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Episode Date: February 2, 2026

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dropped this on February 1st. Oh, yeah, that's right. It will. Dude, this is the second time. Last time you guys came on, people were yelling at me saying I'm racist, and then they were like, wow, he went and got his

two black friends. And now, now, right on cue. I'm pretty much y'all would have known that. I wouldn't have dressed, like, how I usually dress, because we came on, like, cuspic, and like, man, I'm saying the best, bro. He is definitely not racist. Cuss.

his durab. He actually locked in, twin. Yeah. Oh my God. Dude, this is just Kismet. I don't know why. It just keeps happening like this. Yeah, Kismet.

It means like fate. Who says that? Kismet is in Turkish. They say it, but they say it in English too. They say Kismet. You've heard it before, right? Yeah. But it just happens to be.

It just happened. Can I what? Can he wear a du rag? It's got good with his beer. I have. Yeah. Austin, why does one wear a du rag? Well, I do.

don't know, actually. I mean, it's technically a bonnet, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Okay. Protect your hair. Yeah. You can wear it. Just not around me.

That one dude with the Diamond Gymmer is wearing, though. Has he? He's always wearing a dude. Oh, yeah. What did you got to say about him? I think. I just say he's always wearing. He can get waves, though.

Maybe. I mean, if Hassan cut his hair, he might get waves. You guys should go to the Diamond Gym. Man. We reached out to him. We sent him a DM. No cloud? Like, he said, I mean, they just didn't look at it yet.

muscles too big to swipe I'm joking I'm joking No that's what it is Actually speaking to Diamond Gym Ashton Hall So far is the only person I've seen that has cleared Diamond Gym Have you guys seen?

Yeah he did pretty good I mean he's built like them though Yeah It's true he is he's built for it for sure I mean I would probably fuck it up Yeah I would Are they like You're so funny

The only man to clear Diamond Jim Was a violent homosexual They like That's the gym that they do a lot of gay shit, but they're straight, right? Like, they're yelling at each other or stuff? Yeah, and they're, like, doing, like... Is yelling at each other considered gay? I mean, kind of.

You wouldn't know. I mean, it can be. It depends on the situation. But it's just very... I do think there's a little gay element to die in the gym. Working out is very homoerotic anyway. You know what I mean? Like getting all big and looking at each other in the mirror and stuff, you know?

It's already, it's already homoerotic. I'll cost up to the hill. Pause. Wait, one second. I'm sorry. I don't know if I am. What the fuck? Oh, fuck.

I think I just got suspended on Twitch maybe. Let's see. Yes, Austin. You are the biggest victim here. I mean, I'm a victim of shorts. I'm sorry. All right. Let us know when you have a clear head.

I'm clear. What were we talking about? Well, you're very clear. You don't even have a stream of all that anymore. Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. You don't remember? Diamond Jam.

I knew it too. As soon as I was talking about Diamond Jam. Yes. It was definitely the last name, Diamond Gym. And you said Diamond Gym is... Yeah, well, you know, I think working out is very gay regardless. Being dominated by... Austin, you would get fucking destroyed if you went to Diamond Gym.

Yeah, because I don't... I don't... With weights. I don't... No, no. On all accounts. I'll be honest. I don't get the people that go to the gym to be healthy.

I don't get it. crazy. I go to the gym to look good and that's it. If I could look good without the gym, I'm out. I don't give a damn about health. Health is about, of course I want to be healthy. I want to live a long time. I just don't want to work out.

I think for them is just a sport now. Yeah, I just, I work out. It's all about looking hot. All my friends are all about peptides now. Yeah, and they probably do that, not for their health, but to look at it. Drop and weight like crazy. Peptides? Yeah.

There's some crazy ones like redid true tie. That's the new one. That's the one that's like, they're on. clinical trials right now is talking to someone about it because it's like, it's not like just Wagovi or OZempic or whatever. It actually is like, it helps you retain muscle mass.

Yeah. Okay. OZempic. Yeah. I should I want to get on. OZempic ended up being, we would say, ended up being bad, right? No. No. You don't think so. It's just a- Everybody just has OZemic head.

Yeah. That's what I said. I forgot the head. Yeah. You know what I mean? Oh, wait. You mean all the fat stays on the head? I feel like sometimes you can tell So it got skinny too fast and the men still looks to say that. No, I thought it was when their face gets sunken in. Yeah. Oh, that's my face.

That's what I said. That's like the death face. Have you guys, okay, March, look this up. When bodybuilders, when they're like at the peak of competition, right before they get to the competition, they have this like, their skull starts fucking showing. UFC fighters do that too. Yeah. When they like cut it. I was cutting away from my boxing fight.

My face was gaunt. Yeah. You cut down to that level. I was like 200 pounds. That's a lot. You think he was under, he was under like 5% body fat? No, he was,

oh, really? Okay, I thought you were flexing. I thought this was another, like, I'm Nigerian, by the- I thought that was,

I thought that was, this was that, it's coming. Yeah, look, look, it's called the death face where you can see,

like, the different parts of the fucking skull, and that's what happens. What if everybody's just ugly, though, you know? They never thought about that.

Let's get somebody that's classified as, is, like, beautiful, and then let's see the sunken face. You know what I mean? I mean, it's a heroin chic.

It was popping back in the day. Truly. So maybe it's going to make a comeback. You don't know. Heroin. Heroin. Heroin is on the out. No, heroin is on the out, actually.

Like, there used to be 100,000 overdose deaths. Overdose deaths. And now it's like been reduced to like 75. Like it's actually going down for the first time under, it actually went down under Biden for the first time ever. Wow. And it's still going down now because of some of the policies that he had enabled. Oh. Which is interesting because Trump is.

What was a policy that he enabled to remove heroin? Not removing heroin, but... Made it uncool? No, no. He passed the bill to be like, this is really not cool. Biden showed a video of himself doing heroin. Yeah, they're like, this is whack. No, no.

What happened is NARCAN? Mass distribution. Mass distribution of NARCAN is why overdose deaths have gone down dramatically. I thought about equipping myself with a little bit of Narcan. Just a little bit? There's a little bit, not like a lot, like, there's a little baby taste of Narcan. I don't know. I just thought maybe, you know, in the event that I was, in the event that you were overdosing on heroin?

Well, I don't want to, I don't do drugs, but if I were to do them, I would be, I'd have Narcan just in case I did the wrong one. No weed, nothing? Weed, yes. Okay. Yeah, weed, but I don't consider that a drug. Not fill it. You know what I mean? But I feel like that's still like a fill of questions.

Yeah. Yeah, I think. Yeah, Cops and Wisconsin considered a drug. That's bullshit. Are they still looking for it? Double if you're black. They're like, it's more like fines now. Like if they feel like, oh, this is the amount you would have smoked.

But if you have anything like where it looks like you're selling. Yeah. But even the TSA looks the other way now. Yeah. I was going to say that with CBD now, I feel like the flour, it makes it a little bit easier to like smoking. I guess. Oh, to get, yeah, to smoke out. Because you just say I'm smoking CBD.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But sometimes they'll grab it and then they'll take a puff and you're like, nah, bro. They say, hey, there's no way. Get the fuck in the back. They arrest you because you're smoking mids. Can I be honest? If cops are focusing, if that's what you're doing as a cop and like you're on duty and you're like, you're on duty and you're like, I'm going to stop these people with marijuana, I think you should take the day off because you got nothing to do. See, you know what I mean?

This is the reason why, you know, cops should go through. more things before they become a cop. Because I thought of myself as a cop. And yes, I would beat the shit out of somebody if I'm having a bad day. But I shouldn't be a cop, though. Wait, but that's the point. I get there. You know what I'm saying? Like, if I tell you to take

your license and registration out because you were just speeding and then you roll up your window and do like that shit that they write on the paper, like talk to my lawyer, I'm busting your windows and I'm beating the fuck out. But I shouldn't be a cop, though. Okay, but that's exactly who becomes a cop. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. No, but to your point, I also...

You might get recruited after. You're like, I also mean... We saw you on the P.R.S. We're big fans of the P-R-R-M podcast. There was a brief period of time when I wanted to be a cop. I even went on a ride-along.

And I realized that I probably shouldn't... No, no, no. You keep going. You just activated a core memory of me with a ride-along statement, and I will... Oh, you went on a ride-along, too, didn't you? I worked college for a paper. I was never going to be a cop. I just wanted to pull people over.

And so I thought it would be cool. Okay. This is why I shouldn't be a cop. I never wanted to shoot anybody. I never wanted to really do anything else, but sit in my squad car and turn the lights on. I thought the lights look cool. Okay, you'd be a good cop then.

Well, I know, but I didn't want to do anything. I didn't even want to give people tickets. I just wanted to pull them over. And it's cool. You know, that's it. Again, goes back to the dictator. He just doesn't have fear. He wants it with the fear of God and someone who's like,

you know, I can arrest you right? I know exactly what type of cop awesome would be. He'd be the type of cop would pull over everyone. but if you buttered him up, he'd let you go. Yeah, yeah. And he was like, officer, I didn't know they let male models. And big cops, like, oh, come on.

Get out of here. You're only going 45 over there. Dude, I should be pulling you over. No. I wouldn't, I don't think that I would, I don't really. I could see you in the, I think I did a cop. I can see you wearing like the tightest, the tightest outfit with the fucking aviators walking up.

Officer Dangle. I would, I would be, I, I did dream about being a hot, I was like Reno 911. Yeah. That's your dangle. I like that. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, good. But, you know, we all go through a stage where we wanted to be a cop. No. I never wanted to be a cop. I already hated cops. I never wanted to be a cop. Okay, you did you say you did. But it's fine.

Just to pull people over it. I already hated cops because, you know, when you're in college, like, they're constantly fucking harassing you. Because, you know, they're hitting you with, like, bullshit noise ordinances and stuff like that. And I already had that. friction, right? And then I'm doing this like politics of criminal justice class in college and like we had

to do a ride along to write like about policing. And all of, I don't know if the fucking cop knew my animosity or if he had given me a ticket before. I don't know. But there was already, the vibes were bad. And when I did the ride along, he just complained the entire time about like, oh man, like all this

shit is fucking boring. All you do is paperwork. Like, you just kept explaining to me how shitty his job is and how much paper work goes into being a cop. And that was when I was like, okay, I really don't. I don't fuck with cops at all. No, that's so crazy. Oh, core

memory just popped in. You want to know how fucked up Pontiac, Michigan is. I had a field trip to Oakland County Jail. And we like, they took us through. Scared straight? Like, it wasn't even scared straight. It was like, it was a field trip that you signed up for, that you could possibly sign up for. So a bunch of us did

and they showed us like, what happens when someone in your book, their fingerprints, we saw some sales, talk to some trustees, like, you know, some of the trustees were, like, limping, so. Uh-huh. That's a crazy, like,

they just take kids to prison, or county jail? Yeah, and they were like, who wants to get fingerprinted? And just like, if you get fingerprinting, you're in the system. Right, bro. It's like, I don't know, man. They got you when this is them early.

It does. Taking mug shots. Yeah. Do you think we'll ever get to meet a cutie Cinderella? Probably not. Is it us, though? Be real.

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I got the Travis Kelsey beer. Well, oh, Travis Kelsey. Also, that's like, that's Travis Kelsey. You're going to. You're Travis Kelsey before Taylor Swift. It's so funny.

It's like his Dougie went away. When he has swag. I like, so I really used to like Travis Kelsey. I still do. But it went down. When he switched up on black people, you were like, I'm done with him.

You know what I'm saying? He was actually one of my favorite. He's also getting older, though. That's kind of like, sometimes the swag goes a little way. That's what I'm saying. He's one of my favorite black men. So like,

the thing that I didn't like about him is I saw a video of him and Taylor Swift dancing. Yeah. And he was dancing terribly. And I'm like, he's faking. I literally see him hit a perfect dungie after a touchdown. He switched. He left his dancing style.

He was cold switching? Cold switched hard. He left this. You can doggie. It's one of the hardest moves. You tell me you can't dance to this EDM music. You're lying. Thanks, Taylor.

Extra mayonnaise for me, please. I'm telling you. I love raisins in my potatoes salad. Wow. Wow. It's like undercover brother. You ever seen that? Yeah.

Where he sprays the hot sauce with the... He has to eat a mayonnaise sandwich and he takes his watch and sprays it with hot sauce from his... That's Travis Kelsey right now. We got your back, brother. Do you know how to doggie? Yeah. It's literally at birth. Like, the doctor is literally like, oh, it's African America.

Get him started. I don't. I'm a terrible... I'm terrible dancer. You can't, Dougie? I don't know. Yeah. I can't dance.

I wish I could. It would be really cool. I feel like I'm like a two-step person. And the duggies is just too much like... You got the Gabby Douglas? It's unct status. I don't think... You dance better than Gabby Douglas?

You ever seen Gabby Douglas do the ducky? No, but I can't dance better than most people, so probably not. I don't know. I think you can beat her, though, on this one. She might be better now, though. Let's see, let's see. I don't think so. But I probably am just like...

I don't think so. I got to see it. I would have to, like, look at the instructions, too. The instructions to Dougie. Yeah, yeah. On YouTube. The other day that you would do a happy dance if you made. the Olympic team, do you have it in you?

Yeah, I can do the Duggy for you guys. Oh, no. Even the interviewer lady didn't, knew that wasn't the right. No. Oh, no. She's like, young though, here. Yeah.

Oh, no. She probably better now. Has she done it since? Oh, no. I think she might have a TikTok about it. I feel like she's been on TikTok. Oh, no. The Olympics are coming up.

You know what? I don't think LA deserves the fucking Olympics. Why is that? Because it's a fucking shithole. It's about to be so busy down there. I know! It's going to sell the L.A.X. Can't even handle

a fucking Tuesday night. How the fuck are they supposed to expect the Olympics? Let me guess. You flew from Wisconsin. Where did you stop? Well, you flew from Chicago. You flew in on American Airlines. United. Fuck.

Fuck. Flew in United. He landed at Terminal 7. Yeah. Chaos. Yeah. It took forever to get your... No cars.

No cars in the rentals. Yeah. Oh, wait, you went to rent? Yeah. And you got there and lined out the door. Yeah. No cars. No car.

Chaos, no help. I didn't know it was Grammy weekend. No, I forgot. It's I saw a guy who had a Grammy hat on. Yeah. From Chicago, yeah. He is from Chicago. Also, are you going to be allowed at the Olympics?

What do you mean? A loud. Hey, listen. What kind of question is it? I just don't get banned for me. Bro. This guy came into racially profile. No, no, no, I'm just saying like, come on now.

Yeah, it's going to be dicey for you to get in there. No, no, I'm not going to the Olympics. Fuck that shit. I probably will leave Los Angeles for the duration of the Olympics. I feel like that, dude, the Olympics is so ass. It's so. Well, you're dishing the Olympics? I don't know.

No, no. The way that it works, I think the way that Olympics should work is like we have to establish a territory, a neutral territory, and everybody goes there. Okay. So what? Oh, right. Yeah. Just fucking, put it in Greece.

They don't got nothing going on. I get back in fucking Athens. That's where it was supposed to be. No, I'm serious. No, because like, bro, yeah, Jeffrey Hepstein Island, they're not using it. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Bro, what are you talking? What are you going to say, well?

Well, I was saying that the Winter Olympics, my preferred Olympics, and I actually have two things I'd like to talk about. Oh, wow. Do you guys watch ski jumping, like where they jump and they go as far as they're I've seen it, yeah. I've got a friend that does that. There's a place in the Upper Peninsula that did do it. Really? Yeah.

Yeah. I've seen it there. Well, there's a massive controversy rocking the world of, uh, distance ski jumping. And that is that ski jumpers are constantly trying to get their wingsuit, a suit that they wear as big as possible, create more air drag. So they have a bunch of athletes injecting their penises with acid. Go ahead and pull that up. Shut the fuck up.

No. No. That's not real, bro. Yes. Yes. It's real. No. Wait.

Wait, what is the asses supposed to do to their penis? Enlarge their penis. They're putting whatever they can to enlarge their penis so they can get a bigger measurement on their wingsuit to create more air drag. No, they aren't. This is a real controversy. Are they getting hard?

Wait, so they're pitching a tent? Like, is that what it is? No, they're just packing their dick full of matter to make it larger. That can't be healthy. Wait, no. But like, doesn't that brick your dick? In a big controversy.

Ah, there you go. Ski jumping scandal. There you go. Wait, this is like fresh off the presses, bro. This is real. This is our ESPN. You hot guys. Norway's man wearing manipulated as soon as was resolved when three team officials were banned for 18 months Thursday.

Yes. The case tarnished Norway's hosting of the Nordic ski world championship last March in the country's wider reputation for fair play. You have to zoom in. I can't read this shit. Please zoom in more. Okay. Athletes were helped to fly further by increasing the size of suits.

that are pre-approved and microchip by FIS, the manipulation can be confirmed only by tearing apart the seams of the crotch area on the Norwegian. Wait, but they're not. Where's the acid on the dick? Well, he has to do more research, but that is what people are now saying, is that these athletes packed their cocks

full of various supplements to... I don't understand the logistics. I just don't understand the logistics of this. If you have a big fat hog... Instead of it... Increase the seam. But why do you... I guess you get a longer scene.

Why don't you just get hard? They are going to notice that, Austin. Also, it's cold. Yeah. Are they? So if you're not a, if you're not a show or then you're kind of at disovenaged? You think the guy measuring the ski suit is not going to notice if your dick is rock hard?

But yeah, but is he going to ask about it? He's going to see the, they want more like, they want more downward. Yes. So they're trying to create a larger flaccid penis. Yes.

Okay. So they can get a flap. Oh. I mean, I don't. I think I just get hard. It's crazy when you need that like. No,

that's so crazy. The level of competition is that crazy. That's what it takes to be that crazy. That's like the first time that thought has been put together. Like, yo, I don't want a bigger penis. I want a bigger flight suit. A bigger penis when I'm on soft. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, that's the thing. There's a lot of people that believe that penis, a lot of people see soft penises and they don't understand that that actually doesn't represent the full size of the penis. Sure or not growers. Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm saying. There's a huge misconception about penises all around the internet that, like, you know,

that's what they look like. And so what's interesting to me is this is Norway. Norwegian men are known to have large penises. Really? Yes. Very large. Scandinavians. I'm not even going to fact-check.

No. I believe you know that. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. What has been with has a Norwegian ski to? No. penis sizes.

I'm telling you, let me give you a few countries. I believe you started. I'm telling you. You got some countries? I tell you what? Well, I mean, there's a lot of, there's a lot of European countries like the Netherlands, Norway,

Finland, Sweden. And then, you know, there are a tremendous amount of African countries that is. You look Mike right in his eyes. You look Mike right in his eyes. Bro, is Black History Month? No, he looked right in Mike's eyes. He's about to name the African countries.

He's just an African country. Is that bad to say? It's true. Look it up! I think, I think, I think, I think we did this on our podcast. So somebody came on a podcast. podcast and said that. They're saying countries by...

Is that insensitive to say? It literally is. No, no, no, no. It's by truth. No, I was just waiting for it. I knew you had to get to... I just never heard like the European countries but they are.

I've never seen them up there. No, no. They aren't, you know, with... They're not as high. They're not up as high. Got it. Got it. Oh, like based on the...

Keep going, Austin. Well, I've done research. Which other countries that have? I don't remember which specific ones. Oh, you just said it just went continent. Well, I mean, I went continent. Last time we're on, they said it wasn't like gay enough. Yeah, you're making it gay.

This conversation is. But I'm being honest. I mean, statistic, if you guys are questioning the sensitivity of what I'm saying, you can Google it yourself. We can Google it right now. It's okay. Countries average penis size, but I have a question about penises? No, about the continent of Africa.

Okay. I'm looking right at you for a good reason. Out of context. I showed speeches, I did an Africa tour. And unlike many people who go, oh, I went to Africa, but then they go to one country, he went to Africa. He went to every country. Not every country, but most countries. And the reason why I have a question for you is, one, did you follow the experience?

Yeah, I saw the Nigeria one for sure. Okay. That is exactly the question I was going to ask you. Because out of all the places he went to, he had a fantastic time everywhere. Okay. And everyone was like, just don't go to North Africa, don't go to North Africa. And, you know, listen, that's my territory a little bit. So I understand why people were saying that.

You go to Egypt, a lot of corruption. That happens. Algeria, maybe things go a little south as they did with the ultras, the football fans. Yeah. But the one country that I show speed apparently did not have a very great time was in Nigeria. I feel it. Especially the, I think the place he was in, that's like in Lagas, it's just such a dense city

I think Nigeria is probably just a little bit bigger than Texas or maybe a little bit smaller but just like if you look at the population of that city in Nigeria it's like it's up there so then it took them to a rough Nigeria like that's part especially is not like a tourist type of place it's just like a it's busy

it's just a lot of people super dense the market and stuff like that so there's just more people you're going to run into like some people there it was kind of embarrassing a little bit but I was like it is what it is I heard, but it wasn't even like other people, because normally it's like people from Ghana be like, Nigeria sucks. Yeah. But it was mostly Nigerians that were like, oh, brother, don't fucking do this.

It's just the part he was in. It's like hard to like, I feel like Nigeria doesn't have like the same like scenery. Well, I mean, it's not nice, Nigeria. The Lagas doesn't have the same scenery as like a, if you go to a nice part in Kenya where you can see like the safaris and stuff like that. So a lot more like if you're trying to party and have fun type of thing, which is like, what he wasn't doing. But I feel like Lagos is the biggest city. So like everybody is there.

That's why it took him there. Did you watch the clips? Yeah, they got it. They got accused of changing. I'm, I'm being. Oh, yeah. I was like, what the fuck are you doing?

No, they got accused of changing the camera lens when they got to Nigeria. And they're like, they had to tell them, like, that's like the air. No. No, real shit. Oh, brother. I love Nigeria.

It's like, it's like the chaos is like what makes it, though, sometimes. Like that part of Nigeria. But Nigeria is so different, though. Like, when you're in Nigeria, it's almost like three different countries, damn there. It feels like so different when you go to different places. Every place definitely has, like, a different vibe. But I was glad that speed went, though. It was like a, it was interesting to see.

I saw the Algeria one with the ultras. And I feel like. You were like throwing bottle at them and stuff? The ultras are crazy in most places. Yeah. Even when I was in Sweden, I was like, it was different. I've never been to like a soccer game or a football game like that. So it's like it's different seeing not like passion.

No, they're militant. Yeah. And it's crazy because like most of them, some of them are like really right way. They're fucking Nazis. And then there are others that are communists. So then they like duke it out. Yeah, they go fight. Yeah, some teams are like very fucking rabid, militant communists.

Some teams are militant Nazis. And then they just fight it out all the time. I grew up in the culture a little bit in Turkey. It's crazy. Galatasarai. Well, this one. specifically was about Bishiktash, which is another like one of the major three teams. You got

Fanadabaraj and Bishiktash, right? And Bishikash, got it. Got it. I'm here. I'm going to, would you say that back for me? I'm going to retain that for life. Would you say Bichich, you thought? Galamata Sarai, Fanada Bajatya

and Bishikishish. And when I was growing up, this is a good way to explain this the mania amongst the fandom. Bichichichich Fans fans called themselves Charsha. They were the most militant out of all the groups, right? Chartercheon means market.

because there's like a Bishitash market where they reside. I remember when two Bishitosh fans stab one another to death over who was a bigger fan. Wow. Like he wasn't even like, oh, you're... Which one was a bigger fan? Well, the one that didn't die, I guess. No, I think the one that died is the bigger fan.

He died. He died for that. He died for his team. Oh, you never know. Hopefully he has nosebley seats. Oh, that's right. Anyway, you were earlier talking about how I might get banned from the Olympics because By the time you guys, by the time you guys see this podcast, we had to do a little quick cut in the beginning

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I bankrolled it. But I put together a stream and it has been Is being postponed and rescheduled I'm so homophobic I was like I don't want to do this That's how I know you guys are making a little some money Yeah You said some $10,000 and if I lost on $10,000 There have been microphones on the floor

If Pat got banned and we couldn't do something And I spent money I hit my cousin back up like we got to hit the streets man I'll be honest I am a little frustrated because it's like God damn it the one time I fucking start working my ass

I'm finally back I kind of took a couple years off the one time I fucking we busted our ass to put this stream together I'm so sorry Austin I apologize for him and no no no it's not his fault it's not his fault I mean

I mean like maybe the reason he got banned is not the shit he shouldn't make me got banned Right, right. But it is technically. It is what it is. But you know what?

I'm going to persevere and I'm going to reschedule it. Yeah. And I, you know, I just hope that you'll be available for me. You just got like chills like a week before. Is there, is there a way we could, can we, can we see it? Like the moment you said it? Because if you smirk, if you smirked after, then Austin, you should have a problem with him. If he was angry, if he was out of anger.

But if he smirks after and laughs within 30 seconds, then he did it on purpose. And he's homophobic. Okay. I mean, yeah, like he knew that he was going to get clapped for it. I mean, I, look, it is... I didn't think that I was going to get clap for it. What are you crazy? No, as soon as I got the phone call, I knew I was clapped.

No, I didn't think I would get fucking banned for it. I'm surprised they didn't give me a call. Yeah, they should have. No, it's a ridiculous ban. It happened because the ADL pushed Twitch to implement new term service violations. and then so now you can't say like insert any name

with Zionist you can still like Zionist or anything like that you can say Nazi pig and you can say fascist pig but you can't say Zionist pig and then I did say it so I got banned

It's a good pickup of you on Twitter Yeah that's a good pick Well I mean it's a picture They keep using over and over again It's an old photo Yeah it's because

The ICE databases Ice has a database where they track people for being pro-Palestine and being anti-ice. Do you know that? The FBI has a database of 10,000 American citizens that they literally have their faces and they're constantly tracking as domestic terrorists.

Yeah. I might be on that, Liz. No, you're for sure. You're for sure on that list. No, you're literally page one. You're the example by training. I've seen this man. I know you've seen that this is how the training goes.

Yeah, I'm not getting into college. after this pot. I actually brought an ice-related story. Oh, okay. Miracle on ice. No, please pull up Santa Clara Batman. Santa Clara. I will come in with some likes soon.

We'll got some shit. Listen, we need heroes right now more than ever. And thank God that we have the heroes that are standing up for us. This week, the Santa Clara City. counsel was visited by a dark night a Cape Crusader Vengeance. Marsh, please play you the clip.

There's a video. Yes. I like that, though. Thank you. Yeah, go ahead and play this. This was an appeal from you may or may not know him. That chisel chin. This is Batman.

Bam, bam, bomb, bum, bam, bam, bam. Oh, that's you. I was soul zone. Are they, is he talking? Oh yeah. Seriously.

You have had months to prepare for this upcoming event. I don't give a damn if this is outside of decorum. People are dying on our streets every single day. They called it Batman too. It's Batman. We allow his federal government to walk all over you. Look me in the eye. That you did everything you did.

could to protect their classmates, to protect their grandparents, to protect them, I don't think you can, with the exception to park. Thank you. My favorite thing is the old guy in the right corner. Go back like five seconds. Watch him look him up and down. He's so disgusted. Oh, on the right?

Yeah. On the right corner? Yeah. To protect them, I don't think you can. With the exception. He's like, the fuck. I also love the councilman park. You're cool.

Every single policy on this little sheet of paper here happen right now. Happened before the Super Bowl. Happened before potentially hundreds of masked men come into our... Is this a small town? No, not really. I believe this is Santa Clarita or Santa Clara. They totally know him since he was younger.

and they knew he was going to pull this shit. So as he turned 18, I'm like, he's going to be here. I mean, it's honestly a pretty good speech, though. I feel like, Batman. I honestly, I think the costume was so distracting. I didn't even retain anything. I know. I just heard the park thing and then that was it.

Well, he was urging the council to not let ICE use police or city resources in their effort when they visited their town, which pretty based. Yeah, it's based. Resources as far as what? Like their database, uh, any kind of, Yeah, anything that would benefit them in their... I mean, that's pretty good. Yeah.

That's a pretty good speech. It's just like, I feel like if you're going to be that serious with a speech, like, what is the costume? But this is why... This is why superheroes won't come out of their shadows because we, this is what we do to them. You know what I mean? Like, if you're watching this and you actually got superpowers and then you see everybody clowning this, dude, you're like, man, I could be saving the world, but they just go clown me. You think, like, these superheroes have... have ruined real superheroes.

Yes, for sure. They're not coming home. Because they're just like, oh, it's just bullshit. This is a movie. Like, if you had super strength,

like, oh, they would eventually, like, find a way to get you off the street. Like, oh, he pushed my car.

Yeah. Yeah. Take him down. That would be. Resisting. No, I broke it on that scene. I feel like

Oli and Callie that could happen. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, Batman. Do you, you remember that?

So, that town hall meeting, I think, was that city council meeting or I don't know what that was. It reminded him of that guy that was breakdancing in the town hall meeting. You ever seen that? I don't think I've seen it.

Like he took the time. Like, you know, they give you a certain time. Yeah. He just used that whole time to dance. Don't worry. I swear.

He's like filibustering. No, here it is. Oh my God. Oh, I saw this. Bam, bomb. Bam, bam.

He's a better. dancing. Is he? Oh, he had to comment. Oh, he had like some words to say about it. I would love to know what he had to say about his tax protest breakdown. Might have took it down. Put more swag on the video.

What he was saying was too powerful. It's just crazy. Like, that all starts from a plan. Like, he probably, maybe he's married. So like, honey, then I'm about to go and break dance. God damn it. I've had enough. And he's practicing too.

Yeah. It looked like. I got him on the news. Yeah. You know, just like, who's this guy? You know what, Barb? So, gentlemen, you came to West Hollywood, California. Yeah.

You're staying in West Hollywood, California. Yes. So we were talking earlier about, you know, this is, this place pretty yay. Yeah. You know what I mean? So what was your first impression? Because you, I don't think you stayed at Wii Ho last time, did you? I think we've always been a Wii O, but we didn't really go out.

We did Coler City one time, but we usually do Wii Hoax. Yeah, so how was that? How has it been so far? You know, it's okay for us. You know, we love the city. We love everybody. Yeah. But. No, I'm not challenging you. But, oh, just a case.

I'm not waiting for you to slip up. But we went to a dispensary, and we didn't realize that it had a certain theme to the dispensary, I'd say. Yeah. You know? And the reason why we didn't realize it. Could you elaborate? Yeah. I was saying like, like, especially being like in the Midwest, I feel like here is more like PDA type of like gay.

Yeah. Like no. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. No, they're out and proud. Yeah.

They're not hiding gays. Well, I always say it's like I go to a coffee shop. It's like I won't see like three three couples. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We walked in there and we saw a lot that I was like, oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. That's just something you don't see every day. Yes.

And then this is how I knew what confirmed it was they wouldn't talk to us as individuals in the dispensary. They would only talk to Mike and I realized. They thought you were the bottom. They thought I was the bottom. So I started taking control back. Like, no. We'll take Sativa. Can I?

Go start the car, baby. Can I be honest? Y'all is so well dressed. If you guys are, you're walking around West Hollywood, you guys look like a gay couple. You think so? 100%. Because both of us have too much sweat.

If I took you to, like, I'm going to a gay party tonight. If I took you all hard again. So is it themed a gay party? No, it's not themed. Or it's a party. Or it's a party. It's Hillary Duff. I mean, come on.

What else? It's a Hillary Duff party. What if he asked you that question, though. Would you feel comfortable? What he said he's going to a gay party? What if me and you said we're going to a party in? Austin was just like, is it just a black party? That's all different.

It is different. He's a gay party. I'm like, yeah, soup dog. I'm trying to see like where. No, it's a back-show raven party that happens to be that. I'm trying to say where is the scale tip? Like, if it's like 60% gay people there, is it considered a gay party? Is it a Lizzie McGuire party?

No, it's a Hillary Duff. She's on concert and it's the after party. Oh. Oh. I thought it was a Hillary Duff themed party. I mean, I'm not. I don't know. She's going to be there.

I think she's showing up to the party. She has, she has, I'm sorry. She has music out, yeah. She has, is that offensive that I don't know that? No, I'm not. Okay. I don't think there's any. My bad, Hillary Dove stands.

I don't, what does Hillary Dove do? Is she an actress normally? Yes. That's what I know. I would consider a party gay. Uh-huh. If it was like led and led by gay organizers and gay community members that were inviting a lot of gays. Got it.

And it's not like we stop you at the door. And, you're like, hey. Hey. You got to prove it. This guy's got to suck a little bit before. You know what I mean? But like it's kind of, but it's so strange because I'll go to a gay bar.

And when I see people, it's weird because I just automatically presume you are a couple. I would just presume you're a couple. And it doesn't even, and I've been gay for so long that I don't even, I don't say your whole life. No, I don't even. Was it third grade? Yeah. No, but I've been gay for so long It doesn't even look weird to me anymore

Because when I first came out I was like oh that's a little straight Even I was like Okay Now that we're talking about Now that we're talking about gay shit Well not I'm not done yet Because I was like

You know When he gets in his fucking groove You can't stop him No no I was I was like man This is a little weird You know what I mean He's a little gay It was like yeah

But now I will ever once in a I'll venture into like straight porn Once I'll be like that looks It doesn't look normal to me Oh damn Yeah Oh wow I'm tringing to straight porn.

Everyone, so I get a little kinky. That's crazy. That's like kinky too. Yeah, but I'm still looking. That's so different. Yeah, I'm just still looking at the dick. Can you believe what this man is putting his dick in? Yeah.

I guess so. Okay. A vagina. Yeah. I just look for the, if I was going to watch straight porn, focus on the penis and I'd make sure that they crop out the boobs. And just you see the interesting. You know what I mean? Speaking of gay porn.

Oh. Oh. We have to talk about heated rivalry. Hassan. Austin. Austin. You're an enterprising, industrial

young adult that's actually super old as a matter of fact you are you are one foot in the grave at this point

excuse you have you decided to up your industrial output of course Hassan there's nothing

I like more than a small business yeah that's right and guess what I as a small business owner

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Go to Shopify.com slash fear. That's Shopify. Have you guys seen heated rivalry? Do you guys know what heated rivalry? Is that the hockey? Yes. No. So I haven't seen it, but someone from like upstairs neighbors from TMG,

they did a whole episode theme around it, but I still. And a lot of our listeners were telling us to do it. So I do the normal thing. I go to Twitter first to see it. And I was like, ah, this is why they keep telling it. He's very gay. But it's also very good. I guess you.

I've seen it. I've seen one episode. He's seen more than he. I watched the whole season and the reason why... It's a TV show. It's a TV show by... I think the guy who made Letterkenny. Oh, really?

Yeah. Can you look that up, actually? I think I saw them at the Golden Globes. But yeah, they're like the It Girl now. I get it. I get it, though, because He did rivalry, it's a very gay sexual show and it's a beautiful show. It's a beautiful, beautiful show. It's about two rookies, okay, that are both gay, that have this major robbery.

One's number one. one's number two. And yeah, it's made by the guy. It's actually like, like almost a smut style book that someone wrote. And then the guy who made it actually made like Letterkenny and stuff too. So it's supposed to be like they shot it super fast. Like letter can he's like a very Canadian. Yeah.

And then there's a character name Shorzie who's a hockey player. And then that became its own. Yeah. So, um, yeah, Letterkenny is like an institution in Canada. But basically this guy like they, they shoot this in like 37 days. I don't think they expected it to go discreet. crazy. Right? And it has been

I mean, it's been the talk of the town. Everyone's talking about it. Zoraamam Dani shouts out to our boy. He referenced it the other day in one of his like, you know, mayoral press conferences. And I watched it because everyone in my audience is very gay and they're like, you have to watch it, you have to watch this. I was like, oh, fuck it,

whatever, I'll watch it. And I watched the first two episodes. And the first two episodes, they lay it on thick. And by that, I mean, there's a lot of sex. There's a lot of so much gay sex. Are they love interest, though, two rivals? Yes. Okay.

Yeah, it's a lot. They play for different teams? Yeah, they do. And they play for two teams that are competing against one another. Like, there are two teams that are, like, rivaled against one another. And it's forbidden love. And it's placed in a time when, like, it's not right now. It's placed on a time when, like, it was definitely a lot more difficult to be out as a gay man,

especially in, like, as a professional athlete. So it talks I mean it still is But like But back then it was like Especially like unacceptable right So it's all centered around Forbidden Love and it's a beautiful story

I really like this Even though some of the acting is like a little corny But the first two episodes were just like so Like the first two episodes There's like there's like a steep climb Where they they just give you a lot of stuff up front Like you're gonna see a lot of buttocks Okay

And then after that it gets really good. The story is really good. If you can get through the gay filter, like they filter you. They're like, if you can't go through this, don't watch the right. You don't deserve it. It's kind of like the, what we were just talking about, getting into your party. Exactly. And this is, and this is my call out. Dude, before you get in. Hold on, hold on. What? That's Austin's gay card I have in my hand. I'm putting it in my pocket. Because you haven't finished. What? Because Austin watched the first episode and quit. And I have text message. No, no, no, no, no, hold on.

Straight man don't get to interrupt. What? Oh, yeah. Thank you. We don't interrupt. Thank you. Okay. This man, what kind of stragged is telling me, he's a straggard. When you say it is a

straight man, talking to a gay man who is a gay card right now. All right. It feels a little. Hold on. Let me put these texts into context. Okay, let me read the text first before you put it into context. Okay, hold on there, big dog. Read my text. Hear me out. I sent Austin a text message.

after watching the first two episodes, we had chopped it up about it, whatever, okay? Yeah. And I sent Austin a text message last night, a thoughtful one because I felt bad for like constantly, you know, making homophobic jokes at his expense. After watching this, I got woke.

Yeah. Okay. And then he brought me back in. He made me, he made me not woke again. Wait, you just took my homeoff, you took my gay car, but now I'm,

because I'm gay, okay. Okay, all right. And you're not. Okay, okay. I said, episode three is a banger. Also, these gays were moving like lesbians in

2011 he goes oh of heated robbery I said ain't no way they're moving in like this because they episode three is beautiful love story they get they immediately hook up for the first time and then they move in with one another whatever it's like not something that's very common Austin said I can't even watch

it the gay sex was too much for me to which I responded with give it to me to which I responded with you're a pussy it is a lot though and he said

he called you something you don't like no that's right I don't like I don't like this I'm saying I love me some pussy he said it's kind of camp it's kind of camp gay sex

you know I said you watch gay porn Lamau and you said no maybe I just have too much gay sex myself my life is a heated rivalry I said flex and he asked if you used to you my life is a heater rive

I text his son to rage bait him because I'm entertained by him. He's defending himself because he knows the guys are going to come after him for saying this. No, no, no, no. I rage bait him all the time and I knew he would get, I get a rise out of him. And I, what, of course, he's like too much, really, too much gay sex? You know how much gay sex and porn that I watch? Are you being sarcastic?

No, I'm serious. So your take is. My take is. Your take is. What? The gay sex and heated rivalries kind of mid. No. No.

No, no. Oh, no. Oh, hey, hey, hey, Will, you want half of it? No, no, no, no, no. You can't take half of it. No, that's, I think that's a good role. You can't be gay for the rest of the episode. Wait, what the fuck.

You can. Yeah, all right, let's go. Oh, fuck. You're straight, man, this episode. All right, fuck, Cassan, I don't... Come on. You're gay, you're straight. I'm not gonna enjoy it.

You're straight. You're straight. That's gross. Come on. I only give hand jobs. Hey man. Look, look. I look,

Heater Robber is a beautiful story. I've only gotten through one episode because I've been working so long. You don't even know. What are you even know? It's a beautiful story. It is a beautiful story. Last night.

They do. They do. All right, let's plug these calls. God, I'm excited. This is my favorite part last time. Oh, yeah. All right. We're taking our first call.

What's your wildest thought? What's your wildest thought? And the prompt is, what's your wildest thought? We should do what you're gayest. You should do what you're gayest. No, there'll be a lot of answers They've done that

They've done the gayest one Right Probably we never ask it But we're not allowed To ask that question I mean I give you the past Probably get Oh thanks

Yeah You're welcome You have my blessing We have a gay friend Yeah Austin There's 10 gay guys Surrounded me

And I just I told them you said I can say That's right The word that I said That's right That's right That's right

Show me You know I give them the blessing Yo Hello Hello Hello Hello

Can you hear us Yeah I can hear you It's a little It's a little fuzzy But I can hear you all Perfect Welcome to You're actually on Fear and podcast actually

So when you hear other voices That's the reason But I got a question for you All right What's what's going on What's some of your wildest thoughts? I mean I got a few but one of them

that was something that's been on my mind lately is I realize I have a pain fetish Oh Did you say pain? Yes, pain A-I-N- Oh, he spelled it Okay, now in your,

Can you describe what sort of pain like Is this a sexual fetish? Yeah, like the girl, you know, choking me, biting me really hard you know, pouring a little bit of, like, hot oil on my chest. It just keeps getting, okay, we're getting somewhere. What else? What else?

So, I don't know if you guys remember. I was on here a couple. I was on the call with, uh, with Noel. The white girl was trying to eat my ass. Oh, did you? We don't remember, bro. We don't know you. No, but, um, yeah.

Did she eat it? No, no, she did. She did. She did? Yeah, she did. Did you like it? A little bit. Okay.

How did you discover like you had like a pain fetters? Like what was like your, is like the gateway? Yeah. Oh, like you said what was the gateway? Yeah. Did you stub your toe while nutting? No, she, you know, we would do the thing and she would just like bite me, you know, little harder and harder.

And she would ask me like, is that too much? I'm like, no, that's good. And then it got, you know, more aggressive. You know, light slaps and whatnot. And then it kind of turned into like a roleplay thing, especially nowadays with the whole ice stuff. You know, we do, you know, I'm thinking, you know, what, like, roleplay with ice.

It's going to be the Border Patrol agent, and I'm going to be the guy on the run. She's going to catch me. Are you a Latino, sir? Am I what? Latino. Latino, yes. Wait, what is she?

Bro, she probably Latino, too, it's ice. What is she? I'm a Latino and, you know, I got a thing for white girls, you know? Oh, no way. That makes it a thousand times worse. I'm tired of playing a safe nowadays, you know? Oh.

Wait, wait, so what's your other... Bro, if you get detained, you're going to nut next time. What's your other wildest thought? Because you said you got multiple. I wanted to know how far he was... You said, what's my limit? No, no, no. Yeah, that's what I was going to ask.

Do you think you're going to be getting kicked in the balls? my limit would probably be anything electrical. Anything electrical? God damn. Anything electrical, anything like, you know, she can eat my ass but nothing's going inside.

You keep bringing up the ass eating. That has nothing to do with pain. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Stop the phone, hold the phone. Hold the phone. You says she can eat your ass but nothing inside. Can you clarify that? Because you realize when she's eating your ass, she's tickling the same thing that would be tickled if something was inside of it.

Well, no, like when her tongue's down there, I feel it, you know, kind of. What if it comes up in the roleplay? What if she's like, listen, this hombre's got about a kilo of meth up his ass. We need to get full cavity. I don't know. One day she just like a tape. He just glossed asses in that. No, no, no.

No, no. No, no. I mean this. I meanness. Like, you're, you're, you're,

I got another thing. Okay. I got to, I was talking to my co-work for the other day. She's, um, she's of the lesbian descent.

Right. What the fuck does that mean? She's a island of lesbos. Genetically lesbian. No, we were, um, we were talking about,

she just started, where I work, she just started talking about, um, you know, her, her selection, her loadout.

And she was saying, he kind of, it's bad for girls that mess with studs because, you know, they can, don't get me wrong. I guess they can go for 9, 10, 11, 12, but it's cold, you know,

it's lifeless, there's no pulse, it's not a human being. What? He's talking about dildos, what 12? 12's crazy. Lesbians are working with 12ers? Oh, wait, hold on. So you're telling me the reason you don't want something

in your ass is because it doesn't feel human like. well I don't know this is just what me and my co-worker were talking about you're just crazy though you've piqued my genuine curiosity here

I don't understand like do you feel like you'll be gay if something goes in it it's like it's different like I'm not I don't shame any kinks or anything like that no no I'm just

I don't get it it's just interesting to talk about you know she has one set up she puts on like a belt and then she gets gets a piece on and then she hooks it up like a tow hitch

oh my god like a toll hitch is crazy oh dude listen I got an idea for you you know what you should do for your next role play you should set up outside of a home depot and have her come pick you up to redo the bathroom oh my god I mean that's where he's at now that's a good one

he said that's a good Like you. I loved it. Or, um, you know, I can be the gardener that fucked up the yard. Yeah. Who'd you vote for? But I'm going to get fed and fucked, you know. Wait, yeah, who did you vote for if you don't mind me asking?

What do you mean? In the presidential election. Oh, the election, um, honestly, I could care less because this country's going to shit. But I'm a server So I'll take that no tax on tips from Trump Oh my God He's like He's a lazy sellout

I'm just be real Man's gonna pay his rent out here You know? I did my taxes And Did you save that money though? President 45, 47, 48 Whatever the fuck he is

I get some money back this year So Yeah well Thank you for your time Sir idiot, bro. It sure would be when he said the eye shit. God damn it.

He knows what. He's got a deportation fetters. I know Trump is fucking with that stupid ass, no tax. They're not even going to check to see if he followed through on that either. I'm going to be honest. I'm going to be honest. At least he's making the most of it. You know?

Oh, you guys are focused on the tip thing and not the deportation. Oh, I was focused on the tip thing. All right. Well, we got an hour in there. And I think we should do more of these at and behind the Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for watching another episode of the Fear and podcast.

Crash Dummies, thank you so much for coming. You want to chat anything out? You're going on tour. You're on tour. You're going on tour. We should announce it probably. Is this coming out Sunday? Maybe the week after.

Monday. Sold out Chicago show. Yeah. We're going to be on tour. We'll be doing these calls live. Yeah. Hell yeah. And they're going to be in Portland, Oregon.

Yeah, going to be in Portland. Make sure you come through the live show. He's going to be on stage. I'm going to be on stage. Nobody's going to know who the fuck I am. Listen, I know, listen, every man has thought about it about the homies. You know, they try to lock it away

in the deepest, darkest part of their mind. Brother, brother, you might be gay. He's using that as a term of endearment. Yeah, like, that's nothing wrong with that. No, there's nothing wrong with it. In fact, once you have the taste of sweet, tasty, beautiful cock, You will never go back. What?

What? You never had a taste. Wait. Do you want to suck your homies dick too or do you just want to fuck his ass? You got a cul-patrice. You can be honest. Tell me about it. No, no, no, no, no.

What do you think his whole looks like? I'm a recent listener to the pod. You know, last year, I heard a dude about the double standards. And listen, I have to agree with them. You know, he said, we'll stop in the volleyball. And you know, I'm not saying I would do it, but you know if I could do it, you know, you can though you have this free will you a download grinder where are you Oh, I'm not let him let him let him I'm not trying to fuck him. I'm just saying let let him eat yeah let him ease into it. You're kind of snatch him to the community. Sometimes you got to dive into the deep Oh, Portland, Portland Oregon. Oh my God.

Fuck his butt. Shut the fuck up. and touch your toes. Austin's going to show you where the wild goose goes. All right, you gotta fuck them up. You all, y'all doing a live show out here in Portland.