Fear& - GirlyPop Nation ft. Caroline Kwan, Samwitch & QTCinderella | Fear&

Episode Date: July 1, 2024

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Hey Spotify, this is Javi. My biggest passion is music, and it's not just sounds and instruments, it's more than that to me. It's a world full of harmonies with chillers. From streaming to shopping, it's on Prime. Welcome to today's segment of America Me Up. Do you watch this podcast? I don't. I'm sorry. sorry what's going on everybody we're back and this is finally going to be an actually funny episode because we got ladies ladies that love to make you laugh yeah that's what they call us this is the ladies episode ladies episode ladies one more time ladies this is the ladies episode let me tell you something okay first and foremost austin show not in the building

why doing gay stuff number two we got Speaking of ladies, we literally have... All the gals are here. Chaotic. Ladies who brunch. You guys can't see it right now, but there's a dog or a bus going on. Her dog here and Kaya is being...

Kaya's on her period. She's still a period girly because she has her period for like eight years, I feel like. Every time she has it. Okay, drama. that's so dramatic okay well okay why are you mad yes what do you not know their names because they're women yeah okay just lady one and lady one and lady two i just wanted to pass the buck to you because you know i, I let women thrive. This is going to be such a good episode because we're going to intentionally box you out. Okay. Can you like turn?

Yeah. Do you want to? Yeah. Yeah. Great. So we have lady one and lady two. Lady one is closest to me. Not because you're naturally lady two, but it's because she's closest.

If you sat here, you would also be. You are doing a phenomenal job introducing our guests today. We got Caroline Kwan in the building. my lord and we got sandwich hi that's right hi you guys do like a like a thing called the yarn i think right a thing called the yarn man this guy this guy's obsessed with me my god little lady thing you do your little lady talk yeah we decided today is the yarn featuring Hasan Piker. So thank you for being our first guest, actually. We don't even have a podcast.

You don't have a podcast, but when you guys get together, it's like drama. And then, you know. We do have drama. And all of our periods sync up at the same time. Sam, you got to deep throw the mic. Oh, let's go Caroline is a good Will replacement Because they're dating

And Sandwich is a good Will Or Austin replacement Because she's also dating Will So I figured that's nice And you're Going to be engaged to Will Oh congrats Will proposed to me.

If you didn't know this. I thought Marsh proposed to you. Marsh did too. Wait, Marsh proposed to you? Yeah, Marsh proposed to me in a dream. In a dream. Stop it. What's going on in our dreams? Kind of scandalous, huh? You guys had your dream where I had a dream about Kitty once too. Can we talk about the dream where Ludwig

punched you? Because Will proposed to me. Will, I don't remember if it was a proposal, if it was just a ring. Yeah. But Ludwig punched me, and then when Cutie told him about it on late night, he said that I'm an easy fight. Oh. I've been going to the gym, though, so.

He's gone twice. I don't think you're an easy fight. Thank you so much. Like, you worked in the nightclub space for far too long. You saw that shit? I think people think you're an easy fight, but you are not. Thank you very much.

No, you would kick me. I would not. She's held her own in many contests, in many feats of strength. And also, you were pretty cracked on the dodgeball thing. I hated the dodgeball thing you're fine yeah same with y'all the other hand not so great no slime used me as a human shield though at one point that was like my most we don't do we don't do politics on the podcast i give myself well and yeah sorry throwing dodgeballs

yeah so i like couldn't do it i was you have the greatest dramatic moment though when you fell on your knees like apocalypse now? Yeah. And just took everything. But I watched it back and all I could focus on was my cankles. You ever do that? Focus on your cankles? Gnarly cankles. Don't look. Okay.

They're thick. Not really. And I have these weird like ringworm looking things but it's not ringworm. What's up with your feet? I have varicose veins. You got some real gnarly piggies, dude. If I were to say I have bad breath in the morning. You really do. Cutie's feet are fucking crazy.

God damn it. I can't do any movie references. She said, I was like, oh, I have varicose veins. And she was like, sometimes I have bad breath in the morning. I was like, no one is going to know what that's from. They're going to actually think. Mean girls. Thank you. Well, I'm excited to talk with a bunch of ladies. I've watched

a new Netflix documentary and I'm sucked in. What is it? The Dallas cheerleaders making the team. Oh, yes, you were talking about this. You haven't? None of you? Okay, so it's been a show. I don't watch things involving women. I have the

reverse Bechdel test. So your porn is just porn is just straight up. I only watch gay porn. You should be sitting here maybe. I only watch gay porn because that's how much of a hater I am for women. I'm like whatever.

I'll just imagine it's a woman. That's what I do. Gay porn is hot. Happy Pride everybody. It's the last day isn't porn is hot. Okay. Happy Pride, everybody. Happy Pride. It's the last day, isn't it? Is it the last day? Should we watch some gay porn? No. On the Patreon. Behind the paywall. We're going to watch gay porn.

Oh, and we should voice it over. That'll be fun. That is actually a brilliant idea. I used to do that in high school. That's a shockingly funny idea coming from you. A shockingly funny idea? Wow. This podcast, man.

I see it all now. Oh, yeah. No, this is how it is. No, it's because it's a running joke. Okay, listen. Cutie doesn't bring her A game here. She brings her A game with Maya. We're not Maya.

So, you know. It's crazy. You want to know the difference? We are Maya Higa. We all together. Just wait with this yarn shit okay wait till you see what her true colors are like when she like you know when you guys actually launch your podcast okay and it's not just like he's trying to split women we're like

five minutes in he's pitting women against women before it happens every night we do the yarn right wait tell us about the Dallas cheerleaders. She's just like Austin. I grabbed her leg on accident. Is that what Austin does? Does he grab you? No. Yeah. I don't know why I said no. Aren't I in Austin's chair? Sometimes I lie for attention, so I said no.

Okay, tell us about the Dallas cheerleaders. They've had this show forever. Also, Jerry Jones is the owner of the Dallas Cowboys, right? Old decrepit man and all of his children. Basically a Klansman. Oh, wow. Didn't know that.

No, Jerry Jones. I think Jerry Jones. Marsh, can you look this up? Jerry Jones, I believe, was like literally a part of the segregation, like keep school segregated efforts. Look up Jerry Jones segregation. How old is he he's old as hell oh my god i didn't know yeah they're even worse like i mean they're worse than the nba nba team owners hey there's a there's a photo hey a curious kid

oh my god i didn't know this he was just curious. He's just asking questions. Yeah, he's like, what's up with these? Yeah, he was curious about why black people are allowed in white schools. That's what he was curious about. Oh, he was there. Oh my God. That's crazy. Yeah.

Oh, boy. Or do you think he was thinking, you know, I can get these guys to play football? Probably he was just saying the... He was recruiting. I think he was just spamming the N-word in his mind. He's the same age as our president, Joseph Biden. He looks racist for sure. Well, Joseph Robinette Biden also famously once said,

you know, we can't turn our schools into a racial jungle. And he was also anti-bussing. Yeah, he also said... He didn't want to buss black kids. Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop. That was also Joe Biden. Oh, that's crazy. He said super predators.

He called black kids super predators in the 90s. He was part of the crime. I mean, he was one of the architects of the crime bill. Really reactionary stuff. We don't do politics on this podcast. I like that you keep saying that. I feel like we do do that. We just don't.

I like to just throw a couple. You bring up little tidbits. I want Michelle Obama to be president. Oh, my God. that why are you mad because she's a woman yes i think she would do great stuff all the kids would be not hungry she'd give them all lunches but it'd be like two carrots yeah this is sick yeah her lunch program was like people hated that really yeah yeah it was not great like that was like one of the flubs. Yes, I wasn't paying attention. Bye bye. My fault. Okay, Jerry Jones. Get back

to the Dallas Cowboys. Jerry Jones is he employs all of his children. Right? So he's like, hey, I own the Cowboys. You're a president. You're the vice president. You're the chief head operating whatever. And this woman named Charlotte Jones, his daughter, she is the vice president of

something and she's a for lack of a better word i know but excuse me we literally got we got demonetized i know but we got demonetized last episode it's a body part so yeah yeah yeah so it's just health education natural educational um so essentially if you don't know cheerleaders don't get paid like how much do you think a cheerleader gets paid well like i said they don't make sure i'm gonna go with like a million well now i feel like if i say an answer i'm gonna sound i'm like what's not shit. I'm going to tell you right now. $45,000 a year. $22,000 a year. $46,000.

$22,000. What? $22,000 a year? That's so much worse than $45,000. Less than minimum wage. $45,000 is pretty bad. But that's like. $150 bucks per game?

Yeah. So I guess apparently the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders, they can get upwards of or at most 500 a game. But still, the big bucks that doesn't include any of your practices, which they have to practice like nearly every single night, like together. All of them work like, well, not all of them, but most of them work full time jobs. And then they go to cheerleading practice and cheer at the games. It's like a paid hobby. It's a sorority. Like, it really is. Like, it's a sorority like it really is like it's crazy why what this is like cheerleading is also like rigorous a lot of people

don't understand but like um yeah sure you can get a scholarship potentially i think some schools offer that but like you have to train from a very early age similar to like you know maybe not to the same intensity level it was like a like a professional football player of course but like you have to train a lot that's not like a little bit of training you get cte i think 22 000 is too much money oh okay okay yeah i feel like the time the time they should yeah they should be paying to do it what an honor yeah make him grind harder that's pretty much what they say like so this i'm not kidding so this netflix so meant to be the owner of a football team you are so this used to be on like country music television the show like so that you know but now um essentially they got a tv show as a way to

make more money because the cheerleaders don't make the team money yeah you know famously another group of people that make a lot of money reality tv stars yeah well so you would think that like a reality deal but of course none of that money trickles down no i was being sarcastic yeah no they also famously get hyper exploited for theited for the amount of money they make. You're telling me trickle-down economics doesn't work? I don't even know what that means. We don't do politics here. Okay, go on.

And so they get a Netflix deal. So they move from country music television over to Netflix. Another company that's notoriously very good at paying their employees. Go on, sorry. But the thing is, they think this this is going to be this great marketing thing right like here's our tv show but the issue is the netflix demographic is very different than the country music television demographic and now all of us woke motherfuckers are watching it and holy shit is it abusive. It is crazy. So they can only have 36

girls on the squad and and you go to they narrow it down to 45 before you go to a month training camp where you have to go show up every single day do these rigorous workouts do all this stuff. They measure you for your uniform. They do all this stuff.

A girl a few girls got cut five days before the first game. Oh, my God. Why is this? Because they have to get to 36. No, they didn't get too fat. So there's two girls. You mentioned measurements. Well, there's two girls.

And so they bring Charlotte in because the coaches, Kelly and Judy, they can't figure out who to keep. Right. So they call Charlotte Jones and they're talking. And there's this one girl. Her name is Ari. She's cute as a bug, and she's really good, and she's short. So she'd be tossed? No, because you don't do flyers in NFL cheerleading.

The hell? There's no throwing. There's just dancing. Maybe they'd get paid more. I think we could do that. Yeah, I thought that was the whole point. I thought cheerleading, you get tossed. They throw you around and stuff.

Not in the NFL. Really? Okay. Yeah, I think because lawsuits and shit. How are they going to hire a lawyer? An institution famous about protecting their employees' health and safety. You're right. So it's five days before the first game.

And so they call Charlotte. They're like, yo, we need your help because we can't decide. So we just need an extra eye. You know, they show up and she's like, that girl's too short. It looks like she's always running to keep up. And they're like, we can't just like cut a girl because she's too short. And she's like, yeah, you can. It's easy.

You have 36 spots and 38 girls. Just tell her that. She's a girl boss. No, she's evil. You're a villain. Look, sometimes hard decisions have to be made. You should start a cheerleading squad.

This is my chance to just totally unveil my new persona. This is who I am now. She's gearing up. What is happening? My Apple Watch is trying to show my credit card. That's sick.

It's like, oh, the number is so big. My phone is shorting out. My credit card number. It is a big number, yes. We don't know how these things work. I don't have one of those. Caroline's gearing up for a Trump re-election. She's doing a right number, yes. We don't know how these things work. I don't have one of those. Yeah, no. Caroline's gearing up for a Trump re-election.

She's doing a right-wing pivot. Caroline. I told her she should be. That's right. Yeah. I told her she should be president. Oh, my God. You could be the anti-China.

Yes. Hello. Oh, that is such a good avenue. Yes. Yeah. It's like China's coming. You don't have to do that voice. China's coming. China's coming china's coming no no no no you can't you you can't you got to do the classic like conservative woman voice

anyway sorry go ahead go ahead we're talking about politics sam is five eight ari that has shown up every day for practice okay every day hours in 100 degree weather short i think she's five six i just said five eight to be funny i guess i don't know i'm silly you're quirky and so so you've shown up 30 days in a row practiced every day you've learned the dumb ass apparently they're okay wait a second um what are the dallas cowboy cheerleaders famous for boobs not ass their thunderstruck dance oh can we see some of it that was on the tip of my tongue yeah marsh will you pull up the Thunderstruck dance. A classic. I'm imagining it right now.

Yeah. So Judy and Kelly are talking about this Thunderstruck dance. It is the national anthem. Everyone in the world knows it. Bitch, no, we don't. I've never heard of it. None of us know it. All I can think of is Thunderstruck. That's a song.

Hold on. I think the country music television fans probably do know it. Oh, that's loud. They probably do know it and probably know it by heart. No, not their boobs. Okay. Yeah, I forgot. You can know them.

A lot of the cheerleaders actually don't. They're not like super stacked up or anything. They're like, they have to be super fit. Well, they have to be. They can't be top heavy. They don't throw them. Yeah, okay. You've got to go back because it's when they enter the

they come through the tunnel. Here they go. This is Thunderstruck. You can play the sound a little bit. It's not blow out our eardrums. Okay, we're getting you on. Thunderstruck. That's it? Yeah, so Ari

couldn't keep up with the lines. It looked like she was running. Double timing? Okay, now you're making. It did not, for the record. It did not. Oh, okay. And then they do this.

I was going to say. They go. Wow. That's something. Yeah. But at the end, it's most famous for they get in a kick line. Kick, kick, kick. And then they jump at the same time and land in the splits.

Oh, my. Oh, that's sick. I love that. Well, apparently your body is not supposed to do that. No. And you're being homophobic. Every single one, like every single retired cheerleader. Number one, you can't go more than five years.

You have to retire after five years. Wait, why? You just have to. Wait. Because you can only do this for so many years. No, they just don't allow you to. Apparently, there's some people that it might be changing, but that's been the rule. You have to retire after five years.

Is it because they're like, oh, you're old now? What if they did that with streaming? I would have to retire. What would we do? Over my dead body. Should we start a farm? You two would both be gone. Absolutely not. I'm growing zucchini right now. Guys, there a farm? You two would both be gone. Absolutely not.

I'm growing zucchini right now. Guys, there's a... Zucchini's so good. Let me tell you something, okay? Right now, we're in the pocket of me talking about politics. Normally, I'd be on stream. And that is precisely the reason why I'm sitting here white-knuckling through this process without bringing up politics.

He's stimming. Do you want to give us one politics fact? Yeah, you need to do it. We'll do it. We will definitely talk about the debate, obviously, because I want to hear the normie perspective. That'll be good for me. Did you see it at all?

We want to break down the policies. Do you? No, we're not going to talk about policies at all. That's what we'll be doing. I'm a single issue voter. I know what that means. You just said that. What does that mean?

You're just saying that. What's your single issue? Well, I think that. Wait, hold on. You got this. What is a single issue voter? Don't. Let me explain.

Fuck. How did we get here? I think that Joseph Smith Biden and Donald. Mormon. Yeah, he's Mormon. Donaldson Trump. It's canon. I believe, if you guys don't know this,

Joey Chestnut recently got banned from the 4th of July Nathan For You Eating Hot Dog Contest. Nathan For You? Nathan For You is throwing it? You're slightly changing. Every time. Nathan Fielder's Hot Dog Eating Competition?

Nathan Fielder's Hot Dog Eating Competition. That's an American tradition. Joey Chestnut got banned. I know who that is. Because he took an impossible hot dog sponsorship. So he took a non-beef. What was it again? Impossible hot dog.

I think I understand now. So it's not real meat, right? He took that sponsorship. They said, get the fuck out of the Nathan for you hot dog competition. So my single issue, I believe that Donaldson Trump, Joseph Smith Biden need to show up. They need to compete. And the winner is who I vote for. That's my single issue.

I have like a. OK, so here's what we do. We put them through the puzzle section in the highlights magazine. Oh, we have them set up a router and then we have them get phones and create a group chat and whoever wins gets president okay to be fair setting up a router is not this don't you can't be president can't what do you think well i'm not 35 so yeah you're right i'm young what do i think yeah i think we need to go older see how old we can go. I want to push the boundaries of age. Jimmy Carter needs to be rolled back in.

Yes. Would you ever run for president? Absolutely not. A attitude. No, I would never do. I think he hates America. I yes. But also, I think that like being a politician is the absolute worst thing on the planet.

He thinks it's cringe. I do. I think it's lame and I think it's cringe. I would much rather be a political commentator, help with labor organizing, things of that nature, than actually run for office because I feel like that is the easiest

way to absolutely eviscerate whatever moral standing you have. I'll be president. Okay, who's your vice between me and Sam, though? Wait. We're going to get back to your stupid politics. It's Maya, by the way. That's why you guys need to learn this lesson. Eventually you will.

Who's your vice president? What are you all worried about? She was asking you. No, I was asking you. Oh, I'm president. I forgot. Because you're president. I was asking you. No, I was asking you. Oh, I'm president. I forgot. Because you're president. I'm just like Biden.

It could be all three of us. Could it, though? No. It's Maya Higa. Thank you for asking. Maybe Treasury. I want to embezzle. You can be Judge Judy.

You can be like transportation or something. Like the Uber? If I was president, I would switch out Judge Judy. She's been Judge Judy for too long. Does she even still have a show? Yeah. That's crazy. That's my move as president. And no more news flyers in the mail.

Stupid. Okay, so no more spam mail and you switch out Judge Judy. The spam mail one is actually pretty good policy. That's like kitchen table shit too. I know I'm not your vice president, but I would like to put forth a policy, which is to get rid of canned cranberry. No, we love it on Thanksgiving.

Some people, not me personally, but my Americans like it. I'm running against you. Good luck. Great. I also think that everyone should get a refund for any stupid cable we bought, and we should all have the same cables. And we should all save the ocean. You want to universalize the chargers? Yeah, it pisses me off.

That is actually really you are. I'm not even joking. I could say what you are describing is unironically very sound policy. I'm not even kidding about this. And it actually has been implemented in the European Union and is most likely going to be implemented in america because we always follow the eu's shit wait until you hear what i think about guns what do you more of them more easier every baby you get assigned a serial number upon birth oh my god and it matches your social every baby gets their first glock this way you're gonna say. This way, we fight against abortion.

Babies, if they are about to be aborted, they can use the gun against the doctor. Oh, so the doctor 1v1 whoever wins. As soon as you are, as soon as the soul enters your body, which is a pawn, it comes with the sperm just so you know. So they

enter your soul. And then you gotta shove a gun up there for the baby so i have to put a gun in my cooter to get an abortion yeah wow because your baby has to have its own fight it's illegal you can't even think about getting an abortion in my america don't think about it don't think about it you're thinking about it right now i'm afraid of i'm bring up something else i'm gonna have to're sticking guns up our pussies? Yes. Okay. Deal. This is good.

This is my America. I wasn't catching with everything. Keep up, guys. This is good. I know. I'm slow today. I am now officially your policy advisor. I'm giving you heaters right now.

Oh, and? Mm-hmm. Keep going. Keep cooking. We're bringing back Game of Thrones, and we're redoing it. Are we redoing? Yeah. Okay.

We're starting over. I'm back. I am president, but I redoing it. Are we redoing it? Yeah. Okay. We're like starting over. I'm back. But I am president, but I also get to be Daenerys Targaryen. I want to be both. Call me crazy. Okay. I want to do both. Okay, that might not go so well.

Wait. You don't want to be Daenerys. He wants to be the director. Now we're going to redo season eight. We're going to redo it. Yeah, I'm not going to get like. So everything is the same, but you're just Emilia Clarke. Yeah.

Okay. So what do we do with Emilia Clarke? Don't. Guns? No. No. She's got great eyebrows. No, I don't know.

I don't know. That might not go over well. I have terrible eyebrows. Okay, policy. I'm afraid I'm going to have to stop you on that one. Okay. Well, my hand says I can't. Yeah.

Wait, what was it? My hand. Wait, he's your hand? Yeah. He's my financial advisor. Oh, he needs the little, like, pin. Why do I feel like we're kind of getting screwed in this whole situation? Women are dumber.

What is going on? How can you be smarter when your brain is smaller? You can't argue with facts. These are really, really good campaign promises and also really good messages. You're just being a yes man because she picked you. He said no about the Amelia Clark thing.

I do draw lines. Cotton candy Fridays. I have hard lines. That's where I draw the line. That is terrible. Fair. People like cotton candy. If your household opts out, you get to give it to the raccoons. Everyone loves watching raccoons eat cotton candy.

Unless they put it in the water and they. Everyone loves it. No, she's right with that one. Because they wash their hands. They wash their food before. Oh, it's so cute. You guys have seen raccoons eat cotton candy. Marsh, pull it up.

Yeah. Think about that every. Think about that every Friday. Why are you talking about this like it's a thing that. It's pull it up. Yeah. Think about that every... Think about that every Friday. Why are you talking about this like it's a thing that... It's second to the rat bathing itself. Oh, yeah. Look at him.

Oh, he's just a baby. It's sad. It's heartbreaking, but adorable. Like, Japan has incredible raccoon technology. We need to steal it. Oh, I love him. They have technology? Let's see.

Look. Look at that. There's a Japanese raccoon. Oh, I gotta watch it. that. Is it Japanese record? Yummy. Oh, I got to watch it. Where'd it go? Where'd it go? Oh, no. He's still looking for it to this day.

What could he... Nani? Nani? You get that every Friday. And then they shot him right after this. Yeah, we will not be doing that. Unless they're bad records. This is like a year late, but I just, well, not a year late.

I just learned about the contestant. What's that? What is that? The guy, it was like the Truman Show. The Japanese Truman Show. Oh my God, did you watch the documentary? No, but I've been wanting to. I'm late. First of all, you're not a year late.

I'm like 30 years late. Multiple decades late. But they just made a documentary about it. There was a guy who... It was a coupon show that you were talking about, right? I love coupons. It's mega couponing, but bad. Okay, let me ask you a question.

Would you stay in a room, just this solitary room, in an undisclosed location for, what was it? 15 months. 15 months, and you had to reach a certain amount of money of clipping coupons and applying to get items. Yeah, you had to, like, apply for items, and then you had to win X amount of money to get out. No.

Does that interest you? No. It's interest you? No. It's okay. Cause I, I don't think so. What are they saying? They're talking about the details of the show in Japan. They have a lot of wacky shows.

One of the wackiest of all was basically torture. This guy was naked. I believe in the beginning. Yeah. In this. Cause he starts with nothing. Yeah. He starts with nothing., I believe, in the beginning. Yeah. Because he starts with nothing. Yeah, he starts with nothing. He's, like, stuck in this apartment where he basically has to clip coupons

until he can, like, win things that will improve his quality of life, including, like, a television and even a PlayStation at a certain point. That was, like, a real game-changer for him. And this is... It's basically just televised torture and the guy got like really messed up but he did it again i think well they took him out so

they they he won and then they were like we're taking you to uh like south korea to like a um a park and then amusement park yeah and then he's like yay and then they're like actually because the show had so it was like 15 million people it was like being broadcast to do it was live and he had an eggplant over his dangling parsifal so then they took him to a park and then they were like actually we're keeping you in south korea now so you have to win more money and so then they didn't tell him no they just made him and then he won more money and then they were like actually just kidding you have to win more money to get a plane flight back to j. And so they did it again, and then what they did is they had to transport him.

He didn't know that he was being televised live, and so when he won, they ended up taking him to a box on stage and then the walls came down. He was butt naked in front of a whole audience. Yeah.

And they were like, he won! And the entire time, he was butt naked in front of a whole audience. And they were like, you won! 15 months of not seeing anybody. And the entire time, he was challenged to enter these mail-in sweepstakes until he won 1 million yen, which is about $8,000 in total. He started with nothing, including no clothes, and was cut off from outside communication and broadcasting, and had nothing to keep him company

except the magazines he combed through for sweepstakes entry forms. During the show, his diaries on his experience of being locked away from the outside world became a bestseller in Japan, and the TV show broke all records with 17 million viewers each Sunday night. Holy shit. The problem is, it was banger television in Japan, but everyone else looked at it and were like, this is torture.

Pretty fucked up. They were feeding him crackers, basically, and he had to win food oh girl dinner yeah and so he won rice at one point but they didn't have any way to cook it so he had to just like make food basically with like water um but he's incredible though because after the show and he's dealing with the psychological you know effects he he was a legend like people loved him and then he ended up climbing mount everest i didn't hear about that part there was like a horror terrible um was a tsunami or an earthquake that hit his town and decimated it and he decided to like just rally morale. He used his fame to like. He used his fame and he climbed Mount Everest.

That's crazy. I didn't hear that. On behalf of his town. He spent 335 days to reach the target and he set the Guinness World Record for the longest time, survived on competition winnings. He lived in front of the camera as we already mentioned.

Holy. Yeah, I haven't watched the watched the document came out like last year okay well he only got ladies underwear he never won clothing he could wear only ladies underwear that was too small for him to use that's sad no toilet paper yeah nor did he ever win anything to trim his growing facial hair and fingernails hamatsu also won other prizes he was unable to use, like movie tickets and a bicycle. However, he soon adapted the latter into a stationary bike. When Hamatsu won a television set, he was unable to use it at first, as there was no cable or antenna hookup in the apartment.

Intentional by the producers, out of fear he would discover he was already on TV, Hamatsu would then win a PlayStation game, a copy of the train simulator, titled Densha de Go, alongside the controller he needed to play with the game oh like a classic game he played it for yeah i would yeah so you love coupons i love coupons that's how this all started yeah well the thing about when he went to south korea is he also they gave him a book

that was a translator book because not only did he have to do the couponing, he couldn't read the language. Oh my god. That's evil. I can't even read English. Yeah, I would do it if I could stream. What does that say right there? I would do it if I could stream. You would do it for stream?

You would do it for stream. Then just do it forehead. What are you talking about? You should do it. Okay, I decided I'm not doing it. Okay, that's what I fucking thought. That's crazy. So much work. There's like,

because people always ask me like, oh, why won't you do a marathon stream? Why won't you do a marathon stream? And it's like, because I live marathon streams every day. I do it every day. The only part, yeah, the only part you don't see

of my life basically is when i'm sleeping uh and sleep on stream change it yeah slumber party stream the problem with that is like i also have you know i have i have a daughter i have kaya and i also work out and stuff so like making sure with you that's the problem. I don't want to reveal my location. He doesn't want to reveal his workouts. Remember when Megan Fox was like, I've got some surgery. I don't want to tell anybody. Same thing. I can't tell you guys my secret

workouts is a secret. It's really... Really... It's a secret. She's 5'6". She's been going to training camp. We're back. We're back.

We're back. Every day for 30 days. And you, Caroline, are Charlotte Jones. And you need to cut her for no good reason. Do you want me to practice? Literally no good reason. Get out, bitch. Can I have a gun?

That's it. Do we get guns in this world? Are you president? Yeah. I'm president. So you have your lifelong gun. I feel like I should have the gun. It's Texas. Of course you have a gun. Where's my gun? You don't have one right now. We only have one gun.

My gun is the billions of dollars that I have. Yeah. So you call her into the office. I have $22,000. Five days before the big game. She's already tried on the fucking outfit. I look hot. She looks good. She's already, the boots have been sized for her.

Okay. The famous boots. The boots. Hi. What's your name again? Wine. You're Ari. Ari.

Ari. Thank you so much for everything that you've done, but it's just not going to work out. So. Anything up with me? No, I'm cutting you from the team. Okay. Line. I'm sad.

I'm sad. Yeah. Well. No, they always hit them with, they always hit them with, just give me one more day. I can prove myself. I can do a backflip you can toss me i'm tiny yeah you need to grow like four inches okay as a 22 year old as a 22 year old so if you can do that in i don't know like the next five minutes here i'll reconsider but otherwise

you have to go you're too nice i think you to be. There's no height requirement on the. So she just decided. Yeah. She just decided she was too short. All of a sudden. Oh. Yeah. Okay.

I hate you. Oh, okay. There you go. Okay. So. You're a short little bitch. Yeah. You smell bad.

Yeah. Wow. That's mean. No, that's you saying it to me. That's all of these girls. Oh, wow. They get. They have to pay for their own hotel.

So they don't live in Texas, a lot of these girls. How do they have jobs to pay for things? They come from rich families. They just have to. There's no doubt about it. I hope that you have a good return trip to Ohio. Wherever you're from. I don't know.

You look like you're from one of those places. I don't know. But yeah, she got cut. Okay. And then this 25-year-old, she got cut. Okay. And then this 25 year old, it's her. She just retired. So she did her five years on. Yeah.

25 year old. So you're, I don't remember. How tall is she? Caroline. I think her name is actually Caroline. Oh, okay. So you're Caroline. You just retired.

It's been five years. Five, eight Caroline. Wasn't me. And she's old. Wasn't you. So she's retired. I love being five'8 yeah um has to have hip replacement surgery at 25 i hate that i have to have hip replacement surgery at the age of 25

from the jumping and whatever isn't that crazy yeah even though i do have a passion it's called doing the splits right hip replacement surgery at 25 yeah is crazy yeah and they talk to all these retired cheerleaders from the dallas cowboys and they're just like every single one is like yeah i've had 12 orthopedic surgeries and like crazy in like their 30s and then do they get health insurance with the stupid one i thought you would like it because all these people on Reddit are like the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders need to unionize. Yeah. No, they need a gun. Hassan, you should lead the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders.

Well, I am 5'8 and I did need to get hip replacement surgery at the age of 25. So I will be. Yes, I'm going to be the hero they need. I saw them marching. Give them guns. I'm going to be salting for the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders. But there's this one girl on the show. Her name is Reese.

She is gorgeous. So gorgeous. And there's a bunch of this is sad. There's a bunch of conversation because she's engaged. She's a Jesus girl. She's like, when you see me performing, I hope you actually see Jesus. I hope they see Jesus. Yeah. Okay. Can we just pause that for a second i need it i need to ask a question about this uh-huh like isn't that fucking like obviously it's crazy it's obviously crazy but

it's also kind of narcissistic it's like really like this being that is basically like the personification of god the son of god you want people to look at you performing and go oh that's the son of god i feel like that's well i actually think it's incredibly like who the hell do you think you are sister sister who the hell do you think you are you're not performing you're not her you are you are the daughter of your charlotte jones jones mr jones no one's i can be Reese. But yeah, she. So she'll go in these interviews. She'll be like, I love Jesus.

I want to see you. And then as soon as she dances, she's like a. She's like a sex kitten. Yeah. Crazy. And then she introduces her fiance. Now they're married. She's like, this is Will.

We met in. Yeah. We met in. Wait, Will and Caroline? Will has another fiance? We met in college. And all the conversation is about, this is so mean, how unattractive he is in comparison to her. There's like tons of threads on Reddit about it. It's crazy.

I've always wondered the mind of someone, the mind of a woman who goes on reddit voluntarily i've always been amazed by because i always assume that it's just for like men and incels in general oh and now i know you have to be like you have to be the most brain broken well i got curious because there's a sweet girl on the show named victoria and she's like always so lonely and no one ever hangs out with her and i was like what the heck and so i i went to the making the team reddit because i was trying to be like does anyone else feel bad for victoria posted in the reddit i didn't i didn't post i was just seeing it but then all of these threads were about will and reese and if look marsh look it up we gotta see reese reese dallas cowboy cheerleaders and will and it'll show you it's so mean this is

what why why do you get this invested in yo get invested in productive wow god forbid women have hobbies hasan yeah no literally this should not be the hobby oh there should be other hobbies yeah they're right there and he's okay they're right oh i'm kidding she's just like sweet. They're the sweetest little couple. But I'm not kidding. Like she looks Jesus-y there.

And then look at the one of her dancing. Look at that pose. He hangs down. With her head back like up, up, up. Oh, right there on the floor too. Maybe she thinks she's wild. Maybe he's also emulating Jesus. And so that's why she's.

She is my favorite Dallas Cowboy cheerleader. I love her. God, look at her throwing it back. Anyway, that was my week. What did you guys do? Wow. That's incredible. I love that.

What did you want to talk about with the debate? I do actually want to talk about the debate because we're back. People care about politics for a brief moment. So, you know, I just want to have that brief moment again where people do care about politics for a second. You tweeted about the fucking debates. You watched it. Don't even act like you didn't. I didn't watch it. I saw the highlights.

So you just what? You just tweeted randomly about the debates? What are we doing here? Just so you can fucking farm impressions? What are we doing here? Just so you can farm impressions. What are we doing? Go ahead. Give us your take. I didn't watch it. I can't give you my take. Okay, but what about the highlights?

The highlights? I saw a side to side of the debate in 2020 versus the debate now and it was just them they just insulted each other yeah wasn't it insane when they started making out that was my favorite

it was cool I thought that it was like nice that they did that for pride month yeah you clear what about you cutie I didn't Yeah, you clear. Okay. What about you, cutie? I didn't watch it. I was working late because I'm a streamer. Working late.

That's a Sabrina song that you guys are always singing. Yeah. She's working late. We can move on from this topic now. No, no, no. I want you to go through. I want you to go through each of us. I don't have any interest or opinion. What were your thoughts on the debate? Yeah, you tell us. No, I've already given my thoughts on the debate. I'm voting streamer. No, no, no. I want you to go through. I want you to go through each of us. I don't have any interest or opinion. What were your thoughts on the debate?

Yeah, you tell us. No, I don't. I've already given my thoughts on the debate. I'm voting for it. It's more interesting. You have a couple. It is so much more interesting to hear, like, the perspective of people who are just, like, kind of watching from afar without, like, paying a lot of attention to it, which is

why I wanted to ask you two what your opinions were. But I think it's I hope they actually play golf with each other. Yeah. I feel like Fortnite for streamers is like golf for politicians. Oh, yeah. Thoughts. OK. I like that.

I want them to play golf. OK. OK. I would like them both to drop out. Do you think that'll happen? Oh, maybe. Biden might actually drop out. Do you think that'll happen? Maybe. Biden might actually drop out. I mean, it doesn't seem like it because they're, you know, they're just kind of stuck with it. Barack Obama is the only person probably on the planet who could maybe convince him to drop out voluntarily.

But Barack Obama tweeted that he supports him. Exactly. Yeah, I don't think he's dropping out. And then after Barack Obama tweeted that the New York Times editorial board still released an article demanding that Biden drop out, which is pretty crazy. every single op-ed writer after the debate wrote these these opinion editorials right and that's what that is um oh thank you with the short for i'm just you know making sure that people at home that don't care about the shit op-ed um they all wrote articles and these are people that like know biden personally and more importantly than that this is what like the the most significant base for the democratic party like this is what they're tuned into so like this is what like the the most significant base for the democratic party like this is what they're tuned into so like this is where they get their messages from if if thomas friedman and all

these other like new york times opinion editorial writers are saying like i love biden but it made me weepy it made me cry tears watching him look demented on stage for 90 minutes uh and he has to drop out to save democracy then that's going to be pretty impactful which of course the the biden camp refused to acknowledge or rather acknowledge but then said i'm not dropping out fuck off and then obama defended biden and said you know everybody has bad debates. Who cares? Fuck off. Go to Joe Biden dot com as though that's going to do anything. But then the editorial board came together and wrote an op ed. The editorial board, when they when they write an op ed, it's like way more significant than just like one person writing an op ed. It's the entire editorial board writing together.

It's not just Gossip Girl. It's a whole school. Yeah. OK. Yeah. The entire. Yeah. Gossip Girl. It's a whole school. Yeah. Yeah, the entire Gossip Girl school. I don't know what that means.

We get it. Yeah. No, I do watch TV. I just have never watched anime. I do watch anime. I am excited for Bear Season 3 and the boys. I'm going on a trip. I'm going to Croatia for seven days with my family.

We are going to be stuck in a ship for some of those days, I think. They really are adamant about this. They are going to be on the ship the entire time. I like how you're acting already as if this is torture. It is torturous. Is there a cruise that could ever happen? It's literally torture. I'm doing it for my mom.

Is it a cruise or is it just a ship? No, it's not a cruise. It's just like a ship that they wanted me to rent for them. I will not be on it for the most part. I have a hotel room that I will be streaming out of for the most part. You're just going to take a little boat out to the big boat every day? I think that's... What do you think is going to significantly

change in the week that you're gone in regards to debate? He's going to come back different. What? In regards to the debate follow-up. That's what you want to stream, right? The debate coverage? Well, it's not even just that, but also... He doesn't fuck with his family.

No, it's not that. Just tell the truth. I think like... Maybe I'm crazy for this, but I do feel like a sense of responsibility to stream consistently because like I do feel as though there are a lot of people that rely on me for getting their information. It's like if npr took a seven day hiatus like that would be ridiculous like i listen to npr in the morning you know what i mean i listen to the daily i listen to these podcasts right if they were just like

yeah we're done for seven days i'd be like the fuck what do you mean you're done for seven days so that's the way i see it i feel like i am um you know i'm doing this for a lot of people that are tuning in to hear what i have to say and and to get their news are you sure they're not just tuning in with the false hope of you gaming that's definitely not what they're doing there's like at least five guys it's like i they're like there are definitely people there yeah there's five is probably you know that's a liberal estimate no has Hasan I understand that but on your deathbed do you have to stream someday

do you have to stream every day when I'm there yeah I mean I will stream every day maybe you could like have a blog do you think your family likes you seemingly they fucking love me so much that they are always like no stop streaming let's be on a boat stuck together

for seven days let me just say not to get like serious or anything in the podcast. Will is not here. He is with his mom. He said that I can say this on the podcast. His mom got a bad, bad health news. And in addition to other family members of his who have gotten bad health news this year, it's been a hell of a year. I understand your responsibility to your community to putting out the news but i also think you should maybe take

one day off in croatia come on one day i am i'm taking a day off families today's today's my travel day so i'll go live on your account. Send me the links. I'll update the people. We can do the news. Why don't we set up an AI of you? Absolutely not. Today on the news. There was mild traffic.

I can never replicate my mauling moments when I'm picking apart a chatter's idiotic statement. I bet it could. We're pretty mean. We're AI Hasssan yeah i'll want some zins yeah we can do zins we can halfway done i don't know that's that's this is what you think joe biden's old i mean that is pretty much my commentary you did trump is going we'd have to drink 8 000 diet cokes yeah we need to him up. We need your workout routine. No, I can't. It's a secret.

Vote Cutie for president. No. Absolutely not. You're doing great, sweetie. Do you guys want me to do an America Me Up segment? Yes. In honor of Wilnaff? Yes.

Alright. She doesn't know what she's doing. Are you going to actually freestyle the America Me Up segment? I'm going to freestyle America Me Up. Okay. She's in her mind palace right now. She's ulting. Can I get the bald eagle? Ah!

True. True. Okay. Welcome to today's segment of America Me Up. Do you watch this podcast? I don't. I'm sorry. I did watch.

I only hear it when Will's listening. Will listens to us? Will listens to the podcast? I have never. Do you listen to my podcast? I have never. Do you listen to my podcast? I have never listened to an episode of this podcast.

Me neither. No, I mean. I don't either. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. I think this podcast is a fucking banger. But I already heard it. Yeah, I was there when it was being made. Why the fuck would I listen to it? Just to reflect on the good times.

Mark, you listen to it? He's editing it. Right, I guess he has to. Okay, but do you go back and re-watch it? Oh, see? Not everyone is soulless and hates what they're doing here. You're going to watch it?

Every day. We need that. We need that. Okay, I have to ask this question before you do American Me Up. What is going on with your eye? You can't just ask people. You can't just ask people what's wrong with their eye.

Is that like a gay thing? You were just like, hey, what's up? It's pan colors. What's happening there? I had skin cancer on Pride Month. Wow, Hasan. Do you feel like an asshole now? No.

They carved it out of my face. It's a whole thing. What's up? You're good? She got a skin graft. They had to carved it out of my face. It was a whole thing. Yeah. So what's up? You're good. She got a skin graft. They had to cut it out of her neck. Yeah.

They took, what's up? No, they didn't let me take it home with me. Um, I had to go in and they had to, so I went in, I had a mole. Let me back up. I had a mole that was bleeding. Like every day it was bleeding. I would like get out of the shower and it'd be bleeding. And I was like, that's not right.

Went into the dermatologist. He was like, nah, that's good. And I it'd be bleeding and i was like that's not right went into the dermatologist he was like no that's good and i was like i don't think that that's good but he was like yeah we can still cut it off like no big deal they cut it off they were like well we're still gonna send it in because if they cut anything off they send it in as the pathologist sent it in what they did with my my penis foreskin they cut it off to make sure that it's not yeah okay they sent they had to send it in because they were like, oh my gosh, it's so small. Yeah, we can barely see it. This is a medical marvel. This is crazy.

They were like, itty bitty. Are you okay? Do you want to talk? Are you okay? No, go ahead. Okay. He never recovered. No. So yeah, the dermatologist, he comes in the room. He has this little piece of paper. When I go back to get my stitches taken out, the dermatologist, he comes in the room. He has this like little piece of paper. When I go back to get my stitches taken out and he goes, he did like the exhale and looked at me.

It's never good. No, it's never good. And then so like, oh my God, he has a crush on me. I was like, he's going to tell me. And so then, yeah, it was the kind that you get from Sun. And he was like, I don't see that in people your age. And I was like, okay, so I'm not going to go outside. So I'm not like other girls.

He's like, damn, you're old. He's like, so young. And you have cancer? He's like, your skin is terrible. He's actually saying you're so young. That's true. He was like, despite your skin, which is terrible. You are youthful.

You have the skin of a 90-year-old. Literally, he was like, I don't see this in people until they're like 60s you know like that's full lifetimes of sun it's like two l's in a row literally what's the third one um i had to go to a plastic surgeon because it was directly over a tear duct so i went to cedar cyanide uh so you can't cry anymore like what happens like when you when you watch it if i start crying blood comes out that is oh that's fucking metal as shit yeah it's crazy okay yeah so that's kind of cool no no i'm not okay speak directly into the microphone um so sorry i went uh yeah so i

went in and they cut it out and uh so to wear a bandaid because I have a skin graft because they cut a chunk off my neck and then on my face. That's pretty cool. It's crazy. It looks like a train wreck under there. Wait, really? Yeah. How bad could it be? I mean, it's going to heal, right? I mean, you guys want a cancer reveal?

Yeah. I don't want to see it. You should tell them your story about my... Wait, would you leak it? I made it about me for real. She did. yeah cutie i don't want to see it you should tell them your story about wait my wait your cancer i made it about me for real she did we went out to dinner and then she was like let's google what kind that is not how it started okay then you tell it i said i said have you googled it and you were like no i'm too afraid to see it and i was like you want me to and you said no you said i'm going no i said do you want me to and you're like yeah and then i looked at it i was like oh it's not that bad and i was like except for people that like don't get it treated because if you don't get it treated

it leads it eats away at your skin and you get these gaping holes in your face yeah whoa it's probably not good no it's not yeah it's not like melanoma like it's not like an everywhere thing it's just like localized but it's so scary she had anesthesia and crazy you guys want to see something crazy i thought you're gonna flex no look at this cutie you see that yeah that's like a weird no it's a mole but it's like under my skin have you gone to a doctor and it's been bleeding laying outside and it's been bleeding a lot sunscreen and it's been bleeding. Wait, then why are you laying outside and not wearing sunscreen? And it's been bleeding a lot. Like it was.

It's fine now. So that reminded me. Your cancer shit reminded me of that. I was like, maybe I should. I could save your life if you go check it out. We were just having a conversation because I told him, I said, you look very tan. And he said, yeah, I don't wear sunscreen outside. I mean, this was like on my face, so it was a big deal.

But if it's the same thing, they can just, your dermatologist can literally do it let's do it right now they just scoop it out yeah that's crazy let's do it i'll cut it out i have a lot of i do have a lot of moles like i've always i've always had a lot of moles like i i do too i'm like very like moley like all over my body um but this one was like flesh colored and it was actually it was i kind of lied i'm a liar um it wasn't a mole it was a cyst so like my body one was like flesh colored and it was actually it was i kind of lied i'm a liar um it wasn't a mole it was a cyst so like my body there was like cancer cells and my body created like a cyst around it but that's cool they were like trying to make it easy to just exit out yeah yeah if it wouldn't have done that she wouldn't have known and she was

yeah your body was like i would have been. Yeah, she would have been my face. Take out your nose. Well, here's the thing. If they would have fucked up my tear duct, they probably would have had to remove my eye because your eye can't keep itself wet. You don't have tears. Oh, so you're fine. Your tear duct is fine. Yeah, I lied.

Oh, you were lying about the blood. I lie for attention. Okay, so does it look fucked up under there? Can we see? I mean, he doesn Okay, so does it look fucked up under there? Can we see? I mean, he doesn't want to see it. Last night, we played a game last night. I was laughing so hard my band-aid came off. Like, I cried my band-aid off.

Pull it off. Let me see. It doesn't look that bad. What do you mean? No, it doesn't look that bad. I'm so conscious. Yeah, you were exaggerating a lot about how bad it looks. Was I being hysterical? I can't shoot it off for you guys.

So it's going to heal, obviously. It's still in the process of healing. And then you're just going to have a little bit of a scar, I suspect. It's kind of crazy because it's skin from a different part of my body. And so he was like, for a year or two, be careful with sun because it'll tan differently. Whoa, that's kind of cool. Yeah. When I told my boyfriend

that i was going to get a skin graft he was like is it going to have like hair on it because he thought that they were going to take it from like a hairy part of my body and they just take your pubes yeah imagine i just had like a hairy like pube spot like they're like that's the only place that's a new would you still love it that's true yeah i can shape it into a little heart. That's what it was. We were looking up the skin graphs because you were like, I'm nervous to be what, anyway. Yeah. But the problem is, is I saw something I shouldn't have seen. What was it?

And it still haunts me. A dick? Yeah. It was like a trypophobia grossness. Yeah. It's just like a bulbous thing. I still think about it. I was looking at-

Do you know what that is? Yeah. Yeah. Do you have it? No. I didn't know I had it until this. You, when I, I have it in it. I didn't have it.

And then I saw one particular like gross thing. And it will make you have it. And then you, and I remember when I saw it, I don't want to say, I don't even want to. I don't even say it. Don't say it. Don't do this. It's gross. It like, if, if you look up a lotus blossom, it is, don't show anybody because it's fucking disgusting um that's what i

saw when i was like 19 lotus blossom yeah like um that's an actress or like uh he's looking it up i know i told him not to show there's a 16 year old actress is what is coming up okay wait what this is it this is i don't want to see it don't show it to me it's like a it's like a holy thing yeah yeah so i saw that when i was like 19 and it fucked me up like for like weeks it was like in my head i couldn't stop thinking about it and then ever since then now everything like that just is gross wait what do you do did trick the phobias try Trypophobia. T-R-Y-P-O-phobia. Yeah. Okay.

You guys are being crazy about that. Well, it doesn't bother some people. You like it, Hasan? I don't want to see it. Don't look at it. It's a bad one. I'm trying to pull it. I genuinely don't understand why this would be so terrifying.

It makes me sick. I don't want to look at it. I hope you're looking at the right thing. I don't even want to hear a description. Yeah, I don't want to hear a description. hope you're looking at the right thing i don't even want to hear i'm definitely looking okay yeah i don't want to hear this don't it's like no stop it yeah it's just blue blue waffle no blueberries no not blueberries it looks like blueberries hidden inside of a thing yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah um so i looked up her cancer and i was scrolling through pictures and at the very bottom there was like this person that had a different cancer than her but they had a bulb on their head it was so big it looked like a baked potato but then it had like garlic looking

cloves on top of it yeah it was and then she was like i had a whole ass grocery she's like i looked it up and it's gross. And I was like, okay. And she's like, I need you to look at it because I saw it and you need to see it now. And I was like, I don't want to see it. And then she showed it to me anyways. But you're good now? You don't have cancer? Yeah. So they

carved it out and then I went back a week later and they were like, you're good. So it shouldn't be a thing again. Because I had one, the likelihood of me getting more is higher, obviously. So I'm going to have to because I had one like the likelihood of me getting more is like higher, obviously. So I'm going to have to go in every six months and get all my moles checked. Everyone go get your moles checked. All of your moles.

I have so many fucking moles. I have so many. You don't want to let them thrive? I'm OK if you're OK with me. Yeah, I'm fine with them running around. He's fine. Can I have a drink of your water? We ruined the America Me Up segment.

I am dying. Carolina had an America Me Up segment. Well, we'll do it on the Patreon. I think I saved you. No, no, no. You have one? Okay. Are we ready?

Are we doing it on the Patreon? Okay. You know what? If you want that juicy ass America Me Up segment and many more things, including us dubbing over gay porn, you're going to have to go to the Patreon. That's right. Patreon.com slash fear and subscribe to see the juicy...

I'm definitely going to show my tits in this episode for sure. I had to look down and make sure I still have them. Thank you so much for coming, guys. Do you have anything to plug? Anything to talk about? Where can people find you? Switch.tv slash sandwich. And yeah, that's.

Twitch.tv slash Caroline Kwan. Do you guys stream? No. Crazy. I don't even know what we're doing here. How do we end up here? Trying to fall off. Anything to plug?

We can plug the yarn. True. Which we don't really have. We don't have anything yet. But yeah. We are going to finish Unchained, maybe. Yeah, no, we're playing on Monday. You know what I want to plug? Democracy. Oh.

Sick. Okay, anyway. That was brave. Alright, that's it for this week's episode. Bye, everybody. See was brave. All right, that's it for this week's episode. Bye, everybody. See you on the other side. She just revealed that he has been a fraudulent bitch talking about how chicken tendies is about his dead mother when the mother is alive,

and the only response he had for it was that, like, you know, oh, she can't get over it yeah because this is so she he posted the tiktok that said when it's been two years and she won't stop yapping which i assume is about her making comments or whatever and so then this is her response to that and then his response was that it's untrue response and then she posted a tiktok like today i think which is a response to his response which i haven't seen seen yet. Okay, I feel like you have to address a lot more than just like, oh, she's still, she can't get over me.

It's like, bro, your mom is alive. Yeah. Like that, congratulations. Like she's not dead. That's beautiful. I'd be yapping for two years. Are you kidding me? Like what the fuck?

I feel like there's a more significant thing that you need to do damage control over other than just being like women. Am I right? Right.