Fear& - GeorgeNotFound's Real Name EXPOSED | Fear&Chewsday

Episode Date: April 11, 2023

The very first Fear& Chewsday is here and who better to kick it off with than our friend of the show from across the pond GeorgeNotFound? George might be the most commonly reoccurring guest on this show at this point idk I’m not gonna go back and count how long everyones been on but I’m pretty sure that’s right. Anyway topics today include, George’s first online names, tswift, Austin’s lateness, what is rizz and more. Hope you enjoy the episode, let us know below if Tuesdays are good or if u hate them and if u do maybe we’ll switch back to mondays or maybe we wont ok love ya goodbye 🖤 🎉BONUS CONTENT🍾 🌟PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/FearAnd🎧 AUDIO PLATFORMS - https://linktr.ee/fearand♥ follow our guest! ♥George -  https://twitter.com/georgenotfoundAustin: https://twitter.com/AustinontwitterQT: https://twitter.com/QTCinderella✰ follow Fear&! ✰Hasan: https://twitter.com/HasanthehunWill: https://twitter.com/TheWillNeffMarche: https://twitter.com/MarcheFear&: https://twitter.com/FearAndPodChapters by community hero y0roy00:00 Intro - Waiting for Austin Again2:25 Israel Adesanya Emotes on a Child3:55 QT Needs an Ally5:25 Anti-heroes Are Dope6:39 Austin Is a Fake Gay7:35 QT Needs a Vacation9:39 Austin Calls In11:31 Austin Fired From Fear&12:06 QT’s Sleep Apnea & Taylor Swift 15:39 GeorgeNotFound Slander16:50 “Men” Interpret Taylor Swift Lyrics 19:12  Austin Joins22:30 Crazy Austin Airport Story29:55  GeorgeNotFound Joins30:40 Best & Worst Cuisine (British)36:45 GeorgeNotFound Name Origin40:15 Will’s Username Origin41:42 QT Is Blaire White43:25 Austinshow Name Origin44:10 Rizz Debate54:44 Outro / Patreon Teaser Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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which blows my mind because like, like cutie comes from like, you know, a different state travels here from Washington and not even Washington state from Washington, DC every day. I do. And she's here on time.

Oh, I mean, she was a little late. Our nation's capital. Can I say something funny to you, Hasan, that's sports related? I love funny things that are sports related. You are so anti-sport that last night you sent me a text. You said Israel has a shotgun.

And I knew the Israel fight was happening, but I thought you were so anti-sports brain that you literally were texting me about like a shotgun standoff on the gaza strip i did not even think about that because i was like you sent me a question mark back i'm like what the fuck what are you not watching a fight i oh that's funny. I did not consider for one second that you were watching the UFC. I did. I watched it. And I smiled so big when you were like, oh, I just watched a fight.

I was like, Hasan Piker getting into sports. Dude, I mean, I've watched, the last time I watched an Israel fight when he lost was at your house. Israel's dope. He's so sick. He's a weeb. Yeah. He's a weeb. I love me some weeb athletes.

He did this. Yeah. Well, that's actually, that's actually Alex. He's a weeb. Yeah. He's a weeb. Love me some weeb athletes. He did this. Yeah. He did that. Well, that's actually Alex Pereira's thing. Like, he did that to taunt him. Oh, really? Yeah. Did you see the other thing he did?

No, I've only seen Twitter. Oh. I didn't watch it. We're going to get started. Austin already knows. Austin already saw this. This is actually a good point of contention. We could even debate on it.

Go to my Twitter. Go to my profile. And no, not that one. All right, yeah, yeah. Play that. Okay. This is maybe the most petty thing ever. Hold on.

We're going to run it back because it's not showing on screen. For everyone. I remember. So the first time he knocked me out in Brazil, his son came into the ring and then started to just lie dead next to me. And I'm like, you fucking little asshole. I'll whoop your ass if your dad don't do it for you.

Sounds like seven at that point. Yeah, I looked for his kid and I pointed at him and I saw him and I was like, hey, hey, hey. Just to remind him. He's crying, hey, hey. Just to remind him. He's crying. Which is awesome. I fucking love this shit.

I fuck with that so heavy. I know. He was like seven years old. I don't give a fuck. Know your place, kid. You're next. You want to talk about weeb moments? That is the most anime protag shit ever.

Like, I killed your dad. Come back to me in a few years if you're still sore about it yeah exactly like that's like some yeah that kid is going to become a legend now he's gonna become a legendary fighter meanwhile that kid's like what 10 years old his dad alex perera was literally like already like a child slave working by 12 so yeah i mean he he is a killer he is a killer the He is a killer. The guy that Israel was, the guy that Israel was fighting against is like a straight murder.

Israel did nothing wrong. I mean, I agree. Taunting the kid. But you'd be in an apartheid state. The way you, the way you dropped that. Wait a minute.

Oh no. Yeah. We're back. We're back on Israel. That's right. He moved the goalpost. Yeah. I've been, I've been saying like, dude, I love Israel, we're back. We're back on Israel. That's right. He moved the goalpost. Yeah. I've been saying, like, dude, I love Israel.

I love Israel. People are clipping me left and right. What are you, Drew? What is that? Liquid IV. I get headaches. Are you hungover? I think I have sleep apnea.

Hi, guys. Welcome to Cuties Minute of the Week. I've decided I have sleep apnea. We got to talk about. It's going to be a long Cutie Minute this week. Yeah. Okay. How about we have a woman's hour where not all the men are interrupting?

I mean, I know. You said too many people last time. Bitches. I was with you, queen. I was defending your honor. If you go back. You weren't even listening. If you go back to the tape, I was screaming at people trying to get them to watch the

tape. You were. You were. Whoa. He got the props? Thank you. I literally said I'm an ally. I was the one who threw it to you.

You're not an ally. You just want to go to a to you I threw it to you Wow that's fucked up I'm not talking about Taylor without Austin here I need a real ally He doesn't know anything He can name five songs Does he even know anything about Taylor Swift

Five songs Shake it off Not even a good one Red door I'm the problem It's me One. Not even a good one. No. Red Door. I'm the problem. Red Dress. I'm the problem.

It's me. It's me. Hi. I'm the problem. It's me. What's the title of that song? Donald Trump. No. Sometimes I feel like a sexy baby.

No, that's not the title. She does say that in the song. She names her songs shitty stuff. No, she doesn't. Whoa. I would never agree with that. I would literally never agree with that. Screen Door is no there is no song called screen door what song is that the other side of the door marry me that's love story oh there you go but there is a song called

other side of the door which was not screen door it's five i was confused anti-hero is the song i'm the referee that's five anti-hero by the way i wrote. I'm the referee. That's five. Anti-hero. By the way, it does not get exhausting for the anti-hero. That does. No, it doesn't. Okay. Venom, anti-hero. Sick.

Punisher, anti-hero. Sick. Boba Fett, anti-hero. Give me one. I like that. I like all three of those. You had a lot of anti-heroes ready to go. Dude, the anti-heroes are the meta. What?

Nurse Jackie. Isn't she an antihero? What the hell are you talking about? What is a Nurse Jackie? Yeah, we love Dexter. Yeah, Dexter's great. The one guy who cooks meth. Walter White?

Yeah. Both of them are antiheroes. That's incredibly easy to root for. People never got tired of rooting for them. I didn't even finish season two, so I guess some of us did get tired. I'm sorry. What were you rooting for in Breaking Bad? Cancer?

I know it wasn't Skylar. Yeah. I don't even remember. That's the villain of the story. Well, what have you guys done this week? No, wait a minute. You're moving off Taylor Swift. Yeah, well, she wants to wait for Austin to come back.

I have to wait for Austin. No, you don't get an ally. I need an ally. I need an ally. What time is it? This is my friend Valentina. She's an ally. Speak, Valentina.

Ally! Okay, I'm going to text him. The gay lords are going wild. I need a gay man here for this. I have to. He's the fakest gay man. He did my makeup last night. The gays were in full blown upheaval.

I mean, he's not very MUA. He was getting gay hate on his phone. Really? Because he was doing my makeup so poorly and he refused to wear makeup. And apparently his gay inner circle were all sending him hate. Austin's getting messages on Grindr that are like, your account wait why was he why was he refusing to

put on makeup he said that he has been breaking out since the streamer awards because of the makeup that he just wore eyeliner didn't he said that it caused a full-blown oh my god full-blown riot situation with this okay well, well Austin is not here. We're 24 minutes late at this point. I literally ended my stream early thinking that we were going to do it. I said, bro, where are you? No answer. I'm assuming he's drunk.

Well, we're doing a family dinner tonight. What? We're doing a family dinner tonight. Did you see in the text chat? You are invited. Am I going? Guys, I don't know if i want to go i have sleep apnea now what are you collecting shit like pokemon to use against cutie hanging out what the flying i don't feel good something's wrong with me i need to go to a doctor i don't feel good you're gonna have delicious in the kitchen today i was making chicken and he was behind me

i flinched and i screamed and I crouched. Okay. That's my PTSD, but I also have sleep apnea. When's the last time you took a real vacation? Well, never. Wait, what? You have taken real vacations. When? Bitch.

Whoa! You've gone to see family. He's like shit camp. Gone to see. You went camping with the women. Gone to see family. When? In Christmas?

Been a while, but yeah. Yeah. Fair. Valid. I'm going to pipe in. I love see family. When? In Christmas? Been a while, but yeah. Fair, valid. I'm going to pipe in. I love my family. Going to see vacation. Yeah, they're not. Going to see family is not vacation. I'm of a Mormon family.

There's 20 children. Okay. They're all probably like. It's not a vacation. I have to work. Cutie. How does that work? Do they find you to be like the cool aunt and shit?

I think I'm the problem aunt because my sister was just in town this weekend and um she was going to disneyland and i was like what did your kids say when you left them to come to disneyland with me they were like well well they were like really sad at first and then we said well aunt blair needs more friends and then they felt bad odd that's crazy that's no no That's more petty than Israel. Yeah. You just got owned by like a seven-year-old. I know, with a nine-year-old. But I've told them they could start shipping out the nine-year-old to me.

I said, ship him out every once in a while. I'll take him to Hogwarts. I'll take him to Disney. Are they still in the church? You told your Mormon family to ship the kid out so you could take him to Hogwarts? Yeah. Let me take him to do some witchcraft. Mormons aren't like that. Mormons are fine.

Mormons love Harry Potter. Mormons aren't afraid of witchcraft. I don't think. You're thinking of evangelicals, like specific sects that think it's Satanism. Well, we don't like witchcraft. Us Mormons. Me. I'm still Mormon. Happy Easter. Austin is calling me right now. Hold on. Answer it. Brother, where are

you? I'm on my way. George is coming. Oh, well, we already started. Wait, why'd you start? I don't know. Because you're 30 minutes late. Because you're 30 minutes late, and you didn't inform us at all about what you were doing, so we just started. You were still streaming.

Yeah, I ended the stream as soon as 5 p.m. rolled around because that's how obligations work. I know, but I just didn't know that that's why. It's all good. Don't worry. We have room for George. We'll have him for the behind the paywall portion. Do you want George to not come anymore? Yeah, it's fine.

We can set it up, right? I need a mic. Yeah, we have a mic. We can set it up. Yeah, sorry. I just wasn't sure when you were going to end because it was like 4.49. If only we had a text message. Yeah, there's this cool thing called a phone that you can use to send text messages, which we were.

I know, I fucked up. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You are such a messy bitch. He's a good apologizer. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. All right, I'll see you in a little bit. How long have you been, when did you start? Like 20 minutes. 20 minutes ago.

We've been just talking shit about how late you are. Really? For 20 minutes? Pretty much. You give us a lot of content. No, I texted you and when it got to the 20 minute mark, I was like, okay, he must be trolling. No. Oh my god. I can't believe

that this is the case. Wait, wait. Do you want George to come or not? Because we're only 20 minutes in. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Well, shit. I mean, you're already halfway through. It's fine.

Just get over here now. All right? I'm hanging up. I'll be there in, like, two minutes. I'm very close. There's no world. Okay, all right, bye. Please put up the timer. I'll be there in two minutes minutes. I'm very close. There's no world. Okay. All right. Bye. Please put up the timer.

I'll be there in two minutes. Ready? And timer? Yeah. By the way, I don't think the podcast has been bad without a guest or without Austin. No. No. What?

We got to have Austin. Austin's heart just broke. I can't believe you said that. Let me do the Israel. Yeah. He's going to die. No, he's great. But I was just saying, this hasn't been a bad episode.

We've really parsed through some things. We've made it through 11 minutes. Yeah, we did. And it's mostly been my anxieties. Well, that's every episode. That's every episode. Really? Yes.

Oh my God. There's like a 30 minute carve out for like what particular anxiety you have this week. Every episode. Well, this week I have sleep apnea and I'm going to call doctors tomorrow. Let's talk about that.

Let's talk about it. Guys, do you ever not sleep? Yeah. I'm actually a really good sleeper. I'm a log too. I am so, I didn't fall asleep until 6am the other night. Will either goes on like 35 hour, no sleep schedules or sleeps for like 18 hours and nothing in between i don't think i should have this much anxiety because i don't even do drugs

that's true you know what i would recommend what drugs working out i work i do i go to the personal trainer i my therapist told me that would fix me it has not do you go every day i go uh monday wednesday friday okay i It hasn't helped at all? No, not at all. I think I need to do cardio. That cardio helps. I know. Cardio's great.

I do an hour of cardio every day before I work out. Really? Yeah. I watch two episodes of One Piece. He's a psycho. I have a soul cycle, but they don't have any Taylor Swift classes. Peloton has Taylor Swift classes. Dude, that is so fucked up.

You're right. I know. They need to change that. I have a Peloton. So validated. Really? I can trade you. They need to change that. Hey, I have a Peloton. So validated. Really? I can trade you. You want to trade?

I'll trade you for a while. Really? Yeah. That'd be so great. Are you going to ship it over to like Nevada? Hey. Okay. Attitude.

All right. Back out of the concert. Yeah. I want everyone to know that I keep talking about the concert. And so now I keep getting DMs from random people asking to come. And I feel so bad. I do you? Because you don't feel bad telling us.

Fuck you. That's because you can't even name five Taylor Swift songs. Name five Taylor Swift songs. Anti-hero. Love song. Revolving door. You can't give the,

no! Behind the revolving door. Literally, it's crazy because we've talked about this for a month and you haven't even Googled, no. That's definitely a song. It's me.

I, I'm the problem. It's me. Anti-hero. It's crazy because red is a song and dress is a song. Paris. Okay, red and dress. Paris.

Paris is a song. You just made that. You literally were like, everyone is out of song. How did you come up with that one? I'm him. That's insane. you just made that up um last one here's what i'm gonna do i'm gonna use all my knowledge

all of my knowledge okay i got one oh fuck john mayer no it's not a song the song i thought that would be also for all the swifties out there i know you're going through a lot right now breakups you know whatever oh we're gonna talk about that don't worry five five shake it off i did it oh he's good he's good he's safe he's safe he's safe you're changing the rules halfway you are literally dishonoring taylor swift by changing the rules you just changed the rules none of the audience even wants to hear me talk about Taylor Swift right now. You are literally shaking it off right now. We have one hater in our comments each week, and he hates me.

You look at the comments? Yeah. What's wrong with you? Because he hates me. There's like 2,000 comments. She hyper-focus. He replies to everything, and he was like, she ruined Hasan and Will. She ruined Hasan and Will.

So I want to give that guy five uninvolved minutes of Hasan and Will. Here you go, guy. Cutie, you know I used to... No, take it away. Don't mention me. What's wrong with you? Guy, you said that though.

What? I can't sleep at night. Isn't that very Taylor Swift? What? To have a man say that you ruined men when in fact you only improve them

and your absence will ruin us. Dude, he is so good. You can give my slot to him. It's fine. It's me. I'm the problem. It's me.

That's four minutes. I hear him stomping in. Nope, that's not him. Nope, I think that might be Marant. Oh my God. Yeah, no, he's not here. I hate waiting for him. What else happened this week?

We're going to need a chair for George as well. Does George have an accent or is it fake this whole time? Have you never met him? It's fake. He's American. We've met, I think. Oh, yeah. Wait, he's been to my house.

His fake is that he's 35 years old. That makes sense. Okay. That's kind of fucked up because he is actually a lot older than the Minecraft kids. Is he? Because he looks 18, but he's not. He's like 25. Let's talk as much shit on him as we can until he gets here.

I know. We will. And then when he gets here, we'll be like, oh, buddy. I's not. He's like 25. Let's talk as much shit on him as we can until he gets here. I know, we will. And then when he gets here, we'll be like, oh, buddy. I love you. Yeah, pop it. We got a lovey-o-sa. I'm not. What? I'm nervous I said that, and now people are going to say I'm transphobic.

I'm not transphobic. The third British thing you mentioned is just Hogwarts. It's a spell. It is a spell. It's not even English. What else happened this week? Guys? We had the Israel Adesanya

fight, which was fire. Oh, that was a five minute timer that just went off. Israel Adesanya fight fire. I took a week off. I haven't streamed. I don't want to stream for the month of april wait why because i vacation something's wrong with my brain it's not working anymore vacation all i ever wanted it's taylor

swift no she has she did a rendition of it no she didn't oh my god pull it up okay yeah go ahead pull up vacation all i ever wanted by taylor swift oh my gosh oh my gosh please please exist Okay. Yeah. Go ahead. Pull up Vacation All I Ever Wanted by Taylor Swift. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Please exist. Please exist. Doesn't exist. No, no.

Do cover. Yes. Taylor Swift cover. Is the song even called Vacation? Come on. So embarrassing for you guys. Cardigan. Stop looking at the YouTube.

Once you can explain to me the lyrics of which one? Maybe happiness. Once you can explain to me the lyrics of happiness and what that song means. Ready? I got this. Wait, wait, wait. I got this. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Let me make sure that's the right song. Let's pull up the lyrics and then we will interpret it. Okay, okay. Wait, I want wait. I got this. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me make sure that's the right song. Let's pull up the lyrics and then we will interpret it. Okay, okay. Wait, I want to take a guess before. Okay. Happiness is about how she finds- Wait, close your eyes. I have to make sure that's the right song.

She finds her own self-love without the validation of a man in her life. Yeah. No, that's not it. Okay, well, let's see um okay first one honey when i'm above the trees i see this for what it is but now i'm right down in it all the years i've given is just shit we're dividing up showed you all of my hiding spots i was dancing when the music stopped and in the disbelief i can't face reinvention i haven't met the new me yet this is definitely post breakup yes so i'm on track so will is not wrong about it and she has she has invented it she seems like this isn't the song i was thinking of

oh oh but you are close you are close this is i'm of. Wait, you got the Taylor Swift song right? Or wrong? I hate him. Why is he knocking like a cop, dude? He's knocking like the fence. No, one second. I'm on no sleep. He could just open the door. Yeah, the door is not locked.

I don't know why he's. What? You have a key to my house. No, just, okay, well, when he walks in. Stop it when he walks in. To be fair though. I'm looking for seven, that's what I'm looking for. I'm sorry, they're kind of similar melodies.

Seven minutes and 40 seconds. He's got a jacket on too. Oh yeah, he was wearing that earlier. Where's George? Where's George? Oh, okay. Yeah, where were you, Austin? Okay, you have to use the non-stable mic. There's no way that's

going to happen. In all fairness. Communication has been lacking in this podcast. No, it's not. This is the most community we've been in literally years. Communication has been lacking. Let's all vote. We all have a vote. You getting static? this podcast no it's not this is the most community we've been in literally years let's all vote we all have a vote you're getting static one two three four five six one george i'm george stop touching it austin oh yeah this is loose as hell we might need a new one oh why am i how long have you guys been doing this for shut up uh we've been live for i think like 30 minutes at this point let's let's go ahead and take a vote who thought come on be in frame for this please. Who thought communication this week was lacking?

Go ahead and raise your hand. Who thought communication was ample and new to be here at five? I think it was better than usual. Yeah, it was really good. For the record, I proposed six and everybody changed it. I mean, middle of the day. It got corrected to five o'clock at one o'clock PM. And you were here.

Like, you were, I think, you were here in my house earlier today when that change happened. Earlier today, I was here. Do you smell like alcohol? I'm so sorry. Where were you, Austin? I was at a bar. Oh, my God. What kind of bar?

It was a gay bar. It's just a normal bar? I was at a gay bar. Do I really smell like alcohol? Oh, my God. You got issues, man. I wouldn't lie. We're going to have It's an easy normal bar. I was at a gay bar. Do I really smell like alcohol? Oh my God. You got issues, man. I wouldn't lie. We're going to have to stage an intervention for you.

No, thank you, Mauricio. Well, no one can hear him. So. I do not. He said I smell great. Cutie's lying. He stinks. Yeah, but.

I do not stink like alcohol. Yeah, Billy Ray Briggs. You reek of the opium pipe. I did not. I do not smell like alcohol. For the record, okay? We. You're going to be so hot in here with that jacket. Ever, ever, pipe. I did not. I do not smell like alcohol. For the record, okay? You're going to be so hot in here with that jacket. Never, ever, ever.

I'll be honest. I made a mistake today. I got a guest in George Not Found and didn't tell anybody. That's true. But in all fairness, I didn't hear about anything until like noon. Okay? Are we extending the prepaid portion of the podcast due to George? What's the prepaid?

Well, like this is- We're not going to stop. We'll keep going. This is how it always works. We just go until it's bad. You just go until it's bad. Got it. Yeah.

Okay. I've got a lot of stuff to talk about today. You do. But first of all, let's just get past this. I apologize for being late. Okay. Don't forget you. I was busy coordinating our guest.

At the bar? No, you weren't. You were at a gay bar. You were definitely flirting. I was dancing. You were drinking and you were dancing. I was dancing. At the bar? No, you weren't. You were at a gay bar. You were definitely flirting. I was dancing. You were drinking and you were dancing. I was dancing. At noon?

It was, it's Easter, happy Easter. Okay, he has risen. And I'm not talking about Jesus. Oh, no. Just kidding. Come on, take a joke. Come on, folks. Lighten up.

Come on, folks. Come on, lighten up, folks. All the folks in chat. Can we, we need to talk about something very sensitive. Okay, what's that? Austin Show abandoned an old, confused woman at the airport. Okay. Look.

All right. I flew in from Los Angeles yesterday. We're just getting started here. I flew in from Los Angeles yesterday, and I sat next to a 72-year-old woman. Yes. And immediately, I sat down, and I thought, maybe this is somebodyyear-old woman. Yes. And immediately I sat down, and I thought maybe this is somebody that,

you know when you see somebody, you know you're going to talk to them or not during the course of the flight. I sat down with her, and I was like, this is somebody I'm not going to talk to. And it had nothing to do with who she was or whatever. She just didn't give that vibe that she wanted to speak.

I was wrong. She tapped me on the shoulder while I was looking at my phone, and my headphones were in, and she wanted to speak. The thing wrong. She tapped me on the shoulder while I was looking at my phone and my headphones were in and she wanted to speak. The thing is though, she was 72. She was very,

she was from El Salvador. She didn't speak any, very little English. Yeah. Very little English. And I, for some reason, decided that I told her

I spoke Spanish. What? Why? Well, I told her I spoke Spanish but a little Why? Well, I told her I spoke Spanish, but a little bit, and only took seven years. But she took this as... Only seven years.

Which is true. It's true. It's not a lie. She says... Can you speak Spanish at all? Yeah, sí. Estudia español por siete años. Estudia español por siete años.

Sí. Sí, está bien. Hola, soy Dora. Habla conmigo. Bien. Oh, my God. Estamos en el podcast. He just destroyed you

with one question. What are we doing? Anyway, so I was sitting there next to the... Being a pathological liar. And she decided that, and I told her that I didn't speak English or excuse me

I speak very good English. Oh hello. All right. So I told her I said I don't speak very good Spanish and she's like well you know

she thought I was joking because she proceeded for the next two hours of the flight to speak fluent Spanish. And I was too nice to say I don't speak very good Spanish

and you need to slow down. So I was sitting there smiling and nodding throughout the course of the flight as she showed me her life. She talked about her ex-husbands. She showed me her family. She talked about where she was going and what she was doing in Los Angeles

and how long her vacation was. And I was picking up like every seventh word of what she was saying. And I was nodding and smiling. And then I would switch to English and she would aggressively switch back to Spanish and it was just like

this whole thing and I'm thinking okay you know what I love how he says aggressively like this 72 year old woman is like no

no but she was definitely habla espanol yeah she was definitely like into speaking Spanish she was very sweet I want to make that very clear she was very sweet

so we go through the course of this conversation. So you told her, speak American, David. This is America. I was listening. I learned about her family, her ex-husband.

Yes. It was great. So she was also a nervous flyer. So I was like trying to comfort her in Spanish somehow. It was very difficult. And anyway, so this is, it gets worse.

Oh God. Yeah. So the language barrier was fine. I was about to part ways. And then I learned, oh, my God. She's like, I don't know where baggage claim is. I'm like, I'm an expert. I need to help you get to baggage claim.

And so she's lost. Bien. Vamos. Vamos aqui. So I get her bags and I carry her bags all the way to baggage claim. And on the way to baggage claim, I find out, number one, she doesn't know where baggage claim is. She doesn't know where her family is. And she doesn't know where to pick them up.

And she hasn't heard from them in like two days. Oh, my God. And I'm all of a sudden I'm in here on the plane after I speak no Spanish. She still thinks I speak Spanish. And I'm sitting here now in a dire situation. Because she is like completely like confused and I'm trying to help in Spanish and it's not working.

And I end up helping her with her bags. And then eventually she's like, I was like, okay, are they going to come get you? She's like, yes. I said, how do you know? She said, I spoke to them two days ago. I was like, do they have a cell phone? They said, no, only a landline.

I was like, okay, this is all in Spanish, but I don't know how we got through it. But then finally, I spoke to them two days ago. I was like, do they have a cell phone? They said, no, only a landline. I was like, okay, this is all in Spanish, but I don't know how we got through it. But then finally, I'm just like, okay. I get her bags and I'm like, and I look out to the sea of cars. And I'm like, oh my God. I just don't know what to do. I really don't know what to do.

And I'm like trying to be respectful because she's like clearly competent. I don't want to see her like- See, you laughed her. I asked her if she was okay and if she needed any additional assistance and she said see no she and you're like oh fuck i don't know what that means no and i said oh my god she's like so nice to meet you thank you for being so kind and i said mucho gusto you left her on the curb. And I left her at the airport. And it's crazy because there's reports of a missing woman. 72 years old.

I think I made the right decision. Here's why. I think a lot of times folks that are of older age, I worked in an elderly folks home. Wait, really? Oh, I'm trying to look at myself. I worked in a place where there were, and I think one of the biggest things

is you don't want to like make them seem like they're. You don't want to infantilize them. And they're not. She was a grown woman. She can fend for herself. Without a lick of English speaking ability. She spoke a better English than I'm giving her credit for.

She spoke like broken English. You're like, yeah, this is a good life English speaking ability. She spoke a better English than I'm giving her credit for. She spoke like broken English. You're like, yeah, this is a good life experience for her. This is a valuable life experience. Will thought I was wrong to leave her at the airport. I would have found an airport worker. No, but I thought that would be like too much. What?

If I made sure she was safe, that would have... No, no, no. She said she's going to figure it out. She said to just... The plan was to go wait for her family. On the curb at LAX. Yes. Which is so easy to find.

She's out there explaining to her grandchildren how some Minnesotan straight guy was macking it with her. No, I mean, she was divorced. She was widowed. Well, guys, the good news is she's with her family now. They're dead. mean, she was divorced. She was widowed. Well, guys, the good news is she's with her family now. They're dead. They're all dead.

They all died. But Will was giving a shit about this. But, yeah, you should have found someone to help. Why'd you engage so much

is my question. Oh, I gotta let George in. The door's open. By the way, who's coming to dinner? I'm coming. I feel like I'm coming now, but I've got to message my boyfriend. So six?

I have to message my boyfriend. For what? To see if he wants to come. Not going to come. Six? I think. Yeah, but I have to message my boyfriend. There's no shot he's coming.

Okay. Yeah, but I have to message my boyfriend. There's no shot he's coming. Take your shoes off, George. For what, he said. Yeah, I'll bring the katana out. Your shoes are worth more than you would. Are they? Yeah. Hello. Oh, perfect. Can you close the other screen too? are they hello oh perfect

can you close the other screen too man making them work already what first of all we didn't start the podcast without George we started the podcast I can hold it for you I have to hold the mic Austin is unfortunate.

Whoa, he's already fucking it up. Oh, my God. Do you need to switch me seats, Austin? No, it's totally fine. We don't trust Austin with the spare mic. No. I called it. Are you coming, George?

He has a stream. When's dinner? Right after this. I'll come. Okay, cool. A little Nobu. A little Nobu action. He has a fancy. I'll come. Okay, cool. A little nobu. A little nobu action. You guys are fancy.

I'm not super hungry, but... I am. Just ate before I go. Starving. I'll nibble. I'll nibble a little bit. Some nibble, some apps. Some appetizers.

I mean, that's all I do is like little small things, right? The Wagyu tacos. The sushi's good. I don't eat it. I like the crab. The tempura crab and and the ponzu sauce. Tempura. What?

Why did you say it? How are you supposed to say it? Tempura. What did you say? Tempura? Tempura. Tempura. Tempura.

I like the tempura crabs. Tempura. Crab rangoon. Crab rangoon. Big gas lit. Crab rangoon. Tempura. Crab rangoon might be my favorite food.

Really? I don't like it. What's your favorite cuisine? Favorite cuisine? Across the planet Jesus I hate to be a fucking weed But I think Japanese food Sushi

Ramen Sandos Katsu What do you think? What do I like? Yeah So good I agree actually

I think Japanese cuisine Is my favorite It's wild Japanese meats are the best I would agree with that Japanese too Japanese meats have ruined me I think I like Mexican food

Mexican food's up there too Very good Very good Good choice Hasan Turkish food? American baby American

American America has very good food. Yeah. I revealed something to you last night that you were surprised. What? I love German food. Yes. What is German food?

That's very basic. You should not admit that in public. German food's so good. I don't even think... Sauerkraut? Schnitzel, sauerkraut, spaetzle, brezels, all the whole fucking thing. I don't even think a German is having a food. You know what I mean? What? They don't think so either. Don't worry. Potatoes and meat German as having a food. You know what I mean?

What? They don't think so either. Like potatoes and meat. It's just like, you know what I mean? It's not very unique. It's literally practical. I feel like it's food for people who are like, I'm just trying to eat.

I just need to... It makes your guts all warm and toasty. Yeah, I don't know. I will tell you, German food is better than British food. That's true. British cuisine sucks. It's atrocious.

I think British food, I like the, well, to be fair, actually, maybe I don't like British food. I like the food in England. Yeah, that's entirely different than British food, though. British food is vile. Peas. Peas. Mushy peas, right?

Mushy peas. Jellied eels. Jellied eels. Cottage pies. Shepherd's pie. Shepherd's pie is good. Peas I like peas Mushy peas Right Mushy peas Jelly deals Jelly deals Cottage pies I like cottage pies Shepherds pie Shepherds pie You know the difference

Between the two Will Between what pie Shepherds pie and cottage pie No Shepherds pie is lamb meat Cottage pie is beef A lot of people Mistaken

Mischaracterize Shepherds pie as having beef It's actually cottage pie Well that makes sense Because shepherds have sheep Yeah I like a scotch egg That's That's Scottish right Shepherd's pie is having beef. It's actually cottage pie What about dippy eggs Boiled egg that's not fully boiled. Yeah, oh beans and Dippy eggs. Is that is that British? Yeah, it's dippy eggs is British, isn't it? I do love me some dippy eggs

Very nice. Very great. Have a little bit of toast on the side. You don't like yolk? I don't think so. I love yolk. How do you like your eggs? I don't like egg yolk.

I don't really like eggs. Okay, if you had to make your eggs, how would you like them? What the fuck? Okay. I usually get a fried egg, but I also like sunny side up. But I also like the one where you spin the water and you crack it into the water. Poached. It's like a poached egg. With a bit of vinegar.

That's Eggs Benedict is poached. No. It's very different, actually. No, no, no, no. Eggs Benedict has poached eggs. Yes. Eggs Benedict 100% is poached eggs. Poached soft.

And then hollandaise. And hollandaise sauce. And bacon. Good call. You're so bougie. I've never made any of these things. Because he was at brunch today. No, I didn't have, I had a salad at brunch. A chicken salad.

Chicken. On the side of Bloody Mary, Santa Fe. You had a chicken salad yesterday? What? You had a chicken salad today and yesterday? Did I have one with you? You said you had one in the club. Was that a joke?

That was today. He was at a club today. It's a bar or club. Wait, what time? Like a couple hours ago. I was late. They're at like two. He's messy.

Okay. I assumed it was not. But I'm here. I'm here. Well, I was about to give a close runner up to Indian food. Indian food absolutely. Very good. Garlic naan, cheese naan, regular naan, glob jaman.

You guys ever had Frankie's? Samosas. Frankie's Indian street food. Oh, man. They're very close to, I forgot what they're called. Where is that? It's what? Indian street food.

Frankie's Indian street food? Look up Frankie's. Google it. Is it in LA? No, it's not like, they're called Frankie's. It's Indian Google it. Is it in LA? No, it's not like a... They're called Frankie's. It's Indian street food. Bombay Frankie. Bombay burritos?

That's in Culver, but... No, that's not the place I'm talking about. No, he's saying the name of it is called Frankie's. When you say Indian street food, I think New York and like the last time i made the mistake like i have an iron constitution you know i ate a lot of street food in turkey growing up i eat raw meatballs it's like one of my favorite delicacies in turkey i had indian street food uh in new york and i will never make that mistake ever again

is it bad bro i was I was... You got sick. Really? I was pissing out of my ass, dude. You had... Oh, man. I was like... He's right about that Turkish food. I've told you guys, I got the sickest I've ever been

eating Turkish street food. Really? No, but I'm saying this was Indian street food that I had that was sick, that made me sick. Turkish food is fine for me. Well, I had Turkish street food in Turkey.

I don't think... Because you had one bad experience doesn't mean you should generalize. Well, I had Turkish food in Turkey. I don't think because you had one bad experience doesn't mean you should generalize. It's hard to go back though. You should try it. It was a life changing moment for me. The Indian street food that I had. Did you puke too? I think I did. Yes. Have you ever had food poisoning, George? Yeah.

Wow. It's just you get sick and then it's gone, right? Well, actually for a lot of people it lasts a long time, right? You can die from food poisoning. Every time I've had just, you just get sick and then it's gone, right? Well, actually, for a lot of people, it lasts a long time, right? You can die from food poisoning. Every time I've had it, I just throw up within, like, an hour or two of eating it, I think. Like, a few hours, and then that's it. There's this weird thing in the restaurant industry where they say that you can't get food poisoning until, like, 24 hours after. That's true. It's so wrong.

I had dinner one time. I remember so clearly the taste in my mouth. But it was like some fish thing my mom made. And I went to sleep. And I woke up throwing up. And I was like, I could have died from that, I guess. Yeah. I remember the taste in my nose and stuff.

Oh, my God. It was disgusting. You could have definitely suffocated and died. Then we would have never not. We never would have found George. It was a while ago. We would have never even met. Where did you find your name, by the way?

Dream came up with it, actually. Really? Yeah. Wow. And so what about, you've probably told this story a million times. Maybe once or twice. God damn it, it would have been perfect for that.

Yeah, you thought you were getting the scoop. I really did. I don't have to say it if you don't want to. No, I really don't. You thought nobody asked him how he got his name up until this moment? I thought we could have

clipped this. It would have been three million views. How George North found God is a name. Yeah. We were just thinking, actually, maybe I haven't said

what my other names were before that we had. Ooh, what are they? Drama. I can think of at least one. Undercock. Yeah. Undercock, 28. Yeah. Thundercock 28.

Yeah. That was a good one. No. So it was, we were just thinking of names and I wanted to have George in it because I didn't want people to call me something else

like sat-nap or something stupid, right? Yeah. Oh, I hate that name. Terrible name. I just wanted to be called George, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we were thinking of names

with essentially something George or George something And one And also George of the Jungle Yes That would have been a good one Brilliant

Yeah But unfortunately I didn't Copyright infringement Yeah I knew that Yeah you did That was why we didn't pick it But

I think at the beginning I wanted to do Sir George I love that And I wanted to do Sir George I love that and I wanted to have like the logo be like like a guy with like a monocle

and like a little squiggly mustache that's fun you know what I would've done what Jorge Diamonds George Diamonds bro does he give you

Jorge Diamonds is he giving Jorge Diamonds what is that that's such a great name no that sounds like a porn star name that's Spanish I was gonna say

that could be your porn name Jorge Diamonds Spanish for George. Hey, but White Diamonds. Oh, from Minecraft? Yeah. Oh, okay. White Diamonds because it sounds sexier.

White Diamonds sounds like a serious name. I think that George Not Found is great. Sir George would have been quite nice. Was it taken? So that was the reason, actually. I wanted it to be available on everything. And I checked like Twitter, Instagram, YouTube, whatever else.

And Sir George was, I think, not available on YouTube. Which was the most important one. We were one platform away from some guy that just was thinking, like he came up with some random name, didn't go anywhere. You might have been off. Did Sir George become anything on YouTube?

Let's look this piece of shit up. I hate him. This is what prevented us from having Sir George. You can always change it. I guess not. No, that's Sir George 123. Go to YouTube.com slash Sir George. Because that will be the one with the actual at.

It's not. It's available. You lied. It's available. They must have deleted their account. They must have deleted the account or something. Drama. You're about to kill me. Sorry. No videos.

No subscribers. 2012. Wow. I do, no subscribers. Corey Jones. 2012. Wow. I do love that he just kind of landed on this and just sat with it. We don't even know what's going on in his life. He just took that away from you. I'm actually kind of interested to know if I had been Sir George, would things be different?

Yes. Of course it would be. You think? You'd be received differently. Actually, yeah. There would be no DNF. What would it be? It makes me feel like...

I disagree with this. What Hassan's take. I don't think it matters what your name is. Really? Do you know what I was always... Funny that you said that. Why do you say that? No, no.

I think it matters what your name is. Yeah, okay. Depends on the context. My name on Twitch was almost extra filthy. Really? Because that's my league name, and I went to get it. Well, I mean, you can change it on Twitch anyway. It doesn't matter.

It's pretty easy to change. Yeah, but you would have stayed with extra filthy. You know Twitch lets you- People would call you filthy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Twitch lets you, even if you're a partner streamer- That would call you cutie. Do you know that?

What? Even if you're a partner streamer, Twitch will know that? Even if you're a partner streamer, Twitch will let you change your name every 60 days or something. Really? Yeah. You could still be Extra Filthy. I could be Extra Filthy. It's never too late to change.

The problem is that would kind of fuck everything up probably. Extra Filthy is such a good name though. People would take the extra off and they'd go Filthy. I like that though. They might call you Extra Filthy. Getting called Filthy is such a good nickname. Filthy. It depends. I like that, though. They might call you X drop or filthy. Getting called filthy is such a good nickname. Filthy. Like slime.

I love the name filthy. Some words are just great. You guys want to know what some of his other usernames are that are terrible? Yeah. What was it? Rapscallion? Dirty Rapscallion. Critical Hits.

Critical Strike. I like these. What else? That's such a fucking sweaty gamer name the violator oh that one would have been a problem okay so the violator was a name for a character in spawn oh okay well don't don't say okay just yet it's spawn do you did you have any other name ideas cuties um just blair i wish i would have gone with just freaking blair but then there's that weird republican lady who's blair white yeah why would you have gone with blair white blair she would have gone with blair

cinderella and it would yeah why would you go with white no i would have just rather have gone with blair but at the time if you like it's also My name is so goddamn stupid. Can I ask you a name question? Yeah. You're Cutie Cinderella. Uh-huh. Some people call you QT Cinderella, and it makes me angry. I like QT better than Cutie. I like Cutie Cinderella.

But it is Cutie Cinderella. It's the same thing, isn't it? It's because I'm a cutie pie. No. Yeah, it's because I'm a cutie pie. I've always called you Cutie Cinderella, not Cutie Cinderella. I've just called you Cutie. And it's also-

I'd rather be called just the letter Q the letter T you know what why I don't like cutie why because it reminds me of old timey people would say

keep it on the cutie what does that mean keep it quiet that's funny yeah I thought about changing my name to cutie and you're definitely not quiet Cinderella I'll tell you that

I thought about changing my name to cutie C I've never heard that expression before in my entire life. QDC? Yeah. That seems like an exclusive, like... No, that's like 40s era type radio jargon. Yeah, that's like something that only... That's like the last remaining whites-only golf club speech.

When Austin changed his name, I was trying to... I wanted to change my name. I was like, let's just make a freaking, let's just change names. You should change yours. He's sweating over here. I almost switched my name to this, Raj Patel. Oh, that's a cool name. Yeah, Ludwig was like.

I find it very offensive. Ludwig was like, don't change your name. You already have so much SEO. And so I didn't change my name. And now I have even more SEO so when I changed my name to Austin Show

God damn stupid name oh yeah people thought that Austin Show wasn't a good name for the longest time I thought it was a great name a lot of people I was the one who pushed you

to do it yeah do you have any other options I think it's The Austin Show I think it's yeah I remember The Austin Show so well

I think Austin Show is so good yeah I think it's fine I think it's Mr. Show The Austin Show show is so good. Yeah, I think it's fine. Mr. Show. The Austin show. Yeah, 100%. Yeah, I agree. The is just redundant. By the way, one thing we've never talked about on the podcast or live

is our love for I'm a Cutie Pie. We both love I'm a Cutie Pie. Riz. He says straight men don't have any Riz. George, I hope, well, George, Hassan, I hope you guys are the exception to this rule. I went out last night. You've seen my

situation. I went out last night with a group of beautiful women to a bunch of straight clubs. And what I saw when straight men approached these women was shocking. I literally saw men going,

can I, can I give a very controversial take? What? There is no such thing as risk. Whoa. Either a woman wants your attention or she doesn't. There's no magic combination of words to like get them to be into you. I think you can take someone who at face value,

just a picture. Someone's not interested in. And then the way they are, I disagree. I think you can really, I think you can take someone who at face value, just a picture, someone's not interested in, and then the way they are. I disagree. I think you can only, I think you can only turn people off. Really? I don't, this literally, I agree with 100%. I think that, that attraction at first works on a binary scale and then you can only work

down from that. Now, listen, now, listen, I'm not saying that there isn't some people that you see and there's a tipping point. Like you see someone and you're like, I'm not saying that there isn't some people that you see and there's a tipping point. Like you see someone and you're like, I'm unsure. Right. But there's never been anyone you see. And you're like, no,

then they like put together some magic string of words. And you're like, right. Wait a minute. Well, no, where are my panties? I think that does happen.

But what I think is if there's someone in there, like you're like, right. And then they can win you over cutie yeah it's only in the middle that's what i mean and also for the record a lot of maybe this is where will and i will uh diverge but i think a lot of men if if uh they knew how to groom themselves if they knew how to take care of their body if they went to the gym if they worked out sure if they gained a little bit more confidence as well as a consequence of all of that,

they could get to a one level with some work. This is my every guy's a seven theory. Every guy can be a seven theory. We're not talking about this. We're talking about Riz. Riz is Swipe. It's game. It has many names.

But I'm telling you, all that game, swipe, and riz is is being like baseline entertaining, baseline interesting, and not disgusting a woman so much that she turns away. But that's what I saw a lot of, was that like men would be sitting there with a drink.

Do you think those men had a chance in the beginning though? No. There you go. That's the point. No, no you go. That's the point. No, no. 100%. That's the point. Hey, the fucking man.

Cutie, I'd like your perspective on this because you were a single woman at one time. Yes. And you were probably in club culture. No. Okay. What? No, of course not.

What? Yes, I was. I was hoping that you would say yes. I was. No, no, but you are failing as a straight man. Okay, okay. Look, cutie. I went to frat parties.

Okay, so you've experienced pickup culture in streaming. Yeah, but no one ever hits on me. Fuck, okay. You've been hit on by weird people before. Not really. Okay. Yeah, I dated them. I know.

Listen, I'll give my take to young men out there. And I'm ugly. You're not ugly. The best riz that you can have're not ugly. The best riz that you can have in the world, the best riz you can have in the world

is treating women like normal. Yes. 100% correct. Do not try a pickup line. Do not try and treat them like they are

some mythical animal. Just go up and be polite, courteous, treat them like human beings and if they are into you have a normal fucking conversation it was very painful last night watching my girlfriend's dance and watch them see guys trying to like tap them on the shoulder while they're dancing and then them act like they don't see him and him continue to try to like yeah that's that shimmy that brother's

starving he's already and like cooked that is drunk and the they don't know what they're doing And him continue to try to like. Yeah. That's. That. Shimmy. That brother's starving. Around. He's already. And like. He's cooked. What if they're just drunk. And the. They don't know what they're doing. Are you.

Look. I just think. I'm going to side with Will here. And say. Just treat. Men or women. Just like normal human beings. And I.

I will. I agree with the fundamental things. Of what you said. Yes. If somebody doesn't like you. They're going to know. And you're going to know most of the time. What do you said. Yes. If somebody doesn't like you, they're going to know pretty quickly. And you're going to know most of the time. What do you think, George?

You disagree with this. Well, I think if someone in your mind is acceptable, they can become more than acceptable. I agree. I agree with George. I agree with that. But you already made the decision that they're acceptable. Yes.

Here's what I would say. I think, yeah. I'm going to be very frank about Riz. This is my full take. You already made the decision that they're acceptable. Here's what I would say. I'm going to be very frank about Riz. This is my full take. I think Riz, swipe, game, it's all very problematic because it creates a mindset in young men that they can win someone over through some magic combination of behaviors and language who does not want to engage with them.

And it also corresponds to another problematic concept called the friend zone theory, which is also not a real thing at all. And it also corresponds to another problematic concept called the friend zone theory, which is also not a real thing at all. And this shit do not happen. And one step further, anytime they see a creator in a creative situation hit on a woman, here, like let's say you're trapped on camera with me

and I'm like, what's up, bitch? Nice ass. And you have to be like, ha, ha, ha. It's like, yeah yeah she has to do that she's on fucking camera on a bunch of shows like that right it is entertainment it has nothing to do that they were sick nothing to do with real world interaction yeah and the idea of wl riz when it pertains to millionaires who women are on the shows of is such a misnomer it's so it's so wrong but i would agree with george too and say that you do have to have the baseline but after that you can get once

they're in just a little of the foots in the door they can what's the game what's the game is it is it dropping a pickup line is it doing something like some secret voodoo? No. It's treating them like a human being. Yes, but I'll take it one step further. From the other side of that, part of the problem is that people think that there is some sort of riz,

which is why they are animals at these clubs. But that's how clubs are in general. Is it just clubs? You want to know what the real riz is? The real riz is closing. It's not actual interest. It's like this. If I'm at the club,

Hassan's my attractive young woman, right? And I know he's into me because he's doing stuff like this, right? We have bodyguards, right? We're talking. This is where a lot of young men get stuck. He's so scurvy. All of a sudden,

they get the body heat and they're like, oh my God, I'm about to fuck and they panic and they're like, oh, my God. I'm about to fuck, and they panic, and they're like, I got to go. The Riz is this. Whoa. It's that last phase. That's pretty good.

Austin is looking at you. Dude, you looked at him with jealousy. It's like taking into yourself. I also didn't see it. Can I see it again? Well, the Riz is. No, we don't need to see it again. We have physical contact.

We're talking. We have something going on. It's that last phase of being like, you know what? What's the last phase? Okay, this is... It's the chin thing. Okay. Chin and eye contact.

Let me show you. Here's what I'm going to say. I think Riz, in the way that people try to define it or try to understand it, is not made in the nightclub when you're talking to a woman. It's actually made in the way that people try to define it or try to understand it is not made in the nightclub when you're talking to a woman. It's actually made in the kitchen. It's actually made in the fucking gym sessions. It's actually made in the improving yourself.

I thought he was going to... You're a bad person. No, you were a bad person. You're both misogynists. Oh, you guys went through a misogynistic direction. No, Riz is made in the sense that like who you are... It's hard work. At the very moment that you first interact with that person that you want to talk to, who you are, all of the experiences that led up to that moment is what Riz is.

That's just preparation. But that's what it is. That's the thing that actually matters is what I'm trying to say. The hard work that you put in every goddamn day. I've got a base take. All right, let's hear it. There's two forms of attraction,

at least. One is physical, one is emotional, right? Right. Now, Riz is what you can say to increase the emotional

attraction levels, okay? Now, you need both, mostly. Yeah, well, I'll ask you a question.

Okay. Would you want to fuck someone who's not physically attractive to you to me yeah who literally like during bed has to like be like

I'm so emotionally attracted to you I'm gonna let you fuck me I guess that would be weird it's sad it sucks the point is attraction is subjective too so like

there's no world in which you go oh I want to fuck this person that I consider to be unattractive. But I think emotion. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. What I'm saying is there's physical attraction, which is the first checkbox.

And the second checkbox is emotional attraction. Which enhances physical attraction. Which it can, yeah. But Riz boosts your emotional attraction. Makes it more likely to be checked. Yes. That's fair. I agree.

I had a boyfriend. Yeah, but the main barrier always is the physical. Sorry to cut you off. No, don't cut her off. It's fine. Sorry to cut you off. I had a boyfriend that I was not at all attracted to. Not even an ounce.

Okay, you're a unique one though. I get Stockholm Syndrome sometimes. But I was dating this guy. Well, because what happened was... What happened... Quick. Two seconds. What happened was this guy took my virginity and then he ghosted me and then his best friend swooped in to took your scarf little mended yeah mended broken wing girl and then i didn't know i had

like i didn't know what to do because he was just there so is this riz no but i'm saying i had no physical attraction to him whatsoever it's once again once again was it I'm sorry it was horrible did you sleep with him never never okay like once or twice and it was miserable oh you did sleep well yeah but cutie doesn't count she's a different I figured why don't I count yeah well there's someone out there trying to eliminate us from the podcast there's tons of people out there that accidentally end up dating somebody they shouldn't have dated. Yeah, all the time. That happens frequently.

Don't do that, is why I brought this up. Don't do that. Listen, Riz... Physical attraction is, I feel like, has to be number one. If I had to boil it down,

Riz is being charming. You can be charming without having an edge to it. You can also be charming to the same sex. You can also be charming to people that you aren't trying to fuck. Being charming is being engaged, listening, sparkling your eyes. Oh, hey, cutie. I don edge to it. You can also be charming to the same sex. You can also be charming to people that you aren't trying to fuck. Being charming is being engaged,

listening, sparkling your eyes. Oh, hey, cutie. What an amazing story. Also, not seeming desperate or needing something. True. Very critical.

I think you need to, the moment you appear very available and very eager is when you're starting to lose the game. You need to appear confident secure engage sparkle in your eye hey how are you this is a big list also do not seem very eager oh whatever happens happens relaxed and you can't just say that you have to act it okay you can't right right george you know how it is right you you got you've got you've got you know the game yeah which by the way we will be

talking about more behind the paywall because that about does it for the regular free part of the broadcast i would say yep i i agree but we we did really good why are you looking at yourself and the time you're trying to see what the time is no idea what don't worry about that your hair ladies and gentlemen boys girls m, thank you so much for watching yet another... George needs to shout out banter. George, thank you so much

for coming on. You were wonderful. What do you want to shout out? We can do a banter set and we can do a... Oh, fear and banter? Fear and banter. We wouldn't actually.

Well, we'll make it bigger. You can take tons. We can all have fun. We can have a wheel and we spin every five minutes. She's not coming because it's not here, is it? It's in North Carolina. Okay.

That is actually a great idea. The spinny wheel. Can we spin the wheel? And his cutie says she's going to fly and we're going to do a vacation. You know what we should do? We should do a live episode of Fear Hand. I'm down to do all of that. Can we get a set first and other shit?

I think this set's very nice. Dumb nails I like. Here's the bottle deck on that. I think this set's very nice. Marsh. Quit blaming women. Okay. Marsh is also a misogynist.

He's also a misogynist. We're going to get another. I have a late night show coming out. I'm so excited for that. Thank you. All right. We're going to re-vortex the origin and get focused real quick. Guys, thank you so much for joining us today.

Thank you to our guests. George, you need to go check out Banter. It is tremendous. Oh, it is. They're back from the dead. You will likely see us on it at some point soon. Or one of us. Or maybe just us on it.

I've been on Banter already. Well, I'm going to be on it. But back when it was good. Not in the real life scene, though. Not in the new banter. We need to have you in the chat. We need to do banter and fear where we're all there and then fear and banter where you're all here.

I like that. We did that with The Yard. Well, we're going to do it better. Wow. Ew. We don't talk about The Yard. Ew, you fucking schlag. You fucking schlag.

I can't believe you. What a great episode, though. Thank you guys so much. We're going to be doing more great episode in the paywall. Which you can go find at patreon.com slash fear and for $5 a month. Because you weren't here for the first half hour, right? Yeah, that's right. I would never say that.

A lot of people tuned out after the first half hour when I entered. Whatever. All right. Peace. So I was in West Hollywood. Weeho. And I was, there was like,

I heard just from a Mercedes. I heard, F slur. Like they yelled it. Wait, you don't want to say it? What? You put a Mercedes, right? No, I have a Porsche.

It was like, F slur. And I was like, Wait, what is it? What does it say again? I'm not going to say it. I can't say it. You know, Austin's never said the F slur. And I was like. Wait, what is it? What is it? Say it again. I can't say it. Austin's never said the F word. No.

Yes, he has. I've heard him say it. Like many times. Damn it, Hassan. I will refuse to say it. I've heard him say it off camera many times. Why won't you say it? He's lying to you.

And I was like, oh my God. And then I realized that I'm in West Hollywood. And it was just a car full of gay people. Yeah, 100%. Oh, that's so funny. They were just saying hi. I was like oh my god and then i realized that i'm in west hollywood and it was just a car full of gay people yeah 100 oh that's so funny yeah they were just saying i was like oh and then they were like and i was like oh hey yeah there's no way i said it back what did you say i said it right back i was like wait wait wait i i'm like they're like i'm confused what did you say exactly i'm not gonna tell you. Why not?