got it. That's what I said. Ms. Kiff is like getting like fawned over by these two people that recognize him. And we leave the restaurant because S-Fan paid.

It's been like, I think a week and a half. They tracked Miskif down because S-Fan didn't pay the bill. That's awesome. We all dined and fucking dashed out of BJ's. Why did his fan not pay the bill? Because he forgot. I have no, I swear to God. To be fair, he is real skinny.

He's not eating that much. So he probably shouldn't. I swear he paid the bill. I swear he paid the bill. He got out his card. The bill came by. I don't know. Maybe his card declined.

Anyway, sorry. That just happened live. He's on the phone with the manager right now. They tracked him down. They tracked him down. But I swear. How much was it? This may be a scam.

I swear to God he paid it. It was like $70. I remember the bill coming to the table and me looking at the bill. Maybe I looked at the bill and we got up and left. I could see that. It was like one of those terminals, though, that you pay right there. Maybe it got declined or something, but you walked away before you noticed? Maybe.

I don't know. I think it's time for you to call them up and Karen this. You need to call S-Fan? No, you need to Karen the establishment. Call the manager. We paid for it, and it's really rude that you didn't do it. I mean, you don't have to pay the $70. I don't know.

I didn't do it. You should nickel and dime this. Okay. Another thing I'd like to talk about, unless you guys were in the middle of something. Where's the phase drama? I have phase drama. Go ahead.

Talk about your phase drama because you're not sufficiently phased up like me right now. So Ludwig and I were playing a game of bad people is what the game is. It's a stupid thing that's like most likely to be jerking off on a corner and then you say one, two, three and you both say the name of the person. What did you say for me?

I said always has their hands in their pants. You're always like adjusting your balls. Am I? Is that Will? I've actually never seen him do that. Is it Will? Has Will done that? I don't think any of us. Do you do that? Someone in this house does it. Really? Is that Will? I've actually never seen him do that. Is it Will? Has Will done that? I don't think any of us. Do you do that?

Someone in this house does it. Really? Is it your dad? No. I've never seen him. I don't really see him adjust his balls. He adjusts his belt. Oh, maybe that's it.

And I assumed it was your balls. But he does. I've actually never seen you grab your penis. Well, that's a rumor I started then. What the fuck? You have drama within me now, bitch. Not FaZe Banks. Yo, can I say something grab your penis? Well, that's a rumor I started then. What the fuck? You have drama within me now, bitch. Not face banks. Yo, can I say something about your car?

What? I went in Hasan's car. You know how Will talks about your car? And how it smells bad? And how it smells bad? Yeah. Let me tell you something. I got in his car, and I was like, Hasan said, man, I can never defend this.

It smelled bad? No, you said, if your car, I said, if your car smells bad, you can never defend it on the internet

because when you say someone smells or something smells, there's no way to verify it. My car smells bad. So I got in there. You said my car smelled bad? You didn't say my car smelled bad.

No, I didn't say it. Will's been saying it. I'm just kidding. What are you doing? Will has't say my car smelled bad. No, I didn't say it. Will's been saying it. I'm just kidding. What are you doing? Will has always said your car smells bad. It smells good. It actually smells good.

I don't. Well, first of all, I do have Kaia in there, and she's wet all the time. So that might contribute to it. But like, I don't think my. I just said it smelled good. No, but I don't think my car smells bad. My car smells bad. My new car doesn't smell bad.

My car smells like old cake. Because I transport so many cakes in it. My car smells bad. My new car. My car smells like old cake. Because I transport so many like cakes. My car smells new. Oh, lucky you. So we're playing the game of bad people. And one of the questions is most likely to start a scam business. And we go three, two, one. Ludd says Berlisi because they have drama.

I say Banks because Banks promised me a phase chain and never sent it to me. Okay. And then, but my lovely, lovely editor, if you search Banks streamer, the second picture that comes up is a CS streamer that I don't know. But she accidentally put his picture instead of banks's picture like she put other banks's picture instead of that banks's picture so that bank cs banks is upset i don't blame him i don't know him he's like what the heck so he like tags me on twitter it's like four in the morning because he's in europe or something i don't see it until much later and he's like yo cutie what the fuck

i don't even know you why are you saying i'm a scammer and i was like i don't know but i wake up to this and i'm like um oops i didn't know like clearly it's a mistake it's so easily like you can i literally say because i don't like i say banks and then i say because i don't have my phase chain like within seconds and they still don't know that you were not talking about them well it had their picture so he's mad so whatever i get it he's mad oh yeah and then with his picture instead of the editor and you're disrespecting brother banks well then so then i was like i see it and i'm like oh my god so i just delete the video because i don't care that much right like it's fine i don't need the video like and it would take too long to edit it and get it like oh my god so I just delete the video because I don't care that much right like it's fine I don't need the video like and it would

take too long to edit it and get it back up I just wanted to resolve his problem so I was like so sorry I don't watch my videos before they go up he was really mad yeah he was really mad and whatever I feel bad I didn't mean to like clearly

I don't watch my videos I don't think my YouTube manager clearly didn't catch to like, clearly, of course not. I don't watch my videos. I, I don't think my manager, my YouTube manager clearly didn't catch it. My YouTube editor clearly Googled banks streamer and his picture came up and they should have checked, but you know, they were editing the name over. It's an oversight. It's a simple oversight. But then poor, because it blows up banks sees it phase my my brother banks sees it and he dms me because after i said this is my boyfriend getting me into drama after i said banks because he hasn't sent me

my phase chain ludwig goes oh because the scam the kid coin and i go no I don't like no I've been I've forgiven them for that because I use that money to buy my chain you know I know nothing I don't even know what scam the Kid coin is right and poor Banks sees that messages me and he's like hey just so you know I'm not a scammer I helped coffeezilla with the video blow up like all the stuff and I have to I have to reply to Brother Banks and be like, oh, that was Ludwig that brought up the coin. I just wanted my chain. So I'm never getting my chain. Yeah, that must be the reason why he texted me and was like, yo, you want a new phase chain?

That's probably that like probably aligned at the same. Anyway. Who's the real phase member now? Chill, chill. You're going to hurt it. You're going to hurt the same. Anyway, who's the real FaZe member? Oh! Chill! Chill, you're going to hurt it! You're going to hurt the pillow! Ah! She's biting me! She's biting my hand!

You hit the camera. I tried so hard not to hit the camera, too. Is it? No, Kaya. I think it's honestly kind of still good, isn't it? Kaya! Don't even think about it. Don't i think it's honestly kind of still good isn't it kaya don't even think about it don't even think about it get it she thinks it's a plushy toy no kaya marshall you get it from kaya oh come here come here little fatty kaya is pseudo pregnant again and she's lactating Oh god Are you going to fix her yet? Yeah yes as soon as You're like the anti-vaxxer version of Dog Oars

No as soon as the pseudo pregnancy is over I'm going to get her fucking spayed Finally thank god You're anti-spayer No I'm not I'm following It causes autism is that what you're saying? Yeah Oh you think you can make her gay, instead of following random maker gay,

yeah. Instead of following the whims of random chatters in my community, I actually asked my vet is a, she's like the breeds that she is mixed, but like the reason she is, has a higher likelihood of getting hip dysplasia, larger dogs in general. Vets will tell you not to spay until if you can,

uh, until like they fully develop When she developed Yeah and now she's like two years old It's her second cycle Thank god I don't want her fucking getting a period ever again Are you kidding me Yeah it was yucky

Misogynist I'm a being a misogynist I'm a misogynist I think periods are yuck It was a genuinely traumatic moment getting Fish snipped. Getting him neutered. Oh, really?

My cats came neutered. Male to male, it was hard to do. You neuter cats immediately out the womb. Yeah. They probably piss so much if they don't. Yeah, they do. They pee like crazy. They mark their territory like crazy.

But you are supposed to wait a little bit oh really i mean i didn't know i got it from the humane society yeah then human and then you're fine yeah no they um yeah shelters if you don't adopt like from a family that like can't take care of the dog or whatever because like fish i just someone left on the side of a fucking tire shop and kyle was with the family that was like this dog's gonna be too big um but if you don't get it like that if you don't find a dog basically in a dog like that usually most shelters will neuter immediately yeah yeah they'll neuter good about that yeah because i don't want more dogs. More dogs. What was in that?

It was coffee. She's been drinking. Pumpkin spice coffee, but it looks chunky. Yeah, it looks chunky. I don't know where Lud got it. Yeah, Lud got it for me this morning. You've been fucking nursing asses this morning? I've been too busy to drink it. Gross, dude.

What the hell? I just finished it. It's 9 p.m. at night. I'm sorry. Am I still working or am I done with my chef? I'm pretty sure I'm still working. She wants PTO.

That's crazy. I'm earning my BDO. That's crazy. Every four episodes, I get one off. It's a punch card. You're crazy. What? What? What time did you get up? What, gay boy? What time did you get up What gay boy

What time did you get up I woke up at This is crazy I woke up at 930 this morning To make my Pilates teacher a fresh loaf of bread Good for you And then I took her the loaf of bread And then I went to Pilates You're working so hard and you're making people famous

Why are you underwater what's going on Guys cause I'm busy Cause I'm working on a music video You're working so hard and you're making people. Yeah. Why are you underwater? What's going on guys? Cause I'm busy. Cause I'm working on a music video tomorrow. Oh, okay. And I'm working on songs for music. Cause,

which is fun, but not really my job, more of a hobby, but it's a very expensive and takes up a lot of time hobby, but it's a passion. It's a passion project. But then I have to do my actual job, which is two podcasts a week that are kind of long well one this week because you put all your energy into it and then i wait until the end of the month to do all my sponsors uh jokes on me we got twitch con next week twitch con i have multiple live shows and like tell us about them oh god because i'm ready to promote mine so you promote

yours i'll we're at an hour so i'll talk about these things on the patreon where i where we get real and we're gonna look at old videos uh thank you for watching name your price i'm doing it at twitch con with will i'm doing debate lords at TwitchCon with Will. And Cutie. And Austin. I'm doing The Table at TwitchCon. Yay, The Table, Debate Lords. Name your price. They're not happening at the same time.

You can go to all of them. Woo! Yeah. See you there. See you on the other side of patreon.com. Peace. Peace. You hate women more than anybody in this room that's crazy because it kind of seems like i love them more than both of you can watch her performance i'm the only one in this room i saw

it i'm the only one in this room who consistently has sex with them with women yeah consistently Women? Yeah. Consistently? Yes. You don't know our life. You don't know me. Yeah, you don't know our life. I've had a very brat summer. Yeah, we've been fucking a lot of chicks. Yeah, okay. Kissing extra Emily for content doesn't count.

Someone's jealous. Chapel Roan performed at the VMAs. She won Best New Artist. Are people souring on her now? No, they won't for a little bit.