Fear& - Hasan Piker and Will Neff meat size exposed (real) .. | Fear&Arms Trafficking

Episode Date: August 1, 2022

We have range here at Fear& incorporated. One week it's the entire minecraft extended universe. The next week it's Russian political acivists, musicians and sex workers. Topics for today's episode include Hasan and Will's d*ck sizes, butt stuff, p*rn industry secrets, h*ntai.. yeah this video is definitely not getting monetized.🐥follow our guests!🐤Nadya: https://twitter.com/pussyrrriotEva: https://twitter.com/EVAELFIE🐤follow the boys!🐥Fear&: https://twitter.com/FearAndPodHasan: https://twitter.com/HasanthehunWill: https://twitter.com/TheWillNeffPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/fearand Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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For free assistance, call the Connex Ontario helpline at 1-866-531-2600. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. we're back yeah that's right dude we're freaking back and not only are we back but we're back in a big way that's right right. Perhaps the biggest way. If you're hungry for more Minecrafter content, you are not going to get it today, boys and girls. We like that. Never let them know your next move. No, we're switching. We go to Amsterdam.

We hang out with the Minecrafters. That's right. We come back to Los Angeles, baby. And we got sex workers extraordinaire, female entrepreneur legends, dissidents of the Russian government. All sorts of crazy things are happening. And then we have me and Will Neff. Do either of you play Minecraft? That's going to hurt our metrics.

God damn it. Okay. Cut it. Cut it. Cut it. Okay. They don't play Minecraft. They both play Minecraft.

I said it. I thought they played Minecraft. I'm so sorry, everybody. I know you were juiced for this next wave of content creators that we're going to have on here on Fear And. That's right. We're back, dude. We're back.

We're in a big way. And for the second episode, I thought we should have one of Will and I's favorite adult actresses on Up and Coming. Can I say Up and Coming? Is that appropriate? I i'm gonna look at nadia a lot for this um is it appropriate i mean it's a double entendre because because well the reason why i'm looking at you as well is because uh we have eva alfie here with us okay alongside nadia uh from pussy riot i want you guys to introduce yourselves uh as well because i'm i did a horrible job i'm a bad person at this like i'm not good at my job okay well it sounded like you have the whole crowd in your studio yeah well that's that's

you've been here before you know how it is we just have our uh our tech guy billy rave brains over there fresh off hard summer yeah he. Yeah, he's a little... He showed up today to set up the podcast with glitter still on his face. True. Good thing we don't pay him. So I have him enslaved and trapped in my basement. That's right. So that's fine.

But yeah, Eva might have a little bit of a language block every now and then um because she is fresh off the boat if you will uh right out of russia i guess right yeah did you come here from russia or do you you were traveling the world i'm traveling a lot and i was in thailand bali singapore god damn dubai yeah journey yeah yeah and were you Bali, Singapore, and Dubai. You're on a journey. Were you doing a Fortnite event with Mizkif in Dubai? No. Regardless, this is Eva's first ever

English interview that she's ever done. To be honest, today is my first podcast in English. Fucking nervous. Don't be nervous. We're terrible at this. We're bad. We're bad at this.

So do not worry about that. But I do have a lot of questions for both of you guys. So I think it'll be fun. But, you know, anytime there is any sort of like anything that's lost in translation, you know, you can ask Nadia as well. I hope Nadia will help me today. I think, yeah. And Nadia is a wonderful in translation you know uh you can ask nadia as well i hope nadia will help me today i think yeah

and and nadia is a wonderful uh second time comer into the hasanabi broadcast but also we're not doing that right now we're going to be doing that in a little bit sure and uh i recognize her from that or from being arrested for many different things that she's done in Russia. Or her art. Or her art as well. I think I've been arrested 100 times or something. There you go. She just loves it. She loves getting arrested. Horny jail is my favorite.

Yeah. So this is kind of like that. This is kind of like a Russian prison, but in a content form, I would say. So that's what we're doing. I have an important question can americans order horny jill yeah yeah we're looking is that your merchandise horny jill yeah pull that shit up marsh let's take a look let's take let's take a look at the

horny jill merch yeah um that's cool so you have you have merchandise all right that's that's that's fire when did you start doing uh porn and how four years ago four years ago yep and that when we found out about her oh for sure it was so strange i'm uh uh like um looking for some job, like an actress and a model. And I found a porn. Yeah. Yeah. Elfyshop.com. But we didn't realize yet.

A merch, it will be at August soon. Oh, my God. We looked up elfyshop.com. And the first thing that comes up is definitely not your it's a children's clothes i don't think that's what it's like that's i'm looking at that would be such a flex though yeah baby onesies yeah no definitely not that's not we're yeah no okay all right that right. That's... Never mind. All right. We're not pulling up the merch.

So four years ago, you're looking to become an actress. What happened? Is it like a backroom casting couch type situation? You go in and they're like... I found one. What? Oh, you'll learn a few things about your best friend today. Now I need a translator.

What did you just say? I just said, what's up? What's going on? How are you doing? Really? Yeah. That sounded way dirtier than that. No, it was not.

Okay. I don't know dirty Russian words. Like, I know, like, da, da, da, va, da, va. Yeah, yeah, it's good. Yes, yes. Yeah. Faster. Right?

Isn't it? Da va? Da va, da va. Yeah. Why do I know that? Find out later in the episode. We're going to talk about that. Um, but I feel like you had a video that went super viral.

Am I remembering that correctly? You had one specific, which video was that again? I weren't you in like a chairlift or something. Am I crazy? There was one where one where she was like cucking uh her boyfriend while her boyfriend is like googling something but that's not the one I think the one that's the one Hassan liked no no that was like that that one popped off too but

like uh Hassan had me eat a breakfast burrito in front of him today yeah that's my new fetish we're gonna talk about that in a second as well that's that's my that's my new fetish is like making people eat things that i can't eat because i'm like losing weight but um i think it was it was just like the basic like girlfriend stuff that she did i think you had shorter hair back then um and uh that one blew up a little bit but that wasn't like you've had a gradual success you've've had like, you know, you've been you've been on the up and up. Yeah, but it was a little bit strange. And we make a studio points in Europe. And my boyfriend said to me that why are we doing that?

Let's do it shoot together on camera. And we make very Russian video like this interview in Russia, very old. I don't know how to say in English. They have carpet. Yep, yep, yep. And I'm just masturbating for him and that's all. And this video was really popular in Pornhub. It was our first video, like 10 millions.

And yep. Did you make a lot of money off that the first video ever like did because from what I understand Pornhub actually monetizes pretty well yeah it's good like YouTube how much money did you make if you don't mind me asking from your first ever porn video like three thousand dollars that's pretty good for one video the first video is good because if you're a porn actress in Europe and you're working you can you can get only $500

for one video that's crazy that's not a lot of yeah and so you sell your rights to and you sell your rates to... And you sell your rates to the production company for $500?

Jeez. Yeah. And you don't even control your own... If you do girl videos, it's only $300. Yeah. So it's like $100. Okay, those rates are bad. Those are not good rates, I don't think.

So, but you took matters of your own hands and you started you know uh doing it on your own and you blew up and that's great you've traveled the world i want to ask um well i mean nadia you've done some some sex work stuff what was what was your journey like into sex work i have only fans um Well, it was... It started from during the lecture. We were hanging with during the lecture and we were chatting about where the three...

Like, where it consists of three letters, starts on N, finishes on T, that I'm not allowed to say in the studio. Oh, you can say it. Wait, what? Nut? NFT. NFT?

Oh, NFT. I saw it oh nft that was wrong that was not what i was thinking of at all i was not even thinking of nft i'm sorry loads i was talking about my i'll hold dl for that okay nft sales and i was like i just made half a mil in this video that i sold and the room was like yeah but um you just made half a mil in this video that I sold. And Doreen was like, yeah, but, you know, I made so-and-so on just, you know, like not even full nudes. It's just, you know, some like slightly erotic content. And I was like, oh, that's interesting. Why didn't I do both? And then I started on the fence.

And my experience was great because I've heard about people not having not a fantastic experience, but I think it depends on your audience. And because I built my audience for ages, for years. Tell me what's the best way for adults. Yeah. I mean, because you have more control. Why you don't have OnlyFans? Why don't I have OnlyFans? That's a great question.

Yeah. There's a question on everybody's a great question. Yeah, Hasan. There's a question on everybody's mind. I'm not even kidding. This is my first question I ask you when we're hanging in real life. Yeah, you're so big and so handsome. Wow. I am. Thank you.

Thank you. NUT, Hasan. Where's the NUTs? So the reason why I don't have it is because I grow up very fat. I have a lot of like body dysmorphia and i just i would not be able to to consistently post content on there like it would just break my brain so i do i i i respect people who are able to do it like i i think it's wild that people are able to do it i can't do it but i think the fact that only fans um gives you freedom to do pretty much everything you want you can film yourself you can tune yourself yeah no they've they've

tried to get me to do it before like i think uh there's the only fans itself i think like had like the owners of only fans i think like they had another project potentially like they've reached out to my management before to try to be like only fans is not just about porn and i'm like okay but that's the cool stuff one thing like a really good thing to say about on the fence so when we're collecting money for ukraine in the beginning of the war on the fence donated 500 east which is like was almost two million dollars at the time what is it now? Probably not that. Well, $100. I mean, I'm freaking terrible.

Quick math. $700 is the cost of Ethereum right now and it's $500. But maybe you know the situation. OnlyFans blocked all pages for Russian girls and it was a big problem for Russian adults. Many girls lost pages. and yeah that sucks

that's not great i mean they should like i'm a i'm an advocate for the for the russian people i mean you guys are both russian yep um i'm a yeah yeah wait what siberian siberian okay from the frozen north that's crazy crazy. How does that work? With real beer, you know? What? With real beer. Bear. Yeah.

They're like Russian Canadians. We should make a shoot for the bear in the studio. You want to do a photo shoot with a bear? Yeah, a porn photo shoot or something of that nature. That's something I'd be interested in. That's going to be next step after carpet in the wall like uh like yeah like i mean you could do like a bear outfit you know what i mean like wear bear outfit but naked i don't know i was actually gonna i'm thinking about a good person for that yeah this was yeah you could kick off your only fans career as a bear

as a bear yeah no one would know they could only identify you by your nips yeah that's what that's what my thing would be i'll be like a in a first year but a bear first i think that's very famous political competition i think you will be very popular for men yeah oh no for sure i mean yes but maybe probably not i'm too i'm too uh selfconscious. I would never be able to do it. I've seen you arch your back before. We were going to, actually, I was going to suggest that we suggest porn director style concepts later as well. So we'll get to that. Dude, I am right. I knew you were going to be so into that.

I would be the Stanley Kubrick of porn. Yeah, oh, for sure. Yeah. Oh, very tasteful. Very tasteful yeah very tasteful stuff we got a lot of we have artistic ready here's my idea for you're so humble here's my listen i know what i'm good at i can't read i can do this here's my idea for porn have you guys seen marriage story with daniel driver and i've heard you talk about this okay go on so we have a couple

at a table and they're arguing they're fighting they're reaching the end of their marriage right it's painful it's emotional in the background totally apropos of nothing slightly out of focus two people fucking that's all we watched the entirety of the argument tears joy love but then but then in the back there's something for everybody yes like it's like it's like a treat for you maybe your girlfriend wanted to watch marriage story and you didn't want to watch exactly now you can watch eva elfie uh you know have sex with her boyfriend in the window in the other as two juilliard trained actors go through the end of a relationship. Juilliard trained of dick. So, you know, just same. I like that.

I like that a lot. Hey, I have a good story for you guys. Do you know who William Dafoe is, the actor? He was, okay, apparently the legend is he was supposed to do a full penetration scene in a movie called Antichrist. Yeah. And the legend is he was like,

of course I'll do it. And he pulled his penis out and it was so obnoxiously huge that the director was like we can't use that okay I have a correction on this it's not actually a full penetration scene it was a scene where the dick is gushing blood

sorry but go on but what was the problem? the problem was that his penis was too huge and it was going to be distracting. But it had to penetrate or it had to just appear? No, no, no, no. Apparently, only. No, no, no.

He pulls it out for a scene. And in that scene, I believe his dick is supposed to be like spraying blood or gushing blood. And director Lars Van Trier looked at Willem Dafoe's penis and said, this is distracting for my arthouse picture. So he had to use a stunt penis. A cock double double I was thinking he's radical yeah he's a coward he's

a coward for not giving us he compromised the real the real Willem Dafoe cock I don't mind a big penis yeah yeah well that's actually a question we we have a we have a bunch of questions that I'm sure you get all the time as women uh across the board regardless right and also especially uh as sex workers as well

and i wanted to rattle a couple off but this is a good segue into that does size matter on the way here i watched your video on that topic video was great yeah i don't think so that's a i think that's a better when you use some toys and you talk with your partner and you know what she likes he likes and it's you're a size queen i like how dicks look so when they're super tiny it's just not super interesting to me you're never like that's a fascinatingly small penis visually compelling yeah i never saw it um i mean like i i think it never happened with me in real life so i'm just trying to fuck someone they have like super small penis i don't think it's that um happens that often i had a sex with small penis and where we talk how small are we talking like micro or like this that's that's a small penis

a small penis okay she's like that's how wide it was yeah she's like yeah the thickness the girth it's so tiny what sizes do you have guys i have a good question i have a very pretty seven inch penis this is a very nice one seven inches what uh how many kilometers is it i do i don't know that i can't do the conversion i have i have a similar size penis. I'm very fond of it. I'm very fond. I'm lucky though, because I'm not, I'm like a normal sized human.

So my seven inch penis on my frame looks huge. He's built like Shaquille O'Neal and on him, his seven inch penis doesn't look as great. I think it's still, it's a great penis. It's still, it's a great penis.

I've had no complaints. Right. That's all I'm going to say. But I'm like monster truck tires on a Prius. Have you seen each other's penises? Have we seen each other's... Yes, we have seen each other's penises. He has a penis tip like a Darth Vader.

I pull my penis out a lot. He has a penis like a Darth Vader helmet. I have a theory... Erection penis? Like in the shower, you... Like... Erect penises? Yeah.

I don't think I've... I don't think we've ever seen each other's erect penises. No, you don't see each other's erect penises. No't think i've i don't think we've ever no you don't no you don't see each other's erect no that's good i have this theory though that's good when you when you have when you have a best friend you don't know them and you can't trust until you see their cock you have to see their cock it's like it's like a it's like a it's like one of these it's like it's like a yeah it's a handshake but with our cock hey nice dick how do i become friends with you guys listen it's not just the penis showing there's a lot of phases that lead up yes but the penis showing is like the stamp it's the culmination of approval it's like the culmination what are

you doing later after the stream we are going to be live streaming which is not we will not be able to show our penises to you guys if that's what you want to see on the live stream. I want to be friends with you. Yeah. Okay. Maybe... This is my second idea for a pornography. Okay.

So, yeah. We're doing... Okay. So, we're doing our best friendship active ritual. And then you guys walk in and you're like, oh, my God. Two straight guys are showing each other their penis. Yeah.

Attractive Russian girl makes them feel very nervous. Yeah. Not gay. They both blush. and then walrus country yeah um there's another okay there's another fun penis story for you guys uh so in euphoria are you guys familiar with euphoria it's hbo show about teenagers played by like fucking 35 year old people yeah even though we live in the forest what we are familiar even though we live in the forest yeah they have euphoria i don't know she looked at me like she doesn't know do you know what euphoria is have you seen it okay perfect i haven't so that's why i expect people not to know either um but apparently on the show uh marsh is on euphoria if you see his makeup yeah you do look like you're on euphoria marsh does look like he's on euphoria right now but uh in the show there's a lot of like dick

shots right there's a lot of shots where where dicks are out and apparently on the show for all those dick shots they used doubles one of the actors had like uh like a nice one right like a dick like a fake penis and from what i've heard and this is some tea for you guys his real penis is much smaller than the dick double that they use on the show so now the entire world thinks this man has a whopper yeah but he actually doesn't have a whopper so it's it's disappointing apparently i'm not gonna name names i i think that's one of the worst things that can happen that is so bad if you get a reputation as a fat dick dude and then you go back to your life and it's just a constant disappointment yeah you're just you're it's a sequence of l's that you're delivering i would rather have the word on the

street be that i have a small penis and then like exceed those expectations i don't know i don't know if that's... At that point, I feel like just having it out is the best thing that can happen. Just pull it out? No, because like... A press conference is like... Ladies and gentlemen.

This is the real meat and then put it on the table. Or maybe... That made a noise. Or maybe... It's a fact. In the circumstance that we were talking about, it's more like a... Like a... Anyway.

I have another question. Are you circumcised? Yes. Do you like it? I'm Muslim. Oh, I'm... No. I love it.

I hate it. My dick is built for speed. I hate it. Yeah. I think it's so... What, how do you say it? I think it's so barbaric. I mean, I think it's mutilation.

It's not ideal. I hate it. I hate it. Oh, you think it's mutilation? I do think so. ideal i hate it i hate it i do think i agree i'm i'm an intactivist really listen i go to the rallies we have clubs i'm gonna be real i have a very attractive penis i like the way my penis looks i love the way my penis looks as well it's very proportionate it's built for speed i love i love the way my dick looks as well. However. I mean, I just think it's not humane practice to cut penises. So, I mean, I don't mind when they're already cut because like what people can do about it. I think the grass is always greener.

What about you? But then again, I've never heard. Why? Do you prefer circumcised or not circumcised? I prefer cut penis. It's like, it's very natural head we're back we're back we're in for us yeah hey hey what's up you guys see i'm dude there's something about a nice circumcised penis it just it looks fast he's built for speed he's ready

here's my argument i've seen botched circumcisions. Okay. Well, I don't know. I went to a boarding school, so I saw a lot of penises. I don't. I've never seen a botched circumcision. I saw like half on half off. But Manuel Ferreira, for example, he has like a, he's not circumcised. Friend of the show, Manuel Ferreira.

Are you guys familiar? Have you ever had sex with him? Mm-hmm. Okay. People say he's great. He's a good dude. Yeah. Love the guy. So he has a fat one

yeah he does but also he's not circumcised but also his like foreskin is like gripping his shit so that one is like a situation where like it might even be better if he got circumcised because that's a circulation no that's the thing like apparently you can have like a foreskin that's too small for your for your hog um however the counter i was going to because i am i am a famous that's too big for your hog i am i am a famous intactivist like a little brother wearing his big sister's tube top. It's just like his entire body. It does look like that. But I am a famous intactivist. Sure. And one thing I will always argue is that, one, we do not consent.

No. That's important. Two, I am of the mindset that if you're not circumcised, I have this idea in my head. I don't know if it's true or not but this is what goes on in anti-activist circles this is what they claim is that like we have lost sensitivity because our shit's just rubbing up against fabric from day one whereas yeah i'll take that the foreskin on the other hand protects listen my penis has got a job to do well in my experience it's absolutely true it's um

they they had a penis so much more sensitive if they're not that's what i'm saying can you imagine the pleasures that we are missing out on and so when i suck i don't worry about that they get so much more i listen i get where i'm going i'm a hedonist you know what i mean they're moaning and stuff and i love that and when you suck circumcised penis okay wait hold on that is true wait what do you mean i'm still moaning don't misunderstand this i still very much i'm completely straight faced yeah very good is that i think i enjoy what's happening never i'm not even thinking about how pleasurable this would be if i had my foreskin i like how my penis is a little battle-hearted.

He's going in there with a mission. You got punished penis? Yeah. He wears a little eye patch. Here is another question. Should we talk about vaginas and clits? Because we talk a lot about penises. Sure, of course.

Do you have any questions? Do you have a question for us about this? Because we asked you about the penises. We can tell you about the vaginas I'm entering an era where I appreciate Fat pussies more Interesting What do you mean by that? It's a whole category

Where they're just like a big pussy Are you talking about the lips? You can touch it like this Yes, I love it too Well, not the lips It's a touch it like this. Yes, I love it too. Yes. Well, not the lips. It's, it's, it's a whole, Marsh, pull that up for us. Well, it's like, you're talking about like the cheeks of the pussy.

Yeah. Not the lips. I get it. Like this, this thing. Yes. Yeah. What do you think about Arby's We Own the Meats? Not as big.

Not as big into that no okay i have no i'm just i'm of the mindset that i'm excited when i see a pussy so i'm like great thank you yeah every time i see it i'm like that's keep doing you yeah that's awesome yeah i can't wait to be all up in that great um okay guys i have one more question for you. Sure. Tits or ass? Tits or ass? Yeah. He's going to answer for me. I mean, he's a tit man.

I'm day one. He's a big tit man. Listen, but I'm- Like, uncomfortable. Mm-hmm. No. Okay, well, some of the girls who- No.

Some of the girls that he shares with me, where he's like look at this i i think that breasts are too big i think the breasts are fascinating i like large breasts but i also like like the anatomy of a shapely breast there's so much that goes into a great yeah a retro say tip prim look and stargazer the teardrop yeah like perky looking upwards you know pointing up at the sky yeah um present party included i am a uh i it's just so whack to say this but like i always have been a faceman i guess but as far as like if we're going to i know it's so i know it's whack i know i know i know i'm aware it always been minute because i when i deal with those kind of people. What do you mean? I mean, I have some shapes, but I think my face always spins. So I always attract people who are face men.

Yeah, I'm a face man. Everyone's a face person, though. No, but like. The face is how you ground. No, no. I'm saying like. That's crazy. I'm talking like if someone has a nice face.

Face gets you in the door. But like no titties, no ass, like nice face. I'm in it. I'm there. I like it. i'm fine with it um but as far as like if we're gonna reduce it down to tits versus ass i would say i would have to say probably tits yeah you know what i'm becoming in my old age though and abs man i love okay oh now you're opening now you're expanding yeah you can't just do that i can't like hand me

out the abs are huge right now abs are big muscle girl summer we are we're big advocates for muscle girl summer you guys have seen any of these muscle girls pull up lean beef patty on here let's let's let's show them pull up for me please okay that's a friend up for me that's our friend i like my natural teeth and not too big and they like touch oh yeah yeah yeah no we're we're fans of we're fans of the uh au naturel ourselves here uh i'm i'm an advocate like i i don't i i look if it makes you feel confident do you obviously but like if you ask me and some people have in the past um yeah if you ask me i'm always gonna tell you like don't get a job don't get a tit job don't get a boob job

it literally is just like i the a cups are better than i think in my personal experience but you know unless it makes you happy this is what we're talking about when we say screen i'm in yeah this is a muscle girl i'm big on this i call this a shield maiden yeah someone uh there was a there was a meme going around on the internet that said that like if you like lean beef patty like you're gay and i was like i'm gay as fuck i guess i just i want her to beat me up a little bit yeah no she's jacked muscle girl summer is what we're uh what we're we're advocating for because i do want to share how do you lose weight how do i lose weight um by not eating yeah i'm trolling my calories i'm the opposite i'm i'm what's called keto for months

keto doesn't that just rock your stomach though no i feel good really yeah and definitely on the way to that shape i have a different so i i practice something called exercise bulimia basically where i i do like a thousand plus calories on an elliptical every day i didn't eat sugar around six months it's you haven't had sugar in six months yeah that's crazy yes it was difficult like not sugar like cakes but anywhere sugars yes and there's a bread and you gotta be so low energy yeah And fruits? Sometimes. Do you just bang coffee? No.

You don't drink coffee? That's crazy. I didn't consume any sugar for a long time ago. Y'all are wild. Well, actually, I do not consume sugar right now. So if I happen to eat a lot of berries, I feel like I'm on cocaine. I'm so energized i'm like what the fuck is happening my heart beats it's great or you could just like eat sugar and then do cocaine but that's just i don't know that's just a separate suggestion i mean that's that's wild

it's more expensive billy rave could tell us about that yeah well no we're not slandering can you pull that up for us yeah can you pull up berries and cocaine yeah okay so but yeah workout wise like or staying in shape uh i gained a lot of weight over the pandemic yeah and uh we both so in la during the pandemic they shut down gyms they they discouraged like running in public and so i started doing this thing where i lived in west hollywood which is the gayest area in the world and there would be like a taj to mecca at night where the gays and i would go to a public park and work out on like a jungle gym so they he was rollerblading yeah i would rollerblade there yeah i love rollerblades rollerblade got my ass popping but what they they barricaded the jungle gyms.

So we couldn't even use the jungle gyms anymore. That's just homophobic. Yeah, it was. Have you ever been arrested by trying to work out? No, but that'd be awesome. It is outright homophobia to bar the gays in WeHo from working out. Like, what the fuck? Yeah, yeah. It's like a religious practice.

Let them have this. Let the gays work out. Yeah. I was almost arrested for just trying to hike really where in america yeah it was in los angeles in the united yeah well you know i was hiking through a hospital communist america folks you you heard it here first where were you hiking it was cherry canyon you were not allowed to be on a fucking out and about forest hike. During the pandemic, it was wild.

I hate hiking. So I just, I've never even, I've almost been arrested for having my dog out and off a leash. I got a bench warrant one time for it. It was fucking insane. My dog is, he was, passed away uh two years ago but he used to be very uh he's not the most athletic guy he's big pitbull and he was athletic he just wasn't coordinated yeah no offensive line yeah no he would he would just gas himself out basically he would wear himself out so uh i saw him do this thing with his dog it was one of the funniest things i've ever

seen he'd throw the ball one time and fish would bring back the ball and then the next 30 times he would just do the fake throw and fish would yeah he would just go back i mean he he was exercising you know what i mean so your dog was named fish yeah i would i would exercise him a lot whose name is wolf little Little Wolf, actually. Volchok. Volchok, is that how you say it? Wolf. What happened is I went...

I took him off leash and I put him on my back because I was carrying him. He's a big dog. A forest ranger rolled up in a pickup truck and was like, you're getting a citation for that. I was like, what the fuck? What do you mean like you can't have your dog off leash i'm like i'm carrying the fucking dog like calm down so you know america not so different than communist china is it that's fish oh yeah that's what it looks like um so yeah that's my that's my dog

story but getting back dog story well you got a dog story. You got a dog story? Oh, you do have a dog story. Go ahead. Tell your dog story. Yeah, I'm bad for penises. This happened yesterday. Oh, I just unplugged my mic. Marsh, am I good?

Okay. Yeah. Am I good? So I'm a big advocate for psilocybin mushrooms. I think psilocybin mushrooms are like a life changer. And I dealt with manic depressive, you know, all sorts of stuff, uh,

ADHD and mushrooms have always helped me. So I, I always have mushrooms on hand. And yesterday I went to breakfast and my dog broke out of the room that we had him in and then broke into a bag, like ripped the bag open and ate two grams of psilocybin mushrooms. And I came back and I saw the packaging on the floor and i was like oh my god oh my god oh my god i called poison control they're like this happens all the time there's not much chocolate in it so he's gonna be fine but he's he's gonna he's gonna

trip balls and i was like okay so for the whole day i was like trip sitting my my multi-poo as he like experienced ego death yeah he was crazy i know he wasn't crazy but he made some faces where he was like what the fuck is going on like you'd play for like 30 seconds then you should be like um apparently he's really chill now yeah listen to music the one thing he did that i've never listened to bob marley every little thing the one thing that he did that i've never listened to bob marley every little thing the one thing that he did that i've never seen a dog do we were like hanging out and he was laying down and he made eye contact with me and he just shit oh no yeah so after like six hours of trip setting he was he was fine he was in his mind he was like yeah isn't that kind of fucked up? You got to clean this bitch.

Looking right at it. Looking right at you like, yeah. There's one point where I swear, like, you know when you're so high and you swear that you can understand other languages? I think for the first time he understood what I was saying to him in his mushroom-addled mind, and I just saw his like. And he just said himself. He's like, holy fuck, I get what this idiot is saying

oh no he was like yeah I'm owned by an asshole fuck he looked at you and went who's the real master

you or me in this situation you're picking up my shit bitch but that was that was so stressful that's pretty funny

cool story Harley is like tiny little fucking yeah he's a menace he is a menace bought a packs a packs a big punch he's a menace. He is a menace. Pac's a big punch. He's just constantly jumping up and down shit.

Yeah, yeah. Two grams. Two grams is a lot. You do treat your dog like a white woman. Like, you are the white woman dog. I wake up and I, like, make him eggs. Yeah. Are your dog's beak how small?

He's, like, this big. But he goes on hikes all the time. And yet he still has a lot of energy because he's constantly fucking walking this thing. So he's just like, what's up? And it's sugar. Yeah. He's like, what's up? Are we not going on a hike?

Sometimes we'll leave him here and he's just pissed off. He's like, what do you mean? I'm not coming. Yeah, he gets super angry. He gets an edge. Yeah, he will. He will. He gets edgy with it.

Maybe he's mellowed out now with the mushrooms, but I love him. Yeah, he's definitely a different man. Yeah. He's a vegan now, which is really cool. It's weird. He's like listening to the Joe Rogan podcast. It's like, yeah, DMT. You got any of those in your bag? Might break into that next time.

Come back and instead of him breaking into the trash, it's him just pulling up YouTube. Yeah. Sorry, I was just looking up things that i wanted to ask um so you guys get obviously common questions we talked about does size matter you said no you said yes kind of mostly for um for just visual pleasure because i don't really think it matters that much. Well, I think men are into the visual pleasure of big penises too. Straight men. You can't watch a porn with a tiny penis. You can't. You can't do that.

Once you experience a Danny D video. Yeah, you got to see a big one. A nice ripe hog. Yeah. Yeah. It's just like, it's not cutting it. Something visual about it. Everyone's a little gay.

Everyone's a little, just a little bit. You know what I mean? Nothing wrong with that. The aesthetics of a nice yeah you just can't like you watch a porn you're not gonna you know what's he gonna do with that yeah what are you what are you doing what are you doing with that one and i mean well porn actually does uh create unrealistic standards for men for sure because like a lot of the penises that uh i'm sure you've worked with like they're not monsters right they're like monsters, right?

They're like, I mean, we're going to do an inch centimeter conversion here a little bit. Kilometers. From what I understand. Kilometers, yeah. I'm on it. From what I understand, like, seven inches is like a larger, on the larger end. What is it? What would it be?

Centimeter wise? 18. Wow, that makes my dick sound huge. I'm going centimeters for the rest of my life. No wonder. People ask you how big your penis is. 18. Don't even elaborate.

Don't say inches or anything. The metric system fucking rules, dude. But everyone assumes that it's massive. Everyone assumes that every penis in massive everyone assumes that like every penis in porn is like 10 inches which would be like what like 25 centimeters or something like that um when that's not the case right and have you have you ever hooked up with someone with like particularly large penis or you're like that's too big no because usually i make porn only with my husband. Oh, okay. And that's all, yes. And with other girls. Never mind.

But, you know, it's a... I saw a little bit secret. When you see porn, it's not real huge because cameramen use special lines. Yeah. And S so big and your teeth so big and your dick. Industry secrets. Wide lens.

When you're taking a nice penis photo, when you're taking a nice penis shot, you got to use that wide angle lens. Dude, I do the same thing when I take dick pics.

You want to know what my secret is? Have you ever heard of a coronita? No. You know what a corona is? Like the alcoholic beverage. A bottle.

Yeah, yeah. So they make something called a coronita, which is the same bottle. Tiny. But the size. And I have that in the background with like a dollhouse.

And that way my penis looks like. Yeah, but I, same, same, but with a mini diet Coke. Mini diet Coke can. I put it next to it. Like it's like towering over it.

It's like a Godzilla film. All of a sudden they're like, what the fuck? This dude's got like multiple Coke cans. It's, it's great. Wonderful. I have a few people cowering in fear yeah

in the background oh no one man from mexico has a one of the big coke like this now yeah 48 centimeters yep who is this for me from mexico yeah but i love what he said it's me about him you can google it's like he doesn't fuck yeah but that's like it's not usable 48 centimeters it's at that point it becomes like a like a disability it's a vestigial appendage at that point yeah that's like it's difficult yeah like i feel like after you hit a certain point in in size and girth like it's just you know it's a tail it diminishing returns yeah you know what i mean i'd still take it though you would you would take it i would not take it you wouldn't take it whatever i take it

yeah i'm no shot i like i uh i i i can't i there's nothing going in there you know what i mean like i've uh sometimes you wipe your butt and you're like yeah that was that was a good wipe but that's it you know what i mean i've had my ass eaten maximum that's it sure i i don't i'm terrified of sticking things in there in your butt yeah have you done have you stuck things in your butt i've done butt stuff but i don't stuff in the butt feels a little on i get like a kind of shock first of all you're not prepared you can't do butt stuff unless you prepare for it you have to prepare for it you know what i mean this is first what's up you should be horny yeah this is first but um i feel like a lot of men they do underestimate their butt and it's not necessary i'm constantly underestimating my butt it's a big problem i've

experienced men who who love me um sticking my fingers up their butt and they really like it. There is a G-spot. There is a G-spot in there. Can I tell you what we both suffer from? What? We have man butt. What is that?

You and I are both burly guys. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, I don't want anybody. We don't have nice butts to go digging around in. No, that's what I'm saying. It's like hairy. Even though I shave it.

It's burly. I shave it. Because the wiping. It's a working man's job. It's useful for the doctors to do it. It's useful for the potency. So doctors stick fingers up your buttons good for your sexual performance.

Oh. Yeah, they check your prostate. Yeah. So regardless though, I just, I am not, like I'm'm not prepared for i don't want to put anyone through that you know what i mean i'm not ready for it i don't think anyone should be ready for it with me in particular you know what i mean i just um i mean so with with one person it took around six months of gentle preparation for for him to six months you prepped his ass you were devoted you

were you were like i'm gonna be all up you were committed to getting up in your guts i love that yeah did you peg him at the end of the six months i love working i love fucking man yeah what about you have you ever fucked a man have you no you've never done it? Would you do it? I'm not sure. Not sure. Okay. Carpets on the walls. Okay, big secret about me. I have one of the biggest penis envies in the whole entire world. I really wish I

had a penis. I dream about it. Sometimes I wake up and I check and it's still not there. So that's why for me penetrating men is nice. We are not getting this video monetized. I just realized. That's sad though, because we haven't talked about anything.

We're not being lewd. This is all, well. You described in detail, like what kind of pornographic scene you would have behind adam driver's you know because that's art that's true avant-garde listen i think that's that is interesting though that we still have this like sex is still just considered like baseline lewd even though everyone does it right like we came around the corner on weed everybody's okay with weed you can talk about weed and not get fucking oh that's so dangerous but sex is still like oh my gosh there's still a stigma associated with it because of how puritanical people are yeah

unfortunately i think a lot of people in positions of power like you know they didn't necessarily have like sexual healthy sexual experiences so they you just got to keep taking that l you know they just keep bringing that uh with them to the next generation that stigma continues and also in a lot of instances it's a you know we we do kind of get off on like what we can tell women to do and not to do so it does it does have like a patriarchal misogynistic approach to sexuality. And you see it like men who have sex with a lot of women are still considered

to be hustlers. Andrew Tate. Do you guys know who Andrew Tate is? Should we? No, we're not even going to open that up. Yeah, we can pull up what he looks like. You might have seen him on TikTok if you have a tiktok yeah but he's just like a british dude he he operates uh he operates like a webcam business but like it's very it's like he fucks a

lot why do you talk about him no he actually says he doesn't uh doesn't even like having sex with women he's just a massive misogynist yeah okay um he's uh popping off on tiktok uh a lot uh recently i i debated him on there's there's kind of like an epidemic of young men who are like falling into the thought pattern of like misogyny like like old school misogyny yeah he's like 35 or 36 or something he lives in romania uh and he has like a bunch of casinos he operates like a webcam business which he like openly states he started by like grooming young women into like dating him and then he's like yeah do the webcam thing um very very sus shit not great uh at all and uh and also he just like he has a legion of young men who uh follow every word he

says because it's just repeating the pattern of like uh old school misogynistic shit like you own women my girlfriend is my property if she were to do only fans i'd take 100 of her revenue because like that's mine oh fuck that's cute yeah it seems like he watched to borat too many times and yeah yeah he got kicked and took it seriously yeah i mean he was a kickbox guy so he might have been just hit uh a little too much no but i've met uh i'm not really um i mean really famous and uh how to say, like seemingly liberated people. Sure. But they would really surprise me with their concept about OnlyFans and their girlfriends.

They would be just like, this is not really appropriate. And also you're scamming them because, you know, you have, you know, you also have a manager. So you're basically just lying to them. And I was like, I don't know. I mean, I think mostly people who engage in all the fans, they know what's up. So I don't think that there is a deceit here. And also, I don't really understand why it makes guys uncomfortable

if their partners engage in all the fans activity. Yeah. Well, I think only fans is, is fascinating to me, right? Because I think the disconnect for a lot of people on like why only fans has exploded is I think there is a parasocial element to only fans that is not like present in traditional porn,

right? Yes. In traditional porn, it's very voyeuristic. I've fired up. I find a video that, that appeals to me visually. And I watch that. Maybe there's a plot line. Maybe there's something I can immer up. I find a video that, that appeals to me visually. And I watch that.

Maybe there's a plot line. Maybe there's something I can immerse myself in. Whereas only fans, like there is a cultivated relationship between you and the performer. And I think that is like a different element of human sexuality that has to be fulfilled, right? Especially in an age where community communication technology is so ubiquitous but human human interaction is so limited i think this is like a new kind of step in in sex work where like it is that kind of like old school almost like but it's not a new step like you were about to come right it's like a it's like a full circle it's like that old school like interpersonal like almost like human touch yeah you're offering companionship over the internet to people i see you even though

like 50 of the people i know on only fans outsource that interaction to bangladesh yeah oh for sure yeah yeah but also like i've seen the shit that people write on uh friends of mine and they're like only fans like i feel like you would not be able to like no human being is equipped to be able to deal with that like that level of horny so it does make sense to outsource it to someone yeah even if it's a even if it's a woman somewhere else you know what i mean or a man uh you you kind of have to mediate that relationship otherwise like you'll go fucking insane yeah you're the one who exposed me to turkish horny oh well yes you know on the fans like real sex you can see real girls real boys and without makeup and the normal position for sex and not like studio porn because

through your porn it's not done i agree with that that's why we like we like check pickup i'd like check pickup porn because i or or more amateur stuff in general because like i feel like people are more into it and and that's i think that's part of the reason why like boyfriend girlfriend stuff pops off a lot as well because it seems more real it's like it's like someone actually coming uh which is usually uh you know something that you can pick up on rather than people who are just like do you have favorite couples on Pornhub? Do I have favorite couples? Not really. No.

I mean, I don't. I love Lea Lulu. Oh, Lea Lulu. Yeah, they're great. I've met them at I think it was like the Pornhub Awards. Yeah, Pornhub Awards.

Yeah. Something interesting that happened to me. What? We were in the UK. Mm-hmm. I had like a subconscious effect

where every time I got in one of their taxis, I got horny. Because of fake taxis. And I didn't know that all their cabs looked like that. And I would get in one and I'd be like, that's nice. Turned on.

Where are you fucking going then? You are free ride then. You're going to suck my knob, love. Oh no, my fucking Apple Pay is not working. If you don't have the queeds, You're going to suck my knob, love. Oh, no. My fucking Apple Pay is not working. If you don't have the quids, you're going to need to suck me off, bruv. The worst part is my card wasn't working, and I thought I was going to have to fuck my way out of that situation. Sometimes you've got to fuck your way out of a corner.

I know how this works. Get that knob out. You get ready. You're like, all right. All right. I mean, you shake both of these hands. Shake away that son of a bitch. Exactly.

Your dick's going to evaporate by the end of this, sir. I have a question. When you open Pornhub, what do you type there? Oh. I am such a bad browser. I literally just go for whatever is popping. No, that's bullshit. No, mainstream.

Mainstream, open up like eight tabs. Sometimes I go for it's not bad yes sometimes i'll go for uh specific porn stars like i'll if i if i'm in the mood yeah you know what i mean like uh our our old friend raylo black before like i was big big fan of raylo black i would look uh stuff up. I've looked your stuff up before. But other than that, it's just like whatever is on the main. I'll get spicy. Or check pick up Ron, like I've said. Milking Table, Glory Hole, Gang Bang. You like Glory Hole? I like Gang Bang too. Glory Hole is popular, yeah.

Glory Hole is amazing. Last time I prefer pictures, you know, like hentai. Yeah. Hentai? Yeah, hentai. Yeah. Hentai? Yeah, hentai. You like hentai? Note video, like you see picture and you can read text and yeah, it's good. That's interesting.

This is, you're the second. Well, we, I had Janeline Meowery and Peach Jars on and they were talking about how they like tentacle shit too. They like to get all their whole stuff. I'm not a big monster fucker but i like i get hentai i like hentai because the plot lines are insane no i just like i can't get into it i need more vanilla stuff in hentai like i feel like first of all i hate dude there's a hentai i read it was the most dude it was a woman who was trying to like pay the rent for her husband they were about

to get married she was ashamed of it she did a gangbang they're all wearing masks mask comes off one of them is her husband no oh dude i was like this okay that's great but that's good hentai like i would like that all the hentai i see is like pretty uh it's just it's not tame it's like insane usually it's always like weird shit like when i but i don't know like the specific website to go to to get the hentai like the good shit i guess yeah because that's what people keep telling me like there is good hentai out there but everything i see like the thing that frustrates me about hentai is that um first of all if the artistic style i'm not into if the drawings i'm not into i'm not gonna be able to come to that that's true and yeah and and in a lot of circumstances i

feel like first of all the women like they're just like like these are titties that will suffocate you which is why they break those they break the limit of science yeah you got like the other thing you got like women that are walking in the room with their titties first like tit is in for like 30 seconds before the woman enters i like the visual aesthetic of cum and no one comes harder than hentais that's true i don't like it's like a wave what do you like in porn i know that one's popular opinions that uh men's like porn because woman in porn very horny and she ready to fuck everyone yeah yeah I like that. Yes. I like that. Yeah. I also like the indifference of fucking in some ports. There's something about like, like the one with a cigarette,

a girl's playing like a video game and like horny, like fiend comes in and he's like, and she's like, Oh, go ahead. I'm just going to finish my fucking game. Like there's something about that level of indifference to sex. That's very

erotic to me interesting because maybe i feel like that horny little gremlins no i i like i like when like uh i like when someone is horny like a like a nympho you know what i mean that's definitely something maybe it's super basic i guess my porn taste is like very vanilla and very basic but you know that's just it is what it is speaking of i mean oh yeah yeah that's necessarily getting corny but it inspires me a lot in my sexual life speaking of vanilla let's talk about sexual positions real quick because so i i used to be a sex worker janice griffith like way back in the day and uh one thing that i always had thought before that uh experience was that like you know oh porn stars are like really into crazy stuff and this is like i've limited experience obviously with this but like i've met a lot of sex workers

and one thing that i have seen that stood out to me specifically is like a lot of people don't do all like super kinky super freaky shit in their personal life yeah and i was wondering if that's something that uh is consistent with you guys as well like do you like really she spent half a year getting a man's ass ready yeah we know now that you're but like when you're like what's your what's your favorite position for example position and sex you mean Yes. I love doggy style. One is my favorite cowgirl. And I'm one is one happiness girl

because I can get orgasm in every position. Happiness girl? Yeah. What is happiness girl? We don't know what happiness girl is. I mean, what is going on? The happiest girl. That I can end up in any position.

So you say that she's a lucky girl because she can come in any position? girl. I can finish in any position. She's a lucky girl because she can come in any position. Yes, I can come in every position. Oh, got it. I thought having this girl was a position that I didn't know. I thought it was a position that I was lacking for my repertoire. Marsh, look this shit up. Right now. Billy Ray Brains, are you on this?

Are you writing this down? Yeah. Okay. So you just like all positions. What what about you do you have a specific favorite one or anything like that no just i mean like all usual suspects like you know five usual ones but uh well i do not normally come with um through sex i mean like through through penetrative sex so then i always grab my vibrator and then finish with that yeah with help of someone or just by myself i love making blowjob it makes me horny i fucking love making blowjobs

award hand jobs are fucking amazing yeah that's great uh no i i agree i this i love receiving blow job it's pretty tight it can make me actually more horny to do do a hand job i'm just angry is that that level of control a lot of women say it's like the control where like you like have direct like ownership of that guy yes i will do i will literally like write down my social security number. You can make me do anything in that moment. If my dick is in your mouth, I will do anything. CIA mind control tech. Yeah, exactly.

You know what position I was big on? I grew up watching wrestling, so I always thought that you needed to have a signature sex position. So I was big on putting a girl on my shoulders and eating pussy like this i like that that's it that's like the electric chair drop i for me my signature would 100% be uh in turkish but that's eating bone marrow it's like missionary but like just like legs on uh

legs on your shoulders how do you say that again i love that one that's what i it just means literally legs on shoulders yeah speaking of turk what I... It just means literally legs on shoulder. Speaking of Turkish, okay. Hey, baby, you ready for some legs on shoulder? This is a good segue into what I was going to talk about. You guys are both Russian. Yeah. Siberian.

So you have, I'm sure... Siberia is not entirely Russian. So Siberians have a really weird sense of belonging inside of a bigger picture Russia. And by the way, we could end up under criminal case for talking shit like that in Russia because there is a criminal article for separatism. So if you say that Siberia is not really part of Russia, but I don't care. I have so many criminal cases. This is fine.

I feel weird segwaying into, what do you think about Turkish men? Okay. Have you seen Siberia on a map? Yes. Do you know what shape it has? What is the shape? Look it up.

Siberia dick. No. Don't write dick. I don't think we can show them. Just write Siberia. That's Siberia is what you wrote. Siberia shape. Oh! That's a dick! Wait, hold on.

On the right, the green one. Click that. And it has come. Wait, what? I'm from the head of the dick. Oh! Oh my god! That's crazy.

So what's up? You guys are from the balls or the cock? You're from the shaft or the tip? And it's coming too. I am from the top. So you're from the frozen motherfucking part. At some point in my life I was like, at some point of my life, I was saying that nobody can

inspire me or surprise me with their dick because I'm from the dick. Yeah. That you have to spend four hours on the plane to get from one side to another. Do you have super short days in Siberia? I mean, not everywhere. Siberia is huge. I'm born in Omsk. It's a very sunny

city. Sunny every day.k it's very sunny city sunny every day like because it's in the balls yeah yeah that would make me go insane yeah i would we when we went to europe uh recently um as you can see on the last episode when we were in amsterdam um the sun would go down at 10 p.m and it freaked me the fuck out because here in los angeles the sun sets at like a normal hour at eight in the summer and that's what i'm used to so i can't even comprehend a world in which like there's like three hours of of night time i would go insane yeah yeah but it's even worse when you don't have don't see sun for three months in a row that would be even worse you're right

and like negative 30 degree temperatures um minus 45 celsius very cold that's 45 below freezing that's just that's not that's why they have the carpets on the car is not working usually you know yeah yeah it's it's so what do you do in this what do you do for fun in that situation? You're just like, fuck, we're stuck here. Stay at home. Yeah, exactly. Well, yeah, when I was growing up, there were just basically two paths.

Like one path was to just get drunk constantly or just start taking hard drugs. You remember when it's very cold outside, you can go to the school. Yeah, absolutely. And it will be amazing. Yeah, sometimes for like a few months in a row, you don't go to school because it's very cold outside you can go to the school yeah absolutely yeah sometimes for like few months in a row you don't go to school because it's too cold they got snow months motherfucker we got snow day they got snow year all right snow year no school this year i would have played so much world of warcraft yeah oh my god yeah the first the first path was to take drugs or drink a lot of vodka and like a lot of my classmates did that um so we had a current epidemic because of that and second path was to just become a bookworm and i did that or

twitch watching twitch which is a good segue marsha won't pull that up you had a video where you congratulated simple and navi i believe for their yeah um for their victory simple is my friend. So Simple, for those of you who don't know, is absolutely fucking cracked at CSGO, which is like, I think it's just like epigenetic Eastern European Slav thing. I don't know what it is, but it's just

straight up. Everyone from that region, also Turkey, is just so good. Discord. Discord. Pull up Discord. there it is so you had this to say let's take a look adult film star eva elfie congratulated damn you're giving free feet too. Let the piggies breathe, you know?

Oh my gosh. Yeah. So are you so your your friends with Simple are you a fan in general

of Twitch at all or no nope I'm only watching CSGO and Dota 2

and yep we chat we chat on Instagram and I know him girlfriend she's from Russia.

He's from Ukraine. I think we will see in Singapore in October, in international. Oh, nice. Okay, that's cool. So you're not a fan. What about you, Nadia? You don't watch any Twitch?

A little bit of Hana. Except for my stream, of course. She watches. Your stream, Hana, that's pretty much it. Hana? Who's Hana? Hana.

She's a singer. Yeah. She's great. I love her. Yeah. Billy Ray brains. Of course. He's dancing to her stream right now.

She's dope. I really recommend you. They've done a song, We Appreciate Power, with Grimes, so you might know her by that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She has her own music and. She's dope. I really recommend you. They've done a song We Appreciate Power with Grimes so you might know her by the way. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. She has her own music

and it's really dope. Okay. I like Twitch and I never have time to watch it again. Yeah, but I don't have time to. Yeah. But I want to make Twitch

and play video games and talking with my fans. It will be nice. Yeah, there's a lot. You're a gamer, right gamer right yep i love it but you know what do you play um go to far um last last of us two and the first and uh um you know i like playing on the switch because i'm traveling a lot and I missed my PlayStation. Yeah. And the last game, it was like a girl in the hat and going on the boat and taking people and animals on the boat.

Animal Crossing? No, no, no. I have no idea what that is. Girl on a boat. Is it a PlayStation game or a what that is. Girl on a Boat. Is it a PlayStation game or a Switch game? Taking Animals on a Boat. Spirit Fire. Spirit Fire.

Spirit Fire? I don't know. I have no idea what that is, goddamn. It's an indie game. Do you play Dota? You mentioned Dota. No. No, you just watch it?

No. Yeah. Okay. All right. I want to try to play... That's the game? No, that is Brand from League of Legends. Spitfire?

Or Spiritfire? Spiritfire Switch? Type in that. Or indie game. Oh, Spiritfarer. I've never heard of this game before. Looks cute. Yeah. I'm never heard of this game before. It's cute. Yeah.

I'm about to play Digimon Survive. I'm a Digimon guy. I hate Digimon. Why? I fucking hate it. When I was a kid, for some weird reason, I don't know why I had so much brand loyalty to Pokemon. Yeah.

But when Digimon came around, I was like, what the fuck is this Jakey shit? You got to be like a Pepsi guy. You got to be like a country fuck that i hate pepsi too pepsi's delicious pepsi's better than coke with your it's sweeter it's a sweeter beverage you literally have delusions right you drink you drink coke zero don't even act like a no dc baby i'm a dc boy all day diet coke oh wow diet coke all day every day like when people say like oh we have pepsi especially like diet pepsi is so gross i'm like ugh just fucking give me water dude do you drink that shit that shit that the diet, yes. Without sugar coke. Wow, you're fascinating.

Yeah, I just hate it. I love Diet Coke. I don't drink much soda. I prefer water. But when I do, yeah. I prefer red wine. True. Smart.

Did you play Death Stranding? Oh, yeah. Yeah. What do you think? It was good. It was good. It was not... Unfortunately, it's not, you know,'s best work i won't i won't be

political that game sucked i i i i played it right after i got a surgery so i had like a week to just sit and play and i was so ready for it i was the biggest metal gear solid yeah we're both huge i was sick coronavirus 20 years ago and i can't stop to play and i'm playing all the night all the day like i'm going to walk and i'm playing nine hours ten hours yeah i just i kept waiting for it to be more than it was yeah i kept waiting for it like the boss fights are one of the most disappointing just lobbing grenades not gonna yeah yeah mechanically it was it was underwhelming for sure. And there was a lot of filler, which was surprising because I think Kojima is

known for jam packing and having Easter eggs in every facet of a video game. Have you ever played Metal Gear Solid 3? Snake Eater? Nope, but I want to try. Greatest. One of the greatest games of all time. Play that shit. Metal Gear Solid 1, 2, 3 one of the greatest games of all time play that all the metal gear solid one two three are probably the the greatest like 3p yeah greatest like yeah video game series

of all time another one yeah you just did it four and five or even four and five like rides on the way i like diablo yep you like diablo yeah i'm the biggest diablo fan in the world he loves diablo yeah i love diablo i had my own Siberian experience because my parents didn't like when I was playing video games so they put my computer above the garage in like northern New Jersey so in the winter I would have like a blanket on

and I would have like the heater and I'd have my feet in the heater and I'd be playing Diablo I'm really dedicated one game killed me. It's Cuphead. Oh, my gosh. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, fuck. Very difficult. I'm not super big into very mechanical games like that, I would say. Because I just don't have enough time to sweat it to get really good at a game. You like FromSoft games. That's the only time I allow myself to like really indulge and really get good at a game that's a single player game especially because i love from software games have you ever played like dark souls or um i know no don't get started that's so good that's like going down the

drug path it's so fucking good you never come back from it but yeah my my story for dota i used to play dota in turkey and uh we'd go to like you know internet cafes and like do land parties and whatnot um and my parents in turkey did not allow me to play video games on the internet because they thought like pedophiles will kidnap me or something like you know how parents are they like see one news article and they're like oh this is gonna happen this is a drug yeah. This is a gay drug. Yeah. Pedophiles are going to kidnap this kid.

Remember when they thought that Pokemon destroys your brain? Oh, yeah. Yeah. There was another news story in Turkey. I don't know if you guys have anything similar in Russia, but there was... What was it? Oh, because of Pokemon, a kid jumped out of an apartment building. Oh, God.

That was the meme. They said that kids are going to start jumping out of apartment buildings because they think they're Bulbasaur. Which is not even a character that fucking flies. That Pokemon can't even fly. He doesn't fly, right? I know. But that doesn't matter. But what else?

I'm just dying. So first you're a bad parent, and then you accuse video games or Pokemon for your kid jumping out of the building. I mean, did you try to talk to your kid about suicide prevention? No, of course not. In the United States, absolutely not. No, yeah. In Turkey either. No, no. That was not happening.

Are you playing on Overwatch or or fortnite uh yeah i played a lot of overwatch when it first came out i haven't played the new overwatch at all no i have not is it overwatch 2 is just overwatch though yeah yeah okay one last question before we end the podcast sure this has been a wonderful experience and thank you guys so much for coming who is the and you can totally say no to this if you don't want to answer, who's the most famous, but like weirdest person who's slid into your DMs? What?

You get a lot of that? Who is the most famous, but the most insane experience with the most famous person who came to your DMs? You don't have to say it if you don't want to kim jong-il big fan um tiger tiger what was his move he write me when i was in siberia and omsk and he write me you're in lake nope i'm in russia it was so sad okay it was so sad yeah so you would you would have hung out with them yep lana roads maybe we make her together a stream on porn hub is lana roads angela white lana pluck yep that's an all-star that is a big star-studded that's like the dream team adam 22

is in the background like hey hey, what's up? My dick's involved, maybe. You know? Hey, look at that. Hey, what's up? Hey, what's going on? I'm Adam 22. That shocked me

when I saw Adam 22 doing porn. I didn't know he did porn and I saw porn with him and I was like, that guy looks like Adam 22. And I was like, that guy. And then I saw the fucking

Lisa Simpson on his head. I was like, that is Adam 22. Yeah, yeah. Which one was it? Was he getting double sucked by Lena and Riley Reid? Listen. that's the one i saw listen probably yeah because that's the one i saw and i was like it makes the most sense i saw that and immediately

was like of course he's doing porn that makes the most sense and you know it's electronic music and he's from he's i don't know he living in la right now and i love him music and he write me on instagram like let's make a movie together like um not porn movie you know like marriage story with adam driver yeah but in the background i have a new song and i wanna invite you to my movie oh yeah, yeah. Oh, my gosh. I don't believe I love him. And he write me. Very cool.

Yeah, it was nice. Very cool. What about you? It's not specific about DMs on OnlyFans, right? Yeah. It's not? No, it's just anywhere. Who's like the most famous slash weirdest interaction you've had on social media?

Any of them? Well, I'm going gonna be really contextual but i i think um the the fact that i that moment when i realized that both bernie sanders and aoc follow me um that was probably the biggest for me but um bernie yeah you think bernie was trying to slide yeah nadia listen i am once again asking you to prepare my ass for six months yeah i love i loved what you said on the on the fear and podcast about anal preparation i mean he'd die he would die that'd be ggs for bern. But what a way to go. Yeah. Please peg me. I'm Bernie Sanders. What a final chapter to a great man's life.

No, I meant like someone sliding into your DMs. Like, hey. Slide. Yeah, no. I mean, like sliding in terms of like, people don't normally do that. Yeah, because women know when someone comes in like this. Talking about nothing. Oh, hey, Nadia.

What's up? Yeah, it doesn't really happen with me. Like, people are scared of me. That's crazy. No way. that's crazy no way that's really i have a feeling then that you don't realize people are trying to hit on you yeah no show i do oh do you think people are intimidated then for the most part yeah um has anybody ever been arrested with you when they were trying to hook up with you um it always happened yeah of course my man just trying to get pegged straight to jail

no getting pegged for real no listen brother we've all been there okay sometimes you do things that are unspoke unspeakable thank god he warmed his ass up for getting a crumb wait but my favorite thing that a person did uh to later have sex with me was to well you're not gonna be happy about it but like we provided arms to ukraine um so you raised seven million dollars wow oh you're like last time we talked about it you were just unhappy with american government sending arms to ukraine so no no no is it more nuanced dollars to um send um he did that for the for a crumb he did that for a crumb. You think he did that just to get laid? That's what he admitted later. That's so funny.

Oh, my God. That's so funny for him to be like, I'm going to come clean. I don't even know where Ukraine fucking is. I couldn't find it on a map. I do not care about this at all. I was just trying to get some. $7 million of AK-47s later? Worth it.

Yeah. I mean, respect. Well, that's a beautiful note to end it on. That's the greatest thing I've ever heard. Yeah, fear and arms trafficking. That's the name of this episode. No, we can't do that. This is not being monetized.

Like, no shot. Susan, I'm sorry, Susan. Susan, we're sorry. Susan, we're sorry. We're sorry. Yeah, but what a wonderful episode too we got some more bangers coming you know i would probably supply arms to ukraine for some yeah okay all right well good to know um but uh thanks again guys where can people find you what are your social media is there anything you want to promote

um it's about tiktok and instagram oh yeah yeah pop up say that and i have a youtube but only on russian it's like sex education for russian oh really very cool and i have english, but if you want to try, you can see. What's the name of it? Ivo Elfie. Oh. It's easy. Nadia?

My Instagram, Nadia Red. That is deeply shadow banned right now because of me actually supporting Ukraine. For posting Ukrainian flag and being just like, I hate what Russian army does in Ukraine. And for posting somerainian flag and being just like i i i hate what russian army does in ukraine and for posting some um bombings of buildings so yeah i'm super super deeply shadow banned i've i've been i've i've gotten hit with that too for uh for saying that uh lauren bobert you know who that is no uh american congressperson doing a uh a photo shoot with her children where they're all holding up weapons comparing that to isis child soldiers apparently was too far for instagram yeah yeah al-qaeda yeah um but

anyway i mean like one day i'm not going to be shadowed by and um and you still can go follow me niger red and um twitter would be nice as well um it's pussy riot but i have three r in the name what else i mean you cannot promote it here but i do have on defense and i'm prepared you can promote it here yeah on the podcast you can well yeah you can't do it on twitch but you can promote the hell out of it here great so it's in my link tree you can find my link tree everywhere we'll figure out if she can and then we'll and if you see a man in a bear costume, just know that's Hasan Piper. It's not me. It's not someone else. Definitely not Hasan.

It might look like me. Yeah, I prepared merch with a logo like Make Loves Not War, but it was like one year ago. And we planned to open our sales on merch around February, like when it started war. And it is bullshit because it's Russian. You can say war, you know, in social media,

it was big problem. And I had a t-shirt with make love, not war. Oh my gosh. Yes. Yeah. You go to jail up to 15 years for saying where it's. Yeah.

Jesus. Right now time for realizes. Yeah. Good. to jail up to 15 years for saying where. It's, yeah. Jesus. Right now, time for realizes. Yeah, good. Thank you, guys. Thank you for coming on. And we'll see you next time, folks. Will you have any closing words, parting words for us? What an episode.

Yeah. What an episode. What a wild journey we went on. Yeah. Yeah. This is, I mean, the difference the minecraft episode and this episode is amazing alarming we're giving you variety but listen if you enjoy this variety if you enjoy what i what we do please go follow all those links that these young women mentioned go support them

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What would you say if you heard that we were making a nearly nude calendar? Would you guys be interested in buying it? Yeah. Okay. Well, good. I'd buy two. There you go.

Yeah. There you go. Perfect. There you go. Kind of like OnlyFans. Yeah. Stay dangerous. We'll see you next time bye