Fear& - Hasan Piker, Will Neff & Ted Nivison Plan A Road Trip.. | Fear&Hispanic Heritage Month

Episode Date: September 5, 2022

This week we have America's sweetheart Theodore Jedidiah Nivison on the show to plan his next cross country road trip with Hasan and Will. Topics for today include, DC's amazing totally inoffensive Hispanic heritage month marketing, medieval times, Ted looking like a young conservative and Waterworld (1995)🎉BONUS CONTENT🍾 🌟PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/FearAnd🌟TIKTOK - https://www.tiktok.com/@fearandtiktok🎧 AUDIO PLATFORMS - https://linktr.ee/fearand🐥follow our guest!🐤Ted: https://twitter.com/TedNivison🐤follow the boys!🐥Fear&: https://twitter.com/FearAndPodHasan: https://twitter.com/HasanthehunWill: https://twitter.com/TheWillNeffMarche: https://twitter.com/Marche Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Must be legal drinking age. We're hot and sexy and ready to rock. We were not talking about some secret shit right before this do an intro hassan what's up everybody we're live we're back it's it's fear and and the full cast is here we got will here he couldn't make it on last week's episode because he was getting the most draco malfoy cut i've ever seen in my entire life that's not the real reason he episode because he was getting the most Draco Malfoy cut I've ever seen in my entire life that's not the real reason he was a he was uh in OTK's Camp Canute that's right but we're back full cast is here and we have a wonderful guest today Ted Ted Ted Ted you haven't made it to a single episode Ted the last member of our permanent You know, you guys told me to be a part of this.

Why are you waving like that? Because he was introducing me. I don't know. Ted Nivision. They're not even in sync with each other. Ted Nivision. You say it. I said it. You say it now.

I say Nivison. Yeah. It's way closer than Nassana has ever gotten. Ted Nivision. What is it? Is it like a... Ted Niv... Does my actual last name offend you or something? What is it? How do ted does my actual last name like offend you or something is what

is it well how do you say ted i used to say ted and vision ted and vision which was i mean that would be a pretty cool like that's what i thought yeah yeah i thought like you envision a brighter future yeah or like i'm a superhero that can only see the letter n and is like not able to see anything else that's the most racist superhero yeah that's a setup that's a racist superhero is it really yeah that's the only situation in which the letter n occurs i can yes are you thinking about it right now his mind are you thinking about it right now that's racism we got him boys all right we got another one let's go as you may have noticed this is the sleeves off podcast by the way this is like this is the fear and pockets after dark you changed i did i

literally went upstairs took my shirt off looked at myself in the mirror a little bit i was like okay let me have my ryan gosling shit like sniff one of those ammonia packets no the real reason yeah i did i did a couple push-ups like not a big deal. No, I did it because I'm wearing the fucking Himbo Fitness merch. The Himbo Fitness merch that is probably going to be coming out by the time you see the podcast. Maybe not. I don't even fucking know. But I rarely ever do plugs, so I was just like, I might as well wear it on the podcast. Nice.

You know? That was an eloquent plug. That was... Thank you. I can see the money signs in your eyes. I know. I was like, I can't wait. I can see the money signs in your eyes. I know. I was like, I can't wait. I love money so much.

Porsches don't pay for themselves. Exactly. That's why I rarely ever do merch drops, even though people are fucking coming to my house and being like, I'm going to kill you if you don't do a merch drop. Right. Oh. And that new Porsche that you got because of those merch shops it's a nice one too yeah i got a second secret porsche unlocked exposed i sweat all over it yeah that

was well that's the only porsche i have i thought you were trying to say i have a second porsche oh really well it's a fairly new i mean like when i think about like when someone's a car like within a really yeah yeah no it is new i'm just i thought you were doing that usually people like to slander me so i just thought you were doing that thing yeah i mean it's just one of those things where i think i was viewing it from the perspective of like when someone buys a porsche that's like a that's like a pretty significant purchase i'm not sure if that's something i went to hustler you and as soon as someone else drives your car it's useless to you right yeah it's like you wouldn't let another woman drive your car. You wouldn't let,

you wouldn't let another bro fuck your girl. I had to catch myself the other day, you know, because I, you know, you almost let a bro

fuck your girl. Well, no, I watched a little bit of Andrew Tate and I was driving along and I, you know, I felt a vein pop out of my,

you start making sense, my head because I saw like a woman driving and I was like, that doesn't make sense. That's weird. Did you guys driving, and I was like, that doesn't make sense. Hold on. That is weird. That doesn't make sense. Did you guys not get the memo? Exactly.

It doesn't make sense. That's what we're here to do, honestly. We're here to defend freedom of speech. We're here to talk about Andrew Tate. This is the Andrew Tate Defender Podcast. Oh, okay. We're trying to move in. The ATD.

Yeah, here. I mean, everybody put the glasses on. Oh, fuck. We don't have enough. That was quick. I might get sunglasses for you as well. Here, pop your shirt off. I'll start rubbing your shoulders.

No shot. I'm not doing that. Just pop your shirt off. I'm not that confident. We'll do it at the end. We'll do it at the paywall content. We'll do it at the paywall content. Maybe.

Here you go. Put the... You're not going to... I got one for you. Hold on. I wear glasses. Put them over your... It's like, what do you want?

I just want to be doing this. It's like... Dude. We're living in the future. You know, I've done this before though cause I don't know about you but driving in LA at certain times

going down highways I don't know if that one going towards Santa Monica just Totally blind And so I have a pair of sunglasses but I just never wear my contacts You just say

Jesus take the wheel Which one do you want? Do you want my mom's? Yeah I'll take your mom's Alright Oh wow Did you Something's in the way Yeah, I'll take your mom's. All right. Oh, wow. Did you?

Something's in the way. The hair. With the hair, you look perfect. Like, the glasses fit perfectly with the hair, honestly. It's becoming sort of part of your brand, too, because of the Donna look as well. Hello, everybody. That's right. Donna. When did you discover that that that part of your

register existed existed i don't so it's funny that character is based on a grandmother of mine a nanny we used to call grandma mary um and my own pair christine but grandma mary actually sounded like this and so so I learned very early on that I could do a Grandma Mary. That's fucking awesome. And I love Grandma Mary. She was one of those women who, I always tell this story,

I would go over there, she'd be like, Julia, are you feeding this kid? What's going on? Julia, what are you doing? Yeah, my mom would be like, I fed him like 15 minutes ago. He's still got a happy meal in his hand.

She's like, look at these skin and bones. What, are you leaving already? Yeah, we have to go. Give me 15 minutes. I'll make some meatballs. She'd like, make meatballs. And then my mom would be like, alright, we really gotta go. She's like, there's no sauce. You're gonna feed him some meatballs with no sauce? What are you, an animal? Give me an hour.

I'll make some good sauce. Talk about the first time you wore a dress, though. Huh? Talk about the first time you ever wore a dress, though. First time I ever wore a dress though first time I ever wore a dress I mean unless you don't want to we can cut it I can't remember the first time I wore a dress

I thought you were going to semester at sea that wasn't the first time I'll set the scene semester at sea we're on a cruise I'm not there I'm Will Neff I mean this is some gender identity stuff. I had sex in drag.

Well, I was in drag, and I enjoyed it a lot. Really? I felt very pretty. Well, you are pretty. No, I'm not brutish. Brutish? I know exactly what you mean. Yeah, I'm not proud of you.

You're brutish. Oh, damn. Okay, you can't just, like, give him that and then not me anything. God damn, bro. I mean, you got a pretty face, but then it's like, you're going to like fucking kill someone. That makes me sad. No, let me explain.

But that's the truth. Let me explain. I'm a brutish person, and I always wanted to be brutish. I'm brutish in a good way, though. Is brutish normally a bad word? I just haven't heard it before. You know what I always think about when I see Hassan? It's not a positive quality.

I'm sorry then. That's not how I meant that. It's all good. Hassan's whole person reminds me of this line from The Great Gatsby when he says that this one guy has a body that looks like it was made for violence. But I'm not like that at all. I think it's Daisy's husband or boyfriend.

Like, yeah, he just looks like he was made to smash rocks and destroy the battle axe. Which ironically, I hate. I hate violence. I abhor it. I think it's awful. Right.

I mean, I like watching violence. I just don't like participating in it. I've been in many fights. You know, I went to school in New Jersey. It's just like impossible to... That's went to school in new jersey it's just like impossible to requisite yeah you it's impossible to avoid if you've ever spent like any part of your life adolescent prepubescent you know geriatric like you're throwing hands yeah like people in new jersey old folks those are probably throwing hands regularly after bingo

night shit goes down it's wild well yeah when, when shit goes haywire in bingo, I mean. Have you ever been in a fight, Ted? Have I ever been in a fight? Yeah, full blown fist fight. No, honestly, I don't think I ever have. Really? Yeah. You're from Massachusetts.

That's like kind of. Yeah. That's a fighting state. The fighting order. Yeah. You know, part of me, in a weird way way wishes that i had experienced it at least once but like i feel like i've gotten too old where it's like now i'll just seem like a fucking knucklehead if i've ever gotten a fight ted you're also very classically handsome i always say this yes i

always feel like if i took a picture of you and put it in black and white and put the date 1948 under it and and some random ivy league school no one would bat an eye. If it was like Ted Invisin squash champion, Princeton university, 1914. Everybody be like, yeah, that fits. Yeah.

No. When I first met you, I immediately was like, that's a Harvard guy. You just have like Harvard guy vibes. Now, once I got to know you more is not, you're not like that at all.

Once I saw you serving milk, I knew that this was not oh no this guy went to ithaca college and it did not have a very competitive acceptance rate i knew this guy was not yeah you were you were you were ivy league school adjacent you were next to cornell but literally you look like physically adjacent wasn't it wasn't even like it wasn't even like the school was like oh this is close to ivy league it was adjacent in the sense that it was it you could see the school. Physical proximity.

You look like you got a rowing scholarship to one of the Ivy Leagues. They tried to get me into rowing, too. Dude, you would have been such a good rower. I feel like you have explosive glutes. Yeah. Well, I mean, that's what a lot of people tell me. In various environments, you know, it's like my explosive glutes always sort of. They're the topic of conversation.

We balled up with Ted. Yeah, I don't get these invites anymore. Because you're always doing shit. What do you mean? You weren't even here. Last night when he balled? No, last Sunday. Last night we did not ball.

They did. No, we didn't. I saw your story. No, that was two nights ago. Okay. That was two nights ago. My invite must have just gotten lost in the mail. Maybe.

Perhaps. But you always stream at night. So I don't even want to go through the heartbreak of being like, Hey, Will, you want to come hang out? You don't want to be like me where I invite you during stream and you just don't allow me. What are you talking about? When I type in your stream and I go,

Hey, Hasan, can we do something? And one person goes, Hey, Will messaged you. And you go, Shut up, band. And that makes me feel really good about myself. Okay, well, I'm in the middle of fucking talking about some shit. And Chad will be like, respond to Will right now.

And people get really parasocial while I'm talking about, I don't know. It's because they're worried about me. A child, a children's hospital in Boston getting bomb threats or something. You know what I mean? What do you care about more? Your best friend in the whole wide world or a silly little hospital getting bombed? The hospital in that. In most of those circumstances.

There's always going to be a hospital getting bombed. This is America. I'm not going to be here forever. There's an age-old saying. There's always going to be a hospital getting bombed. Yeah, there's always another hospital getting bombed. But are you going to be there for your friends? Cats in the cradle and the silver spoon.

Little boy blue and the man on the moon. When you're coming home, Hassan, I don't know when. We'll be together then. Yeah, you know we'll have a good time then. That was beautiful. We put the glasses on because I originally wanted to go along with a top G. Like, women are awful. Is that sort of like coming into the podcast?

It was like, oh, you know, this is what Ted's whole drive is. It's like, oh, he's a top G. And you'd be right, by the way, when you say that. You do give off the vibes of like a really virulent misogynist. Yeah, yeah. No, I've been told that all the time. People stop me in the street and they're like, You do give off the vibes of like a really virulent misogynist. Yeah. Yeah. No, I've been told that all the time. People stop me in the street and they're like, man, it looks like you would just vote against everything I stand for.

Right. And I'd be like. Okay. To be fair, the misogynist part I was just kidding about. But you do look like a young Republican. Yeah. No. You look like a member of Turning Point.

Yeah. Man, you've said that. I mean, you have said that. Like you are, you cannot wear. Here mean i've said that like you are you cannot like here's my question you can't wear seers what am i supposed to say to that like there's certain things like like look we're all white here we can't go bald right because like if we go bald all of a sudden you don't know is he a white supremacist or is he just a bald guy you don't know so like with you you can't wear seersucker.

That's interesting. Because, like, if you wear seersucker all of a sudden. The color? Is that a color? Seersucker is a material. It's a material. Like, all of a sudden, it's like, whoa, wait a minute. This guy's got.

What kind of politics does this guy have? There's no way in hell that you would ever catch me in vineyard vines. Because. Yes. That would just it would be it would be vineyard vines sperries no yeah no more it was the style back in the day but nowadays i feel like it would fit you perfectly though i wonder if like this would unlock something in you if you like did the whole like preppy chad thing right all of a sudden it's just like fits yeah i think it would yeah it would sort of be like uh i don't know like the mask or something it's like when yeah it overtakes you and it's like

deborah somebody stop me yeah deborah it's time to go to the vineyard um that sort of thing speaking of clothes you got great clothes good stuff thank you oh i love it yeah my my last merch line thank you so much yeah i'm glad i i i've been hearing you know i take pride in being able to try to make the best merch that i can like sending it to my my it's very good my mom keeps stealing it which is kind of whack i'm like mom stop taking this these ones i like these a lot she's like no i was actually it's funny because i've been um working up my way to like start doing merch again and so i had some meetings with some companies actually and when i was talking about you know how people like the merch that i released i actually mentioned that story oh really you

had told me about how your mom had had uh she stole it she stole it and it's like my favorite is the maroon one yeah it's like it's a really good color thank you and for some reason my mom was just like yeah i won't take it and then she just yoinked it and took it to new jersey i'm like oh come on mom it's all good you know this is this is my way of telling you like i would like some more yes your merchandise and you know what for free 99 i hope when i when i got the new stuff coming out here's the thing i've been actually the next line is called the new stuff yeah the new stuff and then after that is like the old stuff and um when i come out with new stuff, I want to send people stuff. But I've realized recently that I don't know.

I'm starting to get so much of my wardrobe being other people's merch that I'm starting to wonder for myself, for the people that have been doing this for a while, if they would want it or if it's like, oh, this is good. I don't know. If it's good, I want it yeah he is a fiend he always wants it there's no free stuff dude it's it feels so good to receive free stuff it's like it's like i disagree it's like no i'm not even kidding i just like there oh he's had

too much he's spoiled no i am his fucking p.o box looked like an amazon fulfillment center i had to he got so much free shit i have like all his watchers want to fuck him so they like send him like you know like notice me i'm wearing i'm wearing one of my uh the vivian westwood necklace is literally from my p.o box like someone sent this to me. That's crazy. Yeah, it is wild. I mean, I tell them not to. Like is it, is that just,

is it a hundred and fifty dollar necklace? Someone sent him a snowblower one time. Oh yeah, that's true. They did. As a meme, like a $200 snowblower. Yeah.

That's ridiculous. I tell them not to. I tell them not to. I'm like, I'm not going to use this. Why the fuck did you send this? Yeah, that's super.

Did you like give it away? Or like, where did you, where where did you where'd you where who am i gonna give it to i mean california i you threw it out i'm sure that there was a there's somebody in big bear in big use of a snowblower i did not drive like six hours the big bear to give one snowblower that i got oh no the best part is it was broken that was the other part that i forgot yeah yeah because so they sent it but i guess like while they were shipping it it was like fucked up too so i just threw it out you know what i'd like to talk about you recently took a trip i did that was incredible it was a true coming of age. Buddy, buddy. Manifest destiny.

No trip. Spanning the United States. Yes. You went to every Rainforest Cafe. They are FC, baby. In the Estados Unidos. Estados Unidos. A rare breed now, the Rainforest Cafe cafe been closing at a lightning clip lightning pace

there used to be i think it's i had i had to like pay attention online i had to figure out what the number was of their peak number they had and i was like looking at the wikipedias i had to like figure out when the close date and open dates was and kind of figure out what the highest number was 34 at its peak rainforest cafes in the united States. We used to be a proud nation. We used to be a good nation. We were the number one nation on the planet. We had rainforest cafes everywhere.

As far as the eye can see. As far as the eye can see, a canopy of rainforest. Nobody wants to work anymore. At the rainforest cafe. 18, correct? Yes, I believe there was 18 that we went to. You went to the rainforest cafe 18 correct um yes i believe there was there was 18 that we went to you went to 18 yes yes you did i'm a fan oh this is good um so i know the answer to this but you got to tell our audience what possibly compels a human being to go to every rainforest cafe in the united states yes well

i used to go to the rainforest cafe when i was a wee little boy right um and i'm actually you know i'm from massachusetts and there was this mall that i would go to as a kid the burlington mall and it had a rainforest cafe and also this rainforest Cafe in particular, and you'll love this, you'll love this, was the Rainforest Cafe they filmed in for cinematic revolutionary movie. Oh, what is that? It's a movie that shocked the nation, starring Hollywood sweetheart Kevin James,

all the art mall cop. Wow. Yeah. It was it was that rainforest cafe and that closed and you know in 2018 i i was thinking of video ideas while i was in college and i was like what's something stupid i could do oh so this has been percolating for a long time oh yeah it's been it's been sitting around bouncing around in my brain um and so i did a initial video where i went to the rainforest cafe in buffalo new york friend and i was just like hyping up the rainforest cafe we did that we just went to one and then after i did that i was like i was said to myself you know back then when i was

a wee child in 2018 i was like i want to go to every single one but whenever i have the ability to do that so then you know come modern times and i was like it's now it's it's an incredible video because you kind of get a pokemon red and blue yes you get your perspective yeah a young man who loves the rain forest cafe with all my heart and maintains that passion throughout the trip. And then you have Eddie Burback. Yes. Who had no attachment to Rainforest Cafe and is a little bit of a self-proclaimed curmudgeon. Curmudgeon. That's a fun word.

Yes. And so about three Rainforest Cafes in, he's over the trip. He is like, okay, so this is- With 15 more to go? Yeah, it was like... It was early. So it was like, oh, so we got to keep doing this over and over again. Eddie's video kind of disintegrates into an Apocalypse Now style madness by the end of the trip. It's almost, yeah, yeah, no.

Apocalypse Now and with a hint of taxi driver. Time to get tight. now and with a hint of taxi driver. A thing you don't want to be. Yeah, but so it was the way it originally had come about was we were at, have you been to Juneshine before in Venice? Juneshine?

It's an alcoholic kombucha bar. Isn't that what Cody co just recently did a yeah he actually yeah he he's an investor in them and he made a flavor with them um and like maybe a year and a half ago um eddie and i and our girlfriends we were getting drinks at june shine and we were just talking about like youtube and stuff and video ideas and then i just mentioned um the rainforest Cafe video idea and I think a part of me was also like

I hope he says that he would be down for this because if anyone if I could think of anyone because you know Eddie and I are similar in that we kind of take a long time in between

our uploads for videos so I was like if there's anyone that's going to have time there's a chance Also some of Eddie's best work is when he's torturing himself Yeah

Right The Morbius video Yeah Perfect It's such a good It's such a ridiculous idea and um so you know i mentioned that to him and he was like you know oh i would i would come along with that and i i was like one of those things where i was like it was a hope but then all of a sudden it was like oh shit this is like a real thing i was like i was like really yeah really and he was like yeah and then it was like we kind of just we planned it

out in advance of when we would go and then yeah i then it was like we kind of just we planned it out in advance of when we would go and then yeah i mean it became a reality which is just so crazy because it's like how often are you able to find um someone and it went from originally i think eddie was going to do um he's going to do like a like a review or something of each item at the rainforest cafe yeah but then it it sort of started to evolve into, like, how funny would it be if, you know, we each told our sides of the story? Because I knew that I was going to go in, you know, with this enthusiasm. Stars in his eyes.

Yeah, stars in his eyes, hope in his soul, just a young American boy on the open road. Yeah. So, yeah, and it was definitely a very fun, like collaborative kind of like experience of, of doing this trip and then just like random stuff, like along the road, like, um,

would you do it again? Would I do that again? Not for the rainforest cafe, but something different. Maybe I would need some medieval times. I know one thing. Yeah. Yeah.

I, for the life of me, cannot understand why two wealthy YouTubers decided to take a truck that was literally on its death row. Oh. My 2002 Forest Green Toyota Tacoma. How dare you? That's a wonderful piece of machine.

Don't let it talk down. Have you seen the video? They had some issues. I've seen, not only, listen. I've seen the truck itself. Here's what I'll say. It's a beaut. Here's what i'll say it's a beaut here's what i'll say you know i think that we did that trip at a crossroads for the truck and that crossroads was just when there was sort of like a lot of things that were going to hospice

there was just some things that were overdue suspension fell out of the vehicle there's a lot of things that that truck that have been replaced. There was this one time that I was driving to Anaheim and I was driving down the road and all of a sudden I heard the sound of dragging, like metallic dragging. Okay, I have to say something. Yes. There are ten

locations in North America. Nine are in the United States and are built as a replica of 11th century castles the 10th location are you talking about medieval times you son of a bitch would you would you do it because i would do it i would literally medieval times hassan piker at the helm driving a porsche this time medieval times some of uh some of my leading it as a convoy. Medieval times. Yeah. Some of my... And we compete at every medieval time.

Some Hasanabi heads actually... I've actually never been to one before. I've never been to one either, and I want to so bad. What? Okay. Some Hasanabi heads, I believe it's the location in New Jersey. I don't want to fuck this up. Unionize their own medieval times.

First ever location in the United States of America. So when do they close? Good one. They will never shut down because of medieval times first ever location in the united states of america so when do they close uh good one they will never shut down it's one of those things where it's like you got to admit unionization is probably the the last blow for a themed restaurant like okay like that like there's not too much that's keeping those guys you guys are wrong Why would anyone not want to go to a Middle Ages experience where you can have a turkey leg and look at people jousting? I love medieval times. Can I just mention something real quick too? That would also be kind of like off theme.

No, no, no. Because of like serfdom? No, no. You can still yell at them don't worry you can yeah it's like like they're still surfs when they're larping but they get compensated that'd be so amazing if the union would you like some of them down executed him during the show yeah it's like they're still compensated adequately but you know you can still they're still peasants i'm all for that that. Yeah, painless death too. It was a good meme.

Let me tell you, medieval times, I'm a big fan. Yeah. But there's a secret to medieval times. And it's getting. Oh, you have been to many. I've been a few times. That's crazy. But the secret to enjoyment of medieval times is to get absolutely shithoused.

Right. Beyond all recognition. And to like give in to your your like most primeval self like if you're not holding a turkey leg yeah with hot no that's what i want to do that's all over your face just fucking like you just went to fucking war yeah and screaming yeah like when you saw one of your one of your brothers get their arm knocked off by a longbow yeah like there you go i want it so bad i want to i want to actually do this by the way on may 31st 2022 employees of the medieval times in new jersey filed for a union election with the

nlrb working for the american guild of variety artists because like these guys are doing some gruesome shit they're not just like serving you oh they're turkey they're doing they're they're jousting they're they're yeah fucking turkey. They're jousting. Yeah, they're doing a lot of the fun. They're jousting. Are the servers the ones that joust? No. It's like you sign up as a server.

It's like, oh, you could be jousting any day, though. So when you come in, you're given a section. That's your kingdom. Okay. Either you're the blue section or the red section. And you get a knight. Oh. And then they all compete in the games

and there's one section that's like the champion for the knight. I fucking love that. And that's when you pop off. Okay, dude, I'm so hyped. That's when you're yelling across to the green section

and be like, your mother is a whore! Oh my God. That's what really adds to it. That's all. I get it. So now that makes sense. So it's like,

you have your guy. Yeah, you have your guy. And that's what your stake is in it because normally people could just be like eating their food and stuff so it's like you have your guy yeah you have that and that's what your steak is in it because like normally people could just be like eating their food and stuff but it's like oh you got a steak no for the record these have been around since 83 like 1983 is the first medieval times you know i'm not surprised that they started in the 80s that just seems like a time no but it's like an institution that is like survived multiple multiple economic downturns. You know what I mean?

They survived the financial, the housing crisis. I guess when you have a castle. We go to every medieval times, and the last one we go to is the unionized one, and we compete as knights for the sections. Right. Is there one near LA? A medieval times?

Orlando, Florida, Buena Park, California, Lynnhurst,? Orlando, Florida. Bueno Park, California. Lynnhurst, New Jersey. Schaumburg, Illinois. Dallas, Texas. Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Schaumburg? Yeah. Hanover, Maryland.

Lawrenceville, Georgia. Scottsdale, Arizona. And then one in Toronto, Ontario. Sig Scott. So closest one's Scottsdale, Arizona. No, there's one in California. Oh, I didn't hear that one. Bueno Park. Oh, Bueno Park. Okay, there's one in California. Oh, I didn't hear that one. Buena Park.

Oh, Buena Park. Okay, that's... Is that close? Close-ish. Close-ish. It sounds familiar. We could go get a taste. We could wet our beaks.

I think one of the coolest things is that it's literally a fucking castle. I always want to go get a taste with you, whatever the context. Yeah, we'll just go wet our beaks. It's literally a fucking castle. I think it's so cool. Such a funny phrase. This is what America was invented for as a nation. I wonder if they would let us stream our

visit. Probably. I feel like, you know, yeah. Why not? That would drum up some interest. There's like a lot of strange level of enthusiasm for medieval based things in the US for like a country that has no

history with medieval battles. Have you seen some of the stuff in like Texas of, you know, the guys that dress in full armor with the only difference, like they fight, but the only difference is just the blades are dull. Oh, yeah, they beat the shit out of them. Isn't that the original LARPing? That's what live action role play is. Yeah, but not like this.

These dudes are like doing mixed martial arts with. Like you played a knockout. As in like knockout as in like somebody hits you in the helmet with their ass. Would you pull that up for us, Jamie? I love that. Billy Ray Brans, can you yank that up for us? I think it's called Medieval Fight League. Yeah.

You know a surprising amount about this. I've watched this a lot. Yeah, my buddy Tucker, who actually runs the Chuckle Sandwich Highlights channel um he was sending me those and he was like you gotta see this shit they're fucking insane this and the um sport that occurs once a year in florence are like my two favorite things to watch sport that occurs once a year in there is a okay okay let's let's watch this real quick and then i'll the hardest ko KO. We get to see the hardest KO. And he's dead. Look, there's a dent

in his helmet. Yeah, that's not a joke. That's like... Dude, like... Donk. And they're punching each other with like... And they can't see shit.

No. They can't see anything. Oh! It's basically like, let's cover you in metal. In a fucking octagon, nonetheless. Give you like a slit to see through. I can't believe you've never seen this, Hasan. Oh, this is so sick, dude.

Oh my God. We should do this, but with samurai armor. Okay, I'm in. All right. I mean, or this armor is cool, too. This is so sick. Knee to the growing. Oh, a little judo in. All right. I mean, or this armor is cool, too. This is so sick. Knee to the groin.

Oh, a little judo toss. Half mount. You're dead, my lord. Full mount. Seals. Like bashing him. Fucking bashing him with the fucking shield. What the fuck? He just fucking pummeled his skull.

He's concussed. Yeah, I'll hear this right now. He's definitely concussed. Yeah, he's dead. How do you even ref that? Like, you can't be a good referee today where are they doing this beautiful the backdrop it's gonna be getting out of the hospital and speaking in moonlit after that yeah lord i'm stuck like this so i love watching this but i'm gonna introduce you to something oh yeah once every year in florence there is a sport that is made up by florentines florentines i don't know floridians where the four districts of florence compete in a

like a rugby style game that is mixed with bare knuckle fighting and the rules are very open to interpretation half points can be scored and the winner of the four to interpretation. Half points can be scored, and the winner of the four districts wins a cow. So this is all for bragging rights. And outside of the locals, not really many people watch or participate. Like, no one participates in it. But it's like a big, here, pull this up.

Pull this up for me, Billy Ray Brins. You have to see it to believe it. It's one of the most surreal... It just sounds like the closest thing to just like... Florence Sport. Looked out. It just sounds like the closest thing to like caveman warfare. Here's... Yeah. Pull this up. Are they still doing this?

What's coming up on... Yes. So just pull up a... Pull up a... Yeah. Boom. So it's like rugby, but there's also like this straight up brawling element to it. Just pull up a live broadcast of it. Oh, God damn.

He dropped them. That's crazy. That's pretty fire. They looked at like one of the most violent sports and we're like, how can we crank up the violence? Yeah. But apparently they've been doing this for like ever. It's like rugby hockey. But at the beginning.

This is in Florence, Italy? Yes. At the beginning, both teams line up and you can just go beat the shit out of the guy across from you. It seems like every European country needs to have one of these in order to survive. Like you've got the bull run. Running of the bulls. Yeah, the running of the bulls. Yeah.

As opposed to bull run. Or, you know what happens? Fascism. Yeah. That's what happens. They need an outlet. Calcio Storico. Fiorentino.

Fiorentino. Bafanculo. Oh, yeah. So, there's a lot of pageantry. So, they line up and then go in a little bit. This is before the opening whistle. Yeah, see, they line up. They're squaring up.

They're just allowed to fist fight. You're just allowed to beat the shit out of the guy next to you. And once you mount a guy, you're allowed to stay on top of him for as long as you want. What? Yeah, see how they're mounted like that? That just effectively takes that guy out of play wow so points it so there's like a net along the back side you can't even really see it but if you score it you get a point if you miss it the other team gets a half point

this game is incredible that's insane yeah People are wheeled out on hospital carts. People are knocked out. I feel like... Oh, there you go. Here's a little bench clearer. Here's a little bench clearer. Oh, here's a little Donnybrook. How do you stop this?

How do you stop a massive brawl when there is a massive brawl? It just looks like a street fight. Yeah. It doesn't even look like they have any sort of like... I love that florence an area known as one of the most artistically inclined beautiful gentle culturally has this once per year just straight up thunderdome you have to you have to this is the only way to keep it this is the only way to keep doing the the gay the only way to keep doing the gay art stuff. Yeah.

Like, there's no other way. You got to let your outlet out. You got to mount a dude sometimes. You just got to mount him. Yeah, I love that. That's incredible. You know, I could see an application to medieval times. If you get, like, drunk enough, there's got to be some dude, like, in there

that's, like, tried to bribe one of their knights and be like, you're going to win this. And then, like, hands him, like him a little pistol or something like that. You got to give him... Offers him prima nocturne with his wife. You can bang my wife. She's yours to win. That's the prize.

I want to go and have a bunch of gold coins, like gold chocolate, and just hand it as a prize. Come on! The ones you get during Christmas? and just hand it as a prize. Come on! Like the ones you get during Christmas? Yeah. Do it! Do it, my knight in shining armor.

I don't know why I'm speaking like a... Go, do it, my knight in shining armor. No, I get it. Do it, my... I don't know why I was doing like a transatlantic almost. Do it, my knight in shining armor. You see?

You see, Arnie? This is why I like medieval times so much. It's just such a joy. I love to take the train to medieval times. You are... You do have the vibes of a person but you have a 50s face.

Yes, we established that. So it works really well. I hope I don't, I don't know, cause... I don't know, cause... Segregation? I don't know, generational trauma in people? Canceled. Yeah.

Speaking of medieval times. Sure. Have you guys seen the new Lord of the Rings or the new Game of Thrones? Yeah, I've seen both. Okay, cool. I fell asleep. Well, we can't have a conversation now, I guess. But I want to hear about it.

No, what I was going to say is, like, I watched the new Lord the rings it's all right um not bad it's not great was the troll slaying thing i saw a clip of them so a woman slaying a troll that was lord of the rings okay um which i fell asleep at but it that it did seem i was tired i'm a little sick but it did not like that i've been testing um for covid it's not covid it is i lied um i don't think the monkey box works that way so lord of the rings came out of the gate swinging a lot harder than game of thrones did i'll admit okay what did you think? Well, they're both prequels, which I'm not the biggest fan of. I think Lord of the Rings is a little baffling to me because I assumed that it was based on the Sermillion,

which is J.R.R. Tolkien's auxiliary work for Lord of the Rings, which kind of fills in some of the missing spaces in that saga. But apparently, and I didn't know this, Amazon was unable to secure the rights for the Sermillion. So they have to breeze past all of like those moments in the story

and kind of focus on the creation of the rings as their, their like entire plot line. And I found out that afterward, the Tolkien estate gave the rights to a video game company for the similian, like almost immediately, which is very strange.

They were just like, fuck you, Jeff Bezos. It can't be a monetary issue because Amazon dumped like a billion dollars. Fucking. Yeah. An insane amount of money. And then as for the Lord of the Rings or the Game of Thrones prequel,

again, it's a prequel. I think, you know, I'm kind of aware of what happens. We know on a long enough timeline what happens here. But a lot of it kind of feels like a make good. From how people were disappointed in the yeah i think they're you know people are still watching it i think good fantasy uh is hard to beat and what i'm really interested in seeing is this john snow sequel i don't really care about the prequel all that much i'll watch it and have fun with it but i can't wait to see because that's off the

rails right this is still based in Game of Thrones lore. We know where it's going. Do you think it's better that it gets off of the original material? Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Damn, you don't want J.R.R. Martin. Well, I think. George Martin.

Junior R. Tolkien. What's up with the Rs? You got J.R.R. Tolkien and then George R. Martin. Dude, his parents were so fucking stupid. Yeah, what the fuck? The two most important fantasy authors. Okay, go on. And then J.K. Rowling.

Yeah. Yeah, it's like, you're just kidding, what? Yeah, figure it out. Figure it out amongst yourselves. But I honestly, I think that the reception to the end of Game of Thrones has a lot to do with the fact that they knew how the series would end, but they didn't have his actual writing to kind of show how that should be paced and how to develop those moments.

Right. And so I think a lot of them fell very flat at the end of the show. It felt rushed. I never watched it. What? Yeah. I'm such a, I'm a freak. I watched Game of Thrones.

Why are we talking about these other fantasy projects? I watched Game of Thrones season one and I was like, I can't wait. I can't wait for the fucking next season to come out. So I read all the books. I read the first three books. That's actually what I did with invincible. Oh really?

Yeah. I have not, I have not done that, but invisible is great. Um, first I read the first three books, right? Fucking incredible,

incredible read. Uh, and then when the fourth one came out, like the last one that came out, dragons. Yeah. I never actually read it to completion because like too much time had passed in between and i never went back to watch the you know i

never went back to watch season two season three whatever however many seasons are out there because i was just like i don't know i was like too far removed from the source material at that point i had like gotten my game of thrones phil so i'm in this weird space on from that relationship yeah but i'm in this weird space where like my opinion game of thrones is incredibly positive as a consequence of only reading the first three books and also watching the first season of the greatest season well i think this is so funny it's so funny because it's like you know that he's about to come come in and roast you but you're like trying to you're trying to get all you're like well hold on i'm not gonna roast. I would say this.

No, no, he is weird. I think a lot of people forgot how good Show's ass. Show your ass. Embarrass me. Game of Thrones, I think the first six seasons, mainly five though,

the first five, six seasons of Game of Thrones are some of the best television of all time. And then you can see where they get off the source material and where D&D were looking at that Disney contract and where things started to fall apart. And it became Transformers, right? Here are your good guys, here are your bad guys.

Oh, wait, not enough incest? Well, definitely not enough incest. But no, I think the magic of Game of Thrones... Seems like an industry-wide lack of it. Yeah think i think the magic of games like an industry-wide lack of it yeah i think the magic of game of thrones for me was seeing all these flawed characters and seeing a a program in which there wasn't like you know the hands of decency on it where bad guys could win and sometimes you had to do nefarious things to succeed as the good guy and sometimes being honorable got you killed i think seeing that those things and being genuinely surprised yeah by by game of thrones early on was such a blessing and then the later seasons of game

of thrones they got rid of all the interesting characters in my opinion and and they preemptively cucked the night king so that it was kind of like oh the big bad is gone right we clearly have our good and evil characters here and that's sort of like an issue or not necessarily an issue but sort of something you wouldn't necessarily expect from a lot of fantasy is sort of that grounded realistic sort of character relationships because yeah that's what made it that grounded, realistic sort of character relationships. Yeah, that's what made Game of Thrones unique in comparison to everything else because there's no clear good and clear evil. That is hard to go back into Lord of the Rings

where it's so clear like, Sauron is the bad guy. And everybody's like, don't worry about Sauron. He's gone. And everybody's like, he's an immortal wizard! We should really do something! No, it's fine. It's like watching the last Harry Potter and then the first one. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Are you looking at me? I never watched the Harry Potter movies either. I only read the books. Resident Evil on Harry Potter? Big fan? I am a fan of Harry Potter. I mean, J.K. Rowling, problematic fave i guess no not really um jk rowling is very transphobic oh i know yeah yeah that's why you were i thought she's like she's a fucking nutcase on twitter yeah she's insane but uh i know the

harry potter books bang like when i was a kid it was like holy shit this is awesome i wish i could always dislike harry potter i didn't read the books when i was a kid because that first books i was bothered by the cover art of them i thought they looked i thought the cover art for those first books yeah i thought like harry looks like a loser and i was like this seems like something i agree i i just thought it was like oh this is gonna be boring oh this is gonna be like a kids book or something and I wasn't interested in that I never read it I am a believer that fantasy is like it's tribalist and you can either

enjoy like the kind of like dark fantasy Lord of the Rings Game of Thrones type of magic or you can like that lame ass dork magic in Harry Potter you don't really like either. Like,

no, I love, I love, you're not, especially, I mean, I wasn't like fucking, I'm not like,

well, you haven't watched either. So, you know, yeah, I guess it'd be fair. I didn't know you watch them. I guess it just like,

you're like forever. I watched, I watched like one, two, one through four, maybe you're, you're a bandwagon, but I never actually like,

no, I read the books when it first came out, but I, I don't know. I just like, here's what I'llagon. But I never actually, like, no, I read the books when it first came out. But I, I don't know. I just, like, I didn't. Here's what I'll say. And one of my gripes. Back when I was younger, though, I do have a good reason for why I didn't watch the Harry Potter movies.

Because when I was younger. The Turkish government didn't allow it. No, because it would come later. Because I'm so fucking old. Like, I don't think this problem exists anymore. But we used to get movies, like, a year later. Well, they still release movies later, like, movies to the international audience like later down the line yeah so like you see that stuff with like that marvel movies like those big ones people were excited about like end game and

stuff it's like oh it's coming to australia like it comes out in like june it's like in australia and like fucking that's what i'm saying here like so i never i i was like i'm gonna watch i'm gonna read the books like i have access to the books immediately, so I'm just going to do that. Oh, I actually have something funny to show you guys. Yeah? Oh, can I just say my one thing, though? Say it. My one gripe about Harry Potter.

The most important spell, or one of the most pivotal spells, the one that they talk so much about, it's like the killing spell. It's the worst thing you can do. It's called Avada Kedavra. worst thing you can do is call the Vata Kadavra. And that, I just think, is funny because it's just like... Sounds like abracadabra.

Abracadabra. It's like she was just like... She's not... What's like the one word that everyone knows is magic? It's like abracadabra. Oh, but let's put some like bees in there and like...

It just sounds like cadaver. That's why. She took abracadabra and turned it like cadaver. That's why. She took abracadabra and turned it into cadaver. I've heard people say that, but it's like avada kedavra, abracadabra. Same syllables. It's like... You could be a muggle and accidentally do it. Yeah, you could.

That's accidental misfire. You could be trying to do a drunk magic show. Don't make me pull it out. And then just be like, I'm doing a little avada Kedavra. And then all of a sudden, you killed someone with a flash of green light.

Goodbye. Goodbye. All right. While we're talking about nerd shit, speaking of flaming heaps of wreckage. Am I supposed to be impressed with that? Fucking loser. Dang.

You fucking dork. Oh, I went to be impressed with that? Fucking loser. Dang. You fucking dork. Oh, I went to Universal on an all expense paid trip by G4 and I managed to just spend a little bit of money on a fucking wand. Snap his wand. So right now, my favorite It is pretty cool.

I would Wingardium Leviosa your ass so hard right now. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that because I respect you. I'll just start farting all over your screen. Don't worry. I do enough of that. All right.

I've called you loser a lot today. I'm sorry about that. Yeah, what's going on? I like it. You're attacking me quite a lot today. He deserves it. Yeah. So my favorite nerd shit is a flaming pile of shit right now.

I'm a DC fan. I've been a DC fan. The Pepsi of superheroes. Yeah. That's a great take. And The Flash, he's out doing domestic violence and smoking. They are out doing domestic violence. Yeah, the SR.

And being a threat to mankind. My fault. So there's something else that happened recently. It was Latin Heritage. Month? Week? I don't know. Billy. I believe it was. Billy.

It's got to be. Is it a month? Surely. It's Hispanic Heritage Month. He made an effort at making Latin Heritage covers. Billy, I'm going to need you to pull up those covers for me oh god this is actually a really good segue into another thing that i'll pull up after you this is always a miss they never get this right wait till you see in general i feel like i see

this a lot with comics and even on the marvel side they kind of do this so dc actually has some pretty good inclusion in terms of their characters with Latin characters. However, their Latin heritage covers, go ahead and pull up the first one. This is based on a famous piece of Latin art. However, this is Green Lantern holding a bag of chimichangas. Oh my God.

No, tamales. Tamales, sorry. Oh my God. No, tamales. Yeah. Tamales. Sorry. Oh my God. Yeah. Are you fucking joking? No, I'm not joking. It gets worse. And here's the thing.

It's worse. It's not like he just has one. No. Like you would normally do. Like he has an entire, he's trying to feed a family of 75. It's like Mac from Always Sunny. He's got the plastic bag and the floating in space. So that was what they did for Green Lantern.

Next slide, Billy. This is another member of the Green Lantern Corps. She is eating, what is that in her hands? I'm sorry. I believe that is a- It looks like a napkin. I think that's either a sopa or a soft taco. It just looks like a napkin.

Yeah. Let's go to our next slide. It gets more egregious. No! What is going on? Why are they doing this? I'm noticing a theme here. For those of you at home, this is Blue Beetle who is actually a Latin character within

the DC universe and he has what I would call a gratuitous amount of hard shell tacos while he is jumping off an unrealistic amount of hard shell tacos those things are hard to if holding one it's hard to keep their contents inside i'm gonna i'm gonna come out with a hot take here this is per this is completely anecdotal but latino people across the board are are uh a a group of individuals who love when like i mean even like you even if you did like insensitive shit i feel like that would be better than this if they were all like wearing sombreros people would be like yeah that's kind of funny this this gets worse he's got five tacos this is just tacos why are these holding up tacos i thought i had seen it all but this one gets worse wait before

you go this next character is another Latin character. Let's go ahead and press the button. This is Hawk Girl as a waitress in a Platanos Fritos cafeteria. Bro, that's crazy. Oh, it's crazy. Blue beetle at the border. What the fuck are they doing? They put like a maid dress little apron on her.

They swung. I don't even know if they swung that big. Well, I mean, here's the thing that's just kind of strange about it. It's like, why is the only connection that they can find? Yeah, food. It's like, it's just every single one of them doing something that they would normally do. mean i guess i don't know how often green lantern is putting a viva mexico flag on the how often is one of the most powerful superheroes in the dc universe waiting table well yeah no yeah like why is that also why is that latino yeah why is that hispanic it's like that's really

fucking they're just carrying okay good segue though marvel has done this as well have you seen black thor no oh my god marvel i'm ready daddy insane shit go down go down yeah go go called out for races that one's gonna have everything in it oh god are you ready for this is so good new marvel comic about a black thor sparks backlash for perpetuating racist stereotypes okay he says it's hammer time he has a black Thor sparks backlash for perpetuating racist stereotypes. Okay. He says it's hammer time. He has a hoodie on. Okay. He kind of looks like Odell Beckham.

They made him Miles Morales as urban, you know, as urban Thor. I fucking hate that word. Makes me want comics, et cetera, to go back to being outwardly racist. Dude, first of all. Wait, this is Miles Morales? They made Miles Morales Thor. Why is Miles Morales Thor? I think it was like one of those like what if style scenarios. Oh, no, he graffitied his hammer.

Dude. He graffitied his hammer. Wait, go back to that. He's got the Jordans. He's got the Jordans on. Well, okay. Go back. To be fair, Miles Morales does.

Yes, the Jordans are kind of signature Miles Morales. But go forward. And the hoodie is too, which, you know, I don't like. The graffiti on Thor's hammer is not great. Dude, it gets so much worse. Isn't that also the word? Wait, go back. First of all, go back.

Go back. Hold on. Go back to the main thing. That's fucking Valhalla, okay? There's sneakers on, like, what the fuck are you doing? That's Asgard, not Valhalla. Sorry. There's sneakers on fucking, like, what the fuck are you doing? That's Asgard, not Valhalla, sorry. There's sneakers on fucking, like, the electric lines.

I will say with the hammer thing, isn't that also one of Miles Morales' things? I think it's like he would do the, like, that was, like, part of his art that he would do. But would he? I don't know if he would put it on Mjolnir. Yeah, would he tag Mjolnir? I don't know if he would just, like, put random stuff on Mjolnir.

There's so much more. There's so much more. Hold on, hold on. There's more. Click on the article because, like because there's more in the article. First of all, everyone has fades, which is awesome. Oh, yeah. Here.

Here. Look, look, look, look. This one's great. This one's great. Mjolnir by Odin's fade. No. No. I command you, shield this lost son of freya from your might as grace flows through him

by odin's fade yeah by odin's fade and it's like and the and the tweet that is posting this is just by odin's what yeah but it gets it's even better all the all the like forest trolls or whatever are are wearing like massive pieces of jewelry the frost trolls yeah the frost trolls that he fights um he says it's hammer time uh there is a god damn it there's i mean there's it's just start the finish is just incredible that seems to and it was made by of course a non-black person uh it seems to be a consistent theme like in comic books where they you know with the you can call whatever that you can call their intentions good or whatever but like like it seems like a consistent thing that has happened for years because i remember seeing some of that

stuff like years and years ago it's like oh can you believe they did this as the cover or like that's fucking wild all good i mean it's just it's incredible oh yeah so you're as a dc yeah you know fam fan like how does like is that is it just a bummer or like yeah how was that like i uh it's really interesting because dc i would say overall in the past 20 years has better projects than marvel right dark knight is better than marvel joker is better than marvel i would say that both peacemaker and the second suicide squad i saw a little bit of peacemaker no you're not about to say that the second second Suicide Squad is better than most Marvel projects. I haven't seen Peacemaker,

but I did not like the second Suicide Squad all that much. I thought it was really good. I would say DC has like standout projects. Like even Doom Patrol is really interesting. Whereas Marvel is like scary consistent B2B plus movie every single time, but they've just nailed that formula yeah so but but on the other side of that equation dc has some projects that are so reprehensibly bad yeah yeah justice league is one of the worst pieces of dog shack snyder cut it blew my mind that

everyone was like release the snyder cut and i was like there's no way that you can edit a pile of dog shit to not like they filmed a dog poop for two wait did you like the zack snyder cut more no i was about to say because it was worse it was just slow that but was slow it was the same shit movie but slower yeah it's so bad it was And I was confused by the aspect ratio choice, too. It was like... It's just confusing because, like, DC fans are so rabid. And I consider myself a DC fan. But when I rag on DC, there are so many DC fans who are like,

I really liked Justice League. Batman v Superman was pretty good. And it's like, no, it wasn't. No, it wasn't. It was dog shit of the highest caliber. Just wait until the Snyder Cut. Yeah. Everything in your mind was movie guts.

It's just so funny that they advocated to release that, and then they got it, and it was just awful. Well, DC's in an impossible place right now, too, because they have tied the entire future of their franchise to Ezra Miller. Because Flashpoint Paradox is like a- Their multiverse? Well, it's a natural reset for the entire timeline.

So if you want to bring in fresh blood for actors, if you want to change any of the canon that you've made thus far, it's like a time travel story where, where Flash goes forward in time. And when he goes forward in time, it's all out war between Atlantis and the Themyscans, the, the, the, the Amazonians because, um, because Aquaman fucks Wonder Woman and his wife gets pissed. And so it's all out war. And basically everyone dies.

Like every single character dies in this fallout in the war so then flash has to go back in time and reset everything but ezra miller is one of the most unhinged psychopaths literally i actually have i've heard that he sucks actually are you serious yo he is unhinged oh god ezra miller they are they are ezra miller is like a ezra miller is like a like a bio weapon that you unleash upon unsuspecting civilians and they come in like the chupacabra and they just fuck shit up what the hell did he do they got arrested like eight times in hawaii on the island in a span of a row yeah in in a span of like a month. Not only does they work as their gender, but also works with how many times they've been arrested.

Yes. You would think they were multiple people. Yes. How many times they were going to be arrested. We're using the singular they for the non-binary Ezra Miller. When I say like they are wreaking havoc. Yeah.

Okay. Multiple times. Has like a grooming allegations with like a random battery breaking and entering battery yeah yeah like they'll go to like a bar this all started when there was like one random like female fan that uh that came up to them while they were like fucking filming some shit or something or they were at a bar i think it was like iceland or something and they just fucking choke slammed them. I think it was, like, Iceland or something. And they just fucking chokeslammed them.

And everyone was like, ha-ha, that's kind of funny. Like, Ezra's kind of quirked up, like, right? It was before they came out as non-binary. And he chokeslammed a fan? Yes. But it was so, it was, like, weird. No one. Here, let me play it out how it goes out. It kind of came out of nowhere.

So, let's pretend you're a fan, right? And you're, like, bubbly. And you come up and you're like, oh my God, Ezra Miller. All right. Oh my God. Ezra Miller. What are you doing?

No, literally. No, like that. Exactly. In slow motion almost. The opposite of flash. So like there have been multiple accounts of people describing what this looked like?

No. No, there's a video of it. Hey, Billy Ray Brains, will you pull that up for us will you pull that up of him slowly and deliberately choking a female fan them them them yes so our gripe with ezra is not their gender sure so they they do that right they oh there it is okay so that's what like sparked the situation then they came out and she's like smiling so she doesn't understand what's going on he says you want to fight is that what you want he's like like she's like fucking around and and they're like i'm not fucking around like i will

kill you but the reports have just been torrential so then that happened and then like there wasn't that much news and then they came out as like non-binary and like having like a sex cult or something like on fucking you know regular gq coverage profile came out look at his toenails look up ezra ezrara Miller toenails right now. I don't know if I want to see that. No, no, no. You want to see that because it ties in. It ties into the whole fucking...

Yup, that's it. That's unedited, baby. Show him that. That's from the fucking GQ footage. Well, when you run at incredible speed... Looks like... Tie that into the flash. Do it.

That's actually cannot. That's actually can. The most unhinged DC fanboy. No, no, no. That's canon. That's actually a canon. The most unhinged DC fanboy. No, no, no, that's canon. No, that's canon. No, no, that's actually the craft. It looks like he's been cursed. Yeah.

It looks like his feet look like he's been cursed by a witch. And they became the witch, yes. Oh, sorry. Yeah, so DC is at a really interesting crossroads. Oh, yeah. And they're still going. DC is still going with them. They have to.

Yeah. Because Flashpoint is so... That's the thing. DC wants to hang on to a lot of what's going on in its universe right now, right? They have The Rock as Black Adam. Amazing. They have certain things that they know they want to keep going. lot of what's going on in its universe right now right they have the rock is black adam amazing they have certain things that they know they want to keep going that might not be as amazing either because apparently like the rock is like maintaining ownership of the ip pretty fucking

protectively yeah yeah and it's like saying black adam i think he's the one who like he bought it right well the amazing thing is black adam is a bad guy he's not anti-hero black adam has never been yeah like a hero but now it's the rock yeah so we might see a brand new black he said he doesn't want shazam the the fucking to beat him to beat black out like he doesn't he wants to do a standalone black adam project we don't know what's going to happen to the black adam movie that's going to come out. And apparently. Which I read for, remember?

And apparently. Remember I read for Black Adam? Yes. Pierce Brosnan is Dr. Fate. Is Dr. Fate in, so he's another major character in the DC universe. But I think he fights Black Adam in this, and Black Adam kills him. I think that's what's about to happen. It's so funny what The Rock can get away with

being the, like, I'm 90% sure he's the highest paid actor in the world, right? Which is wild considering that, like, this is, you know, Vin Diesel 2.0, but he was able to, like, make a mountain out of don't tell that to the rock he'll never come on now i mean i don't their feud is legendary i think he's never going to come on regardless the fact that they had writing in both separately the fact that they had writing in both their contracts that neither one of their characters could be perceived as

stronger or winning a fight against the other one in any of their films is insane. That is some psycho masculine fucking... To be fair though, The Rock did come in and like both revitalized the franchise but also kind of cucked Vin Diesel who was like the main guy.

Dude. I hate Fast and the Furious. I've never watched. With every fiber of my being. And here's an interesting thing. I haven't seen any of the Fast and Furious movies. So you're not famed. But my favorite thing at Universal

is the studio tour. Oh, yes. When you go into the Fast and Furious cave that they have. It's the worst. Because it is the best thing ever. Because Vin Diesel is standing. It's like these screens that you see of them. It's like, and it's, you know, one of the things that I've noticed about all of these rides at Universal is.

I've actually memorized it. That's awesome. If you want the full, right? Well, well you pull into a garage, it's a house party and it's, and it's, um,

it's a party. Who's no first. Who's the, uh, there's a party. Tay digs. Is it Tay digs? Who's the model?

Pull that up for me, Billy, uh, the, the underwear model. And he's like, Oh, you're looking for so-and-so you got to go find them

here and you pull and it's party right and it's just like women doing this it looks like it looks like um one of those one of those i don't know it you know when you play one of those racing games in an arcade it looks like the depictions of women in racing or the background of like street fighter yeah they're just like endlessly like yeah they got they got fifa 98 graphics yes and then the cops bust in and they're like where's vin yeah and it's like we gotta get out of here and then you pull off and like two seconds later you're in a tank and the fbi is following you and vin diesel's like yo his family and he jumps on to the helicopter helicopter and just flies off with his little timbs dangling in the air well i think one of my favorite things about it too is that you know

you can kind of tell when actors are on are in press tour mode yeah and the fact that in that ride you can see vin diesel in press tour mode is the funniest thing like he is like looking directly at the camera and he's like, we gotta get out of here. But remember, at the end of the day, it's always family. It's family. And he...

They shot it like they were all separately shot. They definitely were. It's definitely all green screen kind of stuff. And, like, also, when he comes in, it's like a fucking, like,

elevator that he just comes out of the floor. Yeah. And, like, he's just standing there and it's like, Vin Diesel's here now. Yep. who doesn't have a convenient place elevator in their garage party

well i mean i'm sorry we can't i'm just saying the exact opposite of that ride is the king kong ride king kong ride is a journey well it rips if you're in the middle interesting because because i've been i've been in some of the i've been in the middle before and i loved it but if you're in the back seats it's just you just see all of the seams of it all that it's just like kind of hard to like it's kind of hard to enjoy it but one of my things that i've always thought about universal that i think is the funniest thing and it also sort of happens with disney rides but it's just a theme park thing that i've noticed is that they love creating parasocial stuff with with the people that are fans of the series so no matter what at the end of every ride at universal no matter what you can go to every single ride on universal hollywood and that ride will end and there will be some form of thanks so much

for your help. You did it! And you can come back anytime. Yeah. Like at the end of the Harry Potter ride it's like

thanks so much for joining us. I'm Dumbledore. You've saved the day! You're welcome back at Hogwarts whenever you want. Yeah.

And just gnawing the muggle aspect of it all or like the fucking You're over there like actually not canon.nawing the muggle aspect of it all. Yeah. Or like the fucking. You're over there like, ah, isn't it actually not canon?

I'm a muggle, not even a half blood. I know what they're doing with Harry Potter series. So. I would say Universal Tour though, going around. My favorite thing to do is get a butter beer, frozen butter beer.

It's actually pretty good. I don't know what people say it's not. Throw a shot of fireball in it. Twist that bad boy up and just get bent on butterbeers dude so did you teach that strategy to schlatt when you guys all went during g4 because then he started he pitched that to me i did and then several times when i was at universal it was i would always try this on busy days but i wanted to do this and it was basically a race from getting from the get the frozen butterbeer

and then try to race your way from there to the duff beer uh brewery in the simpsons world i don't even know what's going to happen to that by the way the simpsons world because it's not owned by universe like disney purchased the simpsons so i wonder what's gonna happen or 20th century there might be some cut out so they can keep well i know universal I know Universal is dumping a bunch of resources into Super Mario World. Yeah, that's going to be cool. It's going to be cool. It's going to be cool. But yeah, I did try to do that.

And it's good. It's good. It's kind of, I will say, as opposed to Disney World, it is remarkably easy to get drunk in Universal. It is shamefully easy to like. And I'm surprised there hasn't been more problems at that it's a pretty fast and loose park yeah i mean they run it pretty tight though regardless like i don't know i feel like it's one of the remaining institutions in america that actually works yeah there is a greatest attraction think about it think about how many people are being

filtered through the crowds and like you don't really get to you don't get to see a lot of uh you know troubles yeah problems yeah why don't we uh have you been to the water world ride or interactive experience like the one the jurassic one that we like the movie like the 80s movie water world oh wait hold on what are we on time we're fine oh we should cut and then do the oh guess what guess what nerds if you want to know about the water world experience that was uh by the way one of my favorite movies i love that movie i will unironically ride for that movie you're gonna have to watch it that's right on the paywalled episode sign up for the pain wall and you get all of this.

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