Fear& - Hasan & Will Get SCAMMED Out Of $100,000 | Fear&TowMater

Episode Date: September 11, 2023

Sup gamers we're back with another week of podcasting featuring all of your favorite hosts, the whole gang is here! :) The first 15mins of the podcast was lost into the void because our setup is so scuffed and makes me want to [redacted] every single week but dw improvements and a set are on the way eventually. Regardless we still filmed a banger for your and a juicer of a bonus ep as well so make sure to go check that out. Topics for today are, airing out scammers who will not be named in this description, QT almost dying at disneyland (real) and more. Okay thanks for watching love you guys see ya next week 🎉BONUS CONTENT🍾 🌟PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/FearAnd🎧 AUDIO PLATFORMS - https://linktr.ee/fearand✰ follow Fear&! ✰Hasan: https://twitter.com/HasanthehunWill: https://twitter.com/TheWillNeffQT: https://twitter.com/QTCinderellaAustin: https://twitter.com/AustinontwitterMarche: https://twitter.com/MarcheFear&: https://twitter.com/FearAndPod0:00 - Scuffed intro, the lost tapes03:05 - Willneff and Hasan got scammed 07:45 - QTCinderella wanted to see Taylor's outfit11:45 - Willneff looks to stop Home Invasions14:52 - QB Cinderella is fragile17:13 - Back to the scam story after 15 min17:55 - Just kidding, Mommy Vlogger abuser24:00 - Mormon soft swinger parties27:10 - Sideman soccer game, .3 XQC, Turkish Oil Wrestling31:46 - QT almost dies at Disneyland39:44 - Hasan finally contributes to the podcast50:39 - Hasan conqueres his fear of the ocean51:45 - Wait what? QT was Britney on a cruise ship55:30 - The devil is in the ocean58:45 - Gala dates / Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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So I did everything right and they indicted me. I'm afraid to report that once again, I called it and I was right. I did everything right and they indicted me. I did everything right. Well, welcome to another episode of Fear and... Do we start over? Isn't that the wrong screen? Yep. Start over. Yeah. We don't have to start over.

I think March can fix that. He did it last time. I don't know how, but it is somehow recoverable, right? Okay. It's recoverable. If it would be scuffed, we can just start over. Okay, we're just starting over. Welcome to Fear and...

Austin Grievances. I was trying to talk about pedophiles Austin grievances is what we started off with which all things considered let's be real podcast is better without them so yeah we cut the dead weight this week

damn you just spark notes yeah we have to remember all of our jokes that we just did. It's mostly about Austin. Cut to the beef. Yeah. Cut to the beef is exactly what, who was the Minnesota Vikings playing, I guess?

Oh, they were playing Tampa Bear Buccaneers. Uh-huh. That's what the Buccaneers did to the Vikings O-line. Damn. Yeah. That was a spicy burn. Austin. Austin's not here today

because he is watching the football game with his dad. Yep. Which is lame and ridiculous. But anyway. It's kind of cute.

No, it's only because you are also a fan of a team that is a perpetual loser and have a deep addiction to it. To your fandom. I don't, he's not, he's lying.

What did I do? Why'd you look at her? He made this up. Happy birthday, Will. Will is turning. It's Will's birthday. This is so hard to just talk to all this stuff. Yeah, we're just re-gassing.

Will's turning 24. Yeah. Will's turning 24. 24 is a big year. I turn 25 next year. I can finally rent a car. It's. Will's turning 24. Yeah. Will's turning 24. 24 is a big year. I turn 25 next year. I can finally rent a car. It's a big year for me. Yeah.

He's had bad luck on his birthdays in the past. Oh, yeah. We covered that. Yeah. God, we lost a lot. Okay, we're doing such a shit job. We are doing such a bad job. All right, talk like you've never talked before.

Okay, let's talk about something new. Let's just... What's new? Let's talk about cast. Are you under an NDA? Oh, I'm not. Oh, yeah. just, what's new? Let's talk about cast. Are you under an NDA? Oh, I'm not. Oh, yeah. Wait, what's cast?

Coffeezilla, shouts out the goat, is doing an expose on the people we used to work for on the original version of Fear and Molding. Oh, the people that scammed you guys. You mean, yeah, the people that paid me in fucking shoes. They technically paid us like a minuscule amount. Also. If you remember and then that went

into the coachella funds marsh will you keep it oh i have a good story coachella fun this motherfucker rents a house and this this shit bag that's our friend brought two girls my god and they took the other main bedroom and i had to sleep in a fucking bunk bed okay in a house i know used a year of cash and you fucking fucking paid for it with cash money. Well, I paid literally the lion's share of that. I didn't know that they never paid anything. Yeah, no, the girls actually did. The girls actually did end up paying.

It was our friend who did not pay. That's funny. Which is insane. He brought these two random girls with his Coachella to like stay at this house that I like paid for the lion's share of regardless and I was like yeah whatever we'll do it and Will's Will's like yeah let's just put the cast money because it was like six thousand dollars what they gave us after between both of

us after a year of doing ad reads every single fucking episode yep um and and YouTube videos that have like hundreds of thousands millions of views can I ask how the fuck did you get swindled so badly I have no i think they just straight up i feel like it's pretty easy to do to him yeah well that is true but also also uh one it's easy to swindle me and two i think they just literally were controlling like how much revenue we were generating so it was like very hard to track. So they were just like, they could just straight up be like, yeah,

we gave you six grand because you only made $6,000 worth of ad revenue. Yeah. Which is fucking ludicrous. It's not real. There's no shot. Scamming. Yeah. Scamming.

They were scammers. They were scamming. But what ended up happening is, uh, Theo Vaughn, I think talked to Ethan Klein as a matter of fact, um, I told him on my other podcast. And, uh, ended up happening is uh theo vaughn i think talked to ethan klein as a matter of fact um i co-host on my other podcast and uh after that he came out with a video uh talking about how he got scammed by cast media and totaling totaling four million dollars as a matter of not just him like

collectively that's what we're do no no no no collectively he thinks like the people that he talked to it totals four million but like it probably is damn i i bet they i bet they scammed us for like at least a hundred thousand bucks i don't know how much they scammed us for but they definitely did yeah that's crazy you guys got swindled in your faces yeah i mean yes cutie we got swindled in our faces but the your faces. But the point was, like, the podcast was never, like, a money-making operation. I just hated that we had to do ad reads in general.

And I more so wanted to do it, so I had, like... And that's why this episode's brought to you by the good people at Domino's. Domino's Hidden Crust Cheesy Bread. That'd be pretty fire. Yeah, we eat Domino's every episode if they give us a sponsor.

Domino's. Domino's, if you're listening to this. The CEO never said the N-word that would be the greatest slogan ever dominoes we never said the n-word yeah it's just just two guys high-fiving on game day yeah it's like papa john's can you say that really about papa john's can you can't say that about papa john's the big papa oh can we listen a a little bit of Theo? I want to listen to Theo. It's like nine minutes long. Jesus Christ.

Is there a condensed? Go to like 30 seconds in where he just starts talking about what happened. Sticking in the legal space, I want to talk about something that has been tough. I want to talk about something. Um, okay. We, our podcast was defrauded.

We were stolen from, um, we were taken advantage of a lot of ways to say it. Uh, the company that did it is cast media. And the man that did it is Colin Thompson. And I'm going to put his picture in here. Damn.

Oh, let's put his picture in here. Damn. Let's put his picture in here. Look at his stupid ass dye job. Oh my God. If I knew that's what he looked like, I wouldn't have signed up. I just realized. Oh no. Do it again.

Test it again. This has nothing to do with the set. This is like a software issue. You're right. We are getting a set, right? Yeah. Anyway, let's get back to cast. I have an idea about that.

No, no, no, no. Hold on. Let's buy me a house. Keep it. Keep it. Keep it. Keep it. Keep it.

Keep that part. Sure. We'll get there. Let's do the... Let's make one... Well, you know, you owe me money from cast. Let's do one collective... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Defraud it out of. I thought the VMAs were today. They're not until Tuesday. Because Taylor's going to the VMAs and I want to see her fit. And it's not until Tuesday. Stupid as hell. I was excited. I'm going to Sequoia.

That song is literally baggy. How does it feel, dumb bitch? Yeah, that's right. Do you know how often I start a story and your dumb ass comes in and starts talking? It's called content. I was just doing that to prove something. I didn't mean anything that I said. Besides him being a dumb bitch.

I am going to Sequoia. And the VMAs are on Tuesday. But I was just looking for something to cut him off because it felt good. I'm ready. How does that make you feel? Good. It makes me feel good. When you see Taylor Swift in a sexy ass'm ready how does that make you feel good it makes me like when you when you see taylor swift like in a sexy ass outfit like what is that how does that what does

that do you're pivoting to that um it makes me feel like oh go queen hey that's what it makes me i'm sorry that was god roll i'm sorry go, queen. What? If you see a great outfit, what do you say? Who's wearing it? Freaking Willie Nelson. Willie Nelson? He shows up to a party. He's wearing a great outfit. You're going to be like, oh, my God.

I would say, who dressed that old man? Why Willie Nelson? Because he doesn't like anybody. What? Who do you like? I doesn't like anybody. What? Who do you like? I love so many people. Who? I'm the biggest nerd.

Sauce Gardner. Yeah, Sauce. He always dresses well, though. That's your homie, too. Yeah, but you see him and his outfit is sick. I go standard. Because he's consistently excellent. Okay.

So is Taylor's what? Is that what you're going to say? It's the same thing. Why do you get excited then? You just buoyed it you boyified it this is misogyny and i'm sick of it what i just don't understand it i don't understand what goes on in your mind when you feel excited for another human being dressing well i like outfits and like looking forward to her dressing well i just want to see your outfit which is why i'm trying to like understand your what's going on in your mind palace even the gala i want to see everyone's outfits i'm excited i like outfits i showed you

mine yeah don't like you don't even you don't even have one uh i will play off of his outfit what's gonna be amazing if he shows up let's be be honest. Yeah. Well, we'll see. I mean, can we be real? Can we be real? Can we be real for a moment? Yeah. I will not give my take on this. I'll let the three of you sound off. Am I the best dressed streamer?

I'm making sure I'm giving you a fair answer. Yep. Your style has improved dramatically over the course of the years that I've known you, and now it's very good yeah i think so you're one of the only people that didn't show up in a men's warehouse yes yeah the bar is low and i cleared it yeah yep there was a time and place yep where over an extended period of time, I dressed rather poorly because I was given up on life during COVID. Oh my God, I'm starting to press. And I think that like carried over to people hunting older fits of mine.

And some of them are going to be hits. Some of them are going to be misses. It is what it is. It's not 100%. I'll admit, I've made some fashion faux pas. I don't try to dress nice, so there's no expectation. You don't. Well, okay.

You're always putting it on. I don't know how the fuck you are just not even... You just literally just flexed on us. I don't even try to look this good. I just am. You guys are being nice to me, so the YouTube comments aren't mean to you. You think we read the YouTube comments?

What are you, insane? That's you and him. You're on the internet. The worse I am to you, the more accolades I will receive. Yeah, also you're a woman. Did you forget? Know your place. Know your place.

Fine. Sorry, my brain's not working today since I think I have cancer. I am nice to you because we are friends. Damn it. I almost messaged you last night. Not you. Why didn't you? Well, okay.

If you guys don't, Ludwig and I live in a gated neighborhood and Ludwig was in Paris and all of a sudden the security guards are driving around and they're like, hey, there's Did you need the authority? Well, the security guards are driving around and they pull up. What would Ludwig have done in that situation anyway? You should still be the call. Even if he's at home. Don't do that.

Even if he's at home. They were like, hey, there's been a massive increase in home invasions. Oh. Like, you need to lock up tonight. And I was like, I'm alone. Can we buy you some weapons? We should do that. You know my house is just littered with weapons.

I thought you only have a taser gun. Oh, I got so many weapons. Me too. I got two axes. I got a compound bow. I got a taser. I got a stun gun. I don't have enough weapons.

I got knives. I got pepper spray. Well, and then I go on the Citizen app. So I pull up Citizen app. Big mistake. It's like, because I'm like, like oh my gosh that's so scary i go on citizen app two hours ago home invasion reported like 50 feet from you and it's like oh my god and then like someone in the comments because once stuff comes on citizen app someone in the comments was like yeah like this keeps

happening in this neighborhood like like when people are home. Do we have kind of like a Peter Parker, Mary Jane thing going on though where you don't call me for me, you only call me for the super version of me? Now that I'm saving people, now I'm about to get a phone call? No, I just, I didn't want to bother you. Bother me?

It was like at one in the morning. I know, but it'd be like a thing and you'd have to, you'd be disrupted and I don't want to disrupt you call me if you Ever feel weird or scared well I called I called slime and slime I just needed I just needed someone in the house so if I get Invasion and slime would have been like I'm at Dave and Buster's right now and I got a high score running I can so I'm gonna be playing video games. It's not here that we've been broken into uh i called slime he couldn't come i called uh i like messaged a few people and at any rate rad stads bloodwigs uh one of bloodwigs editors and friends

he came over and stayed at the house he has guns doesn't he i've seen his uh it's like one of those yeah but he came and stayed it was very nice of That's him. It is a thousand degrees in your house. I know. Unfortunately, because I was gone in Mexico, I didn't have the AC on. And I turned it on earlier today. And it still hasn't like fully. It hasn't fully. Stupid.

I don't know how to open this goddamn window every single time I try. Just turn it. No, no, no. Before you I try. There's a clasp. Turn it. No, no, no. Before you turn it, there's a clasp that you need to unhook. Yep, there it is. That would have fooled any of us, cutie. It still doesn't go. Okay, maybe try it again, the clasp.

Okay, there you go. Now you got it. You got... Who designed that thing? You are natural and beautiful. Yeah. Natural. It's natural. It's beautiful. It's beautiful. Now you got it. You got it. Who designed that thing? You are natural and beautiful. Yeah. Natural. It's beautiful.

It's cutie. Yeah. By the way, cutie has a new nickname. Cinderella. Wait, why? Cutie Cinderella. Why? Because it's football.

Because I'm a quarterback, I guess. Oh, because she's quarterback in this podcast? No, just football. I'm a quarterback in football. She's a football girl. I just play football. Why are she's quarterback in this podcast? No, I'm just a quarterback in football. I just play football. Why are you trying to make this happen? This is a football podcast.

Taylor Swift is not a Jets fan. Stop trying to make this a Taylor Swift podcast. This is a football podcast. This is a Taylor Swift podcast. I'll tell you this. What? Jets won a Super Bowl. Taylor might flip. Taylor Swift's like a front runner to me.

Why would she? I don't think she cares. She cares. I don't. Cutie, you're the foremost authority on this. I'm sorry. We have to refer to what you,

what you're the expert. Wood. Is there a team in Pennsylvania? Who plays in Pennsylvania? Oh my God. No, don't do it. Don't do it. She's fragile.

She's fragile. She's fragile. How do fragile. She's fragile. She's fragile. How do you not know the team at Pennsylvania? Who are they? There's not one, two. Who? Philadelphia Eagles.

The Philadelphia Eagles, the Philadelphia team, and then also Pittsburgh Steelers. Oh, the Steelers. Pittsburgh's in Pennsylvania? Don't, don't, don't. She's fragile. She's having a hard time. I thought Pittsburgh was in Chicago. What kind of Mormon juju were they teaching you at school?

What did they teach you? I frequently made the same mistake. I'm always like, Pittsburgh, Chicago, here we go. She thinks Chicago, Chicago. Chicago, Chicago. Okay, what were you going to say? What team is, isn't Steelers black and yellow, black and yellow? Wow. There you go. You got one. Good job. That isn't Pennsylvania. Now and yellow, black and yellow? Wow.

There you go. You got one. Good job. That isn't. Now we're in Pennsylvania. You're doing too much. You can't do right today. It's natural and it's beautiful.

Taylor is from Pennsylvania, so I'd assume she'd like one of those. Yeah, she likes Seagulls. But she also loves. She likes Seagulls. She loves New York, so she might like the Jets. Interesting. We're just going to. I'm not going to do.

It's like a New Jersey. Jets is like a New Jersey team. I'm not going to do what I always do and talk about the Jets. We're just going to move right past. We're just going to move right past. We talked about Cass. What else happened? No, he needs to finish.

I cut him off because I wanted to. What? Oh, you cut off Theo Vaughn. It's been like 20 minutes. I know, but he wants to complain more about Cass. You can complain about Cass. What do you want to say about him? He likes complaining about Cass.

Well, I did get paid in shoes. He got paid in shoes. They're getting investigated by CoffeeZilla. Yes. Cass is getting investigated. They basically withheld funds from a lot of content creators. What do you think they did with it? Just kept it?

Embezzled it. I don't know. Fucking shoved it in their butts. So what happens when CoffeeZilla investigates them? He does an investigation and then like it's a youtube video and then everybody goes oh and then no actually some of the people that he has investigated do end up getting uh you know sec violations and things of that nature for crypto so who knows i mean youtubers that have investigated the mormon mom uh mom of eight passengers of eight or whatever the fuck it's called oh i actually i don't know any of this drama do you

know it yes uh so there's this there's this mormon mom and dad dad's a professor at byu but he's currently distant from the family for the past couple years if i'm not mistaken um the mom is like hyper abusive and she's actually she is a mommy vlog. And she's actually, she is a mommy vlogger. And she also has like a separate consulting thing with another part with a partner that she has where they are describing pretty much just child abuse. They're describing child abuse, but like,

I guess masking it as like, it's really good advice. Uh, things such as, uh, things such as withholding food from your child for like the entire day. And she openly has talked about it for years. She Muslim.

I'd just be fasting. Oh dude. She's Mormon. And Ramadan. Okay. No, uh, this is,

uh, wait, she's Mormon. Yeah. She's Mormon. I missed that Okay. No. This is. Wait, she's Mormon? Yeah, she's Mormon. I missed that part. I'm sorry. There's fast Sunday. You fast? No, this isn't.

Oh, it's a fast. This isn't a religious thing. Okay. This is not a religious thing. And usually children don't participate. Other than the food. Yeah. So what happened is like this past week or so, one of the kids was at a friend's house and and he like escaped and

had like visible bruises all over his friend's house yes and had visible bruises all over him and then the neighbor immediately called the police and then they finally were like oh my god the mommies had like a pact essentially yeah they were all beating the kids together i don't know if they were all beating the kids together but it's like aggravated child assault maybe they were actually like i know this kid had wounds and they were duct taped the wounds were duct taped it sounds bad but maybe okay maybe child fight club oh that would be cool okay no that would be cool you're right man i'm back in yeah a lot of kids for that i i thought you were going to say something out of pocket. That's actually fire.

Because kids are not content. I am a firm believer that I feel like kids are mid at doing content. I feel like Shopify Club would be sick. So these were content creator Mormon. I was so lost in the beginning. And I was trying to get my head around it. There's a lot of mommy Mormon bloggers. Mommy Mormon bloggers. No, what's? Mommy? Mommy. Mommy Mormon bloggers.

No, what's the name of this group? Mommy bloggers. Eight passengers' mother leaving children at home alone for days. What is eight passengers? Eight passengers is the name of the channel. She has eight children. Fox News 13 Utah. Yeah.

Here we go. Let's watch this whole thing. Let's watch this whole thing. This is great. Yeah, it's national news, though. The reason why we segued into this, by the way, before we get started, the reason why we segued into this is because I was talking to my YouTubers who do documentaries and stuff.

YouTubers have made documentaries on this person for a while now. Friend of the show, Jobry, made one. And no one believed them. Well, they kind of did, but they just avoided doing anything about it, I think. It just didn't get enough attention. But boom, now all those guys were fucking right. Behind the screen. From 2022 shows that neighbors and family raised concerns about the children last year.

Fox 13 News reporter Jenna Brie has the details. Talk like that. Documents obtained by Fox 13 news show in September of 2022. In addition to multiple reports from neighbors, Ruby Frankie's oldest daughter, Sherry Frankie, called police out of concern that her sisters and brothers had been left alone for. Oh, my God. What? While their mother was in St. George with a friend. Unfortunately, time and time again, I've seen in my career the inhumanity that people have towards their own children or children in general. And it just it highlights the need for us to be ever vigilant for the well being of children. Ruby Frankie was charged with six counts of felony child abuse last week after a child climbed out of a window of a southern Utah home and ran to a neighbor's house for food and water my God describing their wounds to be severe Chris Burbank says yeah you gotta be the kids in your neighborhood it is an interesting bias that we all have if the house is nice if the neighborhood's good if it's in you know certain can we see some

of our advice videos wait yeah she's actually a certain location we don't imagine millions frankie million for her millions of subscribers frankie oh yeah right there yeah this is her partner popular youtube channel eight wait she's gay her business partner jody hildebrand who is involved with a parent counseling service called Traction. Business partner? Celebrity plays all sorts of weird games in people's minds. Across the country, right? I mean, we see it in politics.

I won't even leave my cats home for a day. I come back to leaving five kids home. That is phenomenal. Frankie's arrest now connected to her youtube channel being taken down in a statement to fox 13 a youtube spokesperson wrote quote we can confirm that we have terminated two channels linked to ruby frankie in accordance with our creator responsibility guidelines all those kids get taken away in arrest as well as statements from law enforcement if a channel owner is accused with clear evidence of a very egregious crime,

we may terminate their channel if its content is closely related to the crime, or if the channel owner was convicted or pled guilty. Additionally, YouTube knew for years. YouTube. Everybody complained about it. Salty dog. I'm sorry.

I really himboed up that segment, guys. I didn't know what was going on at all. Well, I mean, so to recap it, there's a child. And then I thought they were gay. I didn't know that they were creators. No, they're YouTube creators. There's a child fight club. It's a bad child fight club.

It's a bad child fight club because they're malnourished. Like, you should keep the children well fed if you're going to make them fight each other. Okay, so she's in jail, and her eight kids are available for the fight club. Can we save them? Yeah, I think so. And then repurpose them. That'd be great content.

Come here, babies. Can we watch one of her advice videos? Yeah. I just want to see what she's on to. They got taken down. There's got to be clones. Frankie Ruby. Well, there's also...

Jabri. Did you hear about the other Mormon mommy bloggers? There was like six of them. What? There was three wives and three husbands. And they were all mommy bloggers. And they were all Mormon and blah, blah. And they would have these swinger parties.

Oh. Yeah. And the only rule was like, don't kiss't kiss like no kissing like so they were butt fucking but they're not kissing they were like having normal sex you can kiss them i mean you can have normal sex without kissing idiot i just i just would never it's so romantic i just wanted it can i not no that's fine. Maybe they were boy, not dream. Like what do you mean? They piss on each other. I don't know.

Were they, were they sucking? But then what happened? They suck penises and other things. They probably sucked things, but no kissing. So they were kissing penises. God will see that.

God will see that. So the problem is, is like Ashley and Brittany's husbands, like they like swapped essentially. Like. Drama. They swang so good they stayed? I guess like, yeah. Judy, please give us the keywords.

We need to search this. I need more information. Okay, well let's finish the child abuser. No, no, that's it. She's going to jail. Okay. Okay. And YouTubers called it a hit of time.

Mormon, Mormon Vlogger Swingers. Taylor Frankie Paul. I told you. Admits to soft swinging with her friends during a live stream in May 2022. What's soft swinging? No kissing. No kissing. Dog, get with the program brother. What do you mean?

Hardcore swinging is just kissing? Yeah. Wait. I've been so misinformed. I don't know what you would call it. It's like some soft swinging, but you don't fully switch and go all the way. And to be honest, I did.

We had an agreement, like all of us, and I stepped out of the agreement, she said in the live video. So like she like kissed someone or something. And then now she's posting sad TikToks because she's out of the swinger group. Wait, they're hot? Yeah. Changes everything. And they're out of the swinger group now.

That's awesome. What the fuck is that? Whoa. Was that the swinger group? Well, no, she got excommunicated from all of her friends because she cheated on her husband and broke the rules of the swinger group. What's wrong with that baby? Why do they all look the same? So the rules were they could fuck, but they couldn't kiss? I don't know the rules of the swinger group what's wrong with that baby so they all look so

the rules were they could fuck but they couldn't kiss i don't know the rules i'll be honest what are the rules i wish we knew one can we call one can someone call dakota mortensen she had an ectopic pregnancy it's crazy yeah but essentially she I bet she's anti-abortion. They like broke. They like they home wrecked each other. And then it was like a problem. And then she got charged with domestic violence. No. Taylor Frankie.

It's a double home wreck. Technically, it's like not a home wreck, though. It's just a new home. No, but the other home didn't want to. Two new homes. They didn't want to be a new home. Oh, well, then. But then those guys are the sourpuss.

You know what I mean? Like they're at fault. They are the sourpuss. Not Taylor. God, Morm god mormon well taylor was a domestic abuser okay that was not cool you're right and she wasn't a part of fight club so it isn't it does count yeah when you're outside of fight club all right hassan i'm gonna serve you up something that i don't want to talk about what what but i think you will want to comment on it. What? There was recently a Sidemen soccer game.

You didn't get invited. We've all been talking about it. Neither one of us got invited. Wait, why are people talking about that? Everyone on the internet was like, I can't believe Hasan didn't get invited. Why would I be invited to that? They just kept saying L.

No, but listen. One thing I will say. In a soccer match, you're rated a score out of 10. In the Sidemen soccer match, XQC received the lowest score with a.3. Go, Felix! Which is one of the absolute lowest scores you could receive. He saved a goal, though.

As a player. He did. I don't want to talk about this. I have no interest in this. Why are you serving it up? Because I feel like that's something you would want to talk about. I didn't watch it. Look at him go.

He looks good. He looks kind of hot. He looks hot, doesn't he? He looks hot. He looks the part. Yeah. He looks like John Luigi Buffon. Yeah, he does look like a soccer player.

Yeah. He's like wiry and skinny with a big nose like a lot of those soccer players are. But they lost. He looks handsome, though. He is handsome. They lost and he was really sad. They also raised $3 million. That was great.

The gala will not be doing that. Congratulations to the Sidemen. Side note, we've been promising something for people for a long time. Yeah, basketball. What the fuck is going on? No, basketball is whatever. I don't give a shit. Are we playing soccer now?

No, neither that. I think it's time to honor the traditions of your people. Oil wrestling? Time for Turkish oil wrestling. We're not doing that. You and I need

to Turkish oil wrestle for charity. I thought you were going against the yard again. I was like, who do I get, Aiden? Come on, let's do Turkish oil wrestling. Absolutely not. Let me fish hook your butthole. I don't want to do I get, Aiden? Come on, let's do Turkish oil wrestling.

Absolutely not. Let me fish hook your butthole. I don't want to. That's part of the reason why I don't want to do it. Fish hook your butthole? It's an actual legitimate tactic. It's the gayest sport on the planet. Have you never seen Turkish oil wrestling?

It's where you get a good hand grip in there. That sounds ouch. This is the national pastime of Turkey. I'm trying to raise some money for the kids. We have a gala. Show that video. No one's going to give it. You already told me your gala's going to be a fucking flop.

Cutie. My God. Feast your eyes. I wish you were that announcer guy. I mean, we could easily raise a million dollars. That's me and Alinity. Just wrestling each other. I just want to point something out here.

When do they grip the balls? These guys, unironically, like, none of them think this is gay. Oh my god. Oh my god, he just went to grab his... Yeah, that's a move. You have to shove, because, like, your entire body is oiled up. So you have to.

Yeah, there you go. Where's that hand going? So those are extremely tight leather pants that they're all wearing. And obviously in order to manipulate. He's grabbing his ding dong. Bro. Yeah, in order to manipulate your opponent, like, you don't have a gi. Bro!

What is happening this is beautiful and natural it's not beautiful natural this is there it is the Turkish butthole hook why how do you win you hook their butthole real good why are they even enjoying watching it like what is none of these guys I thought turkey was like very homophobic. They are. There's nothing gay about them. If you ask those guys,

if you ask those guys, like, what do you think about gay people, they'd be like, what's a gay person? There's nothing gay about this. They'd be like, what's a gay person? That seems like it would be illegal and disgusting. I think Hasan and I could save half the children on the Easter Seaboard

if we just did a good Turkish show. Oh, my God, he's in his butthole. He's in his butthole. Yes, it's called chingal. It's called a hook. It's called chingal. There's a term for it. When you shove your hand. He smelled his fingers. For sure. When you shove your hand in your opponent's

leather pants, tight leather pants and you arrive at his butthole, you can use his butthole to manipulate him physically. And I butthole, you can use his butthole to manipulate him physically. And I actually have been, you know how a lot of people have been training for chess boxing? You've been training for this? I've been working with a trainer,

and my butthole grip is getting a lot better. This is precisely the reason why I will never do it? Okay. That's crazy. It's crazy. I'm just trying to honor the traditions. I don't care about Children's Fight Club. Thank you.

No, I don't. Thank you. I almost honor the traditions. You don't care about Children Fight Club. Thank you. No, I don't. Thank you. I almost died at Disneyland. You went to Disneyland again? I went Thursday. I went Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. Actually, never mind. You went three days this week?

Yeah, my family was here. My niece made this lovely little aerial. Oh, that's mine now. Yeah, my family was here, and so they go to Disney, and so then I go to Disney with them. Okay. And as you guys know, Disney has, you don't know this, Disney does special seasonal menus.

Oh, I know this. And right now it's Halloween. Fun. And so at Flo's Diner at Cars Land, I know, but they already decorated for Halloween. Where are we going to go? I never get an invite you'll call me to come take on your vicious home invader

I didn't call you I didn't think about it but I didn't want to bother you we can go to Disney you still have a promise I know you're supposed to I've been keeping myself pure

many opportunities have come up I know. You're supposed to. You're supposed to. I have been keeping myself pure. Many opportunities have come up. I know. You need to go down to Disney. What if we Turkish oil rustle at Disney? At Disneyland. I found a place we could podcast at Disney. I found a perfect spot. Let's do it.

Well, I know. We can do it. Let's let it cool down. The heat wave made it miserable. Speaking of heat waves, I in mexico this past week with my family and we had a great time why are you doing that it's the worst episode because you don't want to hear about how i almost died oh go on we're struggling today it's okay guys forgive i'm very tired i'm very tired i'm sorry this is exactly why i did that to you earlier

yeah this is full circle okay i go to flo's fucking diner it's in cars land okay and they have these special habanero chicken fingers and i was like can't wait to try those that sounds delightful and they're on top of these gross ass ranch covered fries and so i have to take them off and wipe off the ranch. Ew, yuck. I hate ranch. And so then I order a separate thing of fries, but that doesn't matter. I go and I sit by myself because my family is doing Disney animation

where you learn how to draw characters. So they're off doing the drawing and I'm like, I'm gonna eat my chicken fingers because they had already eaten. I eat a whole chicken finger. Wait, they wouldn't sit with you while you were eating? They were doing an activity. What the fuck? They were too busy abusing. while you were eating? They were doing an activity. What the fuck?

They were too busy abusing children. They had already eaten. They were doing child flight clubs. They were collecting children for child flight clubs. It goes hard at Disney. They're all tuned up on Dole Whip. They go crazy. Disney is like an arena.

They do it in different places. The Disney arena goes hard. Yeah, Luigi's car ride is where they, the first Disney fight because it was after 10 p.m. Okay. So you got your ranch fries. I got rid of my ranch fries. Ew, yuck.

And I'm sitting by myself out on the patio and I eat a whole chicken. And then I check on my phone because Maya loves tomato like sexually and romantically. She's obsessed. What is it? What's tomato? Tomato. What's tomato? What the fuck is that?

Like tomato. Stop repeating the word. I What the fuck is that? Like, tomato. Stop repeating the word. I don't know what that means. That guy. That? Yeah. His name's Mater. I know, but sometimes he'll be like, I'm tomato.

I've never watched this movie. I've never watched this movie. What? You talk, you're such a fake, you're such a fake fuck, Hasan. I'm sorry. You talk about fucking the cars in Carsland. You do talk about car pussy a lot. You've never even watched it.

I've never watched it. You don't even know which the hot car is. The hot blue car. I don't fucking know. Sally. Pull up Sally the hot blue car. Oh, that's the Porsche. She's hot for me.

But tomato is hot for Maya. I'm hot for Sally. So you want to be in a lesbian relationship with sally yeah but maya likes tomato would you fuck the oh my god that's me i so anyway i'm on my phone because the pussy don't know you've never even watched it i but i know i know how it works they have these tomato buckets that they sell at Flo's Diner. But I mobile ordered and they wasn't on there. And I wanted to get the bucket for Maya because she likes tomato.

And so I'm sitting there looking on the mobile app to see if I can order this. And I take a bite of my chicken and I choke. I straight up shoot up. And you had no one at disney cutie i'm not gonna lie i love you so much you're the light of my life you're one of my favorite friends if you had died choking on a chicken tender at disney i would have pissed my on top on top of a tomato bucket. It would have been funny. Just falls on the tomato bucket.

Breaks her neck. Just blew Cinderella. Like a fucking horror film. That was the problem is I didn't have the tomato bucket yet. Because the family left her behind to do activities. Yet he's eating her seasonal menu. Lightning McQueen's jizz fries.

It did look like that. I shoot up out of my seat, but I don't want to be dramatic and do like the choke symbol. You're dying. I know. Why would you not want to be dramatic? Because I wasn't sure. And so then, because I was like, I don't know. Because I used to have these things called the Ringo spasms where I would get really stressed and my throat would just close.

Temporarily, I'd usually pass out and then I'd wake up again. What? It's called laryngospasms. Honestly, I think. Like Ringo Starr? Like what do you do some drugs? There's, you really, you have nothing to lose. No, laryngospasms.

Oh, laryngo. I thought you said ringo. I've had the choking sensation before i've never had food choking so i shoot up and i'm like oh my god and i like well i'm not like oh my god i'm like and it's like i can't breathe and so i'm like okay try breathing out your nose sure enough can't breathe out of my nose right like i'm why not in my head because i'm choking okay her air pass my air passage is blocked by habanero seasonal habanero the the chicken fingers and this woman

at another table she's younger she looks at me and she's like are you okay and i'm like i'm like i'm like no i say i'm not okay and so she starts yelling for her boyfriend she's like jose jose jose he runs over and instead of heimliching me right away he just goes and whacks my back and it was enough to like lodge yeah well just like and i kind of like regurgitated and then i could breathe wow do you know how to do self heimlich yeah on the chair i thought about it i was like looking at the chair because i didn't want to like ask for help and be annoying so i was like you're dying and then it's like what's wrong with you it was awful just then my throat hurt all day and now i have this swollen

lymph node and i'm oh so that's where the swollen lymph node came from i don't know yes do you think habanero could do that if it was lodged in your trachea it was bad it hurt so bad it was so bad all day i was coughing deep fry of the tenders scratch the inside of your throat and then there's this whole time mind you i'm choking comes over, they bring me water. I'm like, chill. And I'm like, that was funny. And they're like... Did you get the tomato bucket? I got the tomato bucket the next day.

What's in the tomato bucket? Nothing. It's empty. Is that stupid? Wait, what? Just to have a bucket at your house? Marsh, it showed earlier. Tomato bucket at Disneyland. I understand this. It's right there. I oh it's it's right there i see it it's a disney cars mater see that it looks like a toy almost one more over that guy

that's not a bucket oh that's not oh no that's a die okay get the bucket kids mill flows diner tomato bucket so it comes with a kid's mill but they give it to you just empty it's not full of yeah it's not full of popcorn or anything. It's just this stupid-ass bucket. Maya loves it, though. I gave it to her today, and she said she really likes it. Maya's here? No, we recorded wine about it this morning, where I also told this story.

But honestly, you guys were so dry for content, I had to reuse it. We were doing just fine. Were we? You've been unloading trauma all day you literally started a conversation with so this pedophile used to take me to the basement yeah yeah that was in the episode we had to delete because this shit failed you thank god people would have loved the pedophile you bumped the fucking roadcaster out. With your childhood trauma. No! Child Fight Club, me. Mormon Swingers, me. Choking, me. You're carrying. What do you got?

Alright, you know what? Yeah. Well, I was going to talk about... I'll supervise. I was going to talk about a deep fear that I've had. Okay. The ocean. For a very long... Yeah, there you go. A deep fear that I have officially conquered. Call king neptune because yeah thalassophobia just shut the fuck up okay well i mean yeah it's putting him in kid fight

i have been i i would destroy those kids i would fucking ruin give me like 10 of them i just fucking one punch like five of them at the same time it'd be sick um anyway yes that's right uh i was in mexico with my family uh celebrating my mom's uh completion of her dissertation uh we went to cabo and a lot happened are you fucking joking all right our equipment broke again but we're back now it didn't break we just stop it and restart it because we want to make sure that it's good anyway uh i went to mexico with my family sure for a celebration of my mother's dissertation completion and we went to caboo, all-inclusive resort. Okay.

Picked it all out. Flexing. That's. No, I get it. You're flexing. No, it's cool. I was just giving the details. We haven't gone. I'm sorry.

How would you do that? If we were to next weekend go to an all-inclusive resort in fucking Cabo, how would you get there? Oh, my God. My mom's calling. I got to go. That's so crazy. Hi.

It's been so long. I meant to say dad, but mom's calling. You need to use your dead mom as a way to segue away from a potential Cabo stream trip. So how was Cabo? You went all-exclusive. Did you get pina coladas? Very human. I did not drink.

Well, actually, I did drink a little bit of wine. So boring. No, no, no, no, no. Hold on. So boring. Let me explain. You can't get them virgin. So here's what happened.

I land at the Cabo airport, SJD, okay? And immediately, first I'm like, oh, my Pelican case that has like all of my equipment, streaming equipment, is not making it through. I'm like, I'm screwed. You know, I don't know what the fuck happened. It was fine. It was in a large luggage the large luggage area, which is different. Pick it up.

Get to Customs and Border Patrol. Customs and Border Patrol does this one of these things. Okay, I go over there. I go over there. He goes, what's in that case? And I'm like, I don't know just like electronic equipment that i have in my tomato bucket um yeah in my tomato bucket and he's like what kind of electronic equipment i was like well i have uh i have a monitor why

don't they just open it i have a monitor well at this point this could be so much i think there's like rules around it like customer control can't just like be like open it. They have to have probable cause. He goes, touch this button. I press the button. It lights up green. He goes, oh, got to put it in the x-ray. I got random searched basically by the Mexican Customs and Border Patrol.

Put it through the x-ray. They go, oh, you have a lot of electronic equipment. Turns out there's a tax in Mexico because a lot of people bring in their cheap electronic equipment that they buy in America and sell it in Mexico because in Mexico electronic equipment have a tax and it's very expensive. Oh. So he's like, you're selling these.

I'm like, no. He's like, you're going to get taxed. He's like, you're going to get taxed. I'm like, what are you talking about? He's like, all this electronic equipment, you have to get taxed. He's like, you're going to get taxed. I'm like, what are you talking about? He's like, all this electronic equipment. You have to get taxed. You have to pay tax. You have to declare this at the customs.

And I was like, that seems weird. Then he shows me the fucking law, and it literally says you can bring your personal, you can bring two cameras. You can bring a laptop, a personal laptop, all this stuff. Mine is perfectly kosher, right? Cause it's like a light microphone and,

and monitors. So they're like, Nope, you have to come with us. And I'm like, and at this point I'm like very visibly frustrated. And I'm just like, you know,

I'm, I'm noticing that I'm getting fucked. I'm getting fucked i'm getting extorted okay um so i was like i was definitely not chill about it where i was like what are you talking about like this is bullshit this is fucking ridiculous like what do you mean this is my personal equipment like i'm not doing anything with it like yeah i've traveled all around the world with my personal equipment it's been fine this is the first time it's ever come up and uh so they're like no no you got to come with us they take me to a separate room okay and my mom is freaking out at this point so i'm like i'm texting what you said about 9-11

yeah well mexico doesn't give a shit mexico is like uh 11-9 perfectly fine by us um so uh i i take a quick like picture of where i'm at okay because i'm like i am like detained at customs and border patrol like fear not i'll handle it it's not a big deal the guy fucking blows a gasket goes what the fuck are you doing he like picks me up oh my god and he's like come with me right now and i'm like what the fuck God. And he's like, come with me right now. And I'm like, what the fuck is going on? He's like, no photos. No photos. You put your phone back in your pocket right now.

Picks me up. Takes me outside. He goes, read that sign. And there's like this Xerox, like not even Xerox. Sorry. There's this piece of paper that they printed out and then taped to the wall that says like, it's illegal to take photos and it's punishable with jail time and if sixteen thousand dollars american dollars if you take a photo inside of like the customs

border patrol the detention area shoot so i'm like okay i'll delete it he's like delete it delete it and i delete it he's like now delete it from your recently deleted area like i was like damn these motherfuckers have done this before it's like not their first rodeo they sent me back down and the guy's like fucking yelling at me he's chirping at me he's like it's a thousand dollars you have to pay me a thousand dollars in taxes like he's like a thousand dollars worth of taxes sorry um he's like your electronic equipment it's a thousand dollars i'm like no it's not it's fucking two monitors that are like a hundred dollars each and a a microphone and a light like the total is like maximum three hundred dollars right and it's out of the box not like firsthand you know i'm not fucking selling it um and he's like prove it i'm like okay and i go to take my phone and he goes

if you take your phone out i'm arresting you and i'm like okay so how can i prove it to you he's like well you should have thought about that beforehand he's like it's a thousand dollars if you don't pay this right now i'm taking your passport away and i'm arresting you so i did i paid the fucking uh i paid the fee 90 tax on a thousand dollars his story was so much better than yours we're not hurting for content at all you're just spamming you just waited for me to finish this just so we could say that I forgot to mention I'm still on this story it doesn't even end there

I didn't finish either the habanero chicken fingers were pretty mid anyway so welcome back to fear and much better than wine about it that podcast sucks switch with the bear with austin austin's had a lot of valuable feedback this episode i think the best he's ever done why is this sticky oh kaya kaya um so i i pay the

fucking fee and apparently there's another family behind me that was also detained they came out and told me that they were like laughing and they're like welcome to mexico like they they just like straight up dicked me down a little bit so i foolishly tweeted about it and you can never tweet about things like this online and immediately twitter was like one tax the rich tax the rich everybody's like making the same joke i'm like okay got it funny the first time not funny like the seven thousand funny when it's me no no no it's it's the type of joke that i would make i'm kidding like it's it's perfectly valid uh which i also made in the in the comments like in the uh follow-up comments i was like so but like these guys were like they they wrote like a community note under anything they're like

actually this is a real tax and there's no reason to believe that it was fake and it's like like dude what are you doing this isn't like you think i had exactly one thousand dollars worth of fucking electronic women like get the fuck out of here you don't you weren't there like why are you crazy that they tell you to prove it and then they don't help you in any way but i do have well that was the point it's just they make up an arbitrary number and there's two ways out of it. You either say, oh, okay, like how can I pay to get out of this?

Or you say just keep it? Or, no, no, no, no. Did you miss the United States? What? I did fucking freedom, baby. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Freedom isn't free.

And that's why we built that fucking wall. Yeah, with my money. With the money I gave to the Mexican authorities. Yeah, build it up. Keep them out. I'm not going to. High five. I'm way too white to high five on that.

It's natural. It's beautiful. Build a wall. The wall is natural. The wall is literally being paid by Mexico, by Customs and Border Patrol. Oh, no. It's not that big of a deal like I've

experienced this in Turkey but obviously I because I'm Turkish like it doesn't happen to me but if they think that I'm like American they'll try to fuck with me and then I you know I'm like what the fuck are you doing and it goes away but like it was kind of funny to see like how similar Mexico is to Turkey in that regard well i don't speak spanish i can't punk them if i if i spoke spanish it would have been fine i would have taken out double the money giving it to him and been like you look like you need i i did throw the credit card on the table i was like fucking here it's still hard i was like fuck you put some english on it yeah no i did i was like ah here here just fucking woman to them you're like i would have paid too

no i mean it it was very frustrating. It was very, very frustrating because they were- That's awful. It's just, it's the principle. It's like, dude, you know what we should do for a stream now? Let's smuggle electronics into Mexico and give them away. And sell them. Yeah, sell them.

Sell them. Come on. I don't want to. Smuggle electronics. I don't want to. Smuggle electronics. I don't want to do that. But beyond that shitty

experience uh it rained a lot uh-huh so i streamed a lot and then on the last day i had a wonderful day with my family stream i saw you on a boat i conquered my fear of the ocean oh right that was how we started yeah we i got on a catamaran called Tortuga. That's turtle. Yes. Exactly. We went to the arch and there's a lover's beach. And on the other side, there is the divorce beach. And the divorce beach is named that way.

Yeah, because the other side is this. One side is the sea. The other side is the ocean. And the ocean currents are so vicious that like they call it the divorce sea. So they kill people. But the lover side is very calm because it's a sea. Yeah, I thought as well. I thought that was weird as well.

They should have called it the hater sea. But I saw a bunch of sea lions. I saw some turtles. It was sick. That's cool. And I swam in the ocean for a very long time. Swam my fucking butt off. Splish splashed. I did.

Yeah. It was great. I did it. Now you're converted? No. Oh. There were luckily not a lot of fish in the ocean. In the part of the.

Horacophobia? No. You don't? Mm-mm. How are you afraid of everything but not like sea critters? The open deep ocean scares the fuck out of me. I don't like it when... You know how I used to be Britney Spears? On a cruise ship?

What? You didn't know that? Wait, wait. What? I used to be Britney Spears in a legend show on a cruise ship. And the worst... Can you sing us something? No, I was really bad. Please.

I was not even. She's so lucky. I wasn't even close. Say kiss me baby one more time. She's so lucky. She's a star. Come on, please. I don't believe her. I don't believe her. That's fine. You don't have to believe me. Can you say it? Can you say that?

Can you say it? In the taste of the lips, I'm alive. What would you do? I did Hit Me Baby one more time. Give us a look. Do it. No. Hit Me Baby one more time.

I was so bad. Do it. Do it. Content carry if you do it. But, Marsh, just Google the video. What? There's a video of you. There's a video of it.

You're doing pretty sweet. What the fuck? How did you guys not know about this? Yeah. Go on YouTube. Oh my God. So much sick of the Turkish Royal Wrestling. It's not good.

I'm very tone deaf. Yeah, that's why it's good for content. It's pretty rough. Yeah. I've changed. Oh my God. I remember that version of you. Where is it?

I remember that version of you. This is it? I remember that version of you. This is objectively a better version of you. You were so evil with black hair. She used to be so sassy. You were so scary. She used to make fun of me all the time. Oh my God. I think it must be in that I've changed video somewhere.

I don't know where though. With the brunette hair, you're like, you would give like really mean penis reviews or something. Like that's what you look like. That's not what I did. I don't know where though that with the brunette hair you're like you would give like really mean penis reviews or something like that's what you look like that's not what i did i don't know where sorry i'm saying you could that's so i don't know i don't know where it is that's so weird then i guess you have to do it live no i oh baby if you donate a hundred subs to my stream it plays i know it like we have the video that's why i'm surprised it's not there that's insane Oh, baby. If you donate 100 subs to my stream, it plays. I know it.

Like, we have the video. That's why I'm surprised it's not there. That's insane. That's like, are you holding a monetary gun over our heads right now? What the fuck? Next time I'm live, boys. No, I don't know. No, no, seriously. Come on.

I don't know. I'm surprised it's not coming up on YouTube. I don't know. Look up. Okay, we'll find it in the paywall. Brilliant idea, Marge. She's so lucky. I have a cruise line.

Carnival. I need for Brittany. Yeah. Dude, you've done some weird-ass fucking jobs. Anyway, when you're on a cruise and you go out at night and it's pitch black. Yeah. I don't love that. Do you get in the water?

No, no, no. No, dude, you'll die. Cutie, you are dead- Oh. I don't love that. Do you get in the water? No, no, no. No, dude, you'll die. Cutie, you are dead ass. You have thoracophobia. You can't get in the water. You're on a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean. I don't know.

You work on the boat. You think you jump off and climb back up? When you're docked. No, you're not docked. That's what I'm saying. Also, I don't even think you can jump off

even if you're docked. It's like pretty big. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It would be too high of a jump, I think, for a non-professional diver to jump into. Anyway, you go. It's like middle of the ocean because that's when they do most of their traveling. It's middle of the night and it's just empty.

You can't see an island with lights. It's just pitch black and you just see the waves like kind of glistening off the cruise ship. Yeah, that's terrifying. i don't like that wakeboarding at night one time and it was in the ocean yes it was the most terrifying thing i've ever i don't even know if it's legal wait where which ocean like california jersey one oh atlantic yeah you're not supposed mean, they have all those signs that are like, don't go in the ocean after. You want to hear something crazy that's Mormon? Yeah. Is Mormons, when you're on your mission, they tell you to avoid the ocean. What? Yeah. When you're on your mission as a missionary, you're supposed to avoid the ocean. Why?

Specifically, I don't know. It's something like there's something with the devil in the ocean why um specifically i i don't know it's something like there's something with the devil in the ocean i'm amending my story why do it was in a lake it was in lake michigan oh that's still scary yeah but lake michigan was actually like i remember that's the mormon that's the one that mormons are supposed to avoid no you can it's like especially at night or something i don't remember but look this up why Why do Mormons avoid the ocean? Only missionaries. Why? Not normal Mormons. I don't know.

I had a cousin that went to, I want to say Michigan. Whenever March spells shit is so bad. He wrote missionaries with like a Y. There's a Y in there. He's got the Billy Rave brains. Oh, yeah. It's so funny every time. Yeah.

Why are LDS missionaries instructed to stay away from bodies of water? I saw a post recently on LDS missionaries. On Christianity.com. LDS missionaries are instructed not to go swimming. Commonly, this idea is misunderstood to be for the entire Mormon population, which is not true. Yeah, it's just missionaries. Nevertheless, I suffered it that ye might bear record. Behold, there are many dangers upon the waters, and more especially hereafter.

For I, the Lord, have decreed in mine anger many destructions upon the waters. Ye, and especially upon these waters. What the fuck? Why? They're afraid of sea monsters. I don't know. They're afraid of sea monsters. Okay, that's like Mormonism 1, every other religion 0, though, for real.

Because, like, sea monsters are terrifying. I don't know why. Have you ever seen an anglerfish? Oh, God. Don't even guess. Have you ever seen an anglerfish? Are those the creepy ones? Yeah.

They just don't want them to. Anglerfish, I think, are the scariest thing on the planet. Yeah, they're scary with their glossy eyes. And the teeth. All manner of feel ah dude but the one i'm finding nemo so cute look at him no you know what's really interesting about anglerfish i don't even know if you know this there are dimorphic species and the female is that one that's the one we all know and the male is just like a little guppy and what happens is he latches

onto her like her basically back end and becomes a pair of vestigial testicles. Oh yeah. There it is. Oh, go one up, go one above one to the right, one to the right. Ew, look at him. They're so symbiotic. They almost become like hermaphroditic because he grows onto her skin.

That's weird. Yeah. I would let, I would let Ludwig grow on my skin. And become a vestigial pair of's weird. Yeah. I would let Ludwig grow on my skin. And become a vestigial pair of testicles. Yeah. We'd hang out all the time. Yeah, fish are fucking disgusting and they freak me the fuck out. They smell

bad and also we should respect their, you know, area. Like, don't go into their homes. So I should, for your date that you're auctioning off at the gala i should say a fishing date with hassan fuck no oh late night ocean swim late night ocean swim with hassan yeah so we can both die that's what'll happen um yeah no it's just i i tackled my fear but also not really because like i am still afraid of the deep ocean like the open

ocean are the dates at the gala? I don't know. The different thing? They buy them. At the gala. You don't understand. They buy them at the gala. You don't understand the process. You go, you auction off a date, and that date is actually streamed.

Yeah. That date is actually streamed at a later date. Yeah. That's her idea. Oh. You're slutting yourself out for the gorillas. Just buy yourself, and then you don't have to do anything with anybody a jerk off sesh with will now oh five hundred dollars

i actually don't have a lot of people that have agreed to be auctioned and you guys didn't agree you just got i wonder why? I think it's fun. I'm getting auctioned. I'm going to win that and make you do something terrible. But it's a baking lesson with Cutie Cinderella. We're going to bake meth. Oh, that's fun. Actually, one person that I messaged today to get auctioned was Blaustoise.

And he was like, I can't wait to see how much Austin's going to spend on me. And I was like, Austin's cheapest to hoe in the whole world. He's not going to buy you. It's true. He's going to be way more concerned on what gets spent on him. Yeah. Yeah.

Blau's going to get fucked when he goes up there and Austin doesn't bid. And then it's just like, no one bids on Blau. That'd be funny. Yeah. Okay. I think that about does it for this week's free episode. If you want the freemium content, or the premium content rather, go to patreon.com.

Why'd you call it freemium? Patreon.com slash freerun. I don't fucking know what I'm saying. It's not free. It costs $5. I'm so tired. It costs $5 for tier one. It costs $5, and we're going to take our toes,

and we're going to latch them like holding hands. We have done that. We can do that. You can't do that. We've also done that. People on the internet will have a field have done that. We can do that. You can't do that. We've also done that. People on the internet will have a field day with that. Which is why she's going to do it

behind the paywall. That's right. We're putting burkas on her feet. What the hell? The internet's a fucked up place. Bye guys. Do it. Oh baby. That's not how you do it. Cutie Spears.

Oh, yeah, that's me. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's bad. You're such a mean girl with that hair. I can't even get over it.

It's like a different person. Look at the picture. Do you feel like you had a different personality with that hair? I had a different persona on purpose, but I was the same person. I'm so bitchy. It's actually so bad. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

It's so bad. No!