Fear& - Hasan & SuperMega Expose Karl Jacobs (CANCELLED) | Fear&SuperMega

Episode Date: August 29, 2022

Hasan and SuperMega come for the GOAT (Karl Jacobs) for dethroning them as the biggest youtubers out of South Carolina. No Will on this episode cause he was in Austin for Camp Knut getting shredded. Topics for today's episode include Jan.6 alibis, Seal Team 6, Keemstar Cringe Comps and more.🎉BONUS CONTENT🍾 🌟PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/FearAnd🌟TIKTOK - https://www.tiktok.com/@fearandtiktok🎧 AUDIO PLATFORMS - https://linktr.ee/fearand🐥follow our guest!🐤Ryan: https://twitter.com/elirymageeMatt: https://twitter.com/matthwatson🐤follow the boys!🐥Hasan: https://twitter.com/HasanthehunWill: https://twitter.com/TheWillNeffMarche: https://twitter.com/Marche Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Must be legal drinking age. Okay. All right. Now that we got all the slurs out of the way yes that was thank you for allowing that dude holy i mean i had to get it out of my system as well you know yeah like i said it's it's really like a hot bubble inside that it has to pop and if no and if i keep it in it's going to pop yeah it was crazy i mean you you said some stuff that i've never even heard before i'm from south carolina yeah very colorful variety of things you can say, actually.

Must be. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. It was wild. Oh, shit. We're rolling.

Oh, are we? Yeah. We'll probably keep that in. It's fine. I think it'll be okay. Not the first part before. Yeah. Okay.

Not the part before. Yes, man. But we're being ironic. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, it's just. It's a satire.

Yeah. Right. Good one. Dude, I love doing that. White people. Right? It's so cool. Okay.

We're here with Super Mega. And they're Super Mega Libs. Fucking got them. Burn. We are, I wouldn't call myself a lib. Yeah? More like I'm a libertarian. We're a big libertarian YouTube channel.

Yeah, big libertarian. They're constantly making videos. You might know from uh famous videos like uh age of consent laws they should be abolished yep what's next it's really just it i think it's wrong but but a big day i don't think it's the government's place to the yeah right what's next i mean what what like what are they gonna i can't even think of something worse than that. Yeah, no, it's like that's the worst one probably. That's pretty bad. Did you know Alan Dershowitz?

Are you familiar with Alan Dershowitz? The lawyer, yeah. The Dersh, yeah. OJ Trump, yeah. Jeffrey Epstein. That's right. That's the big one. Yeah, Alan Dershowitz once completely unprompted put out a Twitter thread.

Oh, I've seen that twitter thread defending agent like defending that uh the the 16 year old girl's uh right to consent to sex yeah which is very weird when you're or i guess very on brand when you're jeffrey epstein's lawyer and friend close friend yeah michael bay did the same thing in like a recent transformers movie where he had a whole like segment pretty much defending like a certain states like actually in this state you uh fuck a 17 year old like they had they flashed the law on screen and everything that sounds like there's a lot more to that story than what we're seeing mark walberg's daughter in the movie was like 17 and then her boyfriend was like 20 something and the boyfriend had like a card with the law on it.

Like Romeo, what is it called? Dude, that is so weird. That is so fucking, wow. If you have that card, that's a red flag. The movie frames it as like he's owning the father, like actually. Actually, buddy. He's got it laminated in like little necklaces.

That is also the weirdest way. That's almost worse than fucking his 17-year-old daughter. He thinks he's going to debate his way out of that. Wow. Have you ever seen the clip of Machine Gun Kelly? Back in the days. Have I seen clips of Machine Gun Kelly? Also, I like what you're doing there.

Cornering the market and also eliminating the competition. Yep. That's exactly. I like that. Thank you. Thank thank you yeah that's smart let's pull it up can you can you uh pull that up marsh uh machine gun kelly uh uh was it was it kylie jenner kylie or kendall i think one of the two because i brought that up because he has like oh that's he has that stuff ready to go he has like the list of rock stars that have like 16-year-old girlfriends. No, no. The top one is good. Top one's good.

That's a good one. Yeah. No, I know. I love the guitar music with the slow motion like psycho stare. It's like, hmm. I can't be sorry for being young and malice-less. Oh. Oh, the lip bite. What's up?

It's like so nasty. Kendall Jenner is in your bedroom naked and you're 50. You're going. This is like the fifth podcast I've talked about this specific clip on. I see what you're doing because it's very deliberate. Yeah. Oh, yeah. We should watch this.

I don't care what my first celebrity crush was because right now it's Kendall Jenner. Damn it. I've said that so many motherfucking times. I hope that... He said it as many times as you've brought it up. Yeah. Probably more. I'm fine with her.

Are you counting down the days until she's 18? I'm not waiting until she's 18. I'll go now. I'm 23, dog. Like, I'm not, like, a creepy age. Like, you know what I'm saying? I'm 23. No, you're...

No, that's the law. Yeah. There is no limits right there. singers ever for all y'all don't know he's something led zeppelin dated a girl that was 14 axl rose who was one of the biggest badasses ever dated a girl that was 16 he's like pedophilia he has been like ready to go 16 i don't care okay pause a second that's literally mentally the same as the letter yeah that's why i brought it up because that's the same thing it's like yeah uh excuse me look at this card that says i can fuck your underage daughter yeah axel rose uh dated a 14 year old didn't mention jerry seinfeld i see no he didn't that's a good one that's a big one that brought

her to the red carpet i know everything He wasn't ashamed. Yeah, no. Dane Cook, keeping up the legend. Isn't that like a recent thing that he's getting shit for? He's getting married, I think, at the young age of 53 or something. Yes. I saw his stand-up recently at the Laugh Factory, and he made jokes about that. Like, digging on himself.

And I'm like, okay, but you're still... Is that like a Louis C.K. bit, too? Where he's like, it'd be weird if I jerked off in front of every female comic I brought up, right? Men are so creepy. And then it's like, oh shit, he did that. Yeah, no, he was making jokes about it. Great standup set though. Yeah? You like the message.

I went with Minx. We went and saw Dane Cook. Fantastic, fantastic night. I've never heard anyone go, I went to a Dane Cook stand-up, Dane Cook stand-up, and it was fantastic. Well, you're hearing it now. That's a first.

That's a first for everything, right? That is a first. What about it was good? Let's talk about that. So I actually didn't know he was going to be performing. I just was invited to the Laugh Factory with a group of people.

And Ron and I are big Laugh Factory with a group of people. Ron and I are big Laugh Factory fans. Is that where we saw Tim Allen? That is where we saw Tim Allen. He said the N-word too. I do know that, yes. I hate the Laugh Factory. Tim Allen said the N-word. What? He said a form of it. It rhymes with

a famous river. Right? No. It was... The Runaway N-word River? Can I... Rhymes with a famous river. Right? No. It was... The runaway... No, no, no, no, no, no. Can I... Well, it's not live. Do you remember exactly what he said?

Yes. Okay. Isn't there... Probably this. Isn't there a river called the Tigris River? The Tigris River? I think. The Tigris and like...

He said that with an N word? He did, yes. he was hammered dude and we went and it was uh just conservative stand-up and the crowd was packed and they were eating it up I hate the laugh he was hammered on stage he was he was like almost blackout drunk do you have a bad experience at the laugh factory I just don't I mean I don't know I just don't like it I'm I've always been a comedy store fan I I don't know why I ride for them so hard, but I think it's just overall better stand-ups. It's a personal thing.

Isn't that Joe Rogan's place? He does love the comedy. He loves there and improv. Okay. The improv. Oh, yeah. We've been to the improv. That's where we met,

I didn't mean him, but we bumped into Nick Swartzen. Also very strong. Big name drop episode episode by the way. I love that. Let's talk more about all the cool people you guys met including but not limited to someone you worked with that I don't know

anything about. We have an NDA. We can't. Richard Spencer. Let's talk about it. He's misunderstood. Miloianopolis. Markiplier. Yeah. What was that like? So give me your background. Give me everything because some people are not going to know. You want it all. I want it. Bear it all. We're going to have some

Hassan heads watching saying, who the hell are these? Yeah. Who are these guys? These funny guys. Before Matt came into the story, I met mark because i lived in south carolina and was doing a sketch comedy thing with my friend daniel at the time and then we sent out like an email when mark had 50 000 subs i was just like hey do you want to do a video he's like everyone just asked me to play games no one's asked me to do a sketch before so he respected us for that and he said yes and then we just started collaborating you guys found mark before he blew up he well he was he was he was blowing he was like at at the time he was in that like rise okay and we had 50 subscribers i think at the time yeah and then when he drove from ohio to south carolina to make a video with you guys right to like collaborate

and stuff and so we had a fun little pow on friendship he bought me and my friend alcohol when we were underage got us drunk up in my bedroom made some fun videos and then we eventually moved out to LA because he did just

to edit and like work for him Matt visits and we pitched the idea to Mark it would be great if you to edit and like work for them. Matt visits. And we pitched the idea to Mark. It would be great if you had a dedicated Let's Play editor. Yeah, so I was working at Chick-fil-A. Big Christian. On brand.

Go on. I know. I saw a tweet the other day. It was like, man, everyone that works at Chick-fil-A is a fucking dork. And so many people send it to me. I still have dreams all the time about it. But basically, he had a sketch comedy channel, Cyndago, with our friend Daniel. And he was working with Mark. And we had a mutual friend, while I was at college, show me their channel.

And she was like, oh, they're from South Carolina too. And I was like, no way. So I think I got in touch with you guys somehow. You're more close with Daniel. Yeah, I got in touch with Daniel. And then he saw the channel. And he was like, well, what if you flew out to L.A. and we made some videos? in touch with you guys somehow. You're more close with Daniel. Yeah, I got in touch with Daniel. And then he saw the channel and he was like, well, what if you flew out to LA

and we made some videos? Because Matt would just send me Photoshop pictures of like my family members in porn ads like before I knew him. That's how I was trying to break the ice. It was like a picture of Ryan and his stepdad.

Wait, for real? Yeah. One was my grandmother who I love very much. How does that imply that you don't love her? In fact, that implies that you love her very much. It was more implying that it was a deep cut.

Yeah, we hadn't really spoken. That says more about you that you're still friends with him. That worked. Well, also the first time we met, he took a blowtorch lighter to my arm. That wasn't the first time we met. That was within the first month. We were in a smoke shop and there was a blowtorch and i was like testing i just kind of did it on his arm and it

just he was looking for something to test it on my arm i guess was i was 19 i have a scar no thank god okay no but he was like it wasn't that big we didn't know each other well and he was like dude what the fuck well it surprised me because i'm like looking at looking at the some weed paraphernalia yeah then just, it scared me. And he was just like, oh, oops. I remember your reaction. I was genuinely like, oh, fuck, I pissed him off. But basically, yeah, I just would like take a picture of him and his grandma

and replace the picture in one of those porn ads on the side of a website. Something stupid to break the ice. Some goofs and gaffes, yeah. A couple of gaffes and he didn't reply. How did that play out in your mind? You were like, he's going to be like, ha ha. Remember when you put my grandma on a porn ad? See, that's how I was.

That's usually how you made friends. Yeah. So I was like, this has never failed. And it did. But then we got on like a Skype call and then I booked a ticket and I flew out. And then we hung out. He was like, that's a great porn ad.

Fly out to Los Angeles right now. I need more of this. But basically then we just started shooting videos together. And during that time I met the Markiplier, the one and only. Is it weird that I don't know anything about him? Like, and have never watched a single video? Do you know what type of content he does? No.

I think it's sad. I've never, I've never watched a single Markiplier video. He's never popped up in your recommended. Never. Well, I don't even look at YouTube that much, though, unless I'm on stream. Okay. And my YouTube recommended is just fundamentally broken because of all the weird shit I look at on YouTube. It is so far removed from normie content that you see on YouTube.

I rarely ever have Mr. Beast videos recommended, if at all, only like a friend of mine is in a video you know what i mean feel bad for you i know mr beast by the way just like if we're flexing mr beast yeah if we're flexing like i just i got that could you guys well he's from north carolina yeah well they're kind of hey we know carl jacobs actually jack septic eye yeah okay cool whatever i was supposed to go get dinner he's talked to ryan re who's the owner of Mint Mobile. Who sponsors our podcast? I have no... Wait, what?

Mint Mobile? Mint Mobile. Oh, Mint... Ryan Reynolds owns Mint Mobile? Yes, it's his company. He owns it. Yeah. He's the spokesperson.

Yeah. Jack Septickeye, I've never met him in person. I just have... He's a nice guy. I just know him over the internet. The Game Grumps? Yeah. Another awkward, but I don't know anything about Game Grumps.

We worked for them for three years. We edited thousands of Game Grumps episodes. I shot the Chuckle Sandwich podcast, which shoots at their studio all the way in fucking, freaking, I don't even know. Or is this, is that when it docs them? Yeah. Let's docs them.

Fuck it, dude. It's very far away. We can bleep it all the way in. We know where we've been there. So yeah, we know exactly where it is. But then I stole a bunch of game grumps merch when I was there from the

warehouse. I didn't get you interested in maybe watching an episode or two. Why? I don't know. It's so honest. Have you watched our Let's Plays? No. Well, I appreciate the honesty.

Wait, you guys do Let's Plays? Wait, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not mainly. We do other stuff. No. Well, so basically, this ties into the story. Worked for Mark for a while. Ended up going on our own and starting Super Mega.

We got an apartment together. Started the channel. Then shortly after, Game Grumps was like, hey, we need editors. Do you guys want to edit our videos? And we're like, okay, because we're making no money on Super Mega. We're making like 15 cents a day when we first started. Now I'm making about 15 cents a second. Fuck, that's awesome.

I love capitalism. Yep. So basically, we worked for Grumps, and then... Fuck, what... Like, why did I bring this up? And then we quit, and then just... Now we're still doing SuperMeg. But there was a reason I said this ties into the story.

You guys connected? You went... You were gonna... I mean, I don't know. You were living with Markiplier. I've never watched Markiplier. Maybe that's the uh you were gonna i mean i don't know you were living with market player i've never watched market player maybe that's the way you were talking about never watched game grumps either like a damn fool i thought i fucked you up a little bit do you remember what i was saying or why i brought this up you brought up the game grumps for a specific

reason no it was i'm trying to help you it was it was something it game grumps it was, I'm trying to help you. It was, it was something gang rumps. It was something, it was what you were saying before I jumped in. Before you interrupted him. Uh, Carl Jacobs is from Charleston as well. Yeah. Doxum. Right. Well, you know, we were the two biggest YouTubers from South Carolina and then Carl Jacobs, who actually I knew before he did the YouTube stuff.

Wait, really? Yeah. How? Uh, my, uh, friends. Judo? No, no, no, no. My friend, he doesn't do YouTube stuff, but he would,. How? My friends. Judo? No, no, no, no. My friend, he doesn't do YouTube stuff, but they were like best friends growing up. And I would go, I was friends with his little brother, and I would go to their house to hang out and get drunk.

And Carl Jacobs would be over there hanging out with, before he did YouTube stuff. Do you know his dad's a judo champion? Really? Yeah. No way. I did not know that. National champion. Judo champion. Superstar. What's Carl Jacobs I know that. National champion. Judo champion.

Superstar. What's Carl Jacobs' kid going to be? I don't know. He dethroned us, though, as the most popular YouTuber from South Carolina. So I don't have a chip on my shoulder about it. Okay. Well, next time he's around, I'm going to bring this up to him. Please.

How fucking dare you? Please. Messed up. Let's go Matt who? Can we cancel him? Can we do something just so we can reclaim our absolutely okay i'm on board i will do that for you guys cancel carl even though i do love carl but fuck him thank you it's over ride or die okay so you guys make uh some political

commentary some political jokes let's talk about it sure yeah, yeah. All right. So 2016 era, you're already at this point, you're at Game Grumps in 2016. 2016, we... We started 2017 at Game Grumps. That's right. Okay. No, we started 2016. Yeah. With Super Mega.

Yeah, but then we started Game Grumps in 2016 as well. Later in 2016. Later in the summer, yeah. How would you describe your commentary or your political leanings? So it's kind of like, you know, moved around a little bit over the years, just because I guess it's like going through your 20s, you just kind of. Like my early 20s, I would say like still like politically, I've remained more left-leaning, but I think like in personality, definitely my early 20s, I would come across probably more right leaning or just right adjacent or

something. Yeah. Cause we were doing a lot of edgy comedy and well, there was a big period. We were like, we were like those guys that were like, yeah, we're not afraid to say it.

And the SJWs, that was the big one. The SJW. But that's like, I feel like that was everyone on YouTube at a certain point. It felt like, except for, you know,

I was working at the Young Turks at the time. So everyone was like, oh, these guys are the pussy SJWs. We were the guys that everyone was pointing, you guys were pointing to and being like, those guys fucking suck. Probably. Yeah. Oh, I made a song about SJWs. You did?

It's not on YouTube. Fuck. That's because it's very, is it not? No, I took it down. Did it not get re-uploaded? Yeah, it probably did, but I just. Let's find it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I know. I look at it and I just cringe. That would make it bad. It's really bad. It's not even that it's necessarily like... It's offensive. It's pretty offensive. Yeah, it is.

I'm remembering now, actually. We don't need to pull it up. I was 19. I was... You would have brought it up. Yeah, you brought it up. No, no. Okay.

Just bleep it out. No, but yeah, we were pretty anti-SJW, and then now it's kind of... You love the SJWs. I love SJWs, as one myself. No, but now we're, I would say, very left-leaning. We've always been left-leaning, but I would say there was a point where the left was affecting YouTube,

and now we're essentially leftists. Who was the worst right-wing commentator that you watched on YouTube? Sargon of Akkad. I remember there was a phase probably where I would watch Sargon. I watched The Amazing Atheist back in the day isn't he like i mean i don't know i don't know too much about those guys but like wasn't he like also didn't he make a heel turn he was like he's like kind of leftist as well i can't remember i think he is now a lot of people have he got in trouble for like not in trouble but he he stuck a bunch of things up his ass i do

remember that i remember seeing the and it got leaked or something that was another era of you keemstar did that keemstar did that didn't he like didn't he like go up to a tailpipe or something of a car or was that fake no no there's this guy that looks like keemstar and there's videos of him like like there's one where there's like a big dildo on a railroad track and he he's like dressed except with no pants and he's like riding it that's not no it's not and there's one where there's one where the dildo is on the back of a car and he's like looking at the camera doing that and if you tweet that at keemstar he instantly blocks you he's already he's blocked me a long time so he blocked me and then unblocked me uh because i i ratioed him so hard that i think he like broke up with his girlfriend most people can can can ratio it's really that's think he like broke up with his girlfriend. I think most people can,

can, can ratio. It's really easy to ratio Keemstar. He has like no fan base. It's, it's a very strange thing that it's just, he's been, he's this media demon that's been able to survive everything.

Everything. And like, multiple times has been banned off YouTube. Still has sponsorships, like everything. Yeah. And he doesn't like, I don't know if he,

I've never met a Keemstar fan. Everyone knows who he is. And, and he's an entertaining guy to watch his show is is you're a fan you're a fan you're a drama alert maybe i'm a fan what the fuck you are the keemstar fan i don't watch drama alert anymore but it's it's like i mean there is an entertaining aspect to keemstar and that's why people keep up with him because he's like he wants to piss people off because it gets clicks and yeah well i mean we were introduced to him also and like yep he was reporting on uh one of our friends passed away and he reported on it and then right after reporting on he was like and just remember we're almost at like 500 000 subscribers like he just goes straight and that's how we found keemstar was when he reported on our friend's death that's that's wild but but he made he made the Keemstar was when he reported on our friend's death. That's wild.

But he made the crux of the story not about our friend's death, but about how Markiplier is taking a short hiatus because of our friend's death. He knows how to get the clicks. I was put on WatchMojo. Well, okay, so you know how WatchMojo makes like a top 10 saddest videos?

Well, they made one that was a top 10 saddest. Wait, really? That's kind of dark. It was like top 10 saddest youtube videos or youtube controversy whatever the fuck and i'm in the honorable mentions right because basically wait that's even worse you weren't sad enough i like but mark was in for the same thing that happened because our friend passed our friend passed away and so they gave me the honorable mention but they gave mark an actual spot on the list for the same because right because basically like without going into it too much like our friend passed away in 2015 and he worked with us with mark as well um and you know he was part of the sketch you know he was syndigo yeah so when he passed away so ryan had to announce that you know the channel wouldn't be continuing uh and he made a video a very like tear teary just very real video um

like no dramatics or anything just just i recorded with like my macbook i just went on the photo booth app probably and uh mark also did did a very teary video talking about it and so mark's got in there but ryan's at the end uh they took the video down actually because ryan called it out but there's just a a screenshot where it's just ryan sitting on his couch with tears in his eyes and just the bottom has the watch mojo logo and says honorable mission i can find it real quick i bet you they took the video down just giving an honorable mention it's like guys my friend died i mean just the fact that you made a top 10 saddest youtube videos alone it's just deranged okay oh man i love that that's fuck you ruined their company with that ryan they well well it's still on their website right is it because they took it

down from the youtube channel because i because i made a meme about it on twitter he just posted the screenshot and i was like that that's appropriate. Thanks, guys. That's wild. Now I kind of want to watch the video, but it's fucked up. Let's not do it. Never mind. Let's pull it up. Yeah, let's pull that traumatic... No, don't pull it up. He was going for it.

He was like, that's content. Let's do it. Would you give him an honorable mention? i would make you the number one i have redemption arc yeah there you go i have no i don't know i can't even think of like what i would consider to be like a really sad video i've watched on youtube i wish i was more in i got a screencast there that's a great screenshot oh my god well you had to glow up. Thank you. You did, right? You kind of look... Oh, you were doing that thing where you just didn't grow your mustache. Yeah.

Well, I had trouble for a bit just actually being able to... You see that? Yeah. I had a chin strap for a good bit. You did the classic... Wait, which camera should I show this to? That one? You had the classic...

You can't even tell probably from here, but you had the classic, like, I can't grow a mustache, so I'm just going to grow the chin strap. I'm really being roasted for this video. you can't even tell probably from here but you had the classic like i can't grow a mustache so i'm just gonna grow the chin strap really being roasted for this video and i mean this is like a video about my friend's death he's grieving right here why are you just roasting this is why i got the honorable mention dog yeah honestly ryan if i had better facial you'd grown it out you might have been like yeah yeah that that makes sense i can't grow facial hair so i mean yeah 26 and i can't that's not true i can see the stubble he you try to grow it out, you might have been like top five. Yeah, that makes sense. I can't grow facial hair. So, I mean, I'm 26 and I can't. That's not true. I can see the stubble.

You try to grow it out and every time you get it to a good point, you shave it before I can see it and applaud you because I'm the only one that supports it. Yeah, well, that's why I shave it. I support it. Thank you. I'm on board. You can put Rogaine. Did you know that?

Yeah, but it takes months. I have put Rogaine on before. You have? I have. Are you going to pull out a photo right now? Yeah. Show me your facial hair? Yeah, check this out. Okay, I'm on months. I have put Rogan on before. You have? I have. Are you going to pull out a photo right now? Yeah. Show me your facial hair? Yeah, check this out.

Okay, I'm on board. I like it. Maybe it'll take the weight off of me. I saw a lot of dudes in there. What's going on? Here we go. I do not have them on Discord. That's the best I can do.

Goddamn. It's just, it's really fair, but I can die. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Meet me at the airport. There you go ryan this is the this is the best this is you didn't want to you didn't want to go in on uh what his facial hair situation no i mean mine's he's like oh it's a solid

you got you got like the like uh al from al's toy barn goatee going on what's up with your face i look like why are you doing that face it's like a car like an anim i work at like an animation studio no i was at the airport and i was really tired and i was like i'm looking kind of sexy in this is it that's that was the vibe from your from your face was also drunk. I was at the airport. Really, the only thing to do at the airport is get drunk. True. Miss your flight. I didn't miss my flight that time, though.

I can't take a flight for a few months. Muhammad Alta would have a different opinion on what you can do at the airport. Oh, I'm not him. Yeah, exactly. Not many are. Okay. We might have to cut that, actually. Okay. I should stop making 9-11 jokes on August.

That's the last time I got canceled. Yeah, we can talk about 9-11 on our podcast. Okay, perfect. I get canceled every August. Last August, I bought a house. The house that you're in right now. The $700 million mansion. Nice.

Yeah. We're here in the socialist mansion yeah we're here in the one that did fox news get mad about it fox news it was more so like it was more so like twitter outrage that fox even fox news was like isn't this crazy look at these leftists being crazy at one of the other lefties ben shapiro was really mad about it though was mad that you had a... Yeah, he was like, ha-ha, grifter. We got him. How much is his house? His house is probably like $8 million.

Oh, dude, for sure. But, of course, he's right-wing, so... Yeah, the ongoing capitalism's awesome. Yeah, he... We just rent. Yeah, broke boys. I like to support landlords. Yeah.

My landlord's actually really tight. Really? Yeah. It's Markiplier. Gives me a good deal. Yeah? Yeah. That's cool.

Great landlord, yeah. The reason why I originally brought up Markiplier is because they constantly fucking say, I don't even think I look like him. I think he's like a good looking dude, but I don't think I look like him. But people will always be like, Markipl is if hasan was good and it'll always be like some random fucking account and it like pops off everyone is like who's a markiplier fan either who doesn't know who i am or fucking hates me will be like yeah you're right markiplier is such a good leftist hasan isn't and i'm like dude this guy's like a quadrillionaire. Like, what do you mean?

Like, anyway. It's probably because you're both, you're both just hunks. Honestly. A couple of hung hunks. Thank you. We don't,

we don't know about you. We know about him. Yeah, he does have a big, dude, I feel at this point, he's like, every podcast they go on,

they talk about me and they bring up how big my penis is. Is that what he sounds like? I'm tired of it. Is that what he sounds like? He's famous for his voice. voice yeah oh it's like it's like this it's it's really he's got a girthy voice yeah it's like hello everybody my name is markiplier what about his penis it's girthy yes god damn we never saw that we never saw the flesh of it but we we had we i just he was getting out of the pool once and ryan and i that's what it looks like flaccid he might have been erect i don't know maybe because he was swimming with us i'm not sure still even then

shit was regardless it's a sometimes you get hard sometimes you get hard when you're swimming with the boys it happens man yeah it's it's not swim past the pool jet by accident whoops yeah no for sure oh my god when i was younger yeah that's not even i think everyone has the exact same story yeah that's like you just unlocked a memory, a core memory that I had shut off in my brain. Disney World's Polynesian Resort. That's where you got your rocks off? Public pool? Okay.

Kind of. No, it's a very public pool. It's like a mini water park. I was a kid. I didn't get my rocks off. I was like, oh, whoa. Yeah, you're like, whoa, what's this about? Family Guy even has a joke about it where Stewie does it. That's how you know it's not weird.

It's mainstream. Yeah, no. Did you ever have that pool experience? Yeah, tell us your pool experience. You know what I'm talking about? Are you talking about when the jet hits your... Hits your pee-pee? Yes.

Yeah. When you're, like, holding on to the front of the pool like this. And you're trying to, like, play it cool. Yeah. You're just chilling. Like, oh, I'm just taking a bunch of relaxing right now. Yeah. Suspiciously right near the cool jet.

It'd probably work as a good bidet, honestly. Yeah. What is a bidet? Oh, I just took a shit. Let me go jump in the pool real quick. And use the jet to clean my asshole. Yeah. I feel that.

That's, you know. Do you have any of those jets in your $20 million pool? I do have jets in my pool. Do you have a jet? Private jet? No. I saw you on it with David Dobrik.

Okay, I told you about that. No, I saw it. I told you about that. I wanted you to a jet private jet no i saw you on it with david dobrik multiple okay i told you about that no i saw i told you about that i wanted you to keep it private as we talked about it on stream but yeah i did do that i went on a private jet with them it was i was uh that was the experience was it like a party atmosphere no not really i think it was everyone was tired from coachella i never understood like the thing I never understood. And, and he might be like a really nice guy. So I don't know,

but like, I, I was really taken aback by the fact that there was like these young, you know, my age or a little bit younger dudes there. And then there was just like one guy who's like 45 year old. Like he's like a dad. Jeff,

Jeff, what is it? No, his name was, what's his name? Jeff's a homie. I'm thinking of some other dude from volume.ason jason oh nash yeah jason yeah that's what it is yeah the j name and i was like what's like does it it seems kind of out of place like the 45 year old dude hanging

out with this what's going on there well i'm 45 i hope to be hanging out with young influencers and reliving my my 20s when he was on vine there was like when i first saw him i thought that he just had like a disease that made him look older he was on Vine, there was like, when I first saw him, I thought that he just had like a disease that made him look older. He was like the same age as everyone. Because I was like,

why would he be hanging out? And that's why no one's bringing it up, right? Like that's what you thought because like no one wants to be like fucked up about it. I don't want to,

you know, if he has something going on, that's his personal. No, I think he's 19. I think he's, no, I think, I think he's just like, he's old. Wait, how old is Jason Nash? Can you look that up? I wish that he tried to play it off though.'s just like he's old wait how old is uh jason nash can you look i wish

that he tried to play it off though he's like i'm 19 what yeah i have a disease 49 oh my god he's about to be 50 dude he was born in 1973 he was born right after the vietnam war ended so he was hanging out with like 17 19 year olds as a 40 year old young out with 17 19 year olds 17 of them it's better than 19 17 year olds that's true unless he had the car that's fine everyone's like oh fuck he has a laminated car in place of his driver's license yeah keep it all i'm saying is axel rose i... Yeah, I kind of want to go back to that, actually. Because that was wild. Michael Bay did that?

Why? I guess he felt a really strong calling to make it clear that you're allowed to have sex with a 17-year-old in a specific state. He's like, okay, just in case something comes out, I just wanted to have this on the record. Yeah. Look at my movie, Your Honor. Because then everyone would totally be like, oh, I know Michael Bay fucked that fucked that 17 year old but oh fuck he he put that in the movie he's getting michael bay will be in court and be like and guess what he pulls out his the movie and shows everyone yeah that's just like the transformers movie got like a plastic laminated ones like official fine got a gold

plate because that's so that's so specific when you do that in a movie it just like reminds me of like zelda or like any other like japanese shows where they will be like this person don't be fooled is exactly 17 and i'm like why did you have to do that you drew this person you could have said that they're 19 nothing would change from the from from the narration or the storyline if the person is 19 instead of 17 but they're like 17 i watched tangled last night and uh do they then tangled well she she's they make it very clear that she's 17 but she's about to turn 18 they have a lot of feet in that movie i noticed that like schneider no uh he didn't have any part in Tangled. That was Michael, no, not Michael, John Lasseter. Michael Bay. Michael Bay did Tangled.

No, Dan Schneider, though. I've been trying to buy Jeanette McCurdy's book because I want to read it, but every time I go to Barnes & Noble, they don't have it. What is it, like sold out? Yeah. You've got to be able to buy it online or something. Get the audio. I want to support local stores.

I'm going to Barnes & Noble. The most shocking part about that is that you read books. I i haven't read a book in i was about to say are you well no we've read our own book yeah we wrote a book that's we had to read it like legit like eight or nine times during the audiobook process no uh during the editing process oh so it would be like we get to the opposite all right let's read our book again all like 180 pages just sit down and fine tune it really make it a work of art it's a lot of italophobia in there a lot yeah and a lot of

basically the premise is that bin laden actually never died oh okay it was a lie that the Obama administration came up with to win re-election but basically so it was a book about truth. Okay, got it.

Yes. And then basically him and his Al-Qaeda goons end up kidnapping an elite team of seals, Navy seals, and recruited to go save them. Did you know that those guys... I mean, was Robert O'Neill, a.k.a. McBooyah on Twitter? Fucking weirdly follows me. I don't know why. Is he the SEAL that killed Osama? Yeah.

Really? The man that pulled the trigger and killed Osama bin Laden follows you on Twitter? Technically, yes. But technically, he lied. A lot of those Navy SEAL books are all just full of lies.

It's like famously they lie about all the shit that they didn't actually do. There's one, Lone Survivor, I remember reading. That's a lie too, yeah. It's Mark Wahl survivor I remember reading. That's a lie, too. It's Mark Wahlberg. He did that.

Yeah. No, yeah. Mark Wahlberg actually did that just to recreate it. If I had been there, things would have been a lot different. Are you talking about 9-11? Yeah, but also in that situation. Because he did say that about 9-11. Yes, he did.

Famously. If the terrorists were Asian, he would have probably had more. He would have stopped it a lot quicker. Oh, 100%. They were Vietnamese? Yeah. 100%. He's like? Yeah. 100%. He's like the natural predator. That's why.

Like, he sees an Asian person, he just pops off. Remember when... Which is weird that they prosecuted him for that, actually. Because, you know, he's just... Did they prosecute him for that stuff? Yeah, he had to do it. Did they prosecute him for blinding a man in a hate crime? With a big piece of plywood?

Yes, I'm pretty sure they did. Okay, but we're all capable of change here. Yeah, of course. It was different back then. Speaking of famous people that we've seen, I used to play basketball near Brentwood, one of the public parks there, and he would always bring his kids to play baseball there.

Mark Wahlberg? Yeah. And I played basketball with Adam Sandler. I have a funny adam sandler story is he good at basketball adam sandler is decent at basketball he dresses like he plays basketball yeah um the funny adam sandler story was like we were all super stoked that adam sandler was there because like i'm like new in la i'm like wow this is just like entourage you You see famous people everywhere. That was my reference point for Los Angeles' Entourage. And we're playing basketball, and there's like this young kid who's like 16, 17, and everybody knew who Adam Sandler was,

but he clearly didn't. So when we're like dabbing each other up, you're like, hey, I'm, you know, I'm Hasan, whatever. We're handshaking, and he's doing it. And then the kid walks up to him, and he's like, hey, I'm Hank., whatever. We're handshaking and he's doing it. And then the kid walks up to him and he's like, Hey, I'm Hank. I'm just making this name up.

I don't remember. Jank. And, and he doesn't say what his name is. And the kid's like, what's your name? And he's like, come on,

come on, kid. Don't do that. He like straight up was like, don't do that. No, literally. And I was like, I was shocked. It was so awkward. no literally and i was like i was shot it was so

awkward how do you not know adam sandler though i mean but like he's 17 he adam sandler wasn't even doing the netflix stuff yet he didn't grow up he didn't grow up with billy madison yeah i didn't either technically grown-ups daddy is one of my favorite movies of his i've never understood adam sandler i liked mr deeds did youeds. Did you like Uncut Gems? Oh, no, that's different. That's new Adam. That's fucking great. Will, he's the one where he has, like, a black foot that he can, like...

I think so. In the trailer, he just, like, puts a poker, you know, like a fireplace. He shoves it into his foot. Really? But I never understood, like, the golf one, like, I just... Or Waterboy. I saw that for the first time, like, a week ago. Waterboy was...

How did you feel about that? It wasn't awful. I had a decent time. But it wasn't, like, fucking mind-bogglingly good. No. Well, I... Like, a lot of people love Waterboy. That's probably, like, my least favorite.

I liked it when I watched it. And Whoopi Halloween. I did not like Whoopi Halloween. Adam Sandler? Yeah. So, no, sorry. For some reason, I confused it with Some recent animated Halloween movie

No that was That was his Netflix movie Movie Halloween Oh Yeah The animated one was Not Halloween It was Christmas no?

It was like the Jewish Christmas Or something No that's Eight Crazy Nights That movie is Are you talking about Hotel Transylvania Being the animated movie

I don't know dude I didn't I'm just I'm thinking of an animated Halloween movie. All right. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to take you down this path and confuse you. And I really hope that you do.

I'm easily confused. I know. And I'm sorry for doing that to you. It's fine. Want to move on? Yeah. Andrew Tate's banned off Facebook and Instagram. Amen.

Let's talk about it. That's right. What do you guys think about that? You're on YouTube. You've got to fucking be like, dude, censorship is unacceptable. Wasn't he saying that, like, I don't know. I hear a lot of talking points, but I'm going to be honest. I have not watched Andrew Tate, but I have heard that he's like.

You do look like a beta soy boy. I haven't watched Andrew Tate. I mean, I've seen little clips, but. You don't watch Andrew Tate. You live it. Mm-hmm. That's how it's supposed to be. That's how I recently got some pussy because watch Andrew Tate you live it that's how that's how it's supposed to that's how it's supposed to be that's how I recently got a got some pussy because of Andrew Tate fuck yeah

you know that has never happened no that's not true and it happened to me last week not that like you've never gotten pussy I'm sure you may or may not have gotten it but no one has ever watched Andrew Tate and actually gotten laid I don't think I'm gonna check the comments I don't I don't know Hassan you live here in your little your little my million dollar bubble yeah uh and all you hear is your own echo so maybe if you if you tried some of the things he talked about yeah like beating women okay is it true choking them is there an actual thing where he said i saw h3 say it where yes he he's like women deserve to be raped uh that's that's some of the things that he said some of it it's not all he says women are property if he has a girlfriend and she like

has only fans he would never let that happen but if he were to let that happen then like she would have to give him because she's his property she would have to give him 100 of the profits or maybe if he's feeling good about it he'll give like a 20 80 with 80 percent going to him different different opinions didn't he also backtrack and say like just kidding this is oh he tries to like i'm putting up like a it's me but it's an exaggerated version of me yeah he did that when he got banned he went on aiden ross's stream uh yesterday and he like basically yeah that's where you go what a crossover that's where you go when you like want to let the people know yeah i mean he knows his target demographic it's

all like fucking 11 year olds i love when the keemstar went on the aiden ross stream and everyone just goes like quiet yeah that was awesome can we watch that it's called keemstar kills the vibe yeah that's one of my favorite videos i I love, no, I think that, can we watch the train tracks one too? Please, can we watch that? I mean, we could. We can do that behind the paywall. Yeah.

We can do that behind the paywall, but we're going to, which will happen in a little bit. Should we, do we have to do two? I mean, we already have one. There's two Keemstar videos. I'm saying the choppo is already... What do you mean?

We just throw it up whenever. Maybe. I don't know. We can talk about this after. It's rude to do that in front of guests. Well, the way we normally... Wait, before you start it, because this is going to be cut out anyway.

No, the way we normally do it is we just stream. I mean, not stream. We shoot an unpaywalled part of the podcast for an hour, and then another like 35, 45 minutes of paywalled content. Okay, we can do that.

But we already have extra episodes that we cut. Alright. Yo, you're in trouble. Why? Oh, shit. That crypto shit. Is this edited? Did they add silence? No. Hey, Steve, get his ass from right now.

What's up, buddy? How you doing? You good? I just did a podcast with Tana Mongeau. It was so raw, so real. Hey, Mr. Gemini. Jesus, bro, you scared the fuck out of me. I think you should box.

Here's why. You have natural energy. They see it in the stream Right You need that Like you have natural energy You got some The dude sitting next to him Is not a fan

No I wonder why Can't think of any reasons why Wait wait wait Go back go back This part's great I'm 39 I can't think of any reasons why. Wait, wait, wait. Go back, go back. This part's great. I'm 39.

Am I right, fellas? Fellas. What do you think about that? No, what's even worse is every time I hear... Yo, he legitimately went on his show. This motherfucker went on his show. He said it was on antidepressants. And the side effects were that he didn't have feeling in his dick. Is he talking about Ethan? Yes. He was trying to put that on me. That was when they had the beef about...

The lie detector The hood nigga lie detector The test That's the best part Like how afraid is he of Of No Absolutely not afraid is he of of it's just the absolute keep start keep start dresses

like a like if you like had a had a little toddler boy and had to dress him up for like a costume party as like cool and then just like put up for like a costume party as like cool. And then just like put him in like a time machine and blew him up a little bit. I'm just thinking about cool toddler costume.

He has the fakest beard. Why does his beard look like that, man? If I could grow it, I would. Yeah, if I could have the gnome to be fair you literally don't need to have a real beard to have it look like that no it looks like a lego piece you can pop off yeah like it looks like you just like he gets home and he like puts that one gets like a clean one pops it back on i just i want to see him without a beard so bad i mean there's photo can you look at someone had to face apt him or something.

No, there's Keemstar Beardless photos, I think, back when he used to say the N-word all the time. Oh, back when he had, like, his backwards hands, troll face. No, no, no, no. There's one that's real. The one, like, look down. Yep, there, there. You're on it.

Oh, my God. Daniel Keem. And then there's one with a beanie right under it. Look to your right. Where he's wearing the beanie. Yeah. God, dude. Yeah, I get why he's doing that.

I get why he's got the beard going. Like the ice squints. Yeah. That's how he gets all the 17-year-old girls. Luckily, he has the laminated card. Dude, he's trying to roast me. She's how he gets all the 17-year-old girls. Luckily, he has the laminated card. Dude, he's trying to roast me. She's 20. I'm double her age, and he's trying to roast me?

Yeah, what the fuck? Dude, he's on antidepressants, and his dick, he's not feeling his dick. That was a great own. I felt the burn pretty hard on that. Did you take antidepressants? Yeah. Fucked up. Well, he has a famous...

The beer thing? Yeah. I love that. I quit my... Keemstar beer? The tweet? I quit The beer thing? Yeah. I love that. I quit my... Keemstar beer? The tweet? I quit my antidepressants after I read that tweet.

I threw them in the trash and I got myself a fucking Miller Lite. No, no. It's just a tweet. Just look up Keemstar beer antidepressants or depression.

People really like the dog tweet too. It's one of the best Christmas dog tweets. Yeah, that one. That one. Dog command mental illness isn't real.

Yep, there it is. The drug companies invent all these illnesses so they can sell drugs to morons. Social anxiety 100% is a fake invented illness so they can sell you drugs and make millions. He's anti-capitalist. Yeah, King. Fucking base, dude.

Yeah, stop being weak. Society's literally going to die if you keep this bullshit up. Meanwhile, Keemstar, very strong. Very mentally stable. Yeah. Real talk. If you suffer from panic attacks and you're old enough to drink, the best way to stop a panic attack real quick is to just have a sip of beer.

You only need like three sips. I love the way he... The cadence of that tweet is so... It's so well constructed. It's like he has that one and then he's like, okay guys, but real talk. You only need like just three sips. Just three sips. Just three little sips and you're fine.

Man, what a fucking legend Keemstar is. He has the same views on pharmaceuticals that Tom Cruise has. Yep. Yeah. Well, I, yeah. And I, I have those views as well. Just be happy. Yeah.

Not with the fucking depression shit. Your life is fine. Yeah. Everyone, or as my dad said to me when he found out I started taking antidepressants in high school

and going to therapy, he goes, John, everyone gets sad sometimes. There's no need to be a little bitch about it. Be a little pussy about it. That's good life lessons right there.

No, and then I said- Keemstar is a dad. He is, yes. Oh, God. He has a child. That's terrifying uh i don't

know what she's i mean she's she's she's not like a little kid anymore like no she's like 14 yeah like he has like a teenage daughter imagine like she goes to school and it's like talking about your parents like what are your parents it's like oh my dad's keemstar that's you would never you would not be able to extract that information out of me in a torture facility keemstarstar looks, he does kind of strike me as the type of guy that would like bring, like buy alcohol for like 15 year olds. He's the type of dude who would ask his daughter's girlfriends, like, you know, to wear, you know, revealing clothing. Do you think she's embarrassed of him?

Or do you think that she is just going to be like a little Keemstar 2.0? No, I think she's probably embarrassed because it's like, it's like Ted Cruz's daughters. They're all so like 12, 13, 14. They're like big Minecraft stands and they just don't like their father. Have you seen the videos?

The video, the behind the scenes shit. Yeah. Or, uh, uh, he goes in for a kiss and one of them. Yeah.

Oh yeah. That was that. That's a great one. What about, you think, uh, Baron Trump like watches youtube a lot because he seems like the type of kid that would be playing minecraft he does like minecraft is that is that confirmed he wore like a minecraft shirt right maybe i think so maybe it was like some he definitely plays minecraft yeah i mean he's like what 17 6 8 dude like trump trump's pretty tall too like trump what, 17? 6'8". Dude. Like, Trump's pretty tall, too. Like, Trump's, what, 6'2"? How tall are you?

I'm 6'4". You're 6'4"? Yeah. 6'. Dude. So, Barron Trump is four inches taller than you? Yeah, no. He's fucking huge.

Six. Jesus. He's so tall. He's like seven. That's the next president. I mean, future president. Look at that. Look at that photo.

Jesus Christ. He looks like he could be a bass groiper, though. Like, I think that's where he's headed. He looks like some guy you'd, like, see at a club in Poland. Does he, like, he's never said anything publicly. No. Do you think he watches you? Do you think he's watching this right now?

I fucking doubt it. Baron, if you're watching, you know, I don't know. Come on the show. Yeah, we'd love to man we'd love to we'd love to discuss i'm a big fan of your father i'm look at that i'm fucking real president still the president my president real question do you think uh like you know like they ryan and i ordered them to raid mar-a-lago they did do you think that anything... I lost all hope that anything would ever actually happen because there's always been so many things where it's like,

oh, it's clearly like there's a criminal thing going on here. And then it's just like, nope. Like nothing ever happens. Do you think anything, like with the January 6th stuff, which we were not there. There were two guys that looked like us. And that's all I'm going to say about that. But basically...

What was your alibi for January 6th? What were you doing instead? Let's Plays? Yeah. You can probably watch some of them if you want. You haven't seen them, so... Dude, you love them. I kind of want to watch it.

What's the... Dude, we played the new Mario Kart maps. Every time I get hit by the line, you got to take a shot. You took, what, did you take 24 shots? I took 24 shots, and then they all left me alone as I was

severely intoxicated I had to go home there were still three people there they left you alone and they made sure I was on my back yeah

as you need to be when you've had 24 shots of liquor that's all you need yeah what do you mean yeah that's cool

okay I'll look at that I'll watch your let's plays I'm Patreon it's me's me throwing up projectile vomiting for about 20 to 30 seconds straight. Wait, really? Yeah, we were fucked. He's in the living room with just a trash bag and a mail bin, and he is just fucking...

It's like a fire hose. It's cool because we're going to recreate that behind the paywall on our Patreon. Get out the liquor. It's a good time're going to recreate that behind the paywall on our patreon which is good get out the liquor good time to uh you know shift over to that part um i don't even know what to do with the outro in this hey let us handle this one ryan you do it you guys are professionals the outro uh the outro guys what's what's uh do you uh thank you for having us on for this portion of the podcast. Just because there is a better portion. Well, a better portion.

It's going to be better. That you can pay money for. Yeah. How much money? $5. $5. Patreon.com slash VRN. Oh, yeah, dude.

I literally told Marsh to look up everything the yard was doing. And I was just like, yeah, buy a subscription for one month only. Don't buy it for two months. Don't give him a single fucking dime. Steal all their fucking Patreon ideas, and then we're going to do it. But better. Yeah. Yeah, that's what everyone does.

Wait, did they all steal it from you? Yeah. We invented the $5 model. Oh, really? Yeah, we were the first ones to come. We invented the $5 model. Oh, really? Yeah, we were the first ones to come up with the $5 business model. Well, thank you. You're welcome. Thank you so much.

Well, you'll be able to see all that next time. Yeah. Oh, you can find us on our channel. Not in any pictures of January 6th. No. But our YouTube channel at SuperMega. It's just one word. People always mess it up in two words.

One word, SuperMega. And Twitter, Instagram, all that stuff. Eli Rymagee on Twitter and Twitch. Matt H. Watson

on Twitter. And, yeah. All right. Let's talk about some really fucked up shit now. All right. Let's do it