Fear& - GEORGENOTFOUND GETS ARRESTED IN AMSTERDAM.. | FEAR & TWITCHCON AMSTERDAM

Episode Date: July 24, 2022

The boys are back. The podcast is back. They're on a boat in Amsterdam. There are so so many guests. Way too many guests. So many guests we cant even fit them all in the frame. Topics include everyones' favorite and least favorite parts of being in Europe and TwitchCon, everyone doing their best Austin impression, spiders, George getting detained and more.🐥follow our guests!🐤Karl: https://twitter.com/KarlJacobs_Poki: https://twitter.com/pokimanelolJack: https://twitter.com/JackManifoldTVGeorge: https://twitter.com/GeorgeNotFoundAustin: https://twitter.com/AustinOnTwitterNiki: https://twitter.com/Nihachu🐤follow the boys!🐥Fear&: https://twitter.com/FearAndPodHasan: https://twitter.com/HasanthehunWill: https://twitter.com/TheWillNeff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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No. All right, run it. Sound sync. Give him that. Holy. Okay. Wait, hold on. Our order is. Bro, we do the order. Sorry, Scott. Dude, dog. Oh, yeah. Here's yours. Holy, okay. Wait, hold on. Our order is...

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Will's jumping the gun. That's more than I made for the entirety of our last podcast. I'm going to kill you. Okay, listen. Do you guys know I got paid in shoes

for a year of podcasting? That's true. We did that for boner pills. We did. I got paid in shoes for a year of podcasting? That's true. We did it for boner pills. We did. I got paid in shoes. We never got paid. We got paid like... No, no, no.

That's not true. We got paid a minuscule amount in the end. Signed what's called a bad contract. Okay, shut the fuck up. Hey, everybody. I don't believe it. After what? Are you for real right now?

Yeah, I'm ordering food. I'm starving. Wait, we started? I keep trying to. We're rolling now. I've just been watching it all. Is this mic in my face? This is what our podcast... I'm going to try that intro again.

Jesus Christ. Hey, dude, thanks so much for that intro again. Jesus Christ. Hey, dude, thanks so much for filming the podcast. Jesus. That's John. He'll be landing soon. Listen. After what seems like forever, a podcast that everyone thought was gone is back,

and we are in the water. We're on the water right now. We are on the water in Amsterdam. It's not rocking, but we are on the water. We're on the water right now. We're on the water in Amsterdam. It's not rocking, but we are on the canal. That's right. We have so many guests today. So many guests. Not yet.

You have so many guests that you can't even tell how many guests we have in here right now. You want to pan over and show everybody? I'm getting everything on this. We came out to amsterdam with a hope and a dream and a dream originally i was like we're gonna go to the uk first and we're gonna film promo for the podcast oh yeah and will was like no that's not gonna happen if that is honestly the way that you perceive those events unfolding, you might be smoking crack.

I thought that we would be able to shoot promos in the UK and then shoot a podcast either in the UK or in Amsterdam. Will, respectfully, he did give you about five minutes notice. The way that you framed it was like, I was ready to go. Will was the hold up there. No, no, no. We didn't prepare well enough for this for sure. No, no, no. We didn't prepare well enough for this, for sure. No, no, no.

But we're here. But ultimately, it worked out. Somehow, we ended up on a beautiful boat with beautiful people. Two gentlemen that have helped us tremendously. Immensely. Thank you so much. Pirates, gentlemen, scholars. Birthday week.

Birthday week. It's my birth week, if you're watching. And if you're watching not live Birth month So the name of this first episode is Fear and Twitchcom Let me take that again Nice try

Fear and Twitchcom Amsterdam And we all have just finished our experience And our time here in Amsterdam at TwitchCon. How'd you guys enjoy it? It was my first TwitchCon at all, also. I'm sorry to hear that, man. No, it was good.

It's probably your last. Yeah, it definitely was. That's what they told me. If Twitch had anything to do with it. They told me they're not allowing you ever again. Carl almost got ejected from Twitch Rivals multiple times. Yeah. No, like, more times than I could put on my hands.

You almost got ejected from life multiple times throughout the process. You kept jumping around. I'm a jumper. On the IRL streams that we did. Have you always been a jumper? Yeah.

No, I started out, I was actually born on a tree and then I had to climb down it to be part of life. Nice. Carl is this way. Even when the cameras are off, Carl is looking to risk his life at any point well

yeah it's it's mostly what i'm trying to never for cool shit it's like always just you know what it is for it's to feel something again yeah you know yeah you've just burnt out all your endorphins and you're looking to call god yeah i feel you well i have to say i came in with i mean i would say low expectations just because i was so burnt out from going to the UK. And I like the UK, but Amsterdam has been. He does not like the UK. The UK is a bit draining. He's lying.

He does not like the UK at all. That's cool. The UK is perfect. It was too hot. But listen, Amsterdam has exceeded all my expectations in every possible way. And I don't think I'm the only one saying that. Well, I didn't even have expectations for Amsterdam, to be honest. I didn't know what the heck I was getting into.

Didn't know it was in the Netherlands until I got here. Okay, yeah, sure. Full transparency. And that's not a bad thing. That's just because I don't know anything. You were just sending it to Narnia. Yeah. You said, I'm going there.

I don't care where it is. I was the same way because I just went to VidCon. I just went to like three different Away Mr. Beast shoots. Got it. Like I was all over the place. I've been home for three days out of the past three weeks, so I was not even looking forward

to this. Where's home? North Carolina. But like exactly where? What address would your home be? Let me look up Hassan address. Oh, okay. That's on the internet. Okay. How did you enjoy your time?

Thank you for asking Will My time Was fantastic From top to bottom You sound like Donald Trump again You're just good at that I got an Uber the other day

And then he's like Excuse me sir He was French He was French And he was living here And he said Excuse me sir Don't be offended

But you sound exactly Like Donald Trump. No, I think he's stuck. You know, like when you do an accent for a while and then he becomes a part of you? No, but it's been

a great event. I've met a lot of people. Mr. Not Found, how did you enjoy your time? This is my first event ever. Yeah. Like literally ever. It's the first time

I left his house. True. And to be clear, he slept through almost all of it. Yeah, I woke up at 4 p.m. pretty much both days. I got detained by security. Yeah, that was kind of traumatic.

Yeah, that was a problem. By the way, it was him and Twitch staff that got detained. Twitch staff got detained for some reason. They thought we were fans or something. It was George and our partner manager. Yeah. Or my partner. It's not even his partner manager.

Yeah. But that was great. Aside from being detained. Yes. I actually found out that the guy that detained him got fired. Really? Really? Is he actually?

I don't know if this is public knowledge. We should cut that. Okay. Cut that out, but he definitely got fired. We should cut that for the podcast. Yeah, he got escorted out of the building. Let's keep it in there. They beat his ass, apparently. Let's cut that. And his name? Wait, but he definitely got fired. We should cut that for the podcast. Yeah, he got escorted out of the building. Let's keep it in there. They beat his ass, apparently.

Let's cut that. And his name? Wait, did he actually? Yeah, he did. He literally got it. Say his name. Okay, so basically, TLDR, the security that ran for TwitchCon, they worked for them, and they weren't happy with how they treated...

They were really rude to him. Let's just not talk about this, because it's going to get cut. That's actually funny, because... Actually, I won't say it. Is it going to get cut or not? Because I feel like we're halfway. I'm going to keep it. It's going to get cut? Let's move not talk about this because it's gonna get cut. That's actually funny because, um, actually I won't say it. Is it gonna get cut or not? Because I feel like we're halfway. I'm gonna keep it. It's gonna get cut? Let's move on then. I'm kidding, it's not, we're not cutting that. Everything is staying.

Wait, what the fuck? I'm gonna get in trouble with Twitch. Okay, well, too late. Oh, what are you gonna do? Miss out on a stream deal? You already did that, being on Twitch. How's it going? It's true. It's not wrong. He's not wrong. He's not wrong. He's very right. Prove me wrong.

Go ahead. Let's do it. Let's get it going. Twitch, if you're watching and you're like, oh, man, that's such a terrible thing Carl did. Yeah, prove him wrong. Prove me wrong for real. Prove him wrong by giving me the fattest contract anyone's ever seen. Prove me wrong by giving it to me.

Yeah. No, no, no. For sure. Facebook is already begging for Hassan. He was telling me. Yeah, they are. Yeah. Like millions.

They're like, we'll give you 50 million. YouTube's like, no, 100. Twitch. Twitch is like 25 grand. 100 million. Twitch. Yeah, Twitch is like,

here, we'll give you a bag of Cheetos. We'll let you participate in Twitch Rivals. No, we'll force you to do that in your contract. You know,

it's funny. We're not supposed to talk about our contracts and whatnot. And I'll just say there's one part. Sounds like you our contracts and whatnot. And I'll just say this one part. Sounds like you're going to do it. I'll just say this one part, but like, actually, I won't say it. Never mind.

I decided I shouldn't say it. No, do it. Do it. No, you can't be that guy. You got to. Okay, Twitch contracts, like literally everything has to be negotiated, including down to like your travel arrangements. Like that needs to be in your contract.

That was my favorite part of my contract. You contractually had to be here. No, well, yes, of course. I contractually had to be here, but I do love the Twitch cons. Like I do enjoy going to them. So I would go to them regardless. I loved it.

I loved meeting people. That was kind of the highlight of it is just shaking hands. I'll do you one better. Yeah. I went to VidCon last week or something. I don't remember. It's all a blur.

Yep. Twitch con is far away better than VidCon. Better. Not even close. Way better. Yep. And the difference is, is that VidCon, I wasn't allowed to go into VidCon. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Because I was a featured creator. You're too famous for them. They literally was like, oh, you're too, like. Oh, they're like, you've done up the worst. To be fair, I understand that we might, like, create, like, swarms and stuff like that. I understand that. When we pulled up on your meet and greet, they were basically like, please don't be here.

Please get out of here. Wait, and then I ran in and I started yelling. Were you pissed, Carl? Were you mad at me? I wasn't pissed, but I felt bad because the girl that I was doing a meet and greet by the way, for the context I was doing a meet and greet at TwitchCon and me and George were talking to this girl

she's actually telling me how much I impacted her life. She's going deep into how much I impacted her life and then I just hear Austin go Hey! Carl! And I'm like, what's up Dan? So thank you so much. I'm like what's up Dan

hey so thank you so much I'm like oh thank you so much Carl hey hey Carl

I'm like that impression is getting better and better dude we're slowly but surely nailing the awesome my voice is slowly

starting to be like a voice that people impersonate yeah once they figured out the mix. It was all downhill from there. Mix. I'm pretty good at the mix.

You are pretty good at the mix. Dude, here's the trick though. If someone nails the impression, it magically unlocks something in everyone's brains, I feel like. And I think Myth opened that door. Yeah, he did. Because I've never been an impersonatable person. Yeah. He did that one time and immediately

something clicked in my brain now I can kind of do it yeah yeah well I was doing it Minks! yeah that's good Carl! guys it's like this

Minks! Minks! wow he's really good at it he's pretty good at this you know that guy you know Austin

I've never been impersonated before he's a little bit better for me Austin you were in hog heaven let's talk about you for a second. Yeah, sure, sure, sure. Hog Heaven?

Which is also your favorite. Well, I'm about to be tonight, hopefully. Yeah. Fingers crossed. Yeah, we're going to do... It's a club in downtown. You know what's weird? Hog Heaven was my nickname in high school.

It's when there's cock in your face, George. Yeah. Well, no, that's not what I meant, actually. With that, I'm just saying that you were having a fantastic time. Yes. And what I mean by that is... Is that what Hog Heaven means? Would you shut up, Carl?

Just let it ride, bro. Oh my god. No, I feel like that's a bit of a... That's one that ends the momentum, in my opinion. Yeah, it was his nickname in high school and now he's realizing his nickname might have been Dick in Face, which is... I'm sorry. It's gonna be alright.

Anyway, no, this is like, you love it. I mean, I love meeting fans, obviously. I talk about all the time about how like, you know, we wouldn't be able to do any of this shit without you guys watching, you know, subscribing. Sure. Hopefully to the Patreon. That's right.

When we release the Patreon, please subscribe. When we do our n***a. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's right. Hassan, here's the deal. You leaked it. I didn't leak anything. We're going to cut that. We, oh yeah, that's right. Hassan, here's the deal. You leaked it. I didn't leak anything. We're going to cut that.

We're going to beep that part. It's going to be like, when we release our bleep. Like you said, I'm going to act like you said a slur. Why did you say that, Will? Okay, continue. I love meeting people because it's so incredible to me. I grew up and nobody cared about me. I mean, people care about me, of course.

It sounds morbid. But nobody, like, cared about me in that way. You know what I mean? Like, strangers didn't care about me. And then I meet all the, and I put faces to, like, you know, take chatters and put faces to chatters. It's incredible. And they come up.

Nobody likes attention more than Austin. I'll tell you this. When we're walking in the convention, I swear to God, if you see somebody that might be his demographic, he can tell. If they might notice him, he'll walk towards them, and then he'll make eye contact. Because once you make eye contact, that's when you know you recognize somebody, so you'll be like.

It's true. It's so true. Are you looking for Austin Joe? You know what was the biggest letdown for this convention? Is the fact that I didn't walk out of the fan entrance today As we left We snuck out the back door And there was a front part where everybody was going

Yeah, we had a boat to catch And Austin just wanted to shut it all down It was actually kind of cool though That was the first time in my life Well, VidCon is kind of similar to that experience where they escort you everywhere, right? Like when you go. No, no, no.

The genuine truth is VidCon, for me, was literally getting escorted through tunnels, going into the back of a room that also still didn't have fans, and then leaving that one to go back through the tunnels to go back to your hotel. Carl and I had our meet and greet there. Except, yeah, I did a meet and greet. When I'm overheated,

I don't function as a human being. That's like when I shut down. Yeah, yeah. Austin is in his prime when he's overheated. He's always trying to get overheated. Wait, me? What do you mean?

You would, dude, I swear to God, like you would swan dive into a crowd and let them eat you alive. Dude, we were doing a meet and greet together. That's his fantasy death. I swear to God. Just like when he's like, you know, 98 years old, he wants to like dive into a crowd of fans and have them just kill him.

That's his end off. Look, look. Here's how Austin Austin gets. I was doing a meet and greet at VidCon and he crashed it. And it was me and Austin doing a meet and greet together. And then at the end of it, after two hours of meeting people, wasn't enough for him. He then ran through the crowd.

I think of Nicky's meet and greet. Of Nicky's meet and greet. And just kept going. He's like, I love it, Carl. Thanks. Mix isn't even here. Why are you screaming your name? I love it, man.

It's my favorite thing. It's my favorite part of the job. I'm telling you, it's my favorite part. I love going to conventions and running through crowds. The other thing about you that I absolutely love now that I've filmed. Wait, can you cut this for one second? Sure. Remember from the other thing I love about you?

Here you go. You know the code, right? Well, I mean, it's. Just do your face ID. Do it. Okay, keep this. Keep this. This is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

The long distance face ID. Hey, dude. Hey, dude, can you unlock this for me, please? Yeah. Hey, Will, can you unlock this for me, please? I'm trying to do it. If I focus. Okay, you want to know something funny?

If I focus as hard as it was going to work. You want to know something about face ID, actually? We're going to get back to you. Don't forget what you were going to say. Is there another soda in my boat. My face has changed so dramatically because of my beard and my hair and stuff. Sometimes it doesn't recognize my face when I do the iPhone. Is this iPhone getting in your way? Yeah, because when Nikki's beard grows out, it's bad.

It's really hard to detect. I keep just making direct eye contact with Jack. You look great with a beard, though. I don't know why you cut it. It's easy hard to detect. I keep just making direct eye contact with Jack. You look great with a beard, though. I don't know why you cut it. It's easy to look at you, Jack. It's very soulless to look at a camera. You feel like a one-man audience. Yeah, every time someone's scared of us, we'll be like...

Yeah. All right, let's take it to the top. Are you going to say something that you like? Let's go back to what really matters. Yeah, what I like about Austin. Having worked with Austin, my favorite thing about him is no matter how perturbed or like out of shape his mind gets when he's like being stressed by something, you know, he'll be like, God damn it, son of a bitch. As soon as like someone shows up or the camera goes on, he's like, hi. Hello. How are we doing?

Dude, when he sees his reflection, when he sees anything, he immediately, he cannot look at himself like a normal human. When he looks at the reflection, it's immediately... No, you know, he is... He fixed his hair in my live stream today. I want to test him. He's a born showman.

Like, he just immediately turns... No, I'm kidding. He's kidding right showman. Like, he just immediately turns. No, I'm kidding. He's kidding right now. It's like a Pavlovian response. Austin spent like half an hour setting up the lighting for his level host of mine. Excuse me, George. Is this a shit on Austin?

That is true, though. That is literally true. Yeah, but George, we were streaming from like a horse stable. No, it's not. My house is nice. He has a nice house. I don't know why I'll saying that Good it's nice It is nice it's not it's like a son likes it I like it all right It's like it's like a quaint little apartment if he didn't leave his shit everywhere like that

I don't know. Yeah, I do agree with that George George, you flushed the toilet by pulling a wire from the ceiling. No, that's cool. That's the light. Oh, that's cool. Oh, beer? No wonder my toilet wouldn't flush. Yeah. I'd love a beer.

I don't know. He thought he was out of service. Like, what the fuck is going on here? The flush is just sitting in the dark. I feel like the flush is just messing up the electricity. Yeah. No, I... He got this wiring. I thought it was cool. Like, I thought it was cool that it's, like, old Yeah. It's like, we got this wiring!

I thought it was cool, like, I thought it was cool that it's like old school, you like, click on. I haven't had that in a while. That's really British. Yeah. There's some physical lay with a ton of lights on. Yeah. Quite common. It humbles you.

Yeah, because houses are from like, 1400s. Yeah. That's why. My house is fucking old. Thank you so much. I've like, realized I never want to do that again. Just address, location, just go ahead. Say it directly to the camera.

I live at... Don't get a bubble. But it's like fucking 600 years old, I think. Yeah. I'm convinced it's haunted. Haunted? Because downstairs they have this room, which they'd never go into, and it never will. Oh shit, yeah, the room.

And I have to turn on the boiler. The whole room. It's really scary. Which they'd never go into and it never will That's not haunted Jim equipment that's just the landlord's And I went in there and you know how boy the rooms normally are really warm yeah Okay, that's really unusual it is strange, but no, like... You should film from there. Film some crazy stuff. It is pretty creepy, and it's like a... No, it's the kids playroom that creeps me out. What? Wait, there's a...

Why do you have a kids playroom in the boiler room? And there's only a window leading into it. It's like... It's very British to put like, it's like... It's very British to put the kids' toy room in the boiler room. It's such a British thing. 1400s. Yeah. It's kind of like elevated to the garden.

It's like lower down. So beneath the conservatory and the living room, there's like two basement-type... Do you live in a clue board, sir? Oh, my God! I was gonna... I feel like Professor Plum right now honestly. What you're dressed like him That's my go-to I don't know what a boiler room is So the boiler room is a boiler room. It's where they boil the children. It provides heat. Why don't you just use a gas heating?

I think it is. 5 ed. Yeah, they the play, and then they boil them in the boiler room. No, but there's like this room that we don't use, because you can't actually get to it without going outside onto the garden. What? Down with a key. But it's like an old children's playroom. Like, there's like one of the walls is just a blackboard,

like, that they can just write on. The fucking children's playroom is next to the boiler room and you can't even access it from the house. No, you have to go down. That's haunted. That is haunted. That's haunted. And the thing is, I was, one time, I was, like, I was just, like, sat watching TV on the sofa and, like, I fell asleep. We need to do a Ghostbusters

episode in your house. It's fucking weird. It is a little bit weird. And I heard, like, two, like, young sort of, like, girls, like, giggling. And I, like, I was, like, I wasn't asleep, but I was, like, you know, like, I'm at that point where, like, maybe I was dreaming, but, like, I didn't think I'd fallen asleep. And I, like, shut up. I, like, shut up. I, like, I've not even attempted to sleep down there since.

Like, it fucked me up. Like, it's a little bit, like, weird. That's just how England is, I think. Oh, that would traumatize me. It made me feel like, like, I didn't feel like, like, I was in danger,. That's just how England is, I think. That would traumatize me. I didn't feel like I was in danger, but I was just like, oh, I don't want to be here. So I don't, like, I always, if I feel like I'm about to fall asleep, I go upstairs.

That's the one advantage of America, is that all the houses are built in, like, at least in the 70s, you know what I mean? So it doesn't have the seven-generation curse associated with it, like every house in England. There's no history to the buildings. Yeah, exactly. Think about it. When your Seven generation curse associated with it like every every house in England Yeah, exactly like think about think about when your houses were built in like the 16th century That means there has been murders in there. Okay multiple

So many murders curses family lineages like destroyed eezy boards think about the Ouija boards in there Ouija board stream in the playroom. No, no, no. Let's open up the gates. I refuse to touch that. Bro, that shit, you know what that would be like? It would be like the fucking Chernobyl, like, Röntgen meter. It would be like... It would be going crazy.

It wouldn't know which... The Geyser counter? Yeah, yeah. It wouldn't know which fucking spirit to talk to. It would be like, I don't know, mate. It's going crazy. It'd be overstimulated. Dude, British...

The British ghosts have a British accent, obviously. Yeah, for sure. Oh, yeah. Like, know, mate. It's going crazy. Maybe overstimulated. Do British ghosts have a British accent, obviously? Yeah, for sure. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I had a question for the Brits that I want the Brits to answer. I'm the Brits. There's two Brits. I use the word slag a lot.

Yeah. And I'm not clear on its definition. What do you think the definition is? Like a whore. Oh, it definition. That's usually a good thing to do. What do you think the definition is? Like a whore. Oh, it is. That's exactly right. Bang on. We were worried.

We were worried it's a slur. Whore is more aggressive, though. Yeah, whore is not a nice word. I don't like the word whore. More friendly. But no, not when they say it on Love Island, it's not that bad. Is it kind of like slut? Yeah.

Yes. Or when you say it, but in the same sense. It's not as bad. Yeah, it's not as bad. Is it kind of like Slug? Yeah. Yes. Or when you say it, but in the same sense. It's not as bad. Yeah, it's not as bad. On Love Island. I don't like saying Horror Slut, but Slag just has a good mouthfeel. Slag.

Especially when you're tagged with you fucking Slag. Is it on Love Island? Does anybody watch Love Island? No. It's ironic. Oh my God. Love Island is a dating show,

but it's like the most British thing I've seen in my life. That's because they're British people. But it's the most British thing. more British than you and oh, yeah It's a bunch of Chad's That birds a bit of a shag in Bird yeah Yeah painting Birds. Yeah, they call them birds. Yeah, probably a bird. Yeah, a painting. Not birds, a bit of a schlag.

Yeah. British English is just weird. When did- I'm sorry, this is the misogyny podcast. What are you- I'm sorry, this is the misogyny podcast. She's kind of right, though. Like, the British words for women-related things are just fucking vile.

I don't even understand. Well, where's the- Oh, yeah, minge is horrible. Minge, clunge. The word- What's a clunge. You just made those two up. No, even words that they have are pussy is crazy. The gash.

I'm not going to lie. Don't talk about it. Gash, minge, clunge, they're awful. They all sound like names for orcs. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you put a little dice to decide your D&D name. You fancy a mink shanking on your gash, yeah?

Yeah, that's nasty. We're hurting the queen. That's what fucking, that's what gets British people horny, though. Oh, my ears. That's what makes us horny. That's true, though. British people, when they're horny,

that's what they say. This is a good topic. What is a word that you cannot stand? I will go first. I cannot stand the word meal. I will go first. I cannot stand the word meal. I hate when people are like, oh, I had such a nice meal.

I hate that. I can't explain it. Such a normal human word. For some reason, it makes me feel like they're like Hagrid or Santa Claus when they're like, I had such a nice meal. I just don't like it. I don't say it. I'm going to come down to you.

Tasty dinner. Tasty dinner. When you see a meal deal, you're like, oh, I hate that. I hate it. I like supper less than meal. Are there any other words that you... My word was supper.

A word you hate. Pubic. That is a good word. I got one. A word you hate. Oh, pubic. That's a good one. No, that's good. I hate the word pubic or any derivative of pubic or pubes. It's just pube. It's like, because there's hair down there that can be attractive, and that word is so ugly and ugh.

Really? You find pubic hair attractive? It needs to be trimmed. No, hold on. Let's not. Hold on. What the fuck? Listen. Listen here. Am I... No, hold on. Let's not. Hold on. What the fuck? Listen.

Listen here. Am I? See, it makes it sound so gross. Austin, it's okay to be a pube guy. Listen, guys. George is a pube guy. Can I just point to something? Hold on.

We can't end and move on on that note. No, Austin's a pube guy. He loves pube. No, I think, I think. Yeah, so I like TwitchCon. It was pretty good. Men in particular. It's going to go away.

That's why I want to show it look look at the look at the trash uh guy right there zoom in on the fucking thing that he's using i am not kidding guys look at that what in in the netherlands they have multiple different forms of cleaning the streets one One of them, which I find to be incredibly fascinating, is that they use these fucking witch-ass broomsticks with twigs on it. Like it's the fucking 16th century. And it's not a joke. Like it's Harry Potter.

Yeah. Like what's he going to do? He's going to fucking ride that home after a long day. I'm going to fly back home. It's multi-purpose. Yeah. Yeah I should have never given people this weapon against me. My shot is gonna be all meals Which does look like pubes kind of real quick I make you horny no, hold on I don't think like because, because I'm gay, I like men. I don't know if this shocked everybody.

Wait, what, actually? So, I don't, I don't, I don't. I think there's no one here with gay men. Hold on. I think that men should, like, they should have some hair down there, but it should be well kept. Very well kept. Very, very true.

Is this about to lead into a sponsor? All right. Yeah. And that's our first podcast sponsor. I do like, but I, it's like bald. I don't like that. I think it's, I think it's, I think it's, I think it's lame. Okay. Yeah, you're is scary. So, I do like, but I, it's like bald. I don't like that. I think it's, I think it's, I think it's, I think it's lame. Okay.

Yeah, you're a pube guy. Like, like that. Like the broom. All right, we'll talk about something. You keep pointing towards the broom, but from my perspective, you keep pointing at Nikki and Pokey Man. I think part of grooming, though, is not what I'm doing. And you keep, like, shocking me. Like, I keep getting shocked, shook to my core. Not what I'm pointing at. You keep, like, shocking me. Like, I keep getting shocked and shook to my core.

It's not what I'm pointing at. I promise. I'm sorry. I am a believer in shaving your balls. Yeah, me too. Me too. Me too. Of course.

Are you kidding me? You want to know what the perfect man for me is? Ready? He's right here. Trimmed. Trimmed downstairs. Yeah. No butt hair.

No whole hair. Excuse me. You're describing me right now. Right? You're describing me. No, like, very, like, maybe if there's chest hair, no whole hair. Excuse me. You're describing me right now. Right? You're describing me. No, like, very, like, maybe if there's chest hair, very little. Hair under the arms, definitely. Never mind.

Butt trimmed. And then, like, no hair from, like, the, like, the, the, right above the pubic bone to the, under the chest bone. Okay. And no hair on your shoulders and back, of course. Yeah. Of course, of course. So that's where I'm at.

I think that's reasonable, don't you think? Anyway, yeah, we hit that word. I just described every West Hollywood twink. Yep. Yeah. Okay. All right, cool. That's going to be a hard one to say.

What kind of men do you like, Carl? Wait, can we go back to words people hate? Yeah. I don't know if I have a word. That's bullshit. I can't think of one. I really can't think of one. Everyone says...

What is it? Minge. Gash. They're awful. They are. That's bullshit. I really can't think of one. Everyone says... Oh, the whole list. Minj. Gash. They're awful. They are. Those are nasty, but I kind of like them. Minj. What does that mean?

Pussy. Really? Is that actually a thing? No, Gash is like... What about ganache? Ganache is... What is it? Ganache?

Isn't that food? Ganache? Yeah. Yeah. Is that chocolate or something? I think ganache is... What is it? Ganache? Isn't that food? Ganache? Yeah. Yeah. Isn't that chocolate? Ganache is the Hindu god. You said we could swap out? Yeah.

I'm just kidding. Oh, my God. What a terrible... You have to give one out. I have to come up with a word? You wait. It's on. I was going to go in.

I don't have one in one either. I was thinking about it. I was trying to come up with one. You know what my least favorite word is? People always say moist is like an ugly word or whatever. I don't really care. A lot of women hate moist is like a ugly word or whatever I don't know Moist I've heard that before I actually I don't like the word Prius Prius. It doesn't work This is a fun. You know what another word that women hate is

cunt I love cunt. It's such a good word Tweet that tweet that tweet that There it is there it is We did it That's the teaser clip It's the song good word. Tweet that, tweet that, tweet that. There it is. There's the clip from the podcast. Yeah, yeah, we did it. That's the teaser clip. It's Hassan saying I love cunt.

It's such a good word. But then it's used so aggressively and in an insulting manner. I think it's very American, though, to not like it. Yeah. Like, I think British, Australian, like, it's so casual. Yeah. You guys hold it as high as you can. Did you hear him try to round himself into the Australians? It's very Australian.

To be clear, it's not British. The first time I had an Australian friend and he called me a sick dog cunt, I was like, what does that mean? He's like, oh, you're crazy. I was like, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, no. It's like America, like, it's like the worst. Like, I feel like you can't go worse.

That's like one of our, you know, like DEFCON 1 swear words. I feel like Southern English, Australian, endearing. It's like, oh, how you doing, cunt? You know? Yeah, cunt. Get that cunt. I think it's how we pronounce it, too. They're like a cunt, and we're like a cunt.

You know what I mean? Do people even be like, oh, I hate that cunt. Like, I've never heard. Like, it's not even used that much. I don't use it. That's actually, no, I'm with them. Like, I've never heard. It's not even used that much. I don't use it. That's actually. Oh, what a cunt. It's like, what are you?

What are you trying to be fucking Australian? Chill, bro. While we're on the topic of language, one thing I will say about Amsterdam that is fascinating to me is the Dutch are some of the best linguists I've ever met. They all speak like six languages. You would never be able to guess that they were from another country if you met them in the United States. Their English is all perfect. They jump from German to French.

It is incredible. We went to a bar. It was a friend's... A friend owned a bar. We went there. There was a story attached to it that I'm not going to get into. I was stranded for a little bit. You guys kind of left

We were stranded. No We're getting into it I jumped into a tram and left us all no, that's not true We all were trying to do a tram. They were taking videos You are just wasting time making Society yeah We're wasting time making TikTok videos. We're wasting time. I'm sorry. We're fighting the society. Yeah. Our TikToks are saving the world. Okay, well, they were saving the world with their TikToks, right? And I was like, oh, shit, it's the wrong tram.

Like, we're actually supposed to be on the other side. And the tram showed up. Turns out the conductor had just fucked off. He just left. He did not care. Because the trams are automatic. And he was just like, I don't want to do this job anymore. Right? So he left.

You also did pile in. I didn't know to do this job anymore right so he left you also You also did pile in through one of the exit doors yeah, I didn't realize it was exit I'm just a door at doors a door Exit only so inefficient to have an exit door and entrance door exactly I mean they all open both ways exactly so I You know beat him American. I was like oh, it's a tram Oh, let's get in, boys, uh, and then literally the doors closed and I tried to open it, like, I put my leg through it and it didn't fucking open and I just saw my life flash before my eyes. I was like, I put my hands all the way, like, no! And he just sped off. I want to point out, too, you know when, like, an elevator's closing and you put your arm and then it opens back up?

That's what he was calling for. And things just crunched. Yeah. No, it was like. Dude, I, like, destroyed my hand the first day of the EU. In the Netherlands, they don't fuck around. They're like, doors are closing, Billy. This guy's.

I was at lunch with Will the first day we got here, a nice little light dinner. And we're enjoying this. We're enjoying this beautiful Amsterdam sunset. Yeah. And Will, I like fist bump Will. And he's like, oh, fuck. That's the hand I just broke. I'm like, what do you mean you just broke?

I like couldn't close my hand for three days because I was in an elevator. As soon as we got there, and there was a lady with a stroller getting on the elevator, and she was hopscotching whether she would get on or not, and the door started shutting on the stroller. So I just threw my hand through

because usually in the United States, elevators stop. Nope. Wrong. It just flattened my hand. They're efficient. They're efficient. It was so swollen and fucked up for like three days. You know what's funny about that? It actually wasn't an old lady. It was Austin. He was collecting cans.

Hey Carl, your birthday's coming up and I just want to let you know you'll be my age before you know it. And guess what? I'm never going to catch up to you though. Oh, you will. When I met you... You will when I die. When I met you, Carl, you were 21, and now we are only... No, shut up.

I was 26, you were 21, and now you're 24 and I'm 28. One of my favorite moments of the entire trip was seeing your photo with Pokimane. I can't believe you've never seen that before. What convention was that again? That was PAX when I was 18. And you were like a pokey Stan. No, and he was too afraid

to come up and say hi to me, pokey. Yeah, at that same convention, I actually will say, he loves this story so much. That's why I bring it up. Bro,

can I just say you glowed up so hard. You really did. Thank you so much. I wanted to be a, back then I wanted to be a games journalist. You look like shit.

Can I say that when Hassan first saw the photo, he went, look at this fucking dweeb. You did. You look like shit. Can I say that when Hassan first saw the photo, he went, look at this fucking dweeb. You did. You look like a turbo virgin. It was awesome. I watched you all the time. Really big Hassan head.

Fuck. Oh, man. As Carl was saying. He loves to start. Yeah, go on. Let's get back to the Austin hour. At that same convention that I took a picture with Pokeman, I was too scared to come up to Austin

to say hi. Austin's too famous. So you went to her meet and greet? Like you just stood by? Well, she was at a, it was like HyperX or something. I think I might have just been at the booth. Like I don't even know if I had a meet and greet.

Wait, what year was this? 2016? Yeah. That's crazy. Might have been 2016, maybe 2017. Maybe 2017. You were not a Haas Navi head back then because... You've been the queen for 10 years.

You're giving Elizabeth a run for her money. You watched Young Turks? Wait. I was hanging out at the booth because I was working with HyperX sometimes. I don't even think I was fully sponsored. Pokey has been drawing lines in a crowd since the very first TwitchCon. I was in the first line. Oh. I was in the first line. Oh, I was in the first line.

That's when you guys met, right? I have this story. I met Austin at TwitchCon 2015? 2015. And I did have a meet and greet then, which I was so excited about. I was like, I hope people show love.

It wasn't like an insane line at all. Small, moderate, happy to have line. Austin waited in my line just to meet me. And I'm like, we're friends. Like, but on your stream, you stream, but you're waiting in my line. And he just loves to do that shit. To this day, he'll like wait in someone's line to meet them just because it's cute as hell.

I do. Wait, hold on.'m gonna i'm gonna interrupt this broadcast we have a special guest on the podcast his name is tommy in it how's your head tommy yeah i'm all right i've just been sad watching terraria videos you've been watching what you're sad watching terraria videos no You've been watching what? You're sad watching Terraria videos? No, I've just been sad watching Terraria videos. Oh, nice. I don't know if we can get his... For those of you at home, earlier on the stream,

he clonked his head in a pretty serious way. He hit it hard. Yeah. Where's Goggy? Oh, he says, where's Goggy? He's down here. We kidnapped him. He's ours now.

We're podcasting, Tommy. You're interrupting. Say hi.? He's down here. We kidnapped him. He's ours now. You're interrupting. Hi. Yo, there is the biggest spider over here. I'm arachnophobic and he crawled on my arm and now he's over here and he's straight up eyeballing me. This dude wants to get

at him. What the fuck? Do you guys know that I had arachnophobia in college and to get over it, I bought a tarantula. And I named him Octoclops. Well, it helped. But then I pranked my friend. My friend was like, would you get me a bottle of alcohol?

And I was like, yeah. And I bought him a bottle of alcohol. And I put it on the bottle of alcohol when I gave it to him. And he freaked out and threw the bottle of alcohol and killed my pet. Oh, fuck. Did it splatter? R.I.P. Octoclops. No, his legs fell off. I'll tell you this. Tarantulas can't fall

or I'd say break apart. Oh, fuck. I didn't know that. That's kind of a bitch-made-ass fucking spider. Yeah, good, honestly, though. No, he was dope. Octoclops was the man. I'm just saying, spider, you assume they're going to be good at climbing and shit. And if you're a fucking bitch-ass spider like that, you're hairy and scary. Are you still a ragnophobe?

Yeah, if you fall, he's a part of climbing. I'm better, though, dude. So when I say I was a ragnophobe, bro, if there was a spider even in my peripheral, I couldn't be here. Now I'm, like, better. The fact that that thing was on my arm and I didn't like bite my arm off. Oh no, because if it was on me, I would have freaked. Fun fact, spiders are holy in Islam.

What? I've never heard that. Because they, in a cave, Muhammad had to hide in a cave, the prophet. Yeah. And spiders covered the outside of the cave with cobwebs. So when they were chasing him, they looked at the cave, and they said, oh, there's cobwebs here.

Obviously, no one is in here because they were fucking stupid. Right? And then they moved away, so they considered it to be holy. That's real. Which, by the way, fuck off. Can you not kill spiders? I don't know. I mean, I think you can probably.

I mean, I still don't. Fuck. No, that's wrong. I do a lot of haram shit, so who knows. You were on about that on the boat. I mean, I think you can probably I mean I still don't fuck now That's what I do a lot of hot on shit. So who knows you on about on the boat? The guy was like What is the most her own stuff? You do what is the most are I've dude? And I have had that I have had sex before marriage He also spit-roasted me with the wheels on the side That's true

I'm keeping that hollow We did have like- oh I think that's it Oh yeah Yes Alright Dude this is the most dynamic podcast you will ever fucking see in your lives We have our- we ordered Uber Eats and he's here He's honking

Ah shit! What the fuck happened? We've been talking about spiders and cogs, reached over and... Bro, okay listen. My backpack... My backpack battery fell into the fucking water, okay? So it's a part of the fucking Dutch canal system now. It's right below us, it could explode at any second. It is right below us, it could blow up any time, it'd be really good content.

Keep watching, it might explode. It would be really good content if it did. Yeah. If you threw my phone in, I would... I'd be a little pissed. Me? Yeah. I wouldn't have done that. You got scared and just like tossed it on, that would have been... if you threw my phone in, I'd be a little pissed. Me? Yeah. I wouldn't have done that. It got scared and just like tossed on. Would you dive in?

No. Of course not. It's waterproof. What? They can back up right now. Yeah. I'll go dive for it. Fuck no. I'd swim. I'd swim. If your phone fell in the water, I mean, all I know,

British people just fucking swim. A lot of our passwords are on there. Yeah, a lot of secrets. You guys are having a little... I feel like we were having a conversation. I was riffing about British people. And then you kind of jumped in and talked to... And also, since your conversation as a British person

automatically below, and then since we have no British people... Typical American behaviour. And they call it soccer too! Remember who made you, remember who made you, it's us lad, it's us you fucking slag. You don't call it American, yeah? These birds a bunch of slags, aren't they?

You fucking slag. Dude, we love being British, by the way. As much as we shit on England. If I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know how it fucking tastes. Now you stop me

whilst I'm walking in this hallway one more time and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off. What is that, Butcher? No, that's Bricktop. Oh.

Come on, Bricktop. Come on. Whenever I hear, like, that I assume Butcher every time. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, he's nosh my fucking bollocks. Butcher Every time Yeah Oh yeah No he's

Nosh my fucking bollocks Butcher is the most like Stereotypical like British hard man Even though he's not even British I've never seen He's doing Brit face He's not even British

He's New Zealander He's fucking Kiwi Butcher from the boys I'm gonna say You've never seen him Bro you don't leave your house What do you do all day I don't know

You just fucking chill I just sit there and Sit on You know what it is I don't know I know what it is This motherfucker sleeps all day Okay I don't know. You just fucking chill? I just sit there and sit on YouTube. You know what it is? I don't know. I know what it is. This motherfucker sleeps all day, okay? That's why he looks the way he does at the age of 26. I do get my good amount of sleep in.

Good amount. No, literally beauty sleep. Beauty sleep. Beauty sleep, yeah. It works. Kind of. That's why I look the way I do, like, shit. Because I fucking sleep like four hours a night. Oh, shut up, Ahsan. I'm not 26.

Shocking revelation. You need to retire. I'm 25. I'm 25. Go to the Pokécam. Hit the Pokécam. Shocking revelation. Pokimane just found out George's real age.

No, legit. The shocking moment Pokimane found out George's age. Yeah, we need to put like music- I mean, I'm not gonna guess you're like 12. I can say like early 20s. 12? 12. Like 22?

When I got in my Uber today Uber today, the Uber driver goes, is this your dad's Uber? And I'm like, no, why? And he's like, because you have to be 18 to use Uber. And I was like, how old do you think I am? He goes, he thought I was 14. You do have like baby butt skin smooth face, like legit. That guy was just being a jerk.

That's a stretch. Like 14? Yeah, that's a compliment. When I was just being a jerk. That's a stretch. Like 14? Yeah, that's a compliment. When I was younger... He said, is this your dad's Uber account? When I was younger... You seen? He looks like a baby.

He just has such clear, smooth skin. I have pimples, sir. Okay, okay. Listen to this. Listen to this. When I was younger, I couldn't grow any facial hair whatsoever. And in Turkey, the drinking age is 18.

So we go to bars when we're like 14 and stuff. Like there's like specific bars that they don't card you at, right? And whenever we went, if I went with my group of friends, like they would always card us because I look like such a little fucking baby. And I was always like, oh man, I really wish I could just like have facial hair and look older. And now that I'm 30, I'm like, fuck bro, that sucks. I wish I could fucking look a little bit younger.

Yeah. Be careful what you wish for is what I'm saying. I don't think you look 30 though. No, more like 40. 38, 40, around that, right? Fuck you, Carl. I was there. I think you look better than me.

I think you all look different. Oh my God, you're the best. You know what I found out? I've got this, I've got this theory. People anchor your age to wherever they are. So if you're in your early 20s, I get anchored down. If you're in your 30s, I get anchored up. Good theory.

People always, their self, the perception of themselves is that they're never, like, for example, if you're older, you don't think that that person is substantially younger than you. And if you're younger, you don't think that that person is substantially younger than you. And if you're younger, you don't think that that person is substantially older than you. To be clear, I think Austin is substantially older than me. Yeah. Yeah, I do too.

You actually followed, Carl, you actually followed through on that by every tag you saw today at TwitchCon that Austin shows autograph on it. You wrote old next to it. I started doing that too. I really like this. For the first time, they're not saying it. I didn't know what else to do. I couldn't think of anything. Well, I started writing loser

next to Carl's name. No, all of them. I like it when I'm not the one that's being called old so I'm going to go along with that. I never know where I am. Why don't you call Hassan old? He has back problems. Because you are actually really young. So I'm gonna go along with that. I never know why don't you call us on all like I think I'm like a Problem babyface, but was you actually really young well, I am really young. Oh, you're 19. I probably yeah

I'm 19. I probably just look my age, but the thing is everyone always assumes I'm an older person who is then babyface, which is like just yes Dude, it's because like bro you have the attitude of like a coal miner You do you have the vibes of like a child coal miner That like is like Like a fucking chimney swatter I'm trying to get fucking bees at 4pm bro Yeah

I'm the bird of bullshit Yeah let's go to the weather spoons Yeah let's go to spoons bro Thanks Thanks Thanks No it's just like you just have Yeah you have like a Like a old labor guy

Fucking attitude Regardless of your age I'm shocked you're 19 A lot of people A lot of people say I carry myself Like an older gentleman You do

Oh for sure Not as a gentleman A diva a little bit You think I'm a diva Tell me I'm a diva No you do Tell me on this trip How I've been a diva

Where do we start Listen listen No you don't want that smoke Oh well you can't tell me You don't want that smoke Nothing that's well, you can't tell me. You don't want that smoke. Nothing that's like, I'll just say the private stuff. You literally, you literally, okay, not even the private stuff. There's plenty of public diva moments that you have.

Earlier today, we're on the stream and you're like, oh, my hair looks so bad right now. And you just like turn to the camera and use the fucking camera to fix your hair. Or like you get like so upset. That's not a diva moment? Like I need to have, I need to have my hair products at all times, that's not a diva moment? What's in your bag right now? Show what's in your bag right now. Okay, I've got

I've got I've got a deodorant I've got my wallet which is we'll do this I've got gum I've got hair product I've got a concealer brush Costanza wallet. I've got hair product. I've got a concealer brush. Oh, my God.

This is out already. This is out. You've used this. You bought this order yesterday. Yeah, I did. How much have you used it? And then I've got a couple of gifts. And I've also got a lighter.

For what? For what? Just in case. I bought a joint the other day. You literally smoked on the boat. You were like... But ladies, back me up here. These are all reasonable things to carry in your bag, right?

This is a straight man. You know what he carries in his bag? A three-in-one body wash. No, I don't have any. I did bring... No, I have a five-in-one body wash that I've been... What are the additional two? A spider just flew up me.

No. Flew up you? It flew? It was on my head. I flicked it and it went down. I'm sorry. I need you to repeat that. Yeah.

I know what the three are, but what are the last two? I. Name them off. What does it do? I went to the UK. Like, I. No, I need the five things. We're in the UK.

I Uber Eats. I Uber Eated a fucking. Is that how you say it? Uber Eats. Yeah. Uber Eats. I Uber Ate a fucking, is that how you say it? UberEATsted it? UberEAT. I UberEAT a fucking grocery list, yeah? And in the groceries, I got a fucking five in one.

No, bro, it's not groceries, by the way. What do you say? Shopping. You would say shopping, wouldn't you? Yeah, I got a shopping list. I got a shopping list that I UberEAT. And in it, I ordered like the only fucking, the only thing they had was the 5-in-1 body wash.

Okay. Hair. Shave. Body. Yeah. Face. Okay. Hole.

Shave. Hole. No. Shave. Hole. Hole. Very important part. No, listen, listen, listen.

I'm giving you, okay. Hair. Yeah. Okay. Body. Yes. Face. You nailed it.

Those are the three, right? Yep. Okay. Shave. Okay. And then this last one is, I think, just marketing. Okay. No, it's not. They don't list it? 4-in-1 doesn't sell as good. No, it's just Yep. Okay. Shave. Okay. And then this last one is, I think, just marketing. Okay? No, it's not whole.

They don't list it? No, it's just marketing. It's moisturized. We're just like, come on. Come on. Okay. Straight men, this is a public service announcement to you. All right, let's hear it.

Those of you that are maybe, the audience skews a little younger. You're doing Trump again. No, I'm not. Those of you. I'm doing myself. Those of you who maybe skew a little younger, maybe you're in your 20s, you must take care of yourself. You will start to break down.

Your genetics will start to give out. It's true. You need to start washing your face. Look at me. Moisturize your skin. You know, take care of yourself because if you don't have genetics like Hassan. Hell yeah. What?

I look like shit, I feel like. Yeah, but women still just go like, oh my god. Oh, there's a spider on you. I caught it. Literally with my hand. Oh, ew. That's a big fucking... You can't even see, but that's a...

That's haram. Listen, we're at 50 minutes right now. There's food here. I want to do one thing before we log off. Go around. I want to do one thing before we log off quickly 50 minutes? yeah go around I want everybody to give

your rose and your thorn of your TwitchCon Amsterdam what's your high and your low and then we'll log off anything that you've taken away from the trip I think travel is very important

my mom was a flight attendant I think travel makes you a more worldly person and I think in an era where everyone is dialing in and the rest of the world seems like a threat, it's important to kind of meditate on your trips and your experiences. So go around quickly.

Highlight, lowlight. I can love this. You want to start? So, yeah, I really loved the experience of TwitchCon because it was my second convention and my first TwitchCon. But what I love more when it comes to traveling is Amsterdam because Amsterdam is one of my favorite cities and I'm glad that I got to see so many friends in one of my favorite cities that was really nice. What's your thorn? My thorn? Yeah give us the good juicy shit.

I had an allergic reaction yesterday. Oh no. That That's a bad thought. That's a bad thought. To what? Yeah, I think it was kiwi, but I don't know. Apparently, some of my other friends did too, though. So maybe it was a bad batch or something. A bad batch of what? What are you accusing her of doing? I don't know what she had.

I was thinking a smoothie. Yeah, I don't know. Oh, I thought you meant like a bad batch of like, you know. Yeah. What? No, in other words, I'm not insinuating you do drugs. No one thought I don't know. Oh, I'm looking at like a bad bachelor, like, you know. Yeah. What? No other words to use. I'm not insinuating you do drugs. No one thought that I was a jerk.

I would know about it on everyone, that's all. We're both great, it's the same thing. Yeah. Yours looks so similar. My rose had a lot of petals. For TwitchCon specifically, I would say very much like, I've met more girls at a convention, this TwitchCon, than I ever have in my life.

And just being told like I inspire women in gaming means like the world to me. I'm like, I do it for you guys. You're talking about the Moroccans too, right? Okay, Amsterdam. That was specific to TwitchCon. In Amsterdam, I've met so many Moroccans. It's insane. Like more than I've met by far in like five to six years of living in LA.

So I love it here here i love that everybody bikes everywhere it's beautiful and the vibes are just sky high in amsterdam my thorn bro the first time that i got to the convention they're like people that wanted to take photos and stuff oh i heard about this this is one guy wait what happened this one guy like if you're me and you're like you know there's people all around and people have been like really respectful and i was like they'll give you space and they'll ask if you want to take a photo and then they'll come closer this guy just zoomed right up close to me like literally shoulder to shoulder and he's like give me your whatsapp come on come on and he's shoving his phone at me he's like come on put

your whatsapp in my come on and then he went to kevin who's like filming me and he started asking him for my whatsapp i'm like what are you doing you're like you're like fine but you could have done this in a better way yeah it's perfect yeah she loves giving her whatsapp to people for the record physically aggressive way i'm like bro back. What did you give it to or not? I just ignored him and No, that's like one of those moments worried like you? Fucking, right? I'm just fucking snapped. I'd be like, yeah! I'd like that too! It'd be good advertisement for the event.

I think it'd be good. Come on, Nick! You have to win! Yeah, next TwitchCon, Pokey will beat your fucking ass. All right. Jack. Jack might have owned.

Fucking Amsterdam is like, at this point, thank you, George, like, the, I think it's my favorite city I've ever been to I've been here for like what four days four

I don't know like it's the best like I fucking love it everything about it just the sort of freedom of it you know as you said like people bike around

seeing everyone here as well the nightlife's amazing just stuff like that the Thorn is I fucking as much as I love TwitchCon I love panels and shit like I really like

doing the panel work because I like like live audiences because I just have a lot of fun with them. I was like, every time they offered me one, I was like, yeah. And then I inadvertently made myself really busy to the point where I just didn't really get to see as much of the place as I wanted to. And I just can't afford to stay. And I'm like, now I know I'm going to go home tomorrow. I'm really pissed. I don't want to stay. And I'm like, now I know I'm going to go home tomorrow. I'm like really pissed. I don't want to do it anymore. But no, it's still like overall, like the best trip I've done in like a while.

Wait, so you're pissed that you're leaving? You want to stay? Yeah, I'd love to stay because I'm way too busy. You're a four-hour train ride away from Amsterdam. I know, yeah. You're like an L. I'll just come back. But I keep telling him, I'm like, you can just go for like a day or two.

Yeah, I'll just come back because this place is great. I really like it. George Not Found. George Not Found. George Not Found. George, can I just quickly say that I brainstormed something with you and I saw you put it into practice. 404.

The 404 signature. Oh, yeah. Very good. Whoa. What the fuck? We brainstormed all of us together. I'm the creator of that signature. Ah, well. The 404 with the smile in the O? We brainstormed all of us together. I'm the creator of that signature. Ah, well.

The 404 with the smile in the O? That was 100% me. That's right. It was Carl. It was team effort. It was Carl, mostly. It was me. Hassan, please back me.

I'm sorry. We need to have him on the podcast more. Okay. It was Carl. This is my thorn. Go ahead. Me. Go ahead, George. I mean, yeah, this is my first event. I hear that. Me.

Go ahead, George. I mean, yeah, this is my first event, first TwitchCon, first time in Amsterdam, first time in Everton. First time leaving your house. First time leaving my house this month. First time leaving his house. That's probably true. You know, when you said that, I believed it. Well, actually, no. That's how bad you are.

I was in Ireland a few days ago. I actually... He broke the seal. He, like, now he's just traveling. This is a busy month. You'll see him in Abu Dhabi. Yeah? You can't find him ever now. He's going to go to he's just traveling. This was a busy month. You'll see him in Abu Dhabi. Yeah. You can't find him ever now.

He's going to go to like Thailand. It was a while. I have no reason to leave. But best thing about this, I don't know, like just seeing everyone. I don't get to see many people. I don't have any friends where I live. True. This is so sad.

You don't realize we live like an hour apart. It's too far. I've told you I'm down to hang. This guy does not leave. And like when we hang, we always have a good apart. It's too far. I've told you I'm down to hang. This guy does not leave. And like when we hang, we always have a good time. Every time. Take the fucking train, mate.

It's too far, man. The Gatwick Express, yeah. Every time we hang, it's always the best. Wait, to be fair, he's the one who lives in London. You guys all come to London then. That makes it way easier.

No, but like, no, we all live in Brighton. You live in London. You guys shouldn't live in London. No. Okay, to be fair, Brighton is fucking awesome. It was very beautiful. Brighton, you live in London. You guys shouldn't live in London. No! Okay, to be fair, Brighton is fucking awesome. It was very beautiful. I loved it. I love it. Way more than London.

It was cool. But yeah, what was the best thing? I don't know. I think just hanging out with people, seeing all the fans of Me and Greet was super cool. What was your thorn? You had to leave the house. Yeah. I don't know. There wasn't too much bad. Even getting detained by security illegally, I thought was kind of funny.

Yeah, like, I just thought it was funny. Like, this guy, security guard on, like, a power trip. I thought it was funny. It's a good title. Yeah. This security guard went on a power trip. Yeah. No, more like, I got detained illegally.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not good at titles. Detained is not clickable at all. Well, what would you do? Arrested. Arrest yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not good at titles. Detained is not clickable at all. Well, what would you do? Arrested. Arrested 100%. Police came. You can't say detained?

Well, just to know what it cares. Wait, what? Oh, okay, yeah, you're right. Jailed, yeah, you're right. Jailed. Jailed illegally in Amsterdam. I don't know, yeah. So, what else is bad?

That's pretty bad. That's a good one. Bro, you got detained. That's pretty good. Oh's a good one. Bro, you got detained. That's pretty good. Oh, yeah. All right. Kyle Jacobs. Rose.

Yeah. I got to hang out with a lot of people. I got to meet a lot of people I wasn't expecting to meet. That's my thorn. I don't know why everyone's saying Rose. I fucking hate you guys. He hated everybody that he met, especially the gay people. Yeah.

You got to stop, bro. I swear to God. You're talking about Hassan, right? Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God, yeah. About Hassan. Nobody hates the LGBTQ more than Hassan. You gotta stop, bro. I swear to God. You're talking about Hassan, right? Yeah, yeah. Oh my God, yeah. About Hassan. Nobody hates the LGBTQ more than Hassan.

He's a foe. We spit-roasted you last night. How dare you? He was like choking me in the back seat. My eyes were rolling in the back of my head. Sir, sir, please.

It's his room. He's looking at me. Sorry. Sorry, sorry. Carl, sorry. Yeah, I got to meet like Rubius and stuff like that. That was so much fun because I've been wanting to meet like Rubius And stuff like that

That was so much fun Because I've been wanting to meet these people And I did my first panel for the first time Which was fun That's great What was your thorn? What is your thorn? My thorn?

I don't know Again I kind of agree with him I almost got kicked out of Twitch Rivals like 15 times But it wasn't like a Like I thought it was funny You know what I mean? So I don't really know I didn't have a 15 times, but it wasn't like a... Like, I thought it was funny. Yeah. You know what I mean? So I don't really know.

I didn't have a thorn. You don't have to have a thorn. I was tired as shit. Yeah. That's my thorn. That's a good thorn. The entire time I've been awake right now is fucked. Bro, the fact...

Yeah. You got vaccinated. I got my booster. He got his booster shot. He's on two hours of fucking sleep, and he's just slamming Cokes and red bulls the entire day to survive yeah i don't know how the fuck you stayed up and you like you went out and stuff it was crazy like in the past three weeks i've been at my house three or four days total like

it's been travel travel travel and some of the like mr beast videos we've been filming is like survival videos and stuff like i've been dying lately yeah You fail in that situation if you die. Yeah. It's over. Losing at survival is quite literally bad. I just have Comic-Con, and then I'm good. I'm home for, like... I'll see you there, baby. Yes. All right, Austin Show.

Are we talking about the convention itself or everything surrounding it? Changes things. Gotta be special, guys. Okay, how? Thanks for being specific. Not a diva. Not a diva Not a diva My rose and my thorn

Are similar things My rose Yeah no no Exactly Carry on Wait what I'm just Nothing go on

You say you think I'm a diva Yes But that's besides the point Come on go on What's a diva about Just talking This is If I was straight

This wouldn't be a problem Just fucking go Alright about just talking. If I was straight, this wouldn't be a problem. Just fucking go! Alright. My rose is meeting and hanging out with everybody. Wow, original. You took mine, by the way. Come on, we're still in here.

No, okay. That was my rose. My rose was meeting and hanging out with everybody. I love people. I love seeing people. I love spending time with people. I drank more than I ever have this trip ever, and I've had a blast.

That's so unlike me. I broke out of my shell a little bit. I partied. I had a great time. Probably the time of my life. The thorn in this trip is that I didn't have enough time to do more of it. Yeah. I'd agree with that.

That's like a CV answer. Like, the resume answer. But, hey, it was a good one. Well, I agree to an extent. I think the only time I've explored Amsterdam at all was during your beer bike stream, which I don't even really count. But that's like Northern Amsterdam. It's like industrial area. And then this.

Yeah. And I haven't walked around Amsterdam. We'll go all around after this. We should do that, like, now. Yeah. After this? After this, we'll do that we're we got two minutes left and we're got rose and thorn uh my rose is specifically uh meeting uh like the international twitch community because like i love that there are content creators from all around the fucking planet that come here

uh for twitch.edu specifically like in, we get trapped in this like NA bubble every now and then. I really wanted to meet the Turkish content creators as well in person. Like one of the Lego stream that I did was specifically for a Turkish content creator, which brings me to my thorn, which is, well, I have two thorns.

One is that the Lego stream was kind of a disaster a little bit because like the Dutch government didn't offer visas to the Turkish content creator, Batuhan Videoyen, and numerous other Turkish Twitch streamers. And they're pretty big. They're a chunk.

You said like about half, right? Yeah. Like about half of the Turkish streamers were not allowed into the country. Yeah. Despite having like a clear reason to be here, they just wouldn't offer them visas, which I thought was pretty fucked up.

And then Double Thorn, and this is like drama, kind of. here they just wouldn't offer them visas which i thought was pretty fucked up uh and then a double thorn and this is like drama kind of and maybe i'm being a little ridiculous about this and it's not that big of a thorn but like it really rubs me the wrong way when we like as content creators like when we meet other people other twitch streamers and stuff like i'm so cordial if you want to take a photo of course i'll take a photo with you like Like, you know what I mean? That's awesome. And Will does a really good job with this too, like with fans as well. Like,

I'm always like, I'm Ahsan. Like, I always say my name. Even if I know you know who the fuck I am, right? Because like,

it's the first time we're meeting, right? That's not, that's presumptuous. I literally did that at my meet and greet. Yeah. To be honest,

because it's weird. That's just how humans interact, I think. Yeah. So, we're sitting down at the fucking Purple Lounge, okay?

And these Spanish streamers are sitting behind us. And I get excited. I'm like, you know, I want to meet all the fucking purple lounge okay and these spanish streamers are sitting behind us and i get excited i'm like you know i want to meet all the fucking international streamers right like we did r slash plays like uh you know stuff in the past and i was really stoked to meet rubius that was awesome meeting him was dope so rubius was the kindest person on the planet i just want to put that out there. Yeah, Rubius is dumb. Rubius is the biggest sweetheart of all time. Straight up. And I'm sure this dude is, like, nice, too. But, dude, I turn around. We're sitting at a table.

There's three content creators. We have four Spanish streamers behind us. And I'm like, hey, what's up, guys? And it was, like, kind of awkward. Like, I was just, like, trying to talk to them. But they were treating me like I was a fucking fan or something. And we're in the fucking purple lounge. And one of them was like, oh, I know who you are.

Like, I've seen your. Explain about the purple lounges because like that's the purple lounge is like the twitch like not only the partner area but like the vip partner exactly what i was told is we're not allowed to actually i shouldn't say this um they said when maybe cut this but like they said we're not we're not allowed to call it vip because people will get weird about it yeah so we're calling it purple but that's exactly what it meant yeah it's just like it's like the featured like the top featured content creators have another area where they don't get swarmed by other partners. That's why George was sitting outside?

Yeah, that's why George was outside. You actually were watching George. No, literally, which was wild. But anyway, and then one of the dudes was, what is it? How do you say it? Grefg? I don't know how you say it. Oh, Grefg, yeah, yeah. Yeah, like the one who broke the record or whatever.

And everyone says their name. I'm like, I'm a son you know i shake hands i turn around to him and he just didn't say his name he just looked at me like yeah and i was like motherfucker i don't know you like in my opinion my of course i turned around i was like all right that was awkward awkward awkward situation but like i i just it just rubs me the wrong way whenever someone does that it's like okay that's a little presumptuous i know some people like definitely just miss it accidentally like they just kind of like go hi and like they don't think he just didn't it didn't seem like he wanted to talk to me at all yeah you can tell you can tell yeah okay not to discredit you not going but he was really nice to you. First of all, actually, he actually genuinely was. But I wasn't even going to say that.

I did see how nice he was to Pokey later in the same lounge, which is why I was like, what the fuck? He like ran up to her and was like, oh my God, Pokey main, like, can we take a photo? I was more going to say, I was going to say, again, I am so exhausted that I can see a world where maybe I could have seemed very rude to people today. Dude, there were a few times I felt like my

faculties left me. Is it the same with Jetlag? Yeah, today I felt really bad. Basically, I'm invalidating you. I get that part. It's Rose and Thorn before we end because it's dark now. I'm rounding it out. Thorn taking last place in Twitch Rivals again.

Again? We didn't get last place. We did not get last place. I was trying to make him feel better. Oh. Last place for the first time in Twitch Rivals. Look, I don't give a damn about that. Yeah.

My Rose. For me, it's really interesting. I'm actually kind of more recent to success than a lot of the other people on the boat, even though they're very young. They're very accredited creators and success has come later to me in my life. Yeah. But one thing that's really interesting to me is I used to have so much time with Hassan as my best friend. And as we have become more successful, it's become harder and harder to find time as human beings, right? We'd kind of plan these events and things around us hanging out.

And at one point, I think our friendship kind of started to feel a little bit manufactured to me. And the rose of this trip is that I got to reconnect with my best friend. And now we're doing this podcast, not as like a vehicle to uplift me or a way to make money because probably won't but more as a way that like subscribe to the patreon but more as a way that like we're friends and we just love making stuff together so despite all the the obstacles and barriers and the fact that you probably can't even see me right now because it's dark. Is that Quackity?

Wait a way. Oh my God. I just texted him. I just texted him. I sent the location. I sent the location 45 minutes ago. And just like that, we made it happen. So with that being said, that is Fear and TwitchCon Amsterdam,

our first episode back. More coming your way. Subscribe to the Patreon. Did you remember we're on the third man now? Yeah. And Carl's a permanent member. Oh, shit. Austin's out.

I'm so sorry. So anyway, guys, thank you so much. And until next time, stay dangerous. Peace. Bye. Guys, thank you so much. This was so boring. This was so fun.

I have to pee so bad I had to pee before the podcast