Fear& - Hasan Piker Gaslights Will Neff & QTCinderella..

Episode Date: February 20, 2023

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Must be legal drinking age. All right, first things first right up right off rip wait where the fuck where the fuck's my coffee wait i love that you you already started reading her to filth let's get into it yeah i'm reading let's get into it wait what i need both wait why i was being a good friend. I was getting used and abused. I'm sorry. I had to. You two were farming reacts off me like I was 30 Day Fiance. I had to. Because it would not have been convincing. You're a great actor.

I didn't even think about it. I didn't even think about it. But in that moment, I had to strike. So for listeners at home. You actually were a way better actor than I ever thought. You fooled me. And I'm your only casting director you've ever had. Wait, so you knew. So for listeners at home... You actually were a way better actor than I ever thought you were. You fooled me. And I'm your only casting director you've ever had, so... Wait, so you knew! So you knew

because you knew he was acting. No, I didn't know he was acting afterwards. No, no, no. She figured it out afterwards, yeah. Listen, for those of you at home who don't know what we're talking about... Will is dramatic. I'm dramatic. Yes, everyone knows that at this point. First of all, let's give kudos to Ludwig for coming home

early for Valentine's Day that's very nice of him yeah it's very nice of him to spend Valentine's Day with his girlfriend he was don't do this thing

where you undermine it I'm not undermining it it was really sweet I was just trying to make a joke out of it and then I realized how sassy my tone was and I was like

no one's gonna think that's a joke so no it was serious I'm the sassy one oh sorry. And I was like, no one's gonna think that's a joke. So no, it was serious. It's typical like, he's doing the Batman one. Oh, sorry. That's my thing.

Back to him being mad. I can't put this foot down. So, here's what I am speculating at. And one of them have admitted to their follies. You both knew Ludwig was coming home

for Valentine's Day. I thought, but I didn't know. It's the same as when you like, when I think a guy's cheating on me. I mean, you can't get mad at her for that. She doesn't fucking know. I didn't know. He's scared same as when I think a guy's cheating on me. I mean, you can't get mad at her for that.

She doesn't fucking know. I didn't know. He's scared. He actually almost murdered him. I'm sorry. I almost murdered him when he entered the house. He's so silly. I don't know why he didn't stay out of the house and knock on the door.

He walked into the house, and I immediately grabbed a knife. Yeah, but I'm alone. I've been alone for two weeks. Did he say anything? No, not at first yeah he just was breathing loud

yeah he was walking around the house so I heard him grab a knife happy valentine's day and then I'm sitting there you heard him grabbing a knife

or you no I grabbed the knife I sleep with a knife next to my bed and a taser you and you sleep with a knife next to your bed you and andrew tay both yeah i mean

we've got so much in common him and i he's like i've got a machete next to my bed yeah for any bitch that comes through i have the worst home defense weapons what do you have i have a 25 pound medieval club and a crossbow bro what are you like be gone i will smite thy demon like that's what you're doing you're out here with the blunderbuss not even the blunderbuss it's like older than that yeah i actually had this conversation with maya where it's like when ludwig was gone if somebody entered into the home is your approach run away or hide mine is hide freaking shoddy snipes in the corner stab them oh. You've thought about... Yeah, I know exactly where I'd hide, too.

I have a bunch of home defense measures. I will not be revealing most of them, but I do have... I mean, I have more than just me with a knife. I would like to make that clear. I got two swords, not one. Hold on. Let me show you.

Huge. Audio listeners, he's grabbing his knife. I got to dodge the crocodile pit every time we come in for one of these streams. I mean, this is like, I don't want to. I want to practice safe carry here. I want to be responsible with my concealed carry weapon. For those of you who are wondering, I have a katana in my hand.

What a fucking nerd. She's like. That's right. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. My armpit has been so itchy lately. Do you think I'm dying? No.

Yeah, that's it. The armpit guys in our base are going crazy right now. They can't see it. It's behind my fucking head. You are seducing them. I hate that that's a thing now. This is foreplay right now. There's nothing that's sacred.

I think I'm allergic to my deodorant. I'm not kidding. What kind of deodorant? What kind of deodorant? Dove? The spray? No.

It's the thing that I've used my whole life but I think, you know what I did? I left it in my car and it got hot and I think that changed the chemical compounds.

The chemical composition. And now I've really done something. The sun fried it. Now I'm growing something like freaking interesting or did you shave your armpits recently yeah well you shave your armpits a lot so but i always shave my armpits right right after you shave your armpits the skin is very sensitive so you might have put deodorant on right after you shaved it and you might have like chemically changed deodorant i feel like she should know right she she probably

shaves but like sometimes you micro regularly yourself when you shave and you don't know no okay all right so tell us about what happened tell us about what happened when uh on your on your valentine's day give us a detailed this is what happened on my perfect valentine's day my perfect boyfriend flew home actually you know. Actually, you know what? Run it back even further because, like, he lied to you by making it seem like he was definitely not coming and spending his Valentine's Day with his real Valentine. Not even slime, but, yeah, Connor. I know. It's funny to actually see, like, I watch their podcast sometimes, and I think Slime is dealing with a lot right now.

Yeah. I think Slime is like. I mean, always. Yeah. Always. Okay. He's just follicly disabled. Like, it's not the end of the world. Like, we should not make his disability his primary future.

Dude, I'm telling you, Slime could have the biggest stream of the decade if he streamed himself fly to Turkey and get hair plugs. Oh, that would be fire. that dude 10 million view video slime gets hair i mean that's like kind of gross to him though like he is yeah no that you remember that you remember the guy who wrote an article about mr beast and was like it's actually ableist to like cure the blind fuck you oh my god like slime is like that for but for bald people yeah like he literally rides with the he's like i feel that he's like it's actually fucked up that you even suggested that like i have this you know curable yeah i think it's like suggesting a girl to get implants because

her boobs are small it's like love him the way he is i mean to be fair also would be another fire stream slime bimbifying slime bimbifying slime he made a 20 million views that'd be huge actually you guys are right you're onto something yeah what are you doing dude do you even care about the yard right now what's happening slime get in there fucking slime was so funny on their last gumbo's their last episode slime was complaining about being rich he was like i hate being rich and i was like then just get rid of your money just it's such an easy solution literally is the easiest thing yeah i like make no mistake i i really love my financial situation like i i as as much as i think it's like uh you know well i'm going to twitter i heard hasan likes his financial situation you say that but like i always mention it like i'm always like yeah i'm super comfortable like

look at my life it's pretty fucking sweet you know what i mean yeah and and yet people are always like trying to find people are always trying to just be like yeah right dude you're socialist and you're rich that That's fucking hypocritical. It's whatever. We're not going to talk about that. He wants to pay more taxes. Can someone just make him pay more taxes? Yeah, just give me.

He'll do it. Yeah. Give me a situation where we all pay more taxes and hopefully it doesn't go to fucking, you know, giving, making new weapons that creative ways of burning children in Yemen. Goes to save the world by yeah man you know this is random we'll come back to it but one time i clicked on one of those posts on reddit that was like don't click on this post it'll haunt you forever i was like i bet it won't you won't last five minutes it did it fucked me up it fucked me up it was you are the person that's

like that the target market well i saw it and i told myself don't remember this up it was you are the person that's like that in the target market well i saw it and i told myself don't remember this because it was like an image of a dead child and i was like yeah i was like don't remember this brain but now when i think about not remembering it it pops up it was about this fire and it was really sad and it was this kid that was on the balcony that his dad tried to save him but his dad died inside the house and the kid was just like like petrified because he was burned alive in that position and it was a photo of the burned child jesus i shouldn't have clicked on it wasn't even like a i thought i thought it was about it i thought it was about a ghost i thought no i thought you were gonna i thought there was gonna be a spooky ghost but it wasn't yeah i i thought this was like

gonna be one of those things where it's like these are raytheon missiles that like melted a fucking school bus in yemen like well i mean that's also horrific yeah i i i see stuff like that you're just like speaking of people getting flash fried uh you ever see the worst fucking guy's luck at pompeii and when the fucking cranking one oh yeah i don't even think that guy no i don't i disagree i think that's a beautiful story no no bro fired a nut off i i like to picture it in my head finished yeah i think he did i think it's like literally the the fucking lava is like coursing through the streets and like feeling when someone catches you jerking off he experienced that for eternity no no no i think that i think what happened like i said is he knew that like he didn't have enough time to evacuate and he was

like let me just let it rip one last time. And right as the lava was overtaking his domicile, he just fired a nut. And that's how he went out. Both of you are wrong. First of all, evacuate. They were still worshiping like Zeus. There was no evacuation. Secondly, lava had nothing to do with it.

They died to poisonous gas that was emitted from the volcano. Okay. I think that, again, okay, firing a nut off with the poisonous gas, whatever. I think that the reason why they didn't evacuate, we all thought, was because, like, oh, they believe in gods and all this shit. But, like, no, actually, they knew that it was, there was, like, activity. But they just didn't want to evacuate the poors because it would be too much of a commotion.

Which kind of makes sense. I mean, we literally do that to this day. It's an age-old tradition. To this day. I think both of you are wrong. I think this guy is simply funny. I think he's a funny man, and he thought to himself,

thousands of us are going to die. At least they'll talk about me. Whips it out. Poses. I like that. We all revealed something about ourselves from this man. Probably didn't die. Speaking of slime,

he would do that. Pride humor. Yeah. That's what I'm going to do. Yeah. Next volcano. I'm whipping it out. Yeah.

You're going to fucking fire one. Yeah. It's going to be less. You're going to be, be it's gonna be less impactful because i don't have a penis but maybe i'll be like why was she why was she just holding on with both hands to her pelvic area like they're gonna they're gonna think you just like your crotch was on fire yeah i'm gonna have to find something else weird to do yeah so what would you do what would if you were if you were about to let her finish the story about ludwig no no i want to get to that but this is a really good question i think and i want to ask you this fired up i'm ready the worst thing you're about to be like encased in lava and i'm trying to do

something funny for the rest of your life and you're going to be remembered and said it doesn't have to be funny what would you be your what would your last position be i'm so easy what is it oh it's the nelf nef self suck so you go for funny too what's funny about it's pride that's that's back to pride i'm sorry sucking your own cock there's nothing funny about that it's actually dangerous some people die yeah there's a lot of dangers i can't think of it shit i don't know i don't know i don't know great now i'm not prepared if that happened right now i'm screwed okay don't worry it's not happening yet but it could happen so think about it and give us something for the sake of this i would hurry and grab a action figure and just show up something because then they'll find you dead and they'll be like wow what is what is freaking i did not see that coming what's a good action figure like stone cold steve austin

shove it up something what is stone cold steve austin doing up her butt yeah what oh you shove it in your own ass yeah respect yeah i like that well the issue was my first brain went to like not real bestiality i'd like to keep that very clear but i was like if i grab my dog because i i love my dog and i would want to you know die with my dog if in this situation but then pose him in a funny way that keeps people guessing but then i was like people might be just the mufasa yeah maybe that's better no you're too much of a white woman to be able to do that people would immediately say you're having sex with your dog yeah i thought it'd be yeah so i like that i won't do that action figure stone cold steve austin what yeah are you a stone cold fan why did stone cold come to your mind because i was trying

to think of the guy hulk hogan was who was trying to think of um and then my brain instantly went to the bald guy because i couldn't think of a guy with the long hair i went to the bald guy but who is the creepy guy undertaker yeah a lot of them have you know murky pasts oh do they oh yeah i mean none of you can go up my butt there's's been a lot of documentaries on HBO about like. Yeah, they kind of loved going on planes and whipping their cocks out and like sexually assaulting the hostesses. If that's where the creepy ladder ends for you.

Oh, no, no, no. Let me introduce you to Chris Benoit. I'm not even talking about that. That's a totally separate incident. What happened? Chris Benoit was a champion. Yeah, who absolutely snapped. And it's weird because he's considered to have one of the best WrestleManias of all time. But it's like completely forgotten and not talked about at this point because he went nuts.

But there's a reason for that. CTE and steroids. It's the same thing that happens to football players as well cte like numerous concussions over and over again throughout his career or his long career caused him to snap as many football players that's terrifying you know i watched the movie with will smith concussion about cte and i walked out of the theater because i was gaslighting myself that i've had too many concussions i've had zero at that point you've never had a concussion i have a problem no i had one when i ran into the glass door last year this is i ran into it so hard your brain is so fascinating is it yeah much like much like the cte brain which needs to be studied

more and unfortunately the only way they can get information is after yeah after people die which is why another famous football player actually committed suicide without harming his head, specifically wrote in a suicide note, because I want people to be able to study my brain for CTE. This is what's, like, you know, destroying me. Yeah, your brain should be studied as well to figure out what the fuck's going on. Like, how can one person have, like, every hypochondria, like, OCD, all of it? Oh, she's got trauma anything that could possibly happen in a childhood that's wrong shouts out the mormonism yeah nice okay very big um yeah

so i don't know but i i that stresses me out yeah but made you funny though so that's it didn't make me funny who i mean joseph smith uh you know a lot of childhood trauma but also made you funny true that's actually the most hate i've ever gotten was when i tweeted one time i said uh some of y'all ain't funny in your lack of trauma shows and people are like she's romanticizing trauma and i'm like what do you want me to do kill myself because those are my two options okay first those are my two options. Okay. Those are my two options. Those people also not very funny. So there you go. You should just respond by being like, this is not making me laugh. Maybe you should try the second option. That would have been good. But instead I was a coward. I am a big advocate for allowing, uh, I've talked about this on my stream this is the

first time i'll be talking about this on the podcast but i think you should have a kill yourself token right not like an nft but like when people tell you to kill yourself right on the internet and people tell me all the time yeah kill myself yeah you'd have a few um like i collect the token kill yourself token so then i can dish it out to other people without being uh canceled yeah i agree cancellations whatever everybody gets canceled bullshit um because i'm a firm believer that everyone wants to say to other people like kill yourself i think that's like a like a huge part of being online it has circled back what do you he hasn't been chronically online enough so like when someone tells you to kill yourself you gain a kill yourself that you can then deploy later on yes yeah it's fighting evil with evil we have like a finite amount of kill yourselves out there okay and then we just like

give it to everyone well they're still mining kill yourselves you there. Okay. And then we just like, give it to everyone. Well, there's still mining, kill yourselves. You know, we don't know how many kill yourself. Well, we can,

we can be mining that too. A little bit of crypto mining. There are no GPUs though. You can't use GPUs to mine, kill yourself tokens. Okay. I think we just described Bitcoin. I feel now I,

now I, Oh, actually that is what rice gum said to me. He said, you have no Bitcoin. You're poor. And I think it was the same thing. Wow.

When did he say this to you? Dude, he got so mad at me. I don't remember why. That's how much I care about Internet drama. It's just funnier because like given it just entirely dependent on how much funnier it becomes. If you look at like what time He said it It was right before Bitcoin crashed Okay

You need to track it It hits very different now Versus a year ago Versus two years ago It's like awesome That's the beauty of cryptocurrency You have no Bitcoin Ludwig made you

i said dude you hung up on me this is a historical revisionism you made ludwig as we know that's right we are we are the truthers and then i said are you doing this because you have a crush on me also if you have any extra money i would love some so i can buy some bitcoin also can i come play basketball with you and hassan also please don't sue me i don't have any money dude that hey that's a dm that's a discord he said oh i thought that was a tweet oh he was being that corny in the dms no yeah he called me and then hung up on me and then like that's not even a bit at that point yeah This is who he is. I think he misses me. That's awesome that he did that.

Do I look like I don't shower? No. Okay. I've just been a little insecure lately. People say that to me because my hair is fucked up. I got to get my roots done so they just look dirty. This is clean hair and it looks gross. Your hair looks fine to me.

Okay, cool. I don't even. I'm happy we had this minute together as a team. Continue. Okay. We should just block out like a good 15 minutes for cuties insecurities of the week. You know what I mean? Where she just like lays into all the things she's worried about.

This girl just took off a jacket and put on a jacket within 30 seconds i know i took it off because i was confident that was too warm but now i'm too let's get back to the ludwig story security ludwig ludwig comes in yeah he's he's hiding he's coming in like a goof being a goofy ass what happens is the act so thanksgiving valentine's day was on a tuesday uh valentine's day was on a tuesday and on the monday mondays is when i have therapy and i had a really gnarly therapy session that day and so it was like rough it was like talk to your five-year-old version of you and i was like she's cringe but anyway it was a lot it was a lot and so it was a lot, it was a lot. And so it was a bad session. And then Ludwig calls me and he's like,

Hey, uh, I saw a fear and you know, I'm not coming home. Right. And I'm like, yeah, I was like,

you know, convincing. Was he going to gaslighting? I just like, didn't even care at that point. Cause I had just gotten out of a therapy session. That was just like rough. And it was like,

it was like, I also fed into it. Little do you guys realize I know when a bit is funny, and I thought it was funny to feed into it more than I genuinely cared. And I do that all the time. I didn't actually care if he came home or not. It would be nice if he came home, but. But you are a woman, so even if I know that,

I'm still going to make it seem like you were genuinely upset. Right. And that's what I'm going to say on the internet. And she's a psychopathic person that forced him to shorten his trip and come home early um i yeah parasocial relationships are so fucking fire because they because people on the internet who have never met you in person know your deep intimate relationship with your boyfriend and also close friends better than they do better than sure you know little they know i'm a pretty chill girlfriend like genuinely i don't know very many girlfriends that are like go to japan for

a month see you later um i think i'm pretty chill uh but anyway so he calls me and he's like i'm you know i'm not coming home right i'm like yeah it was a thing i was just trying i was trying to be funny like it'd be cool if you came home but i get it you're not coming home i don't care i don't i need to be alone today is how bad my therapy session was i just had to be alone and but that was lucky for him because then it he didn't have to like lie to me all day because he wasn't like i'm at roberts now you know like he didn't have to say anything like that because i was just i just needed an alone day um but then but then he still did that anyway he tried calling me I assume before he got on the plane and was like by the way I'm gonna go

film something with Rob and I was like okay like I needed an alone day see you later like and then I fall asleep and I wake up to uh and I when Ludwig's out of town I don't fall asleep until I see the sunrise it sucks that's very normal normal behavior okay no it's not well it's ptsd just because it just feels dangerous to be alone and anyway so i don't fall asleep until the sun rises so i'm falling asleep at like 6 37 and he gets flowers delivered at 8 a.m so i wake up just like so groggy and i go and get the flowers and um i go inside or whatever and i am like half asleep and then i go up to the room and i lock i put my chair in front of the door and then uh and then around 11 instead of knocking on the front door where i would think it was another delivery he

comes in the house i shoot up like i just as soon as i hear that door i'm a very light sleeper so i shoot up i reach over and i like grab my knife and I, I'm, uh, go to discord first because slime said he could have been coming over. So I was seeing if it was slime. Um, and then I'm just sitting there quiet,

just trying to listen. And clearly Ludwig's like tiptoeing. Um, and cause Swift isn't even barking. But he is such a fat ass. Yeah. Then it's like, so his ass cheeks are clapping yeah

as he's tiptoeing he has woken he the entire neighborhood is up that's right his ass cheeks going boom boom boom okay go on surprisingly my dog isn't barking which is bizarre because swift barks at everything and so um then he's like outside the door and then he knocks and then Swift starts barking and I'm just sitting there kind of waiting. And I look at my phone and there's a text from Ludwig that's like, Hey, I think there's a flower delivery outside. And I'm like, the flowers already came. So, and then he said, babe.

And then I was like, Oh, okay. So I got out of bed and then I opened it. So yeah, I could have murdered him. He should have just knocked on the front door and woken me up. Because I was like, I would have thought it was a delivery, another delivery. Yeah. You know what he did get me though for Valentine's Day? What?

Sherry's berries. Oh no. Which is funny because we talked so much shit. That's how you know he didn't watch the podcast. He only saw the clip that went viral. Yeah. Because you're like, the chocolate covering, that's bullshit the clip that went viral Yeah Cause you're like The chocolate covering That's bullshit

Fuck that shit I remember that I said fuck Sherry Berry Yeah you fucking came at them hard I've never had a chocolate strawberry in my life And I know Fuck Sherry's Berry I did eat them all though

I'll be real So it was good then? No Okay the sponsorship is back on Sherry's Berry Oh yeah Sherry's Berry is welcome back Even when they're not good They're good

Yeah To be fair At you pulling a knife on Ludwig Back on Sherry's Berry. Yeah, Sherry's Berry's welcome back. Even when they're not good, they're good. Yeah. To be fair, you pulling a knife on Ludwig, I tell people not to wake me up when I'm sleeping because of boarding school. I usually wake up swinging if someone wakes me up. I'll just swing on you. I wake up gasping for air. So weird.

Like just stress. I just wake up normal. I don't know what you guys are fucking talking about i people used to fuck with me in my sleep that sucks it's very bad that's like you're very vulnerable in that moment i get that yeah why do people do that because people kids are freaks kids are fucking insane yeah i've also seen too many documentaries where they're like the husband's always the murderer like nine times out of ten the husband murders the wife when the wife is murdered um and and sometimes right before i fall asleep because i have knives readily available i'm like

what if ludwig just grabs one of my sleep and slits my throat that's not a normal thought before i fall asleep i know isn't that weird i'm just so afraid of everything. I don't think he's not capable of murder. No, he's not. No, he's not. Unless he like accidentally sat on a small animal with his gigantic ass. Other than that, like not capable. Yeah, I don't think he would murder me, but you know. I saw the way he tickled Connor in his slap fight, which was, you know, he literally could

have. Staged. Yeah, he couldn't. I'll say it's scripted couldn't even fucking get himself to to just wail in on his homie but i get that i'm the same way i can't do that either oh that's why i was talking about slime slime quaking because i feel like slime is like not even the ex-girlfriend because ludwig still loves slime and slime's name is on him but it's funny when I when I watch the pod and I hear slime talk about Connor to Lud he's like I'm like oh yes yeah like it's like how I talk about like Hassan you know I'm like clearly you're in love

with Hassan to Ludwig and I get jealous and mad well to be fair if Hassan went to another country and you know started hanging out with a better looking version of me, I'd probably stab someone up. Yeah. Yeah. PewDiePie. PewDiePie. PewDiePie. He's jacked.

He's shredded. Yeah. Now you're giving Will a complex he didn't need on a Sunday afternoon. He does not have the. What did you do for Valentine's Day? You didn't celebrate. You hate romance. I just don't give a fuck about Valentine's Day? You didn't celebrate. You hate romance.

I just don't give a fuck about Valentine's Day. I don't think Caroline does either. I went to a restaurant that... Well, originally, it was going to be me and my trainer, you know, just hanging out. Jesus Christ. Cooking ground bison, which is very low in fat. It has a really good, like fat to protein ratio. We're going to make ground bison. And then I was like,

I'll invite my other friend. Who's actually very good at chef and shit up. Uh, Reese and Mo is a bit of a bougie bitch. So he immediately was like, dude, I don't want to cook right now. I want to go outside because he wanted to be seen.

You know what I mean? It's just like, he is, he's something. I've never had that feeling but yeah it's it's well he's also a normie okay so you just have to remember like you know these are oh i actually my my assistant slash friend taylor does that where she like just dresses like she dresses so well that she's like we've got to go out yeah it's like i mean i'm sure i mean there's plenty of streamers who are like that too but like he just want this is a normal person activity yeah they are not thinking that there are stalkers there yeah or something like that i was gonna take a photo or anything um but you know i i hate going outside but i was like fuck it why not we went We went, had a wonderful two slices of pizza, honey, and gabagool. Gabagool.

Gabagool. We went to this place called Great White, I think it's called. Huh. It's good brunch. Yeah, he likes it. Okay. It was all right. It was a fun experience with the boys, three dudes.

Valentine's Day. Just fucking doing Valentine's. So weird. Oh. It's weird that I didn't invite you. You do have a girlfriend. It literally is not weird that I didn't invite you. I just assumed you were doing something with Caroline.

Yeah, I feel like I'm on his side today. Usually I'm not, Will. I literally didn't even, I didn't even, I feel like Caroline would get mad at me if I texted you on Valentine's Day. It was like, yo, you want to hang out with the boys tonight? Yeah. Valentine's Day sucks.

Okay. I mean, now I know. Dude, I saw this really funny TikTok where this girl was comparing, like her talking to a boy about, like, the Super Bowl. Like, only one day. Like, you can watch Super Bowl any day. The same as, like, it's only one day.

You know, we show our love any day. Yeah. It's kind of funny. I'm not going to lie. I'm a huge football fan. I didn't watch Super Bowl this year. Wow. I did.

I did. I loved it. you yeah i well i used to be a pick me girl um and then i got tired what kill yourself kill yourself oh i got one one to the next i got a token let's go now you can dish it out um no and i and so i was like really into football for a long time and then i had an Oh, I got one. From one to the next. I got a token. Let's go. Now you can dish it out. No. And so I was like really into football for a long time. And then I had an epiphany just one day where I was like, wait, I don't even like this.

I was just pretending to like this so long that I have like Stockholm syndrome. Oh, that's sad. I have that feeling for a lot of things because I always wanted to like get along when I was growing up. Yep. And I always thought there was something wrong with me because I didn wanted to like get along when I was growing up yep and um I always thought there was something wrong with me because I didn't understand like the fandom the concept of fandom I did not understand like I was never it just I thought there was something I literally thought I had a disability yeah because everyone else was like I'm really into this I'm really into that and I would just like fake it I'd be like yeah like am i gay and i uh well that too but yeah are you you can tell us unfortunately for you my friend it was a bit no but like for me i thought that

was weird first of all also gay people have fandoms too no no i was saying your fans um i wasn't saying that i was saying it's the same epiphany when all of a sudden nothing's nothing's collecting nothing's lining up in your life and then the same epiphany when all of a sudden nothing's collecting. Nothing's lining up in your life. And then the biggest epiphany you can ever have is your sexuality, right? Yeah. And so obviously you not liking freaking anime wouldn't be the same as being gay. For me, no, I love anime. But like not to the degree where I'm just like fucking weaving out like super hard.

You know what I mean? Regardless though, everyone loves sports. Everyone plays football, soccer, right? And like everyone had a team. And in Turkey, that's a huge deal. Like you support whatever team your parents support. My dad was a Fenerbahce fan, so I had to act like I liked Fenerbahce. I had to wear Fenerbahce jerseys.

I had to act like I like Fennel Bacha and wear Fennel Bacha jerseys on game day and shit. And I just fucking hate it, dude. Well, you're not a fan of anything. That's true. You're a fan of streaming. No, I mean, there is no thing that he is in the fandom. Have you ever listened to One Direction?

No. Well, listen to a song and maybe that's your... But that's the thing. There's content I consume. There's people I like. I really like Pedro Pascal. I think he is a wonderful person. His politics are great.

He's just a great dude overall. His politics are great. I'm saying, I'm using that as like a... Because that's usually not even in question, obviously. You're not a fan of anyone. Yeah, I really like him. I think he's like a kind person he's a chill guy you know what i mean but even then i'm not like you know a stan or anything

right i used to like john stewart a lot when i was growing up i thought he was like the goat so there's that god i'm such a fucking nerd it's awful, listen, I have something that we should talk about. What do you think? Last night, white people had their version of the Black Panther movie, where something culturally happened for us that was a landmark moment.

Where was I? That we can all come together and join hands and celebrate white people. I want to know what it was first. Mac McClung, a white man, won the slam dunk contest last night. Huge. I'm mad. White men can jump.

I have no idea what the words you just described. I get it. You don't know what the slam dunk contest is? I know the NBA All-Star Weekend is upon us. His last name sounds like a cool nickname for a vagina i well that's because there's bothering me there's a british word called clunge which is yeah yeah i saw a version yeah of someone making a joke being like matt mcclung and then searching like blm you know george floyd all this shit and it was like bear like he hadn't said anything.

So someone was like making fun of it. It wasn't, they weren't being serious. Right. But, um, but that's what I saw. And I was like, who the fuck is McClung? Billy, can you pull up the 720 dunk, please? I want to see, now I want to see. 720 dunk.

So Mac McClung is a G league player with a two ways contract which means he can play for the d league team and uh the 76ers and last night he participated in the slam dunk contest um this no this is your sports segment with willard i so he is in the dague And he plays with the 76ers And they just like rolled him out For this specifically I think right Well the slam dunk contest is so hit or miss Oh my god look at him

He's six foot flat Bro he looks ridiculous That's Ludwig Bro no no stop Go Ludwig You can't do this every time Let's go, white boy. Yeah, play that.

Play that shit. Mack McClung, shut it down. Big W for white people. Two men, jumps over him, taps off the backboard, bam. Wow, he's pumped. So I think him being six foot makes this more relevant. And white too, I think, right? That happened with Nate Robb too, remember?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He also looks like a Mormon missionary a little bit. He does. Yeah. That guy definitely got ball tapped on the head. All right, go to the... Yeah, he definitely dragged his sack over his friend's head. Go to the 720.

I think it's his last dunk. That shit was... Yeah, yeah, yeah. This shit was crazy. I hope we don't get copystriked for this shit. I hope we do. No, no. It'll be fine.

It'll be fine. We can cut it off. Play this. If it shows... If it copystri strikes, just put a video of bunnies over it. Oh! I feel like we've gotten to a point where, like, that's it. We've done everything. Like, because have we not seen a 720 before? I don't know if we, the extra rotation after the dunk is kind of.

I could do that. All right, pause. So, for me, who is, who is a big fan of Vince Carter and the old slam dunk contest, this was pretty cool. It's interesting that they brought in a D-League player to be in the slam dunk contest, and also kind of infamously now,

Ja did not participate in the slam dunk contest, who I think would probably win it if he did it. So give me more on Ja Morant is who you're talking about, right? So this is a new player, right? That's his third, fourth year now. Okay, relatively new player. What team is he on? Grizzlies.

And he is like, I guess, they're marketing him as like a thug or something. That's the only thing I know. That's what I've heard. I don't know. That there's like, at least Black Twitter is constantly fucking ripping on ESPN for making him seem like he's a- I don't watch much ESPN. He'll throw up the Crip sign and shit every now and then.

Really? I had no idea. I just know that he's got- Am I thinking of someone else? He's got insane- Sometimes I throw up gang signs too. Insane bounce. He's so athletic.

Phase up. John Morant. That was ISIS. You threw. I phased up. Oh. Is this, if I do this,

is this ISIS? I'm pretty sure. That's what ISIS used to do. I'm pointing at Jesus. Yeah, it is John Morant. Okay. I haven't followed this

I saw his iced out like the basketball shoes that they made for him. He's dope. He's got ice on. He's really fun to watch. Yeah, I don't know anything. Anyway, that was the America me up for this week. Yeah. Was G League

player, D League player Mack McClung. Are the Harlem Globetrotters still a thing? Yes. I feel like Matt McClung should go with them. The Harlem Globetrotters. Yeah. I think he'd be a better fit for the Washington Generals. Do you know who the Washington Generals are?

They're the team that lose to the Harlem Globetrotters every time they play. I didn't know that. Well, it's like scripted. It's theater. Yeah. Theater. Don't say that connotation.

There was also, well, NBA scripted, too, just like every other organized sport is, obviously. Oh, dude. There's technically nothing different between the Harlem Globetrotters, Washington Generals saga. Leaking the script. Yeah, I am.

Yeah, and so did Arian Foster, famously. I can't believe, look at how much, she is so tuned out. Look at Cutie's face. I disassociated. I know a little bit about sports, but I agree. No, no, go. I love it. People love sports.

We can move past this conversation as quickly as possible. The fans are demanding it. Yeah, that's right. No, to continue it. They love it. Speaking of scripted. Yeah. What time does this come out tomorrow?

Do it. I'm not going to leak anything. Do it. Have I been nominated for anything? You didn't tell me anything. You just fucking. Half the people I didn't send DMs to, I was like, I can't be bothered. I'm tired. You literally, you did send me a DM. a dm you were like rsvp for this thing and i was like what the fuck is this i don't even know what that is people are annoying it's the event oh okay the

streamer award here you go all right i'm an analog i'm an old-fashioned guy i'm telling you in person i will be there no push the button for the love of God. Okay, fuck. God, all you have to do, it's literally a two-click thing. Leak it. Did he get nominated for anything? Tomorrow, tomorrow, a big announcement. Nominations come out for the stream rewards. I'll be going live and doing it via a slideshow. We've never done this before.

Huge. Wow. We thought it'd be funny to do a slideshow. A slideshow, got it. So I'll do a slideshow announcing the nominees, and then voting will start on the website. You do love your slideshows. I love a good slideshow. Nothing like a good slideshow. So I'll do a slideshow announcing the nominees and then voting will start on the website. You do love your slideshows. I love a good slideshow.

Nothing like a good slideshow. Okay, can you just tell us if we're nominated for anything? Okay, your attitudes are really pissing me off this Sunday morning. Can you tell us if we're nominated for anything? This is craziness. No, it doesn't need to be muted. We just both start crying in silence. The rest of the podcast is just us like this. Well, first leak is Hassan is one of my red carpet hosts.

Oh, yeah. I didn't say I would do that. Wow. What a leak. I forgot. And he's thrilled. He's thrilled about it. He's.

This motherfucker said, oh, yeah. I forgot about that. I didn't say I would do that. Who's the other at Carver House? Well, you're doing it with Ludwig. Him and Ludwig are manning a station because they were too shy to do it alone. I said I would only do it if Ludwig does it. And Ludwig said he'd only do it if he fonded it.

Wow. Anyway, they're one of the stations. The other two stations will be on the video tomorrow. Very exciting. It should be great. Why do you sound unenthused i'm so tired i've been working like 12 hours a day every day on stream rewards and i'm behind on hours on stream and i have to i have to i have to fit in 50 hours of stream before the end of the month which is a

lumber party oh good job on lCS Oh thank you Ashley fire Thank you Yeah that was the other thing I didn't watch because I boycott league Don't do that Yeah I do I think it's Don't you do this I think it's degenerate

I think it's morally abhorrent Next time I'm on LCS You play Valorant Also degenerate Next time I'm on LCS I can't control my urges That's like a meth addict being like yo heroin's bad son heroin is terrible okay you perfect argument and the meth addict would be right

okay the meth addict would quite literally be right when he says is heroin worse for you it doesn't matter if it's worse for you i'm just saying first of all league is worse for you. I'm just saying. First of all, League is worse for you. Is heroin bad? Yes, heroin is bad. Oh. League, worse than heroin. Uh-huh. Wow. Worse than opiates. Yes.

I need a fidget spinner. Also from China. League, let me voice act one of your characters, okay? Please, League. League is watching. Oh, a fidget spinner knife. Yeah, it's a- That is just a switchblade.

No, it's not. It's a comb? Wow. This is a switchblade. No, it's not. It's a comb? Wow. This is a switchblade. Oh, I didn't get... Just crocodile done deeming. It's not. It's not.

I don't get to play with the switchblade. I get the comb. Yeah. Anyway, I... Next time on LCS, will you... If I text you, will you come into chat and say nice things about me? I will. With your whole...

No, I need his whole no no I need his I need his clout I need his whole audience oh my god no you don't you don't go live at noon don't pretend like you're live at noon no dude

oh my god she just told you no no Will's average concurrence are 5k I know he's big but he's not live at noon

it's cool you're not live at noon think happy thoughts just like your shoe says oh my god yeah okay next time you're live I at noon think happy thoughts just like your shoe says oh my god yeah okay next time you're like i just the the chat is you didn't have to eviscerate him no wait the chat's mean to you really yeah well they're fucking that's so i i just need you to come and boost it with some love they're fucking like me they're you can do it too

do you ever think that live at noon maybe you fucking deserve it true okay you're not live at noon maybe you fucking deserve it true okay you're not live until the sun they're league perverts it's like the worst people on the planet getting mad at you you're probably doing something right then i just want them to like me no you don't want no you don't want anyway yeah i like doing lcs but i definitely don't have the time for it but i made the sacrifice because i love it so much okay anyway uh same with being here i don't have time for it but i made the sacrifice because i love it so much okay anyway uh same with being here i don't have time for you bitches today but i'm here i really don't what is happening why am i catching so many we are getting today fucking i'm angry anyway uh more leaks okay because it comes out later today uh tomorrow later tomorrow but today is when we're filming this is i'm speaking

to the audience today because it's monday today i'm talking to them hey guys okay i broke the fourth wall it's nice to see you damn damn damn ticket you okay go on leak the song's not nominated for anything what wow that's crazy jesus christ insane oh. He is. He is. He is insane. He is. He is. I thought it was funny. Okay, what am I nominated for? You are nominated for Best Chatting Streamer. Let's go. Let's go. And you are nominated for Streamer of the Year. Let's go.

Let's go. Huge. If Ludwig takes it this year, I'm fighting. He's not nominated. Let's go! Get fucked, Ludwig! Woo! He don't deserve it.

He don't deserve it. He did have a really good year. He don't deserve it. He don't deserve it. He did have a really good year. He don't deserve it. I think he encouraged his audience not to vote for him this year. Yeah, because he was... Because how much hate I got last year for him. He was trying to game the system. That's what he was doing.

Yeah. He was trying to game it for moist esports, which... Oh, that's what he was doing? Well, he was gaming it for a few categories. I thought he was gaming it for himself, like best event, all this shit. Oh, yeah, he wanted that. How does that work? Like, you have some of the most banger events.

I'm excluded. You can't have it, right? That sucks that you have to exclude yourself from your own award show. Well, because she's doing the event. I also don't have the ability in my heart and soul to receive recognition and take it genuinely. So, I'd feel even less genuine coming from my own award show that's okay so it's just like it's just like pointless for me like it doesn't matter um but she's like it's worthless i'm the one giving the awards out yeah

um will neff has been nominated for league of their own okay fuck yeah. These are good leaks. These are good leaks. Those are the only leaks I'll give you. This implies that I was not nominated for Best Valorant Streamer. You were not. No.

I can't believe that. You didn't have enough hours. That's not true. That's not true. You said 100 hours, right? I'm pretty sure I did 100 hours in 2022, even though I started in august i'm looking or september not on stream oh i think i might have but maybe not i mean march you want to look

that up real quick go to soli gnome type in hassan click on 2022 he's like i'm pull me out of streamer of the year put me in valorant likeant. Like, please. Valorante. Valorant was your second stream category with 79 hours. Fuck, I was close. I was close. I was close. I was close. 79 hours.

Yeah. The cutoff was 100. Yeah. You have to go to Hassan's name. But yeah, I checked. Asuni. To be fair, I don't think I deserve that anyway. I think everyone was just like fucking around with that one. Yeah. Well, I mean, there's an argument where you do deserve it because it's more. I think a lot of I don't think I deserve that anyway. I think everyone was just like fucking around with that one.

Yeah, well, I mean, there's an argument where you do deserve it because it's more, I think a lot of people don't realize, it's about the performance of streaming. So you could be the worst Valorant player in the entire world and still win Best Valorant Streamer because you're the most entertaining while doing it. Can I ask if someone got nominated in that category? Yeah.

Kaede. We'll have to see tomorrow that's my valence we'll have to see tomorrow or today I mean we'll have to see today yeah well it will have been revealed

at this point I think no if this episode goes out at 9 there's no way this ass is waking up at 9 this ass I have therapy at 12 okay this ass i have therapy at 11 12 30 oh boy when do i have therapy have you tried ketamine therapy i've been told i can't do it by multiple therapists they've told me i have too much darkness that it will not be genuinely whoa

it's okay it's not spilling you can leave it it's empty it's empty i'm sorry your therapist just said multiple therapists and psychologists have told me i can't do it you have too much darkness yeah it's unresolved so we can't do anything about it yeah yeah you have you have a darkness in you they think it would be more detrimental than helpful i have never unpacked you guys don't know a lot about me but i've had a fucked up life ketamine therapy is recommended for like ptsd for like war criminals and shit yeah they just they said i can't i'm talking like motherfuckers who like killed children in afghanistan are doing like doctor prescribed ketamine well i didn't believe my therapist and so then i asked my other therapist

your therapist said no you're about some happy-go-lucky mushrooms your multiple therapists said that you are you have darkness within you more than like dudes who've killed children with their well i think other people are better at processing. I'm really bad. I can't process anything. I'm going to say that I might agree, but I don't think it's because you have too much darkness. I think it's because you have a need to be in control. Yeah, I'm sure.

I'm sure they know more than me about that. Just the fact that a therapist told you, you have a cosmic darkness. Well, it was phrased a little differently, but they were you, you have a cosmic darkness. Well, it was phrased a little differently, but they were like, you have too much trauma that it won't be beneficial to you. If anything, it'll just be a crutch and you won't be able to actually heal. It'll just be like. Okay.

And then that can lead you to going insane because you'll never feel that good outside of it because you haven't learned how to process. Wow. So. All right. Got some dark ass therapist, dude shit i mean i hope it's working well the problem is i won't even do like ssris and stuff like that um because i've never had good interaction with them so they're like you can't ssris are like the gateway drug to ketamine

and uh that i so if you can't even if you don't cooperate well on those then ketamine probably won't help you okay good to know essentially is what i was told who knows i'm sure there's some some armchair doctors in the chat that will say otherwise but yeah for sure but i'm just going off what i've been told and i've been told by uh one psychologist and two different therapists that it's a bad idea for me specifically um Elon Musk is destroying Twitter. Yeah, he is. He recently changed two-factor authorization via SMS to be only a paywalled amenity. I don't understand how Twitter doesn't make money. Am I stupid?

Of course it doesn't make money. It's incredibly expensive. Why is it expensive? A lot of these companies, you're about to find out, in Silicon Valley, are not actually turning profit. Now, that might be for two different reasons. Like in the case of Amazon, they technically could. I think they just do it for tax purposes,

and they do it because they're constantly expanding because their goal is to basically monopolize a sector. mean they did that which they did also amazon products have gotten so much worse lately because they just spread themselves too thin and now all of a sudden it's like no that's deliberate it's not it's not because they spread themselves you're pissing me off amazon it's not because they spread themselves too thin that's that's by design their goal is to through predatory practices wipe out the rest of the marketplace make sure that like they can either buy it's called horizontal and vertical integration this is like a oh i know vertical integration it's a it's a basic process that a little bit horizontal hey the film studios used to use back in the days

like they would buy the distribution they would buy the the movie studio would basically buy the distribution uh to like the distribution mechanism and buy the movie theaters therefore they could effectively you know stop other movies from being shown in any theaters whatsoever inevitably leading to uh less competition and you know stopping others from joining the marketplace amazon has done this in the united states of america in e-commerce they will go and be like oh i love the baby diapers that you're selling baby diaper company uh we want to buy the baby diaper company and the baby diaper company goes no we don't want to sell you the company we're making a lot of money

on amazon and elsewhere so amazon be like okay fuck you baby diaper company they'll bury the diapers in the search results so you can't even fucking find it messed up um and then they will make their own product their own baby diaper that's identical to their product and put it at the top of the search bar so then the baby diaper company basically goes out of business amazon turns so then the baby diaper company basically goes out of business amazon turns around buys the baby diaper company at a fuck at pennies on the dollar and uh then it has the capacity to lower the quality slowly but surely cutting costs around and and improving uh profit margins uh firing workers that sort of stuff. Less quality control.

This is not even just for diapers. This is for basically everything. That's why the product quality is diminishing. Not because they spread themselves too thin. By design. I thought they took on too many different distribution people and it's just bad. No, they just, they have like. Sounds like they're evil.

Yeah. Who knew? it's weird that you know we all work for mega corporations or yeah anyway thanks for my bonus yeah uh we love jeff bezos i love you sir your hair and your face is not weird people are saying it's weird but i fight them many people are many people say it's weird but i am not one of those people i saw that clip where you look like that little pig that was funny you did you did oh the zoomer pig yeah this is zoomer pig have you seen yeah many people are saying you look like the zoomer pig that's funny he's kind of a handsome pig so at least there's that. Look up LSM. It'll come up. Zoomer pig. Zoomer pig.

Zoomer pig. Does whatever a zoomer does. Is he cute? Listen, bud. He got the radio active chud. Hey, yeah. There goes the zoomer pig. Yeah.

Little curls on his head. Oh, he's so cute. What the fuck? Yo, it's a Zoomer fuckboy pig. Yo, he got the Zoomer fuck. Wait. My hair is not like that. That's not what my hair is like like that that's not epiphany like that feels bad i am very much like a woman

don't fucking say that why on the internet here's why that's not okay wait that was i'm very clearly joking here right but if you look at the comments they're like you fucking hypocritical idiot no wonder you're like this you fucking dumb ass you dumb bitch i'm like what the fuck i'm like it's a joke man i'm doing a joke like doing a bit it's funny that people people don't think you could anyone can be self-aware um i set myself up for failure with my jokes all the time i think it's very funny to be like crazy girlfriend type thing oh yeah for sure but then yeah but then people take it seriously and then you're like should i not do this next time yeah because then people take it fucking seriously and then use it against you like weaponize it against you i've gotten to the point where i frequently will say

this is satire after jokes that like i know i shouldn't have to explain but i definitely have to explain them there's gonna be a pendulum swing in the other direction. It's already kind of happened. I think the heat of this was literally 2015, 2014, pre-Trump, where people would be like, oh, you made a joke? Well, jokes are actually unethical, you fucking asshole. And I think that we've moved beyond that. Jokes are actually ableist to the people who don't get the joke.

Yeah. I mean, it's just like. Whoa. That discourse has been like running to the fucking ground at this point. And it's just like the least funny motherfucker saying that shit. So nobody cares. But like, you know, I think we've moved beyond that. We've moved beyond that to, you know, greener pastures such as Milf Manor, which is what

I want to talk about right now. That's right. Milf Manor. Are we reacting to it again? what is that face because i'm excited this is my excited face you can't tell this is my excited face you you look disturbed what are toting a knife you said are we reacting to it this is my excited face Ludwig suffers the same problem I always say this to him and he's like I think I have I would never be an actor this is it this is my Aubrey Plaza I would be a good actually that was my favorite thing about LCS is when I did LCS they were like

this is like Aubrey Plaza and I was like you could do a good aubrey plaza you could also kill for that one director who made like red rocket and clementine and florida project i thought you were gonna say the one the chick the the british chick with the with no eyebrows oh mia goth yeah mia goth cutie cinderella plays Oh, Mia Goth? Yeah, Mia Goth. Cutie Cinderella plays Mia Goth. I could be a good Harley Quinn. Wait, you've seen how she talks. She has like a Peppa Pig voice. You know who Mia Goth is? You know who Mia Goth is?

No. She's like the A24 staple. She's a great actress. She just like looks weird as fuck and like kind of scary. And she always plays like the scary weird fucking roles in almost every well i mean she's also beautiful but they she is gorgeous they typically have her without eyebrows playing insane shit dude it is yeah crazy it's crazy but it's interesting because in her like first breakthrough role acts where a lot of people were introduced to her, she's kind of got a southern twang.

And then people heard her speak for real for the first time, and she dead-ass sounds like Peppa Pig. Yeah. It's like, I'm Mia Goth. It's nice to meet you. Yeah, it's weird as fuck. Weird. Yeah, but if you're not a Mia Goth head, you're not going to understand.

I fuck heavy with Mia Goth. I think she is incredible. Yeah. I mean, you could say that she is like responsible for the no eyebrow look did you see her in the new cronenberg movie no infinity pool she was very menacing in it yeah she's always menacing i'm a really i think i'd be a really good casting director because sometimes when i watch movies i choose a different cat or dog they should have used instead they like a cat ting director yeah they often cast um the wrong cats and dogs that's such a weird niche but hollywood has so much money that could literally be i feel like look it up you got a future i read gone girl

for the record i read gone girl watch the movie they have the wrong cat i'll show you the correct cat okay so if you watch gone girl um there's this orange little skinny cat orange cats are evil it shouldn't have been it should have been it should have been this guy like a fat cat yeah okay this fat black and white cat he would have slayed he would have done perfect you need to at least zoom in on that i'm gonna keep it a buck i'm gonna keep it a buck with you cutie found like a one p cat to show on her fucking phone i sent it to my book club immediately after we watched it and everyone applauded me but i think they were too afraid to disagree with me i think your attention to detail i herald it i i uplift it but also i've watched gone girl like four or five times and i've never even noticed that there was a cat i was five times and i've never even noticed

that there was a cat i was about to say i didn't even know there was a fucking cat in the movie dude that's how that's how we know she's missing because the neighbor calls and he's like your cat's out i don't even remember that yeah that's because it was orange maybe if it was fat aren't orange cats evil i mean i think most cats are but i've never had one that's what i've heard orange cats are evil but you know what's not evil though milf manor episode five which we are going to be reacting to on our paywall proportion of this broadcast that's right ladies and gentlemen if you want to see it it's been a banger so far you guys said you loved it and you wanted more of it so that's right we're gonna give you more for us so i hope you guys really like it can we watch laguna beach after no oh you're not gonna do that

and we should even cut that out of the suggestion why because people will because people simp you and they'll say oh my god cutie's so right let's watch i'm gonna do my own react for laguna beach on the patreon okay yeah that'd be great great that'd be great anyway you can uh you can get access to that uh at patreon.com for your end and uh we'll see you next time i think right we're excited we're this is this is rolling we're doing it bye oh bye bye i guess whatever we were done bye um all right we lied we can't do milf manner milf's latest episode only because it comes out later tonight. We can do it next week.

We can do it next week. We can also do next week, next week's episode later in the day as well. We can shoot that. We'll figure that out. Right. However, instead, we are going to be reacting to,

in our paywalled proportion, an episode that Cutie Cinderella and Will both chose. Do not get mad at me. I do not know what this thing is. Will chose it. Hey, I was cleaning my nail with that. What is it called? Well, now it's mine.

It's about a bunch of nudists who are trying to buy a home. Buying nude. Buying in the buff. In a clothing optional community. What is it called? Buying nude. Buying in the buff. In a clothing optional community. What is it called? Buying nude. Buying naked. Buying naked.

Season one, episode one. Brave nude world. It's not going to be good. See you on the other side. Oh, it's going to be great. No, there's naked areas. There's naked areas. Yeah, but if you go to naked areas, you're telling me you're not looking at dicks?

Okay, I'm beginning to... I feel like cutie is like either a fully or nothing. You know what I mean? She's like all or nothing. She's like no shoes. Right now, I'm not a nudist. But two minutes ago, I was. No shoes, no nothing at all.

You have to be fully nude or like you have to wear fucking everything. Yeah. I mean, yeah, when you're in the nude area we spy you notice the dicks yeah you don't stare at them but you give a little peek

a little mmm okay